Bobby talked about his weekend and whether or not he ended up going to the Arkansas and Tennessee game. Bobby was insulted after he found out someone unfollowed him on Instagram. What he did next, he wasn’t proud of. Bobby sent Abby to get a massage after having a TERRIBLE first experience. Did she enjoy it or was it just as bad as the first time? Bobby also shares his weird rules for watching TV that we can't believe his wife puts up with. We play the Fictional TV City Game. Bobby gives people the fictional city and the cast has to guess what TV show takes place there. In the Anonymous Inbox, a mom is having a disagreement with her husband over their daughter's ‘Cute’ cheerleader costume that he thinks is inappropriate and she thinks is fine.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Comitting this. Hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to
Monday Show. More.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a studio morning, we were talking about Mark Sanchez
last week, the football player who went to the hospital
and then got arrested because he attacked a sixty nine
year old man in the alley.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Everybody's familiar, right, big story.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
And so what I remember thinking is, man, imagine you
don't remember anything and you just wake up in the hospital.
And so I've never drank or been drunk, and I
was talking to you guys, and you're like, yeah, that
happens sometimes, not that you beat somebody up and get stabbed,
but you just don't remember the night, right, Yeah, that's happened.
And so we had a caller recently named Granger who
told a similar story about not knowing what happened between
(00:51):
him and law enforcement.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
When I was in college, had a night where I
definitely had one too many and woke up the next
day in the jail tale remember absolutely nothing. I was
arrested for a publican talks, had no clue where I was.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I just saw like a.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Toilet with a water fountain on top of it, and.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I was like, oh gosh, I gotta sover up.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
And figure out where the heck I am?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
And yeah, what'd you do? What you're off at barn?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I was told I threw it up in the cop cart.
Dix's Street got the best of me.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
So now there's an artist, big artist named Co Wetzel.
Play a clip of that. I forgot him and I
had talked about this because he goes pretty hard. Co
talked to me about going to jail and woke up
and did not know how he got there.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
There were a couple of times I woke up in
jail and didn't know why I was there. Whenever you're
in a cement room and the only one in there
and they won't tell you what's going on, you kind
of stowt to reflects a little bit, you know what?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
It was?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
No, And the first time I got picked up, this
is how about it was.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I was so drunk that twenty four hours after they
picked me up, they come to do to do all
the fingers and stuff, and I still couldn't remember my
social Security number and they were like, it's great, so
they put me back here for twenty four more hours.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
That's crazy, Yeah, that's crazy, right, yeah, Okay, And then
he talked about how you know, he went to jail
and all that was happening, but it.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Was kind of a wake up call for him, call
him my pops. Then you know, he was like the
only time I was ever disappointed. And he used if
you got picked up or went to jail, you know,
and he goes, now you got to kind of look
step back and take a look at it.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
You know, they could have been a whole lot worse.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
So he could have woke up and killed somebody or
maybe sign and grow up a little bit.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
The music that I was making back then.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Whenever I was going to bard and what I was
kind of what I'm kind of known for today is
that was it. And now, you know, going into the
newer music, it's kind of taking a little shift, a
little turn, and uh oh no, I think people are
going to stick with it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And he said he would get in fights with his
friends and then not really know until he woke up
with injuries, like he was going hard all the time.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Me and my buddy would get drugs just by each other.
I guess everything's good the next morning. But it's kind
of like at the times, just a lot of testosterone.
It's like a lot of built up energy and then
we all get it out. We tow down, and then
we hug on each other, love on each other next morning, like, man,
that was wild nut.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
You know we got a black car.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You see, did I miss out? Because I never got
to have these experiences, so.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
We never I never fought each other.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Never never did up in jail fought each other. Like
that's a great story. Yeah, so we had that in
Neil Coo Wetzel Tank. I forgot to share it with
you guys.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Many years ago, Abby went to get a massage and
it was very creepy because the guy kept moaning while
he was massaging her, and so we didn't feel like
that was a fair reflection of the massage therapy industry.
So we wanted to send her back, and we did
it without a sponsor, without a client.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
They didn't know she was coming.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I paid for it, Amy set it up, and we
sent Abby after the show on Friday, m.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
M yep, Friday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I did see an Instagram story of the bed and
you know what that looks? Standard?
Speaker 8 (03:52):
Did okay?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, nothing weird about it, No like leather straps or anything,
because you don't know, Okay, So walk us through what happened? Okay,
are you nervous?
Speaker 9 (04:02):
Oh my gosh, yeah, I was like yeah, very in
the lobby, everybody else is just kind of sitting there
and I'm like, uh, because I didn't know how it
was going to go experience. Yes, yeah, but it was
with a female.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
So okay, so you they call your name, call my name.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
She's super nice. She's like, hey, get undressed.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Do you get any nuts or anything in a little bowl?
Speaker 8 (04:21):
No, I didn't get anything, okay, yeah yeah, water.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
A little nuts, yeah yeah.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:27):
So I walk in and she's like, get undressed and
under the towel and then she walks out. I just
were my underwear because you guys asked.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Any music that was playing?
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Yeah, super relaxing.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
Was oh my gosh, just like this, like this taking
me back to a time, to Friday.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
Friday.
Speaker 11 (04:48):
I feel like maybe.
Speaker 8 (04:50):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (04:51):
So then she comes in, she starts massaging, and it
was amazing.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
It was awesome. You guys, like, I want to go
back every week out.
Speaker 10 (05:02):
Today It's like he realized what you've been missing out on.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
Yes, Like I didn't want it to end. And the
last one I was like, I can't wait till this
is over.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
The first one I did.
Speaker 9 (05:13):
Yes, I was like, when this is the longest thirty minutes.
It was only thirty minutes, and it was the longest
of my life.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
The first one.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
As he would push, he would moan that was weird.
But he was also tickling you in an area that
you said, don't touch.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
Yes, on the side. She never went on the side.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Did you tell her I am ticklish?
Speaker 9 (05:28):
I did, but there was really no need to even
go on the side because she was on my back.
I mainly said my neck in my back because I
have like tense you know, in my shoulders. And also
when she gave the massage, she would only lift the
towel up the area she was massaging.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
That's the.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Guy.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Last time was just like all up.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
Did the took like the whole thing off down to
my lesh.
Speaker 11 (05:52):
That's like not normal.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
No, No, that's why we wanted to send her somewhere
that they didn't know it was her coming. They didn't
know this was a bit. It was straight just doing
their day to day job and there's nother creepy about it.
Speaker 8 (06:04):
No, And she was so professional it was amazing.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
So as a gift in the future, would you like massages?
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Yeah, I would love massages.
Speaker 10 (06:12):
Good to know.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Oh my gosh, that was sixty minutes. I'll do ninety,
I'll do one eighty, whatever.
Speaker 10 (06:18):
Once in four hours her life has changed.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
That's good, thank you, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Because it's a really cool experience.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
It really is. It doesn't have to be like tense.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
When you walk out.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
To me, it always feels kind of like if you
jump on a trampoline for a long time and you
get off, you're like, whoa, You're still kind of like
the rounds. Yeah, whenever I'm walking out of massage, it's
not the same balance up and down, but it's kind
of like a hazy walk.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Do you ever get that?
Speaker 10 (06:44):
Yeah, I felt that. That's like a relaxation at its finest.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah. I've never been for relaxation. I've always been for
like bodywork.
Speaker 10 (06:54):
Like that's maybe now we need to send you because.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'm fine, Yeah soon, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I've been twenty times, but it's always been if I
have a shoulder injury, leg injury, I'm just not big
on relaxing.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
Here's exactly why you need to go.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's what I do. Here's what I do.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I get in there and if I did not bring
and I don't, I'll take off all like if I
have a watch on, I'll take it off for the
most part. But then I start to go what time
is it? So I set my phone right underneath where
you put your face, so you put your face in
like a circle. And then I can't drool now because
sometimes you're if you like it comes out of your mouth.
(07:32):
But I keep my phone down below so I can
see what time it is, which is very hard because
my vision's bad, but the numbers are so big on
my screen that I can see.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I always need to know what time. I just don't relax.
Nothing that I don't relax.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Okay, well you need to go have a massogey and
someone needs to take your phone.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Away, and then well I can take my phone away.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I mean, well, donund like it.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I just need to know what time it is.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Like when I was doing yoga, like I couldn't enjoy
it because I need to know how much time was left.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I always need to know what time, how much time
is left.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, there's not really a place I can go ever
in my life where I just go time doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Let's just let's just chill like that isn't a part
of me.
Speaker 10 (08:06):
But it doesn't. I mean, you know, the yoga class
is an hour or an hour and a half, but
I know how much. But does that make it easier
or what's the point?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Because I need to know how hard I need to go.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
If we're getting like to the last ten minutes and
I'm not fully like exhausted, and every part of me
isn't feeling the punishment that I deserve for getting in
a class like that, then I need to go extra hard.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Like it's all. But that's all. It's interesting.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
You definitely do yoga and massages very different.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I need to know what time it is at all times,
all times. Yeah, I put extra clocks in this room.
Speaker 10 (08:41):
I mean most of the time, the massage therapist or
the teacher, they're going to be keeping track on that.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
For you.
Speaker 10 (08:46):
There is that case where I went got acupuncture and
fell asleep for like over two hours and missed a
podcast recording.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
So I asked my therapist to put a clock in
his office that I could see.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
And what do you say to that?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (08:58):
Well, okay, so he was meeting your need.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Okay, hey, turned it.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
I wonder he's going to be like Bobby let's let's
try to just not focus on the clock.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You're saying, okay, let's just focus on me not eating
then or breathing.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
But no, no, no, it's different very much.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
Yeah, but some of that's just trust trust the process.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
That's not a process I care to trust. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I don't don't, I don't not trust it. It makes
me feel more safe and secure if I know what
time it is at all times.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
When you watch shows, are you constantly positive?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Drives my wife crazy because I need to know if
we're building towards the end.
Speaker 10 (09:31):
Or not, and if you need to focus more and
get really.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh yeah, that's a big one, because I don't think
there's an episode of anything we watch that I don't
pause it at least twice and not a full pause,
just just because I need to see that where we
are how much.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Time a pause?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
A pause is a pause pause. If you just hit
it real quick, all it does is basically bring up
that bottom. Oh you just like make it the timeline okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11 (09:57):
I've never done that.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
M every show.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
In some shows, I know if they say like an
hour ten, I know that the last nine minutes is
going to be if it's an HBO MAC show, it's
going to be one of those where they're talking about
what's coming up next episode, And so sometimes I want
to backtrack that and I want to go to the
very end real quick. I have to go way past
the ending and see how long that is, so I
know how long the episode is.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
And another thing is TV sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Another thing is if we look to see how many
episodes are in a series, the rule is don't look
at the titles of the episodes, because we can't run
what's coming up.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
It does kind of tell you that's weird. They do
a pretty good job of it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Don't even look at the pictures, like we're just looking,
try to close one eye and we're just trying to
see how many number episodes, because then you know.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
If someone's still alive, like if they're in a thumbnail
from like later in the season, exactly, weird.
Speaker 10 (10:49):
We sometimes a thumbnail could be a vision exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You just never know, And why put yourself through that
the turmoil trying to figure it out.
Speaker 10 (11:00):
No turmoil doesn't bother me at all. I actually don't
even look to see how many episodes there are?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 13 (11:09):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Also if it's like the last episode, we got to
have last episode focus. We call that in my house
last episode focus. And so there aren't really rules. I'm
micro manager a little bit on Micromndal's TV watching, but
she's like, I'm on the phone. You're on your phone
all the time. I need to look some stuff. You
need to focus on the show. So but then there's
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no phone at all on the final episode because we
got to we have final episode focus in my house.
Speaker 10 (11:36):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, I'm glad. That was fun. Though.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
Yeah, thank you guys. We'll change my life.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I don't know about all that, but it's like.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
The ultimate redemption.
Speaker 10 (11:51):
I mean, but think about it, though, she was she
had written off massages forever.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, do you know where the old massage places that
you went to? Is it here in town?
Speaker 8 (11:58):
No, it's not. I'm in Kansas City.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I like to send you all the way back to
that one.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh, and see if she could track down the guy
and see if she gets the same experience or if
he's grown he was, or.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
I mean past one. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, you guys feel free to call us eight seven
to seven Prison seventy seven, Bobby. That's our phone number
eight seven seven seventy seven be obb wy. So over
the weekend, I had planned to go to Knoxville to
watch Arkansas and Tennessee play football. If you're new to
the show other than my wife favorite things Arkansas sports
(12:37):
die Hard. And it was only like three and a
half hours. So I was gonna wake up, go by myself,
go to the game, watch us win. There's gonna be
an amazing win, and then drive back home. And as
I was driving home, listen and watch Cubs play. Watch
them win that game. And so my wife she thought
I was going. But I wake up and she's like,
you're going to the game. Because I didn't have to
decide really till about eleven games is three, I could
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get there pretty easy, and I was like, yeah, I
think I'm gonna go. She goes, Okay, well, don't text
me when you get there, being like this sucks. I
wish i'd never come. She goes, cause you do that
a lot, and so just you know, just make the deal.
You don't text me that, but have a good time.
And I'm like, all right, I said, do you do
you don't think I should go? She goes, no, I
don't think you should go. You're gonna miss me. No, no, no,
it's not that at all, she's saying. She goes, what
(13:20):
do both of.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Your teams lose? And I'm like, well, that's kind of rude.
She goes, is it your teams always lose?
Speaker 10 (13:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Well they do? Yeah, well no they historically.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, just generally, my teams always lose. And I'm like, well,
so my feelings get a little hurt, and I'm like,
what do you mean. She goes, well, they're both the underdog, right,
and I'm like, yeah, arecants. I'm supposed to lose by
like ten and the Cubs are like a run and
a half underdog to the Brewers.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
She goes, imagine how miserable you'll be if they both lose,
And then.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
She says something that I often say, and it's that
think about this logically. Now, Logically, if they both lose,
is that going to be the worst drive home you've
ever had? She was like, I just considered that before
you go, and a little bit my feelings were hurt.
And then they both lost and I was happy.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
She said it it's brutal.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
It is a brutal day for me, But you were
home at least I don't have drive home during brutalness,
because I would have got there and about third quarter
texted or this sucks.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I wish I had never come. For sure, sure I
would have done that. You just would have left, no,
because it was kind of close till the end.
Speaker 10 (14:24):
Oh oh, that's true. I guess I did see at
one point that they were you were.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
We were playing a different game. We were playing a
little something called fumble Rooski, and they were that sounds fun.
It was a new element. It is is pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Now. Now I'm back at square one, considering going to
Texas A and M.
Speaker 10 (14:42):
It's a game, so it's I was about to say,
you're probably not going to go.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You're well, at least I don't know that I wouldn't
because I like Coachyoko a lot, and I think you
say hi to Coachoko and but.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Tex A and M's probably number four best team in football.
They're awesome. When's that game on Saturday? So here we
are doing it again, thinking what are you gonna do?
Speaker 13 (15:09):
You're surrounded by Arkansas, a comfortable environment for you.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Jane Grace gots my brother and sister in law. They
live there, so you know, like crying their pillow. So, yeah,
I'm glad it didn't go.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
It is a pretty rough one for me. And then
I gotta say Panthers looked great this weekend. My Panthers.
They beat the Cowboys. He pounded, they beat the Cowboys.
Speaker 13 (15:29):
Oh man, is it awkward in here right now?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Nah, we're over it.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, we had a whole day yesterday. We had twenty
five whistles on Sunday. And if you notice there's a
couple of bruises on both our faces. We got into it,
but we're find out.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
We're good.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
That Arkansas Col's losses is terrible.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Both games went to the end and lost them both.
But you know what, that's normal for me. My normal
feeling with sports is always feeling sad and let down.
That's not good, but that's my baseline. No, that's my
baseline for sure. Okay, so no, not always. Occasionally people
go to the casino and win, sure, but the baseline
is if you go, you're gonna lose. That's just they
don't build those things, as they say, with people winning
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all the time. My baseline with sports is we lose.
And I have a friend there's Big Ta does a
podcast a different podcast I listen to and he's a
Tennessee fan, and before the game he messaged me and
I was like, we're either going to lose close at
the end or get beat by five hundred, like we
only get our heart's broken or get crushed.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
There's really nowhere in the middle for us. And that's
kind of what happened. Anyway. I'll never give up.
Speaker 10 (16:31):
You shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
But I don't know what it's like to just be good.
I just don't. I don't know what that's like your teams.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I don't know what it's like to have two eyes
that work like never because my right eye is eight
percent vision. I was born with it, and so I
don't know what it's like to have a good left
a good right eye.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So I'm not missing anything. I don't know what it's
like to have two good eyes.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
And I also don't know what it's like to have
like a consistently good sports team.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
So I got one eye. That's about sports team is
me with one eye?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Me.
Speaker 12 (17:00):
The other day, I was showing him a camera and
it was so blurry. He goes, that's what my eye
looks like. I'm like, danger, you can't see anything.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, he was, that's right.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
It was a screen and I said, oh, that's what
my right eye looks like. It was so exactly that,
and I rarely see that. So anyway, that's that's that's
a sucky weekend. That was suck, sucky suffering, suck attash suffering. Yeah,
but I'm new, you know, I'm lifelong life. I'm new
(17:27):
to life long. I'm a new lifelong.
Speaker 10 (17:29):
I can't keep up.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
You can. You get it? You can't keep up better
than anybody can.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Anonymous question to man.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Hello, Bobby Bones, Our thirteen year old daughter wants to
go as a cute cheerleader for Halloween. But the version
that she picked out as well, let's just say, not
one you'd find on the sidelines of a middle school
football game. The skirt is a bit short, the top
does show a bit of our stomach. The whole look
is definitely a little more than my husband likes. He
has forbid her from wearing it. I don't think it's
(18:15):
that revealing. And our daughter is no longer a child.
What do you think, signed Halloween headache? I mean, you
have a daughter, well.
Speaker 10 (18:24):
Thirteen, still a child definitely, However, teenager top fair to
be fair, I know, but this is a case in
which how we did it in my home it defaulted
to me as the mom because dads are a little
more overprotective in this area, which I think is a
good thing.
Speaker 11 (18:44):
But moms also don't want.
Speaker 10 (18:46):
Their daughters just running around looking at a certainly at
least most, So I think you default to the mom here, Like,
if you don't think it's that bad, the husband just
kind of has to surrender it to you, because oftentimes
in our household, my daughter's dad was very up in
arms about outfits that I were like, really in the
(19:06):
grand scaming things, This outfit is not that bad, and
so we made a deal. He's like, Okay, look, I'm
going to defer to your judgment on clothes because I
know you care about her too, and you care about
how she is out in public. So he's like, my
filter is very different from your filter, so I'm going
to go ahead and always defer to you.
Speaker 11 (19:24):
So that's what we do.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
So that's the mom that's emailing us.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, what would you say to her as far as
how she needs to have that conversation with the dad.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
Yeah, Hey, so my friend Amy, this is how she
does it. She did it when she was married, and
as co parents now Ben and I still do this,
Like he'll still hit me up about some usta share
his clothes my daughter, and.
Speaker 11 (19:44):
He'll be like, hey, you and to share. I defer
to you.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
That's been the rule for the last several years and
just say hey. It's really worked for them because it
just allows him to just take a step back and
take a deep breath and know that like, I've got
it handled because as moms, we have our daughter's best
interests heart too, So you just got to trust.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
Us that we know.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
And what I'm gonna do is let you say all
that and I will defer to you to do this.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Mail bag. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
I mean I've literally been in this situation and then
sometimes I have to make that call and I'm like,
we're not gonna wear it. We're not gonna wear this.
And then Ben is like, thank God, thank god.
Speaker 11 (20:20):
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
And I'm like, yeah, but it's just the mom and
dad filter is just so different.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
And that's a great point, all right. There, You go
tell her your friend Amy, Yeah.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
That's how you say it. Don't don't say this girl.
I listen to on the radio, then you lose a
little credibility. Just be like so my friend Amy, they're
in a similar situation and it took them a while
to come to this conclusion, but then they started doing
it and for the last five or six years it's
really worked well for them, and their daughter's now eighteen
and thriving.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Boom, there you go. Close it up.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Somebody I know unfollowed me on Instagram and I only
know because I happened to go to their page and
then you can hit following and it'll show you they're following.
Because I was trying to find somebody that we both
follow and I was unfollowed. I was so insulted. I
was so insulted. And it's not somebody I don't know
them super well. I don't know that. That's not a thing.
That's like what someone goes. I don't know if they
(21:12):
got my text message. No, No, they got it.
Speaker 11 (21:15):
We all Sometimes I do wonder if someone got it.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
I saw waiting on an email reply from someone and
I wonder if they got it.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
They got it. Yeah, they just think of all the
ones that you get, all of them.
Speaker 11 (21:27):
I know, you know, there is the lungeins I.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Can't believe it.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
So again, I haven't spent a lot of like lifetime
with them, but I have spent time with them, and
I think I'm going to be very vague, but their
work that their work is good. And so I saw
they were on a podcast if Somebody that I know,
and I was like, oh, that's interesting, and I was
gonna see if they fall and I went over and
they don't follow me anymore, and you know, a little
(21:54):
bit reminded me of like junior high.
Speaker 11 (21:57):
Oh yeah, when you get left out.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Because there had to be the conscious sect. I don't
even do anything on Instagram that's polarizing. It's just like
clips and occasional pictures of me.
Speaker 10 (22:07):
Being like, Hi, yeah, did you happen to see if
they followed?
Speaker 11 (22:11):
Like nobody anymore. Maybe they cleared the list they.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Look because you know, I'm so offended.
Speaker 11 (22:20):
They want to reset, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Let me look because I'm so offended.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
Hold on.
Speaker 10 (22:25):
Sometimes I don't really know how my number keeps increasing
of like people I follow, because it's like, okay, well.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Here's who they follow.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
No, I don't want to say I'll be able to
follow because I'll put them on. But no, they still
follow people.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
Who is it? Can I see?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Okay, no, because you'll slip up, you will, I don't.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I don't really trust you with the goods.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
And so I have that going and at the same time,
I have another goal going. I'm trying to get this
one person to follow me, and I will talk in
my DMS with them a little bit because I'm a fan, y'all.
Speaker 11 (22:57):
DM, But do you do you follow him or her?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Him?
Speaker 11 (23:01):
It's gotta be him.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Uh. I don't want to give away too much, but
because people, our listeners.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Will track it down who it is. But yes, okay,
and it's like, dude, we talk. All I got it?
Is that the follow button?
Speaker 7 (23:15):
Why?
Speaker 11 (23:16):
Why is it important to you?
Speaker 10 (23:17):
They?
Speaker 11 (23:17):
I don't know follows you?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I don't know because it's not like I'm posting anything
life changing. I mean, I post stuff from the.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Show a little bit, post stuff on the podcast, post
like fun, little live stuff, little jokey stuff, but not
looks like anybody else's Instagram.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
There's really no life or death.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
But I'm offended someone unfollowed me, and I'm slightly offended
that someone won't follow me.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I'm fourteen.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Yeah, you need to let this go, Like it's Instagram,
I know, like it's not.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
But the fact that someone would unfollow me is worse
than the fact that the other person won't follow me.
Speaker 10 (23:48):
Just don't think about it. Just let it go, don't
think about it. Well, let me ask you this. They
unfollowed you, are you still following then?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Not anymore?
Speaker 10 (23:59):
You unfollow of course I did after you saw that. Yeah, wow, okay,
so it's over.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
You wouldn't unfollow, I.
Speaker 11 (24:08):
Don't think so.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I guess you found out somebody followed you and they
unfollowed you, and you were still following them, you wouldn't
unfollow them.
Speaker 11 (24:16):
I don't think so what.
Speaker 10 (24:18):
I don't know that I've been in that situation, so
I can't enter answer, like honestly in the moment how
I feel. But right now I'm thinking i'd be like, oh,
that's interesting, but like that'd be weird for me to
just n follow because they unfollowed.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I want to hack into their page and delete their
whole account. That's what I want to do.
Speaker 11 (24:32):
Oh, now, tell us how you really feel.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, really, Mike, if you found out somebody unfollowed you,
I would unfollow them, am right?
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Really?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
If someone unfollowed me, that would keep me up at night.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I don't even care that people will follow or unfollow
with this one person that I know followed me and
I was like, oh, it's an interesting guest I go.
I was just like, why why would they unfollow me?
It's always like them out anyway. I spent too much
time thinking about that last night.
Speaker 10 (24:56):
I think sometimes we can tell us ourselves stories like
Mike said, woud keep them up at night? And that's
where I can tell I've had some growth because certain
things used to keep me up at night that just
don't keep me up at night anymore. I had convinced
myself that this one person like didn't want to be
my friend anymore because they didn't respond to my text message.
But I had sent a voice text and I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
They like nine minutes yet from you.
Speaker 10 (25:16):
Yes, I didn't know. They just have an aversion of
voice texts like no. And it's not like we're super close,
but like, you know, we've had dinner a few times,
we've worked on some things together. But I had convinced
myself that she no longer likes me.
Speaker 11 (25:29):
I messed up. I did something wrong. I was even
talking to my therapist friend about it.
Speaker 10 (25:33):
Yes, because I was like, well, this is it like
this person she doesn't like. It's like because we were
working on a project with her too. I was like,
I think that this is like we're done, like that
she's mad at me for something and turns out I
just hit her up. Like a week and a half later,
I was like, hey, did she happen to get my
voice text from the other day? And she was like, oh,
I have like an aversion of voice text because of
(25:56):
this other person in my life, like I can't even
I can't handle them.
Speaker 11 (26:00):
And I was like, well, I should have known that
about you.
Speaker 10 (26:03):
And then I sent her this whole like text about
how I'm glad everything's cool, and she was like, yeah,
I love you.
Speaker 11 (26:10):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I don't know. She I thought she could hit you
back with a hey, I don't want to listen to voice.
Speaker 10 (26:15):
Text media busy, Like I gave a.
Speaker 11 (26:20):
No, it's not.
Speaker 10 (26:21):
But I'm just sharing that tidbit because I had created
this entire story. I even figured out what I had
done wrong.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 10 (26:33):
My story told me exactly what made her hate me,
and like she never even knew about that.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, our brain lies to us a live a lot,
but you know it doesn't lie Instagram when they tell
you who follows and follows you anyway, I'll update.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
It's time for the good news box.
Speaker 13 (26:54):
There was an old granny in Florida that was gonna
take her son's dog, e Or for a walk. So
she goes walk, going on some trails and Granny trips falls,
can't get up. She doesn't come back home, so her
husband reports are missing. There's search crews out looking for
and then they find e Or walking down the sidewalk
and ears like oh o o, and e Or leads
(27:17):
the rescue team back to the old lady.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Damn, what kind of dog was e Or?
Speaker 11 (27:24):
Like?
Speaker 12 (27:24):
I gotta be like a lab, one of those bigger
tell you my bulldog, no chance. And I don't see
a chew whaway doing this either.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, just tired. He's just gonna lay down and they
just hope for the best. Ella who's like a hound husky. Uh,
she's just gonna go find the animal to kill on
her own, Like it has to be the right kind
of dog.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
This kind of looks like a lot. It looks kind
of like a lab on Mike, Yeah, kind of that's
a good dog. Am, that's a good boy.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (27:49):
And she told the officers on the body camp, it's
not even my dog. I can't believe he came back.
Oh e or you're a good boy. Grandma loves you.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Good boy.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Okay, there you go. That's what it's all about. That
was telling me something good.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I want to talk about this Selena Gomez story because
the headline from parade is Selena Gomez didn't invite her
friend who donated her kidney to Selena to the wedding.
So I want to go round the room and get
the thoughts lunchbox when you think about this.
Speaker 13 (28:17):
Oh, this is absolutely dirty dog by Selena Gomez. I
don't care what is going on. This woman saved your life,
like you needed a kidney and this girl stepped up
to the plate and said, here is my kidney. And
you have the audacity to not even invite her to
your wedding, Like, who.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
Do you think you are?
Speaker 13 (28:37):
Well, you would not be having a wedding if it
wasn't for this woman. Bad, bad look for Selena Gomez.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Ooh, I think that if you do a selfless act
that it comes with no lifetime strings attached to it. Now,
it's not a lifetime membership pass to anything and everything
Selena does. If I were to, you know, donate something
to Amy along or something, and I don't think Amy
(29:05):
has to then invite me to everything she does forever.
I think you have seasons with people with relationships, friendships.
I think she donated a kidney to Selena to save
her life. And I don't think that she thinks now
in every big moment, every concert, every wedding, every that
Selena must invite her everywhere. I actually don't have a
problem with her not getting invited at all, because if
(29:27):
they're not close, I don't think you, yeah, having a
kidney get your free pass into the wedding?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Am I crazy?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Am?
Speaker 11 (29:32):
Yeah? No, I mean we don't know.
Speaker 10 (29:33):
The relationship, We have no idea what's transpired since the
kidney exchange happened.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
That'd be like donating to a charity.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I'd be like, no, I'm in you gotta to invite
me to everything you do.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Now.
Speaker 11 (29:45):
Did she have like a rather large wedding or was
it intimate?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
So I don't think it was a massive wedding. I
think it was like a medium wedding.
Speaker 10 (29:56):
Yeah, No, I'm kidding that really doesn't matter, because your
relationship with someone may change drastically even after an organ donation, and.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
If it's a truly selfless act, it is not about
self getting the perks of everything coming up in your life.
I think it's a bit odd that they're probably not
as close, but it has nothing to do with the wedding, right.
Speaker 10 (30:16):
But I think it's the outsider like people that are
thinking this is a problem, Like I don't think she
herself has been like I should have been invited. Yeah,
you know, like she's she's not saying that.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
There was also a story and it may have been
a year or two ago that like Seleny Gomez was
smoking and so they were going to her going, how
does it feel you donated your kidney to her and
she's smoking, right, and she's like, it ain't my kidney anymore.
Speaker 11 (30:41):
Like I donated it.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I'm her body.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I donated it in a selfless act to save a person.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I do not have a right.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I didn't buy stock in the company where I still
own it forever. So I don't think it's a dirty
dog at all.
Speaker 13 (30:55):
Lunchbox listen, I am sorry, it seems like okay, going
to be best friends with you.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Oh my gosh, you're a perfect match.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
We're gonna be best friends.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Nobody said that.
Speaker 11 (31:05):
There's okay.
Speaker 10 (31:07):
Just like romantic breakups, there's friendship breakups too.
Speaker 11 (31:10):
You're saying that can't happen.
Speaker 13 (31:11):
There is a picture of them in the hospital in
the beds holding hands like, oh my gosh, we did
this together. And then it gets the kidney. Hey girl,
thanks the kidney.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
Get out of my life, kick rocks.
Speaker 13 (31:22):
I was just being nice to you so I could
get a kidney. Ah man, Well that didn't happen. That
that version of the story didn't happen on.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
How do you know. That's what it seems like to me.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
That's outside perspective.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
That's what it seems like to you. My point is,
I'm not mad at Selena Gomez. I would hope that
if I received someone's kidney that we would stay in
a good enough relationship that they'd always be apart.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
But that doesn't happen.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Like real life sometimes has real difficulties and real changes,
And if you're actually donating an organ to somebody, that
needs to be a selfless act to keep them alive,
not a selfish act to keep them in your life.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Right, I think that's pretty good.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
I mean, that would be.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Pretty good little saying there. I don't mind saying.
Speaker 11 (32:06):
That creepy if you donate an organ.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Like you're mine now, oh you're a mind now, yeah,
that'd be good. So I'm pro Sleney Gomez. I' me
at her once and what was she like? I had
no idea. I sat at a table with her at
an award show, and she looked like a an adult
woman with a child face, which is kind of what
she looks like a picture too.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
She's like porcelain dollish like her face.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Her face looks like she's twelve. She's very it's a
very very young face.
Speaker 11 (32:35):
Porceland doll. Do you know what that is?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I think Nicole Kidman's porcelain doll. Oh like her skin's porcelain.
I think Sleny Gomez is a very young face. But
but she was in like a very small dress. Her
body does not look like a kid like very adult.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Okay, we got just making everybody knows it was this
weird juxtaposition.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Of like child, Yeah, I said, and now she didn't
saything to me, and I didn't saything to her.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
But it wasn't because anybody was too good for.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Each other, which is kind of like one of those
things where you just and she only set there for
like ten minutes. So I didn't ask her about the kidney,
though I should have. That should have been my opportunity
to be like, what's the deal with the kidney? But
I'm pro sling to go mezz.
Speaker 10 (33:18):
Let's say you did donate an organ to me, it's
got either be your kidney or part of my liver
or something part of your liver, and then I'm like,
drinking and smoking, that's on you.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
It is on me, But I'm going to like you see,
I'm going to be disappointed because I would have hoped
that with the trouble that you went through, you would
have learned for your own life the difficulties that come
with not treating your body right right. It's but yes,
the human part of me would be like, I just
gave you part of this and now.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
You're mistreating it as well.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I could have not given you this, but then you
could have been like, yeah, but you gave me this
because I love smoking and.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I can do more drinking. So anyway, I'm team Selene.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I'm also a team kidney giver because she's also not
the one complaining about it. No, it's the internet. Is
the Internet's like we can't well in lunchbox. The Internet
and lunchbox are the same here.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
It's so weird the things he gets passionate about, you.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Know, I do know.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yes, let me go over and talk to Jeremy in Bentonville, Arkansas. Jeremy,
you're on.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
Good Morning Studio Morning. Hey, Bobby, I just want to
talk about Dslina gome in a situation. And I'm going
to say something I never thought I would say in
my entire life, But I agree with the Lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Hey, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
I understand too what you're saying that when you do
a selfless act, you shouldn't expect anything that's that's understood.
And I think that happened on the part of the
person who donated the kidney. However, there should be some
tentfulness and some respect on the part of the receiver.
And so I really think that this is a faux PAP.
I really think that it's a missed opportunity. There's got
to be some middle ground.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I mean, again, I'll say what I used to understand
what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
But I just think generally speaking, if you give somebody something,
you don't get to monitor that. And we're talkingalking about
she gave her a kidney kidney a long time ago.
And people can fall in and out of friendship. And
if I give somebody money and we have this talk
where people will email it and go like, I gave
somebody some money and now I'm watching them spend it
all on lottery tickets and beer and that wasn't what I.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Gave it to him for.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
I'm like, no, no, no, no, you gave them the money.
You can't monitor the money that you gave if it
was a gift, because it was given straight gift. Unless
it was said ahead of time, I'm going to give
you this, and it must only be used for this
and nothing this, then that's it. You can't monitor a
gift that is completely unfair, that's not a gift. Then
(35:37):
that's a conditional item. And I don't think a kidney
was given away as a conditional item. I think and
also friendships, they're able to grow and leave and come back,
and so I don't think that that Selena Gomez's friend
had to be invited to the wedding. I think that
was a selfless gift. Of a kidney a long time ago,
and it is what it is. But I totally understand
(35:58):
what you're saying, and I can appreciate you and having
that feeling.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Yeah, well, I respect you, and I appreciate you guys, and.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I respect you, Jeremy. That's nice side though nothing I
don't respect.
Speaker 13 (36:11):
He's finally on my side. Hey, welcome Jeremy all the time.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
One time only said all right, Jeremy, have a good day, buddy.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
It was good today.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
All right, Mary, And Ohio, you're on the show.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Studio heod morning.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Oh we didn't hear the first part.
Speaker 14 (36:25):
Say that again, Oh, good morning, studio. I just called
in to talk about Selena Gomez and the donor as well.
I don't think she has an obligation to invite her
to the wedding, but it would be a nice gesture
(36:46):
to offer that to her since she kind of did
save her life and if she hadn't done that, she
may not have had this opportunity.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
She is not required.
Speaker 14 (36:57):
I totally agree with you, but it just would have
been a nice gesture. Whether they're best buds or friends
anymore or not, it just would have been a nice gesture.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
I hear you.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
And you know, in a perfect world, I think she
would have. But I think people coming down on Selena
Gomez is unfair. I don't know what their relationship is.
I don't know learn anything about what's happening personally with them.
All I do know is if I give somebody something
that's now theirs, and if they do whatever they do
with it and I don't approve, well.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
I just won't give them anything again. But that's a gift.
Can't monitor a gift?
Speaker 10 (37:32):
Yeah, and we really don't know, like you said, the
dynamic of their relationship now, like it could be that
this other the donor what if she had a wedding?
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Oh well, now we're making up story and no, we're.
Speaker 11 (37:42):
Making up stories.
Speaker 10 (37:42):
But it's like, then would she be required if if
she had a falling out with Selena Gomez, Like, would
did she then have to invite her to her wedding?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
No?
Speaker 13 (37:50):
No, Selena didn't give her a kidney.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
But that doesn't matter.
Speaker 10 (37:53):
It's just the the relationship is severed in some way,
shape or form, and we don't know the extent of it.
Maybe she didn't even want the invite or hair because
she wouldn't extend that invite vice versa.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
You know, repossess the kidney, take it back, show up
with the tow truck.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
You don't even need the tow truck when you just
show up with it.
Speaker 12 (38:11):
Was it a big wedding? Like do they know how big?
How many people are going to that wedding? Because if
it's a small wedding, I understand.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
It was in the news.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
It's big.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Do you said you got have you subscribed to the internet?
Speaker 6 (38:22):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
You've been over on it before.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
There were like two hundred people there. Okay, I just again,
I agree it would have been nice.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
It would have been really nice. Okay, but that's not
the point.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
The point is when you give somebody something, you can't
monitor the gift that is a gift if it's a kidney,
or if it's five hundred dollars, so that's what's up,
or shoes or whatever, like if you wear like a jacket.
Speaker 12 (38:43):
I'm you're comparing all these things to because the kidney
is like what if you got one kid or.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
So the more it is.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
So if it's five dollars, five hundred dollars, you have
more rights because it's five hundred dollars five dollars.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
No, you don't you You don't get to monitor what
they do with the money.
Speaker 12 (38:57):
I thought you don't because kidneys, I mean they were rare.
I mean you're only get to they're not rare.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Everybody's got to.
Speaker 10 (39:04):
Every person, everybody, Like, what if you get it from
a random donor that tell you all.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Them everywhere you go your whole life. You have to
invite them. No, totally different, totally different. It's you're still
giving someone a part of your body, but a friend
is doing it because they care about you.
Speaker 13 (39:19):
A stranger is doing it mostly because they're just wanting
to do something nice.
Speaker 10 (39:23):
Then if you have a falling out and you're no
longer friends.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Right, exactly yourself out of that. All right, there we go.
H thank you for all the calls you guys. Again,
you can leave us a voicemail to eight seven seven
seventy seven. Bobby.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
I'll give you the fictional city. Tell me the TV
show that's set there. Amy, I'll go to you. First example,
South Park, Colorado, South Park, Crank.
Speaker 11 (39:47):
Okay, so we'll.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Go around the room. Don't miss that was an example?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Well yeah, okay, all right, Amy, First, Maybury, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
What's the TV show?
Speaker 11 (40:01):
The Andy Griffith Show.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Next up, Lunchbox, Tree Hill, North Carolina. I'm gonna go
with one tree Hill, correct, Eddie. The town is Bedrock.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Give me the Flintstones. You got it, fund Stones.
Speaker 13 (40:19):
Everybody's got it right, easiest, peasy, Yeah, I got it,
understand it, Amy, Bikini Bottom SpongeBob correct.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Lunchbox, Landford, Illinois. Uh, that is Oho, Landford?
Speaker 6 (40:38):
Give me Roseanne?
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Correct, Eddie Dylan, Texas. Ooh, that's Friday Night Lights.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Nice one. I thought that was pretty hard. I never
watched that show.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Show.
Speaker 6 (40:53):
You gotta go back and watch it?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
So good? You think I never will? I got other
shows to watch. No, have you watched Peacemaker? That's really good?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Exactly?
Speaker 11 (41:04):
Don't want to?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
You would like Amy, you would like to go back
and watch it. We just altered, demanding we go all right?
Next up, Ammy named the town are named?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
This show? Cape Side Massachusetts?
Speaker 11 (41:18):
What Cape Side Massachusetts?
Speaker 1 (41:24):
What's the TV show.
Speaker 11 (41:27):
Cape Side Massachusetts? What happens in MHM? Is that gossip Girl?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
No, Lawson's Creek?
Speaker 11 (41:41):
Really?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
All right? You're out?
Speaker 11 (41:43):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Lunchbox Arlon Texas, Arlon, Oh that's King of the Hill.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Correct, Good job, Lunchbox remains Eddie co Hog Rhode Island.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
What the I'm not sure if they live in Rhode Island.
Speaker 12 (42:10):
Talk it out, but I feel like it's a small
town and Laura Lei and her daughter lived there. Guy
owns the diner. Man, I'm just gonna go with Gilmore girls.
It's got to be Rhode Island. It's somewhere over there.
(42:32):
Family guy, way off lunch walking about the rest.
Speaker 13 (42:38):
Yeah, I would love to have a you know, Victory
Lap Pawnee, Indiana.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
That is that is Parks.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
And wreck We found his skill. Guys in the places
where the shows are from.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Yep, next city, King's Landing, Westereos, Western.
Speaker 6 (42:55):
Roast, King's Landing West ROAs.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah, I would just know King's Landing. But yeah, I'll
go with Game of Thrones, Hawkins.
Speaker 13 (43:05):
Indiana, Hawkins Indiana.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
That is Hawkins Indiana. What the heck is the name
of the show.
Speaker 6 (43:14):
The Middle.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Now, Stranger Things, Okay, you can't get cocky. You lost.
I was dant, now you lost, and now you never cocky.
Speaker 13 (43:21):
I've never seen a Stranger Things, so I had no idea.
Wouldn't say no, stupid you it point place, Wisconsin, point Place, Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Oh you watched that show. What was that called?
Speaker 9 (43:38):
Now?
Speaker 13 (43:38):
That was in North Dakota. That's called Fargo. What goes
on in Wisconsin? Point place?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
That seventies show?
Speaker 13 (43:49):
That was gonna be my guest because that was the
only show I know in Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Oh, they do yell at Wisconsin Good Morning. Was that
was gonna be your guest? But you waited like ten hours.
Speaker 6 (43:59):
I know I was talking. I didn't know I was
in a hurry.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
I thought I was just enjoying my We got it,
we got a show we got to do here. Yeah,
all right, Stars Hollow Connecticut.
Speaker 13 (44:07):
Stars Hollow Connecticut. I don't know that one. I'll go
with a gossip girl, Gilmore Girls, whatever those are called.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
I've never seen those. Sunnydale, California.
Speaker 6 (44:19):
Sunnydale, Oh suh.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
No, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Speaker 6 (44:23):
Never see that one.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
All right, but there he is.
Speaker 6 (44:25):
I went hits.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah, alright, Let's go talk to.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Ronda, who is in Austin, because Lunchbox is going off
to Price is Right and going to try to get
on the show.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Hey Ronda, what's up?
Speaker 11 (44:35):
Hey?
Speaker 14 (44:36):
I needed to ask.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
I've been trying to get through.
Speaker 14 (44:39):
But is Lunchbox if he gets called down Are.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
They gonna say, come on down, Lunchbox.
Speaker 11 (44:43):
Are they gonna say his real name?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I would assume real name.
Speaker 6 (44:46):
I have no idea. I don't know how it works.
Speaker 13 (44:48):
I will ask them if they can use my persona name,
but I don't know if they'll be they'll.
Speaker 6 (44:53):
Be down for that.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Can you imagine if everybody got to use their nicknames?
All right, come on down, big L?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Like Big L?
Speaker 9 (45:00):
What?
Speaker 1 (45:00):
No, it's got to be your real name.
Speaker 13 (45:02):
Yeah, it might be my real name, but that's the
price you pay to be on the prices right and
to win the showcase showdown. If that's the sacrifice I
have to make, I'm willing to make it.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
So Lunchbox heads off and he leaves after the show tomorrow.
So you fly Tuesday afternoon to get there Tuesday night
to try to get on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Correct,
and you're trying to get into all three afternoon sessions, yes.
Speaker 13 (45:25):
One thirty in afternoon every time, because I knew that
I had a commitment to our listeners that I couldn't
miss the show.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
I don't know if it's the listeners you had to
command it to, but yes, uh, you're not going to
miss the show. However, you still might have to miss
the show. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
I haven't figured that out yet.
Speaker 7 (45:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Like I've got to have to get there early in
the morning.
Speaker 13 (45:43):
I know I got to go scope it out. I'm
worried about getting there first of all with airplane.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah. What do you mean, oh?
Speaker 13 (45:52):
Because they yeah, shut down if the travel delays, like
there's delays everywhere, one's being delayed hours upon hours.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
I'll tell you what, if you just want to leave
right now in your car, I give full permission, take
twenty It would take me three day.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Do you really want it? Though? That's the question.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Let's see how long it is from They probably be
two full day, just twenty six hours from here there.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
But he got Mike here to Los Angeles driving.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
Twenty nine hours and two minutes.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
If I don't stop, you beat that though. I've rand
with Eddie. He beats anything.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Man.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Gosh, she raises it. And you have your tuxedo.
Speaker 13 (46:26):
The rental has been done. It was quite expensive. Would
you like to know who I'm wearing?
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Yes, I do Jonathan's prom apparel.
Speaker 6 (46:35):
Nope, vera wayg.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
You make wedding dresses. That's what I thought.
Speaker 13 (46:41):
I didn't know she did tuxes, but she does tuxes
and I will be picking it up on Wednesday in
Los Angeles, California.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Second question, Yeah, is your wife going to you? No, yeah,
she's going. What if she gets on the show.
Speaker 6 (46:56):
No, no, she's not going to the show.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
You're you're going by yourself.
Speaker 6 (46:59):
Yeah, I didn't or a ticket.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
I didn't say you didn't want her to go, and
possibly Dan, she's gonna go see her cousin if she said, Hey,
I want to go to and try to get on
the show.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
No, no, no, no, no. This is a me thing
because if she got on and you didn't, Oh.
Speaker 13 (47:13):
It would be chaos in our house. Like it would
be a very big rift because she she didn't do anything.
She has no care about prices, right, Like this isn't
her dream. She hadn't thought about it. She doesn't want
to be a star. I want to be the star.
So she has no interest.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Okay, Uh, Lunchbox will be leaving tomorrow after the show
to fly to California. He's been He's gonna wear ver
vera Wang, vera Wang, and you have your hotel.
Speaker 6 (47:39):
Yeah, I'm booking that.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Wait, you don't have it you have a hotel yet.
Speaker 13 (47:43):
No, Okay, I've been looking. I'm waiting. I thought if
I wait till closer, they would be desperate and the
prices would come down, you know what I mean. Like
it's like, oh, it's already Tuesday night, we don't have
anybody for Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
We might as well lower the room rate. Is that
not how hotels work?
Speaker 2 (47:59):
I mean you could they have something called dynamic pricing,
but I don't think really this will affect that.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
So I would just get on it. I just get
on it.
Speaker 6 (48:05):
I'm getting on it.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
I'm on it all right, Yeah, Ronda. We think he'll
use his real name. We hope he gets on. We
have a code word that if he gets on, he
can't tell us. I asked him the question, like, hey,
have you thought about going anywhere new lately?
Speaker 6 (48:17):
And Papa New Guinea?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
That means he got on And there's different ways of
saying it.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Yeah, And if he got on and like did some
real damage and like won some.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Stuff, You've been thinking about going.
Speaker 6 (48:28):
Anywhere Papa New Guinea?
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (48:30):
And if he like won the whole thing possibly or
at least got to the final, it's like been thinking
about going anywhere perfect. So, yeah, that's what's up, Ronda,
Thank you for calling.
Speaker 14 (48:42):
All right, good luck punch.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Ready.
Speaker 12 (48:50):
Last Sunday, Old Frank decided to go to the beach
at Ocean City, New Jersey. He's sitting there, he's lounging
and joined the sun, and all of a sudden he
hears someone in the water and go heopop.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
What does he do?
Speaker 12 (49:01):
He doesn't stand there and drink his beer. Nope, he
puts his drink down. He runs in the water.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Thank god, he doesn't stand there and take in the show.
There's a woman being ripped.
Speaker 12 (49:11):
She's being taken out by the ripped hide and he
jumps in there. He grabs her and guess what, she
starts panicking. He starts, she starts sinking him down. So
he's like, no, no, relax, I'm here to help. I'm
here to help. He grabs her, he takes it ashore. Meanwhile,
another person there at the beach has a flotation device
helps her out too, So both of them saved her.
But Frank, he says, thank god I took this class
(49:32):
when I was in high school.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
He was a life saving class. That's what helped me
this guy saving people like he's Eddie. Well, you know,
you don't want to brag. I don't want to brag
or anything, but I got some saves under my belt.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
About how many it's uh? I think two and a half.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
I believe if you looked up in the database. Yeah,
two and a half. One was a double safe. Dang,
what about the half though, No.
Speaker 11 (49:55):
It's not a double save because he pushed her in.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Okay, how well, it doesn't matter how they got there.
He still saved her. It doesn't matter how they were drowning.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Let's say you're a firefighter and you accidentally kick over
a lamp in your house and catch us on fire,
and you have to go, oh my god, so the
fire you have to come and put your own fire.
You don't not get credit for saving a house because
you're the accidental kicker in her.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah, you still save it.
Speaker 6 (50:16):
Put her on purpose.
Speaker 11 (50:17):
That was a joke.
Speaker 7 (50:18):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
All right, there you go, all right, that's what it's
all about. That was telling me something good.
Speaker 7 (50:26):
Wake up, wake up in the morn and it's on
the radio, and the dogs.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Ready and his lunchbox more game two bread and it's
trying to put you through buck.
Speaker 7 (50:43):
He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Is about it all.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Let's go over to Amy with the Morning Corny, Morning Corny.
Speaker 10 (51:01):
What is Macaulay Culkin's first rap.
Speaker 11 (51:03):
Album called.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
What?
Speaker 11 (51:07):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (51:08):
It's not good?
Speaker 10 (51:09):
What?
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Home Malone?
Speaker 4 (51:12):
What?
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Like alone?
Speaker 7 (51:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (51:15):
How do we fix it? Because like post Malone, we
fix it. At first I thought it was gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
At then I would say, what do you call post
malone alone on a Friday night?
Speaker 1 (51:25):
Post home Malone? Alone? Pretty good? That's pretty good, Morning Corny.
Speaker 6 (51:35):
So you said home alone?
Speaker 1 (51:38):
What did you say home Malone?
Speaker 6 (51:40):
I literally thought she said home alone.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
I was like, I know that's the joke.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
I really missed the Malone bar and I was alone,
Yeah alone, My joke version is perfect.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
That's just off the head.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
But it would be like, what do you call post
malone lonely on a Friday night? Home malone?
Speaker 1 (51:55):
Okay? Something like that. Okay, I wouldn't use that ever
again though.
Speaker 11 (51:58):
Ever.
Speaker 10 (51:58):
I know, well, sometimes like when I say it out
loud to y'all, it finally hits me that it's bad.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
It's not bad in your head, yeah, I hit it.
Speaker 11 (52:08):
It's just me.
Speaker 10 (52:08):
But then when I'm looking at y'all's eyeballs, I'm like,
I can't etun.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
Bobby Bone show sorry up today.
Speaker 13 (52:16):
This story comes to us from Missouri. A nineteen year
old college student after a night out, is walking down
the road and decides, you know what, that car I
don't really like it? Boom knocks the side mirror off
of it. Next car breaks the window, ends up vandalizing
seventeen different cars on his way home. And when police
(52:36):
questioned him because he's walking down the street after all
this happened, He's like, now that wasn't me. And they
check his phone and he had asked chat GBT, Hey
am I going to go to jail for vandalizing cars?
Speaker 1 (52:47):
How would police get in his phone? They had probable
cause and looked and they you don't have to get
my code?
Speaker 10 (52:52):
Oh well, he they're probably like just holding up to
his eyeballs.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
Now, yeah, okay, but then I would have close my
phone right to not open. Yeah, I think it's still
opens if you close your eyes. No, it does.
Speaker 6 (53:06):
I think it's just your face.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Hold on, hold on, are you crazy? It needs your
eye now. I don't know if it's open. Is it open? Yeah? No,
it's not. That's Oh it's not here it opened? That's hard.
Speaker 6 (53:19):
Wow, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
Have your eyes open? I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
Wait either I'd like to say this, either Amy and
I are very stupid because we're on the sand, or
you guys, somebody is very stupid here and it might
be us.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
It's called face recognition looking at your nose holes?
Speaker 2 (53:36):
Why do you because whenever somebody dies in a movie,
they have to like open their eyes, don't they Let
me see?
Speaker 1 (53:40):
Try yours? Okay, hold on, ready, I gotta stand over
there to see if it works, though, I'm going to
close my eyes. Ready, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 10 (53:51):
Oh my gosh, it says an iPhone's face ID doesn't
need your actual eyeballs.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
Waited, is it opening?
Speaker 11 (53:56):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Still lost?
Speaker 10 (53:58):
Okay, here it's said it doesn't need your actual eyeballs.
But that's weird because it also says.
Speaker 1 (54:03):
He's a ball, so weird.
Speaker 10 (54:05):
It doesn't need to see it does need to see
your eyes to confirm your looking at it. Yes, so
you need your eyes, but I guess it's not specifically
the balls.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
Okay, you need to stop with that.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
So yeah, right, like I'm if I have something on
my phone that I'm asking chat GBT about that I've
been doing illegal, Like hey, how do I rob a bank?
And I'm not opening my eyes near my phone? But Okay,
that's dumb of him to do that.
Speaker 13 (54:31):
Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
Hey, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
A couple of things. I did a Bobby Cast that's up.
That is me answering a lot of questions, a lot
of baby questions, my questions.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
I'd normally answer them why it's having a baby.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
So I answered a lot of the questions of when
does she do, what's the gender? All those questions were asked,
I addressed them all. Go search for the Bobby Cast.
By the way, tomorrow it will be a one hour
Bobby Cast with's Clint Black.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
Oh that's gonna be super cool. And I'm leaving here
a better man. So that's cool. We'll see you on Tuesday.
Give by everybody.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Bibby Bones, the Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced
and sang by Reid Yarberry.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
You can find his instagram at Red Yarberry. Scuba Steve
Executive producer, Ray Mundo head of Production.
Speaker 2 (55:23):
I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
Comitting this. Hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to
Monday Show. More.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
In a studio morning, we were talking about Mark Sanchez
last week, the football player who went to the hospital
and then got arrested because he attacked a sixty nine
year old man in the alley.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Everybody's familiar, right, big story.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
And so what I remember thinking is, man, imagine you
don't remember anything and you just wake up in the hospital.
And so I've never drank or been drunk, and I
was talking to you guys, and you're like, yeah, that
happens sometimes, not that you beat somebody up and get stabbed,
but you just don't remember the night, right, Yeah, that's happened.
And so we had a caller recently named Granger who
told a similar story about not knowing what happened between
(00:51):
him and law enforcement.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
When I was in college, had a night where I
definitely had one too many and woke up the next
day in the jail tale remember absolutely nothing. I was
arrested for a publican talks, had no clue where I was.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I just saw like a.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Toilet with a water fountain on top of it, and.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
I was like, oh gosh, I gotta sover up.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
And figure out where the heck I am?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
And yeah, what'd you do? What you're off at barn?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I was told I threw it up in the cop cart.
Dix's Street got the best of me.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
So now there's an artist, big artist named Co Wetzel.
Play a clip of that. I forgot him and I
had talked about this because he goes pretty hard. Co
talked to me about going to jail and woke up
and did not know how he got there.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
There were a couple of times I woke up in
jail and didn't know why I was there. Whenever you're
in a cement room and the only one in there
and they won't tell you what's going on, you kind
of stowt to reflects a little bit, you know what?
Speaker 6 (01:46):
It was?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
No, And the first time I got picked up, this
is how about it was.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
I was so drunk that twenty four hours after they
picked me up, they come to do to do all
the fingers and stuff, and I still couldn't remember my
social Security number and they were like, it's great, so
they put me back here for twenty four more hours.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
That's crazy, Yeah, that's crazy, right, yeah, Okay, And then
he talked about how you know, he went to jail
and all that was happening, but it.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Was kind of a wake up call for him, call
him my pops. Then you know, he was like the
only time I was ever disappointed. And he used if
you got picked up or went to jail, you know,
and he goes, now you got to kind of look
step back and take a look at it.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
You know, they could have been a whole lot worse.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
So he could have woke up and killed somebody or
maybe sign and grow up a little bit.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
The music that I was making back then.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Whenever I was going to bard and what I was
kind of what I'm kind of known for today is
that was it. And now, you know, going into the
newer music, it's kind of taking a little shift, a
little turn, and uh oh no, I think people are
going to stick with it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And he said he would get in fights with his
friends and then not really know until he woke up
with injuries, like he was going hard all the time.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Me and my buddy would get drugs just by each other.
I guess everything's good the next morning. But it's kind
of like at the times, just a lot of testosterone.
It's like a lot of built up energy and then
we all get it out. We tow down, and then
we hug on each other, love on each other next morning, like, man,
that was wild nut.
Speaker 7 (03:05):
You know we got a black car.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You see, did I miss out? Because I never got
to have these experiences, so.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
We never I never fought each other.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Never never did up in jail fought each other. Like
that's a great story. Yeah, so we had that in
Neil Coo Wetzel Tank. I forgot to share it with
you guys.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Many years ago, Abby went to get a massage and
it was very creepy because the guy kept moaning while
he was massaging her, and so we didn't feel like
that was a fair reflection of the massage therapy industry.
So we wanted to send her back, and we did
it without a sponsor, without a client.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
They didn't know she was coming.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I paid for it, Amy set it up, and we
sent Abby after the show on Friday, m.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
M yep, Friday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I did see an Instagram story of the bed and
you know what that looks? Standard?
Speaker 8 (03:52):
Did okay?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, nothing weird about it, No like leather straps or anything,
because you don't know, Okay, So walk us through what happened? Okay,
are you nervous?
Speaker 9 (04:02):
Oh my gosh, yeah, I was like yeah, very in
the lobby, everybody else is just kind of sitting there
and I'm like, uh, because I didn't know how it
was going to go experience. Yes, yeah, but it was
with a female.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
So okay, so you they call your name, call my name.
Speaker 9 (04:16):
She's super nice. She's like, hey, get undressed.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Do you get any nuts or anything in a little bowl?
Speaker 8 (04:21):
No, I didn't get anything, okay, yeah yeah, water.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
A little nuts, yeah yeah.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:27):
So I walk in and she's like, get undressed and
under the towel and then she walks out. I just
were my underwear because you guys asked.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Any music that was playing?
Speaker 8 (04:36):
Yeah, super relaxing.
Speaker 9 (04:38):
Was oh my gosh, just like this, like this taking
me back to a time, to Friday.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
Friday.
Speaker 11 (04:48):
I feel like maybe.
Speaker 8 (04:50):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (04:51):
So then she comes in, she starts massaging, and it
was amazing.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
It was awesome. You guys, like, I want to go
back every week out.
Speaker 10 (05:02):
Today It's like he realized what you've been missing out on.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
Yes, Like I didn't want it to end. And the
last one I was like, I can't wait till this
is over.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
The first one I did.
Speaker 9 (05:13):
Yes, I was like, when this is the longest thirty minutes.
It was only thirty minutes, and it was the longest
of my life.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
The first one.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
As he would push, he would moan that was weird.
But he was also tickling you in an area that
you said, don't touch.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
Yes, on the side. She never went on the side.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Did you tell her I am ticklish?
Speaker 9 (05:28):
I did, but there was really no need to even
go on the side because she was on my back.
I mainly said my neck in my back because I
have like tense you know, in my shoulders. And also
when she gave the massage, she would only lift the
towel up the area she was massaging.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
That's the.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Guy.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Last time was just like all up.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
Did the took like the whole thing off down to
my lesh.
Speaker 11 (05:52):
That's like not normal.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
No, No, that's why we wanted to send her somewhere
that they didn't know it was her coming. They didn't
know this was a bit. It was straight just doing
their day to day job and there's nother creepy about it.
Speaker 8 (06:04):
No, And she was so professional it was amazing.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
So as a gift in the future, would you like massages?
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Yeah, I would love massages.
Speaker 10 (06:12):
Good to know.
Speaker 9 (06:13):
Oh my gosh, that was sixty minutes. I'll do ninety,
I'll do one eighty, whatever.
Speaker 10 (06:18):
Once in four hours her life has changed.
Speaker 8 (06:20):
That's good, thank you, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Because it's a really cool experience.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
It really is. It doesn't have to be like tense.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
When you walk out.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
To me, it always feels kind of like if you
jump on a trampoline for a long time and you
get off, you're like, whoa, You're still kind of like
the rounds. Yeah, whenever I'm walking out of massage, it's
not the same balance up and down, but it's kind
of like a hazy walk.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Do you ever get that?
Speaker 10 (06:44):
Yeah, I felt that. That's like a relaxation at its finest.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah. I've never been for relaxation. I've always been for
like bodywork.
Speaker 10 (06:54):
Like that's maybe now we need to send you because.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I'm fine, Yeah soon, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I've been twenty times, but it's always been if I
have a shoulder injury, leg injury, I'm just not big
on relaxing.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
Here's exactly why you need to go.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's what I do. Here's what I do.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I get in there and if I did not bring
and I don't, I'll take off all like if I
have a watch on, I'll take it off for the
most part. But then I start to go what time
is it? So I set my phone right underneath where
you put your face, so you put your face in
like a circle. And then I can't drool now because
sometimes you're if you like it comes out of your mouth.
(07:32):
But I keep my phone down below so I can
see what time it is, which is very hard because
my vision's bad, but the numbers are so big on
my screen that I can see.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I always need to know what time. I just don't relax.
Nothing that I don't relax.
Speaker 10 (07:43):
Okay, well you need to go have a massogey and
someone needs to take your phone.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Away, and then well I can take my phone away.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
I mean, well, donund like it.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I just need to know what time it is.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Like when I was doing yoga, like I couldn't enjoy
it because I need to know how much time was left.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I always need to know what time, how much time
is left.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, there's not really a place I can go ever
in my life where I just go time doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Let's just let's just chill like that isn't a part
of me.
Speaker 10 (08:06):
But it doesn't. I mean, you know, the yoga class
is an hour or an hour and a half, but
I know how much. But does that make it easier
or what's the point?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Because I need to know how hard I need to go.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
If we're getting like to the last ten minutes and
I'm not fully like exhausted, and every part of me
isn't feeling the punishment that I deserve for getting in
a class like that, then I need to go extra hard.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Like it's all. But that's all. It's interesting.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
You definitely do yoga and massages very different.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I need to know what time it is at all times,
all times. Yeah, I put extra clocks in this room.
Speaker 10 (08:41):
I mean most of the time, the massage therapist or
the teacher, they're going to be keeping track on that.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
For you.
Speaker 10 (08:46):
There is that case where I went got acupuncture and
fell asleep for like over two hours and missed a
podcast recording.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
So I asked my therapist to put a clock in
his office that I could see.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
And what do you say to that?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (08:58):
Well, okay, so he was meeting your need.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Okay, hey, turned it.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
I wonder he's going to be like Bobby let's let's
try to just not focus on the clock.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
You're saying, okay, let's just focus on me not eating
then or breathing.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
But no, no, no, it's different very much.
Speaker 10 (09:13):
Yeah, but some of that's just trust trust the process.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
That's not a process I care to trust. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I don't don't, I don't not trust it. It makes
me feel more safe and secure if I know what
time it is at all times.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
When you watch shows, are you constantly positive?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Drives my wife crazy because I need to know if
we're building towards the end.
Speaker 10 (09:31):
Or not, and if you need to focus more and
get really.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh yeah, that's a big one, because I don't think
there's an episode of anything we watch that I don't
pause it at least twice and not a full pause,
just just because I need to see that where we
are how much.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Time a pause?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
A pause is a pause pause. If you just hit
it real quick, all it does is basically bring up
that bottom. Oh you just like make it the timeline okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11 (09:57):
I've never done that.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
M every show.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
In some shows, I know if they say like an
hour ten, I know that the last nine minutes is
going to be if it's an HBO MAC show, it's
going to be one of those where they're talking about
what's coming up next episode, And so sometimes I want
to backtrack that and I want to go to the
very end real quick. I have to go way past
the ending and see how long that is, so I
know how long the episode is.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
And another thing is TV sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Another thing is if we look to see how many
episodes are in a series, the rule is don't look
at the titles of the episodes, because we can't run
what's coming up.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
It does kind of tell you that's weird. They do
a pretty good job of it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Don't even look at the pictures, like we're just looking,
try to close one eye and we're just trying to
see how many number episodes, because then you know.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
If someone's still alive, like if they're in a thumbnail
from like later in the season, exactly, weird.
Speaker 10 (10:49):
We sometimes a thumbnail could be a vision exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You just never know, And why put yourself through that
the turmoil trying to figure it out.
Speaker 10 (11:00):
No turmoil doesn't bother me at all. I actually don't
even look to see how many episodes there are?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 13 (11:09):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Also if it's like the last episode, we got to
have last episode focus. We call that in my house
last episode focus. And so there aren't really rules. I'm
micro manager a little bit on Micromndal's TV watching, but
she's like, I'm on the phone. You're on your phone
all the time. I need to look some stuff. You
need to focus on the show. So but then there's
(11:31):
no phone at all on the final episode because we
got to we have final episode focus in my house.
Speaker 10 (11:36):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, I'm glad. That was fun. Though.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
Yeah, thank you guys. We'll change my life.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I don't know about all that, but it's like.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
The ultimate redemption.
Speaker 10 (11:51):
I mean, but think about it, though, she was she
had written off massages forever.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, do you know where the old massage places that
you went to? Is it here in town?
Speaker 8 (11:58):
No, it's not. I'm in Kansas City.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I like to send you all the way back to
that one.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh, and see if she could track down the guy
and see if she gets the same experience or if
he's grown he was, or.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
I mean past one. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, you guys feel free to call us eight seven
to seven Prison seventy seven, Bobby. That's our phone number
eight seven seven seventy seven be obb wy. So over
the weekend, I had planned to go to Knoxville to
watch Arkansas and Tennessee play football. If you're new to
the show other than my wife favorite things Arkansas sports
(12:37):
die Hard. And it was only like three and a
half hours. So I was gonna wake up, go by myself,
go to the game, watch us win. There's gonna be
an amazing win, and then drive back home. And as
I was driving home, listen and watch Cubs play. Watch
them win that game. And so my wife she thought
I was going. But I wake up and she's like,
you're going to the game. Because I didn't have to
decide really till about eleven games is three, I could
(12:58):
get there pretty easy, and I was like, yeah, I
think I'm gonna go. She goes, Okay, well, don't text
me when you get there, being like this sucks. I
wish i'd never come. She goes, cause you do that
a lot, and so just you know, just make the deal.
You don't text me that, but have a good time.
And I'm like, all right, I said, do you do
you don't think I should go? She goes, no, I
don't think you should go. You're gonna miss me. No, no, no,
it's not that at all, she's saying. She goes, what
(13:20):
do both of.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Your teams lose? And I'm like, well, that's kind of rude.
She goes, is it your teams always lose?
Speaker 10 (13:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Well they do? Yeah, well no they historically.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, just generally, my teams always lose. And I'm like, well,
so my feelings get a little hurt, and I'm like,
what do you mean. She goes, well, they're both the underdog, right,
and I'm like, yeah, arecants. I'm supposed to lose by
like ten and the Cubs are like a run and
a half underdog to the Brewers.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
She goes, imagine how miserable you'll be if they both lose,
And then.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
She says something that I often say, and it's that
think about this logically. Now, Logically, if they both lose,
is that going to be the worst drive home you've
ever had? She was like, I just considered that before
you go, and a little bit my feelings were hurt.
And then they both lost and I was happy.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
She said it it's brutal.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
It is a brutal day for me, But you were
home at least I don't have drive home during brutalness,
because I would have got there and about third quarter
texted or this sucks.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I wish I had never come. For sure, sure I
would have done that. You just would have left, no,
because it was kind of close till the end.
Speaker 10 (14:24):
Oh oh, that's true. I guess I did see at
one point that they were you were.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
We were playing a different game. We were playing a
little something called fumble Rooski, and they were that sounds fun.
It was a new element. It is is pretty bad.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Now. Now I'm back at square one, considering going to
Texas A and M.
Speaker 10 (14:42):
It's a game, so it's I was about to say,
you're probably not going to go.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You're well, at least I don't know that I wouldn't
because I like Coachyoko a lot, and I think you
say hi to Coachoko and but.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Tex A and M's probably number four best team in football.
They're awesome. When's that game on Saturday? So here we
are doing it again, thinking what are you gonna do?
Speaker 13 (15:09):
You're surrounded by Arkansas, a comfortable environment for you.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Jane Grace gots my brother and sister in law. They
live there, so you know, like crying their pillow. So, yeah,
I'm glad it didn't go.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
It is a pretty rough one for me. And then
I gotta say Panthers looked great this weekend. My Panthers.
They beat the Cowboys. He pounded, they beat the Cowboys.
Speaker 13 (15:29):
Oh man, is it awkward in here right now?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Nah, we're over it.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yeah, we had a whole day yesterday. We had twenty
five whistles on Sunday. And if you notice there's a
couple of bruises on both our faces. We got into it,
but we're find out.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
We're good.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
That Arkansas Col's losses is terrible.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Both games went to the end and lost them both.
But you know what, that's normal for me. My normal
feeling with sports is always feeling sad and let down.
That's not good, but that's my baseline. No, that's my
baseline for sure. Okay, so no, not always. Occasionally people
go to the casino and win, sure, but the baseline
is if you go, you're gonna lose. That's just they
don't build those things, as they say, with people winning
(16:06):
all the time. My baseline with sports is we lose.
And I have a friend there's Big Ta does a
podcast a different podcast I listen to and he's a
Tennessee fan, and before the game he messaged me and
I was like, we're either going to lose close at
the end or get beat by five hundred, like we
only get our heart's broken or get crushed.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
There's really nowhere in the middle for us. And that's
kind of what happened. Anyway. I'll never give up.
Speaker 10 (16:31):
You shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
But I don't know what it's like to just be good.
I just don't. I don't know what that's like your teams.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I don't know what it's like to have two eyes
that work like never because my right eye is eight
percent vision. I was born with it, and so I
don't know what it's like to have a good left
a good right eye.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
So I'm not missing anything. I don't know what it's
like to have two good eyes.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
And I also don't know what it's like to have
like a consistently good sports team.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
So I got one eye. That's about sports team is
me with one eye?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Me.
Speaker 12 (17:00):
The other day, I was showing him a camera and
it was so blurry. He goes, that's what my eye
looks like. I'm like, danger, you can't see anything.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, he was, that's right.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
It was a screen and I said, oh, that's what
my right eye looks like. It was so exactly that,
and I rarely see that. So anyway, that's that's that's
a sucky weekend. That was suck, sucky suffering, suck attash suffering. Yeah,
but I'm new, you know, I'm lifelong life. I'm new
(17:27):
to life long. I'm a new lifelong.
Speaker 10 (17:29):
I can't keep up.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
You can. You get it? You can't keep up better
than anybody can.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Anonymous question to man.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Hello, Bobby Bones, Our thirteen year old daughter wants to
go as a cute cheerleader for Halloween. But the version
that she picked out as well, let's just say, not
one you'd find on the sidelines of a middle school
football game. The skirt is a bit short, the top
does show a bit of our stomach. The whole look
is definitely a little more than my husband likes. He
has forbid her from wearing it. I don't think it's
(18:15):
that revealing. And our daughter is no longer a child.
What do you think, signed Halloween headache? I mean, you
have a daughter, well.
Speaker 10 (18:24):
Thirteen, still a child definitely, However, teenager top fair to
be fair, I know, but this is a case in
which how we did it in my home it defaulted
to me as the mom because dads are a little
more overprotective in this area, which I think is a
good thing.
Speaker 11 (18:44):
But moms also don't want.
Speaker 10 (18:46):
Their daughters just running around looking at a certainly at
least most, So I think you default to the mom here, Like,
if you don't think it's that bad, the husband just
kind of has to surrender it to you, because oftentimes
in our household, my daughter's dad was very up in
arms about outfits that I were like, really in the
(19:06):
grand scaming things, This outfit is not that bad, and
so we made a deal. He's like, Okay, look, I'm
going to defer to your judgment on clothes because I
know you care about her too, and you care about
how she is out in public. So he's like, my
filter is very different from your filter, so I'm going
to go ahead and always defer to you.
Speaker 11 (19:24):
So that's what we do.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
So that's the mom that's emailing us.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, what would you say to her as far as
how she needs to have that conversation with the dad.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
Yeah, Hey, so my friend Amy, this is how she
does it. She did it when she was married, and
as co parents now Ben and I still do this,
Like he'll still hit me up about some usta share
his clothes my daughter, and.
Speaker 11 (19:44):
He'll be like, hey, you and to share. I defer
to you.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
That's been the rule for the last several years and
just say hey. It's really worked for them because it
just allows him to just take a step back and
take a deep breath and know that like, I've got
it handled because as moms, we have our daughter's best
interests heart too, So you just got to trust.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
Us that we know.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
And what I'm gonna do is let you say all
that and I will defer to you to do this.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Mail bag. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
I mean I've literally been in this situation and then
sometimes I have to make that call and I'm like,
we're not gonna wear it. We're not gonna wear this.
And then Ben is like, thank God, thank god.
Speaker 11 (20:20):
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
And I'm like, yeah, but it's just the mom and
dad filter is just so different.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
And that's a great point, all right. There, You go
tell her your friend Amy, Yeah.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
That's how you say it. Don't don't say this girl.
I listen to on the radio, then you lose a
little credibility. Just be like so my friend Amy, they're
in a similar situation and it took them a while
to come to this conclusion, but then they started doing
it and for the last five or six years it's
really worked well for them, and their daughter's now eighteen
and thriving.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Boom, there you go. Close it up.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Somebody I know unfollowed me on Instagram and I only
know because I happened to go to their page and
then you can hit following and it'll show you they're following.
Because I was trying to find somebody that we both
follow and I was unfollowed. I was so insulted. I
was so insulted. And it's not somebody I don't know
them super well. I don't know that. That's not a thing.
That's like what someone goes. I don't know if they
(21:12):
got my text message. No, No, they got it.
Speaker 11 (21:15):
We all Sometimes I do wonder if someone got it.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
I saw waiting on an email reply from someone and
I wonder if they got it.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
They got it. Yeah, they just think of all the
ones that you get, all of them.
Speaker 11 (21:27):
I know, you know, there is the lungeins I.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Can't believe it.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
So again, I haven't spent a lot of like lifetime
with them, but I have spent time with them, and
I think I'm going to be very vague, but their
work that their work is good. And so I saw
they were on a podcast if Somebody that I know,
and I was like, oh, that's interesting, and I was
gonna see if they fall and I went over and
they don't follow me anymore, and you know, a little
(21:54):
bit reminded me of like junior high.
Speaker 11 (21:57):
Oh yeah, when you get left out.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Because there had to be the conscious sect. I don't
even do anything on Instagram that's polarizing. It's just like
clips and occasional pictures of me.
Speaker 10 (22:07):
Being like, Hi, yeah, did you happen to see if
they followed?
Speaker 11 (22:11):
Like nobody anymore. Maybe they cleared the list they.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Look because you know, I'm so offended.
Speaker 11 (22:20):
They want to reset, you know.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Let me look because I'm so offended.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
Hold on.
Speaker 10 (22:25):
Sometimes I don't really know how my number keeps increasing
of like people I follow, because it's like, okay, well.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Here's who they follow.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
No, I don't want to say I'll be able to
follow because I'll put them on. But no, they still
follow people.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
Who is it? Can I see?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Okay, no, because you'll slip up, you will, I don't.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I don't really trust you with the goods.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
And so I have that going and at the same time,
I have another goal going. I'm trying to get this
one person to follow me, and I will talk in
my DMS with them a little bit because I'm a fan, y'all.
Speaker 11 (22:57):
DM, But do you do you follow him or her?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Him?
Speaker 11 (23:01):
It's gotta be him.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Uh. I don't want to give away too much, but
because people, our listeners.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Will track it down who it is. But yes, okay,
and it's like, dude, we talk. All I got it?
Is that the follow button?
Speaker 7 (23:15):
Why?
Speaker 11 (23:16):
Why is it important to you?
Speaker 10 (23:17):
They?
Speaker 11 (23:17):
I don't know follows you?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I don't know because it's not like I'm posting anything
life changing. I mean, I post stuff from the.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Show a little bit, post stuff on the podcast, post
like fun, little live stuff, little jokey stuff, but not
looks like anybody else's Instagram.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
There's really no life or death.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
But I'm offended someone unfollowed me, and I'm slightly offended
that someone won't follow me.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I'm fourteen.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
Yeah, you need to let this go, Like it's Instagram,
I know, like it's not.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
But the fact that someone would unfollow me is worse
than the fact that the other person won't follow me.
Speaker 10 (23:48):
Just don't think about it. Just let it go, don't
think about it. Well, let me ask you this. They
unfollowed you, are you still following then?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Not anymore?
Speaker 10 (23:59):
You unfollow of course I did after you saw that. Yeah, wow, okay,
so it's over.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
You wouldn't unfollow, I.
Speaker 11 (24:08):
Don't think so.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I guess you found out somebody followed you and they
unfollowed you, and you were still following them, you wouldn't
unfollow them.
Speaker 11 (24:16):
I don't think so what.
Speaker 10 (24:18):
I don't know that I've been in that situation, so
I can't enter answer, like honestly in the moment how
I feel. But right now I'm thinking i'd be like, oh,
that's interesting, but like that'd be weird for me to
just n follow because they unfollowed.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I want to hack into their page and delete their
whole account. That's what I want to do.
Speaker 11 (24:32):
Oh, now, tell us how you really feel.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, really, Mike, if you found out somebody unfollowed you,
I would unfollow them, am right?
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Really?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
If someone unfollowed me, that would keep me up at night.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I don't even care that people will follow or unfollow
with this one person that I know followed me and
I was like, oh, it's an interesting guest I go.
I was just like, why why would they unfollow me?
It's always like them out anyway. I spent too much
time thinking about that last night.
Speaker 10 (24:56):
I think sometimes we can tell us ourselves stories like
Mike said, woud keep them up at night? And that's
where I can tell I've had some growth because certain
things used to keep me up at night that just
don't keep me up at night anymore. I had convinced
myself that this one person like didn't want to be
my friend anymore because they didn't respond to my text message.
But I had sent a voice text and I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
They like nine minutes yet from you.
Speaker 10 (25:16):
Yes, I didn't know. They just have an aversion of
voice texts like no. And it's not like we're super close,
but like, you know, we've had dinner a few times,
we've worked on some things together. But I had convinced
myself that she no longer likes me.
Speaker 11 (25:29):
I messed up. I did something wrong. I was even
talking to my therapist friend about it.
Speaker 10 (25:33):
Yes, because I was like, well, this is it like
this person she doesn't like. It's like because we were
working on a project with her too. I was like,
I think that this is like we're done, like that
she's mad at me for something and turns out I
just hit her up. Like a week and a half later,
I was like, hey, did she happen to get my
voice text from the other day? And she was like, oh,
I have like an aversion of voice text because of
(25:56):
this other person in my life, like I can't even
I can't handle them.
Speaker 11 (26:00):
And I was like, well, I should have known that
about you.
Speaker 10 (26:03):
And then I sent her this whole like text about
how I'm glad everything's cool, and she was like, yeah,
I love you.
Speaker 11 (26:10):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I don't know. She I thought she could hit you
back with a hey, I don't want to listen to voice.
Speaker 10 (26:15):
Text media busy, Like I gave a.
Speaker 11 (26:20):
No, it's not.
Speaker 10 (26:21):
But I'm just sharing that tidbit because I had created
this entire story. I even figured out what I had
done wrong.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 10 (26:33):
My story told me exactly what made her hate me,
and like she never even knew about that.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, our brain lies to us a live a lot,
but you know it doesn't lie Instagram when they tell
you who follows and follows you anyway, I'll update.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
It's time for the good news box.
Speaker 13 (26:54):
There was an old granny in Florida that was gonna
take her son's dog, e Or for a walk. So
she goes walk, going on some trails and Granny trips falls,
can't get up. She doesn't come back home, so her
husband reports are missing. There's search crews out looking for
and then they find e Or walking down the sidewalk
and ears like oh o o, and e Or leads
(27:17):
the rescue team back to the old lady.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Damn, what kind of dog was e Or?
Speaker 11 (27:24):
Like?
Speaker 12 (27:24):
I gotta be like a lab, one of those bigger
tell you my bulldog, no chance. And I don't see
a chew whaway doing this either.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, just tired. He's just gonna lay down and they
just hope for the best. Ella who's like a hound husky. Uh,
she's just gonna go find the animal to kill on
her own, Like it has to be the right kind
of dog.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
This kind of looks like a lot. It looks kind
of like a lab on Mike, Yeah, kind of that's
a good dog. Am, that's a good boy.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (27:49):
And she told the officers on the body camp, it's
not even my dog. I can't believe he came back.
Oh e or you're a good boy. Grandma loves you.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
Good boy.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Okay, there you go. That's what it's all about. That
was telling me something good.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I want to talk about this Selena Gomez story because
the headline from parade is Selena Gomez didn't invite her
friend who donated her kidney to Selena to the wedding.
So I want to go round the room and get
the thoughts lunchbox when you think about this.
Speaker 13 (28:17):
Oh, this is absolutely dirty dog by Selena Gomez. I
don't care what is going on. This woman saved your life,
like you needed a kidney and this girl stepped up
to the plate and said, here is my kidney. And
you have the audacity to not even invite her to
your wedding, Like, who.
Speaker 6 (28:36):
Do you think you are?
Speaker 13 (28:37):
Well, you would not be having a wedding if it
wasn't for this woman. Bad, bad look for Selena Gomez.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Ooh, I think that if you do a selfless act
that it comes with no lifetime strings attached to it. Now,
it's not a lifetime membership pass to anything and everything
Selena does. If I were to, you know, donate something
to Amy along or something, and I don't think Amy
(29:05):
has to then invite me to everything she does forever.
I think you have seasons with people with relationships, friendships.
I think she donated a kidney to Selena to save
her life. And I don't think that she thinks now
in every big moment, every concert, every wedding, every that
Selena must invite her everywhere. I actually don't have a
problem with her not getting invited at all, because if
(29:27):
they're not close, I don't think you, yeah, having a
kidney get your free pass into the wedding?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Am I crazy?
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Am?
Speaker 11 (29:32):
Yeah? No, I mean we don't know.
Speaker 10 (29:33):
The relationship, We have no idea what's transpired since the
kidney exchange happened.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
That'd be like donating to a charity.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I'd be like, no, I'm in you gotta to invite
me to everything you do.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Now.
Speaker 11 (29:45):
Did she have like a rather large wedding or was
it intimate?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
So I don't think it was a massive wedding. I
think it was like a medium wedding.
Speaker 10 (29:56):
Yeah, No, I'm kidding that really doesn't matter, because your
relationship with someone may change drastically even after an organ donation, and.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
If it's a truly selfless act, it is not about
self getting the perks of everything coming up in your life.
I think it's a bit odd that they're probably not
as close, but it has nothing to do with the wedding, right.
Speaker 10 (30:16):
But I think it's the outsider like people that are
thinking this is a problem, Like I don't think she
herself has been like I should have been invited. Yeah,
you know, like she's she's not saying that.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
There was also a story and it may have been
a year or two ago that like Seleny Gomez was
smoking and so they were going to her going, how
does it feel you donated your kidney to her and
she's smoking, right, and she's like, it ain't my kidney anymore.
Speaker 11 (30:41):
Like I donated it.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
I'm her body.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I donated it in a selfless act to save a person.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
I do not have a right.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I didn't buy stock in the company where I still
own it forever. So I don't think it's a dirty
dog at all.
Speaker 13 (30:55):
Lunchbox listen, I am sorry, it seems like okay, going
to be best friends with you.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Oh my gosh, you're a perfect match.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
We're gonna be best friends.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Nobody said that.
Speaker 11 (31:05):
There's okay.
Speaker 10 (31:07):
Just like romantic breakups, there's friendship breakups too.
Speaker 11 (31:10):
You're saying that can't happen.
Speaker 13 (31:11):
There is a picture of them in the hospital in
the beds holding hands like, oh my gosh, we did
this together. And then it gets the kidney. Hey girl,
thanks the kidney.
Speaker 6 (31:20):
Get out of my life, kick rocks.
Speaker 13 (31:22):
I was just being nice to you so I could
get a kidney. Ah man, Well that didn't happen. That
that version of the story didn't happen on.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
How do you know. That's what it seems like to me.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
That's outside perspective.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
That's what it seems like to you. My point is,
I'm not mad at Selena Gomez. I would hope that
if I received someone's kidney that we would stay in
a good enough relationship that they'd always be apart.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
But that doesn't happen.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Like real life sometimes has real difficulties and real changes,
And if you're actually donating an organ to somebody, that
needs to be a selfless act to keep them alive,
not a selfish act to keep them in your life.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Right, I think that's pretty good.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
I mean, that would be.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Pretty good little saying there. I don't mind saying.
Speaker 11 (32:06):
That creepy if you donate an organ.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Like you're mine now, oh you're a mind now, yeah,
that'd be good. So I'm pro Sleney Gomez. I' me
at her once and what was she like? I had
no idea. I sat at a table with her at
an award show, and she looked like a an adult
woman with a child face, which is kind of what
she looks like a picture too.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
She's like porcelain dollish like her face.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Her face looks like she's twelve. She's very it's a
very very young face.
Speaker 11 (32:35):
Porceland doll. Do you know what that is?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I think Nicole Kidman's porcelain doll. Oh like her skin's porcelain.
I think Sleny Gomez is a very young face. But
but she was in like a very small dress. Her
body does not look like a kid like very adult.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Okay, we got just making everybody knows it was this
weird juxtaposition.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Of like child, Yeah, I said, and now she didn't
saything to me, and I didn't saything to her.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
But it wasn't because anybody was too good for.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Each other, which is kind of like one of those
things where you just and she only set there for
like ten minutes. So I didn't ask her about the kidney,
though I should have. That should have been my opportunity
to be like, what's the deal with the kidney? But
I'm pro sling to go mezz.
Speaker 10 (33:18):
Let's say you did donate an organ to me, it's
got either be your kidney or part of my liver
or something part of your liver, and then I'm like,
drinking and smoking, that's on you.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
It is on me, But I'm going to like you see,
I'm going to be disappointed because I would have hoped
that with the trouble that you went through, you would
have learned for your own life the difficulties that come
with not treating your body right right. It's but yes,
the human part of me would be like, I just
gave you part of this and now.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
You're mistreating it as well.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I could have not given you this, but then you
could have been like, yeah, but you gave me this
because I love smoking and.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I can do more drinking. So anyway, I'm team Selene.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I'm also a team kidney giver because she's also not
the one complaining about it. No, it's the internet. Is
the Internet's like we can't well in lunchbox. The Internet
and lunchbox are the same here.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
It's so weird the things he gets passionate about, you.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Know, I do know.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yes, let me go over and talk to Jeremy in Bentonville, Arkansas. Jeremy,
you're on.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
Good Morning Studio Morning. Hey, Bobby, I just want to
talk about Dslina gome in a situation. And I'm going
to say something I never thought I would say in
my entire life, But I agree with the Lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Hey, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
I understand too what you're saying that when you do
a selfless act, you shouldn't expect anything that's that's understood.
And I think that happened on the part of the
person who donated the kidney. However, there should be some
tentfulness and some respect on the part of the receiver.
And so I really think that this is a faux PAP.
I really think that it's a missed opportunity. There's got
to be some middle ground.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I mean, again, I'll say what I used to understand
what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
But I just think generally speaking, if you give somebody something,
you don't get to monitor that. And we're talkingalking about
she gave her a kidney kidney a long time ago.
And people can fall in and out of friendship. And
if I give somebody money and we have this talk
where people will email it and go like, I gave
somebody some money and now I'm watching them spend it
all on lottery tickets and beer and that wasn't what I.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Gave it to him for.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
I'm like, no, no, no, no, you gave them the money.
You can't monitor the money that you gave if it
was a gift, because it was given straight gift. Unless
it was said ahead of time, I'm going to give
you this, and it must only be used for this
and nothing this, then that's it. You can't monitor a
gift that is completely unfair, that's not a gift. Then
(35:37):
that's a conditional item. And I don't think a kidney
was given away as a conditional item. I think and
also friendships, they're able to grow and leave and come back,
and so I don't think that that Selena Gomez's friend
had to be invited to the wedding. I think that
was a selfless gift. Of a kidney a long time ago,
and it is what it is. But I totally understand
(35:58):
what you're saying, and I can appreciate you and having
that feeling.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Yeah, well, I respect you, and I appreciate you guys, and.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I respect you, Jeremy. That's nice side though nothing I
don't respect.
Speaker 13 (36:11):
He's finally on my side. Hey, welcome Jeremy all the time.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
One time only said all right, Jeremy, have a good day, buddy.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
It was good today.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
All right, Mary, And Ohio, you're on the show.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Studio heod morning.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Oh we didn't hear the first part.
Speaker 14 (36:25):
Say that again, Oh, good morning, studio. I just called
in to talk about Selena Gomez and the donor as well.
I don't think she has an obligation to invite her
to the wedding, but it would be a nice gesture
(36:46):
to offer that to her since she kind of did
save her life and if she hadn't done that, she
may not have had this opportunity.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
She is not required.
Speaker 14 (36:57):
I totally agree with you, but it just would have
been a nice gesture. Whether they're best buds or friends
anymore or not, it just would have been a nice gesture.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
I hear you.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
And you know, in a perfect world, I think she
would have. But I think people coming down on Selena
Gomez is unfair. I don't know what their relationship is.
I don't know learn anything about what's happening personally with them.
All I do know is if I give somebody something
that's now theirs, and if they do whatever they do
with it and I don't approve, well.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
I just won't give them anything again. But that's a gift.
Can't monitor a gift?
Speaker 10 (37:32):
Yeah, and we really don't know, like you said, the
dynamic of their relationship now, like it could be that
this other the donor what if she had a wedding?
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Oh well, now we're making up story and no, we're.
Speaker 11 (37:42):
Making up stories.
Speaker 10 (37:42):
But it's like, then would she be required if if
she had a falling out with Selena Gomez, Like, would
did she then have to invite her to her wedding?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
No?
Speaker 13 (37:50):
No, Selena didn't give her a kidney.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
But that doesn't matter.
Speaker 10 (37:53):
It's just the the relationship is severed in some way,
shape or form, and we don't know the extent of it.
Maybe she didn't even want the invite or hair because
she wouldn't extend that invite vice versa.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
You know, repossess the kidney, take it back, show up
with the tow truck.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
You don't even need the tow truck when you just
show up with it.
Speaker 12 (38:11):
Was it a big wedding? Like do they know how big?
How many people are going to that wedding? Because if
it's a small wedding, I understand.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
It was in the news.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
It's big.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Do you said you got have you subscribed to the internet?
Speaker 6 (38:22):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
You've been over on it before.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
There were like two hundred people there. Okay, I just again,
I agree it would have been nice.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
It would have been really nice. Okay, but that's not
the point.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
The point is when you give somebody something, you can't
monitor the gift that is a gift if it's a kidney,
or if it's five hundred dollars, so that's what's up,
or shoes or whatever, like if you wear like a jacket.
Speaker 12 (38:43):
I'm you're comparing all these things to because the kidney
is like what if you got one kid or.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
So the more it is.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
So if it's five dollars, five hundred dollars, you have
more rights because it's five hundred dollars five dollars.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
No, you don't you You don't get to monitor what
they do with the money.
Speaker 12 (38:57):
I thought you don't because kidneys, I mean they were rare.
I mean you're only get to they're not rare.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Everybody's got to.
Speaker 10 (39:04):
Every person, everybody, Like, what if you get it from
a random donor that tell you all.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Them everywhere you go your whole life. You have to
invite them. No, totally different, totally different. It's you're still
giving someone a part of your body, but a friend
is doing it because they care about you.
Speaker 13 (39:19):
A stranger is doing it mostly because they're just wanting
to do something nice.
Speaker 10 (39:23):
Then if you have a falling out and you're no
longer friends.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Right, exactly yourself out of that. All right, there we go.
H thank you for all the calls you guys. Again,
you can leave us a voicemail to eight seven seven
seventy seven. Bobby.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
I'll give you the fictional city. Tell me the TV
show that's set there. Amy, I'll go to you. First example,
South Park, Colorado, South Park, Crank.
Speaker 11 (39:47):
Okay, so we'll.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Go around the room. Don't miss that was an example?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Well yeah, okay, all right, Amy, First, Maybury, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
What's the TV show?
Speaker 11 (40:01):
The Andy Griffith Show.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Next up, Lunchbox, Tree Hill, North Carolina. I'm gonna go
with one tree Hill, correct, Eddie. The town is Bedrock.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Give me the Flintstones. You got it, fund Stones.
Speaker 13 (40:19):
Everybody's got it right, easiest, peasy, Yeah, I got it,
understand it, Amy, Bikini Bottom SpongeBob correct.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Lunchbox, Landford, Illinois. Uh, that is Oho, Landford?
Speaker 6 (40:38):
Give me Roseanne?
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Correct, Eddie Dylan, Texas. Ooh, that's Friday Night Lights.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Nice one. I thought that was pretty hard. I never
watched that show.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Show.
Speaker 6 (40:53):
You gotta go back and watch it?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
So good? You think I never will? I got other
shows to watch. No, have you watched Peacemaker? That's really good?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Exactly?
Speaker 11 (41:04):
Don't want to?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
You would like Amy, you would like to go back
and watch it. We just altered, demanding we go all right?
Next up, Ammy named the town are named?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
This show? Cape Side Massachusetts?
Speaker 11 (41:18):
What Cape Side Massachusetts?
Speaker 1 (41:24):
What's the TV show.
Speaker 11 (41:27):
Cape Side Massachusetts? What happens in MHM? Is that gossip Girl?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
No, Lawson's Creek?
Speaker 11 (41:41):
Really?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
All right? You're out?
Speaker 11 (41:43):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Lunchbox Arlon Texas, Arlon, Oh that's King of the Hill.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Correct, Good job, Lunchbox remains Eddie co Hog Rhode Island.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
What the I'm not sure if they live in Rhode Island.
Speaker 12 (42:10):
Talk it out, but I feel like it's a small
town and Laura Lei and her daughter lived there. Guy
owns the diner. Man, I'm just gonna go with Gilmore girls.
It's got to be Rhode Island. It's somewhere over there.
(42:32):
Family guy, way off lunch walking about the rest.
Speaker 13 (42:38):
Yeah, I would love to have a you know, Victory
Lap Pawnee, Indiana.
Speaker 6 (42:42):
That is that is Parks.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
And wreck We found his skill. Guys in the places
where the shows are from.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Yep, next city, King's Landing, Westereos, Western.
Speaker 6 (42:55):
Roast, King's Landing West ROAs.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah, I would just know King's Landing. But yeah, I'll
go with Game of Thrones, Hawkins.
Speaker 13 (43:05):
Indiana, Hawkins Indiana.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
That is Hawkins Indiana. What the heck is the name
of the show.
Speaker 6 (43:14):
The Middle.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Now, Stranger Things, Okay, you can't get cocky. You lost.
I was dant, now you lost, and now you never cocky.
Speaker 13 (43:21):
I've never seen a Stranger Things, so I had no idea.
Wouldn't say no, stupid you it point place, Wisconsin, point Place, Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Oh you watched that show. What was that called?
Speaker 9 (43:38):
Now?
Speaker 13 (43:38):
That was in North Dakota. That's called Fargo. What goes
on in Wisconsin? Point place?
Speaker 1 (43:46):
That seventies show?
Speaker 13 (43:49):
That was gonna be my guest because that was the
only show I know in Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Oh, they do yell at Wisconsin Good Morning. Was that
was gonna be your guest? But you waited like ten hours.
Speaker 6 (43:59):
I know I was talking. I didn't know I was
in a hurry.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
I thought I was just enjoying my We got it,
we got a show we got to do here. Yeah,
all right, Stars Hollow Connecticut.
Speaker 13 (44:07):
Stars Hollow Connecticut. I don't know that one. I'll go
with a gossip girl, Gilmore Girls, whatever those are called.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
I've never seen those. Sunnydale, California.
Speaker 6 (44:19):
Sunnydale, Oh suh.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
No, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Speaker 6 (44:23):
Never see that one.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
All right, but there he is.
Speaker 6 (44:25):
I went hits.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah, alright, Let's go talk to.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Ronda, who is in Austin, because Lunchbox is going off
to Price is Right and going to try to get
on the show.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Hey Ronda, what's up?
Speaker 11 (44:35):
Hey?
Speaker 14 (44:36):
I needed to ask.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
I've been trying to get through.
Speaker 14 (44:39):
But is Lunchbox if he gets called down Are.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
They gonna say, come on down, Lunchbox.
Speaker 11 (44:43):
Are they gonna say his real name?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I would assume real name.
Speaker 6 (44:46):
I have no idea. I don't know how it works.
Speaker 13 (44:48):
I will ask them if they can use my persona name,
but I don't know if they'll be they'll.
Speaker 6 (44:53):
Be down for that.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Can you imagine if everybody got to use their nicknames?
All right, come on down, big L?
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Like Big L?
Speaker 9 (45:00):
What?
Speaker 1 (45:00):
No, it's got to be your real name.
Speaker 13 (45:02):
Yeah, it might be my real name, but that's the
price you pay to be on the prices right and
to win the showcase showdown. If that's the sacrifice I
have to make, I'm willing to make it.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
So Lunchbox heads off and he leaves after the show tomorrow.
So you fly Tuesday afternoon to get there Tuesday night
to try to get on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Correct,
and you're trying to get into all three afternoon sessions, yes.
Speaker 13 (45:25):
One thirty in afternoon every time, because I knew that
I had a commitment to our listeners that I couldn't
miss the show.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
I don't know if it's the listeners you had to
command it to, but yes, uh, you're not going to
miss the show. However, you still might have to miss
the show. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (45:40):
I haven't figured that out yet.
Speaker 7 (45:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Like I've got to have to get there early in
the morning.
Speaker 13 (45:43):
I know I got to go scope it out. I'm
worried about getting there first of all with airplane.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah. What do you mean, oh?
Speaker 13 (45:52):
Because they yeah, shut down if the travel delays, like
there's delays everywhere, one's being delayed hours upon hours.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
I'll tell you what, if you just want to leave
right now in your car, I give full permission, take
twenty It would take me three day.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Do you really want it? Though? That's the question.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Let's see how long it is from They probably be
two full day, just twenty six hours from here there.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
But he got Mike here to Los Angeles driving.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
Twenty nine hours and two minutes.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
If I don't stop, you beat that though. I've rand
with Eddie. He beats anything.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Man.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Gosh, she raises it. And you have your tuxedo.
Speaker 13 (46:26):
The rental has been done. It was quite expensive. Would
you like to know who I'm wearing?
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Yes, I do Jonathan's prom apparel.
Speaker 6 (46:35):
Nope, vera wayg.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
You make wedding dresses. That's what I thought.
Speaker 13 (46:41):
I didn't know she did tuxes, but she does tuxes
and I will be picking it up on Wednesday in
Los Angeles, California.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Second question, Yeah, is your wife going to you? No, yeah,
she's going. What if she gets on the show.
Speaker 6 (46:56):
No, no, she's not going to the show.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
You're you're going by yourself.
Speaker 6 (46:59):
Yeah, I didn't or a ticket.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
I didn't say you didn't want her to go, and
possibly Dan, she's gonna go see her cousin if she said, Hey,
I want to go to and try to get on
the show.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
No, no, no, no, no. This is a me thing
because if she got on and you didn't, Oh.
Speaker 13 (47:13):
It would be chaos in our house. Like it would
be a very big rift because she she didn't do anything.
She has no care about prices, right, Like this isn't
her dream. She hadn't thought about it. She doesn't want
to be a star. I want to be the star.
So she has no interest.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Okay, Uh, Lunchbox will be leaving tomorrow after the show
to fly to California. He's been He's gonna wear ver
vera Wang, vera Wang, and you have your hotel.
Speaker 6 (47:39):
Yeah, I'm booking that.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Wait, you don't have it you have a hotel yet.
Speaker 13 (47:43):
No, Okay, I've been looking. I'm waiting. I thought if
I wait till closer, they would be desperate and the
prices would come down, you know what I mean. Like
it's like, oh, it's already Tuesday night, we don't have
anybody for Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
We might as well lower the room rate. Is that
not how hotels work?
Speaker 2 (47:59):
I mean you could they have something called dynamic pricing,
but I don't think really this will affect that.
Speaker 1 (48:04):
So I would just get on it. I just get
on it.
Speaker 6 (48:05):
I'm getting on it.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
I'm on it all right, Yeah, Ronda. We think he'll
use his real name. We hope he gets on. We
have a code word that if he gets on, he
can't tell us. I asked him the question, like, hey,
have you thought about going anywhere new lately?
Speaker 6 (48:17):
And Papa New Guinea?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
That means he got on And there's different ways of
saying it.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Yeah, And if he got on and like did some
real damage and like won some.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Stuff, You've been thinking about going.
Speaker 6 (48:28):
Anywhere Papa New Guinea?
Speaker 1 (48:29):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (48:30):
And if he like won the whole thing possibly or
at least got to the final, it's like been thinking
about going anywhere perfect. So, yeah, that's what's up, Ronda,
Thank you for calling.
Speaker 14 (48:42):
All right, good luck punch.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Ready.
Speaker 12 (48:50):
Last Sunday, Old Frank decided to go to the beach
at Ocean City, New Jersey. He's sitting there, he's lounging
and joined the sun, and all of a sudden he
hears someone in the water and go heopop.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
What does he do?
Speaker 12 (49:01):
He doesn't stand there and drink his beer. Nope, he
puts his drink down. He runs in the water.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Thank god, he doesn't stand there and take in the show.
There's a woman being ripped.
Speaker 12 (49:11):
She's being taken out by the ripped hide and he
jumps in there. He grabs her and guess what, she
starts panicking. He starts, she starts sinking him down. So
he's like, no, no, relax, I'm here to help. I'm
here to help. He grabs her, he takes it ashore. Meanwhile,
another person there at the beach has a flotation device
helps her out too, So both of them saved her.
But Frank, he says, thank god I took this class
(49:32):
when I was in high school.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
He was a life saving class. That's what helped me
this guy saving people like he's Eddie. Well, you know,
you don't want to brag. I don't want to brag
or anything, but I got some saves under my belt.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
About how many it's uh? I think two and a half.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
I believe if you looked up in the database. Yeah,
two and a half. One was a double safe. Dang,
what about the half though, No.
Speaker 11 (49:55):
It's not a double save because he pushed her in.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Okay, how well, it doesn't matter how they got there.
He still saved her. It doesn't matter how they were drowning.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
Let's say you're a firefighter and you accidentally kick over
a lamp in your house and catch us on fire,
and you have to go, oh my god, so the
fire you have to come and put your own fire.
You don't not get credit for saving a house because
you're the accidental kicker in her.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah, you still save it.
Speaker 6 (50:16):
Put her on purpose.
Speaker 11 (50:17):
That was a joke.
Speaker 7 (50:18):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
All right, there you go, all right, that's what it's
all about. That was telling me something good.
Speaker 7 (50:26):
Wake up, wake up in the morn and it's on
the radio, and the dogs.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Ready and his lunchbox more game two bread and it's
trying to put you through buck.
Speaker 7 (50:43):
He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Is about it all.
Speaker 2 (50:54):
Let's go over to Amy with the Morning Corny, Morning Corny.
Speaker 10 (51:01):
What is Macaulay Culkin's first rap.
Speaker 11 (51:03):
Album called.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
What?
Speaker 11 (51:07):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (51:08):
It's not good?
Speaker 10 (51:09):
What?
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Home Malone?
Speaker 4 (51:12):
What?
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Like alone?
Speaker 7 (51:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (51:15):
How do we fix it? Because like post Malone, we
fix it. At first I thought it was gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
At then I would say, what do you call post
malone alone on a Friday night?
Speaker 1 (51:25):
Post home Malone? Alone? Pretty good? That's pretty good, Morning Corny.
Speaker 6 (51:35):
So you said home alone?
Speaker 1 (51:38):
What did you say home Malone?
Speaker 6 (51:40):
I literally thought she said home alone.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
I was like, I know that's the joke.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
I really missed the Malone bar and I was alone,
Yeah alone, My joke version is perfect.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
That's just off the head.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
But it would be like, what do you call post
malone lonely on a Friday night? Home malone?
Speaker 1 (51:55):
Okay? Something like that. Okay, I wouldn't use that ever
again though.
Speaker 11 (51:58):
Ever.
Speaker 10 (51:58):
I know, well, sometimes like when I say it out
loud to y'all, it finally hits me that it's bad.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
It's not bad in your head, yeah, I hit it.
Speaker 11 (52:08):
It's just me.
Speaker 10 (52:08):
But then when I'm looking at y'all's eyeballs, I'm like,
I can't etun.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
Bobby Bone show sorry up today.
Speaker 13 (52:16):
This story comes to us from Missouri. A nineteen year
old college student after a night out, is walking down
the road and decides, you know what, that car I
don't really like it? Boom knocks the side mirror off
of it. Next car breaks the window, ends up vandalizing
seventeen different cars on his way home. And when police
(52:36):
questioned him because he's walking down the street after all
this happened, He's like, now that wasn't me. And they
check his phone and he had asked chat GBT, Hey
am I going to go to jail for vandalizing cars?
Speaker 1 (52:47):
How would police get in his phone? They had probable
cause and looked and they you don't have to get
my code?
Speaker 10 (52:52):
Oh well, he they're probably like just holding up to
his eyeballs.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
Now, yeah, okay, but then I would have close my
phone right to not open. Yeah, I think it's still
opens if you close your eyes. No, it does.
Speaker 6 (53:06):
I think it's just your face.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Hold on, hold on, are you crazy? It needs your
eye now. I don't know if it's open. Is it open? Yeah? No,
it's not. That's Oh it's not here it opened? That's hard.
Speaker 6 (53:19):
Wow, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
Have your eyes open? I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (53:24):
Wait either I'd like to say this, either Amy and
I are very stupid because we're on the sand, or
you guys, somebody is very stupid here and it might
be us.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
It's called face recognition looking at your nose holes?
Speaker 2 (53:36):
Why do you because whenever somebody dies in a movie,
they have to like open their eyes, don't they Let
me see?
Speaker 1 (53:40):
Try yours? Okay, hold on, ready, I gotta stand over
there to see if it works, though, I'm going to
close my eyes. Ready, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 10 (53:51):
Oh my gosh, it says an iPhone's face ID doesn't
need your actual eyeballs.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
Waited, is it opening?
Speaker 11 (53:56):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Still lost?
Speaker 10 (53:58):
Okay, here it's said it doesn't need your actual eyeballs.
But that's weird because it also says.
Speaker 1 (54:03):
He's a ball, so weird.
Speaker 10 (54:05):
It doesn't need to see it does need to see
your eyes to confirm your looking at it. Yes, so
you need your eyes, but I guess it's not specifically
the balls.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
Okay, you need to stop with that.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
So yeah, right, like I'm if I have something on
my phone that I'm asking chat GBT about that I've
been doing illegal, Like hey, how do I rob a bank?
And I'm not opening my eyes near my phone? But Okay,
that's dumb of him to do that.
Speaker 13 (54:31):
Okay, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
Hey, thanks for listening.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
A couple of things. I did a Bobby Cast that's up.
That is me answering a lot of questions, a lot
of baby questions, my questions.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
I'd normally answer them why it's having a baby.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
So I answered a lot of the questions of when
does she do, what's the gender? All those questions were asked,
I addressed them all. Go search for the Bobby Cast.
By the way, tomorrow it will be a one hour
Bobby Cast with's Clint Black.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
Oh that's gonna be super cool. And I'm leaving here
a better man. So that's cool. We'll see you on Tuesday.
Give by everybody.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Bibby Bones, the Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced
and sang by Reid Yarberry.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
You can find his instagram at Red Yarberry. Scuba Steve
Executive producer, Ray Mundo head of Production.
Speaker 2 (55:23):
I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
Scuba Steve
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