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Lainey Wilson is in the studio, and she shares how no one showed up to her graduation party, how she feels when people ask if her accent is fake, what the coolest thing she's been able to show her parents is and more! Plus, find out why Bobby had a weekend full of highs and lows and which artists came to his Comedically Inspirational Show in Nashville. Then, Morgan celebrated her 30th birthday in Disneyland over the weekend, hear how the trip went, and she shares a dating update!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting the.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Morning studio. Morning. We are here, we are ready. Well, well,
let's let's do a roll call on sus here. Okay,
Amy here, thank you for being here today. See Eddy here, cool,
glad you hear, Buddy, good to be here. More Agan here, good,
were killing it? Lunchbox, lunchbox not here? Huh still not here?

(00:33):
Ray here? Okay, shup, Mike dy here. Everybody's here, lunchbox
is seat is empty again today's but he was out
of all last week. He's he's on the phone though, now, Lunchbox.
I thought you were feeling better, like even Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh I was. Man, I gotta tell you.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I woke up this morning and I coughed one time,
and I was like, wool.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
That means I'm sick.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
I gotta stay home. So, uh, I won't be making
this today.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
I apologize.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Are you sure it wasn't like spit in your throat
or something? Because you've been gone for nine days ten days?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
I mean, it could have been spit in my throat,
but I just didn't want to take the chance that
I was sick, so I was proceeded with extreme caution.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, I can appreciate that. Yeah, you're right, You're right.
Are there seagulls in the background.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
If he was at the beach, oh my gosh. Waves.
You know what, if he said he should stay home,
I'm just gonna leave it at that. If he's sick,
that's right.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
I don't want to infect the room. So I mean,
I have one cough. I woke up and I was
brushing my teeth and it was like, I was like, oh, never.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Mind, but you had intention of coming in today.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Oh I had intention. I had my shoes on, I
had my socks on and underwear.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
He knew every piece of lunchbox is not here today.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
What I don't know how long he's gonna milk this?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Well, why don't we do that? I get to know
you question? Okayn, he can be on the phone for
this too, because he sounds great. I've never heard him
sound better, act sounds awesome I ever heard him. So,
what what do you just like that everybody else seems
to like? Generally? That's the question. What do you dislike
that everybody else seems to like? And I'll go first.

(02:10):
It's peanut butter. I really hate peanut butter. Can't do
it out so and everybody's like, oh, you're crazy because
I like peanuts, I like butter. I don't like peanut butter.
I like almond butter. I like peanut butter. That's off
the texture. I hate peanut butter.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Amy Game of Thrones, pickles.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Pickles are probably pickles. Yeah, pickles, Okay, game time is popular,
but no show really dominates.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Oh okay, well then yeah pickles, because I mean that
calm standard like on a Chick fil a sandwich, you
have to say no.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Pickles, and you hate pickles all the time, all the time.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, ever since I got sick off of one in
sixth grade and the pep squad driving home.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Those are the days, man, right, I mean, so you
said no shows, but I mean everyone loves the Office.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I would say that's been around long enough and that
is a big enough pop culture phenomena.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
And I like little clips of the Office, like they
show up on TikTok, like that's funny.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
When I watch the show, I'm like, this is not good.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
It's so good, I know, and it's not a popular opinion,
but I just don't like the Office.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I actually hate the Office.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Okay, stop you said you laugh and the clip comes
up on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Just the clips. I think he has a short attention span.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
That's what it is, like that Chili Kevin when he
drops the chill, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
But then when I watch the show, I'm like, this
isn't funny. Lunchbox, What do you dislike that everybody likes?

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Ooh, I say ugly people?

Speaker 5 (03:23):
What wait, how's that even an answer?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Well, yaues he's sick.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Everybody's nice to ugly people.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Oh, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
And you always have the group of girls that has
the ugly girl in the group because they want to
feel better about associated with ugly people.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Let's sup this around. What do you like that everybody
seems to dislike? I'm gonna go art of choke, art
of chokes, artichoke, hearts what they're called? Oh yeah, I
don't know anyone that likes I like and I like.
Okra doesn't to be fried. I can do raw, I
can do Okra just straight up pickled Okra, love Okra? Amy, Okay,

(03:58):
what do you like that it feels like most people dislike.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I feel like people like most people like broccoli? Right, yeah, okay, sure,
I'm trying to think of everything.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Nothing lunchbox. Hot people.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
What do I like?

Speaker 4 (04:14):
I would sails and toenails, eating them because I like them.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Okay, Eddie, I'm gonna say, like chili powder.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
On my fruit.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh that's good. I like that sometimes. But yeah, I
love that. I don't think enough people are educated to
like it. They need to try. It's what they need
to do.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Okay, now I got you.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Well.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
I love sausage gravy on my cinnamon rolls. And some
people get grossed out by that. It's so good.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
That's interesting. That's interesting. Yeah, all right, well lunchbox, good
talk to you, buddy.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yeah, so I will. I will try to be there tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
I really appreciate it, you know.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I hope you what do you appreciate that?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
For you?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Guys, we didn't do anything, Okay, thank you neither for
ten days? All right, thank you and hope you get better, buddy.
All right, talk to you later there, lunch marks. Let's
open up the mailbag, send mail and we read it
all the air gets something we call Bobby's mail bag. Yeah, hello, Bobby.
My husband and I are close to the couple that

(05:12):
lives across the street. Let's call them Mark and Lisa.
We've known them for four years. We're very tight. Recently,
our front door camera facing the street and their house
has recorded several visits by a young woman she's never
visited when both of them are home. Just when Mark's
home alone, Mark lets her in. She stays for an
hour or two and leaves. My husband I didn't think

(05:34):
much about it until the last time when the woman
was leaving, but leaned back inside the door and, to
our surprise, gave Mark a little kiss. My husband and
I don't know what to do with this, as we
are like, hey, we're their friends. Do we ignore it?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Though?

Speaker 2 (05:51):
We're not sure we can act the same around Mark
after this. Should we show the videos to Lisa or
to Mark? We're at a loss and we have a
dinner scheduled with them next week. Sign neighbor potential cheater. Now,
there are a couple of things of play here. Number one,
it ain't your business. But number two, you're going to
dinner with them. It's hard to fake and beat. There's
just a lot of variables here. It's a dangerous playground

(06:14):
to start playing in when you start telling on people
if you're not super close to them, Because who knows.
Is it what you think it is? Probably you don't
know them, but it might not be and maybe they're
embarrassed to be like, it's just not your business. What
if it's Mark's sister, sister, cousins, relatives, best friends, your
business because that's what that's what you signed up for.

(06:37):
How close are these friends? If they are in the
center of the circle, then you have to tell them.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Like, if they weren't your neighbor, would you hang out
with them?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Right? They're probably like level three friends, is what I'm saying. Yeah,
I wouldn't go to dinner with them though, because I
wouldn't be able to lie. But how would what's the excuse?
Covid every week makes it? Yeah again? Yeah, that ever,
ne're strange it if you're not super close to them,
it's not something I would get involved in. You can

(07:07):
always do that burner account email the video over. Oh no,
then it doesn't implement You're not involved in any way.
But I still see the video and you can feel
like I'm letting them know.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
That would be like, what do you be saying? Not
your chili?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, but they don't know it's my spoon in the chili.
It's just a random spoon.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Oh okay, what.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
If I'm keeping my mouth shut. I'm keeping I'm not
having a dinner with them, and keep my mouth shut.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
What if bones you act like you're concerned about this
random person going to the house. You're like, hey, Cindy
or was her name, Lisa, fake Lisa, Like there's a
car coming to your house.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Do you know this person? Like I'm really worried that
they're breaking into your house and kissing your husband. They
walk out, and then that's for Lisa. It'd be like,
wait a minute, Mark's home.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
If I were if.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I were going to figure it out, you know, you're
you're starting the pie shaking the horns and that, and
that's okay, but you're gonna have to suffer with it.
What I would, if I were going to do anything,
I would go to him and make him tell her
more than.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Going make him but yeah, but that's what.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I would go to him and say, like you're busted, yeah,
or ask him the questions and let him handle it
in that way. You're like, oh, I'm gonna have to
let her know, but I just want you to know
that this is happening. In case there's any reason you
want to get ahead of it. You could do that.
I'm just shutting up. It ain't my business. If it's
your close friend, that's your business. If it's yours, if

(08:24):
it's in your bulls eye of friends at your business,
if it's in the first circle outside of it, it's
your business, and you should let him know. But anything
outside of that, it ain't your business. And nobody's getting hurt, hurt,
like physically hurt. You also don't know what's going on.
Oh list is getting a heartbroken for sure.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Yeah, till your camera.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, don't see it tough. I aact like you didn't
see it. Yeah, that's that's my I'm not saying it's
the best for I think.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
It's so many variables that would change any given circumstance.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
I'm saying now we just we chill, chill till the
next episode. If it gets worse, maybe, but I would wait.
If you see just keep watching. That's what I did.
Keep watching, keep watching that camera. No, yeah, watching, let's
see this. Whatch I know the one starts coming in.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
I could get unhealthy.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
That's not Maybe he's a kissing teacher. He's doing less
from her. Yeah, maybe you don't even know, okay, I'd say,
out of the chili, thank you. Close the mail back.

Speaker 8 (09:17):
We got your game mail and we read it on
the air.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Now let's find the clothes.

Speaker 8 (09:22):
Bobby's mail back?

Speaker 9 (09:23):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
On phone, It's Bill in North Carolina. Bill, what's going
on with you? Buddy?

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Hey, what's going on? Bobby? Good morning Marting. I had
a great story. I wanted to tell you all about
an uber, a crazy uber right, my real short My
wife was pregnant with our twins in twenty one and
we had to have emergency surgery. Da had Queen the
twins transfer syndrome, and we had to leave Raleigh in
a hurry to get the Fincinnati tiltor Talk tittle, and

(09:53):
we landed in a bluzard turned out to be the
largest snowfall for Cincinnati in thirty years. He and my
uber driver was a foreigner and he was not coming
before driving in the snow, so we got stuck in
the middle of Cincinnati at midnight, a little after midnight,
so I talked him into letting me drive the uber car.
And the backup playing was I'm a firefighter and I

(10:16):
was friends with some firefighters of Cincinnati. They were actually
coming to get us on the car truck. That's but
I was able to talk to him in and let
me drive. The Uber got us unstuck and in the
middle of the night we got to the hotel at
one thirty in the morning for uh, and I left
the Uber driver in his car. I hope he got
home okay. But we drove through Cincinnati, got to the hotel,

(10:38):
made our appointment. The next day, we had surgery. The
twins were saved and they're perfectly helped him. Now two
year old.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Girls, there's a lot of elements here. One, I was
gonna say, how the babies they're too They're awesome. Now great?

Speaker 10 (10:50):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Two? Did you have to like really work him to
be like, man, I can do this, Let me have
your car, let me drive or was he pretty receptive
and it was not respected.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
It was a pretty new car. It was actually brand new.
And my wife is like this, touch this, hush, we'll
get out with it's okay. I was like, oh, we
got to get into the hotel. Our appointments at seven
o'clock the next morning. We only got like five or
six hours left, get some rest, that kind of stuff,
And so I just I grew up in the country,
driving in bad conditions, driving fire trucks, driving dump trucks.

(11:23):
I just felt very confident that I could drive it,
and so once I finally talked him into it, he
was very uncomfortable with me driving. At the whole ride.
He was like, oh, you want to pass, You wants
me pass, And I was like, bro, I got to
get into the hotel. You just you just ride.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Did he ride a shotgun or back seat?

Speaker 5 (11:40):
He rode?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
He rode shotgun and my wife stayed in the back seat. Uh,
he he did. He rode shotgun.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
And did he tip you? What was the tip? Did
he give you a good review? Five star?

Speaker 3 (11:49):
He did not. He just said, good luck with the pregnancy,
hope everything goes well. So that was good enough tip.
I really just hope he made a home okay, because
that was the time. When we landed on the playing
there was three inches of snow on the ground. When
we got to the hotel, that was six inches oh wow.
And we ended up getting I think it was thirteen
fourteen inches that night.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
And you had to pay, right, he had. I mean,
you had to pay for the uber even though you
drop Oh yeah, sure, yeah, I mean mostly it was
just a car getting there in the car.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Did any part of you think of like just inviting
the uber driver in or.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Name of the baby after the newber driver.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
No, I mean, I probably it sounds great now, but honestly,
we were full of anxiety. You know, we didn't know
if the kids were gonna make it. It was a
very rare condition and we were just like, I just
want to get a nap, just a little bit of
sleep before we have a whole And we did have
a whole day full of doctor's reputments and we didn't
have the surgery to It was seven eight o'clock that night,
so it was just a long, long day. I didn't

(12:46):
have a rental car, so we had I had to
walk my pregnant wife to the hotel I meant to
the doctor's office, which was which was close to the hospital.
My buddies in Fishnetti found me a hotel that was
close to the to the hospital. But I did get
a trup the next day because we ended up staying
a whole week. But I did not think about naming
the matter. I guess we could have. We already had

(13:09):
the name.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, I feel yeah, well I appreciate that call. Thanks
for the story. That's a great story. You know. I'm
happy I could see like a little little movie after this.
Oh yeah, like a little You got to intensify some things,
like the cars broken down. It breaks down to said,
then he drives to the guy, the uber driver then
probably passes out and you have to take over. He

(13:30):
wakes up and he's trying to fight you to get
the car back. It's a lot too, but that's a
that's an awesome story. Thank you for the call. Bill,
Hope you have a great day.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Thank you. All right, thank you.

Speaker 9 (13:37):
See it's time for the good news, Bobby.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
There's a teenager name Z was getting ready for his
first school dance. He realized he did not know how
to tie a tie. He was supposed to wear a tie.
His mom didn't know how to tie a tie. He
looked on YouTube. He's like, I cannot get this. So
he's like, I don't know who to call. Where can
I get So he called the local police department. Not
nine one one, okay, definitely not. Just call the number
where you can talk calmly and answer. And so the

(14:05):
police department sent over somebody named Officer Brendan Weinberger, and
so he came over, showed him how tother tie, then
tied his tie, and then send him on his way.
That's awesome. It's pretty cool that he came to do that. Yeah.
That What would have been the cooler is if you
put him in the car with lights and run hot
all the way to escort. Yeah, that'd have been cool.
Great job, Love that, officer, Brendan Lineberger. That's pretty cool.

(14:27):
That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
So Bobby Bones Show Interviews. In case you didn't know,
Landy Wilson's walking in the studio. Now, let's play some
of her number ones. Here is heart like a truck
from Lank. I got a heart like. There's things a
man ought to know.

Speaker 11 (14:44):
Yeah, a few times a man on.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Here's waiting the truck with Hardy waiting the truck. Here's
never say Never with Cole Swindell, with you, I end
up together with you. Here is I mean probably her
next number one mel moonshine, drink a lot of men.
So let's get to it out here. She has Lane
Wilson on the Bobby Bone Show. Now, Lanie Wilson, Lanny,

(15:10):
how old heck are you?

Speaker 7 (15:11):
I'm good?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
You know, the fancier you get, the bigger your hats get, I.

Speaker 7 (15:17):
Know, and the bigger my head gets.

Speaker 9 (15:18):
No.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Wow, she's holding the earphone up to her ear. I
get it. When you have a cool hat, you don't
want to take your.

Speaker 12 (15:23):
Well, you don't want to see what's underneath this hat.
That's why I'm doing this looking like marac Arey over here.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
What do you mean like all your hair?

Speaker 12 (15:29):
You know how she's in the studio. She's like always
got it like right up to her.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
To her area. Yeah. See that's a problem the feedback.
Do the bottom ear tier ear you do that? He's
going to go into the microphone. Boom, there we go.
I just engineered. I'm engineering here, engineer. That's right. I
don't know when I saw that you were nominated for
nine Cmas. It's just it's it's so cool, but it's
also so weird because it's you work so hard for

(15:53):
so long, you struggle for a long time, and then
it feels like opportunity meets hard to work in circumstances,
it's like boom, there goes landing shot out of a cannon.

Speaker 12 (16:05):
No, it does feel like the stars like have a
lined and it seems like they just keep a line
over and over and over again. It's it's hard for
me to wrap my head around to be honest with you.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Are you ever like seriously like this is.

Speaker 12 (16:20):
Yes, But I will tell you too. I do feel
like like I'm right where I'm supposed to be. I mean,
it seems like it was last year that I was
over at your house and we were doing the podcast.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
No seriously, and even before that, it was you were
over at the house teaching me how to do a
dance when you did not have a song house.

Speaker 7 (16:35):
What year was that was that nineteen?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
It's nineteen thirty six. But it's like you've worked so
hard and you've always been this talented and you've always
been as lovely. But again it's like the circumstance and
the song and like it is lined up and when
you so you got nine nominations for the CMAS, which
is crazy and awesome to me. What I was delightfully

(16:57):
surprised by was the entertainer of You're nominal.

Speaker 12 (17:00):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I'm still trying to wrap
my head around that one. It's crazy. It's the truth
is we have played golly by the time this year
is over. I think we'll have played about one hundred
and sixty something shows, So I've definitely not played like
I haven't played a bunch of stadium shows. But when
you count up the amount of people who have been

(17:21):
at these shows, it's been a lot of folks that
we have played for this year. We played clubs, we
played stadiums with Luke, We're out on the road with
Hardy right now. We have done everything you can imagine
this year.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
It's so cool when I see like doing Wrangler, Like,
because you is Wrangler, Are that a partner? Yeah? Like
that's when you know, Yeah, Like that's what makes me happy.
Like when you get when you get paid for doing
things you would already do anyway, that's right, Like, that's
when you know because you're not faking it, you're not
doing anything you wouldn't have been doing anyway. But a company,

(17:53):
a big company, don't matter who just Wrangled at this
point with you said I we'd like to invest in
you to help us, and you're already doing that. That's
when I am like, I'm I'm so proud for you.

Speaker 7 (18:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 12 (18:01):
It does make a lot of sense just because I mean, well,
me and my sister. We were riding horses before we
could walk, and I mean, my parents had us in
a pair of wranglers.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Can I address something controversial. I'm not gonna tell what
it is. Let's need to say yes or no, yep, yep,
good cool. And I know this is not true what
people say. But some people say you fake your accent.
I know that's not true. Do you ever see that?

Speaker 7 (18:21):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (18:22):
And that's why I don't look at the comments anymore,
because when they start talking about my accent, I start
feeling they talk about my family, and then I'm ready
to fight.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Okay, well, I've never seen them talking about your family,
but I do occasionally sometimes, like if we have a
clip and they're like, is her accent real?

Speaker 7 (18:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
I just want her accent has always been exactly as
it is.

Speaker 7 (18:38):
This would be too much to keep up with, right.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Consistency.

Speaker 7 (18:42):
I mean, my gosh, y'all.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
It's why I don't or I try not to lie,
because it's not that I'm too good for it. I
just can't remember all the time. I'd have to remember
all these lies. Can you imagine you having to stay
with a fake accent?

Speaker 7 (18:53):
What you see is what you get.

Speaker 12 (18:55):
I guess the truth is, when I'm around thirty years
from now and I'm still talking this way, people will
finally shut up.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Does it get thicker when you because when I get
sleepier or tired, or I'm a home for a while
and right in song, Oh my gosh, it definitely gets thicker.

Speaker 12 (19:08):
Yes. And the truth is I probably have kept my
accent because I talked to my family a whole lot.
I FaceTime on them every day. I'm really close with them.
And the truth is, like all two hundred of my
people in my town in Basking talk this way. You
could go fifteen twenty minutes up the road and people
sound different. But there's all kinds of different accents in Louisiana.

(19:28):
I mean, you got cagen, you got a little bit
of everything.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
A lot of people think she's from Germany and it's
just not true. So it's from Louisiana.

Speaker 12 (19:34):
It's somebody was like, you're from Australia. I was like,
what y'all, no, I'm readneck.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Let's talk about watermelon moonshine for a second. Because you
wrote this with a couple guys I know, George Spinton, Yep,
Josh Kurt. So you write this song you three in
a room. I don't know. I'm always before we played,
I'm just curious about who comes in, what, how does
the idea come about? How long does it take to
write the song?

Speaker 12 (19:56):
Would Josh had the idea? He was drinking, Yeah, who's drunk?
And he was drinking No, actually he was zoomed in.
Me and Jordan were, yeah, he was in prison and uh,
you know, drinking some of that watermelon moonshine someway snuck in.
He had this idea, and immediately me and Jordan were

(20:18):
like on board, just because we had all kind of
had a similar story, a similar situation about somebody that
we were crazy about back in the day and when
you felt like nothing else mattered, like you just you
were sure that you were going to end up with
this person, and you had that bottle of something buried
in the back seat and you drank the whole thing
and hope your mam and daddy didn't smell it on
you when you walk back through the house. It was

(20:39):
just was a story that resonated with us. So of
course we started, you know, we started talking about Strawberry
Wine and how that song was an important song growing
up that was kind of like our our anthem when
we thought about that nostalgic kind of love and we
wanted to do something kind of similar, you know, without

(21:00):
There's never gonna be another strawberry wine. I'm gonna just
tell you that, but have a song for people like
that where they can just listen to it and go
back on.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
The Bobby Bones Show. Now, Lamy Wilson, You eat crawfish?

Speaker 7 (21:14):
Do I eat crawfish?

Speaker 12 (21:15):
Heck?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yo?

Speaker 7 (21:16):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:17):
You probably a little more than me. Just being from
Louisiana and Arkansas, we had a lot of crawfish, but it's
not our main thing. Like you guys make it and
eat it. Oh, it's like it's like breakfast, lunch and dinner. Yeah,
you put it in a business, you suck the heads.
I don't do that now. I've got a lot of
family members that do that. That's just that just sounds
weird and it's just a little too far from me.
It Yeah, and it's supposed to be like super tape.

(21:39):
It's just weird.

Speaker 7 (21:40):
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
It sucked ahead, No, I'm not.

Speaker 7 (21:42):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Did you guys have crawfish like broils or boils?

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (21:47):
Yeah, I had a crawfish bull. Did you actually had
a crawlfish bull? From my senior graduation party? And I
had a bunch of crawfish. I had a dj You
had a cookie cake? Invited my whole graduating class and
nobody showed up.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
How many were in your graduate Not many?

Speaker 7 (22:02):
I mean twenty four.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
But still it's twenty three.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
No's Oh dang cookie cake.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
All I heard was cookie cake, Like it feels that
for you, but still cookie cake? How underappreciated is the
cookie cake from the Great American Cookie.

Speaker 12 (22:16):
Con the Great American Cookie period? It's the you go
to the mall the cookie cake from anywhere else, Like I.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Want to I just want to slice at the mall
double doozy, and you want to go, oh, you got
the cookie cookies?

Speaker 7 (22:26):
Oh like in the middle.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, see I needed the cookie cake. And now I
just want a lot of icing and then scoop off
like three fourths of it, but make it perfectly across
the Yeah, I get that. Oh man, the cookie cake
was awesome. When do you stop? When do you take
a break?

Speaker 7 (22:41):
Well, November is a little bit slower because I'll be
in the.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Studio working on new stuff.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
Yep.

Speaker 12 (22:47):
So the truth is, like it's starting to kind of
settle down a little bit towards the end of the year.
January and February is when Ill and I'll really be
kind of taking the polls, working on new music, but
not traveling a whole lot.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
What's the coolest thing that you've got to show your family?

Speaker 12 (23:03):
Oh my gosh, my new house in my land, because
that's something that my family takes a lot of pride in,
you know, daddy's a farmer, and just kind of showing
I'm like, hey, look, look look what I did.

Speaker 7 (23:16):
And it's it's just a proud.

Speaker 12 (23:18):
Moment for them to just, you know, for all of
us to kind of be able to celebrate together. And
the truth is they don't really know a whole lot
about the industry, and they're kind of which I mean,
we're kind of all learning as we go, but they
don't know what a whole lot of things mean when
I say, hey, we just want this or this or
they don't really they don't really get it completely, but

(23:38):
they like to see it with their own eyes kind
of thing.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Do you feel like you're happy now?

Speaker 7 (23:44):
I am very happy.

Speaker 12 (23:47):
I will I'm not going to sit here and lie
and say that this past year has not been hard
in a whirlwind, especially dealing with my daddy's health in
the middle of all this, which I've heard from a
lot of other artists too, that it's like it seems
like when you're when you're killing it, when you're like
on top of the world, that other things are kind
of happening along with it.

Speaker 7 (24:08):
And maybe that's the.

Speaker 12 (24:09):
Lord's way of making sure I keep one foot on
the ground. I don't know, but it's been hard, it's
been busy, but these are the moments that I've dreamed
about and prayed for. And you dang right, if an
opportunity comes my way, I'm taking it.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Well, you're killing it.

Speaker 7 (24:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
It's awesome to see, I tell you every single time.
But every time you come in just a little more
of a star and I don't want to look in
the eyes. It's getting to that point to where, yeah,
because I don't need land. These people coming up to me,
we said, don't look you look in the chin.

Speaker 12 (24:36):
When she's going to roll me in in one of
those boxes in here. Next time, Well, congratulations, thank you.
Grand song with all of it so.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
New music wise, like what when when are you doing
something when something new existing?

Speaker 12 (24:49):
You know, I don't know exactly when something will be
coming out, but like I said in November, I'll be
working on new music. The truth is I was working
on new music before the record Bill Bottom Country even
came out. Already was writing for songs for them because
I knew that my time was going to be slim.
And I knew that with a with a crazy touring
schedule like it is right now that I mean, you're

(25:09):
just not going have a whole lot of time to
write that third record.

Speaker 7 (25:13):
So next year I.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Saw you doing the Nashville's Big Bash.

Speaker 7 (25:18):
Yeah, it's gonna be a big old bash.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
They didn't move back. They didn't offer me less money.
Who does that come on now? Exactly? You offered me, Yeah,
y'all get with it, offered me the less money, and
I said.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
No, Hey, I've been there.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
How do you go down? I've been there. I've been
to the tough time there. Landy's not feeling sorry for me.
Oh how the times of change?

Speaker 7 (25:40):
I can't cut you no Slegt.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Landy. Congratulations, thank you friends on all of it, and
we will we'll see you soon.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Congratulations. The CMA is at least thanks pile of stories.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
All right. Have you ever like turned into your driveway
or gotten on your street and then suddenly you're like, oh,
I have to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
I mean, he's my I mean with myself close to
my house trying to rush home.

Speaker 7 (26:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
Well, they say that scientists call it the latch key
in continence, which means it's this phenomenon that you're used
to going to the bathroom when you get home, and
when you do that enough, your body starts to be like, oh,
I'm pulling into my driveway, time to go pee.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Pavlo being Yeah, totally, almost like Pavelo's dog ring the bell.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Simply put its conditioning.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Yeah, So I don't know, I'm gonna start paying attention
to it.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Every time I see Mike d walk in my backyard,
I'm conditioning to go, oh my god, I forgot. I'm
doing an interview. The other day he was, Yeah, we
have Eddie and I were working out and we have
a studio there and I saw Mike you walk into
the backyard. In for like three seconds, I freaked out, like,
oh my god. And then it turns out where it
doesn't matter. But yeah, it was like, oh.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
That's funny. So Idrisalva. You know, he was in Hijack
on Apple TV plus, like that's what we recently watched
also in the office back in the day. Yeah, he's
done a lot of things, apparently a lot, a lot
because he's been in there for a year for being
a workaholic. He said he wants to shift his mindset
so that working is not the same as relaxing, and
relaxing can be seen as something that's actually productive for him.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
I feel that as in I have to I don't
do a good job of it, but I have to
sometimes work hard to be bored because I feel like
I to get into my best creative place, I need
to be at a board spot where where I'm not
putting out other fires or figuring things out. So I
have to work hard to not go and execute and

(27:32):
do something to be bored. It's tough, especially if you've
been in like a survival mode for a long time.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Well, and he said too, being an actor and in
that industry, he feels as though he's actually rewarded for
his unhealthy habits.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
So yeah, yeah, it's like you may to stop doing
what I'm celebrated for the one thing in my life
I've ever been celebrated for. But I'm told by other
people live in my house that I'm loved by real humans. Sam, Yeah,
all right, what else?

Speaker 5 (27:58):
A poll found that the average Personson currently has two thousand,
seven hundred and ninety five photos in their phone.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Oh that is yeah, more than that, for sure. I
would think so too. And I even clean mine out
sometimes I'll go through, how do you know how many
have a good question? I have six two hundred and
fifty five. Oh, and then I have one thousand, four
hundred and five videos. Where did you see that? I'm
sinking five items right now, and I'm optimizing battery power.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
Wait where do you find this?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Wow? Yeah, yeah over here, man. But yeah, and I do.
I clean my picture out a lot.

Speaker 5 (28:31):
So oh and they say that we're taking on average
about six photos a day or that's how many times
you fill out your camera and you're like, oh, I
want to take a richure of that, or oh I
want to do a screenshot of that. I like it,
So I need to clean out my phone. Okay, I'm Amy.
That's my pile.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
That was Amy's pile of stores. It's time for the
good news.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
The city of Springfield, Massachusetts, just put up a wall
of Love to help residents that are experiencing homelessness with food, insecurity,
or other items they may need for hygiene and whatnot.
And what I love about this story is I'm learning
about it because Springfield did it, but this is a
nationwide thing. There's Walls of Love all across the country.
And it was founded by Holly Jackson, who was once

(29:17):
homeless herself, and she said she wants a stigma freeway
for people to just walk up and grab what they need,
no questions asked. And I just thought it was cool
that these are all over the country and they have volunteers.
One hundred percent of donations go to putting up these walls,
and it's really awesome.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
So it's again about people not feeling shame. Yes, I
think a lot of people have trouble asking for help.
We all have a little trouble asking for help different situation.
But what I always try to tell people is if
somebody asks you for help or advice or meant you
would do it, yet we still don't want to ask
for help even though we know we would do it.

(29:54):
And probably everybody wants to do it, but we're ashamed
or embarrassed to ask. But it's like, if you need
to help, just ask for it. If you need advice,
if you have a goal, just ask somebody to help
you get it. This is a different situation, and again
it's because people are ashamed to ask for help, myself
included at times. So I love that that.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
She's doing this well and this being you know, in
Boston there's winter clothing that's also available.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
It's as exactly the same, So don't say it's sad,
don't call it the best.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
I didn't mean to. I was just thinking I should
have said in Massachusetts, yes, yeah, a couple hours away.
I know Springfield Fire Department. That's where this Wall of
Love is and they have, yeah, the winter clothing and stuff.
So something to keep in mind if you want to
start it in your own city.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
That's awesome. Thank you. That's what it's all about. That
was telling me something good. Her name's Erica. She's a mom,
and she says she's a psychic medium. She says that
her and her nine year old can talk to dead people.
Now do you think that she is faking it and
has tricked her nine year old into thinking he can
also talk to dead people?

Speaker 6 (30:52):
Correct, because if just the nine year old so that
they could speak to dead people.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
I believe that, well he did. It was Hailey Joel
Osmon's six sense ten people. Brusso thirty six discovered her
sensibilities when he was four years old. And so I'm
talking to someone who was not physically there isn't that
cake believe?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Imaginary friend. Yeah. She dismissed the encounter and then logged
down a zoom for a client psychic reading. During the meeting,
she felt the presence of her clients to see son,
which is typical for relative to appear at reading. She says.
When I spoke to Kyle outside after the reading, he
said he'd been speaking to a boy who was there
to see his mom. My jaw just dropped. I can't approach.

(31:30):
You're lying. And if she did have these powers, then
it would makes sense that genetically her son would okay,
because it goes, it passes down. I don't know, but
it didn't seem a little fishy, huh. She wants to
sell her son and put his zooms with her son.
Now that's what it feels like. You don't know, if
it's true. That's what it feels like, that she's just

(31:50):
trying to market herself as well. If you can't give
me a give a nine year old he can also have. Yeah,
it's from the New York Post and your thoughts.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Uh, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I mean, my
psychic cousin has this. And the first time she had
an encounter she was a kid. It was with her grandma.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
But now do you believe she's psychic?

Speaker 5 (32:10):
There's been so much that has yes or no. It's
she even knows. It's hard for me, but like I've
just who am I to? I don't know what it's like?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
She said nothing amy speaking in tongue right now.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
It's because it's like, you know, I feel as though
years ago it was adamantly against it and she would
talk about it and be like what no, And then
now you just have an open mind, So I have
more open mind, Like who am I to say? I
don't know for sure? And she has had so many
things that have she's predicted correctly. She's had so many
things where people that passed away have shown up and

(32:47):
she's been able to say things about them that nobody
else would know. So it's interesting, for sure.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
I agree, it's interesting. The mom and the kid thing
feels a little weird, that's right, a little clunky to me.
All right, let's get over to the morning Corny. The
morning corny.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
What do you get if you boil a funny bone?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
What do you get if you boil a funny bone?

Speaker 5 (33:06):
Laughing? Suck?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I like that was the morning corner.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
That's how you get chicken stock.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Boil, boil the bone. I hear you. That's funny, Amy,
thank you God. I named the food in the lyric.
For example, here's Landy Wilson watermelon, moonshine.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
The bar.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Which the answer is nailed it. Now I have seven
of these, Morgan, you can play too. All right. By
the way, lunchbox still is not in today. Hey he's
still sick, that's all. He's still sick. All right, Here
we go. This is Alabama Song of the South. There

(33:58):
you go, song song of this out And I shut
my mouth. What's the food?

Speaker 6 (34:03):
It's so hard not to think it's a curse word.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
I think.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
I hear the beep, and I'm like, Morgan.

Speaker 9 (34:09):
Sweet potato pie, Amy, sweet potato.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
Pie, Sweet potato pie.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
I shall okay, Next up, Billy Billy Carrington, good directions.

Speaker 13 (34:22):
Owls sitting selling turn and flat band truck crum.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
When she pulled up, shot ahead of me.

Speaker 13 (34:33):
Thanks, where in next come from?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Crunching on a blank When she pulled.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Off, I'm.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
I don't know that I would know that. I don't
know words of songs.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
I know I usually have to hear it, like, okay, melody,
are we hearing? Okay, let's good. I got a guess.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Do you want to hear it again? Yeah? Okay, more time?

Speaker 13 (34:54):
Owls sitting selling turn, flat band truck cru.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
She pulled up, anything Morgan, I have what do you have? Apple?
An apple? Eddie? I have pork rhyme, amy pork.

Speaker 13 (35:13):
I was sitting selling turnips and clamping bed truck, crunchin
on a pork crime when she pulled up.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
I've always visualized her for some reason. Nice shop. Okay,
here's Blake Shelton doing what she likes.

Speaker 14 (35:26):
She likes and wearing a bringhome fresh and mix up
the picture of mama kitchen kind of one more time
she likes and warning and bring home fresh and mix
up the picture of Mama Morgan.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
This might be my favorite line in country music to
hetas us.

Speaker 10 (35:47):
All right, she likes and winning a brain whole fresh.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
HEAs mix up the picture. Next one, This is justin Moore,
the ones that didn't make it back home.

Speaker 10 (35:57):
Those a middle gin. She was planning welcome home Barn,
but cute grandma's risk.

Speaker 13 (36:06):
Pee.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
I mean everybody cut on that one, right in Amy
green Bean cast Role, Eddie green.

Speaker 9 (36:16):
Bean Castle, roll Organ green Bean cast Role was a
middle gim.

Speaker 10 (36:21):
She was planning welcome home barn, but cute green bean Castle,
little love it grandma's.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Risk, okay. Darius Rutger, all right.

Speaker 10 (36:32):
They don't need no five dollar reservations.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
I got a cheap bottle of wine.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
I know all these yea in the city don't need
no five star reservations. I got blank in a cheap
bottle of wine.

Speaker 9 (36:49):
Morgan spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti.

Speaker 10 (36:52):
Do don't need no five dollars evations.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I got spaghetti and jeep bottle.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
A little way, good job, got two more. Here's Kenny Chesney.
I go back, So I go back to the few.

Speaker 11 (37:07):
Preacher read a quest, sing them back God the breastone
and fire the smell of Sunday the church, and I
go back to.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Old Morgan strung it again. Yeah, long time. Okay, So
I go back to.

Speaker 11 (37:22):
The few Preacher read a quest, sing them back, God,
the Breaston and fire, the smell of Sunday, the church.

Speaker 8 (37:32):
We're going.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
If you miss it, you're out. Yeah, go ahead. Chickens
six correct Eddie, chicken man correct, Amy chicken dang last one,
God the breastone.

Speaker 11 (37:44):
And fire and the smell of Sunday chicken.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
It sounds funny to hear it when they when you
know it's cut, chicken is the last one, Zach Brown? No, okay,
what do you think that was?

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Fire?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Chicken again?

Speaker 9 (37:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Here is That's what I love about Sunday From Craig Morgan.

Speaker 8 (38:00):
Breezers hand, go home and do your booze jeans from
chicken els what big.

Speaker 11 (38:10):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (38:10):
No.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
If you get this and they don't, you ran for
the time. I think we play one more time, right.

Speaker 8 (38:17):
Then, shave with Breezer's hand, go home and do your
boojeans from chickens.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Okay, big yard.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
But this is based solely on rhyme.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
Dang same same, But it could be.

Speaker 7 (38:35):
What do you well?

Speaker 5 (38:36):
It's something beans I wrote down green beans, but it
could be go.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Home jeans have some chickens. You say green beans, Eddie,
I say collared greens. Go home in your blue jeans.
Have some chicken and some collar greens.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
Morgan, I have black beans.

Speaker 9 (38:55):
Morgan, you're not right, dang, I really thought it was
black beans.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Is it pinto beans?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
It's baked beans. So you almost had that. Nobody wants Morgan.
You're out, tie breaker. You yell your name there, got it.
There's a lot of food in this one, so yell
your name whenever you know, and the beep is what
you're going for. Comelcome, here we go.

Speaker 14 (39:18):
We love free the shade of a joe Ja pie.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
And that's home, you know, Sweet teep Campie, you yell
you know the song. You knew they were like three
foods coming out, Sweet Teapi, Campire.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Dude, I love food.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
I love that. G g Me yelled what but she
didn't yell an give you a perfect I think you're perfect,
that's right? Or baked beans. If you get angry while
driving because somebody cuts you off or so and it
gives your finger. That happens to you sometimes, yes, yes, yeah, sometimes,

(40:05):
because sometimes she actually cuts people off. Right, she doesn't
do it. Her intentions aren't bad, correct, so here you go.
This is what they say to do so you don't
get to that angry place. Eddie has a rage like crazy.
Amy gives road rage like crazy. I'm glad you guys are.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Both here, not like crazy, by the way, and Edie's
Eddie's is a deeper issue.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Are you reading to get to the root? You're always like,
why are some people flipping me off? You don't even
realize you're doing it sometimes, Yeah, number one, in hell
an excel slowly three times, and after you're in hell,
hold for three seconds, hold it here we are mhm
hm release getting dizzy? Do that three times if you're

(40:44):
getting dizzy from that. But if we got over the problems,
so they say do that three times, or they say
you can like flex a muscle like your bicep as
hard as you can and hold it for ten seconds
while you're driving, because what that is doing is basically
the same thing, and it's also out that frustration that vent.
Imagine that's the vent you're opening by squeezing.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
That like your release, and like everything just flows, so.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
It takes your attention away from anger as well. What
about hitting the steering wheel like squeeze the fist and
then I'm sure that's an option. But anytime I hit anything,
it hurts me afterwards. Yeah, I never like punch a wall.
I never throw remote through a TV, mostly because I
know what's going to happen afterward. I'm going to be
hurt one way or the other. That's smart, and I

(41:27):
don't want to be hurt my hand or having to
go buy a new television and a lot of that,
I think my anger issues that's why I don't have them,
because I don't want to have to spend money on
it or I don't want to have to hurt for
a while. So that's what you can do. Right there.
You have to feel like you could hold a flexed muscle,
take a deep breath and let it down, hold.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
Yeah, and hold yes. So the those can be used
not during road rage too, like at work if you're
in a meeting, Oh why.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Would you be in a meeting where you want to
kill somebody? God, what's happening around here? What are they
asking you to do? Tell me?

Speaker 5 (41:59):
During the rank or at home, you could just use
breath work is really a powerful way to just reset yourself.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
And I was reading this article about breath work ish
but it's oxygen into your cells matters a lot too
for health reasons if you're not breathing enough. But remember
you're breathing an oxygen. Your sells need oxygen. Yeah, and
so that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
I read about that and water and sleep all the time.
I mean, I got no sleep last night.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
Yeah, it's like the simple things that we've like ignored
most of our life. It's like, oh, okay, so breathing well,
sleeping and drinking water.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
I know, because we feel like it's so easy that
we'll get to that. I mean, that's obviously the easiest thing.
So we'll probably get sleep and drink more water while
we're trying to you know, avoid precition male in our
food go or green twelve. Yes, But but yeah, I
fell asleep yesterday watching football for like two hours just

(43:01):
threw me off track for last night. So I couldn't
get to sleep last night. And then when I finally
did gone to the dogs, I had a dream of
dog was peeing, so I heard, and I woke up
and there was no dog peeing, weird, and then I
was just awake. So had a rough weekend. I had
a weekend that took me back to even because on
Saturday night I did comedy show and it was the

(43:24):
last one that we taped for the comedy special, and
it was great because Charles Kelly from Lady A came
and was a guest and he talked about his sobriety
and played a song. I know it's a comedy show
of sobriety, but there are some things inside the show
that tie in. And then Jaco and who was a
close friend of mine, came to watch the show because
he hadn't seen it because he's on the road rore.
I'm on the road, so I don't get to see him,
he doesn't get to see me. And so he came.

(43:45):
He sat in the crowd and we were playing at
easy trivia game on stage, and so I said, hey,
you get some help here, and I had Jake come
up on stage. He didn't know he's gonna come up,
and so he's up and by the way, he just
came from the golf course, so he didn't know we
were taping a special. He didn't know I was gonna
call him up. And so he comes up and he
plays the game. It's pretty good at the game, and
then I'm like, you know what, you never played at

(44:07):
Caitlin and I his wedding because he blew his voice
the night before doing a different show, and I was like,
I think you should do it now. He didn't know
I was gonna have him do this. The crowds like,
So he gets up and he plays water towers made
for water towers, and yeah, feed or made for water towers.
So he plays that and it's great. So Jake gets

(44:28):
up and plays.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
What nothing just your words to that, it's.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Me for water towers and so that was great. Eddie
shows up, great show, just fantastic. But Arkansas lost again
again again and even everything out, I was back to zero.
I'm back to score zero. I have to let I
have to stop letting these sporting events ruin entire sections
of my life. I can't believe it, what like two

(44:54):
and four now, Yeah, it makes me miserable, But.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
Have you tried breathing.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Bicep? And I know it shouldn't matter that much.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
I mean, I know it's important to you, but you
also kind of knew.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
They were like, you need to watch your language. I
care about you, but not that much. Okay, so but yes,
it really and afterwards I walked off because we have
these little video segments. I walked off to see we
were up by seven in the fourth quarter, I think,
and I'm like, we got this baby. And then I
walked off and it was over and we lost, and
I was just sad. So I'm back to even. And

(45:31):
then last night Eddie's Cowboys are playing and I'm like, this,
do it for Eddie. So I bet a decent amount
on the Cowboys. They got crass. You shouldn't have done that.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
I'm doing it for you, though. Man, that's terrible. That's
what messed my weekend up. To you on the same thing. Yeah, dude,
it's brutal.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Our sports show twenty five whistles will not be pretty
this week. No, we're gonna be upset. It'll be on tomorrow.
We just cried the whole show. There is a new
AI powered grill that can cook the quote perfect steak
in three minutes. I bet, but it will cost you
thirty five hundred buck. How much is one of those
big grills cost? Like a big, really nice grill.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
They can be anywhere from I think a thousand to
two thousand, three thousands, like one.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Of the best. If I was if I were going
to go to Home Depot or Low's and get the
one out front. They're like, this is the best one
we have. What's that cost? And didn't you just buy one? Imy?

Speaker 5 (46:21):
Yeah, but I didn't. I got one in my budget.
And plus I was looking. I'm looking for like a
smaller I was. I was in the market for not
the biggest and the best.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
So there's a Blaze Premium lte for thirty one hundred bucks.
So that's like the top of the line. Let's go Okay,
this one is thirty five hundred bucks, and it says
that it can cook your perfect steak in ninety seconds
and if not, then you get your money back. Apparently
you can take it back. But it's an AI grill
called Perfecta, and it knows exactly by the meat laying

(46:52):
on the grill. It can feel all the way through
the meat. It puts it at a blistering one six
hundred and fifty two degrees fahrenheit, and it cooks the
food to perfection your post. That's perfect. Who needs Salt
Bay when you got this exactly thirty five hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (47:05):
That's four hundred dollars more than the most expensive grill
that you probably have to do everything yourself.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Yeah, but I'm probably not gonna buy the most expensive
girl though anyway.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
So what sense is it? Like it's because you have
different cuts of meat, so it'll know based on the sun.
So it's like the popcorn sensor on the microwave.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah, but that never works that it does never when
I turn the popcorn sinster on, I get like half
a bag of kernels that never popped right, and I'm
like God, and some of them that do pop, like
it's like one little part of it's only popped.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
Mine's perfection.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
How much you pay for that one a microwave?

Speaker 5 (47:35):
I don't know what it came to the house.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Cane Brown, Caitlin Brown, Thank god, Bobby Bone show you
guys call us if you want eight seven seven seventy seven,
Bobby eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, let's do the news.
Bobby's bees story. The Rocks contract for movies is hilarious.
And I'm not sure that I'm better than this either.

(47:58):
It's hilarious, like I would do it. So he has
two things. Number One, he can't be beat up that
badly when he gets into a fight on screen in
any fight scene.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Like they keep count. It's like, okay, I've had you know,
thirty hits this movie. Sure, we've hit the limits.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
He also has a no lose clause. He can't lose
in the movie. Can't lose in the movies. That's that's
it dumb.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
Same with that, Jason Statham or Jason Stalem. Yeah, yeah
he has that too.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
But now we know any movie we're watching with him,
they're not gonna lose.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
It means well, no, no, no no. It means you
have a no lose clause. Meaning if you have a
no trade clause, you can still get traded, but yet
you allow it. If you have a no lose clause,
you could go, you know what, I'm okay to lose this,
but it's only because I'm okay, right, Like hul Cogan
had creative freedom when he went to WCW and he
they couldn't make him lose a match, so he had control.

(48:49):
But if he felt like it was good, he could say,
I'll lose this match. Very controversial. I watched a lot
of nineties wrestling on my TikTok. That's from Daily Mail.
A sixty two year old grandfather was a rest did
after officiating a wedding in Nebraska. Now what do you
think he could have been doing? He was officiating a
wedding when they arrested him right after. How would that
have happened?

Speaker 5 (49:10):
I don't want to know.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
It's nothing like that. Okay, yeah? Was he not like officially?
A good guess?

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Not no.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
During the service, he thought would finne to get everybody's
attention by shooting a gun into the air. But it
slipped in his hand and as it slipped, it shot
his grandson on the shoulder. The boy's injuries were non
life threatening, but that's what happened. He was the groom,
A gun in the groom. I don't think so. I
think it's slept in. The grandson was just in the

(49:42):
like the crowd.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
I maybe lay slip.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
If I'm going to shoot in the air, I really
got to handle on that thing. Yeah, well, okay, late,
don't shoot in the air. What goes up has to
come down right right right.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
I saw it on TikTok, so you can think going
up at a wedding. Did you see that wedding in
Iraq where the flames the bride and groom were dancing
and they had sparks that wanted to go up. It
was purposeful, like to create pretty flares, and it caught
the curtains above and the ceiling on fire and lit
the place up, and people got trapped and couldn't get out,
and one hundred people died a wedding.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
I thought you were going to say it looked cool.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
No, No, they died tragic.

Speaker 7 (50:17):
I saw.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
I just saw how it happened on TikTok and it
was so crazy how they were still dancing. They didn't
even know it was on fire.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Yeah, the fire's tough. It's like baby announcements wherever you're doing,
like the gender reveal when people use fire a lot
of times. And isn't that bad that the kid was twelve?
The grand sent so it wasn't the groom. He's a
twelve year old got shot in the shoulder because his
grandpa's gun. Terrible. That's from CNN. Now this here, I'm
gonna read your story and this should not happen. I
don't like it. Crafty thinking though. New York door dash

(50:48):
drivers charged after allegedly using food delivery, which he was
doing to steal packages off porches. So he come up
and drop off the door dash, I'll leave on, but
I'll take one. They all drop and yeah, so you
shouldn't do that. That's bad news, but kind of crafty.
He's crafty. That's from Yahoo.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
And he's getting paid while he's out stealing, like he's
he's doing his job.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
The win win paid except for the loss and you
have to take when he got busted and arrested. A
cop is under investigation for having an OnlyFans account after
a guy that she pulled over said he was a subscriber.
Oh a girl cop. Yeah, and he's like, I've seen
your naked feet. But no, oh god, that's just crazy.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
So when you become Sorry, I don't know the rules
of becoming a police officer, but do you, like I
vow not to have an OnlyFans account?

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Don't know. I doubt that's don't know.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
I'd so like, how is she supposed to know she
can't do that?

Speaker 2 (51:40):
It probably is some sort of policy where you can't
be doing dirty stuff online, Okay, Like we have a
policy that's pretty vague, like we won't do anything that
basically tarnishes the brand of the company. It's pretty broad though.
It's pretty bad.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
I guess too. If you're in if you're doing stuff
like that and your cop, is there anything potentially that
you know people you arrest could use as blackmail against
you or something?

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Watch a lot of movies. Huh. A man who was
pulled over by a police officer says he recognized her
quickly from OnlyFans. The Minneapolis Police Department is now investigating
if the officer violated any conduct policies. The driver told
Fox nine that he said to the police officer, you
can't arrest me no more. I've seen your private parts.
Oh okay, But she can't arrest him, Yeah, she definitely could.

(52:26):
It's not like a get out of jail free card
you get to hand over. So he also said he
couldn't respect her or the precinct because he's seen videos
of her doing things that.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
How apect him for watching it.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
We're not on his side, Amy, I don't know. You
need a hug. That's from Yahoo. Popularity does not equal happiness.
If your school age's child's upset, there are not popular.
Child development experts are stressing that being popular does not
mean happiness. New research suggests after adolescence, having a few
close friends is better for long term social status. And

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their mental health because they're not trying to cater to
a large group to be something for people just because
they feel like they should be. It actually is that
they've matured a little more or they just couldn't get
popular and went the other direction. But either way, they
say having a core group of friends, even if not popular,
is a better indicator of success and teens later in
life that it's for the Society for Research and Child Development.

(53:22):
Were you popular in Mount pun Yeah, I was the
most popular. It is amazing. I love going to school,
man is. Everybody was like celebrating me every where I went.
They were like, that's the coolest kid around. But there
weren't that many kids, right, Like how many kids were
in your senior class? Fifty five? So I mean everyone's
popular or oh I was not popular, right.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
I know, someone's listening for the first time.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
I'm sorry everybody, he wasn't popular, guys, No, I would say.
The only thing that and I got like my head
flushing the toilet, like I got bullied a little bit,
locker stuff stuff like that. The only thing that kept
me from being I won't say hated, but really pounded
was that I played sports and was okay, but sometimes
I get bullied in the fieldhouse. So also too.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
You were smart and you would do people's homework.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
For money, but like a dollar though. Yes, I there
were people that had it worse than me the bullying.
But early on the bullying was bad, like fifth grade
through tenth grade, it was real bad because I was
just a dirty, poor kid, honestly.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
But then I gues.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
I started to get okay at sports and that took
some of it off, so that was pretty good. Although
the t bone thing still it was held against me.

Speaker 5 (54:28):
I hate that.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
It makes me sad. Do you think about money when
you first wake up? That's the question money?

Speaker 3 (54:34):
No?

Speaker 6 (54:35):
No, really thankfully, yeah, you know, I'm I just thinking
about getting up and how how am I going to
make it through the day.

Speaker 7 (54:42):
Not money.

Speaker 6 (54:43):
I couldn't make it through the Like really, I wake
up and I'm like, I'm not going to make it
to day. I don't know how I'm going to do it. Okay,
every day I'm exhausted. As soon as I wake up,
I'm exhausted because just the way my body is. I
guess getting older, I guess. But after I got to
the shower, I'm ready to go research found that you're
not alone if you think about money. Most Americans think
of money within the first minutes of being awake. Wow,
even more shocking.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
It was either right when they opened their eyes or
while they were still laying in bed, whether it was
going to work to make money, a way to make
additional money, a conversation you had about money, missing money, money,
you need, a bill is due, money spent the night before, money, money, money.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
It's really different seasons of that, depending on life circumstance
of what you have going on.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
A mere sleep survey has that for me, mine is
time all time. I wake up and go, Okay, if
I wake up, now, what can I get done before
I got to do this? At this point it's a
constant stress. And maybe that relates to money, because even
like being sick, I don't want to miss work because
I'm afraid eventually I lose my job and then I
go back to being how it was earlier. I think,

(55:39):
So maybe that's money rooted. Mine's time always time. A
museum employee swaps paintings with fakes and then sells the
originals at an auction. That's crazy, that's wild. A German
museum employee was wrested for swapping several paintings with copies
and selling the originals to fund a lavish lifestyle. I
wonder how many of these are happening right now, but
nobody ever catches them right, exact paintings, but sculptures or

(56:02):
art or anything but diamonds replacing yeah, watches, that is wild.
The thirty year old guy avoided prison time, but was
handed a twenty one month suspended sentence in order to
pay back sixty four thousand dollars by the museum.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
My friend got a thirty dollar like wedding ring, like
a band and a diamond from on QVC or something,
and she was wearing this weekend and it looks so real.
But it's because when she goes out and does certain things,
or she's going to the lake or if she's swimming
with her kids or whatnot, she just always wears that.
She's like, I'm not gonna wear my real diamond ring.
But she's like, honestly, I end up wearing this thirty

(56:35):
dollars one way more and you can't even tell.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
QVC told happens this. Yeah, man, that was that place
is awesome or whatever that I don't believe it still
happens on TikTok. I get a QBC type thing where
their son wigs live. Do you guys ever get that?
I've seen that. They're like, check this wig out, and
why do I get? I guess it's a live so
they don't algorithm that as much as they do, probably
the videos that aren't live. DiCaprio's Titanic costume, you could
fetch up to children and thirty thousand dollars at an ock.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
What is that on a piece of.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
What do you mean? I know it's like his jacket
and white shirt and suspenders on the boat. And then finally,
Savannah Cchrisley says her dad's teaching a financial class in prison. See,
I don't want to financal custom but they got caught, right,
I want to financial cost somebody who stole successfully. He
got caught and went to jail. But I mean he

(57:24):
is still knowledgeable.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
Yeah, maybe he's just the basis he you know, he
just messed up.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
He just messed up. It's like the Wolf of Wall Street.
That dude was super smart, except he was just doing
something wrong. Yeah, I'm gonna go to somebody who maybe
got arrested for another crime.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
But also got away with technically didn't. He only get
caught because someone told on him.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Right, you got to cover your bases. I've seen on
TV show we have to cover your bases. I don't
know what that means. They get to cover your bases, right, yeah, yeah,
all right, that's the news Bobby's stories, all right. Announcement. Announcement.
I'm gonna do one more show before the end of
the year for charity. I'm doing d Du Dun Dum

(58:05):
on December eighth in Vero Beach, Florida. I will be
headlining the Jaco and foundation very first ever Flamingo Comedy Jam.
The show it is December eighth. Tickets go on sell
this Thursday, so playing at Riverside Theater in Vero Beach.
There's even gonna be a full performance Eddie and myself,

(58:29):
the Raging Idiots, Yes, and Emma Cline. So we would
love for you guys to get tickets. Tickets go on
sell Thursday, October twelfth at ten Eastern. We'll put the
link up a Bobbybones dot com or Jacoonfoundation dot com.
We are doing this for no money, so please come.
The tickets are gonna cost money, but it all goes
to helping no money so jaco On Foundation. That show

(58:51):
is December eighth. Tickets on sale this Thursday. Thank you
very much. Morgan turned thirty what day on Friday. I
hated thirty, but I'm gonna tell you this. I hated it,
but it was the best decade. I hated the fact
that I was turning that two to three because it's
fun turning that one to two because my two's I'm

(59:11):
gonna graduate college. I'm gonna be twenty one, so I
don't drink, so I just thought would be cool and
buy beer for other people. So I thought that. But
when I hit the three to oh, I was like,
oh no. And I was always younger in my profession
than everybody else. I was like, oh no, I'm getting
pretty normal. But the thirties were awesome, so I really
feared it. I hated that day. I hated like the
first couple of months, but thirties were prime. Forties I

(59:35):
think are better because I actually, no, I think thirties.
I met Kaitlyn in my thirties. I was gonna say
I got married, but I think meeting her was more
important than marrying in general, because you're.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Gonna experience so much. Now you have your forties here.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
But I'm dying tomorrow. Yeah, I know, but I might
do tomorrow, So I'm going with thirties. It's the best
decade ever, Morgan. You went, you went to Disney World
or land Land.

Speaker 9 (59:55):
I went out to California because I've never been to
California before.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Oh, you have been to the whole state.

Speaker 7 (01:00:00):
I've flown into.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
La but I don't count that. And because I just
left after that. Oh that's cool. They went over there.
So why Disneyland.

Speaker 9 (01:00:07):
Well, I wanted to see Disney because I wanted to,
like really like, because I was.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
Turning such a big age.

Speaker 9 (01:00:12):
I was like, I just want to be like a
kid again, and I just want to go explore a
park and not think about the fact that I'm have
to keep being an adult further.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
We like costplaying thirteen all of it. You know that's weird.
Like I have my ears on. I was eating all
the food.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
I was going on rides. So also drinking, right, yeah, yeah,
I was drinking too.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
You can drink a Disneyland yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, got it.

Speaker 9 (01:00:32):
I was in the Star Wars bars really where I
started drinking at like eight am.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
You can drink early at Disneyland. Yeah, wow, I don't
know that.

Speaker 9 (01:00:39):
And who went with to So a bunch of my girlfriends,
a lot of my hometown girlfriends, and then my sister
and her fiance.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
He kind of wrangled us the whole weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
That's awesome. And they flew all the way out there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
I had a really solid core group out there, which
was fun.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
That's love. Congratulations I turned thirty. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:00:56):
They even put like cooozies with my face on it,
which was crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
So you flew out there and then you came back
when yesterday? Yeah, and it was.

Speaker 9 (01:01:04):
Brutal, Like flying back from there was brutal. I got
stuck in the airport. I was there from like eight
am until I got back at like nine pm last night.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Where'd you get delayed in La Wow? So flying back
apparently Morgan had a bad case of the hiccups. Like
how bad though? Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:01:19):
Like bad, Like it just kept happening. There wasn't even
like little breaks. It was like pretty consistent, was it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Like for drinking?

Speaker 9 (01:01:26):
I was hungover, so I don't know if like and
I had like I was really trying to cure my
hangover at the airport by eating a breakfast freeedo and
I just don't know if I.

Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
Ate so fast?

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
What does it? Science? Is eating?

Speaker 9 (01:01:37):
They?

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
I mean, yeah, like stops it up? Is that what it's?
Maybe that's what they say. Yeah, So what happened on
the plane, So like getting.

Speaker 9 (01:01:44):
These like crazy hiccups. And I had just sat down
in my seat. The hiccups started while we were boarding,
and I sit down and I'm like still hiccuping, right,
And I'm sitting next to this girl who's in the
aisle seat, and like five minutes later, like go past,
people are still boarding, and she's like, hey, can you
move back there?

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
I have friends coming, And so she asked you to
move from your seat, but you're already sitting there.

Speaker 9 (01:02:07):
Yeah, I was already sitting. There's a Southwest wide, I'm
assuming yeah it was Southwest, And I didn't really think
much of it. And I'm just like, okay, whatever I'm
doing to care.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
And so I just moved. And then like I watched
as people keep boarding. Why didn't she get up a move?
Oh because she has friends, he's still apparently, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
And I look, she never had friends come.

Speaker 9 (01:02:27):
I think she made me move because I had the
hiccups and she was annoying by me crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
I've never I would never have the goll to do
that and ask somebody. I would just move myself.

Speaker 9 (01:02:37):
They weren't even loud either, Like it was more like
you just kind of felt my body like going up
and down.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
It's like, I don't know what the hiccups looked like.

Speaker 9 (01:02:44):
I don't know if she thought I was like having
an issue, if she.

Speaker 7 (01:02:46):
Was sick burned.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Yeah, oh, you don't ask somebody to move. You move right,
especially on Southwest, because you can move wherever you want.
And if you're using the friends as an excuse, where
are they, I'm gonna start talking to whoever since beside
me and I cooked them my friends for a minute,
and she never spoke to.

Speaker 9 (01:03:00):
Any putting next to her in the four hour flight.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Well, happy birthday?

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Was it worth it?

Speaker 9 (01:03:05):
It was totally worth it. I mean, I am dragon today.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
But it was worth it. Hey, Ray, what was your
question for Morgan?

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
So remember my buddy Sam and Houston, how I kind
of hooked you guys up DM wise and text message wise.
Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, So he was so appreciative and
he goes, hey, thanks for hooking me up with Morgan,
and then it kind of sounds like, I don't know,
is there an update.

Speaker 9 (01:03:25):
We did text for a while, Brady did have a
good connection and.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
We faced text. You're not texting anymore?

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
You faced timed? Yeah, we were texting for a little bit.
I think I think I got to a point that
where I was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Like, what am I doing?

Speaker 9 (01:03:38):
I'm like basically a pinpal with this guy, Like am
I ever actually going to meet him? I don't know,
And it just kind of fell off, not intentionally, It just.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Kind of like, so if he came to Nashville that
wo you got with him?

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
Yeah, for sure, But who initiated the face time?

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
He did he FaceTime me and it was his face
on camera? Right?

Speaker 9 (01:03:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
Did he asked like, Hey, I'm gonna FaceTime.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
You or he did it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:03:58):
We had like been messaging enough and he was like, yeah,
like I'd love to come out to Nashville, Like I
feel like we should at least like FaceTime before.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
You come out here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
So there are no plans for him to come yet, No,
not yet.

Speaker 9 (01:04:08):
Like we were texting there for a while and then
it kind of fizzled off. Honestly, because I get really
tired of doing like the pin pal thing, a lot
of texting.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Back and forth.

Speaker 7 (01:04:15):
There's a lot for me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Lunchbox that tried to hook Morgan up, but it was
with a guy who has a girlfriend about it, and
he's not here today. We don't know. I don't know
what's up with him. I guess he's still sick, right Scuba,
we have to say officially still sick, so hopefully he'll
be in tomorrow. Are you dating anybody?

Speaker 9 (01:04:33):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
No, just do me and myself. Have you been on
more than one date with anybody who you could possibly
go on another date with?

Speaker 13 (01:04:41):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:04:41):
I don't think I've gone on a date in the
last few weeks.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
I deleted all the dating apps.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Well you've done that before. Yeah, yeah, it's that season again.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I like to do a back and forth.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
My Happy birthday, Morgan. Oh thank you, Bobby Bone show.
Lunchbox is still sick. We think it's the last day.
But here's Eddie Phil again for Lunchbox.

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
A fifty six year old man calls nine one one
because he's fighting with his neighbors.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
So you need to come over here and settle this dispute.
Cops show up.

Speaker 6 (01:05:08):
The cops start doing the little investigation, interviewing here, interviewing there.
He says, no, no, no, no, no, you need to
ask him this question. Cops please, guy, sir, will you
please step back? He said, you know what, he calls
nine one one on the cops. Way, no way, they
are not conducting this investigation. Well, that was the first
of it. Cops leave, they said this is done. We're
not going to do anything here.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
They leave.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
For the next two days, the same man calls nine
to one one for two days straight.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Are you going to come back? We're still fighting. He's
not drunk for three days though.

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
Maybe he gets arrested for miss use of nine to
one one for two days straight.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Hilarious that he calls nine to one on nine to
one on the cops are there?

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Not hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
It's funny to hear the story. I don't want that
to happen it. That's that's pretty wild.

Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
I'm like, hey, can I could get someone different?

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
You send me like a.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
Dud I need a new one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
All right, that's your bonehead story of the day. My
Scooba Steve is walking towards the studio. It's time.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
The power Ball one point five billion dollars tonight?

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Is this the biggest ever one point five billion?

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
I believe it's somewhere in the top two that's ever happened.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Third, do you believe wrong? I believe wrong, But it's
in the top one point five billion, So I'm taking it.
We didn't win.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
We didn't know we won twelve dollars though, which I
can reinvest. Well, I would say we probably didn't win
twelve dollars. No, we lost probably a round eighty something dollars. Yeah, yeah,
we didn't. We didn't win.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
So do we just keep wasting our money?

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
Yeah, sounds like it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
It's a go, It's a golden ticket. And now what
I've done is I've taken our money.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Because I've always done the multiplier and double play, which
is like less than our numbers in the pot. I've
now taken it and put it all towards the numbers.
So now when you buy twenty dollars, you get ten
numbers versus five numbers.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Okay, I hear you, But do we win less? If
we do win, no, you're still in the same amount.
Then why would we be multiplying then?

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Well, because in the past the numbers are, the winning
amount has been under a billion dollars, and so my
thinking is, hey, if we get five numbers right, we
could still win one million times whatever the amount is.
Or there's a double multiplier, So.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
You're playing the multipliers if we win like five thousand
or ten thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Yes, but now that we're at the big amount, we're
just putting our money and all our chips into the
big amount.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
It seems like I would do the opposite if I
were being a bit conservative with something that is not
a conservative play like, I feels like I would still
do the multiplier because I would be hoping the odds
of winning ten thousand dollars more than the one point
five to five billion.

Speaker 1 (01:07:29):
Oh so I guess, so should we do like a
group thing here and figure that out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
You're the leader? Okay, it's Scuba's lucky balls, so.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
Yeah, I really have no opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Okay, how much it's twenty bucks to buy in.

Speaker 5 (01:07:40):
Twenty bucks a games such anywayte up money?

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Which dollars but it's just seventy fourth time. Yes, I'm
gonna do it. I'm in, but it's so dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
I'm in. Okay, let's do it who else is in?
We need more numbers.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
I can't be left out. I have to be that's
the point, Like I can't. I got left out for
too much of my early life. I can't be left
out for anything now.

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
That's what it is, Amy, what I'm in for twenty
or do we should we do more?

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
You can fund the fund the whole thing for us,
that'd be nice.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
Good.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Yeah, Okay, we'll send you the money. What I like
about Scooba is if I don't send him that money,
he texts me, hey, got your money. He's like he's
a bookie, like he's gonna bust my knee caps if
I don't send it to him. Yeah, all right, Scooba,
we're in. We'll try to win that money. It's tonight tonight,
one point five billion. Are you gonna text lunchbox?

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:08:26):
I will.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
How funny if he didn't get in and we won,
because that's what he hasn't been working over a week.

Speaker 6 (01:08:31):
I mean he is kind of greedy, Like by adding him,
are we kind of like lessening our chances?

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Well, no, because we're upping the tickets. Okay, And but
I'm talking about like grammatically, Yeah, I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Karma.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
Yeah, but isn't it bad karma to leave him out?

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
Okay, throw it back to you, all right, Thank you, enjoy.
We think Lunchbox be back tomorrow. We'll see, we'll see. Buy.
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