We got an update on all the guys who have been suffering from medical issues and it includes a new pain in a sensitive region for Lunchbox. Bobby talked about the tragic headlines from over the weekend including the shooting at Brown University and the passing of Robert Reiner. In the Anonymous Inbox, Bobby gives his thoughts on a listener who's fiancé wants his female best friend to be his 'best woman' in their wedding. She wants to know if she is justified in the idea of it making her uncomfortable.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting this guy hope he had a great weekend. Welcome
to Monday Show Morning Studio Morning. A couple sad and
also bizarre stories. So there was an awful shooting at
Brown University over the weekend. Two students died, nine others
(00:25):
were injured. They can't find the shooter. They arrested and
or they had a person of interest. They put his
picture all over the internet. Then they let him go
and they're like, yeah, not him.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, things are going in a different direction now.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
And I'm like, well, gosh, they're like I saw there
were I think five hundred cameras, almost five hundred cameras
and all that area, Like this is a surveillance state
we live in.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
And they can't get the guy, and they get the
wrong guy, and was it the wrong guy? Was it
actually the right guy? But I don't think it was
the right guy. They'd let him go, and that shouldn't
be the dominating headline. Over nine people were shot, two
students dead, nine others were injured. Seventy five school shootings
(01:10):
so far this year.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
That is, and the fact they can't find the guy,
they grabbed the wrong guy, and the fact they do
this picture the wrong guy's picture up if it was
the wrong guys picture up, or I can see him
in my head right now. So the last time we checked,
which was about thirty minutes ago, they had not found
the guy. So if anybody does a quick search and
they have found the guy, let me know. It's just
bizarre they can't find the guy, especially with the world
(01:33):
we live in now. The other story was, and I
saw this as I was going to bed last night,
just the beginning.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Part of it.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
They were like, two people are dead at Rob Reiner's house,
and they didn't say yet that it was him and
his wife, which I fell asleep. So I woke up
this morning and I saw that was the case.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
The way it was written was weird. It said that
he owned the house.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah, it was again well and then they started going well.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
The ages of the people, though, do match the ages
of Rob Reiner and his wife Michelle. So Rob Reiner
directed to stand by me, Princess Bride. When Harry met
Sally a few good men.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
A ton.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
So they were stabbed to death in their home yesterday,
and sources say they were a murdered by their thirty
two year old son Nick now, Rob and his son
Nick did a movie together. I don't know, ten years
or so ago about Nick's addiction problems, and I don't
know that this has anything to do with that. Rob
was seventy eight, his wife was seventy according to this,
I've seen differences on their ages.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
But I woke up with all the that's bizarre.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
With all the information that it was him and it's
possibly their son.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
The daughter I believe found them and said to the
police allegedly gave her brother as a suspect, saying he
could be dangerous.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
With a knife.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Right, it wasn't his Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
There was also the.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Thing in Australia, which I didn't have my notes here
on it, but at Bonnie Beach, the beach where the
guy goes up, there're two guys I believe, and they're
shooting on the first day at Hanukah and they're shooting,
and you see the dude go up.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
And tackle the front shooter.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Crazy and the crazyest part because he goes up from
behind and grabs the shooter from back, pulls him down,
takes the gun from him. But the second shooter is
behind the first shooter and can see this happening. It
was a crazy weekend, a sad weekend. Sixteen were killed
(03:28):
on that Bondi beach in Australia. Man, screw everybody. People suck.
Not everybody, but that's how I feel though when I
watch the news like this, it's like, screw everybody, people suck.
You can't have to convince me now, somebody's got to
do some really good stuff, convince me people are good again, because.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
It's that's it. That is. It's terrible. The fact there
have been seventy five school shootings this year.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
How about that? Tell me that ain't terrible. Tell me
that ain't the worst freaking thing you could possibly hear.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Sad part is, I can't remember like.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
That even worse because we've become desensitized to it.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Well, and seventy five is a lot to yeah, like what, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
There have been not that's just school shootings. Three hundred
ninety one mass shootings. So that's that's literally just school
shootings more than one per state. That's one and a
half per state if my math is correct. Seventy five,
seventy fifty and then twenty five, which is half of
that one and a half per state.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
That's quick math.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
That's a real quick math.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's well, it's pretty simple. No, it's not that amazing,
pretty simple. I will do something a bit positive. I
saw Morgan walked in and gave everybody treats. You make these, Morgan, I.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Sure it did.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Yours is all dairy free and it's it's yummy.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You got chocolates in there, and dairy free chocolate.
Speaker 9 (04:46):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
I made him and brownies and rice in a rice
Krispy treat.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
Wait, oh, that's legit gave them to you and Amy.
There's a huge trail out there that I brought for everybody,
and they've got individual boxes and we got Are you angry?
Speaker 10 (05:01):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (05:02):
This is two years season, Morgan. Would you like, why
did we get this whole leftovers?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's not leftovers.
Speaker 8 (05:08):
I spent all week in baking so you guys could
have a plate because you complained last year and they
both deserved him.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Amy brings presents for everybody.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
All the time. Fired up right now.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
I have rings that he has to do.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
I brought some for mic also because he's vegan, and that's.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Where the separation is.
Speaker 8 (05:26):
All the rest of you guys don't have allergies.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
She didn't do anything allergy. She didn't do that take
away from you.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Take a breath.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
She did nothing to take away from you, But you're mad.
She just brought absolutely and she presented to everybody at
the same time, she goes, yours are out there, here's.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
You guys can go to the buffet. I'm going to
give them their own individual meals.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Do you know how much work it is?
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Do you ever bring anything in for anybody?
Speaker 11 (05:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (05:50):
No, whin, I've brought some cookies to the breakroom. What
you brought from Kroger You've never baked in your life.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
And those cookies were for something else.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
And yeah, they were left over for my kid's birthday,
right right, right, right, No, they were just at the house,
So you just brought it.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
She made.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
She asked, did I ever bring anything? So there's facts
that I did, so there's point for me. But I'm
just saying two years in a row. She knows that,
Like wow, I'm still going.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
To keep doing it because I would like to give
one to Bobby and Amy. I would like to give
one to everyone. I brought a whole plate.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
You didn't even go out there and look at it.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I saw it.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
I saw the plate, and I'm like, Oh, here are
the leftovers that didn't fit in the box.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
You get none left over. They're the new presentation. I
have an allergy, Mike's a vegan, Amy's awesome.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
You guys, all else suck. You don't deserve a box.
Speaker 12 (06:38):
So you wanted to change the vibe? Eb Yeah, so
you know, like we we have all the emotions happening
at any given moment.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Man, Hello, Bobby Bowenes. My fiance recently told me that
they want their best friend, who happens to be the
opposite sex, to be their best woman in our wedding
or best person.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
That makes me more comfortable.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
She's been his friend for years and I truly believe
nothing has ever happened between them. But I'd be lying
if I said I wasn't uncomfortable. They talk all the time,
have inside jokes I'm not a part of. And honestly,
she knows details about my fiance, then I'm pretty sure
I don't even know yet. I don't want to be
the insecure partner who says no, But it feels weird
having another woman standing right next to my fiance at
the altar, like they're the second most important person in
(07:40):
the relationship. So Am I wrong to feel this way?
Should I push through the discomfort because friendships matter? Or
is it fair to ask for some boundaries on a
day that's supposed to be about us signed trying not
to be the jealous one man. You can tell she's
bothered by it by the way that she says they
have inside jokes a part of and she knows details
(08:02):
and I'm pretty sure I don't even know yet.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Yeah, So I was just thinking that she'd probably feel
the same way, but just minus the jealousy part. Because
with a best man, there's inside jokes, there's details that
you know, but you're just not bothered by it because
it's a guy.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, Because I would think even though she believes him,
she doesn't all the way believe him, or you wouldn't
be bothered by that that they haven't ever done anything.
I would think there's a morsel of wonder if anything's
ever really happened. I also think you're not wrong for
feeling anyway, Like feelings aren't wrong, like how they come out.
(08:38):
I mean, you can make wrong decisions there, but I
think if it makes you uncomfortable, you don't you don't
have it at your wedding period. Like, why would you
have something at your wedding that makes you uncomfortable?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Well, this is his best friend.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Could this be a deal breaker?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Like if he if she tells him who's more important
him and the best friend or him and the bride.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Him and her?
Speaker 6 (08:59):
But I mean, I think they're to be a level
of understanding like that. What's the issue is? You don't
trust me?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, and you know what, that's not going to go
away in three months. The answer is no. She can't
be standing there as the best woman because, regardless, you
don't deserve, for any reason fair unfair, to be uncomfortable
at your own wedding, regardless, it doesn't matter if you're
right or wrong. You don't deserve to pay all this
money to have this whole big day and you still
feel uncomfortable while you're up there.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
The root of it, though, is she doesn't trust who
she's marrying. Okay, well that's the bigger issue.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
That's not what she's asking. She's asking, can I say
no to this, and you can say.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
No to this?
Speaker 10 (09:37):
And I guess that would be My encouragement is to like, well,
that's what I was saying. She doesn't trust them. That's
why I was saying, when she's like she doesn't know details,
like there's a morsel in her and maybe if she
doesn't trust them, maybe she she doesn't.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Now, it's it's hard. I had I had, I had
men on my side.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, but you're your main person wasn't though.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Yeah, My main person was my sister. She was my yeah,
matron of honor. And then I had three what did
we call him?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Bridesman?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And three makes it easier than one. Yeah, but also
it's not your main persons of our high school click
standing right up next to you. That's that's way different.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, I mean it could.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
It's fair to ask you have a conversation with him
of like, here's how I'm feeling, and I guess I'm curious,
would you have similar thoughts if it was flipped and
I had a man standing next to me that I
had all these jokes with and he was represented like
can you can you put yourself in my shoes?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And hopefully he could and relate to that.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
In the end, he has to cut her, not the bride.
He has to cut his. He's got to move her
down a couple of spots. I think she can still
be in it. But yeah, she can't be the main.
Speaker 13 (10:54):
Woman.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, if the wife is uncomfortable with that, because that
is not a day where you should have anything that
makes you uncomfortable. Yeah, so you can have all the
healthy talks, and there's just something that makes her think
that he's not telling her the truth.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Right, which that makes me think that's the bigger problem.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Moving her down doesn't change that.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It does for the wedding, okay, And she may think
this is not something to temporary to kill the whole
relationship over, because it may be her that has the issue.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
It's inside of herself. It's maybe that she doesn't trust him.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
She has issues in her past that make her feel
that way about other women and guys, so it may
not even be about him. Yeah, but she doesn't deserve it. Yeah,
I get a new husband. I wouldn't have this if
I were you. You can find the healthy way to
get to it, but I wouldn't have it because you
don't deserve that on your wedding day. That's what I
would say. It's uncomfortable. He needs to understand and if
he doesn't understand that, he is not prioritizing you.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah, that's what I say.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
It's uncomfortable, but I appreciate you emailing that some voicemails.
Speaker 14 (11:53):
Number one, I have a friend of mine who lets
their eight year old cup like, if you off his bike,
he can go, oh, not hurt, but he couldn't say
like at you. I was wondering what the parents on
the show thought about that eight years old can say
her words thoughts. Let me know.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Yeah, uh, I get the difference between oh.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Not hur and you.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
So that's those are some good parameters.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
However, I probably am not going to encourage that, at
least in my house, just because at school that's not
going to be allowed. At other people's homes, that's likely
going to be inappropriate or rude, and I just don't
want them to do that, especially at that age, like
they can save it for when they're older.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Do you ever see the videos where a parent will
put their phone on a record and they won't tell
the kid and they'll go, hey, I'm gonna walk out.
You can say all the course words you want, and
it's like four or six year old, and like, this
is the one time you can do it. They don't
know they're being recorded, and as soon as a parent
walks out, they shut the door.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
The kids like they know they're so funny. Yeah, those
are really funny. They're very funny. How do you guys? No, no, dude,
no cursing.
Speaker 15 (13:01):
No, absolutely not like and that's you know, like we curse,
but like not around them, although I did. I'd never
cursed in front of my seventeen year old and I
took him to the opry.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Ever ever, not even whatever.
Speaker 15 (13:16):
No, no, no, And I took him to the opry
with me, and I was talking to some record guy's
to do one slipped out in the middle of it,
and I saw his.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Face go, oh, dad just said the idea of his
dad crumbled.
Speaker 15 (13:26):
But you know what, though, he's never brought that up,
like at all, And that was what a month ago.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
You've never said a curse word of funny? You never
what about the other kids? No? No, definitely not got it? No,
all right, next one, ray, Hey.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I'm catching up on the podcast.
Speaker 13 (13:40):
On a long road trip, and I have an idea
for twelve days of Christmas for Lunchbox.
Speaker 11 (13:44):
His has to be a five losing a lot of tickets.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
And he'll just be so frustrated every time he has
to say it.
Speaker 11 (13:52):
But I think it'll be hilarious.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Love you guys, by we will take that into consideration.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I considered it. I love it, Wren, that's funny. That'll
be lunchbot is line.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
We perform the Twelve Days of Christmas Praxit.
Speaker 7 (14:03):
Five losing lottery tickets.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I'd say lotto lotto ticket. Yeah, five losing lotto. I
don't know, they both work. Neither neither works, so you
can pick whichever one. So I'm wrong on that.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Hold on, what did I say?
Speaker 11 (14:17):
Lottery?
Speaker 7 (14:17):
So let's stripe five losing lotto tickets.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
That also feels clunky. One you like best?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah, I'll talk to myself. Talk to yourself, let me
know what you come up with. Circle yes, circle back
with yourself, and then you circle back with me.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
All right?
Speaker 13 (14:31):
Next up, I listened to your show every single day
on my way to and from school with my mom.
I love the show, and I just wanted to ask
if you could give a shout out to my mom,
Darren Fitzgerald. She loves the podcast, listens to it almost
every single day without fail, and I love my mom,
so I think she deserves one.
Speaker 14 (14:50):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, Darren Fitzgerald, shout out to you. Also never met
a woman named Darren.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
No, I like it.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
We either have met many a man named Darren, never
met a woman named Darren.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Two male Darren.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Although the Darren kind of sounds like it could.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
I like it as a woman's name. Just have never
met a woman named Darren. Have never met a woman
named Steve. That's a very male name.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I would not think there's a woman named Steve, but
I wouldn't have thought there was a Stevie.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
STEVEE. Stevie's different, though, Yeah.
Speaker 12 (15:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
If I met a girl named Darren, I'm out no.
But listen to it, though, Karen Darren like sounds like Maren.
That's different. If I met a bar and she said, hey,
my name is Darren, I'm like, whoa.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
But she's like, she's like, hey, my name is Darren.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I don't mind Darren. I think Darren's a cool name.
I just have never heard it as a woman. Do
a man's voice like as the best you possibly can
and I want you to say, I don't know, We'll
say Steve, Hey names Steve, and I'm here to apply
for a job today.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Do the best men boys? She could do?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Go?
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Why are you talking like that? Like banking? Batman?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Okay that that. How how do you want me to
go low.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Or just sound like a non smoker? Just like just
like low. You don't have to like Yeah, okay, I'm
telling you. What was my name again, Steve? Hi, my
name is Steve.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I kind of have to be a smoker. If you
want me to be a man, you go on.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
And I'm here to apply for a job today.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
My name is Steve, and I'm here to apply for
a job today, today, today, today.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Okay, now, but now she sounds like she's aking for money.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah, okay, I'm my name Steve. I'm here five for
a job.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
You from Australia, Steve.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Felt country to me. I'm my name is Steve. I'm
there app for a job.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Can you do a woman's voice?
Speaker 11 (16:47):
Me?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm close. What's my name Darren?
Speaker 11 (16:50):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
No, Mindy, Mindy. Hi, my name's Mindy.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Nice to meet him.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Here to apply for a job. Interesting, sexy? No, can
you do it a woman? Yeah? Oh yeah, Hey, this
is Mindy. I'm here to get a job. What do
you got I don't think I can do it? Come on,
you can do it.
Speaker 11 (17:07):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
My name is Mindy. I'm here to apply for a
job that might be the best one. Hey, did you
hear me?
Speaker 7 (17:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
This is not good. You sound like a dude trying
to be a girl.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Let's do one more voicemail. Go ahead, all right? I
have two questions morning studio. Amy, What does your boyfriend
think about you and your maybe love interest with Lunchbox
and Lunchbox? If you were so famous, why does no
one know what your real name is?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Maymy?
Speaker 6 (17:37):
He hasn't said anything, so speak for him because he's
not aware of that. I don't think you would care, though.
I think he's threatened because there is no what.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Are you threaten?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Like?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
He's on enough of a threat. There's no sexual tension
over here. Guys like you guys are just doing Amy
thread about him?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
And why did you bring sexual atting?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I'd like you have hidden love for me, like I
don't know where they get that.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Yeah, yeah, definitely not a threat.
Speaker 15 (18:07):
If you took a picture of Lunchbox to your boyfriend
said like, I'm in love with him, what do you
think would say?
Speaker 4 (18:13):
He'd be like, Okay, Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
We could ask him. I think it'd be fine. What
was the next question?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Hey, go for it?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Lunchbox. Yours is nobody knows your last name. You're not
that famous.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
I am super famous. I don't know what he's talking about.
People know my name, like just because he's a loser
and doesn't know it.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
All right, there you go, Hey, thank you for the voicemails.
Leave us some message anytime. Eight hundred Wait.
Speaker 13 (18:38):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Eight seven seven seventy seventy seven, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, we did say jud last week, so that numbers
burnt into my head. Eight seven, seven seventy seven.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Bobby, It's time for the good news, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
In Virginia, three first graders are being celebrated as real
life heroes because they helped save their teacher's life during
a moment in the classroom they got a little dicey.
Speaker 11 (19:04):
Now.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Their teacher, Madison Swift, was working with a student. She
was eating at the same time, and she started choking.
She couldn't breathe. That's when her students, Dereck, Bryson and
Colton jumped in. Derek hit the classroom emergency call button
and told the office what was happening. Bryson spread it
into the hallway to grab another teacher, and Colton stayed
by the teacher's side, giving her back blows to try
(19:25):
to dislodge the food. They're a quick thinking brought health
fast and the teacher says it saved their life, and
so she let them choose all three individually a prize
from her classroom treasure box.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
It's like chocolate. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, they get to go and get a box of nerds,
one of those small boxes of nerds, so you get
a trick or treat. WTVR with that story. When I
read about the button that you push, is that the
same thing as the call button that we had. It
wasn't always an emergency button, but you'd go up and
push it and you could talk to the office.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I don't remember. I don't remember that button and that Texas.
Maybe our school had so many criminals we had to
have that.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
And they went to do the announcements on a speaker.
Yea yeah, but the speaker was like in the office.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
The office had a speaker where they could hit the
button and talked to all the classes.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
But the speaker in every room right on the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
But ea, like I'm sending this person print subordination and
they would call and tell them no, that's often what
it was. You'd call the office to tell them a
kid got kicked out of class, so they would know
in the next forty five seconds that kid would need
to be in the office, so if he didn't show up, they.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Have to look for him. Yeah. Yeah, not at our school.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I guess we took a lot of gang members from
other schools. Oh really, Yeah, we were the school that
you went to if you got kicked out another school.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
That's why.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
That's why I'm so hard. Yeah, that's of course, that's
the reason. That's why A big shout out to these
these students for doing that. That's awesome. Glad, she's okay.
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
Good.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Time for the Medical Minute, listeners are asking what's happened
with Scuba Steve's tumor, what's happened when Lunchbox's stomach? So
everybody's been to the doctor with me. It's been surgery
with my ankle. I've been going to a foot rehab.
They try to make me go to rehab and I.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Say, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you want to get better,
But I'm back.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I got I was wearing a boot after I was
on a scooter and now I'm just in a brace
and so by January, I'm gonna have one hundred percent ankle.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Let's go, I'm be dunking again.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Like is that what they're telling you? You're gonna be
back to a hundo.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
I said, can I dunk when I'm done? And they
said could you dunk before? I said no?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Then they said no, you can't. But that's what's up, lunchbox.
So start from your story at the beginning.
Speaker 11 (21:35):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (21:35):
Yeah, I had a sharp left pain to the left
of my belly button, probably seven months ago, middle of June,
and I started going to doctors. Is when i'd run,
I could feel it, and after soccer games, when i'd
get done playing, I couldn't move from I mean, it
was like, all of a sudden, I was incapable of walking.
And so I started going to the doctors and one
(21:57):
doctor tells me, oh, it's your provict floor. Another doctor
tells me just google some exercises and uh, it'll be fine.
I'm like, no, that's not it. So then I went
for a CT scan. They found nothing. So then doctor's like, yeah,
I don't know what to say. Y'all send you to
physical therapy. Sends me to physical therapy, and that made
it one hundred times worse. Belly rehab as I call it, yeah,
(22:18):
belly rehabit. I said, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, man,
that's not working. So I was like, I got to stop.
It got worse, It got worse. Whoa, And I told
the guy doing the physical therapy. He's like, well, that's
not how it should be. You should feel better after
you come in here. I'm like, no, the next day
I can barely walk.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
That wasn't soreness.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
You're incapable of walking?
Speaker 7 (22:38):
Yes, no, no, it wasn't soreness. It was like, oh
my gosh, uncomfortable discomfort.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Amy made the uncomfortable discomfort. Yes, yes, Amy made the
point that you don't ever left weights though, so it
could have been soreness.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
You just don't know. No, no, no, I know it
to that.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
No, No, I know what soreness is. Guys like I
run and things like that, and I know what you
feel like when you're sore. This was like, oh my gosh,
like this is not a good pain.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Have you been to so many a physical therapist and
they still don't know what it is?
Speaker 16 (23:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
So then I go to the gastrotology I close and
they tell me, oh, yeah, I don't think it's your colon,
but we'll give you a colonoscuby for fun.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Yeah you should have done that.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
And I was like, man, I don't know about that.
So then I go to a sports medicine doctor and
they say, hey, we don't know, but we're gonna send
you for an MRI. And I go get the MRI. Oh,
there's nothing wrong with you, but we're here if you
need us. And so now I'm just stuck.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Any chance of the phantom pain, no, no, no, because
sometimes if someone has like their leg cut off, they
still feel pain in what's not there.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yep, if it's amputated, No, it is.
Speaker 7 (23:39):
Not a phantom pain. So I have not played soccer,
I have not gone running in probably two months. And
I have run in the backyard with the kids. And
here's the problem, Like I dry, I get done running
now like if I I mean, I'm just talking, like
from the fence to the fence we race. I get
(23:59):
a little discomfort my left testicle. What discomfort my left testicle?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Like get hurt And that's the same side, the same side,
left one, So it's moving so you have uncomfort discomfort
in your testicle and your stomach.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
Yeah, like it's like a like the pain kind of
radiates down into my left testicle and it's just like,
oh my gosh. And so I don't know what to do.
It's interesting, like I literally have no idea, and I'm like,
maybe I'm making it up. But then when I'm sitting
there on the couch, I'm like, no, I'm uncomfortable, Like
my left testicle is uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
IV prof at all does make it away?
Speaker 7 (24:32):
I mean, I guess, I don't know. Maybe it's see
I take ibuprofen or advil, whatever it's called, and it's
been an hour. So maybe it's just because I haven't
been doing anything, or maybe it's the advil. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Probably you might have enlarged veins like faulty.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
So I get people online saying, oh, you probably have
a pinch nerve. Well, how do I know You've all
the doctors? Have you been to a testical doctor? You
have not?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
You haven't mentioned that.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Well in that what a a person is a herneia
doctor is? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I don't know if there's did they examine your testicles
at the herneiya doctor.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
No, let me see him.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
What but that's what I'm saying. That's one bigger than
the other.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Oh, youurologist, is that who he needs to go to?
Speaker 6 (25:18):
Because I googled what's a test.
Speaker 16 (25:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
This specialized.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
I know, I know that sounds crazy, guys, and I
even think I'm crazy when I'm at my house and
I'm like, man, that left testicle feels uncomfortable, like it's weird,
Like I don't. The pain kind of radiates down to
the left.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yeah, you keep grabbing yourself. I'd rather not do that anymore.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Well, I'm just telling you where it hurts.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Yeah, don't know. Okay, so theory, so go for it.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
What if the actual problem is in your testicle and
that's what's making your stomach hurt and you haven't got
your testicle checked, so they look at your stomach and
your stomach is only hurting because of what's going wrong
in your testicle. Also, co set the record for the
most times we said the word testicle in a segment time.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Okay, Well, I didn't know that there was a specific
doctor a urologists. I'll look them up. I mean, I
will do anything I'm telling you this is miserable.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
So is the stomach pain gone.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
I haven't done anything, so it's not as uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
You can try that right.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Testical problems frequently cause lower abdominal pain. Oh gosh, as
the nerves and structures are closely linked with pain oft
and radiating from the growing to the stomach. Serious issues
like testicular torsion.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Oh that's not that's like, are there twisted up?
Speaker 13 (26:39):
So?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
That sounds like maybe it's kidney stones too.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah, that's what I say.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
It's not kidney stones, could be a kidney I drink No, No,
I drink so much water. It would be impossible for
me to get a kidney stone. Impossible.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
It's not impossible.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
Impossible, It's not impossible, impossible.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I don't think I you hydrated people.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Have you get kidney stones from lack of water?
Speaker 11 (27:04):
No?
Speaker 13 (27:04):
I have.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I have kidney stones.
Speaker 16 (27:06):
They're in me. They're not me than boys.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
I'm being honest with you. I don't thrinking water.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
When I had my body scanned, they found kidney stones,
but mine just haven't passed yet, and they said, definitely,
try to drink a lot of water. I still don't
drink that much water and they're still just chilling in
there and they haven't passed yet them.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
I hope, well, I hope that you well. I would
suggest that you go to your audiust.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
Okay, that's my next step.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I guess I mean testicular tour, Jean.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
It's twisting of the text test to a medical emergency.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
I said, did they get tangled up? That's crazy?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Are they tangled up? Would you like me to take
a look? No, no, I will.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Promptly.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yeah, Look, I so, Bobby doctor.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I am a doctor. Now I have a different thing,
but I'm more of a doctor to anybody else. I'm
a literal doctor, and it can be in two seconds
right now.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
It's a PhD, not an MD.
Speaker 7 (27:59):
But yeah, I'm I'm okay. I'll pass on your looking
at them, but I will have to find then.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
I guess the urologists like I just I don't think
you should rule out kidney stone.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Why you drink so much water? It would be im possible,
m possible.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah, I that there's cases where it still happened, very rare.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
How do you know this? So this has been lunch
walks as medical man, we're rooting for you.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Yeah, good luck.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
The dark turn would be he comes in one day
and it's like they got to get rid of them
one testicle.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Yeah, your your.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Kidney stone is passing to your your reader.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Boys, I'm losing a test your reader got me.
Speaker 7 (28:38):
I don't even know. I don't know if i'd admit
that on air Nystone, if I know if I had
to get rid of a testicle.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
One yeah, Steve, let's check out with Scooba Steve real quick. Yeah. Yeah,
so you have had an issue in your body, yes,
also with.
Speaker 17 (28:55):
My stomach, but I have results with mine. So it
started back mid now November. I had food poisoning, violently vomiting.
I had some abdominal pain and I went to get
it checked out and one place said that it was
a tumor, and it freaked me out. I'm like, oh
my god, I have cancer and I'm going to die.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
I'm done.
Speaker 17 (29:12):
But I thought it was a hernia because another doctor
told me, no, you have a hernia. So that's why
I got the test in the first place. So then
I was like, well, I need to get a different
test to make sure that it isn't a tumor, and
so I went to go see a specialist at Vandy
who does only hernias. She was poking on my belly
and maybe do some stuff. And then she read the
(29:32):
results and she goes, where'd you go again? I was like,
he goes, well, you don't need to say the name
of the place, so we'll bleed that out.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
She goes, they do.
Speaker 17 (29:41):
They're inexperienced, and she basically talked down to them and
she goes, I do this for a living. It's just
a hernia. So she gave me some sort of belt
to wear. She said, I can do surgery if I want,
but I can live with this for the rest of
my life.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Is it weird on your body?
Speaker 17 (29:53):
Yeah, because it's a bump. And I was for a
while was nervous that if I picked up my kids
to do anything, it's just going to start spilling out,
like my intestines are going to fly out of my muscles.
And she goes, no, I won't do that. You're fine,
you can. You can go work out and do whatever
you did before.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
So Scuba was going to do a bet he's gonna
have to run a forty in like five to four
or something. Yeah, I got cleared for it.
Speaker 17 (30:11):
So I'm good.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
I was cleared. We can run it.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
We come back for the new year. I don't make
him do it in the cold, you know. But any
what do you think a lunchbox should do about his
I think, well, we're talking about him not drinking. He
drinks a lot of water. But we've been in Vegas
a lot, and I've never seen him drink water when
we're there for days on end. So you could have
easily got a kidney stone in one of those trips.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
In two days. You don't get a kidney stone, guys,
that's months and months of preparation.
Speaker 17 (30:34):
Not drink a lot of alcohol in those two days,
you're right, So in the vodka though, exactly. Yeah, and
no water whatsoever. But it also could be his balls
or whatever you want to call them.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Well, test, Okay, that's been the medical minute. Scuba glad
on yours. I'm bouncing back, lunchbox. Uh to be continued.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Yeah, purgatory, you're in a bit of that right now.
It sucks.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yes, this woman takes a tape measure on dates to
see how tall gy really are because she says they lie.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
I actually have a measuring tape measure, like wouldn't it
be funny if like I get it, I pulled to
the coffee shop, I like tape measure just to make
sure he's actually six to one.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
But I don't think he would say anything about the
high comment.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
So the whole thing is guys lie all the time
on social media about how tall they are or on
dating apps how tall they are. So what if you
were on a date, guys and a girl brings a
tape measure to measure your height?
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Go ahead, measure it. Oh six foot, that's what I said.
Speaker 10 (31:34):
I am.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
I am six foot eddy six ft? Okay, yeah, so lunchbox,
I'm out, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 7 (31:42):
Like who are you?
Speaker 11 (31:43):
Like?
Speaker 7 (31:43):
You don't lie about any Like what am I going
to start measuring your your your cup size?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Like you know what I mean? Like do you put
that in act? But do you put that in the
bio of your dating app?
Speaker 12 (31:53):
Yo?
Speaker 7 (31:56):
If you put a picture up there and it's like,
well look at these because she's wearing a really padded baller,
she's up on the.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Okay, now you're like, he's like, do you have spanks on?
Speaker 7 (32:07):
I'm out of here, like or she says, you know,
five ft thirty five. You know what I mean you
show up and you're like, let's get that scale out.
That scale would be different, but the difference would be
in dating profiles. Day, let's not tall they are?
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 11 (32:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yes, you don't have to, but yes, most every guy
it's helpful.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Yeah, because in most situations the girl would like for
her partner to be taller than her, even if.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
It's just by an inch.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Well, then if that is the logic, and I understand
why that would be helpful, then for guys, should the
women put their weight?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
No, you can see in a picture.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
You can see in a picture how tall somebody is,
but you can manipulate that. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Is there anything women put on their profiles like that height?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, they put He doesn't matter though to women, like
it matters to women with the guy is, But guys
don't care about the height of a woman.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Correct.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Some guys won't date girls if they're like over five.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Seven, only if they're like five five.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah, so it does. It matters for some, but not
quite as much for sounds high maintenance.
Speaker 7 (33:12):
This chick sounds high maintenance and annoying, like she can't
let me pullitic.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Not funny at all. That's all funny, But what if
she's hot? Isn't that always?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Because we had a girl on last week it was
like my husband doesn't do this, and you were on
fire about it and then you saw you saw her
video and when you're like, never mind, she's hot.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Can you show me your video? Let me find her.
Her name is be why Alicia don like by Alicia
dahn A l I c I A d A w N.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
My guess is he's gonna think she's pretty hot.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Okay, so lunchbox, we're gonna pull up a video of her. Yeah,
up on the screen in front of you. Here you
will see by Alicia dn and tell me if you
think she is hot enough for you to break your rules.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
Here, Like lunchboxs is like, oh, i'd be out, but
I bet he would see her and be like, measure me.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
That sounds does sound weird. She's into some weird stuff.
That sounds weird. Anyway. Do you see her on your computer? Yeah?
She ain't worth it, you don't think so she is
right there?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
That is not her.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Yeah, that is her. That's a different girl than I'm seeing.
You're looking at different. I went to the wrong page. Yeah,
I would trust the one, Mike.
Speaker 13 (34:17):
This is her.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Okay, let me see something else you got. Okay, we'll
click into her profile here. Yeah, talking like that, Okay,
you know what measure me measure me, girl like come on, gomgohoma.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
No, no, she can measure measure me, just girly things
like what if.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
You're caught in the lie? Though?
Speaker 11 (34:39):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Man, she's hot enough that she can measure. Okay, it's
all about how hot she is.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Yeah, i mean look at her, look at it. I
mean she's got some.
Speaker 7 (34:49):
Like the shirt she wears. She wears the same shirt
like almost in every picture or video.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
A lot of that.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I think she shoots a lot of the videos. Yeah, yeah, okay,
she's way less annoying now.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
Yeah wait, wait Eddie, would you let her measure it?
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Leat me out of this? Would you let her measure beck, Gil,
you want to measure? The end seem too hey, Amy,
It just shows you right now. Hey guys, yep, everything's annoying.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
However, if it's met by how pretty someone is, you'll
take more crap depending on how pretty she is.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
So all right, well do we have it? Yeah, as
long as she's over eighteen, she can measure. Oh that
sounds really.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
I feel like Chris Hansen's like one step away from
busting in here.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
All right's go over and talk to Holly, who lives
in New York. Hey, Holly, what's going on?
Speaker 11 (35:38):
I to call him and talk to lunch But no,
not talking to him. I don't want to talk to
him just to talk about what he thinks of teachers.
He hasn't got a clue. Do you guys remember during
COVID when parents were in complete panic because they actually
had to teach their own kids. That's all forgotten now
(36:00):
as far as summers off, most teachers worked during the
summer at a different job because.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
Our pay was so low.
Speaker 11 (36:10):
So and if you were going to hand out worksheets,
show a movie every day lunchbox, you would be fired
in the first couple of days. You don't have a clue.
Kids don't respect teachers. Parents don't respect teachers. I worked
for thirty five years and I can't tell you his
number of times that I got hit or spit on
and the names that I was called, and parents just
(36:32):
think we were glorified babysitting service. I'm sorry, just had events.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Yeah, I'm glad you did. Please stay on for a second.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
So lunchbox has come on many times, especially recently, and
it's like, man, being a teacher would be the best
job and so easy because you get this month off,
that month off, summer's off, you get like what are
the things.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
Oh, they get spring break, Christmas break, a month off
of Christmas, they get all these fall break. They have
a lot of vacation days. And I mean, I know
you say parents were freaking out during COVID. Yeah, because
they had a job. Plus they were trying to teach
their kids, so doing two jobs was a little more difficult.
So yeah, that I understand that. So and you say
(37:14):
you don't do worksheets, I mean that's all kid, we
did in school. Like you finished one worksheet, do another worksheet.
And I'm sorry that you got spit on. I don't
know what kind of school you're working at, but man,
maybe that was on you.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Maybe you should have changed school. Oh it's her fault.
Got you said that's on you. It's her fault.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
If you're getting spit on a bunch of times, don't
you think you should maybe look at a different school.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Holly, you're a bottle.
Speaker 14 (37:41):
Now it lunch back.
Speaker 11 (37:43):
If you would take the time to look up and
see the statistics on how many teachers are injured while working,
you would be amazed. Also, you know teachers are required
to have a master's degree. Something you didn't quite gets.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Not true. What's not true? Teachers don't have to have
a master's degree. That's absolutely false. That's absolutely false.
Speaker 11 (38:07):
Now this is how much you don't know about what
is required of teachers. You don't have a clue.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
I promise my brother in law is a teacher. He
does not have a master's degree. He has a bachelor's degree.
He doesn't have a master's degree.
Speaker 11 (38:22):
In many states it's required. So there's another thing that
teachers have to do is often work on their mass
getting their master's degree while they're still teaching, and during summers.
I don't know if anybody that gets a month off
during December. Nobody. So you just keep making stuff up.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
And I just needed to call a lot, a lot
of states. So you mean Connecticut, Maryland, New York. That's
a lot.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
Well, she's from New York, so that has forty seven
states that don't require it.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
So that in school, I don't know if you were
what kind of teacher you were, but a lot means
more than three, Like, oh, you hit heroines al on
her knees. Yeah, okay, to be fair, she is from
New York, so that was her story and her version.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Okay, So Holly, Lunchbox is not going to change Lunchbox,
does she changed your mind at all?
Speaker 4 (39:09):
You still think teaching is easy?
Speaker 7 (39:10):
Teaching is a pretty easy job, laid back they I
mean they go to happy I mean they're done by three.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
O'clock assigning their after school activity.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
That's made up.
Speaker 7 (39:22):
No, I've got friends that are teachers, and they're the
ones that go to happy hour the most. And those
are your friends.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Yeah. So I don't think we got anywhere, And I'm
glad she called in and taught to me. She said.
She I like, she didn't want to talk to me,
but she really wanted to have a conversation.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
By the way, I don't agree with Lunchbox on this,
but I will provide the forum for somebody who is
a teacher to talk with and against him. But I
do not agree with Lunchbox. I do not think it
is a I think it's a very thankless job. It's
a very important and thankless job where good teachers have
to work a lot they don't get paid enough. And
(39:56):
it's also why there aren't a lot of great teachers
because they don't get enough. And like the people that
would go and teach if there was a bit more
money in it and would be great teachers, they're even
hopping into that profession. So you got great teachers not
making enough and then going I don't know if that
want to do this or checking out like he says, Yah, they.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
Check out for sure. I had a lot of teachers
checked out.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Promise you that systematic failure is what I say, Holly,
anything else you want to add?
Speaker 11 (40:21):
If I had to do it all over again, I
was asked this once. You know, if you go back
to when you're like nineteen eighteen, I would never ever
have become a teacher. And I just want to say, Bobby,
I absolutely look, you make my mornings. I lost my
husband a few years ago and you have just sent
you and everybody out there, including LaunchBox, and I just
(40:42):
want to say, good morning studio.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Why all right, Holly, hope you have a great holiday,
Thank you for calling.
Speaker 11 (40:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
It's time for the good news produce ready.
Speaker 15 (41:00):
Battista. He is a Marine Corps veteran, but he's also
a truck driver. He's been driving for thirty four years
and he was just nominated by his best friend for
the road Warrior contest, which is just a contest for
good drivers. But the good thing about Stacey is he
has driven five million miles accident free, not one accident.
(41:21):
So he nominated, gets nominated, he wins the award, and
the prize is a brand new custom red Kenworth semi truck.
Speaker 18 (41:29):
It's a whole truck, a whole truck, and a fifty
thousand dollars check. I thought I was a gift card,
a pilot or something. No, dude, they gave him a
whole truck, all of truck, like quarterback.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 11 (41:42):
Tho.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
He's been driving for thirty four years and not one accident.
It's like or that we know of. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
That's crazy. Wow, that's a good story. Congratulations to him.
That is what it's all about. That was telling me
something good.
Speaker 9 (41:57):
Wake and it's on the radio and the dogs.
Speaker 7 (42:08):
Ready and then lunchbox mor game too.
Speaker 9 (42:11):
Steve Red's trying to put you through buck He's running
this week's next bit.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what This.
Speaker 9 (42:23):
Is the Bobby Ball all.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
Right, Time for the Morning Corny.
Speaker 16 (42:30):
The Morning Corny.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Why couldn't the elf pay his rent?
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Why couldn't the elf pay his rent?
Speaker 2 (42:36):
He came up a little short.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Okay, there you go. That was the Morning Corny Bobby
Bones Show.
Speaker 7 (42:47):
Sorry up today. This story comes us from New Hampshire.
Kinky Kelly is a girl on TikTok and she liked
to go to supermarkets and use the bathroom on food
and leave on the show. And she got busted because
she'd put it on TikTok. She's had it to prison
for six months.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
Like what kind of food? Well, like produce, doesn't matter, dude.
Her name's Kinky Kelly. You know she's up to no
good that.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
I don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
That's also something that if you do it needs to
be like a personal kink, because as soon as you
put it on anything public, you're gonna go to jail.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
Like you can't mess with people's food.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
Yeah yeah, it's like why not get produce and then
do it at home?
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Or don't do it? Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
First of all, want to say don't do it at all,
But I would like to say that if it's your thing.
You can't record it, you can't put it out there. Yeah,
because there's that you that entertainer doesn't live long.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
So yeah, Kinky Kelly lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (43:50):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
I had a dog named Dusty that I had for
twelve thirteen years, and I was talking with doctor Josie,
who's my vet. She has a podcast called In the
Vet's Office. We were talking about like how hard it
is when you have to put your animal down, and
she's a vet who has to do this a lot.
So I want to play you this because there's a
lot of good that can come from it. When I
moved to Austin, Texas, and I was living there, and
(44:16):
as I moved there, I didn't know anybody. You ever
moved anywhere by yourself without knowing anybody Nashville. So I
moved to Austin and knew nobody moved down there by myself.
There was a new story about a puppy mill being rated,
and all these dogs were at the puppy mill.
Speaker 16 (44:30):
I just one got one of them. There's no They
just gave me a dog. There was no paper.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
I just drove up and they were like, you can
have one it was crazy looking back, I did so
I took probably too young to take, but there was
no other option because it's a puppy mill, the shelter
or the rescue or whatever. So I had Dusty for yeah,
for like thirteen or fourteen years.
Speaker 16 (44:51):
Wrecked me. No, there's another loss like it wrecked me.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
I when we were touring because I was doing a
lot of touring with Raging Idiot, it's my comedy band,
and I was just starting to do some stand up
and so I then had to have a bus because
mostly it was pretty equal. We just all had bunks
and we could put more people in. But I was like,
I have to have a big, big room in the back.
And they got take my dog because he's dying, and
so we drove around. I dedicated my last book to him,
(45:17):
not the dog book, but my fail until you Don't
And on the front page it says, too Dusty, the
best dog that did. You'll never know this well, mostly
because dogs can't read. But I had to go after Oh.
It was my complete adult growth the dog. Oh Yeah,
like as I grew as an adult. That's my association
with him. He was with me the whole time. Best buddy.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 16 (45:39):
I had to go and do that and put them down.
It's awful.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
It's awful.
Speaker 19 (45:43):
I would venture to say, most people that are listening
to this that have animals can think of that one
awful dog or cat that they had in their twenties
or thirties, like when they were really going from childhood
into being an adult, and those animals like they help
shape who you are. I know it sounds crazy if
you don't have it.
Speaker 16 (45:58):
My for sure, adult old dog like growing as an
adult was with me the whole time.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yes, through heartbreak and breakups, and before we went in
when I put them down, we listened to Jack White.
I believe that we are gonna be friends. I still
remember it so vividly. It sucked, but this is what
I took from that. It's awful, it's awful. Yeah, But
what I took from that, and what I would tell
other friends who had to put their animals down, was
(46:23):
I'm so grateful that I was so sad, because had
I not been so sad, none of that would have mattered.
Speaker 16 (46:28):
For twelve or thirteen years.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I had a great twelve thirteen years with that dog exactly,
and had I not I would not have been as
sad exactly.
Speaker 16 (46:38):
It was a bowling ball to the gut. I was
a wreck for months.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
It makes me sad thinking about it now, but I
am so happy I get to be that sad because
that animal brought me such.
Speaker 16 (46:52):
Fulfilled your life, Oh yeah, but you love unconditional love.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
If you want to hear that full interview, just go
search for the Bobby Cast on iHeartRadio. Thank you guys
for being part of the show today and we will
see you guys tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
By everybody, The Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at red Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of Production. I'm
Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you
for listening to the podcast.
Transmitting this guy hope he had a great weekend. Welcome
to Monday Show Morning Studio Morning. A couple sad and
also bizarre stories. So there was an awful shooting at
Brown University over the weekend. Two students died, nine others
(00:25):
were injured. They can't find the shooter. They arrested and
or they had a person of interest. They put his
picture all over the internet. Then they let him go
and they're like, yeah, not him.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, things are going in a different direction now.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
And I'm like, well, gosh, they're like I saw there
were I think five hundred cameras, almost five hundred cameras
and all that area, Like this is a surveillance state
we live in.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
And they can't get the guy, and they get the
wrong guy, and was it the wrong guy? Was it
actually the right guy? But I don't think it was
the right guy. They'd let him go, and that shouldn't
be the dominating headline. Over nine people were shot, two
students dead, nine others were injured. Seventy five school shootings
(01:10):
so far this year.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
That is, and the fact they can't find the guy,
they grabbed the wrong guy, and the fact they do
this picture the wrong guy's picture up if it was
the wrong guys picture up, or I can see him
in my head right now. So the last time we checked,
which was about thirty minutes ago, they had not found
the guy. So if anybody does a quick search and
they have found the guy, let me know. It's just
bizarre they can't find the guy, especially with the world
(01:33):
we live in now. The other story was, and I
saw this as I was going to bed last night,
just the beginning.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Part of it.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
They were like, two people are dead at Rob Reiner's house,
and they didn't say yet that it was him and
his wife, which I fell asleep. So I woke up
this morning and I saw that was the case.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
The way it was written was weird. It said that
he owned the house.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah, it was again well and then they started going well.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
The ages of the people, though, do match the ages
of Rob Reiner and his wife Michelle. So Rob Reiner
directed to stand by me, Princess Bride. When Harry met
Sally a few good men.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
A ton.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
So they were stabbed to death in their home yesterday,
and sources say they were a murdered by their thirty
two year old son Nick now, Rob and his son
Nick did a movie together. I don't know, ten years
or so ago about Nick's addiction problems, and I don't
know that this has anything to do with that. Rob
was seventy eight, his wife was seventy according to this,
I've seen differences on their ages.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
But I woke up with all the that's bizarre.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
With all the information that it was him and it's
possibly their son.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
The daughter I believe found them and said to the
police allegedly gave her brother as a suspect, saying he
could be dangerous.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
With a knife.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Right, it wasn't his Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
There was also the.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Thing in Australia, which I didn't have my notes here
on it, but at Bonnie Beach, the beach where the
guy goes up, there're two guys I believe, and they're
shooting on the first day at Hanukah and they're shooting,
and you see the dude go up.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
And tackle the front shooter.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Crazy and the crazyest part because he goes up from
behind and grabs the shooter from back, pulls him down,
takes the gun from him. But the second shooter is
behind the first shooter and can see this happening. It
was a crazy weekend, a sad weekend. Sixteen were killed
(03:28):
on that Bondi beach in Australia. Man, screw everybody. People suck.
Not everybody, but that's how I feel though when I
watch the news like this, it's like, screw everybody, people suck.
You can't have to convince me now, somebody's got to
do some really good stuff, convince me people are good again, because.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
It's that's it. That is. It's terrible. The fact there
have been seventy five school shootings this year.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
How about that? Tell me that ain't terrible. Tell me
that ain't the worst freaking thing you could possibly hear.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Sad part is, I can't remember like.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
That even worse because we've become desensitized to it.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Well, and seventy five is a lot to yeah, like what, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
There have been not that's just school shootings. Three hundred
ninety one mass shootings. So that's that's literally just school
shootings more than one per state. That's one and a
half per state if my math is correct. Seventy five,
seventy fifty and then twenty five, which is half of
that one and a half per state.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
That's quick math.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
That's a real quick math.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's well, it's pretty simple. No, it's not that amazing,
pretty simple. I will do something a bit positive. I
saw Morgan walked in and gave everybody treats. You make these, Morgan, I.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Sure it did.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Yours is all dairy free and it's it's yummy.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
You got chocolates in there, and dairy free chocolate.
Speaker 9 (04:46):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
I made him and brownies and rice in a rice
Krispy treat.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
Wait, oh, that's legit gave them to you and Amy.
There's a huge trail out there that I brought for everybody,
and they've got individual boxes and we got Are you angry?
Speaker 10 (05:01):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (05:02):
This is two years season, Morgan. Would you like, why
did we get this whole leftovers?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's not leftovers.
Speaker 8 (05:08):
I spent all week in baking so you guys could
have a plate because you complained last year and they
both deserved him.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Amy brings presents for everybody.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
All the time. Fired up right now.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
I have rings that he has to do.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
I brought some for mic also because he's vegan, and that's.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Where the separation is.
Speaker 8 (05:26):
All the rest of you guys don't have allergies.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
She didn't do anything allergy. She didn't do that take
away from you.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Take a breath.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
She did nothing to take away from you, But you're mad.
She just brought absolutely and she presented to everybody at
the same time, she goes, yours are out there, here's.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
You guys can go to the buffet. I'm going to
give them their own individual meals.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Do you know how much work it is?
Speaker 8 (05:48):
Do you ever bring anything in for anybody?
Speaker 11 (05:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (05:50):
No, whin, I've brought some cookies to the breakroom. What
you brought from Kroger You've never baked in your life.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
And those cookies were for something else.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
And yeah, they were left over for my kid's birthday,
right right, right, right, No, they were just at the house,
So you just brought it.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
She made.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
She asked, did I ever bring anything? So there's facts
that I did, so there's point for me. But I'm
just saying two years in a row. She knows that,
Like wow, I'm still going.
Speaker 8 (06:16):
To keep doing it because I would like to give
one to Bobby and Amy. I would like to give
one to everyone. I brought a whole plate.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
You didn't even go out there and look at it.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
I saw it.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
I saw the plate, and I'm like, Oh, here are
the leftovers that didn't fit in the box.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
You get none left over. They're the new presentation. I
have an allergy, Mike's a vegan, Amy's awesome.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
You guys, all else suck. You don't deserve a box.
Speaker 12 (06:38):
So you wanted to change the vibe? Eb Yeah, so
you know, like we we have all the emotions happening
at any given moment.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Man, Hello, Bobby Bowenes. My fiance recently told me that
they want their best friend, who happens to be the
opposite sex, to be their best woman in our wedding
or best person.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
That makes me more comfortable.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
She's been his friend for years and I truly believe
nothing has ever happened between them. But I'd be lying
if I said I wasn't uncomfortable. They talk all the time,
have inside jokes I'm not a part of. And honestly,
she knows details about my fiance, then I'm pretty sure
I don't even know yet. I don't want to be
the insecure partner who says no, But it feels weird
having another woman standing right next to my fiance at
the altar, like they're the second most important person in
(07:40):
the relationship. So Am I wrong to feel this way?
Should I push through the discomfort because friendships matter? Or
is it fair to ask for some boundaries on a
day that's supposed to be about us signed trying not
to be the jealous one man. You can tell she's
bothered by it by the way that she says they
have inside jokes a part of and she knows details
(08:02):
and I'm pretty sure I don't even know yet.
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Yeah, So I was just thinking that she'd probably feel
the same way, but just minus the jealousy part. Because
with a best man, there's inside jokes, there's details that
you know, but you're just not bothered by it because
it's a guy.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, Because I would think even though she believes him,
she doesn't all the way believe him, or you wouldn't
be bothered by that that they haven't ever done anything.
I would think there's a morsel of wonder if anything's
ever really happened. I also think you're not wrong for
feeling anyway, Like feelings aren't wrong, like how they come out.
(08:38):
I mean, you can make wrong decisions there, but I
think if it makes you uncomfortable, you don't you don't
have it at your wedding period. Like, why would you
have something at your wedding that makes you uncomfortable?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Well, this is his best friend.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Could this be a deal breaker?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Like if he if she tells him who's more important
him and the best friend or him and the bride.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Him and her?
Speaker 6 (08:59):
But I mean, I think they're to be a level
of understanding like that. What's the issue is? You don't
trust me?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, and you know what, that's not going to go
away in three months. The answer is no. She can't
be standing there as the best woman because, regardless, you
don't deserve, for any reason fair unfair, to be uncomfortable
at your own wedding, regardless, it doesn't matter if you're
right or wrong. You don't deserve to pay all this
money to have this whole big day and you still
feel uncomfortable while you're up there.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
The root of it, though, is she doesn't trust who
she's marrying. Okay, well that's the bigger issue.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
That's not what she's asking. She's asking, can I say
no to this, and you can say.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
No to this?
Speaker 10 (09:37):
And I guess that would be My encouragement is to like, well,
that's what I was saying. She doesn't trust them. That's
why I was saying, when she's like she doesn't know details,
like there's a morsel in her and maybe if she
doesn't trust them, maybe she she doesn't.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Now, it's it's hard. I had I had, I had
men on my side.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yeah, but you're your main person wasn't though.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Yeah, My main person was my sister. She was my yeah,
matron of honor. And then I had three what did
we call him?
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Bridesman?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And three makes it easier than one. Yeah, but also
it's not your main persons of our high school click
standing right up next to you. That's that's way different.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, I mean it could.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
It's fair to ask you have a conversation with him
of like, here's how I'm feeling, and I guess I'm curious,
would you have similar thoughts if it was flipped and
I had a man standing next to me that I
had all these jokes with and he was represented like
can you can you put yourself in my shoes?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
And hopefully he could and relate to that.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
In the end, he has to cut her, not the bride.
He has to cut his. He's got to move her
down a couple of spots. I think she can still
be in it. But yeah, she can't be the main.
Speaker 13 (10:54):
Woman.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, if the wife is uncomfortable with that, because that
is not a day where you should have anything that
makes you uncomfortable. Yeah, so you can have all the
healthy talks, and there's just something that makes her think
that he's not telling her the truth.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Right, which that makes me think that's the bigger problem.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Moving her down doesn't change that.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It does for the wedding, okay, And she may think
this is not something to temporary to kill the whole
relationship over, because it may be her that has the issue.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
It's inside of herself. It's maybe that she doesn't trust him.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
She has issues in her past that make her feel
that way about other women and guys, so it may
not even be about him. Yeah, but she doesn't deserve it. Yeah,
I get a new husband. I wouldn't have this if
I were you. You can find the healthy way to
get to it, but I wouldn't have it because you
don't deserve that on your wedding day. That's what I
would say. It's uncomfortable. He needs to understand and if
he doesn't understand that, he is not prioritizing you.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yeah, that's what I say.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
It's uncomfortable, but I appreciate you emailing that some voicemails.
Speaker 14 (11:53):
Number one, I have a friend of mine who lets
their eight year old cup like, if you off his bike,
he can go, oh, not hurt, but he couldn't say
like at you. I was wondering what the parents on
the show thought about that eight years old can say
her words thoughts. Let me know.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Yeah, uh, I get the difference between oh.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Not hur and you.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
So that's those are some good parameters.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
However, I probably am not going to encourage that, at
least in my house, just because at school that's not
going to be allowed. At other people's homes, that's likely
going to be inappropriate or rude, and I just don't
want them to do that, especially at that age, like
they can save it for when they're older.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Do you ever see the videos where a parent will
put their phone on a record and they won't tell
the kid and they'll go, hey, I'm gonna walk out.
You can say all the course words you want, and
it's like four or six year old, and like, this
is the one time you can do it. They don't
know they're being recorded, and as soon as a parent
walks out, they shut the door.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
The kids like they know they're so funny. Yeah, those
are really funny. They're very funny. How do you guys? No, no, dude,
no cursing.
Speaker 15 (13:01):
No, absolutely not like and that's you know, like we curse,
but like not around them, although I did. I'd never
cursed in front of my seventeen year old and I
took him to the opry.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Ever ever, not even whatever.
Speaker 15 (13:16):
No, no, no, And I took him to the opry
with me, and I was talking to some record guy's
to do one slipped out in the middle of it,
and I saw his.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Face go, oh, dad just said the idea of his
dad crumbled.
Speaker 15 (13:26):
But you know what, though, he's never brought that up,
like at all, And that was what a month ago.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
You've never said a curse word of funny? You never
what about the other kids? No? No, definitely not got it? No,
all right, next one, ray, Hey.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I'm catching up on the podcast.
Speaker 13 (13:40):
On a long road trip, and I have an idea
for twelve days of Christmas for Lunchbox.
Speaker 11 (13:44):
His has to be a five losing a lot of tickets.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
And he'll just be so frustrated every time he has
to say it.
Speaker 11 (13:52):
But I think it'll be hilarious.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Love you guys, by we will take that into consideration.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I considered it. I love it, Wren, that's funny. That'll
be lunchbot is line.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
We perform the Twelve Days of Christmas Praxit.
Speaker 7 (14:03):
Five losing lottery tickets.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I'd say lotto lotto ticket. Yeah, five losing lotto. I
don't know, they both work. Neither neither works, so you
can pick whichever one. So I'm wrong on that.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Hold on, what did I say?
Speaker 11 (14:17):
Lottery?
Speaker 7 (14:17):
So let's stripe five losing lotto tickets.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
That also feels clunky. One you like best?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah, I'll talk to myself. Talk to yourself, let me
know what you come up with. Circle yes, circle back
with yourself, and then you circle back with me.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
All right?
Speaker 13 (14:31):
Next up, I listened to your show every single day
on my way to and from school with my mom.
I love the show, and I just wanted to ask
if you could give a shout out to my mom,
Darren Fitzgerald. She loves the podcast, listens to it almost
every single day without fail, and I love my mom,
so I think she deserves one.
Speaker 14 (14:50):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Yeah, Darren Fitzgerald, shout out to you. Also never met
a woman named Darren.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
No, I like it.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
We either have met many a man named Darren, never
met a woman named Darren.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Two male Darren.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Although the Darren kind of sounds like it could.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
I like it as a woman's name. Just have never
met a woman named Darren. Have never met a woman
named Steve. That's a very male name.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I would not think there's a woman named Steve, but
I wouldn't have thought there was a Stevie.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
STEVEE. Stevie's different, though, Yeah.
Speaker 12 (15:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
If I met a girl named Darren, I'm out no.
But listen to it, though, Karen Darren like sounds like Maren.
That's different. If I met a bar and she said, hey,
my name is Darren, I'm like, whoa.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
But she's like, she's like, hey, my name is Darren.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I don't mind Darren. I think Darren's a cool name.
I just have never heard it as a woman. Do
a man's voice like as the best you possibly can
and I want you to say, I don't know, We'll
say Steve, Hey names Steve, and I'm here to apply
for a job today.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Do the best men boys? She could do?
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Go?
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Why are you talking like that? Like banking? Batman?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Okay that that. How how do you want me to
go low.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Or just sound like a non smoker? Just like just
like low. You don't have to like Yeah, okay, I'm
telling you. What was my name again, Steve? Hi, my
name is Steve.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I kind of have to be a smoker. If you
want me to be a man, you go on.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
And I'm here to apply for a job today.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
My name is Steve, and I'm here to apply for
a job today, today, today, today.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Okay, now, but now she sounds like she's aking for money.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Yeah, okay, I'm my name Steve. I'm here five for
a job.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
You from Australia, Steve.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Felt country to me. I'm my name is Steve. I'm
there app for a job.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Can you do a woman's voice?
Speaker 11 (16:47):
Me?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm close. What's my name Darren?
Speaker 11 (16:50):
No?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
No, Mindy, Mindy. Hi, my name's Mindy.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Nice to meet him.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Here to apply for a job. Interesting, sexy? No, can
you do it a woman? Yeah? Oh yeah, Hey, this
is Mindy. I'm here to get a job. What do
you got I don't think I can do it? Come on,
you can do it.
Speaker 11 (17:07):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
My name is Mindy. I'm here to apply for a
job that might be the best one. Hey, did you
hear me?
Speaker 7 (17:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:13):
This is not good. You sound like a dude trying
to be a girl.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Let's do one more voicemail. Go ahead, all right? I
have two questions morning studio. Amy, What does your boyfriend
think about you and your maybe love interest with Lunchbox
and Lunchbox? If you were so famous, why does no
one know what your real name is?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Maymy?
Speaker 6 (17:37):
He hasn't said anything, so speak for him because he's
not aware of that. I don't think you would care, though.
I think he's threatened because there is no what.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Are you threaten?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Like?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
He's on enough of a threat. There's no sexual tension
over here. Guys like you guys are just doing Amy
thread about him?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
And why did you bring sexual atting?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I'd like you have hidden love for me, like I
don't know where they get that.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Yeah, yeah, definitely not a threat.
Speaker 15 (18:07):
If you took a picture of Lunchbox to your boyfriend
said like, I'm in love with him, what do you
think would say?
Speaker 4 (18:13):
He'd be like, Okay, Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
We could ask him. I think it'd be fine. What
was the next question?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Hey, go for it?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Lunchbox. Yours is nobody knows your last name. You're not
that famous.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
I am super famous. I don't know what he's talking about.
People know my name, like just because he's a loser
and doesn't know it.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
All right, there you go, Hey, thank you for the voicemails.
Leave us some message anytime. Eight hundred Wait.
Speaker 13 (18:38):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Eight seven seven seventy seventy seven, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, we did say jud last week, so that numbers
burnt into my head. Eight seven, seven seventy seven.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Bobby, It's time for the good news, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
In Virginia, three first graders are being celebrated as real
life heroes because they helped save their teacher's life during
a moment in the classroom they got a little dicey.
Speaker 11 (19:04):
Now.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Their teacher, Madison Swift, was working with a student. She
was eating at the same time, and she started choking.
She couldn't breathe. That's when her students, Dereck, Bryson and
Colton jumped in. Derek hit the classroom emergency call button
and told the office what was happening. Bryson spread it
into the hallway to grab another teacher, and Colton stayed
by the teacher's side, giving her back blows to try
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to dislodge the food. They're a quick thinking brought health
fast and the teacher says it saved their life, and
so she let them choose all three individually a prize
from her classroom treasure box.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
It's like chocolate. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, they get to go and get a box of nerds,
one of those small boxes of nerds, so you get
a trick or treat. WTVR with that story. When I
read about the button that you push, is that the
same thing as the call button that we had. It
wasn't always an emergency button, but you'd go up and
push it and you could talk to the office.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I don't remember. I don't remember that button and that Texas.
Maybe our school had so many criminals we had to
have that.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
And they went to do the announcements on a speaker.
Yea yeah, but the speaker was like in the office.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
The office had a speaker where they could hit the
button and talked to all the classes.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
But the speaker in every room right on the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
But ea, like I'm sending this person print subordination and
they would call and tell them no, that's often what
it was. You'd call the office to tell them a
kid got kicked out of class, so they would know
in the next forty five seconds that kid would need
to be in the office, so if he didn't show up, they.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Have to look for him. Yeah. Yeah, not at our school.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I guess we took a lot of gang members from
other schools. Oh really, Yeah, we were the school that
you went to if you got kicked out another school.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
That's why.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
That's why I'm so hard. Yeah, that's of course, that's
the reason. That's why A big shout out to these
these students for doing that. That's awesome. Glad, she's okay.
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
Good.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Time for the Medical Minute, listeners are asking what's happened
with Scuba Steve's tumor, what's happened when Lunchbox's stomach? So
everybody's been to the doctor with me. It's been surgery
with my ankle. I've been going to a foot rehab.
They try to make me go to rehab and I.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Say, yeah, yeah, yeah, because you want to get better,
But I'm back.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I got I was wearing a boot after I was
on a scooter and now I'm just in a brace
and so by January, I'm gonna have one hundred percent ankle.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Let's go, I'm be dunking again.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Like is that what they're telling you? You're gonna be
back to a hundo.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
I said, can I dunk when I'm done? And they
said could you dunk before? I said no?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Then they said no, you can't. But that's what's up, lunchbox.
So start from your story at the beginning.
Speaker 11 (21:35):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (21:35):
Yeah, I had a sharp left pain to the left
of my belly button, probably seven months ago, middle of June,
and I started going to doctors. Is when i'd run,
I could feel it, and after soccer games, when i'd
get done playing, I couldn't move from I mean, it
was like, all of a sudden, I was incapable of walking.
And so I started going to the doctors and one
(21:57):
doctor tells me, oh, it's your provict floor. Another doctor
tells me just google some exercises and uh, it'll be fine.
I'm like, no, that's not it. So then I went
for a CT scan. They found nothing. So then doctor's like, yeah,
I don't know what to say. Y'all send you to
physical therapy. Sends me to physical therapy, and that made
it one hundred times worse. Belly rehab as I call it, yeah,
(22:18):
belly rehabit. I said, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, man,
that's not working. So I was like, I got to stop.
It got worse, It got worse. Whoa, And I told
the guy doing the physical therapy. He's like, well, that's
not how it should be. You should feel better after
you come in here. I'm like, no, the next day
I can barely walk.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
That wasn't soreness.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
You're incapable of walking?
Speaker 7 (22:38):
Yes, no, no, it wasn't soreness. It was like, oh
my gosh, uncomfortable discomfort.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Amy made the uncomfortable discomfort. Yes, yes, Amy made the
point that you don't ever left weights though, so it
could have been soreness.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
You just don't know. No, no, no, I know it
to that.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
No, No, I know what soreness is. Guys like I
run and things like that, and I know what you
feel like when you're sore. This was like, oh my gosh,
like this is not a good pain.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Have you been to so many a physical therapist and
they still don't know what it is?
Speaker 16 (23:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
So then I go to the gastrotology I close and
they tell me, oh, yeah, I don't think it's your colon,
but we'll give you a colonoscuby for fun.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Yeah you should have done that.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
And I was like, man, I don't know about that.
So then I go to a sports medicine doctor and
they say, hey, we don't know, but we're gonna send
you for an MRI. And I go get the MRI. Oh,
there's nothing wrong with you, but we're here if you
need us. And so now I'm just stuck.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Any chance of the phantom pain, no, no, no, because
sometimes if someone has like their leg cut off, they
still feel pain in what's not there.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yep, if it's amputated, No, it is.
Speaker 7 (23:39):
Not a phantom pain. So I have not played soccer,
I have not gone running in probably two months. And
I have run in the backyard with the kids. And
here's the problem, Like I dry, I get done running
now like if I I mean, I'm just talking, like
from the fence to the fence we race. I get
(23:59):
a little discomfort my left testicle. What discomfort my left testicle?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Like get hurt And that's the same side, the same side,
left one, So it's moving so you have uncomfort discomfort
in your testicle and your stomach.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
Yeah, like it's like a like the pain kind of
radiates down into my left testicle and it's just like,
oh my gosh. And so I don't know what to do.
It's interesting, like I literally have no idea, and I'm like,
maybe I'm making it up. But then when I'm sitting
there on the couch, I'm like, no, I'm uncomfortable, Like
my left testicle is uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
IV prof at all does make it away?
Speaker 7 (24:32):
I mean, I guess, I don't know. Maybe it's see
I take ibuprofen or advil, whatever it's called, and it's
been an hour. So maybe it's just because I haven't
been doing anything, or maybe it's the advil. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Probably you might have enlarged veins like faulty.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
So I get people online saying, oh, you probably have
a pinch nerve. Well, how do I know You've all
the doctors? Have you been to a testical doctor? You
have not?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
You haven't mentioned that.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Well in that what a a person is a herneia
doctor is? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I don't know if there's did they examine your testicles
at the herneiya doctor.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
No, let me see him.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
What but that's what I'm saying. That's one bigger than
the other.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Oh, youurologist, is that who he needs to go to?
Speaker 6 (25:18):
Because I googled what's a test.
Speaker 16 (25:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
This specialized.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
I know, I know that sounds crazy, guys, and I
even think I'm crazy when I'm at my house and
I'm like, man, that left testicle feels uncomfortable, like it's weird,
Like I don't. The pain kind of radiates down to
the left.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yeah, you keep grabbing yourself. I'd rather not do that anymore.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Well, I'm just telling you where it hurts.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Yeah, don't know. Okay, so theory, so go for it.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
What if the actual problem is in your testicle and
that's what's making your stomach hurt and you haven't got
your testicle checked, so they look at your stomach and
your stomach is only hurting because of what's going wrong
in your testicle. Also, co set the record for the
most times we said the word testicle in a segment time.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Okay, Well, I didn't know that there was a specific
doctor a urologists. I'll look them up. I mean, I
will do anything I'm telling you this is miserable.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
So is the stomach pain gone.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
I haven't done anything, so it's not as uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
You can try that right.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Testical problems frequently cause lower abdominal pain. Oh gosh, as
the nerves and structures are closely linked with pain oft
and radiating from the growing to the stomach. Serious issues
like testicular torsion.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Oh that's not that's like, are there twisted up?
Speaker 13 (26:39):
So?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
That sounds like maybe it's kidney stones too.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah, that's what I say.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
It's not kidney stones, could be a kidney I drink No, No,
I drink so much water. It would be impossible for
me to get a kidney stone. Impossible.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
It's not impossible.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
Impossible, It's not impossible, impossible.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I don't think I you hydrated people.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
Have you get kidney stones from lack of water?
Speaker 11 (27:04):
No?
Speaker 13 (27:04):
I have.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I have kidney stones.
Speaker 16 (27:06):
They're in me. They're not me than boys.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
I'm being honest with you. I don't thrinking water.
Speaker 6 (27:10):
When I had my body scanned, they found kidney stones,
but mine just haven't passed yet, and they said, definitely,
try to drink a lot of water. I still don't
drink that much water and they're still just chilling in
there and they haven't passed yet them.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
I hope, well, I hope that you well. I would
suggest that you go to your audiust.
Speaker 7 (27:31):
Okay, that's my next step.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I guess I mean testicular tour, Jean.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
It's twisting of the text test to a medical emergency.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
I said, did they get tangled up? That's crazy?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Are they tangled up? Would you like me to take
a look? No, no, I will.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Promptly.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Yeah, Look, I so, Bobby doctor.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I am a doctor. Now I have a different thing,
but I'm more of a doctor to anybody else. I'm
a literal doctor, and it can be in two seconds
right now.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
It's a PhD, not an MD.
Speaker 7 (27:59):
But yeah, I'm I'm okay. I'll pass on your looking
at them, but I will have to find then.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
I guess the urologists like I just I don't think
you should rule out kidney stone.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Why you drink so much water? It would be im possible,
m possible.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Yeah, I that there's cases where it still happened, very rare.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
How do you know this? So this has been lunch
walks as medical man, we're rooting for you.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Yeah, good luck.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
The dark turn would be he comes in one day
and it's like they got to get rid of them
one testicle.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Yeah, your your.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Kidney stone is passing to your your reader.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Boys, I'm losing a test your reader got me.
Speaker 7 (28:38):
I don't even know. I don't know if i'd admit
that on air Nystone, if I know if I had
to get rid of a testicle.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
One yeah, Steve, let's check out with Scooba Steve real quick. Yeah. Yeah,
so you have had an issue in your body, yes,
also with.
Speaker 17 (28:55):
My stomach, but I have results with mine. So it
started back mid now November. I had food poisoning, violently vomiting.
I had some abdominal pain and I went to get
it checked out and one place said that it was
a tumor, and it freaked me out. I'm like, oh
my god, I have cancer and I'm going to die.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
I'm done.
Speaker 17 (29:12):
But I thought it was a hernia because another doctor
told me, no, you have a hernia. So that's why
I got the test in the first place. So then
I was like, well, I need to get a different
test to make sure that it isn't a tumor, and
so I went to go see a specialist at Vandy
who does only hernias. She was poking on my belly
and maybe do some stuff. And then she read the
(29:32):
results and she goes, where'd you go again? I was like,
he goes, well, you don't need to say the name
of the place, so we'll bleed that out.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
She goes, they do.
Speaker 17 (29:41):
They're inexperienced, and she basically talked down to them and
she goes, I do this for a living. It's just
a hernia. So she gave me some sort of belt
to wear. She said, I can do surgery if I want,
but I can live with this for the rest of
my life.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Is it weird on your body?
Speaker 17 (29:53):
Yeah, because it's a bump. And I was for a
while was nervous that if I picked up my kids
to do anything, it's just going to start spilling out,
like my intestines are going to fly out of my muscles.
And she goes, no, I won't do that. You're fine,
you can. You can go work out and do whatever
you did before.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
So Scuba was going to do a bet he's gonna
have to run a forty in like five to four
or something. Yeah, I got cleared for it.
Speaker 17 (30:11):
So I'm good.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
I was cleared. We can run it.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
We come back for the new year. I don't make
him do it in the cold, you know. But any
what do you think a lunchbox should do about his
I think, well, we're talking about him not drinking. He
drinks a lot of water. But we've been in Vegas
a lot, and I've never seen him drink water when
we're there for days on end. So you could have
easily got a kidney stone in one of those trips.
Speaker 7 (30:30):
In two days. You don't get a kidney stone, guys,
that's months and months of preparation.
Speaker 17 (30:34):
Not drink a lot of alcohol in those two days,
you're right, So in the vodka though, exactly. Yeah, and
no water whatsoever. But it also could be his balls
or whatever you want to call them.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Well, test, Okay, that's been the medical minute. Scuba glad
on yours. I'm bouncing back, lunchbox. Uh to be continued.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Yeah, purgatory, you're in a bit of that right now.
It sucks.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yes, this woman takes a tape measure on dates to
see how tall gy really are because she says they lie.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
I actually have a measuring tape measure, like wouldn't it
be funny if like I get it, I pulled to
the coffee shop, I like tape measure just to make
sure he's actually six to one.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
But I don't think he would say anything about the
high comment.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
So the whole thing is guys lie all the time
on social media about how tall they are or on
dating apps how tall they are. So what if you
were on a date, guys and a girl brings a
tape measure to measure your height?
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Go ahead, measure it. Oh six foot, that's what I said.
Speaker 10 (31:34):
I am.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
I am six foot eddy six ft? Okay, yeah, so lunchbox,
I'm out, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 7 (31:42):
Like who are you?
Speaker 11 (31:43):
Like?
Speaker 7 (31:43):
You don't lie about any Like what am I going
to start measuring your your your cup size?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Like you know what I mean? Like do you put
that in act? But do you put that in the
bio of your dating app?
Speaker 12 (31:53):
Yo?
Speaker 7 (31:56):
If you put a picture up there and it's like,
well look at these because she's wearing a really padded baller,
she's up on the.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Okay, now you're like, he's like, do you have spanks on?
Speaker 7 (32:07):
I'm out of here, like or she says, you know,
five ft thirty five. You know what I mean you
show up and you're like, let's get that scale out.
That scale would be different, but the difference would be
in dating profiles. Day, let's not tall they are?
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 11 (32:23):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yes, you don't have to, but yes, most every guy
it's helpful.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Yeah, because in most situations the girl would like for
her partner to be taller than her, even if.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
It's just by an inch.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Well, then if that is the logic, and I understand
why that would be helpful, then for guys, should the
women put their weight?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
No, you can see in a picture.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
You can see in a picture how tall somebody is,
but you can manipulate that. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Is there anything women put on their profiles like that height?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, they put He doesn't matter though to women, like
it matters to women with the guy is, But guys
don't care about the height of a woman.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
Correct.
Speaker 6 (33:02):
Some guys won't date girls if they're like over five.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Seven, only if they're like five five.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah, so it does. It matters for some, but not
quite as much for sounds high maintenance.
Speaker 7 (33:12):
This chick sounds high maintenance and annoying, like she can't
let me pullitic.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Not funny at all. That's all funny, But what if
she's hot? Isn't that always?
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Because we had a girl on last week it was
like my husband doesn't do this, and you were on
fire about it and then you saw you saw her
video and when you're like, never mind, she's hot.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Can you show me your video? Let me find her.
Her name is be why Alicia don like by Alicia
dahn A l I c I A d A w N.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
My guess is he's gonna think she's pretty hot.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Okay, so lunchbox, we're gonna pull up a video of her. Yeah,
up on the screen in front of you. Here you
will see by Alicia dn and tell me if you
think she is hot enough for you to break your rules.
Speaker 6 (33:53):
Here, Like lunchboxs is like, oh, i'd be out, but
I bet he would see her and be like, measure me.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
That sounds does sound weird. She's into some weird stuff.
That sounds weird. Anyway. Do you see her on your computer? Yeah?
She ain't worth it, you don't think so she is
right there?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
That is not her.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Yeah, that is her. That's a different girl than I'm seeing.
You're looking at different. I went to the wrong page. Yeah,
I would trust the one, Mike.
Speaker 13 (34:17):
This is her.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Okay, let me see something else you got. Okay, we'll
click into her profile here. Yeah, talking like that, Okay,
you know what measure me measure me, girl like come on, gomgohoma.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
No, no, she can measure measure me, just girly things
like what if.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
You're caught in the lie? Though?
Speaker 11 (34:39):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Man, she's hot enough that she can measure. Okay, it's
all about how hot she is.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Yeah, i mean look at her, look at it. I
mean she's got some.
Speaker 7 (34:49):
Like the shirt she wears. She wears the same shirt
like almost in every picture or video.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
A lot of that.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I think she shoots a lot of the videos. Yeah, yeah, okay,
she's way less annoying now.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
Yeah wait, wait Eddie, would you let her measure it?
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Leat me out of this? Would you let her measure beck, Gil,
you want to measure? The end seem too hey, Amy,
It just shows you right now. Hey guys, yep, everything's annoying.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
However, if it's met by how pretty someone is, you'll
take more crap depending on how pretty she is.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
So all right, well do we have it? Yeah, as
long as she's over eighteen, she can measure. Oh that
sounds really.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
I feel like Chris Hansen's like one step away from
busting in here.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
All right's go over and talk to Holly, who lives
in New York. Hey, Holly, what's going on?
Speaker 11 (35:38):
I to call him and talk to lunch But no,
not talking to him. I don't want to talk to
him just to talk about what he thinks of teachers.
He hasn't got a clue. Do you guys remember during
COVID when parents were in complete panic because they actually
had to teach their own kids. That's all forgotten now
(36:00):
as far as summers off, most teachers worked during the
summer at a different job because.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
Our pay was so low.
Speaker 11 (36:10):
So and if you were going to hand out worksheets,
show a movie every day lunchbox, you would be fired
in the first couple of days. You don't have a clue.
Kids don't respect teachers. Parents don't respect teachers. I worked
for thirty five years and I can't tell you his
number of times that I got hit or spit on
and the names that I was called, and parents just
(36:32):
think we were glorified babysitting service. I'm sorry, just had events.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Yeah, I'm glad you did. Please stay on for a second.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
So lunchbox has come on many times, especially recently, and
it's like, man, being a teacher would be the best
job and so easy because you get this month off,
that month off, summer's off, you get like what are
the things.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
Oh, they get spring break, Christmas break, a month off
of Christmas, they get all these fall break. They have
a lot of vacation days. And I mean, I know
you say parents were freaking out during COVID. Yeah, because
they had a job. Plus they were trying to teach
their kids, so doing two jobs was a little more difficult.
So yeah, that I understand that. So and you say
(37:14):
you don't do worksheets, I mean that's all kid, we
did in school. Like you finished one worksheet, do another worksheet.
And I'm sorry that you got spit on. I don't
know what kind of school you're working at, but man,
maybe that was on you.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Maybe you should have changed school. Oh it's her fault.
Got you said that's on you. It's her fault.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
If you're getting spit on a bunch of times, don't
you think you should maybe look at a different school.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Holly, you're a bottle.
Speaker 14 (37:41):
Now it lunch back.
Speaker 11 (37:43):
If you would take the time to look up and
see the statistics on how many teachers are injured while working,
you would be amazed. Also, you know teachers are required
to have a master's degree. Something you didn't quite gets.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Not true. What's not true? Teachers don't have to have
a master's degree. That's absolutely false. That's absolutely false.
Speaker 11 (38:07):
Now this is how much you don't know about what
is required of teachers. You don't have a clue.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
I promise my brother in law is a teacher. He
does not have a master's degree. He has a bachelor's degree.
He doesn't have a master's degree.
Speaker 11 (38:22):
In many states it's required. So there's another thing that
teachers have to do is often work on their mass
getting their master's degree while they're still teaching, and during summers.
I don't know if anybody that gets a month off
during December. Nobody. So you just keep making stuff up.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
And I just needed to call a lot, a lot
of states. So you mean Connecticut, Maryland, New York. That's
a lot.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
Well, she's from New York, so that has forty seven
states that don't require it.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
So that in school, I don't know if you were
what kind of teacher you were, but a lot means
more than three, Like, oh, you hit heroines al on
her knees. Yeah, okay, to be fair, she is from
New York, so that was her story and her version.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Okay, So Holly, Lunchbox is not going to change Lunchbox,
does she changed your mind at all?
Speaker 4 (39:09):
You still think teaching is easy?
Speaker 7 (39:10):
Teaching is a pretty easy job, laid back they I
mean they go to happy I mean they're done by three.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
O'clock assigning their after school activity.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
That's made up.
Speaker 7 (39:22):
No, I've got friends that are teachers, and they're the
ones that go to happy hour the most. And those
are your friends.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Yeah. So I don't think we got anywhere, And I'm
glad she called in and taught to me. She said.
She I like, she didn't want to talk to me,
but she really wanted to have a conversation.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
By the way, I don't agree with Lunchbox on this,
but I will provide the forum for somebody who is
a teacher to talk with and against him. But I
do not agree with Lunchbox. I do not think it
is a I think it's a very thankless job. It's
a very important and thankless job where good teachers have
to work a lot they don't get paid enough. And
(39:56):
it's also why there aren't a lot of great teachers
because they don't get enough. And like the people that
would go and teach if there was a bit more
money in it and would be great teachers, they're even
hopping into that profession. So you got great teachers not
making enough and then going I don't know if that
want to do this or checking out like he says, Yah, they.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
Check out for sure. I had a lot of teachers
checked out.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Promise you that systematic failure is what I say, Holly,
anything else you want to add?
Speaker 11 (40:21):
If I had to do it all over again, I
was asked this once. You know, if you go back
to when you're like nineteen eighteen, I would never ever
have become a teacher. And I just want to say, Bobby,
I absolutely look, you make my mornings. I lost my
husband a few years ago and you have just sent
you and everybody out there, including LaunchBox, and I just
(40:42):
want to say, good morning studio.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Why all right, Holly, hope you have a great holiday,
Thank you for calling.
Speaker 11 (40:52):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
It's time for the good news produce ready.
Speaker 15 (41:00):
Battista. He is a Marine Corps veteran, but he's also
a truck driver. He's been driving for thirty four years
and he was just nominated by his best friend for
the road Warrior contest, which is just a contest for
good drivers. But the good thing about Stacey is he
has driven five million miles accident free, not one accident.
(41:21):
So he nominated, gets nominated, he wins the award, and
the prize is a brand new custom red Kenworth semi truck.
Speaker 18 (41:29):
It's a whole truck, a whole truck, and a fifty
thousand dollars check. I thought I was a gift card,
a pilot or something. No, dude, they gave him a
whole truck, all of truck, like quarterback.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
That's pretty crazy.
Speaker 11 (41:42):
Tho.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
He's been driving for thirty four years and not one accident.
It's like or that we know of. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
That's crazy. Wow, that's a good story. Congratulations to him.
That is what it's all about. That was telling me
something good.
Speaker 9 (41:57):
Wake and it's on the radio and the dogs.
Speaker 7 (42:08):
Ready and then lunchbox mor game too.
Speaker 9 (42:11):
Steve Red's trying to put you through buck He's running
this week's next bit.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what This.
Speaker 9 (42:23):
Is the Bobby Ball all.
Speaker 4 (42:25):
Right, Time for the Morning Corny.
Speaker 16 (42:30):
The Morning Corny.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Why couldn't the elf pay his rent?
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Why couldn't the elf pay his rent?
Speaker 2 (42:36):
He came up a little short.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Okay, there you go. That was the Morning Corny Bobby
Bones Show.
Speaker 7 (42:47):
Sorry up today. This story comes us from New Hampshire.
Kinky Kelly is a girl on TikTok and she liked
to go to supermarkets and use the bathroom on food
and leave on the show. And she got busted because
she'd put it on TikTok. She's had it to prison
for six months.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
Like what kind of food? Well, like produce, doesn't matter, dude.
Her name's Kinky Kelly. You know she's up to no
good that.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
I don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
That's also something that if you do it needs to
be like a personal kink, because as soon as you
put it on anything public, you're gonna go to jail.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
Like you can't mess with people's food.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
Yeah yeah, it's like why not get produce and then
do it at home?
Speaker 4 (43:34):
Or don't do it? Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
First of all, want to say don't do it at all,
But I would like to say that if it's your thing.
You can't record it, you can't put it out there. Yeah,
because there's that you that entertainer doesn't live long.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
So yeah, Kinky Kelly lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (43:50):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
I had a dog named Dusty that I had for
twelve thirteen years, and I was talking with doctor Josie,
who's my vet. She has a podcast called In the
Vet's Office. We were talking about like how hard it
is when you have to put your animal down, and
she's a vet who has to do this a lot.
So I want to play you this because there's a
lot of good that can come from it. When I
moved to Austin, Texas, and I was living there, and
(44:16):
as I moved there, I didn't know anybody. You ever
moved anywhere by yourself without knowing anybody Nashville. So I
moved to Austin and knew nobody moved down there by myself.
There was a new story about a puppy mill being rated,
and all these dogs were at the puppy mill.
Speaker 16 (44:30):
I just one got one of them. There's no They
just gave me a dog. There was no paper.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
I just drove up and they were like, you can
have one it was crazy looking back, I did so
I took probably too young to take, but there was
no other option because it's a puppy mill, the shelter
or the rescue or whatever. So I had Dusty for yeah,
for like thirteen or fourteen years.
Speaker 16 (44:51):
Wrecked me. No, there's another loss like it wrecked me.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
I when we were touring because I was doing a
lot of touring with Raging Idiot, it's my comedy band,
and I was just starting to do some stand up
and so I then had to have a bus because
mostly it was pretty equal. We just all had bunks
and we could put more people in. But I was like,
I have to have a big, big room in the back.
And they got take my dog because he's dying, and
so we drove around. I dedicated my last book to him,
(45:17):
not the dog book, but my fail until you Don't
And on the front page it says, too Dusty, the
best dog that did. You'll never know this well, mostly
because dogs can't read. But I had to go after Oh.
It was my complete adult growth the dog. Oh Yeah,
like as I grew as an adult. That's my association
with him. He was with me the whole time. Best buddy.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 16 (45:39):
I had to go and do that and put them down.
It's awful.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
It's awful.
Speaker 19 (45:43):
I would venture to say, most people that are listening
to this that have animals can think of that one
awful dog or cat that they had in their twenties
or thirties, like when they were really going from childhood
into being an adult, and those animals like they help
shape who you are. I know it sounds crazy if
you don't have it.
Speaker 16 (45:58):
My for sure, adult old dog like growing as an
adult was with me the whole time.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yes, through heartbreak and breakups, and before we went in
when I put them down, we listened to Jack White.
I believe that we are gonna be friends. I still
remember it so vividly. It sucked, but this is what
I took from that. It's awful, it's awful. Yeah, But
what I took from that, and what I would tell
other friends who had to put their animals down, was
(46:23):
I'm so grateful that I was so sad, because had
I not been so sad, none of that would have mattered.
Speaker 16 (46:28):
For twelve or thirteen years.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I had a great twelve thirteen years with that dog exactly,
and had I not I would not have been as
sad exactly.
Speaker 16 (46:38):
It was a bowling ball to the gut. I was
a wreck for months.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
It makes me sad thinking about it now, but I
am so happy I get to be that sad because
that animal brought me such.
Speaker 16 (46:52):
Fulfilled your life, Oh yeah, but you love unconditional love.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
If you want to hear that full interview, just go
search for the Bobby Cast on iHeartRadio. Thank you guys
for being part of the show today and we will
see you guys tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
By everybody, The Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at red Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of Production. I'm
Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you
for listening to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
Scuba Steve
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