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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Balls all right around the room. I'll go first, the
top touring country artists of all time. We got some
billions coming up in a second, but I'm gonna start
at ten. Brad Paisley has made three hundred and thirty
four million dollars touring. Wow, now this is all gross.
So gross's total comes in.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Okay, you're gonna pay it out.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Yeah, it's still a lot to pay out. But this
is like ticket sales. He sold eight point two million tickets.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Taylor Swift at nine, three hundred and thirty nine million.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
She's at nine, that's what it says.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
But that's her country maybe country, Oh okay, when she
was kind I think that it all counts, though, I
would research that.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Three hundred and thirty nine million dollars. She hasn't been
touring near as long.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay, good point.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So she's done two hundred ninety three shows, had over
four and a half million people there. I don't know
she's at nine.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I believe it.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
You believe she's a nine.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Those second prices are really expensive, guys, she says out
the stadium, though, are using higher.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, yeah, closer to one or two.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
She's a billionaire.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, but a lot of that billionaire was made in
other ways, so not just from her touring, but a
big part was I don't know, I don't know how
to feel about that. At nine, number eight, Rascal flats
three hundred sixty million, Number seven, Jason Aldie three and
sixty two million, Toby Keith at six, three hundred and
ninety seven million. The attendance was nine point four million
(01:29):
people over seven hundred and eighty shows. Oh well, Shanaiah
Twain is at four hundred and twenty one million mcgrat four,
Luke Bryan at three. Huge jump from three to two
because Luke Bryan's at three, George Strait's at two at
seven hundred and thirty three point seven million dollars, he
has had eleven point five million people watch a show.
(01:50):
He's on eight hundred fourteen shows.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
That's a lot. And he keeps riding away too and
coming back. I know he keeps tricking people.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Who do you think is number one? Gar Ruke Garts
at thirteen?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No way, He's.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Done two hundred and eighty million, six hundred and fifty
seven shows.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Oh have you said Chesney?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
I have not Chesney's at number one one point one
billion dollars. WHOA yeah, yeah, yeah, the attendant seventeen point
nine million, and he's done nine hundred and fifty two shows.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Wow, he's busy, busy.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
He's busy. Hey, no wife, no kids?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
All right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, Alan Jackson said he's retiring officially. There's audio to
this ray. This is him in a concert ahead and.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah I heard it. I'm kind of lining down. And
in fact, this is my last road show.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I'm okay, I'm gonna make it tear up up here.
This is my last road show.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
But we're playing it all good?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
A big finale show in Nashville next summer.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
It's been licking up.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I had ended all were it all started?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
And sis wos in the Green One City.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
He's a member of the grandell Opery, the Country Music
Hall of Fame, the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame. One
of the best selling music artists of all time, thirty
five number one hits on the Billboard Hot Country Chart.
He's won two Grammy's, sixteen Cmas and seventeen A CMS
favorite Alan Jackson song.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Mmmm.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Well no, I just think of the well it's not
this one, but this is the only one stuck in
my head? Now is the world stops turning?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Nine to eleven songs?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
Yeah, and now that that's in my head, the only one. No,
Now I have Chattahoochie in my.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Head, the first one of my head. Chatto. It's not
my favorite, but it's like the one I think of
first when I think of Alan Jackson.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Why do I go so sad?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You're just sad right now?
Speaker 6 (03:48):
I guess, nope, no, no, but there's got to be there.
I can't tap into it, though, Give me another one.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
A tap tap tap tap tap in to it?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Mm hmm. It's the world.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I saw at the a CMS he did remember when
that dirty.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Was so old.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
That's not my favorite though.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Looking back, just a stepping stone.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Who we are?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Who we were?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
A jam, living on love, riding on time without somebody, nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Worth a dime.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
That's a jam.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
That's probably mine.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I mean, we could go so many like I didn't
really like it's fine, but like it's five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Somehow I love that one.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
With your buffer not a buffer guy, though, you know,
and not a buffer guy.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
What about the corn bread and chicken.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Where I come from? His corn bread and Chicken.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, what about chasing that neon rainbow?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
One?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Chasing that knee on rainbow?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Live in that.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Honk it Tom Dream?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Because all I ever wanted was a picture's guitar. Aren't
singing that's a jam? Obviously, Chattahoochie makes the Top twenty list.
I mean I just sing that one man might country.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
A little bitty is good.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That mean.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
He's trying to be Okay, you got it. It's such
a random I got it because yeah, like stupid Dick,
I didn't get it. What are you saying?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Stupid dig.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Said something else?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
No, No, I think depending on when you were born,
I don't know. Don't want the jew boxes still classic,
but don't rock the juke box. I want to hear
some George because my heart anyway for a road, don't.
I won't feel a lot of rocks since my baby's gone.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Don't rock the juke box.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Send me a country.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Mine is not one of his face one of the
face riots of all time, but mine's probably Mercury Blues.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
If I had money, I'll tell you what to do.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I go downtown by the Mercury.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Too crazy about a Mercury rod it's so good.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, I'm crazy about a mercury. He's not tol time
as well, go finish it. I want to buy me
and mercury and cruise it up and down a road.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, didn't you do? What's that cover? He did?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Sing it donuts?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Well, I'm gone my sun and I'm going over as
a holler, No, no, don summer.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Ain't no cure for the summertime cover?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, it's like an old fifty song. I think, Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
If so, sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do because
there ain't no cure for the summertime blues.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
That's a gym by Eddie Cochran.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Wow. Summertime Blues is co written and recorded by the
American rock artist Eddie Cochran. It was written by Cockran
and his manager Jerry Capehart. If that was from the fifties,
is I guess it's not public domain yet?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Sometimes? Yeah, dude, I thought that was an Ala Jacket song.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
That's I love that She's got the rhythm. Now I've
got the blues.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
That's a jam too, Honday you that's a good one.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
What about Papa Top again?
Speaker 7 (07:20):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Remember that one?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Are you just looking at songs on your phone?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
No, but no popa top does. I feel like like
you're gonna be like, oh, I love that one, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, drives good, drives good. Sing that one good Morning.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I don't, I don't.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
I just know the title and I can picture him
in the music video.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
It's like drive for Daddy Jean or something in parenthesesenthes
on it. Yeah, drive parentheses for Daddy Jean.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
How did you know that?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I just remember seeing it.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Drive boy, hold on, Daddy, let me.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, that's a good job.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Hold on, I play it from my phone.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Here, just old plot wood Boat.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
That was a good one. I don't think I ever
heard that.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yes you have.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
You'll get this here.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
You're a little Betty Dane. Let me drive, guys, I'm
singing so many I'm losing some of the other melodies.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I can't believe y'all don't know Papa Top Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Stop it. They don't like it. Talked all trees. You
know that one?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yes? Wow, I got it.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah that's that's that's number one. Let's see how about
Pop Top.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Papa Top again?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
You guys like that one?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I think I'll have another round.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
So got the rhythm, and.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Now I've got the booze and one of these days.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Got you, I've got to lose.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
What's this?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
She's got the rhythm, Yeah, and I got she's telling
me I'm over you. She's got the rhythm, and now
I've got the blues jam. What is the one? It's
like when she's got an Adam's Apple?
Speaker 4 (09:28):
That's not good?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Remember that one? Being a woman, I had big hands.
I don't know that one.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh, come on, it's probably is that dry where I
come from? And maybe where I come from, let's.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Say, maybe it's Papa tops hold on speaking, Uh what,
I don't see where fitting that song?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Now there's one song I gotta working.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Not to get the heavy adams Apple.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
No, there's one though.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Where it's rocom from others.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Who's cheating?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Who?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
And who's eating you? That one?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's getting hard to sing them because they're all starting
to blending together. Oh no, that beast word?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Who's cheating?
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Who?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
And who's eating you?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
And who never anymore?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Doing right with someone? And who cars park next door?
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Good job.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
If you do. If you type in Alan Jackson Adam's Apple,
Adam's Apple, nothing.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Man, maybe you were singing the lyric wrong do.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
What if I was?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Because it's like, mm hmm, is it if there's anybody
out there that can call in? Because we're still they
still have to call us. Why I know we're live eleven?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Okay, you guys can call us mhm.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Because he's like, is there a song also called?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Is it then the Itty Biddy one?
Speaker 7 (11:05):
Well?
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Little bitty is.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
The name of the song, little bitty?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Mm?
Speaker 5 (11:10):
I do think it's a little bitty.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I can't be making this up.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I mean that would make sense.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Oh no, now I gotta find it.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
It's all right to be It says, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
I just said, does Alan Jackson ever sing about an
app in Adam's Apple?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
And according to Google, it says no. There's no indication
that Alan Jackson's music.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Okay, what about hands are too big?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Not frequently features?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Why I didn't, It's that's how it answered it. I didn't.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
How about like a mechanic that has an app? Adam?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Does he ever sing about big hands?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Try that one.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I don't know what I'm thinking to here.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Love's got a hold on you. My hands are sweaty,
and my knees are weak.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
My hands are sweat Damn knees are.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
We that's Elvis my own feet. I'm in love, I'm
a shop.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Here hands.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
No indication that Alan Jackson sings about Big Hand. He's nobody.
He's known for his songs about rural life, love and
country music.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Adams apples, what that She's gone country?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
He says.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
While he hasn't specifically referenced Big Hands in his music,
he does frequently sing about themes relevant to his life.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Frequently he has hands.
Speaker 8 (12:39):
What was it the talking song repair Blues? It starts
with the mechanic raised up from under my hood?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Go ahead, what's the next lyric?
Speaker 8 (12:46):
The mechanic raised up from under my hood? He shakes
his head and said, this ain't good. Your timing belts
done shrunk one size too small.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Turns out he's a woman. Is anybody calling?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
App Everyone saying the same thing. I was checked that
for a second.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
But was there song drives?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
You mentioned that one?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yet?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Mentioned that in mind I'll go back clothing?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
I don't. I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Is it in his song called Flaws?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
I didn't know her name.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
And I didn't. Yeah. I think that might have been lyrics.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
Let me look it up. Uh, when she looked at
me that way. I had to say, I knew I
had to get to know her name. She was married
someone plenty planned years ago her, I said, new, No,
I knew I had to get to know her name.
Is it anything about I have not seen any Adams Apples.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Type country song.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
It says all my flaws. Everybody's got them. You can
bet your too, your last two dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
This was a jam though, And I don't even know
your name. Oh yeah, wow.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
You would think if if there was a woman's woman
with an Adam's apple, it'd be in his song called flaws.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
But well, what's that are we're doing all songs?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Just all songs.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, I'm in love.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I don't even know make big hands out of.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
The left eyes higher than the right eye.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Man, this sucks.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
I snore when I'm asleep. I got long feet. He
sings about all that.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I'm telling you. Okay, we'll move on from me. But
there's something I'm just not there. I got a googles. Okay,
that's mine. Congratulations for a wonderful career. Alan Jackson, and
all right, Amy, what do you have?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
No? No, I know Jackson's story.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yeah, David Gefvin, he's a music mogive. Oh my gosh,
what do you do. He's a billionaire and two years
ago he married like a go go dancer in a
thirties with no prenup and they're now getting divorced.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Oh yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Why would you.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Not sign a prenup? David, Like, you're a billionaire, you
obviously have made some great decisions, and you don't sign
a prenup.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
But but but he's been rich for yit.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
It's what he makes during that two years, right, Bobby.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Okay, he's not getting half of his money.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, And the guys a billionaire are surrounded by ten
million financial people that are probably telling them, and he's like, no,
for two years. If just young guy's gonna marry me,
he can have whatever I'm make in the next two years.
I'm sure that's what happened, because David Gevin's I can
be an idiot and just realize, oh my god, I
did sign a prenup. Why did anybody tell me? But yeah,
this dude's gonna make a lot of money based off
probably just like the accrude interest from this guy's accounts
(15:41):
so much as anything else.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
That is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, I'm sure that's probably part of the deal too.
I'm eighty something, you're thirty something. You marry me, we
do dirty stuff, no prenup, we get divorced, you can
have whatever.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
That's part of it.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
That's probably part of it. Is there an Alan Jackson.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Song we are giving Up?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Looked everywhere.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Nothing.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
I think you might be thinking of a different song.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Yeah, maybe a different artist, Maybe just any artist that's
ever sung about a woman with an Adam's at.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Looks dude looks like a lady.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Okay, out of years?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Do you know the band The Who?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Who are you? Yeah? So a story came out that
they fired their drummer, which is like whatever, no big deal.
They were just about to start a tour and they
fired their drummer. But their drummer is Zach Starky Starky Yeah.
Does that ring a bell?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
No, Bobby, I saw the story where they're like, he
said a lot of projects, but I don't know who
he is.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Zach Starkey's Ringo Starr's son. Oh wow, Yeah, so he
got hired due part of the band. Then he claims
that the band fired him but was told to say that,
I've got lots of projects. Exactly what you just said.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
That's what I said.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I got a lot of projects going on and that's
why I quit. But he says that is not why
they got why I left. They got rid of me
and no one say anything. It's really weird. But I
thought it was interesting that that was a Ringo Star son.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I didn't know that Ringo Star's son. I saw Food
Fighters fire their drummer too. Yes, it was the guy
that they had picked up after Taylor Hawkins died. Josh Freese.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And I saw Josh Freese post on Instagram. He's like,
I just got a call that I was fired. I
guess I'm not a food Fighter anymore. And then I
got deeper into it, and I think Dave Grohl just
likes his people to be part of the Food Fighters.
They do other projects too, but not be like all
social media all the time type person. That's what I
surmised from that.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Sounds like there are a lot of drum jobs out there.
Now you're drummer looking for a gig.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Maybe I'll started learning. Did you read that too, Mike, Yeah,
Josh Freese plays like a lot of other like rock bands,
so maybe they didn't want him going back and forth
between bands.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
I yeah, like be exclusive to Food Fighters, did you? Well?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
No, because the other Food Fighters guys do play other bands.
But I think he plays. This guy plays in a lot.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Okay, he's like in nine Inch Nails, he was some
punk bands.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, because those other guys do solo projects. Because we've
had him on our show. We had the guitar player
on our show.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
All right, what else have you ever gotten fired?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah, me either. I got laid off, but never fire.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Laid off. It's pretty the same thing, though, No, no
it's not.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
It's not the same thing at all.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Yeah, let go like fired, you likely did something to
deserve it's being fired laid off. It is like you're
just like it's you ended up put the short end
of the stay.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
You've never been fired.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Why would you keep saying that because like all your jobs,
think he's been fired. Well, because you don't jinx it either. Well,
why do you keep saying that you never got a ticket?
You know there's a out of geting a ticket today,
I don't say that. I didn't even keep a bunch
of crap in my office for if I ever get fired.
But the difference and laid off.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Fired.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
What that's why you don't keep a lot of things
in your office.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, you have team office, Yeah, pictures, everything's boxed up.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
In case you get fired.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, you're like a coach.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I'm not putting a bunch of stuff in there, because
then I got to do the whole thing where someone
gets throw the crap in the box, get the building.
That's why I've never put much stuff in on my
office and let's like garbage. Uh no, not been fired.
But the difference is if you get fired for cause,
you don't get any sort of severance at all. If
you get laid off, you get Yeah, you get paid
for months.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Oh I didn't get paid when I got laid off
from Sam's.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Way probably now yeah, because I got.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I can't. I typed in. Is there any country song
where the artist notices the one has Adam's Apple? Guys,
I'm not crazy? Is this Mandela effect?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
And I looked through every song.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's like bigger hands then like this woman has big hands.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
There's a tall woman reference in where I come.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
From, but it's not what's the read the lyric.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
And people are yelling at it at us on the
live stream.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
What are they saying this awesome show that no.
Speaker 8 (19:41):
Uh hold on, I was chasing some on one O
one somewhere around Ventura. I lost a universal joint. I
had to use my this is it, this is it,
this is this is not a.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Go ahead, Alan Jackson.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
This tall lady stopped and asked if I had plans
for dinner. Said no, thanks, man back home. We like
the girls that sing soprano.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
It's that I just assume down.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Voice.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, and it's probably a dude.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
What's what's the name of the song where I come from? Oh? Really,
I thought we said that one we did, but that
wasn't It's funny you listen to the song and like
just imagines a man.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Music takes you everywhere.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Music you didn't even know the place of music will
take you.
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Because she was tall and had a deep voice, so
she obviously had big hands.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yep, that was it.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Though, thank goodness, I'm not got there. I'm only partially crazy.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
But there's nothing about big hands or yeah, have a.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Tall and deep voice.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Still not but that, but still yeah, yeah, let's just
say that's it.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
No, that is it.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I know for sure because I thought, Alan Jackson, it's
the same thought where I think it's a woman, but
it's really a man.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Yeah, Amy, Okay, So if you have joint pain, try
gargling water.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Why do you say water like that?
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Because it's crazy water crazy.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
Some people my pham roll they compared it to like
twenty minutes of stretching and foam rolling. And you just
gargle for sixty seconds and it stimulates parts of your
brain and nerves that will reduce inflammation and then you
should have less joint pain or stretching will be easier
after you gargle.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
My back hurts.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Try it, gargle what how do you what? No? I
saw a whole video he gurgled and then he been down.
Speaker 9 (21:25):
TikTok Morgan, Yeah, speaking of TikTok, did you see the
brawl breakout of like three hundred young kids at a
New Jersey school because they planned it on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
They planned it, they planned a fight.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
They planned Yeah, you said school.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Oh, I think I was just thinking they were all kids.
Speaker 8 (21:45):
Yeah, but they planned it on TikTok and they all
went to this New Jersey mall and they it was
this massive brawl.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Broke out because of it.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
They only arrested like seven people I saw can't catch everybody.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
So they had planned a massive fight. And did they
really fight or they just fake fight?
Speaker 8 (22:00):
I mean, it looks like some of them were actually
in the brawl, but I don't know that that was
what was intended. I think they were planning just to
like meet up.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Yeah, but you start fake fighting and somebody's and start
real fighting.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Because a meetup that was reportedly planned on TikTok it
then led to a massive brawl, So I guess it
was planned for everybody to meet up. Shocking vital capturing
the chaotic seeing quickl viral screaming and running from officers
there were Yeah, I guess it's a meetup going wrong. Hey,
who hasn't been part of those.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Fight?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Been to a fight?
Speaker 3 (22:32):
In a fight?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
He's never been in a fight, you know that?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Ever, it's like you ever died on a Monday the
World fire.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Morgan checked the live feed comments. See if anybody says
gurgling helps.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Joint No one's going to say that.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
Yes, nobody has confirmed had he try it?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
If it only took gurgling to help joint pains, a
lot of doctors would be at it. Just sucks they
spent their whole life learning how to replace joints.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Well, that's why they're not telling us, though. My doctors
will never tell us that gargling what hair?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Speaking of TikTok, and I say this with love, there
are certain trends that were probably too old to be doing.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Like what are we doing? Did somebody do something? Did
I do it?
Speaker 7 (23:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
It's and they haven't even done yet. But Eddie has.
Do you want to tell them? What trend? Do you think?
Speaker 3 (23:28):
I think it's called the leopard color hair? Yeah, I
have enough hair. So what you do is the kids
are getting buzz cuts and then they're dyeing their hair
like a like leopard skin. And I think I have
the perfect hair for that because I'm already bald. So
I grow it out for a week, then I do this.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
I think you should do it.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I think you're too old, and I think it'd be
that's a hard canvas to paint on, buddy, because it's
missing enough hair.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
It's going to look more like.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Did your kids tell you?
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
My kids like that. You should totally do this.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Hey, another thing, Lunchbox wanted a nutpdate on the Ninja
blender thing. You bought it?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah, my wife heard you talking about it. It was like,
oh my gosh, that sounds like a great idea. So
I just want to know no, no, no, legit still
using it? You never use it on the road, do you?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
What do you mean on the yes, dude, I just
did it yesterday for Margarita.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Where on the road.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
It's at your house, but you can use a regular
blender at your house. All the purpose of this was
to travel to travel.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Everywhere with it and do it after workouts. And so
how many times you use it traveling?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I took it last Yeah, last week to our workout.
I did. I loaded up before I go to the
workout with all the ingredients.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Have you ever seen and if you showed up to
my house to work out with a blender, I do
go home?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Okay, I'm bringing it next time, aunt, because it's in
my car. I just never bring it out to the June.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
So you just you work out and then you go
in your car and you're like, just turn it on.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I just drive the eight minutes home and do it
at home in your real blender post workout.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
SMOOTHI yeah, you're supposed to get it right away to
feed the muscles.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
It's got protein. He's eight minutes from his house, I
believe it or not.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
I don't want to call my wife an idiot, but
I don't want her to make an idiotic choice and
buy this thing and it never gets used.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I will say that you have to keep it charged, like,
don't go one day without charging it or else you're
stuck with a half blend because it'll go and then
go battery low, battery low. But other than that, if
you keep a charge every day, it works great.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
On average per week. How many times do you use
it on the road.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
I'm on the road twice because we only work out twice.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
That's not on the road, though, he's on the road
because he's that's just.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Driving down the road. That's definitely than on the road.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
It's not plugged in, is the point. It's it's portable.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
It feels like a lot of work. Probably crap in
your car when you just drive home and do it
eight minutes down the road.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
No, dude, And it's so small you clean it up
really easy.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
You understand, if you're traveling a lot on the road
or on vacation, you take it.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
But you're where are you gonna do with the ingredients.
You gotta have frozen ingredients.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yeah, you get him in the store.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
The whole point is for you to load it up
with your ingredients, take it to the gym, you work out,
pump some iron, and then.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Afterwards, I mean, you can also use it at home
for margarite.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
And that's what I did too, like in the backyard.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
You just why are you hating on this, dude? It's
so genius.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I think you're doing more work to prove that you
use it than you would do if you never had it.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
No, because I have a blender, and sure, can I
wait till I get home and make the smoothie on
the big blender? Yes, but this thing's perfect because then
I can drink it on the way home from the workout.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
I got a question.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Could you not drive home in the same amount of
time he's making?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Not only that, but couldn't you just blend it before
you leave and put it in like a yettie that
keeps everything cold.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
We've talked about that it'll melt and then it'll just
be like water. No, it won't, but if you keep
the blueberries frozen and the asa frozen in there, it's
still like ice.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
It feels like too much work. It feels like more
work just having it and preparing it, then the work
it would take just to get home and do it there.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
I'm bringing it tomorrow. I'm bringing it, but you're only
bringing it.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Be actually blended that there's no difference in eight minutes.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
There's really no difference for him if that's been eight
minutes talking afterward, just hanging out, talking after you talk
a little bit.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Yeah, so I just for Eddie, I don't believe it. Okay,
So for someone else, you believe it.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Forty five minutes. Are you're traveling on the road. Yes,
I think you're just using it for the sake of using.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
It, because like the Why I used to go to,
Like there was a smoothie place in the Why, which
I don't even care anymore.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Good for you. I didn't want to fight about it. I
don't even care. I literally don't care.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I'm just is that really? Is that really a thing?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Though?
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Like post workout? I'm happy for you first workout, smoothie's
like better to drink right after your workout? Yes, dude,
who knows? I don't even care.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I think there was a window within a certain amount
of time this.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Thing's awesome, But you just said think it's a very
vague thing.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
You just said, no, I do.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Okay, fine, Yes, scientifically, you should consume some sort of
protein and whatnot to feed your muscles within a window.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Is that window thirty minutes?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
I don't know that I can agree with. But you
need to take some turkey, some ham and turkey that
they protein.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah, I'm sure I'll bring it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
The best time to drinking post workout smoothie is within
thirty to sixty minutes after your workout. Saying thirty to
sixty dude, you can be on an eight.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
I talked for ten minutes. You already said that.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
The timing aligned with the antabolic window.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I don't care. Here's the thing. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
All I was doing was pointing out that you lived
so close. That's not being on the road, I guess
was my point more than this thing out working. I
think if we were traveling a lot, that'd be excellent.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
The other day, I did have to take my kids
to practice straight from workout, so I didn't get to
go home, but I had my smoothie.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
There you go. I don't care. Good for you.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I don't know why I guess so wrapped up in
that argument. Lunchbox, it's good. Tell your wife to buy it.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Hey, by the way, shout out to Eddie Fox.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Right, Eddie Fox. Who is Eddie Fox?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
He does like weekends on the Big ninety eight, are
local affiliate?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Oh he works here? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Why did you get so excited already?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Let me tell you why? Because I got an email
that said Eddie Fox has been getting my commercial money,
money that I'm supposed to get for cutting commercial spots.
He's gotten it for like two months, and then he
finally sent the company email. I was like, you've been
sending me money it's not mine, and I'm like, that's legit.
I would have kept the money, but not Eddie Fox.
(29:03):
Eddie Fox a great guy, Eddie Fox. That you're saying
this is the wrong Eddie.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Do you ever get checks from people, like checks from
sponsors that send you checks directly?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
I do. Sometimes that's weird, like an actual paper check.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, well, what's weird about it?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I don't get checks from anybody. I just get like
a couple of sponsors that send checks, probably probably because
they are affiliates that aren't iHeart Scuba.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yeah, usually the not I heearts.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I'll get checks for it.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yeah, that's cool. I gotta what do you take them
in the bank? I get him a business manager.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Okay, I don't know, but I get checks and Scoopa
would be like, hey, you got a check today. It
feels very like I'm back at a hobby lobby old
school picking up my check. I know, we need to
figure out how, and I kind of want it to
be organic. But our next live stream competition, and Amy
had an idea, but I think we would get hurt
doing it.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Maybe maybe if you gargle.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Amy's if you won like state champion and long jump
in Colorado high school, And so she was like, what
if we had all the guys do the long jump,
I'll hurt myself.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Long jump is very hard because you got to I
mean they practice those steps like I mean, I don't
even know how to get on the board.
Speaker 6 (30:18):
But I mean why just like y'all could just like
jump into a thing of sand and see who gets there?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
I have planner Fascist's feel well lately.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yeah you want to?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
You won? Who stayed champion? So exciting?
Speaker 6 (30:31):
I mean, okay, so he his distance was twenty one
feet six inches.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Holy crap.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah, triple jump or one long jump?
Speaker 2 (30:42):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
So I don't know which one.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
It wasn't one triples, one of the hot.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Triples, jump jump into sand, let me jump is just
I don't he could have definitely jumped twenty on my feet.
I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Oh yeah, no, I have the video, so let me count.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Yeah, does he just run jump or does he boom boom?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I'm about to tell you.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Is your steps your son?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
No, my sister son, crazy, your son, my nephew, my
step son?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Oh not going on?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah, married, I'm not. People don't know what. Just kidding. Okay,
here he goes, Oh one run round run run, Oh.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Okay, so that was that was one jump, okay, trouble
jump was the next day? Here?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Well this is Oh he's going down there.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Okay running, he's running. Oh look at that form.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Wow, long jump, that's awesome. I guess stay chat's yeah,
I don't know what is long and what isn't.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Well, the world record is twenty nine feet four and
a half inches four in quarter inch, and he got
what twenty one.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Feet twenty one six and he's sixteen.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
He wants stay a sixteen year old, like tenth grader,
left grader.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
He can jump?
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Is he really tall?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Seems average to me? No, he's not like abnorm.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
No, I'm watching the Mike Powell World Long jump Record
nineteen ninety one. Holy crap, I do flies.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
Yeah, jeez, well, I was thinking y'all could do it.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
I don't think, honestly, I don't think we'd even make
it into the saying.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
I think I don't even know the muscles that I
would tear, Like by looking at this, I have not
done that. It could be I'm watching this guy could
be hamstring. I could tear ankle's heat, buttalks could rip,
a calf could easily rip. I actually could miss and
beside it on the pavement.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
A lot of raise the sand from where that line is.
I don't know we'd make the say.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I don't like it. Is there a can you find us? A? No? No, no, no,
don't entertain this.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I just want to know scuba, can you find us
a long jump pit somewhere?
Speaker 3 (33:03):
I was already okay, Eddie, will look around.
Speaker 6 (33:06):
No, I could think of mind well before I pitches
an idea. I was talking to my boyfriend about it
because I was like do you think that they could
do it? Because he was like, yeah, I think they could,
and yes, there's a place where they could go. Because
my boyfriend did all this stuff in college. I guess
his distance was a little further than that. But I
was like, do you think you can still do it
to this day? And he was like, I think so.
(33:28):
I was like, well, they're all younger than you, So
I think he believed in y'all.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
He thought it was possible.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
I mean, I can show you a long jump pit.
I mean, you know, we were.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
All games last year when until Eddie broke his femur
or whatever it was he broke. The Olympics.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Yeah, our field track and field days. Well, we're gonna
be the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah, we track.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Well, I was thinking a track and field because we
had like the long jump as one of them. There
was some sort of like run or whatever. But we
could totally do.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
This Scooba before we get a sponsor and pay out
the winner like twenty hundred bucks medical bills, medical.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Bills, for sure, we could do.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
We could go back to the Olympics and you'd have
the we'd compete again.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Okay, you want to make a few things then so
there's like a tiebreaker.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
No, it would be like five things.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Okay, okay, our Olympics were like you know, putt putt,
I think it was one of them.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
We would we would then, yeah, but if we get
a sponsor, we compete for the cash.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Okay, maybe instead of like long jump into like a sandfit,
you'll just stand and the I.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Want to do pommel horse. Oh god, rack oursel I
have a sponsored mind and pitching on right now, so
we'll talk to her about it. We do the rings.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
We were just hanging there. We wouln't even.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Not even bars, we do bars, we'd die. And I
think only women do on even bars, don't they?
Speaker 3 (34:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Even I think guys do? Do Guys do single Barah?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Women do on even Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Really, why don't men do on even they do rings?
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Because men are usually taller so they can the women
are shorter. That Oh my gosh, that's true.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Okay, wonder what.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
If we did what's what's the one called where it's
the the beam?
Speaker 8 (35:06):
The beam you get to do tricks ourselves.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
It's not even who like wins the competitions, it's who
lasts to the end, who wins the money.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Which one's the horse.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
When you get it, put your arms on it and
you swing around.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Okay, what about the vault?
Speaker 1 (35:30):
I bet you Vanderbilt or somebody around here has all
this crap.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
And there's where I did adult gymnastics.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
They have all of it.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Guys, no, Champ, do you have funny?
Speaker 4 (35:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (35:40):
No, no no.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
If we don't have to actually do the crab like
be good at it, but do you have funny? That
would be to do all the events and like bring
some judges that have no they don't know us, and
to judges tell me. That wouldn't be worthy of freaking
watching us on Instagram or YouTube or whatever.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Just walking on it? Would the ballance being like.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Whoa, yeah, I think that you missed it. Explosion for sure?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
Oh my god, good Scoob, What if, Scoob, I can
get twenty five hundred bucks for the winter though, of whatever,
anybody should care.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
There's no way we can do this. No, no, I'm
just saying win are the Olympics. Okay, but the Olympics
like last time, but we renew it.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Anybody who wants to get in can anybody guys or girls,
but everybody gets to pick one get to pick their
own event.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Love it and it's anything, but it has to be
athletic because you can't pick grilling well, I wouldn't pick
grilling well, you would win Angeloa cooking right, definitely.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
It have to be some sort of sport type thing.
Anybody like Amy Morgan, everybody could be in.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
I'll do tumbling actually, oh.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Gosh, and see where the thing would be is it's
not just Morgan doing tumbling. Probably win that, but two
gets second because points for everything.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
I don't think one of us could do a tumble.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I tumble the crap out of it. Bring it.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Isn't that just a role?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
You do flips just second best. You don't have to
do full flips to get a score. Just do something
on the mat. Cart will yeah, cart Will's uh do
the worm?
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Oh nice?
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Oh man, I cannot wait for this. You guys have
me motivated. Now, Amy, what would you pick?
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Three point shooting?
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Oh yeah, that is my skill.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
That would be good like out of like one minute. Yeah,
this would be because who would want to play? First
of all? Me?
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Okay, I do it.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I play two, three four for me? Tumble you don't
have to because I don't want to. I don't want
to encourage anybody because they could get hurt, and I
want nothing to do with them getting hurt. You don't
have to, but you could be in if you want.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
What I say. Right now, it's not being held.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
You're it's not legally binding.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
Okay, yeah, right now I'm thinking about participating.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Okay, Five Scuba for sure. Six Ray considering it.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
I gotta check my health insurance. Okay. So we're gonna
stay at six because one of Amy or Ray will
back you out. Mike, I'm good, I'll judge, okay.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
So but so how do we get judges?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I don't know. We have to figure who's in first, like
we get like gay or to judge or something. But like,
and some of it would be not just judging points.
It would literally be something you would have to see
because if it got to just scores, the Russians would
win everything because they cheat.
Speaker 8 (38:41):
Okay, So everybody gets to pick something and then we
all have to participate in each thing correct.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
And so kind of the objective would be picked something
you think you can win, but then for everybody else
it's like try to come in second because there are
more points for second and third and fourth.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
That type thing.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
So like, if Lunchbox picked an eight hundred meter run
or a mile run, he's probably gonna win that, I guess,
unless he's runing gains, Mike. But Mike, you're out right.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
But as who can come in second to get the
second points.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Yeah, I may do three miles just to make you
guys suffer.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
I take a long time a lot.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
I'm just saying I may do left handed. Oh okay,
all right, we're done. Thank you guys.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
We will see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
By everybody,