Amy tested her boyfriend with the bird theory. She also gave Bobby a list of bird inspired baby names. Amy shares the Top 10 pains in the world that the human body can experience and we rank them. A listener calls us to share their unique rule in their marriage where only one person is allowed to be crazy at a time and how they decide who gets dibs on not being 100%. Lunchbox gives us an update on his pain after going to yet another doctor. Did they find out what's wrong? A celebrity is donating a kidney to a stranger so we reveal what body part we feel is our best that we would donate.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting a.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Show Alza, Hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to
Monday show more in a studio morning sho do the bird.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Test on your boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh the bird theory, Yes, I did.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
I just this wall you have to do is say oh,
I saw a bird today, and then see how much
they engage. They care, Yeah, like what kind of bird,
what color was it?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Where in the yard?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Or they go yeah, so cool.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That's pretty much what I got.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
But he did say in his defense that he was
literally in the middle of working on his fantasy football
something or another and it was like the worst time
for me to ask, So had I asked another time,
he probably would have been more engaged.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You're holding on to this bird fascination though. Amy sent
me a bunch of baby names that have to do
the birds.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah, Like they're cute too. There's girl names and boy names.
It's like, if I could have a baby, I would
consider one of these names. Since I'm not having a baby.
Bobby is the next best thing here.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You when you hear what they are their boy and
girl because we're not tipping off.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
But Hawk, that's cool. Yeah, Hawk is cool.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It feels like it's trying Okay, share the others.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
J I mean that's pretty, that's a normal. Yeah, I
give you the top five in each. Corbin, I didn't
even have a bird. That's a bird.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'm good. Gavin, that's a bird. I like the Gavin.
I mean, yeah, I know, I didn't know there were
birds though.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And talon, oh, Talan Tallen is the thing that you
hook like hawk's hooked with.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
And I know what a talent. It feels like an avenger.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah, my ex husband and he was in the air Force.
He flew see one thirties but they were called talent
and two is they're like a really cool aircraft.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Those are the five.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I didn't know Gavin or Corbyn was a bird right,
pulling it up for you, Okay. The girl names Wren with
a W Yeah, that's cool, dove love it. Birdie cute?
Is that just a birdie? Well, to me, it's either
a golf term or like a really old ladye and
(02:29):
one like birdie, or or a nickname sparrow.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I've never heard that, Yes, sparrow.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I wouldn't don't go with that one.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
You sent it to me, I know.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
But I know I sent it. You know, I didn't like,
just list all the birds. I came across a list
of bird names and I thought, oh, these are good.
But it doesn't mean I approve of every single one.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And Robin, yeah, which is fine you Robin. I just
didn't mouse you. Did you just give away our name
saying it.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
We present to you.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Wait, chick, what is Gavin?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
You sent it to me?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Hum? What is Gavin? When it comes to.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
A bird's a bird Gavin a Gavin bird.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
The name Gavin is a masculine name of Welsh and
Scottish origin, meaning white hawk or white falcon.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
So that's a meaning I don't know. Yeah, we do
have a.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Name, you do official like go one.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, we're not telling anybody, that's cool. I knew it.
Sick sparrow j Yeah, yeah, you guys don't know it. No,
we don't.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Probably best, just not that's probably best.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
It's probably bad, yes, And I'm not telling it.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
And I will not tell you because it's not that
I don't love you, guys. It's just that I don't
love how sometimes things slip up and get it.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah sounds so how long?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I don't even want to say right now, Well, I
don't even know where you're going to go with it.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
How long how long have you known? No, no, that.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Was my question.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Go ahead, how long after the baby's born? Like, I'm
wondering how long you may try to hold onto the.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Name without saying what it is where on air or anywhere?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, eighteen years?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh, better be when they get it, when they can vote.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I don't know. It's all to my wife.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You should do like total free range parenting, where you
just like, like you're just the baby. You get to Hey,
free range, you name.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yourself, do like Elon Musk and just call it X
the numbers and then you just figure it out yourself.
We did that with my first kid, Like we didn't
say his name until he was born, and then when
we came out of the hospital, like, all right, family members,
here is Kevin.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, Bone, it's anonymous shin By. It's anonymous sin By.
There's a question to.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Be because.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
He hello, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
My dad, who's in his late fifties, just started dating
someone my age. I'm twenty seven, and he's planning on
bringing her to Thanksgiving at my grandma's. He seems genuinely happy,
but I can't wrap my head around it. I want
to be supportive, but it feels uncomfortable to watch him
with someone who could easily be one of my friends.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
My mom passed away a few years ago, so it's
not jealousy.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It's just weird to I fakes Mile for the sake
of the holiday, or tell him how uncomfortable that it
makes me signed stuffing my feelings.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I really don't want to sound insensitive here.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I'm going to risk it a bit, though, and say, hey,
this is very much a you problem, and you are
possibly keeping joy from your dad because you are uncomfortable
with something you deserve to feel uncomfortable. Your feelings are
never wrong, it's just how you act on them.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
But this is not about you.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
This is about your dad, and so you know what,
his wife passed away years ago, not just your mom.
His wife passed away years ago, so you're not experiencing
this alone in a vacuum. I do absolutely understand it's weird.
Weird doesn't mean wrong. You have every right to your feeling,
(06:25):
but I don't think you make it harder on him
because you're uncomfortable with it.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Amy.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yeah, no, I think it's okay to have this conversation
with him. But Bobby's right, this is definitely something you're
going to need to work through. And I first thing
I would want to do is ask my dad like, hey,
are you are you happy? And then I want to
hear from him, and when the minute he says yes,
then I have to say, Okay, I'm.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Just letting you know.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
This is weird for me and it's a little uncomfortable,
but I'm gonna try my best.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And like, let's go, let's go do this, like let's
have a good Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
This is it you thing and it sucks, and we
are not saying in any way whatsoever you should not
feel weird or sad or that.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
The eleven emotions.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yep, yeah, you're going to have. Yeah, it's freaking urban spices,
all of them in this.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, and hey, how about dad? Hey also low shout
out to dad being the twenty seven year old. This
is second. No, Pops, that is weird.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Though that's weird.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Weird is not wrong always? Is this person against the
relationship or just the dinner?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Probably the age, probably all because her mom died, Yes.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
And I think that yeah, to that point, if he
was bringing a woman that was his exact age, she
would probably still be uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Because it's something new and it's not her mom.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I think she can blame it on the age. Yeah,
and I think she would probably feel uncomfortable. Then he's
bringing someone that's.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Not her mom his right, h And that's natural and normal.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Absolutely, yes, you know what if you weren't feeling that way,
that would be I would I would be surprised by
those gold pops.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
That's the side. But yeah, it's it's about him. This
is not so much about you.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Don't even make it an issue if you bring guilt
on him in any way after you have the initial conversation.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
If it's weird, that's that's bad and what's up?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Maybe you have a new friend.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
You don't even know that's the case. So yeah, yeah, no,
I want to be on your side.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Could you listen to the show, But I can't fully
be on your side except to say it'll be much
healthier if you realize this is a youth thing and
not a hymn thing.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Now she's like nineteen, we.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Could talk, Oh that I would be like, this is sick. Yeah,
to get help.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Brains developed that's.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Right at around twenty five, so she's got two.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Years of full development in her brain. That's right, all right, there,
you go, close it up.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
They have created an artificial tongue that can accurately detect
a food's spiciness because people want to know how it
is it before they eat it, so they have an
artificial tongue for that.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Two things.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
One, I think it's pretty cool, but two, everything ends
up getting used in a dirty way.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
And don't think I didn't think about that first.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh, that never crossed my mind.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I was just thinking about how everybody's taste buds are
so different.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
So how is this someone going to know how you are?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Well, everybody sees things different too, But I think there
are levels based on just a standard that's set, like
because a level three spice for somebody, maybe a level
five for you.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
But if it's set as a level three, you know
how hot it is.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
So inspired by different proteins and how hot they were,
they started developing this faked tongue.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Does it look like a tongue?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
No, but it definitely could. Because it's like a film.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It should They should definitely put a piece of rubber
and then put the film over the rubber.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It doesn't need to look like a tongue.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
And you should have it on like a popsicle stick
come out of the back and you stick it on stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
And it tells you how hot it is.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Like tongues are ugh.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I don't have you ever reading a cal tongue?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
No, I don't want to either.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
That's pretty good. Yeah, it actually pretty tastes pretty good.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Did you all have one?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
We used to have it all the time sometimes, Eddie,
Why you say it to Eddie? Hey, hey Eddie your Mexican?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah? Ours was what's left?
Speaker 7 (10:18):
You got to eat it?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Have you ever had testicles?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
A bunch those I don't like so much. It just
said a joke though, really, the mountain oysters.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what they're called.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, it wasn't like we sat down for Sunday testicles.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
You're right. It's always like, uh.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Like Taco Tuesday Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
My dad.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
My dad's joke was always like to eat eat it
and be like, well, I'm having a ball.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So researchers figured out an artificial tongue. They can just
tell you how hot it is. And mostly it's a
system that they can like put on the back of
something to tell you about. You know how there's like
medium mile like salt Yeah, it would just be this
could be used to give you a better indicator of
how hot things actually were.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Sounds like a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I mean, it's not so bad to try hot stuff,
all right, Like I'm good. But say you're like at
a Mexican restaurant and they had salsa out.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
And take your little tongue with you.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You just did a little dip and you're like, oh,
that's too hot for me, and then you're good. You
don't have to But I'm not saying that. I'm saying
you're buying it from a shelf. You don't want to
buy a whole bottle or something. You're gonna put the
fake tongue in the bottle. No, but the tongue will
be able to tell all the products.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
That's pretty cool. The tongue is used to tell how
hot things are for products.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I guess. Yeah, So do you take the tongue with
you to arrest.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
No, the tongue is used like it's sold to like
the companies, and the companies use it to monitor how
hot they've made it.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Oh, it's not for personal use. I mean, like I said,
it will be trust me. They'll build a fake tongue
and you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Uh huh uh.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Jesse Eisenberg gave you familiar with him. Yeah, you know him.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
He was the guy that was in the social network.
Oh yeah, yeah, Curly here. So he is donating a kidney.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
What do you know, Eddie?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Really to a stranger? No way, This has been Eddie's dream.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
And Jesse Eisenberg shot some folks during appearance on the
Today Show.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
This is from CNN with an announcement.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
And it wasn't just that he was donating a kidney,
because that's a big deal and that's enough to surprise anybody,
especially when a celebrity saying they're doing it. But he
was talking about it and he says, I'm donating my
kidney in six weeks, and so they said, wow, what's
the deal and he said that he's giving it to
a stranger.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Is it so that somebody else he knows can get
bumped up a list or.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It says nothing about that?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
He said he originally had the idea to donate years ago,
but he never heard back from an organization he approached
about doing it, and so he hit up another one
got tested, not for a match, but just to see
if it was healthy enough and he's donating a kidney
to a stranger. That's amazing, Eddie, your thoughts and this
is just something you've always said you wanted to do.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah. Every time I hear stories like that, I'm like, gosh,
that sounds awesome. It'd be something I would love to
do in the future at some point. What do you
think your best body part is that? If someone's like,
I really need something to donate, Like, what would be
your favorite the best part of you to donate if
you could.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
This sounds like a weird question, yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
But think about it. It's interesting. My brain, Yeah, I
would say your brain, for sure, you have a good brain.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
What about the other parts.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
You're going to eat my test?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
No, no, no, no, guys, the Bobby's brain doesn't sleep.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
But like, yes, anybody's smart, yeah, quick, witty, it's so
worn down.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Amy's like you're donating a beat up car.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
No, no, I get the pros of the brain, but
there's you're.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Saying, there's more trauma in my brain. There is goodness?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
What do we do?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It's just as is the what else get? What else
on me would they get? And what would you donate
from me?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Didn't you get voted like best thighs or something voted.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
We measured the thigh I had the biggest thighs in
the room and.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Led to longevity.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yes, right, but my thighs, I mean I do I listen.
I'm pretty good a leg day. But I don't think
I'm going brain. Now, you're making me feel bad about
my brain.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
That your eyes don't come with the brain.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Right, my eyes brains and brain, brains and brain. I
just like full heads and me keep finding things wrong
with me and it's really making me mad.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Don't take it personal. I'm just like, definitely not your eyes.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I don't take it personal. It's everything personal about me.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay, Brain, I donate brain. You gotta you gotta pick
a good part of you. It's hard because you get
a complished something about yourself.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I don't know what do you donate.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
My hands?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Why you have better things about you?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
What?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
So you know what she's gonna say, you know what
she should know. But I just don't think hands is
a quality for her.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
My can can I can?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
I think? Can you go around the room, Eddie? Mine
would probably be my eyes. I've good vision, good well,
I don't have good vision because I have glad.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Eyes because they're pretty No, man, because I I like
I'm visual, like I'm a camera guy.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Like my eyes.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I need glasses, yes, but that's why. But once you
have the glasses, you're good man. Like I'm a I'm
a visual guy. That's more of a brain thing.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Then No. Yes, you need your eyes to see, but
your eyes can't see. That's the difference. Oh my gosh,
I lunchbox.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Well, I mean I would say tongue, you know, because
a lot of ladies have been experienced it and they
really like what they stupid.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Can you imagine if you got his tongue, he probably
rejected and he had action and.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
That was actually my throat touched your tongue. Don't worry.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
But I'm telling you this tongue has been in a
lot of ladies mouths and none of them were complaining afterwards.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
I'll tell you that. So I think my tongue would
be my a plus.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Okay, Amy, back to you, part of my liver.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Liver, I think I have a good liver. Eddie.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
You said your eyes and you can't even see? What
do you mean, dude? I just need glasses. I just
need glasses. But once you have the glasses, my eyes
are awesome, Amy, Amy have great hair, I have extensions.
Thank you for telling us.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Well, yeah, I mean when my hair is shut. I
do think I have thick hair, though, Like I just
am trying.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
To be so negative even about me.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
In this segment, She's like, your brain, what about all
your childhood trauma?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Do they get that? I'm trying to do a bit here.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
That's why I said my ad.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Don't people like your feet?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
That one race car guided And then you have that
listener Tony Stewart. Yeah, and then a listener continues to
offer me lots of money your feet pictures.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah. Well, Jesse Eisenberg, big shout out to you. Eddie.
You could surprise us one day and be like, guess
I'm actually doing it. I'm donating a kidney. I know
I could. We're waiting for that. Okay, we'll be We'll
keep waiting. It's time for the good news.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Homer is a bus driver in Donna, Texas, driving the
kids to school, you know, and he sees a semi
slowing down and it comes to a complete stop in
the middle of the intersection, and he's like, what's going on,
so he puts the red lights on, gets off the bus,
and the semi driver has lost consciousness, so he's like, hey, man,
wake up, wake up, wake up. Calls nine to one
(17:28):
one keeps the guy conscious until they arrive and they
take him.
Speaker 7 (17:33):
To the hospital and he's okay.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Now, big shout out, because I don't know that most people,
myself included, would have thought anything other than that person's asleep.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Because the truck was where in the middle of.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
The intersection, semi going slowly and it came to a
stop in the middle of the intersection.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, I might be like, oh, I know why they
had to stop and you keep driving. That's weird.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah, I know I probably would have done that, unless
it felt like it was dangerous and swerving. I'd probably
been like, oh, that person's probably like they dropped their
phone and now they're just having to reach down to
get it underneath the gas pedal, Like we.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Haven't all done that.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
So then it on the highway like.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
This is an awesome story.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I guess my point is the highlights the bus driver,
because I don't know that I would have reacted like that.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Ye shout out, Homer.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
And it's crazy that you just love the kids on
the bus, you know, I mean that's pretty.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
What else are you going to do? No?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
I know, but he opened the door, you know, the
kids get out, I mean running around the road, but dud.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
Yeah, but kids.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Sometimes don't listen, right, what I'm saying It was good
that the kids listened.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
And he was able to say the driver did something awesome,
good job home and saved the life.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yes, we love that. That's what it's all about. That
was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Weird when Amy suggested this segment to me. But then
the more I thought about it, I thought, Okay, I'm
in and I didn't read them all. I just read
the first couple. So go ten to one because you
have what.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah, these are the ten most painful things that humans
can physically experience.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Weird. WHOA, I saw ten and nine for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah, but ten and ten still sounds pretty horrible. It's
getting your arm chopped off.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Ten.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yes, that's ten.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
It's honestly, I'm kind of surprised that some of this
stuff is more painful than that.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
And I wonder if you get your armfully chopped off.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Let's just say, because my Arkansas Keith walking to the
sawmill and people would like loose fingers and stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Right, yeah, yes, that's exactly why.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yes, I would think if an arm got sawed off
and it was quick, you'd probably pass out.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
So my half sister stepdad lost his arm in a
like cotton machine.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
I'm pulling it off arm, I know.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I mean I could text her and be like, no
good number you know there were nine. Is a heart
attack that's painful?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
It hurts.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I thought that was just like I'm going you know,
I thought I've had a heart attack once. I think
it's panic at tag or one in the indigestion like
bad indigestion.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Oh I think, I'm oh, I'm good. Yeah, yeah, okay, right.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Getting stabbed, oh I bet that's terrible. Interesting does it
Does it say which parts of the body when? Because
if you stab me in the ear lobe that paid
for that ear pierced, yeah, Or the skin on the
back of my elbow.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
If somebody's like really mad and they swing a knife
at me and they only get the skin on the
back of my elbow, I'm like, that didn't even hurt, sucker.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
But other places I.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Can imagine in the movies when people get stabbed in
the stomach. That looks bad because it faces yes, yeah,
well maybe two because they realize they're dying.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Oh that's too.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
You know that skin on the back of your elbow
is called weness. Yeah, you get stabbed in the weness? Yeah,
I bet if you got stabbed in the oh weness?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah? Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Seven getting shot.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
In the chest, Oh yeah, yeah that that seems like
it hurts.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Getting hit by a car at thirty miles per hour.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Did they lift it up?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
It's five, four, three and one at forty miles an hour,
fifty miles an hour all the way to one.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I wonder if the faster the less painful, because it's.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Just like it's over. You don't even feel it. Okay.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Now, this was interesting to me because the number five
is passing a kidney stone.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Your kidney stones plural.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
And what's crazy is I had one of those full
body scans, uh, and I have kidney stones, but I've
never passed them, and so I wait for the day
I like to ask.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
A question that is fully uninformed. I feel like this
is my feeling, and then my question. I feel like
it's way more painful for a guy to pass one
than a woman because our holes are smaller and not
meant for things to come out.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Stop, it's true.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
No, I don't see any I don't think so it's got.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
To be the same.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Do you think a baby could come out of your money?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
The baby doesn't come out of the peel.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I know.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I'm just saying, just making sure what I'm just saying,
it's got to go that direction. Okay. I don't know
what hole is the same size.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
And is generally harder for a man to pass a
kidney's stone due to anatomical differences.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yes, that's what I'm talking about. Women have a larger holes,
so the only way out of us is that P hole.
Okay for the other one, so b whole. Yeah, I
would think it would be harder for a dude, okay.
And it has to do with the euretha. The males
whatever is smaller.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Sp ct and.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
The female is only four, so it has to travel
longer for a male, so it's more painful.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Okay, Okay, I just feel like all that down there
in a woman is a little more elastic.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
This is it number? Like maybe they didn't put these
in order of pain because the heart.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Of time if the next one is paper cut. I'm
out backwards.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
If passing a GI is more pickful then getting my
arm chopped off, it could be, though.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
You might pass out.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
My brother had kidney stones, and I mean the dude couldn't.
I mean he was in bed for like weeks, like
he couldn't.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
He got his arm chopped off, was doing a dance
competition the next week.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
I mean, there's one.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
He jogged his own arm up and was able to
walk back to safety.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
He broke it off.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Now we probably want to call me sister.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
He broke it.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Number four, getting kicked in the nuts.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
That's probably one. You guys have no idea. Getting kicked
in the nuts.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Far worse to get a shot in the chest while
your arm is getting chopped off, Yes, because the pain
doesn't stay.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
In that area, it's everywhere. Imagine this. Imagine there's a
boiling cauldron of acid.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Okay, good, just imagine it, and as you're getting dropped
in the acid, somebody hits you in the head with
a two by four, got it?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
And then someone shoots you in the chest and then
points and laps. That's the same as getting kicked in
the Knut's it?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
But you don't know, all right.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Next number three childbirth not switch those two but okay, okay, So.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I texted my sister.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
She's past kidney stones and she's now given birth. She said,
the kidney stone is much worse.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Wow, because she gave birth with no medication. Right, No,
she had the epidural, So that's where it helps. Probably
A factor two is how big the kidney stones are.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Honestly, yeah, a bigger kidney stone, probably, Like my friend
had a kidney stone eight pounds three ounces.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
That's a baby.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I got there confused. I got that confused. I would switch,
But here's the thing I'm kidding, because we don't know.
A guy can never know what it's like to have
a baby, and a woman can never know what it's
like to get kicked in the nuts.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Go ahead. These are definitely not in order, No they are, Yeah, no,
for sure. Okay.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Number two, I mean this sounds pretty bad, but I
feel like you just pass out getting hit by a
train at eighty miles foray?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
That sounds right? Yeah, doesn't sound right?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
So bad?
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Like, how do you think that feels?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
What could be worse?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
On there?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
There's a whole song about that too. I won't know
how getting here with the training fields number one number one.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
This just ye, this is the.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Getting burned alive. Well, yeah, that part feels right, but the.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Only two I would switch are the birth of the
nuts other than that order. Did you ever burn your
hand like on the oven, like your whole body burn?
Speaker 4 (25:21):
So my dad got third degree burns all over his
body because he was underneath a gas stove like oven
thing at a restaurant trying to like fix it, and
it blew up on him and he had to get
He was in Colorado, in a tiny town, and so
they had to you know, star flight into Denver or something.
And when by the time he got back to Austin,
(25:42):
I was a little girl, and I just remember he
looked like a mummy.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
His book.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
He was wrapped like head to toe and his face
was like charcoal looking, and then white gauze everywhere else.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
And well third degree is the worst, right.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Second and third degree? Yeah, so like there was high.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Degree murder is the worst. You have a third degree
birds talk, We went through this.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
We had this dog the other day and now I
was confuted with I think because of how deep it burns.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Yes, like there was parts once he healed like he
didn't have hair in those areas because like they're in
the skin was all discolored, like sort of yeah, pale, pink.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Hey, thanks for that secon name. That's good. Yeah, yeah,
I want to go over to Janet, who is listening
in New York. Ky, Janet, you're on the show.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
I have any marriage rule that my husband and I
have used for the past twenty seven years, all right,
give it to us. Only one of us can be
crazy at a time, and when the one is crazy,
the other one has to support them. Give me an example,
if you just get spun up about something at work
or something uncontrollable, whatever is kind of creating a great
(26:51):
amount of angst or stress or whatever, you get to
get that out and the other person that has.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
To support you. I feel the in theory, that's great.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I just know that I can't predict when I'm feeling
odd off or crazy, and so I know with my
wife if she's ever feeling odd off, hormonal, hungry, who
knows that sometimes crazy happens to me? Crazy, I mean,
and that's that's a coal front me, the warm front.
Then tornado happens type thing. So that's hard if you're
both feeling that way, How do want to you suppress that?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
If one do you call it? It's like like shotgun crazy,
I call crazy, so you can't be I'm crazy first?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, Like, how do you deal with that? If you're
both feeling about all that?
Speaker 8 (27:34):
It has happened that independently we've gotten spun up about
something and we actually timed it. Okay, when did yours start?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
A person?
Speaker 8 (27:44):
When the other person came out, it was like, okay,
can I go now?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yep, you can go now.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I like that because there is an absolute boundary of
here's the line when I got crazy, and it's four years,
so I'm going to go, and then when I'm complete,
you shall go.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
That reminds me of the advice I shared at your
rehearsal dinner. Do you remember we.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Can't stop talking about it but that whole time? Of
course I remember. But for those that don't over there,
would you mind telling.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Them reminding them? Remember? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
I remember, of course, because for all of us who do,
but for everybody else who doesn't remember, just share with them.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Okay, So and this you're gonna love this.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
It it's so good.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Now this is not the same thing, but it reminded
me of it, and it's from Brene Brown and something
she does in her marriage of a lot of times.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
You know your marriage is fifty to fifty or whatever,
it's one hundred.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
So okay, fine, if you look at a marriage is yes,
you've got one hundred percent. But you know, one day, Bobby,
you know, Caitlyn calls you and she's like, I mean,
I can barely keep it together, Like I'm there's so
much going on in spiraling. I think I've got about
ten percent in the tank. Then Bobby, you get to
come in and let her know where you are. And
if you're having a solid day and you're like, hey,
I got you because I've got ninety percent, boom, Together,
(28:56):
we're one hundred, Like whatever you need, just I can
help you.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
However, you might be having a day where.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
You're like, shoot, I'm at ten percent too, So together
as a team, you're operating at twenty percent, which is
no good. And that's when you work together and you
look at the calendar and you're like, Okay, what do
we have, what can we move around?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
What can we cancel? Do we need to cook dinner tonight?
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Let's throw like, if we've got fresh food, throw it
in the freezer so it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Go bad, and we'll just order food or we'll go out.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Like make life as simple as possible that you can,
so you can survive the next twenty four hours or
whatever it is to get back to one hundred percent
instead of exhausting yourselves, like, oh, shoot, well we had
dinner plans with you know, Cindy and Kurt.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Here's one thing we're bad at of this show is
coming up with contemporary names when we're doing the story,
Like it doesn't matter what the story, you're, right, like,
we're launching names that weren't even names when we were kids.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah, we're picking names off like the.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Monsters and Brady Bunch, Brenda seventeen hundreds or comic strips
right right.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
But you're like, oh, we don't you know, we're supposed.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
To go out.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
It's Indian Kurt, but it's really not that big of
a deal. So you can cancel on Sydy and Kurt,
you know, just to like y'all can have Maybe you
need to take a bath, maybe you need to read
a book, maybe you need to go to bed early,
like whatever you can do to you know, refuel so
that you can survive the day or the week or whatever.
And so just a it's a percentage communication thing with
your partner.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
I like it, and I haven't stopped thinking about it
since the rehearsal dinner.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
I see how you haven't forgotten that.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, and so for.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Everybody else that didn't remember that, I'm glad that you
could be reintroduced.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
That was incredible. The words to live by very short
and sweet. Yeah. Well hey, not really what she's known for.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
But I feel like, for for me that was concise, well.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
For you, Yeah, like I delivered that in the most
concise way that I possibly could.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yes, Janet, really appreciate that you've been married for how
long you say?
Speaker 8 (30:41):
Twenty seven years?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Okay, well she knows what's up.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah, good for you, like happily, well twenty two of
those you.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Mostly.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah, Janet, we really appreciate you listening. Thank you for
the call, and hope you have an awesome day.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I hope you want.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Lunch Box has been going to the doctor. He's got
this pain and it's like on his left hip. Where
would you say it is, lunch Box?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
It is?
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Uh, if you go to your belly button and go
about six inches to your left, right there above the waistline.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Everybody's feeling that.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Got it.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
So he's got this pain that has been happening over
and over again. When does it hurt the most?
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Just when I'm moving, like if I stretch, if I
get out of bed, get off the couch, I mean anything,
it's anything. It's just a constant pain. It's been there
for about four months.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Does it hurt right now? If I pull my arm up,
it hurts, but like.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
On a scale of one to ten, because you didn't
look that.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
No, no, no, it's not like I'm in dire pain
right then. But I can feel it. It's an annoying pain.
Speaker 7 (31:46):
But if I try to go, like run fifty yards,
it's like a sharp pain.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
He needs a night art with all this smiley faces,
and he's got to pick the one that he feels
the level of pain. Yeah, okay, So we've been talking
about this because he went to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
They said nothing. You went back to another doctor. They
said nothing.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
He went back to another doctor. What they say, Oh, yeah,
just do some it's probably repeblic floor. Just google some
YouTube videos.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
The fact that you're going to doctors and over and
over they're just telling you to google and YouTube stuff.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Are you going to real doctors?
Speaker 7 (32:16):
Yeah, I'm going to real doctors. I find them on Google.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
And so then I made it. They said, oh, maybe
it's just gas. I'm like, I've had four months of gas.
So they said, yeah, you should go see a gastrotologist.
Gastro intologists. I don't know how you say it. Yeah,
So I made my appointment and I went so, wait,
so then you went to that doctor.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Yeah, I just went to that the gastrotologist this week.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Gastrotologists?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
So what did gastrotologists tell you?
Speaker 5 (32:46):
He comes in and he's like, here, yeah, I don't
think it has anything to do with your colon, but
we'll give you a colon ossipy next week. I'm like, wait, wait,
wait what and he's like, yeah, I don't think it's
anything to do with your culon, but might as well
get in there and give you a colonoscopy.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Did you tell him that some listeners had thought it
could be diver tickilitis?
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Yeah, And he told me that he's a doctor and
they're not, and that it's a great point. And he
literally said he goes, Yeah, I don't think it's anything
with gastro, but you know, we'll go in there and
just take a look anyway, Like, wait a minute, I
came in here for you give me a solution, and
you just bait and switched me. It's like I got
conned into signing up for a colonoscopy.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
No no, no, no, Okay, listen, this could be one
of those things where, like I knew of someone once
where they fell off a horse and broke their collarbone,
and then when they went to the doctor, they found
a tumor right there by the collarbone, and they wouldn't
have found it unless they broke their collarbone. So what
if they go in for the colonoscopy. Lunchbucks doesn't feel
like he really needs that at this moment, But what
(33:48):
if this is the thing that leads you to finding
the other thing.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
I see what you're saying. But the doctor is the
one that said, oh, I don't think he has anything
to do.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
With your Maybe it doesn't, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Like the pain is whatever, they fine has nothing to
do with the left of your belly button. It could
be something totally different, but they discover it because of this.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
You have to do it.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Oh, I'm like, I'm very confused on how we went
from Hey, it has nothing to do with your coal,
and you're fine. You need to go see a different
doctor too. Oh, but we're gonna do a colonoscopy. Like
what like if it's not my coal, and why am
I doing a colonoscopy?
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Because it could be good to discover what's hiding. I
would take a tube and go up every hole in
your body.
Speaker 7 (34:27):
Oh, I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
That's it's just like weird.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Just be safe going the hole in the front door,
all in the back.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Yeah, yeah, your mid forties, it's time. Have you ever
had a colonoscopy?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
No, you d aol whole search.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
No, he said that, you know, you start getting klonosopes
at forty five, And so he goes, but we'll just
get it all the way.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
And I'm like, what, like, huh I support this?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Watchboxes impressions of every one of his doctors. Feels like
he goes to all the three stooges and they're all lazy.
You know, No, No, no, I don't know what do
you know? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (34:58):
I mean, does it not sound that way when he
tells you after he presses on the area and it's like, yeah,
I don't think it's your colon, but we'll get you
next week for a kolonoscopy.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
But we don't know how it sounds because we just
hear an impression you're doing of him, right.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
But I mean, when someone tells you, hey, it's not this,
but we're still gonna have you come in for this procedure,
it's like they just want my money.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
No, you're gonna need to get one at forty five. Anyway,
he's saying, let's just go ahead and knock it out.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Now, you get a kolonosky. It's not that hard.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
I do it.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
I've had one.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
You're doing it.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
It's weird the day before when you're having a drink
whatever concoction and you know, clear everything out that that stinks.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
But it's fine. You go in, you put a little
dress on, you lay in the bed. They put a
dress on. Yeah, one of those little gown. Oh got it,
got it.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, I wore a dress. They gave you an option,
you wear a gown or you can go for Yeah,
I wore a prom dress. I'd always wanted to and
so then you wake up and the next thing you know,
you're wheeled out of there. When do you have your kolonosky?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
We set it up for next week, like on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
So so he's not gonna be here.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
No, No, it's not like no, no, they do them
all day many time.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
You can't come to work.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Also, it's not like a fro yo place. You can't
get it at any time. Why can't he come to work.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Because he's gonna be going to the bathroom all the time.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
No, literally, they said, oh we got eight am, we
got ten am, one pm, two pm. I mean, I'm like,
it only takes fifteen minutes real quick.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
In and now fifteen Yeah, but it's twenty four hours
of prep before that fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
But also, yes, you have to get there. They have
to sedate you.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
It's not like I don't know he's gone to a
single doctor. When hearing old these stories, I know I'm.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
Going to tell you and I he was like, did
you get any image he can done? I was like, yeah,
here's my CT skin.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
I had it on a disc, you know, because here's
my kid's pictures.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
We don't have a CD rom. I won't be able
to look at that you.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Had it on a CD. He brought a floppy earned it.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
That's that's common practice in the medical industry.
Speaker 7 (36:58):
I'm learning this. We're rooting for you. Well, these doctors aren't.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
I'll tell you what. I don't think that you are
translating what and how they're saying to us in the
way they're saying it honestly. But I hope they find
out what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (37:12):
I mean, I'm giving you a word for word and
inflection perfect.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
I have My surgery is net week two.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
For sure, for sure?
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Mm hmm okay, and my doctors have all said you
have an actual issue and we should get it fixed.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
None of your doctors said, like, I don't know what
the heck, let's just cut in there and see what
we find.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
You don't really need it, but we're gonna gohead and
put some cadaver tendons in you.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
How would you like a third ankle?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
No, it's cartilage right garage?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, So what do you have to do to prep
for your surgery?
Speaker 3 (37:44):
I'm not sure yet, but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Well, how can we support you?
Speaker 3 (37:48):
You can't, I don't need support. Can we get you
like get well soon.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
If you show up with balloons and a teddy bear
when it's an outpatient procedure at the doctor's office.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Just chased me home in the car. Okay, lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
We we're rooting for you, Bud. I know it's been
a lot of last mon Yeah, good luck. And I
don't think you realize what you're getting into. If you
just think you're going to go and walk in and
walk out, it's going to be a pretty tough twenty
four hours leading up to it.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Oh, I would have had a schedule on a Friday,
like I'm doing mine.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Oh, yours is on a Friday.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yeah, it has to be for that smart.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
I was like, I can't do anything except on a
Friday after work because I have a job.
Speaker 7 (38:23):
He told me one o'clock. So I thought, okay, no
big deal.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yeah, mine said, can you do a Tuesday or Wednesday?
I said I cannot. I can only do Fridays. And
they're like, gotcha, we give you the last surgery on Friday.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Perfect. It's good. Yeah, it's responsible. Thanks, thank you, thank you.
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Produce a ready.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Sixteen members of the US Naval Academy Class of nineteen
seventy five decided to raise some money for charity.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
What did they do.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
They got on their bikes and they rode twelve hundred
miles from Florida all the way to Annapolis bicycles bicycles.
It took thirty days to do it. They're all in
their seventies, they're not young, and they rode their bikes.
And when they got there, there was a huge party
because it was their fiftieth class reunion. So friends, family,
(39:12):
they shot cannons.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
It was a huge thing. And best of all, they
raised one hundred and sixty thousand dollars. Oh wow, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
It's legit.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Twelve hundred miles is a long way. My wife did
a charity bike ride once and I don't know how
far it was. It was all through the state of Texas,
and you had to spend the night like a tent
or something. This is not that I'm not comparing the two,
but the reason I think about it is, you know
how whenever you see like a bike race or even
a run or a swim, and everybody's all clammed together
at the very beginning and they're like all So she
(39:39):
was in that and somebody like hit her and she
flipped over like head over and broke her wrist, shat
her hand and they were just like stuck in like
Waco or something. And so she had to finish like
the next two hundred miles with and so she has
like bolts in her hand still from the race. Yeah,
that's like tour difference stuff right there. Yeah, when all
(40:00):
of them tumble over like that, it was for charity.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
That's good. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah, And I'm not comparing the two, but when I
think of these bike crisis, I think about how you
get injured. Also, when I did triath launch, I don't
know how to change the tire, and I remember thinking
if my bike I get a flat, I'm done. It's
so yeah, just like I just have to just quit
because I don't know how to change the tire. And
uh yeah, shout out to these guys. Also, one more
thing that comes to mind. Nineteen seventy five. Nineteen seventy five,
(40:25):
it's fifty years. I know we weren't even born then,
but still that's Taddy.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
No, I was not born then, Oh you are. Nope,
I knew you're gonna say that Amy for me.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
I mean, yeah, I said it, but I mean everybody
was singing it.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
That's a great story, That's what it's all about. That
was tell me something good. Wake up, Wake up in
the mall and it's radio the dogs.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Already, lunchbox more Game two Steve red and it's trying
to put you through fucked his Wig's next bit and
Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
So you know what this.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
The Bobby ball. Now time for the Morning Corny, the
mourning Corny.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
What did the aliens say to the cat?
Speaker 3 (41:20):
What did the aliens say to the cat? Take me
to your litter? That was the Morning Corny leader. Well
he loves aliens, like.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah, that's honestly. I was like, this joke is kind
of dumb.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Bobby Bone show. Sorry up today.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
This story comes with us from Bath, New York. A
thirty three year old man was at the bank drive
through and it was taken longer than he wanted it to.
So when they finally said, hello, sir, how can I
help you today? He lit a cigar stuck out in
the little tube and send it into the bank. And
so when the employee opened it, oh, smoke all in
(42:02):
their face and they had to be treated for smoke
in elation.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
What really, No, that's too much.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
No, no, they did.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
They said the guy's a moron, but smoke inhalation coming
out of one of those little tubes.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Chance someone's being a tad bit dramatic.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
They said the bank teller had to be treated by
emergency personnel for smoke.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Did the bank teller open it and start huffing it?
Because there's no way. Again, I don't want the story
to be shifted because that guy sucks. Yeah. Yeah, but
also it looks like someone's trying to get a few
paid days off work. Yeah, well we don't know WoT right,
Mostly we don't.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
But yeah, okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of
the day.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
My wat's new code word for hey, would you get
up in and give me some food? Is wherever I
am in the house, I get a text going, hey, do.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
You know if the kitchen's open? I hate that.
Speaker 7 (42:58):
Well, that's annoying.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
It's funny to me.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Because it's I don't think it's annoying.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Wo annoying because you know what she means. Well, yeah,
and she could just be like, hey go maybe some toast.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
You're like, yes, she's been funny, funny yeah, she's got whimsy.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
There's some whimsy there. And sometimes it'll be like nine
five and I'm like half asleep. But you're like, hey,
if I'm even in the bed because sometimes I sleep upstairs.
Hey mm hmm, gotsh your question? Yeah yeah, yeah, sorry, Yeah,
what's up?
Speaker 5 (43:29):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (43:30):
If the kitchen's open? And then what do you say?
Last time I checked the ill one home, everyone's gone.
She's like, She's like, is any way you could call it?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Like anybody, like you don't have to call the main chef,
but even just like somebody works in the kitchen and
I'm like, well, like what what?
Speaker 3 (43:48):
What food do you desire?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Kind of it just depends and she's like toast with
some butter and maybe some orange juice filled up to
the brim.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
Yeah, I can call someone. Yeah. So it's funny because
she easily could just say, hey, would you go make
me food?
Speaker 7 (44:08):
Now?
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Would so you do? Just you're pregnant, you just go
you just go do crap for people. But yeah, that's
her latest that I you know what my.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Wife tells me and drives me nuts. She says, do
you want to do the dishes tonight? No?
Speaker 3 (44:19):
And I'm like, no, I don't want to, but I will.
Sometimes she'll say, do you want to sleep upstairs tonight?
And I'm like, no, I don't.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
I definitely don't, So if you would like me to
tell because I do not want to sleep upstairs because
that bed sucks in the guest room. And then she's like, well,
we should get a new bed for the guest room
so you can make it comfortable, and I'm like, no,
that means them up there, even more than that means
it's gonna be like my place.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
We're done by everybody. Bobby Bone Soup.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
The Bobby Bone Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, Head of Production, Bob Bones.
My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening
to the podcast.
Transmitting a.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Show Alza, Hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to
Monday show more in a studio morning sho do the bird.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Test on your boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh the bird theory, Yes, I did.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
I just this wall you have to do is say oh,
I saw a bird today, and then see how much
they engage. They care, Yeah, like what kind of bird,
what color was it?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Where in the yard?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Or they go yeah, so cool.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That's pretty much what I got.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
But he did say in his defense that he was
literally in the middle of working on his fantasy football
something or another and it was like the worst time
for me to ask, So had I asked another time,
he probably would have been more engaged.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You're holding on to this bird fascination though. Amy sent
me a bunch of baby names that have to do
the birds.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah, Like they're cute too. There's girl names and boy names.
It's like, if I could have a baby, I would
consider one of these names. Since I'm not having a baby.
Bobby is the next best thing here.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You when you hear what they are their boy and
girl because we're not tipping off.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
But Hawk, that's cool. Yeah, Hawk is cool.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It feels like it's trying Okay, share the others.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
J I mean that's pretty, that's a normal. Yeah, I
give you the top five in each. Corbin, I didn't
even have a bird. That's a bird.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'm good. Gavin, that's a bird. I like the Gavin.
I mean, yeah, I know, I didn't know there were
birds though.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
And talon, oh, Talan Tallen is the thing that you
hook like hawk's hooked with.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
And I know what a talent. It feels like an avenger.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yeah, my ex husband and he was in the air Force.
He flew see one thirties but they were called talent
and two is they're like a really cool aircraft.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Those are the five.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I didn't know Gavin or Corbyn was a bird right,
pulling it up for you, Okay. The girl names Wren with
a W Yeah, that's cool, dove love it. Birdie cute?
Is that just a birdie? Well, to me, it's either
a golf term or like a really old ladye and
(02:29):
one like birdie, or or a nickname sparrow.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I've never heard that, Yes, sparrow.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I wouldn't don't go with that one.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
You sent it to me, I know.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
But I know I sent it. You know, I didn't like,
just list all the birds. I came across a list
of bird names and I thought, oh, these are good.
But it doesn't mean I approve of every single one.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And Robin, yeah, which is fine you Robin. I just
didn't mouse you. Did you just give away our name
saying it.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
We present to you.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Wait, chick, what is Gavin?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
You sent it to me?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Hum? What is Gavin? When it comes to.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
A bird's a bird Gavin a Gavin bird.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
The name Gavin is a masculine name of Welsh and
Scottish origin, meaning white hawk or white falcon.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
So that's a meaning I don't know. Yeah, we do
have a.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Name, you do official like go one.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Yeah, we're not telling anybody, that's cool. I knew it.
Sick sparrow j Yeah, yeah, you guys don't know it. No,
we don't.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Probably best, just not that's probably best.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
It's probably bad, yes, And I'm not telling it.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
And I will not tell you because it's not that
I don't love you, guys. It's just that I don't
love how sometimes things slip up and get it.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah sounds so how long?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I don't even want to say right now, Well, I
don't even know where you're going to go with it.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
How long how long have you known? No, no, that.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Was my question.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Go ahead, how long after the baby's born? Like, I'm
wondering how long you may try to hold onto the.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Name without saying what it is where on air or anywhere?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, eighteen years?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh, better be when they get it, when they can vote.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I don't know. It's all to my wife.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
You should do like total free range parenting, where you
just like, like you're just the baby. You get to Hey,
free range, you name.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yourself, do like Elon Musk and just call it X
the numbers and then you just figure it out yourself.
We did that with my first kid, Like we didn't
say his name until he was born, and then when
we came out of the hospital, like, all right, family members,
here is Kevin.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, Bone, it's anonymous shin By. It's anonymous sin By.
There's a question to.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Be because.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
He hello, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
My dad, who's in his late fifties, just started dating
someone my age. I'm twenty seven, and he's planning on
bringing her to Thanksgiving at my grandma's. He seems genuinely happy,
but I can't wrap my head around it. I want
to be supportive, but it feels uncomfortable to watch him
with someone who could easily be one of my friends.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
My mom passed away a few years ago, so it's
not jealousy.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It's just weird to I fakes Mile for the sake
of the holiday, or tell him how uncomfortable that it
makes me signed stuffing my feelings.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I really don't want to sound insensitive here.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I'm going to risk it a bit, though, and say, hey,
this is very much a you problem, and you are
possibly keeping joy from your dad because you are uncomfortable
with something you deserve to feel uncomfortable. Your feelings are
never wrong, it's just how you act on them.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
But this is not about you.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
This is about your dad, and so you know what,
his wife passed away years ago, not just your mom.
His wife passed away years ago, so you're not experiencing
this alone in a vacuum. I do absolutely understand it's weird.
Weird doesn't mean wrong. You have every right to your feeling,
(06:25):
but I don't think you make it harder on him
because you're uncomfortable with it.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Amy.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yeah, no, I think it's okay to have this conversation
with him. But Bobby's right, this is definitely something you're
going to need to work through. And I first thing
I would want to do is ask my dad like, hey,
are you are you happy? And then I want to
hear from him, and when the minute he says yes,
then I have to say, Okay, I'm.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Just letting you know.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
This is weird for me and it's a little uncomfortable,
but I'm gonna try my best.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And like, let's go, let's go do this, like let's
have a good Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
This is it you thing and it sucks, and we
are not saying in any way whatsoever you should not
feel weird or sad or that.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
The eleven emotions.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yep, yeah, you're going to have. Yeah, it's freaking urban spices,
all of them in this.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Yeah, and hey, how about dad? Hey also low shout
out to dad being the twenty seven year old. This
is second. No, Pops, that is weird.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Though that's weird.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Weird is not wrong always? Is this person against the
relationship or just the dinner?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Probably the age, probably all because her mom died, Yes.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
And I think that yeah, to that point, if he
was bringing a woman that was his exact age, she
would probably still be uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Because it's something new and it's not her mom.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I think she can blame it on the age. Yeah,
and I think she would probably feel uncomfortable. Then he's
bringing someone that's.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Not her mom his right, h And that's natural and normal.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Absolutely, yes, you know what if you weren't feeling that way,
that would be I would I would be surprised by
those gold pops.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
That's the side. But yeah, it's it's about him. This
is not so much about you.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Don't even make it an issue if you bring guilt
on him in any way after you have the initial conversation.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
If it's weird, that's that's bad and what's up?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Maybe you have a new friend.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
You don't even know that's the case. So yeah, yeah, no,
I want to be on your side.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Could you listen to the show, But I can't fully
be on your side except to say it'll be much
healthier if you realize this is a youth thing and
not a hymn thing.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Now she's like nineteen, we.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Could talk, Oh that I would be like, this is sick. Yeah,
to get help.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Brains developed that's.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Right at around twenty five, so she's got two.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Years of full development in her brain. That's right, all right, there,
you go, close it up.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
They have created an artificial tongue that can accurately detect
a food's spiciness because people want to know how it
is it before they eat it, so they have an
artificial tongue for that.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Two things.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
One, I think it's pretty cool, but two, everything ends
up getting used in a dirty way.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
And don't think I didn't think about that first.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh, that never crossed my mind.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
I was just thinking about how everybody's taste buds are
so different.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
So how is this someone going to know how you are?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Well, everybody sees things different too, But I think there
are levels based on just a standard that's set, like
because a level three spice for somebody, maybe a level
five for you.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
But if it's set as a level three, you know
how hot it is.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
So inspired by different proteins and how hot they were,
they started developing this faked tongue.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Does it look like a tongue?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
No, but it definitely could. Because it's like a film.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It should They should definitely put a piece of rubber
and then put the film over the rubber.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It doesn't need to look like a tongue.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
And you should have it on like a popsicle stick
come out of the back and you stick it on stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
And it tells you how hot it is.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Like tongues are ugh.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I don't have you ever reading a cal tongue?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
No, I don't want to either.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
That's pretty good. Yeah, it actually pretty tastes pretty good.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Did you all have one?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
We used to have it all the time sometimes, Eddie,
Why you say it to Eddie? Hey, hey Eddie your Mexican?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Yeah? Ours was what's left?
Speaker 7 (10:18):
You got to eat it?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Have you ever had testicles?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
A bunch those I don't like so much. It just
said a joke though, really, the mountain oysters.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what they're called.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, it wasn't like we sat down for Sunday testicles.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
You're right. It's always like, uh.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Like Taco Tuesday Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
My dad.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
My dad's joke was always like to eat eat it
and be like, well, I'm having a ball.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So researchers figured out an artificial tongue. They can just
tell you how hot it is. And mostly it's a
system that they can like put on the back of
something to tell you about. You know how there's like
medium mile like salt Yeah, it would just be this
could be used to give you a better indicator of
how hot things actually were.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Sounds like a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I mean, it's not so bad to try hot stuff,
all right, Like I'm good. But say you're like at
a Mexican restaurant and they had salsa out.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
And take your little tongue with you.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You just did a little dip and you're like, oh,
that's too hot for me, and then you're good. You
don't have to But I'm not saying that. I'm saying
you're buying it from a shelf. You don't want to
buy a whole bottle or something. You're gonna put the
fake tongue in the bottle. No, but the tongue will
be able to tell all the products.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
That's pretty cool. The tongue is used to tell how
hot things are for products.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I guess. Yeah, So do you take the tongue with
you to arrest.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
No, the tongue is used like it's sold to like
the companies, and the companies use it to monitor how
hot they've made it.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Oh, it's not for personal use. I mean, like I said,
it will be trust me. They'll build a fake tongue
and you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Uh huh uh.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Jesse Eisenberg gave you familiar with him. Yeah, you know him.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
He was the guy that was in the social network.
Oh yeah, yeah, Curly here. So he is donating a kidney.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
What do you know, Eddie?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Really to a stranger? No way, This has been Eddie's dream.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
And Jesse Eisenberg shot some folks during appearance on the
Today Show.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
This is from CNN with an announcement.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
And it wasn't just that he was donating a kidney,
because that's a big deal and that's enough to surprise anybody,
especially when a celebrity saying they're doing it. But he
was talking about it and he says, I'm donating my
kidney in six weeks, and so they said, wow, what's
the deal and he said that he's giving it to
a stranger.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Is it so that somebody else he knows can get
bumped up a list or.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It says nothing about that?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
He said he originally had the idea to donate years ago,
but he never heard back from an organization he approached
about doing it, and so he hit up another one
got tested, not for a match, but just to see
if it was healthy enough and he's donating a kidney
to a stranger. That's amazing, Eddie, your thoughts and this
is just something you've always said you wanted to do.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah. Every time I hear stories like that, I'm like, gosh,
that sounds awesome. It'd be something I would love to
do in the future at some point. What do you
think your best body part is that? If someone's like,
I really need something to donate, Like, what would be
your favorite the best part of you to donate if
you could.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
This sounds like a weird question, yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
But think about it. It's interesting. My brain, Yeah, I
would say your brain, for sure, you have a good brain.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
What about the other parts.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
You're going to eat my test?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
No, no, no, no, guys, the Bobby's brain doesn't sleep.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
But like, yes, anybody's smart, yeah, quick, witty, it's so
worn down.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Amy's like you're donating a beat up car.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
No, no, I get the pros of the brain, but
there's you're.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Saying, there's more trauma in my brain. There is goodness?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
What do we do?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It's just as is the what else get? What else
on me would they get? And what would you donate
from me?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Didn't you get voted like best thighs or something voted.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
We measured the thigh I had the biggest thighs in
the room and.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Led to longevity.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yes, right, but my thighs, I mean I do I listen.
I'm pretty good a leg day. But I don't think
I'm going brain. Now, you're making me feel bad about
my brain.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
That your eyes don't come with the brain.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Right, my eyes brains and brain, brains and brain. I
just like full heads and me keep finding things wrong
with me and it's really making me mad.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Don't take it personal. I'm just like, definitely not your eyes.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
I don't take it personal. It's everything personal about me.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay, Brain, I donate brain. You gotta you gotta pick
a good part of you. It's hard because you get
a complished something about yourself.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
I don't know what do you donate.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
My hands?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Why you have better things about you?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
What?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
So you know what she's gonna say, you know what
she should know. But I just don't think hands is
a quality for her.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
My can can I can?
Speaker 3 (14:51):
I think? Can you go around the room, Eddie? Mine
would probably be my eyes. I've good vision, good well,
I don't have good vision because I have glad.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Eyes because they're pretty No, man, because I I like
I'm visual, like I'm a camera guy.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Like my eyes.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I need glasses, yes, but that's why. But once you
have the glasses, you're good man. Like I'm a I'm
a visual guy. That's more of a brain thing.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Then No. Yes, you need your eyes to see, but
your eyes can't see. That's the difference. Oh my gosh,
I lunchbox.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Well, I mean I would say tongue, you know, because
a lot of ladies have been experienced it and they
really like what they stupid.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Can you imagine if you got his tongue, he probably
rejected and he had action and.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
That was actually my throat touched your tongue. Don't worry.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
But I'm telling you this tongue has been in a
lot of ladies mouths and none of them were complaining afterwards.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
I'll tell you that. So I think my tongue would
be my a plus.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Okay, Amy, back to you, part of my liver.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Liver, I think I have a good liver. Eddie.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
You said your eyes and you can't even see? What
do you mean, dude? I just need glasses. I just
need glasses. But once you have the glasses, my eyes
are awesome, Amy, Amy have great hair, I have extensions.
Thank you for telling us.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Well, yeah, I mean when my hair is shut. I
do think I have thick hair, though, Like I just
am trying.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
To be so negative even about me.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
In this segment, She's like, your brain, what about all
your childhood trauma?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Do they get that? I'm trying to do a bit here.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
That's why I said my ad.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Don't people like your feet?
Speaker 4 (16:39):
That one race car guided And then you have that
listener Tony Stewart. Yeah, and then a listener continues to
offer me lots of money your feet pictures.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah. Well, Jesse Eisenberg, big shout out to you. Eddie.
You could surprise us one day and be like, guess
I'm actually doing it. I'm donating a kidney. I know
I could. We're waiting for that. Okay, we'll be We'll
keep waiting. It's time for the good news.
Speaker 5 (17:08):
Homer is a bus driver in Donna, Texas, driving the
kids to school, you know, and he sees a semi
slowing down and it comes to a complete stop in
the middle of the intersection, and he's like, what's going on,
so he puts the red lights on, gets off the bus,
and the semi driver has lost consciousness, so he's like, hey, man,
wake up, wake up, wake up. Calls nine to one
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one keeps the guy conscious until they arrive and they
take him.
Speaker 7 (17:33):
To the hospital and he's okay.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Now, big shout out, because I don't know that most people,
myself included, would have thought anything other than that person's asleep.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Because the truck was where in the middle of.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
The intersection, semi going slowly and it came to a
stop in the middle of the intersection.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, I might be like, oh, I know why they
had to stop and you keep driving. That's weird.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah, I know I probably would have done that, unless
it felt like it was dangerous and swerving. I'd probably
been like, oh, that person's probably like they dropped their
phone and now they're just having to reach down to
get it underneath the gas pedal, Like we.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Haven't all done that.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
So then it on the highway like.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
This is an awesome story.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I guess my point is the highlights the bus driver,
because I don't know that I would have reacted like that.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Ye shout out, Homer.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
And it's crazy that you just love the kids on
the bus, you know, I mean that's pretty.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
What else are you going to do? No?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
I know, but he opened the door, you know, the
kids get out, I mean running around the road, but dud.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
Yeah, but kids.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Sometimes don't listen, right, what I'm saying It was good
that the kids listened.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
And he was able to say the driver did something awesome,
good job home and saved the life.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yes, we love that. That's what it's all about. That
was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Weird when Amy suggested this segment to me. But then
the more I thought about it, I thought, Okay, I'm
in and I didn't read them all. I just read
the first couple. So go ten to one because you
have what.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yeah, these are the ten most painful things that humans
can physically experience.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Weird. WHOA, I saw ten and nine for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah, but ten and ten still sounds pretty horrible. It's
getting your arm chopped off.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Ten.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yes, that's ten.
Speaker 4 (19:11):
It's honestly, I'm kind of surprised that some of this
stuff is more painful than that.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
And I wonder if you get your armfully chopped off.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Let's just say, because my Arkansas Keith walking to the
sawmill and people would like loose fingers and stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Right, yeah, yes, that's exactly why.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Yes, I would think if an arm got sawed off
and it was quick, you'd probably pass out.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
So my half sister stepdad lost his arm in a
like cotton machine.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
I'm pulling it off arm, I know.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I mean I could text her and be like, no
good number you know there were nine. Is a heart
attack that's painful?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
It hurts.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I thought that was just like I'm going you know,
I thought I've had a heart attack once. I think
it's panic at tag or one in the indigestion like
bad indigestion.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Oh I think, I'm oh, I'm good. Yeah, yeah, okay, right.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Getting stabbed, oh I bet that's terrible. Interesting does it
Does it say which parts of the body when? Because
if you stab me in the ear lobe that paid
for that ear pierced, yeah, Or the skin on the
back of my elbow.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
If somebody's like really mad and they swing a knife
at me and they only get the skin on the
back of my elbow, I'm like, that didn't even hurt, sucker.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
But other places I.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Can imagine in the movies when people get stabbed in
the stomach. That looks bad because it faces yes, yeah,
well maybe two because they realize they're dying.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Oh that's too.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
You know that skin on the back of your elbow
is called weness. Yeah, you get stabbed in the weness? Yeah,
I bet if you got stabbed in the oh weness?
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah? Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Seven getting shot.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
In the chest, Oh yeah, yeah that that seems like
it hurts.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Getting hit by a car at thirty miles per hour.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Did they lift it up?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
It's five, four, three and one at forty miles an hour,
fifty miles an hour all the way to one.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I wonder if the faster the less painful, because it's.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Just like it's over. You don't even feel it. Okay.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Now, this was interesting to me because the number five
is passing a kidney stone.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Your kidney stones plural.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
And what's crazy is I had one of those full
body scans, uh, and I have kidney stones, but I've
never passed them, and so I wait for the day
I like to ask.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
A question that is fully uninformed. I feel like this
is my feeling, and then my question. I feel like
it's way more painful for a guy to pass one
than a woman because our holes are smaller and not
meant for things to come out.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Stop, it's true.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
No, I don't see any I don't think so it's got.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
To be the same.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Do you think a baby could come out of your money?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
The baby doesn't come out of the peel.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I know.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I'm just saying, just making sure what I'm just saying,
it's got to go that direction. Okay. I don't know
what hole is the same size.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
And is generally harder for a man to pass a
kidney's stone due to anatomical differences.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yes, that's what I'm talking about. Women have a larger holes,
so the only way out of us is that P hole.
Okay for the other one, so b whole. Yeah, I
would think it would be harder for a dude, okay.
And it has to do with the euretha. The males
whatever is smaller.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Sp ct and.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
The female is only four, so it has to travel
longer for a male, so it's more painful.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Okay, Okay, I just feel like all that down there
in a woman is a little more elastic.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
This is it number? Like maybe they didn't put these
in order of pain because the heart.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Of time if the next one is paper cut. I'm
out backwards.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
If passing a GI is more pickful then getting my
arm chopped off, it could be, though.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
You might pass out.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
My brother had kidney stones, and I mean the dude couldn't.
I mean he was in bed for like weeks, like
he couldn't.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
He got his arm chopped off, was doing a dance
competition the next week.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
I mean, there's one.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
He jogged his own arm up and was able to
walk back to safety.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
He broke it off.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Now we probably want to call me sister.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
He broke it.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Number four, getting kicked in the nuts.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
That's probably one. You guys have no idea. Getting kicked
in the nuts.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Far worse to get a shot in the chest while
your arm is getting chopped off, Yes, because the pain
doesn't stay.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
In that area, it's everywhere. Imagine this. Imagine there's a
boiling cauldron of acid.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Okay, good, just imagine it, and as you're getting dropped
in the acid, somebody hits you in the head with
a two by four, got it?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
And then someone shoots you in the chest and then
points and laps. That's the same as getting kicked in
the Knut's it?
Speaker 3 (23:59):
But you don't know, all right.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Next number three childbirth not switch those two but okay, okay, So.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I texted my sister.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
She's past kidney stones and she's now given birth. She said,
the kidney stone is much worse.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Wow, because she gave birth with no medication. Right, No,
she had the epidural, So that's where it helps. Probably
A factor two is how big the kidney stones are.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Honestly, yeah, a bigger kidney stone, probably, Like my friend
had a kidney stone eight pounds three ounces.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
That's a baby.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I got there confused. I got that confused. I would switch,
But here's the thing I'm kidding, because we don't know.
A guy can never know what it's like to have
a baby, and a woman can never know what it's
like to get kicked in the nuts.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Go ahead. These are definitely not in order, No they are, Yeah, no,
for sure. Okay.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Number two, I mean this sounds pretty bad, but I
feel like you just pass out getting hit by a
train at eighty miles foray?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
That sounds right? Yeah, doesn't sound right?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
So bad?
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Like, how do you think that feels?
Speaker 3 (24:53):
What could be worse?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
On there?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
There's a whole song about that too. I won't know
how getting here with the training fields number one number one.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
This just ye, this is the.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Getting burned alive. Well, yeah, that part feels right, but the.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Only two I would switch are the birth of the
nuts other than that order. Did you ever burn your
hand like on the oven, like your whole body burn?
Speaker 4 (25:21):
So my dad got third degree burns all over his
body because he was underneath a gas stove like oven
thing at a restaurant trying to like fix it, and
it blew up on him and he had to get
He was in Colorado, in a tiny town, and so
they had to you know, star flight into Denver or something.
And when by the time he got back to Austin,
(25:42):
I was a little girl, and I just remember he
looked like a mummy.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
His book.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
He was wrapped like head to toe and his face
was like charcoal looking, and then white gauze everywhere else.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
And well third degree is the worst, right.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Second and third degree? Yeah, so like there was high.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Degree murder is the worst. You have a third degree
birds talk, We went through this.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
We had this dog the other day and now I
was confuted with I think because of how deep it burns.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Yes, like there was parts once he healed like he
didn't have hair in those areas because like they're in
the skin was all discolored, like sort of yeah, pale, pink.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Hey, thanks for that secon name. That's good. Yeah, yeah,
I want to go over to Janet, who is listening
in New York. Ky, Janet, you're on the show.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
I have any marriage rule that my husband and I
have used for the past twenty seven years, all right,
give it to us. Only one of us can be
crazy at a time, and when the one is crazy,
the other one has to support them. Give me an example,
if you just get spun up about something at work
or something uncontrollable, whatever is kind of creating a great
(26:51):
amount of angst or stress or whatever, you get to
get that out and the other person that has.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
To support you. I feel the in theory, that's great.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I just know that I can't predict when I'm feeling
odd off or crazy, and so I know with my
wife if she's ever feeling odd off, hormonal, hungry, who
knows that sometimes crazy happens to me? Crazy, I mean,
and that's that's a coal front me, the warm front.
Then tornado happens type thing. So that's hard if you're
both feeling that way, How do want to you suppress that?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
If one do you call it? It's like like shotgun crazy,
I call crazy, so you can't be I'm crazy first?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Yeah, Like, how do you deal with that? If you're
both feeling about all that?
Speaker 8 (27:34):
It has happened that independently we've gotten spun up about
something and we actually timed it. Okay, when did yours start?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
A person?
Speaker 8 (27:44):
When the other person came out, it was like, okay,
can I go now?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yep, you can go now.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I like that because there is an absolute boundary of
here's the line when I got crazy, and it's four years,
so I'm going to go, and then when I'm complete,
you shall go.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
That reminds me of the advice I shared at your
rehearsal dinner. Do you remember we.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Can't stop talking about it but that whole time? Of
course I remember. But for those that don't over there,
would you mind telling.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Them reminding them? Remember? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
I remember, of course, because for all of us who do,
but for everybody else who doesn't remember, just share with them.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Okay, So and this you're gonna love this.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
It it's so good.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Now this is not the same thing, but it reminded
me of it, and it's from Brene Brown and something
she does in her marriage of a lot of times.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
You know your marriage is fifty to fifty or whatever,
it's one hundred.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
So okay, fine, if you look at a marriage is yes,
you've got one hundred percent. But you know, one day, Bobby,
you know, Caitlyn calls you and she's like, I mean,
I can barely keep it together, Like I'm there's so
much going on in spiraling. I think I've got about
ten percent in the tank. Then Bobby, you get to
come in and let her know where you are. And
if you're having a solid day and you're like, hey,
I got you because I've got ninety percent, boom, Together,
(28:56):
we're one hundred, Like whatever you need, just I can
help you.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
However, you might be having a day where.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
You're like, shoot, I'm at ten percent too, So together
as a team, you're operating at twenty percent, which is
no good. And that's when you work together and you
look at the calendar and you're like, Okay, what do
we have, what can we move around?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
What can we cancel? Do we need to cook dinner tonight?
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Let's throw like, if we've got fresh food, throw it
in the freezer so it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Go bad, and we'll just order food or we'll go out.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Like make life as simple as possible that you can,
so you can survive the next twenty four hours or
whatever it is to get back to one hundred percent
instead of exhausting yourselves, like, oh, shoot, well we had
dinner plans with you know, Cindy and Kurt.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Here's one thing we're bad at of this show is
coming up with contemporary names when we're doing the story,
Like it doesn't matter what the story, you're, right, like,
we're launching names that weren't even names when we were kids.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah, we're picking names off like the.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Monsters and Brady Bunch, Brenda seventeen hundreds or comic strips
right right.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
But you're like, oh, we don't you know, we're supposed.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
To go out.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
It's Indian Kurt, but it's really not that big of
a deal. So you can cancel on Sydy and Kurt,
you know, just to like y'all can have Maybe you
need to take a bath, maybe you need to read
a book, maybe you need to go to bed early,
like whatever you can do to you know, refuel so
that you can survive the day or the week or whatever.
And so just a it's a percentage communication thing with
your partner.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
I like it, and I haven't stopped thinking about it
since the rehearsal dinner.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
I see how you haven't forgotten that.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, and so for.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Everybody else that didn't remember that, I'm glad that you
could be reintroduced.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
That was incredible. The words to live by very short
and sweet. Yeah. Well hey, not really what she's known for.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
But I feel like, for for me that was concise, well.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
For you, Yeah, like I delivered that in the most
concise way that I possibly could.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yes, Janet, really appreciate that you've been married for how
long you say?
Speaker 8 (30:41):
Twenty seven years?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Okay, well she knows what's up.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah, good for you, like happily, well twenty two of
those you.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Mostly.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah, Janet, we really appreciate you listening. Thank you for
the call, and hope you have an awesome day.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I hope you want.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Lunch Box has been going to the doctor. He's got
this pain and it's like on his left hip. Where
would you say it is, lunch Box?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
It is?
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Uh, if you go to your belly button and go
about six inches to your left, right there above the waistline.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Everybody's feeling that.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Got it.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
So he's got this pain that has been happening over
and over again. When does it hurt the most?
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Just when I'm moving, like if I stretch, if I
get out of bed, get off the couch, I mean anything,
it's anything. It's just a constant pain. It's been there
for about four months.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Does it hurt right now? If I pull my arm up,
it hurts, but like.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
On a scale of one to ten, because you didn't
look that.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
No, no, no, it's not like I'm in dire pain
right then. But I can feel it. It's an annoying pain.
Speaker 7 (31:46):
But if I try to go, like run fifty yards,
it's like a sharp pain.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
He needs a night art with all this smiley faces,
and he's got to pick the one that he feels
the level of pain. Yeah, okay, So we've been talking
about this because he went to the doctor.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
They said nothing. You went back to another doctor. They
said nothing.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
He went back to another doctor. What they say, Oh, yeah,
just do some it's probably repeblic floor. Just google some
YouTube videos.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
The fact that you're going to doctors and over and
over they're just telling you to google and YouTube stuff.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Are you going to real doctors?
Speaker 7 (32:16):
Yeah, I'm going to real doctors. I find them on Google.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
And so then I made it. They said, oh, maybe
it's just gas. I'm like, I've had four months of gas.
So they said, yeah, you should go see a gastrotologist.
Gastro intologists. I don't know how you say it. Yeah,
So I made my appointment and I went so, wait,
so then you went to that doctor.
Speaker 7 (32:36):
Yeah, I just went to that the gastrotologist this week.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Gastrotologists?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
So what did gastrotologists tell you?
Speaker 5 (32:46):
He comes in and he's like, here, yeah, I don't
think it has anything to do with your colon, but
we'll give you a colon ossipy next week. I'm like, wait, wait,
wait what and he's like, yeah, I don't think it's
anything to do with your culon, but might as well
get in there and give you a colonoscopy.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Did you tell him that some listeners had thought it
could be diver tickilitis?
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Yeah, And he told me that he's a doctor and
they're not, and that it's a great point. And he
literally said he goes, Yeah, I don't think it's anything
with gastro, but you know, we'll go in there and
just take a look anyway, Like, wait a minute, I
came in here for you give me a solution, and
you just bait and switched me. It's like I got
conned into signing up for a colonoscopy.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
No no, no, no, Okay, listen, this could be one
of those things where, like I knew of someone once
where they fell off a horse and broke their collarbone,
and then when they went to the doctor, they found
a tumor right there by the collarbone, and they wouldn't
have found it unless they broke their collarbone. So what
if they go in for the colonoscopy. Lunchbucks doesn't feel
like he really needs that at this moment, But what
(33:48):
if this is the thing that leads you to finding
the other thing.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
I see what you're saying. But the doctor is the
one that said, oh, I don't think he has anything
to do.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
With your Maybe it doesn't, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Like the pain is whatever, they fine has nothing to
do with the left of your belly button. It could
be something totally different, but they discover it because of this.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
You have to do it.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Oh, I'm like, I'm very confused on how we went
from Hey, it has nothing to do with your coal,
and you're fine. You need to go see a different
doctor too. Oh, but we're gonna do a colonoscopy. Like
what like if it's not my coal, and why am
I doing a colonoscopy?
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Because it could be good to discover what's hiding. I
would take a tube and go up every hole in
your body.
Speaker 7 (34:27):
Oh, I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
That's it's just like weird.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
Just be safe going the hole in the front door,
all in the back.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Yeah, yeah, your mid forties, it's time. Have you ever
had a colonoscopy?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
No, you d aol whole search.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
No, he said that, you know, you start getting klonosopes
at forty five, And so he goes, but we'll just
get it all the way.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
And I'm like, what, like, huh I support this?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Watchboxes impressions of every one of his doctors. Feels like
he goes to all the three stooges and they're all lazy.
You know, No, No, no, I don't know what do
you know? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (34:58):
I mean, does it not sound that way when he
tells you after he presses on the area and it's like, yeah,
I don't think it's your colon, but we'll get you
next week for a kolonoscopy.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
But we don't know how it sounds because we just
hear an impression you're doing of him, right.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
But I mean, when someone tells you, hey, it's not this,
but we're still gonna have you come in for this procedure,
it's like they just want my money.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
No, you're gonna need to get one at forty five. Anyway,
he's saying, let's just go ahead and knock it out.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Now, you get a kolonosky. It's not that hard.
Speaker 5 (35:26):
I do it.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
I've had one.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
You're doing it.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
It's weird the day before when you're having a drink
whatever concoction and you know, clear everything out that that stinks.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
But it's fine. You go in, you put a little
dress on, you lay in the bed. They put a
dress on. Yeah, one of those little gown. Oh got it,
got it.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, I wore a dress. They gave you an option,
you wear a gown or you can go for Yeah,
I wore a prom dress. I'd always wanted to and
so then you wake up and the next thing you know,
you're wheeled out of there. When do you have your kolonosky?
Speaker 3 (35:58):
We set it up for next week, like on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
So so he's not gonna be here.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
No, No, it's not like no, no, they do them
all day many time.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
You can't come to work.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Also, it's not like a fro yo place. You can't
get it at any time. Why can't he come to work.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Because he's gonna be going to the bathroom all the time.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
No, literally, they said, oh we got eight am, we
got ten am, one pm, two pm. I mean, I'm like,
it only takes fifteen minutes real quick.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
In and now fifteen Yeah, but it's twenty four hours
of prep before that fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
But also, yes, you have to get there. They have
to sedate you.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
It's not like I don't know he's gone to a
single doctor. When hearing old these stories, I know I'm.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
Going to tell you and I he was like, did
you get any image he can done? I was like, yeah,
here's my CT skin.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
I had it on a disc, you know, because here's
my kid's pictures.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
We don't have a CD rom. I won't be able
to look at that you.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Had it on a CD. He brought a floppy earned it.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
That's that's common practice in the medical industry.
Speaker 7 (36:58):
I'm learning this. We're rooting for you. Well, these doctors aren't.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
I'll tell you what. I don't think that you are
translating what and how they're saying to us in the
way they're saying it honestly. But I hope they find
out what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (37:12):
I mean, I'm giving you a word for word and
inflection perfect.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
I have My surgery is net week two.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
For sure, for sure?
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Mm hmm okay, and my doctors have all said you
have an actual issue and we should get it fixed.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
None of your doctors said, like, I don't know what
the heck, let's just cut in there and see what
we find.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
You don't really need it, but we're gonna gohead and
put some cadaver tendons in you.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
How would you like a third ankle?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
No, it's cartilage right garage?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, So what do you have to do to prep
for your surgery?
Speaker 3 (37:44):
I'm not sure yet, but I don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Well, how can we support you?
Speaker 3 (37:48):
You can't, I don't need support. Can we get you
like get well soon.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
If you show up with balloons and a teddy bear
when it's an outpatient procedure at the doctor's office.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Just chased me home in the car. Okay, lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
We we're rooting for you, Bud. I know it's been
a lot of last mon Yeah, good luck. And I
don't think you realize what you're getting into. If you
just think you're going to go and walk in and
walk out, it's going to be a pretty tough twenty
four hours leading up to it.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Oh, I would have had a schedule on a Friday,
like I'm doing mine.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Oh, yours is on a Friday.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yeah, it has to be for that smart.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
I was like, I can't do anything except on a
Friday after work because I have a job.
Speaker 7 (38:23):
He told me one o'clock. So I thought, okay, no
big deal.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yeah, mine said, can you do a Tuesday or Wednesday?
I said I cannot. I can only do Fridays. And
they're like, gotcha, we give you the last surgery on Friday.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Perfect. It's good. Yeah, it's responsible. Thanks, thank you, thank you.
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Produce a ready.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Sixteen members of the US Naval Academy Class of nineteen
seventy five decided to raise some money for charity.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
What did they do.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
They got on their bikes and they rode twelve hundred
miles from Florida all the way to Annapolis bicycles bicycles.
It took thirty days to do it. They're all in
their seventies, they're not young, and they rode their bikes.
And when they got there, there was a huge party
because it was their fiftieth class reunion. So friends, family,
(39:12):
they shot cannons.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
It was a huge thing. And best of all, they
raised one hundred and sixty thousand dollars. Oh wow, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
It's legit.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Twelve hundred miles is a long way. My wife did
a charity bike ride once and I don't know how
far it was. It was all through the state of Texas,
and you had to spend the night like a tent
or something. This is not that I'm not comparing the two,
but the reason I think about it is, you know
how whenever you see like a bike race or even
a run or a swim, and everybody's all clammed together
at the very beginning and they're like all So she
(39:39):
was in that and somebody like hit her and she
flipped over like head over and broke her wrist, shat
her hand and they were just like stuck in like
Waco or something. And so she had to finish like
the next two hundred miles with and so she has
like bolts in her hand still from the race. Yeah,
that's like tour difference stuff right there. Yeah, when all
(40:00):
of them tumble over like that, it was for charity.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
That's good. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Yeah, And I'm not comparing the two, but when I
think of these bike crisis, I think about how you
get injured. Also, when I did triath launch, I don't
know how to change the tire, and I remember thinking
if my bike I get a flat, I'm done. It's
so yeah, just like I just have to just quit
because I don't know how to change the tire. And
uh yeah, shout out to these guys. Also, one more
thing that comes to mind. Nineteen seventy five. Nineteen seventy five,
(40:25):
it's fifty years. I know we weren't even born then,
but still that's Taddy.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
No, I was not born then, Oh you are. Nope,
I knew you're gonna say that Amy for me.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
I mean, yeah, I said it, but I mean everybody
was singing it.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
That's a great story, That's what it's all about. That
was tell me something good. Wake up, Wake up in
the mall and it's radio the dogs.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Already, lunchbox more Game two Steve red and it's trying
to put you through fucked his Wig's next bit and
Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
So you know what this.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
The Bobby ball. Now time for the Morning Corny, the
mourning Corny.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
What did the aliens say to the cat?
Speaker 3 (41:20):
What did the aliens say to the cat? Take me
to your litter? That was the Morning Corny leader. Well
he loves aliens, like.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah, that's honestly. I was like, this joke is kind
of dumb.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Bobby Bone show. Sorry up today.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
This story comes with us from Bath, New York. A
thirty three year old man was at the bank drive
through and it was taken longer than he wanted it to.
So when they finally said, hello, sir, how can I
help you today? He lit a cigar stuck out in
the little tube and send it into the bank. And
so when the employee opened it, oh, smoke all in
(42:02):
their face and they had to be treated for smoke
in elation.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
What really, No, that's too much.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
No, no, they did.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
They said the guy's a moron, but smoke inhalation coming
out of one of those little tubes.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Chance someone's being a tad bit dramatic.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
They said the bank teller had to be treated by
emergency personnel for smoke.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Did the bank teller open it and start huffing it?
Because there's no way. Again, I don't want the story
to be shifted because that guy sucks. Yeah. Yeah, but
also it looks like someone's trying to get a few
paid days off work. Yeah, well we don't know WoT right,
Mostly we don't.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
But yeah, okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of
the day.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
My wat's new code word for hey, would you get
up in and give me some food? Is wherever I
am in the house, I get a text going, hey, do.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
You know if the kitchen's open? I hate that.
Speaker 7 (42:58):
Well, that's annoying.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
It's funny to me.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Because it's I don't think it's annoying.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Wo annoying because you know what she means. Well, yeah,
and she could just be like, hey go maybe some toast.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
You're like, yes, she's been funny, funny yeah, she's got whimsy.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
There's some whimsy there. And sometimes it'll be like nine
five and I'm like half asleep. But you're like, hey,
if I'm even in the bed because sometimes I sleep upstairs.
Hey mm hmm, gotsh your question? Yeah yeah, yeah, sorry, Yeah,
what's up?
Speaker 5 (43:29):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (43:30):
If the kitchen's open? And then what do you say?
Last time I checked the ill one home, everyone's gone.
She's like, She's like, is any way you could call it?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Like anybody, like you don't have to call the main chef,
but even just like somebody works in the kitchen and
I'm like, well, like what what?
Speaker 3 (43:48):
What food do you desire?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Kind of it just depends and she's like toast with
some butter and maybe some orange juice filled up to
the brim.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
Yeah, I can call someone. Yeah. So it's funny because
she easily could just say, hey, would you go make
me food?
Speaker 7 (44:08):
Now?
Speaker 3 (44:08):
Would so you do? Just you're pregnant, you just go
you just go do crap for people. But yeah, that's
her latest that I you know what my.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Wife tells me and drives me nuts. She says, do
you want to do the dishes tonight? No?
Speaker 3 (44:19):
And I'm like, no, I don't want to, but I will.
Sometimes she'll say, do you want to sleep upstairs tonight?
And I'm like, no, I don't.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
I definitely don't, So if you would like me to
tell because I do not want to sleep upstairs because
that bed sucks in the guest room. And then she's like, well,
we should get a new bed for the guest room
so you can make it comfortable, and I'm like, no,
that means them up there, even more than that means
it's gonna be like my place.
Speaker 3 (44:40):
We're done by everybody. Bobby Bone Soup.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
The Bobby Bone Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, Head of Production, Bob Bones.
My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening
to the podcast.
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Lunchbox
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Morgan Huelsman
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