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Lunchbox shares an update about his roof! Find out if he finally got it fixed...Then, we hear from a listener who was two numbers away from winning the Powerball jackpot. We started to discuss times when we were so close to winning something huge. Hear what they were! Plus, we play 'Never Gonna Get It.' Find out what two-thirds of Americans keep in their cars. Can you guess it correctly?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He Welcome to Monday Show. Hope you had a great
weekend morning studio morning. Okay, we're gonna go, and here's
the question nobody answers here this morning. What was your
first job? First job? You get a paycheck for your

(00:21):
first job ever. We're gonna go to our video producer, Eddie. Eddie,
your first job. My first job was a lifeguard and
this was right out of high school. My first paycheck.
You know what I did with my first paycheck that
I got. I went and bought a guitar. Wow, dude,
it was like three It was like two hundred and
eighty five dollars and I bought a three hundred dollar guitar.
My parents like, you spent all your paycheck? How long

(00:42):
did you have that guitar? Oh? All the way through college?
Was it your first ever guitar? It was my second
guitar that but it's the first time I bought with
my own money. And you know what I did in college.
I was at a party, dude playing a song and
they were all like yeah, And I finished the song
and I threw with a guitar. I thought someone was
gonna catch it. No one caught it. Boo. You hit
the ground broke. Did you fix it or was it dead? Then?

(01:02):
It was Dad, It's done. I mean I hung it
up on my wall all broken. You know it's like
but really it was like no one caught that guitar.
Did your wife meet you in a part of your
life a season where you were playing guitar at parties? Oh? Yeah, Man,
South five jar Island, dude. January fourth, it was the
Independence day. I had all my friends there were jam
January fourth, July four. Sorry, guys, hey, I was by

(01:23):
a campfire playing the guitar and my wife loved it.
What song do you think you sing? She liked it
when I sang Dave Matthews Band. It was called gosh.
What was that song? I don't remember, but there's a
part where I go real high and she's just like, oh,
will you play that song again? Dan? Yeah, dude, I
had trying to get shut out at the gull If
I bring the guitar out while she's cooking dinner, She's like, wait,

(01:44):
can we put the radio on lunchbox over to you?
What was your first ever job? Oh? It was easy.
I was a bagger at the grocery store Randalls because
I was fifteen years old, and I told my parents,
can't wait till you buy me a car. When I
turned sixteen, my dad looked at me and said, you
better get a job, son. So I went to the
grocery store and I had to wear a special white
shirt to let everybody know that I was not sixteen,

(02:05):
that I couldn't do certain things like the bailer take
the trash out. I had, could only back groceries, and
I was only worked, allowed to work certain hours. And
I worked and worked in work, and then a week
before my sixteenth birthday, I bought me in nineteen eighty
five Mazda RX seven, no power steering, no AC awesome.
I had to work with x's on your hand basically. Basically,

(02:27):
it was so embarrassing because I had the white shirt
and everybody else had a normal blue shirt for Randall's,
and everybody like, oh, why do you wear the white shirt?
I'm only fifteen, like I'm manager. But it was great.
They'd be like, hey, can you go take this to
the track up? Not allowed to I'm fifteen, you showed them,
but yeah, And let me tell you. There was one
girl that I stayed at the end of her register
and just trying to hook up, did it? No? I

(02:47):
never got her name was Beatrice. She was a swimmer.
She was from another country and she drove a Toyota
tour cell. Never forget it. Was she older? Yeah, yeah,
she was like nineteen. She flirted, but we never go
out there. But did you get anywhere? Nah? Near ain't
got her number, man, Amy, Your first job ever, my
first job where I got a real legit paycheck was

(03:09):
a hostess at lone Star cafe. And did you want
to be a waiter? Waitress? I never made it to server,
but I was a pretty good hostess. Did you get
tipped occasionally? But not? It wasn't a requirement from the servers.
I mean maybe sometimes it would be. I meant like
the people. Did anybody slide you five oh to get

(03:31):
sat somewhere? Specific? Anything? Yeah? No, I definitely got tips,
but I wouldn't do anything shady. If I would double
seat my waiters, I would get in so much trouble.
So we tried to avoid that at all costs. Were
you a one like one stand on or one hostess
because we had two for the most part. If it
was busy on a Friday and Saturday or Sunday brunch

(03:51):
because there were so many people. One would take one,
one would talk to the next one, they take it.
It was a revolver. Yeah, a good point. I mean
it would depend on which shift I was working. And
we also are responsible for rolling somewhere. I hated rolling somwhere.
It was the worst. I had to do that too.
All right, Ray set me up Buddy from Mountain Pine
in Arkansas. He's heard daily by the masses, but you
wouldn't recognize him without his glasses. Bobby Bones. Yeah, that's good,

(04:13):
thank you. That's a good one. Um. So, my first
job ever was working in a firework stand. My one
of my neighbors had a small fireworks stand. But I
worked in the fireworks stand enough one summer to buy
a lawnmower, so then I could go and hustle yards
all fall and all the next year. So I worked

(04:34):
to buy a lawnmower. How boring does that sound as
a kid, Yeah, that's terrible. But I knew what You
worked in a fireworks stand, that's amazing. Yeah, but I
didn't get to do anything cool. It was a small
stand on the side of the road. But you knew
of the black cats. Yeah, two for one by one
game mostly the helper of the person that was working
in Wow. So I did that, made enough money by
a lawn Moore, bought the lawn Moore then made enough
money to buy school clothes. Yeah. None of that sounds

(04:57):
fun though, man, But learn to hustle. And I'm still
out every Saturday mow yards knocking on doors. Bill today
today fifty dollars sir, you guys send it, We read it.
It's the mail bag. Something we call hello, Bobby bones.

(05:18):
My daughter is turning one next month. My wife wants
us through a big party to celebrate. We priced at
the party would cost us hundreds of dollars. That includes food, drinks, cake,
new clothes for a special day, a balloon, arch party props,
plus renting an Elmo costume that she wants Metaware. Don't
even me started on that. I love my daughter, but
she's not gonna remember any of this, Honestly, who is

(05:39):
the party really? Four? I say we get a cake,
sing happy birthday and call it a day. Whose team
are you on? Team party or team save the money?
What's your advice? Signed frugal Fred Eddie got four kids.
This is such a dad message like this was me
the first five years of all my kids life. Why
are we spending so much money? They're going to remember this?

(06:01):
But you know what, they only turn one once. I
mean it is for you, it's not for the kid.
They're not gonna remember anything. They're one years old. So
just you know, I think there's a middle ground here.
Make it fun for the kid. Why not dressed like Elmo?
I think that's fun. I think the kid will be like,
oh that's cute Elmo, or be scared. But look, don't
spend that much money. The kid's really not going to
remember this. True, but pictures now are in a lot

(06:25):
of ways currency it's value. This is you on your
one year old. I agree. I don't think you should
go all in life. I don't go broke for this,
but I think you can probably cut a couple of things.
But it's also very important to your wife. Let's not
forget that. Yeah, it's very important to the wife to
be able to celebrate this, even if the kid doesn't remember,
so as much as you're going, well, the kid won't remember,
but the wife will and it's important to her. And
don't we try to prioritize our partners and we have

(06:47):
to pick and choose a lot of times, happy wife,
happy life. So I say you can actually make it
a win for her while you taking a little bit
of liberty and tremming some of it. Get the Elmo costumes,
maybe you don't get the arch, get rid of the arch.
There a couple of things, but I think you go
to her to remember it's all about the communication. You

(07:08):
can communicate the same exact thing, but it's how you
communicate it if it's gonna get done or not. You
go to your wife and you go, you know what,
I was wrong for not wanting the birthday party. You're right.
My friends Bobby and Eddie don't even say you hear
it from the show, just say we were talking and
they think I'm being an idiot for not wanting to
have a one year old or one one year old
birthday party. So I do want to do it. You're

(07:29):
absolutely right. Can we just not get the arch? Everything
else is great. I just feel like the arch is
a little over the top, because yes, a one year
old is not gonna remember a birthday party, and yes,
you know what, it's pretty stupid. It's pretty dumb. But
that's just dumb to you it's not dumb to her. Yeah,
because I feel like she's gonna be like, but the
arch is gonna look so good in all the pictures. No,
I mean all of it. You got to talk her

(07:50):
down from a couple of these things. Say yes to Elmo,
because that's huge. Say yes, and you'll even wear the
costume for sure. Absolutely, I want to wear the costume.
I won't be in there all day, but I'll wear
the costume. It'd be great. But just trend back a
couple things, but presented as you were wrong. But the
budget is the only thing that makes you really uncomfortable.
Can we cut back a couple of things? And I
do think she'll accept that and you guys will move along.
But then always hold You can hold this for something

(08:11):
that you want later Ammo literal amo no, no, Like
you know, I thought you want to love. Not really,
I wouldn't say leverage. But it's the next time there's
something trivial like this for you. It's like she's like,
I don't think you should go play golf at one.
We gotta be here at four. It's like I feel you,
but I dress his Elmo. Do you remember that? And
then you have the picture, so give me to give

(08:32):
me this. So that's all I'm saying. I think it works.
Just trend back a little bit for the budget where
the Elmo costume she wins. Sometimes you gotta suck it up.
And I'm sure you're one. Your kid when he's eighteen. Well,
I think it's interesting they had a one year old
boathday party and remember this. But you're not alone like
every dad does this. Frugal Fred, thank you for your email.

(08:53):
You're gonna have to take the l on this, but
don't take the l as hard. Save a little money
on it. Thank you. That's the mail back. The question
is two thirds of Americans keep one of these in
their cars. Think about that. Two thirds of Americans keep
one of these in their cars. Good. Yeah, let's go
to Katie. Katie, welcome to never gonna get it because

(09:15):
you're never gone. I get it. Oh, never I gone.
I get it. Katie. How are you? I'm good? How
are you doing? Pretty good? Now you get a chance
to answer. At first, it's gonna be hard to get it.
But if you miss it, that's okay. You got two
other options here. The question is, okay, two thirds of
Americans keep one of these in their cars. What is it?

(09:37):
What do you think they're I'm not sure. Two thirds
of Americans keep one of these in their car. Yeah,
it's a hard question. That's why we say you're never
gonna get it, so you can just throw something out there.
How about sunglasses? Sunglasses? That's a great ges Now that's
not right, that's a great guess. But she's never gonna

(10:00):
get it, you know. So okay, oh for one, get
three shots here, Katie. You can decide. If anyone at
these four get it right, you're gonna win. But you
have to pick one Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie or Morgan? Which
one would you like to represent you? Do you guys
feel good? Or I feel good? Okay? Okay, all right,

(10:21):
which one would you like to represent you? Katie? If
they get it, you get it. I'm gonna pick for Morgan. Okay, Morgan.
Two thirds of Americans keep one of these in their cars. Yeah.
I got a few things written down, so I was
trying to decide between them. But I'm going between a
charger or snacks, because you know, parents keep snacks in

(10:41):
their car for their kids. Everybody likes to have a charger.
The phone to be charged. I feel like charger is
more logical. I'm going charger. Well, I might think of
the cars have chargers like a plug, like can plug
in charge your Yeah, I think more people than two thirds,
I don't. I think only new cars have those. Yeah,

(11:01):
two thirds of Americans keep one of these in their cars. Morgans,
that's charger. It is not charger. Okay, now we're down
to the final final shot here. So Katie, mo're gonna know.
You can write your other answer down if you want.
You're gonna be back in it here. You can do
that one or a different one. Don't care, o, Katie.
Here's where it gets down to the nitty gritty. You
have four players here. You can pick that any of

(11:23):
them get it, or that none of them get it.
So if you think any of them get it, if
any of the four get it, you win, or you
can go none of them get it, and if any
of them get it, you lose. Now here's what you're
planning for today. Some crap from the back ray. What's
on the list of crap from the back for Katie?
Blank slate game, A Tricia Yearwood cookbook, John Pardy CD,

(11:44):
and a Mitchell Tenpenny hat. Wow, that is some crap,
some good crap. Okay, a lot of crap. Which would
you like to go with, Katie that you think one
of them will get it or one of them won't
get it. I think I'm gonna go with it. None
of them will get it. You're a losers for the confidence.
So if and if you get it, she loses. Yeah,

(12:04):
and we get to keep all that crap. Yeah, I
call the hat. Two thirds of Americans keep one of
these in their cars. What is it? Amy hand sanitizer.
It's a little bottle. That's wrong. That's wrong, Eddie. Can
I ask a question? When was this survey down? What

(12:25):
are you talking about it? It's not hard question. Recently
you cannot ask a question. What's the answer? Ye? He said? Recently? Sure,
give me COVID mass Okay. I when I let you
sit there on that one, Morgan, Oh, that's a good question.
I see why you guys say, hey, guys, I'm smart.
All right, a flashlight? You get strained and you might

(12:45):
need a flashlight. It's wrong on like survival over here?
How do you feel over there? Lunchy good? I love
it when you call them that two thirds of Americans
keep one of these in their cars. What do you have? Well,
I had to scratch one out because I don't think
you would have that at this time in the morning,
so that answer wouldn't be it what it makes no sense,

(13:10):
But go ahead, know what I'm saying, it's all the time.
It's not morning or day. But anyway I'm saying it
don't not be that because it's in the morning. We
wouldn't say that with kids. Yeah, okay, go ahead. So
I went with umbrella. That's a good guess. So we
have umbrella and COVID masks. Yeah. And with Eddie's question,
I think he might be right because an umbrella a

(13:30):
lot of people. The only time you need an umbrella
you can leave it in the house. So I think
Eddie is what do you want to change your answer?
No, no no, no, I'm saying it was a good answer,
and I liked your question about when was this survey
take I was terrible, terrible Colorado, Katie. You're still there. Yes,
I'm still hurt. So you've said that they won't get
it right now, I will give you the option to flip,

(13:51):
and if you think one of them is right, you
can then flip to you think one that they're right,
one of them got it right, or you can stay
with you think they all got it wrong. I'm let
to stay what they all got it wrong? Oh? You
just lost. You don't like the answers? Wow? What did
you not? You didn't like our others? No respect, lunchbox.
Your answer, it's not right, umbrella is not right. I
didn't need let him answer. Why would you say? Did

(14:12):
you think it was? And you yelled I got it
well because the other one. I can't say so you
think that's it, but you knew that wasn't it too?
So that I don't know. It's not right. You may
change the answer because that one will. No, I did
not change it right now what I thought it was,
it doesn't matter. It's not right. You sure, yes, what's
to start with? See? Okay, No, it's not so Eddie.

(14:34):
Your answer is mask Yeah, man, come on, if you
missed it, she wins. You got it right now when
you said it. I mean I don't want her to lose,
but I also want to get this right. When you
said it, I felt it. Two thirds of Americans keep
one of these in their cars. The answer is a weapon,
either pepper spray or Katie, you win the crap from

(14:57):
the back. How exciting? Send her that craft. Faith in
this though, I'm like, how, oh you're mad at everyone?
A weapon Eddie, that works too, Pepper mom brace driver.
He congratulations, thank you for listening. It's time for the

(15:20):
good news. Good. A year and a half ago, Isaiah
heard a noise coming from the basement of his Colorado home.
He went to investigate. In the basement, he found his
autistic son Jude, playing an old keyboard that they had
stored down there. Despite never having a single lesson, Jude
was pretty good, which is that's that's crazy. He has

(15:43):
like this talent in him. And so Isaiah bought us
on a better keyboard. And now the eleven year old
is the lead keyboardist in church. Come on. And he
is not the greatest communicator that's said about him yet,
but he's getting a lot better and he's now viral
on YouTube and TikTok. And so here's a story of

(16:04):
a kid who had a lot of trouble expressing himself,
but now through music is actually really good and it's
found a passion. And so there's a local piano tuner
in town and he's like, wow, I think I can
help this kid. And so he bought a grand piano
with some money that he inherited from his father. He
spent fifteen thousand bucks on this piano, gave it to Jude,

(16:24):
and then goes and tunes it every single month, and
then also helps him get lessons for almost free, sometimes
for free sometimes, but he walks with people because he's
a piano tuner. And the family's like, wow, out of
know where this happened. And the guy he's just like, man,
I'm able to help, and people help me, so why
wouldn't I help. It's just a really great story. Here's

(16:46):
a clip of Isaiah the dad saying, they're super thankful
for someone just loving a son like that, somebody to
just love be your son, like dad, by making sure
that his future he's secured. We are super tentful. A
great story. That's so cool. That's what this whole segment's
all about. That's what it's all about. Right there. That
was tell me something good to do. The job that

(17:08):
Raymundo does, you have to kind of be cool, calm
and collected all the time. He runs all the audio.
He's here every morning to turn the show on. He's
here when the show goes off, and he's the guy
that's got to be just even killed the whole time
because things can go wrong. That'd being said apparently had
a meltdown. I've never seen Ray have a miltown. Do
you know about this? Was he texted me at one

(17:29):
o'clock in the morning, I don't think so he didn't
text me either. Ray, would you like to tell me
you're a version of this? Because I've been hit up
by like three people. Yeah, this is really embarrassing. This
is a bad one. I came to work and I
go to put our little keycard at the door, and
I guess, for whatever reason, I left my card at home.
I misplaced my key card. That's the time, like one
thirty in the morning, and so that's the only way

(17:51):
to get in the building. There's no other way to
do it. So I pulled through my albut I'm like
ripping apart my car or looking through my wall. I've
never lost my key card before. So I just started
frankly texting people. Why at one thirty Because you could
have stayed in your car for a couple hours, gone home,
gone home. You didn't need to You don't need to
be here until really four or fifteen? Right, I needed
to get in the building, thought again, you really don't

(18:12):
need you don't really need to be here till four fifteen. No, no, no,
I really needed to get in at that. What do
you do at one thirty when you get here just audio,
when nobody's talking, when it's perfectly quiet. Do you ever
go back to sleep here? Yeah? All the time? That
is crazy? So why not just go to sleep in
your car? Because you start texting people on the show
who aren't up either, grect I did show in my
car for a little bit. Then I'm like, I gotta
start firing all these texts offt people. Anybody wake up

(18:35):
from these yeah years? Well yeah, and it's like, hey,
I need to get in the building. Can you bring
me your card? I just turned it back over on.
There's no way he expects me to get out of
bed and come. And I guess he texted other people,
called other people and like, did you see it? Did
you wake up? Okay, you didn't text me, right, no, Eddie,
did you see it? Not a text? But did you
get you didn't get in the morning either, see it?

(18:56):
Did you have a reason you went to lunchbox and
Mike First. These are the people I thought maybe with kids,
they're used to getting up, their phones are on, they
have elderly parents. I don't know. He doesn't have a kid.
He hasn't, and I think he did closest to the station.
I think he was trying to go like proximity. Who
could get him in the building the fastest because he
needed to be in there at one thirty in the morning.
One crazy, he doesn't need to be once more. So

(19:17):
who ended up answering? So it is Kevin. Everybody answered
eventually within an hour, but Kevin was the first one
and he was on the spot in like twenty minutes.
So kick off. Kevin works in the studio next to
this who's editing audio? He shows up. I'd have been
so it's so mad to get out of bed. Was
he in a good mood? Now? He was fine. Yeah,
we're used to getting up for this job. I don't
want to thirty were not true? So he lets you in.

(19:39):
Does he go home after that? Yeah? He went home
and went to bed. That's crazy. Got up to do
as soon as you got in? What'd you do? Side relief?
I'm so happy to be and then what you go
back to bed tooking that. No, that I'm doing my stuff.
I'm like, screw the gym. I'm not leaving this building today.
I'm in it. So sometimes you get here and then
leave again. Yeah, all the time work out and so
he doesn't need to do any of day, go to

(20:00):
the gym. Okay. So then I hear there's another development. Yes,
And then around like six thirty seven in the morning
during a commercially goes, who just who put this key
card in my wallet? Did you guys just put this
key card? Who did that? He thought someone had taken
his keycard and then snuck it back into his wallet.
It was in his wallet the whole freaking time. No,

(20:22):
it was in there. He's like, I don't know, I've
never seen this pocket in my wallet. Who did that? Yeah,
it's almost impossible to explain. But apparently I have a
secret wallet pocket that I never knew about. And so
I was trying to find a twenty dollar bill for
Kevin to give it to him be like, hey, thank
you so much. So because of that, I kind of
pushed my wallet a direction I never pushed it, and
all of a sudden, there's a secret compartment. How did
it get in there? But the keycard was there all along,

(20:44):
I know, But how did it get Who did that?
It was mere compartment. The key card never left my wall,
So why didn't it work that time? You got to
now take these key cards out, they don't work, see
through the water. So it was in your wallet the
whole entire time. I thought somebody's trying to screw with me.
But it was always there in a little secret shelf
that I never even knew about. Oh that stinks. Stinks

(21:06):
for Kevin. You know, you learn from every situation, or
at least you can. You have the opportunity too. And Ray,
why don't you take away from this seat? You don't
need to be here at one thirty. No, he just
lives his life less stress, more life. He's a stress ball.
He is a stress ball. One time I had to
call like basically roadside assistance or a tow truck. I'm
not sure you just called broken down the side of
the road. I couldn't get the car to go. I
was in a parking lot. I couldn't get a car

(21:27):
to go. I could get the car to go, tried everything, nothing.
I don't know any about cars, nothing. I know nothing
about cars, and so I call and it's gonna be
forty minutes, okay. I just sit and wait and wait
and wait, and finally they show up like an hour later,
and I'm like, I can't get it to start. I
can't get it to go. And the guy gets in.
He goes, oh, here's your problem, and then he puts
it in park and goes, he boom, stop it. Oh
my goodness. Do you feel like it just a dummy? Yeah,

(21:51):
I feel like an idiot, Like a complete idiot. He
literally just put it in part because I had it
in like drive with it not on. You can't do
that because I probably stopped in the parking lot, just
took to turn it off and took the key out
while I was still in drive. And it's not gonna roll.
It's not neutral, and so it wouldn't start obviously because
it's in drive, and I just couldn't figure it. I
got under the hood. I don't know what's under the hood.

(22:12):
I got under the hood just to see you're just
looking at it and broken. I like, you're tapping thing.
Oh my god. And then he put it in drive
and had to pay him like eighty bucks for the time,
and off I went. And then I'm telling it, hit
a curb driving off. Oh my goodness, they love you
the whole way the Whoway. It was so stupid. Ray,
What did you learn from this? I got the key
card and I got a secret compartment in the wallet. No, no, no,

(22:33):
you don't have to be at work that around, you know.
If that's what he's at least taking something away from it. Fun.
That's a funny story. Thanks for sharing it. On the phone,
Jason in Alabama, Jason, what's up, buddy, Hey Bobby, good
morning studio morning. I need your help and I possibly
need the help of a B team. All right, I'm

(22:56):
trying to plan an anniversary get from my wife. Our
anniversary is March twenty first. She's always one of the
French bulldog. I can't. I'm trying to make this a
surprise for her, So I can't. I don't have social
media some more people I text and all that stuff.
She has access to all of my text messages and

(23:16):
all of that stuff. So number one, get a murder. Yeah,
go ahead, that could work. I've been sending some emails.
She doesn't have access to that, but every email seems
like a scam. People are asking me to send them
money and they'll ship me a dog. Well Amy trying
to buy a cat. I got scammed. Yeah, and then
had we not come on the show and been like,

(23:37):
we know it's a scam, we're coming after you. She
never got a money back, and luckily they sent it
back and it was all in like yen or something,
but she got it. Okay, go ahead. That's what I'm
trying to avoid. I know there has to be some
B team members out there who maybe breed French bulldogs
or know somebody who does. Let me say, that's good.

(23:57):
I hear you, absolutely, And I have a bulldog having
American bullet now have an English bulldog. I don't even
know because I'm not a bulldog guy. And I love
my Stanley the bulldog. And I got him and he
was sick when I got him. And when I got him,
they were like, you're gonna have a lot of surgeries
up front. Are you sure that you can take this dog? Absolutely,
let's go. Luckily I'm gonna play financially, where I was like, yeah,

(24:18):
let's get he's my Stanley had eleven surgeries at this point,
He's almost three. Think about that eleven surgeries at almost
three that's a little more than normal. But Jason, if
I'm being honest with you, first of all, I wouldn't
go to a breeder. Second of all, I wouldn't get
a bulldog because as cute as they are, they are
so they're they're so sick. They shouldn't exist in the

(24:41):
fact that they're they're just inbred animal. They're so cute,
and Stanley's awesome, and I love him and I'm so
happy I have him. I'm so happy as able to
give him a good life. But they shouldn't make these
dogs because they're sick. The whole time. I feel bad
for Stanley. His life expectancy's like nine. It makes me
sad to look at him because I'm like, he's like
my best buddy. I mean, I give him nicknames fat
say Jack Patrick Swayze, Oh that's a good one, Forest, plump,

(25:06):
come on. And so I'm hanging out with them and
I'm like, hey, John Lardy and he's likes and I
just love them so much. But they're very, very difficult,
and you need extra money to take care of them. Now,
if she just must have it, I'm not gonna try
to convince you know what you want, you know what
she wants. You gonna do what you're gonna do, and

(25:27):
just be ready because they're very, very difficult. That being said,
let's say somebody has a French bulldog. They're very expensive too.
Are these the ones that Lady Gaga got shot over? Okay?
They're hurt dog walker right? No more soapbox from me,
because I love my bulldog. He's Jess in a cone
every four or five months. You need one? Okay, what

(25:48):
do you what would you like to happen? How can
we help you? If any B Team listeners are out
there and could help. Oh, maybe someone has a French
bulldog rescue? There are French bulldog Excuse have you looked there,
Jason not, I haven't found any anywhere remotely clothed Auburn, Alabama.
Well you may have to drive to drive, yeah, because

(26:10):
they're gonna be expensive dogs. Anyway, Okay, give us an
email address or something, because I'm happy to try to
help you here. Now that I've done my ted talk,
I'm happy to help you here. Okay. Yeah, I don't
know what to do, like, how do we how do
people contact you? I can't give you my email address.
You're gonna say it on the air. Yeah, as long
as you want to say it on the air, have

(26:30):
at it. I mean you can't if you just give
it to me. I don't know what I'm gonna do
with it. It just needs to be If you want
to say it on the air and have listeners send
you a note, that's fine. But you're probably gonna get
a lot of different weird emails. But you could actually
get one with a French bulldog. Yeah. I don't think
I'm willing to take that risk. No, just do it. Yeah,
I would just do it. Im it's you're not gonna

(26:52):
get scam. Yeah, nobody's gonna send you, well, just spam
to pay attention. Do you have it like a secondary email? Jason? Uh, yes,
I actually do. Okay, give that one out and then
we will we'll put it on the air and listeners.
I'm sure a listener somewhere will have a French bulldog.

(27:12):
All right, it is already Loverboys sixty nine. It's like,
go ahead, that is not it. I promise it is. J.
It is Jason J. A. S. O. N. The letter T,
last name keene k E E N E at gmail
dot com. Okay, say it one more time. J A.

(27:34):
S O N T K E E N E at
gmail dot com. Good luck to you, my friend. I
would encourage you to be prepared, have your wallet ready,
because it is going to be expensive. They expensive to buy,
expensive to keep up with, just expensive. I will never
get another bulldog. We almost took a rescue bulldog like recently, Yeah,

(27:58):
just to just to keep for a while until we
got a home for it. And luckily somebody grabbed before
us because we were about to because the poor guy.
They've just been through a lot and they just they're
very We now are conditioned to always look at in
their eyes for crud, in their ears for infections, all
the surgeries. Yeah, Jason, that does Jason's wife listen to
the show, So she can't be listening right now. And

(28:22):
I've never known her to go back and listen to
anything that she didn't get to listen to in the car.
She's at work right now and she's a nurse and
she'd better not be listening because she's got to save
lives right now. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, it's important. I'm
just you know, he's trying to surprise her at all Jason,
I like you, good luck, and I hope you find
her an awesome dog and hope you give a dog.
You're really great home. Thank you so much. Appreciate you guys.

(28:43):
All right, Buddy byeye Eddie, I really thought as I
was reading some of the new names that I call
Stanley that John Lardie would get a better reaction. It
didn't party, its party and I get it now, but
at the time I had to think about it. Yeah,
so I'm gonna eliminate that then, because Eddie was like
Forest Plump. I love though John Lardie, I was like,
sometimes you have to work jokes out and they haven't work. Yeah,
but Amy and Lunchbox interact react to any of them.

(29:05):
I've heard that he's done some of these before. That's
why it's like, okay, cool Forrest. What is it that
I appreciate that this is from Javier in Austin, Texas.
I just wanted to see any updates on lunchboxes claim
and roof situation. Also, I wanted to say that Lunchbox
is the Ben Stiller of iHeart Radio and I love

(29:27):
his cringe moments. I can't stop watching him. Thank you.
All I do is when he loves you. He loves
to cringe. Great call. Yeah, and I cringe too, but
it's in the best way. Like I think it's a
positive cringe. People. A lot of people attack you. I
like people love you. It's you're very polarizing, but what
you do is awesome for the show, right everybody. Yeah,

(29:49):
And as much as we fight, if we actually didn't
like if a lunchbox and he didn't actually like each other,
neither one of them would be or one. I would
kill one of them or fire one of them because
we can't keep that. But and it'd be Eddie because
I've been absolutely well, doesn't matter, but yeah, I'm more important. Okay,
what do you sure? But so it's all even when
we fight, it's all like genuine like friendship. And we

(30:10):
do not get along sometimes, even Eddie. I don't even
Amy and I don't get long sometimes. So everybody that's like, man,
what do you keep him on the show? I hate him?
I get it, But he actually fills that role pretty good.
I mean he creates the role. It's the cringe role.
What do you want to say to that crunchy I'd
like to say that my roof is fixed. It is yeah,
all the way breaking news. Yeah, we didn't know this well,

(30:32):
I mean I told you I had a yeah, but
he didn't tell some was done. Well, you got over
the over the break go ahead. So I brought roofers out.
I brought three or four roofers out. Got different estimates
because Amy always says, don't go with the first one,
and they fixed my rule. She doesn't say don't go
with the first one. She says, don't only listen to one,
like get a second and third. You can go with

(30:54):
the first one. Oh my gosh. Okay, Well I had
three or four come out, got some master mints and
boom picked one and it took about two weeks. But
no holes in the roof. They're shingles on the roof.
And let me tell you, it's kind of toasty in
my house now because the heat actually works. Yeah. So

(31:14):
which one did you go with? One, two, three, or four?
I was number two? So did number two give a
better deal than number one? Or did it? Does not
go with number one? No, number two just was cheaper
and do better job. I don't know if they're doing
it better. How would I know when? Because I didn't
have number one to do a job. They were like,
it doesn't matter. Thank you. I'm glad that the quote
was cheaper. So guess what, I didn't have to spend
all the insurance money. Oh boy, he thank final. Let's

(31:43):
just say, hey, thank a little two K in my pocket.
Two ko? Okay, I have nothing to do with this,
No Amy, What's coming up in the pile next? Well,
I have the latest must have accessory for some people.
I want to see if you would carry it, Bobby.
And then a simple thing you can do out in
your yard. It's going to improve your mental health. And
then something an artist did to stand apart from the

(32:06):
rest and it worked. You're Amy's pile of stories. How
do you feel about going back to the old fashioned
flip phone? I have friends that do it. I have
one friend that does it probably half the year two
and they do it because they feel like they are
getting a little too obsessed with their iPhone and they

(32:28):
spend way too much time on it, and they have
the wherewithal to go. I'm not gonna stop if I
have this, so I'm gonna pull back. And I do
this with food because I can't I eat everything if
it's in all sugar. So I will keep sweets out
of my refrigerator in general. So for that reason, I'm
good with it. But I hate it. I'd never do
it me personally, never, I hate. I need my phone

(32:49):
all the time. I need to have. I hug it
when I sleep. Oh yes, well, gen Z women, the
latest must have accessory for a night out on the
town is yeah, the old humble flip phone. If it's
a burner phone, that's different. If I need to do
some illegal stuff, no, oh, it's not a burner. It
just allows them for more connection with the people that
they're with. But also it prevents them from any posts

(33:12):
if they're a little tipsy and drinking and they end
up throwing something on social they don't want to, or
sending text to people that they don't want to and
stuff like that. It prevents that. Galaxies flip phone, which
I talked about, is awesome because it's a flip but
it has everything flip it's got all the ads. That's
not what they're talking about. Yeah, and then it fires
me up. This segment fires me up. And then a

(33:33):
flip phone, though in general, like the old school flip phones,
you can't hold down on a text message to do haha.
I need that, you know, we can do haha or
heart or thumbs up. I need that? Why? Because that's
so much communication so quickly. That saves me talking from
going hha, how'd you go through? That's how fish and
I am. Well. Some of the younger kids, even high schoolers,
are wanting to start to switch to the flip phone,

(33:54):
but parents aren't liking it because they can't track their kids.
True if it's for a reason, because it's keeping you
from doing things that you shouldn't be doing, either because
it's bad for you or because you're so consumed. Great,
I love the flotphone idea, but that's stupid. How do
you feel about horse and buggy? To work? Amy? Same? Okay?
What else? Okay? A new study from University of Colorado,
Boulder found that gardening has a huge physical and mental

(34:18):
effect on us. Like so many benefits, researchers say that
it helps reduce the risk of cancer, improve your mental health.
And if you don't have space for a garden where
you live, there's community gardens where you could go pitch in,
get your hands dirty, work with your neighbors, grow some food.
There's something about taking care of things and cultivating things,
and Eddie's like our plant guy. Yeah I am. I
don't garden. I don't have like, you know, fruits and

(34:40):
stuff outside, but I do have lots of plants in
my house. I imagine if you garden with the folotphone, Wow,
healthy that would be and go to work in a
buggy making that's called amish and gardening. I think it's
just anything to slow you down and focus you on
something that's not electronic. Like I don't think it has
to be gardening. I think that's probably one of the best,

(35:02):
but it could be anything that's natural like that. It
could be bird watching, even a Yeah, it's about medication,
it's a you know, and that's something that I think
I'll get into in a few years and go why
didn't I do that fifteen years ago? But I struggle
with slowing everything down, and I try. My wife has
like a meditation app and it's not like meditation like
from the hills of the Himalayas. It's just like a

(35:24):
woman going, hey, we're gonna focus on this and okay, feet,
hands done, but focus on this day, on this, and
then you slowly remove all the outside and you can
just kind of come to peace with not having to worry.
I'm really bad at it. My mind's always racing, but
I think I will get good at it at some
point and look back at today and go, why wasn't
I doing it then? Which makes it go. But then
I should just start now so I get ahead of it.

(35:45):
But then I'm on my phone, there's so much to do,
and I forget about it. You can just try it, though,
Like last night, I put on an eighteen minute meditation
and I probably only really focused on stuff with my
hand on my heart and remind myself that I am
safe for about you know, four of the eighteen minutes.
But I was still made myself sit there the whole
time trying you weren't safe. Minute five? What happened? No? No, no,

(36:06):
without my mind un she was burgery, No, without my
mind wandering to one hundred different things. I think a
lot of people hear the word meditation and they think
hippie dippy, me too. I did forever, but now it's
such a practical thing where really it's just the ability
to try to block out outside things for a little
bit while you can just kind of recompose, go fall asleep.

(36:29):
I feel like if sometimes I would fall asleep in
two seconds. We went to this place once I told you,
went to something called a sound bath, stupidest thing ever
heard of. And we went in and they like, then
you hit crystals and they make like pant out of
its pants and stuff. Yeah, go on, And I'm like,
this is it at all? And I fell asleep. Wow,
that's what your body needed. It was fifteen minutes long,
I think, if I'll say like minute three and apparently,

(36:49):
and I don't really snore, but I like breathe hard
and talk. And I was breathing hard and talking in
this class and Caitlin was like, too far for me
to hit me and she was like, I was so embarrassing.
That's hilarious. They're still talking about you over there. They
were like, and I'm like, I don't know, get on
the dinosaur man all right? What else? Oh? You know

(37:11):
Landy Wilson, she's got her song things a man outn't know? Yeah,
I know a few things a man old. Landy's been
blown up right, Yeah, it's been awesome. And she's been
known for wearing bell bottoms. It's her signature look and
she said she started doing it back in twenty and sixteen,
simply so she could stand apart from the rest of
the female singers in Nashville. And it worked. Like a

(37:32):
year later she got a publishing deal and yeah, she
is known as the bell Bottom Girl. And again she
was doing this way before it was hey, let's cultivate
a style because you're starting to make it. Like I
was again lucky enough to know Laney before anything, and
it was odd. People thought she was odd because she
was doing it, but it just shows you whatever you're doing.

(37:55):
When you start to make it, people didn't go, that's cool,
only because they're making it. So Andy's true. And she
used to go to these not vintage but like where
I came from. It was called a building's unlimited or
like a thrift story. Yeah, so we used to donate there.
We'd also buy a lot of clothes there too at
the same time. And so that's where she would go,
thrift stores to like make her look. And now I

(38:15):
think she's getting like really cool clothes out of it
because people are sending it to her because of her style.
That's all. It's great. I love to see somebody like
genuinely work hard and make it. I'm Amy, that's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news. I gotta tell you something a little bad

(38:36):
before we get to the good. There's this dog, Tucker,
and it was turned over to an animal rescue center
and Myrtle Beach called all about animals rescue. And he
had cigarette burns on him, a knife wound in his back.
All this abuse led him to being afraid of people,
stranger's children, cars, all the things, very skittish, so they

(38:57):
weren't really able to place him in a home. Tucker
was at the shelter for seven hundred days, so they
put out a plea on social media around Christmas time,
and on January third, somebody stepped up and they've officially
taken Tucker in. And the organization is like, oh man,
we're gonna miss him so much. We're so glad he's

(39:18):
in his forever home. That's awesome. Dogs absolutely can go.
They can be retrained, they can find a healthy place
for them. They always can't be completely fixed if they're broken,
but they always can be repaired to the point of

(39:39):
they can be happy and healthy. Yeah, there are some
dogs I do a lot with different either rescue groups
or we work very closely with a place that rescues
out dogs called Wagson Walks here in town. And even
though dogs that come in they're the worst, they can
always get better and you can always find a place
for them. Our dog was Ella, was very aggressive and

(40:02):
now she's amazing, Like I love her. She's she's kinder
than Fat Boy is where his bulldogs. He just is
what he is it she's just so loving. I just
encourage you guys to adopt a dog and then fix
it just like human we can. We can help try
to fix people too, and all the trauma they've had.

(40:24):
So I love that story. It's tough because some of
those dogs that have been fighting. Yeah, you really can't
just go okay, be around a three year old, right,
It has to be the right home. But there are
places that they can actually thrive. And I love that
somebody adopted it. And how awesome that shelter stuck with
him for seven hundred days and didn't put him down.
It's amazing. Sounds like a no kill shelter and stayed
with him the whole time. Love that that's amazing. I
love that. I love animal story. I love dogs. I

(40:46):
don't know there's a human get killed a movie than
the dog. I said it. I said it kill all
the humans and all the movies leave all the dogs.
All right, That's that's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good. Over to Amy with your morning Corny.
The morning Corny, what do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call a pile of cats? A meal?

(41:13):
That was the morning Corny? Like angry at that joke?
You same shake his head, yeah, like he was truly
disappointed in No. No, you know when you say, like, oh,
that could have been the worst of the all time.
That could have been the worst of all time. Maybe
I like it because I have a cat. Yeah, I
could never say that joke. Why, I just think better
than a pileot cats? It's like, what what do you

(41:34):
call it? Geographical pile of what do you call it cats?
I don't know something about mountains more than a pile. Here,
here's the thing, you can't polish a term. Yeah, that's true.
There's a scammer on TikTok who claims that they'll create
artwork from cremated ashes, and like, if you want to
buy this, we've got cremated ashes. We can make you
this artwork, and so it's obviously a you you don't

(41:57):
really want somebody. People aren't supposed to have people that
are dead made into artwork. Es. It's not their own families,
and they're buying dead people's ashes. So but then the
people will say, okay, I'll take it, and then they go, okay,
we've got your whole order. Now what you're doing you're
not supposed to be doing. And so if you don't
send me three thousand dollars, we're gonna blackmail you. Dang,

(42:20):
it's a crime. A person tells the police they were
blackmailed by a TikTok s camera using their loved ones ashes.
I guess this person was using their actual loved ones ashes.
After the victim paid the seller and sent the ashes,
they reported the seller blackmailed them and said, first of all,
you don't want this out. The second of all, we
won't send the ashes back, so it gona be three
thousand bucks. Hey, so they're holding the ashes and they're

(42:41):
going to out you. That is weird. Police said. The
victim is sharing their sure to keep anyone else safe
from falling prey to the same heartless crime. That's from
k r O and four. I kind of understand the artwork, though,
you know, like, if that's just you and that's what
you want to do with ashes, maybe, Yeah, who am
I to judge weirdness? I do know a lot. But

(43:04):
here's a voicemail from Frank in Las Vegas. I just
wanted it to say, lunchbox. When you go to prison
for cactivations, maybe you can share a cell with Todd Christley. Wow, dang,
that would be a pretty nice place to go if
you have to go lunchbox. Revealed to us, which he
does every year, how much he gets back on his
taxes and how he does as taxes, which over the

(43:24):
past seven or eight years you've probably averaged how much
of a refund ten thousand, And then the way you
get such a big refund is lots of write offs
like business ride offs, gas clothes, which all makes sable
right way, But business writeoffs like like I go to
Vegas and I talk about it on the show. That's like,

(43:44):
just keeps talking about on the show doesn't mean you
can write it off. It's a business. You're not an
independent contractor, So anything you talk about on the show's
not a write off in your world. It's not it's
like when you go to dinner with Caitlin but then
we talk about it. No, no, but there's a there's
a no. It's because you're listening to someone that doesn't

(44:04):
have your best interest in mind. Listening to somebody who
understands taxes and tax code. Yeah, okay, they're not. They're
there to make their money. They're not there to make
you money. You got to look out for you. You're
number one. You got to take care of yourself. Going
to go to people that are educated in that. And
I'm not. And maybe the terms thing aunt an independent contractor,
but it's something where I can't because of this show.

(44:26):
I'm not. So it's there are certain things I can't
write off. And one of them is going to Vegas
or just talking about it on the show. That's not
a thing. Yeah. If I mean a listener and I'm like,
I'm at a restaurant, Oh, you want to drink, let
me buy you a drink, write it off buying listener stuff,
just a drink, yep, But then the whole meal because
I met a listener that I did work there, So

(44:48):
that's not work. Yeah. If Eddie and I go to lunch,
it's a business lunch write it off, but that actually
could be a thing if you're discussed that really could
be you might have discussed or losers, Yeah, and be like, oh,
we talk about this show when we go to lunch.
We talked about this show. But whatever the case is,
you there are business. That one is actually probably okay,
thank you. But when I drive to a work, of it,

(45:09):
gas mileage, all of it, or what about just anywhere
come to work, ride it off my bike, ride it off.
I don't think you can ride off an automobile that
you take to work or a bike. I bought a
bike because I bought it for work purposes and for
the we talked about it on the show. Okay, anyway,
so Lunchbox does all this right. Yea never has been

(45:30):
busted for anything, always gets like a ten thousand dollars check.
It's crazy. So I don't think he's gonna go to
jail at this point. I think of what happened, it
would already happened. Now the Chris leis they are going
to jail. I think tomorrow is that? I think that's
what it is. Tomorrow. Wow, that's great, because they they
asked for extended I don't know if they didn't want
to go for a while and they wanted more time out,
and they said, your time is up, so they have

(45:52):
to go tomorrow. See what do you do? You just
show up to the prison and be like here, I'm
here to serve my time. Yeah, I think so. Yeah,
you drive up check him? Is it like go to
a hotel? Yeah? You surd it can get up right.
So Todd and Julie Crisley were denied bail. The Crisly
Knows Best Stars motion to extend their day to twenty
one days after tomorrow was denied. They'll report on the seventeenth,

(46:17):
which is tomorrow. Julie will serve time at a federal
correction institution in federal prison camp and Marianna, Florida. It
just doesn't seem fun. And they're gonna be there for
for almost all their time because it's a federal crime.
It's not one of those where you go and then
you get out in the year. But good behavior. It
is a it is a bit nicer of a prison,
but still you're in jail. You can't go anywhere. So
they won't see each other for seven I wonder about

(46:39):
that because it's not like they can visit each other,
like I didn't know if there was FaceTime, Like if
one of them was out, they could obviously go see
each other husband and wife. But they can't see each other,
can they know? I mean, they gotta get divorced. They
don't have FaceTime or zoom in prison, right? I bet
you they do anyway. But I mean, because I have
a family in jail, they have phones. Yeah not legally, yeah,
not legally somebody's but had that phone in there. But

(47:00):
I'm saying, she gets out after seven years, right, yeah,
but are you gonna sit around for another five? And
he was sentenced to twelve, so you're right, a long time.
They're probably thinking about other things right now lunch that
they're dating life when they get out, And I'm like,
what do you do the night before? Are you like
just crying the whole time? Are you you know, yeah,
getting on? Yeah? Like or are you just like I

(47:22):
don't think i'd be able to get it on. You
have to you're not going to the next seven years.
I don't think I would be able to. I'd be
so mentally just crushed, I'd scared and anxious. I think
you say that, but I mean, how would you even
get to that spot, and then do you go to
sleep or do you just stay up and just try
to get all the minutes of freedom out? Like that's true,
that's a good one. I try to enjoy my nice bed.

(47:44):
You're gonna have all that time to sleep. I'm probably
trying to learn as much as I possibly can about
what I can do in jail to make it, like
puzzles and stuff like I don't know what affiliations I
need to have, how to make a shrink, getting my
tattoos ready, I don't know. But yeah, that's tough. You
have to go to jail, Like what do you do
leading up to it? It's almost like you know, other
just get through. It's like, you know, did you get
thrown a jail that knowing you're going to jail. That way,

(48:04):
there's not all this miserable time. I don't know both.
I don't know which one's better. Would you rather would
you rather die in your sleep? Or no? You have
a month out before you die? Sleep? Sleep? Oh? Sleep,
because then I mean that Oh god, I can't. I
don't like even talking about that. Okay, we'll move on that, Okay, okay, good,
we'll move on then Yeah, that's tough. That's tough. That's

(48:25):
a tough situation. I'd be miserable. Guys, can we go
visit them? Yeah, put in a request. I'll tell you why.
If you can put in a request and they will
accept your request to go visit, you can have the
time off and you can go down there. Oh, I
love it. I'll pay for your gas in your hotel. Okay, well, yeah,
I guess would be an airplane ticket, right, No, no,
I'll pay for your car gas and we'll track you down.

(48:46):
I don't know if the five ultimo would make it. Well,
we'll give you We'll get a car from Monday or something. Okay,
that would be great. Just go visit. An abby can
head down. Okay, here we go again. All right, well
what do you say? What do you mean luck? Hot?
Hod's always been nice and he coasted the show and
I haven't talked to you in a while, but good
good luck in the Yeah, what do you say on

(49:07):
the side? Man? Good luck in the pin in twelve years?
That's tough, all right, keep your head up. Yeah, we're
gonna yeah, right, there's so many jokes. I just can't
I'm itching. I'm like I hope you guys are having
an awesome Monday. It's now time for the news. Bobby's story,

(49:27):
spice jars are the most contaminated germ field thing in
your kitchen. People are getting more sick because of the
bacteria there than anywhere else in the kitchen. Right now,
Tod there's a mean virus going around where and it's like,
thirty six hours. I had it, my sister had it,
one of our friends had it. It It was at the house.
I think we had it. Um my whole fan friend
Mike Signs and it's like he messaged me. I was like,

(49:49):
I'm so sick, and I was like, dude, wait thirty
six hours and it's gonna be feel like it's gone,
and it's it feels like food poisoning and you feel
awful and then you're better. Yeah, is it why I
thought I had the flue? Onto the doctor. I got
a flue test. And by the way, when you have
to get a flue test, you're already not feeling good
and you hate that trip there. I'm like, oh, so
a lot of illnesses going around right now. And again,

(50:10):
a lot of this stuff is because we don't we
have no idea and we pick up some some germ. Right,
we can't see germs. Well, what a superpower that would
be if you could just see germs. Superpowershere, I'm see german.
You wouldn't catch any of That's all you do is
stay in your room. So spice jars are the most
contaminated thing, and they investigated everything, and it's not one
of those stories where they go, well, this is cleaner

(50:32):
than toilet well, because a toilet seats usually just butt cheeks,
and your butt cheeks don't get that disgusting. And we think, well,
if use the bathroom with your butt cheeks's gotta be good. No,
butt cheeks a pretty clean. So toilet seats are pretty
what do you pee on it? That's not that's not dirt.
It may be gross, but it's not sure. But in
your kitchen they say watch out clean the outside of
them and on the underside of the top you can.

(50:53):
This is what like where you keep flower and stuff
spice jars like garland powder or chili powder, And thinking like, well,
when you're cooking or your hands clean. But is it
because you're touching like chicken. Maybe here that's a big
part of it. It's all that, Yes, it's all that
because and also it's a place we just don't clean. Ever,
it's not like you put those in the dishwasher because
they're almost never empty exactly, so they could be there
for a year and a half collecting the dust. You're

(51:15):
touching it because you are cooking at the same time. Also,
fun fact those do expire. Not very fun, but it's
a fact. Well I know, but you wouldn't think they do.
And then you check and you're like, whoa twenty fifteen? Okay, well,
and you also dump them in so there's no expiration
on it. So I don't know how you check. Oh,
I keep the little jars in at the bottom and
a rose on your nose because you're doing good. You're
doing good. Do you when you sit down in the

(51:37):
evening or on a weekend to watch a TV show
or a movie, can you sit and actually do it
or do you fall asleep? I depends. I've started falling
asleep more. I mean, yeah, I guess it just depends.
But I can normally hang. I need to do it
on the couch where I don't normally watch stuff because
I we watch a lot of stuff in the bed
because my wife and I try to have in the
evening a little bit of time an hour a night

(51:58):
to just sit and watch and hang. So we always
have a show we're watching. But I can fall asleep
pretty easy and the better get really sleepy. But if
we do on the couch, I'm up because that's not
my very commonplace. But they say, if you wherever you sleep,
don't watch a show because wherever you go to sleep,
if your body feels like well, I should probably sleep,
even if your mind's not saying that to you outwardly. Yeah,

(52:20):
so you feel sleepy immediately because that's where you sleep.
So they're like, if you want to watch a show,
you should watch it from a place that you don't
normally rest. A psychiatrist is accused of faking her medical
degree after twenty years of practice. No, that's impressed. You
can't do that a psychiatrist. That's true story. Yeah, but
twenty years that's a long time to get away with it.
But who's gonna check? Really? You know, were she given good?

(52:43):
That's what you need to go and see how good
our advice is. That's do we give her an honorary? Then? Really?
If she's really good, Yeah, she's been killing it. She's
the Endling Meds too, So, a psychiatrist spent two decades
working for the National Health Service, ear any more than
a million bucks after forging her qualifications. She's described as
a very accomplished forger oster and is a leged to
a full the even General Medical Counsel into granting her

(53:04):
registration as a doctor. She's worked for various health institutes.
She claims she's obtained her doctor's qualification in nineteen ninety two.
She never actually passed a six year Bachelor of Medicine
Bachelor of Surgery and failed her exams. I mean, she
didn't do good, but if she had people they continue
to go to her, she might be pretty good. That's
all I'm saying. Like I say, this is a crime
that is not worth punishing New York Post. Well, the

(53:26):
reason you punish it is so in the future people
don't do it and they see it and they're like,
oh cool, and they go, we shouldn't do that because
they just punish this person for that. But it weren't
for twenty years. I don't know. Sounds like I'd give
it a run. There's probably still a lot of people
out there that do it. I have a doctorate of letter.
So if anybody needs an explanation of what the letter
E looks like, you can do that. Huh okay, like
legally my doctorate. University says doctor of letters, doctorate of letters.

(53:52):
All the letters, I mean twenty six of them, the
whole alphabet. What does that really mean? And there's a
couple of ways to do the letter Z cursive well,
well then three there's Z. There's cursive Z, but there's
also the Z with a line through it so you
don't get it confused. Oh yeah, that's right. See but
you guys and know that of doctor. Do you knew
that that's advanced education? People get so mad I want

(54:16):
to talk about that. It's like I got this woman
on Instagram is something the meanest message. She's like, I
worked hard to get my doctorate and you and I'm like, lady,
it's an honorary doctor. You worked hard. I worked hard
to be awarded this as like a hey, we recognize
you for doing a lot of charitable good, a lot
of good for the state, good for people. But I'm
not really a doctor. I'm not even claiming it's a joke.

(54:38):
Do you think people are gonna comment and pay me
one hundred and twenty bucks for an hour of learning
what the letter Z is. No No, but I can't
write doctor Bobby and legally be a thing. It's pretty cool.
Sixty one percent of people say they have done things
on vacation they really didn't want to do just to
post it on social media. Really, a study of two
thousand travelers say they go on vacation and they go

(54:58):
and do stuff that they really wouldn't care to do
because they want to get a picture of them doing it,
So that's why they do it and even pay for it.
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But man, when I do get into some of those acts,
they're awesome. They're so good and I want way more

(55:19):
and my mouth like Bernie ye need but it's really
good hockey. I never pursue them, but if I get
caught up in them, I remember why I liked them.
There's a new fifty five inch TV that runs on
batteries for a month and it sticks to a wall
without mounting. Hardware, so you have to drill into your wall.
That's cool, This is what I hear though, all right,
we got it up. I go to sleep, Boom, what happened?

(55:43):
They break it in and it came off the suctions
and fell onto the girl. That's what I hear when
I read this story. Weighing in a lessan twenty pounds.
They've reinvented the mounting by coming up with an algorithm
and operating software that operates a TV and keeps an
active eye on the unique suction mechanism. I would mess
this up. It would collapse in the middle of the night.
I would think I'm being robbed and a wall would
get shot. The battery part is cool, yeah like that,

(56:07):
but then I'd run out of batteries. It's a whole Yeah.
Give me classic TV. Yeah, change the batteries out. And
if you're in the market for a new big screen TV,
right now is the time to do it because pre
Super Bowl prices go down because they know more people
will buy them. So if not even for the Super Bowl,
but with that happening, you can go to any of
the stores because they have deals Amazon, Costco, Best Buy,
La La La. That's from nerdwallet dot com. Yeah, is

(56:29):
your news? Bobbies on the phone, Jody in Nashville, Hey Jody,
what's going on? Buddy? Hey morning studio. I had a question,
I guess order for all of you, but more specifically
Lunchbox um knowing his love of a lottery, and uh,

(56:50):
the when the powerball, the one that ended up being
about two billion a few weeks back, when it was
at immeasily like four or five hundred million, I bought
a ticket, bought a ticket forever, I forgot about it
talking to my wallet, and like a week later I
thought about it, checked the numbers, and it was two
numbers away from the Jackpott. So was curious, how Lunchbox

(57:11):
or any of you that ever played in the lottery,
would you rather get that close than win a few
hundred or just not getting any number at all than
being that close and missing out on the big one?
Did you win a few hundred bucks? It was one
hundred dollars, was surprize. I had three regular numbers and
the powerball, so it was just missing two regular numbers,
so it was one hundred dollars, and I paid the
extra dollars for the multiplier. So I ended up with

(57:34):
three hundred dollars. That's all. That's great. I mean I
would always rather win money than not win money. Yeah,
and I'm surprised that only paid three hundred bucks, meaning
three numbers and the powerball, And I mean it's a
big jump. They keep it low, low, low, then boom,
pay you some money. So lunchbox, would I drive you
crazy to hit three in the powerball or would you
just be happy on three hundred? I would be happy,
but I'd be sick because I'd be like I would

(57:54):
always think about It's sort of like the silver medalist.
You would think I was right there. I was just
so close, like if the ball bounces my way, I
am the winner. But two numbers, you know, the ball
didn't really wasn't a ball. Two balls you need two balls,
So I don't know. I'm pretty soon. I think I
would just be happy that I want a few hundred bucks,
be like I was so close to one of those

(58:15):
balls not bouncing my way that did that. I won
three hundred dollars and had the multiplier because one money. No,
this dude is thinking ever since he found that winning ticket,
He's like, man, I could have been a billionaire. I
could have been a billionaire. That's what he's Yeah, that
was before the I was like, you know last week
I was talking about I spent a few bucks and
I got in this football pool and I made it
all the way to the very end, and all I

(58:37):
need us one one more game the Green Bay Packers
over Detroit Lions, and I would have win ten thousand
dollars and they were winning up until late in the game.
Would that? Would you still be even a week later?
Every time you mentioned it, I'm sick to my stomach.
But I didn't lose that money. I lost very very,
very very little. I don't know you lost it because
you were, But I never had didn't lose twelve minutes

(58:58):
from walking to the bank and go up and then
just slipped right through your hand. I've never seen that
song walking to the bank. You know, what do you
see when you walk to the bank. I guess I
don't walk to the bank. I drive there. They wouldn't
deposit it in your account, No, they wouldn't have No,
you can't deposit no, no, no, no, don't get that. Yeah,

(59:20):
you drive up, you hit, stick your hand out the window,
they stick. Would you would rather if you or me
not play that thing at all than to be that
close to ten thousand dollars. I would have rather lost
Week eight than the last week of the sea. There's
no way. If I lost the last week of the season,
I would not even the last week the second half
of it, because I hit the first one of the
last week, and I hit through halftime. I was winning
through the third third quarter. I was winning. I see.

(59:43):
That's what I'm saying. It's just so sick. I've got
so many good things the balls bounce my way that
I'm not gonna let one ball not bouncing my way
take me down. There we go. I'd walk around. I've
been walking around. Oh man, I can't ten thousand dollars.
I could have bought that. If it's not happening to you, maybe,
But you guys say the uiest, luckiest lucky. If there's
an example of it not working out for me, and

(01:00:04):
you know what, I tend to not sit on it
and dwell. I tend to move and go bany think
about all the ways the ball did bounce my way
because we forget to go man, this happened, and it
did bounce my way because mostly we just take those
for granted and go, yeah, that happened for me, but
look at all that didn't where if you go, wait
a minute, let me look at some of the great
things that's happened. There had to be some balls bounce
away for those to happen too, So don't forget that, right,

(01:00:26):
which is the thinking lunchbox should adopt. He's not He's
never beyond that old dog new tricks. Hey, Jody, we
appreciate the call. Congrats on the three hundred bucks man.
I hope you have an awesome rest of the week.
All right, y'all too, Thank you? All right, see man
down sorry up to day. This story comes us from
Clayton County, Georgia. A man was out on a ride

(01:00:48):
on his motorcycle over room, speeding through the streets. Police
try to pull him over whoooo and he takes off
over one hundred miles an hour, weaving in and out
of traffic. He gets away and he didn't have a
license plate on his motorcycle. Well then he posted the
video to YouTube and that's how they called him. I
wonder if there is a certain group of people who

(01:01:09):
law enforcement, who get online and search for things online.
If there's like a unit, and their only job is
just watch YouTube videos to see if they see something illegal.
Just scroll social media all day. That's their job. But
I mean, what if you're hired as okay, look, you're
just gonna watch YouTube videos and become a constantly. It's
a teenager. Greatest job ever. That's like the volunteer position
as you get in. So probably it was something in

(01:01:32):
the neighborhood, right, I mean he had to post it.
He had to be in the same neighborhood as those cops,
I get. I don't know how they don't find that randomly.
Maybe they googled in the YouTube motorcycles and then they
saw I googled in the YouTube the YouTube. He will
not be having that job. Listen. Let me tell you
I am terrible at searching in Google, YouTube anything, and

(01:01:56):
my terminology maybe a little off. What they could have
done is someone could have seen the cop car where
it's from, like the so and so County police be like, hey,
this video. I mean, they could have done that too,
that's smart. I'm trying to figure out how that would
have got back. Whoever you are, you're a snitch, okay,
I'm lunchboxed at your bone head. Story of the day.
What's Humpty Dumpty sat on? Know what? What's that? An egg?

(01:02:20):
Is he an egg? He sat on a wall, Humpty
Dumpty had a great fall and then cracked. Oh no, dude,
did the rhyme? Okay, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the all the
Humpty dumptyes came tumbling down. No, that you made that
part of the Jack and Jill. You're mixing them up there. Yeah,
I don't know, Jack Sprout, ain't no Fat Morgan. Do

(01:02:43):
you know Humpty Dumpty? No, I just knew the art
that Amy just said. That's all I remember. And let
me see if I remember it. Humpty Dumpty sat on
a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the
kings and horses and all the all the king's horses
and all the kingsmen couldn't put Humpty together again. Yeah,
that's Humpty Dumpty, Humpty back together again. The thing about

(01:03:03):
Humpty is no one ever said he was an egg
in the history of Humpty Dumpty. But in the illustration,
that's the point. Somebody just drew it that way. But
it never said, but that was just said as a rhyme.
And so the first person that drew it just a
Humpty was never an egg until somebody drew Humpty as
an egg. Yeah, which makes sense because he felony cracked.
But how did they put him back together? They couldn't.

(01:03:25):
They couldn't. You couldn't have been a human. You just
could have been a brittle human. Yeah, but all of
a sudden, he's an egg, poor Humpty. What if mister
Humpty was this a human being? And now he's been
and everybody's rhyme as an egg and miss Humpty and
the grandkids are like anyway, it's all over the internet.
They're debating if Humpty was actually an egg. Mike, your thoughts?
Is it the same Humpty from the Humpty Dance? Different?

(01:03:46):
That's a different Humpty. That Humpty is. Stop what you're
doing because I'm about to ruin the image in the
style that you're used to. I look funny, but y'all
make him money. See, So that's that Humpty? Yes, yes,
all right, we're out of here. Thank you guys for listening. Tomorrow,
Old Dominion in playing on the show for an hour
full stage, all the band all the instruments. See you

(01:04:06):
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