We are BACK from vacation! Bobby shared why he didn't go anywhere and Amy gives her experience with her first blended family vacation. We do a Bobby Bones Show draft where we pick the category on the spot and have to draft Awesome Things that Start with A. Per listener request, we bring back Masterpiece Theater where Bobby and Raymundo act out famous movie scenes and see if the show can guess it. In a bizarre twist, someone submitted an Anonymous Spill the Tea and then revealed themselves because they couldn't help their outrage.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting the.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Alisca.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday
Show Morning Studio Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
So well, we all had a vacation. We're all back.
Give me the best thing from your vacation, one thing, aim.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
The best thing would be this was our first vacation
as like a blended family with my boyfriend and his
kids and my kids, and met up with another friend
that I've been friends with for over twenty years and
her husband and kids, and I think just the success
of everybody hanging out together like it exceeded my expectations.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Although I did have the bar pretty low just in case.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
How many people all together.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
So he's got three kids, I've got two kids.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Here's this story.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah, so five kids total in our group, and my
friend Jill has two kids. So but all the kids
played so well and got along so well, which is
the best thing parents could ask for, because as adults
we were able to kind of all hang out and
do our thing, and the kids were able to do
their thing. And then even when we all hung out together,
no no fighting, which I think the best part was
like watching my daughter bond with his daughter, because that's
(01:10):
the relationship, you know, is that the girls they.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Thought was your ex husband's wife.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, she's sixteen.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I saw they were like, hey, is that your ex husband?
Is that his wife? Oh? Or his new girlfriend? He
was like, no, that's my boyfriend his daughter home.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Man, he was like okayl no, he literally said, or
the comment was, is that your ex husband his new
wife and their family?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Like what why?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
No, she's sixteen and yeah that was his daughter. But
it was success. So that was definitely the highlight of
the trip, just being knowing that we could all do
that and have a good time.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Eddie, I saw your pictures on Instagram and it looked
like you're wearing everything we ever got for free from
every too much access with Eddie had on BYU shirts,
we went and worked out with the football team Arizona
and Arizona workout shirt which worked with their football team,
and then a Florida State backpack which worked with their
basketball team.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Like his whole vacation was just like paid for a
club was No, we.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Were going hiking, so anytime I'm doing anything outdoors or
like working out or whatever, man, I got all that
free gear, so I wore it. But I mean, dude,
we went to Zion National Park and that place is unbelievable.
And I would say the best thing about being there
is that when you're there you realize like nothing really matters,
Like the humans can't build that, like whatever. Life out
(02:33):
there is just so different.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
What'd you take while you're out of there? Laughing? When
when I get really deep in laughing, it's like, I
just love man.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Well, I was high on nature.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You look out there and you're like, really cool, it's
really cool.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
You've been there, Yes, Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I've never seen anything like that in my life. I
didn't even you see him in movies or even see
them pictures right, and like pictures do not do it justice.
It is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see. Utah, Right, Utah,
Southern Utah.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I loved it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And when you're there, you feel like nothing matters.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Man.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I didn't say, man, nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Matters, Man Disney.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
And then my kids wanted to go to they did.
They wanted to go to California, like, so we planted
to where we landed in Vegas, and we spent like
two hours in Vegas. I showed them like a couple
of casinos They were like, this place is awesome, Like,
don't get used to it early even you showed.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Them a couple of casinos. World, did you show them
how to gamble? Did you gamble?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
A couple of.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Guys down on their lucky.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I said watch this, Dad's gonna put one hundred on
the red and I hit it and they're like.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
This that's that's their their that that's their introduction to gambling.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
One of my boys is like, I knew you're gonna
hit that. I'm like, this guy's got it already.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Asked about Disney now worth a casino, how did this happen?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
So we landed in Vegas, drove de Zignon. We spent
like four days in Zion and then they wanted to
see California. Didn't tell him we were going to Disney,
so we drove to La eight hour drive. Did not realize.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
What what do you mean You didn't Okay, so you
went Vegas to Utah then to California.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Did you just start driving with.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
No? No, No, it's not that It's not that the.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Mass drive left well yet there Eventually.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
The map it was five hours, but we were staying
on the other side of Zion didn't calculate all that.
It was like, to get the Zion, you can only
go like twenty miles per hour. So that alone took
an hour. So it was an hour eight hour drive to.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Get to La.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Okay, got to La. Shout in La there, like this
place is gross.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
LA kind of sucks.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I was like, this is Hollywood, guys.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
So do you are like where z Anaheim or whatever?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
And then so we took him to Disney. Here's Disney Anaheim.
Were surprised them. Yeah, dude, but the whole trip we
walked forty miles. We calculated all our steps. We walked
forty miles. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
That's why I took eight hours. You walked all the
way to California. Fun.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Awesome. I think I'm more exhausted now than I was
before I went, But it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I text Eddie and I said, I just wait for
him date. We'll just get back home. And I said,
this is our entire conversation.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
He said you back.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I said yeah, I said you back, Yes, sir, How
was it cool? Disney? Dang nothing, that's it?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
No, No, I said, I said cool. And then I
must have told you the forty miles right.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, you can tell you retired by your text.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Yeah, dude, I think I'm still on West Coast time, honestly.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Okay, stop Aloha.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Turned once I went to Hawaii for a week and
came back, I was like Aloha all the time, Like
stop on West Coast, baby lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I was just family time.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
We drove to Texas and we went to the lake
for the whole time. Seven adults, seven kids, four dogs
under one roof. Just pure chaos. But it was awesome,
just the kids running around, swimming and just everything.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
How many bedrooms three? How many kids seven?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Pack in yeah, air mattresses, couch beds, cushions, everything.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It was just great.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Kids in beds with parents.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
What pillows, pillows, blankets, air conditioning, carpet. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
But then the septic take started. I think backing up
because then it started wreaking.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Because I do a lot of use for a little house.
You think that's what it was.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
It had to be, and it was just like so
we had to leave the windows open, the doors open.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
But we didn't love that damp in our spirits.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Have you guys seen the preview for poop Cruise? Yes, yes,
we didn't watch it. We saw train wreck poop cruise
about that that cruise ship where everything backed up.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Mine.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
We didn't We didn't go anywhere. Uh so we stayed home. Huh,
you can go anywhere. Why would you not go anywhere?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Time's tough, bro Man, got e commy right now.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You literally just was it because you wanted to do
some work or something I had? I did no work.
Oh that's good, Yes I did.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Sometimes just being home is a vacation.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
They call it a staycation.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Well, oh, I don't call it that. Sleeping in my
own bed, which was really nice. Uh So, yeah, we
didn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I did.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I had like full camp days where I'd play like
pickleball with my friends in the morning. Then I went
and with U went played baseball with the A team
here in town. I didn't play the game, just before
the game.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Then I played golf at night. So I just did that.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
It is like summer camp.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah, we had some stuff we had to do here
in town. So we kind of scheduled that during our vacation.
But don't worry. Our next vacation, we're going to Mars.
We're gonna make up for it's getting the Bezos ship
and get on out of here.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
But uh yeah, we were gone. We did.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
We had a show Monday and a show Tuesday, and
then Friday was fourth July. But there's only two days
of like reruns last week, which is good. So everybody
shut up and worked hard for that. So we got
Dan take one day off. It's like, why are you gone?
So this is a question for the women out there.
Do women find it when guys rad are loud in
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a car? Do you find that attractive?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Ladies? I need to know.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Have you ever seen a guy rev his car engine?
Or like see a guy like speed off in a
car with a loud muffler and I thought, oh my god,
that was so hot. I'm genuinely so curious because these
guys are like, oh, I'm so cool. My car is
so loud, Like you put a muffler on a Mazda
three or Honda Civic.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Maybe I'm absolutely out to launch on this.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
So ladies, please try me because I need to know, Amy,
do women find it hot when a guy has a
loud car?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I don't what are I big tires?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
How big?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I mean they don't they don't need to be massive.
But if you've got bigger tires in a little lift.
Like that's okay, what are that big lift?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
What about like a monster truck? No, just barely enough,
so louder of the truck. Loud of the car.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Doesn't mean like hotter the guy, not at all.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Morgan, Well, a loud car does not get me.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
That gives me the egg.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, okay, not that.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
But a motorcycle can be loud, and I'd probably be
like you like a motorcycle, Yeah, that's more of a vibe.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
You know what that tracks for you? Yeah, you like
motorcycle guy?
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Okay, but also like Amy, am I wrong? Like a
motorcycle is a little bit more intriguing than like if
you just.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Have a loud intrigue.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I think I.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Used to maybe think that was hot, but then as
you get older, you think about how dangerous motorcycles are,
and then like, I don't want to be with somebody
that's then gonna get hip die lunchbox?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Are they being haters? Do women find loud cars attractive?
They're being haters.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
If you look in those loud cars, there's usually a
girl in there, and usually when no there is there's
usually a hottie. And usually when it is loud, what happens.
Women turn and they look and they take notice of
who is driving and what car it is.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You cannot deny it. It is a chick MAGNETE.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Turn and look because we're annoyed.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
You turn and look the same way of somewhere to go?
Ah behind you?
Speaker 9 (10:05):
Heck?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Is that the guy's name is your pal? Rick on TikTok,
who asked the question, This is what I would say
to that. I would say that men in loud cars
are to other men, like women when they buy bags.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
They're trying to impress other women.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Now are you and are y'all as men? I guess
Lunchbox is impressed by it?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I think no, But I think most guys are like, dang,
look at that or wow or yeah. I think it's
a guy to guy thing more than it is a
guy to girl thing. Just like when you buy a bag,
you're not trying to impress dudes because we don't know.
I mean, I do, but we don't know the difference
in general. So you're trying to, you know, flex on
the ladies. That's what I would say. That's what I
(10:44):
would say.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
The missing link is yeah, I would definitely agree with them.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I think Lunchbox also thinks of peeling out boom. I
was gonna SAYE is awesome. Chicks always like that.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
I mean, look at those car rallies when they like
they take over the street and they do donuts.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
In the movie watching Fast and Furious, where do you see.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That there are girls there just like go crazy. But
I don't think they're there because love it. The car
tire burning out is turning them on.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
The loud cars and the burning out.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I think their boyfriend's probably doing it, and exactly they
like the guy because he has a loud car and
he does donuts.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
But y'all are talking about movies right now.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Have y'all ever been one of those? I know, but
there are? You've never seen the videos online? Does happen?
They do? Yeah, they happen. Yeah, But I think they're
not there. They don't.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Just hear the sound of a car peeling out, they're like,
I'm so turned on. We got to go find out
where that is.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Just think if you pick up a chick for a
first date, right, you pick her up and you're pulling
away from her.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
House and you peel out, She's like this is awesome.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
No, I would say now too, yeah, I would say no,
you're like, this is embarrassing by so that the.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Poll the ladies one hundred say loud cars do not
turn coming on? Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
What about squealing out? Definitely not or peeling? What do
you call it? But you can tell I don't do it?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
But yes, no, it's not hot.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Okay, thank you guys. It's anonymous sin.
Speaker 10 (12:14):
By Anonymous sin by.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
A question to be.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Well.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Hello, Bobby Bones. I got a tough choice to make.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I've been with my boyfriend for almost three years, and
we talk a lot about taking the next step and
moving in together. The only problem is my dog. He's
ten years old. He's been with me through every heartbreak
and hard season of adulthood. He is family, but my
boyfriend is severely allergic. It says if we live together,
I need to rehome him. That's a non starter, but
I also don't want to lose the relationship. How can
(12:51):
I possibly choose between the two most important guys in
my life? Signed Pawfully conflicted. Yeah, you don't rehome the dogs.
You don't rehome the you'res him for the rest of
your life. Your boyfriend slash fiance slash husband. I'm not saying,
get rid of the boyfriend's slash husband. But you can't
rehome the dog. The dog's ten years old. You're gonna
send an old dog who doesn't know anything other than
(13:12):
the comforts of his owner, his mom to a new home.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
And if he's even asking this, he's a loser.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Does she just ride it out? Like because the dog
doesn't have Probably long.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Depends what kind of dog is.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
If it's a chihuatte play at thirty years left, those
days lived to be one hundred years old. Because the
smaller the dog, honestly right, the longer yeah, smaller the
human for the most part, the longer they live. You cannot,
under any circumstance rehome the dog. If this boyfriend is
saying you must, I don't think he's the right person.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, Like, couldn't he? Don't you take something?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
There's got to be away. There's got to be away.
You find the way. I don't know the way. I'm
not going to act like an expert because I don't
know what his allergy is. I don't know what he
can take. I am a doctor, but not a doctor
of allergens.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
A lot of school for that.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Yeah, surely there's something that he could research and look
in and that's what you would want from your partner
to be like, hey, I'm trying to figure this out,
not like it's either me.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Or the dog. If he's saying that, it's not him,
I know.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
But then eventually the dog will go and then you're like.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Shoot, if you rehome the dog, you were going to
be so resentful of him for the rest of your life.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
So what if there's like a neighbor that could take
it and then you go over and see it.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Just I wouldn't trust the neighbor. Oh okay, neighbor doesn't
have a tenured relationship of loving that dog. I'm a
dog guy. Yeah, I love no way. Yeah, Morgan, what
do you think about this?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Yeah, there's not a world in which I choose.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
This guy over that dog. There isn't like that dog
is sticking with me until the very end. And either
you're gonna get on board with that or this is
not the right relationship.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Or get off board.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Right.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Yeah, the fact that he's even asking or saying that
tells me this is not the right match.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Also, I understand allergies and allergens, trust me back, got
a dairy allergy I never knew I had kills me.
My wife is allergic to our dogs. You know what
she did. She goes to doctor, she gets takes medicine,
all the things. I'm not comparing them because i don't
know how largic he is, but I'm trying to be
allergic to him. Do not rehome the dog. Do not
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rehone the dog, or I'll block you. Listen to the show.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I'm with you on that.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
I guess I was just throwing out, like, what what
if a neighbor would make a good home.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I'm just you know, I'm sure there are ways for both,
but you do not rehome the dog in the story.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
That's it. I said what I say. He loved dogs
over humans. All right, that's what that said. Thank you.
Closing up, It's time for the good news. How much box.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Inner Mountain Medical Center in Murray, Utah came up with
this thing called Step for a Cause, and they said
for every fifty miles walked, they'll donate a pair of
shoes to a kid in need.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
So the community rallied.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Together and they walked more than twenty six thousand miles
to get four hundred and seventy five pairs of shoes
for kids.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
It's a lot of walking. They're walking in a circle. Now, dude,
they walked straight line. They went from here to Antarctica
right coasting them back. They can be on track. They
track in a mountain, you know, wherever they want a
god kid, where you'd run for across. Yeah, that's cool.
Or you walk, Oh you jump rope? I never know. Heart,
they still do it. You guys do that last week
(16:26):
or on it? Man, shout out, that's awesome. Good for
you guys. Yeah cool. What's the town called.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
It's h Murray, Utah, Inner Mountain Medical Center. Step for
a cause.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
That's awesome. Good story, that is what it's all about.
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I think there should be rules about Fourth July and
fireworks on July fourth, especially if it's a Friday night,
which it was this year.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Shoot them all night, I don't care. Shoot them to midnight.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
It sucks if you have animals or you're trying to
sleep whatever, But it is fourth July, so shoot them away.
Spend all that money pulling over side of the highway,
big tent. Catch your fire works letter Reptater chip Okay,
July fifth, ten pm. We got to stop shooting them
a ten pm on July fifth. I don't even like
them that they're being shot on July fifth, but I
get it in the South fireworks or a culture. And
(17:14):
you spent all that money at that tent on the
side of the road. Heck, you probably went on July
fifth morning and got them for like seventy five percent off.
July fifth, ten pm feels a little late to me,
but still I don't want to be the person's like,
it's so loud.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
July sixth, you go to jail. Jail, Yeah, right now,
right at jail.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
They shot them all night last night on July sixth,
on a Sunday night, and too, it's two nights after.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Nobody loves America more than me. Don't shoot them on
July sixth. It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen and heard.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
My dogs are freaking out for three nights in a row,
the fourth, fifth, and the sixth. The fourth I explained
to them I gave him the whole spiel America freedom.
They just wanted fed. They had no interest in me
telling them that story. And on the fifth I was like, guys,
and what I would do is I'd put them in
a room, a very small room and close it and
I would turn them. You have a nineties hip hop
(18:04):
playlist that I played as top volume, and they thought
they were like Noriega being tortured back in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Like which is worse?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, exactly. They were just like, what's this noise? But
it was better than the pops? Okay?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
And so they weren't like freaking, like shaking and barking.
They were just kind of, you know, grooving along with
Lauren Hill for the most part.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
You can't do that.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
On the sixth, two nights after no fireworks, you go
to jail for twenty four hours and we put you
on social media, like this person shot fireworks for two nights.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
The sixth is that before ten o'clock two.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Or the six is no more?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Six is no more? You go to jail?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, get it? You have two You have forty eight.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Hours ten pm on the fifth is the Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
On the fifth, do you have a lot of time? Okay?
Like also, why are you not shooting them all on
the fifth? You have the fourth? And I get it.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I would shoot them all on the fourth. I don't
want to have the biggest best Fourth July ever. Okay,
She got some on the fifth. Like I said, seventy
five percent off. There's no reason to shoot him on
the sixth. Anyway. I hate I hate everybody who did that.
I hate them.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Well, I didn't even hear any Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
My god, be at my house.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
You have Lauren Hill go into it.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
They were shooting them over the top of my house.
She drives me crazy. So that's what I had to say.
I'm glad I got that off my chest.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, that sounds like a good plan.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Anybody disagree, I guess I don't. I don't. It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
It doesn't bother me. I guess I wasn't hearing it.
But if they were keeping me up last night like you, then.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, it's not me. It's the dogs, and the dogs
keep everybody up right right.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah, the dogs get scared and the dogs pee places.
I think I might appeal little too. You guys can
call us if you want. Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby.
That is our phone number, eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
So this woman died.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
She was a big Barbie fan, and her name was
the Kiva Steed, and she had a Barbie themed funeral,
and so one hundred guests in attendant said their final
goodbyes wearing pink or black. She also ordered a glass
coffin that had large displades that look like Barbie boxes
and post them on each side. The goal of the
glass coffin was meant to make it seem like she
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was in a Barbie box.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Oh wow, she loved Barbie.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
The funeral director got grief for making it happen, but
family members say it was done exactly how she wanted.
I'm looking at it. It looks like you're walking into a
Barbie store. It's exactly what she wanted. So shout out
respect for making it happen. You have to theme your funeral.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Amy rainbow?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Okay, give me some ideas here.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Oh well, you don't have to be color coordinating with people,
but certain people will be assigned every color of the rainbow.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
You want it like a football stadium where they're like
red out the stadium, stripe.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Out the stadium. Oh no, he gibib So you want us.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
All to talk about what color going to the seating
chart then has to be next to who were with,
but they we have for a different colors.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Also, it's symbolism, right, It's like oh, then anytime you
see a rainbow, that'll be me coming back being like,
hey guys, I'm fine, everything's you know what comes.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
You're setting us up for a symbol.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Then that ain't fair because that means you're taking credit
for every rainbow for now on saying that's a symbol
to the.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
People that are there, not to everybody. And then also
what comes after a storm?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Rainbow?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Also, rainbow is a pretty celebration.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
That makes sense, but for you to go then every
rainbow you see it is supposed to be me.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Also, well, I don't know what bird I'm gonna be yet.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
But a cardinal walking my wife the other day, it
is walking. It was just my wife and I were walking.
We saw a cardinal in a tree while my wife
and I were walking.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I got it. Got we saw it jacking cardinals Like
I don't speak to you or no, I thought about
you though.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I was like, Amy, think that's her mom. I should
tell her mom to the park. That's what I thought. Yeah,
so you do you do all rainbow?
Speaker 4 (21:47):
I just feel like it could be if done tastefully,
it could be very beautiful. And also I don't want
it to be a funeral. I wanted to be a
celebration of life.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I want mine to be Arkansas Razorback, and I want
them to carry my my my casket out through the
tunnel like like the like the team's coming in.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Is your funeral at the stadium?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, the tunnel.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
And then I want because it's going to be full
of I mean, seventy thousand people everywhere. Yeah, so I want,
like I don't even care for they're players, but I
want you guys dressed in full Razorback like shoulder pads
and stuff, and to lead it out and carry my
casket and over the top. They put me in the
fifty yard line and then Razorback grades come out and
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say a few words and.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Then okay, anything else, No, I just wanted to be.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Like and I want to all ready the hall red
and then and then I wanted to bury me in
the middle of the stadium.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
So I want yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
And then as they're putting me into the ground, pig sue,
they throw the final dirt on me, do it and
they play all the games on top of me for now.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
On Okay, okay, now we can make that happen.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
That's my theme markets all Razor Back bury me the
fifty yard line Eddie Hawaiian Hawaiian theme.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
So this is what I got pictured right, everyone wears
Hawaiian shirt. What do you want it anywhere in a manner.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
You're not picking Hawaii. I mean, if you want to.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Do a Hawaii that's fine, but it's hard for people
to get to Hawaiian. You're dead, dude, you get to okay,
So we can do it anywhere. But as long as
when you go in there there's Hawaiian music playing, little ukulele.
Hawaiian shirts. Everyone gets on my tie when they enter,
but limit because some of my family members have problems
without the hard Yeah yeah, so limit on the my ties.
And then no shoes everyone, no shoes, shorts, Hawaiian shirt
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and that's.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, like a lu a h pick.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
We can roast the pig with the apple in his mouth,
all of it. I want everybody said in mine though
that sounds too fun. I want everybody so sad of mine.
Yeah yeah yeah. And I demand like six months of hardcore,
everybody being just destroyed, yeah yeah, crying for hard I
don't want to be like we're happy, we want no.
I want you to have a bad time because you're
sad I'm dead. Yeah six months, Yeah, six months. I
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just like, oh, I can't know how we can go on.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, we'll probably we'll probably need a year, right, Oh.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, make me feel better now. Lunchbox Survivor themed.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
I want it like a tribal council, and I want,
you know, the torches, and I want my casket to
kind of hopefully be on fire. And then when it's
time to finally close the casket for the last time,
like you know, the tribe has spoken, and then they
extinguish the flames and they.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Close the casket.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
It would be amazing and people get up there and
they have to give speeches like it's final tribal council,
but it's really about me and the relationship with me.
And then the the people in the audience vote who
should get all my stuff? Like you know, they vote
for the winner of the million dollars.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
So that's your will vote stuff though, because I don't
think if it's like, Okay, who's up for the ultimate
they gott to walk out because his car's broken down.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
I don't want some of it, styeah, but he still
has his prom king crown. Yeah, I got my crown
I got my clothes.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
Yeah, I mean different things like that, and people are
trying to win that in the people in the audience.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Vote for who gets it. Can I make a suggestion?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah, what if they voted for somebody get they cast
got and go down with you?
Speaker 7 (25:01):
Oh that someone has voted off the island.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yeah, real, off the live island. Ever loses the vote
has to get in. They shut it and you go
get very together.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
That'd be pretty cool. That'd be cool.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Okay, So Amy's Rainbow, let's watch the Survivor, Eddie's Hawaii
Mine tarkeets all Razor back. Yeah, but mine's like so sad.
Like I, guys, I want you to kind of be
sad just thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I'm already sad right now. Thank you, thank you. It's terrible.
I need you guys to be like.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
I can't go on, I can't think about it anymore.
I'm not gonna be able to function.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Thank you. So I should just do this. Then let's
play this song on my base. Start crying.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Everybody, remain calm. We have more show to do today.
Here's a voicemail we got, Hey, Bobby.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Yeah, I was just calling to see if we could
get the segment back where you and Ray act it out.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Movie line. Thank you, Amy. We're gonna act out a movie.
See if you can end the movie we're acting out.
It's is called masst.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
We need you to focus because we are good actors.
We need you to be a good audience. I am
this is the easy one for one point.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Y you good?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
You can start us off and action? Why you did
say something?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Didn't you? Do you know which way the Emerald City is?
I don't know because I haven't got a brain, only straw.
How can you talk if you haven't got a brain.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
So some people without brains do a lot of talking,
don't they. Yes, I guess you're right. Well, we haven't
really met properly, have we?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Why? No? How do you do? How do you do? See?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Okay, that's an easy one.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, what is that Wizard of Oz?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah? Emerald City gave it away?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Oh no, Straw made of strong game?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Oh really, Emerald City? You don't think that?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Not for me right away?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
What year do you think? That movie's from?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Nineteen fifty nine?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Nineteen thirty nine, But black and white's all the same
if you ask me, thirty nine.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
That's what it says, Wow, is that true? Nineteen thirty No,
that's true? Yeah? Is that even a real year?
Speaker 5 (26:59):
And they made color?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I'm gonna go Tyler Harrow.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Nothing, No, it was black and white and then they know, Well,
the big.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Part of the movie is when it turns into color
because she opens.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
The door and the whole world is colorful. Yeah, it
goes to color. What year do they go to color?
Probably in nineteen thirty nine? Wow, I had no idea, Abby.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Can we put you on fact check there? Like, tell
us what your Wizard of Oz came out? I Mike's
probably right, and what your color TV came out? First
color movie came out in nineteen oh two? What so?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Whoa, Yeah, I'm Tyler Harrow. I don't believe anything in
the past. Nothing, none of this happened. There's no chance
nineteen thirty nine. Okay, what about the first color TV show?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
What did that air? We know because that movie's on
thirty nine? That's crazy. That was a real year, Yeah, right,
next nine?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
No, I know, first color TV show in nineteen fifty one.
So I guess in the movie theater you saw it
go color? But you can I guess you don't watch
a movie on at home.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
No, so when everything is watching movies from the eighteen hundreds, Oh,
they're all in.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
They're blacking from eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
I don't think they didn't all go color at once. Oh,
but there are no movies in the eighteen hundreds. No, okay,
all right, second, Ray, this is the medium. Amy, Can
you name this movie? And Ray? Go ahead, on the
count of three, name your favorite dinosaur.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Don't even think about it, just name it? Ready, one, two, three?
Speaker 7 (28:21):
Chapter?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
If you were a chick, who's the one guy you
would sleep with?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
What? What did we just become best friends?
Speaker 8 (28:32):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Do you want to do karaoke in the garage? Yep? Scene?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Okay, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
It was in black and white? What movie was it?
Step Brothers two thousand and eight. Good.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
That's a hard one to do because there's a lot
of timing on rights part.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
We didn't rehearse that.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I nailed it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, just natural natural. All right, this one's hard. Ray.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Are you ready? I'll go first. You signed the papers,
you said me up. You're gonna blame me because you
were the business out of the company and you made
a bad business deal with your own company.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
It's gonna be like, I'm not a part of the company.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Tell me this isn't about me getting into the Phoenix.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Co Come on, you did it. You did it. I
knew you did it.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
You planted that story about the chicken. I did not
plant the story about the chicken. You had me accused
of animal cruelty. I'll bet what you hated the most
was that they identified me as a co founder of
the company, which I am. You better lawyer up, because
I'm not coming back for thirty percent. I'm coming back
for everything.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Amy, what.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
The chicken? The company? Lawyer up? Okay?
Speaker 4 (29:45):
The paper signed any answer there, nothing's really sticking out
to me.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
But we nailed the scene. So it's like, I mean, I'm.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Featuring like Wolf of Wall Street.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Something like that.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Your answer is especially like six Session, but that's TV show.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Your answer is the phoenix.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
What's the phoenix?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Your answer is what's the phoenix? Your answer is Harry Potter.
Oh my god, your answer is Harry Potter in correct, Eddie,
do you know it?
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Tommy Boy?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
In correct? Lunch Bunch, do you know it? The Big Short?
In correct?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
It is Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg and the social network.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
The social network. What is the Phoenix?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Is that a hotel?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
It is a newsletter?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
The like a Hovan newsletter.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Hey, Ray, let's do one more go to the one
scene three and it starts with you know what, you
got it? I'll do that one and you're ready to
have a lot of the scripts we had like nine, dude, Yeah,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
You know what they call a quarter pounder and cheese
and Paris? They don't call it a quarter pounder? Which cheese?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Na, man, they got this metric system, they wouldn't know
what a quarter pounder is?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
What do they call it? They call it a royale?
Which cheese? Scene? You got this?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
That's a very famous scene, a very famous movie.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
And I've never seen the movie, but I know the scene.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
It's one of those you've never seen a movie.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
No, No, I know the scene. I've seen the scene
on the internet a hundred times.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Really, because I was gonna say, like Ocean's eleven.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Eddie, pulp fiction. Pulp fiction is great.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Oh yeah, it's she I've never seen pulp fiction.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
We give you a solid bee for being an audience member.
We give us an A for our acting, and that
is master.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Great job. RAYMONDO Okay, it's time for the good news. Bobby.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
He goes about Wavy Bergie on TikTok and he posted
a video of this guy in Tampa pushing a very small,
i'll say, ice cream cart. There's a freezer cart down
the road and by the way, it's scorching hot there.
And so he's like, dude, sucks for this dude. Nobody's
buying ice cream. And secondly he's struggling. So he got
four million views. It took up a crowd fund and
they were able to donate thirty thousand dollars to buy
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this guy ice cream truck.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Oh wow, and ask him try and we're pushing, dude.
That's crazy. That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
It raised thirty thousand dollars so far enough to provide
down with a comfortable and practical way.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
To sell his ice cream truck. That's from Sunny Skies.
That's an awesome story. That is what it's all about.
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
No time for the morning Corny, The morning Corny.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
What does the broom say to its baby at night?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
What does a broom say to its baby at night?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
It's time to go to sweep.
Speaker 9 (32:38):
Back.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That was the morning corny. I we're back. Lunchbox does
not work at a grocery store. Everbody should know that, right?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh yeah, I mean he wants the whole world to.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Know that lunchbox does not work at a grocery store.
It is not Nope, no, what happened?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
He doesn't.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
So we work above a Whole Foods, which is a
grocery store.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
We go down and get.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Snacks sometimes if we have a long enough break, and
we ran down there real quick, and self checkout is
the only thing I ever do there because they barely
have people working at the times we're down there. Well,
there was one lane open, and I'm like, Lunchbucks, you're
not going to go to the self checkout? Like we
can check out at the same time, and then walk
up together and he's like, I don't work at the
grocery store. And I'm like why, Well, we're in the store,
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like why are you announcing like you don't work at
the grocery store. And then he proceeds to get in line,
and he would not he wouldn't do it. He's like,
I don't work here. I'm not checking myself out.
Speaker 7 (33:31):
They're not paying me an hour they wait, so I'm
not going to.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Check out grocery.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
It's louder than that.
Speaker 7 (33:36):
You're going to give me a discount, I'll go to
the self checkout. I'm paying the same amount. When you
have someone that their job is to check out my groceries,
so why would I do their job for them and
not get paid for it.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
It's because you can get out quicker. That's why they're there.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
Huh, guess what, I'm not getting paid great, so you're
not stay longer.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
So I got lune. Guess what I was out for?
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Amy he was, But I think that's just because I is.
It takes me a minute to scan the things exactly.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Sometimes I'm like, and it won't be that.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
It wasn't the reason. You just don't work there, so
you don't want there, so I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
And he was yelling, I don't work at the grocery store.
I mean, it's already yelled back at me because he
walked ahead of me. And then I was like, you're
not going to do self checkout? I don't work ad
through groceries.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
He yelled.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
He showed them.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Literally, it's not about showing them, it's just letting them know. Hey,
like if you're not going to pay me. I'm not
going to go use the self checkout. I'm not going
to do the job that someone.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Is paid to do.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Side note here something I've noticed about him over years
and years, and it just dawned on me when I
was walking out, because I think that female cashiers, especially
at grocery stores or gas stations, so he loves the
floor with that you thing. Yes, and they all they
don't find him a little charming because like he's made
friends of them.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
But I'm like, why do he I think he likes
to go it's.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Something about that, like I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
It's like they don't pay me. I don't work here.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
I think it's like I like to go where the
females are and to flirt with them.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
It's like you get something from it because you have
their attention, Like they have to pay attention to you.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
They're always laughing at attention.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Thing, right, I can't help but that women are attracted
to me and are drawn to me.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
I didn't say that. I just said that you flirt
with them.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Well, he does not work at a grocery store. I
do not work at the grocery store. So don't find
me in.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
The self checkout, and he wants everybody to know Bobby
Bone show draft. Awesome things that start with the letter A.
We at the last minute picked a letter Eddie. You
get to go first. I give you like fifteen seconds
to think about it. Awesome things that start with the
letter A.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Yeah, this is tough. There's so many things that start
with the letter A. Yeah, it's the most awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
The best thing to start with letter the best thing
to start with letter A.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Okay, go ahead, all right. First thing that comes to
my mind is apple pie. Okay, so give me an
apple pie was good, and this one's tough because you
gotta go quick. I'm gonna go with America.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
That was what I was gonna go with America. Let's
go Usa. Mare?
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Did that come quick to you?
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Apple pie? Can first? Honestly, I kept thinking, ray A
one just left on the board.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Give me Amazon, say a one, not the sauce number one?
Speaker 7 (36:21):
My next answer, I think that's to me, what are
the chances of that?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
So you were saying A one. Hasn't that ha been
what you'd picked first round?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah? Amazon?
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah, Because I'm like you were saying A one.
Speaker 7 (36:32):
I was like, oh my gosh, Amazon bell to me lunchboxy.
Now I need to come up with something that starts
with a. Oh my gosh, A what starts with a?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (36:45):
Man, I don't know many things to start with A.
I will go with apple sauce.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Why did you go with a apple? I don't have anything.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
You're struggling, well and how this works? Morgan goes as
five people in I did the whole counting thing wrong too. Yeah,
all right, God, Morgan would have been the first pick,
So you kind of screwed Morgan.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
That's all right, go ahead, I'm coming and strong with animals,
all the animals.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Well, yeah, okay, you're not even playing. Screwed up the
amount of people in the game.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
You you got a good one.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
I'm talking about apple sauce.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
I don't have anything that was a bad one. But also,
the first pick overall this.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Round was the worst pick, let's be honest, because you
had to go the quickest you wanted last in this round,
which Morgan ended up getting. All right, Morgan, you have
to go second round.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
You're up.
Speaker 6 (37:46):
Yeah, I know the obvious one that Amy's talking about,
because we're just talking about apples. But I want Apple
the company, Apple the brand.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, the brand. Okay, apple print sees the brand.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
So we have Apple Pie, Apple sauce, and Apple brand
Apple Pie, Eddy iPhone computer, hold on.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Hold on, hold on. Okay, maybe this is not different.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Are you speaking English? Nobody said Apple, you said specific
I don't know, but she's saying Apple the brand.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yes, you can't have.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Anything under That's what I thought you should do besides sauce.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yes, you did Apple sauce. I love Apple sauce is
definitely like the eleventh favorite Apple product. So you're telling
me Apple TV is under that, right?
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Yeah, And I got screwed in this draft.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
I'll tell you that I've been the first pick.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Dude, you had extra time and you still pick Apple sauce.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
I don't the first pick. I had Amazon, and then
you said that.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
But okay, it doesn't matter to pick your pick.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
Give me apps, apps on your phone that works.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Keep yelling, that's fantastic. Say something like Alzheimer's.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
That maybe you say Alzheimer's cure.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Okay, it's really good. He's up.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Okay, I don't know. Dude, is this throwing a letter
in their last Okay? So Ray has Amazon, Ray, what
are you adding? What's the stealing culture in this game?
I guess Honor amongst steves, So give me appetizers. That's good, Amy,
You really messed that up. But you know what, I
messed up earlier too, so I forgive you.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Back over.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
So Ray has appetizers in Amazon. Lushboks has apple sauce
and apps. Morgan has animals and Apple the brand. I'm
gonna go with a one a one steak sauce and
that just like that, a one steak sauce anything.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Ray, thank you for that one, Honor monk thieves? All right, Eddie,
you got apple pie.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Apple Pie, and I'm gonna go more specific with the animals.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Give me she has all animals? She does?
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Can you take all animals?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Animals? You can't take an hard bark? She picked all animals.
What animal I'll pack?
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Well, that's stupid. Anyway, you can have it. You know what.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
We'll let you have an album.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
They're pretty yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
One okay, yeah, we normally wouldn't give that to you.
That was such a bad answer.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
I think it's good, Eddi. You have apple pie and alpacas.
Now you have one more. Pick you up again, oh.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Yeah, give me Applebee's. It's awesome. I got two apples
in there though, whatever.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Okay, so it has apple pie, I'll pack as an apples,
so weird. America A one steak sauce, and my third
is going to be.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
You can't say it AIDS cure, dude, Oh my gosh,
that's awesome. An AIDS cure. Thank you, You're welcome. That's
what I want. That would be awesome. Hold on, what
are your three good? Okay, tears my eyes. America A
(41:29):
one's days an AIDS cure.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
All right, that's that's a pretty legitimous. Okay, right moondo
you have Amazon and appetizes.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
What are you adding? Steal the draft?
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Thank you everybody, al Co Hall, that's a good wind.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Had a couple of.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
I mean, it's not as like fundamentally responsible as age Cure,
but it's all yeah, we all like it. Yeah. I's
done a lot of damage, unless it's like a pearl
rubbing alcohol, that's true.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Let's killed a lot of people, race killed people. My
saving addiction, right, yeah, maybe my family.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
You're gonna pick so may picks a.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
Maybe you're on fire today.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Okay, let's bugs do it. Yeah, I gotta think of something.
Good man, I thought about that when you said what he.
Speaker 9 (42:40):
Ahead.
Speaker 7 (42:41):
Yeah, I'm gonna take one of the best Disney movies
of all time.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Give me a Laddin. We know he's done right. Ade
cure alcohol Aladdin. That is solid down the middle.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Good Morgan, your final Pickture, you have animals, Apple the brand.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Here's a solid What do you got? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (43:02):
I know, and I would have had appetizers.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
He was on my little list over here.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
But now I'm like kind of struggling.
Speaker 6 (43:08):
I've got Arizona and Apple printer.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
That's all I've come up with. Oh my god, I
just saw the one.
Speaker 6 (43:15):
Oh Man, you can read no draft works.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
He knows that he wants to make noise. I got
a solid one. No, I'm sure you do. After the fact.
It's like making a three pointer after the buzzer.
Speaker 6 (43:28):
I got it, and you guys kept saying the a
whole word, And now there's something else in my head
and now I can get that out of my head,
Like what you know?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I can't? That is what is your answer?
Speaker 5 (43:41):
Amy?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
You have to get suspended another round.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
You gotta be all your Luckily, you've been very funny.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
That's the only saving Grace Morgan.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
He oh, I got the Apple's terrible pick.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
There's like nine Apple things like you in line to
win that thing until you picked Apple.
Speaker 11 (43:57):
Well, I was also going to be fine until as.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
My sneaky Arizona would have been solid Arizona.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
Just the Arizona people.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Sure got the Arizona vones, like for sure, you wouldn't
for sure if I'm Arkansas. I almost picked Arkansas Arkansas,
but I thought there was two down the middle.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
I'm already gonna get tho votes, not people but have been.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Maybe those people like Apple Fritters are.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Coming to me. Trust me.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Here are the teams. Go vote for a team. Bobbybones
dot com. Eddie's team is apple Pie. I'll pack as
an Applebee's very simple. My team is America A once
take sauce and Aid's cure a little more complicated, raises
Amazon appetizers an alcohol ray.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
That's solid. Man, he's gonna win. I mean sounds like America.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Nobody picked Amy. I thought that somebody picked Amy, but
she can. She kept throwing words in, so she's gonna.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Get nobody mad. Wow.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
I ever occurred to me that anybody would pick me
lunchbox picked Apple sauce, apps and Aladdin, and you.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Gotta put apps on the phone. Child.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
I should have got rid of Apple sauce and picked
the air conditioning. I mean that was so stupid. You're bad
and it's fun. You're bad as it brown.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
This is not.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Air conditioning. You're the one that hates heat. Everybody loves the.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
Air condition I'm not saying we don't use it, but
I'm saying that.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
It's better than Apple sauce.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Actually, I think it's better than a Laddin. Yeah, I mean,
Morgan has animals, Apple the brand and Apple fritters. Alaska
Alas probably go with air zone over Alaska, bigger cities,
more people, and Arizona is awesome.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, shut Arizona.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Yeah, okay, I go vote Bobbybones dot com.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Fun.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
We have way to put this up on our socials.
People can vote on those two. Can we put the
teams up.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Or now we only get four options there, so no crap.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Anyway, All right, Bobby Bones dot.
Speaker 10 (46:01):
Com, Wake up, Wake up in the mall.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
And it's a radio and the doctors.
Speaker 10 (46:11):
He's on time already, and his lunchbox more getting too
Steve Bread and I'm trying to put you through the fog.
He's running this week's next bit, and Bobby's on the box,
so you know what this.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Is the Bobby ball, And tell me how you feel
about this. This server at a restaurant says she puts
her own baby picture from when she was a kid
in her server book, so she looks like a single mom.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Listen to this serve her.
Speaker 12 (46:44):
Hacks that's actually working when I'm painting orders like it's
my baby picture. But I'm like, yeah, yeah, she's six.
I had her when I was nineteen. Da didn't want
to stay. You know, it's giving a single mom who
works too jobs. I'm like, please help me support my
bab be.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
It's really tough.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
But so whatever, it's not a lot of.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
It isn't an entertainment.
Speaker 5 (47:11):
I mean, you don't.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
You don't demand the truth. It's not like you're in
a court of law. You don't demand the truth from
your servers.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
Yeah, but you're you're lying and praying on people.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
You're not praying. I do not think praying is the
word why, because.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Yes, you're praying on their emotions.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
You're trying to, you know, win over.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
I think a predator of praise on people. I don't
think that's predatory.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
Okay, you're pulling on their heart strings.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, and I like that. I like to have a
heart strings pull sometimes.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
Okay, So she's it's theaters.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah, it's entertainment. You don't go out to the restaurant
for truth and nothing but the truth and help you God.
You go out to the restaurant for a good meal
and to have a good time and feel good. And
some people, Yeah, I don't mind.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
I guess I was just playing a character.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Listen, I was a server. I don't give a crap
as long as you're not stealing, care what you say.
When I worked, I had to wear a full tuxedo
to my It was awful, but I had to wear
a full tuxedo to work.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
It's working at the De Soto Club. And I'd go
and I'd wait.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
I started first washing dishes, moved a bus boy, no jacket,
just tie, bow tie, and then when you were serving,
you had to wear full jacket.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Miserable.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
But for the most part of the retirement community and
old lady to pinch my butt.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Have at it.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
They would pinch your butt.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Yeah, have about it. It's theater. You better believe it.
Most of the time, I got a bigger tip.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
So I'm not against doing what you gotta do as
long as you're okay with it.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
To get a bigger tip, you're sticking your butt out.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
You know what, if they wanted to have a run,
give them a run. Yeah, old lady then had that
in a while.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Here I was in my tuxedo.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
Why aren't you a cutie, Leana?
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Piece of that? It's funny, Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
I don't think it's a hack.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
It's a white line.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
It's a lie.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
It's a straight line.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
White light is like, hey, how are you today? And
your life is terrible and you're like, oh, I'm doing Wait.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Let me give you a scenario. No, that's not a
white lie. What is that? Abby?
Speaker 3 (49:05):
So in your single days everywhere? Ring on the finger
that said you weren't single?
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yeah on my left hand.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Yeah liar.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
To these people, you're a liar and you're going straight
to eight double hockey sticks.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Wait, why did she have to do that?
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Because guys she didn't want guys to hit on her. Oh,
come on, that wouldn't.
Speaker 6 (49:25):
Like creepy ones up if they ever would creep hit
on me.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
They wouldn't be ones.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
I'm interested in all. I get it. I mean I know,
I know she's lying.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Oh no, I get it.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Praying on them guys everywhere.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
Well okay.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Also, the people didn't have.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
To give her money, Yeah, but they wanted to give
a bigger tip because they think she's she said, it's
giving single mom working two jobs.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
It's the story that she's saying along with it, story picture.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
I'm going to tell you this that Well, first of all,
it's weird because that picture probably looks like.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
It's fifteen years old. You know, it doesn't look like
any way.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
Secondly, with her, I don't think she's volunteering all that
information unless they're asking and it gets pulled out that
the string gets pulled.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
I don't think she's like, hey, welcome to Chili's. Check
out this picture. So you go hold right, right right.
Speaker 4 (50:16):
They're obviously asking, oh, what's that picture, and you're like, oh,
she's like, oh, it's my daughter, and oh.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
How old is she? Well had her when I was nineteen.
The dad. I'm sure the story just changes depending on ry.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
I'd go hard, Oh my he died, he died, he died. Yeah,
I do everything.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
I'd be and yeah, why not exactly already in the
line of duty.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Exactly. Okay, all right, all right, here.
Speaker 3 (50:44):
Is I got a couple of other good ones. A
guy was hired to cut the grass and so this
this is in Charlotte, and he leaves. He's got a
massive house, like they say, value to four point three
million dollars if you were to get on in zillow it.
So it's a mansion. And so he says, hey, I
need you to cut the yard while I'm away. So
(51:05):
he does, except he doesn't just cut the yard. He
does this.
Speaker 11 (51:09):
Brown says he threw a graduation party for his son
at this home on twelve Mile Creek Road, where he
claims he had permission to be.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Trust is already built. That's why I was able to
be there.
Speaker 11 (51:19):
Videos circulating on the social media show hundreds of people
of all ages on the property.
Speaker 7 (51:24):
Yes, we charged them to the doors, just because we
wanted to ensure that if anything was broken, we could
replace it, you know.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
So it is liability when you're running a business.
Speaker 11 (51:34):
Neighbors called police about noise, The traffic deputy showed up
and shut the party down. Brown is now facing felony
and misdemeanor charges for trespassing and breaking and entering.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
He wasn't charging, in my opinion, is he wasn't charging
money as an insurance policy for a vase that broke.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
So exactly, you can't just use the house. I think
your house, and that's a big part of that. That's
not your house.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
That he had permission to be on the lawn to
the yard.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
Well, no, this is this is against the law. He's
going to jail.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
You can't arrest the girl for showing her own baby
picture and telling a story to entertain the people at
the table. It's basically a bedtime story. That's from imdd
on TikTok, all right, and then fine, can you imagine
just to have like I can't the guts, Yeah, like
to do that.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
I don't have that.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
Like you're you're hired to do the lawn and you're like, man,
this house is awesome, and I know they're not here.
Let's have a massive party inside of it. The well
charge just in case the picture frame is broken. Great,
I give you one more car wash owners. They had
made a bunch of money in the car wash business
and one of them died and his dying wish was
(52:45):
to shower the streets with money, and so a helicopter
goes up and they dump all this cash, fifty thousand
dollars out of the helicopter.
Speaker 13 (52:53):
A car wash owner who passed away had a dying
wish to shower the streets with money. Just hours after
his funeral, helicopter flew over Detroit and dropped what witnesses
believe was around fifty thousand dollars in cash.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
No safety has it right, like silver dollars, big ones. Yeah,
but it's cash. I'm looking at it and it's cash
blowing everywhere and it's on the street.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Oh, that's the coolest thing ever. Did you hear all
the happy people?
Speaker 7 (53:32):
I mean, he made everyone the death wish of him.
That is the coolest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
What death wish is different? No, No, his death wish
was dying wish. Okay is dying? Yeah, death whish is different.
Speaker 7 (53:43):
Sorry, yeah, yeah, his dying wish is probably the coolest
one I've ever heard. That is the coolest thing anybody
has ever done. On their way out, he said he
was gonna give to some server at the restaurant. There
was a single mom for two, but he found out
that wasn't true. No, it's all over the street.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
I'm telling you. It looks so unsafe. Yeah, that's what
I was thinking. Pulled over and some aren't.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
Some aer driving really slow as people are in the
middle of the road, Like three dudes are shirtless, like
diving on the ground for dollars.
Speaker 2 (54:08):
So anyway, it's funny because nobody got hurt there. You go, Hey,
what a.
Speaker 4 (54:12):
Heck, Maybe lunchbox you should put that as you're dying
wish if it's so cool, like with what I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Have money when I get that four one K going,
that's plenty of time for that. Okay, Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 3 (54:30):
Today.
Speaker 7 (54:31):
This story comes us from Davenport, Florida. A man got
in a fight with his wife, said I'm leaving, and
he storms out of the house. He's like, man, I
don't want to go back and face the wrath. Oh,
there's a house down the street that people you know,
they're gone for the summer. So he breaks in lives
there for four days.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
Oh, stays I thought he maybe just take a nap.
Speaker 9 (54:51):
Uh, And the.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
Neighbor noticed that he was in the house and called police.
Ought to not have to go back and see his wife.
Speaker 7 (54:58):
Yeah, he said, my wife and I got in a fight.
I didn't want to go back and face her.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
Like I get that free rent. No, no, it's not
free because you go to jail. Yeah, that's not free. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (55:09):
So he was there for four days, cooking meals, taking baths.
Speaker 5 (55:12):
Crazy.
Speaker 7 (55:13):
Okay, I'm lunchbox at your bonehead story of the day show.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
I were going to do an anonymous spell the tea.
You go, let's spell the tea.
Speaker 3 (55:27):
So someone wanted this to remain completely anonymous. So they
were able to get on the voice changer and they
have something to say.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Go ahead, hit it, Bobby.
Speaker 9 (55:35):
It seems that Eddie is up to his old tricks
again of acting very busy at work. I've seen it
one multiple occasions in the past. Couple of weeks, just
hanging out with the afternoon guy in the building. The
other day, they were in the studio for like two hours,
and then yesterday, what do you know, I look over
and there's Edie just sitting in that guy's office and
(55:56):
they're watching the downtown traffic.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
Saw does not have time for a lot.
Speaker 9 (56:02):
Of things to hang out with his buddy of office.
Holliday Long, why is Eddie avoiding his family again. Is
there a bird news at the house.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
So that's totally anonymous.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
We don't know who that is, although I feel like
he could have done that voice without the voice changer.
Speaker 4 (56:19):
Obviously it's not me, but I had a similar thought
like that, the voice changer is not me, but I
did think. I was like, gosh, it's summer and Eddie's
kids are home from school, and he's like, you know,
here a lot more. I know he has that like
he has a lunch with that guy afternoon guy.
Speaker 1 (56:35):
Everywhere once a week, once a week.
Speaker 4 (56:37):
But yeah, he's just been like chilling a lot more.
And I think it's because it's summer and kids are home.
Speaker 3 (56:43):
True, the anonymous person says that you claim you're so busy,
yet you hang out for hours on end. This is
not the first time we've heard of this. Yeah, anything
you'd like to say to this.
Speaker 5 (56:50):
Yeah, yeah, So summer's interesting because, yeah, the kids are home,
but my wife has a job where she's doing these
like zoom call meetings, so she's please don't get home
before one o'clock, Like I can't. The kids are at
a babysitter, and I can't have you walk in because
When I walk in, the dog starts barking, so she's
literally don't come home till one o'clock. And so I'm like,
(57:10):
all right, I'm just gonna, you know, upload my videos
and then go hang out with mckittie. And we hang out,
we talk, sometimes we get lunch, but that's been my
thing for the last few days. That's it.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
There's a picture so much snuck of you.
Speaker 3 (57:23):
I don't know the person who did the anonymous Yeah,
all the way across our building and you are just chatting, chilling.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
You didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
Home after one for sure. No.
Speaker 5 (57:33):
No, I get home like one o'clock.
Speaker 2 (57:34):
Is there any truth? Do you wanting to avoid your
family because they're all home?
Speaker 8 (57:37):
No?
Speaker 5 (57:37):
I love my family. I mean no, one's arguing that
one of my favorite things in the world is to
hang out with my family, So why would I avoid that? No.
And sometimes they're even at the pool, so they're not
even home when I get home.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
So I'd like to thank the anonymous, but who could
that be?
Speaker 3 (57:50):
I don't know whoever. It is, like, you're brave. You
took a real risk with that, and I appreciate you.
Know what.
Speaker 7 (57:56):
I'm gonna come out and say it with me. Wow, wow,
because that's all at one o'clock. Yeah, weird picture taking
one pm? Yeah, timestamp, you're nowhere in your home.
Speaker 5 (58:09):
I think that, she said.
Speaker 9 (58:12):
Remember.
Speaker 7 (58:13):
No, man, it's weird because the data on an iPhone
it tells you when you took it.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
Morgan, what time does that say?
Speaker 4 (58:19):
Yes, it's one pm.
Speaker 2 (58:23):
Would you like to see what Diamond says?
Speaker 8 (58:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (58:25):
I know.
Speaker 4 (58:25):
I know because I saw with my own old eyeballs.
That's why I said you're getting home after one because
I was here one day leaving and it was after
one and you were still here.
Speaker 1 (58:32):
It was one and you're still here.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
Boy in the family a little bit. Yes, summer.
Speaker 5 (58:36):
Summer's weird, man, it's just different things going on, doctor's
appointments and things like that.
Speaker 2 (58:40):
So I will thank you Lunchbox for being a whistleblower.
And that's brave of you. Yeah. I didn't want to
reveal myself, but we had no idea.
Speaker 5 (58:47):
Why didn't you do that?
Speaker 7 (58:49):
Because once you tried to lie that you get home
at one, I had to check the timestamp.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
And once you pop, you can't stop. He popped. Check
out the show today, we're back to the Bobby Show.
Speaker 3 (59:00):
Theme song, written, produced, and sang by read Yarberry. You
can find his instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo,
Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister
Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
Transmitting the.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Alisca.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday
Show Morning Studio Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
So well, we all had a vacation. We're all back.
Give me the best thing from your vacation, one thing, aim.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
The best thing would be this was our first vacation
as like a blended family with my boyfriend and his
kids and my kids, and met up with another friend
that I've been friends with for over twenty years and
her husband and kids, and I think just the success
of everybody hanging out together like it exceeded my expectations.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Although I did have the bar pretty low just in case.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
How many people all together.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
So he's got three kids, I've got two kids.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Here's this story.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah, so five kids total in our group, and my
friend Jill has two kids. So but all the kids
played so well and got along so well, which is
the best thing parents could ask for, because as adults
we were able to kind of all hang out and
do our thing, and the kids were able to do
their thing. And then even when we all hung out together,
no no fighting, which I think the best part was
like watching my daughter bond with his daughter, because that's
(01:10):
the relationship, you know, is that the girls they.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Thought was your ex husband's wife.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, she's sixteen.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I saw they were like, hey, is that your ex husband?
Is that his wife? Oh? Or his new girlfriend? He
was like, no, that's my boyfriend his daughter home.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Man, he was like okayl no, he literally said, or
the comment was, is that your ex husband his new
wife and their family?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Like what why?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
No, she's sixteen and yeah that was his daughter. But
it was success. So that was definitely the highlight of
the trip, just being knowing that we could all do
that and have a good time.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Eddie, I saw your pictures on Instagram and it looked
like you're wearing everything we ever got for free from
every too much access with Eddie had on BYU shirts,
we went and worked out with the football team Arizona
and Arizona workout shirt which worked with their football team,
and then a Florida State backpack which worked with their
basketball team.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Like his whole vacation was just like paid for a
club was No, we.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Were going hiking, so anytime I'm doing anything outdoors or
like working out or whatever, man, I got all that
free gear, so I wore it. But I mean, dude,
we went to Zion National Park and that place is unbelievable.
And I would say the best thing about being there
is that when you're there you realize like nothing really matters,
Like the humans can't build that, like whatever. Life out
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there is just so different.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
What'd you take while you're out of there? Laughing? When
when I get really deep in laughing, it's like, I
just love man.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Well, I was high on nature.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You look out there and you're like, really cool, it's
really cool.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
You've been there, Yes, Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I've never seen anything like that in my life. I
didn't even you see him in movies or even see
them pictures right, and like pictures do not do it justice.
It is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see. Utah, Right, Utah,
Southern Utah.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
That's awesome.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I loved it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
And when you're there, you feel like nothing matters.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Man.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
I didn't say, man, nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Matters, Man Disney.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
And then my kids wanted to go to they did.
They wanted to go to California, like, so we planted
to where we landed in Vegas, and we spent like
two hours in Vegas. I showed them like a couple
of casinos They were like, this place is awesome, Like,
don't get used to it early even you showed.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Them a couple of casinos. World, did you show them
how to gamble? Did you gamble?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
A couple of.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Guys down on their lucky.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I said watch this, Dad's gonna put one hundred on
the red and I hit it and they're like.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
This that's that's their their that that's their introduction to gambling.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
One of my boys is like, I knew you're gonna
hit that. I'm like, this guy's got it already.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Asked about Disney now worth a casino, how did this happen?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
So we landed in Vegas, drove de Zignon. We spent
like four days in Zion and then they wanted to
see California. Didn't tell him we were going to Disney,
so we drove to La eight hour drive. Did not realize.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
What what do you mean You didn't Okay, so you
went Vegas to Utah then to California.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Did you just start driving with.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
No? No, No, it's not that It's not that the.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Mass drive left well yet there Eventually.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
The map it was five hours, but we were staying
on the other side of Zion didn't calculate all that.
It was like, to get the Zion, you can only
go like twenty miles per hour. So that alone took
an hour. So it was an hour eight hour drive to.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Get to La.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Okay, got to La. Shout in La there, like this
place is gross.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
LA kind of sucks.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I was like, this is Hollywood, guys.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
So do you are like where z Anaheim or whatever?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
And then so we took him to Disney. Here's Disney Anaheim.
Were surprised them. Yeah, dude, but the whole trip we
walked forty miles. We calculated all our steps. We walked
forty miles. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
That's why I took eight hours. You walked all the
way to California. Fun.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Awesome. I think I'm more exhausted now than I was
before I went, But it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I text Eddie and I said, I just wait for
him date. We'll just get back home. And I said,
this is our entire conversation.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
He said you back.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I said yeah, I said you back, Yes, sir, How
was it cool? Disney? Dang nothing, that's it?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
No, No, I said, I said cool. And then I
must have told you the forty miles right.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah, you can tell you retired by your text.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Yeah, dude, I think I'm still on West Coast time, honestly.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Okay, stop Aloha.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Turned once I went to Hawaii for a week and
came back, I was like Aloha all the time, Like
stop on West Coast, baby lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I was just family time.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
We drove to Texas and we went to the lake
for the whole time. Seven adults, seven kids, four dogs
under one roof. Just pure chaos. But it was awesome,
just the kids running around, swimming and just everything.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
How many bedrooms three? How many kids seven?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Pack in yeah, air mattresses, couch beds, cushions, everything.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It was just great.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
Kids in beds with parents.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
What pillows, pillows, blankets, air conditioning, carpet. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
But then the septic take started. I think backing up
because then it started wreaking.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Because I do a lot of use for a little house.
You think that's what it was.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
It had to be, and it was just like so
we had to leave the windows open, the doors open.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
But we didn't love that damp in our spirits.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Have you guys seen the preview for poop Cruise? Yes, yes,
we didn't watch it. We saw train wreck poop cruise
about that that cruise ship where everything backed up.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Mine.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
We didn't We didn't go anywhere. Uh so we stayed home. Huh,
you can go anywhere. Why would you not go anywhere?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Time's tough, bro Man, got e commy right now.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You literally just was it because you wanted to do
some work or something I had? I did no work.
Oh that's good, Yes I did.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Sometimes just being home is a vacation.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
They call it a staycation.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Well, oh, I don't call it that. Sleeping in my
own bed, which was really nice. Uh So, yeah, we
didn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I did.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I had like full camp days where I'd play like
pickleball with my friends in the morning. Then I went
and with U went played baseball with the A team
here in town. I didn't play the game, just before
the game.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Then I played golf at night. So I just did that.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
It is like summer camp.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah, we had some stuff we had to do here
in town. So we kind of scheduled that during our vacation.
But don't worry. Our next vacation, we're going to Mars.
We're gonna make up for it's getting the Bezos ship
and get on out of here.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
But uh yeah, we were gone. We did.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
We had a show Monday and a show Tuesday, and
then Friday was fourth July. But there's only two days
of like reruns last week, which is good. So everybody
shut up and worked hard for that. So we got
Dan take one day off. It's like, why are you gone?
So this is a question for the women out there.
Do women find it when guys rad are loud in
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a car? Do you find that attractive?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Ladies? I need to know.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Have you ever seen a guy rev his car engine?
Or like see a guy like speed off in a
car with a loud muffler and I thought, oh my god,
that was so hot. I'm genuinely so curious because these
guys are like, oh, I'm so cool. My car is
so loud, Like you put a muffler on a Mazda
three or Honda Civic.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Maybe I'm absolutely out to launch on this.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
So ladies, please try me because I need to know, Amy,
do women find it hot when a guy has a
loud car?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I don't what are I big tires?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
How big?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I mean they don't they don't need to be massive.
But if you've got bigger tires in a little lift.
Like that's okay, what are that big lift?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
What about like a monster truck? No, just barely enough,
so louder of the truck. Loud of the car.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Doesn't mean like hotter the guy, not at all.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Morgan, Well, a loud car does not get me.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
That gives me the egg.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, okay, not that.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
But a motorcycle can be loud, and I'd probably be
like you like a motorcycle, Yeah, that's more of a vibe.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
You know what that tracks for you? Yeah, you like
motorcycle guy?
Speaker 6 (09:18):
Okay, but also like Amy, am I wrong? Like a
motorcycle is a little bit more intriguing than like if
you just.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Have a loud intrigue.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I think I.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Used to maybe think that was hot, but then as
you get older, you think about how dangerous motorcycles are,
and then like, I don't want to be with somebody
that's then gonna get hip die lunchbox?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Are they being haters? Do women find loud cars attractive?
They're being haters.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
If you look in those loud cars, there's usually a
girl in there, and usually when no there is there's
usually a hottie. And usually when it is loud, what happens.
Women turn and they look and they take notice of
who is driving and what car it is.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You cannot deny it. It is a chick MAGNETE.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Turn and look because we're annoyed.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
You turn and look the same way of somewhere to go?
Ah behind you?
Speaker 9 (10:05):
Heck?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Is that the guy's name is your pal? Rick on TikTok,
who asked the question, This is what I would say
to that. I would say that men in loud cars
are to other men, like women when they buy bags.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
They're trying to impress other women.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Now are you and are y'all as men? I guess
Lunchbox is impressed by it?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I think no, But I think most guys are like, dang,
look at that or wow or yeah. I think it's
a guy to guy thing more than it is a
guy to girl thing. Just like when you buy a bag,
you're not trying to impress dudes because we don't know.
I mean, I do, but we don't know the difference
in general. So you're trying to, you know, flex on
the ladies. That's what I would say. That's what I
(10:44):
would say.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
The missing link is yeah, I would definitely agree with them.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
I think Lunchbox also thinks of peeling out boom. I
was gonna SAYE is awesome. Chicks always like that.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
I mean, look at those car rallies when they like
they take over the street and they do donuts.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
In the movie watching Fast and Furious, where do you see.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
That there are girls there just like go crazy. But
I don't think they're there because love it. The car
tire burning out is turning them on.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
The loud cars and the burning out.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I think their boyfriend's probably doing it, and exactly they
like the guy because he has a loud car and
he does donuts.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
But y'all are talking about movies right now.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Have y'all ever been one of those? I know, but
there are? You've never seen the videos online? Does happen?
They do? Yeah, they happen. Yeah, But I think they're
not there. They don't.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Just hear the sound of a car peeling out, they're like,
I'm so turned on. We got to go find out
where that is.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Just think if you pick up a chick for a
first date, right, you pick her up and you're pulling
away from her.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
House and you peel out, She's like this is awesome.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
No, I would say now too, yeah, I would say no,
you're like, this is embarrassing by so that the.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Poll the ladies one hundred say loud cars do not
turn coming on? Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
What about squealing out? Definitely not or peeling? What do
you call it? But you can tell I don't do it?
Speaker 1 (12:07):
But yes, no, it's not hot.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Okay, thank you guys. It's anonymous sin.
Speaker 10 (12:14):
By Anonymous sin by.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
A question to be.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Well.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Hello, Bobby Bones. I got a tough choice to make.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
I've been with my boyfriend for almost three years, and
we talk a lot about taking the next step and
moving in together. The only problem is my dog. He's
ten years old. He's been with me through every heartbreak
and hard season of adulthood. He is family, but my
boyfriend is severely allergic. It says if we live together,
I need to rehome him. That's a non starter, but
I also don't want to lose the relationship. How can
(12:51):
I possibly choose between the two most important guys in
my life? Signed Pawfully conflicted. Yeah, you don't rehome the dogs.
You don't rehome the you'res him for the rest of
your life. Your boyfriend slash fiance slash husband. I'm not saying,
get rid of the boyfriend's slash husband. But you can't
rehome the dog. The dog's ten years old. You're gonna
send an old dog who doesn't know anything other than
(13:12):
the comforts of his owner, his mom to a new home.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
And if he's even asking this, he's a loser.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Does she just ride it out? Like because the dog
doesn't have Probably long.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Depends what kind of dog is.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
If it's a chihuatte play at thirty years left, those
days lived to be one hundred years old. Because the
smaller the dog, honestly right, the longer yeah, smaller the
human for the most part, the longer they live. You cannot,
under any circumstance rehome the dog. If this boyfriend is
saying you must, I don't think he's the right person.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, Like, couldn't he? Don't you take something?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
There's got to be away. There's got to be away.
You find the way. I don't know the way. I'm
not going to act like an expert because I don't
know what his allergy is. I don't know what he
can take. I am a doctor, but not a doctor
of allergens.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
A lot of school for that.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Yeah, surely there's something that he could research and look
in and that's what you would want from your partner
to be like, hey, I'm trying to figure this out,
not like it's either me.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Or the dog. If he's saying that, it's not him,
I know.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
But then eventually the dog will go and then you're like.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Shoot, if you rehome the dog, you were going to
be so resentful of him for the rest of your life.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
So what if there's like a neighbor that could take
it and then you go over and see it.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Just I wouldn't trust the neighbor. Oh okay, neighbor doesn't
have a tenured relationship of loving that dog. I'm a
dog guy. Yeah, I love no way. Yeah, Morgan, what
do you think about this?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Yeah, there's not a world in which I choose.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
This guy over that dog. There isn't like that dog
is sticking with me until the very end. And either
you're gonna get on board with that or this is
not the right relationship.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Or get off board.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Right.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Yeah, the fact that he's even asking or saying that
tells me this is not the right match.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Also, I understand allergies and allergens, trust me back, got
a dairy allergy I never knew I had kills me.
My wife is allergic to our dogs. You know what
she did. She goes to doctor, she gets takes medicine,
all the things. I'm not comparing them because i don't
know how largic he is, but I'm trying to be
allergic to him. Do not rehome the dog. Do not
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rehone the dog, or I'll block you. Listen to the show.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I'm with you on that.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
I guess I was just throwing out, like, what what
if a neighbor would make a good home.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I'm just you know, I'm sure there are ways for both,
but you do not rehome the dog in the story.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
That's it. I said what I say. He loved dogs
over humans. All right, that's what that said. Thank you.
Closing up, It's time for the good news. How much box.
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Inner Mountain Medical Center in Murray, Utah came up with
this thing called Step for a Cause, and they said
for every fifty miles walked, they'll donate a pair of
shoes to a kid in need.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
So the community rallied.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
Together and they walked more than twenty six thousand miles
to get four hundred and seventy five pairs of shoes
for kids.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
It's a lot of walking. They're walking in a circle. Now, dude,
they walked straight line. They went from here to Antarctica
right coasting them back. They can be on track. They
track in a mountain, you know, wherever they want a
god kid, where you'd run for across. Yeah, that's cool.
Or you walk, Oh you jump rope? I never know. Heart,
they still do it. You guys do that last week
(16:26):
or on it? Man, shout out, that's awesome. Good for
you guys. Yeah cool. What's the town called.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
It's h Murray, Utah, Inner Mountain Medical Center. Step for
a cause.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
That's awesome. Good story, that is what it's all about.
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I think there should be rules about Fourth July and
fireworks on July fourth, especially if it's a Friday night,
which it was this year.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Shoot them all night, I don't care. Shoot them to midnight.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
It sucks if you have animals or you're trying to
sleep whatever, But it is fourth July, so shoot them away.
Spend all that money pulling over side of the highway,
big tent. Catch your fire works letter Reptater chip Okay,
July fifth, ten pm. We got to stop shooting them
a ten pm on July fifth. I don't even like
them that they're being shot on July fifth, but I
get it in the South fireworks or a culture. And
(17:14):
you spent all that money at that tent on the
side of the road. Heck, you probably went on July
fifth morning and got them for like seventy five percent off.
July fifth, ten pm feels a little late to me,
but still I don't want to be the person's like,
it's so loud.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
July sixth, you go to jail. Jail, Yeah, right now,
right at jail.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
They shot them all night last night on July sixth,
on a Sunday night, and too, it's two nights after.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Nobody loves America more than me. Don't shoot them on
July sixth. It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen and heard.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
My dogs are freaking out for three nights in a row,
the fourth, fifth, and the sixth. The fourth I explained
to them I gave him the whole spiel America freedom.
They just wanted fed. They had no interest in me
telling them that story. And on the fifth I was like, guys,
and what I would do is I'd put them in
a room, a very small room and close it and
I would turn them. You have a nineties hip hop
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playlist that I played as top volume, and they thought
they were like Noriega being tortured back in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Like which is worse?
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, exactly. They were just like, what's this noise? But
it was better than the pops? Okay?
Speaker 3 (18:17):
And so they weren't like freaking, like shaking and barking.
They were just kind of, you know, grooving along with
Lauren Hill for the most part.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
You can't do that.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
On the sixth, two nights after no fireworks, you go
to jail for twenty four hours and we put you
on social media, like this person shot fireworks for two nights.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
The sixth is that before ten o'clock two.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Or the six is no more?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Six is no more? You go to jail?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, get it? You have two You have forty eight.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Hours ten pm on the fifth is the Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:42):
On the fifth, do you have a lot of time? Okay?
Like also, why are you not shooting them all on
the fifth? You have the fourth? And I get it.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I would shoot them all on the fourth. I don't
want to have the biggest best Fourth July ever. Okay,
She got some on the fifth. Like I said, seventy
five percent off. There's no reason to shoot him on
the sixth. Anyway. I hate I hate everybody who did that.
I hate them.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Well, I didn't even hear any Oh.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
My god, be at my house.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
You have Lauren Hill go into it.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
They were shooting them over the top of my house.
She drives me crazy. So that's what I had to say.
I'm glad I got that off my chest.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, that sounds like a good plan.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Anybody disagree, I guess I don't. I don't. It doesn't.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
It doesn't bother me. I guess I wasn't hearing it.
But if they were keeping me up last night like you, then.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, it's not me. It's the dogs, and the dogs
keep everybody up right right.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah, the dogs get scared and the dogs pee places.
I think I might appeal little too. You guys can
call us if you want. Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby.
That is our phone number, eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
So this woman died.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
She was a big Barbie fan, and her name was
the Kiva Steed, and she had a Barbie themed funeral,
and so one hundred guests in attendant said their final
goodbyes wearing pink or black. She also ordered a glass
coffin that had large displades that look like Barbie boxes
and post them on each side. The goal of the
glass coffin was meant to make it seem like she
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was in a Barbie box.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Oh wow, she loved Barbie.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
The funeral director got grief for making it happen, but
family members say it was done exactly how she wanted.
I'm looking at it. It looks like you're walking into a
Barbie store. It's exactly what she wanted. So shout out
respect for making it happen. You have to theme your funeral.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Amy rainbow?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Okay, give me some ideas here.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Oh well, you don't have to be color coordinating with people,
but certain people will be assigned every color of the rainbow.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
You want it like a football stadium where they're like
red out the stadium, stripe.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Out the stadium. Oh no, he gibib So you want us.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
All to talk about what color going to the seating
chart then has to be next to who were with,
but they we have for a different colors.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Also, it's symbolism, right, It's like oh, then anytime you
see a rainbow, that'll be me coming back being like,
hey guys, I'm fine, everything's you know what comes.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
You're setting us up for a symbol.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Then that ain't fair because that means you're taking credit
for every rainbow for now on saying that's a symbol
to the.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
People that are there, not to everybody. And then also
what comes after a storm?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Rainbow?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Also, rainbow is a pretty celebration.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
That makes sense, but for you to go then every
rainbow you see it is supposed to be me.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Also, well, I don't know what bird I'm gonna be yet.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
But a cardinal walking my wife the other day, it
is walking. It was just my wife and I were walking.
We saw a cardinal in a tree while my wife
and I were walking.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I got it. Got we saw it jacking cardinals Like
I don't speak to you or no, I thought about
you though.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I was like, Amy, think that's her mom. I should
tell her mom to the park. That's what I thought. Yeah,
so you do you do all rainbow?
Speaker 4 (21:47):
I just feel like it could be if done tastefully,
it could be very beautiful. And also I don't want
it to be a funeral. I wanted to be a
celebration of life.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
I want mine to be Arkansas Razorback, and I want
them to carry my my my casket out through the
tunnel like like the like the team's coming in.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Is your funeral at the stadium?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, the tunnel.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
And then I want because it's going to be full
of I mean, seventy thousand people everywhere. Yeah, so I want,
like I don't even care for they're players, but I
want you guys dressed in full Razorback like shoulder pads
and stuff, and to lead it out and carry my
casket and over the top. They put me in the
fifty yard line and then Razorback grades come out and
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say a few words and.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Then okay, anything else, No, I just wanted to be.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Like and I want to all ready the hall red
and then and then I wanted to bury me in
the middle of the stadium.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
So I want yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
And then as they're putting me into the ground, pig sue,
they throw the final dirt on me, do it and
they play all the games on top of me for now.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
On Okay, okay, now we can make that happen.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
That's my theme markets all Razor Back bury me the
fifty yard line Eddie Hawaiian Hawaiian theme.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
So this is what I got pictured right, everyone wears
Hawaiian shirt. What do you want it anywhere in a manner.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
You're not picking Hawaii. I mean, if you want to.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Do a Hawaii that's fine, but it's hard for people
to get to Hawaiian. You're dead, dude, you get to okay,
So we can do it anywhere. But as long as
when you go in there there's Hawaiian music playing, little ukulele.
Hawaiian shirts. Everyone gets on my tie when they enter,
but limit because some of my family members have problems
without the hard Yeah yeah, so limit on the my ties.
And then no shoes everyone, no shoes, shorts, Hawaiian shirt
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and that's.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, like a lu a h pick.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
We can roast the pig with the apple in his mouth,
all of it. I want everybody said in mine though
that sounds too fun. I want everybody so sad of mine.
Yeah yeah yeah. And I demand like six months of hardcore,
everybody being just destroyed, yeah yeah, crying for hard I
don't want to be like we're happy, we want no.
I want you to have a bad time because you're
sad I'm dead. Yeah six months, Yeah, six months. I
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just like, oh, I can't know how we can go on.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, we'll probably we'll probably need a year, right, Oh.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, make me feel better now. Lunchbox Survivor themed.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
I want it like a tribal council, and I want,
you know, the torches, and I want my casket to
kind of hopefully be on fire. And then when it's
time to finally close the casket for the last time,
like you know, the tribe has spoken, and then they
extinguish the flames and they.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Close the casket.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
It would be amazing and people get up there and
they have to give speeches like it's final tribal council,
but it's really about me and the relationship with me.
And then the the people in the audience vote who
should get all my stuff? Like you know, they vote
for the winner of the million dollars.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
So that's your will vote stuff though, because I don't
think if it's like, Okay, who's up for the ultimate
they gott to walk out because his car's broken down.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
I don't want some of it, styeah, but he still
has his prom king crown. Yeah, I got my crown
I got my clothes.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
Yeah, I mean different things like that, and people are
trying to win that in the people in the audience.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Vote for who gets it. Can I make a suggestion?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Yeah, what if they voted for somebody get they cast
got and go down with you?
Speaker 7 (25:01):
Oh that someone has voted off the island.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yeah, real, off the live island. Ever loses the vote
has to get in. They shut it and you go
get very together.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
That'd be pretty cool. That'd be cool.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Okay, So Amy's Rainbow, let's watch the Survivor, Eddie's Hawaii
Mine tarkeets all Razor back. Yeah, but mine's like so sad.
Like I, guys, I want you to kind of be
sad just thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I'm already sad right now. Thank you, thank you. It's terrible.
I need you guys to be like.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
I can't go on, I can't think about it anymore.
I'm not gonna be able to function.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Thank you. So I should just do this. Then let's
play this song on my base. Start crying.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Everybody, remain calm. We have more show to do today.
Here's a voicemail we got, Hey, Bobby.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Yeah, I was just calling to see if we could
get the segment back where you and Ray act it out.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Movie line. Thank you, Amy. We're gonna act out a movie.
See if you can end the movie we're acting out.
It's is called masst.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
We need you to focus because we are good actors.
We need you to be a good audience. I am
this is the easy one for one point.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Y you good?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
You can start us off and action? Why you did
say something?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Didn't you? Do you know which way the Emerald City is?
I don't know because I haven't got a brain, only straw.
How can you talk if you haven't got a brain.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
So some people without brains do a lot of talking,
don't they. Yes, I guess you're right. Well, we haven't
really met properly, have we?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Why? No? How do you do? How do you do? See?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Okay, that's an easy one.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Yeah, what is that Wizard of Oz?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah? Emerald City gave it away?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Oh no, Straw made of strong game?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Oh really, Emerald City? You don't think that?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Not for me right away?
Speaker 2 (26:41):
What year do you think? That movie's from?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Nineteen fifty nine?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Nineteen thirty nine, But black and white's all the same
if you ask me, thirty nine.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
That's what it says, Wow, is that true? Nineteen thirty No,
that's true? Yeah? Is that even a real year?
Speaker 5 (26:59):
And they made color?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I'm gonna go Tyler Harrow.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Nothing, No, it was black and white and then they know, Well,
the big.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
Part of the movie is when it turns into color
because she opens.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
The door and the whole world is colorful. Yeah, it
goes to color. What year do they go to color?
Probably in nineteen thirty nine? Wow, I had no idea, Abby.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Can we put you on fact check there? Like, tell
us what your Wizard of Oz came out? I Mike's
probably right, and what your color TV came out? First
color movie came out in nineteen oh two? What so?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Whoa, Yeah, I'm Tyler Harrow. I don't believe anything in
the past. Nothing, none of this happened. There's no chance
nineteen thirty nine. Okay, what about the first color TV show?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
What did that air? We know because that movie's on
thirty nine? That's crazy. That was a real year, Yeah, right,
next nine?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
No, I know, first color TV show in nineteen fifty one.
So I guess in the movie theater you saw it
go color? But you can I guess you don't watch
a movie on at home.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
No, so when everything is watching movies from the eighteen hundreds, Oh,
they're all in.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
They're blacking from eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
I don't think they didn't all go color at once. Oh,
but there are no movies in the eighteen hundreds. No, okay,
all right, second, Ray, this is the medium. Amy, Can
you name this movie? And Ray? Go ahead, on the
count of three, name your favorite dinosaur.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Don't even think about it, just name it? Ready, one, two, three?
Speaker 7 (28:21):
Chapter?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
If you were a chick, who's the one guy you
would sleep with?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
What? What did we just become best friends?
Speaker 8 (28:32):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Do you want to do karaoke in the garage? Yep? Scene?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Okay, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
It was in black and white? What movie was it?
Step Brothers two thousand and eight. Good.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
That's a hard one to do because there's a lot
of timing on rights part.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
We didn't rehearse that.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I nailed it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Yeah, just natural natural. All right, this one's hard. Ray.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Are you ready? I'll go first. You signed the papers,
you said me up. You're gonna blame me because you
were the business out of the company and you made
a bad business deal with your own company.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
It's gonna be like, I'm not a part of the company.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Tell me this isn't about me getting into the Phoenix.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Co Come on, you did it. You did it. I
knew you did it.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
You planted that story about the chicken. I did not
plant the story about the chicken. You had me accused
of animal cruelty. I'll bet what you hated the most
was that they identified me as a co founder of
the company, which I am. You better lawyer up, because
I'm not coming back for thirty percent. I'm coming back
for everything.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Amy, what.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
The chicken? The company? Lawyer up? Okay?
Speaker 4 (29:45):
The paper signed any answer there, nothing's really sticking out
to me.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
But we nailed the scene. So it's like, I mean, I'm.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Featuring like Wolf of Wall Street.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Something like that.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Your answer is especially like six Session, but that's TV show.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Your answer is the phoenix.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
What's the phoenix?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Your answer is what's the phoenix? Your answer is Harry Potter.
Oh my god, your answer is Harry Potter in correct, Eddie,
do you know it?
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Tommy Boy?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
In correct? Lunch Bunch, do you know it? The Big Short?
In correct?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
It is Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg and the social network.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
The social network. What is the Phoenix?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Is that a hotel?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
It is a newsletter?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
The like a Hovan newsletter.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Hey, Ray, let's do one more go to the one
scene three and it starts with you know what, you
got it? I'll do that one and you're ready to
have a lot of the scripts we had like nine, dude, Yeah,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
You know what they call a quarter pounder and cheese
and Paris? They don't call it a quarter pounder? Which cheese?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Na, man, they got this metric system, they wouldn't know
what a quarter pounder is?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
What do they call it? They call it a royale?
Which cheese? Scene? You got this?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
That's a very famous scene, a very famous movie.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
And I've never seen the movie, but I know the scene.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
It's one of those you've never seen a movie.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
No, No, I know the scene. I've seen the scene
on the internet a hundred times.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Really, because I was gonna say, like Ocean's eleven.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Eddie, pulp fiction. Pulp fiction is great.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Oh yeah, it's she I've never seen pulp fiction.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
We give you a solid bee for being an audience member.
We give us an A for our acting, and that
is master.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Great job. RAYMONDO Okay, it's time for the good news. Bobby.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
He goes about Wavy Bergie on TikTok and he posted
a video of this guy in Tampa pushing a very small,
i'll say, ice cream cart. There's a freezer cart down
the road and by the way, it's scorching hot there.
And so he's like, dude, sucks for this dude. Nobody's
buying ice cream. And secondly he's struggling. So he got
four million views. It took up a crowd fund and
they were able to donate thirty thousand dollars to buy
(32:03):
this guy ice cream truck.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Oh wow, and ask him try and we're pushing, dude.
That's crazy. That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
It raised thirty thousand dollars so far enough to provide
down with a comfortable and practical way.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
To sell his ice cream truck. That's from Sunny Skies.
That's an awesome story. That is what it's all about.
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
No time for the morning Corny, The morning Corny.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
What does the broom say to its baby at night?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
What does a broom say to its baby at night?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
It's time to go to sweep.
Speaker 9 (32:38):
Back.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That was the morning corny. I we're back. Lunchbox does
not work at a grocery store. Everbody should know that, right?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh yeah, I mean he wants the whole world to.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Know that lunchbox does not work at a grocery store.
It is not Nope, no, what happened?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
He doesn't.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
So we work above a Whole Foods, which is a
grocery store.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
We go down and get.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Snacks sometimes if we have a long enough break, and
we ran down there real quick, and self checkout is
the only thing I ever do there because they barely
have people working at the times we're down there. Well,
there was one lane open, and I'm like, Lunchbucks, you're
not going to go to the self checkout? Like we
can check out at the same time, and then walk
up together and he's like, I don't work at the
grocery store. And I'm like why, Well, we're in the store,
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like why are you announcing like you don't work at
the grocery store. And then he proceeds to get in line,
and he would not he wouldn't do it. He's like,
I don't work here. I'm not checking myself out.
Speaker 7 (33:31):
They're not paying me an hour they wait, so I'm
not going to.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Check out grocery.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
It's louder than that.
Speaker 7 (33:36):
You're going to give me a discount, I'll go to
the self checkout. I'm paying the same amount. When you
have someone that their job is to check out my groceries,
so why would I do their job for them and
not get paid for it.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
It's because you can get out quicker. That's why they're there.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
Huh, guess what, I'm not getting paid great, so you're
not stay longer.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
So I got lune. Guess what I was out for?
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Amy he was, But I think that's just because I is.
It takes me a minute to scan the things exactly.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Sometimes I'm like, and it won't be that.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
It wasn't the reason. You just don't work there, so
you don't want there, so I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
And he was yelling, I don't work at the grocery store.
I mean, it's already yelled back at me because he
walked ahead of me. And then I was like, you're
not going to do self checkout? I don't work ad
through groceries.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
He yelled.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
He showed them.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Literally, it's not about showing them, it's just letting them know. Hey,
like if you're not going to pay me. I'm not
going to go use the self checkout. I'm not going
to do the job that someone.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Is paid to do.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
Side note here something I've noticed about him over years
and years, and it just dawned on me when I
was walking out, because I think that female cashiers, especially
at grocery stores or gas stations, so he loves the
floor with that you thing. Yes, and they all they
don't find him a little charming because like he's made
friends of them.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
But I'm like, why do he I think he likes
to go it's.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Something about that, like I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
It's like they don't pay me. I don't work here.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
I think it's like I like to go where the
females are and to flirt with them.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
It's like you get something from it because you have
their attention, Like they have to pay attention to you.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
They're always laughing at attention.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Thing, right, I can't help but that women are attracted
to me and are drawn to me.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
I didn't say that. I just said that you flirt
with them.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Well, he does not work at a grocery store. I
do not work at the grocery store. So don't find
me in.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
The self checkout, and he wants everybody to know Bobby
Bone show draft. Awesome things that start with the letter A.
We at the last minute picked a letter Eddie. You
get to go first. I give you like fifteen seconds
to think about it. Awesome things that start with the
letter A.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Yeah, this is tough. There's so many things that start
with the letter A. Yeah, it's the most awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
The best thing to start with letter the best thing
to start with letter A.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
Okay, go ahead, all right. First thing that comes to
my mind is apple pie. Okay, so give me an
apple pie was good, and this one's tough because you
gotta go quick. I'm gonna go with America.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
That was what I was gonna go with America. Let's
go Usa. Mare?
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Did that come quick to you?
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Apple pie? Can first? Honestly, I kept thinking, ray A
one just left on the board.
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Give me Amazon, say a one, not the sauce number one?
Speaker 7 (36:21):
My next answer, I think that's to me, what are
the chances of that?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
So you were saying A one. Hasn't that ha been
what you'd picked first round?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah? Amazon?
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yeah, Because I'm like you were saying A one.
Speaker 7 (36:32):
I was like, oh my gosh, Amazon bell to me lunchboxy.
Now I need to come up with something that starts
with a. Oh my gosh, A what starts with a?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (36:45):
Man, I don't know many things to start with A.
I will go with apple sauce.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Why did you go with a apple? I don't have anything.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
You're struggling, well and how this works? Morgan goes as
five people in I did the whole counting thing wrong too. Yeah,
all right, God, Morgan would have been the first pick,
So you kind of screwed Morgan.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
That's all right, go ahead, I'm coming and strong with animals,
all the animals.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Well, yeah, okay, you're not even playing. Screwed up the
amount of people in the game.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
You you got a good one.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
I'm talking about apple sauce.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
I don't have anything that was a bad one. But also,
the first pick overall this.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Round was the worst pick, let's be honest, because you
had to go the quickest you wanted last in this round,
which Morgan ended up getting. All right, Morgan, you have
to go second round.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
You're up.
Speaker 6 (37:46):
Yeah, I know the obvious one that Amy's talking about,
because we're just talking about apples. But I want Apple
the company, Apple the brand.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, the brand. Okay, apple print sees the brand.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
So we have Apple Pie, Apple sauce, and Apple brand
Apple Pie, Eddy iPhone computer, hold on.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Hold on, hold on. Okay, maybe this is not different.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Are you speaking English? Nobody said Apple, you said specific
I don't know, but she's saying Apple the brand.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yes, you can't have.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Anything under That's what I thought you should do besides sauce.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yes, you did Apple sauce. I love Apple sauce is
definitely like the eleventh favorite Apple product. So you're telling
me Apple TV is under that, right?
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Yeah, And I got screwed in this draft.
Speaker 7 (38:37):
I'll tell you that I've been the first pick.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Dude, you had extra time and you still pick Apple sauce.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
I don't the first pick. I had Amazon, and then
you said that.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
But okay, it doesn't matter to pick your pick.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
Give me apps, apps on your phone that works.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Keep yelling, that's fantastic. Say something like Alzheimer's.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
That maybe you say Alzheimer's cure.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Okay, it's really good. He's up.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Okay, I don't know. Dude, is this throwing a letter
in their last Okay? So Ray has Amazon, Ray, what
are you adding? What's the stealing culture in this game?
I guess Honor amongst steves, So give me appetizers. That's good, Amy,
You really messed that up. But you know what, I
messed up earlier too, so I forgive you.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Back over.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
So Ray has appetizers in Amazon. Lushboks has apple sauce
and apps. Morgan has animals and Apple the brand. I'm
gonna go with a one a one steak sauce and
that just like that, a one steak sauce anything.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Ray, thank you for that one, Honor monk thieves? All right, Eddie,
you got apple pie.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
Apple Pie, and I'm gonna go more specific with the animals.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Give me she has all animals? She does?
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Can you take all animals?
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Animals? You can't take an hard bark? She picked all animals.
What animal I'll pack?
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Well, that's stupid. Anyway, you can have it. You know what.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
We'll let you have an album.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
They're pretty yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
One okay, yeah, we normally wouldn't give that to you.
That was such a bad answer.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
I think it's good, Eddi. You have apple pie and alpacas.
Now you have one more. Pick you up again, oh.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Yeah, give me Applebee's. It's awesome. I got two apples
in there though, whatever.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Okay, so it has apple pie, I'll pack as an apples,
so weird. America A one steak sauce, and my third
is going to be.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
You can't say it AIDS cure, dude, Oh my gosh,
that's awesome. An AIDS cure. Thank you, You're welcome. That's
what I want. That would be awesome. Hold on, what
are your three good? Okay, tears my eyes. America A
(41:29):
one's days an AIDS cure.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
All right, that's that's a pretty legitimous. Okay, right moondo
you have Amazon and appetizes.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
What are you adding? Steal the draft?
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Thank you everybody, al Co Hall, that's a good wind.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Had a couple of.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
I mean, it's not as like fundamentally responsible as age Cure,
but it's all yeah, we all like it. Yeah. I's
done a lot of damage, unless it's like a pearl
rubbing alcohol, that's true.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Let's killed a lot of people, race killed people. My
saving addiction, right, yeah, maybe my family.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
You're gonna pick so may picks a.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
Maybe you're on fire today.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Okay, let's bugs do it. Yeah, I gotta think of something.
Good man, I thought about that when you said what he.
Speaker 9 (42:40):
Ahead.
Speaker 7 (42:41):
Yeah, I'm gonna take one of the best Disney movies
of all time.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Give me a Laddin. We know he's done right. Ade
cure alcohol Aladdin. That is solid down the middle.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Good Morgan, your final Pickture, you have animals, Apple the brand.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Here's a solid What do you got? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (43:02):
I know, and I would have had appetizers.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
He was on my little list over here.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
But now I'm like kind of struggling.
Speaker 6 (43:08):
I've got Arizona and Apple printer.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
That's all I've come up with. Oh my god, I
just saw the one.
Speaker 6 (43:15):
Oh Man, you can read no draft works.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
He knows that he wants to make noise. I got
a solid one. No, I'm sure you do. After the fact.
It's like making a three pointer after the buzzer.
Speaker 6 (43:28):
I got it, and you guys kept saying the a
whole word, And now there's something else in my head
and now I can get that out of my head,
Like what you know?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I can't? That is what is your answer?
Speaker 5 (43:41):
Amy?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
You have to get suspended another round.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
You gotta be all your Luckily, you've been very funny.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
That's the only saving Grace Morgan.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
He oh, I got the Apple's terrible pick.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
There's like nine Apple things like you in line to
win that thing until you picked Apple.
Speaker 11 (43:57):
Well, I was also going to be fine until as.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
My sneaky Arizona would have been solid Arizona.
Speaker 6 (44:05):
Just the Arizona people.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Sure got the Arizona vones, like for sure, you wouldn't
for sure if I'm Arkansas. I almost picked Arkansas Arkansas,
but I thought there was two down the middle.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
I'm already gonna get tho votes, not people but have been.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Maybe those people like Apple Fritters are.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Coming to me. Trust me.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Here are the teams. Go vote for a team. Bobbybones
dot com. Eddie's team is apple Pie. I'll pack as
an Applebee's very simple. My team is America A once
take sauce and Aid's cure a little more complicated, raises
Amazon appetizers an alcohol ray.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
That's solid. Man, he's gonna win. I mean sounds like America.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
Nobody picked Amy. I thought that somebody picked Amy, but
she can. She kept throwing words in, so she's gonna.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Get nobody mad. Wow.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
I ever occurred to me that anybody would pick me
lunchbox picked Apple sauce, apps and Aladdin, and you.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Gotta put apps on the phone. Child.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
I should have got rid of Apple sauce and picked
the air conditioning. I mean that was so stupid. You're bad
and it's fun. You're bad as it brown.
Speaker 5 (45:17):
This is not.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Air conditioning. You're the one that hates heat. Everybody loves the.
Speaker 3 (45:22):
Air condition I'm not saying we don't use it, but
I'm saying that.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
It's better than Apple sauce.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Actually, I think it's better than a Laddin. Yeah, I mean,
Morgan has animals, Apple the brand and Apple fritters. Alaska
Alas probably go with air zone over Alaska, bigger cities,
more people, and Arizona is awesome.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, shut Arizona.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Yeah, okay, I go vote Bobbybones dot com.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
Fun.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
We have way to put this up on our socials.
People can vote on those two. Can we put the
teams up.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Or now we only get four options there, so no crap.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Anyway, All right, Bobby Bones dot.
Speaker 10 (46:01):
Com, Wake up, Wake up in the mall.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
And it's a radio and the doctors.
Speaker 10 (46:11):
He's on time already, and his lunchbox more getting too
Steve Bread and I'm trying to put you through the fog.
He's running this week's next bit, and Bobby's on the box,
so you know what this.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Is the Bobby ball, And tell me how you feel
about this. This server at a restaurant says she puts
her own baby picture from when she was a kid
in her server book, so she looks like a single mom.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
Listen to this serve her.
Speaker 12 (46:44):
Hacks that's actually working when I'm painting orders like it's
my baby picture. But I'm like, yeah, yeah, she's six.
I had her when I was nineteen. Da didn't want
to stay. You know, it's giving a single mom who
works too jobs. I'm like, please help me support my
bab be.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
It's really tough.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
But so whatever, it's not a lot of.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
It isn't an entertainment.
Speaker 5 (47:11):
I mean, you don't.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
You don't demand the truth. It's not like you're in
a court of law. You don't demand the truth from
your servers.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
Yeah, but you're you're lying and praying on people.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
You're not praying. I do not think praying is the
word why, because.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Yes, you're praying on their emotions.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
You're trying to, you know, win over.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
I think a predator of praise on people. I don't
think that's predatory.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
Okay, you're pulling on their heart strings.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, and I like that. I like to have a
heart strings pull sometimes.
Speaker 4 (47:42):
Okay, So she's it's theaters.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah, it's entertainment. You don't go out to the restaurant
for truth and nothing but the truth and help you God.
You go out to the restaurant for a good meal
and to have a good time and feel good. And
some people, Yeah, I don't mind.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
I guess I was just playing a character.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Listen, I was a server. I don't give a crap
as long as you're not stealing, care what you say.
When I worked, I had to wear a full tuxedo
to my It was awful, but I had to wear
a full tuxedo to work.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
It's working at the De Soto Club. And I'd go
and I'd wait.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
I started first washing dishes, moved a bus boy, no jacket,
just tie, bow tie, and then when you were serving,
you had to wear full jacket.
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Miserable.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
But for the most part of the retirement community and
old lady to pinch my butt.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Have at it.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
They would pinch your butt.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Yeah, have about it. It's theater. You better believe it.
Most of the time, I got a bigger tip.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
So I'm not against doing what you gotta do as
long as you're okay with it.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
To get a bigger tip, you're sticking your butt out.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
You know what, if they wanted to have a run,
give them a run. Yeah, old lady then had that
in a while.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Here I was in my tuxedo.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
Why aren't you a cutie, Leana?
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Piece of that? It's funny, Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
I don't think it's a hack.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
It's a white line.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
It's a lie.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
It's a straight line.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
White light is like, hey, how are you today? And
your life is terrible and you're like, oh, I'm doing Wait.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Let me give you a scenario. No, that's not a
white lie. What is that? Abby?
Speaker 3 (49:05):
So in your single days everywhere? Ring on the finger
that said you weren't single?
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Yeah on my left hand.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Yeah liar.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
To these people, you're a liar and you're going straight
to eight double hockey sticks.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Wait, why did she have to do that?
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Because guys she didn't want guys to hit on her. Oh,
come on, that wouldn't.
Speaker 6 (49:25):
Like creepy ones up if they ever would creep hit
on me.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
They wouldn't be ones.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
I'm interested in all. I get it. I mean I know,
I know she's lying.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Oh no, I get it.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Praying on them guys everywhere.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
Well okay.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Also, the people didn't have.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
To give her money, Yeah, but they wanted to give
a bigger tip because they think she's she said, it's
giving single mom working two jobs.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
It's the story that she's saying along with it, story picture.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
I'm going to tell you this that Well, first of all,
it's weird because that picture probably looks like.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
It's fifteen years old. You know, it doesn't look like
any way.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
Secondly, with her, I don't think she's volunteering all that
information unless they're asking and it gets pulled out that
the string gets pulled.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
I don't think she's like, hey, welcome to Chili's. Check
out this picture. So you go hold right, right right.
Speaker 4 (50:16):
They're obviously asking, oh, what's that picture, and you're like, oh,
she's like, oh, it's my daughter, and oh.
Speaker 1 (50:21):
How old is she? Well had her when I was nineteen.
The dad. I'm sure the story just changes depending on ry.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
I'd go hard, Oh my he died, he died, he died. Yeah,
I do everything.
Speaker 4 (50:34):
I'd be and yeah, why not exactly already in the
line of duty.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Exactly. Okay, all right, all right, here.
Speaker 3 (50:44):
Is I got a couple of other good ones. A
guy was hired to cut the grass and so this
this is in Charlotte, and he leaves. He's got a
massive house, like they say, value to four point three
million dollars if you were to get on in zillow it.
So it's a mansion. And so he says, hey, I
need you to cut the yard while I'm away. So
(51:05):
he does, except he doesn't just cut the yard. He
does this.
Speaker 11 (51:09):
Brown says he threw a graduation party for his son
at this home on twelve Mile Creek Road, where he
claims he had permission to be.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Trust is already built. That's why I was able to
be there.
Speaker 11 (51:19):
Videos circulating on the social media show hundreds of people
of all ages on the property.
Speaker 7 (51:24):
Yes, we charged them to the doors, just because we
wanted to ensure that if anything was broken, we could
replace it, you know.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
So it is liability when you're running a business.
Speaker 11 (51:34):
Neighbors called police about noise, The traffic deputy showed up
and shut the party down. Brown is now facing felony
and misdemeanor charges for trespassing and breaking and entering.
Speaker 3 (51:45):
He wasn't charging, in my opinion, is he wasn't charging
money as an insurance policy for a vase that broke.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
So exactly, you can't just use the house. I think
your house, and that's a big part of that. That's
not your house.
Speaker 1 (51:55):
That he had permission to be on the lawn to
the yard.
Speaker 2 (51:59):
Well, no, this is this is against the law. He's
going to jail.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
You can't arrest the girl for showing her own baby
picture and telling a story to entertain the people at
the table. It's basically a bedtime story. That's from imdd
on TikTok, all right, and then fine, can you imagine
just to have like I can't the guts, Yeah, like
to do that.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
I don't have that.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
Like you're you're hired to do the lawn and you're like, man,
this house is awesome, and I know they're not here.
Let's have a massive party inside of it. The well
charge just in case the picture frame is broken. Great,
I give you one more car wash owners. They had
made a bunch of money in the car wash business
and one of them died and his dying wish was
(52:45):
to shower the streets with money, and so a helicopter
goes up and they dump all this cash, fifty thousand
dollars out of the helicopter.
Speaker 13 (52:53):
A car wash owner who passed away had a dying
wish to shower the streets with money. Just hours after
his funeral, helicopter flew over Detroit and dropped what witnesses
believe was around fifty thousand dollars in cash.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
No safety has it right, like silver dollars, big ones. Yeah,
but it's cash. I'm looking at it and it's cash
blowing everywhere and it's on the street.
Speaker 2 (53:29):
Oh, that's the coolest thing ever. Did you hear all
the happy people?
Speaker 7 (53:32):
I mean, he made everyone the death wish of him.
That is the coolest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2 (53:36):
What death wish is different? No, No, his death wish
was dying wish. Okay is dying? Yeah, death whish is different.
Speaker 7 (53:43):
Sorry, yeah, yeah, his dying wish is probably the coolest
one I've ever heard. That is the coolest thing anybody
has ever done. On their way out, he said he
was gonna give to some server at the restaurant. There
was a single mom for two, but he found out
that wasn't true. No, it's all over the street.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
I'm telling you. It looks so unsafe. Yeah, that's what
I was thinking. Pulled over and some aren't.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
Some aer driving really slow as people are in the
middle of the road, Like three dudes are shirtless, like
diving on the ground for dollars.
Speaker 2 (54:08):
So anyway, it's funny because nobody got hurt there. You go, Hey,
what a.
Speaker 4 (54:12):
Heck, Maybe lunchbox you should put that as you're dying
wish if it's so cool, like with what I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Have money when I get that four one K going,
that's plenty of time for that. Okay, Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 3 (54:30):
Today.
Speaker 7 (54:31):
This story comes us from Davenport, Florida. A man got
in a fight with his wife, said I'm leaving, and
he storms out of the house. He's like, man, I
don't want to go back and face the wrath. Oh,
there's a house down the street that people you know,
they're gone for the summer. So he breaks in lives
there for four days.
Speaker 2 (54:48):
Oh, stays I thought he maybe just take a nap.
Speaker 9 (54:51):
Uh, And the.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
Neighbor noticed that he was in the house and called police.
Ought to not have to go back and see his wife.
Speaker 7 (54:58):
Yeah, he said, my wife and I got in a fight.
I didn't want to go back and face her.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
Like I get that free rent. No, no, it's not
free because you go to jail. Yeah, that's not free. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (55:09):
So he was there for four days, cooking meals, taking baths.
Speaker 5 (55:12):
Crazy.
Speaker 7 (55:13):
Okay, I'm lunchbox at your bonehead story of the day show.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
I were going to do an anonymous spell the tea.
You go, let's spell the tea.
Speaker 3 (55:27):
So someone wanted this to remain completely anonymous. So they
were able to get on the voice changer and they
have something to say.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Go ahead, hit it, Bobby.
Speaker 9 (55:35):
It seems that Eddie is up to his old tricks
again of acting very busy at work. I've seen it
one multiple occasions in the past. Couple of weeks, just
hanging out with the afternoon guy in the building. The
other day, they were in the studio for like two hours,
and then yesterday, what do you know, I look over
and there's Edie just sitting in that guy's office and
(55:56):
they're watching the downtown traffic.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
Saw does not have time for a lot.
Speaker 9 (56:02):
Of things to hang out with his buddy of office.
Holliday Long, why is Eddie avoiding his family again. Is
there a bird news at the house.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
So that's totally anonymous.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
We don't know who that is, although I feel like
he could have done that voice without the voice changer.
Speaker 4 (56:19):
Obviously it's not me, but I had a similar thought
like that, the voice changer is not me, but I
did think. I was like, gosh, it's summer and Eddie's
kids are home from school, and he's like, you know,
here a lot more. I know he has that like
he has a lunch with that guy afternoon guy.
Speaker 1 (56:35):
Everywhere once a week, once a week.
Speaker 4 (56:37):
But yeah, he's just been like chilling a lot more.
And I think it's because it's summer and kids are home.
Speaker 3 (56:43):
True, the anonymous person says that you claim you're so busy,
yet you hang out for hours on end. This is
not the first time we've heard of this. Yeah, anything
you'd like to say to this.
Speaker 5 (56:50):
Yeah, yeah, So summer's interesting because, yeah, the kids are home,
but my wife has a job where she's doing these
like zoom call meetings, so she's please don't get home
before one o'clock, Like I can't. The kids are at
a babysitter, and I can't have you walk in because
When I walk in, the dog starts barking, so she's
literally don't come home till one o'clock. And so I'm like,
(57:10):
all right, I'm just gonna, you know, upload my videos
and then go hang out with mckittie. And we hang out,
we talk, sometimes we get lunch, but that's been my
thing for the last few days. That's it.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
There's a picture so much snuck of you.
Speaker 3 (57:23):
I don't know the person who did the anonymous Yeah,
all the way across our building and you are just chatting, chilling.
Speaker 2 (57:29):
You didn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (57:30):
Home after one for sure. No.
Speaker 5 (57:33):
No, I get home like one o'clock.
Speaker 2 (57:34):
Is there any truth? Do you wanting to avoid your
family because they're all home?
Speaker 8 (57:37):
No?
Speaker 5 (57:37):
I love my family. I mean no, one's arguing that
one of my favorite things in the world is to
hang out with my family, So why would I avoid that? No.
And sometimes they're even at the pool, so they're not
even home when I get home.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
So I'd like to thank the anonymous, but who could
that be?
Speaker 3 (57:50):
I don't know whoever. It is, like, you're brave. You
took a real risk with that, and I appreciate you.
Know what.
Speaker 7 (57:56):
I'm gonna come out and say it with me. Wow, wow,
because that's all at one o'clock. Yeah, weird picture taking
one pm? Yeah, timestamp, you're nowhere in your home.
Speaker 5 (58:09):
I think that, she said.
Speaker 9 (58:12):
Remember.
Speaker 7 (58:13):
No, man, it's weird because the data on an iPhone
it tells you when you took it.
Speaker 2 (58:17):
Morgan, what time does that say?
Speaker 4 (58:19):
Yes, it's one pm.
Speaker 2 (58:23):
Would you like to see what Diamond says?
Speaker 8 (58:25):
No?
Speaker 2 (58:25):
I know.
Speaker 4 (58:25):
I know because I saw with my own old eyeballs.
That's why I said you're getting home after one because
I was here one day leaving and it was after
one and you were still here.
Speaker 1 (58:32):
It was one and you're still here.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
Boy in the family a little bit. Yes, summer.
Speaker 5 (58:36):
Summer's weird, man, it's just different things going on, doctor's
appointments and things like that.
Speaker 2 (58:40):
So I will thank you Lunchbox for being a whistleblower.
And that's brave of you. Yeah. I didn't want to
reveal myself, but we had no idea.
Speaker 5 (58:47):
Why didn't you do that?
Speaker 7 (58:49):
Because once you tried to lie that you get home
at one, I had to check the timestamp.
Speaker 2 (58:53):
And once you pop, you can't stop. He popped. Check
out the show today, we're back to the Bobby Show.
Speaker 3 (59:00):
Theme song, written, produced, and sang by read Yarberry. You
can find his instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo,
Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister
Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
Scuba Steve
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