We are back refreshed from vacation! Bobby talks about how people will still give him a hard time even though we recorded new shows over vacation. We all share what we watched over vacation. Today’s Never Gonna Get It question: Most Americans think age 12 is the right time for kids to start being able to do this. What is it? Bobby helps a listener whose friend just broke their brand new iPhone. Are they responsible to pay for it?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting hellos, All right, we are back Morning Studio. Well, well,
well we went on vacation for a week, sort of
like we were gone for a week. But one of
those days you guys were gone too, was fourth July.
I do want to play this voice Meil to start
(00:23):
the show. Go ahead, Hello, Bobby, Morning Studio. I just
want to say thank you for almost all week you
guys gave us new content for fly. Just curious did
you guys stay late and do that. It wasn't all
brand new, but it mostly brand new, so I appreciate
that anyway, like to know, thank you very much. I
(00:45):
appreciate you acknowledging that. So here's what happens. Most shows
they leave, they just go, we're gonna play best of
We don't want to do that, so as much as
we don't have to, we stay late. We work extra
days to make sure that even though we're gone, and
you get new content. So fourth of July, that was Monday.
Everybody was gone off that day. We had full new
shows with full new interviews on Tuesday and Wednesday. The
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only days you shurt anything that wasn't totally new was
Thursday and Friday. Still people were complaining online about it.
I'm treating them too good. I'm telling you, I'm treating
people too good. Where they're they're getting all spoiled. And
when they're two days of reruns because that's our first
week of vacation of the year in July, and because
there are two days of reruns, they're like, you go
on vacation all time. This sucks. I'm treating them too good.
(01:31):
So I appreciate that, because yes, we stayed and worked
really late before we left to make sure that if
you listen to the show, we didn't treat you like
other shows would treat you. Yeah, that's right. All the
other shows they treat you like crap. They kick you
on their way up the door. They'd spit in your
face and go on vacation. Not us. We hug you,
and you know what, we hug you, and you complain
about us. I pray fired up over that. I look
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at the comments, Oh my goodness. But yes, we are back,
and I'm happy to be back. But I had a
really good vacation, which is something that I would usually
not say because I would usually not mean it. But
we had a really great trip and it's just fun
going on vacation with my wife, which I never got
to do him my whole life until I met our
married her. So we went to Utah and Arizona right
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there on the border, and I was talking to Mike
d about it and we were catching up on each
other's vacation trips, and I was like, Mike, Mike went
to the beach, and Mike like me, hates the beach
And he did hate the beach, did you? I didn't
because you have a wife, That's why. And so he's like,
how how Jeers go? I was like, it was good.
I said, we we're pretty active and he goes, active,
look like you're shooting a TV show. I said, well,
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you know, early in the day, in the morning in
the desert, we did very active stuff like riding bikes
through the mountains or climbing stuff or what else? Do
We kick boxed and is awesome. I can tell you
more about it later. But it was a really good
trip and I think she had a great time. And
I come back. I don't know about refreshing rejuvenated, because
I always am both tired and yeah, physically I'm always tired,
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but I'm always ready to go. So we're all here.
I'm here, Eddie's here, Amy's here, lunchboxes here, the whole
crew is here. So we're here to give you out
some more great shows today, hopefully. But I don't have
any new injuries. That was the first question. That's good.
You know you here in the woods all day. We
used to We used to hunt all day and we'd
come back and we don't check ourself for ticks at
the end of the day. With your socks or your
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legs that's been covered. You take a minute check yourself
for ticks. I had to check myself for injuries once
I got back because I'm getting older, make sure everything
was worth Yeah, So I was like going on to
check my calf, all right, thatunds good. I'll check my elbow,
all right, thatunds good. And so I did that. But
all my pictures are up if you want to see
we posted. It's just amazing, like I think even visually
my best vacation. Oh yeah, dude, it look beautiful. And
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people would hit me up and it would be mean.
People aren't mean. Sometimes after they would go why'd you
do reruns? They would go, you guys took a photographer
with you? Hellame, No, we don't either I take it
to Kalin, she takes it to me, we wrop it
up somewhere, or we get someone to take it for us,
not a photographer. That it was the only four options.
(04:06):
If you think we're flying with the photographer crazy, he's
on the floor beside the bed with us always. I'm like, hey, Kayla,
wake up, Timmy, he's got to get a picture of this.
I'm here, guys, there is no I don't know if
you I don't know what kind of life you guys
think I live. But no, we don't take a photographers.
It would be awesome. And like the climbing ones on
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my Instagram again, go to mister Bobby Bones the climbing ones.
We had our guide take them. He was like, I
take them all the time. He had a wrist trap
on so it wouldn't lose his phone climbing the mountains.
So that's the other one. The other one is people
will send people were really nasty Kaitlin the whole time anyway,
But people sent Kaitlin ones. I can't believe we take
a full time here and make up person on the
road with you is that same person taking our pictures?
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Because I got news for you, ain't nobody there, And
she was like, why are people so mean about this?
Because she's asking me, and I'm like, you know, it's
that sucks, but in this way that it sucks, it's
kind of a compliment, like they're like, going, you take
the best pictures. Yeah, makeup, great hair and makeup. She
does it herself, every bit of it. So that's what's up.
That's what's up. But we're all here. We're glad that
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you're here. Amy returned with a cough, a big cough,
So I'm not gonna really put a lot of pressure
on her today because when she talks, she's like, yeah, right, Amy, Yes,
I've been sitting here listening and I'm scared to actually
talk because when I do talk, a cough does come out.
But I'm trying. Like I came back with a hat
from where we stayed. Yeah, Amy came back with the croup.
(05:34):
The cough, Yeah, the Middle Eastern croup. We're back. I
had a little vacation. We're so pumped to be back
with you guys on the radio. Let's go now and
open up the mail bag. Something we call hello, Bobby Bones.
(05:56):
I'll keep it short and sweet. I just got a
brand new phone. My friend was borrowing it to look
something up or walking down the street. She tripped, fell,
dropped the phone. The screen is shattered. While I feel
horrible that she fell down, I'm responsible for paying for
my new phone screen or is she thank you? By
the way, did I mention I'm nineteen and broke? Signed
(06:17):
nineteen and broke? Okay? Very common thing here, somebody breaks
something of yours. Who pays? I think it would be
nice if your friends said, oh my goodness, I'm so sorry,
I will pay for that. That would be awesome if
she just did that, because I think that's what most
people would do. But she also might be broke as well. Yeah,
and she can't pay for it. You are you let
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her have the screen? Yeah? You have to circle it
back to the origin of responsibility and as an accident
by her. By the way, as an accident, you're responsible
for paying for it. But it'd be awesome if she
helped or did Yes, But you are responsible. Should she
act like but even though she's responsible? But can she
ask for half? Yes? No, she can ask for help. Okay. Oh,
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I don't think I put a percentage on it, because
she may do seventy five, may do one hundred, who knows? Okay,
But I would say, hey, I gotta get a new
phone screen. Can you help me pay for this? Don't,
don't do half, don't do it, and she will say
I can, yes or no. You are responsible for your
own phone screen because you gave it to her and
then an accident happened. If she just grabs it, it's mine.
Now I'm the king of the world. Pamps lands on
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the ground. Then she does. But yes, so I say
it stinks. It's a bad situation. So you say, I say,
it's your responsibility, but it's okay to ask. And if
she whatever, she says, you have to accept lunchbox. The
friend needs to pay for your screen. Three needs to
but isn't responsible responsible. If I lend Eddie my car
and he wrecks it, Eddie is responsible to pay for it.
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So I lent you my phone, you broke it, you
pay for it. Cars have insurance, not all phones, do
you know. So I mean that's gonna be part of it.
So I ed would pay the deductible of the insurance.
That's fine, yes, but that's what I'm saying. So your
screen costs one hundred bucks that and you don't know
what if I just could not pay for I would say,
if I loaned Eddie my he's like somebody backed into me.
I backed into somebody. I don't have any money. I'd
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be responsible to pay for it. And I just hope
that Eddie could because I couldn't make him pay for it,
wouldn't go to court. You wouldn't take Eddie to court,
because then we wouldn't be friends anymore. I'm fine. I
understand what you're saying, but I think that's fine. You
just write it off, all right, well, Amy, and I
feel like that you're responsible. But if she's a good friend,
she will help you pay for it or maybe pay
(08:24):
for it all. Yeah, but you didn't loan it to her.
When you loan it to somebody, it's still yours. You're
still responsible for it the end, you know. Okay, thank
you for the email. I think we'll close it up
now we've got your That was I told you. I
got a text from a friend and they were like, Hey,
(08:45):
we're having a wedding. We're getting married. Here's the invitation.
Click the link. I click the link, o RSVP through text,
got another text back going you are RSVP, and I
was like, that was so easy one cheaper for them too.
I have to mail something back, I gotta check. Let's
stop with wedding having to pay all this extra money
for sending out way too expensive invitations. It's so dumb.
(09:06):
So I really enjoyed that text mess. Easier for me,
easier for them, cheaper for them. So I think that's
a tradition that we should do away with buying these
stupid expensive invitations. And you know who keep telling us
we need to buy these invitations. The companies that are
making the invitations, they're the ones keeping this in the culture.
So I have a list here from SWNS Digital top
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traditions of that are out that you should not do anymore.
Number one that the bride can't be seen before the wedding. Now,
I did not see Caitlin, and it wasn't a luck thing.
It was a I wanted to just be surprised by
her dress in the moment. Yeah, right, But most people
feel like if you see the person beforehand, that's bad luck.
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And that's where the tradition comes from, is you don't
see them because it means bad life. And that's pretty
hard for to go straight bad life if you're having
to put your eyes on them. The next one, the
bride's parents for the wedding. They say you should do
away with that are offering. Yeah, but they feel like
they have to, right. The tradition is they have to,
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so they do. And I bet a lot of parents
are like, man, this really hurts us financially. So I
do not think that that should be the tradition. That
was awesome though, dude, I love that tradition. When I mean,
and I got three boys and he's got four boys.
I love that tradition. Let's keep going with that tradition.
I don't like it. Get I paid for my own wedding.
I was cool with it. I don't want to put
that on them. You're in a position where you could.
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I was an adult, and if I couldn't, I get
a smaller wedding. Yeah, that's the position I would have
been in. Have a smaller wedding and pay for it.
So next up, Brian and groom's guests sit separately. That's
kind of a dumb tradition. You put, okay, you guys
on this side, you on that side. What can they
sit together? Who cares well? It's like tells you who's
there for who you can look and see they're ten
(10:51):
feet away for each other. And then what if one
person doesn't have as many people? Yeah, you're there for both. Yeah,
walking down the aisle and here comes the bride, which
I see lesson less doing that. We she didn't, although
I feel like I should have walked down the aisle.
I said this many times. I really got screwed out
of that. I want him my own moment the sun.
I can do a couple twirls. She didn't come down
to that song, dude. No, she came down to Jake
(11:12):
Owen Made for You. Yeah, And I remember calling Jake
and going, hey man, we're gonna do Made for You
your song, but you're gonna be sitting there. I don't
want you to sing it. Is that cool if we
play it and we don't ask you to sing it?
And he just thought it was a weird request because
and Jake's a friend and he was like, yeah, dude,
but we're like, we want to make sure that you
don't feel like it's awkward when your songs playing but
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it's not you and it was played on violins and stuff,
and we're like We don't want you to stand out
and be like, Okay, I'll do it. I was made
for you. Just enjoy the wedding. I wonder if he
was humming it while they were playing in the violins, like, oh,
look to himself. And I wanted to give him the
heads up so people wouldn't like stare at him and
be like, oh, that's your song. Yeah, So here comes
to bride. I don't know that I've seen that in
a while at a wedding. Do you know that feels
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like that one's kind of going away? The bride and
groom's guests sit separately, something old, something knew, something borrow
something blue? Who cares? That's fine? That is that a
good luck thing? Yeah, but nobody gets hurt. No time's wasted. Uh.
And then a white wedding dress. Oh, if I s
someth coming on a red I'm like, oh boy, you's
at her fun Huh. That doesn't mean that I know,
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but it's weird to think that you wear white because
you're a virgin, I know, you know, like mine, that's right,
that's why you were white? Nos? Why tradition? Yes, the
tradition says you were white. Get rid of that you like,
why didn't want it? That's why you didn't want a
white tucks. That's why I didn't wear a white tuck.
Hers is like pitch black. He wrapped himself in a
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black tart. Definitely not one down. So there you go.
Those are the things that people think should be out.
Go ahead. I saw something the other day about a
trend that's happening right now is daughters wearing their mother's
wedding dress, but not as it was. Like, they take
it and they alter it to fit their style and vibe,
(12:59):
but they're still using, you know, the bones and like
of it. And so I thought that was cool. So
as like, think of it now, women that are getting married,
save your dresses because who knows your daughter might want
to wear it one day. Yeah, and you're gonna say money,
a lot of money. Yeah, that's an awesome thing. All right,
there you go. Let's not do those anymore. Eliminate one
and it's never done again. Of all those that I
said are kind of traditions going out, which one would
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you eliminate the dumbest one? I would say the dumbest
one for me, Well, I'd say that making people sit separately, Yeah,
that's what I was gonna say. That's pretty dumb. One
no reason. We don't need to like look and judge
and be like, oh, yeah, I get three more people. Amy,
I guess the seeing the people before, Yeah, I get it.
(13:43):
Yeah because of bad luck if you don't want to
do it, because of because it's like a little fun
thing for y'all, like to Like you said you wanted
to see Caitlin for the first time that she's walking
down the aisle, and I didn't wanted to see the
chaps that I was wearing until she was walking down
the eis She wouldn't let you wear. No, she wouldn't,
and there were But let's that whole thing. If you
see each other before, then you can take pictures before
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and that saves a lot of time. That's what we did.
We did our pictures quick though, because we were like,
we don't want to have everybody here and then be
gone for a long time. So we told the planner
or another the photographer. We were like, all right, as
soon as we're done. We got like twelve minutes. Oh no,
you handled that the way you handle most things in life.
Where we were like out there and it was like click, click,
and Bobby's all right, let's let's go, let's go. I
was like her family, you're three here, No, no, gee,
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I just didn't want to be gone the whole time.
You know. No, I've never seen it go that fast.
All right, thank you guys, It's time for the good news.
We first shared this story a while ago about a
twelve year old named Brody who came home from school
and Brody was upset only two teachers and two students
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signed as year book and he'd also been bullied, and
that story went viral. Well, Paul Rudd, who was an
ant man a ton of movies. But Paul Rudd heard
about this and he sent him a letter and he
signed an aunt man helmet and sent that to him
as well. That's awesome. Brodie's mother, Cassandra, shared images of
both the letter and the helmet on Facebook. Paul wrote
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this in the letter, It's important to remember that even
when life is tough, the things do get better. There
are so many people that love you and think you're
the coolest kid there is me being one of them.
I can't wait to see all the amazing things you're
going to accomplish. And then he signed his name, Paul
Rudd didn't have to do that. That's really cool. That
is awesome. You know, it reminds me. I think we
(15:30):
mentioned this too, but there was this guy that worked
at Burger King like twenty five years and never missed
a day at work. Oh yeah, and he's like, look
what I got, And he was showing like the lame
stuff they gave him for working twenty five years. It
was like a pair of ear plugs, a Burger King hat.
I don't remember exactly what it was. And David Spade
like reached out on Instagram sent in five thousand bucks.
Yeah amazing. I mean, they definitely don't have to do that.
(15:51):
And David Spade didn't share that story. He said him
five thousand and just lived his life in same here.
Paul Rudd's people didn't share this, but love love it
for the kid. Think Paul Rod's awesome. That is what
it's all about. That was tell me something good. All right,
Let's play the game that's so fun for me and
not fun for you. And by that I mean the
(16:12):
show because it's a really hard game. It's called Never
Gonna Get It. And let's bring back on Kate. You
may remember Kate from Troy, Idaho. We played with her,
she did not win. I promised her we'd play with
her again. Everybody say hello, Kate. Hello? Okay, Kate say
hello everybody. Everybody there we go. All right, So here's
(16:35):
the question, guys, it's a really hard question. You're never
gonna get it. All right, here we go. Most Americans
think age twelve is the right time for kids to
start being able to do this. What is it? I'll
read it again. Most Americans think that age twelve is
the right time for kids to start being allowed to
(16:58):
do this. What is it? All right? How it works? Kay?
You have the first shot here? Well do you think
most Americans think age twelve that's the right age. Let
kids start doing this? What is it? Kate? Women are
girls wearing makeup? But that's only capturing fifty so that's
probably not it. Um cell phones, but maybe parents do
that earlier these days. Um, right, they're like to school.
(17:21):
You get three So far that all sound pretty solid.
Most Americans think age twelve is the right time for
kids to start being able to do this. Okay, you
got ten seconds or now on the clock, and let's
hear your answer. When you get it, I'm a cell phone.
Have a cell phone? Solid answer, Amy, When did you
let your daughter have a cell phone? Oh? She got
(17:42):
one for her fifteenth birthday? Eddie? Fourteen? Yeah, earlier this year.
It's a little older. Yeah, okay, she's cases have a
cell phone? Is it have a cell phone? It is not? Okay, good?
Have a one answer down. Anybody have that as theirs? No, No,
my answer is the right answer. No, launch my thing.
You know it, know it. Nailed it all right, so
(18:03):
think about it now we'll go to the show. You guys,
most Americans think age twelve is the right time for
kids to start being able to do this. What is it?
All right? You guys have your answers in Yeah, Amy,
how do you feel? I feel okay, lunch Oh, I
got it? Is it like boom boom boom Lunchbox calls
(18:24):
his shot every time you have to hit a homer Yet, Eddie,
I feel good right in the middle, middle of the road.
You always feel terrible, I know, but I feel good.
I thought of this too easily. Morgan. I don't feel good.
I don't have kids, so I'm just winging it over here. Okay, Well,
you are closer to twelve than okay, Kate, pick one
of these members of the show here, Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie
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or Morgan, and if they get it right, you get
it right, and you win not only the Sonic fifty
dollars gift card, but you win a signed copy on
my book. Stanley the Dog and his First Day at School,
voted number one children's book of all time by me.
I voted alone. Yes, all right, go ahead, Kate. Who
would you like? I'm gonna switch it up this time.
I'll start with lunch That's right, lunch bokes. She's putting
(19:06):
all the faith that you can end this game quick. Well,
it's ok. Get right to the song. Hey, what song's
coming up? We're going. Let's go on to one. Let's
go to Let's go to that. Okay, let's just hit
the song because it's already over. We're gonna say it
over the intro of the song. Here we go, lunch Box,
Here we go. Most Americans think age twelves the right
time for kids to start being able to do this.
What is it? Stay home alone? Stay home alone? He
(19:30):
got who? Let's go? I agree, Let's go to Sonic.
Let's go to Sonic. Who who I like that yeah, Okay,
get in the car, gas up, let's go. She didn't
have to give card yet. We get a mail out
to her. We'll meet her there. I agree. Okay, let's
hit it with is it no, it is stay at
(19:52):
home alone? Is it stay home alone? Whoa, I'm shocked.
That's a miss. That's a miss. That's ams are changing
the answer ones I put in the right answer. No,
I'm not. It's not a piece of paper. Are you
guys who's shocked? I'm shocked. I'm sho. I thought he
got it my answers, I don't care what you guys
(20:13):
think about getting it. I have an answer here. So
we have three people, Amy, Eddie and Morgan. Now, Kate,
you can actually go with all three of them, or
you can flip a coin to see if you win
the prize. It's up to you. Well, last time I
tugged on with everyone else, I think it worked for me.
So I think I'll flip a coin. Okay, Well that's
not Let's see if anybody got it anyway. You got
(20:33):
social media, Eddie, yeah, I said social media. Morgan, I said,
have sleepovers with their friends. It's incorrect too. What about
put themselves a bit No. The answer would have been
babysit younger siblings age twelve when you finally can leave
and they can watch the younger sibling. Okay, no need
to punch the table, No, because I was Okay, up, Kate,
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you're ready to flip this coin? Sure, all right, give
us colup in music. Here we go. It's time to
flip the going. Okay, pick it heads or tails? She
picks heads. Amy, I'm gonna flip it. You yell from
the floor. What it is for? A sonic gift card?
A signed copy of Stanley the Dog and his First Dad.
School vote and number one gets the book of All Time? Why?
(21:16):
Like me? What's She's got a little side tracked by
doing the hole the whole bit. There, here we go
in the air. It's down. Oh no, okay, Amy, Amy,
(21:36):
what she just said? Head? You're the one want to
can see it? Look? What are you doing? What are
you doing? The one thing about Amy is that she
hasn't tecrity. I know, like girl, it's no one can
see to say heads. Okay, boy, okay, you didn't win.
I'm sorry. Just give it to her. I can't the lawyer,
the lawyers get on me. I don't know better. Three, Okay,
(22:02):
I'll roll. I'll spend the dice here. Oh my god,
there's one hundred numbers on it. Pick over under fifty under,
she says, under, let's number of seventy seven. No one
can see it. Boy boy, it's okay because I had
honestly called for another reason and I got's I want
(22:22):
to give another chance. Okay, here we go. What's the
other twe I'm gonna pulled up a number on my
hand and it's gonna be above five or below five, okay,
and you can pick above or below? Okay? Ready? Yeah? Below?
Oh my gosh, Oh my god, boy boy, yeahs up? Yes, boy?
Because you told her I'm gonna hold up my hand.
(22:44):
You didn't say hands hands, Yes, you did not say Okay,
Here we go. I'm gonna put my phone either face
up or face down. Oh my gosh. She's gonna win
a game face up or face down. If you can
tell me what it is face up or face down,
you are the winner. Kate, is it face up? Her facedown?
Go ahead, face up, face up? The answer is game.
(23:11):
Because we never played a good stupid can't you win everything?
Nice job? I mean legal will be happy with that
which she won a game legitimately, so good? Would sue
me lawyers? Yeah? All right, put Kate on whole please, Scooba, Steve.
She's a big winner. We're gonna update you guys on
the new shows we've watched. For example, Morgan, you watched
What's Man from Toronto? It's on Netflix with Kevin Hart
(23:34):
and Woody Harrelson, and it's so good. It's like an
action and comedy movie. I laughed out loud several times.
Kevin Hart is basically mistaken for this really intense dude
and has to imitate him throughout the whole movie. It's
a little raunchy, but if you're looking for like a
good comedy action movie, it's really good. All Right, what
do you give it? I give three point eight out
(23:55):
of five hats okay, we gotta stop at the point eight,
We can't. We gotta stop three point seven nine two four.
It was so clear, okay, I mean we gotta go
Halves and folds more again. All right, three point five
out of five hats okay. So Man from Toronto on Netflix?
Ray you watch a Trace Atkins movie. Yeah, it's called
(24:16):
Thirteen Minutes. It's basically the twenty twenty two version of Twister.
I feel like it was pretty budget, so unfortunately I
only give it one out of five deep voices. Oh dang,
deep voices. Hope he's good. That movie must have sucked.
Is it a movie or a show? Yeah, it's a movie.
It's an hour and a half on Amazon Video. Okay.
(24:37):
He chases tornadoes right like what I don't understand. No,
he just stands out and buy something. He lets him
come to him. He's a big guy. His family's affected
by him. Okay, all right, Well, so that's Morgan and
Ray's review. I'll give you one of the best shows
I've seeing in five years. Coming up, you guys, have
your movie, your reviews. We'll do that coming up next.
Had a week off, had a great vacation. You can
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see a lot of my pictures on my Instagram, mister
Bobby Bone. But let's go around and talk about the
shows we watched and let's review them, because every time
I go onto my dms, they're like, hey, what are
you watching? That's good? And I'll start with a show
called Severance that I watched. It's on Apple Plus. Don't
think I would have started it, but a friend was like, hey,
this is right up your alley. It's like kind of future,
kind of black mirror type show. And Adam Scott is
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his name, you know Adam Scott? Yeah, what was He's
in everything? That's it? And there we go. And so
they put this chip in your brain and when you
go to work you get everything. You only know your
work life. Okay, when you go home, you only got
your home life. So when you're at home it feels
like you're ever only at home when you're works. It's
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called Severance. It's the best show I've scene in five years.
Really for me, it was awesome. And it was just
Kaitlin and I going, I wish you watch another one,
but if we run through it so fast, we don't
want to watch it all today. It was that it
was better than binge watching. It was so good that
we binge watched it with caution because we didn't want
(26:02):
it to be over. Okay, So I started this like
five months ago. I watched episode one, maybe even half
of episode why. I said, yeah, I'm good, Like when
did you watch it and say like, oh, this is
so good? Caitlin said it was so good. Right as
episode three was starting, I was when I was into it,
like twenty minutes into it, and I was like, oh,
this is for me. I don't get it yet, but
(26:22):
I know this is like Black Mirror type stuff where
it's they're predicting what's going to happen in the future.
Like it's somebody going, this is what's going to happen,
so be aware. I totally gave up on it, dude.
It's it's the best shot I've seen in five years. Okay, Mike,
De've seen it. I started it, Yeah, only seen two episodes. Though,
when did you start it? Like five months ago? Like Eddie, Oh,
I got it again. I'm not saying it's a super
(26:42):
new show. It's aid this year show. Yeah, but I
didn't know about it. Okay, So I'm going severance. I'm
giving that, uh five out of five brains. Wow, Yeah,
that's great. We started a show called Blackbird because we're
never on Apple Plus, because I'm like, what kind of
freak watches Apple Plus? Honestly, yeah, I'm like, who he
gets on that? And so there's a show called Blackbird
because we we will google what's good to watch and
(27:06):
then just look at the list of shows, and Blackbird
got like ninety eight, We're like, what is that on
album plus? Okay, we went to it and there's only
two maybe three episodes now because it just started. But
it's a true story of a guy who was a
drug dealer trying to drug runner. Gun runner had guns.
He gets arrested and goes to prison, and they're like, hey, yea,
(27:29):
all these years, now you can serve them because he's
a young, really good looking guy, or we can put
you in a max security place and you can get
this confession from a serial killer and you only got like,
you know, a little bit of time to do it.
And so again it just started. It's like again, episode
on episode three, we're into it. We're into it as good. Yeah,
I can't give it. I can't give it enough jail
(27:50):
bars yet because I've only seen two. But we're watching
that and we love that, and so and we're on
We've watched the first three episodes of Only Murders in
the Building on Hulu. Yeah, those are good. They're good.
Love just a great, wholesome, fun show. Not wholesome for
kids because they drop a bad word every now and then,
but it's like it's good, So I'm gonna go those
are my recommendations. Mike. You watched Door, Yeah, and I
(28:13):
loved it. You did one of my favorite Marvel movies
in a long time. And you watched Thor Eddie. So
my kids wanted to go watch Thor, and I said,
all right, I'll go with him. Didn't expect much, dude,
It's so good. He's the worst one of all of that.
He is so funny in this movie. I laughed so hard.
And they play all guns and roses like, so I'm
watching my kids jam out the guns and roses. I'm like,
(28:34):
this is the best thing ever did. It was so
so good? Huh. You know with Thor, I watched the
first one, I thought it was pretty good. Then I
watched the second. I was like, I'm out. I don't
know more Thor, but it's that good. Huh. Why do
I just like Thor? Is he the weakest of all them?
I think he's underrated. But yeah, his solo movies have
him been the most well received. Okay, so there's story, Amy,
did you watch anything. Well, Grey's Anatomy just got out
(28:55):
into Netflix like at the end of last month, and
so now you can binge the whole thing on there.
So I started with season one, episode one. Wait have
you ever seen it before back in two thousand and five. Yes, okay, interesting,
I probably start I left off McDreamy, right, thing I
can't remember, and it's all so good, So I'd rather
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just start with season one, episode one and work my
way to season eighteen. That's a lot of seasons that's
like you're hibernating for the winner, or like you're running
from the law or something like. They don't do that anymore,
like many eighteen seasons. Yeah, that's crazy. All right, Well
that's what we watched my three shows, thor and season
one of Crazy. Alright, this updated Amy By the way,
(29:38):
big announcement tickets on sell Friday from my two shows,
we're doing two more here in Nashville. Of my residency
comedically inspirational, it's comedy. It's basically an inspirational talk. At
the same time, there's music. Eddie and Either Raging Idiots
are gonna play a little set as well. On Friday.
Eric Dodd is opening I don't know, maybe an appearance
from s Did you know he was opening? Ray did not.
(30:03):
That's awesome, okay, so he's opening Friday night. I didn't
even call Ray come on. Mean, he doesn't want Ray
showing up and then Steve Mochler on Saturday night, so
they're opening up and then we are. It's it's really
pumped about it. You guys get tickets on Friday at
Bobby Bones dot com. If you want to come, we'd
love to have you bring the kids. No bad words.
(30:23):
If you want to bring the kids, it'd be super funny.
Alread a couple of voicemails. This is number one. I
was just wondering if Bobby could give some tips for
when he's writing his stand up comedy because I wanted
to do some stand up open mics and just wanted
his tips on when he's writing. Anyways, that's it. Here's
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the tip. And I do this for writing comedy or
this show, or when I'm writing books. But I go
into my notes app on the iPhone and anything any
thought that I have that I think, oh there's a
bit there, Oh there's something to write about, I write
it in my phones. I have now you ask, yeah,
what do you have? Now? Thank you for asking. I
have being little spoon because I'm a little a little
(31:08):
I'm not a skit okay people comedy bit yeah, okay, yeah,
ye skum being a little spoon, right, I have that
I said, and this is not the joke, but it's like,
if being a little spoon makes you think less of
me as a man, well you haven't seen me much
on TV like Dancing with Anyway, so fine things. That's
even more less masculine than that. UM. So that you know,
(31:29):
and so the whole jokes are not there, but I
got the part to play with. UM. Executives wanted me
to talk about getting picked on or growing up poor
because sometimes I just want to talk about it, and
they're like, you know what, you'll get the ratings go.
People love when you talk about that stuff. And I'm like,
do you guys understand what you're asking me to know?
But if you talk about how you're on welfare, point
one in the ratings immediately up. And so I have
like that because it's just a weird thing to talk about. UM,
(31:51):
I have. So that that's what I would say. I'm
want to go through all my jokes here or because
they're not joke, give it all the way dude, Well
it's not even jokes, it's just ideas. UM. So what
I would say, caller is just write notes on your
phone about things that you think are pretty funny, even
if they're one line or so, and then go back
and revisit them and in open mind. And it's terrible.
The first time you do comedy terrible. You go up
(32:12):
and nobody laughs at anything, and you're like, dang, I suck.
But then you keep doing it. By the way, I'm
doing two more shows. Tickets go on sale this Friday.
From a show's August twelfth and thirteenth. I'm doing two
more comedically inspirational shows. It's kind of a half ted
talk inspirational, half comedy show with some music in and
I'll say it now, Eddie will be showing up to
the raging idiots to be playing a little bit too.
(32:33):
That was a surprised, well last time, it's surprised. Tickets
go on sale Friday. If you guys want to come
to Nashville, just Bobby Bones dot com. But we can't
wait to do that all right. Here's Alex from Anchorage, Alaska.
I got a morning corny for you years. What did
the mama buffalo say to the baby buffalo when I
went to school my son? It's all the delivery. It's
(32:58):
all the delivery. I appreciate that you're Samy's pile of stories.
There is a new hangover pill that just hit the market.
It's only on sale in England right now, but it's
only a matter of time till it makes its way
to the US. And it's been in the works for
thirty years. So scientists, you know, they've worked out a
concoction that they think is really going to keep people
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from feeling bad the next day. It prevents you from
getting drunk. That's the only twist is that it doesn't
really go into your bloodstream as quickly as alcohol. So
if you're just wanting to be a social drinker without
the effects of alcohol, then this drug is for you.
So's terrible. Why would you ever take the pill? Oh
it's no one's gonna take this pill. That's why we drink.
(33:40):
Yeah would Why don't you just instead of being a
social drink or be a social fake drinker. I mean,
if you have to act like you're drinking, do what
I do. I don't drink, but I get a mocktail
and sometimes I'll say it to the Bartendrow wave or
just who cares. You ever got a hangover from doing that? No? Nope,
that's the weirdest pill. I thought, Well, if you take
it and you have a hard night the night before, okay,
(34:02):
I get it. But if you take it because you
wanted to drink, but you didn't feel the effects of drinking,
and none of that makes sense to me. None of
it all right, I cannot see that being a successful pill.
What else? Okay, Well, Tom Cruise, have you seen how
much money he could make from Top Gun Maverick? No,
but I would imagine he owns a part of that.
His initial salary for the movie was twelve point five
(34:25):
million dollars, but in his contract he did agree to
ten percent of Paramount's cut, which it's made over a
billion dollars in the box office, and then they're streaming
and DVD stuff, so he's set to make about ninety
million dollars. I good for him. I was worried about him. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's gonna be struggling this year. Christmas coming up. You know, well,
(34:45):
twelve point five for an actor like Tom Cruise is
that's pennies. By the way, you know, he's a fifty million,
sixty million dollars guy, so when you go twelve to
ninety that's significant. But fifty or sixty to ninety, although
that's a whole whole lot of money, it's as significant.
But I'll bet she makes more than that. I can't
believe Paramount agreed to that deal. He probably wouldn't do
the movie without without having that in the contract. Wow. Yeah,
(35:07):
that's a good one, all right. What else? Well, Luke
Brian took a fall while on stage this weekend, but
it didn't really affect his performance at all. He just
kept singing while he was laying on the ground, and
he even did some air humps while on the ground,
so he also kept dancing. I like that song air humps,
air humps, air humps, air homes. Check it out. I
saw it, and I love Luke and friends with Luke,
(35:30):
so I would only say this because that's my guy.
It almost looked like when you smushed your grandaddy long legs.
Then they keep moving, Oh you know I'm talking about
and it's like the leg keeps going. You're like, he's down,
he's he's going, he's going. All right? Amy, is that it? Yeah?
Maybe that's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news X. Seven year old
(35:56):
David Diaz Juniors eating lunch in the cafeteria and being
in New York with his friends. And he's sitting there
eating when a kid a table over starts choking and
he's like, man, I watched The Good Doctor with my dad.
I know how to do the Heimlich. He jumps up,
runs over, grabs a classmate. Oh boom, kids, Okay, all
(36:17):
thanks to David Diaz Junior and The Good Doctor. You know,
I've never had to do the heimlock on anyone, but
I think, because I've seen it so many times, I
could is that the easiest life saver? Is that the
one you just rap and then you just put it
rap and chunk. And I'm sure there are real life
people do it really going shut up the guys. You
can't really just do it. But I think, isn't that
(36:37):
probably the life saving technique that we could do the
quickest because we've seen it so many times and it
has to be pretty easy if a seven year old's
doing it correct, Like name another one. Mount to mouthpr again.
I don't know that I'm doing it right because apparently
now you're not supposed to do mouth the mouth. You're
all supposed to chest compression, correct that when you poked
(36:57):
the holes someone's throat so they can breathe. Oh, I've
never heard that. They never want to do that one.
Oh what about the EpiPen. That sounds easy. Yeah, but
the problem with that is you do it to yourself,
so and that's just you don't want to do it
to somebody else because you go and stand with an epin.
They're like, well, bro, scratching myself, that's all I was doing.
That's good. That's seven year old. That's awesome. Good story, lunchbox.
(37:19):
That is what it's all about. That was tell me
something good.
Transmitting hellos, All right, we are back Morning Studio. Well, well,
well we went on vacation for a week, sort of
like we were gone for a week. But one of
those days you guys were gone too, was fourth July.
I do want to play this voice Meil to start
(00:23):
the show. Go ahead, Hello, Bobby, Morning Studio. I just
want to say thank you for almost all week you
guys gave us new content for fly. Just curious did
you guys stay late and do that. It wasn't all
brand new, but it mostly brand new, so I appreciate
that anyway, like to know, thank you very much. I
(00:45):
appreciate you acknowledging that. So here's what happens. Most shows
they leave, they just go, we're gonna play best of
We don't want to do that, so as much as
we don't have to, we stay late. We work extra
days to make sure that even though we're gone, and
you get new content. So fourth of July, that was Monday.
Everybody was gone off that day. We had full new
shows with full new interviews on Tuesday and Wednesday. The
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only days you shurt anything that wasn't totally new was
Thursday and Friday. Still people were complaining online about it.
I'm treating them too good. I'm telling you, I'm treating
people too good. Where they're they're getting all spoiled. And
when they're two days of reruns because that's our first
week of vacation of the year in July, and because
there are two days of reruns, they're like, you go
on vacation all time. This sucks. I'm treating them too good.
(01:31):
So I appreciate that, because yes, we stayed and worked
really late before we left to make sure that if
you listen to the show, we didn't treat you like
other shows would treat you. Yeah, that's right. All the
other shows they treat you like crap. They kick you
on their way up the door. They'd spit in your
face and go on vacation. Not us. We hug you,
and you know what, we hug you, and you complain
about us. I pray fired up over that. I look
(01:52):
at the comments, Oh my goodness. But yes, we are back,
and I'm happy to be back. But I had a
really good vacation, which is something that I would usually
not say because I would usually not mean it. But
we had a really great trip and it's just fun
going on vacation with my wife, which I never got
to do him my whole life until I met our
married her. So we went to Utah and Arizona right
(02:13):
there on the border, and I was talking to Mike
d about it and we were catching up on each
other's vacation trips, and I was like, Mike, Mike went
to the beach, and Mike like me, hates the beach
And he did hate the beach, did you? I didn't
because you have a wife, That's why. And so he's like,
how how Jeers go? I was like, it was good.
I said, we we're pretty active and he goes, active,
look like you're shooting a TV show. I said, well,
(02:36):
you know, early in the day, in the morning in
the desert, we did very active stuff like riding bikes
through the mountains or climbing stuff or what else? Do
We kick boxed and is awesome. I can tell you
more about it later. But it was a really good
trip and I think she had a great time. And
I come back. I don't know about refreshing rejuvenated, because
I always am both tired and yeah, physically I'm always tired,
(03:01):
but I'm always ready to go. So we're all here.
I'm here, Eddie's here, Amy's here, lunchboxes here, the whole
crew is here. So we're here to give you out
some more great shows today, hopefully. But I don't have
any new injuries. That was the first question. That's good.
You know you here in the woods all day. We
used to We used to hunt all day and we'd
come back and we don't check ourself for ticks at
the end of the day. With your socks or your
(03:22):
legs that's been covered. You take a minute check yourself
for ticks. I had to check myself for injuries once
I got back because I'm getting older, make sure everything
was worth Yeah, So I was like going on to
check my calf, all right, thatunds good. I'll check my elbow,
all right, thatunds good. And so I did that. But
all my pictures are up if you want to see
we posted. It's just amazing, like I think even visually
my best vacation. Oh yeah, dude, it look beautiful. And
(03:44):
people would hit me up and it would be mean.
People aren't mean. Sometimes after they would go why'd you
do reruns? They would go, you guys took a photographer
with you? Hellame, No, we don't either I take it
to Kalin, she takes it to me, we wrop it
up somewhere, or we get someone to take it for us,
not a photographer. That it was the only four options.
(04:06):
If you think we're flying with the photographer crazy, he's
on the floor beside the bed with us always. I'm like, hey, Kayla,
wake up, Timmy, he's got to get a picture of this.
I'm here, guys, there is no I don't know if
you I don't know what kind of life you guys
think I live. But no, we don't take a photographers.
It would be awesome. And like the climbing ones on
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my Instagram again, go to mister Bobby Bones the climbing ones.
We had our guide take them. He was like, I
take them all the time. He had a wrist trap
on so it wouldn't lose his phone climbing the mountains.
So that's the other one. The other one is people
will send people were really nasty Kaitlin the whole time anyway,
But people sent Kaitlin ones. I can't believe we take
a full time here and make up person on the
road with you is that same person taking our pictures?
(04:51):
Because I got news for you, ain't nobody there, And
she was like, why are people so mean about this?
Because she's asking me, and I'm like, you know, it's
that sucks, but in this way that it sucks, it's
kind of a compliment, like they're like, going, you take
the best pictures. Yeah, makeup, great hair and makeup. She
does it herself, every bit of it. So that's what's up.
That's what's up. But we're all here. We're glad that
(05:13):
you're here. Amy returned with a cough, a big cough,
So I'm not gonna really put a lot of pressure
on her today because when she talks, she's like, yeah, right, Amy, Yes,
I've been sitting here listening and I'm scared to actually
talk because when I do talk, a cough does come out.
But I'm trying. Like I came back with a hat
from where we stayed. Yeah, Amy came back with the croup.
(05:34):
The cough, Yeah, the Middle Eastern croup. We're back. I
had a little vacation. We're so pumped to be back
with you guys on the radio. Let's go now and
open up the mail bag. Something we call hello, Bobby Bones.
(05:56):
I'll keep it short and sweet. I just got a
brand new phone. My friend was borrowing it to look
something up or walking down the street. She tripped, fell,
dropped the phone. The screen is shattered. While I feel
horrible that she fell down, I'm responsible for paying for
my new phone screen or is she thank you? By
the way, did I mention I'm nineteen and broke? Signed
(06:17):
nineteen and broke? Okay? Very common thing here, somebody breaks
something of yours. Who pays? I think it would be
nice if your friends said, oh my goodness, I'm so sorry,
I will pay for that. That would be awesome if
she just did that, because I think that's what most
people would do. But she also might be broke as well. Yeah,
and she can't pay for it. You are you let
(06:38):
her have the screen? Yeah? You have to circle it
back to the origin of responsibility and as an accident
by her. By the way, as an accident, you're responsible
for paying for it. But it'd be awesome if she
helped or did Yes, But you are responsible. Should she
act like but even though she's responsible? But can she
ask for half? Yes? No, she can ask for help. Okay. Oh,
(07:00):
I don't think I put a percentage on it, because
she may do seventy five, may do one hundred, who knows? Okay,
But I would say, hey, I gotta get a new
phone screen. Can you help me pay for this? Don't,
don't do half, don't do it, and she will say
I can, yes or no. You are responsible for your
own phone screen because you gave it to her and
then an accident happened. If she just grabs it, it's mine.
Now I'm the king of the world. Pamps lands on
(07:21):
the ground. Then she does. But yes, so I say
it stinks. It's a bad situation. So you say, I say,
it's your responsibility, but it's okay to ask. And if
she whatever, she says, you have to accept lunchbox. The
friend needs to pay for your screen. Three needs to
but isn't responsible responsible. If I lend Eddie my car
and he wrecks it, Eddie is responsible to pay for it.
(07:42):
So I lent you my phone, you broke it, you
pay for it. Cars have insurance, not all phones, do
you know. So I mean that's gonna be part of it.
So I ed would pay the deductible of the insurance.
That's fine, yes, but that's what I'm saying. So your
screen costs one hundred bucks that and you don't know
what if I just could not pay for I would say,
if I loaned Eddie my he's like somebody backed into me.
I backed into somebody. I don't have any money. I'd
(08:03):
be responsible to pay for it. And I just hope
that Eddie could because I couldn't make him pay for it,
wouldn't go to court. You wouldn't take Eddie to court,
because then we wouldn't be friends anymore. I'm fine. I
understand what you're saying, but I think that's fine. You
just write it off, all right, well, Amy, and I
feel like that you're responsible. But if she's a good friend,
she will help you pay for it or maybe pay
(08:24):
for it all. Yeah, but you didn't loan it to her.
When you loan it to somebody, it's still yours. You're
still responsible for it the end, you know. Okay, thank
you for the email. I think we'll close it up
now we've got your That was I told you. I
got a text from a friend and they were like, Hey,
(08:45):
we're having a wedding. We're getting married. Here's the invitation.
Click the link. I click the link, o RSVP through text,
got another text back going you are RSVP, and I
was like, that was so easy one cheaper for them too.
I have to mail something back, I gotta check. Let's
stop with wedding having to pay all this extra money
for sending out way too expensive invitations. It's so dumb.
(09:06):
So I really enjoyed that text mess. Easier for me,
easier for them, cheaper for them. So I think that's
a tradition that we should do away with buying these
stupid expensive invitations. And you know who keep telling us
we need to buy these invitations. The companies that are
making the invitations, they're the ones keeping this in the culture.
So I have a list here from SWNS Digital top
(09:27):
traditions of that are out that you should not do anymore.
Number one that the bride can't be seen before the wedding. Now,
I did not see Caitlin, and it wasn't a luck thing.
It was a I wanted to just be surprised by
her dress in the moment. Yeah, right, But most people
feel like if you see the person beforehand, that's bad luck.
(09:47):
And that's where the tradition comes from, is you don't
see them because it means bad life. And that's pretty
hard for to go straight bad life if you're having
to put your eyes on them. The next one, the
bride's parents for the wedding. They say you should do
away with that are offering. Yeah, but they feel like
they have to, right. The tradition is they have to,
(10:10):
so they do. And I bet a lot of parents
are like, man, this really hurts us financially. So I
do not think that that should be the tradition. That
was awesome though, dude, I love that tradition. When I mean,
and I got three boys and he's got four boys.
I love that tradition. Let's keep going with that tradition.
I don't like it. Get I paid for my own wedding.
I was cool with it. I don't want to put
that on them. You're in a position where you could.
(10:31):
I was an adult, and if I couldn't, I get
a smaller wedding. Yeah, that's the position I would have
been in. Have a smaller wedding and pay for it.
So next up, Brian and groom's guests sit separately. That's
kind of a dumb tradition. You put, okay, you guys
on this side, you on that side. What can they
sit together? Who cares well? It's like tells you who's
there for who you can look and see they're ten
(10:51):
feet away for each other. And then what if one
person doesn't have as many people? Yeah, you're there for both. Yeah,
walking down the aisle and here comes the bride, which
I see lesson less doing that. We she didn't, although
I feel like I should have walked down the aisle.
I said this many times. I really got screwed out
of that. I want him my own moment the sun.
I can do a couple twirls. She didn't come down
to that song, dude. No, she came down to Jake
(11:12):
Owen Made for You. Yeah, And I remember calling Jake
and going, hey man, we're gonna do Made for You
your song, but you're gonna be sitting there. I don't
want you to sing it. Is that cool if we
play it and we don't ask you to sing it?
And he just thought it was a weird request because
and Jake's a friend and he was like, yeah, dude,
but we're like, we want to make sure that you
don't feel like it's awkward when your songs playing but
(11:33):
it's not you and it was played on violins and stuff,
and we're like We don't want you to stand out
and be like, Okay, I'll do it. I was made
for you. Just enjoy the wedding. I wonder if he
was humming it while they were playing in the violins, like, oh,
look to himself. And I wanted to give him the
heads up so people wouldn't like stare at him and
be like, oh, that's your song. Yeah, So here comes
to bride. I don't know that I've seen that in
a while at a wedding. Do you know that feels
(11:54):
like that one's kind of going away? The bride and
groom's guests sit separately, something old, something knew, something borrow
something blue? Who cares? That's fine? That is that a
good luck thing? Yeah, but nobody gets hurt. No time's wasted. Uh.
And then a white wedding dress. Oh, if I s
someth coming on a red I'm like, oh boy, you's
at her fun Huh. That doesn't mean that I know,
(12:17):
but it's weird to think that you wear white because
you're a virgin, I know, you know, like mine, that's right,
that's why you were white? Nos? Why tradition? Yes, the
tradition says you were white. Get rid of that you like,
why didn't want it? That's why you didn't want a
white tucks. That's why I didn't wear a white tuck.
Hers is like pitch black. He wrapped himself in a
(12:38):
black tart. Definitely not one down. So there you go.
Those are the things that people think should be out.
Go ahead. I saw something the other day about a
trend that's happening right now is daughters wearing their mother's
wedding dress, but not as it was. Like, they take
it and they alter it to fit their style and vibe,
(12:59):
but they're still using, you know, the bones and like
of it. And so I thought that was cool. So
as like, think of it now, women that are getting married,
save your dresses because who knows your daughter might want
to wear it one day. Yeah, and you're gonna say money,
a lot of money. Yeah, that's an awesome thing. All right,
there you go. Let's not do those anymore. Eliminate one
and it's never done again. Of all those that I
said are kind of traditions going out, which one would
(13:21):
you eliminate the dumbest one? I would say the dumbest
one for me, Well, I'd say that making people sit separately, Yeah,
that's what I was gonna say. That's pretty dumb. One
no reason. We don't need to like look and judge
and be like, oh, yeah, I get three more people. Amy,
I guess the seeing the people before, Yeah, I get it.
(13:43):
Yeah because of bad luck if you don't want to
do it, because of because it's like a little fun
thing for y'all, like to Like you said you wanted
to see Caitlin for the first time that she's walking
down the aisle, and I didn't wanted to see the
chaps that I was wearing until she was walking down
the eis She wouldn't let you wear. No, she wouldn't,
and there were But let's that whole thing. If you
see each other before, then you can take pictures before
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and that saves a lot of time. That's what we did.
We did our pictures quick though, because we were like,
we don't want to have everybody here and then be
gone for a long time. So we told the planner
or another the photographer. We were like, all right, as
soon as we're done. We got like twelve minutes. Oh no,
you handled that the way you handle most things in life.
Where we were like out there and it was like click, click,
and Bobby's all right, let's let's go, let's go. I
was like her family, you're three here, No, no, gee,
(14:27):
I just didn't want to be gone the whole time.
You know. No, I've never seen it go that fast.
All right, thank you guys, It's time for the good news.
We first shared this story a while ago about a
twelve year old named Brody who came home from school
and Brody was upset only two teachers and two students
(14:47):
signed as year book and he'd also been bullied, and
that story went viral. Well, Paul Rudd, who was an
ant man a ton of movies. But Paul Rudd heard
about this and he sent him a letter and he
signed an aunt man helmet and sent that to him
as well. That's awesome. Brodie's mother, Cassandra, shared images of
both the letter and the helmet on Facebook. Paul wrote
(15:09):
this in the letter, It's important to remember that even
when life is tough, the things do get better. There
are so many people that love you and think you're
the coolest kid there is me being one of them.
I can't wait to see all the amazing things you're
going to accomplish. And then he signed his name, Paul
Rudd didn't have to do that. That's really cool. That
is awesome. You know, it reminds me. I think we
(15:30):
mentioned this too, but there was this guy that worked
at Burger King like twenty five years and never missed
a day at work. Oh yeah, and he's like, look
what I got, And he was showing like the lame
stuff they gave him for working twenty five years. It
was like a pair of ear plugs, a Burger King hat.
I don't remember exactly what it was. And David Spade
like reached out on Instagram sent in five thousand bucks.
Yeah amazing. I mean, they definitely don't have to do that.
(15:51):
And David Spade didn't share that story. He said him
five thousand and just lived his life in same here.
Paul Rudd's people didn't share this, but love love it
for the kid. Think Paul Rod's awesome. That is what
it's all about. That was tell me something good. All right,
Let's play the game that's so fun for me and
not fun for you. And by that I mean the
(16:12):
show because it's a really hard game. It's called Never
Gonna Get It. And let's bring back on Kate. You
may remember Kate from Troy, Idaho. We played with her,
she did not win. I promised her we'd play with
her again. Everybody say hello, Kate. Hello? Okay, Kate say
hello everybody. Everybody there we go. All right, So here's
(16:35):
the question, guys, it's a really hard question. You're never
gonna get it. All right, here we go. Most Americans
think age twelve is the right time for kids to
start being able to do this. What is it? I'll
read it again. Most Americans think that age twelve is
the right time for kids to start being allowed to
(16:58):
do this. What is it? All right? How it works? Kay?
You have the first shot here? Well do you think
most Americans think age twelve that's the right age. Let
kids start doing this? What is it? Kate? Women are
girls wearing makeup? But that's only capturing fifty so that's
probably not it. Um cell phones, but maybe parents do
that earlier these days. Um, right, they're like to school.
(17:21):
You get three So far that all sound pretty solid.
Most Americans think age twelve is the right time for
kids to start being able to do this. Okay, you
got ten seconds or now on the clock, and let's
hear your answer. When you get it, I'm a cell phone.
Have a cell phone? Solid answer, Amy, When did you
let your daughter have a cell phone? Oh? She got
(17:42):
one for her fifteenth birthday? Eddie? Fourteen? Yeah, earlier this year.
It's a little older. Yeah, okay, she's cases have a
cell phone? Is it have a cell phone? It is not? Okay, good?
Have a one answer down. Anybody have that as theirs? No, No,
my answer is the right answer. No, launch my thing.
You know it, know it. Nailed it all right, so
(18:03):
think about it now we'll go to the show. You guys,
most Americans think age twelve is the right time for
kids to start being able to do this. What is it?
All right? You guys have your answers in Yeah, Amy,
how do you feel? I feel okay, lunch Oh, I
got it? Is it like boom boom boom Lunchbox calls
(18:24):
his shot every time you have to hit a homer Yet, Eddie,
I feel good right in the middle, middle of the road.
You always feel terrible, I know, but I feel good.
I thought of this too easily. Morgan. I don't feel good.
I don't have kids, so I'm just winging it over here. Okay, Well,
you are closer to twelve than okay, Kate, pick one
of these members of the show here, Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie
(18:46):
or Morgan, and if they get it right, you get
it right, and you win not only the Sonic fifty
dollars gift card, but you win a signed copy on
my book. Stanley the Dog and his First Day at School,
voted number one children's book of all time by me.
I voted alone. Yes, all right, go ahead, Kate. Who
would you like? I'm gonna switch it up this time.
I'll start with lunch That's right, lunch bokes. She's putting
(19:06):
all the faith that you can end this game quick. Well,
it's ok. Get right to the song. Hey, what song's
coming up? We're going. Let's go on to one. Let's
go to Let's go to that. Okay, let's just hit
the song because it's already over. We're gonna say it
over the intro of the song. Here we go, lunch Box,
Here we go. Most Americans think age twelves the right
time for kids to start being able to do this.
What is it? Stay home alone? Stay home alone? He
(19:30):
got who? Let's go? I agree, Let's go to Sonic.
Let's go to Sonic. Who who I like that yeah, Okay,
get in the car, gas up, let's go. She didn't
have to give card yet. We get a mail out
to her. We'll meet her there. I agree. Okay, let's
hit it with is it no, it is stay at
(19:52):
home alone? Is it stay home alone? Whoa, I'm shocked.
That's a miss. That's a miss. That's ams are changing
the answer ones I put in the right answer. No,
I'm not. It's not a piece of paper. Are you
guys who's shocked? I'm shocked. I'm sho. I thought he
got it my answers, I don't care what you guys
(20:13):
think about getting it. I have an answer here. So
we have three people, Amy, Eddie and Morgan. Now, Kate,
you can actually go with all three of them, or
you can flip a coin to see if you win
the prize. It's up to you. Well, last time I
tugged on with everyone else, I think it worked for me.
So I think I'll flip a coin. Okay, Well that's
not Let's see if anybody got it anyway. You got
(20:33):
social media, Eddie, yeah, I said social media. Morgan, I said,
have sleepovers with their friends. It's incorrect too. What about
put themselves a bit No. The answer would have been
babysit younger siblings age twelve when you finally can leave
and they can watch the younger sibling. Okay, no need
to punch the table, No, because I was Okay, up, Kate,
(20:55):
you're ready to flip this coin? Sure, all right, give
us colup in music. Here we go. It's time to
flip the going. Okay, pick it heads or tails? She
picks heads. Amy, I'm gonna flip it. You yell from
the floor. What it is for? A sonic gift card?
A signed copy of Stanley the Dog and his First Dad.
School vote and number one gets the book of All Time? Why?
(21:16):
Like me? What's She's got a little side tracked by
doing the hole the whole bit. There, here we go
in the air. It's down. Oh no, okay, Amy, Amy,
(21:36):
what she just said? Head? You're the one want to
can see it? Look? What are you doing? What are
you doing? The one thing about Amy is that she
hasn't tecrity. I know, like girl, it's no one can
see to say heads. Okay, boy, okay, you didn't win.
I'm sorry. Just give it to her. I can't the lawyer,
the lawyers get on me. I don't know better. Three, Okay,
(22:02):
I'll roll. I'll spend the dice here. Oh my god,
there's one hundred numbers on it. Pick over under fifty under,
she says, under, let's number of seventy seven. No one
can see it. Boy boy, it's okay because I had
honestly called for another reason and I got's I want
(22:22):
to give another chance. Okay, here we go. What's the
other twe I'm gonna pulled up a number on my
hand and it's gonna be above five or below five, okay,
and you can pick above or below? Okay? Ready? Yeah? Below?
Oh my gosh, Oh my god, boy boy, yeahs up? Yes, boy?
Because you told her I'm gonna hold up my hand.
(22:44):
You didn't say hands hands, Yes, you did not say Okay,
Here we go. I'm gonna put my phone either face
up or face down. Oh my gosh. She's gonna win
a game face up or face down. If you can
tell me what it is face up or face down,
you are the winner. Kate, is it face up? Her facedown?
Go ahead, face up, face up? The answer is game.
(23:11):
Because we never played a good stupid can't you win everything?
Nice job? I mean legal will be happy with that
which she won a game legitimately, so good? Would sue
me lawyers? Yeah? All right, put Kate on whole please, Scooba, Steve.
She's a big winner. We're gonna update you guys on
the new shows we've watched. For example, Morgan, you watched
What's Man from Toronto? It's on Netflix with Kevin Hart
(23:34):
and Woody Harrelson, and it's so good. It's like an
action and comedy movie. I laughed out loud several times.
Kevin Hart is basically mistaken for this really intense dude
and has to imitate him throughout the whole movie. It's
a little raunchy, but if you're looking for like a
good comedy action movie, it's really good. All Right, what
do you give it? I give three point eight out
(23:55):
of five hats okay, we gotta stop at the point eight,
We can't. We gotta stop three point seven nine two four.
It was so clear, okay, I mean we gotta go
Halves and folds more again. All right, three point five
out of five hats okay. So Man from Toronto on Netflix?
Ray you watch a Trace Atkins movie. Yeah, it's called
(24:16):
Thirteen Minutes. It's basically the twenty twenty two version of Twister.
I feel like it was pretty budget, so unfortunately I
only give it one out of five deep voices. Oh dang,
deep voices. Hope he's good. That movie must have sucked.
Is it a movie or a show? Yeah, it's a movie.
It's an hour and a half on Amazon Video. Okay.
(24:37):
He chases tornadoes right like what I don't understand. No,
he just stands out and buy something. He lets him
come to him. He's a big guy. His family's affected
by him. Okay, all right, Well, so that's Morgan and
Ray's review. I'll give you one of the best shows
I've seeing in five years. Coming up, you guys, have
your movie, your reviews. We'll do that coming up next.
Had a week off, had a great vacation. You can
(24:57):
see a lot of my pictures on my Instagram, mister
Bobby Bone. But let's go around and talk about the
shows we watched and let's review them, because every time
I go onto my dms, they're like, hey, what are
you watching? That's good? And I'll start with a show
called Severance that I watched. It's on Apple Plus. Don't
think I would have started it, but a friend was like, hey,
this is right up your alley. It's like kind of future,
kind of black mirror type show. And Adam Scott is
(25:21):
his name, you know Adam Scott? Yeah, what was He's
in everything? That's it? And there we go. And so
they put this chip in your brain and when you
go to work you get everything. You only know your
work life. Okay, when you go home, you only got
your home life. So when you're at home it feels
like you're ever only at home when you're works. It's
(25:42):
called Severance. It's the best show I've scene in five years.
Really for me, it was awesome. And it was just
Kaitlin and I going, I wish you watch another one,
but if we run through it so fast, we don't
want to watch it all today. It was that it
was better than binge watching. It was so good that
we binge watched it with caution because we didn't want
(26:02):
it to be over. Okay, So I started this like
five months ago. I watched episode one, maybe even half
of episode why. I said, yeah, I'm good, Like when
did you watch it and say like, oh, this is
so good? Caitlin said it was so good. Right as
episode three was starting, I was when I was into it,
like twenty minutes into it, and I was like, oh,
this is for me. I don't get it yet, but
(26:22):
I know this is like Black Mirror type stuff where
it's they're predicting what's going to happen in the future.
Like it's somebody going, this is what's going to happen,
so be aware. I totally gave up on it, dude.
It's it's the best shot I've seen in five years. Okay, Mike,
De've seen it. I started it, Yeah, only seen two episodes. Though,
when did you start it? Like five months ago? Like Eddie, Oh,
I got it again. I'm not saying it's a super
(26:42):
new show. It's aid this year show. Yeah, but I
didn't know about it. Okay, So I'm going severance. I'm
giving that, uh five out of five brains. Wow, Yeah,
that's great. We started a show called Blackbird because we're
never on Apple Plus, because I'm like, what kind of
freak watches Apple Plus? Honestly, yeah, I'm like, who he
gets on that? And so there's a show called Blackbird
because we we will google what's good to watch and
(27:06):
then just look at the list of shows, and Blackbird
got like ninety eight, We're like, what is that on
album plus? Okay, we went to it and there's only
two maybe three episodes now because it just started. But
it's a true story of a guy who was a
drug dealer trying to drug runner. Gun runner had guns.
He gets arrested and goes to prison, and they're like, hey, yea,
(27:29):
all these years, now you can serve them because he's
a young, really good looking guy, or we can put
you in a max security place and you can get
this confession from a serial killer and you only got like,
you know, a little bit of time to do it.
And so again it just started. It's like again, episode
on episode three, we're into it. We're into it as good. Yeah,
I can't give it. I can't give it enough jail
(27:50):
bars yet because I've only seen two. But we're watching
that and we love that, and so and we're on
We've watched the first three episodes of Only Murders in
the Building on Hulu. Yeah, those are good. They're good.
Love just a great, wholesome, fun show. Not wholesome for
kids because they drop a bad word every now and then,
but it's like it's good, So I'm gonna go those
are my recommendations. Mike. You watched Door, Yeah, and I
(28:13):
loved it. You did one of my favorite Marvel movies
in a long time. And you watched Thor Eddie. So
my kids wanted to go watch Thor, and I said,
all right, I'll go with him. Didn't expect much, dude,
It's so good. He's the worst one of all of that.
He is so funny in this movie. I laughed so hard.
And they play all guns and roses like, so I'm
watching my kids jam out the guns and roses. I'm like,
(28:34):
this is the best thing ever did. It was so
so good? Huh. You know with Thor, I watched the
first one, I thought it was pretty good. Then I
watched the second. I was like, I'm out. I don't
know more Thor, but it's that good. Huh. Why do
I just like Thor? Is he the weakest of all them?
I think he's underrated. But yeah, his solo movies have
him been the most well received. Okay, so there's story, Amy,
did you watch anything. Well, Grey's Anatomy just got out
(28:55):
into Netflix like at the end of last month, and
so now you can binge the whole thing on there.
So I started with season one, episode one. Wait have
you ever seen it before back in two thousand and five. Yes, okay, interesting,
I probably start I left off McDreamy, right, thing I
can't remember, and it's all so good, So I'd rather
(29:16):
just start with season one, episode one and work my
way to season eighteen. That's a lot of seasons that's
like you're hibernating for the winner, or like you're running
from the law or something like. They don't do that anymore,
like many eighteen seasons. Yeah, that's crazy. All right, Well
that's what we watched my three shows, thor and season
one of Crazy. Alright, this updated Amy By the way,
(29:38):
big announcement tickets on sell Friday from my two shows,
we're doing two more here in Nashville. Of my residency
comedically inspirational, it's comedy. It's basically an inspirational talk. At
the same time, there's music. Eddie and Either Raging Idiots
are gonna play a little set as well. On Friday.
Eric Dodd is opening I don't know, maybe an appearance
from s Did you know he was opening? Ray did not.
(30:03):
That's awesome, okay, so he's opening Friday night. I didn't
even call Ray come on. Mean, he doesn't want Ray
showing up and then Steve Mochler on Saturday night, so
they're opening up and then we are. It's it's really
pumped about it. You guys get tickets on Friday at
Bobby Bones dot com. If you want to come, we'd
love to have you bring the kids. No bad words.
(30:23):
If you want to bring the kids, it'd be super funny.
Alread a couple of voicemails. This is number one. I
was just wondering if Bobby could give some tips for
when he's writing his stand up comedy because I wanted
to do some stand up open mics and just wanted
his tips on when he's writing. Anyways, that's it. Here's
(30:46):
the tip. And I do this for writing comedy or
this show, or when I'm writing books. But I go
into my notes app on the iPhone and anything any
thought that I have that I think, oh there's a
bit there, Oh there's something to write about, I write
it in my phones. I have now you ask, yeah,
what do you have? Now? Thank you for asking. I
have being little spoon because I'm a little a little
(31:08):
I'm not a skit okay people comedy bit yeah, okay, yeah,
ye skum being a little spoon, right, I have that
I said, and this is not the joke, but it's like,
if being a little spoon makes you think less of
me as a man, well you haven't seen me much
on TV like Dancing with Anyway, so fine things. That's
even more less masculine than that. UM. So that you know,
(31:29):
and so the whole jokes are not there, but I
got the part to play with. UM. Executives wanted me
to talk about getting picked on or growing up poor
because sometimes I just want to talk about it, and
they're like, you know what, you'll get the ratings go.
People love when you talk about that stuff. And I'm like,
do you guys understand what you're asking me to know?
But if you talk about how you're on welfare, point
one in the ratings immediately up. And so I have
like that because it's just a weird thing to talk about. UM,
(31:51):
I have. So that that's what I would say. I'm
want to go through all my jokes here or because
they're not joke, give it all the way dude, Well
it's not even jokes, it's just ideas. UM. So what
I would say, caller is just write notes on your
phone about things that you think are pretty funny, even
if they're one line or so, and then go back
and revisit them and in open mind. And it's terrible.
The first time you do comedy terrible. You go up
(32:12):
and nobody laughs at anything, and you're like, dang, I suck.
But then you keep doing it. By the way, I'm
doing two more shows. Tickets go on sale this Friday.
From a show's August twelfth and thirteenth. I'm doing two
more comedically inspirational shows. It's kind of a half ted
talk inspirational, half comedy show with some music in and
I'll say it now, Eddie will be showing up to
the raging idiots to be playing a little bit too.
(32:33):
That was a surprised, well last time, it's surprised. Tickets
go on sale Friday. If you guys want to come
to Nashville, just Bobby Bones dot com. But we can't
wait to do that all right. Here's Alex from Anchorage, Alaska.
I got a morning corny for you years. What did
the mama buffalo say to the baby buffalo when I
went to school my son? It's all the delivery. It's
(32:58):
all the delivery. I appreciate that you're Samy's pile of stories.
There is a new hangover pill that just hit the market.
It's only on sale in England right now, but it's
only a matter of time till it makes its way
to the US. And it's been in the works for
thirty years. So scientists, you know, they've worked out a
concoction that they think is really going to keep people
(33:20):
from feeling bad the next day. It prevents you from
getting drunk. That's the only twist is that it doesn't
really go into your bloodstream as quickly as alcohol. So
if you're just wanting to be a social drinker without
the effects of alcohol, then this drug is for you.
So's terrible. Why would you ever take the pill? Oh
it's no one's gonna take this pill. That's why we drink.
(33:40):
Yeah would Why don't you just instead of being a
social drink or be a social fake drinker. I mean,
if you have to act like you're drinking, do what
I do. I don't drink, but I get a mocktail
and sometimes I'll say it to the Bartendrow wave or
just who cares. You ever got a hangover from doing that? No? Nope,
that's the weirdest pill. I thought, Well, if you take
it and you have a hard night the night before, okay,
(34:02):
I get it. But if you take it because you
wanted to drink, but you didn't feel the effects of drinking,
and none of that makes sense to me. None of
it all right, I cannot see that being a successful pill.
What else? Okay, Well, Tom Cruise, have you seen how
much money he could make from Top Gun Maverick? No,
but I would imagine he owns a part of that.
His initial salary for the movie was twelve point five
(34:25):
million dollars, but in his contract he did agree to
ten percent of Paramount's cut, which it's made over a
billion dollars in the box office, and then they're streaming
and DVD stuff, so he's set to make about ninety
million dollars. I good for him. I was worried about him. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's gonna be struggling this year. Christmas coming up. You know, well,
(34:45):
twelve point five for an actor like Tom Cruise is
that's pennies. By the way, you know, he's a fifty million,
sixty million dollars guy, so when you go twelve to
ninety that's significant. But fifty or sixty to ninety, although
that's a whole whole lot of money, it's as significant.
But I'll bet she makes more than that. I can't
believe Paramount agreed to that deal. He probably wouldn't do
the movie without without having that in the contract. Wow. Yeah,
(35:07):
that's a good one, all right. What else? Well, Luke
Brian took a fall while on stage this weekend, but
it didn't really affect his performance at all. He just
kept singing while he was laying on the ground, and
he even did some air humps while on the ground,
so he also kept dancing. I like that song air humps,
air humps, air humps, air homes. Check it out. I
saw it, and I love Luke and friends with Luke,
(35:30):
so I would only say this because that's my guy.
It almost looked like when you smushed your grandaddy long legs.
Then they keep moving, Oh you know I'm talking about
and it's like the leg keeps going. You're like, he's down,
he's he's going, he's going. All right? Amy, is that it? Yeah?
Maybe that's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news X. Seven year old
(35:56):
David Diaz Juniors eating lunch in the cafeteria and being
in New York with his friends. And he's sitting there
eating when a kid a table over starts choking and
he's like, man, I watched The Good Doctor with my dad.
I know how to do the Heimlich. He jumps up,
runs over, grabs a classmate. Oh boom, kids, Okay, all
(36:17):
thanks to David Diaz Junior and The Good Doctor. You know,
I've never had to do the heimlock on anyone, but
I think, because I've seen it so many times, I
could is that the easiest life saver? Is that the
one you just rap and then you just put it
rap and chunk. And I'm sure there are real life
people do it really going shut up the guys. You
can't really just do it. But I think, isn't that
(36:37):
probably the life saving technique that we could do the
quickest because we've seen it so many times and it
has to be pretty easy if a seven year old's
doing it correct, Like name another one. Mount to mouthpr again.
I don't know that I'm doing it right because apparently
now you're not supposed to do mouth the mouth. You're
all supposed to chest compression, correct that when you poked
(36:57):
the holes someone's throat so they can breathe. Oh, I've
never heard that. They never want to do that one.
Oh what about the EpiPen. That sounds easy. Yeah, but
the problem with that is you do it to yourself,
so and that's just you don't want to do it
to somebody else because you go and stand with an epin.
They're like, well, bro, scratching myself, that's all I was doing.
That's good. That's seven year old. That's awesome. Good story, lunchbox.
(37:19):
That is what it's all about. That was tell me
something good.
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