(Mon Full) The Worst Thing from Our Vacations: Amy Returns with a Cough + Abby’s Top 5 Best and Sketchy Moments from Her Solo Vacation + Caller Sarah Needs Advice on Living With Someone for the First Time

We each share the worst things that happened to us on our vacation that includes Amy getting sick on the final day of break. Abby shares the high and low lights from her solo vacation that Eddie and Scuba Steve convinced her to go on. Listener Sarah calls in who is about to move in with her boyfriend. She asks us for advice on living with someone for the first time.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting hellos. All right, we are back Morning Studio. Well, well,
well we went on vacation for a week, sort of
like we were gone for a week. But one of
those days you guys were gone too, was fourth July.
I do want to play this voice Meil to start

(00:23):
the show. Go ahead, Hello, Bobby, Morning Studio. I just
want to say thank you for almost all week you
guys gave us new content for fly. Just curious did
you guys stay late and do that. It wasn't all
brand new, but it mostly brand new, so I appreciate
that anyway, like to know, thank you very much. I

(00:45):
appreciate you acknowledging that. So here's what happens. Most shows
they leave, they just go, we're gonna play best of
We don't want to do that, so as much as
we don't have to, we stay late. We work extra
days to make sure that even though we're gone, and
you get new content. So fourth of July, that was Monday.
Everybody was gone off that day. We had full new
shows that full new interviews on Tuesday and Wednesday. The

(01:07):
only days you hurt anything that wasn't totally new was
Thursday and Friday. Still people were complaining online about it.
I'm treating them too good. I'm telling you, I'm treating
people too good. Where they're they're getting all spoiled. And
when they're two days of reruns because that's our first
week of vacation of the year in July, and because
there are two days of reruns, they're like, you go
on vacation all time. This sucks. I'm treating them too good.

(01:31):
So I appreciate that, because yes, we stayed and worked
really late before we left to make sure that if
you listen to the show, we didn't treat you like
other shows would treat you. Yeah, that's right. All the
other shows they treat you like crap. They kick you
on their way up the door. They'd spit in your
face and go on vacation. Not us. We hug you,
and you know what, we hug you, and you complain
about us. I pretty fired up over that. I look

(01:52):
at the comments, Oh my goodness. But yes, we are back,
and I'm happy to be back. But I had a
really good vacation, which is something that I would usually
not say because I would usually not mean it. But
we had a really great trip, and it's just fun
going on vacation. With my wife, which I never got
to do him my whole life until I met our
marit her. So we went to Utah and Arizona right

(02:13):
there on the border, and I was talking to Mike
d about it and we were catching up on each
other's vacation trips, and I was like, Mike, Mike went
to the beach, and Mike like me, hates the beach.
And he did hate the beach, did you? I didn't
because you have a wife, That's why. And so he's like,
how how Jeers go? I was like, it was good.
I said, we we're pretty active and he goes, active,
look like you're shooting a TV show. I said, well,

(02:36):
you know, early in the day, in the morning, in
the desert, we did very active stuff like riding bikes
through the mountains or climbing stuff or what else? Do
We kick boxed and is awesome. I can tell you
more about it later. But it was a really good
trip and I think she had a great time. And
I come back. I don't know about refreshing rejuvenated, because
I always am both tired and yeah, physically I'm always tired,

(03:01):
but I'm always ready to go. So we're all here
I'm here, Eddie's here, Amy's here, lunchboxes here, the whole
crew is here. So we're here to give you out
some more great shows today, hopefully. But I don't have
any new injuries. That was the first question. That's good.
You know you here in the woods all day. We
used to We used to hunt all day and we'd
come back and we don't check ourself for ticks at
the end of the day with your socks or your

(03:22):
legs that's been covered. You take a minute check yourself
for ticks. I had to check myself for injuries once
I got back because I'm getting older, make sure everything
was worth Yeah. So I was like going on, check
my calf, all right, thatunds good. I'll check my elbow,
all right, thatunds good. And so I did that. But
all my pictures are up if you want to see
we posted. It's just amazing, like I think even visually
my best vacation. Oh yeah, dude, it look beautiful. And

(03:44):
people would hit me up and it would be mean.
People aren't mean. Sometimes after they would go why'd you
do reruns? They would go, you guys took a photographer
with you? Hellame, No, we don't either. I take it
to Kalin, she takes it to me, we wrop it
up somewhere, or we get someone to take it for us,
not a photographer. That it was the only four options.

(04:06):
If you think we're flying with the photographer crazy, He's
on the floor beside the bed with us always. I'm like, hey, Kayla,
wake up Timmy, he's got to get a picture of this.
I'm here, guys, there is no I don't know if
you I don't know what kind of life you guys
think I live. But no, we don't take a photographers.
It would be awesome. And like the climbing ones on

(04:28):
my Instagram again, go to mister Bobby Bones the climbing ones.
We had our guide take them. He was like, I
take them all the time. He had a wrist trap
on so it wouldn't lose his phone climbing the mountains.
So that's the other one. The other one is people
will send people were really nasty Kaitlin the whole time anyway, Um,
but people sent Kaitlin ones. I can't believe we take
a full time here and make up person on the
road with you is that same person taking our pictures?

(04:51):
Because I got news for you ain't nobody there, And
she was like, why are people so mean about this?
Because she's asking me, and I'm like, you know, it's
that sucks, but in this way that it sucks, it's
kind of a compliment, like they're like, going, you take
the best pictures. Yeah, makeup, great hair and makeup. She
does it herself, every bit of it. So that's what's up.
That's what's up. But we're all here. We're glad that

(05:13):
you're here. Amy returned with a cough, a big cough,
So I'm not gonna really put a lot of pressure
on her today because when she talks, she's like, yeah, right, Amy, Yes,
I've been sitting here listening and I'm scared to actually
talk because when I do talk, a cough does come out.
But I'm trying. Like I came back with a hat
from where we stayed. Yeah, Amy came back with the croup.

(05:34):
The cough, Yeah, the Middle Eastern croup. We're back, had
a little vacation. We're so pumped to be back with
you guys on the radio. Let's go now and open
up the mail bag. Get something we call hello, Bobby Bones.

(05:56):
I'll keep it short and sweet. I just got a
brand new phone, my friend borrowing it to look something up,
or walking down the street she tripped, fell, dropped the phone.
The screen is shattered. While I feel horrible that she
fell down, I'm responsible for paying for my new phone screen?
Or is she thank you? By the way, did I
mention I'm nineteen and broke, signed nineteen and broke? Okay?

(06:19):
Very common thing here, somebody breaks something of yours who pays.
I think it would be nice if your friends said,
oh my goodness, I'm so sorry, I will pay for that.
That would be awesome if she just did that, because
I think that's what most people would do. But she
also might be broke as well. Yeah, and she can't
pay for it. You are you let her have the screen? Yeah?

(06:40):
You have to circle it back to the origin of responsibility.
And is an accident by her? By the way, As
an accident, you're responsible for paying for it. But it'd
be awesome if she helped or did Yes, But you
are responsible. Should she act like but even though she's responsible?
But can she ask for half? Yes? No, she can
ask for help. Okay. Oh, I don't think I put

(07:01):
a percentage on it because she may do seventy five
may do one hundred who knows, okay, But I would say, hey,
I gotta get a new phone screen. Can you help
me pay for this? Don't, don't do half, don't do it,
and she will say yes or no. You are responsible
for your own phone screen because you gave it to
her and then an accident happened. If she just grabs it,
it's mine. Now I'm the king of the world. Bamps

(07:21):
lands on the ground. Then she does, but yes, so
I say, it stinks. It's a bad situation. So you say,
I say, it's your responsibility, but it's okay to ask.
And if she whatever, she says, you have to accept lunchbox.
The friend needs to pay for your screen. Three needs
to but isn't responsible. If I land Eddie my car
and he wrecks it, Eddie is responsible to pay for it.

(07:43):
So I lent you my phone, you broke it, you
pay for it. Cars have insurance, not all phones, do
you know? So I mean that's gonna be part of it.
So I ed would pay the deductible of the insurance.
That's fine, yes, but that's what I'm saying. So your
screen costs one hundred bucks. That and you don't know
what if they just could not pay for I woulda
if I loaned Anie my he's like somebody backed into me.
I backed into somebody. I don't have any money. I'd

(08:03):
be responsible to pay for it, and I just hope
that Eddie could because I couldn't make him pay for it.
Wen go to court. You wouldn't take Eddie to court
because then we wouldn't be friends anymore. That's fine. I
understand what you're saying, but I think that's fine. You
just write it off, all right, Well, Amy, and I
feel like that you're responsible. But if she's a good friend,
she will help you pay for it or maybe pay

(08:24):
for it all. Yeah, but you didn't loan it to her.
When you loan it to somebody, it's still yours. You're
still responsible for it the end, you know. Okay, thank
you for the email. I think we'll close it up
now we've got your That was sold. I got a
text from a friend and they were like, Hey, we're

(08:45):
having a wedding. We're getting married. Here's the invitation. Click
the link. I click the link O RSVP. Through text
got another text back going you are RSVP, and I
was like, that was so easy. One cheaper for them too.
I have to mail something back. I gotta check. Let's
stop with wedding is having to pay all this extra
money for sending out way to expensive invitations. It's so dumb.

(09:06):
So I really enjoyed that text mess. Easier for me,
easier for them, cheaper for them. So I think that's
a tradition that we should do away with buying these
stupid expensive invitations. And you know who keeps telling us
we need to buy these invitations, the companies that are
making the invitations. They're the ones keeping this in the culture.
So have a list here from SWNS Digital top traditions

(09:28):
of that that are out that you should not do anymore.
Number one that the bride can't be seen before the wedding. Now,
I did not see Caitlin and it wasn't a luck thing.
It was a I wanted to just be surprised by
her dress in the moment. Yeah right, But most people
feel like if you see the person beforehand, that's bad luck.
And that's where the tradition comes from, is you don't

(09:49):
see them because it means bad life, and let's play
hard for you go straight bad life if your eyes
on them, the next one the bride's parents for the wedding.
They say, you should do away with that, I offering yeah,
but they feel like they have to, right. The tradition
is they have to, so they do. And I bet

(10:11):
a lot of parents are like, man, this really hurts
us financially. So I do not think that that should
be the tradition. That was awesome though, Dude, I love
that tradition. When I mean and I got three boys
that he's got four boys. I love that tradition. Let's
keep going with that tradition. I don't like me. I
paid my own wedding. I was cool with it. I
don't want to put that on them. Maybe you're in
a position where you could. I was an adult and

(10:31):
if I couldn't I have a smaller wedding. Yeah, that's
the position I would have been in. Have a smaller
wedding and pay for it. So next up, Brian and
groom's guests sit separately. That's kind of a dumb tradition.
You put, okay, you guys on this side, you on
that side. What can they sit together? Who cares well?
It's like tells you who's there for who you can
look and see they're ten feet away for each other,

(10:53):
and then what if one person doesn't have as many people? Yeah,
you're there for both. Yeah, walking down the aisle to
here comes the Bride, which I see lesson less doing
that wed She didn't, Although I feel like I should
have walked down the aisle. I said this many times.
I really got screwed out of that. I want him
own moment the sun. I can do a couple twirls.
She didn't come down to that song, dude. No, she
came down to Jake Owen Made for You. Yeah, And

(11:14):
I remember calling Jake and going, hey, man, we're gonna
do Made for You your song, but you're gonna be
sitting there. I don't want you to sing it. Is
that cool if we play it and we don't ask
you to sing it? And he just thought it was
a weird request because and Jake's a friend and he
was like, yeah, dude, but we're like, we want to
make sure that you don't feel like it's awkward when
your songs playing but it's not you and it was

(11:35):
played on violins and stuff, and we're like, we don't
want you to stand out and be like, Okay, I'll
do it. I was made for you. Just enjoy the wedding.
I wonder if he was humming it while they were
playing in the violins, like, oh, look to himself. And
I wanted to give him my heads up so people
wouldn't like stare at him and be like, oh, that's
your song. Yeah, so here comes to bride. I don't
know that I've seen that in a while at a wedding.
Du you know that feels like that one's kind of

(11:55):
going away. The bride and groom's guests sit separately. Something old,
something knew, something borrowed, something blue. Who cares? Fine, that's fine,
that's is that a good luck thing? Yeah, but nobody
gets hurt. No time's wasted. Uh. And then a white
wedding dress. If I say I'm coming on the red,
I'm like, oh boy, you she's at her fun Huh.

(12:16):
That doesn't mean that I know. But it's weird to
think that you were white because you're a virtue I know,
you know, like mine. That's right, that's why you were white. Tradition, Yes,
the tradition says you were white. Get rid of that.
You're like, why didn't want it? That's why you didn't
wear a white tuck. So that's why didn't wear a
white tuck. Yours is like pitch black. He wrapped himself

(12:38):
in a black tart. Definitely not one down. So there
you go. Those are the things that people think should
be out. Go ahead. I saw something the other day
about a trend that's happening right now is daughters wearing
their mother's wedding dress, but not as it was, Like,
they take it and they alter it to fit their
style and vibe, but they're still using, you know, the

(13:01):
bones and like of it. And so I thought that
was cool. So as like, think of it now, women
that are getting married, save your dresses because who knows
your daughter might want to wear it one day. Yeah,
and you're gonna say money, a lot of money. Yeah,
that's an awesome thing. All right, there you go. Let's
not do those anymore. Eliminate one and it's never done again.
Of all those that I said are kind of traditions
going out, which one would you eliminate the dumbest one?

(13:24):
I would say the dumbest one for me, Well, i'd
say that making people sit separately. Yeah, that's what I
was gonna say. That's pretty dumb one. No reason we
don't need to like look and judge and be like, oh, yeah,
I got three more people. Amy, I guess the seeing
the people before, Yeah, I get it. Yeah, because of

(13:45):
bad luck if you don't want to do it because
of because it's like a little fun thing for y'all,
like to like you said you wanted to see Caitlin
for the first time that she's walking down the aisle,
and I didn't wanted to see the chaps that I
was wearing until she was walking down the eiche. You
wouldn't let you wear. No, she wouldn't, and there were
Let's so that whole thing. If you see each other before,
then you can take pictures before and that saves a
lot of time. That's what we did. We did our

(14:07):
pictures quick though, because we were like, we don't want
to have everybody here and then be gone for a
long time. So we told the planner or another the photographer.
We were like, all right, so as we're done. We
got like twelve minutes. Oh no, you handled that the
way you handle most things in life. Where we were
like out there and it was like click, click, and
Bobby's like all right, let's go, let's go. I was
like her family. You three here now, I just didn't

(14:27):
want to be gone the whole time. You know, no,
I've never seen it go that fast. All right, thank
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(14:53):
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(15:17):
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(15:39):
that's your skinny heart. It's time for the good news. Boy.
We first shared this story a while ago about a
twelve year old named Brody who came on from school
and Brody was upset only two teachers and two students
signed as year book and he'd also been bullied, and
that story went viral. While Paul Rudd, who was an

(16:01):
ant man a ton of movies. But Paul Rudd heard
about this and he sent him a letter and he
signed an ant man helmet and sent that to him
as well. That's awesome. Brodie's mother, Cassandra, shared images of
both the letter and the helmet on Facebook. Paul wrote
this in the letter, It's important to remember that even
when life is tough, the things do get better. There

(16:22):
are so many people that love you and think you're
the coolest kid there is me being one of them.
I can't wait to see all the amazing things you're
going to accomplish. And then he signed his name. Paul
Rudd didn't have to do that. That's really cool. That
is awesome. You know, it reminds me. I think we
mentioned this too, but there was this guy that worked
at Burger King like twenty five years and never missed
a day work. Oh yeah, and he's like, look what

(16:43):
I got and he was showing like the lame stuff
they gave him for working twenty five years. It was
like a pair of ear plugs, a Burger King hat.
I don't remember exactly what it was. And David Spade
like reached out on Instagram. Is in the five thousand bucks?
Yeah amazing. I mean they definitely don't have to do that.
And David Spay didn't show that story, he said in
five thousand and just lived his life. And same here.

(17:04):
Paul Rodd's people didn't share this but loved it. Love
it for the kid. Think Paul Rudd's awesome. That is
what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
All right, Let's play the game that's so fun for
me and not fun for you. And by that I
mean the show because it's a really hard game. It's
called never Gonna Get It. And let's bring back on Kate.

(17:29):
You may remember Kate from Troy, Idaho. We played with her,
she did not win. I promised her we'd play with
her again. Everybody say hello Kate. Hello, Okay, Kate say
hello everybody everybody there. We go. All right, So here's
the question, guys, it's a really hard question. You're never
gonna get it? All right, here we go. Most Americans
think age twelve is the right time for kids to

(17:51):
start being able to do this. What is it? I'll
read it again. Most Americans think that age twelve is
the right time for kids to start being allowed to
do this. What is it? All? Right? How it works? Ka?
You have the first shot here? Well do you think
most Americans think age twelve? That's the right age let

(18:14):
kids start doing this? What is it? Kate? Women or
girls wearing makeup? But that's only capturing fifty so that's
probably not it. Cell phones, but maybe parents do that
earlier these days? Right, they're like to school. You get
three so far that all sound pretty solid. Most Americans
think age twelve is the right time for kids to

(18:35):
start being able to do this. Okay, you got ten
seconds or now on the clock, and let's hear your
answer when you get it. I'm a cell phone, have
a cell phone? Solid answer? Amy, When did you let
your daughter have a cell phone? Oh? She got one
for her fifteenth birthday, Eddie fourteen, Yeah, earlier this year.
It's a little older. Yeah, Okay, she's cases have a

(18:57):
cell phone? Is it have a cell phone? It is
not okay, good, have a one answer down. Anybody have
that as their's No, No, my answer is the right answer. No, Lunchbox,
I think you know it, know it, nailed it all right,
So think about it now. We'll go to the show.
You guys, most Americans think age twelve is the right
time for kids to start being able to do this.

(19:20):
What is it all right? You guys have your answers
in Yeah, Ammy, how do you feel? I feel okay,
lunch Oh, I got it? Is it like boom boom boom?
Lunchbox calls is shot every time you have to hit
a homer yet, Eddie, I feel good right in the middle,
middle of the road. You always felt terrible, I know,
but I feel good. I thought of this too easily. Morgan,

(19:42):
I don't feel good. I don't have kids, so I'm
just winging it over here. Okay, well you are closer
to twelve than okay, Kate. Pick one of these members
of the show here, Ammy, Lunchbox, Eddie or Morgan, and
if they get it right, you get it right, and
you win not only the Sonic fifty dollars gift card,
but you win a signed copy of my book Stanley
the Dog and His First Day at School voted number

(20:03):
one children's book of all time by me. I voted alone. Yes,
all right, go ahead, Kate, who would you like? I'm
gonna switch it up this time. I'll start with lunch.
That's right, lunch bokes. She's putting all the faith that
you can end this game quick. Well, it's ok. Get
right to the song. Hey, what song's coming up? We're going.
Let's go one and go to one. Let's go to
Let's go to that. Okay, let's just hit the song
because it's already O. We're gonna say it over the
intro of the song. Here we go, lunch box, Here

(20:26):
we go. Most Americans think age twelves the right time
for kids to start being able to do this. What
is it? Stay home alone? Stay home alone? He got oo?
Let's go. I agree, Let's go to Sonic. Let's go
to Sonic. Whoo? Who I like that? Yeah? Okay, get

(20:48):
in the car, gas up, let's go. She didn't have
to give card yet. We get a mail out to her.
We'll meet her there. I agree. Okay, let's hit it
with is it no? It is stay at home alone? Oh?
Is it stay home alone? Whoa I'm shocked. That's a miss.
That's a miss. That's ams changing the answer ones I

(21:10):
put in the right answer. No not, it's not a
piece of paper. Are you guys who's shocked? I'm shocked.
I'm shocked. I thought he got it my answers, I
don't care what you guys think about getting it. I
have the answer here. So we have three people, Amy,
Eddie and Morgan. Now, kay, you can actually go with
all three of them, or you can flip a coin

(21:31):
to see if you win the prize. It's up to you. Well,
last time I trigged on with everyone else, I think
it worked for me, So I think I'll flip a coin. Okay,
well that's not Let's see if anybody got it anyway.
You got social media, Eddie, yeah, I said social media. Morgan,
I said have sleepovers with their friends. It's incorrect too.
What about put themselves a bit? No, the answer would
have been babysit younger siblings age twelve when you finally

(21:55):
can leave and they can watch the younger siblings. Okay,
no need to point the table because that was Okay, up, Kate,
you're ready to flip this coin? Sure, all right? Give
us flip coin, flup in music. Here we go, it's
time to flip the coin. Okay, pick it heads or tails.
She picks heads. Amy, I'm gonna flip it. You yell
from the floor. What it is for? A sonic gift card?

(22:18):
A signed copy of Stanley the Dog and his First
Dad School vote and number one gets the Book of
All Time? By like me, what's it? He's got a
little side tracked by doing the hole the whole bit there,
here we go in the air. It's down. Oh no, okay, Amy, Amy,

(22:44):
what she just said? Head, you're the one want to
can see it? Look, what are you doing? What are
you doing? The one thing about Amy is that she
hasn't tecrity. I know, like girl, it's no one can
see to say. Heads. Okay, boy, okay, you didn't win.
I'm sorry. Just give it to her. I can't the lawyer.
The lawyers get on me. I don't know. Okay, I'll roll.

(23:10):
I'll spend the dice. Here. Oh my god, there's one
hundred numbers on it. Pick over under fifty under, she says,
under let's number of seventy seven. No one can see it. Boy, boy,
It's okay because I had honestly called for another reason,
and I got's I want to give another chance? Okay,

(23:30):
here we go. What's the other twa. I'm gonna pulled
up a number on my hand and it's gonna be
above five or below five, okay, and you can pick
above or below? Okay? Ready? Yeah? Below? Oh my gosh,
oh my god. You can't give boy, boy? Yeah up, yes, boy,
because you told her I'm gonna hold up my hand.

(23:51):
You didn't say hands hands, Yes, you did not say Okay,
here we go. I'm gonna put my phone either face up,
her face down. Oh my gosh, she's gonna won a
game face up or facedown. If you can tell me
which it is, face up or facedown, you are the winner. Kate,
is it face upper? Facedown? Go ahead? Up? Face up?
The answer is game? Can we never play a good? Stupid?

(24:21):
Can't you win everything? Nice? Job? I mean legal will
be happy with that which she won a game legitimately,
so good? Would sue me lawyers? Yeah, all right, put
Kate on whole please, Scooba, Steve. She's a big winner.
We're gonna update you guys on the new shows we've watched.
For example, Morgan, you watched What's Man from Toronto. It's
on Netflix with Kevin Hart and Woody Harrelson, and it's

(24:44):
so good. It's like an action and comedy movie. I
laughed out loud several times. Kevin Hart is basically mistaken
for this really intense dude and has to imitate him
throughout the whole movie. It's a little raunchy, but if
you're looking for like a good comedy action movie, it's
really good. All right, what do you give it? I
give three point eight out of five hats okay, we

(25:04):
gotta stop at the point eight. Oh, we can't. We
gotta stop three point seven nine two four. It was
so clear, okay, I mean we gotta go halves and
folds more again. All right, three point five out of
five hats okay. So Man from Toronto on Netflix Ray
you watch a Tracey Atkins movie. Yeah, it's called Thirteen Minutes.

(25:25):
It's basically a twenty twenty two version of Twister. I
feel like it was pretty budget, so unfortunately I only
give it one out of five. Deep voices, deep voices,
hope he's good. That movie must have sucked. Is it
a movie or a show? Yeah, it's a movie. It's
an hour and a half on Amazon Video. Okay, he
chases tornadoes, right like what I don't understand. No, he

(25:47):
just stands out and buy something. He lets him coming
to him. He's a big guy. His family's affected by him. Okay,
all right, Well so that's Morgan than Ray's review. I'll
give you one of the best shows I've seen in
five years. Coming up. You guys have your movie, oh
your reviews, we'll do that coming up next. Had a
week off, had a great vacation. You can see a
lot of my pictures on my Instagram, mister Bobby Bones.

(26:07):
But let's go around and talk about the shows we
watched and let's review them, because every time I go
onto my dms, they're like, hey, what are you watching?
That's good? And I'll start with a show called Severance
that I watched. It's on Apple Plus. Don't think I
would have started it, but a friend was like, hey,
this is right up your alley. It's like kind of future,
kind of black mirror type show. And Adam Scott is

(26:28):
his name, you know, Adam Scott? Yeah? What was He's
in everything that's it parks And there we go, and
so they put this chip in your brain, and when
you go to work you get everything. You only know
your work life, Okay, when you go home, you only
know your home life. So when you're at homeland feels
like you're ever only at home when you work. It's

(26:49):
called Severance. It's the best show I've scene in five years.
Really for me, it was awesome, and it was just
Kaitlin and I going, I wi should watch another one,
but if we run through it so fast, we don't
want to watch it all today. It was that it
was better than binge watching. It was so good that
we binge watched it with caution because we didn't want

(27:10):
it to be over. Okay, So I started this like
five months ago. I watched episode one, maybe even half
of episode why. I said, yeah, I'm good. Like when
did you watch it and say like, oh, this is
so good? Caitlin said it was so good. Right as
episode three was starting. I was when I was into it,
like twenty minutes into it, and I was like, oh,
this is for me. I don't get it yet, but

(27:30):
I know this is like Black Mirror type stuff where
it's they're predicting what's going to happen in the future,
Like it's somebody going, this is what's going to happen,
so be aware. I totally gave up on it, dude.
It's it's the best show I've seen in five years. Okay, Mike,
De've seen it. I started it. Yeah, only seen two episodes. Though,
when did you start it? Like five months ago? Like Eddie?
Oh I again, I'm not saying it's a super new show.

(27:51):
It's aid this year show. Yeah, but I didn't know
about it. Okay, so I'm going severance. I'm giving that,
uh five out of five brains. Wow, Yeah, it was great.
We started a show called called Blackbird because we're never
on Apple Plus because I'm like, we're kind of freak
watches Apple Plus honestly, yeah, I'm like, who gets on that?
And so there's a show called Blackbird because we we

(28:11):
will google what's good to watch and then just look
at the list of shows and Blackbird got like ninety
eight or like, what is that on Apple Plus? Okay,
we went to it and there's only two maybe three
episodes now because it just started. But it's a true
story of a guy who was a drug dealer trying
to drug runner. Gun Runner had guns. He gets arrested

(28:33):
and goes to prison and they're like, hey, ye have
all these years. Now you can serve them because he's
a young, really good looking guy. Or we can put
you in a max security place and you can get
this confession from a serial killer. And you only got like,
you know, a little bit of time to do it.
And so again it just started. It's like again, episode
on episode three. We're into it. We're into it as good. Yeah,

(28:56):
I can't give it. I can't give it enough jail
bars yet because I've only seen two. But we're watching
that and we love that, and so and we're on
We've watched the first three episodes of Only Murders in
the Building on Hulu. Yeah, those are good. They're good, lovely,
just a great, wholesome, fun show. Not wholesome for kids
because they drop a bad word every now and then,
but it's like it's good, So I'm gonna go. Those
are my recommendations. Mike. You watched Thor, yeah, and I

(29:21):
loved it. You did one of my favorite Marvel movies
in a long time, and you watched Thor Eddie. So
my kids wanted to go watch Thor and I said,
all right, I'll go with him. Didn't expect much. Dude,
it's so good. He's the worst one of all of that.
He is so funny in this movie. I laughed so hard.
And they play all guns and roses like, so I'm
watching my kids jam out the guns and roses and

(29:41):
I'm like, this is the best thing ever dide. It
was so so good, huh. You know. With Thor, I
watched the first one, I thought it was pretty good.
Then I watched the second. I was like, I'm out.
I don't know more Thor, but it's that good. Huh.
Why do I just like Thor? Is he the weakest
of all them? I think he's underrated, But yeah, his
solo movies have him been the most well received. Okay,
so there's Thor Amy. Did you watch anything? Well, Gray's

(30:02):
Anatomy just got out into Netflix like at the end
of last month, and so now you can binge the
whole thing on there. So I started with season one,
episode one. Wait have you ever seen it before? Back
in two thousand and five? Yes, Okay, interesting, I probably
first start I left off McDreamy, right, thing I can't remember,
and it's all so good, So I'd rather just start

(30:24):
with season one episode one and Work My Way to
season eighteen. That's a lot of seasons that's like you're
hibernating for the winner, or like you're running from the
law or something like. They don't do that anymore, like
Man eighteen seasons. Yeah, that's crazy. All right, Well that's
what we watched. My three shows, thor and season one
of Grayson. Look this updated Amy by the way. Big announcement.

(30:47):
Tickets on sell Friday from my two shows, we're doing
two more here in Nashville of my residency. Comedically inspirational,
it's comedy. It's basically an inspirational talk. At the same time,
there's music. Eddie and Either Raging Idiots are play a
little set as well. On Friday, Eric Dodd is opening
I don't know, maybe an appearance from Sis. Did you

(31:08):
know he was opening? Ray did not. That's awesome, Okay,
so he's opening Friday night, Dodd. I didn't even call Ray,
come on, he doesn't want Ray showing up. Uh. And
then Steve Mochler on Saturday night. So they're opening up
and then we are. It's it's really pumped about it.
You guys. Get tickets on Friday at Bobby Bones dot com.
If you want to come, we'd love to have you

(31:30):
bring the kids. No bad words. If you want to
bring the kids, it'd be super funny. Alread a couple
of voicemails. This is number one. I was just wondering
if Bobby could give some tips for when he's writing
his stand up comedy because I want to do some
stand up open mics and just wanted his tips on

(31:51):
when he's writing. Anyways, that's it, here's the tip. And
I do this for writing comedy or this show, or
when I'm writing books. But I go on to my
notes app on the iPhone and anything any thought that
I have that I think, Oh there's a bit there,
Oh there's something to write about. I write it in
my phones. What do I have now? You ask? Yeah,
what do you have now? Thank you for asking? I
have being little spoon because I'm a little I'm a

(32:15):
little skit. I'm not a skit okay people comedy bit yeah,
ok yeah, yes, skit um being little spoon? Right, I
have that, I said, And this is not the joke,
but it's like, if being a little spoon makes you
think less of me as a man, well you haven't
seen me much on TV. Like dancing with anyway so
fine things that it's even more less masculine than that.

(32:35):
UM so that you know, and so the whole joke's
not there, but I got the part to play with.
UM executives wanted me to talk about getting picked on
or growing up poor, because sometimes I just want to
talk about it, and they're like, you know what, you'll
get the ratings go. People love when you talk about
that stuff. And I'm like, do you guys understand what
you're asking me to know. But if you talk about
how you're on welfare, play one in the ratings immediately up.
And so I have like that because it's just a

(32:56):
weird thing to talk about. UM, I have, so that
that's what I would say. I'm want to go through
all my jokes here or because they're not Joe, give
it all the way to well, it's not even jokes,
it's just ideas. So what I would say, caller is
just write notes on your phone about things that you
think are pretty funny, even if they're one line or so,
and then go back and revisit them. And in open mind,

(33:17):
it's terrible. The first time you do comed, it's terrible.
You go up and nobody laughs at anything, and you're like, dang,
I suck, but then you keep doing it. By the way,
I'm doing two more shows. Tickets go on sale this Friday.
From a show's August twelfth and thirteenth, I'm doing two
more comedically inspirational shows. It's kind of a half ted
talk inspirational, half comedy show with some music in. And

(33:38):
I'll say it now, Eddie will be showing up to
the raging idiots to be playing a little bit too.
That was a surprised, well last time, I was surprised.
Tickets go on sell Friday. If you guys want to
come to Nashville, just Bobby Bones dot com. But we
can't wait to do that all right. Here's Alex from Anchorage, Alaska.
I got a morning corny for you. Years. What did
the mama buffalo say to the baby buffalo when it

(33:59):
went school? My son? It's all the delivery. It's all
the delivery, all right. I appreciate that you're Samy's pile
of stories. There is a new hangover pill that just
hit the market. It's only on sale in England right now,
but it's only a matter of time till it makes
its way to the US, and it's been in the

(34:21):
works for thirty years, so scientists, you know, they've worked
out a concoction that they think is really going to
keep people from feeling bad the next day. It prevents
you from getting drunk. That's the only twist is that
it doesn't really go into your bloodstream as quickly as alcohol.
So if you're just wanting to be a social drinker
without the effects of alcohol, then this drug is for you.

(34:42):
That so's terrible. How would you ever take the pill?
It's no one's gonna take this pill. That's why we drink. Yeah,
would Why don't you just instead of being a social drinker,
be a social fake drinker. I mean, if you have
to act like you're drinking, do what I do. I
don't drink, but I get a mocktail and sometimes I'll
say it to the barton drow waif or just who cares?
You ever gonna hangover from doing that? No, Nope, you're good.

(35:05):
That's the weirdest pill. I thought, Well, if you take
it and you have a hard night the night before, okay,
I get it. But if you take it because you
wanted to drink but you didn't feel the effects of drinking,
and none of that makes sense to me, none of
it all right, I cannot see that being a successful pill.
What else? Okay, well, Tom Cruise, have you seen how
much money he could make from Top Gun Maverick? No,

(35:28):
but I would imagine he owns a part of that.
His initial salary for the movie was twelve point five
million dollars, but in his contract he did agree to
ten percent of Paramount's cut, which it's made over a
billion dollars in the box office, and then they're streaming
and DVD stuff, so he's set to make about ninety
million dollars. I good for him, much worried about him? Yeah, yeah, Yeah,

(35:48):
that's gonna be struggling this year. Christmas coming up. You know, Well,
twelve point five for an actor like Tom Cruise, that's pennies.
By the way, you know, he's a fifty million, sixty
million dollars guy, So when you go twelve to ninety,
that's significant. But fifty or sixty to ninety, although that's
a whole whole lot of money, it's not as significant.

(36:08):
But I'll bet she makes more than that. I can't
believe Paramount agreed to that deal. He probably wouldn't do
the movie without without having that in the contract. Wow. Yeah,
that's a good one, all right. What else? Well, Luke
Brian took a fall while on stage this weekend, but
it didn't really affect his performance at all. He just
kept singing while he was laying on the ground, and
he even did some air humps while on the ground,
so he also kept dancing. I like that song air humps,

(36:31):
air humps, air humps, air humps. Check it out. I
saw it and I love Luke and friends with Luke,
So I would only say this because that's my guy.
It almost looked like when you smushed your grandady long
legs and then they keep moving. Oh you know I'm
talking about and it's like the leg keeps going. You're like,
he's down, he's he's a good going, he's going. All right? Amy,
is that it? Yeah? Maybe that's my file. That was

(36:54):
Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good News lunchbox.
Seven year old David Diaz Junior is eating lunch in
the cafeteria and being into New York with his friends
and he's sitting there eating when a kid a table
over starts choking and he's like man, I watched The

(37:14):
Good Doctor with my dad. I know how to do
the Heimlich. He jumps up, runs over, grabs a classmate.
Oh boom kids, Okay, all thanks to David Diaz Junior
and The Good Doctor. You know, I've never had to
do the heimlock on anyone, but I think, because I've
seen it so many times, I could. Is that the
easiest life saver? Is it? The one you and then

(37:37):
you just prap it rap and chunk. And I'm sure
there are real life people do it really going shut
up the guys. You can't really just do it. But
I think isn't that probably the life saving technique that
we could do the quickest because we've seen it so
many times and it has to be pretty easy if
a seven year old's doing it correct? Like name another one,
Mount mor Again, I don't know that I'm doing it

(38:00):
right because apparently now you're not supposed to do mouth
the mouth. You're all supposed to chess compression. Correct that
when you poked the hole in someone's throat so they
can breathe. Oh yeah, I've never heard that. They never
want to do that. One was Oh what about the
ebbie pin? That sounds easy? Yeah. But the problem with
that is you do it to yourself, so and that's
just you don't want to do it to somebody else
because you go and stand with an eppin They're like, well,

(38:21):
BRAU scratching myself, that's all I was doing. That's good.
That's seven year old, that's awesome. Good story, lunchbox, that
is what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
All rights, go over to Amy and get in the
morning Corny. The morning, Corny, why isn't there a professional
hide and seek league? Why isn't there a professional hide

(38:45):
and seek league? Good players are too hard to find?
That was the morning Corny our phone screen or Abbie
went on vacation by herself. She was like, what do
I do? An abbey? Who convinced you to do this?
Eddie and scoop us to you? Okay, so before you

(39:06):
give us your what you call your highlights and your
sketchy lights, are you happy you went by yourself? I am.
I had a great time. Okay, I don't know how
she said it. I'm not convinced a lot of stories.
Oh I really did. How many highlights do you have? Five? Okay,
let's go, let's count them from the bottom up. Your
number five highlight from vacation by Yourself, Abby. Okay, So

(39:29):
I saw an artist walking on the street actually like
a painter. No, a singer, a country singer from Nashville.
Who was that Priscilla Block? And did you go talk
to her? I did not. I wasn't sure if it
was her at first. Okay, so we were just walking
on the street. Then I was like, wait a minute,
was that her? And then I went to her Instagram
and she was all right, that's why it's number five

(39:51):
Abbe's highlights. I was on a fireworks cruise on like
a catamaran, and I was just taking pictures of the
ocean and then I turned around, tripped on bench and
I fell, um, spilled my drink everywhere. My phone went flying.
Everybody saw. So that was awesome. That's how the highlight.
I think she's confused what highlights means. These are like
the main points in my trip. Okay, So I guess

(40:13):
highlights and low lights. I don't know moments. Okay, yeah,
just call these Abbey's big five moments, all right. I
don't know what number three, Abbey. Okay, So I met
this guy in Miami. He was really cute on the
straight corner and and I was like, oh, where should
I go? You know, I was lost? I know, I
do what to do? Um? We kind of walked to

(40:33):
a park and then we split ways. Well, I saw
him in Key West the next day. He was at
the same bar over the and I was like, oh
my gosh, hey he follows you. Go ahead. No, I
don't think. I don't know air tag. Oh. And then
we kind of hung out, watched the sunset, and then
we had plans to sing karaoke because he brought it up.

(40:55):
He was like, we should sing karaoke to bar. And
then you got my number and then I never heard
from him. He ghosted me. Oh no, did you kiss him? No? No,
you watched the sunset in a different foreign state, in
a different state, and he didn't kiss him. He had
a buddy with him, So then I kind of turned
into a third wheel. Um. But then I kept running

(41:17):
into him all the time, but I didn't didn't let
him wait, so he he he ghosted you and then
he kept seeing you. Did you guys ever talk again?
I don't think he saw me. I saw him and okay,
but that's gonna be too so did you follow him? No,
that's what it is. He didn't follow you. Yeah, number two,

(41:42):
ab Okay, So this was awesome. I was driving through
the keys and it was noon and I heard my
national anthem on the radio. Play that is awesome, Like
it was cool for our new listeners. Abby is our
phone screener, but she also, you know, has a dream
of being a singer. So she recorded the national anthem
and a lot of our stations wanted to play it.
Because they played the national anthem and you heard it randomly,

(42:04):
did they know you were there? I don't think they did.
I really don't. Amazing, really cool. That's like artist's first
song on the radio type moment. It was would you Oh?
I freaked out. I actually took a video. I am
that's awesome. I was going like five miles an hour
or so. It was fine, and then there was a
flag on a flagpole on the side of the street,
and I was like, this is so crazy. It's really cool. Yes,

(42:29):
I liked it. I liked it on the side of
the street. Your number one, Abby, your number one big
moment from your vacation alone. I met people at a bar.
They invited me on their boat. The next day and
we went to a secluded island and it was amazing.
What really happened? Yeah on the island. No, we just

(42:50):
went to these people. I don't know. I was in
a bar to start talking to some people and I
was like, man, I just want to go to like
a sam bar out in the middle of nowhere where
the it's clear, the water's clear. And they were like,
we're going tomorrow. So I jumped on that boat just
went I know they are now right, Oh, yeah, they're cool.

(43:11):
It was like a family down They're really cool. Okay.
I didn't have like family with kids or are you
talking like a family of dudes. So it was two
daughters about my age and then their parents. So okay, yeah,
we trust, okay that we all right. So that's Abby
our phone screeners. All right. The next segment like three
minutes or so, Abby our phone screener. She went on

(43:32):
vacation by herself for five days and she came back
with stories. She has her highlights and we heard those,
and now she has our five sketchiest moments. We're gonna
hear those in the next segments. All right, you guys
hang out for that. Also, just an announcement. Here here
we go. On August twelfth and thirteenth, I'm doing two
more shows in Nashville. They are called comedically Inspirational. Tickets

(43:54):
go on sale this Friday at Bobbybones dot com. So
Friday ten am Bobbybones dot com if you want to
come with love to come, we got music. I'm gonna
do my show. It's a it's a comedy show and
kind of an inspirational talk at the same time. So
I'll be ready Friday Bobby Bones dot com to get
your tickets. Abby is our phone screener. She went on
vacation by herself to Florida for five days. So what

(44:16):
I'd like to do is go around the room and
everybody say one thing about Abby, so our audience knows
her a little bit before she gives us her five
sketchiest moments from the trip. I'll go first. Abbey is
from Kansas. She was born and raised in Kansas as
it went to KU big Jayhawk fan, and that's my
fact about Abby. Amy. What do you got She's the
sweetest person ever. Yeah, very sweet. I mean she went

(44:40):
to a Brooks and Dune concert maybe two weeks ago
and she got me a shirt from merch of Neon
Moon because she's like, I know Ronnie didn't play this
at your wedding, and I got what from the concerts
that she weren't there, So that was the nicest thing ever.
Super sweet Eddie. Okay, Abbey likes to have fun, Like
she didn't sit at home and like, oh, I'm just
gonna spend all day at home. No, she likes to
get out and do fun things. Would you just say
that as a generic or not? Really? You know, it's real,
she does. She tells me all the time lunchbox, I

(45:02):
would say awkward, she's very socially awkward in situation. No, no no,
she really is, and she she'll admit this, right, Abbe,
you're socially awkward, I would sometimes maybe, yeah, absolutely so
in social situation she doesn't really know how to act,
and she fidgets and she's always trying to move around
because she doesn't know what to do and she's delusional. Okay. Oh,
she's been single for nineteen epercent of the time that

(45:22):
we knew her struggle because she was like, guys, keep
ghosting me. She had a boyfriend for a little bit.
Now she doesn't. Again, Um, I think that's it, Abby,
You're what thirty thirty one? Okay, so now their audience knows, Abby. Abby,
let's do your five sketchiest moments from your solo vacation
that Eddie and Scuba told you to do. Number five. Well,

(45:44):
I kind of group the guy that ghosted me as
is one of them. So okay. Well, thing was a
sketchy deal. But it seems like you followed him around
after he ghosted you. I did not. We happen to
be at the same place as I really didn't follow him,
so Abby, it was weird. Abby met a guy. They
watched the sunset, They talked about karaoke. He never called

(46:04):
her back, but somehow she saw him every day from
then on out. Interesting in a different city, all right, Abby.
Number four. Every time I sat at a bar by myself,
an older gentleman would just come and sit by me
and start talking like it was very very strange. It
was never anyone my age. They had to be very

(46:25):
very weird. This guy um said he was the main
or one of the head entertainers in Key West, And
I was like, what is that? What does that mean?
Did you look him out? I looked him up and
I couldn't find anything, but so did he entertain you?
I asked him. He's like, oh, I'm too embarrassed to say.
I was like what, and then he looked around all dramatic.
He's Spider Man that rides around on the scooter like

(46:48):
back and forth. He's one of them because they have
street performers like on Mallory Square there, you know, during sunset,
So Spider Man try to say what's up? And you
wuldn't give him time a day? Yeah? No, not really,
he wouldn't go. He made web you Yeah, and then
I saw him riding on a scooter and he waved
at me. It was funny celebrity. I did number three

(47:10):
Abbey Let's Go Okay, So there was I'm trying to
just go listen to some live music. There was a
bouncer there and he's like, hey, you want to hook
up later. I won't tell your husband what. I'm like,
what did you look at the bouncer? No that's a
good line. No, that's not a good line. Abbey number
two okay. Oh in Miami, I forgot this one. I

(47:31):
was at a bar just watching the sunset, and this
older guy tried to buy me a drink and get
me to go on his yacht man. Okay, Abby, stop something.
Guys like you have trouble with guys. I mean, Abby
is just so beautiful. All these guys are just falling
over her. No, I believe I'm not even saying that.
I'm saying, did was the guy creepy? Yes? My grandpa.

(47:52):
He was an older and you didn't want it? Okay,
I agree, maybe entertaining Okay, okay, and take the drink.
What superhero? See that was Bruce Wayne? Okay, and you're
number one creepy? How the yacht man? I don't know
that I could have said no to that. Check it out.
I've never been on a y Okay number one. I've

(48:12):
been cool. I don't know if this is really that creepy.
But like a married listener, I ran into him and
he kept talking to me and he's like, oh, my wife,
and I love you. And he kept backing away and
he's like, I promise I'm not a creeper. And at
the end of the conversation he was like twenty feet away.
I was like, it's fine, you don't need to keep
plug backing. Well, here's what I'd say. Abby calls every
man a creeper? Huh everyone, we've just heard, so I

(48:32):
don't know that I disagree, So so I'm afraid to
go to her today. No, I wasn't scared of Abby.
You are the one that if a married man helps
you lift your luggage on the airplane, that is inappropriate.
So he like, oh my gosh, Abby's gonna talk about
me saying I was being inappropriate because I talked to
her and I'm married. Is Abby perpetually single because she
thinks every guy's a creep? Yes? But why does she

(48:53):
think every guy's a creep? They're just always three times
my age and I'm just not interested. They're always ninety day.
That's trouble. That's a tough one. I agree with you. There,
excuse me, mish. What about a drink? Let me take
out my teeth. Maybe we can share a soda with

(49:13):
two straws. Let's go. Hey, you guys can call in
if you would like. Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby,
I'm gonna do the news in like thirty seconds. Amy
is in a studio in her home because she got
sick on vacation. That probably her thing that's stunk from vacation.
We can do that. What's stunk on vacation? Oh that's good? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(49:37):
yours is pretty good. That wasn't something that's stunk. No,
your your vacation was yeah good. I think anything stunk.
Oh yeah, I got one, Yeah, I got well, I
gotta I got a big one. Okay, we'll do that
coming up in a few minutes. But now the most
important segment of the day, Your Big stories Bobbies Stories.
Georgia mom has slammed American Airlines for losing her twelve

(49:59):
year old otter when she flew alone from Tennessee to Miami.
Monica Gillam thirty nine blasted the airline after Kimber was
not escorted off the plane and disappeared. The youngster had
been flying solo from Chattanooga to Miami last week to
see her father. The mom forked over NEXTRA one fifty
for her to be chaperone through both airports, and a

(50:20):
cabin member who had a badge would be walking her,
but when she got off the aircraft, they smiled and
waved and away she went. I'm assuming they found her
at some point. Yeah, they found her. That's in Daily Mail.
I tell you what do I know what do I know? Right,
let's say it. What do I know? Do you nothing?
I know nothing, But when I'm twelve, I can navigate
through an airport twelve, I'm pretty smart by sixth seventh grade.

(50:43):
Sallow signs at when I was twelve, I was I
was paying taxes, I was walking a job. I feel
like the Miami Airport's big. Yeah, you're probably right, but
I'm saying when I was twelve, I had to grow
up a little earlier than most folks. When I was twelve,
I was rocking it. Though. Let's go next up. Consumers
spend an average of one hundred and thirty three dollars
more each month on subscriptions than they realize this according

(51:07):
to a study. We added up all of ours, and
when we added him up, we realized we need to
cut a couple. Really, Yeah, we're gonna cut the one
with the eighteen eighty three on it paramount. Yeah, we
don't watch enough there right now, that's tough, though, that's
a tough decision. We never go over to it, and
right now, there's not a show that makes us go
to it. And if there is, well, hit red subscribe,

(51:30):
but it's just too much. We're not the only cut.
We're yes for now, you probably would have cut Apple Plus,
but then you found that. Yes, we found Severance and
now we're like and then we started watching Blackbird, so yes,
but we are making the move. But even Hulu like
we we We're on Hulu a little bit, but only
murders in the buildings there, all and all. A subscription

(51:52):
service needs this one really good show and then they
got you and then you just forget until you add
them up again, like to serve. Study says, Yeah, it's
one hundred and thirty three bucks per month. You subscribe
in amy to anything that you probably don't watch as
much as you should. Um No, I already went and
did a clean out several months ago, and I feel

(52:14):
pretty confident with where we are. But we were definitely
wasting a lot of money, that's for sure. We also
have cable too, so by the time we have cable
and then services, yeah, I can't leave it. Yeah, cable
is important. Yeah it's got sports and I don't have cable. Yeah, well,
pin a rose on your nose. Next up, science proves
that being angry is real. For the first time ever,

(52:36):
A new study has linked hunger to a person's emotional state.
The study suggested increased levels of hunger, increase of person's
anger and irritability. Yeah, the sky's blue. Yeah, the ground
just flat and it hurts when you fall. When people
get hungry and they get angry real Okay, yeah, that's
a dumb one. Do you want your home to smell

(52:57):
like a bowl Lucky Charms? Well? General Mills just released
a line of cereal inspired candles. Oh no, does this
candle make you sick like the Lucky Charms? Dad? Recall
the Lucky Charms. If a whiff of Lucky Charms is
enough to transport you to a simpler time, you can
now access the aroma on demand. As Food and Wine reports,
Target is now selling a line of cereal scented candles

(53:18):
from General Mills. Oh, send him a toastcrunch would be
a good one. Yes, that'd be really good. They have
that one. They have a hunting nut cheerios. Ay, nobody
buying that. That didn't smell like anything anybody buying. If
you get to go pick from here are the five
they have. Send him a toast crunch. That's a good
smelly Lucky Charms a pretty good smell. Tricks smells too
sugary and I love sugar, but tricks is like all

(53:39):
it's all the fruity yea, yeah, So I'm gonna pass
on that one. Cocoa puffs pretty strong and hunting nut cheerios.
Those are the candles you can put in your house
and make it smell like that. A Florida woman hid
her mom's body and a freezer to keep collecting disability benefits.
That's crazy, police say. This is from Local ten news.

(54:00):
A Florida woman hit her ninety three year old mother's
dead body and a freezer in order to keep receiving
those checks. Officials attained a warrant Thursday for the arrest
of Michelle Renee Hoskins, sixty four, for failing to report
the death of her mom, Marie Hoskins. Officers found Marie
Haskins body inside of a chest freezer after a welfare check. Yes,

(54:21):
it's it's crazy and it's sad by. I absolutely get it.
The money part. If you're depending on that money to
get by and she's passed away and you didn't kill her, right,
I don't think she killed her. No, that's a whole
different level if she kills her, but she died like
I understand I wouldn't do it, but I'm not in
the state where I would maybe have to do it.

(54:43):
Even if you knew your mom was in the garage
and the freezer, like all the time, she's just like
every time. But again, I have to pay bills and
buy groceries. And let's say, let's say I don't know
this is true, but I have a disability and I
can't or something like, I get why you would do this.
You do a lot of things whenever you can't afford stuff.
It's a weird story and a sad story, but I

(55:04):
understand it. Some crimes, I don't understand some of the
I'm like, I don't know when people do that, people
hurt kids? Yeah, like I don't, Like, that's not in
my head. I don't. I can't find that in me
to even understand. Do I get what someone Robin's bank? Yeah,
any money? Yeah, Like I get why she would do this,
but that that's sad and that sucks. Minions, I mean

(55:26):
it made over one hundred and twenty three million bucks
over a four day opening. Massive, just one of the
biggest movies ever, and now people are doing something what
they call it general Minions and I saw people doing
this on TikTok and it was so funny. So what
people are doing mostly really funny teenagers. They get really
dressed up and they go to the Minions movie and
they're in ball gowns and suits and tuxas, and so

(55:49):
they go and they watch it, but every time the
Minions come on screen, they go crazy, so it's like
they're watching it, but whenever the full group comes on,
they're like, the whole theater hilarious. And so if you
Gentle Minion, it up some movie theaters, Sam, please don't
get your brother and other people. Can you imagine you
go in and you're not part of the Gentlemenions and

(56:11):
there's a whole theater full the Gentlemenions and they just
go crazy whenever the group shows up. So the movie
does massive numbers. Movie Mike, did you see Minions at all?
Or do you plan on seeing Minions? I'm gonna see
you this week. You should go in Gentle Minion by yourself.
One man, Gentlemenion, you kicked out of there. A boy

(56:31):
who saved their father says they learned CPR from the
sand lot to twin ten year old brothers along with
their friend managed to save their father's life using a
technique they learned from this classic movie. Okay, I got it.
Come on, You're like, never mind, it's such an awesome scene,

(57:04):
he says, I mean Squints and Winnie Peppercorn. It's awesome.
Squintz was always my hero. It kind of looked like
an adult Squint, but yeah, that's what happened. Briden Hessi
credited the Sandlot for teaching him CPR, which he performed
on his dad after he had blacked out while performing
um routine breathing exercises in a backyard pool. So the

(57:25):
dad wasn't okay. They flipped him over. He saw it
on the movie Crushed It saved him. Awesome news. I
guess in sports news, I'm gonna have to be a
Carolina Panther fan now Baker Mayfields going over to Carolina.
I'm big Baker Mayfield fan. It wasn't always when he's
at Oklahoma, but then he messaged me, was like, hey,
so let's do listen to you all the time in Austin,
And I was like, oh my god, big fans. So

(57:47):
I've been a big Baker fan now for a long time.
And saw that Baker went to Carolina, super pumped for him,
and I hope they won a lot of games. Um,
I'm gonna be a Titans fan. First, I didn't grow
up with an NFL team. I grew up in Arkansas.
We did not have an NFL team, and most people
in Rock and Staw where Cowboys. Yeah, so where you?
Because of that, I was not a Cowboys I've never
been a Cowboys fan. So I just didn't have a team.

(58:08):
I wandered aimlessly. I liked the Bengals because they had
Boomers Saison, who was a left hand a quarterback and
I was left handed a quarterback when I was younger.
And then I just kind of floated off into nowhere.
But now it's Titans because I live here. And then now, hey,
panther up, what do they say? I don't know whatever.
I'm with you, Baker. Yeah, the Pirates, Mega millions jackpot

(58:30):
grows again. Head up tomorrow's draw four hundred and forty
million dollars. I'm out, lunchbox. I was about to say it, like, guys,
this would be it. We come back from vacation much money,
no listen. Story goes on vacation stress reliever and they
come back. Super Rip's a terrible story. I mean, that

(58:50):
ain't very good headlines. Dress reliever Boxy Cleveland has the
whole story about that. Are you playing at lunchbox? Yeah,
let me buy one hundred tickets. Oh, two hundred bucks.
You're gonna spend two hundred dollars. Have to it's almost
four and it's like almost five hund million, and it's
the biggest it's been in like over a year. Always
say that though it's every story since the last one.

(59:14):
You guys have been laughing. I'm gonna go on permanent vacation.
That'll be death. I think permanent vacation. Oh yeah. And finally,
gas prices are dropping. Thank good. Gas prices are coming
down after months of record highs. A Triple A spokesperson,
Andrew Gross said that Americans can expect the trend to continue.
The national average is now twenty six since lower than

(59:36):
the record set on June fourteenth, So gases going down,
and that is from Bloomberg. Um, all right, I think
that's your news. You want to call us, you can
eight seven, seven seventy seven. Bobby, all right, we're back
after a week off of vacation. Thank you. Guys for
being here with us today. I thought we'd go around
the room and share the worst thing about vacation and

(59:59):
how that comes up as Amy. Because Amy's not in
the studio with us, she's at home. Amy, will let
you start. Go ahead, Well, I mean, that's it. The
worst part of my vacation was getting sick on the
last day. I had actually a really great vacation and
it was awesome until the day traveling home and I
started to feel really really bad. And now here we
are and I just have a cough and it hurts,

(01:00:21):
but hopefully I'll be better soon. Have you checked again
for COVID I have and it says I'm negative negative.
What's a horse one? He's negative for COVID N. That's funny. Yeah,
thank you. Okay, We'll keep checking because sometimes it takes
a few days to hit you. Um, okay, So that's
Amy's what do you do a vacation? By the way,

(01:00:42):
do you want to share? Yeah, we went to Colorado
and did the Young Life Family camp. So I also
could have gotten sick because that was probably around one
hundred kids. Yeah that's probably yeah, yeah, but I mean
it was the coolest thing ever we did so many
awesome things that I've never done before, and it was
just really fun. And your kids play the whole time,

(01:01:03):
and it's like they go off there. I wouldn't see
them for hours, and I was like, this is the
best vacation ever, all right, lunchbox. Worst thing that happened
on vacation. We went down to Florida to go to
the beach. And the second day we were there, my
two year old, after a day at the beach, is
getting in the shower and he takes a step in, slips,
falls backwards, boom bust his head wide open on the shower,

(01:01:25):
go to the er, to the Yeah. So we went
to the John Hopkins down in Saint Pete. Three staples
in the head and they say, oh, and by the way,
no swimming until the staples come out. And so our
vacation was spent at the beach sitting in the sand
and not getting in the water. It was well, yeah,

(01:01:46):
because you can't tell the two year old, Like the
two year old didn't really understand. He starts throwing a
fit if the you know, three year old gets to
go in the water, and so it's just like, man,
this is terrible. Still, other kids who didn't have stitches,
didn't kids to get no, no no, We've getting the water
to our ankles and then be like, oh, I can't
go any deeper because you know, we can't get dread wet.
And it was just like this is terrible, Like he's
have sand on it. It was. So the vacation was

(01:02:08):
a lot of sitting around in the sand, building sand castles,
doing nothing, not getting in the water, not swimming. The
whole trip was planned around, so it was awesome. Eddie. Yeah.
So we also went to Florida and we did the
whole beach thing, but somewhere in the middle, I said, hey,
let's go to do like an airboat gator tour or whatever.
So my wife gets online sheet books that we get

(01:02:30):
there and on the more five minutes away and I said, hey,
are you sure we're gonna see gators out there? She's like, well,
the airboat thing didn't say gators, but I'm assuming it's
the Everglades. There's gators. We get there and the guys
there on the boat and we say, hey, so it is.
We were gonna see a lot of gators, right because
the kids want to see get He's like, ah, we
may see one or two, but it's mostly a historic
airboat gator Everglades ride and we're like, no, we want

(01:02:50):
to see gators. So we had to cancel it. We
drove an hour out to go do it, but then
on the way back we saw a real life gator
in a canal. We said, boys, we just say five
hundred dollars and there's a gator. You drop in your cards.
Drove over. Yes, it was about an hour and ten minutes,
and we were upset when the guy said we were
probably gonna see like one little baby gator, maybe five
hundred bucks for how many people for the whole family,

(01:03:11):
so six of us. It was a private airboat ride
five hundred dollars. So I was already upset about that,
and we're gonna see gators. I was like wow, day
uh huh. So then we canceled it, but we saw
a real life gator. Anyway, we went to Utah and
there's a lot of pictures of because the first half
of the day we'd go and do very outdoors the
adventury stuff, and the second half a day we just

(01:03:32):
hang out and chill. But we're in the desert. It's
the desert in like Utah, Arizona, right on the line.
And our first night, the air condition went out in
a hotel room. Oh just done in the desert. In
the desert, right. So I call and I'm like, hey,
already sees out and they're like, oh, we're so sorry.
And we've been traveling all the first day to get there.
We already unpacked our stuff and they're like, okay, it's

(01:03:54):
like eleven thirty, Like we'll come over and we'll just
move rooms to this other room, you know, all the
way across. And they were like, oh, man keeps bringing
some fans or something like we're low maintenance. So they
brought some like dicing fans and put them down, and
so they came and the next day they fixed the
AC and we got back to our room. AC was
not fixed. So day two no AC. So we had

(01:04:15):
two of the three nights with no AC. But then
we left. They gave us half off all of our
hotels days I'm talking about They said you get one
free gator ride in Florida as well. They do that too,
So it wasn't anything terrible, but that was the kind
of annoying thing is that we kind of woke up
sweating at night in the desert the first night. Yeah,
and then we just turned fans on us. But I'd
wake up so stuffy, I couldn't breathe because had the

(01:04:36):
fan right on my face. Good morning, But it was
a lot of fun. Glad to be back. We did
some new shows last week, meaning July fourth was a holiday,
so that was what it was. But the Tuesday and
Wednesday of last week we did all new shows, had
Luke Brian and did a whole thing. So those were
all new if you missed them on podcast. But we
appreciate everybody being here. We're glad to be back. Let's

(01:04:59):
talk to Sarah in Louisiana. Hi, Sarah, good morning, So Martin,
how are y'all doing pretty good? What can I do
for you? So? I was calling. I listen to y'all
every morning on my commute to work, and my boyfriend
and I have been talking about moving in together. Our
plan is to move in together pretty soon. We list

(01:05:20):
two hours away from each other right now, so moving
it together it's a big step in our relationship. So
I was just calling to see if y'all had any
advice for living with your significant other. Yeah, I have
a lot of patience. I mean, I think living with
them before you decide to get married is the move
because you learn a lot about somebody if you're living
with them. You think you know if they're staying over

(01:05:42):
some and you're going back and forth some, but you
don't really know how they live whenever you're with them
twenty four seven, Like where do they they're pretty closing
the floor, their bathroom habits, yeah, and what they actually
do where they put stuff in the bathroom, how they
sleep all the time. It's just have patience and you
will figure it out. I don't think you know, unless

(01:06:03):
he's is a stabber in his sleep, you're gonna break up.
You're gonna find anything that. But it's just have a
lot of patience. You know, does he stay over a
couple of days at a time already or do you
stay with him? Yeah, we usually stay in between each
other's places every now and then. I also have a
job that's two hours away from him, so I have

(01:06:25):
two different jobs. So every now and then we get
to stay with each other. So we kind of have
gotten a taste of being together, but just not twenty
four seven living with each other yet. Well, it's also space, right,
closets are now a thing. Whenever you live together, more
so than when you just stay together a couple of
days at a time, you know you're probably gonna want

(01:06:46):
the bigger closet. I mean, or are you going to
his house or your house? What are you guys doing there?
You buying a new place? We're looking to rent a
new place. Okay, just have patience. I mean, he's gonna pee,
probably all over the floor that he doesn't do when
he just stay. Guys are disgusting. Here's what I'm gonna say.
Be ready to still love him even though you find

(01:07:07):
out new disgusting things about him. Because I consider myself
a clean, easy to live with guy. And even I
sometimes pee on the lid, don't clean all the toothpaste
out of the inside of the sink. When he gets
down there and gets crusty, he's gonna make a mess
when he shaves. Absolutely. Sometimes I'll shave and it'll be
on the floor and I'll just leave and I won't

(01:07:27):
know it, but I'll come home. She'd be like, hey,
I think there's an animal that died next to the sink.
You should check it out. I'm like, what, And I'll
walk in it's all my whiskey. I'm like, ah, got me,
It'll be good, it'd be awesome. And just be prepared
to be more disgusted by him, but love him more. Okay, okay,
anything you want to say to her, No, I mean,

(01:07:49):
I'm with you, but I'm I also too think that
just testing it out before you get married is a
good thing. Ain't anything you want to say. I mean
tips for living together, You're just gonna have to as
things happen, just be open to talking about it and
maybe set any expectations you have, like if you go
ahead and have some of the talks before it happens,
then you know, expectations like this thing's Bobby's saying, go

(01:08:11):
ahead and talk to him about it. Hey, I would
love it if when you shave you could go ahead
and clean up your beer. My wife said that to
me and it didn't didn't change anything, you know, And
then you got to talk about you know, paying bills
is based on how much who makes the most all
that stuff. Here's another thing. Some of that awkwardness will
have to be addressed, and now that you didn't have
to address when you were just staying with each other,

(01:08:32):
and maybe it's not awkward, but it's like we're gonna
split the bills fifty fifty everything bills. Right, Well, but
you ran the air longer. Some of the roommates stuff
now comes into play. It's gonna be awesome though, So
we don't after all that, Yeah, we don't. It's gonna
be great anyway. All all right, Sarah, good luck, Thank
you for calling. We appreciate you listening. Okay, thank y'all.

(01:08:52):
All right, My wife is very easy to live with.
I don't think that I am. Sometimes I wake up early.
I try to be quiet way early in the morning.
I try hard, But how quiet can you be? No,
that's very difficult whenever it's before the sun comes up,
and I need a shave and do pushups. And here's

(01:09:18):
the story I was teasing before the break. Here an
influencer had to be will through an airport after she
experienced horrible pain from holding in her farts. Oh yes.
The twenty one year old was at a music festival
with her boyfriend. She began to experience deep pain in
her stomach because she was too embarrassed to pass gas

(01:09:41):
in front of her boyfriend, and it hurt her so bad.
Then she couldn't walk, and she had to get in
a wheelchair, and they had to roll her through the
airport in a wheelchair. I mean, talk about embarrassment. Now,
this is the national story. True. Everyone knows now she
tried to hold it in for him. Now we all know.
Trap gas is not a serious illness, but it can

(01:10:01):
be mistaken for something more severe. It is usually caused
by an underlying condition like irritel ball syndrome. Irritable ball
syndrome doesn't usually come from holding inflatuents, but that you
could think you're having a heart attack. Yeah, but you're
holding in a fart um. I don't, I don't. I
try to keep the romance of my wife. I don't
fart on her, on her or with her around. I mean,

(01:10:21):
sometimes it's accid, she says, when I sleep him like
a motor boat. But I don't know about that. I
don't know. I don't know about that. But I am
just like, you know, I'm gonna try to preserve some
sort of romance. I don't like, I won't hold it
in if a hurts, But I'm just not gonna sit
on her lap and give her one. You know, do
you leave the room? Yeah, no, I just don't. I mean, yeah,

(01:10:43):
I don't. Just don't. I just don't. We maybe this,
maybe I just don't push hard like to make nuggets,
you know. I just tried again to preserve some sort
of romance. But she, by the way, is not by
any of that stuff. And she doesn't really fared anything
on me either. But that's good. I'm always like, I

(01:11:04):
don't want to come in, I don't want to be
near if you're using the bathroom, and she's like, that's
what humans do. She's like so much more mature than
I am in all these ways. Um, all right, all right,
So there's that story. The most expensive Fries return to
New York. There's a restaurant there two hundred bucks a
plate for these fries, certified as the most expensive fries
by Guinness, and two hundred bucks is a good prize

(01:11:25):
for the most expensive fries. Ten thousand dollars. Nobody would
buy them, right, But you got four drunk dudes at
a table. They may buy the two hundred dollars most
expensive fries. We should get this. How much? How much
you got? Trent well venmo you right? But that's the deal.
They include chipperbeck potatoes domb champagne, uh cage free, goose fat,

(01:11:50):
truffle oil. It goes on and on, but for two
hundred bucks you can get your plate of these fries.
All right, there you go down. Sorry to day. This
story comes to us from New York. A twenty five
year old man was driving without a seatbelt. Police pull
them over and he's like, nah, I ain't going down
that easy, jumps out of the car, runs, jumps on
top of a train platform, and he's like, they're gonna

(01:12:12):
catch me. So he jumps from the train platform to
the top of a building. He makes it on. Your
problem is he hurt his leg and he had to
call for help. I'm surprised he didn't die jumping on
this stuff. I mean, we see it in movies all
the time, and I'm like, that would never happen in
real life. Poor guys sprains his ankle and I was like,
all right, uncle, I'm out. All right, Cho'm lunchbox. That's

(01:12:34):
your bone head story of the day. Thank you guys
for hanging out with us. It's the Good News Countdown,
counting down the biggest good news stories across the left.
All right, here we go, number three. A girl in
New Jersey just graduated this month as valedictorian over high
school class, which is great, and valedictorian at her local

(01:12:57):
community college both the same time. She actually got a
college degree before her high school diploma. So that is
some hard work paying off right there. That is awesome, Daniella.
Let's go sixteenagers in New York got their high school
diplomas last month, then stripped off their robes and rushed
out of graduation to go put out a fire. Someone's

(01:13:17):
garage went up, and they're all volunteer firefighters. Luckily they
stopped the fire from spreading and no one was hurt,
and they got back in time for the graduation party.
That is crazy, all right. Why According to Guinness, an
eighty six year old woman has become the world's longest
serving flight attendant after sixty five years of doing the job.

(01:13:40):
Here is bet Nash talking about why she got into
the business and not wanting to retire. I wanted to
be a flight attendant from the time I got on
the first airplane. I was sixteen years old. That pilot
and the flight attendant walked across the hall, and I
thought that was for me. Even when I think I
might retire or something. Then I come to work and
I think, oh, I couldn't. I couldn't do that. You know,

(01:14:02):
at first I thought eighty six. But then you hear
her talk. It sounds alert. Yeah, it doesn't sound a
day over eighty four. Yeah, she works for American Airlines,
but she started with the Eastern air Way back in
nineteen fifty seven. I've never heard of that. Well, yeah,
Old Orville and Wilbur first clear for them. Yeah, in
Kitty Out, North Carolina. She was a flight attendant on
that flight that the good News countdown. Don't forget Tickets

(01:14:27):
on sell Friday for my final two comedically inspirational shows
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Have a great day until tomorrow. By everybody. Yes,