Mon Full Show: Lunchbox's Morbid Event + Swiftie Lauren's Wedding Gift

Lunchbox did the most morbid thing of his life this past weekend, find out what it was! Plus, Swiftie Lauren shares why she sent companies and sports teams wedding invites and the gift she received from it and more!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Remitting Alisa, Hey, what's up, Hope you guys had a
good weekend?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Morning studio morning. I get your pins out because this
get to no question. It's got to be instant. Write
your answer down. You have five seconds to drop your pink,
just because I need the first thing that comes to
your mind when I say this. And I did this
as an experiment to myself. I don't know love my answer,
but it's the first thing. Ready, everybody, what's the first

(00:34):
pop culture event or moment that comes to mind? To
go the first pop culture of interer moment of all
time that comes to mind?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Three oh boy? Two one pins down. Even if you
don't have.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
A fully, I just need to, Okay, I can tell
you mine. Mine was for I don't know why. But
when that question was posed, I was like, uh, Kanye
Taylor Swift, Okay, it's the VMA's it's not bad where
Taylor's wonning the award.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
KNYE is like, no, no, no, Beyonce deserved this award.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Then I started spiraling in lots of directions, but that,
to me was the very first thing that came to
my mind. Don't know why Video Music Awards way back
in the.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Day, Amy, Travis, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Well, I got written in your mind.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
I was just salt, that's something on Instagram, and then
I was I pictured them specifically. There was some concert
I think she was overseas and he's side stage and
he's jamming out and she changed the lyrics to say
something about the chiefs or him or something and she
ran off stage and hugged him.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Okay, Eddie all time. It's not good, but I wrote
down Janet Jackson's nipples. Big one though.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
I mean, I don't know why, but that's the first
thing that happened. JT like pulling.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
That's a good one. Changed live broadcasting as we know it.
Everything had to be delayed and oh that's what did though, Yeah,
oh yeah, big time. It changed everything. Delays had to
go on studios all over the world and they planned
that yeah, okay, lunchbox.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Britney Spears and the umbrella umbrella and that she's sitting
on top of the car and oh her head was shaved,
head shaved.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I mean it was like that's when I realized.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
I was like, uh, oh, something's.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Wrong with Britney Wild.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
What's what's the second one? That comes to mind. Okay,
mine just came of mind. Marilyn Roe over the air.
I don't know why they came up, but you know
she's over the vent and that blows her dress up.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
She holds it down. Tom, Yeah, the video.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
It was in the video. But also I wasn't there
for Taylor and Kanye. It's a movie, it is. Yeah,
it's like from a movie, like I think that is
a pop culture moment.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Secondly, popped right right, popped in my head.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
I just pictured Jlo's green dress.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Good and she's a diddy and good bad. Yeah, lunchbox.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Oh j Simpson trial trial or Bronco trial came to
mine first. Yeah, trial, I mean because I remember middle school.
That was all the talk, man, it was all the
ray every day we talked about Eddie.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, Tom Cruise jumping on a chair overhap that's kind
of in my head for some reason.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Fun game, fun game, Morgain. Very first pop culture moment
comes to mind all the time.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake can alten them. Oh yeah,
the picture on the red carpet and then or Shania
Twain in her leopard outfit. Those two all right, good
job everybody. Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I just wanted to see where heads were that whole
ride in it down changes the game, Yeah, because you
have to commit to it. Yeah, even to write something
so I can look at it and go, oh, you
just want to change your mind talking about this. What's
the marily Monroe movie something? Maybe Asphalt Jungle or something like.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
I don't know, but I just have your mail gets
and getting pulled over, saying.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Like I can't stop them. Oh, I can do his
picture moments and turn it off, she yelled at this,
turn it off. Okay, glad you guys are here. All right,
let's open up the mail bag. You send the game
nail and all the air. Pick something we call Bobby's
mail bag.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. Over the weekend, my wife hit
me with a great idea. She thinks I should have
her name tattooed somewhere on my body. Then she got
a little put off when I hesitated. First off, I
never said no, I just said I'd think about it.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
She's my wife. I love her.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
But even though I have a few tattoos already, I
feel like it could be bad luck getting your name
tattooed on me.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Forever.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Then if we get divorced, I'd have to have it
covered up, her removed. She sees my hesitation as me
thinking we are not destined to be together forever. Is
there any benefit to doing this? Is there any compromise?
Signed the hesitant husband. Yeah, bro, First of all, I
don't ever talk about if we get divorced.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
Yeah, there's never should be.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. You may think
that in your head, but you don't say that out loud.
But also if you're not thinking it, if he had
no tattoos, I could easily sit here and go you
don't want a tattoo, you're scared of tattoos, you don't
like tattoos done. If he has a bunch, I would say,

(04:52):
if he has ever four, that's kind of the line.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Of you got a lot, get another.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
So if she yeah, if you're thinking of getting another,
you really can't get another one. Then if you say
no to this, yeah, I mean you can. But she's
gonna be irritated.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
Yeah, when he comes home with a little like lion
on his arms.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
You have the liberty bell on your nipple. I'm telling
you she's gonna be like whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. So
you got two choices, get it and you can get
it covered up if something happens, like you say or don't,
but you can't get another tattoo.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
Don't you have your wife's just initial, first initial?

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yes, that's what the sea that she wrote.

Speaker 8 (05:28):
She has a B for you and you have a C.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Like maybe he could come rise and just do the
first letter of her name, and that way if he
wants to add to it, if they can divorce, he
can turn it into like you know.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, think of other things, have a list of words
to start with that letter. Just yeah, yeah, this is
what I would say. Like my real life advice is
just if you have a bunch tattoos, just get it.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
Like your C could stand for calendar.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Good point.

Speaker 8 (05:53):
You love the calendar or calendar.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
If you were to, I'll never change it. Yeah, okay,
bro gets the tattoo. However, you don't want to get tattoo,
you can't get another tattoo. This is just the dynamic
in the relationship. I'm not even saying what she's proposing
is healthy. And if she's gonna hold it against you,
I'm not saying that's healthy. But I'm saying that is
the situation at hand. She's not gonna let it go.

Speaker 7 (06:16):
Yes, since she's being unhealthy, just join her.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I agree to get it. Get it on your forehead,
really show her what's up. She'll dread you ever sure
shure regret that. All right, thank you? Close up the
mail bag. We got your geame mail and.

Speaker 7 (06:27):
We read it on you air.

Speaker 9 (06:29):
Now it's find the clothes Bobby's mail bag.

Speaker 10 (06:32):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Lunchbox is walking this morning going to Chang Chink to ching,
and he said he's brought us some audio of our
ch chin to chink to ching. I don't bring up
the palette. We don't add something we don't talk about
on the show. Lunchbox freaked out. It's an ugly day
in the history of the show. But we all invested
money into what it's called like a return palette. We
didn't know what was in it, but it's all Amazon returns,

(06:55):
and then we opened it here on the show. We're
trying to sell it back individually. It became such an issue.
Somebody on the show freaked out and left and said
a bunch of bad words.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
It's all bad words. Someone on the show. You did
you were on theirport and then yeah, oh we have audio.
I mean somebody was, somebody was you remember that you
black on the blocked down, but we don't bring it up.
He's bringing it out.

Speaker 11 (07:15):
What do you have?

Speaker 6 (07:15):
I got a documentary man, what it's like being a
salesman of returns and when you go meet people all that.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
So yeah, I hit it, ry something to make another
palace sale, just waiting waiting for a customer.

Speaker 12 (07:29):
The thrill, let me tell you, the thrill of this
is you don't know if you're about to get robbed,
you know about if you're about to show up. It's
just like a guessing game. So let's cross our fingers.
This person shows up and buys that palette on it.
Ought of business. You gotta be patient, man, gotta be patient. Wait,
it's twenty two minutes. Twenty two minutes. But all for
the money, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
You got a grind. You got a grind to make
that money. What were you selling?

Speaker 11 (07:51):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Selling boat cover? Okay?

Speaker 6 (07:53):
And uh it was listed for sixty. A guy hit me,
he said would you take fifty?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Yeah? I said, let me talk to the banker deal
and then I never heard him. Oh yeah. And then no,
here it is. Oh he did show up. No, oh,
he didn't show up.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
I stood up, dude, first time I stood out there
for thirty nine minutes.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
Had time to make a little documentary.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
You waited for thirty minutes, thirty nine, Why don't you
stay for the forty?

Speaker 6 (08:20):
Because then I was just like, he ain't coming. Oh
thirty nine minutes.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Terrible man him his money and he was only going
to get fifty but divided by all of us.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
It's like, yeah, sorry about that, man. Yeah, oh dude,
it hurt. Like I was like this, you message him,
messaged him like twelve times. He ever return your message?
Not after the like he said.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
We set the meeting time for five thirty pm, and
I was like, all right, I'm headed there, like see
then nothing.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
I was like, all right, I'm out front. Twelve minutes.
I was like, hey, man, you're still coming. And then
like was he reading him? Is it read?

Speaker 6 (08:56):
I don't know, man, it's on what's it called on craigslist? Oh,
so you're just sending him an email because that we
had been going back and forth. They never responded, never responded,
And then one car pulled up and I walk up
to the window.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Oh, No, He's like, are you Erica is Uber driver?
Someone across the street on the Uber?

Speaker 11 (09:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
You like, do I look like Erica? Yeah? I was
to buy a boat cover. I do have a boat.
Go over here, man, so I back at it. Let
us know when we make that money, we're not bringing
it up. You gotta bring it to us. I gotta
bring it to you.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
But yeah, guys, was saying. I was sitting there just going, man,
this sucks. Is what it feels like to get stood
up on a date.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
You never had that happen in real life? Of course,
not not a guy like that. It's time for the
good news.

Speaker 10 (09:35):
How much box?

Speaker 6 (09:40):
Five year old Jordan was born without a left hand,
so he just had nothing, you know what I mean, Like,
what am I gonna do? But they said, ah, time
to get this guy fitted for a bionic arm. And
he became the youngest person to get a bionic arm.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
And it looks like Iron Man.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
He went to Manhattan, got to arm and he was
so excited he hailed it taxi with it.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
A lot of things from this story. One of the
great part about it is this kid was born with
that hand, probably felt different. Didn't like that.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Now, Yeah, something is super cool. It makes him feel
like he can be part of the group special in
a good way. But just how much do I set
that story up? Amy I looked at each other like
this kid was born, probably had nothing on his arm
and he and he's like, what am I gonna do?
So a smoked cigarette and hailed a taxi.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Me he I mean he didn't have a hand.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
So Jordan was like, man, now I got a hero
arm and he feels pretty cool, looks like Iron Man.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, I like the story. Like the story. Yeah, the
setup kind of made us laugh a little bit.

Speaker 8 (10:38):
Pictures like a talking baby.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I'm missing a hand, all right, thank you. That is
what it's all about, was telling me something good. This
game is gonna be super fun, super easy. If you
miss it, you're out. It's gonna be very easy. It's
the most recognizable celebrity voices. There are ten of these.
Everybody may go ten for ten.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Oh, so here we go. I'm gonna give you an example.
Just name the voice.

Speaker 8 (11:06):
Now, I'm not wanting to sit around doing nothing.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
It's not a speed around. We all could have listened,
you know, we could let our listeners here a little bit.

Speaker 13 (11:13):
You know, I guess.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Good point, good point. Okay, do not buzz in write
it down. Most recognizable celebrity voices.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Number one.

Speaker 14 (11:23):
I was checking out and the sack girl was sitting
there and she was going through all the stuff and
she was narrating and commenting on everything that I had bought.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
And she picks up a bottle of beano. She said,
is this for you? I'm in. I'm in for the wind.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Everybody, Yep, yeah, go, good job. These are very easy.
Number two, I have a headache.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
It's not a tuma.

Speaker 8 (11:51):
It's not a tuma at all.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
I'm in. I'm in for the wind.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Amen, Amy Schwartzenegger, Watchboks The Governator Eddie Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Right, there's two excellent. The Governator countsl Yeah, we know
what you mean.

Speaker 15 (12:09):
Sometimes you gotta go back to go forward. And I
don't mean going back to reminiscent Chase Ghost. I mean
go back to see where you came from, where you've been,
how you got here. That's me from a Lincoln AD
in twenty fourteen. I remember that one. You got parodied
quite a bit, sold a lot of cars too, remember.

Speaker 7 (12:30):
Amy, Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Watchworks Matthew McConaughey. Matthew McConaughey, good John, all right, we
take a little step, a little harder.

Speaker 11 (12:37):
Here we go.

Speaker 13 (12:38):
I got the horses in the back, horsetick is at touched?
D is Matt Black? I got the boots is black
to Madge riding on a horse?

Speaker 11 (12:49):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (12:51):
What the now? Obviously this person is doing Leona's X. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
What in the world does the voice sound familiar at all?

Speaker 14 (12:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Okay, let's play it again.

Speaker 13 (13:01):
I got the horses in the back horse deck is attached?
Head is Matt Black? I got the boots is black
to med riding on a horse?

Speaker 11 (13:12):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh man, I guess I'm in.

Speaker 8 (13:18):
You said these are all Yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
I should have got don't know, I'm going against my gut,
lunch bikes.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
Ronnie Donne incorrect, Hang it, Toby Keith, I should have
gone my gut.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Eddie rest in peace. Toby Keith incorrect? Oh, Amy, Tobey
Keith in correct? Is Sam Elliott the actor? Dang, he
sounds just like Toby Keith.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
M a little deeper. The voice is a little deeper,
but everybody's still in. Yeah, we're back. We needed that.
Next up, Empowerment is authority.

Speaker 16 (13:55):
It is a sign permission, slip to actually seize the deck.
It's the process of getting stronger and more confident and
more engaged and to be empowered, just to move through
the world without any kind of fear or any kind
of apology.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
I'm in Amy, Oprah lunch Oprah, Eddie oprah. Good.

Speaker 9 (14:17):
Next, there are those of us who life a ventery
to the unexplored, to see the beauty in the strange
and unknown, those of us who go out there with
a sense of wonder.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
And the man Eddie Gosh. I love that voice. Morgan Freeman,
Morgan Freeman, Amy, Morgan Freeman, name the celebrity voice. Go ahead.

Speaker 14 (14:46):
That was really scary. And if you don't mind me saying,
if that don't work your breath, certainly we get the
job done. Course, you definitely need some tiktacs or something
because your breath stinks.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
I'm in.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
Again.

Speaker 14 (15:00):
That was really scary, And if you don't mind me saying,
if that don't work your breath, certainly we get the
job done, cause you definitely need some tiktacs or something
because your breath stinks.

Speaker 7 (15:10):
It's funny, yeah, Amy, when he plays the characters.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
I need the celebrity voice Tyler Perry incorrect, lunchbox, Eddie Murphy, Eddie, Eddie.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Murphy correct, Amy's out shoot. That was the donkey, Yeah, Donky?

Speaker 11 (15:30):
All right?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Three left, go ahead. You want answers, you don't want
the truth because deep down in places you don't talk
about it.

Speaker 11 (15:38):
Parties.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
You want me on that wall, you need me on
that wall.

Speaker 8 (15:44):
I'm in.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
I'm in for the wind lunchbox, Jack Nicholson, Eddie, you
can't handle the truth, Jack Nicholson correct.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Next one, My first love brooke my heart for the
first time, and I was like.

Speaker 11 (15:56):
Baby baby baby, Oh, baby baby baby no, like baby
baby baby oh.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Now obviously that's the person doing justin bieber baby Yeah. Yeah.
You wanna hear one more time? Who's the celebrity?

Speaker 11 (16:13):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
You're gonna have to play it again. My first love
broke my heart for the first time, and I was.

Speaker 11 (16:19):
Like, baby baby baby oh, like baby baby baby no,
like baby baby baby Oh.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
I'm in. You better have some lunchbox. I understand. I
about to write something down right here. I have no idea. Lunchbox,
Tom Hanks, what that is? James Earl Jones. These are

(16:50):
phrases that can or will save relationships. Amy brought this.
I think it's a very valuable segment because I don't
think about stuff like this, of course not. So these
are things we should say more.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah, well, they're good to keep in your back pocket
if the time comes for you to use them. It's
just ways to communicate with your partners that's going to
be more effective than maybe what you typically say, which
is like ugh or really or calm down.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
So you're saying I don't have to mean it, but
it's in case of emergency, break glass, just.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Say you'll mean these things because it's like that's your partner.

Speaker 8 (17:22):
You care about this person.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
But this is just a better way to communicate, right,
give me number one? All right, if it bothers you,
it matters to me. So like some people may not understand, like, hey,
I don't get this, but if it's bothering you, it
matters to me.

Speaker 7 (17:36):
So I'm going to listen.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
We were in therapy last week and we're talking about
something and I did not understand her frustration. But what
I told our therapist, I said, hey, I understand that
I do not understand and will not understand but I
do also understand I need her to be happy, and
so I understand I don't get it, but I want
to help.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
So now, a simple way to say that is.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
It looks like it a lot more work into it.

Speaker 8 (17:56):
It matters to me.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
And then another one is, so I was thinking thinking
about what happened earlier, and I want to apologize.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
That's a tough one. Go back later, that's a hard one.
That is hard. I was thinking about what. Usually I
just hit him with a I'm sorry. Oh you do that,
you know what I mean? Like immediately, Mostly I guess
if it's for me, I go, let's just move on,
and we've learned something from this that does not work
no way.

Speaker 8 (18:23):
Well, speaking of the next one would.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Be I just died the sorry thing. And sometimes you'll
say you never apologize for things. So now I find
really small things. I'm like, I'm so sorry. It makes
doppunch me in the face. Oh, if you misplaced the
toilet paper, I'm so sorry. I would like you to
know I'm deeply apologetic. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh man, yeah, t to punch me in the face.
I apologize in different ways than just with my words.
I do it with my actions a lot of ways.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Here's one that you definitely need. Thank you for having
patience with me. I'm still learning this stuff that is
perfect for you.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Patience with me. It's okay. I'm still learning that stuff
that makes me feel stupid like a child.

Speaker 7 (19:03):
Yeah, but you are still learning.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
No, we're not.

Speaker 8 (19:05):
We all are.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
I guess everybody is. So then why do we have
to say we're all equal? Ooh, got them? Is this
what it's like with you? Yeah, but I show it
in my actions?

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Okay, another one. I wanted to check in and see
how you're feeling about all of this.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
I can do that one, no problem.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
What if she comes to you and said, I want
to check in and see how you're feeling about all this.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
I don't like it. That's like, hey, do you want
to talk or we need to talk. I don't like that.
Mostly I just like control, but I don't like I
don't get it as much. It's weird when you're in
a relationship you don't get as much as when you're
by yourself. That crazy, it's wild. Yeah, go ahead, what.

Speaker 7 (19:37):
About this one?

Speaker 16 (19:38):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (19:38):
So, I don't want to assume, so I thought i'd ask.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Yeah, I can do that.

Speaker 11 (19:42):
One.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
That's a problem. I'm not having to apologize, So I'm good.
That's proactive, right.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
But a lot of times we think we're remind readers,
and we try to assume something and build some story
in her head, and we think it's one way, and
we don't just stop and ask.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
I think, for me, I just assume that she reads
my mind more than I can read her mind. I
can't read anybody's mind. I can just look at past
data and make an assumption based off of that more
than like a but they're thinking this, or like a pattern.
But I expect her unfairly to read my mind ninety
five percent of the time. How did you know I
know I was gonna do that.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
She's like, because you've never been to the batting cage
of two pm on a Thursday, cause I don't know
where you were. And I'm like, that's a good point. Dang, hey,
what else.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
It's okay to mess up. Nobody is perfect. I still
love you even when you're upset.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Oh, I would get stabbed for saying that. You would
look at that altogether say that again.

Speaker 7 (20:28):
It's okay to mess up.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I'm talking about me or her. You're saying this to her,
she doesn't mess up relationship wise. Ever, maybe I don't
catch it. I'm the nobody.

Speaker 8 (20:39):
The next line is nobody is perfect.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
But I would never feels like I'm talking down to totally.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
I think if somebody told you that, you would feel like, Okay, yeah,
I don't know that that one's.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
What's the last part?

Speaker 4 (20:50):
That though I still love you even when you're upset.
That's probably a separate one.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
I could do that one by itself, like if she's
I guess she's mad at me for something. I still
love you even though you're upset.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Oh, she'd kill me because I don't know that.

Speaker 8 (21:02):
Those two are my favorite.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
But yeah, that's all the final one, which I don't
know how I feel about this one, But okay, neither
way is better or worse.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
We just do it differently, oh.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
I say all the time. Yeah, I get a favorite.
Your favorite, that's my favorite. I mean absolutely my.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Favorite recognizes that, yes, we're totally different my way.

Speaker 8 (21:21):
But then I think that can also be used as
a crutch.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah, for sure, we just do it different.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
Right, And that's probably it's not intended to be used
Like every single.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Time I use it, most times you're wanting to.

Speaker 8 (21:32):
Like a video game.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Difference, we just do it different. Is that like we
agree to disagree because I hate that. Yeah, kind of
like sometimes you do, Like really you do have to
do that sometimes, Like we're not going to solve this,
so what can we learn from this and how can
we move forward so this doesn't become an issue again
that can happen. Yeah, that's such a man way to
do it though, Like we're always just like how do
we move forward? I want to fix everything, sure, and

(21:56):
my wife just wants to like talk about it more
and more and more.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Yeah, I want because if it it matters to you, right,
so you will either way.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
You're not perfect and I love you anyway.

Speaker 8 (22:05):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
We'll pull a little slips of paper out of our
pocket and then of a fight reading our phrases, Oh,
finally seeing till which one works.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Like this is for what I do for parenting, especially
with adopted kids. There's different things we had to navigate,
and I'm sure any parent.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
Has to deal with this.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
But you've got scripts that I've I've received from therapists,
Like they're good scripts sort of like this, like you
just got them in your back pocket. But sometimes in
the middle of a parenting situation that was like really
intense and I wanted to not mess it up and
I needed to do it right.

Speaker 8 (22:32):
I would like pause, and I would run to my room,
shut the door.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
I'll be right back pleat my text message or computer
or email from the therapist.

Speaker 7 (22:40):
I'd be like, Okay, yeah, oh this grit, Oh this
is good for that one.

Speaker 8 (22:42):
And I would literally walk back out and then say
it verbatim.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
It feels like what a phone solicitor does. Try to
tell you something like if you say, if they say.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
This, go here, yes exactly, Like if their response is this,
then you need to say this back.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
And I would always get.

Speaker 7 (22:55):
It messed up.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Amy's kids think there every time she gets upset, she
has to poop. Though, that's the way every time mom
gets you runs in the room.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Here's a voicemail.

Speaker 17 (23:04):
Last time I checked, Eddie was supposed to eat one
hundred and eight shrimp and if he didn't do that
then he would have to shave his head. Last I checked,
he is not eating a hundred and eight shrimp, so
I think he needs to shave his head.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
He started to want to change the rules. Yeah, which
is kind of a quitter thing to do because I
don't want to shave my head. That's what he does.
You said, you get regardless. I don't want to spend
an hour on this, But where are we on this?
Are you not doing it?

Speaker 2 (23:29):
And you don't want to just change it a little
bit and modifying the rules because I wanted. You're the
one that claimed you could eat one hundred and eight
popcorn trimp.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Because I just thought about it the other day and
I'm like, I just don't think I can eat one
hundred and eight pop.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
And I didn't just say that, but you didn't think
that the day I mentioned it, said I'd give you
one hundred and eight dollars if you can do.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
It, because I thought they were the little shrimps. But
if popcorn shrimps all breaded, dude, I don't know if
I can do that.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
So are you out?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
And I feel like if I say I'm going to
do it, so are you out? But if you if
you're out, you'll be called a quitter forever. And we're
going to remember this because everything on the show. And
I still get one hundred eight dollars if I do it.
If you eat all one hundred and eight of them.
If I do eat like ninety none money, no money.
If you don't eat one to eight man, Well, I'm

(24:11):
not a quitter.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Are you doing it? Yes?

Speaker 11 (24:13):
Or no?

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Let's do it, hey, scuba. So here's what we're gonna do.
Let's he's saying, he's doing it again. Eat three pounds
of food.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
We need to set a date for next week where
both of these things are going to happen. Okay, nobody
can back out. We got three pounds of food for
him to eat. We'll do both food challenges in a day.
I like the listeners. I'm starting to get annoyed at
it too, because both of them are just kind of
kicking the can down.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
I'll be I don't kick the can. You kicked it
longer than me. All I've asked is for a date
next week. All right, next week, we'll take care of it.
Boom done. What's his penalty? Nothing? No, it's just let's
say you experience. He said he you need three pounds
of food.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
And we were gonna see if I weighed the same
as I did, if I ate three pounds, would I
weigh three pounds more?

Speaker 3 (24:55):
But if I do complete the task, I do get
some money. That's not true. That is true true, Thank you. Yeah,
sixty volunteer for the case study base. He volunteered.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, he's okay, I'm gonna shave my head done done
next week.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
He already has a loser attitude. You hear. That's a
lot pile of stories.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
So it's road trip season and I have a list
of things that everyone should have in their car for
a road trip.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
Yeah, for you, just being prepared for whatever might happen.
And I want to go through the list.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, I'm gonna have none of this because if it's food,
I eat it immediately.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Sure, have bandages, I never get them more.

Speaker 7 (25:31):
Put them in the car, Go ahead, Food and water
on there. But I'm with you.

Speaker 8 (25:35):
But you could maybe put it.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
In the back so that we But I'm gonna know
what's in there, so then I'm gonna next time I
pull over, I'm gonna have that bar and that water.
If you leave it in the car gets hot and
it gets kim you can't leave water in the bar. Yeah,
go ahead? What else?

Speaker 7 (25:48):
I jumper cables?

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Got them? I don't know if I do or not.
You should check.

Speaker 8 (25:53):
No idea A fair tire in a.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Jack I don't have one on your You have that.
I don't. My car does not keep a spare tire
on it. I learned the hard way, and I believe that.

Speaker 11 (26:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
I learned how I got a flat and I was like, well,
let me change a tire. It's the one thing I
can do. Manly, do you have triple A? Yeah, I've
got whatever car dealership?

Speaker 7 (26:08):
Yeah, okay, tire pressure gauge.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
That took like three hours then to get out there,
really because far out I was right next to the dealership.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Basically, go ahead, it's gonna help some people out.

Speaker 8 (26:17):
Warm blanket, No, that takes up space, basic.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Toolkit, dog hair all over it. Okay, this is dumb.

Speaker 16 (26:23):
No it's not.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
But it's dumb to think I'm gonna do all this
cash to just go on a road trip. Dude, we're
going to Tunica. Why am I getting all this stuff?

Speaker 10 (26:30):
Right?

Speaker 3 (26:30):
And you get the toolkit and you're like, okay, now
what are they going to the boats? What I toolkit for?

Speaker 7 (26:34):
Flashlight?

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (26:35):
Yeah, I hear you, umbrella, we.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Had a tornado? What's the deal?

Speaker 8 (26:39):
First aid?

Speaker 3 (26:40):
A red Cross?

Speaker 16 (26:41):
What's up?

Speaker 8 (26:42):
Road flares?

Speaker 10 (26:43):
I hear you.

Speaker 8 (26:44):
If something goes wrong and you heard this and you
were suddenly prepared.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Then that was still sucked, but it suck a little less. Finally,
duct tape that's for the kidnapping sounds like, yeah.

Speaker 8 (26:56):
Before you get rid of the you need to duck
take something on.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
There's just a lot of stuff to put in.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
The car is not very big. I don't have an suv.
My Honday's an suv, but I'm not putting stuff in that.
They sometimes they trade out Houndays on me, and I'm like,
what happened to the other Honday, Like we traded it
for another one.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
My flares were in the.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yeah, my daughter hit the room mirror backing out of
our garage and the next time I saw her it
was duct tape up, so I assumed me and she
went to her dad, so he did that and I
was like, oh, do dad.

Speaker 8 (27:21):
Duck tape that for you? And she's like, no, I
did it, and I was like, well look at you,
Like I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
That surprised me so much that she went and found
the duct tape and just like put it back together.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Like I was surprised, like sixteen, yes, but I.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
Just thought she's like leave it dangly there, But she
made it work all right. Okay, So there's a hack
that's going viral about Chipotle because people are swearing that
the portions are getting smaller and it's annoying. So what
you do is you pull out your phone while they're
making whatever your brito, your bowl, and the employee thinks
you're filming them, and then they make it, you know,

(27:57):
more rice, more beans, more meat.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I saw, and I don't know how true.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
It is a memo that went out within Chipotle saying
if somebody pulls out their phone to record, because this
has become viral, make sure you fill up their bowl
even extra.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
I mean, this could work for anything anywhere you go.
Just pull your phone out of act like you're a filman. Yeah,
they're like, oh, I got to change your tire real quick.
Look at this.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Well from my story the other day, like Chipotle, they're
probably dealing with the tortilla suces.

Speaker 8 (28:27):
The prices are rising there because.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Of the cartel, got it, and that's why you need
road flairs in Cartel's affecting everybody. So Laney Wilson's the
latest to be invited to be a member of the
Grand Ole Opryriba had the honors of doing that it's
super cool. I have some of the biggest names in
the country music and they're not in the Grand Ole
Opry like who they are.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
This is always a weird list because some people don't
want to be in the Opry because they can't play
it enough. Like George Strait is not because he can't
be back to twelve or fifteen times a year that
the Opry requires you to play.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Oh right, George has been invited, but he turned it
down for Bobby's exact reason.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
But there's no like we hate the Obry.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Go ahead, well, Chris Stapleton made his Opery debut in
twenty thirteen, but he's not a member yet.

Speaker 7 (29:08):
I mean, I guess you have to.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Play a bunch too.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
I can even be invited. It's basically like the Illuminati.
You don't know how or when or who, and they
just randomly show up and invite you.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
I have not been in.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
I've played it twenty five times. I'm not a member.
I've not been invited. But sometimes I look over my shoulder,
like is today this? I thought Ribo was doing it
once on stage, and it turns out that was the case.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
To finish out the list, you got Luke Bryan, Timigraw,
Faith Hill, Miranda Lambert, Morgan Wallen, and Hank Williams Junior.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Mostly it's because they can't, in their mind fairly live
up to the expectation of performing what used to be
twenty six times a year back in the day.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Oh wow, that was way back in the day.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
In like two thousand, they changed it to You've got
to do like twelve where Carrie is a big opry
member carry Underwood.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
But she she does it smart.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
She'll do like two shows a night on a Friday,
do double shows, knock them out and get them, get
them all out.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
So that's a good story, all right, Amy, that's my pile.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Ready Andrews from New Mexico and for a long time
he's had difficulties walking because he's got bad legs.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
And his friend was like, man, you should get a
bigger dog to help you just walk around. He said, okay,
So he goes to the shelter. He adopts Peanut. Peanut's
a huge great day. He's walking Peanut around and one
day he's in the backyard he trips, he falls He's like,
oh gosh, what do I do?

Speaker 11 (30:31):
What I do?

Speaker 3 (30:32):
And Peanut reacts quickly, gets behind Andrew, gets its nose,
picks him up. Because Andrew wasn't breathing when he fell back,
something obstructed his airway. He was choking, and because the
dog got behind him picked him up, he started breathing again.
And he's like, dude, I just got this dog. It
was twenty four hours he got him from the shelter.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Oh man, the stories are great. It's like the dog
was meant to be there, like I had to happen
just that.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Way exactly, And I think, like my dog would never
save me. I don't want to run the good news.
I'm just saying like when we read these stories, I
know my dog wouldn't either. I don't think it was
meant to be. People are I don't want to rain
on it. So I love it. I'm not getting the
theory of what's what is meant my own? But I
love you, don't Peanut, that's a great story. I love it.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
What I would answer with, think of all the people
that that didn't happen to, that had almost a similar
situation and it wasn't meant to be that they didn't.
There's just a lot of things that don't happen when
when something needle in a hasteck happens.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
It's just odds.

Speaker 8 (31:29):
But do you ever wonder, like, maybe I don't want
to do bad.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
News and this is not bad. Tell me something good.
I love my story, Go ahead.

Speaker 7 (31:35):
It's a question do you ever.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Wonder if maybe they had a nudge the day before whatever,
something that bad was that happened to like go get
a cat or something, and they ignored it.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Well, you ever wonder that we all probably think there
are nudges and signals and signs and every single thing
if we ask for them and then look for them.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
I know, No, I'm just saying, you don't think there
are nudges and then we don't even notice them.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Do you don't think that there aren't nudges. Sometimes there
aren't nudges, but we think there are nudges, so we
do the wrong thing. And maybe anyway, this is a story.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Good job.

Speaker 8 (32:04):
Life's complicated.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
They say, don't take pictures of your tickets. If you're
going to something you're going to use those tickets because
thieves can steal the barcode. So if you do take
a picture of your ticket, put your thumb over the
bar code. Also, just wait until the show's over to
post your ticket.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
And that's a lot to remember.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
No, it's not don't let the barcode be seen. You
just want to like show her when like I'm going
to the concert, helver the barcode.

Speaker 7 (32:34):
Even there before, like with our credentials.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Sometimes I never do that before things like posting it,
and then people can know and they can mimic it.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
They can make a fake backstage pas and kill everybody.
That's not what you want. So if you're gonna post
your pictures, only post after, or if you're posting like
we're going, we got tickets, cover the barcode because they
will steal the barcode and they'll credit fake ticket and
then sell it and then you get there and it's
already gone through. All right now, Time for the Morning Corny.

(33:01):
The Morning Corny.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Why does Sunday always beat Monday and arm wrestling? Why
because Monday is a weekday.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
That was the Morning Corny's forty good one. I that
I like that one.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Our Taylor Swift loving Lauren we call her swifty. Lauren
is in studio. She got married a couple of weeks ago.
She sent a New York Giants sweatshirt. We hear you
sent an invitation to your wedding to the New York
Giants as a team.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Is that true? I did? Yes? Is that where you
got the shirt?

Speaker 11 (33:33):
No?

Speaker 8 (33:33):
No, I've had this for years.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Are you a Giants fan?

Speaker 8 (33:37):
I am because I'm from that area.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
So you and how did you invite the whole organizations?
You just sent him an invite? Yeah.

Speaker 18 (33:44):
We saw this thing on TikTok where couples were sending
their sports, favorite sports teams, companies wedding invitations, not expecting
anything from them or obviously for anyone to come, but
a lot of them were sending back gifts, autographs, certain
things like that.

Speaker 8 (33:59):
So we were like, why not, let's just send them out.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
So when you do care of New York Giants, do
you do care of mister Giant or do you find who?
Like who do you send it to?

Speaker 8 (34:09):
I sent it to. I'm trying to remember it was
a while.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Ago, like a president or but it was a person
like Lawrence Taylor, phil.

Speaker 8 (34:15):
Simms, Lawrence Taylor. That sounds like my new name almost.

Speaker 10 (34:20):
No, it was.

Speaker 8 (34:21):
It was like the New York Giants like like a
affiliates off office. I don't know. It was like an
official like.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Where, Yeah, would you guys get a gift.

Speaker 18 (34:32):
We got back a official marriage certificate from the New
York Giants that said congratulations Lauren and Clay on your wedding,
and it had the date on there and said like
thanks for all your love and support and we're wishing
you guys years of happiness.

Speaker 8 (34:48):
That is actual certificate.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Yeah, it was cool.

Speaker 8 (34:51):
It was really cool because it.

Speaker 18 (34:52):
Wasn't just like a generic thing where it's like you know,
they printed out and just send it out. It was
like personalized, so they actually took the time to go in,
put our names in, put the date, and send it
out to us.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
You're framing this right, and they put it in the
living room.

Speaker 8 (35:06):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna be like wondering.

Speaker 18 (35:07):
Really, kids, look like mom had like the New York
Giants congratulate her.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
That's that's pretty cool. They would send something back. That's
pretty cool.

Speaker 8 (35:15):
Yeah, you're the only one who has sent anything back.

Speaker 18 (35:18):
We probably sent it to like twenty different companies and
teams and twenty companies.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
To your wedding. Where did they want to go?

Speaker 6 (35:28):
No?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
What if the what did you expect? Was it? Yeah?
So many what ifs? Go ahead?

Speaker 18 (35:32):
Honestly, honestly gifts, No, because we've sent people on TikTok
be Like we invited Chick fil A to our wedding
and they sent back like gift cards and we like
so we were just kind of hoping for.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Some gifts and like, yeah, great question. What if like
the CEO shows up in a suit at your wedding?

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Like Amy asked, I had, I had no idea this
was a thing.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
But the giants are the only ones to respond.

Speaker 8 (35:51):
They're the only ones.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Can you give me a few others you sent letters
to that may because they have a whole year to respond.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah, who else did you send? Give me like three
or four other ones?

Speaker 18 (36:00):
The Atlanta Falcons because that's his football team, the New
York Yankees because that's my baseball team, and the Atlanta
Braves because that's his baseball team.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
That's good. Any straight companies like food or we.

Speaker 18 (36:13):
Did, we did Amazon, just pretty much anything on the
street for free stuff. I did Spore because I was like,
I'm getting married, I need some make up. Here's my
here's a wedding invite.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Besis show. I've already got an idea. Yeah, you got
to say you're getting married and send off invitation. That's
going to make off fake invitations and send them out
to people. This is going to be people to businesses,
a recent.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
Businesses, and I'm going to do small businesses too, so
that way they see them more like if you say
it to Amazon, it's going to get lost in the shuffle.
If you said it to Betty's bookshop, I mean, she
maybe that's what I'm doing Betty's.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
But the problem is Amazon has more resources actually send
stuff out, so you meet it kind of in the middle.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
I think that bigger is better because it's like New
York giants. They've seen this before, so now they have
a system. Now they have a protocol of like, Okay,
when we get this invite, we're gonna do this.

Speaker 8 (37:03):
That's special. I think that's a really good idea, but
I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
I'm sure you might get something swee from Betty's book,
but they're going to take the time to do the.

Speaker 14 (37:12):
Sweet thing for you because they will, I mean, Betty
might just show up.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Lauren, will you keep us up to date on if
anybody else sends you anything back, yes, have you looked
at your wedding gifts from the show members yet? We
have not yet.

Speaker 8 (37:27):
I'm sorry we have, We've been so busy.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
No no, no explanation needed, no explanation needed at lunchbox,
have you sent Lauren a wedding gift yet?

Speaker 11 (37:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (37:36):
No yet? Okay, have a whole year, remember, Yeah, I've
been looking. I've been looking. Send her certificate. She loves those. Yeah,
I mean, I'll say congratulations Lauren.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Congratulations again. You've been married now for a couple of weeks.
Any any big revelations.

Speaker 18 (37:51):
Just changing your last name is just really hard and
long process.

Speaker 8 (37:55):
Guys, you're so lucky you don't.

Speaker 11 (37:56):
Have to do that.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Yeah, that sucks, right, what ton? This couple goes fishing
and they're magnet fishing and so looking for anything in
the bottom, and they get something that's pretty heavy and
they can't pull it up. This is where you're fishing
for trash, right, not a fish.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Anything metally, and they can't they can't get it up,
so you don't want to pull too hard.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
The line will break.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
And when you're magnet fishing from the very very limited
magnet fishing that I've seen done. It's not like it's
a ten pound test. It's like much thicker line. However,
you still gotta be careful not to pop the line,
so they can't. They pull they go down a little
lower and it turns out it was a safe that
the magnet was attached to.

Speaker 15 (38:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Man, So they pull it up and there was one
hundred thousand dollars in cash. Oh is that dry?

Speaker 11 (38:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Not fully Nope, And they show the money here and
it was and I think one hundred thousands. Kind of
what they end up getting like that was decent because
there's one hundred and sixty something thousand dollars and a
lot of it was like wet and ruined.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
But as I've learned, the on the dry her or
the oven, yeah, anything the well microwave, it could flame up.
But no, they found it.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
They probably the safe open. It was wrapped in wad
and plastic and a lot of it was wet. But
they do think they can save some of it. But yeah,
I wonder what that was doing in there.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
That is crazy? So is that finders keepers cash? And
because it's probably been down there in a while and
somebody probably threw that safe in there to get rid
of it right, not to like they.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
Probably couldn't get it open. They're like, oh, they probably
robbed somewhere safe and then these people got it.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Oh my goodness, because you don't think like it flooded
a small town and then that's safe. It is just there.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
That's a nice way to probably hit the house with
the magnet. There's another money story. A woman in South
Carolina her hand was itching real bad, so she stopped
at a walmart because her hand was itching crazily, so
she was gonna get some other for it. And while
she was in there, she was like, maybe that's this
hand's itching because of luck, and so she got her
a scratch off and she won thirty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
That's what they say, like back back home, like the Hispanics,
we say that like if you're hands itching, like buy
a lottery ticket, it means you're gonna get money. It's
not poison ivy or anything. It means you're gonna get money.
That story is from UPI does anyone ever say are
your ears burning? Or is that a white person thing? No,
I've heard that, but we didn't say that, But I
heard that. Yeah, that mean someone's talking about talking about you.

Speaker 11 (40:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
If you're hands itching, that means you're gonna come into money. Yeah,
I have any of those other ones? Did you have
any lunch block?

Speaker 3 (40:30):
No, the ear is one.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
I've known that one, but that's it. I don't know
anything about hand itching. I need to get my hand
itch and come on it started.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
You need to get your hand ditching.

Speaker 6 (40:39):
Yeah, so I can go get some money because I
buy a lottery tickets all the time.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
I want to talk to Alicia, who is listening to
Saint Louis right now? Alicia, we're talking about Scuba Steve.
He's been locked out of his Facebook account. A scammer's
got him. What is your story?

Speaker 19 (40:54):
Yeah, so I have the same thing happened. What ended
up happening is I got into my yahu acount, which
then got into every social media Snapchat, Instagram, Facebook, et cetera,
and they changed all my passwords. They started sending all
my pictures to people, same things so they could have

(41:16):
my identity, but then immediately started trying to get money
from all my friends by selling puppies and all of that.
They even got into my Ticketmaster account and tried to
transfer my Justin Bieber's tickets out of my Ticketmaster, but
luckily I had two step authentication on that, so I

(41:39):
got a text message saying do you want to transfer
your tickets? And I was like, no, did they send
me your tickets?

Speaker 20 (41:46):
But I didn't end up getting back into any of
my social media account I had to make all new ones.
Even when I tried to send in my ID pictures,
they were like, no, sorry, we can't help you.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
I wonder if the ID picture thing is tough because
someone could fake like a driver's license. They know your information,
they can easily photoshop one together with the head from
any picture on your social media. His next level stuff.
I watched a guy who said he was on TikTok
and he goes, I'm very aware of these scams. He goes,
I got a call and they're going, hey, you didn't
pay your jurey, you didn't show up for Jerry summons.

(42:19):
And he's like, uh, I'm pretty anal.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
I would know.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
I checked my mail I always watch and they're like nope,
And he said it just so happened. They had moved
to a new house within the last like two months,
and so he's like, well, you know what, it could
have been sent to the old house and they're like,
it's not an issue. You just need to show up
to this place and pay the fine, and so he's like, okay,
I'll go. They went as far as to have a
place that you could go to.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
And then it was right a place like someone was
there to take your money. Yes, oh, he said. The
scam was so perfect where every little part of it was.
Any thought he had that would counter it, they had
an answer to it.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Because they're predicting what we're gonna do and what we're
gonna say, and how we're gonna convince ourselves this is
a scam.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
They have an answer for that. It just so happened
that he had moved out, and so they can do that.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
If it's a numbers game, right, if they throw out
ten thousand of them, a couple of them, it's what
are the odds somebody's moving, and well they just got
lucky with this dude. Probably the same scam they try
to everybody doesn't work because now we've lived in the
same house for ten years, we check our mout.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
But because he moved it happened to work. How do
you get in that business? Uh, oh, you want to
be a hacker now? No, no scammer?

Speaker 6 (43:26):
Yeah, like how like it's not one you can apply for.
Do you just know someone in the industry and they're like,
hey man, we got an opening.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Probably somebody I would assume, mostly in a foreign country.
When it comes to the scammers, they have basically like
a warehouse where they're they've been trained in the yard
of fooling people.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Because mostly you can scam anybody. You could scam people
at it. With your own name on your page. You
start messaging people and be like, I'm trapped in a well,
send me a gift card Apple gift card. Well, you
just scam them. Now, hacking's a whole different skin. I'll
start doing that lunch. Well, no, no, I'm not going
to do.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
That because I mean being in a well is unrealistic.
I wouldn't have WiFi, so people would be like, nah,
probably not.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
I think the heck you could learn take computer classes,
that's why.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
And do they like hire out like do they put
classifieds like in the paper like.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Any black market like b like web dark web, but
if they call that, they call that mike DS black market,
dark web. Two different things be similar, right, the ven
diagram kind of covered both those a little.

Speaker 6 (44:25):
Bit, right, And then I wonder, like, why would they
they get a Target gift card so then they just
go buy supplies or sure they sell it for like
if it's a.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Hard shirts, do they sell it for ninety if they
could sell it, or they could just go buy stuff
and resell the stuff too. It's a good point. Yeah,
I hate that for you at Alicia. But they didn't
get any money from you, right.

Speaker 19 (44:47):
They didn't get any money from me. Lucky enough, they
almost got one from one of my friends who was
actually looking for a.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Dog to buy.

Speaker 19 (44:56):
But luckily enough, once they started.

Speaker 10 (44:58):
Asking a bunch of questions at ninth they didn't end up.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
I'm sorry you were locked out of your accounts. That sucks.
Thank you for calling.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
All right, if you have a good story, hit us
up eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby Bobby's story by
Time for the News. A quarter of adults don't know
how to ride a bike. Twenty eight percent of adults
can't swim.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
That's crazy. I thought so too. Then I started to
think about it. There are major parts of this country
that live in.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Pure metropolitan areas where you would never even learn how
to ride a bike because there's no land. Imagine you
grew up in New York City, You're probably not learning
how to ride a bike the same way that I
did growing up in rural Arkansas. There's Central Park. Yeah,
but again that's such a tourist thing. And again, unless
your parents are taking you, it's not a normal part
of life in these massive cities.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
If you live in a city. Wow, that's a great point.
I never even thought about that. But that's wild Becuz yeah,
I was thinking that too.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
It's like a quarter of people couldn't ride a bike.
But then that's got to be people who grew up
we're riding bikes. It's not there We're like, I'm never
riding a bike. No, I think it was mostly probably
grew up where that wasn't a big part of childhood.
Twenty eight percent can't swim, similar thing.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Yeah, I mean that's never changed.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Really, Costco choppers out thousands of dollars after being charged
seventeen times for this single trip to the grocery store,
An Arizona woman who spent three hundred and eight bucks
on a Costco grocery hall now owes a total of
two hundred and forty one dollars.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Her name is Ashton. Happened in Phoenix. She bought the
product with her City credit card.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
According to Azy family, she received notifications from city about
the duplicate charges being made to her card.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
At first I was thinking, oh, that's weird. It must
be delayed.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
But then it hit again and again and again and again,
seventeen extra charges. They have no idea what happened. But
now she got to get to the whole process. Luckily
with a credit card, yes, because they can go through
that process and clear you. This isn't so much a scammer.
This is a computer malfunction or somebody getting real happy
with the inner button in her.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
You're telling me, if it's cash, they can't give you
money back. Are you're not going to be charged seventeen
times over for cash? You're going to know and you
pay it right now, you're going to handle over.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
Then then how would it be back, because, like you said,
credit card, think you're not.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Gonna pay cash. I don't understand your question. Well you said, like,
thank goodness those credit card. Well what's another option where
it would be like, oh, I can't get my money back?
If they would have just messed it up and she
paid it. Or a credit card in general. I don't
know about this, but if you do anything, even if
you get stuff stolen from you on a credit card,
you can go and file or call and be like, hey,
this was not me. That's the same with a debit card, probably,

(47:28):
but the difference there is debit your money's gone until
they fix it. A credit card you owe, but owing
one dollar and one thousand dollars is the same if
you're not paying any of it.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
So I would say that it's probably better that it's credit.
There are more rules if you pay somebody cash and
you find out later on that money gone sorry, maybe
maybe more some money gone sorry. But credit cards are
cool like that now where most mostly you can buy
whatever and if there's a mess up, they get it
back to you. They also trust everybody for everything. Like
you could just say this was stolen, just don't don't

(48:00):
say that. Don't say that.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
But I don't abuse the system, so I don't care.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
I could say whatever I feel like some people, even
with like Amazon, you could be like I never got
my stuff, yes, and they're like, okay, well we'll get
But when you do it like the fourth time, they're
probably onto you and they cancel your account. Gen Z
is using annoyment for chat cow utters on their own
faces as a night cream. Almost half of gen Z
Americans feel like they're living a double life.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Two things here.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Number one is that people that get online live differently
and they react differently to people than they would in
real life.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
I think we see that true. Yes, So I got
two stories here.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
You know, I was on TikTok this weekend, and I've
been doing these answer things on TikTok when people ask
me questions are they posting the comment and I'll just
answer it. Some dude wrote a comment it was like, Bobby,
You're an embarrassment to country music. And so I just
posted that one and answered it. And I was like, yeah,
I feel you said, I understand why you would think that.

(48:59):
I I don't agree, but I was thinking. I thought
about like seven eight of my friends that are super happy,
and they never write negative stuff on people's social media,
like they are not consumed with other people's anything. And
so like my friends that are super happy.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Or fulfilled or have other things going on in their life,
they don't get under someone's TikTok or Facebook or Instagram,
and right, you're an idiot, you're stupid something political because
they have their own lives. And so what I started
talking about in that message was if you had a
lot going on positively, you wouldn't be doing this. So
everybody that's watching this, when you get negative comments, just
understand that people that are saying stuff like this to you,

(49:37):
it's because they're sad or they're losers. Dang, you got
deep like that. Well I did, but then I got
community guidelines and they took it off. Fine, they took
it off my TikTok. Are you cyber bullying? I didn't
feel like that was cyber bullying. Oh he should call
someone a loser.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
I said the person who Yes, it doesn't matter. The
person was a loser who did it. But my video
is ripped off TikTok. So I posted another one using
a screenshot from the original one. And I haven't mad
community guidelined yet, but I feel like I'm probably don't get.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Taken off TikTok. They haven't got yet, mister Bobby bones
on TikTok if you want to check that out.

Speaker 6 (50:09):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
The other thing was the ointment. Yeah, there are a
lot of medicines.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
There are a lot of medicines that can be used
for different things, but they market it toward one thing,
meaning any sort of PMS medicine. You can that for
headache for I mean, there's a lot of things that
they go, Okay, we have this, we're gonna specifically market
this for these symptoms. So whatever, this creams could probably
be used as one hundred different things for skin for

(50:36):
you know, crusty whatever.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
But it's the oint. It's chapped cow utter's appintment. Who
knew the cow letter's got chapped?

Speaker 5 (50:42):
Well, think about it like the baby's just trying to
get milk all day. Like, of course you're gonna get
chapped in any skin. But I know the regular utters
get chapped. Excuse me, we don't call it that, but
you know when you regularly when a mom's breastfeeding, oh human.

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toll on men's heart health as they get older. Researchers
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compared to men without kids. That's from AGPM Focus, the

(51:17):
research publication thoughts Eddie.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
I mean, yeah, it's stressful, So yeah, you're going into
a stressful situation. But that's any stressful situation excep if
this one lasts for ever long time, eighteen years, eighteen years,
So yeah, I get that.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
One more story.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
One week break from social media is enough to significantly
improve the body image, self esteem, and mental health that
we are neglecting for fifty year olds and younger. The
study is among the first look at the effect of
a social media break on mental health body image. The
study simply had half of its participants avoid using TikTok, Twitter, Facebook,

(51:56):
Instagram for a week. The results show that young people
who have abstained experience larger boosts and self esteem with
body image.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
That makes sense because you're not seeing that every day.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Social media isn't bad if used properly, if consumed properly,
if there's an understanding of what you're seeing. There isn't
actual real life. It's a slice of somebody's life, and
it's probably slightly modified, especially the entire package you're seeing
from someone. They're showing you what they want you to see.

(52:29):
But it has allowed me a lot of relationships, friends
making friends, connections. But it's all about how you use it,
and I think that's where the education needs to come
in more so than don't use it. It's this is
how you use it, and this is what you should
and shouldn't believe.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Yeah, that's that's hard to watch that and think that
some of what you're watching is not real, like especially
from your friends, even though you know that's the best
of and they got.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Yeah, yeah for sure. Hey, let's talk to Tommy and Richmond. Hey, Tommy,
so you are a white hat hacker, a legal hacker?

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Is that true? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (53:06):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (53:07):
So what do you do and how did you get
into that?

Speaker 10 (53:11):
Well? As far as what I do, I'm head of
application security for a company based in New York City,
but I also do something called bug bondis on the side.
That's where companies invite hackers to break into their systems,
find the vulnerabilities and show them so that way they
can fix them. And each time we're successful, they pay
us a bounty.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
They say, hey, good guy, because they know if you
get into it, you're not going to steal from them,
so they go come and hack me, because if you
hack me. That allows me to see where I can
easily be hacked. And so how many times have you
done that? And you've been able to break through.

Speaker 10 (53:46):
Tens of thousands of times. I've made just under five
million dollars since twenty sixteen in bounty through what packed
every major company you can think of from Yahoo alone
is pay at one point nine million. But I've hacked Google,
face Book, Yahoo, Microsoft, MGM, just about any money.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
And how did you get into this business? Were you
ever a not good guy hacker?

Speaker 11 (54:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (54:09):
I actually spent from nineteen ninety three to twenty ten
as a quote unquote black hat illegal hacker, and I
spent five years in federal prison.

Speaker 12 (54:18):
Court.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Oh, when you got to federal prison for hacking? Is
that like a nicer prison since you weren't like stabbing?

Speaker 10 (54:26):
Oh it was supposed to be. But because I did
something stupid when I was a kid, they counted it
as a pilot church and they put me in maximum
security for it.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
So you're a maximum security for hacking. How did you
get caught?

Speaker 10 (54:39):
One of my co defendants told on me In two
thousand and one. We went to a conventioned Las Vegas
called Depthon and he got arrested for vandalism and when
we went home, he bragged about it on our website.
They investigated found him and he was fourteen at the time,
so they told him if he didn't tell on us
that they would charge him with everything we had done.
So he told on everybody the group.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
And how did you get into computers and then into
I don't know if it's coding and then hacking?

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Like what was that process?

Speaker 10 (55:09):
In ninety three, I joined the wrong IRC channel. The
I r C was a way to chat with people
back in the nineties. It's still used today, but it's
not as popular. And I joined the wrong rayment was
earned by a hacker and I thought it was the
coolest thing in the world, so annoying him for probably
six months until he agreed to start teaching them.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Can you just see somebody's laptop or phone? Or is
it possible to watch people through their cameras? As It
much easier than we think it is.

Speaker 10 (55:40):
It depends since most people don't take the necessary precautions
they need to to protect their systems, keeping them up
to date and everything. It is easier than you would
think it is for a computer. Your phones not so much.
The people that can break into your phones a vulnerability
to hijack. A new iPhone is worth a million dollars,

(56:03):
so they're not going to use that on random people
a boyfriend or girlfriend. That's something that nation states are
using so that way they can spy on other political
people and things like that.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Deag So do you just get emails or calls going
hey Tommy, we know you're a great white hat hacker.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
We like to hire you. How does someone hire you
to do this?

Speaker 10 (56:26):
Most of the time they'll I've got a Twitter account
that I use for my hacking stuff, and most people
send me messages on there, or they'll send me an
invite to their bug body program through the hacker Wonner
bug craft platform. And if I'm not doing anything and
I like the company, then I'll go and take a
look at them. But most of the time they don't
pay enough to make it worth much time.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Does it bother people that you have a.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Background in prison and black hat hacking if they want
to hire you to white hat hack?

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Or is that mostly? How well hackers do they go
bad and then they go good?

Speaker 10 (57:04):
Well, it did bother people. When I came home from
prison in twenty and ten, I couldn't get anybody to
trust me at the computer job. It took me about
three years before I found a small spurad up here
in Richmond that would give me a chance. But now
in twenty twenty four, a lot of companies are more
accepting of it because they understand that to catch a criminal,

(57:26):
it's best to have somebody that knows how they think.
And if you just hire somebody straight out of college,
it's all theoretical. They don't really have hands on experience.
But I spent time on both sides of it, so
I know how the good guys think and how the
bad guys spent.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
So you can work your own schedule. Then you want
to go for a week and chill on a beach,
you can and hack. Can you hack from anywhere? Is
it a remote job?

Speaker 10 (57:50):
Yep, it's one hundred percent remote. Even my head of
app set job as hundred percent remote.

Speaker 11 (57:55):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (57:55):
But I spent absolutely I did nothing else from twenty
sixteen to twenty twenty except for the book nineties. I
would work for ten hours a month and I was
making seven figures a year.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Can you hack a bad guy?

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Let's say a scammer was scamming me, and I'm like, Tommy,
this dude is scamming me. They've got into my stuff.
Could you hack a bad person? And that still be
considered white hat hacking even though you're doing it illegally.

Speaker 10 (58:21):
It really depends. Like here in the US we have
some of the worst computer crime loves in the entire world.
Like they're extremely strict and I couldn't do it while
I was in the US, but I was if I
was in another country and it was somebody that I
was bargaining that was outside of the US, then the
US might not hear. But it's not really worth the

(58:42):
risk of life in prison if I get caught hacking somebody.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Oh Tommy, when you got out of prison, did you like,
were you behind on the hacking technology orre you just like?
Oh man, so much has changed?

Speaker 10 (58:54):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Well.

Speaker 10 (58:55):
Luckily, when I was in the second two times, they
had introduced uters and emails into the federal person system,
so I had people that I was emailing back and
forth with just because I wanted to hack their computers
to give me more excess. So I'd had people sending
me information. I got various magazines and books while I
was in to stay up to date and just it's

(59:20):
I'm ADHD. So computers are the only things that I
can really focus on and never lose interest in. So
it's even if I fall behind a little bit, I
can catch back up pretty quick.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
So what's the thing that we're doing wrong? Is it
opening files and emails?

Speaker 11 (59:35):
Like?

Speaker 2 (59:35):
How are most people getting their computers hacked into? Just
general public?

Speaker 10 (59:41):
The people that are on Facebook that share those fifty
questions about their significant other or themselves to see how
well you know each other. People don't understand every single
one of those questions you answer are your secret question answers.
So all the hacker needs to do is become friends
with you on Facebook and wait for you to post
one of those things, and then they can go and

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start trying to compromise your account.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
So it's not even that someone's breaking in.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
They're just seeing information that someone's posting and taking it,
you know, accumulating it all and go on trying to
passwords and stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:00:16):
Most of them have the forgot Passwordly when you have
your account like Google on everything, and all you need
to know is somebody's birth date, the email, and then
it'll ast you. Most of the time. Two secret question answers,
which are going to be your first pets name, your
always child's middle name, and things like that, and everybody
freely shares that information on Facebook.

Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
So Tommy, do you recommend people have different passwords or
one for all the things?

Speaker 10 (01:00:42):
You should have a different password for every website.

Speaker 11 (01:00:45):
That you have.

Speaker 10 (01:00:45):
And it can't be just like password one two three
for one, password one two four for another. They should
be completely different passwords that are unrelated. I know it's
a little bit tedious, but it's the only way to
give yourself the protection because you don't know what company
is going to be hacked next, Like Facebook could get

(01:01:05):
hacked tomorrow and had all of our passwords that we've
used on Facebook, and if you've used the password anywhere else,
they've got your password for everything else.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
My final question is when we hear about Russia or
China hacking into our grid or whatever that means, I mean,
is that something we should be worried about, or do
we have the best hackers?

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Who has best hackers?

Speaker 10 (01:01:26):
Oh Man, the NSA has extremely good hackers and the
tailored access operations, but when it comes to the best,
it's probably China simply because of sheer volume and the
only reason that all you hear about in the news
is China and Russia doing it is because you're watching
American news. The Americans do it just as much, if

(01:01:49):
not more, as they do. Our news just won't call
out our own hackers for doing the illegal stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
But if we had like a hacking super Bowl, America
would win.

Speaker 10 (01:02:03):
Well, there's actually kind of a hacking super Bowl every
year called to own And I mean most of the
hackers are from the US, but a lot to find
some really crazy bugs are from like mainland China. Russia
doesn't get to participate in things like that because of
their factions, right, But I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Mean, if there was one country, though, you had to
declare the great ten hackers, the best ten hacker team,
who would you bet put your money on you?

Speaker 10 (01:02:29):
Probably the American you say you WUS.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Say you US say so?

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Is he considered one of the best American hackers.

Speaker 10 (01:02:38):
I'm considered the highest paid legal American hacker.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
US say Tommy, honestly and every way, thank you for calling,
because we learned a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Dude.

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
This dude just certain hacks Yahoo and gets paid millions
of dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
And Tommy, we're on your side. Dude, Yeah, we support you. Hey, Tommy,
appreciate the call, buddy. I wonder if that was a
real voice, because I wonder if he manipulated that sound
like a deep well, I don't know that's a.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
That's a good call. I don't think that all the
state sales are for dead people. That's the most morbid
thing I've ever I don't think that just because you
went to one that means they died. Sometimes it's just
like a full like they're moving, or are you sure
the person died.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
It was a double death?

Speaker 11 (01:03:33):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
So you went to a house you saw was in
a state sale.

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
My wife follows estate seals on I guess social media.
I don't know why she has obsession with this stuff
and I had never been, and she's like, oh, there's
a state seale, let's go, And so we go and
I find out it is dead people. Like you are
just walking through there, surfing through the dead people's stuff,
and they die. You know for sure they died?

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Yeah, double death?

Speaker 6 (01:03:58):
Man, like you ask Like some lady that was shopping there,
I found one of the pamphlets from the funeral is like,
look at how sad this is? And she shows it
to me and it's like, what in the world is
going on? And I'm like, this is so awkward. I
am digging through this dead man's closet looking at his
jackets and his hats and his coats.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
And you'd buy anything. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:04:20):
We ended up buying some suff and I took some
free food out of the pantry because it said free food.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
In the pantry.

Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
They had like boxes of rice aroni and Hamburger Telpert.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Rice aroni is old no, no, no, okay. They just
died like recently, but they're like, hey, the boy, we
gotta sell everything. I've been to one of those kind
of estate sales a lot of times they are for
death or somebody just having a fully.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
I mean, there was like toothbrushes on the counter there
an hour ago. It's terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
They died like two weeks ago, three weeks ago, and
so their family just said, come buy whatever you want.
We're gonna leave it all as it is.

Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
Everything was just laid out, I mean everything, anything and
everything you wanted.

Speaker 10 (01:04:56):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
So weird. I mean that feels weird. I felt so uncomfortable,
like digging through their clousets.

Speaker 6 (01:05:03):
I walk in and it's like the hat is on
the bed, like he just laid the hat there, like, oh,
I'm gonna get my hat in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
And or never came back to it, never had a morning.
Oh my gosh, dude. It was so weird. And I
was like, we have to leave, except you want to
rice Roni for free. But then it said free food
in the pantry and I opened up the pantry.

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
It was a really nice pantry, like sliding shelves, and
then it had rice, a Ronie hamburger helper had some
Kansas soup.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
How much of that did you take? I took two
bags of food. Yeah, like I put it in like
two grocery bags. You took two full grocery bags of food.

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
Oh, they're probably half full because it was pretty heavy.
I didn't want to double bag, so I just did
two bags of that. But it was morbid, dude. I
heard you upset there not giving away free snacks. It's
a new office.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
I'm refusing to move. I'm refusing to move.

Speaker 6 (01:05:47):
I went by the new office, uh, because I had
to go get something from one of the sales ladies.
And I was like, oh, yeah, where those snacks at
you know what I mean? And she goes, oh, no,
we discontinued the snacks. I said, no, no, you didn't
discontinue because, yeah, there's no longer free snack, probably.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Because we were coming and they knew better. Well, we
went over and we tore it with their moving our
studio to another building down the road. And they had
free snacks for all the people that worked there all
the time. But there was no way that was going
to survive with us going there. No, we love free stuff,
and he will take it all home. He took Riceeroni
from a dead man's house.

Speaker 12 (01:06:15):
This is true.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Dead man and woman. They both died. Hold that double death.
He said, man, it was like, what'd you buy? I
bought a mirror. My wife liked the mirror, and then
she bought a picture of a winter tree. A tree
was snow on it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:32):
Because she goes, oh, I could pull that out during
the during Christmas season. We can put it on the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
Is it marked down like the yard Selle? Yeah, like
thirty bucks mirror like forty bucks. It was like a
big long like a mirror like this. And she follows
an account that tells her where to go to these. Yeah,
estate sales all over the city. I guess what was
the coolest thing in there though, Like did that have
cars or anything that you were like, oh, I can't
afford that, but if I could, that'd be awesome. Oh
they had Well the house was the house. No, the

(01:06:58):
house wasn't for sale.

Speaker 6 (01:06:59):
But there was a really nice I don't even know
what it's called, but it was in the next to
the kitchen table and then you keep dishes in it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
What it is like five thousand dollars a cupboard? Is
that you covered? You wouldn't sell a whole cupboard.

Speaker 6 (01:07:13):
I almost bought Bobby an Arkansas hat. The guy was
an Arkansas fan. Oh, rest, But I was like, man,
this may be weird. It was like an old, old
school like it was like from the late seventies.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
I love what someone told people they almost did for you.
But that's my favorite thing, was like I almost got
you something that when someone like almost did something nice
for you.

Speaker 6 (01:07:34):
Hey, I thought, would Bobby wear a dead man's hat?
Be I felt weird picking up the clothes man.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Like, I, well, thank you for almost doing something nice
for me, but telling me about it, And it's weird
that you didn't want to pick up the clothes but
you took the food home.

Speaker 10 (01:07:49):
Almost.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
I almost gave you ray yesterday. Really yeah, I was
a home and I was like, you know, i'd nah,
but I didn't. Nice but I didn't but didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
But I still thought it was weird that that lady
was taking one of the pamphlets from the funeral to
take home.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
With her, Like that was weird, Like why would you
do that? Somebody was there shopping and they took a
picre She's the one that showed me the thing. She
was just shopping.

Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
She had a couple items in her She had a
sun hat. She goes once I read this pamplet, I
can't buy the sun hat. And I was like, this
is strange, that's weird. Hey, so what's in estate? Like
if everything? But if I I is my house now
in a state. But an estate would be defined as
anything in what you own, Oh that would be your state.

(01:08:30):
I mean the shower, curtains for sale, man, everything everything else,
the tooth face.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
That's like Clarence, Clarence.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
Dang, I guess it's better like if like you know,
than you cleaning up the house, just sell it all.
That's the most Clarence sale you could possibly have.

Speaker 8 (01:08:43):
Bobby bone show.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Sorry up to day.

Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
This story comes us from Columbia County, Georgia. A fifty
four year old woman was at home when there was
a raccoon.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
In her yards. Man, I gotta get rid of this.
Who's she gonna call? Nine one one? What's your emergency?

Speaker 14 (01:09:00):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
Yeah, can you come das this raccoon get into my trash?
Cans said, ma'am, this is in a nine one one call.
Please don't call us again. Hour later, she calls back, Hey, yeah,
could you google some restaurants for me? I'm hungry and
was wondering if any of them are open right now.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Oh, she just wanted a friend. Basically, yeah, sad. Well
I think she had been drinking. Oh, well they're not
so sad dumb, Okay, I can be easily changed. Oh
she was drunk, that's different.

Speaker 11 (01:09:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
So they came and gave her a ticket for miss
use in nine one one. I felt that I'm lunchboxed
at your bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
I hope you have a great rest of the day. Goodbye, everybody,
you love it.