We did a random letter generated draft. Who can draft the best teams of awesome things that start with B while doing it on the spot? Lunchbox claims he has a guaranteed way for anyone on the show to make $1,000, but we have to go blindly into business with him and agree to give him a cut. Amy shares a dating story of a time she went out with a guy who didn't match his online profile. She revealed how she had to reject him and felt slighted in the process.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This guy.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hope you had a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Welcome to Monday show Morning Studio.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Lunchbox is going to present us a new investment opportunity.
And in the past we have decided to go along
with some of these, and they haven't always turned out
the best. In the past, we've also rejected them, and
he gets very angry. So want everybody to know the history
of the show. So Lunchbox, you're up.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, And this is guaranteed to make you one thousand dollars.
You can't guarantee that. I can guarantee it. If you
will accept it, just let me know right now. I mean,
we're not accepting blindly.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Would anybody ever blindly accept some sort of investment opportunity
with him?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Negative?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Go ahead, It just costs. It'll get you one thousand dollars.
But I just want to get you one thousand dollars.
I want two hundred of it for turning you on
to this lead, because it's a guarant He had one
thousand dollars, no questions asked, and so I want two
hundred of it. If I'm going to tell you what
it is.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Everything about this peel shady it sounds illegal. I want
two hundred dollars of it and secondly, give me a
thousand bucks, no questions asked.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
So you're no, you don't need to give me anything.
You're gonna get a thousand dollars two hundred. I want
two hundred of it for turning you onto this business opportunity.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay, So say you want twenty percent of it? Would
you would be out one thousand dollars? It wasn't for me, No,
it wasn't. I wouldn't out any because I wouldn't put
any money there. I wouldn't be out anything. Who said
was gonna cost you money? What is this? Are robbing?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I don't know what's happening here, but definitely feel shady.
So you're not gonna tell us if we don't commit, right?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Okay, I'm out? Amy? What's that?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Because I want to know?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
So you just got to guarantee, if you decide to
do this, you will give me two hundred of the
one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Amy, he's all yours. He wants you to guarantee the
guy who doesn't.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Pay, we're going to make money.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I guarantee you're gonna make a thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
Guarantee I'm going to make a thousand or collectively each
person whoever agrees to do this.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You can't guarantee?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Why the return?
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Guys, I just have to give two hundred, I'm going
to get a thousand.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Says you have to give nothing.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You don't have to give me any money, but you
will receive one thousand dollars for doing this.
Speaker 8 (02:25):
It's will like such a SI.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Has the word guaranteed? Ever meant anything from him? You quarantee? Yeah,
used to three thousand dollars? Why would you? Why would
you come to us with it? Why would you not?
I don't want you to.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
You don't know about it obviously, so you're going to
miss out if you don't do it. So I want
to help you out.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
And if I don't want you twenty percent is way
to hive a fee.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
What five percent is more of the fee?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
But you don't even know what it is and you're
going to miss out on one thousand dollars.
Speaker 9 (02:56):
I'm not going to miss out on it, no, okay?
What like when you say like can do and like
what do we have to do? Give us an example
of something we have? Like what do we have to
do to get this thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I can't tell you, okay, unless you're gonna give me
twenty percent, Like, is there an action that we have
to do anything?
Speaker 9 (03:13):
Correct, I'll bite, I'll bite Morgan, You're going to jail.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
If I decide to do it, you tell me that
if I.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Decide to do it, I will give you two hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Like if I decide to do it, if you make
a thousand in profit, yeah, you will give him two
hundred dollars of that thousand dollars profit.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
And that's also saying if I do it right, Like
if he tells me you have to do it, you
have to.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Do it.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
To do it if you do it, yeah, he's just saying,
you get.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
The two thousand dollars because you're gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I get two hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I'll tell us what it is, and I'll tell you.
I'm gonna do explain it one more time. Yeah, we're
in so Yeah, yeah, give you.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
If you decide to do this, you are guaranteed to
get one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Nothing in life. It's just a free thousand. I want
two hundred dollars of it, Okay, it's gonna make you
do some sort of work. We'll think about that. Guys.
That'll be you can just say no, but then but
then you make Okay, dude, we're not gonna do it.
You can say no and I'm out. Okay, go ahead
and tell us you have to have a kid. There's
a new law. There's a new bill that if you
have a kid, this is the guy's twenty eight, you
(04:22):
get one thousand mills.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Baby.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
But you didn't a baby. You're not providing any service.
But you didn't know this and you're gonna miss out.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
So time to have a baby. Get a thousand dollars free.
Just have a kid.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I gotta have another kids, that's all. You got to
do that for eight hundred dollars. For eight hundred dollars, dude,
you have to give up two hundred dollars. But you
get if you have another kid. It's so dope like
future me.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
If I just have a kid, though.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
You don't get money, you have a kid by the
end of twenty twenty anything.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
She didn't know about the thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Just being educated on the law. That's not you getting
twenty percent.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
But I educated you. Guys. This is just it is
a new law.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Okay, it's not.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's just going into effect. Kick off.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Kevin had two kids and he just the law just
went in. So he's getting two thousand bucks.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Great, which I think is great if you're already having children.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
This is such a nice gift.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
But if you think anybody is going to, like now
get pregnant because of a thousand dollars, like no, kids
cost way more than that.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Not only that, he said it was an investment opportunity.
We're not investing in the money to grow money. I
knew it was some sort of scam. I can't even
do it. Nothing and just taking money based on a
law that was passed you didn't know about.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's not hard work, it's not.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, he's raising a kid, having a baby, even even
having a baby.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Would you go through.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Labor again with your wife in the first week of
having a baby from eight dollars, No.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
No chance. But Morgan like, hey, thousand dollars.
Speaker 10 (05:45):
Not right now?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Well, we don't know how long this law's gonna last.
So twenty twenty eight, twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
This is the kind of stuff you agree to when
he's guaranteeing you money. No one has to pay him anything.
He didn't create the law, he didn't have None of
us were not yet know I know.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Okay, does anybody to see what we're dealing with now?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
For anybody out there that's already pregnant.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yay, that's right.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I'm trying to help people out, That's what I do.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You're not providing a service. What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
You know how many people are gonna call and say, man,
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Know I get a thousand bucks. They should pray me
twenty percent? Okay, Sorry, everybody had to sit through that.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
It's Bynn of sin Bo.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Here's a question to me.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Well, man, hello, Bobby Bones, I have found the perfect partner. Yeah,
well not exactly. But it's not them. It's their mom.
We just got engaged and she's already trying to boss
me around like one of her own kids. Yesterday, she
told me I need to quit my job and find
(06:54):
something better so I could contribute my fair share to
the relationship. I don't want to lose my relationship, but
I don't know how long I can put up with
this kind of advice. My partner doesn't seem interested in
getting involved and told me, hey, I'm not getting in
the middle of this. Is there some way to make
her realize I'm not comfortable with being talked to that way?
Signed engaged but enraged. First off, your partner sucks. That's
(07:18):
their mom. They need to control their mom. Well, they
can't control their mom, they at least the need to
get in the mix and try. Because hey, I'm not
getting in the middle of this. You are the middle
of that. You are literally the middle of that. That
partner is the middle of that. So that's on first
of all, him for just leaving you out to dry
like that bad move. Yeah, And if he goes to
talk to the mom and then she still is like
(07:40):
then you have to make a decision how you're going
to handle her. Well, you're going to ignore what you're
going to accept how the relationship is going to be
moving forward. But that sucks. He sucks. So you might
have found the perfect partner, but he's not good in
the situation. He is your middle between that mom and you.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
This would make him not perfect.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Well I learned a long time ago nobody's perfect.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yes, So you need to have and if you have
to punish somebody, you punish a partner because the mom
is Yeah, if he's like, I'm not doing anything about it,
that's between you two. He needs to learn he needs
to do something about it or he will be punished.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Well, it always just shows the type of relationship in
dynamic he has with his mom.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, that's right, she's the boss.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Yeah, he learned a long time ago, so there's some
unlearning that's going to.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Need to happen.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Well, there needs to be some teaching that you're not
gonna take this crap from him and from her. But
it needs to first. He needs to be on your
team all off the wedding. See I don't say that,
but he does need to be on your team. He
needs to be on your team, and he's not on
your team right now. So you have to convince him
to be on your team or you have to make
arrangements on how the team is going to adjust, because
that kind of sucks. You're not even married yet and
(08:45):
his mom's doing this and he's doing nothing about it.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
That sucks.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
So yeah, good luck with that. The issue is not
with the mom right now. The issue is with your
partner because they need to have your back here. Don't
be in rage anymore I got you hit me up.
Here's my number two one.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no lunchboxes. Thank you?
All right, there you go, close it up.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I want to talk about conflict resolution within our relationships
and how we do it if there's a tie. Now,
I want to go to this story first, because there's
a couple and they're getting married and they played rock
paper scissors to see.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Who would get to use their last name in the marriage.
Oh no, whoa No.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
His last name is Pierce. Her last name is Hunter.
Both pretty baller last names. Good.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
He won the first round. She won the second round.
And so this clip here I believe is the third round.
All right, go for it. Her last name is Hunter
and the Hunter won.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
And they had a whole crowd there. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
She won scissors cut paper, Yeah, they will be the Hunters.
And that is from the wedding guests that's at the wedding.
That's amazing, that's cool. Paper arocisor is always a great
way to have conflict resolution because it is it is
an equal chance both people can win a conflict resolution.
In our marriage, we do a number system and it's
(10:14):
not even sometimes it's pre conflict, like if I know
there's gonna be an issue, like how much does this
matter to you? We won't say the number, we'll write
it put on our phone and then we'll show it.
And if mine's a nine and hers is an eight,
I win. But then I started cheating to put ten
on everything, Okay, so then that game went away pretty quick.
It's a good game, though. We will do papercisors on
little things at time. At times, other times we have
(10:37):
to do ozis. If one person is dead set on
it being a ten, the other person gets the next conflict,
like there's no question I will give this one to you,
but the next one that I'm passionate about you have
to give to me if we're arguing on it. And
so far we have been consistent with if we owe
a debt, paying the debt. So those are our three
(10:58):
so far. Now we don't get yet, so that may change.
And Amy, I'll come over to you. You how you
and your boyfriend are different though you're still in that
new stage.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Yeah, we had to make a decision with around a
pig though getting a pig no pig like horse pig.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Ohs were to know that big got nowhere in so
I thought fit a pop belly pig and they should
get one or not, And you guys played pig for what?
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (11:27):
No, I mean it's just like we've done that twice
with like where we're going to eat or something like that.
So we haven't had anything crazy. If there's like something
like there's been some stuff with combining our families like
his kids, my kids, times that I've been ready for
something like even our family vacation we recently went on.
(11:48):
I don't want to say drama feels like the wrong word,
but that was the months leading up to that, or
the two months leading up to that, where like I
never thought that was actually going to happen, and I
had been something in front of like.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
His kids, and I guess that wasn't the right.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Time to do that beforehand, and we had a little
conflict resolution with it.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
But I think big, no, not pig.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
Yeah, that's time we ended up on a family vacation.
I want to pig really no, no, something serious like that,
like we'll do pig for something trivial, but something serious,
like I guess we've been able to hear each other
out and just have to be like okay, I'm going
to stretch a little bit here and we'll see what happens.
Like it hasn't really been a compromise type situation yet,
(12:34):
but to your point, we are still sort of new
and with our kids, we're not experiencing a lot of
things that we would as a couple if we didn't
have kids.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Any What do you guys do? So we there's no
games or anything.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
I just like, if there's something very important to me,
I just say, this is very important to me. What
if she meets you with it's also very important to me,
then we'll do the last one that you had was like,
all right, fine, I'll give you this one, but the
next one has to be mine. The difficulty with that,
because we do it too, is that if someone ever
breaks it, you can ever trust it again. Right, So
if I tell my wife, did you just me No?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
I was no?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I think yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Like for example, if you puffed me and I heard
you puff me, and that's okay. I'm just telling you
about us in this stage. So we've been married four
years now. If I tell my wife I promise to
get her on the next one and I don't, why
would she ever trust me again?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
There?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Again, so that's dead as soon as one person breaks that.
So but so far at this stage, we haven't had
no one's broken that.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, I think we've only done that like three times.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
Or what if like the one person's like the next
time that it comes around, it's more serious than the
other one, then, like it.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
Does, like you've already, Yeah, the rules established the game.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
The rule is the rules of the rule.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Okay, well yeah, there might need to been the rules
a little bit for that.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
No, if you've been rules and rules will always be been.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Have you ever ahead?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
No, go ahead?
Speaker 7 (14:01):
I'm sorry, Sorry, Sorry, I was seeing you. I promise.
Have you all ever used the line? Well, that doesn't
work for me?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I might have, and I think I got a black
eye from it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, I wouldn't say I think I just wouldn't say that,
like semantically, that's probably not my style.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Why is that something you say?
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yeah, I've said that a few times.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
And I don't I don't think that's wrong.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I think if I were to say it though, because
I would say like this, it doesn't work for me.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Oh, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I don't think that would fit.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Yeah, I try not to say it with that tone,
but I have expressed that does it work for me
your British? Yeah, this isn't working for me so far
it's worked out.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
But I think it's just because he's.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
More he's more mature and can handle it. Because sometimes
I'll be it's like picking for a fight and he
or like something that not work out and he he
doesn't take the bait.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
We're gonna say, you know that feeling.
Speaker 11 (15:00):
Here, it's time for the good news.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
How there's a.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Grub hub driver in Tempi, Arizona. He's got some pizza.
He's on his way to delivery and all of a
sudden he gets pulled over and he gets cuffed and stuffed,
doesn't say what he was wanted for. And the police
are like, oh, there's pizza. They see the address where
it needs to be delivered. They're like, all right, you
go to jail and we'll take the pizza to the customer.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
And so they went and they stopped the customer's.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
House, knocked on the door, and delivered the pizza.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I love this story. I love the story.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Do you think a little bit those cops were like,
we're gonna do this and they better put us.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
On the internet. Yeah, Well, here's my like, this has
gotta be.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
A viral story. They're like, we're gonna do this and
hopefully somebody shares this in the news.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Right, hopefully someone's gonna release this body cam footage. Hey hey, captain,
here's the footage, Like put this out thee. Also, if
it wants to be a I mean, I mean, it's
tell me something good.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
They got their pizza.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
But if you wanted to be a real tell me
something good, they should have just followed the delivery driver
and let him make the delivery and then cuffed and stuffy.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Man, he could totally split.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah, I do have the serene camera footage.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
They're like uniform with the pizza. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Hey, I'm glad they did it, but I would make
sure too that that gets out there. It's also good
PR for the police. Now police they have PR people.
Otherwise it should be all bad stuff. So you also
got to share the good stuff. So that's a good story.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Because I feel like the delivery driver could probably use
the tip. It looks like Little Caesar's. Yea, it was
Little Caesar's in the box. You say that already. I
didn't say. I just said pizza. But yeah, pizza, Pizzaza
pizza there. It is all right, that's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good on the phone in Venice, Florida.
Is justin, Hey, justin, what's up, dude? And then.
Speaker 12 (16:53):
So questions if you got to knock on the door
right now, the door swings open. Executives come in and say, hey,
you're all canceled, show is over, move on with your life.
What would everybody be doing one month today?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
So the answer can't be taking time off, because I
think in a month we might all still be taking
time off.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
So I think his question is what would you do next?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
And if the company's saying you're done, we also can't
use any of their platforms, any of the podcast We
have nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
We can't do any of that.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
We've lost it all.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
We've lost it all. They come and they've they've removed
it all from us. So because that's the easy ant
to wall, just keep doing a podcast. Well, they own
you know, the IP to that podcast, so you can't
do that, amy.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
Okay, So to make money while I figure stuff out,
I for sure would do stuff on social media because.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
I can do that.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I've sell tummy tea and stuff.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
No not tummy t No, stuff I actually use and
really like. I don't know what tummy is, but I know.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
That I could be a social media influencer.
Speaker 7 (17:53):
Well, I would do that while I figure out my
other plan, because I know I can make money that way.
I've done it before and I've backed off and I
know I could go back to it if I needed to.
And then while I'm doing that, I build what I'm
working on right now, which I can't.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Say, which is your invention.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Uh, it's not a it's not an invention.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
It's because that one I think is going to take
more time, the one that I think I could execute
faster already exists.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
I'd just be joining the.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Market your improvement upon an invention exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, So so you would be for sure I would
influencer and then an that's.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
What that's what you're sayingcer, Yes, well am, I.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I know there's not.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
My daughter also, she started this account called like fashion
for my Mom. We haven't done anything with it yet,
but she thinks she doesn't like the way I dress totally,
so she maybe I could partner up with her and
I'll be like, okay, daughter for work. I was like,
let's go ahead and do that account. That you want
to do, and you can dress me. And you know
people can tap tap to get the jenes Eddie.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
What would you do? We're selling the house. We're selling
the house. Freaking out You're immediately going into a crisis. No, no, no,
I'm not freaking out.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
I'm selling the house and whatever we make on the house,
we're moving to Florida.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I'm gonna buy a boat.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
I'm gonna meet a fishing captain and be like, dude,
let's partner up.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I have the boat.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
You get on my boat, and we charter and we're
just gonna take people out fishing.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
The vibe is gonna be there.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
I'm gonna take my guitar while people are fishing, play
some songs.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Help them in that red fish. Dude, it's gonna be
a blast.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Do you think that your house because you only bought
it a few years ago, Well, I have appreciated so
much that you're gonna have enough.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
For a boat? Maybe maybe not. What if you don't
think credit card? Dude, got it credit card before you?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Do you live on the boat though, or you buy it?
Like enough?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Great question, because you have to buy a new house,
think about it.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
On the boat. But four kids and a wife. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Yeah, so you can buy a smaller house or a
bigger boat and we all live on it. I mean,
there's a lot to think about here, but that's the
You would basically move to Florida and be a fishing guy. Absolutely,
But no, I wouldn't say a charter like you have
to get a guy.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I did a guy who because I don't know the spot. Yeah,
you couldn't guide yourself, right.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
So, I mean I'd spent a couple of weeks going
to the bars talking to people. I'm like, oh, you fish, like,
you know the spots out there, I got a boat.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I got to feel like a couple of weeks at
the bar ends up being a couple of years at
the bar. Yeah, that's really what happens.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I think I'll just eliminate the easy answer of any
sort of media or any sort of comedy or anything
like that, because I think that's that's a boring answer.
I think I'd probably just go be a college instructor
for a while University of Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Just go teach that. I mean, you do love, what
would you teach that? Everybody? Welcome to the class of life. Yeah, yeah,
welcome to the life class.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
I mean those kind of classes exist in college.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Like yeah, I mean I wouldn't teach radio. It's not
a thing I would. I would teach like like digital
media content something like that.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
I like that. You were like a life.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yeah, well life but aka life and they were like,
that's not a real class.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
I'del like one of my favorite classes in was sort
of about life, but it was called chicken sex.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Well ply just for the title to draw, that's.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
What we called it.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
I think it was called like I don't even know, honestly,
I can't remember. Just like all my friends were like,
you sign up for chicken sex. It was like best
class ever. You could do something like that, Yep, I could.
Or I could just do that, Hey, put that on lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I'd probably be a dog walker, make my own hours,
just hang out, you know, you can make money. A
lot of people need people to walk their dogs, and
so you just find it. You know, a few clients
in the neighborhood, and you don't have to really travel far.
I don't have to worry about traffic, go in the morning,
going after noon, whatever, and then I could really buckle
down on you know, getting on.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
A reality show. You might be over that window.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
No, no, because now hold on, now, they do cast the
older person that really they think has no chance of winning.
Like Big Brother just started and there's one older guy
and it's like a bunch of twenty somethings and then
like a forty five or fifty year old dude, and
he's like, you obviously think he's not gonna win because
he's not gonna get along with the twenty year old.
So I'll be the token fifty year old even though
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I'm not fifty.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, good luck man, good luck man.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
It's gonna be even a harder to be cast as
that as a twenty year old because there are a
fewer of those.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, oh that's true. I didn't think about that. It's
all right, hey, keep dogs. But I'll be that he's fishing.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah, I'm teaching for like ten years and off our
run profice probably that Constable or something mount Pine, And.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I'll tell my my my clients on the boat be
like I know that guy Constable Mountain Pine.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yeah, yeah, okay, justin that's what we would do.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
How you feel about that?
Speaker 12 (22:39):
Hey, I like it.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I like it.
Speaker 12 (22:40):
And if you run and if I lived in your.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
State, I'd vote for you, Bobby. I appreciate that, buddy.
Thank you for the call. Hope you have a great morning.
Speaker 12 (22:47):
Yeah, you guys do, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Justin's got a good attitude. Listen to this guy. You
can tell him his voice stuff. Every day is a
good day to Justin. All right, Thanks body, see you later.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
The New York Times at the best movies of the
twenty first century.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
So that would be from the two thousand on? Is
that correct?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
If my centuries get mixed up, the twenty first century
would be from two thousand on, I think, because it's
always like a century ahead.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah. They have as the number one movie Parasite. Awesome movie.
It's awesome. I don't think I put it at number one.
I'd put it in my top ten.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
Parasite, Yeah, like my son watches that like every month.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
We really liked it.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
But I think it was so novel because I think
it was the first like South Korean anything I'd ever
watched through. That's two thousand's on, right, Yeah, okay, so
like Forrest Gump doesn't count, then Dan God is okay,
So they have Parasite at number one, which I agree
was really great. I wouldn't fight that. They have Mulholland
Drive at number two. I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I haven't seen that one.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
What movie Mike hasn't seen the second biggest and best movie.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Of all time?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Has anyone seen mohlland Drive? No Wild, that's number two.
Somebody needs to watch that, Mike, we watched that.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I will watch.
Speaker 13 (23:54):
Yeah, I'm working through this whole list, actually, the ones
that I've missed all hundred.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, there will be. At number three, that's a good one.
My wife brought that up. Is that about oil?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, Daniel d Lewis. She said, you want to watch
the old Blood? And I was like, I don't want
to watch the blood. Some watch zombies. There's no blood
in zombies.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I just don't have dumb reasons sometimes for not watching
a long movie.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
But I think you would enjoy it. Break it up
into like a couple of sessions. In number four in
the mood for love?
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Why I haven't ever heard of these straight?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Number five is Moonlight? Did I see moon One? Is
that the paper one? Like the newspapers? Is that the
one lunch fox manus watch Out? They got Wiener all
in no No, that was Box of Moonlight. This was
the one at the Oscars.
Speaker 13 (24:37):
Whenever they got the two movies confused, they were like, well,
that's what I know.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I know it's moonlight. Saw what is Moonlight? How do
I describe it?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Mike?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Without giving it away.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I can just read me what Tomato says. I'm going
to finish six through ten here. Number six, No Country
for Old Man. I didn't see that. My wife watched
it and loved it. That was one one of my
favorites of all time. Number seven and this makes my
top five list of all time. Eternal Sunshine of the
Spotless Mind. Number eight. Get Out with Jordan Peele.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
That movie. Never seen it? It's good? Is that like
scary or just thriller?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
My wife really cornered me on the scary stuff because
I'm like, I don't like scary movies, and she goes,
you'll watch zombies NonStop, and you'll watch Black Mirror, which
is the scariest without blinking an eye. I don't like
jump scares. I think that's why the scary movie thing.
I don't like the Freddy's, the Jason's, and that's all
just jump scare. Hey, you don't like DMNs or serial killers.
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I don't mind like watching serial killer shows like documentary,
but I don't like when they just come out of nowhere.
I don't like that. I think that's what I don't like.
Spirited Away as the number nine, number ten social network.
So this is all time. I made my top five list,
but I just did top five all time, and I
don't think all mine are within twenty first century. Because
that Man on the Moon with Jim Carrey he plays
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Andy Kaufman at number one. I have Eternal Sunshine and
The Spotless Mine with Jim Carrey at number two. I
at The Truman Show with Jim Carrey at number three.
I wouldn't even consider myself a massive Jim Carrey fan.
But my top three movies are Jim Carrey not being crazy.
That's it, like not being like alrighty. Then number four
Have Heard with Joking Phoenix, so weird.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
That was a good movie though it was weird. It's weird,
but it's happening now. That's what's crazy. It's still happen
like Falls in Love with an AI is operating system. Yeah,
and that was so.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Far ahead of time because people are doing that now.
Number five, I have Forrest Gump, but it doesn't count
in this list.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
And I just put that.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I think I could have put John Wick on there too,
because for that type of movie, John Wick's the best
favorite movie of all time.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Abe in the twenty first century.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I don't care because I didn't follow that rule. Oh well,
one of those.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Yeah, it's like Dirty Dancing, Pretty Woman, Steal Magnoias. Those
are my top three of all all time. But if
you want me to go into the twenty first century,
I'll throw in how to Lose a Guy in Ten Days.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I know what year that was, but I just looked
at that.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
It's like two thousand. Oh wait, I just look it up, and.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Now is that McConaughey. Yeah, and Kate Dadson.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Okay, like maybe because I just watched it recently with
my kids and it holds up like it's so good.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Eddie man, this is crazy.
Speaker 9 (27:15):
Forrest Gump used to be my number one, and I
think Shawshank has taken over that number one spot.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
But as far as the two thousand and one La
La Land, Lola Land's so good. I love Lalla Land
more than Parasite because wasn't that your favorite movie for
a long time? Paris. I love Parasite.
Speaker 9 (27:29):
I think Parasite gave it a five like when I
first watched it.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
But La La Land like Mike.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
For some reason, my kids like La La Land, so
we watch it like every couple of months.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I love that movie. Really good. Lunchboxch year favorite movie
all time, Brave Heart, Box the moon Light. No, no,
not Box the Moonlight.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
I mean I was a fantastic movie, but I would
say Brave Heart takes the cake.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Do you have anything in the two thousands? I would
say Old School? Yeah, that's classic. I mean I was
just so fun, a great movie. Funny, hilarious.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
You know, it's not deep or anything, but it's the
best movie of the two thousands.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I have eleven through twenty. From this list to eleven
is mad Max Fury Road. Oh it's terrible. I liked it.
That was good.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, I liked it. And Charlott's star On's in it,
and I thought she pulled that off. Tom Aret he's
really good. Oh yeah, he was really good in it.
Is he bane? Yes, he's just a good actor, doesn't
vet him. He plays and he's also like a jiu
jitsu fighter in real life.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
That's cool. When the dudes. The air Ba's on the
screen are also Ba's in real life. Yeah. Number twelve
is his own of interest.
Speaker 13 (28:34):
Yeah, it's about a camp in Auschwitz. That the concentration camp,
so you like, you never see what's going on there,
but it's all implied and it's the guy who runs it,
so it's pretty sinister.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
The Children of Men in Glorious Bastards, City of God. Yeah,
Andnglorge Bastards was great, so good. Yeah, Crouching Tiger, Hid
and Dragon at sixteen, Broke Back Mountain at seventeen, that.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Was really good.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Oh yeah, saw it.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
You'd really like it. Lunchbox likes it. I was waiting
for somebody to make some sort of joke. It's a
really good movie.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
No, I wasn't gonna go there because thank you Eddie
did though, Eddie, I'm not sure you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I don't know how to say this one. Why to
Mama Tambien Eto Mama Tambien, thank you? That's it's Can
I have said that any more?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Caucasian? Why too, Mama Tambian? That movie is wild? What
is it?
Speaker 13 (29:27):
It's about these two dudes. I guess it's kind of spoiling.
What happens in it?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
No, don't know about it. Zodiac at nineteen and then
Woof of Wall Street at twenty, which was good. Oh yeah,
did you look at Moonlight? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
It's a young African American man grapples with his identity
and sexuality while experiencing the everyday struggles a childhood, adolescence
and Burjonning adulthood burgeoning.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Sure, all right, good, okay, I wis should I'll pick
a movie we haven't seen from this liston watch it.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I've never seen Crouching Tiger, Hitt and Dragon. I think
I watched that back in the day. I think it
was pretty good. I think I'll watch.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
There Will Be Blood because that want to be easy?
When to get my wife to watch? Because she's the
one who brought it up? And you want to take
on one of these, you got a couple of weeks,
there's no rush.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
What do you have?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Well?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Can I just assign one to you? Yeah? But I
want you to do why to Mama Tambia?
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Hook it up?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
It Spanish the whole thing. Yeah, it's in Spanish the
whole time. Yo. Okay, okay, how about you watch What's
Wrong with Spanish?
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Amy Nada?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Good? Answer. How about you watch watch Moonlight?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Okay, and then Mike, you're gonna watch Mohland Drive, and
then lunchbox Man.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I was gonna watch moon Holland Drive.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
But I'll look at the list, just I'll look at
I don't can't remember all twenty, but I'll find one.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
It'll be good. Well, you gotta say now, well, yeah,
that's a point of the bit. I can just assign
you one. Fine, tom Beyond. Okay, you're gonna what Mama.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
You're gonna watch y to Mama, Tommy, Oh my gosh,
love to love it. Okay, Eddie has their movies. Good, Yeah,
in a couple of weeks, no reps. Just let me
know when you watch it.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
And I'm doing croshing Tiger. Yeah, that'll be good. All right,
thank you. We'll spin the wheel.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Whatever letter it lands on, we will draft awesome things
that start with this letter. Spin that out. Now, Eddie
goes first. We just rolled the dice backstage. The letter
is B. Be all right, awesome things that start with
the letter B. Eddie, have twenty seconds to think of
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your first answer. Okay, well, awesome things that thinks start
with the letter B.
Speaker 9 (31:48):
Wow, this is crazy. I think this has to be
my number one. Usually go foods, but this isn't a food.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, five seconds.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
My first pick of the b draft is Bobby Bones show.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Let's go.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
All right, that's not eliminate straight Bobby Bones, I think
so right part of the show.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with babies. Oh that's really good.
That's really good. Babies awesome things to start with. Be Amy.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Basketball.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
It's a tough first round pick. I feel like a
lot of people.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Like that on a lot of people like basketball in sport. Yeah,
it's a good one.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Lunchboxes, easy, guys. It starts with be give me booby.
Oh my god. Okay, Morgan, I'm gonna go with booze.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
That was good, you think so for her fish love.
Speaker 7 (32:59):
You know what, historically in our letter drafts, all the
alcohol ones.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Have done really well.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
So okay, So Morgan, you have booze first. Now in
the second round.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Go ahead, okay, okay, funny, Okay. I think I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Go with.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
It's half of the population. I'm gonna go with boys.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Boos and boys nothing. All right, lunchbox, you have boobies.
I have boobs. Boobies, whichever way you want to determine it.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
And when you see boobies, where are you at?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
You're on a boat. Give me boats. Okay, boats and
boobs pretty good. Amy. You have basketball.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
Basketball is not terrible.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
You're right, it's not terrible.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Burgers good basketball and burgers. That's not Amy.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
I love burgers.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
I'm gonna go to add to babies. I'm gonna add birthdays.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Dude, that's so good.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Dang it, Eddie, you've chosen Bobby Bone Show. What is
gonna be your second one? There awesome things to start with.
Be one of my favorite places to go in the
whole wide world.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
It's the beach. Loves beach. Beach is good. I don't
thinking about that.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Okay, one more round, Eddie will go first again. Third round.
Sneak again, Bobby Bone Show. Beach and you know what, man, summertime.
What do we like to do in the summer.
Speaker 9 (34:36):
We like to be outside in the backyard and barbecue.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
That's what I had that that's what it's gone.
Speaker 14 (34:45):
Now.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I have babies and birthdays. I'm gonna add bacon. Really
good baby's birthdays and bacon.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Amy, you have basketball and burgers.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Basketball.
Speaker 7 (35:01):
Person, I'm trying to think of the flow, like what
would flow? Basketball burgers and bingo? Uh huh, basketball burgers
and Brad Pitt works?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
All right, I need an answer.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
Go with that, Amy, Okay, I'm gonna go with basketball
burgers and bud light.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Morgan has all boots. You can't do another boot.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
Okay, basketball burgers and.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Basketball burgers and Brad Pitt.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Okay, lunchbox you boobies and boats, boobies boats.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I was thinking.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
About doing the opposite of what Morgan said.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
You know you said boys.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
I was thinking about calling them some, but I don't
know if I can say that word.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Let me have a different word. They're called be No, No,
I can't say that. Okay, then I'll go with boobs boats.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
And it's a bird.
Speaker 9 (36:13):
Give me birds, Amy, that's what you're.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Listening, Amy. That would have fit you. I don't know
that it's a good one, but I know that would
have fit you.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
I know.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
I can't believe I didn't think of.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Birds and bread, Morgan.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Bread is a I don't know why are you giving him?
I know why? I mean? Now, Amy, can I go back? Morgan?
I did?
Speaker 7 (36:35):
I did have bread written down, but I'm stuck between
bread and I've got I'm the last one.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
So I got bread, I've.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
Got bowling, I've got my bed because everybody.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Loves their bed.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
I thought Lunchbox was gonna go boobs, boats and butts
because that would have been him.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yeah, I was thinking babes, but oh babes. I wasn't
thinking pc. That was the other word. I was thinking
with birds.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Last time in bed.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Everybody loves their Moran boos. Boys in bed. Yeah, that's
the life right there. Bobby, who's gonna lose?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
That sounds like a pie Booh. So Eddie has Bobby Bones, show,
beach and barbecue.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
That's the winner. I have babies, birthdays and bacon. Solid.
It's not better, but it's solid. I mean, babies is
just huge. I think you have a good one this time.
Amy has basketball, burgers and Brad Pitt. That might be
the loser. Lunchbog has Booby's boats and birds. That might
be a loser too. Yeah, boys in bed.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
If any guy doesn't vote for boobs, they're idiots. And
if their women don't like their moves.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
And I don't know what's wrong with them, go vote
at Bobbybones dot com. The letter is be We picked
awesome things to start with bee and we'll have someone
eliminated tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
The next day. Go vote at bobbybones dot com.
Speaker 11 (37:50):
It's time for the good news, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
A couple tell me something good, boy smails.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
I actually called it in a couple of months ago,
and I left a voicemail. I was super discouraged about
finishing up school. I had said, I missed a few deadlines,
things like that. I officially graduated with my master's degree.
I applied for my first job and they hired me.
I'm licensed with in my state. So thanks for the
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positivity every day.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Nice job, that's awesome, A great job, great job. All right,
here's another one.
Speaker 14 (38:27):
Coming back from East Texas to see my granny and
just found out that she is cancer free.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
Like booo.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
But yeah, if it wasn't for.
Speaker 14 (38:35):
Your show, I would not have been that toteen hour
car ride all through the way.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (38:39):
Just shout out to y'all and shout out to the
good Lord both because my granny is cancer free.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Shout out to granny too. Yeah, granny too. So we
love those voicemails.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
If you have a tell me something good voicemail, leave
us one eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
There you go. That's what it's all about. That was
telling me something good in the mall. And it's a
radio and the Dodgers.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Already and his lunchbox more Game two Steve red and
it's trying to put you through fog.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this.
Speaker 14 (39:25):
The Bobby balls.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
And now the Morning Corny, The Morning Corny.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
What did the pigs say while laying on the beach?
Speaker 2 (39:35):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (39:36):
I'm bacon?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
That was the Morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
So a plane returned back to Los Angeles after one
of its engines catches on fire, and you can see it.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Listen to this clip.
Speaker 10 (39:53):
A plane had to return to l a X when
it caught fire.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
Flight was headed to Minneapolis.
Speaker 10 (39:58):
Shortly after takeoff, there's spotted flames coming from the right engine.
Video showing those sparks flying as the plane made the
emergency landing. The FAA is investigating, but thankfully nobody was injured.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Can you imagine the mayhem on a plane when there's
fire coming out of a wing? Yeah, people screaming, because
I'm sure they ain't all being calm.
Speaker 9 (40:19):
If you saw it first would you hit the button
or would you run to the cockpit Neither?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Yes, Well if I run to the cockpits and it's
gonna tackle me, oh really yeah No, I'm not gonna
yell anything.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
No, you guys are doing things that are going to
create like hap.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
What I'm going to do if I see it is
I'm going to first record it for TikTok of course, yes,
and then I'm going to walk up slowly to the
flight attend to and go, hey, I don't want to
create any sort of chaos here, but the wing is
on fire. And then I'm gonna slowly walk back to
my seat because I don't people going crazy up there.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
You see, I was picturing more like the wing.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Is on fire right.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
Too?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
That's option ye, wing is on fire.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
I'm gonna do it selfie mode. The wing is then
show it as well. But luckily there was no crash.
Luckily nobody died. But you see sparks. It looks like
because I had to learn how to weld, and it
looks like when you're welding, the sparks coming out, that's
what's coming out of the wing.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
How do you not crash after that? Like I feel
like fire pilot, what's up? If one engine goes down?
What happened?
Speaker 6 (41:19):
What?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
What do you know about this?
Speaker 7 (41:22):
I mean if it's sparking it on fire, I don't know.
But I think I don't know if you would shut
the engines down and then turn it into a glider.
Speaker 5 (41:31):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Those hug can do it though, one you can do it.
One engine goes down when edge, you can do it.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
But you don't want to just go on one edge
powerful You could need to find a way to land.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (41:41):
My only ex husband pilot situation story is he had
no engine, no propeller, nothing.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Commercial airplanes with two or more engines are designed to
land safely with one engine out. Okay, that's good, but
it's it's like having you give away a kidney. I
if your good one goes out, you got none. Yeah,
so they don't like to go out more than one engine.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Anyway. Everybody have good morning. Aybody traveling at her today?
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Bobby Bone's showy up today.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
This story comes us from Wisconsin. A woman will serve
ten days in jail after she forged eight hundred lottery
tickets and cashed in two thousand eight hundred dollars in winnings.
She worked at the gas station, so instead of paying
for them, she would just hit the machine print print print,
and they would print tickets and then she would just
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take them and if they won, she'd go to another
gas station cash them in.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
You know why this probably almost worked is because she
never did it for like a million dollars. Yeah, a
low number, because if she did two thousand, what was
at number?
Speaker 4 (42:43):
She won two eight hundred dollars in winnings.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
So she was small Amountain you go on for fifty grand.
You gotta take a picture of the check, right, But
she got lucky.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
I mean, she doesn't know what she's gonna win. She's
just printing numbers and waiting for them to be drawn
and whatever wins wins.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, I mean she got lucky. But she made her
ods better by printing out more tickets and having those numbers.
So cool, no, not so cool?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
No, not cool.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Now she doesn't get to work there anymore. She'll probably
go to jail.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
Ten days and then she's on probation for a couple
of years and she has to pay a fine.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Ten days seems like not a lot of time.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Well, it's because it's only two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yeah, but she shouldn't be like a tempted robbery. The
amount of times she printed, not the amount she won.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't feel like we need
to lock her up for that long.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
She's okay, I'm Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Here's Trent in Texas.
Speaker 14 (43:36):
Lunchbox dropped the pepsi glass and it shatters everywhere. I
don't know if this has anything. He dropped the pickle
glass too, and it shattered and he had to go
get surgery on his foot. Do y'all realize every time
Lunchbox goes on vacation him or if someone in his
family is in the emergency room, have a good one.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
He really comes back, it's something wrong or something like
a walking hazard.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
You know something's not right. I am a walking hazard.
But look the pickle jar.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
I thought I got all the glass out, like I
dropped it and there was glass in my foot, and
I went to the urgent care and they took glass
out and I was like, I'm good to go. But then,
like we came back from vacation, I still couldn't walk
and I just went to the Bania trist and he
was like, oh man, I gotta do surgery. There's glass
still in there. And they had to cut my foot
back open.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Here's the audio of Lunchbox dropping the glass in the
studio like last week. All right, swetch over, thank you everybody.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
What happened.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
That that that like the there's some percussion in that
big time.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Here's what's crazy that PTSD that glass when it dropped,
I was like, oh my gosh. And I didn't even
when I dropped the pickle jar. I didn't even step
on the glass, like you know how the glass shot
hit Mike D.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
It shot fifteen feet across the room. A massive shard
in hit Mike D.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
I the pickle jar was headed for my foot and
I kind of recoiled backwards in the glass exploded and
shot into my foot like I didn't step on it.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
Oh wow, that's great.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
And I was like when Mike Ny was like, oh man,
it hit me, I was like, oh my gosh, what
if it would have gone in and like it went
in me.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Uh the pressure of that because you didn't hear it
one more time? All right, switch over, thank you everybody.
It Pops Pops. Here's another voicemail. Hit me with that one.
Speaker 9 (45:24):
I recently had a carpet cleaning company come out and
clean the carpets in my grandparents' house.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
They did a fantastic job, so long with paying for
the service, I also gave each of the workers a tip.
There was two of them.
Speaker 8 (45:36):
I gave them each fifteen.
Speaker 12 (45:37):
Dollars and said, here, I'll pay for part of your
lunch today.
Speaker 14 (45:40):
I know Beta Box.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Probably wouldn't tip, but I'm curious about the rest of
the show.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Love the show, Beta Bog great. I would have probably
give him a twenty each. I'd I'd have given them
whatever I had a double denomination of in my wallet.
So if I'd had two hundred bills, I'd give them
hundred bucks. What if I'd had two twenties. When I
go to Sonic, if I get a water, listen, I'm
in a good place now. I'll give them a hundred
bucks on the water if that's all I have. But
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if all I have is a ten or twenty, I'll
give them that.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
So whatever you just have two ones would make I
just have two ones?
Speaker 14 (46:13):
One?
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Oh no, no, I've been mo. I would then go, hey,
what's your Venmo or your cash app, and I'll tip
you at least twenty bucks.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
That's smart.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
So I don't feel as weird about doing that anymore.
I used to do that. I used to feel weird
to be like, you're telling.
Speaker 9 (46:25):
Them like, I'm sorry, I only have one hundred in here,
I just don't have anything smaller, or I would tip you.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
That's like a humble brag. But I'll still like, I.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Would just give them a hundred.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
No no, no, no, oh, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
You know what I like is sometimes I've done it
where I write.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Them a check. No no, no, no tip yeah, and then
the great thing is they never cash it.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
But how how much is the check?
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Twenty twenty bucks? Like when we moved here, I tip
the guy in check never cashed it. Love it, man,
That is a surefire away to like, act like you're tipping,
and then I ever had to pay you.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
So my answer is I would have given them twenty
bucks each. I would have done what those caller did.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
That's nice.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
If I'd had two twenties, I would have tried to
have two twenties in my wallet because I knew they
were coming over. So yes, Amy, I feel like you
do the same thing.
Speaker 5 (47:13):
Yeah, I would sort of check and see what I have.
Speaker 7 (47:14):
I mean, I would maybe even do a ten each
if I don't know, because getting the carpets and the
couches clean, I mean it can, it can add up.
But like it's already expensive, so then if you add
another forty or fifty dollars on top of that, that
could be a lot.
Speaker 9 (47:30):
Buddy, I'm more old school. I give them like, you
guys want a beer, man, you guys killed it. You
guys did awesome. Can I get you guys a couple
of beers?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
They're probably like, we got rented by bro. We can't
pay rent with beer. We got another job to go to.
We can't go drunk and lunchbox. You would have done
what no too. I mean, they did their job. Thank
you for coming. You didn't do anything out of the ordinary.
You did your job period.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
Thank you for the question. There's the answer, and you
can leave us a voicemail at any time. Eight seven,
seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's how to do it. Thank you,
We'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody, Mister Bobby Bolgers. The
Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang by
Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at red Yarberry
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Scuba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo, Head of Production. I'm
Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you
for listening to the podcast.
This guy.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hope you had a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Welcome to Monday show Morning Studio.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Lunchbox is going to present us a new investment opportunity.
And in the past we have decided to go along
with some of these, and they haven't always turned out
the best. In the past, we've also rejected them, and
he gets very angry. So want everybody to know the history
of the show. So Lunchbox, you're up.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, And this is guaranteed to make you one thousand dollars.
You can't guarantee that. I can guarantee it. If you
will accept it, just let me know right now. I mean,
we're not accepting blindly.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Would anybody ever blindly accept some sort of investment opportunity
with him?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Negative?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Go ahead, It just costs. It'll get you one thousand dollars.
But I just want to get you one thousand dollars.
I want two hundred of it for turning you on
to this lead, because it's a guarant He had one
thousand dollars, no questions asked, and so I want two
hundred of it. If I'm going to tell you what
it is.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Everything about this peel shady it sounds illegal. I want
two hundred dollars of it and secondly, give me a
thousand bucks, no questions asked.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
So you're no, you don't need to give me anything.
You're gonna get a thousand dollars two hundred. I want
two hundred of it for turning you onto this business opportunity.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay, So say you want twenty percent of it? Would
you would be out one thousand dollars? It wasn't for me, No,
it wasn't. I wouldn't out any because I wouldn't put
any money there. I wouldn't be out anything. Who said
was gonna cost you money? What is this? Are robbing?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I don't know what's happening here, but definitely feel shady.
So you're not gonna tell us if we don't commit, right?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Okay, I'm out? Amy? What's that?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Because I want to know?
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
So you just got to guarantee, if you decide to
do this, you will give me two hundred of the
one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Amy, he's all yours. He wants you to guarantee the
guy who doesn't.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Pay, we're going to make money.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I guarantee you're gonna make a thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
Guarantee I'm going to make a thousand or collectively each
person whoever agrees to do this.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You can't guarantee?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Why the return?
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Guys, I just have to give two hundred, I'm going
to get a thousand.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Says you have to give nothing.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You don't have to give me any money, but you
will receive one thousand dollars for doing this.
Speaker 8 (02:25):
It's will like such a SI.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Has the word guaranteed? Ever meant anything from him? You quarantee? Yeah,
used to three thousand dollars? Why would you? Why would
you come to us with it? Why would you not?
I don't want you to.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
You don't know about it obviously, so you're going to
miss out if you don't do it. So I want
to help you out.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
And if I don't want you twenty percent is way
to hive a fee.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
What five percent is more of the fee?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
But you don't even know what it is and you're
going to miss out on one thousand dollars.
Speaker 9 (02:56):
I'm not going to miss out on it, no, okay?
What like when you say like can do and like
what do we have to do? Give us an example
of something we have? Like what do we have to
do to get this thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I can't tell you, okay, unless you're gonna give me
twenty percent, Like, is there an action that we have
to do anything?
Speaker 9 (03:13):
Correct, I'll bite, I'll bite Morgan, You're going to jail.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
If I decide to do it, you tell me that
if I.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Decide to do it, I will give you two hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Like if I decide to do it, if you make
a thousand in profit, yeah, you will give him two
hundred dollars of that thousand dollars profit.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
And that's also saying if I do it right, Like
if he tells me you have to do it, you
have to.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Do it.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
To do it if you do it, yeah, he's just saying,
you get.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
The two thousand dollars because you're gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I get two hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I'll tell us what it is, and I'll tell you.
I'm gonna do explain it one more time. Yeah, we're
in so Yeah, yeah, give you.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
If you decide to do this, you are guaranteed to
get one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Nothing in life. It's just a free thousand. I want
two hundred dollars of it, Okay, it's gonna make you
do some sort of work. We'll think about that. Guys.
That'll be you can just say no, but then but
then you make Okay, dude, we're not gonna do it.
You can say no and I'm out. Okay, go ahead
and tell us you have to have a kid. There's
a new law. There's a new bill that if you
have a kid, this is the guy's twenty eight, you
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get one thousand mills.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Baby.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
But you didn't a baby. You're not providing any service.
But you didn't know this and you're gonna miss out.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
So time to have a baby. Get a thousand dollars free.
Just have a kid.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I gotta have another kids, that's all. You got to
do that for eight hundred dollars. For eight hundred dollars, dude,
you have to give up two hundred dollars. But you
get if you have another kid. It's so dope like
future me.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
If I just have a kid, though.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
You don't get money, you have a kid by the
end of twenty twenty anything.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
She didn't know about the thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Just being educated on the law. That's not you getting
twenty percent.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
But I educated you. Guys. This is just it is
a new law.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Okay, it's not.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's just going into effect. Kick off.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Kevin had two kids and he just the law just
went in. So he's getting two thousand bucks.
Speaker 7 (05:04):
Great, which I think is great if you're already having children.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
This is such a nice gift.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
But if you think anybody is going to, like now
get pregnant because of a thousand dollars, like no, kids
cost way more than that.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Not only that, he said it was an investment opportunity.
We're not investing in the money to grow money. I
knew it was some sort of scam. I can't even
do it. Nothing and just taking money based on a
law that was passed you didn't know about.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's not hard work, it's not.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, he's raising a kid, having a baby, even even
having a baby.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Would you go through.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Labor again with your wife in the first week of
having a baby from eight dollars, No.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
No chance. But Morgan like, hey, thousand dollars.
Speaker 10 (05:45):
Not right now?
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Well, we don't know how long this law's gonna last.
So twenty twenty eight, twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
This is the kind of stuff you agree to when
he's guaranteeing you money. No one has to pay him anything.
He didn't create the law, he didn't have None of
us were not yet know I know.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Okay, does anybody to see what we're dealing with now?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
For anybody out there that's already pregnant.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yay, that's right.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I'm trying to help people out, That's what I do.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You're not providing a service. What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
You know how many people are gonna call and say, man,
I didn't.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Know I get a thousand bucks. They should pray me
twenty percent? Okay, Sorry, everybody had to sit through that.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
It's Bynn of sin Bo.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Here's a question to me.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Well, man, hello, Bobby Bones, I have found the perfect partner. Yeah,
well not exactly. But it's not them. It's their mom.
We just got engaged and she's already trying to boss
me around like one of her own kids. Yesterday, she
told me I need to quit my job and find
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something better so I could contribute my fair share to
the relationship. I don't want to lose my relationship, but
I don't know how long I can put up with
this kind of advice. My partner doesn't seem interested in
getting involved and told me, hey, I'm not getting in
the middle of this. Is there some way to make
her realize I'm not comfortable with being talked to that way?
Signed engaged but enraged. First off, your partner sucks. That's
(07:18):
their mom. They need to control their mom. Well, they
can't control their mom, they at least the need to
get in the mix and try. Because hey, I'm not
getting in the middle of this. You are the middle
of that. You are literally the middle of that. That
partner is the middle of that. So that's on first
of all, him for just leaving you out to dry
like that bad move. Yeah, And if he goes to
talk to the mom and then she still is like
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then you have to make a decision how you're going
to handle her. Well, you're going to ignore what you're
going to accept how the relationship is going to be
moving forward. But that sucks. He sucks. So you might
have found the perfect partner, but he's not good in
the situation. He is your middle between that mom and you.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
This would make him not perfect.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Well I learned a long time ago nobody's perfect.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yes, So you need to have and if you have
to punish somebody, you punish a partner because the mom
is Yeah, if he's like, I'm not doing anything about it,
that's between you two. He needs to learn he needs
to do something about it or he will be punished.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Well, it always just shows the type of relationship in
dynamic he has with his mom.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yeah, that's right, she's the boss.
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Yeah, he learned a long time ago, so there's some
unlearning that's going to.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Need to happen.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Well, there needs to be some teaching that you're not
gonna take this crap from him and from her. But
it needs to first. He needs to be on your
team all off the wedding. See I don't say that,
but he does need to be on your team. He
needs to be on your team, and he's not on
your team right now. So you have to convince him
to be on your team or you have to make
arrangements on how the team is going to adjust, because
that kind of sucks. You're not even married yet and
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his mom's doing this and he's doing nothing about it.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
That sucks.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
So yeah, good luck with that. The issue is not
with the mom right now. The issue is with your
partner because they need to have your back here. Don't
be in rage anymore I got you hit me up.
Here's my number two one.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no lunchboxes. Thank you?
All right, there you go, close it up.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I want to talk about conflict resolution within our relationships
and how we do it if there's a tie. Now,
I want to go to this story first, because there's
a couple and they're getting married and they played rock
paper scissors to see.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Who would get to use their last name in the marriage.
Oh no, whoa No.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
His last name is Pierce. Her last name is Hunter.
Both pretty baller last names. Good.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
He won the first round. She won the second round.
And so this clip here I believe is the third round.
All right, go for it. Her last name is Hunter
and the Hunter won.
Speaker 6 (09:50):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
And they had a whole crowd there. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
She won scissors cut paper, Yeah, they will be the Hunters.
And that is from the wedding guests that's at the wedding.
That's amazing, that's cool. Paper arocisor is always a great
way to have conflict resolution because it is it is
an equal chance both people can win a conflict resolution.
In our marriage, we do a number system and it's
(10:14):
not even sometimes it's pre conflict, like if I know
there's gonna be an issue, like how much does this
matter to you? We won't say the number, we'll write
it put on our phone and then we'll show it.
And if mine's a nine and hers is an eight,
I win. But then I started cheating to put ten
on everything, Okay, so then that game went away pretty quick.
It's a good game, though. We will do papercisors on
little things at time. At times, other times we have
(10:37):
to do ozis. If one person is dead set on
it being a ten, the other person gets the next conflict,
like there's no question I will give this one to you,
but the next one that I'm passionate about you have
to give to me if we're arguing on it. And
so far we have been consistent with if we owe
a debt, paying the debt. So those are our three
(10:58):
so far. Now we don't get yet, so that may change.
And Amy, I'll come over to you. You how you
and your boyfriend are different though you're still in that
new stage.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Yeah, we had to make a decision with around a
pig though getting a pig no pig like horse pig.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Ohs were to know that big got nowhere in so
I thought fit a pop belly pig and they should
get one or not, And you guys played pig for what?
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (11:27):
No, I mean it's just like we've done that twice
with like where we're going to eat or something like that.
So we haven't had anything crazy. If there's like something
like there's been some stuff with combining our families like
his kids, my kids, times that I've been ready for
something like even our family vacation we recently went on.
(11:48):
I don't want to say drama feels like the wrong word,
but that was the months leading up to that, or
the two months leading up to that, where like I
never thought that was actually going to happen, and I
had been something in front of like.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
His kids, and I guess that wasn't the right.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
Time to do that beforehand, and we had a little
conflict resolution with it.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
But I think big, no, not pig.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
Yeah, that's time we ended up on a family vacation.
I want to pig really no, no, something serious like that,
like we'll do pig for something trivial, but something serious,
like I guess we've been able to hear each other
out and just have to be like okay, I'm going
to stretch a little bit here and we'll see what happens.
Like it hasn't really been a compromise type situation yet,
(12:34):
but to your point, we are still sort of new
and with our kids, we're not experiencing a lot of
things that we would as a couple if we didn't
have kids.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Any What do you guys do? So we there's no
games or anything.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
I just like, if there's something very important to me,
I just say, this is very important to me. What
if she meets you with it's also very important to me,
then we'll do the last one that you had was like,
all right, fine, I'll give you this one, but the
next one has to be mine. The difficulty with that,
because we do it too, is that if someone ever
breaks it, you can ever trust it again. Right, So
if I tell my wife, did you just me No?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
I was no?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I think yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Like for example, if you puffed me and I heard
you puff me, and that's okay. I'm just telling you
about us in this stage. So we've been married four
years now. If I tell my wife I promise to
get her on the next one and I don't, why
would she ever trust me again?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
There?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Again, so that's dead as soon as one person breaks that.
So but so far at this stage, we haven't had
no one's broken that.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, I think we've only done that like three times.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
Or what if like the one person's like the next
time that it comes around, it's more serious than the
other one, then, like it.
Speaker 9 (13:45):
Does, like you've already, Yeah, the rules established the game.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
The rule is the rules of the rule.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
Okay, well yeah, there might need to been the rules
a little bit for that.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
No, if you've been rules and rules will always be been.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Have you ever ahead?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
No, go ahead?
Speaker 7 (14:01):
I'm sorry, Sorry, Sorry, I was seeing you. I promise.
Have you all ever used the line? Well, that doesn't
work for me?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
I might have, and I think I got a black
eye from it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, I wouldn't say I think I just wouldn't say that,
like semantically, that's probably not my style.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Why is that something you say?
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Yeah, I've said that a few times.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
And I don't I don't think that's wrong.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I think if I were to say it though, because
I would say like this, it doesn't work for me.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Oh, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I don't think that would fit.
Speaker 7 (14:29):
Yeah, I try not to say it with that tone,
but I have expressed that does it work for me
your British? Yeah, this isn't working for me so far
it's worked out.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
But I think it's just because he's.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
More he's more mature and can handle it. Because sometimes
I'll be it's like picking for a fight and he
or like something that not work out and he he
doesn't take the bait.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
We're gonna say, you know that feeling.
Speaker 11 (15:00):
Here, it's time for the good news.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
How there's a.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Grub hub driver in Tempi, Arizona. He's got some pizza.
He's on his way to delivery and all of a
sudden he gets pulled over and he gets cuffed and stuffed,
doesn't say what he was wanted for. And the police
are like, oh, there's pizza. They see the address where
it needs to be delivered. They're like, all right, you
go to jail and we'll take the pizza to the customer.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
And so they went and they stopped the customer's.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
House, knocked on the door, and delivered the pizza.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I love this story. I love the story.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Do you think a little bit those cops were like,
we're gonna do this and they better put us.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
On the internet. Yeah, Well, here's my like, this has
gotta be.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
A viral story. They're like, we're gonna do this and
hopefully somebody shares this in the news.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Right, hopefully someone's gonna release this body cam footage. Hey hey, captain,
here's the footage, Like put this out thee. Also, if
it wants to be a I mean, I mean, it's
tell me something good.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
They got their pizza.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
But if you wanted to be a real tell me
something good, they should have just followed the delivery driver
and let him make the delivery and then cuffed and stuffy.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Man, he could totally split.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah, I do have the serene camera footage.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
They're like uniform with the pizza. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Hey, I'm glad they did it, but I would make
sure too that that gets out there. It's also good
PR for the police. Now police they have PR people.
Otherwise it should be all bad stuff. So you also
got to share the good stuff. So that's a good story.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Because I feel like the delivery driver could probably use
the tip. It looks like Little Caesar's. Yea, it was
Little Caesar's in the box. You say that already. I
didn't say. I just said pizza. But yeah, pizza, Pizzaza
pizza there. It is all right, that's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good on the phone in Venice, Florida.
Is justin, Hey, justin, what's up, dude? And then.
Speaker 12 (16:53):
So questions if you got to knock on the door
right now, the door swings open. Executives come in and say, hey,
you're all canceled, show is over, move on with your life.
What would everybody be doing one month today?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
So the answer can't be taking time off, because I
think in a month we might all still be taking
time off.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
So I think his question is what would you do next?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
And if the company's saying you're done, we also can't
use any of their platforms, any of the podcast We
have nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
We can't do any of that.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
We've lost it all.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
We've lost it all. They come and they've they've removed
it all from us. So because that's the easy ant
to wall, just keep doing a podcast. Well, they own
you know, the IP to that podcast, so you can't
do that, amy.
Speaker 7 (17:38):
Okay, So to make money while I figure stuff out,
I for sure would do stuff on social media because.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
I can do that.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I've sell tummy tea and stuff.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
No not tummy t No, stuff I actually use and
really like. I don't know what tummy is, but I know.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
That I could be a social media influencer.
Speaker 7 (17:53):
Well, I would do that while I figure out my
other plan, because I know I can make money that way.
I've done it before and I've backed off and I
know I could go back to it if I needed to.
And then while I'm doing that, I build what I'm
working on right now, which I can't.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Say, which is your invention.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Uh, it's not a it's not an invention.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
It's because that one I think is going to take
more time, the one that I think I could execute
faster already exists.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
I'd just be joining the.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Market your improvement upon an invention exactly.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, So so you would be for sure I would
influencer and then an that's.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
What that's what you're sayingcer, Yes, well am, I.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I know there's not.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
My daughter also, she started this account called like fashion
for my Mom. We haven't done anything with it yet,
but she thinks she doesn't like the way I dress totally,
so she maybe I could partner up with her and
I'll be like, okay, daughter for work. I was like,
let's go ahead and do that account. That you want
to do, and you can dress me. And you know
people can tap tap to get the jenes Eddie.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
What would you do? We're selling the house. We're selling
the house. Freaking out You're immediately going into a crisis. No, no, no,
I'm not freaking out.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
I'm selling the house and whatever we make on the house,
we're moving to Florida.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
I'm gonna buy a boat.
Speaker 9 (19:08):
I'm gonna meet a fishing captain and be like, dude,
let's partner up.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I have the boat.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
You get on my boat, and we charter and we're
just gonna take people out fishing.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
The vibe is gonna be there.
Speaker 9 (19:18):
I'm gonna take my guitar while people are fishing, play
some songs.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Help them in that red fish. Dude, it's gonna be
a blast.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Do you think that your house because you only bought
it a few years ago, Well, I have appreciated so
much that you're gonna have enough.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
For a boat? Maybe maybe not. What if you don't
think credit card? Dude, got it credit card before you?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Do you live on the boat though, or you buy it?
Like enough?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Great question, because you have to buy a new house,
think about it.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
On the boat. But four kids and a wife. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (19:49):
Yeah, so you can buy a smaller house or a
bigger boat and we all live on it. I mean,
there's a lot to think about here, but that's the
You would basically move to Florida and be a fishing guy. Absolutely,
But no, I wouldn't say a charter like you have
to get a guy.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I did a guy who because I don't know the spot. Yeah,
you couldn't guide yourself, right.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
So, I mean I'd spent a couple of weeks going
to the bars talking to people. I'm like, oh, you fish, like,
you know the spots out there, I got a boat.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I got to feel like a couple of weeks at
the bar ends up being a couple of years at
the bar. Yeah, that's really what happens.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I think I'll just eliminate the easy answer of any
sort of media or any sort of comedy or anything
like that, because I think that's that's a boring answer.
I think I'd probably just go be a college instructor
for a while University of Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Just go teach that. I mean, you do love, what
would you teach that? Everybody? Welcome to the class of life. Yeah, yeah,
welcome to the life class.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
I mean those kind of classes exist in college.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Like yeah, I mean I wouldn't teach radio. It's not
a thing I would. I would teach like like digital
media content something like that.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
I like that. You were like a life.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yeah, well life but aka life and they were like,
that's not a real class.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
I'del like one of my favorite classes in was sort
of about life, but it was called chicken sex.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Well ply just for the title to draw, that's.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
What we called it.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
I think it was called like I don't even know, honestly,
I can't remember. Just like all my friends were like,
you sign up for chicken sex. It was like best
class ever. You could do something like that, Yep, I could.
Or I could just do that, Hey, put that on lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I'd probably be a dog walker, make my own hours,
just hang out, you know, you can make money. A
lot of people need people to walk their dogs, and
so you just find it. You know, a few clients
in the neighborhood, and you don't have to really travel far.
I don't have to worry about traffic, go in the morning,
going after noon, whatever, and then I could really buckle
down on you know, getting on.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
A reality show. You might be over that window.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
No, no, because now hold on, now, they do cast the
older person that really they think has no chance of winning.
Like Big Brother just started and there's one older guy
and it's like a bunch of twenty somethings and then
like a forty five or fifty year old dude, and
he's like, you obviously think he's not gonna win because
he's not gonna get along with the twenty year old.
So I'll be the token fifty year old even though
(22:07):
I'm not fifty.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Yeah, good luck man, good luck man.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
It's gonna be even a harder to be cast as
that as a twenty year old because there are a
fewer of those.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, oh that's true. I didn't think about that. It's
all right, hey, keep dogs. But I'll be that he's fishing.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah, I'm teaching for like ten years and off our
run profice probably that Constable or something mount Pine, And.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I'll tell my my my clients on the boat be
like I know that guy Constable Mountain Pine.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yeah, yeah, okay, justin that's what we would do.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
How you feel about that?
Speaker 12 (22:39):
Hey, I like it.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I like it.
Speaker 12 (22:40):
And if you run and if I lived in your.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
State, I'd vote for you, Bobby. I appreciate that, buddy.
Thank you for the call. Hope you have a great morning.
Speaker 12 (22:47):
Yeah, you guys do, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Justin's got a good attitude. Listen to this guy. You
can tell him his voice stuff. Every day is a
good day to Justin. All right, Thanks body, see you later.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
The New York Times at the best movies of the
twenty first century.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
So that would be from the two thousand on? Is
that correct?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
If my centuries get mixed up, the twenty first century
would be from two thousand on, I think, because it's
always like a century ahead.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Yeah. They have as the number one movie Parasite. Awesome movie.
It's awesome. I don't think I put it at number one.
I'd put it in my top ten.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
Parasite, Yeah, like my son watches that like every month.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
We really liked it.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
But I think it was so novel because I think
it was the first like South Korean anything I'd ever
watched through. That's two thousand's on, right, Yeah, okay, so
like Forrest Gump doesn't count, then Dan God is okay,
So they have Parasite at number one, which I agree
was really great. I wouldn't fight that. They have Mulholland
Drive at number two. I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I haven't seen that one.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
What movie Mike hasn't seen the second biggest and best movie.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Of all time?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Has anyone seen mohlland Drive? No Wild, that's number two.
Somebody needs to watch that, Mike, we watched that.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
I will watch.
Speaker 13 (23:54):
Yeah, I'm working through this whole list, actually, the ones
that I've missed all hundred.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, there will be. At number three, that's a good one.
My wife brought that up. Is that about oil?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, Daniel d Lewis. She said, you want to watch
the old Blood? And I was like, I don't want
to watch the blood. Some watch zombies. There's no blood
in zombies.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I just don't have dumb reasons sometimes for not watching
a long movie.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
But I think you would enjoy it. Break it up
into like a couple of sessions. In number four in
the mood for love?
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Why I haven't ever heard of these straight?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Number five is Moonlight? Did I see moon One? Is
that the paper one? Like the newspapers? Is that the
one lunch fox manus watch Out? They got Wiener all
in no No, that was Box of Moonlight. This was
the one at the Oscars.
Speaker 13 (24:37):
Whenever they got the two movies confused, they were like, well,
that's what I know.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I know it's moonlight. Saw what is Moonlight? How do
I describe it?
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Mike?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Without giving it away.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I can just read me what Tomato says. I'm going
to finish six through ten here. Number six, No Country
for Old Man. I didn't see that. My wife watched
it and loved it. That was one one of my
favorites of all time. Number seven and this makes my
top five list of all time. Eternal Sunshine of the
Spotless Mind. Number eight. Get Out with Jordan Peele.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
That movie. Never seen it? It's good? Is that like
scary or just thriller?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
My wife really cornered me on the scary stuff because
I'm like, I don't like scary movies, and she goes,
you'll watch zombies NonStop, and you'll watch Black Mirror, which
is the scariest without blinking an eye. I don't like
jump scares. I think that's why the scary movie thing.
I don't like the Freddy's, the Jason's, and that's all
just jump scare. Hey, you don't like DMNs or serial killers.
(25:35):
I don't mind like watching serial killer shows like documentary,
but I don't like when they just come out of nowhere.
I don't like that. I think that's what I don't like.
Spirited Away as the number nine, number ten social network.
So this is all time. I made my top five list,
but I just did top five all time, and I
don't think all mine are within twenty first century. Because
that Man on the Moon with Jim Carrey he plays
(25:57):
Andy Kaufman at number one. I have Eternal Sunshine and
The Spotless Mine with Jim Carrey at number two. I
at The Truman Show with Jim Carrey at number three.
I wouldn't even consider myself a massive Jim Carrey fan.
But my top three movies are Jim Carrey not being crazy.
That's it, like not being like alrighty. Then number four
Have Heard with Joking Phoenix, so weird.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
That was a good movie though it was weird. It's weird,
but it's happening now. That's what's crazy. It's still happen
like Falls in Love with an AI is operating system. Yeah,
and that was so.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Far ahead of time because people are doing that now.
Number five, I have Forrest Gump, but it doesn't count
in this list.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
And I just put that.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I think I could have put John Wick on there too,
because for that type of movie, John Wick's the best
favorite movie of all time.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Abe in the twenty first century.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I don't care because I didn't follow that rule. Oh well,
one of those.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Yeah, it's like Dirty Dancing, Pretty Woman, Steal Magnoias. Those
are my top three of all all time. But if
you want me to go into the twenty first century,
I'll throw in how to Lose a Guy in Ten Days.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I know what year that was, but I just looked
at that.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
It's like two thousand. Oh wait, I just look it up, and.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Now is that McConaughey. Yeah, and Kate Dadson.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Okay, like maybe because I just watched it recently with
my kids and it holds up like it's so good.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Eddie man, this is crazy.
Speaker 9 (27:15):
Forrest Gump used to be my number one, and I
think Shawshank has taken over that number one spot.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
But as far as the two thousand and one La
La Land, Lola Land's so good. I love Lalla Land
more than Parasite because wasn't that your favorite movie for
a long time? Paris. I love Parasite.
Speaker 9 (27:29):
I think Parasite gave it a five like when I
first watched it.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
But La La Land like Mike.
Speaker 9 (27:33):
For some reason, my kids like La La Land, so
we watch it like every couple of months.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I love that movie. Really good. Lunchboxch year favorite movie
all time, Brave Heart, Box the moon Light. No, no,
not Box the Moonlight.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
I mean I was a fantastic movie, but I would
say Brave Heart takes the cake.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Do you have anything in the two thousands? I would
say Old School? Yeah, that's classic. I mean I was
just so fun, a great movie. Funny, hilarious.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
You know, it's not deep or anything, but it's the
best movie of the two thousands.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I have eleven through twenty. From this list to eleven
is mad Max Fury Road. Oh it's terrible. I liked it.
That was good.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, I liked it. And Charlott's star On's in it,
and I thought she pulled that off. Tom Aret he's
really good. Oh yeah, he was really good in it.
Is he bane? Yes, he's just a good actor, doesn't
vet him. He plays and he's also like a jiu
jitsu fighter in real life.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
That's cool. When the dudes. The air Ba's on the
screen are also Ba's in real life. Yeah. Number twelve
is his own of interest.
Speaker 13 (28:34):
Yeah, it's about a camp in Auschwitz. That the concentration camp,
so you like, you never see what's going on there,
but it's all implied and it's the guy who runs it,
so it's pretty sinister.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
The Children of Men in Glorious Bastards, City of God. Yeah,
Andnglorge Bastards was great, so good. Yeah, Crouching Tiger, Hid
and Dragon at sixteen, Broke Back Mountain at seventeen, that.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Was really good.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Oh yeah, saw it.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
You'd really like it. Lunchbox likes it. I was waiting
for somebody to make some sort of joke. It's a
really good movie.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
No, I wasn't gonna go there because thank you Eddie
did though, Eddie, I'm not sure you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I don't know how to say this one. Why to
Mama Tambien Eto Mama Tambien, thank you? That's it's Can
I have said that any more?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Caucasian? Why too, Mama Tambian? That movie is wild? What
is it?
Speaker 13 (29:27):
It's about these two dudes. I guess it's kind of spoiling.
What happens in it?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
No, don't know about it. Zodiac at nineteen and then
Woof of Wall Street at twenty, which was good. Oh yeah,
did you look at Moonlight? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
It's a young African American man grapples with his identity
and sexuality while experiencing the everyday struggles a childhood, adolescence
and Burjonning adulthood burgeoning.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Sure, all right, good, okay, I wis should I'll pick
a movie we haven't seen from this liston watch it.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I've never seen Crouching Tiger, Hitt and Dragon. I think
I watched that back in the day. I think it
was pretty good. I think I'll watch.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
There Will Be Blood because that want to be easy?
When to get my wife to watch? Because she's the
one who brought it up? And you want to take
on one of these, you got a couple of weeks,
there's no rush.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
What do you have?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Well?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Can I just assign one to you? Yeah? But I
want you to do why to Mama Tambia?
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Hook it up?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
It Spanish the whole thing. Yeah, it's in Spanish the
whole time. Yo. Okay, okay, how about you watch What's
Wrong with Spanish?
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Amy Nada?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Good? Answer. How about you watch watch Moonlight?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Okay, and then Mike, you're gonna watch Mohland Drive, and
then lunchbox Man.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I was gonna watch moon Holland Drive.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
But I'll look at the list, just I'll look at
I don't can't remember all twenty, but I'll find one.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
It'll be good. Well, you gotta say now, well, yeah,
that's a point of the bit. I can just assign
you one. Fine, tom Beyond. Okay, you're gonna what Mama.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
You're gonna watch y to Mama, Tommy, Oh my gosh,
love to love it. Okay, Eddie has their movies. Good, Yeah,
in a couple of weeks, no reps. Just let me
know when you watch it.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
And I'm doing croshing Tiger. Yeah, that'll be good. All right,
thank you. We'll spin the wheel.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Whatever letter it lands on, we will draft awesome things
that start with this letter. Spin that out. Now, Eddie
goes first. We just rolled the dice backstage. The letter
is B. Be all right, awesome things that start with
the letter B. Eddie, have twenty seconds to think of
(31:42):
your first answer. Okay, well, awesome things that thinks start
with the letter B.
Speaker 9 (31:48):
Wow, this is crazy. I think this has to be
my number one. Usually go foods, but this isn't a food.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, five seconds.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
My first pick of the b draft is Bobby Bones show.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Let's go.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
All right, that's not eliminate straight Bobby Bones, I think
so right part of the show.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with babies. Oh that's really good.
That's really good. Babies awesome things to start with. Be Amy.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Basketball.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
It's a tough first round pick. I feel like a
lot of people.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Like that on a lot of people like basketball in sport. Yeah,
it's a good one.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Lunchboxes, easy, guys. It starts with be give me booby.
Oh my god. Okay, Morgan, I'm gonna go with booze.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
That was good, you think so for her fish love.
Speaker 7 (32:59):
You know what, historically in our letter drafts, all the
alcohol ones.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Have done really well.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
So okay, So Morgan, you have booze first. Now in
the second round.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Go ahead, okay, okay, funny, Okay. I think I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Go with.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
It's half of the population. I'm gonna go with boys.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Boos and boys nothing. All right, lunchbox, you have boobies.
I have boobs. Boobies, whichever way you want to determine it.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
And when you see boobies, where are you at?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
You're on a boat. Give me boats. Okay, boats and
boobs pretty good. Amy. You have basketball.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
Basketball is not terrible.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
You're right, it's not terrible.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Burgers good basketball and burgers. That's not Amy.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
I love burgers.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
I'm gonna go to add to babies. I'm gonna add birthdays.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Dude, that's so good.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Dang it, Eddie, you've chosen Bobby Bone Show. What is
gonna be your second one? There awesome things to start with.
Be one of my favorite places to go in the
whole wide world.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
It's the beach. Loves beach. Beach is good. I don't
thinking about that.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Okay, one more round, Eddie will go first again. Third round.
Sneak again, Bobby Bone Show. Beach and you know what, man, summertime.
What do we like to do in the summer.
Speaker 9 (34:36):
We like to be outside in the backyard and barbecue.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
That's what I had that that's what it's gone.
Speaker 14 (34:45):
Now.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I have babies and birthdays. I'm gonna add bacon. Really
good baby's birthdays and bacon.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Amy, you have basketball and burgers.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Basketball.
Speaker 7 (35:01):
Person, I'm trying to think of the flow, like what
would flow? Basketball burgers and bingo? Uh huh, basketball burgers
and Brad Pitt works?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
All right, I need an answer.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
Go with that, Amy, Okay, I'm gonna go with basketball
burgers and bud light.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Morgan has all boots. You can't do another boot.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
Okay, basketball burgers and.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Basketball burgers and Brad Pitt.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Okay, lunchbox you boobies and boats, boobies boats.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I was thinking.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
About doing the opposite of what Morgan said.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
You know you said boys.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
I was thinking about calling them some, but I don't
know if I can say that word.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Let me have a different word. They're called be No, No,
I can't say that. Okay, then I'll go with boobs boats.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
And it's a bird.
Speaker 9 (36:13):
Give me birds, Amy, that's what you're.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Listening, Amy. That would have fit you. I don't know
that it's a good one, but I know that would
have fit you.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
I know.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
I can't believe I didn't think of.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Birds and bread, Morgan.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Bread is a I don't know why are you giving him?
I know why? I mean? Now, Amy, can I go back? Morgan?
I did?
Speaker 7 (36:35):
I did have bread written down, but I'm stuck between
bread and I've got I'm the last one.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
So I got bread, I've.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
Got bowling, I've got my bed because everybody.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Loves their bed.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
I thought Lunchbox was gonna go boobs, boats and butts
because that would have been him.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yeah, I was thinking babes, but oh babes. I wasn't
thinking pc. That was the other word. I was thinking
with birds.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Last time in bed.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Everybody loves their Moran boos. Boys in bed. Yeah, that's
the life right there. Bobby, who's gonna lose?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
That sounds like a pie Booh. So Eddie has Bobby Bones, show,
beach and barbecue.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
That's the winner. I have babies, birthdays and bacon. Solid.
It's not better, but it's solid. I mean, babies is
just huge. I think you have a good one this time.
Amy has basketball, burgers and Brad Pitt. That might be
the loser. Lunchbog has Booby's boats and birds. That might
be a loser too. Yeah, boys in bed.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
If any guy doesn't vote for boobs, they're idiots. And
if their women don't like their moves.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
And I don't know what's wrong with them, go vote
at Bobbybones dot com. The letter is be We picked
awesome things to start with bee and we'll have someone
eliminated tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
The next day. Go vote at bobbybones dot com.
Speaker 11 (37:50):
It's time for the good news, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
A couple tell me something good, boy smails.
Speaker 8 (37:58):
I actually called it in a couple of months ago,
and I left a voicemail. I was super discouraged about
finishing up school. I had said, I missed a few deadlines,
things like that. I officially graduated with my master's degree.
I applied for my first job and they hired me.
I'm licensed with in my state. So thanks for the
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positivity every day.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Nice job, that's awesome, A great job, great job. All right,
here's another one.
Speaker 14 (38:27):
Coming back from East Texas to see my granny and
just found out that she is cancer free.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
Like booo.
Speaker 4 (38:34):
But yeah, if it wasn't for.
Speaker 14 (38:35):
Your show, I would not have been that toteen hour
car ride all through the way.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (38:39):
Just shout out to y'all and shout out to the
good Lord both because my granny is cancer free.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Shout out to granny too. Yeah, granny too. So we
love those voicemails.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
If you have a tell me something good voicemail, leave
us one eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
There you go. That's what it's all about. That was
telling me something good in the mall. And it's a
radio and the Dodgers.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Already and his lunchbox more Game two Steve red and
it's trying to put you through fog.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this.
Speaker 14 (39:25):
The Bobby balls.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
And now the Morning Corny, The Morning Corny.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
What did the pigs say while laying on the beach?
Speaker 2 (39:35):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (39:36):
I'm bacon?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
That was the Morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
So a plane returned back to Los Angeles after one
of its engines catches on fire, and you can see it.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Listen to this clip.
Speaker 10 (39:53):
A plane had to return to l a X when
it caught fire.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
Flight was headed to Minneapolis.
Speaker 10 (39:58):
Shortly after takeoff, there's spotted flames coming from the right engine.
Video showing those sparks flying as the plane made the
emergency landing. The FAA is investigating, but thankfully nobody was injured.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Can you imagine the mayhem on a plane when there's
fire coming out of a wing? Yeah, people screaming, because
I'm sure they ain't all being calm.
Speaker 9 (40:19):
If you saw it first would you hit the button
or would you run to the cockpit Neither?
Speaker 3 (40:25):
Yes, Well if I run to the cockpits and it's
gonna tackle me, oh really yeah No, I'm not gonna
yell anything.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
No, you guys are doing things that are going to
create like hap.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
What I'm going to do if I see it is
I'm going to first record it for TikTok of course, yes,
and then I'm going to walk up slowly to the
flight attend to and go, hey, I don't want to
create any sort of chaos here, but the wing is
on fire. And then I'm gonna slowly walk back to
my seat because I don't people going crazy up there.
Speaker 5 (40:51):
You see, I was picturing more like the wing.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Is on fire right.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
Too?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
That's option ye, wing is on fire.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
I'm gonna do it selfie mode. The wing is then
show it as well. But luckily there was no crash.
Luckily nobody died. But you see sparks. It looks like
because I had to learn how to weld, and it
looks like when you're welding, the sparks coming out, that's
what's coming out of the wing.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
How do you not crash after that? Like I feel
like fire pilot, what's up? If one engine goes down?
What happened?
Speaker 6 (41:19):
What?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
What do you know about this?
Speaker 7 (41:22):
I mean if it's sparking it on fire, I don't know.
But I think I don't know if you would shut
the engines down and then turn it into a glider.
Speaker 5 (41:31):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Those hug can do it though, one you can do it.
One engine goes down when edge, you can do it.
Speaker 7 (41:36):
But you don't want to just go on one edge
powerful You could need to find a way to land.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (41:41):
My only ex husband pilot situation story is he had
no engine, no propeller, nothing.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Commercial airplanes with two or more engines are designed to
land safely with one engine out. Okay, that's good, but
it's it's like having you give away a kidney. I
if your good one goes out, you got none. Yeah,
so they don't like to go out more than one engine.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Anyway. Everybody have good morning. Aybody traveling at her today?
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Bobby Bone's showy up today.
Speaker 4 (42:08):
This story comes us from Wisconsin. A woman will serve
ten days in jail after she forged eight hundred lottery
tickets and cashed in two thousand eight hundred dollars in winnings.
She worked at the gas station, so instead of paying
for them, she would just hit the machine print print print,
and they would print tickets and then she would just
(42:29):
take them and if they won, she'd go to another
gas station cash them in.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
You know why this probably almost worked is because she
never did it for like a million dollars. Yeah, a
low number, because if she did two thousand, what was
at number?
Speaker 4 (42:43):
She won two eight hundred dollars in winnings.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
So she was small Amountain you go on for fifty grand.
You gotta take a picture of the check, right, But
she got lucky.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
I mean, she doesn't know what she's gonna win. She's
just printing numbers and waiting for them to be drawn
and whatever wins wins.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, I mean she got lucky. But she made her
ods better by printing out more tickets and having those numbers.
So cool, no, not so cool?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
No, not cool.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
Now she doesn't get to work there anymore. She'll probably
go to jail.
Speaker 4 (43:08):
Ten days and then she's on probation for a couple
of years and she has to pay a fine.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Ten days seems like not a lot of time.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Well, it's because it's only two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yeah, but she shouldn't be like a tempted robbery. The
amount of times she printed, not the amount she won.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't feel like we need
to lock her up for that long.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
She's okay, I'm Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Here's Trent in Texas.
Speaker 14 (43:36):
Lunchbox dropped the pepsi glass and it shatters everywhere. I
don't know if this has anything. He dropped the pickle
glass too, and it shattered and he had to go
get surgery on his foot. Do y'all realize every time
Lunchbox goes on vacation him or if someone in his
family is in the emergency room, have a good one.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
He really comes back, it's something wrong or something like
a walking hazard.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
You know something's not right. I am a walking hazard.
But look the pickle jar.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
I thought I got all the glass out, like I
dropped it and there was glass in my foot, and
I went to the urgent care and they took glass
out and I was like, I'm good to go. But then,
like we came back from vacation, I still couldn't walk
and I just went to the Bania trist and he
was like, oh man, I gotta do surgery. There's glass
still in there. And they had to cut my foot
back open.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Here's the audio of Lunchbox dropping the glass in the
studio like last week. All right, swetch over, thank you everybody.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
What happened.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
That that that like the there's some percussion in that
big time.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Here's what's crazy that PTSD that glass when it dropped,
I was like, oh my gosh. And I didn't even
when I dropped the pickle jar. I didn't even step
on the glass, like you know how the glass shot
hit Mike D.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
It shot fifteen feet across the room. A massive shard
in hit Mike D.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
I the pickle jar was headed for my foot and
I kind of recoiled backwards in the glass exploded and
shot into my foot like I didn't step on it.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
Oh wow, that's great.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
And I was like when Mike Ny was like, oh man,
it hit me, I was like, oh my gosh, what
if it would have gone in and like it went
in me.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Uh the pressure of that because you didn't hear it
one more time? All right, switch over, thank you everybody.
It Pops Pops. Here's another voicemail. Hit me with that one.
Speaker 9 (45:24):
I recently had a carpet cleaning company come out and
clean the carpets in my grandparents' house.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
They did a fantastic job, so long with paying for
the service, I also gave each of the workers a tip.
There was two of them.
Speaker 8 (45:36):
I gave them each fifteen.
Speaker 12 (45:37):
Dollars and said, here, I'll pay for part of your
lunch today.
Speaker 14 (45:40):
I know Beta Box.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Probably wouldn't tip, but I'm curious about the rest of
the show.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
Love the show, Beta Bog great. I would have probably
give him a twenty each. I'd I'd have given them
whatever I had a double denomination of in my wallet.
So if I'd had two hundred bills, I'd give them
hundred bucks. What if I'd had two twenties. When I
go to Sonic, if I get a water, listen, I'm
in a good place now. I'll give them a hundred
bucks on the water if that's all I have. But
(46:06):
if all I have is a ten or twenty, I'll
give them that.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
So whatever you just have two ones would make I
just have two ones?
Speaker 14 (46:13):
One?
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Oh no, no, I've been mo. I would then go, hey,
what's your Venmo or your cash app, and I'll tip
you at least twenty bucks.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
That's smart.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
So I don't feel as weird about doing that anymore.
I used to do that. I used to feel weird
to be like, you're telling.
Speaker 9 (46:25):
Them like, I'm sorry, I only have one hundred in here,
I just don't have anything smaller, or I would tip you.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
That's like a humble brag. But I'll still like, I.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Would just give them a hundred.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
No no, no, no, oh, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
You know what I like is sometimes I've done it
where I write.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Them a check. No no, no, no tip yeah, and then
the great thing is they never cash it.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
But how how much is the check?
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Twenty twenty bucks? Like when we moved here, I tip
the guy in check never cashed it. Love it, man,
That is a surefire away to like, act like you're tipping,
and then I ever had to pay you.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
So my answer is I would have given them twenty
bucks each. I would have done what those caller did.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
That's nice.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
If I'd had two twenties, I would have tried to
have two twenties in my wallet because I knew they
were coming over. So yes, Amy, I feel like you
do the same thing.
Speaker 5 (47:13):
Yeah, I would sort of check and see what I have.
Speaker 7 (47:14):
I mean, I would maybe even do a ten each
if I don't know, because getting the carpets and the
couches clean, I mean it can, it can add up.
But like it's already expensive, so then if you add
another forty or fifty dollars on top of that, that
could be a lot.
Speaker 9 (47:30):
Buddy, I'm more old school. I give them like, you
guys want a beer, man, you guys killed it. You
guys did awesome. Can I get you guys a couple
of beers?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
They're probably like, we got rented by bro. We can't
pay rent with beer. We got another job to go to.
We can't go drunk and lunchbox. You would have done
what no too. I mean, they did their job. Thank
you for coming. You didn't do anything out of the ordinary.
You did your job period.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
Thank you for the question. There's the answer, and you
can leave us a voicemail at any time. Eight seven,
seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's how to do it. Thank you,
We'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody, Mister Bobby Bolgers. The
Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang by
Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at red Yarberry
(48:15):
Scuba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo, Head of Production. I'm
Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you
for listening to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
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