Lunchbox received an email letting him know whether he got the big job with the soccer team in town that he applied for. He hasn't read the email yet so we read it for the first time to him on the show. Bobby reveals the Employee of the Quarter which always causes everyone to lose their minds a bit. Bobby texted Ronnie Dunn of Brooks and Dunn to get a health update after he walked off stage this weekend during a performance. We played a round of Never Gonna Get It where the question is: According to CarInsurance.com, only 56% of American drivers can say this. What is it?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Comitting this.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday Show
Morning Studio.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Morning.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
You got this voicemail from Andrew and Upstate New York.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Can we bring you back Employee of the months or
Employee of the Quarter, or however you want.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
To do it?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I sure can. We'll do it right now. It's time
for Employee of the Quarter.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So in the last three months I've had my eyes peeled.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
For one.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Super performing employee who will be rewarded once they win
this award. In this segment, you can spin the wheel
of cash. On that wheel, there's a lot of opportunity,
oh a lot of money. You can do self promotion
if you win. A little change to this rule. If
you do choose self promotion, I won't make you do
it right away. You can do it later on in
the show. See I have a minute to think about it, okay,
So you can do thirty seconds of self promotion, or
(00:57):
you can block someone from contention next quarter. If you win,
it's the complete Spie prize. So why don't we talk
about this for a second. I mean, how do you
feel about yourself?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I feel fine. I feel like I had a good quarter.
Some things that I recall happened. I'm like, oh, that
was pretty good. That's pretty good, and that happened because
because of me.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Some of your standout moments include bringing the email that
led to us confronting a scammer.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Oh that was good, which was fun.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
She became the Easy Trivia Champion, which was great. She
brought us co parenting stories with the Rex husband, made
us release things for the blood Moon, and shared our
psychic ability with us.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh yeah, it was psychic.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So you're you're still in the mix. Okay for employee
the quarter good joke. Abby, How do you feel about yours?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I feel good?
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Abby has been a key player to behind the scenes.
She's making tribute to more now. She didn't get it
this time.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I wrote the whole thing.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
You may have been on air once.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, behind the scenes.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Okay, Morgan, how do you feel you've done?
Speaker 8 (02:06):
I feel like it's been a trying three months for me,
but I feel really good about it. I mean, I
showed up here when I was dealing with Vertigo for
a month and a half and that's been a crazy experience.
Speaker 9 (02:15):
That's true, which seems real safe dedication. Yeah, you know
what better like next time. No, you did good, but
better like next time? Amy's stillingbida good, Okay, lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah, what's up dude? Over the last quarter?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh, we know it nailed it, brought it, dominated it.
Do you remember anything specifically aping notes?
Speaker 10 (02:38):
Oh yeah, I got a lot of stuff that I
brought to the table. I brought one minute rant. You
know he didn't bring that.
Speaker 11 (02:43):
I know.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You may have done one, but that Yeah, it's a
foller of buffoon. I mean it is now a staple.
And also we all slay that one, but we did
it twice.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
And I can just read you what I have. So
you're not making up women?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Women are crazy? Do you have that?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
That is?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
I mean that.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
He lived at his lifelong dream of being on the news.
Speaker 10 (03:04):
I got he got this show national attention, even.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Though it didn't only share him, and that wasn't nationally
was local news. But even though it didn't really show
him as muchs he thought it would, still was good.
He took initiative and he applied for the endgame host
at the MLS team here in town, which I think
we're gonna find out later today if he got or not.
He debuted the new segment Women are crazy. He thought that, well,
you made it to the next round. I figured, like
(03:31):
the whole dish almost put in like the dirty dishes.
Speaker 12 (03:33):
Things remind me of what happened, and bringing his dirty
dishes to work like that was a bit.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
But he didn't do that with this show. He just
got caught bringing his dirty dishes to work and putting them.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
In, which brings the question should you get credit for
a good bit if.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You really never planned on it?
Speaker 13 (03:49):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I think so, because you're without you wouldn't have existed.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Uh so much, bunch, you're still in Amy and lunch.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Watch We'll go one more. Okay, Eddie still managed to
do his job with a broken arm.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Come on, did we call it broken?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
It was broken.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
He put his money where his mouth was and beat
Morgan in the wayfair building competition.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
I've been with like six months.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
He tallied up the lol moments on the show he
had according to our data, he preserved the best lines
and made listeners laugh out loud.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Leit, don't don't worry about it, you don't data.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
He also gets the award for the Last Laugh Award,
which is given out to the person who gets the
final joke in a segment allowing us to hit the
little piece of imaging.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Like if you're like say something, I go, ha, it was, Oh.
Speaker 10 (04:40):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I got the last I didn't. I didn't do this.
I just told this. It's a voting panel of three people.
I did not write that. He did not write that.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
He was part of the eighth annual million dollars show
to raise over two hundred and twenty one thousand dollars
for St.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Jude Charity for the Kids. Eddie, you're in.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
This is my worst nightmare.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
What is what?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
This whole competition type thing with them and then it's
us and then we're against each.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Other because she doesn't care.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Amy's out what I need? I have the tiger in
this competition.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Well, I don't mind being neutral, but I do think
it's weird this quarter. How would be out of this quarter?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Out this quarter? Now quarter and the winner?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
It's gonna be lunch box or Eddie.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
What good?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
It's been a great good.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
I had a birthday in March.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
To man, that doesn't matter, especially your dishes. But it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
But his birthday, sure, why not?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
But what did your birthday have.
Speaker 12 (05:46):
To do with anything being a good employee, that idea.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
This was a split decision. Wow, so we split it.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
No, for the first time ever was two to one
instead of three zero.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
So two one don't.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Want from the bottom.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'm the winner for employee of the quarter goes to
come on, London, Paris and Madrid. Those are all places.
But Eddie is the winner.
Speaker 14 (06:10):
What the quarter?
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Because he had a broken arm.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, I don't get it. Get nothing.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I broke my arm and I continue to work.
Speaker 15 (06:20):
He and the last people laugh.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
He raised turned twenty thousand dollars more than in the competition.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yes, I did it matter. He cheated in the competition.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Didn't.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
So if you want the wheel man, I thought I
got to get my speech and everything.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You had a speech, You get your speech and now
go ahead.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Yeah you know you didn't you didn't win, but you
can try out.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Yeah my speech.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
Look, guys, I'm the employee of the month quarter whatever.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
You want to call it. And you thought I was
gonna come on.
Speaker 10 (06:46):
Here and talk about myself, but no, I want to
give a shout out to the guy we lost this quarter.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
James in Virginia.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
You are missed every single day, and I think about
you every day when I see your two dollar bills
sitting on my counter.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Let's hear from James anyway, I.
Speaker 11 (07:00):
Love both family.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Fine, you're pandering.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
My plan speech.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
I had to know your plan speech was pandering? Wow?
What yeah? What you mean you were going for? Like
the sad angle? No, I was not. That was not
you who wrote that speech for you?
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Me?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
It doesn't matter. He lost? Yeah, yeah, what are you doing?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a speech. Do you
have a speech? I do if you don't have a
speech and you're lying and I have to reverse.
Speaker 10 (07:27):
Okay, No, oh my goodness, I have ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 14 (07:36):
Speech.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I have speech written out. But I like that James
for Virginia, I can see, can I see?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yes, he does have it written out, okay, because I
was literally about.
Speaker 12 (07:45):
To switch it if he did. But it's gonna sound
stupid though. No, it's not go ahead because I didn't
think I was gonna win. Oh my gosh, because he knows,
I said, guys, guys, this is too much.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Thank you, Thank you everyone.
Speaker 12 (07:57):
I know that I'm the most deserving member of the
show to get this award every quarter, But really, we
do need to start thinking of some of the other
members of the show when it comes to this award.
I mean Amy made us laugh a lot this quarter,
her scamming, the scammer bit one of her best love
it Morgan brought some really funny about her dating life.
That's a great lunchbox. Well, he showed up every day sick,
(08:18):
got us all sick, but he showed up. So I
will accept this award. Thank you very much, and thank
you very much. Everyone, including James from Virginia.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Hit it anyway, buck family.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
We're gonna miss James. Fine, we're gonna miss James. Thank
you very much. Wait a quarter?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
You want the wheel?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I want you know, I want the wheel.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I'm on the wheel. There's everything from spend again times
three to one hundred bucks. Is you ready to go?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
What if I hit the hundred three times?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Well, if you get spend again times three, he only
takes one time.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, but that would be three hundred bucks, right.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Three spencers? Just times three times three of the amount?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Got it all?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Right?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Here we go?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Come on, come on, come on, fifty dollars want employed
the quarter? Sorry, the quarter? The quarter.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We'll do it again in three months, thank god? Okay,
thank you very much. Anything you want to say that
makes us laugh.
Speaker 12 (09:19):
Uh yeah, there you go.
Speaker 14 (09:23):
All right, guys, anonamous sin, here's a question.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
To be.
Speaker 14 (09:38):
Well man.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Hello, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Instead of buying a wedding band, I want to get
a black ring tattooed around my finger. My best man, though,
thinks it's a terrible idea for me.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
The benefits are.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'll never lose it, it's cheaper, it looks cooler than
a cheesy piece of jewelry. My best man is telling
me not to do it, with his main reasoning being
what if it it doesn't work out. I tell them
that I'm not getting married with the intention of getting divorced,
so that's a non issue for me. So beyond that
is really a downside of getting a tattoo on my
ring finger in place of a wedding ring soon to
be tatted up groom. Okay, first of all, your best
(10:15):
man needs to like check himself. That's not his job
to say it might not work not right now. That
was three months ago. That was when he found out
that you were going to propose. Any of that talk
needed to happen before you're about to do this. So
let's go in two parts here tell him, hey, thanks
for the feedback, but no, thank you, I'm gonna get this.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
He had the opportunity to say that.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Eddie had the opportunity to tell me, hey, maybe don't
marry Caitlin. But he only had that opportunity to tell
me right around proposal, pre right after before the wedding,
not no, you lost. So he's getting married and Eddie
wasn't gonna tell me that. But I'm saying, there's a
window now you were marrying her, wedding's happening. You're talking rings,
(11:01):
we can just talk about the tattoo ring.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Now.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I don't have it, but I think the idea is
great because I.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Have two rings.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I have the rubber one that I wear that I
never take off because I have another one because I
was like, if my wife's gonna be a baller, I'm
gonna be a baller, and I got one. It's like
it's like a baller ring and his diamond's in it.
I've lost something like seven times. Luckily he's coming back.
But I don't like wearing a ring. I keep misplacing it.
I think the tattoo is a great idea. If both
of you guys are cool with it. If she's not,
(11:31):
I get it. But if you're both cool, and I
think it's a wonderful idea. Relationships are meant for the
two people. And if part of the dynamic is let's
just get tattoos, great, if it makes you both happy, awesome.
But this best man and he's like, no, his role,
he's your best friend, but he missed that opportunity to
be the best friend to say she probably ain't the one.
The only way he says anything now is he'd be
(11:52):
catches our cheating. That's it. Otherwise you let him get married.
And if you want a tattoo, get a tattoo. You
can always remove it if it doesn't work out. Who
care not I'm thinking that way.
Speaker 10 (12:00):
We're not.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
But I'm saying, but the counter to that is, no, man,
you gotta have You don't want to wreck your car,
but you got to your car insurance or there are
all these arguments. Is okay, Well, if that happens, I'll
just get it removed. Tattoo removal is so much easier
now than it used to be. This best man sucks
is maybe Matt, you had your window, get your tattooed. Man,
I'm i think it's awesome. I'm rooting for you, and
(12:22):
I don't know is that a sensitive part like I'm
pushing online.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I think the fingers are sensitive, but I see a
lot of people with it on their fingers, So give
me that.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Bad or instead of getting it taken off, you can
always just tattoo it up even higher into a couple
fingers and make it like an art thing like middle
finger up to the knuckle and ring finger. There are
all these things you can do so otherwise, but get married,
get the tattoo the best man.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
We'll have to talk about that later.
Speaker 11 (12:45):
All right, there you go, Thank you, Hey, Bobby, I
am a teacher and I've got a senior that I
am just trying to help get over the finish line
and graduate this year. It's my spring break, so so
kind of be the perfect opportunity to maybe play a
game and win some shoes. Potentially, I would love the opportunity.
(13:05):
These shoes have be going towards my student who's just
had a rough school year, but I'm proud of him
and I think he can finish strong. But hoping to
use this is a little bit of a graduation motivation.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
All right, So we got the voice mel and we
now have that caller on. Who's Melissa, Melissa, good.
Speaker 11 (13:21):
Morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
So we're gonna give you a chance to win some
shoes here. Now you know they're all size eleven, right, yes.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11 (13:29):
I teach juniors and seniors. This student in particular is
a senior, so I know that's a side.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
All right, cool, Well, then let's play never gonna get it.
Here we go. No, you're not gonna get it. You're
never never gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
You'll have three chances to win. I'm gonna ask the question, guys.
The question is, according to car insurance dot Com, only
fifty six percent of American drivers can say this. So
I'm gonna ask the question again, Melissa. You get to
take a shot at it first. If you get it right,
you automatically win. If you don't, you have two other opportunities.
But the question is, according to car insurance dot Com,
(14:07):
only fifty six percent of American drivers can say.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
This, what is it?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
So I'm gonna go ahead and ye, you're ready, go ahead.
Speaker 11 (14:17):
Sorry, I'm gonna say that they carry their insurance card
like they have it in the car.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Solid guess my problem with my insurance card is I
always have it, but it's always expired, meaning it goes
in then I forget about it to replace it until
for some reason I find out it's expired, and then
I replace it with the new, updated one and then
don't replace it again until it's expired.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
But that is not it. So one down. Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So you have Amy, lunchbox, Morgan and Eddie. You get
to pick two of them and either one of them
get it right. Who you pick, you win?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Amy.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
How you feeling I'm feeling okay, fresh.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Aircut, lunchbox, feeling great?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Man.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Haircut looks good bye. The way you looks good. It
doesn't look like too short.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Sometimes you do too short and you can tell you
got a haircut that looks good.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Solid haircut. Yeah, shut off to the dude that cut it. Morgan,
how do you feel? Morgan? Doesn't feel great? Her MIC's
not on, but let's turn it on. Morgan. How do
you feel?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I don't feel too great about this one?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Honestly, Eddie, I'm about fifty six percent. Wow, I'm one hundred.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
What a coincidence, because, according to car insurance dot Com,
only fifty six percent of American drivers can say this
look at that, who would you like Melissa which to.
Speaker 11 (15:29):
I don't like the lack of confidence.
Speaker 12 (15:33):
I'm gonna go with Amy.
Speaker 11 (15:34):
I feel like she represents a good average driver.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Okay, that's it. Oh show, Okay, and you get to
pick one other person.
Speaker 11 (15:41):
Go ahead, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
There, you go.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Let's go to Morgan first, then Morgan.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
According to car insurance dot Com, only fifty six percent
of American drivers can.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Say this, what is it that they've never run a
red light?
Speaker 12 (15:56):
Eddie your answer that they've never run a red light?
I have this same answer. Anybody else have that?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
No, No, everybody's right, everybody's running.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Well. I don't know that I have because when it
turns yellow, I close my eyes.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
No do you guys?
Speaker 16 (16:11):
Do that good?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
You close your eyes because you don't know you broke
the law. You didn't break the law.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Because if I'm going to go through it, I just
shut them real quick.
Speaker 15 (16:17):
You're telling me.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Also, if it's way late in the middle of the
night and it's red and nobody's around and turning green,
I don't go there.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Oh I go.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I go back back and forth, back and forth until
it turns green because I feel like there's a cop
somewhere waiting to watch me.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh see, this is technically out YouTube. I do it
if my kids are in the car, I say, kids,
don't ever do this.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
I'll good kids, close your eyes. I'm doing that.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Okay, so that's wrong. So she's lucky Amy. If you
get it right, she wins. What do you have I've
never hit something, lunchbox?
Speaker 6 (16:45):
What do you have? Never been in a wreck?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Both those are wrong.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh okay, so everybody's back in the game. She has
one more shot here. According to car insurance dot Com,
only fifty six percent of American drivers can say this.
So come up with a new answer, now, Melissa, it's
fifty to fifty. You can say yes you think one
of the four will get it, or no, you don't
think any of the four will get it.
Speaker 11 (17:08):
I mean it's never gonna get it.
Speaker 7 (17:09):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (17:10):
So and I'm gonna say no, I'm gonna say nobody
gets it.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Okay, write your answers down, guys, right while they think
about it, was you play me the theme song again.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
No, you're not.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Gonna get it, You're never never gonna get it.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Not just know you're not gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
You've never, never, never never got it.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
Okay, that movie too hard.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Okay, I got something. If anybody gets it, she loses.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Here.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
She has a teacher just trying to make it because
she picked nobody would get it.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Everybody good, yep good.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I mean they've never been ticketed for speeding.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Wrong. They can't change a tire wrong, Morgan, they don't
use their phones while driving. Wrong, LaunchBox.
Speaker 10 (17:59):
Fifty six percent of drivers can drive a standard.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Oh that's it it Wait, how many people in here
can drive a standard?
Speaker 4 (18:12):
I can't, I can, you can't.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
This is looking like a.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Should I give them less of the chance to flip
if she wants or now?
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Yeah, give her the chance, Melissa, do you want to flip?
Speaker 11 (18:24):
No, there's no way that fifty six percent of people
currently driving. Think about all the teenagers.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
That are driving.
Speaker 11 (18:31):
Now, there's no way that fifty six percent know how
to drive stick.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Well, you are.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Wrong.
Speaker 10 (18:42):
Let me tell you her reasoning for not flipping. Once
you said the teenagers.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
I didn't think about damn. I thought about the older generation.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
So well done, Melissa. Thank you for listening, and I
love it that you won.
Speaker 11 (18:54):
Yes, thank you so so much. I am so appreciative.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
All right, never gonna get it, and she didn't get it,
but she.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Here's the answer. Here's the answer.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Fifty six percent of American drivers past their driving test
on the first try.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
I would have never gotten that.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
According to car insurance dot Com, fifty six percent of
American drivers can say they passed their driving test on
the very first time.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Women are slightly more likely to pass in men. By
the way, that's shocking.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Yess.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
There we go, there we go.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
Sophia is just thirteen years old and she has just
been invited to join MENSA after scoring one hundred and
sixty two on her IQ test.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
That's that's exceptionally, exceptionally high.
Speaker 12 (19:44):
This is the highest possible score for her age, and
it's higher than Albert Einstein's and Stephen hawkins score.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
So I'm gonna type in what's the average IQ score?
IQ is not how successful you'll be, but it's kind
of like what your ceiling is. Wow, Like, if you
do all the work, you have the ability to be
one hundred and sixty two smart. I know people that
have pretty low IQs on the test that are really
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successful because they've done the work to learn and just
imagine if they had a higher IQ, they'd be even
more successful. Yeah, but the average IQ score is between
ninety and one oh nine is the top of the average, Okay,
and so she did a one sixty.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I feel like though, if you're testing Albert Einstein and
Stephen Hawkey, like that's way back in the day time
was different, right, Like he can't he can't really compare it,
And it sounds it's like comparing home run hitters, not
a baby ruth, like different bats and balls and pitchers.
But that's awesome that she's so young and scored a
one to sixty. They did say that she achieved this
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score with no preparation. She just went in and just
took the test. But that's what IQ is. Yeah, it's
not a study.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
IQ is. That's what it says.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
We have to sort of study something.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
You don't study anything.
Speaker 17 (21:04):
You know.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
First of all, you're both yelling things.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Those IQ people know that, and no IQ person calls
themselves an IQ people. I Q again is not so
much about studying, but it can be from all the
things you've learned and retained, and it can be how
you can figure things out. It doesn't matter she's one sixty.
That's awesome. I'm jealous.
Speaker 12 (21:28):
It also says too that her grandfather is a respected
Polish mathematician, so she's probably genetic.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Are there disrespected Polish mathematicians? Probably? I wonder that's she's
well thirteen, she's thirteen, she's gonna be so like successful.
I'm so jealous.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I think you're you have a high IQ.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Probably what is your U mads me? By one point,
I've been ticked off every.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Night like IQ is like reasoning. So that's why you
can't really study for it. It's like figuring things out
like you can.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
Look.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I mean, we can do a testing again if we all.
I think mine's pretty high.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
But we're Hey, you should take it again, though. I
bet you could be her.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I can't beat it. One sixty. I think that's pretty
much perfect for her age. And he was joking.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I know, I'm continuing.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Hey low a person.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
He was dead.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Okay, good, good story. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
That was telling me something good. I want to go
talk to Jennifer, who's on the phone right now in Texas. Hey, Jennifer,
you're on the air.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
I was calling to see if there was an update
from Lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
After he got help from his wife with the resume
and apply for that other job.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Yes, the answer is yes.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Now I don't know truthful this is, and these guys
can I just be honest with me. I think Lunchbox
got an email correct correct telling him if he got
or didn't get the job. Now I also think that
Lunchbox doesn't know and he saved it as a reveal
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on the air.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Did you look at the email?
Speaker 10 (23:03):
Nope, just forwarded to Scuba.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Really in LR in LR, I absolutely believe him.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
You guys, you guys should know, although you do not
know what those three letters means. That for fifteen years,
Lunchbox and I use that sparingly, I can tell you
he does not know what's on this email. The next segment,
then I will read the email. Wow, it's a job
he applied for. It's not a new job or he's
leaving the show, but it's a job at the MLS,
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the Major League Soccer. Being like the hype guy, he's
tried for other jobs like the NFL football team announcer.
Didn't get that the hockey one press hockey. Yeah, another
guy from the building got it.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
That hurts.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
We will will do that then next but soccer soccer
could be all you Yes, Jennifer, thank you for that call.
Speaker 11 (23:47):
Yes, and just I do too.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I am super encouraging. So let's let's see if he
got it. I will do that segment coming up. Okay,
we're about to reveal if Lunchbox got this job he
applied for. Now Jennifer from Texas called us and she
wanted the update. And Jennifer, what do you remember about
this segment? And do you remember the job he applied for?
Speaker 15 (24:09):
Well, I knew it was like a hype man job.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I remember that, and I couldn't remember what sport it
was for.
Speaker 7 (24:16):
I thought it was baseball, to be honest, but I
couldn't remember.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, you know he's a big soccer guy.
Speaker 10 (24:20):
Yeah yeah, season take it older, yeah yeah, and big deal.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
And I remember that he was like, I don't have
a resume.
Speaker 15 (24:27):
My wife helped me.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
You know this, and that all true. We read the resume,
thought I was pretty good except for the lies in it.
Other than that, we thought it was good. I encouraged
him to do things like follow up, immediately, do extra stuff,
you know, be that squeaky will. Would you have agreed
with the advice I gave him, Jennifer.
Speaker 13 (24:45):
Oh, yeah, absolutely, that's what I do for job.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
So I have you want to Yeah, and I have
the email here that is either he got the job
or didn't get the job. Now Lunchbox has promised NLR
that he does not know he took the How did
you not to forward it without read?
Speaker 10 (25:02):
Because they said they would let me know on the
day And so I got the email and I was like, well,
that has to be the answer.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
So the subject didn't give it away. Nope, because I
don't even like if I'm watching a series of six
to eight episodes, looking at the titles of the later,
I'm like, no, no, no, I don't want to see
the pictures, no thumbnails or anything.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
They do that on Survivor they name it something.
Speaker 10 (25:22):
So when someone says that during the episode, I'm like, well,
I know they're doing good this episode.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
They're still in Yes, it's like, man, you ruined it.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Well, let's go around the room. Do we think Lunchbox
got this job he applied for with the Major league
soccer team here in town to be the hype guy,
the on camera guy, the microphone guy during the game. Jennifer,
since you called us do you think Lunchbox got the job?
I do, Amy, Yes, he got.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
It, Eddie.
Speaker 12 (25:47):
I think the resume was so good he got it
even though he lied in it.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Man, this is like if you watch college game day
and everybody picks the same team it's used. That's kind
of a bad sign.
Speaker 15 (25:59):
So I'm trying to just believe it.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
What do you think I think if he didn't get it,
it's only because they had somebody else in mind already
and had to open the job. I think he's perfect
for it. But I'm gonna go yes as well.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Oh no, we all got yes.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Morgan, Listen, it's he may give me a hard time,
but I got faith in this guy.
Speaker 15 (26:19):
I think he got the job.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
He has not seen the email I will now.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
I mean, look, look, I haven't thrown my name in
the hat or many.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Things Titans announcer and then.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 10 (26:34):
And so I saw this, I was like, this is me, Like,
I go to the soccer games already, so why not
get this job and have like work for a major
league soccer team like I would be like a professional
soccer player.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Basically basically, So I cannot see I've not flipped it
over yet, but I can see through it a little
bit because I don't want to know one, two, three,
four there's eight lines?
Speaker 15 (26:56):
Whoa I mean, who's eight words.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's like it's like a line and a half paragraph,
a line and a half paragraph, a line and a
half paragraph, so that would probably be like three long sentences.
It looks I can't tell, but it's like a college
admission letter. When I see on, I feel like, do
we have like.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
A Nashville emil less like hat to put on him
when he gets it?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Like thought about this bit? Yeah, we did any preparation
into bits.
Speaker 15 (27:21):
Isn't that what they do?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
That's kindly when you need to college? Yeah, like Jersey,
we need something. Okay, here we go. I went out
flip over the email and well, know, are you gonna
read it first?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
You're gonna read it out loud?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I'm gonna read it.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Well, do not do anything? Oh man, what.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Did you flip it over? I read it? Okay, what
are you doing?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Who is it from?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I read it from Colleen. They don't even say their
last name. I read it.
Speaker 15 (28:00):
And do you know Colleen lunchbox?
Speaker 6 (28:03):
That's what I've been corresponding with I've never met her. Mike,
come over, look this, Yeah, what.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Are we doing?
Speaker 16 (28:12):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
You can just give a just a generic standard.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
What do you mean interesting? How interesting can it be?
It's yes or no?
Speaker 15 (28:26):
Well, no that's not true. It could be.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
We're down to the wire.
Speaker 15 (28:30):
We've got two people we love. You're one of them,
and now we need.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
To face off. How much do you want this job?
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Man? I want it. I got it. It would be
so fun.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Okay, without any further ado.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Can I see it?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
No, I want you to experience it. From Colleen to
lunchbox subject in stadium host yep, hey, lunchbox comment. First
of all, I want to say thank you so much
for your mission and interest.
Speaker 15 (29:05):
First of all, I want to thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Second all, we want to welcome you to the team.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Man, there's a coming there.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Okay, hold on, There is no but in this entire email,
so it's an end.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Let's end.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
First of all, I want to thank you for your
submission and interest for the inn stadium host opportunity at
Nashville Soccer Club. Boom oh, I got it. However, no, see,
we really we really do appreciate you taking the time
to apply and after further conversations between the powers that be,
that's right, we have decided.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yes, let's go to.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Move forward with an internal applicant.
Speaker 15 (29:52):
No, internal is the worst.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Internal.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
We do appreciate you taking the time to fly away.
Hope that we can work together on something in the future.
Best Colleen, like.
Speaker 8 (30:03):
Maybe get him with a couple mins sandwich.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
They killing music.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
She did compliments now with him that that's the only
reason that I can see you not getting it was
they had somebody in mind already and they just had
to post a job.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
And that's what you said from the beginning. But just
that does you should feel good about that because internal
is hard to be hold on.
Speaker 18 (30:24):
So if they had someone in mind, you have to
post a job though, no, no, post the job, fine, but
then why have me do another round of things like
sending videos?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Also a great question.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Maybe that's what made that.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yeah, maybe it was between you and somebody in and
they saw your second video and they're like this, dude, no,
no chance, Let's go with the internal guy.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
I don't want anyway.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
No, that's not true.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Be late at night, late night, I'm.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Busy, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Well, hey, don't say that because what if something happens
to internal guys.
Speaker 10 (30:53):
No, No, I'm not a second fiddle internal.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I've been second fed on many times and it turned
into great things. Yeah, I don't know about that. Talk
about that.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Okay, well maybe I won't be sloppy seconds.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
But I don't call himself that. But I hear you. Yeah,
oh man, sorry, dude.
Speaker 15 (31:07):
That could be his Could you be his understand.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Would be his assistant? Go and be his assistant, like
chase him around and like carry his mike cables and stuff.
Speaker 10 (31:16):
The next man something you're called to the stake, then
you will be internal.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
You're that guy.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
Yeah, you're But here's the bad part. Yeah, but I've
been telling my kids you.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Have to step telling your kids you guys have tell
them going on a cruise, you gotta star, telling them
you're gonna be the guy in the mic.
Speaker 10 (31:33):
Oh, because I was like yeah, and they're like, oh, Dad,
does that mean we'll finally get to go on the field.
And I'm like, oh, probably no, no, because like all
the players kids run on the field after the game,
and I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
You're not the player, Jennifer. Oh man, your thoughts.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I think they made a mistake me too, but I think,
you know, he should definitely keep trying for stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
You know, like you should be a guy like your
local kids games and then send videos that you're doing
that's true, like a bullhorn. I'm here down and you
bring like your own T shirts to the you know.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
What they say, what they rejection is redirection, and Bobby
has a plan for you.
Speaker 15 (32:17):
You need to go to your kids.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Kids games and do the halftime.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
All right, Well, thank you for letting us be a
part of your process.
Speaker 10 (32:24):
Lunchmarks My question, like do I email her and be like, yes, absolutely, say.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
Hey man, thanks for nothing.
Speaker 15 (32:31):
You want to keep the door.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I wouldn't email it right now.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
But he should reply and be like, I thank you
for the opportunity to do this, Like what opportunity.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I wouldn't email right now. Don't email right now. Take
a breath. It could be next, next day or so
be like, hey, awesome, totally get it. But if anything happens,
love to be a part of the team someday.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Let's play this. Sorry, sorry dude, Yeah, that's tough one.
I've been there a bunch of times. Are you embarrassed?
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (32:59):
Because really the only reason I was senting guys emails
like there's no chance, like, I mean, they get the
publicity of me that gets such a huge easy gigge huge.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Yeah, and the internal guy is.
Speaker 10 (33:10):
But my wife kept telling me, I mean, of course
they want.
Speaker 15 (33:12):
You well, and we all thought they should want you to.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
With someone internal. Yeah, okay, thank you. TikTok users shared
a heartwarming story about uber driver, and I like that
because every time Morgan talks about uber driver, it's a
creepy story. So we like to have some wholesome uber
drivers because I know they're out there. In this story,
this uber driver like jumped in and acted like her
dad because he didn't want somebody to screw over, like
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on the price of a car quote, like he listened
to this clip.
Speaker 17 (33:42):
Okay, okaye, don't worry about it and eye and to
be doing it next time when you do the change,
pay for the order change on this quote come on.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Page.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
So he knew she was getting screwed over.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
So he's like, I'm her dad, will tell me that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
And this seems like an old changed place. Yeah that's
a mechanic shop. Yeah yeah, So you know those guys
are gonna try to get your for. Thing gets you for.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
So the Uber driver was taking her like to her
car that had had some work on it, because she
didn't have her car, and then Uber driver stepped in
to be like, no, no, no, this is not right,
and they were like, oh, good point.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
So I thought that's pretty good. Good for her for
going with it. I'd have been like, what are you doing,
uber driver? Get away from me.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
So Morgan, do you have.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Any Uber stories?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah? I do have one.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Is it a wholesome one?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I don't think someone?
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
So I was in an Uber I was not by
myself this time. I was with some girlfriends and this
Uber driver had a sermon plane the whole time.
Speaker 8 (34:48):
Now you think of sermon wholesome, cool, whatever, No, no, no,
this sermon was about how if you gone and drink,
which we were going to go do, you're this horrible
human being and you're a terrible woman. And it proceeded
to go even further down that path of like women
should not be doing anything independent of their men, and
it just when I tell you, like, for twenty minutes,
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we felt so incredibly uncomfortable. We didn't know what to
do because clearly this man feels a certain way about women,
especially women who like to go out and have fun
with their friends.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
By the time we got out of the car, all
of us looked at each other and we're like, do
we need to like go to church? What's wrong with us?
Speaker 4 (35:25):
The sermon he was playing was anti drinking.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Anti drinking, anti women doing anything outside of their man,
anti women being women, and just anti women.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I'm surprised that he is able to continue doing that
because people don't give him bad reviews after they get out.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Right, because if like this is his thing, like he
loves picking up women that are going out and he's like,
can't wait to.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Play, well, well, he has to pick with the women he
picks up.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
No, but when women get in he's like, sweet, I
get to turn.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
On my sermon, yeah, like I'm really going to show
him here, yeah, and try to change their bad I'm
surprised that he doesn't get bad reviews from the women
that keep him from being able to be an uber driver.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Did you give hi a bad review? I did.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I gave him two stars. I couldn't do one. I
was too nice, but I did give him two. And
on top of.
Speaker 8 (36:09):
That, guys, he also like hot box the car, like
it was so hot in there.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
I think he was like putting the heat on us
on purpose.
Speaker 8 (36:14):
When I looked down, he turned it up hot and.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Sorry. Well the groundwork of like, if you don't listen
to this, you're going to hell.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Oh he's making it hell in the car, it was
I didn't go that many steps ahead.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
No, it was seventy degrees outside this beautiful day. We
get in this car, it is on eighty.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
And he turned it up as we were in the vehicle,
like we are sweating.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Did you get to the bar and go maybe we
shouldn't drink so much because of the sermon we heard.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
No, I think we did the exact opposite.
Speaker 8 (36:44):
We're like, we're gonna go rage tonight because that was
inappropriate and it.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Yeah, did you tip him?
Speaker 15 (36:49):
No?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Good? But why not go one star if you're gonna
go too?
Speaker 13 (36:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I just one star is really hard for me. I
don't know why. I try really hard not to be
that mean. It's like, well, you have room for improvement.
I guess you can be not a jerk about women.
Do y'all ever get nervous though? Like they know where
you live?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Well, he doesn't really stand there. You can click on
what they see. So unless they're like remembering every place
or writing it down, no, I don't.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Okay, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I'm scared of everybody retaliating for every single thing.
Speaker 10 (37:22):
It's time for.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
The good news.
Speaker 19 (37:24):
How much box.
Speaker 10 (37:29):
Joseph Williams is a firefighter with the Lewistown, Pennsylvania Fire Department.
Twenty five years old. He wasn't feeling well. Goes to
the doctor and they said, hey, man, you got kidney disease.
He's like, oh no, and he had to go on dialysis.
Needed a donor, so he reached out to his buddies
in the fire department. They all went and got tested
and a dude at his firehouse was a match. They
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don't even known each other a year. He said, I
don't even my kidney to my fellow firefighter.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Yeah, ed you like this?
Speaker 6 (37:57):
I love that?
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (37:58):
So on March twentieth, they went in at sixty teen am,
did a little cutting one kidney from him and boom,
Joseph got his kidneys.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Little cutting, a little placing. Yeah he is that.
Speaker 10 (38:09):
And now Tyler and Joseph are both recovering and they're.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Firefighters for life. That's an awesome story.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Where do we stand on Eddie saying he wants to
give a kidney because it came in and said he
was too old, and didn't someone call and say that's
not true?
Speaker 4 (38:20):
No, that was plasma. That sounds plasma kidney. He's okay
or not out plasma by bone marrow. I was too
old to donate my bone marrow kidney. I can still
do it. Got it's making sure he's still on the table. Okay,
So if you guys ever need one, I'm here for you.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
He's not on the operating table, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
He said he just wants to do it for anybody randomly,
but then he backs away every time.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, so now you're just saying only if it's one
of us. I mean it was one of you guys,
no doubt, I know. But you've always said you can't
wait to do it for somebody randomly. I said, that'd
be really cool to donate a kidney anyway, A great story.
Speaker 10 (38:51):
What the name is gonna lech f Tyler Smith is
the one that donated the kidney, and Joseph Williams is
the one that got the kidney, and I said, I mean,
you know you can talk about a fire hood.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
Firefighters was a brotherhood.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
I mean that proves it.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
You can make the news though. You want to be
on the news.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Yeah, I don't know. Kidney's a big deal.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Man was being on local news. According to you, I'd.
Speaker 10 (39:11):
Rather tip fifty dollars at the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
That ain't getting you on there, buddy. All right, great story,
that's what it's all about. That was telling me something good. Now,
time for the Morning Corny.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
The Morning Corny, how do you get a chicken to
read your blog?
Speaker 4 (39:29):
How do you get a chicken to read your blog?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Cluck blap, no.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Bait, cluck bait. Not like.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
That's hard to say.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
That was the morning Corny.
Speaker 16 (39:48):
Wake up, Wake up in the mall and the radio
and the dogs Ready out box more Game two School
to Steve Bran.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
How it trying to put you through back?
Speaker 16 (40:05):
He's running his wigs. Next bit, and Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 11 (40:08):
So you know what this.
Speaker 15 (40:13):
Me? The Bobby Ball.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
There's a clip going around the internet.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Brooks and Dunn are playing and Ronnie Dunn, who's the
lead singer during the encore, just kind of stops singing
and then kind of taps his chest and walks off
in the middle of boot scoot and boogie. Now, I'm
gonna play the audio and it's just from someone's phone,
so you're gonna hear any singing, and then all of
a sudden, he just kind of goes away in the background,
keeps singing.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
So people were concerned. They're like, what happened?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
So I texted him and just asked, okay, yeah, my
friend had texted me. Does Bob know what happened?
Speaker 4 (41:01):
So he's fine.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
He says he let himself get dehydrated after he was
already sick, so he said he got a bunch of fluids.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
The next day, he said, moral of the story drink water.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
So one, he wasn't angry.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
That was the first rumor going around that done of
Brooks and Dunns stormed off stage.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
And then two it was he got so sick? Is
he okay now?
Speaker 2 (41:23):
And so official breaking news, breaking news.
Speaker 4 (41:29):
He's okay. Dehydration and he says, drink water.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
I feel like that was like every star or like
pop star ish, like every twenty year old like Lindsay
Lohan back in the day, remember, and they would have
these episodes they would always blame it on dehydration and exhaustion, but.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
That really wasn't dehydration.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
I want everybody to know, this is dehydration. Yes, yeah,
like Ronnie's seventy one, he can still go hard, but
that's dehydration.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
I have another one. This is a woman who works
in HR.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
She's going viral because she's listing all the things that she's.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Had to fire people for. And so here are some
of the weirdest. Here's the clip.
Speaker 16 (42:06):
One.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
Go ahead.
Speaker 19 (42:07):
First guy was napping in his car from ten am
till almost one every single day. He had been doing
this for like four months straight. He was a new hire,
and I don't know why he thought it was okay
to do it, but I ended up firing him. Had
a guy who worked in food services who was like
smearing his poop on the walls of the bathroom and
then we weren't sure if he was washing his hands
or not, but he was working in food services. So
(42:29):
Nick sat real quick. But he got fired because he
wouldn't stop. Fired a lady for threatening her coworker that
she was going to shoot her. And she actually brought
in a baby gun when she did this and did
shoot it.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Just not at the coworker the.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Poop thing they had to fin hm, because he wouln't stop.
How about because he did it.
Speaker 12 (42:42):
Once and don't worry about washing hand he did it.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Her name is Sonny Lena. Kay. Here's one more clip.
Speaker 13 (42:51):
An employee had just gotten a verbal warning, so not
even like a written anything, just a verbal warning about
stealing company supplies because he was literally loading cases of
toilet paper into his vehicle.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
This was like twenty twelve. I guess he got really
upset about the.
Speaker 13 (43:05):
Verbal warning even though it wasn't a write up, and
he ended up walking out of his office, went straight
into We had this big glass meeting room in the
middle of the office where all the execs were meeting.
Turn around, literally dropped his pants and stuck his butt
against the window.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Oh not quick guy either, So a lot of butt
butts up.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
Where does she work?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Yeah, like I was thinking, probably not a place with
a big glassroom and executives.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
But I guess so ever been fired, not laid off? Fired?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Okay, you know, getting fired is tough, especially nowadays because
they really got to pay per trail.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
You ray, you ever got fired?
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Telemarketing, They said that I was rude to customers. I
had more than three strikes against me. So because of that,
they determinate me. How would they fire you back?
Speaker 7 (43:51):
Then?
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Pulling an office or just send you an email. I
went in an office was like three execs with the company.
They played some of my audio back and I go
and they said do you think you were rude in
And I said, yeah, it was pretty bad on that
and they then played others. I listened to like ten
of my calls, and all of them if it wasn't
a sale, I really didn't care to talk to the person.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
I only wanted to upsell.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Wait, they played your calls back, so we're recording this
quality assurance.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
They quality assured you. Yeah, all of the calls were Wait.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Okay, Bobby, we need to reenactment like via customer, how
I would like.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
To buy the new I'm calling because I have a
problem with my cable. Okay, we can handle that. Let's
also get you to tied in with some HBO and
some cinemats. How does that sound? Uh?
Speaker 4 (44:26):
No, no, no, I literally just have a problem. It's
entirely free.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
I don't know why you wouldn't want it, and I
might later, but I just need one wanting to add
it to your account and then let's do it.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Man, I can't take this anymore.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Oh, I'm gonna add it and we'll deal with it later.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
I heard me clear my throat there on the air.
I was trying to shotgun this water. How do people
shotguns stuff?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Well, that's a skill.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
No one's shotguns walking, And I was trying to and
I got it caught in my throat right before it
went on, and I saw the white come on, and
I still couldn't help me go.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yeah, you either needed to be an illuminum can and
you poke a hole in it the key, or you
need a funnel or something like not a plastic water bundle.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
No, but I see people do it at games all
the time.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Like they go to Preds games, people.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Grabbed the cup and go oh oh, and like they
open their throat.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Okay, Morgan, how do they do this?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah, you nail that right at the end. You have
to open your throat.
Speaker 8 (45:16):
It's part of like you kind of subconsciously.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Close your throat when he starts to swallow things, and you.
Speaker 8 (45:21):
Literally have to like mind drink yourself to like open
your throat.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
I know that sounds crazy.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
I tried just now that water. I don't recommend it
to just yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Well, yeah, I'm texting with Ronnie un right now because
he was like, I just didn't drink enough water. And
he's like it's overblown, like out of proportion. How people
thought either he was, you know, sick and dying or
leaving Brooks and down.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
He's like, no, I just set.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
I had been sick and was dehydrated and it was
the encore and I was like.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
Oh, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
So yeah, that's what a weird way for people to think.
Like he would handle his anger if he was upset,
like he would just really walk off stage in the
middle of people.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Do that, but he like padded to the audience's chest
like he did a very light Okay, guys, I now quit.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Okay the real news.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Recent studies have found that whenmen marry, they work harder
and do better financially than single men.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
They are also less likely to hang.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Out in bars, to abuse alcohol or drugs, or engage
in illegal activities. They spend time with relatives, they're involved
in religious and community activities. They are more responsible and
involved at working at home. This is for the case
for marriage by Linda J. Wade and Maggie Gallagher. So
I would say most good marriages have that.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Sure, Yeah, well, I think men have an innate sense
of or a feeling to provide.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yeah, I hear it.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
When you get the opportunity to provide, you get better
at it.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Yeah, I hear you about that.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
But still there are still married guys I know that
don't do that.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Yeah, they just really they put they go the opposite direction.
I know those guys too.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
I feel like it has done this to me in
many ways. I don't know if I work harder. I
think I work smarter because now I have to work
equally as hard to have time for my wife, which
I never had to prioritize. It was just all about me.
I think what I says do better financially. I don't
(47:09):
just throw willing nilly money at stupid stuff anymore. Baseball
sometimes sometimes sometimes, but I think about it at least
a second time before I do that. So yeah, I
just think generally, responsibility brings on having to have multi
layered thoughts about life, and that happens apparently with men
when they marry. A flight attendant reveals the worst spot
(47:30):
on a plane if you're prone to motion sickness, and
how to combat it. This is from the New York Post, which,
by the way, I get terrible motion sickness. I'm talking
about in an elevator. If I don't look at the
buttons and it goes more than ten ten floors, I
get motion sick Oh.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
But if you look at the buttons, it helps.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
If I have a fixed eye line, yes, if we're
going a couple floors, it's fine. If I'm walking and scrolling,
I will get sick passenger sick. So anywhere I can
get sick, But I've never gotten sick on a plane.
Not getting sick on a plane. I don't get motion
stick on an airplane. Turbulence is bound to happen just
about every flight, says this flight attendant. And they say
(48:06):
never book a seat at the back of the plane
if you're sensitive and get motion sick on flights, because
the back of the plane feels it more.
Speaker 4 (48:15):
The front hits it, but the back of the plane longer.
It's kind of a whip.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
So if you can when you're booking, book front or.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
Middle, and if you really can dial in and get near.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
A wing, yeah, wings are stable.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
A couple drift.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
It's what they call the couples going to bed at
the same night every night, same time. Yeah, yeah, same time.
The Gobmin insuit has this, and so when couples get married,
maybe they don't and then slowly they drift into going
to bed around the same time. We do this. But
I think because we're both lame, I don't really think
(48:54):
it's a drift thing more than it's she likes to
go to bed early. She likes to wake up early
and be active in the morning. I hate to bed early.
I hate waking up in the morning, but I have
to for this job. So it wasn't really marriage that
did this, but I can see it happening Eddie.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
You guys, my wife kind of makes me go to
bed when she goes to.
Speaker 12 (49:12):
Bed, because like, if I had my way, I would
just stay downstairs for another two hours watch TV.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
But she's like, we're going to bed, so I joined her.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
You know what, back that first story marriage changes, man, Yeah, yeah,
I agree. Yes, that first story though it says they
spent time with the relatives were often involved in But yeah,
I would say even the relatives thing, like I if
I'm not like texting with my in laws or that
kind of counts. Like, I watched all three Razor Back
softball games this weekend. Maybe wouldn't have watched all three,
(49:40):
but my brother in law coaches. I probably would have
watched two out of the three. But yeah, like, and
I also think about, outside of my wife, when's the
next time we can all hang out again. That's cool
for her but also for me, But yeah, I think
I naturally do that. Now. TikTok remains accessible in the
United States from Apple Insider. Apple's been given permission to
(50:02):
keep TikTok in the app store for another seventy five days.
It did come up, and they were just going to
kick the can a little bit and decide again later
if they're going to kick them out, they will not
kick them out and they'll never kick them out. The
weather was really bad here again, not tornadoes, a lot
of rain and flash flooding. For like my friends and
my sister in Arkansas, it's just flooding like crazy. There
(50:24):
were if you go through all the states, nineteen people died.
And now this goes back from the past few days,
but there were tornado watches and warnings all across Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Tennessee.
Record breaking rainfall in Tennessee. But I'm very fortunate that
(50:44):
our place didn't flood. We have friends there's water like
either almost in their house or some of the businesses
near them have water in the floor.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
But we got lucky that we didn't get that in Arkansas. No,
we as in me in Thenville here.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Okay, I thought you meant your I don't know. I
thought you meant in Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
No, you mean me and the whole state of Arkansas.
We didn't get flooded here. But there there's flooding like
seven minutes from our house. I mean, it just never
stopped raining. It didn't like ever.
Speaker 4 (51:12):
You're on a hill. I want to hell. Thankfully, So
we didn't get any flooding.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
But my power went out for a long time.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Our internet went out.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Oh no, no, what to do?
Speaker 4 (51:22):
I just tethered to my phone. Did you panic?
Speaker 15 (51:25):
No?
Speaker 6 (51:26):
But we were.
Speaker 4 (51:26):
Watching the severe weather on TV.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
We just like and so because the guys on YouTube
do awesome here and so all we did a screen
share the phone to the television and so also local
news stop breaking in every five seconds for just rain.
Speaker 4 (51:39):
I'm trying to watch basketball.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Watch a basketball game, and like it's like they're.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
Time to shine for death.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
No it's not.
Speaker 4 (51:47):
It was it was rain only this day.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
If it's tornado warning, I get it.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
It's just rain.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
It was kind of crazy rain.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
No stop it.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
So anyway, our internet went out and you just now
you can just to your phone signals. We just did that.
I'm sure my phone bill is gonna be seven hundred
dollars because of the data. I streamed a whole I
streamed the whole television show on just my phone.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
I also would like to petition to change it. Uh,
tornado warning and tornado watch. Can we just make them
completely different because I could confused.
Speaker 4 (52:15):
Which they are different?
Speaker 1 (52:17):
I know they are different, but the w's like watch
in morning. I can't remember which ones. Which. Can we
just be like tornado bad, bad, bad, tornado just kind
of bad.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Well, remember, like this tornado watch, you're just watching for
the possibility.
Speaker 4 (52:31):
Okay, there could be a tornado in the future.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Warning warning sound the alarm. But warning doesn't even mean
one is touchdown, but it means the conditions are there
for a tornado. Just remember this warning is worse than watch.
More letters worse.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
I get that. And right now, in this moment, I
will remember that next time it rolls around and'll be like,
which one's whitch?
Speaker 4 (52:52):
Remember this?
Speaker 6 (52:53):
Warning?
Speaker 1 (52:53):
Warning, warning, warning, warning, safe place.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
I didn't say safe place, but.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
If it's a warning, we probably should be a nartic place.
Speaker 6 (53:00):
But now you're in.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
I'm just saying warning to make it sound like an alarm.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
Okay, and then watch just just watch, just watching out. Yeah,
we're just chilling. We're watching. Okay, that helps me.
Speaker 4 (53:11):
I'll TVD that's the news. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
Bobby's Bobby Bones Showrry Up to Day.
Speaker 10 (53:21):
This story comes us from Nashville, Tennessee. An officer was
out doing regular patrol when he pulls up and he
sees a car without a license plate and he's like,
that's weird.
Speaker 6 (53:30):
Let me pull him over.
Speaker 20 (53:32):
Woooo h oh high speed chase. Cop loses him and
he's like, man, I can't find him. Takes a left
down the street and he goes, is that them at
the gas station.
Speaker 6 (53:43):
Putting the air in their tire? They stopped in the middle
of the pursuit get air in their tire. That's when
they got busted in.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
When they got away too. I don't think I could
get away with a car chasing me. If cars are equal,
I don't think I can drive strategically enough to get
away in a chase. I do think if you gave
me fifteen minutes, you went fine me for two.
Speaker 15 (54:00):
Days, Like you need that headstart.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
And you ever see Ultimate Hide and Seek? Yeah, I'll
be awesome at that, Like I watch it on my TikTok.
I don't know you give me fifteen minutes to run
and hide. I don't think anybody find me.
Speaker 10 (54:10):
And I don't know how they lose a cop car
because they're like specially souped up to go super fast.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
I think even if I had especially swooped up, I
couldn't get away from a cop car. But on foot.
If everybody's on foot, any finding me?
Speaker 15 (54:22):
Well, yeah, that's true. I was thinking, what if you
get a flat tire?
Speaker 2 (54:25):
Well, I stopped tying my shoe and that's when they
find me. Okay, lunch Box, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead
story of the day. Here's a voicemail from Isaac in Virginia.
Speaker 7 (54:34):
I'm listening to Eddie and Morgan put chairs together. Morgan
is complaining about not knowing she can bring tools from home,
but seemed to remember there was.
Speaker 5 (54:45):
A tire change contest and she brought a jack from
home jack not the one that came in the car,
something like that, so she should know.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
I was scrutinized for letting Eddie use his tools, but
I never said he couldn't, and then I did pull
them away early, but he did win. And Eddie's chair
sitting here all made up from wayfair and Morgan's chair
looks sad.
Speaker 4 (55:09):
My chair would would you sit on Morgan's right now?
Speaker 2 (55:11):
No, that's an injury way to happen, but I think
it needs we should at least fix the chair. Finish
the job, Morgan. Any response to that guy?
Speaker 15 (55:19):
Yeah, No, I did not bring a jack from home.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
It was a jack that was in my car.
Speaker 8 (55:22):
It looked bigger than lunchboxes because I had a jeep
and he had a car, so that would.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
Be why when you compared sizes his smaller. Yes, that's
exactly what got it.
Speaker 15 (55:36):
So I did not bring anything from home.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
I feel bad I shouldn't let Eddie hat, but I
can't because it's done. It does, it's done, It's okay,
and I guys, I just can you finish your chair? Though,
because that looks really sad.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
But like I thought, Amy was gonna take it home
and just use it.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
You think you did? Like legs together? Guys, we're done.
Thanks to Wayfair again for sending us the chairs to
put together.
Speaker 4 (56:02):
Do you want me to finish putting it together? It'd
be awesome.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
Thank you guys. We'll see tomorrow. Biby Bobby Bones The
Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang by
Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at red Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones.
My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening
(56:26):
to the podcast.
Comitting this.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday Show
Morning Studio.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Morning.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
You got this voicemail from Andrew and Upstate New York.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Can we bring you back Employee of the months or
Employee of the Quarter, or however you want.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
To do it?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I sure can. We'll do it right now. It's time
for Employee of the Quarter.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So in the last three months I've had my eyes peeled.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
For one.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Super performing employee who will be rewarded once they win
this award. In this segment, you can spin the wheel
of cash. On that wheel, there's a lot of opportunity,
oh a lot of money. You can do self promotion
if you win. A little change to this rule. If
you do choose self promotion, I won't make you do
it right away. You can do it later on in
the show. See I have a minute to think about it, okay,
So you can do thirty seconds of self promotion, or
(00:57):
you can block someone from contention next quarter. If you win,
it's the complete Spie prize. So why don't we talk
about this for a second. I mean, how do you
feel about yourself?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I feel fine. I feel like I had a good quarter.
Some things that I recall happened. I'm like, oh, that
was pretty good. That's pretty good, and that happened because
because of me.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Some of your standout moments include bringing the email that
led to us confronting a scammer.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Oh that was good, which was fun.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
She became the Easy Trivia Champion, which was great. She
brought us co parenting stories with the Rex husband, made
us release things for the blood Moon, and shared our
psychic ability with us.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Oh yeah, it was psychic.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So you're you're still in the mix. Okay for employee
the quarter good joke. Abby, How do you feel about yours?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I feel good?
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Abby has been a key player to behind the scenes.
She's making tribute to more now. She didn't get it
this time.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I wrote the whole thing.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
You may have been on air once.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, behind the scenes.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Okay, Morgan, how do you feel you've done?
Speaker 8 (02:06):
I feel like it's been a trying three months for me,
but I feel really good about it. I mean, I
showed up here when I was dealing with Vertigo for
a month and a half and that's been a crazy experience.
Speaker 9 (02:15):
That's true, which seems real safe dedication. Yeah, you know
what better like next time. No, you did good, but
better like next time? Amy's stillingbida good, Okay, lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah, what's up dude? Over the last quarter?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh, we know it nailed it, brought it, dominated it.
Do you remember anything specifically aping notes?
Speaker 10 (02:38):
Oh yeah, I got a lot of stuff that I
brought to the table. I brought one minute rant. You
know he didn't bring that.
Speaker 11 (02:43):
I know.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You may have done one, but that Yeah, it's a
foller of buffoon. I mean it is now a staple.
And also we all slay that one, but we did
it twice.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
And I can just read you what I have. So
you're not making up women?
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Women are crazy? Do you have that?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
That is?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
I mean that.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
He lived at his lifelong dream of being on the news.
Speaker 10 (03:04):
I got he got this show national attention, even.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Though it didn't only share him, and that wasn't nationally
was local news. But even though it didn't really show
him as muchs he thought it would, still was good.
He took initiative and he applied for the endgame host
at the MLS team here in town, which I think
we're gonna find out later today if he got or not.
He debuted the new segment Women are crazy. He thought that, well,
you made it to the next round. I figured, like
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the whole dish almost put in like the dirty dishes.
Speaker 12 (03:33):
Things remind me of what happened, and bringing his dirty
dishes to work like that was a bit.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
But he didn't do that with this show. He just
got caught bringing his dirty dishes to work and putting them.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
In, which brings the question should you get credit for
a good bit if.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You really never planned on it?
Speaker 13 (03:49):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I think so, because you're without you wouldn't have existed.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Uh so much, bunch, you're still in Amy and lunch.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Watch We'll go one more. Okay, Eddie still managed to
do his job with a broken arm.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Come on, did we call it broken?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
It was broken.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
He put his money where his mouth was and beat
Morgan in the wayfair building competition.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
I've been with like six months.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
He tallied up the lol moments on the show he
had according to our data, he preserved the best lines
and made listeners laugh out loud.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Leit, don't don't worry about it, you don't data.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
He also gets the award for the Last Laugh Award,
which is given out to the person who gets the
final joke in a segment allowing us to hit the
little piece of imaging.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Like if you're like say something, I go, ha, it was, Oh.
Speaker 10 (04:40):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I got the last I didn't. I didn't do this.
I just told this. It's a voting panel of three people.
I did not write that. He did not write that.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
He was part of the eighth annual million dollars show
to raise over two hundred and twenty one thousand dollars
for St.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Jude Charity for the Kids. Eddie, you're in.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
This is my worst nightmare.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
What is what?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
This whole competition type thing with them and then it's
us and then we're against each.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Other because she doesn't care.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Amy's out what I need? I have the tiger in
this competition.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Well, I don't mind being neutral, but I do think
it's weird this quarter. How would be out of this quarter?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Out this quarter? Now quarter and the winner?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
It's gonna be lunch box or Eddie.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
What good?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
It's been a great good.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
I had a birthday in March.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
To man, that doesn't matter, especially your dishes. But it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
But his birthday, sure, why not?
Speaker 6 (05:45):
But what did your birthday have.
Speaker 12 (05:46):
To do with anything being a good employee, that idea.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
This was a split decision. Wow, so we split it.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
No, for the first time ever was two to one
instead of three zero.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
So two one don't.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Want from the bottom.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I'm the winner for employee of the quarter goes to
come on, London, Paris and Madrid. Those are all places.
But Eddie is the winner.
Speaker 14 (06:10):
What the quarter?
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Because he had a broken arm.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Yeah, I don't get it. Get nothing.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I broke my arm and I continue to work.
Speaker 15 (06:20):
He and the last people laugh.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
He raised turned twenty thousand dollars more than in the competition.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yes, I did it matter. He cheated in the competition.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Didn't.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
So if you want the wheel man, I thought I
got to get my speech and everything.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You had a speech, You get your speech and now
go ahead.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Yeah you know you didn't you didn't win, but you
can try out.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Yeah my speech.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
Look, guys, I'm the employee of the month quarter whatever.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
You want to call it. And you thought I was
gonna come on.
Speaker 10 (06:46):
Here and talk about myself, but no, I want to
give a shout out to the guy we lost this quarter.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
James in Virginia.
Speaker 10 (06:51):
You are missed every single day, and I think about
you every day when I see your two dollar bills
sitting on my counter.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Let's hear from James anyway, I.
Speaker 11 (07:00):
Love both family.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Fine, you're pandering.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
My plan speech.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
I had to know your plan speech was pandering? Wow?
What yeah? What you mean you were going for? Like
the sad angle? No, I was not. That was not
you who wrote that speech for you?
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Me?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
It doesn't matter. He lost? Yeah, yeah, what are you doing?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a speech. Do you
have a speech? I do if you don't have a
speech and you're lying and I have to reverse.
Speaker 10 (07:27):
Okay, No, oh my goodness, I have ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 14 (07:36):
Speech.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I have speech written out. But I like that James
for Virginia, I can see, can I see?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yes, he does have it written out, okay, because I
was literally about.
Speaker 12 (07:45):
To switch it if he did. But it's gonna sound
stupid though. No, it's not go ahead because I didn't
think I was gonna win. Oh my gosh, because he knows,
I said, guys, guys, this is too much.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Thank you, Thank you everyone.
Speaker 12 (07:57):
I know that I'm the most deserving member of the
show to get this award every quarter, But really, we
do need to start thinking of some of the other
members of the show when it comes to this award.
I mean Amy made us laugh a lot this quarter,
her scamming, the scammer bit one of her best love
it Morgan brought some really funny about her dating life.
That's a great lunchbox. Well, he showed up every day sick,
(08:18):
got us all sick, but he showed up. So I
will accept this award. Thank you very much, and thank
you very much. Everyone, including James from Virginia.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Hit it anyway, buck family.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
We're gonna miss James. Fine, we're gonna miss James. Thank
you very much. Wait a quarter?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
You want the wheel?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I want you know, I want the wheel.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I'm on the wheel. There's everything from spend again times
three to one hundred bucks. Is you ready to go?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
What if I hit the hundred three times?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Well, if you get spend again times three, he only
takes one time.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, but that would be three hundred bucks, right.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Three spencers? Just times three times three of the amount?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Got it all?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Right?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Here we go?
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Come on, come on, come on, fifty dollars want employed
the quarter? Sorry, the quarter? The quarter.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
We'll do it again in three months, thank god? Okay,
thank you very much. Anything you want to say that
makes us laugh.
Speaker 12 (09:19):
Uh yeah, there you go.
Speaker 14 (09:23):
All right, guys, anonamous sin, here's a question.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
To be.
Speaker 14 (09:38):
Well man.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Hello, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Instead of buying a wedding band, I want to get
a black ring tattooed around my finger. My best man, though,
thinks it's a terrible idea for me.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
The benefits are.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'll never lose it, it's cheaper, it looks cooler than
a cheesy piece of jewelry. My best man is telling
me not to do it, with his main reasoning being
what if it it doesn't work out. I tell them
that I'm not getting married with the intention of getting divorced,
so that's a non issue for me. So beyond that
is really a downside of getting a tattoo on my
ring finger in place of a wedding ring soon to
be tatted up groom. Okay, first of all, your best
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man needs to like check himself. That's not his job
to say it might not work not right now. That
was three months ago. That was when he found out
that you were going to propose. Any of that talk
needed to happen before you're about to do this. So
let's go in two parts here tell him, hey, thanks
for the feedback, but no, thank you, I'm gonna get this.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
He had the opportunity to say that.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Eddie had the opportunity to tell me, hey, maybe don't
marry Caitlin. But he only had that opportunity to tell
me right around proposal, pre right after before the wedding,
not no, you lost. So he's getting married and Eddie
wasn't gonna tell me that. But I'm saying, there's a
window now you were marrying her, wedding's happening. You're talking rings,
(11:01):
we can just talk about the tattoo ring.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Now.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I don't have it, but I think the idea is
great because I.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Have two rings.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I have the rubber one that I wear that I
never take off because I have another one because I
was like, if my wife's gonna be a baller, I'm
gonna be a baller, and I got one. It's like
it's like a baller ring and his diamond's in it.
I've lost something like seven times. Luckily he's coming back.
But I don't like wearing a ring. I keep misplacing it.
I think the tattoo is a great idea. If both
of you guys are cool with it. If she's not,
(11:31):
I get it. But if you're both cool, and I
think it's a wonderful idea. Relationships are meant for the
two people. And if part of the dynamic is let's
just get tattoos, great, if it makes you both happy, awesome.
But this best man and he's like, no, his role,
he's your best friend, but he missed that opportunity to
be the best friend to say she probably ain't the one.
The only way he says anything now is he'd be
(11:52):
catches our cheating. That's it. Otherwise you let him get married.
And if you want a tattoo, get a tattoo. You
can always remove it if it doesn't work out. Who
care not I'm thinking that way.
Speaker 10 (12:00):
We're not.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
But I'm saying, but the counter to that is, no, man,
you gotta have You don't want to wreck your car,
but you got to your car insurance or there are
all these arguments. Is okay, Well, if that happens, I'll
just get it removed. Tattoo removal is so much easier
now than it used to be. This best man sucks
is maybe Matt, you had your window, get your tattooed. Man,
I'm i think it's awesome. I'm rooting for you, and
(12:22):
I don't know is that a sensitive part like I'm
pushing online.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I think the fingers are sensitive, but I see a
lot of people with it on their fingers, So give
me that.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Bad or instead of getting it taken off, you can
always just tattoo it up even higher into a couple
fingers and make it like an art thing like middle
finger up to the knuckle and ring finger. There are
all these things you can do so otherwise, but get married,
get the tattoo the best man.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
We'll have to talk about that later.
Speaker 11 (12:45):
All right, there you go, Thank you, Hey, Bobby, I
am a teacher and I've got a senior that I
am just trying to help get over the finish line
and graduate this year. It's my spring break, so so
kind of be the perfect opportunity to maybe play a
game and win some shoes. Potentially, I would love the opportunity.
(13:05):
These shoes have be going towards my student who's just
had a rough school year, but I'm proud of him
and I think he can finish strong. But hoping to
use this is a little bit of a graduation motivation.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
All right, So we got the voice mel and we
now have that caller on. Who's Melissa, Melissa, good.
Speaker 11 (13:21):
Morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
So we're gonna give you a chance to win some
shoes here. Now you know they're all size eleven, right, yes.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11 (13:29):
I teach juniors and seniors. This student in particular is
a senior, so I know that's a side.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
All right, cool, Well, then let's play never gonna get it.
Here we go. No, you're not gonna get it. You're
never never gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
You'll have three chances to win. I'm gonna ask the question, guys.
The question is, according to car insurance dot Com, only
fifty six percent of American drivers can say this. So
I'm gonna ask the question again, Melissa. You get to
take a shot at it first. If you get it right,
you automatically win. If you don't, you have two other opportunities.
But the question is, according to car insurance dot Com,
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only fifty six percent of American drivers can say.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
This, what is it?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
So I'm gonna go ahead and ye, you're ready, go ahead.
Speaker 11 (14:17):
Sorry, I'm gonna say that they carry their insurance card
like they have it in the car.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Solid guess my problem with my insurance card is I
always have it, but it's always expired, meaning it goes
in then I forget about it to replace it until
for some reason I find out it's expired, and then
I replace it with the new, updated one and then
don't replace it again until it's expired.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
But that is not it. So one down. Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So you have Amy, lunchbox, Morgan and Eddie. You get
to pick two of them and either one of them
get it right. Who you pick, you win?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Amy.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
How you feeling I'm feeling okay, fresh.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Aircut, lunchbox, feeling great?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Man.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Haircut looks good bye. The way you looks good. It
doesn't look like too short.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Sometimes you do too short and you can tell you
got a haircut that looks good.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Solid haircut. Yeah, shut off to the dude that cut it. Morgan,
how do you feel? Morgan? Doesn't feel great? Her MIC's
not on, but let's turn it on. Morgan. How do
you feel?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I don't feel too great about this one?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Honestly, Eddie, I'm about fifty six percent. Wow, I'm one hundred.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
What a coincidence, because, according to car insurance dot Com,
only fifty six percent of American drivers can say this
look at that, who would you like Melissa which to.
Speaker 11 (15:29):
I don't like the lack of confidence.
Speaker 12 (15:33):
I'm gonna go with Amy.
Speaker 11 (15:34):
I feel like she represents a good average driver.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Okay, that's it. Oh show, Okay, and you get to
pick one other person.
Speaker 11 (15:41):
Go ahead, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
There, you go.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Let's go to Morgan first, then Morgan.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
According to car insurance dot Com, only fifty six percent
of American drivers can.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Say this, what is it that they've never run a
red light?
Speaker 12 (15:56):
Eddie your answer that they've never run a red light?
I have this same answer. Anybody else have that?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
No, No, everybody's right, everybody's running.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Well. I don't know that I have because when it
turns yellow, I close my eyes.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
No do you guys?
Speaker 16 (16:11):
Do that good?
Speaker 4 (16:12):
You close your eyes because you don't know you broke
the law. You didn't break the law.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Because if I'm going to go through it, I just
shut them real quick.
Speaker 15 (16:17):
You're telling me.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Also, if it's way late in the middle of the
night and it's red and nobody's around and turning green,
I don't go there.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Oh I go.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I go back back and forth, back and forth until
it turns green because I feel like there's a cop
somewhere waiting to watch me.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Oh see, this is technically out YouTube. I do it
if my kids are in the car, I say, kids,
don't ever do this.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
I'll good kids, close your eyes. I'm doing that.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Okay, so that's wrong. So she's lucky Amy. If you
get it right, she wins. What do you have I've
never hit something, lunchbox?
Speaker 6 (16:45):
What do you have? Never been in a wreck?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Both those are wrong.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh okay, so everybody's back in the game. She has
one more shot here. According to car insurance dot Com,
only fifty six percent of American drivers can say this.
So come up with a new answer, now, Melissa, it's
fifty to fifty. You can say yes you think one
of the four will get it, or no, you don't
think any of the four will get it.
Speaker 11 (17:08):
I mean it's never gonna get it.
Speaker 7 (17:09):
Yep.
Speaker 11 (17:10):
So and I'm gonna say no, I'm gonna say nobody
gets it.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Okay, write your answers down, guys, right while they think
about it, was you play me the theme song again.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
No, you're not.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
Gonna get it, You're never never gonna get it.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Not just know you're not gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
You've never, never, never never got it.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
Okay, that movie too hard.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Okay, I got something. If anybody gets it, she loses.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Here.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
She has a teacher just trying to make it because
she picked nobody would get it.
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Everybody good, yep good.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I mean they've never been ticketed for speeding.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Wrong. They can't change a tire wrong, Morgan, they don't
use their phones while driving. Wrong, LaunchBox.
Speaker 10 (17:59):
Fifty six percent of drivers can drive a standard.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Oh that's it it Wait, how many people in here
can drive a standard?
Speaker 4 (18:12):
I can't, I can, you can't.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
This is looking like a.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Should I give them less of the chance to flip
if she wants or now?
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Yeah, give her the chance, Melissa, do you want to flip?
Speaker 11 (18:24):
No, there's no way that fifty six percent of people
currently driving. Think about all the teenagers.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
That are driving.
Speaker 11 (18:31):
Now, there's no way that fifty six percent know how
to drive stick.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
Well, you are.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Wrong.
Speaker 10 (18:42):
Let me tell you her reasoning for not flipping. Once
you said the teenagers.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
I didn't think about damn. I thought about the older generation.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
So well done, Melissa. Thank you for listening, and I
love it that you won.
Speaker 11 (18:54):
Yes, thank you so so much. I am so appreciative.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
All right, never gonna get it, and she didn't get it,
but she.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Here's the answer. Here's the answer.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Fifty six percent of American drivers past their driving test
on the first try.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
I would have never gotten that.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
According to car insurance dot Com, fifty six percent of
American drivers can say they passed their driving test on
the very first time.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Women are slightly more likely to pass in men. By
the way, that's shocking.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Yess.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
There we go, there we go.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
Sophia is just thirteen years old and she has just
been invited to join MENSA after scoring one hundred and
sixty two on her IQ test.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
That's that's exceptionally, exceptionally high.
Speaker 12 (19:44):
This is the highest possible score for her age, and
it's higher than Albert Einstein's and Stephen hawkins score.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
So I'm gonna type in what's the average IQ score?
IQ is not how successful you'll be, but it's kind
of like what your ceiling is. Wow, Like, if you
do all the work, you have the ability to be
one hundred and sixty two smart. I know people that
have pretty low IQs on the test that are really
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successful because they've done the work to learn and just
imagine if they had a higher IQ, they'd be even
more successful. Yeah, but the average IQ score is between
ninety and one oh nine is the top of the average, Okay,
and so she did a one sixty.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I feel like though, if you're testing Albert Einstein and
Stephen Hawkey, like that's way back in the day time
was different, right, Like he can't he can't really compare it,
And it sounds it's like comparing home run hitters, not
a baby ruth, like different bats and balls and pitchers.
But that's awesome that she's so young and scored a
one to sixty. They did say that she achieved this
(20:55):
score with no preparation. She just went in and just
took the test. But that's what IQ is. Yeah, it's
not a study.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
IQ is. That's what it says.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
We have to sort of study something.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
You don't study anything.
Speaker 17 (21:04):
You know.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
First of all, you're both yelling things.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Those IQ people know that, and no IQ person calls
themselves an IQ people. I Q again is not so
much about studying, but it can be from all the
things you've learned and retained, and it can be how
you can figure things out. It doesn't matter she's one sixty.
That's awesome. I'm jealous.
Speaker 12 (21:28):
It also says too that her grandfather is a respected
Polish mathematician, so she's probably genetic.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Are there disrespected Polish mathematicians? Probably? I wonder that's she's
well thirteen, she's thirteen, she's gonna be so like successful.
I'm so jealous.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I think you're you have a high IQ.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Probably what is your U mads me? By one point,
I've been ticked off every.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Night like IQ is like reasoning. So that's why you
can't really study for it. It's like figuring things out
like you can.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
Look.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
I mean, we can do a testing again if we all.
I think mine's pretty high.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
But we're Hey, you should take it again, though. I
bet you could be her.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I can't beat it. One sixty. I think that's pretty
much perfect for her age. And he was joking.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I know, I'm continuing.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Hey low a person.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
He was dead.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Okay, good, good story. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
That was telling me something good. I want to go
talk to Jennifer, who's on the phone right now in Texas. Hey, Jennifer,
you're on the air.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
I was calling to see if there was an update
from Lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (22:34):
After he got help from his wife with the resume
and apply for that other job.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Yes, the answer is yes.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Now I don't know truthful this is, and these guys
can I just be honest with me. I think Lunchbox
got an email correct correct telling him if he got
or didn't get the job. Now I also think that
Lunchbox doesn't know and he saved it as a reveal
(23:01):
on the air.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Did you look at the email?
Speaker 10 (23:03):
Nope, just forwarded to Scuba.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Really in LR in LR, I absolutely believe him.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
You guys, you guys should know, although you do not
know what those three letters means. That for fifteen years,
Lunchbox and I use that sparingly, I can tell you
he does not know what's on this email. The next segment,
then I will read the email. Wow, it's a job
he applied for. It's not a new job or he's
leaving the show, but it's a job at the MLS,
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the Major League Soccer. Being like the hype guy, he's
tried for other jobs like the NFL football team announcer.
Didn't get that the hockey one press hockey. Yeah, another
guy from the building got it.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
That hurts.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
We will will do that then next but soccer soccer
could be all you Yes, Jennifer, thank you for that call.
Speaker 11 (23:47):
Yes, and just I do too.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
I am super encouraging. So let's let's see if he
got it. I will do that segment coming up. Okay,
we're about to reveal if Lunchbox got this job he
applied for. Now Jennifer from Texas called us and she
wanted the update. And Jennifer, what do you remember about
this segment? And do you remember the job he applied for?
Speaker 15 (24:09):
Well, I knew it was like a hype man job.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I remember that, and I couldn't remember what sport it
was for.
Speaker 7 (24:16):
I thought it was baseball, to be honest, but I
couldn't remember.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, you know he's a big soccer guy.
Speaker 10 (24:20):
Yeah yeah, season take it older, yeah yeah, and big deal.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
And I remember that he was like, I don't have
a resume.
Speaker 15 (24:27):
My wife helped me.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
You know this, and that all true. We read the resume,
thought I was pretty good except for the lies in it.
Other than that, we thought it was good. I encouraged
him to do things like follow up, immediately, do extra stuff,
you know, be that squeaky will. Would you have agreed
with the advice I gave him, Jennifer.
Speaker 13 (24:45):
Oh, yeah, absolutely, that's what I do for job.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
So I have you want to Yeah, and I have
the email here that is either he got the job
or didn't get the job. Now Lunchbox has promised NLR
that he does not know he took the How did
you not to forward it without read?
Speaker 10 (25:02):
Because they said they would let me know on the
day And so I got the email and I was like, well,
that has to be the answer.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
So the subject didn't give it away. Nope, because I
don't even like if I'm watching a series of six
to eight episodes, looking at the titles of the later,
I'm like, no, no, no, I don't want to see
the pictures, no thumbnails or anything.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
They do that on Survivor they name it something.
Speaker 10 (25:22):
So when someone says that during the episode, I'm like, well,
I know they're doing good this episode.
Speaker 6 (25:27):
They're still in Yes, it's like, man, you ruined it.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Well, let's go around the room. Do we think Lunchbox
got this job he applied for with the Major league
soccer team here in town to be the hype guy,
the on camera guy, the microphone guy during the game. Jennifer,
since you called us do you think Lunchbox got the job?
I do, Amy, Yes, he got.
Speaker 6 (25:45):
It, Eddie.
Speaker 12 (25:47):
I think the resume was so good he got it
even though he lied in it.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Man, this is like if you watch college game day
and everybody picks the same team it's used. That's kind
of a bad sign.
Speaker 15 (25:59):
So I'm trying to just believe it.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
What do you think I think if he didn't get it,
it's only because they had somebody else in mind already
and had to open the job. I think he's perfect
for it. But I'm gonna go yes as well.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Oh no, we all got yes.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Morgan, Listen, it's he may give me a hard time,
but I got faith in this guy.
Speaker 15 (26:19):
I think he got the job.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
He has not seen the email I will now.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
I mean, look, look, I haven't thrown my name in
the hat or many.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Things Titans announcer and then.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 10 (26:34):
And so I saw this, I was like, this is me, Like,
I go to the soccer games already, so why not
get this job and have like work for a major
league soccer team like I would be like a professional
soccer player.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Basically basically, So I cannot see I've not flipped it
over yet, but I can see through it a little
bit because I don't want to know one, two, three,
four there's eight lines?
Speaker 15 (26:56):
Whoa I mean, who's eight words.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's like it's like a line and a half paragraph,
a line and a half paragraph, a line and a
half paragraph, so that would probably be like three long sentences.
It looks I can't tell, but it's like a college
admission letter. When I see on, I feel like, do
we have like.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
A Nashville emil less like hat to put on him
when he gets it?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Like thought about this bit? Yeah, we did any preparation
into bits.
Speaker 15 (27:21):
Isn't that what they do?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
That's kindly when you need to college? Yeah, like Jersey,
we need something. Okay, here we go. I went out
flip over the email and well, know, are you gonna
read it first?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
You're gonna read it out loud?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I'm gonna read it.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Well, do not do anything? Oh man, what.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Did you flip it over? I read it? Okay, what
are you doing?
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Who is it from?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I read it from Colleen. They don't even say their
last name. I read it.
Speaker 15 (28:00):
And do you know Colleen lunchbox?
Speaker 6 (28:03):
That's what I've been corresponding with I've never met her. Mike,
come over, look this, Yeah, what.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Are we doing?
Speaker 16 (28:12):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
You can just give a just a generic standard.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
What do you mean interesting? How interesting can it be?
It's yes or no?
Speaker 15 (28:26):
Well, no that's not true. It could be.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
We're down to the wire.
Speaker 15 (28:30):
We've got two people we love. You're one of them,
and now we need.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
To face off. How much do you want this job?
Speaker 6 (28:35):
Man? I want it. I got it. It would be
so fun.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Okay, without any further ado.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Can I see it?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
No, I want you to experience it. From Colleen to
lunchbox subject in stadium host yep, hey, lunchbox comment. First
of all, I want to say thank you so much
for your mission and interest.
Speaker 15 (29:05):
First of all, I want to thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Second all, we want to welcome you to the team.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Man, there's a coming there.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Okay, hold on, There is no but in this entire email,
so it's an end.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Let's end.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
First of all, I want to thank you for your
submission and interest for the inn stadium host opportunity at
Nashville Soccer Club. Boom oh, I got it. However, no, see,
we really we really do appreciate you taking the time
to apply and after further conversations between the powers that be,
that's right, we have decided.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yes, let's go to.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Move forward with an internal applicant.
Speaker 15 (29:52):
No, internal is the worst.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Internal.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
We do appreciate you taking the time to fly away.
Hope that we can work together on something in the future.
Best Colleen, like.
Speaker 8 (30:03):
Maybe get him with a couple mins sandwich.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
They killing music.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
She did compliments now with him that that's the only
reason that I can see you not getting it was
they had somebody in mind already and they just had
to post a job.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
And that's what you said from the beginning. But just
that does you should feel good about that because internal
is hard to be hold on.
Speaker 18 (30:24):
So if they had someone in mind, you have to
post a job though, no, no, post the job, fine, but
then why have me do another round of things like
sending videos?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Also a great question.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Maybe that's what made that.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yeah, maybe it was between you and somebody in and
they saw your second video and they're like this, dude, no,
no chance, Let's go with the internal guy.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
I don't want anyway.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
No, that's not true.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Be late at night, late night, I'm.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
Busy, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Well, hey, don't say that because what if something happens
to internal guys.
Speaker 10 (30:53):
No, No, I'm not a second fiddle internal.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I've been second fed on many times and it turned
into great things. Yeah, I don't know about that. Talk
about that.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Okay, well maybe I won't be sloppy seconds.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
But I don't call himself that. But I hear you. Yeah,
oh man, sorry, dude.
Speaker 15 (31:07):
That could be his Could you be his understand.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Would be his assistant? Go and be his assistant, like
chase him around and like carry his mike cables and stuff.
Speaker 10 (31:16):
The next man something you're called to the stake, then
you will be internal.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
You're that guy.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
Yeah, you're But here's the bad part. Yeah, but I've
been telling my kids you.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Have to step telling your kids you guys have tell
them going on a cruise, you gotta star, telling them
you're gonna be the guy in the mic.
Speaker 10 (31:33):
Oh, because I was like yeah, and they're like, oh, Dad,
does that mean we'll finally get to go on the field.
And I'm like, oh, probably no, no, because like all
the players kids run on the field after the game,
and I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
You're not the player, Jennifer. Oh man, your thoughts.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I think they made a mistake me too, but I think,
you know, he should definitely keep trying for stuff.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
You know, like you should be a guy like your
local kids games and then send videos that you're doing
that's true, like a bullhorn. I'm here down and you
bring like your own T shirts to the you know.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
What they say, what they rejection is redirection, and Bobby
has a plan for you.
Speaker 15 (32:17):
You need to go to your kids.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Kids games and do the halftime.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
All right, Well, thank you for letting us be a
part of your process.
Speaker 10 (32:24):
Lunchmarks My question, like do I email her and be like, yes, absolutely, say.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
Hey man, thanks for nothing.
Speaker 15 (32:31):
You want to keep the door.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I wouldn't email it right now.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
But he should reply and be like, I thank you
for the opportunity to do this, Like what opportunity.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I wouldn't email right now. Don't email right now. Take
a breath. It could be next, next day or so
be like, hey, awesome, totally get it. But if anything happens,
love to be a part of the team someday.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Okay, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Let's play this. Sorry, sorry dude, Yeah, that's tough one.
I've been there a bunch of times. Are you embarrassed?
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (32:59):
Because really the only reason I was senting guys emails
like there's no chance, like, I mean, they get the
publicity of me that gets such a huge easy gigge huge.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Yeah, and the internal guy is.
Speaker 10 (33:10):
But my wife kept telling me, I mean, of course
they want.
Speaker 15 (33:12):
You well, and we all thought they should want you to.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
With someone internal. Yeah, okay, thank you. TikTok users shared
a heartwarming story about uber driver, and I like that
because every time Morgan talks about uber driver, it's a
creepy story. So we like to have some wholesome uber
drivers because I know they're out there. In this story,
this uber driver like jumped in and acted like her
dad because he didn't want somebody to screw over, like
(33:39):
on the price of a car quote, like he listened
to this clip.
Speaker 17 (33:42):
Okay, okaye, don't worry about it and eye and to
be doing it next time when you do the change,
pay for the order change on this quote come on.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Page.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
So he knew she was getting screwed over.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
So he's like, I'm her dad, will tell me that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
And this seems like an old changed place. Yeah that's
a mechanic shop. Yeah yeah, So you know those guys
are gonna try to get your for. Thing gets you for.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
So the Uber driver was taking her like to her
car that had had some work on it, because she
didn't have her car, and then Uber driver stepped in
to be like, no, no, no, this is not right,
and they were like, oh, good point.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
So I thought that's pretty good. Good for her for
going with it. I'd have been like, what are you doing,
uber driver? Get away from me.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
So Morgan, do you have.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Any Uber stories?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah? I do have one.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Is it a wholesome one?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I don't think someone?
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
So I was in an Uber I was not by
myself this time. I was with some girlfriends and this
Uber driver had a sermon plane the whole time.
Speaker 8 (34:48):
Now you think of sermon wholesome, cool, whatever, No, no, no,
this sermon was about how if you gone and drink,
which we were going to go do, you're this horrible
human being and you're a terrible woman. And it proceeded
to go even further down that path of like women
should not be doing anything independent of their men, and
it just when I tell you, like, for twenty minutes,
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we felt so incredibly uncomfortable. We didn't know what to
do because clearly this man feels a certain way about women,
especially women who like to go out and have fun
with their friends.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
By the time we got out of the car, all
of us looked at each other and we're like, do
we need to like go to church? What's wrong with us?
Speaker 4 (35:25):
The sermon he was playing was anti drinking.
Speaker 8 (35:28):
Anti drinking, anti women doing anything outside of their man,
anti women being women, and just anti women.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
I'm surprised that he is able to continue doing that
because people don't give him bad reviews after they get out.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Right, because if like this is his thing, like he
loves picking up women that are going out and he's like,
can't wait to.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Play, well, well, he has to pick with the women he
picks up.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
No, but when women get in he's like, sweet, I
get to turn.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
On my sermon, yeah, like I'm really going to show
him here, yeah, and try to change their bad I'm
surprised that he doesn't get bad reviews from the women
that keep him from being able to be an uber driver.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Did you give hi a bad review? I did.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I gave him two stars. I couldn't do one. I
was too nice, but I did give him two. And
on top of.
Speaker 8 (36:09):
That, guys, he also like hot box the car, like
it was so hot in there.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
I think he was like putting the heat on us
on purpose.
Speaker 8 (36:14):
When I looked down, he turned it up hot and.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Sorry. Well the groundwork of like, if you don't listen
to this, you're going to hell.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Oh he's making it hell in the car, it was
I didn't go that many steps ahead.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
No, it was seventy degrees outside this beautiful day. We
get in this car, it is on eighty.
Speaker 8 (36:34):
And he turned it up as we were in the vehicle,
like we are sweating.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Did you get to the bar and go maybe we
shouldn't drink so much because of the sermon we heard.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
No, I think we did the exact opposite.
Speaker 8 (36:44):
We're like, we're gonna go rage tonight because that was
inappropriate and it.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Yeah, did you tip him?
Speaker 15 (36:49):
No?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Good? But why not go one star if you're gonna
go too?
Speaker 13 (36:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I just one star is really hard for me. I
don't know why. I try really hard not to be
that mean. It's like, well, you have room for improvement.
I guess you can be not a jerk about women.
Do y'all ever get nervous though? Like they know where
you live?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Well, he doesn't really stand there. You can click on
what they see. So unless they're like remembering every place
or writing it down, no, I don't.
Speaker 4 (37:16):
Okay, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I'm scared of everybody retaliating for every single thing.
Speaker 10 (37:22):
It's time for.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
The good news.
Speaker 19 (37:24):
How much box.
Speaker 10 (37:29):
Joseph Williams is a firefighter with the Lewistown, Pennsylvania Fire Department.
Twenty five years old. He wasn't feeling well. Goes to
the doctor and they said, hey, man, you got kidney disease.
He's like, oh no, and he had to go on dialysis.
Needed a donor, so he reached out to his buddies
in the fire department. They all went and got tested
and a dude at his firehouse was a match. They
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don't even known each other a year. He said, I
don't even my kidney to my fellow firefighter.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
Yeah, ed you like this?
Speaker 6 (37:57):
I love that?
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (37:58):
So on March twentieth, they went in at sixty teen am,
did a little cutting one kidney from him and boom,
Joseph got his kidneys.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Little cutting, a little placing. Yeah he is that.
Speaker 10 (38:09):
And now Tyler and Joseph are both recovering and they're.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Firefighters for life. That's an awesome story.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Where do we stand on Eddie saying he wants to
give a kidney because it came in and said he
was too old, and didn't someone call and say that's
not true?
Speaker 4 (38:20):
No, that was plasma. That sounds plasma kidney. He's okay
or not out plasma by bone marrow. I was too
old to donate my bone marrow kidney. I can still
do it. Got it's making sure he's still on the table. Okay,
So if you guys ever need one, I'm here for you.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
He's not on the operating table, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
He said he just wants to do it for anybody randomly,
but then he backs away every time.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, so now you're just saying only if it's one
of us. I mean it was one of you guys,
no doubt, I know. But you've always said you can't
wait to do it for somebody randomly. I said, that'd
be really cool to donate a kidney anyway, A great story.
Speaker 10 (38:51):
What the name is gonna lech f Tyler Smith is
the one that donated the kidney, and Joseph Williams is
the one that got the kidney, and I said, I mean,
you know you can talk about a fire hood.
Speaker 4 (38:59):
Firefighters was a brotherhood.
Speaker 6 (39:01):
I mean that proves it.
Speaker 4 (39:02):
You can make the news though. You want to be
on the news.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Yeah, I don't know. Kidney's a big deal.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
Man was being on local news. According to you, I'd.
Speaker 10 (39:11):
Rather tip fifty dollars at the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
That ain't getting you on there, buddy. All right, great story,
that's what it's all about. That was telling me something good. Now,
time for the Morning Corny.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
The Morning Corny, how do you get a chicken to
read your blog?
Speaker 4 (39:29):
How do you get a chicken to read your blog?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Cluck blap, no.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Bait, cluck bait. Not like.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
That's hard to say.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
That was the morning Corny.
Speaker 16 (39:48):
Wake up, Wake up in the mall and the radio
and the dogs Ready out box more Game two School
to Steve Bran.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
How it trying to put you through back?
Speaker 16 (40:05):
He's running his wigs. Next bit, and Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 11 (40:08):
So you know what this.
Speaker 15 (40:13):
Me? The Bobby Ball.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
There's a clip going around the internet.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Brooks and Dunn are playing and Ronnie Dunn, who's the
lead singer during the encore, just kind of stops singing
and then kind of taps his chest and walks off
in the middle of boot scoot and boogie. Now, I'm
gonna play the audio and it's just from someone's phone,
so you're gonna hear any singing, and then all of
a sudden, he just kind of goes away in the background,
keeps singing.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
So people were concerned. They're like, what happened?
Speaker 1 (40:54):
So I texted him and just asked, okay, yeah, my
friend had texted me. Does Bob know what happened?
Speaker 4 (41:01):
So he's fine.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
He says he let himself get dehydrated after he was
already sick, so he said he got a bunch of fluids.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
The next day, he said, moral of the story drink water.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
So one, he wasn't angry.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
That was the first rumor going around that done of
Brooks and Dunns stormed off stage.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
And then two it was he got so sick? Is
he okay now?
Speaker 2 (41:23):
And so official breaking news, breaking news.
Speaker 4 (41:29):
He's okay. Dehydration and he says, drink water.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
I feel like that was like every star or like
pop star ish, like every twenty year old like Lindsay
Lohan back in the day, remember, and they would have
these episodes they would always blame it on dehydration and exhaustion, but.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
That really wasn't dehydration.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
I want everybody to know, this is dehydration. Yes, yeah,
like Ronnie's seventy one, he can still go hard, but
that's dehydration.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
I have another one. This is a woman who works
in HR.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
She's going viral because she's listing all the things that she's.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Had to fire people for. And so here are some
of the weirdest. Here's the clip.
Speaker 16 (42:06):
One.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
Go ahead.
Speaker 19 (42:07):
First guy was napping in his car from ten am
till almost one every single day. He had been doing
this for like four months straight. He was a new hire,
and I don't know why he thought it was okay
to do it, but I ended up firing him. Had
a guy who worked in food services who was like
smearing his poop on the walls of the bathroom and
then we weren't sure if he was washing his hands
or not, but he was working in food services. So
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Nick sat real quick. But he got fired because he
wouldn't stop. Fired a lady for threatening her coworker that
she was going to shoot her. And she actually brought
in a baby gun when she did this and did
shoot it.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Just not at the coworker the.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Poop thing they had to fin hm, because he wouln't stop.
How about because he did it.
Speaker 12 (42:42):
Once and don't worry about washing hand he did it.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Her name is Sonny Lena. Kay. Here's one more clip.
Speaker 13 (42:51):
An employee had just gotten a verbal warning, so not
even like a written anything, just a verbal warning about
stealing company supplies because he was literally loading cases of
toilet paper into his vehicle.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
This was like twenty twelve. I guess he got really
upset about the.
Speaker 13 (43:05):
Verbal warning even though it wasn't a write up, and
he ended up walking out of his office, went straight
into We had this big glass meeting room in the
middle of the office where all the execs were meeting.
Turn around, literally dropped his pants and stuck his butt
against the window.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Oh not quick guy either, So a lot of butt
butts up.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
Where does she work?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Yeah, like I was thinking, probably not a place with
a big glassroom and executives.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
But I guess so ever been fired, not laid off? Fired?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Okay, you know, getting fired is tough, especially nowadays because
they really got to pay per trail.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
You ray, you ever got fired?
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Telemarketing, They said that I was rude to customers. I
had more than three strikes against me. So because of that,
they determinate me. How would they fire you back?
Speaker 7 (43:51):
Then?
Speaker 3 (43:51):
Pulling an office or just send you an email. I
went in an office was like three execs with the company.
They played some of my audio back and I go
and they said do you think you were rude in
And I said, yeah, it was pretty bad on that
and they then played others. I listened to like ten
of my calls, and all of them if it wasn't
a sale, I really didn't care to talk to the person.
Speaker 4 (44:08):
I only wanted to upsell.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Wait, they played your calls back, so we're recording this
quality assurance.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
They quality assured you. Yeah, all of the calls were Wait.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Okay, Bobby, we need to reenactment like via customer, how
I would like.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
To buy the new I'm calling because I have a
problem with my cable. Okay, we can handle that. Let's
also get you to tied in with some HBO and
some cinemats. How does that sound? Uh?
Speaker 4 (44:26):
No, no, no, I literally just have a problem. It's
entirely free.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
I don't know why you wouldn't want it, and I
might later, but I just need one wanting to add
it to your account and then let's do it.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Man, I can't take this anymore.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Oh, I'm gonna add it and we'll deal with it later.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
I heard me clear my throat there on the air.
I was trying to shotgun this water. How do people
shotguns stuff?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Well, that's a skill.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
No one's shotguns walking, And I was trying to and
I got it caught in my throat right before it
went on, and I saw the white come on, and
I still couldn't help me go.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yeah, you either needed to be an illuminum can and
you poke a hole in it the key, or you
need a funnel or something like not a plastic water bundle.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
No, but I see people do it at games all
the time.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
Like they go to Preds games, people.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
Grabbed the cup and go oh oh, and like they
open their throat.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Okay, Morgan, how do they do this?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah, you nail that right at the end. You have
to open your throat.
Speaker 8 (45:16):
It's part of like you kind of subconsciously.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Close your throat when he starts to swallow things, and you.
Speaker 8 (45:21):
Literally have to like mind drink yourself to like open
your throat.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
I know that sounds crazy.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
I tried just now that water. I don't recommend it
to just yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Well, yeah, I'm texting with Ronnie un right now because
he was like, I just didn't drink enough water. And
he's like it's overblown, like out of proportion. How people
thought either he was, you know, sick and dying or
leaving Brooks and down.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
He's like, no, I just set.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
I had been sick and was dehydrated and it was
the encore and I was like.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
Oh, I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
So yeah, that's what a weird way for people to think.
Like he would handle his anger if he was upset,
like he would just really walk off stage in the
middle of people.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Do that, but he like padded to the audience's chest
like he did a very light Okay, guys, I now quit.
Speaker 4 (46:01):
Okay the real news.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Recent studies have found that whenmen marry, they work harder
and do better financially than single men.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
They are also less likely to hang.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Out in bars, to abuse alcohol or drugs, or engage
in illegal activities. They spend time with relatives, they're involved
in religious and community activities. They are more responsible and
involved at working at home. This is for the case
for marriage by Linda J. Wade and Maggie Gallagher. So
I would say most good marriages have that.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Sure, Yeah, well, I think men have an innate sense
of or a feeling to provide.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yeah, I hear it.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
When you get the opportunity to provide, you get better
at it.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Yeah, I hear you about that.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
But still there are still married guys I know that
don't do that.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
Yeah, they just really they put they go the opposite direction.
I know those guys too.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
I feel like it has done this to me in
many ways. I don't know if I work harder. I
think I work smarter because now I have to work
equally as hard to have time for my wife, which
I never had to prioritize. It was just all about me.
I think what I says do better financially. I don't
(47:09):
just throw willing nilly money at stupid stuff anymore. Baseball
sometimes sometimes sometimes, but I think about it at least
a second time before I do that. So yeah, I
just think generally, responsibility brings on having to have multi
layered thoughts about life, and that happens apparently with men
when they marry. A flight attendant reveals the worst spot
(47:30):
on a plane if you're prone to motion sickness, and
how to combat it. This is from the New York Post, which,
by the way, I get terrible motion sickness. I'm talking
about in an elevator. If I don't look at the
buttons and it goes more than ten ten floors, I
get motion sick Oh.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
But if you look at the buttons, it helps.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
If I have a fixed eye line, yes, if we're
going a couple floors, it's fine. If I'm walking and scrolling,
I will get sick passenger sick. So anywhere I can
get sick, But I've never gotten sick on a plane.
Not getting sick on a plane. I don't get motion
stick on an airplane. Turbulence is bound to happen just
about every flight, says this flight attendant. And they say
(48:06):
never book a seat at the back of the plane
if you're sensitive and get motion sick on flights, because
the back of the plane feels it more.
Speaker 4 (48:15):
The front hits it, but the back of the plane longer.
It's kind of a whip.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
So if you can when you're booking, book front or.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
Middle, and if you really can dial in and get near.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
A wing, yeah, wings are stable.
Speaker 4 (48:31):
A couple drift.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
It's what they call the couples going to bed at
the same night every night, same time. Yeah, yeah, same time.
The Gobmin insuit has this, and so when couples get married,
maybe they don't and then slowly they drift into going
to bed around the same time. We do this. But
I think because we're both lame, I don't really think
(48:54):
it's a drift thing more than it's she likes to
go to bed early. She likes to wake up early
and be active in the morning. I hate to bed early.
I hate waking up in the morning, but I have
to for this job. So it wasn't really marriage that
did this, but I can see it happening Eddie.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
You guys, my wife kind of makes me go to
bed when she goes to.
Speaker 12 (49:12):
Bed, because like, if I had my way, I would
just stay downstairs for another two hours watch TV.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
But she's like, we're going to bed, so I joined her.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
You know what, back that first story marriage changes, man, Yeah, yeah,
I agree. Yes, that first story though it says they
spent time with the relatives were often involved in But yeah,
I would say even the relatives thing, like I if
I'm not like texting with my in laws or that
kind of counts. Like, I watched all three Razor Back
softball games this weekend. Maybe wouldn't have watched all three,
(49:40):
but my brother in law coaches. I probably would have
watched two out of the three. But yeah, like, and
I also think about, outside of my wife, when's the
next time we can all hang out again. That's cool
for her but also for me, But yeah, I think
I naturally do that. Now. TikTok remains accessible in the
United States from Apple Insider. Apple's been given permission to
(50:02):
keep TikTok in the app store for another seventy five days.
It did come up, and they were just going to
kick the can a little bit and decide again later
if they're going to kick them out, they will not
kick them out and they'll never kick them out. The
weather was really bad here again, not tornadoes, a lot
of rain and flash flooding. For like my friends and
my sister in Arkansas, it's just flooding like crazy. There
(50:24):
were if you go through all the states, nineteen people died.
And now this goes back from the past few days,
but there were tornado watches and warnings all across Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Tennessee.
Record breaking rainfall in Tennessee. But I'm very fortunate that
(50:44):
our place didn't flood. We have friends there's water like
either almost in their house or some of the businesses
near them have water in the floor.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
But we got lucky that we didn't get that in Arkansas. No,
we as in me in Thenville here.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Okay, I thought you meant your I don't know. I
thought you meant in Arkansas.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
No, you mean me and the whole state of Arkansas.
We didn't get flooded here. But there there's flooding like
seven minutes from our house. I mean, it just never
stopped raining. It didn't like ever.
Speaker 4 (51:12):
You're on a hill. I want to hell. Thankfully, So
we didn't get any flooding.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
But my power went out for a long time.
Speaker 4 (51:19):
Our internet went out.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Oh no, no, what to do?
Speaker 4 (51:22):
I just tethered to my phone. Did you panic?
Speaker 15 (51:25):
No?
Speaker 6 (51:26):
But we were.
Speaker 4 (51:26):
Watching the severe weather on TV.
Speaker 2 (51:28):
We just like and so because the guys on YouTube
do awesome here and so all we did a screen
share the phone to the television and so also local
news stop breaking in every five seconds for just rain.
Speaker 4 (51:39):
I'm trying to watch basketball.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
Watch a basketball game, and like it's like they're.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
Time to shine for death.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
No it's not.
Speaker 4 (51:47):
It was it was rain only this day.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
If it's tornado warning, I get it.
Speaker 4 (51:51):
It's just rain.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
It was kind of crazy rain.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
No stop it.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
So anyway, our internet went out and you just now
you can just to your phone signals. We just did that.
I'm sure my phone bill is gonna be seven hundred
dollars because of the data. I streamed a whole I
streamed the whole television show on just my phone.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
I also would like to petition to change it. Uh,
tornado warning and tornado watch. Can we just make them
completely different because I could confused.
Speaker 4 (52:15):
Which they are different?
Speaker 1 (52:17):
I know they are different, but the w's like watch
in morning. I can't remember which ones. Which. Can we
just be like tornado bad, bad, bad, tornado just kind
of bad.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Well, remember, like this tornado watch, you're just watching for
the possibility.
Speaker 4 (52:31):
Okay, there could be a tornado in the future.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
Warning warning sound the alarm. But warning doesn't even mean
one is touchdown, but it means the conditions are there
for a tornado. Just remember this warning is worse than watch.
More letters worse.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
I get that. And right now, in this moment, I
will remember that next time it rolls around and'll be like,
which one's whitch?
Speaker 4 (52:52):
Remember this?
Speaker 6 (52:53):
Warning?
Speaker 1 (52:53):
Warning, warning, warning, warning, safe place.
Speaker 4 (52:57):
I didn't say safe place, but.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
If it's a warning, we probably should be a nartic place.
Speaker 6 (53:00):
But now you're in.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
I'm just saying warning to make it sound like an alarm.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
Okay, and then watch just just watch, just watching out. Yeah,
we're just chilling. We're watching. Okay, that helps me.
Speaker 4 (53:11):
I'll TVD that's the news. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (53:14):
Bobby's Bobby Bones Showrry Up to Day.
Speaker 10 (53:21):
This story comes us from Nashville, Tennessee. An officer was
out doing regular patrol when he pulls up and he
sees a car without a license plate and he's like,
that's weird.
Speaker 6 (53:30):
Let me pull him over.
Speaker 20 (53:32):
Woooo h oh high speed chase. Cop loses him and
he's like, man, I can't find him. Takes a left
down the street and he goes, is that them at
the gas station.
Speaker 6 (53:43):
Putting the air in their tire? They stopped in the middle
of the pursuit get air in their tire. That's when
they got busted in.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
When they got away too. I don't think I could
get away with a car chasing me. If cars are equal,
I don't think I can drive strategically enough to get
away in a chase. I do think if you gave
me fifteen minutes, you went fine me for two.
Speaker 15 (54:00):
Days, Like you need that headstart.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
And you ever see Ultimate Hide and Seek? Yeah, I'll
be awesome at that, Like I watch it on my TikTok.
I don't know you give me fifteen minutes to run
and hide. I don't think anybody find me.
Speaker 10 (54:10):
And I don't know how they lose a cop car
because they're like specially souped up to go super fast.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
I think even if I had especially swooped up, I
couldn't get away from a cop car. But on foot.
If everybody's on foot, any finding me?
Speaker 15 (54:22):
Well, yeah, that's true. I was thinking, what if you
get a flat tire?
Speaker 2 (54:25):
Well, I stopped tying my shoe and that's when they
find me. Okay, lunch Box, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead
story of the day. Here's a voicemail from Isaac in Virginia.
Speaker 7 (54:34):
I'm listening to Eddie and Morgan put chairs together. Morgan
is complaining about not knowing she can bring tools from home,
but seemed to remember there was.
Speaker 5 (54:45):
A tire change contest and she brought a jack from
home jack not the one that came in the car,
something like that, so she should know.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
I was scrutinized for letting Eddie use his tools, but
I never said he couldn't, and then I did pull
them away early, but he did win. And Eddie's chair
sitting here all made up from wayfair and Morgan's chair
looks sad.
Speaker 4 (55:09):
My chair would would you sit on Morgan's right now?
Speaker 2 (55:11):
No, that's an injury way to happen, but I think
it needs we should at least fix the chair. Finish
the job, Morgan. Any response to that guy?
Speaker 15 (55:19):
Yeah, No, I did not bring a jack from home.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
It was a jack that was in my car.
Speaker 8 (55:22):
It looked bigger than lunchboxes because I had a jeep
and he had a car, so that would.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
Be why when you compared sizes his smaller. Yes, that's
exactly what got it.
Speaker 15 (55:36):
So I did not bring anything from home.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
I feel bad I shouldn't let Eddie hat, but I
can't because it's done. It does, it's done, It's okay,
and I guys, I just can you finish your chair? Though,
because that looks really sad.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
But like I thought, Amy was gonna take it home
and just use it.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
You think you did? Like legs together? Guys, we're done.
Thanks to Wayfair again for sending us the chairs to
put together.
Speaker 4 (56:02):
Do you want me to finish putting it together? It'd
be awesome.
Speaker 2 (56:05):
Thank you guys. We'll see tomorrow. Biby Bobby Bones The
Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang by
Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at red Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones.
My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening
(56:26):
to the podcast.
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Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
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Mike D
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