MON: Bobby May Have Harassed Someone + Who We'd Call If We Were Kidnapped + What He Hope People Say About Us When We're Not Around

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the show. Hope you had a good weekend.
More in studio morning. Okay, Kimberly is returning to try
to win shoes. She did not win the first time.
We're gonna give her a second chance to win some

(00:21):
of my shoes. Then we'll get into the old anonymous inbox.
I got an email because somebody bought I'm gonna brought
a baby to a bar. No, that's a that's a movie.
Somebody brought a baby to a birthday party.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
What's the movie though, Sweet Home Alabama Baby.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the bonehead story of the day.
All coming up. Glad you guys are here. It's Monday show.
Let's get started. We have call her. Kimberly back on
the phone. She lost a couple of days ago playing
riddle me this. She wants to win some of my
shoes for her nephew. There are some really great shoes.
There's some Jordan's. There're Jordan one retro High's remakes at
the nineteen eighty five Michael Jordan's retail about four hundred

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bucks of only every one on once or twice. They're awesome.
I want to give them away now. Amy, you won
last time. But she didn't pick you, so she didn't
win the shoes. This is our second and last time
to compete. You will now be playing for Kimberly against Lunchbox. Kimberly,
how are you feeling today?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
You know I'm back and we're ready to revenge. You
know my loss, and I believe in Amy.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Kimberly sounds just like she did the other day when
she said I believe in Eddie.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
You know what she believes and whomever. Ye yes, Okay,
this is the last chance. Amy. You have to win
this for Kimberly. We do know that Lunchbox will not
throw the game. That was for sure. That's for sure.
Five questions and riddle me this all kids, read olds
five questions. Write your answers down. First. One's gonna be

(01:47):
a little tough. I feel like we're in the major
leagues here, Sorry, Eddie. That's for cows the miners. Jimmy's
mother had four children. She named the first Monday. She
named the second Tuesday. She named the third Winnesday Day.
What's the name of the fourth child? I'm gonna read
it again. Jimmy's mother had four children. She named the

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first Monday. She named the second Tuesday. She named the
third Wednesday. What's the name of the fourth child? Fifteen seconds.
Jimmy's mother had four children. She named the first Monday,
name the second Tuesday named the third Wednesday. What's the
name of the fourth child? Five seconds?

Speaker 3 (02:32):
And then.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
That's probably been in for about that hour. He got
he was in yesterday. You know the question lunchbox Jimmy, Amy, Jimmy,
that's correct, Jimmy's mother, Jimmy's mother. Any what you got
that one? I want to go on Thursday. Appreciate joh honesty.
Next up, there are two ducks in front of a duck,

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two ducks behind a duck, and a duck in the middle.
How many ducks are there? Holy exactly, I'm gonna read
it again. This is the major leagues, guys. There are
two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind
a duck, and a duck in the middle. How many

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ducks are there? You're gonna pick Thursday again. I'm still
thinking about it. He comes in strong, Amy comes in
lunchbox five, wrong, Amy five wrong? Three. There are two

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ducks in front of a duck. Two ducks, then one.
There are two ducks behind a duck. Two ducks are
behind the one duck that's still three, and a duck
in the middle. That's three. There are three ducks. Oh,
they're in a line. Got it? Oh, I have the
one in the middle. About your wrong answers, guys, Yeah,
explain your wrong answers all day, but do it. We're

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not on the air.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, stupid, you didn't say they were in the line.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
What has a thousand needles but cannot sew? What is
a thousand needles but cannot sew?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Little? Mean this man thousand?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I'm over to win Amy lunchbox, pin cushion, porcupine. That's weird.
Ben cushion can have like three thousand? Are we sure
porkypine has a thousand? About more than a pin cushion.
I'm not really going to fact check it. I'm just
going with the sheet. But I feel you. Amy takes

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the lead by one.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Kimberly, how you feeling, I'm feeling really good?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Two questions left. Riddle me this a man perishes of
old age on his twenty fifth birthday. How O the
way a porcupine has roughly thirty thousand needle quills?

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, so they at least have a thousand, they have
a dollar. So if they have thirty thousand, they have
a dollar.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
What has a thousand quills? Yes, we're not even the
facts were true.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Can we focus on the one at hand?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I thank you for saying that I give myself a
yellow card. I've never done that before. I give myself
a yellow card. But if I get a rid of
we quit. We just go home. A man perishes of
old age on his twenty fifth birthday? How riddle me
this five seconds time? I think lunch might have it.

(06:05):
He's setting up straight amy. I'm gonna go to you first.
A man parishes of old age and his twenty fifth birthday?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
How I just have old age. That's gotta be something.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, because it's a riddoid is something? Okay, Lunchbox. Yeah,
he was born on a leap here. Correct, he was
born in February twenty ninth.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I mean, but those people still celebrate their birthday yellow card.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
We both have one, me and you both. It sucks.
I know, I know. You know what him for arguing
piggles too. Whatever you did, you came back and you're like, oh,
yellow card, somebody else, get one to walk bro out
here yellow cards. We're down, all.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Right, and then Kimberly just gets the shoes and then.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Whoa last one?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Last one?

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
When I'm ripe, I'm green. When you eat me, I'm red,
And when you spit me out, I'm black. What am I?

Speaker 3 (06:59):
When I'm ripe?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I'm green? When you eat me, I'm red. When you
spin me out, I'm black? What am I m for
the wind? You two stop talking? It doesn't matter because
you're doing mouthing even though when I'm right, yeah, I'll

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give it to one more time. When I'm right, I'm green.
When you eat me, I'm red. When you spin me out,
I'm black? What am I? An answer?

Speaker 5 (07:34):
In three seconds?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
I think he has that. I think he's possibly No,
I just got it right now. I think he's George Jones?
And what do you have? Watermelon?

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Watermelon?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Correct? Speed around with speed round? There are three buzzing
with your name? There are three? Okay, here we go.
I turn once? What is out will not get in?
I turn again? What is in will not get out?

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Am I?

Speaker 4 (08:01):
What?

Speaker 1 (08:03):
I turn once? What is out will not get in?
I turn again? What is in will not get out?
Lunchbox a lock incorrect I turned once, what is out
will not get in? I turn again? What is in?
Will not get out? What am I?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
A little coin slot machine?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
They turn them the key.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
What you go in? And what.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
There was on it?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
All like a picture of my head was sticking a
corner in one of those stupid gumball machines.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Am' trying to play the game where you land a
corner and it pushes off the edge?

Speaker 6 (08:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, yeah, right? Two left. An elephant in Africa is
called La La. An elephant in Asia is called Lulu.
What do you call an elephant in Antarctica? Lunchbock, lunchbox,
larn and is frozen? Incorrect?

Speaker 3 (09:02):
What not? That it's not that there's not any.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Because there literally is one. What do you call an
elephant Antarctica?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
There's an elephant.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
An elephant in Atfork is called La La. An elephant
Asia is called Lulu. What do you call an elephant
in Antarctica?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
An elephant lost?

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Ah, that's funny, that's more of a joke. That's elephant humor.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I got it when you.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Lost, But is it really called Lulu? And La La?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
And I just last one buzzing with your name? Okay, yep,
what's something you can put in your pocket that keeps
it empty? Lunchbox, a whole? You're your minute, handy. How

(10:04):
does the dog do when you get the barrel? What's
the sound like you got?

Speaker 3 (10:09):
It's like that was easy for you.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Hey, don't be going one though.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
He won.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Kimberly.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
I don't know that, Kimberly.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Here's what I want to do, guys. These shoes may
be lost before Kimberly gets back on, but in the
next couple of weeks it's called Kimberly back and give
her another shout. Okay, guys, Kimberly, I'm sorry you did
not win. It went down to the wire, but we
appreciate you listening. We will give you one more chance
the next couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Okay, thanks for trying. I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Guys. Okay, that's sad. You run to day you like it?
That feel good? Nothing to do with anything, Nothing to
do with anything. Okay, do this.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
The question?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Hello, Bobby Bones. Recently I threw a low key birthday
party with about ten friends snacks, drinks, games. My friend
showed up with her seven month old baby, which I
was not expecting. The baby started crying almost immediately and
didn't stop for nearly an hour. It was so loud
that it made it hard to enjoy the party. Guests
were getting uncomfortable. I pulled her aside and said, hey,
can you step outside or take a break in another

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room until the baby is calmed down. She got upset,
said I should be more understanding, and she left. Now
she's not speaking to me. Some say I was rude,
Others say I was just protecting the party vibe. Am
I the jerk here and the one who needs to apologize?
Or was she wrong to bring a baby to a party?
Signed party pooper? Well, I think this is going to
be tough to go. One's wrong, ones right. I think

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it's weird to bring a baby to a party without
letting somebody know you're bringing a baby. I don't know
if there's a rule it gets bringing a baby to
a party, But if it's all adults and there aren't
going to have babies.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
There and you normally.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
It's cool if I don't have to be to watch her.
Is it cool if I bring her like? I don't
like that? Probably could have happened, but it didn't. Okay,
so so far, nobody's wrong. It feels a little, a
little weird, but no, nobody's wrong. The baby then won't
be quiet, it's ruining other people's night. It's up to
the parent, but it's their responsibility to take care of

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that baby if it's out in a different room, if
it's outside, and not ruin the night for everyone else.
Can we all agree on that part? Yeah, okay, so
she took the baby great, it's the baby's great. Nobody cares.
Not a big deal. Baby's not great, baby's sick, baby's crying,
baby's scared, baby's hungry. I don't know, but they don't know.
Babies do. Baby cries. That's on her to make sure

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that everybody's night isn't run because of her baby. She
was being very selfish in that aspect. She gets upset
and leaves. That's not your issue. You did nothing wrong.
It was your party. You didn't get mad when the
baby showed up. You didn't get mad when the baby
started crying. Initially, the only thing was you asked her
could she do something to resolve what had been happening

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for a while with the crying baby? And that's on her.
Probably she's not even mad at you. She's probably tired,
she's probably irritable.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
And she's adjusting.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Like baby's only seven month old, so she's like, oh,
I want to be with my friends and I want
to hang out.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
And yeah, that's a great point. You are not the
jerk here. I also want to say, I don't think
she's the jerk here either. I think there were some
decisions made, mostly on her part, some judgments that were made.
I'm not even say bad judgments, some ignorant judgments because
she hadn't been through the process before in a similar situation.
Show her some grace. But you are not the jerk.

(13:51):
You as your party, and it's your party. And that
baby won't cry if you don't want it to, won't
cry if you don't want it to. Won't cry if
you don't want it to. It's it. Won't cry too.
If it happens to you, you.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Would cry too.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah the baby crying, Yeah, thank you. Uh, you're not
the jerk. Don't lose a friendship over this, though, because
she's probably tired and there's a lot happening with her
as well. All right, close it up. One year ago today.
Everybody go to their phones, find one year ago today.
A picture from one year ago today? What were you
doing one year ago today? I can go first. This

(14:30):
is like your own time machine. So one year ago today,
and I'll give you two because one is kind of
interesting and one's kind of stupid. I'm standing with Miss America.
Picture me and Miss America.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Hello. We were at the Grand Ole Opry. I was
performing and doing a television show and she was there
because she I believe it was a former Air Force
officer and it was a military night we were taping
for a television show. And also she was from Arkansas.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
I believe.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's super cool and she was super nice. Oh that's
me and Miss America's special. And the other picture I
have is this. I don't know who this fella is,
but I like his clothes screenshot. He looks like a
British guy, is pale, but he's in a field and
he has on like a button up and a big
brown belt and some khaki shorts short and I was like,
I'm really feeling that vibe. So I screenshot in case

(15:19):
I wanted to buy those clothes. Oh that's when you
thinking about that one any It almost looks like you
from here. Yeah, he's much better like but he's like
in a field in like Ireland or something.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
I've never really seen you dress that way.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I haven't. I don't think it. I don't think so.
But I loved the thoughts, like, man, I should wish
I could pull that off. That's me one year ago today, Amy.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
This is me and my best friend Andrea, and we're
at my son's track meet.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
I hit one of his first track meets. Like did
he just start running track a year ago or was he?

Speaker 7 (15:49):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, well track season had started and track season just
started just now too.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Like he's got a special memory.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah he did. It's a good job.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Okay, there you go, yeah job. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
I have another video from that same day where I
think I was doing some sneaky filming.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I'm filming something.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
This is just weird because I'm filming my daughter but
she's opening a box that there's no reason to film her.
But because my best friend Andrew was in town, what
I was really doing my ex husband had a girlfriend
at the time. They were in the background and this
is embarrassing, but I wanted.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
To show I don't understand. I want to I would
like to understand, So please slow down on that one.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
So it was kind of like because I didn't the first.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
One was kind of boring, but I knew it was
only boring because she was holds on the back.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Because then I was like, oh, I really want to
say this, but it's like, hey, you know it's relatable.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Well, I think yeah, my husband or my ex husband.
I was just trying to get a.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Video of of them.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Are you taking? Are you taking the video?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
I've got a video, you're shooting it. Yeah, of my
daughter's in my car, but they're kind of behind, like
in the distance.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Oh god, it so there. You're out of place and
they're there and you're you're recording your daughter. But you're like,
if you see a celebrity, you're actually like gotta be like, like,
I'm taking a picture of Eddie, but really, Garth Brooks
is behind Eddie trying to get guard.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
My friend was in town and she she didn't go
with me to do that.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
But I'm like, oh, see here this new girlfriend.

Speaker 8 (17:25):
Yeah, that's fine, it's.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Innocent, it's fine, that's story.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yeah, everybody does that, right, Yeah, we're not judging you.
Good see you. I don't judge you. Eddie sho man.

Speaker 7 (17:43):
Mine immediately makes me upset, like immediately. And it's a
picture of just a road, like you just see the
road right. But this is a picture my wife sent
me because she ran out of gas, and that's She's like,
this is my location, this is.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Where I am.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I need you to rescue me.

Speaker 7 (17:59):
And man, I look at this picture and immediately I'm
upset again.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
That funny, A good one.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Thanks for bringing that up lunchbox one year ago today
on your phone. I don't know if I want to
show you guys this, we might not want to see
it every being honest, is it Harry, it's Harry.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
We don't want to see it.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
What do you got? It is me at the old
building with my wife.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Huh oh no, and we are taking pictures of everything
on the palette because she wanted to do detailed descriptions.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
We don't talk about that.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
She wanted to do detailed descriptions on all the posts
when I just wanted to put arning board sweater.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
For those who don't know, we bought a palette as
a group. We still don't have the money back from it.
We all put out a bunch of money. You buy
all this stuff, it's returns and you sell it. Individually.
Lunchbox went rage roid rage on the air. One point.
We still don't have our money. It's a bad thing,
but that's good. How about that?

Speaker 4 (18:53):
So one year ago I was getting all these pictures
so she could look up detailed item numbers on the
internet and have great descriptions. And some of these items
are still listed on Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Not sould. We've not seen a dollar. Now I'm more upset. Yeah,
now I'm upset too.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
That was one year ago.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I didn't want to bring it back.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Guy.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
This why I didn't want to show you guys one
year ago today.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, I was hanging out with a shark.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
And what do you do to you to get that nickname?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
It was not a dude, It was a stuff shark.
I went to a shark pop up bar.

Speaker 9 (19:22):
It was for a shark week and this whole bar
did like a decoration of sharks.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
So I was hanging out with a shark, drinking shark drinks.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
I don't like how Lunchbox it made me feel. Oh man,
that really a bad time for us here on the show.
I tried to bring it back. That's a dark hair,
pale man, that's a dark hair.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
I still see some those items sitting in my house,
going why don't they might.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Buy those less money? Though still to this I know,
I'm still trying to get them all out. Let's play
this song I need. I'm gonna take a walk and
I'll go with Yeah, We'll play a song. It's time
for the good news.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
How much Box.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Eighteen year old Zachary has a heart condition see rebro palsy,
and he had a make a wish coming up and
he's like, I want to go see Jelly Roll in concert,
so make a wish, Like, hey, you're going to see
jelly Roll. And so he's in the hotel the morning
of the concert and he's eating breakfast and they're talking
at the table when the bus driver Jelly rolls bus

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driver hears about what they're doing there.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Oh he heard about that's cool, and oh I didn't
expect this to be the wrinkle.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
And he goes to Jelly Roll and says, hey, man,
you got this guy that's doing to make a wish.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
You got to bring him backstage. You got to meet him.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
And so Jelly Roll meets him and then in the
middle of the concert he starts shouting Zachary out. Zach
Rie dedicates a song to him, and then the whole
crowd starts going, zack Rie, zach Rie, zach Rie.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
That's awesome. I thought that they probably called jelly roll
and he's like, yeah, but the fact that the bus
driver just heard it and it made it that's super cool.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Yes, save Me is Zachary's favorite song.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
So he's like, I want to let's go again. Save Me,
got it?

Speaker 4 (21:00):
And so Jolly Rowl's like, I want to dedicate this
to zach gar.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Sing a little bit of.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
That save Me tonight, save Me when I need help,
try more time I need a favor.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Oh it is.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
I won't just say.

Speaker 8 (21:23):
Nice, but I'm all right, Okay, that's it. That's what
it's all about. That was telling me something good. We
got this voicemail from a dad named Alan.

Speaker 10 (21:34):
Bobby my son is eleven years old and wants his
first pair of Jordan's. He's willing to buy them, but
he wants to buy the cheapest ones.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
He can, just so he could have them.

Speaker 11 (21:46):
Should he pay a little bit more for.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
A little better Jordan's or would the cheap ones be
just as good?

Speaker 11 (21:52):
Thank you love to show thank you for calling.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
And I gave the answer without the context. But now
I have Alan on the phone. Alan, thank you for
joining us. Alan's in Mississippi. Good morning Alan, Good morning, Bobby,
Good morning studio. More so, what size is your son?

Speaker 10 (22:08):
She wise, He's like, he's eleven years old, so he's
like size four.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Okay, And here he already wants Jordan's Like what why? Whow?
Why does he want Jordan does his friends I'm assuming
you want Jordan wants the classics? Like I don't know
what he wants specifically, Yeah, he wants them because all
his friends have Jordan's. And did they have really cool
Jordan's or do they have like I'm not gonna say
bad ones, because aren't bad ones, but there's like the
ninety dollars to one hundred dollars version that you can

(22:34):
go to foot locker and get. Did they mostly have those?

Speaker 10 (22:37):
I don't know what they have, but I know the
other day he was on series like Siri, what are
the cheapest Jordans?

Speaker 5 (22:44):
And that's where I was like, you can't buy the
cheap Jordans.

Speaker 10 (22:47):
It's his own money too, right, Yeah, yeah, he's pulling
it out of his piggy bank.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
And why do you push back on this is it
because you know, basically in life you get what you
pay for for the most part, or you like, no,
you're representing me. You need to go some real, real
cool ones. No, he's gonna tear him up.

Speaker 10 (23:06):
And if he gets cheap ones, then they're gonna be
done in a month.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
So what if he tears up nice ones? Though? Like,
does that matter to you? Because you know the nice
ones aren't really I'm not gonna say in better shape,
They're just a better, a different, more valuable style. Okay.

Speaker 10 (23:23):
I think the big concern I had was, Yeah, were
they gonna tear up quicker by being the cheaper version?

Speaker 1 (23:28):
So I'm gonna say generally no. And if he's never
had a pair and he's buying him with his own money,
I'm gonna say I would let him get the ones
he wants to get. But my advice, and you may
have heard a little bit of it, was I give
him the opportunity to, you know, work up some money,
and you meet him halfway for the rest of it.
If he wants some nicer ones. If he doesn't want
nicer ones, heck, let him buy the cheap ones and

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work toward a bigger, nicer pair. I mean, if he
wore size eleven, I'd give him some awesome ones, but
it sounds like he's just eleven and whar's the size four?
And that would be kind of like bozo big fat
shoes there, so he would wear them. My advice would
be let him buy the shoes that he wants to buy.
And this is gonna be a really good learning lesson.
And how does he have money? By the way, birthdays

(24:11):
he does little work for me, you know.

Speaker 10 (24:13):
But yeah, like his allowance is like two bucks a week,
but he saves it.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Is he a good kid? Good kid or no or
medium kid or bad kidder? What?

Speaker 10 (24:21):
No, he's a super good kid and he's responsible with
his money, you know.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Man.

Speaker 10 (24:25):
He pulls out money from his birthday six months ago.
He's like, Dad, I got one hundred dollars? Can I
can I get this?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
I'm like, whoa, what's he What's he gonna do? What's
he gonna spend on these Jordans? What does he have?
He wants to spend like seventy five bucks? Okay, That's
what I'm gonna do. If he's a good kid, I'm
a massive shoe nerd and fan, let him buy those
Jordans and size four. Right, yeah, okay, I'm gonna get
your address, and I'm gonna and don't tell him. I
don't even want it to be for me, but you're

(24:52):
proud of You're proud of him because he works already
spend his own money on his Jordan's. I'm gonna send
a really sick pair of size for Jordans to your house,
but it's gonna be from you, not from me, And
you're proud of him, and you want him to wear
these and nicer places. But he can wear those to
school when he's just screwing around. That's awesome, right, because

(25:12):
it's also the value of shoe. Right, I really have
shoes that I love that I don't wear if I'm
just gonna go walking down the street. But I do
have something that are semi nice that I'll go chilling.
So let's do that. So he's a great kid. The
only promise I want is you're not gonna say it's
for me. You're gonna say that it's from you, and
these are for whenever he's doing something nicer and you're
proud of them and keep working hard that kind of thing. Okay,

(25:34):
all right, cool, Okay, that's awesome, so amazing. I'm fair.
I'm fair, Yes, fair, I would say amazing. I'm fair.
I'm just a shoe guy. I'm a shoe guy, so
I respect the shoes. So I'm gonna order them. It'll
take a few days for them to get here. They
probably won't be Jordan one. I'm gonna pick out a special,
special pair for him, and then we're gonna get your
address and mail them to you and then just give
us a call back in the next couple of weeks

(25:54):
once you get them. Uh again, not for him to know,
but I just kind of want to know how it
all played out. And he liked him. Awesome, Okay, it
sounds good with me.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
You're you just made my day.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
He made his day too. I'm sure that's awesome. Okay, cool. Well,
then let him buy the regulars and then I'll talk
to you in a few weeks, all right, all right, awesome,
don't don't hang up, but don't let him hang up.
Okay'mna get his address. Like I love buying people's shoes.
That's why I'm giving shoes away. I am such a
shoe nerd that I'm looking at size fours and I'm
geeking out at how cool some of these like, even

(26:25):
like the Jordan for retros that are sized for anyway,
I know, I like, I know. Uh yeah, he needs
to buy him his on ones. Okay, yeah, thanks for
that call. And this is fun for me too. You
get sixty seconds to rant about something in your life.
I will go first and go I like the first

(26:49):
shout out Eddie because one time Eddie opened a bag
of potato chips and then the bag of potato chips. Uh,
there was nothing but air. It was empty air and
not one chip, No, no, I want chip. And they
filled the whole thing with air. And I remember thinking
that's unbelievable, and so I hated that for you. But
what I hate for me is I will get trail mix.
And do you know what's the air of trail mix? Raisins?

(27:11):
Why do they keep putting ray raisins won by themselves?
Nobody likes them. You might find somebody who kind of
likes them. Sometimes nobody loves raisins. Why are we letting
raisins dominate trail mix? I love everything else in trail Mix.
I love little salt, I love a little crunch, I
love chalk, M and MS in it love that the
Raisins make the trail mix bad. It's not eighteen ninety.

(27:35):
Raisins are not dessert. It's not you. Hey, children, you
all get Raisins for having such good grades. Raisins are awful.
Replace them with emin ms or nothing. That is the
empty air in the bag of.

Speaker 12 (27:48):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
We support you.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
That's right.

Speaker 12 (27:51):
I'm with you on that.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
I don't want to keep randy, but it's so stupid.
That's all I had to eat yesterday. It was a
bag of trail mix. Sorry, I mean a bag of Raisins.
It was tear.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah, that's terrible.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
That's my rant. Mom was angrier than I expect that.
I mean, it's I'm mad. I got a little angry
because it had to be angry. Okay, sixty seconds, am
you ready?

Speaker 13 (28:08):
Go?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Okay, So here's a little rant that nobody warns you abal,
but I'm here to do so. I stopped getting botox
and I just wanted to give my face a little
bit of a break. I'm forty four now, and I
started getting it like in my late thirties. And I
got my eyebrows microbladed a while back as well.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Which is like a little tattooing. A lot of girls
do it and will Nobody tells you that.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
When you stop getting botox in your forehead starts to change,
that your eyebrows will now no longer be in the
same spot. So I had to get my eyebrows lasered
off and I have no brows and that's why I'm
wearing a hat. And it was super painful and it's
red underneath. So I have to go back for another
laser appointment. And the laser actually singed the actual hair
off my eyebrows and blanch them and turn them white.

(28:51):
And so it's this whole thing that I wish in
my thirties someone had wore me, like, hey, either pick
or choose get the microbladed brows or get boatoks. We
don't know at the same time, because if you have
skipped the bowtox, then your forehead is going to change.
It's just very annoying and now I'm going to be
living in hats.

Speaker 13 (29:09):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
I have a couple of things to say. First of all,
thank you for your honesty.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
It sucks.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
And second of all, about half those words I didn't know. Yeah,
but I'm.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Sure you're probably because you're not a girl, but I'm.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Probably we don't want to say probably not a girl.
I know a lot of people get I do have
a purse.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Most women in their forties they know about botox, and
they know about microbladed brows.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
And that's why you've been wearing a hat because every
day I've been rocking hat. Look look good. He lives
a little bit like what do you mean by you
have no brow?

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Well?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
I tried to draw them on, but I had to
put like, basse, you know what that is?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Right?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Probably like found.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah, I say I'm not a girl, but yes, I know.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
You know about concealer, And why do you.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Keep going with that? Yes you do TV stuff, yes,
but you just move on.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
But they're so red under there that I had to
just like cover them in makeup and then get brow
pencil and draw them on. And I tried to do
no hat today, and then I went in the bathroom
mirror at work and I was like, never mind.

Speaker 12 (30:12):
Your work is good. I'm looking at it now, I
kind of see it.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
That's because it's covered by the hat pretty much. It
gives a shadow. But if we were outside in the
sun right now, you'd be.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Like, we're guys. You wouldn't notice draw, we notice nothing.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
I don't know what's gonna happen once this all resolves,
but it's gonna be like check in with me and
I don't.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Know your She's like the hunchback of Note and Dame.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Like No, I looked at the calendar, and I really
feel like maybe I'll have an update and feel more
normal come August.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
What August?

Speaker 12 (30:44):
That's a long time.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
I know, guys, it's a process. I don't know what
to say.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
It's okay, let's go over to Eddie. You'll have sixty
seconds for your rent. Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Action.

Speaker 7 (30:57):
So as a dad, you know, I go to a
sports games with my kids or whatever, and I meet
other dads and I'm getting really frustrated with the whole
like what do you do for a living? Because I
feel like my answer is pretty easy, like, Oh, I'm
on the radio.

Speaker 12 (31:10):
Oh that's cool. You do a morning show. That's really cool.
Biby always love it.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
But when I ask them, it's always something like I
do logistics for the conveyors, Like.

Speaker 12 (31:19):
What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (31:20):
Like it be a little more specific, Oh, I do
a project manager for something something. I don't know what
that means if you're the guy that makes sure the
ketchup goes in ketchup bottles.

Speaker 12 (31:30):
Explain it to me like that.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
So you want specific.

Speaker 12 (31:33):
Because I have no idea what any of these words mean.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Do you try googling it?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
I can't interrupt, I do.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
I know I'm in person.

Speaker 12 (31:42):
There's no googling anything. I just wish that they would
explain it to me, like I'm a five year old.

Speaker 7 (31:46):
I am the person that makes sure that the stitches
on your shirt are right.

Speaker 12 (31:51):
They're straight on. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
We'd have so much conversation to have after that. But
when they say logistics, I'm like, I don't know what
you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Conversations don't may It just sounds better for them to
say that because there I wasn't embarrassed. But they're like,
and I want to admit to Eddie, I do the
stitching in the fruit of the loom.

Speaker 12 (32:08):
But I'll be like, that's so cool, so you make
sure that that's right.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
I agree. People will tell me stuff like what what's
your job? Oh, I do communicational logistic product I check out.
I don't even ask.

Speaker 12 (32:18):
There are no follow up nuts yet, nothing.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Because it's like an Amy going I'm et just sketching
my eyebrows with Sony d I'm like, I don't know
what to even say, so sixty seconds lunchbox ain't go.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
So a few weeks ago, Bobby came to me and said, hey,
you're going to Turkey. So I need to know am
I going to Turkey or am I not going to Turkey.
I got my hopes all up talking about this Turkey trip.
I envisioned myself on the Turkish beaches, climbing the mountains
in Turkey, traveling over there, having a great old time
because I've never traveled anywhere in this world, and it

(32:49):
would be amazing. I've flipped at things online and sometimes
my kids are talking to me, going, dad, Dad, Dad Dad.
I'm like, oh what it's because I'm daydreaming about Turkey
this summer. I've been thinking can I do this? I
don't know. I may be in Turkey at that time.
People are like, hey, you want to get together. I
don't know, maybe in Turkey. So I haven't heard anything
about Turkey. Guys, am I going to Turkey? This guy

(33:11):
has his bags packed, he has his imagination full of
what it's going to be like in Turkey. What the
Turkish food. I even went to a Turkish restaurant the
other day for lunch to get used to the food.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
And am I going to Turkey or am I not
going to Turkey? Tell me Turkey Turkey.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
I feel like he started just saying more Turkey because
he didn't want to.

Speaker 12 (33:33):
I mean, he's the king of saying the same thing
over and over in different ways.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
So for those that aren't up to this segment, we
talked about, uh, the travel Board advisory of the country
of Turkey. They say he would Bobby you kept fly
out here and do unch of stuff tourism, And I
was like, it sound that I don't think Turkey would
be great. That's like a six or seven day deal.
The schedule they wanted. I was not able to be gone.

(33:57):
I said, I think it would be fun to's in
lunch box of Turkey.

Speaker 12 (34:00):
Someone that's not doing so much.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
You said that, and so does it differently, eddie'.

Speaker 12 (34:08):
Is someone that their calendar is wide open?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
How about doesn't have a calendar. There you go, so
mm hmm, fair too. Is lunchbox going to the country
of Turkey.

Speaker 7 (34:19):
It hasn't been ruled out that you're not going, but
they haven't said that you are going, so it's kind
of in this limbo space.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
But that's everything. That's every big deal. They're probably still
working on the deal. Go eat more turkey dinners.

Speaker 12 (34:30):
You need to let them dressing.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Turkey jerky.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, get you in, Yeah, Morgan, last one you good? Yep,
right sixty seconds ago.

Speaker 9 (34:40):
Guys, I need to know why do TV shows have
to end? They start all these shows and then you
get so invested in the characters in the storyline, and
you spend hours of your life with them, and then
some of them just in for no reason. They leave
you on a cliffinger, and you never know whatever happened
to them, and there's nobody whoever fixes that. You just
have to live the rest of your life never knowing

(35:01):
what happened to these characters you were so invested in.
And then you'll get watch these shows for hours upon hours,
and these new shows will come out and you'll start
to watch them, and then they'll disappear again, and you
just go on this ever cycle of watching TV shows
and then they end. It's like a constant, repetitive situation
of never knowing what's going to happen in your life
with TV shows, and I hate that there's all these

(35:24):
TV shows out there that just end.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
I wish there was Turkey. Guys talking about Turkey, I
talked to you.

Speaker 9 (35:31):
Seconds, but yes, So my point being is that I
would really like for one TV show out there to
be unlimited and never end.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
I don't yes or no.

Speaker 12 (35:40):
If you going to Turkey, you want to tell her
why they end?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah, two things. Either it's not getting ratings or streams
or two. A lot into what sucked was during COVID
they had to They just had to cancel shows that
were doing well. I loved the it was called the books,
called showtime, but winning time, that's what they call the
TV show about a good show and to cancel it
because they couldn't pay people during COVID. So mostly though

(36:06):
it's because it's not performing how they want.

Speaker 9 (36:09):
I know that actual reason, but I just still don't
think they should have to be canceled.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Like, why why am I investing so much time? Riley
Green said a vest It's song. Yeah, you guys ever
been like that?

Speaker 9 (36:21):
Though you have a TV show and you get invested in.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Then it just ends.

Speaker 12 (36:24):
There's a lot of TV.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Yeah, and then they just make another one, just cycle
and I'm like, am I going to Turkey? That crap?
Watch TV show, go Turkey? Okay, thank you everybody? Uh
sixty seconds. We kind of did it. Kind of feel
like I know what's on everybody's mind.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Good job everybody, all.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Right, let's hit it all the talk all the time.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
So my son asked me who I would call if
I were kidnapped? And I can only assume you just
thinking like what if I get kidnapped? Who do I call?

Speaker 3 (36:53):
And I said, oh, I would call your dad.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
So even though his dad and I are divorced, I
probably would call him.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
You're saying you would know you're not telling him you
think you would?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I would, And then I also think he should, but
I wanted him to, you know, see his dad as
a hero and someone that I would call. And it
just got me curious, like who would we call?

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Like if y'all had one call?

Speaker 2 (37:16):
You can't call authorities or anything. That's an answer, But
this is you have to.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Pick a person.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Can we make the rule? They have to be somebody
in your phone. You can't just invent somebody. So somebody
in your phone, who would you call? It's fun though
the kidnapparticularly in you one call like the judicial system
of America.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
Yeah, mine's easy, I got mine. Go ahead, that's gonna
be you because they're gonna be there's at they're looking
for a ransom.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
I'm gonna call just used because I made the money.

Speaker 12 (37:44):
Now heney, you'll pay whatever you need.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
It's a good point.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I'm going to negotiate him down there to get a
little risky. It's saying if it ain't a deal, and
I've been Dave Ramsey, is that the best offer he's giving. Okay,
I take that. You would call your ex husband military,
like show up kicking some doors.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
He could probably make make some other calls.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Went through my phone. What sucks is it's kind of
it's almost Eddie's answer. I probably call Andy Roddick. He's
got tennis player, because one, he's a big dude, I'm sure,
but he's also rich and he could get me out.
So as much as I laughed about that, that was
kind of my thinking too, like I find the rich,
like who do I know that loves me so much

(38:28):
that would just give money regardless, And so I would
call Andy Roddick, that former tennis player. But I just
know he would do it. I love him, he loves me.
I love you, you love me. We would all do it. Lunchbox,
I call Roll, he's on your phone. I think he
just wants to flex it his Jelly Roll's number, and
I respect it well.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
I never talked to Jelly Roll on the phone, never
texted him, never anything but it's celebrity softball games. I'll
get my number, but never. Usually he's never called me,
so I don't even know if he'd answer the phone.
But he could provide a concert, he can provide money,
he can provide hook ups to whatever. Jelly Roll knows
a lot of people, and he has a lot of connections.
So I go, Jelly Roll, are you sure that's still
his number? Because it might not be anymore because he's
thrown his phone away. He's probably changed his number on

(39:09):
hundred times.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
I had it in there for a moment, because once
people get famous a different level, the number does usually.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
I think when by the time Jelly Roll gave it
to Lunchbox, he'd already he'd hit that level.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
But he probably changed. I mean, slubs changed numbers a lot.
Who would you pick if you needed someone to come
and save you like physically, they need to get in
and do some fighting to save you someone we know. Yeah,
I'm on your phone book. You can still pick your
like that's tough.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
No offense to my current boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
But guys especially trained, like.

Speaker 7 (39:48):
I'm gonna go Kevin Klug, our trainer.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Oh good one, dude, We'll just yeah, he'll save me.
Mm hmm yeah, big big strong guy. Oh yeah, lunchbox.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
John Hodges, my roommate from college.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
He's a marine. Uh, he was a jag and he
is crazy.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
He grew up in East Texas and he can do
everything like he is wild and crazy and he can
he can kill people.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Oh my, like, n I'm torn between me and who
You're not an option? You're not. Yeah, I'm gonna go
head coach Dan Lanning at Oregon. Oh Dan, because he's
a beast.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Oh yeah, most head coaches of football team player.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
He's young, patative, yeller, and he's younger than us. What's
his name, Dan Lanning?

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Dan Lanning?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
That he does seem tough coach. Yeah, he's thirty eight.
I don't know if he I don't know if he
go fighting for me or not, but i'd probably call
him to come and like like physically do it. But
that's fun talking to your kids. But why did he think?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Oh uh so he worries about pretty much everything. Yeah,
so I like that he tries to think ahead, so
when a worry comes into his mind, he's he'll talk
it through. But he has a lot of questions that just,
you know, I don't really think of on a daily basis,
but it just gives you a peek inside his brain.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
One more, who's the one person on your phone you
wouldn't call for any reason whatsoever that they could not
save you? If you call them, you know you're dead,
Like there's no chance there they're able to save you
in your phone. Who's the weakest? Oh yeah, to save you?
Who's the weakest person in your phone that you know?
If you had to call and they were your only chance,
you for sure wouldn't live.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
I guess I'd go to lunchbox.

Speaker 7 (41:30):
What he's not the weak? Yeah, it's pretty weak. Like,
what's he gonna do. He's not gonna save me, He
doesn't even know anyone. He's gonna called jail ar Role
and Jill. It's gonna be the wrong number. You know,
He's got to get a point there. You got a
point there, Okay, Amy, anybody.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
I don't like the first answer that came to my head,
what was it?

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Come on?

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Well, I think she would, but I mean my daughter
was the first person that popped my head, because I
feel like she'd be like, would.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Send it for me? Right?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
She needs her money.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Actually, she probably just won't answer.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Lunchbox no teeth. Keith oh Man, I mean, listen, man,
my old baseball coach. He's the nicest guy in the world.
But that's the problem. He's too nice. He would get
on the phone with the kidnappers and just be like, oh, kidd,
are you guys having a bad day? Oh it's okay, kid, Okay,
can't talk to you later, and he'd hang.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Up it would just try to be nice to him.
I think mine would be Mike. You may want to
look at an age on this Don Felder of the Eagles.
How I think he's I think he might be the
oldest person on my phone. Is why I picked that
was super nice guy. But I think if he showed up,
I love it the Hotel California. He's out almost eighty,

(42:41):
so I think he'd probably get I'd be dead.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
Did you get Ringo's phone number. That would have been cool.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
That would have been cool, though.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Yeah, yeah, it's time for the good news.

Speaker 12 (42:55):
You know the billionaire Warren Buffett.

Speaker 7 (42:57):
He owns Berkshire Hathaway and every year he does a
one million March Madness bracket challenge for all his employees.
It's been a while since anyone's won, but well, no
one's ever won the whole thing. If somebody won a
million back in twenty sixteen, you mean no, it's not
a perfect bracket. So the way it's set up is
that it's you have to pick twenty nine consecutive games.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Okay, so oh that's cool.

Speaker 7 (43:19):
If you pass that twenty nine mark, you're the million
dollar winner.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Somebody did hit that down, somebody became a millionaire.

Speaker 7 (43:25):
Not only did they pass the twenty nine mark, they
picked forty four games out of forty five.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
But here's the crazy part.

Speaker 7 (43:31):
He won the million, but eleven other employees guests thirty
one out of thirty two games, so they get one
hundred thousand each too.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Wow, everybody, why don't we do this here?

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Let's do this, probably not at that level, but what do.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
You want from me? You do?

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Really?

Speaker 1 (43:47):
One hundred thousand everybody. I'd like for everyone to know
official announcement. I don't pay your checks. Yeah, you're right,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
This would just be an extra thing, a bonus show.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
You wanted to all put in and do this. I'm fine.
I spend so much of my own money. I'm basically
a teacher in today's education system. I spent so much
of my own money doing prizes for the show other crap.
Trust me that no. The answer is no. But if
we want to do one together.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Yes, well we could do it to scale.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
I should do it. Go fund me really fun my
sies like basically what I'm doing. I'm paid for all
of the crack.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
But Warren Buffett paid for all this.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
He's forward one hundred and sixty four billion dollars.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
That's someone won a million dollars on this tournament.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
That just happened. Somebody wanted a million this year because
they had all those games in a row. People won
a hundred I've never heard of that. That that version
of it, though, it's pretty cool. Yeah, that was a
perfect one's ever hit a perfect bracket.

Speaker 7 (44:41):
He said that it used to be a perfect bracket,
but no one ever came close. He's like, I got
to change this so there's actually a winner at some point.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Okay, if you picked a perfect bracket this year, Amy,
I'll give you a hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Okay, it's too late.

Speaker 8 (44:52):
Gosh, that's what it's all about.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
That was telling me something good. Now, Time for Amy's
Morning corny, the mourning corny.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
How does the lemon answer the phone? Yellow?

Speaker 1 (45:14):
That was the morning corny?

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Get it?

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Always do yellow? Yeah? I could have been a banana.
Has big bird answer the phone?

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Had his Homer sense yellow?

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Yeah, there's options yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
But when you ask me if I get it, I'm insulted.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
I know you get it. I'm just like kind of poking,
like we poked. I just wanted people to know that
you got it.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Can I number two?

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Please?

Speaker 13 (45:41):
This is a morning corny for Amy. What do you
call a pine tree wrapped in bacon a porky pine.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Pine? Yeah? Hey, you get it? Yeah, Okay, it's poking.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Okay, Yeah, I'm not insulted. Yes, I get it.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Yay, give me now, or give me that other one.

Speaker 11 (46:01):
Ray, when you were talking about spouse's going on vacations
without each other, fun shakes about me and my husband.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
We have been married for.

Speaker 11 (46:08):
Eight years in February and we.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Have never spent one night apart.

Speaker 11 (46:13):
And I recently had a friend asked me to go
on a girl's trip, and I'm leaning more towards going,
but we're both like what do we do? So thoughts
comment love the show.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
I have the answer for you, because I love a streak.
If it's just about the streak, I love a streak.
If it's about to streak, don't go on the girls trip.
If it's about the healthy like your life and fun, yeah,
you can do it.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
You should.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
You should go on a girl trip. You don't have
You don't need to be with him every single night.
He doesn't need to be with your relationships great eight years,
you love each other, all the healthy stuff like that's
the actual answer. I love a streak, so for me
to be able to keep the streak going, I hadn't
kept myself to my wife if we'd gone that long.
But I think, if you're not absolutely insane and roses

(47:00):
like I am, you should go on the girls shrip.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Yeah, you should go.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Like you told me the other day, she's never seen Titanic,
and that's like her streak so now she doesn't want
to break it.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
That's no, she.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Just never saw it when, especially when it was popular,
Like we all saw it in high school.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
We all did. We're about the same age. So everybody
you've never.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Seen a Sopranos episode, streak.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Is wrong Titanic and watch it. She goes, it's sort
of like my.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Thing, Like her thing is different if that's her thing.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
She she does want to see it, but she's like,
I've gone this long and it's sort of like if
it comes up, it's like my thing.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
I get to say where people are shocked, you.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Like I do with beer. Just lie, I have a
beer every night. I've never had a drink. But again,
a little, I mean a little. I'm scared of it.
It's a streak at this point too.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Yeah, true, that's I bet that is a big reason
why you haven't. I mean, obviously alcoholism in your family and.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Dying because of it. Yeah, yes, a little reason.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Yeah, no, I think that's a big reason. I do
think that part of it is because it's your streak.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Yes, I haven't made it as much about personality over
the last few years, but yeah, listen, I think you
should go honest honestly, you're not crazy like us, So
go go on the trip. I think you will love it.
Thank you for that. Leave us a boy smelt anytime
eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby I was in therapy
and my therapist said, Hey, what's the one thing that

(48:23):
you hope people say about you when you're not around?
Not dead? Because I don't really care that much about
the legacy because I'm not here. Who cares?

Speaker 3 (48:30):
It's like not in the room.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah, Like if people are talking about you and you're
not there, like, what do you hope they say about you?
I was like, oh, that is such an interesting question,
and I have my I've had time to think about this.
You guys, does anything come to mine with you? Guys?

Speaker 14 (48:43):
First, you know, oh you already have yours. Yeah, go ahead, man.
And that dude's just so good looking. Man, just when
you look at him when he's in a room, everybody's
just looking at him because his looks just stunning.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
I guess he wants to say he's stunny.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
I hear you, but I mean that's not reality. I
would love for some to be like, man, I can't
believe that guy just gave everybody a billion dollars when
he walked out of the room. But I don't feel
like it's realistic. Do you feel like that's realistic that
some people do say that? Yeah, okay, fair, I think
that goes on, like you think sometimes that is said.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Yeah, like they're probably in a group going man, our
group's kind of ugly's lunchboxes here.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Really you think there are a groups. I sometimes wish
you could add to their overall.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Yeah, you know, like if they're going out, it's like, man,
we're gonna try to without me.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
It's like, yeah, it has to be actually possible.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yes, I like that.

Speaker 8 (49:32):
Okay, yeah, well that was the It wasn't fantasy.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
I walk away in there. God she's brilliant.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
She's so smart.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Oh boy, yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
We're not come on wish Okay.

Speaker 7 (49:51):
My fantasy would be he's so good with numbers right college.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
She would never be just like like he's see his
vision is so great. Okay, now we're doing fake one.
She pays attention to everything. His head really isn't as
big as everybody says. It's normal size of the skull. Okay,
real ones. Okay, what I told him was and I
thought about it for a second. I said I hope, like,
if I spend time with people and I'm gone and

(50:17):
someone's like, hey, tell me about him, I hope people
say like, he is extremely consistent and fair and doesn't
expect anything any more of you than he does himself.
That's what I said.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
So when you're not around, that's a long.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Consistent, the main one, the main guys. He's not saying
guess what people are saying? He said, what do you
want them to say? Right? Like, what do you want
the sentiment to be?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
And I would say consistency, fairness, and that I have
no expectations on anybody else that I don't have on myself. Plus,
even if it's uncomfortable, I think I do expect a
lot of people, especially professionally, but I will don't expect
nothing out of anyone that I don't do myself.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
I can confirm that those things have been said behind your.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Back, but also probably not in a nice way like
this guy, No, in a nice way. Okay, well, thank you,
I appreciate that, But that's that would be my That's
what I told him. I want to be known as consistent.
If I say I'm going to be here at this time,
I'm gonna be here.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
You can trust me.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
What is your real one?

Speaker 3 (51:22):
My real one?

Speaker 2 (51:23):
And this definitely isn't always the case, but I would
like to work on it to where it's always the
case that when if I walk away, it's like, oh,
I like her energy, Like I bring that. I bring
good energy.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I know sometimes it's not bringing that, but overall, if
you know, nine times out of ten, I brought good energy.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
That's good, it's a good one.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Like I'm sure people have said that, like Amy leaves
or you're not even there they're talking about You're like, yeah,
she's really good energy. That's a good one, Eddie.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
I'm gonna go nice like I like it.

Speaker 7 (51:54):
I like it when people say, like, gosh, Eddie's so nice,
like it's so pleasant to be around him.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
I don't know. It makes me.

Speaker 7 (52:00):
Feel good that people think that because it makes our
conversation easy and no one feels uncomfortable because I'm nice.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
You're nice? Yeah, but do people say that I leave, Yes,
you're a very nice person. You are nice is the
weird word, because I feel like nice could be taken anyways.
But I would say you're warm and you're you're very pleasant.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
That's cool. I like those words.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
That's what people say. What's your real one? Though? Lunchbox?
That was it?

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Making sure what he's so?

Speaker 3 (52:31):
You know he said it hot athletic for his age.
But can't that's so cool he's doing to make it soccer.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
I can't make him have his own. You know, we've
already gone over my stunning.

Speaker 6 (52:47):
Wake up, wake Up in the mall and it's on
the radio and the dogs lunchbox game Steve red and
trying to put you through.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
Fuck, he's running his wigs.

Speaker 6 (53:05):
Next bit ther Bobby's on the box, so you knowing this.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Is the botty ball.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
I think I might have sexually harassed someone. Dude, I
think I might have sexually harassed Morgan? Are you Because
I don't know the rules anymore. She came in and
I was like, hey, your hair looked really good. Isn't
that now like sexual.

Speaker 12 (53:33):
Harasthment or something?

Speaker 1 (53:35):
I don't know. They're like, don't comment on people's bodies
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Well, I mean her hair is not really her body.
I mean it's grows out of her head, but it's
like not It's not like you're like, hey, your butt
is looking good today?

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Different than I.

Speaker 12 (53:49):
Know that matters.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Let's just talk about the hair. Okay, so let's let's
go through the rules. But this is what happened this morning.
I was the only one in here. Morgan came in
second you familiar situation, Morgan.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
I was there.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Morgan walked in and I said, Hey, your hair looks
really good. Do you do something too different to it
or whatever? She's like, I did wash or something I
don't even know. But then I'm like, oh, you don't
talk to people's bodies, And so then all day long,
I'm like waiting for a call from HR. Is that
why you retreated immediately after saying it? Yes, because I
was like, I don't maybe it wasn't the most like
compliment somebody anything about anybody.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
I think you can you can say what can what
can guy think? You can say anything about the hair
that you want, that's fine. Or you can say you're
you're you're glowing today or like you're radiant where it's
like that. I well, I'm giving you ways to compliment
someone nothing to do with their body.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Wait, what about what glowing feels pregnant?

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Yeah, that's what you say a pregnant woman.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Like glowing like you. You're glowing today.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Like if somebody said that, like, what do you mean glowing?

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Okay, fine, don't use the I won't.

Speaker 7 (55:01):
So what about like clothes though, because like that's not
part of the body. So could you be like, those
pants look good?

Speaker 13 (55:08):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (55:09):
I want to go one at a time. That's one. You know.
First of all, did I? And I hope I did it,
but I did retreat immediately? Did I sexual harass Morgan
this morning?

Speaker 13 (55:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:17):
I walked in and I said, hey, your hair looks
really good. No, I don't think so, thank you. So
we're off of that not on that list.

Speaker 12 (55:23):
You're clear.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Good. Now what else can I say? Let's say she
walks in, I'll do I'll do Amy. Amy walked in
and all black today and I was like, what up?
Black mamba?

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Now?

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Yeah, that was I don't even get it.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
It is brown crap.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
That's why it didn't make sense. Then I didn't realize
she was wearing brown. Okay, so forget that one. Then.
Can we can we talk about clothes at all?

Speaker 2 (55:51):
I think you cannot in the way Eddie did a
second ago.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
What did you say?

Speaker 4 (55:57):
What I said?

Speaker 12 (55:58):
Those pants look good on you?

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
What if I don't say good. What if I say
something like I don't want to use me? But what
if I is something like you wear that tight shirt?

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Well, no, I'm going to tell you how you can say,
oh I like your genes?

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Way, no way, no way, he cool outfit?

Speaker 4 (56:27):
What about? What about that that dress hugs your body? No?

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Absolutely begging for hr not for me. I'm saying other
people amazing.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
If I like the way the dress looks hugs your body, so,
then let me say this, like, could we say that
to you?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Yeah, please, I'll be awesome.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
I love.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
That's different if you said this, if you're like those
pants make your crotch look delectable, I'd be like, thank
you so much.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Okay, we would never say that.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Thank you Okay, So okay, I'm just gonna present a
generic scenario. You tell me how I would say it
if I meant it. Okay, Morgan's hair, I thought, maybe
she got I feel like I'm I perceive a lot
of things. Somebody gives them a new done. I usually
can notice. I pay attention to people. I said, hey,

(57:17):
your hair looks cool. She was wide dry, straightened to
thank you, and she hasn't been doing that for the
most part. Yeah, no, I mostly curl my hair and okay,
so we're good there. Now now let's say let's say
I liked her jacket she had on today. How could
I say that?

Speaker 2 (57:35):
First of all, I'd probably keep it to one compliment
a day.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
But okay, I'm not. I'm not. I'm asking only about
the jacket now.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Okay, So then you say that's a cool jacket.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Okay, like hail, I like your jacket.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (57:52):
I like your jacket? Okay, now, jacket cool. What about
we get to the lower body pants jeans? Now what
if it's like she she walks.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
In Mayel, are freaking me out with the pants?

Speaker 13 (58:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
No, no, I'm just asked. It's a different thing though,
because jeans are they're just they live. They're just tighterbout
Morgan anybody. Let's say you you have jeans on, and
I like your jeans. What do I say to you?

Speaker 12 (58:14):
Cool pants, cool pants, just so just cool in front
of it.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
I think that helps.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Groovy trousers in the world.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Nothing.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Nothing, If you say those are really.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Cool genes, you can't talk about pants if you walked
into your but you've.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
I think you've said like, Hey, I like your jeans before,
but I'm just saying overall, I think pants is more professional.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
I think our relationship is different.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
We know just twenty years it's totally different.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
But I'm saying more, Gennaro.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
That's why anybody listening right now. You can't doesn't mean
you can go to work today and be like, nice jeans.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
See I think nice Jan's fells creepy, nice nice because
nice geens itself is like, hey, nice jeans means nice
butt without saying it does? I think?

Speaker 4 (58:59):
So?

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:00):
What if it's like, you know, like they're a cool flair.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
I was going to say that, alady.

Speaker 9 (59:08):
The important distinction here is like, if you were to say, like,
I like.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
That on you, then it's uncomfortable.

Speaker 9 (59:14):
But if you say that's a cool style, you're not
complimenting that, You're just complimenting the look.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
I would that make sense say that though, But.

Speaker 9 (59:21):
That's where I feel like the line gets crossed as
people like hey, I like that look on you, or
cool I like that jacket on you. That makes it
more personalized.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Can you be like you look good? You can't can't
do that personalized.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
I could say that to you, and I could even
say that to Morgan because we've all been together. If
More walked in and she was looking like, dank, dank,
you look good today, it looks good whatever it is,
it wouldn't be. But if like somebody you stay at
the office you like taking you look good, Nope, ain't
gonna work.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
No, you can't, especially with dang dang you look thanks
too much.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
You have to keep it like.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
You look cool, you look very good. What about what
about I think I like those pants now away?

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I like that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
How about this? I've heard people like those.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Pants or those pants are banging.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
No, you can't do that, definitely not. It's ricky. So
I don't think you can say anything.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
But you can say I like your hair.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Can you pass it to somebody? So let's say Morgan
came in and I don't even know what pants Morgan
has on, but so just bear with me, and I'm like,
I like Morgan's jeans, but I'm not going to say that.
Can I go over to and be like, hey, Amy,
would you mind letting Morgan know that I find her jeans,
that I like her gens? And then you could be like, hey, Morgan,
Bobby thinks your genes are pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I mean, I guess if you want to do it
that way, but I don't think that's just awkward.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
So then what's the role. Don't talk about people.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
No, it depends on your work environment.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
But general, this is all general.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Generally, when in doubt, just put the word cool in
front of it cool.

Speaker 12 (01:00:57):
But you can do that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
It's not like that cool boobs.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
You can't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Yes, it's universally unacceptable.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Not okay, but y'all are saying that if we're like
cool crotch or.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Cool, I'm calling eddy, dude, it was awesome. I got
two cool too, cool crotches today. This is the best, right, It's.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Just different, and so just error on the side.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Of not talking about what people are wearing, and then
also different but anything physical, So nothing physical if you
don't have that super close relationship, right, if.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
It's not super close, and then it's just every woman
has such different experiences in the workplace, so it's hard.
They may easily be you know, triggered by an innocent
comment because they had an experience at their last job
where someone was inappropriate. So you just just stay away
from it, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Then I will not bring up your hair but.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Hair is fine. Good hair is fine. I'm trying to
think of.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Jewelry that some feathery hair.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
That's who's happening. It's more like an insult. No feather
hair was it was nothing farah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Faucet like I don't want I don't want to do likes.
So okay, just stay away from physical unless you're close.
Don't say anything physical. I've just sad nothing physical.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
I would just check your handbook, your HR handbook.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Well, can we Morgan? Will you say? Uh, just just
for the record, talking not to here, I did not
sexually harass you today. You did not quiet place any
names use Bobby.

Speaker 9 (01:02:34):
You did not sexually harass myself, Morgan Julesman. Today you
were very kind to thank you for the compliment on
my hair.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Interesting, it's sad, say it in case we ever needed,
she said, today, what the hell?

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
You know what ripping and reading is? No, it's if
someone hands you like the news used to do all
the time. They be the news and someone will be
like here go and you just have to read the nudes.
There's no ahead of it. And so there are different
ways that they're kind of experimenting with our show where
they'll go, hey, uh, this client, can you do this
in like thirty seconds? Goog will hand me like a

(01:03:10):
commercial and I can do it pretty good at it.
They had asked if lunchbox can rip and read. Now,
I said he can try. I think we all can
get better at it. Can I give you a rip
and read spot? Oh yeah, I'm good at rib read dude, Okay,
I read all the time. This is a specific one
that they had asked about you four. No I have it. Oh,

(01:03:32):
no one else has it. I'm looking for it. Okay,
So I'm gonna hand this to you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
You're gonna rip it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
But the ribbon part is it's like you're just ripping
them for somebodys hand. But you don't have to really
rip it. Just take it and just read it without
any reading. This no joke. This is an actual, legitimate commercial.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
I'm not even gonna look over itay in that one?
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
So this is a it's for a down place. Yeah
it's not even And okay, I just got handed a lunchbox.
They're doing it, and go ahead.

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Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
I mean, not bad except for the pronunciation of.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
What did I say?

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
I don't know what I said. How would you have
said that? Asie bowl? Waisi?

Speaker 5 (01:04:31):
It kind of looks like that?

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Okay, h a si?

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
I think is what I said?

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Other than that he mailed it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Yeah, okay. How do you feel generally? How do you
feel like that? I felt pretty good? Man? What's one
on the bottom? One on the bottom? Hold on?

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
What what? What's the what is it?

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Purina? Okay, this is one that I'm doing for. This
is a really cool I don't want to run it.
It is a really cool to mention that they have.
But I'll let him go.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
You want me to. I don't want to read read
I don't want to ruin it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
No, it's okay. I'm saying I will for you it
because I don't want to give you material. Uh and go.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
May is National pet Month. It's time to re imagine
how you care for that cat you love. Per Petivity
is powered by Purina and develop developed by pet experts Petivity.
Smart box litter monitor and app tracks your cat's weight
and litter box behavior, alerting you to changes you may
not notice on your own, so you can act sooner

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if something is off.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
You're good, good y'alling that one?

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Are you doing that?

Speaker 4 (01:05:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Well the invention is cool because the cat the box
and hopes or whatever, but it weighs the cat and
then basically can tell by you know, it's business if
it's healthy or not.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Yeah, yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:05:44):
Did you throw that purr in?

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
There?

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Was that? I would recommend you not doing that commercials
because it's not that's not creative time unless they tell
you to do that. Oh no, it's okay. I liked
it there. They had asked me who could do it,
and I said, I think everybody on the show can.
I wasn't for sure about him. I'm just gonna make
sure you don't get any I A E or they
can just spell it out different. How would you spell

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I A E?

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
I don't know, uh, like a CE.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
No, but it's a C I E.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Maybe you go, I don't know how you would do that?

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Go a U S dash I dash.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
You do ash I dash. I needed the line over
the eye. It doesn't matter. You're good enough for me
to recommend you. Thanks, man, I just wanted to hear
I'm gonna have.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
Tropical Smoothie Cafe on April sixth.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
And then what what else do you gonna get from
the commercial?

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
Sign up through the app to get the other commercial? Oh,
I'm gonna get the Oh I don't have a cat,
so I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
That's the point. I have a commercial. What you like
about commercials? The Petivity by Purina Boom gotta nailed it
all right, Thank you Lobby Bone show today.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
This story comes us from Phoenix, Arizona. A sixth grade
t sure was in class. He's like, man, I really
got to go to the bathroom. I don't know how
he's going to watch my class. I got this can here,
I'll sit down at my desk, pulls out the can.
He's in the can.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
No, Yeah, that's weird. Was there not a single kid
that was trustworthy enough? Like a tattletel kid. Even it's like, hey,
you let me know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
They're probably not allowed to leave the kids unattended.

Speaker 12 (01:07:28):
I remember like teachers would get someone else to watch.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
In real quick, but a neighbor teacher to watch their class.
You shouldn't pee in class. And it's not saying like
he exposed himself. He just peted under the desk or something, right.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Only problem is a few students could see it from
the angle they were out.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Yeah, so yeah he did.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
It's that's not good. But I was trying to find
a way around it. I've meant like, you got it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
But they have to respect the fact that he didn't
want to leave them on a tad.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
We can't respect that. No, not if an angle existed
where someone saw it, I have to I lose all
respect then I do. Okay. On Lunchbox, that's your bonehead
story of the day, here's a voicemail from Janelle, who
lives in Michigan.

Speaker 13 (01:08:10):
I have a question, and I apologize that this has
already been asked and answered. Did you guys ever get
any money back from the palette. It has been a
while since I've heard anything about it, so I'm just
really curious if Lunchbox has made true on this promise
to give you guys to your money back. So loves
to know love the show.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Coincidentally, we talked about this today we all did a
picture from our phone from one year ago today and
lunchboxes was the palette we all put in, like eighty
bucks bought a palette of unknown things that are returns
and then you try to resell them. And we've seen
no money. He's been selling stuff. We've seen no money.
And I don't know if we have gone through all

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the stages, the twelve stages of giving them my money
be too. I guess we're not getting our money to.
You have our money to. We forgot about our money.

Speaker 12 (01:09:00):
Oh we're getting money.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Weird a new stage now.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Yeah, But then I mean, I think we need to
get to the stage of acceptance.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
That's what I'm saying, when we either have to accept
we're not getting it or we jump them. No, that's
the wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
You guys are the acceptance stage.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
You guys are wrong. There's no acceptance that this is
a business that has not closed yet that when we
shut down operations get paid out.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
I choose to shut down operations and take the money
that we have now then and how.

Speaker 12 (01:09:28):
Much money is that?

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
Do we know?

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
He doesn't even know. You don't know why you don't
go into business with them?

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
No, we do good business. It's just some of these
things have been harder to sell than others. And I
told you to lower the price.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
You got a shower head.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
I got everything. Rop you sell the rope sold the
rope mane hundred bucks. Hundred dollars, Bill Crisp.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
And where's the money that you've.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
Wallet?

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Okay, that specific hundred dollars and give it to it.
Then we'll take it now, well, not in my wallet.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
Person, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
We're doing. We will see you tomorrow Bybody. The Bobby
Bone Show theme song, written, produced and sang by Reid Yarberry.
You can find his instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve
executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My
instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to

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the podcast.

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