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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake Up, Wake of the Mall, and it's Alreadio and
the Dodgers held lunch spots more get to the favorite out.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It's trying to put you.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Through the fog.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
He's running his Wig's Next Kit.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
And Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 5 (00:20):
So you know what this is?
Speaker 6 (00:25):
This the Bobby Bolls time for the news.
Speaker 7 (00:30):
Bobby's a fifteen year old kid who created a soap
that could treat skin cancer.
Speaker 6 (00:38):
He's fifteen. Was named Time's twenty twenty four Kid of
the Year. Whoa he may need to elevate.
Speaker 8 (00:43):
Where do we get the soap human of the Year.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 7 (00:46):
A teen who created the soap that could transform transform
skin cancer treatment was chosen.
Speaker 6 (00:52):
He's from Virginia.
Speaker 7 (00:53):
He is a fifteen year old scientist quote who could
change how we treat skin cancer.
Speaker 8 (00:58):
It's absolutely incredible.
Speaker 7 (01:00):
Think one day at bars so may be able to
make a direct impact in somebody else's life. He said,
that's the reason I started this all in the first place.
The team was chosen after he created a soap that
could be more accessible in delivering medication to treat skin cancers,
including melanoma.
Speaker 8 (01:13):
That's from Yahoo.
Speaker 7 (01:14):
Dang fifteen, He's going to be so rich, is he
or or or it's funny that's what you think's.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Already like working so hard and smart at fifteen. Yeah,
but my point is a lot of these professions.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
You can be a doctor, or you can you can
go and be specifically into some kind of cant and
you're not you can be fue well, but you're not
gonna be so rich.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
I'm just saying he's already moving at something like at fifteen,
what were we doing? I know, I hear you.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
But some of these kids that want to change the world,
they don't choose careers that make them so rich.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
They change careers.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
They choose careers that change the world in a better
place that oddly don't pay as much as like professional.
Speaker 8 (01:50):
Athletes, you're rich in another way.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Sure, that's not what they're thinking. And they want to
retire so bad.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, they're going to be going to school. Yeah, like
it's gonna take them till their fifties day.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Scholarships to med school yeah, like full paid really Yeah.
Speaker 9 (02:09):
And then we've we've had stories on the show before
where people have wiped medical debt like they're.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Like, oh, we're going to just pay No, I'm not
talking about that though, because like whenever I was going
to school, I knew if I did not get a
great score on my ACT I would not be able
to go to college. So started working hard. Seventh grade
nailed it, which is pretty young to nail it. I
was pretty good at taking those standardized tests. Got to
the point where that's how I got into whatever school
I was going to go to. I ended up going
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to school that was near my radio job. So, but
I understand that scholarship. Let's say you finish all of
your undergrad you're going to med school. You're going to
Harvard as med school, right, I assume, yeah, probably, Well
they give you a full scholarship to med school.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
I've never heard of.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
I'm not saying there isn't, but I've never heard of
anyone go got a full med scholarship.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
I always here, got to pay off my med debt.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
Yeah, I think they do.
Speaker 9 (02:58):
I think for yeah, some Why would you not have
opportunities for people that are very bright that maybe can't
afford it?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
I agree with that, why but I.
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Oh, yeah, all right, moving on the Journal of Economic Entomology.
Sounds super boring, But they say, whatever you're using to
kill cockroaches. You're buying its store and not really working.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Like raid.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
If you use bug spray to kill cockroaches, you're wasting
your money. Experts they consumer roach sprays are mostly ineffective,
little to no value. Scientists found that roach spray is
available to the public kill less than twenty percent of
the pests, which makes sense because they're like, if there's
a nuclear boom, you know what lives the roaches?
Speaker 6 (03:36):
Oh, they say that.
Speaker 7 (03:38):
So they say, if you do have a roach problem,
it is even better with your finances to hire somebody
than to deal with roach spray over at four or
five six months because it's not gonna work.
Speaker 8 (03:49):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
So this is like the one where you spray the
edges of your wall to make sure they don't come
back in it.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
You'd be like, because I was gonna say, when you
spray it on them, man, I see that thing flip right.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Over and I'm drowning that you can do that with anyone. Yeah, yeah,
I think you spray wind decks any of that stuff.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
True.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Watching five hours a day of TV increases the risk
of dementia by nearly fifty percent. Watching too much television
does increase of people who watch more than five hours
of TV a day.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
And I'm assuming this is not over one day, it's
over a long period of time.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
Am I go?
Speaker 9 (04:19):
Word if you're reading close captions though too, because like
then you're working in your brain.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
Oh, literature, you would say watch time.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Researchers say high TV viewing time over the years does
increase the risk of various brain related disorders. But I
would say it's not so cut and dry as a
doctor myself that if you're spending that much time watching television,
you're probably not spending to other time doing things that
would be effective for your brain, mind and body. So
it's not just watching the TV as probably, it's probably, yeah,
(04:48):
the other things you're not doing it would help. Oh
by the way, tomorrow, on Tuesday reviewesday where we review
all of our shows, we definitely bene something over the
wekend over two days.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
We spent over five hours a day watching Oh wow,
it is a good one. I got a new one, and.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
I've never heard anybody talk about the show. But tomorrow
I'm about to give you a show that you're going
to want to watch in a day or two. Okay,
it's rare to get a Benji. When you get a Benji,
you feel so lucky, like I love it so much
on a binge it all right?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Didn't it great to have the feeling of it?
Speaker 8 (05:19):
Oh yeah yeah, look forward to you.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Just identify a benji and you can't always do it
calling it a benji. I just made that up.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
It's like something you want to binge a benji. I
want to play this voicemail. This is Marcy from Illinois.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
This morning, on my way to church, I got pulled
over for rolling through a staff sign. And while I
was waiting for the policeman to check out my identification, etc.
I turned on the radio and I'm happy to say
Chicago has Bobby Bones back. I didn't know this. I'm
so excited. Even though I didn't get a ticket, I
(05:54):
got a warning. So two things happened to me that
were absolutely great.
Speaker 11 (05:58):
I'm so happy.
Speaker 10 (05:59):
Welcome back to Chicago. I'm so glad that you're one
of two point three Welcome.
Speaker 8 (06:04):
Back to Chicago.
Speaker 10 (06:05):
Yay, Bobby Buns and crew.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
That's how we feel too. Please tell your friends we
need it. It's Chicago Lance Free Country ninety eight three
and one O two three. Please tell your friends literally,
please put my mom please. We went on to Chicago
and Atlanta, and please tell your friends because they're going
to rip us off if you don't. We'll be on
there for like three days. And they're like, well, you
didn't have everybody in the city. Time to get off
the air. Please tell your friends, all right. Here's another one.
(06:29):
A woman tries to run her boyfriend over with a
car and route a couples therapy.
Speaker 12 (06:33):
Oh well, they were on their way to help wait
for the therapy part. Or did you hit them a
little too early because the therapy part. A thirty year
old woman's a custody after an incident on the way
to couples therapy. Veronica was arrested for second degree assault,
criminal vehicular operation, a lot of stuff.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
They were driving a couple therapy with a boyfriend. They
had been a couple for about a year. Hey, look though,
they were as a boyfriend girlfriend a couple therapy.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
Like that's healthy, healthy, Yeah, I wonder how many boyfriend
girlfriends do that.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Well, they were look at them. I'm happy for him.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
It's not like they're gonna make it.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Oh, hold on a minute.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
Yeah, While driving on the way to the therapist, the
boyfriend announced he was breaking up their relationship and said,
just take me home. Oh she didn't, stopped the car,
demanded he get out of the car. He this is
on him, walked in front of the car. Listen, bro,
when you're demanding to get out of the car because
there's a fight, do not walk in front of the car.
Walk behind the car, walk the other direction. Do not
(07:31):
walk in front of the car. And so then she
nailed the gas pedal to run him over, which is
also on her. But bro, you can't walk in front
of the car whenever you break up with somebody, Okay
who it is. He then smashed into the windshield, h
rolled across the hood of the vehicle, shattered the windshield,
only heard his elbow like glass red his elbow. When
a custodies, she claimed her cracked windshield was caused by
(07:53):
her boyfriend punching the glass, not his body weight. Bro,
you gotta be able to jake paul that thing to
punch through that glass. There's no way that glass is
so hard you're not gonna punch their glass. That's from
Fox News.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
A lot of.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
Mistakes are made here, but I do commend them for
going to couples therapy as a boyfriend girlfriend for them. Yeah,
good for them. I really feel like they can work
this thing out. Have you ever walked out of the car.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
No, I've done it. I will just wait call the story.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I want to back to it.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
I want to come back to I will just wait
because one, I don't want to get left. And then two,
if they're like, let me out of the car, that's
never happened to me either. I know that I'm so stubborn.
I will drive off and then something will happen to them,
and then I'll be on the hook for it. So
I'm able to compartmentalize. You can think about this stuff.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
Those emotions.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yeah, rage only gets me when Arkansas loses the football game.
That's it.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
That's the only time I see red in my eyes.
All right, that's the news, Bobby. This is what's referred
to as a band aid segment where I don't tease it,
there's no build up to it. We just ripped the
band aid off. I've never called it that until now,
but if you ever hear of a band aid segment,
that's what it's going to be for now on. Okay, Hey,
(09:04):
I didn't before going into the segment, and tease anything
band Aid segment, ready.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
Go ahead, man in uniform and I broke up.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Oh, so that is Morgan didn't want to do a
big bit build out lunchbox. Well, Morgan, also, I've known
for a bit because I will try to make sure
that the show doesn't migrate to going in on something,
just to give her a little space.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
And so she was like, Hey, this happened, it's cool.
Speaker 7 (09:38):
I felt like it's my job to protect her for
a little bit, so if it goes somewhere, I can
boot it out until she's comfortable right a little behind
the scenes, she did also come and say I would
like to say it now and get it over with
because it will be brought up again in normal discussion.
And I commend her for that because she's looking out
for herself by doing that. But this is always a
hard segment. So I'm also vamping here to let her
(09:59):
catch her breath again because I know that was hard
for her to say. So We're gonna give you all
the space that you want or need, and you can
lead us in whichever direction you like.
Speaker 13 (10:11):
Morgan, I was completely blindsided. I didn't know this was coming.
I didn't see it coming. I protected myself in every
way that I possibly could, and thought that I had
found somebody, that this was it. And you guys heard
that in me talking about it on the show. But
(10:33):
he uh, as we were about to move in together.
I guess you could say, as you what to move
in together, we were about to move in together, had
a epiphany man in uniform is Jewish and decided, because
I'm not Jewish, that's not what he wanted. So we
(10:53):
had multiple conversations about it. I thought we were on
the same page, which is why I was completely blindsided.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
But I guess we weren't. And that's where we are now.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
Can I give you a Oh, it's such a light
like fractional positive, But can I give you a fractional positive?
Speaker 6 (11:11):
You didn't pick a freaking loser. And I think that
that for the first time, like as your friend, like,
that's big growth.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
This sucks for now. No, I'm not taking away this
sucks for you in any way, but I think that
you're maturing and actually knowing what you want in a
relationship and from our life with you, I think you
have started to look for more quality guys and for
what they stand for and believe in and I know
(11:38):
right now it doesn't help you feel better, but like
this was, this is a mild wind in your in
your growth as a human that I totally get. If
you guys aren't compatible on that level, don't go further
at all. And I'm sure it hurts for both of
you and sucks for both of you. And I'm gonna
stop talking because I'm not even sure what I even ask,
(12:00):
but that really sucks.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I mean, you can ask that.
Speaker 13 (12:05):
I do feel good about the fact that I finally
found someone who gave me hope that there are good
men out there, but it sucks all the more because
of that, again, because I was blindsided.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
In thinking that this was this was it?
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Did he want you convert?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Was that it?
Speaker 12 (12:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
You know, really like I don't think that would have mattered.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Was he.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
Practicing or born or both?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Born?
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Okay, so does he practice Judaism?
Speaker 13 (12:37):
Was that it was that's more the culture thing, not
as much practicing, which is why, like when we had
conversations about it, it kind of really threw me because.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
I didn't see that at all.
Speaker 13 (12:49):
And that's why when we were to have conversations about
I thought we were on the same page. But as
you know, we got more serious and stuff. It just
became that that's going to be more important for him
in the future.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
I suppose does he want to find a Jewish wife.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
Yeah, I think good job by him, because this definitely
could have gone a lot farther and he could have
pulled that thread a little later, which would have been
even harder.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
I think good job by you by picking somebody that
was worth the crap.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
It still very much sucks, and I'm very sorry because
I know you were, like you're fundamentally you are excited
about the future, and that's you'll look back at this
as big time growth, big time growth. You can't write
that sucks, It really sucks.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
I'm sorry. Yeah, there's.
Speaker 13 (13:42):
Not a lot of people out there that can relate
to this particular topic, which also makes it harder and
really hard for me to understand.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
But I do.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
I do.
Speaker 13 (13:56):
I am really happy that one day I can't and
look at this scenario and know that I found somebody
that was good and I now can see out.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
There that there is going to be good.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
I think this is actually something that happens more than
you think. And I'm not saying you're specific Jewish and
Christian but I think there are a lot of couples
that struggle with again I'll use the word like fundamental foundation,
(14:31):
that they don't come from that same spiritual background or
even same religion, and they have to figure a way
to make it work. I have very close friends that
have gone through some extremely difficult times because they do
have like a they even call.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
It like a split.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
I think interfaith, and it's it's it's it's difficult, but
it's again, it's really great that you guys identified that
now because it just works.
Speaker 8 (14:55):
It's been way, way, way, way harder, and then you're
sharing right now.
Speaker 9 (14:59):
Even as hard as as it is, it may prompt
conversations that other people need to have, like hearing this,
like even though it's painful and hard, somebody listening right
now is going to be encouraged of like, oh, this
is a conversation that I haven't had yet in my
relationship and I maybe need to do it, and it
may help them get through either whatever direction they're.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Going to go.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
It's a conversation that sometimes people.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
Avoid or realize untill it gets too late and they're like, oh, shoot,
we didn't discuss this, and what if we want to
have kids, and then how are we going to raise them?
And you know it's snowballs.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
So is there a chance you guys have a discussion
about it later and change your minds?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I don't think so.
Speaker 13 (15:42):
We had a follow up conversation after the breakup happened,
and he seemed very sure in his decision. So I
don't think there's anything that I could have done or
could do differently for him, And that sucks for me.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
But I do still believe he's a great human, which
also sucks.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
And two things can be true at the same time.
One this is just sucks.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
I'm really sorry because it sucks and your heart hurts
and hates that for you as a person. But it also,
I think is a good thing that it happened now
and not later after you lived with each other and
made it even harder, which would then make if you
did decide to get married and keep hunting it kicking
the can God dang, yeah.
Speaker 8 (16:24):
Could have made it so much worse.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
So I am thankful for that.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
Well, well, he hurts really bad, right, I'm sure it does.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
Sorry, Morgan, And I know Lunchbox his eyes got big
because it was gonna be like love Bomb told you
but it wasn't that at all.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
And then you know, his eyes got lowered, you know,
an he lowered his head down real quick because yeah,
he's saying anything.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I got a couple theories.
Speaker 6 (16:46):
There are theories to have she told you what happened.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
No, this is I don't even know that.
Speaker 14 (16:52):
I don't even know.
Speaker 8 (16:52):
It's too soon. This is why, right at the beginning,
I'm like, lunchbox. I looked at him, and I was like,
lunch fox.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
No, maybe that's why he looks That's why I looked.
Speaker 15 (16:59):
At She's clearly in pain.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
Right now. Yeah, right at the beginning, did you see
I looked back and I go lunchbox because I.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Knew he was about to just like go in, what's
one what's happen?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
What's one of the theories, Well, part of mine, just
hearing her talk, okay, is he got cold feet about
the moving in because she said we were about to
move in together, and so he looked for the one
thing that he knew.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
He could use as the excuse because she.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
Said they had multiple conversations about it and they were
on the same page.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
So I think the moving in like freaked him out.
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Well, let's go to Morgan Morgan, your theory, your thoughts
on that theory.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I don't think it was that because he's the one
who brought it up. I was never I was never
pursuing that.
Speaker 13 (17:46):
That was never something that I pushed, and it came
very naturally into the conversation and he was very consistent.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
There was even like a moment where I was like,
I'm not getting rid of.
Speaker 13 (17:56):
Any of my stuff because we're not married and I'm
not going there. I don't want to do this, and
he assured me that this is this is happening, and
we were moving forward. So there was no part of
me that believed the cold feat thing was going to happen.
Speaker 6 (18:10):
Okay, that's one theory, get it down.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Second second theory she does get out of the way
is that he had been waiting to meet me, and
then now that he did, he was like, all right,
I can break.
Speaker 8 (18:21):
Up that one. I can probably sign yeah.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
Because a lot of us.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
And then it's like, all right, now that I got
to meet Lunch, I can So.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
The whole relationship he was just using her to get
to you sounds like it.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I mean, he did ask me if I wanted to
go run with him.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
That's the one guys, I can kind of sign again.
I gotta believe Morgan. It really sucks. We're laughing now
because we're just trying to lighten it up a little bit.
But weaker people have gotten through harder things. And you're
gonna crush this. You're gonna grow from it, You're gonna
learn from it. You didn't pick a loser. And I think,
as as funny as that sounds for me to say,
like that shows your growth and I'm sorry it.
Speaker 13 (18:58):
Happened, you know, I will say there is a moment
for me this weekend, as I'm trying to process everything.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
I was.
Speaker 13 (19:06):
My dog that you had mentioned that my new foster, Sunshine,
got adopted, and I was taking her to her new home,
and I looked at her and I was like, you're
so special, and I know this is scary, and I
know that you're afraid of what's to come, but this
is gonna be so beautiful for you.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
And as I was telling her that, I was like,
what the crap am I doing? Why can I say
that to her? But I can't say it to myself
right now?
Speaker 13 (19:33):
And there was some healing in that, So that was
kind of a bright spot amongst all of this as well.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Would it help you if we promoted your podcast? At
least you get some strange podcasts from this. I think
that would be a good idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Morgan.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
The name of your.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
Podcast is Take This Personally? Oh what, what's the name
of her podcast?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Maybe he took something personally from the podcast? So dumb right?
Speaker 7 (19:58):
Maybe here with the theory he wanted to meet you.
Check out Morgan's podcast Take This Personally.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
We care about you.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
You're gonna be fine. It sucks right now, and that's okay,
and it should suck right now.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Are you back on Hunge a weekend like lunch?
Speaker 8 (20:18):
Fine? Let's go to Nicole in Missouri.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Hey Nicole, you're on the show.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
What's going on?
Speaker 9 (20:26):
Hi?
Speaker 11 (20:28):
I was wondering if you all could help me kind
of turn my son's.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Day around, turn your son's day around?
Speaker 8 (20:36):
Is that what she said?
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:37):
Okay, go ahead, how can.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
We do that?
Speaker 7 (20:39):
So?
Speaker 11 (20:40):
He Today was his first day of middle school and
he was really really nervous, and unfortunately the boss forgot
about him, which resulted in him being about an hour
late to school since we live pretty far from the school.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Okay, so did the bus forget about him or did did?
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Was? Are you sure it was a bus problem And
it wasn't a he was like late to the bus stop.
It's squarely on the bus, not the mom.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
No.
Speaker 11 (21:07):
I called and they said that they forgot about him.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Okay, good, okay, now that's right. That's yeah, that's like that.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
And then you're an hour late. So you walk in
as well, and everybody's like, oh, I hate that. Okay,
go ahead, and so he goes and have you talked
to him since you dropped him off?
Speaker 11 (21:25):
No, the bus actually came back to get him because
my other child was starting kindergarten and we had to
be here.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
For her bus.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
So the remember the kindergarten, but just forgot the middle schooler. Yeah,
so what what do you think we can do? We'll
ask you what can we do to help turn his
day around?
Speaker 11 (21:45):
Well, he loves loves the show, So if you could
just give him some words of encouragement and he can
go back and listen, I think it might make his
day a little bit better.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
What's his name again, Jonathan? Jonathan?
Speaker 7 (21:59):
It's Bob and it's the whole show here and today
was day one. Can't get any worse.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
It's gonna get better. It's gonna get a lot better.
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Buddy the low Yeah, that kind of stinks.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
I'm be honest with you.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
When the bus forgets you.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
However, now that bus drive rows you so yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
So if you're a few minutes light, but they're gonna
wait on you first uh second of all, like you know,
you probably walk into a classroom. And I was a
new kid at school so many times in my life
because we would just have to move and I hated it. However,
it made me so good and this is one insence,
but it made me so good at being a chameleon
and like not making friends but blending in and like
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learning my environment, which I still use every day. It
may feel weird that you went in and all those
kids are looking at you, like, who's this guy? Which,
by the way, was it like new kids too that
come to that school? Or's all the same old friends
all new kids?
Speaker 6 (22:53):
What does he have?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Like a fit?
Speaker 7 (22:54):
I win need to hook him up with something like
what is he like? Because I could say all these
words he's middle schooler, who cares? We need to give
him a give him?
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
What does he like?
Speaker 11 (23:04):
He's big into baseball and football?
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Okay, what's his favorite football team?
Speaker 11 (23:09):
Uh, Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Okay, Okay, see I don't have anything Kansas City.
Speaker 8 (23:16):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
How about okay, what's your favorite baseball team?
Speaker 11 (23:20):
I'm seeing with Cardinals.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
Okay, we got I do have some Cardinals.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
So here's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
First of all, I'm gonna I'm just giving your address
and I'm gonna send him like, I have some really
cool Cardinals baseball cards my personal collection. I'm gonna send
us some baseball cards. We're all gonna sign a baseball
from the show. We're just gonna send them a whole
box of stuff. And Jonathan, Jonathan, you're gonna get a
cool box of stuff. Just know that it's gonna get better.
Who cares anyway, And really it's just another day, Jonathan.
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You're gonna look back and be like, that's a funny
first day of school and a little bit probably hold
againt your mom and get like the free ice cream
or something if I'm being honest, because you could be like,
I'm still sad, mom even though you're not, and get
some free ice cream.
Speaker 6 (23:57):
But we're gonna send you Johnson a whole deal.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
Tomorrow will be a much better day, and hopefully you
call us after you get this package of stuff we're
gonna send you, and well, you come visit us sometime
if you ever in town too.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
How about that's a pretty good gift.
Speaker 11 (24:12):
That would be great. He'll be so happy. Okay, Oh,
thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You're welcome.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Do you have a favorite player?
Speaker 11 (24:20):
Molina is probably his favorite player.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Yeah, but God.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Doesn't play anymore. Yeah, I know because we got to
like call somebody at the Cardinals and been like, okay,
let us work on something for him. We're gonna send
him a whole box of cool stuff. And Jonathan, you
got this, buddy, it's just another day. You're all good.
And then we will well, we'll send them some stuff
to your house. Okay, don't hang up.
Speaker 8 (24:39):
Okay, thank you, Okay, you put it on hold. I
gotta go home now. And again in on my collection,
see what you got? I practice some yaddies. I saw
one that I have for sure. So we'll get us
some cards and we'll sign some stuff.
Speaker 14 (24:50):
Bobby Bone show.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Sorry up today.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
This story comes us from Roseberg, Oregon.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
A woman driving a van with Nana's Sweet Treats on
the side was running low on gas. She's like, where
am I going to get some gas? Sees the U
haul shop. It's like, ah, they got gas in those things.
So she starts siphoning the gas, and while she's doing it,
she's like, you know, I really need a cigarette right now.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Of course, lit up her cigarette.
Speaker 8 (25:15):
Boole in her mouth and everything, right.
Speaker 14 (25:18):
Yeah, lit up two U hauls. It caught him on fire.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
I wonder if she just had a hose, because we
used to siphon gas, not from other people, but we
would take gas because we have a lot of money.
And so if one car had gas and the other
one didn't, you would siphon a little bit from one
to the other. But we would had a water hose
and you'd cut the ends of the water hose. One
goes in and you cash, and then you try to
time it so you have to oh right, and you
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have to stick it into the hole.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
But you would get gas in your mouth every time.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
So that's when he was like cigarette. I was like,
it's not gonna be good. But yeah, I'm surprised she
didn't burn. I mean you, but still, what does it
tast like?
Speaker 6 (25:56):
I mean, it's gas, terrible gas, and so everything is.
Speaker 14 (26:01):
Fire yeah, lit up to U haul. She was charged
with arson and.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Then again did she have a hose with her? This
is a normal thing, all right.
Speaker 14 (26:07):
I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Of the day.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
We do a segment called.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Spill the Tea, and then let's spill the Tea.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Somebody tattles Lunchbox would like to do a recap and
what he calls the worst spill the tea in the
history of the show, because what was the tea that
was spilled that.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
I was at the Chris Stapleton concert and some fan
or came up and tapped me on the shoulder said hey,
do you want to take a picture?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
And I was like, yeah, we can take a picture.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
But they just wanted me to take a picture of
them with their wife and they didn't want me in
the picture.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
Which was funny, Yeah, hilarious, And I didn't think that
would needed to be anonymous, like we do we have
the anonymous clip.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Okay, here's what happened.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
Well, I was waiting to see if Lunchbox was going
to confess a super awkward moment that happened to him
over the weekend, but I don't think he is so here.
I am spilling the tea.
Speaker 8 (26:57):
So it was such a good it was even a
wholesome one. Just funny.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
Yeah, that one.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
I thought whomever said it could have just said it
without worried about the repercussions.
Speaker 6 (27:04):
However, you think it's the worst one ever?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Because why because then we have a side studio where
we record commercials and stuff, and I go in there
to record a commercial the other day and the idiot
left the audio up. They just left it there on
the computer, so I know exactly.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
Who it is.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
How did you know by the audio was it?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
It was the the original without the voice change. I'm like, oh,
what is this? Does it need to be saved?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
And it's like, oh, I was waiting, it's waiting to
see if it's gonna go the actual go ahead.
Speaker 15 (27:33):
Well, I was going to see if Lunchbox is wanting
to confess this super awkward situation.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Abby, you got.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
To close it out.
Speaker 15 (27:44):
Oh my god, I can't believe that. And I did
it so many times.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
There was like four of them.
Speaker 15 (27:51):
Abby, it is say it saved. It just showed up
as like random, you.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
Have to x out of all that craft. I know.
Speaker 15 (27:57):
I didn't think lunchboxes see it don't even know technology.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
But I had to go on the recording commercial and
I see it on the screen. I'm like, does this
need to be saved? Does this need to be saved?
Speaker 15 (28:06):
All of you?
Speaker 14 (28:07):
And I just hit play and I'm like, well, here
we go.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
I know who did it?
Speaker 7 (28:11):
Dangbb you anything you'd like to say to him?
Speaker 8 (28:13):
Now it's not anonymous.
Speaker 15 (28:15):
No, I just think it's hilarious that that happened because
he thinks he's so famous and celebrity and that they
didn't even know he was.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Lunchbox agree, it was hilarious. I agree.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
It was also hilarious that you did not take it
off the screen. So next time, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Abby?
Speaker 15 (28:30):
I'm definitely gonna delete it immediately.
Speaker 8 (28:33):
Or you can just be you know, be a man
and be like, oh yeah.
Speaker 15 (28:38):
I thought it'd be funnier because we like to do
like the anonymous.
Speaker 8 (28:41):
I thought it was Morgan.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
I thought, all right, thank you, everybody, We're done. Check
out the Bobby Bones Show podcast. Just go search for
the Bobby Bone Show wherever you listen to your podcast?
Speaker 6 (28:54):
Morgan, what do you have?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Everyone shared their worst scams in.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
The history of the show.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
Yeah, like we were We've all been scammed in some
way or another, even before scam Alert, so we shared
our worst scams.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
All right, what else?
Speaker 14 (29:06):
Lunchbox has a palette updates.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
That's boldemort. We do not talk about the palette, but
we brought it up.
Speaker 13 (29:13):
Go ahead, and the listener needs some help on when
to get rid of kids stuff?
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Thank you their kids stuff? Yeah, like their kids did
a finger painting? When do I throw it away? That's
all up on the podcast. So much more. Check out
the Bobby Bone Show podcast.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
And as a special request to me, would you mind
and leave this up around today's podcast?
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Will you had this whole thing?
Speaker 7 (29:31):
Would you write a nice comment about the show and
rate it if you don't mind. Wherever you listen to us,
it would really help us. Sometimes people get up there
and just I think they're funny, and they write notes
and they give us less stars than maybe they would
want to give us.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
But they think they're doing a little joke, and the
joke doesn't hurt. It doesn't help us. It's not funny.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
So if you give us you know, full rating, low comment,
we'd appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (29:54):
By Buddy Bobby boon shot the Bobby Bones theme song,
written produce say Read Yardberry. You can find his instagram
at readyarberry dot com. Scooba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo,
head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister
Bobby Bones. Thanks for listening to the podcast.