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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Transmitting America.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
This welcome to Monday Show Morning Studio.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Morning is super Bowl week. We're gonna play the Bobby feud.
What's the best super Bowl food? So we rolled the
dice before the show started.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Amy goes first. There are ten answers on the board.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Two thousand Americans were asked what's the best super Bowl food?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Amy?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Wings?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Show me wings. That is the number two answer?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Congratulations, Sliders, burgers.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I need to answer.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Burgers.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Show me burgers. Slibers is on there, lunchbox over to you.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Chips and salsa, show me some salsa.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yes, number four answer, Okay, give me pizza. How about it?
Number one answer, oh.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Wow, number one, give me. Oh, it's gonna be too specific.
I gotta be specific.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Give me some seven layer dip.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Wow, that's verry, give me seven layer dip.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I don't know how to describe Eddy.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Two thousand Americans were asked what's the best Super Bowl food?
Pizza is at one, wings are at two, and tortilla,
chips and salsa is at four.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
IM just gonna throw this out there. What about sliders?
Sliders on there? It's crazy, ask though, is it yes?
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Number eight answer?
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Oh, that's amazing, Thank you, Amy, You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, let's go cake big like a shape of football,
you know? Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Interesting? How about it? Round one is over points, not doubled.
The best super Bowl food may not chose?
Speaker 6 (02:13):
Show it.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Number three? Answer for six points?
Speaker 8 (02:17):
Good job?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Okay? Hot dogs?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Uh dogs, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Pizza wings, nachos, chips and sausa and sliders off the board.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Over the lunchbox.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
Yeah, man, I'm struggling here. I'm gonna give me. I'm
gonna give me cookies. Were gonna give him cookies?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I have a right. You have the bond over what
you have?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Two teams?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You have a cookie? Popcorn? You know, sit down and
watch a game. Ever been to a Super Bowl putty
of popcorn?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I remember?
Speaker 9 (03:01):
Not your heater?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Oh really you're missing out?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Final round here? Five raw four five?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Broth the board, Amy, Amy's got eight points, Eddie's got
eight points.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Lunchbox, that's five?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Okay. Chips and guawk.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Show me chips and guacamole.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
What can you eat at a Super Bowl party?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Geez?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
What? Eight layer?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (03:29):
Eight layer dip?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Stop? I thought that was gone.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Six layer dip?
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Give me ribs? Hey, you're on the grill, I get
it cooking them.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Show me a rack of rib What's I didn't have
that on? Dude, Edie, get one?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
You win.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
All you need is one good and ribs is out?
Speaker 9 (03:51):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
And seven layer dip pizza wings leg it's not legit,
thank you. Go to the list. Rips are legit too,
But this is a super Bowl play.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
A slider is a burger, but it is not.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
A burger is not a slider. Not every burger is
a slider. Yellow car, she's been issued one. One more
and she'll be getting a red card. Is every burger
a slider? Excuse me exactly, Eddie, you're not gonna go
down the list.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Pizza wings, nachos, chips and sausa sliders for the wind.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
I mean I feel like the chips and sausa is
one little combo right there, so you have to go.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Is it the salsa dip though? Like I feel like
chips and dips?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Three seconds? Show me bean dip?
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Even?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Wait, you get one more guests? Yeah, because well to
me and Eddie are tied. Lunchboxes out you too, you
get one more gay whatever?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I just find chips just chips, huh? Do you want
me to be specific?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:00):
What really?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah? Okay, how about that Ray? How about that Eddie?
Let's go down the list?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Okay, no, no, do we just call it TIMEO was
on the list?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
But shouldn't get that? No, she didn't get it. Potato chips,
corn chips, jalapeno poppers, pigs in a blankets, and Buffalo
chicken dip.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
There's the dip.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Went six layers too deep.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I didn't make the list. You guys are all haters.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The list for Buffalo Chicken dip, well said the super
Bowl party.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Thank you YouTube tie. No music will be played.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
You both just kind of annoyed me too, Or do
you want to play both songs at the same time.
That would be annoying as well. That would totally fit.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Sin Anna a sin bar.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Here's a question to because.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Little Man.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Hello, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I have a friend who hates surprise parties, and his
girlfriend is currently planning him a thirtieth surprise party, despite
him expressing over the years to her and our entire
friend group to never throw him a surprise party. So
now I want to tip him off about the party.
Sounds like it's going to be a whole big deal.
And I can see him being miserable, but she thinks
even though he hates him, a thirtieth deserves a surprise party.
(06:44):
Would you tip off a friend or a family member
who hated surprise parties if you knew someone was throwing
them one signed the surprise killer. The answer is, mind
your own business.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's not a youth thing.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
This is a two person thing, and everyone else is connected.
But the two who people are one the person whose
birthday it is two the person who's throwing the party,
which is his girlfriend, the closest person to him. Let
that relationship decide if there should be as a prize
party or not. She has decided it. He will get it.
(07:17):
If he's miserable, that's on her. But it's not up
to you to ruin it or in any way to
tip them off. Maybe if you had a heart condition
and surprise is gonna kill them, But other than that,
it's not your business.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Everybody stop getting everybody's business.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I feel like I'm hat someve emails lately where I'm like,
what is up with everybody wanting to get into everybody
else's business.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Unless somebody's gonna be hurt get out of everybody's business.
And I understand, you know the person, so you want
to do what they think would be best, but you
don't know what would be best. And also you're not
the number one in that relationship, in that battery. You're
like an outside of the battery. So get out of
their business. You're doing it from place love. I can
respect that, but this is not for you, Amy.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
No, I totally agree. Not your business. Let them do
their thing.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
And if they want to react to the person that
through it, after it happens and they're upset or who knows,
they may have the time of their life and it
might be the best thing that ever happened to them
and they had no idea how much they love surprises.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
And then you're going to go and ruin it if
you say something.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Just get out of their business.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
In general, everybody, take it today and find whose business
you're in when you shouldn't be in it, and get
out of it.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, youase identify one situation.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, maybe you're avoiding something in your own life.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, loser, I'm sorry now now I'm going the wrong way,
all right, close it up. Lunchbox's kid made him a
bracelet bracelet's pink and peach and has little hearts and stuff.
Lunchbox does not want to wear the bracelet. But what
does he say to you every day?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Dad?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Did you forget to wear the bracelet? Because I didn't
see it in any of the videos. How old is he?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
He's four, so smart enough to know what's up watching videos.
His dad's not wearing him the bracelet that he made.
You were a little upset he wanted to make bracelets anyway?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Yeah, it was my Christmas present. He made me a bracelet.
I mean I thought that was a little weird because
he got a bracelet making kit and made it and okay, whatever,
and then he gives it.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
To me and wants me to actually wear it.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Is even like come on, man, Like I'm a dude
and I'm not supposed to bear a chick bracelet.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
So you have your wife talking about this, Yeah, my.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Wife came to me last night and was just started
talking about the bracelet.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
What about my street cred?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Like that's ridiculous, But what do you mean your street
cred is?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
Okay? I mean, our reputation is all we have, right,
just wear it like out the door so you can
see that it's on you.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
But then when you like take it off when you
get in the car, you know, put it on when
you film a video, and he'll think you were it
all day. I just worry.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
I guess you.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Worried someone will see you walking out the door of.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
The Yeah, I kind of don't you think it looks
kind of sissy though, No, we made.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
It for you.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
He loves it and you should love it.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
All right, let's go make out.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Hey, what's your street cred? By the way, I'm just
curious what you think your street cred is.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
I just think people look at me as like a
leader and like a man's man and rough and tough
and not wearing like pink and pearl bracelet that you're
you know what I mean, Like they could see you
wearing that like me. Yeah, I would wear it without
(10:18):
a kid making it for me, because you're more feminine
and I am more masculine.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
I have a lot of testosterone, and.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
People would not they would they would look at me
differently if they saw me wearing that bracelet. So after
that talk, you know, I realized, Okay, so I'm thinking
of the next couple of days, I'll bring it in
and we won't make a big deal out of it, and
I'll just flash it at the camera a.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Couple of times.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
That way, only people that saw the video, I'll ruin
my cred with them.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
But we don't have to say about anything about it
on air, so all of our listeners don't know that
I'm wearing it.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
What if you did this, and I'm not saying this
is the right, appropriate or honest thing to do, but
if you actually broke that one and asked me to
make another one, but the other one was like blue
or something that you would wear, well.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
The only problem is the kid has the same beads,
Like I'd have to go buy a whole new bracelet
making kit.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
That's the color was a part of it. Isn't that
blue beads in it? No, you got a kid of
all pink and peach. It's pink, peach and pearls PPP. Yeah,
I'd wear I'm just confused. A wet street crowd. You
think you have it?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Who thinks you're way masculine or a leader?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
But the millions of people that listen to this show, he.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Just start crying. He's getting so emotional, he's gonna cry.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
I was thinking we could even shoot a fake video,
Like if we could just act like we're doing a
segment and I could send him the video of that,
you text it to him or what I send it
to my wife, like here, show them this video, and
it'd be all of us in the studio talking like
we're really doing something. But it never goes on air.
In our listener's note, never know that I wore the bracelet.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
We're at tomorrow and we'll do a couple of segments
with it on you, okay, and we won't say anything.
We'll do a couple of segments with it on you.
All right, sounds good.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Ten years ago, go this dad in Pennsylvania wanted to
teach his five year old how to ice skate and
didn't everywhere to ice skate, so he built a rink
in the winter in the backyard. Neighbors found out about it.
They're like, hey, man, can you do that every year?
So he'd finished this year, the tenth year in a row.
He built an ice skating rink in the backyard for
all the neighborhood kids that come play on.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
That Neighborhood's cool because the neighborhoods I lived in that
had been like, we're calling hoa, you can't do this anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
This is against the rules. Al Right he gotten to
find from h A.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, so shout out to that dad, because then he
did it for all the kids.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
And do all the kids come to one person's house?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Oh yeah, they come to his house and he has
a fire pit, so and parents can sit around the
fire pit and do what they call him s'mores, kids
skate and all I can think about is he must
have a big backyard.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
All I think about lawsuits like this.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Tell me something good, though, we gotta be on the
good side. We like it.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Good job, dude, that's awesome. That is what it's all about.
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
This is the greatest business idea I may have ever
heard of. This guy is launching a service where he
will be a quote villain for hire, meaning he'll come
and harash your girl.
Speaker 10 (13:05):
What oh this is good.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
He'll come.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
No, he'll come and steal something. It doesn't matter. And
you get to be the hero in front of everybody
and take him down.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
Can you beat him up?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Kind of wow, Like there, I don't think he wants
you to take a stick to his head.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
But yes, imagine this.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
You're kind of looked at as a whimp in front
of your girlfriend fiance wife. Okay, everybody stop looking at me, okay,
And all of a sudden, you want to prove that,
you know what, I'm not so wimpy. You hit the
guy up villain for hire twenty two bucks on weekdays
in the day, it looks like seventy bucks on weekday nights,
(13:43):
one hundred and fifty on weekends. If he has to
travel to you, you have to cover costs. He will come
be the agitator and you get to be the hero.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
This is awesome, okay, And then what happens when she
finds out one day you should hire member.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I think about a lie or you got to keep
lying forever, and it's very healthy you just lie forever.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
But let's just say she finds out and then you're like, oh, yeah,
I hired a guy so I could look great point,
you know, heroic in front of you.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I'm glad you asked that, because once she's married me,
she can't run. She wouldnt run away for just that
can divorce. So yeah, I mean you maybe you think
you want to, but all the like signing of papers
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
It's not worth that, and you can always say like
it was a joke and yet you didn't believe it.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
And then maybe you train in between and you learn
to beat up other people and then you're like, look
of people I beat up since then? Okay, but in reality,
you just hired more villain for hires.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yes, okay, we've already told you all that beating up
people is not attractive, though, so.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
This is awesome. He's twenty eight years old. You don't
think this is awesome, Like you don't read this and go,
what a great idea?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I mean, I just think it's a little ridiculous. I
don't know how much money he's actually going to make.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Villain for hire service that will allow clients to show
off their masculinity and make a big impression on their
partners or romantic crushes.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Doesn't it counter it out?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Though? You're not sure if you have to hire somebody
so you can show off your masculinity.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
That makes it worse counter any This must be what
it was like when it came when when the steamboat
was invented, like.
Speaker 10 (15:06):
Mark Twain and stuff.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
What I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Like I believe mister Fulton discovered the steamboat, like created
the steamboat or the printing press, and people looked at
it and.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Said, wow, inventions like blown.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Away whenever you see something that is just life altering
as far as creation, about like the light.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
Bulb, that's cool too, yeah, Internet.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Well, Robert Fulton and the steamboat was actually able to
like take things and move the port to port goods
and services.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
And it was big for it was industrially huge.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I'm just saying light bulb was big too. But I
think of Robert Fulton. He didn't get crazy.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
You think about Robert a lot.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, my name's Bobby.
Speaker 10 (15:43):
The airplane was pretty cool too.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
All of that is like this the first time they
heard about the Wright brothers. That's what I'm saying about
this guy. Twenty eight year old Shazzalie Solmon.
Speaker 10 (15:51):
Did say what he looks like, is he like tapped up?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Thank I'm glad you asked that. This is my favorite
story of the year so far. After being told that
has unkept long hair, biker clothing make him look like
a gang member, he was inspired to start a service
that relied on his physical appearance to make a profit.
He kind of looks like if he were in the
eighties rock band rat like, not super pretty like some
of the other eighties glam rockers, so not poison but
(16:17):
like one of the jv ones where they were kind
of ugly but still had the same look.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
What if he ends up getting killed?
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Oh hey, well then the guy took it too.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Far for twenty two bucks on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
For a feet clients set up a time in a
place where he shows up, picks on their partner or
commits the act, gives them a chance to intervene, and
then poses a hero or knight in shining armor. Oh man,
this is like the discovery of penicillin. That this is
up there with that m Oudity central with the story.
He even shows up smoking a cigarette.
Speaker 10 (16:47):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
He's Hispanics. He has this top button all the way button.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
Of course, it's perfect, and people are scared of us.
My wife always says that I look scary.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
No, she does.
Speaker 10 (16:56):
She does. She's like, I think what's good about you
is like you look scary.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
I'm like cool, You're like theler of humans.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
I don't think you like you're always smiling.
Speaker 10 (17:07):
I know that, but I smiling. Watch this, uh a
little and I'm bald too.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I think it if you button the top button.
Speaker 10 (17:17):
Of course you got to do that.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Hey, question about that, and like Hispanic culture, why just
the top button. That's just what the cholos did and explained.
I didn't know if I could say that word.
Speaker 10 (17:28):
Trolo is just a gang member, like a you know,
like a gangster.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
He suddenly know aboutlout.
Speaker 10 (17:33):
I grew up with trolos. I went to school.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I can say. I wasn't a Can I say that word?
How do you say too? I can't.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Cholo made him feel right, Sana, No, it's good. He
grew up on the Mexico border, so he was around correct.
But it didn't have to be one. Like I grew
up around a lot of gang members because our school
took them from the schools that got kicked out of.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
But I'm not a bloody I.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Tried to tell y'all that I had gang member all
the same.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yes it is.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
We were a melting pot.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
We had forty people in our class and like thirteen
of them were kicked out of other schools.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Right, okay, I'm just saying we were right in the
middle of.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
You trying to get in my cholo.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
I know he'll where to say, so, I don't know, dude,
they just button the top button. I really don't know
what started that, but that's just their style. This is
the greatest invention.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
If he lived near me, I would want to set
it up as a like a bit for my friends.
More so because my wife already knows I'm here. Man,
she's seen me do some crazy stuff. No she hasn't.
But like, let's say somebody comes up and I'm with
Eddie and Mike, and I was like, and then I
fight them, and you guys like, oh my god, you
come on the airn.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
That guy up? Yeah, shout out to this guy. It
doesn't only say how to get to a site.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Wow, it iss the buttoning of the top. It is
part of their cultural identity.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
But you can probably google it higher them.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
But you do. If he has to come to your town,
you have to pay for travel, the travel fees. The
cleaning lady here, Amy thinks I was asking her for
five hundred dollars. What I was confused, And so Eddie
was in the hallway with her. Somebody scamming as me
on social media to her, to her saying that I
(19:15):
need five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
I mean, isn't somebody in this room who is that?
Speaker 9 (19:18):
No?
Speaker 7 (19:18):
No, no, she she follows you on TikTok and she
said she got a d M from Bobby Bones, so one.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Of these fake accounts and shit.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
So she speaks.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Spanish mainly, so she talked. She called me over because
I speak Spanish. She's like, hey, will you look at this?
Is this Bobby? And I looked at it.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
And like, oh my gosh, No this is not Bobby, but.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I mean it looks like it could be Bobby.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I mean it's the account's got Bobby's face on it.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
What's well, that part is easy to run, but what's
the handle like at Bobby Bones to.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
It just says Bones on it. But but here here's
the pitch that they did, which is pretty interesting. So
they said it starts off very like, you know, conversation,
thanks for like listening.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
They know she works here with us.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
No, no, no, they probably sent it out to anybody that.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Follows you, a coincidence that would make her even more so.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Go.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Oh, he's he's asking me for money. I should help
him if I know him. Oh, I mean, I feel
so bad that this almost happened.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Go ahead. Crazy.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
So then, so here's the pitch. The whoever this is says,
thank you for being a fan. I appreciate you listening
to everything. And he says, I'm thrilled to announce that
I'm launching a brand new program to give back to
the people who have supported me throughout my career.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
So I'm launching a show just to give back. It's
not a show, it's a program, okay.
Speaker 7 (20:25):
And the program has a bunch of different You sign
up for five hundred dollars and you are a registered fan,
and with that membership.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
It's a fan club. What you get all of these perks,
Like this is a great idea. I start to write
it down for myself. Now go ahead.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
It says you get exclusive tickets for all my shows.
It says that you can enjoy some incredible benefits like gosh,
there's a whole list.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
I took a bunch of pictures. I feel so percentate.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Share of what I make.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Wait, why I give it a profit share of my check?
Speaker 6 (20:57):
Yeah, revenue.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
So this is an investment.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
It's oh my god, priority updates on anything I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
You get to know first.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
I hope nobody has bought this well, that's rude.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I hope so well, see I'm I'm just a little
torn right now. Like I hope that it's been so
in demand that so many people have bought it, But
then I don't anybody be taking advantage of so I
hope they haven't, right, But like the ego part of
me is like, man, I hope everybody sees this is
something they want to be a part of. But then
my heart is like, I hope nobody actually fell for it, right,
But the heart's heavier by one percent. So we're gonna guys,
if you get this, it is not real unless it
(21:30):
is my actual account, mister Bobby Bones, which is why
it's universal across all platforms, because some of them I
could have got Bobby Bones, but I did not want
it to be confusing. If there is no blue check mark,
it not even like a blue ring. That doesn't count
because I'll find little blue things to put up. It
doesn't matter if it's me or Gary LeVaux, col Swandell
(21:50):
maybe who knows, But other than that, it do not.
You're not in a relationship with Dirk Spentley. I'm not
asking you to be. I don't even call our listeners fans,
unless it's like some weird thing where they're like, what
do you say to your fans? Because I think our
listeners are like us more than they are like people
who look up to us.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
So I don't even say fan.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
So oh, I bet if she came to you that
she probably was thinking about it.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
She had a whole conversation and she was coming to
me just just to double check, like is this Bobby?
And I said, no, it's not Bobby. Do not pay
this person five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Wait, do you think she was? Wait, you're you're wondering
if she was actually considering things that.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
She was, if she's asking him about it, there was
a consideration, because why else would you even ask about it.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
You would just be like now not doing that.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
She was just to be a give a heads up
in a warning.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
That like, I don't think it was a warning of hey,
he's getting scammed. I think it was like is this real?
It was a double check? Will you double check for
me this?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
You know?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I mean, Bobby, she's in the.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Bathroom sometime we go yeah, so yeah, so we're very close.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
She's close to us. Yeah, she stands right around the
corner while We're in the bathroom going.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
You were going to offer you in quotes are offering
people profit share.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Let's go, dude, that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
What if I developed now It's like I do, I
think let's go sign Yeah, general rule all listeners unless
it has a blue check mark. Nobody is creating secret
accounts to quote talk to their fans on any platform.
And people are getting rocked by this, like that Brad
(23:15):
pitt on bradit it was bad AI pictures. So and
we've had people that have given money to fake versions
of me and then I'm like, well, let me just
panm back my own money. And then legal and school
is like, don't be cause that that could be a scam.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
So public service announcement. Scammeler, Scammeler, Hey you.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
Don't fall for it, Eddie, thank you for that. Hey,
this bones too that she was talking to speak Spanish
as well. I mean good Spanish too. Man, You're like,
this guy's better than I am.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I've been told this is cringe because when Lunchbox comes
in with the street bit, I'll go is it funny?
Is it cringe? Is it entertaining? And they'll classify it
as one of the three and they're like, this one's
cringe great. Now I admire and I'm very thankful for
his efforts. He went out to promote my comedy special,
which is tomorrow night on CMT.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
I hope you watch it. Nine eighth Central.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Love to I don't know be celebrated to have a
decent rating, but Lunchbox went out put on his Captain
cringe hat and hit the streets.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Was your intention to be weird?
Speaker 5 (24:19):
No, I was just trying to be helpful and promote
your show because I know you want people to watch it,
you want good ratings, you want CMT to be happy
with you. So I figure there's untapped market out there.
There's people that probably don't know that it's going to
be on got it. So when I saw opportunity, I bounced.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
He did him like one person at a time.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
So here is an awkward conversation with a woman in
an elevator. Go ahead, all right, we're going down the elevator.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
We how are you okay? Good at Sunshine?
Speaker 5 (24:52):
It was great, And don't forget Next Tuesday on CMT, Bobby.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
Boves just has this TV special.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
You gotta watch it, nine eighth Central.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Next Tuesday the fourth, It's on CMT.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Nine eight Central is the comedically inspirational show. Yeah, so
make sure you check it out. Thanks for rising the
elevator with us. Have a great night. Nine Accentralition. Okay,
we gotta go out. Let's go.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
I felt like she was super pleasant, but you had
a stroke. At some point in the middle of well.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
My kid was with me and the elevator was closing
on him and I was like, oh, I'm trying to
I was trying to grab the elevator replayed that little
clip nine Accentraltion.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
Okay, we gotta go out, Let's go.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
What the heck were trying to say?
Speaker 5 (25:37):
I was trying to say nine in Central CMT, but
then the door the door started close on my kid
and I was like, oh, kid, we gotta go out, like.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Nine Accentraltion, Okay, we gonna go out. Let's go.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Okay, okay, we only have three of these guys that.
Don't worry they could get crunch crunchy. Here next up and.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Don't forget Next Tuesday, nine eight Central CMT, Bobby Bones
has got his comedically inspiration.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Will show you gotta watch it.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Tune in set your DVR.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
I can talk. That was at the cookie place. We're
getting a cookie and she gave us our cookies and
then there too.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Yeah, I was getting cookies with the kid and she
did not answer.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Did I ignore you? Was she looking at you at
all or anything?
Speaker 6 (26:19):
She just turned her back. I mean, we're the only ones.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
There must not be a bibone chompan.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
She made a mental note.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Okay, neck one more?
Speaker 6 (26:26):
And what are you doing next Tuesday?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Not here?
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Okay, Look, you gotta watch my friend Bobby Bones. He's
got a comedy special on CMT next Tuesday, nine eighth Central.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Bobby Bones. That's his Instagram, but his show's on CMT
next Tuesday, nine eighty central. You gotta watch.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Deal, okay, because you're not here, so you're not working. Okay,
so I know you're not working exactly. Now, you gotta
watch that watch CMC. All right, thank you, I will.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Okay, I think you got it.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
It was nice. I think she thought you were hitting
on her at first. What are you doing? This is
the first question here it is?
Speaker 6 (27:01):
And what are you doing next Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I mean I would feel like dude's trying to give
with me, right sure? Yeah, well you know that wasn't
super cringey. All was good.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
The only weird part was you speaking a completely different
language with the element nine eight.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
OK, we gotta go out, let's go WHOA.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Other than that, I thought it's pretty nice. Yeah, tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
So this he recorded this over the weekend, So tomorrow night,
nine eighth Central. If you guys want to watch on CMT,
it'll be on. If you don't want to watch, you
can just ignore. Like that second clip, it's.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Time for the good news.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Earlier this month, the school bus driver in the Adams
Friendship School District in Wisconsin saved to nine year old
from choking. Katherine dor Knacker swallowed a bracelet clip while
on the bus. Her brother runs up to the bus driver, Jamie,
and it's like she's choking. Jamie with calm pulls the
bus over, walks back, Heimlich maneuver, spits it out.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
Live safe.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
You gotta think too, if that happens that I'm driving
the bus, I'm probably and everybody slams up against the
door and then everybody's hurt.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
But he did in the right order.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
He calmly pulled over, walked back, gave her the Heimlich
saved your life. The children's parents Justin aka Trina Nelson
express their deep gratitude for his quickened life saving actions.
That's an awesome story. Good job, Jamie smoseyac nailed it.
Nail the waow with that story. That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something, dude. A voicemail from Jenny in.
Speaker 9 (28:29):
South Carolina, Hi, studio, love the show.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Listen every day. I have a morning.
Speaker 9 (28:34):
Corny joke for you. Why can't a nose the twelve
inches long? Because then it would be afoot? I hope
it get to laugh for you.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Okay, olver to Amy morning corny, mourning corny?
Speaker 4 (28:52):
What kind of nuts always seem to have a cold?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (28:56):
What cash shoes?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Thank goodness, that was.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
The morning corny.
Speaker 8 (29:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
We were close on that one. Yeah, very close. I
had to put a finger on the button.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
A list of house celebrities got famous Harrison Ford at
age thirty five. Harrison Ford was working as a carpenter
when George Lucas hired him to build cabinets in his home.
Oh wow, whoa George Lucas cast him in American Graffiti
nineteen seventy three, which led to Ford being in the
right place at the right time when Star Wars was
being cast. So he looked apart, good looking dude, muscles,
(29:34):
was building cabinets. George Lucas like, I need somebody. It
looks like you.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
That's wild.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
And he's Han Solo, one of the most famous actors
of our lifetime.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Next up, Channing Tatum. Do you know his story?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
No?
Speaker 9 (29:48):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
He was working as a mail stripper.
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Okay, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Like the movie Met was, Yes, I thought that was
just a movie that Maven Wiseman was so good at
that movie.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I knew he was a dancer too, because he and
ed up doing the get up or whatever those movies were.
Uh huh, step up, step up, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Step up to the streets.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
And so he was that in Florida before being discovered
by a talent scout. His first job was in a
Ricky Martin music video, She Bangs, She Bangs, and later
he started modeling and then got his first big break
and step up in two thousand and six. He literally
was a male dancer. That's crazy, Morgan, Could you date
a male dancer if you like you? And the girls
(30:26):
were all having like a bachelor party and there was
a guy there and he was only doing it part time.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
But you hit it off, could you?
Speaker 4 (30:34):
I don't want to say no, but gosh, I just
it would you feel like it would be really hard
because every.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Night that's what he's going out and doing, and just
until he makes enough money to pay off his mom's
long surgery.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
That's right, you know?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
Yeah? Yeah, I don't know. I feel like this is
not hard.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Dancer Bruno Mars He began performing as an Elvis impersonator
at age two.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Nice two? Is that like an American idol?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Because I was on that show for four years and
people would be like, when I was one, I just
started singing, and I'm like, no, you didn't. There's no
way we can't prove you didn't because we don't have
video of you not doing it. But at two he
was an Elvis impersonator. When he was six, he played
a young Elvis impersonator in a Nick Cage movie called
Honeymoon in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
But he's so like advanced musically. Maybe at two he
was doing that. Well, what can a two year old do?
Eddie eat stuff? Can they sing songs they've heard on
the radio?
Speaker 10 (31:29):
I mean barely?
Speaker 8 (31:30):
There was some prodigies Charlie's Stare on Charlie's was arguing
with a bank teller in Los Angeles when a talent
agent noticed her arguing, thought she was so pretty and said, hey,
here's my business card.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Oh for sure, he was just trying to get that.
He was trying to get with her. I made up
that story.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
The encounter led to acting auditions and eventually her first
major role in Devil's Advocate.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
These Are Wild.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Jennifer Lawrence At age fourteen, Jennifer Lawrence was discovered by
a talent scalt while vacation in New York City with
her family.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
So again, is that just walking down the street?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
And I would just feel like if some If it's
a woman, it wouldn't I would think maybe scam.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
If it were a dude, I would think creep.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
I won't say unfairly, might I would naturally think that
if a dude was coming up to my fourteen year
old daughter going hey, here's it would have to be
a total parent approach.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Might still be tough, wouldn't it. Yeah, you'd have to
go to the actual parent first, right, Yes, And I
even then, if I'm the parent, I'm buckled to the HIPTO.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Yeah, so she impressed agents so much she landed her
first acting roles quickly, including a commercial in small TV
roles Winter's Bone in twenty ten or under an Oscar
that was her first big acting spot. She got an
Oscar nomination. So just walking down the street, Justin Bieber,
you know his right, I mean, YouTube was discovered on
YouTube by Scooter Braun. Justin had been posting videos himself
(32:54):
singing covers. Scooter Braun, who was like a club promoter
at the time, him to Atlanta, met with him an usher,
landed a record deal. Obviously, now I'm massive, but yeah,
wow YouTube, And I mean that's the Scooter bron origin too,
and Scooter Ron's over everything. I once flew on Scooter's
playing back to Los Angeles. Was that one day is
a whole crazy story. We were at like we were
(33:17):
like rehearsals for CMA's because of presenting an award, and
Scooter was presenting an award or he was there for
or maybe he was there because Krli Kloss he was
representing her, and I was doing something with Carli Kloss,
the model, and we were just talking in the back
room because there's like a freedom in the back room.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Which I'm rarely in. But you're in the backroom.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Everybody just feel like everybody in the back room must
be in the back room, even if you don't know
who they are.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
They just yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
And he was like, hey, I'm Scooter, and I knew
who he was, and I'm like, I'm Bobby.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
We started talking about where we're going.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
I said, I have to go to California to he goes,
I'm leaving after this if you just want to go
with me, and I'm thinking in a car, you driving me?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
And he's like, no, I have a plane.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
He was so nice and like seriously, Yeah, So I
got on his jet and we flew to California.
Speaker 6 (34:03):
Wow, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
For like four hours, me and Scooter bron sent in
a chair together.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
I've never told that, the same chair.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Same bench, looking the same way.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
Two.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, okay, you.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Said, Oh, Mike did like to go too.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yeah, so we were doing you were see I barely
remember this. Yeah, you were like, I have to bring
my producer with me.
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Like it's cool.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I was like, this is awesome.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
That's crazy that I'm not dreaming this up. No, it
was the nicest play. It was awesome, right, like full
benches in there.
Speaker 8 (34:30):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
I haven't thought of this story forever. Wow, I didn't
even know Mike Win. I thought me and Scoter just
having a moment. Yeah, he was just telling us all
these stories about like Kanye West, showing his pictures of
like his family on his.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Phone, like positive. Everything was positive.
Speaker 10 (34:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
I think that's why I have like a positive feeling
in my heart about Scooter bron without really knowing him,
is that he was so nice to me.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Definitely the negative stuff.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, I think you're famous and you make hard decisions.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yeah, oh yeah, no, I know.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah, that was a crazy story.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Huh. It's wild.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
I can't believe we did that. And there was food.
It is a big private jet too. It wasn't like
Southwest flight. It is awesome. And that is the end
of the first half of the podcast. That is the
end of the first half of the podcast. That is
the end of the first half of the podcast. You
can go to podcast two or you can wait till
podcasts two comes out. Thank you all This is me
(35:22):
letting you know because of all the messages that this
is the end of the first half of the podcast.
Thank you all Right, this is the end of the
first half of the podcast