Amy shares what tragedy happened at her house over the weekend. Bobby shared a story of a viral feud between a food influencer and a bakery that has drummed up millions of likes and thousands of comments over a bad review. We get the results of our movies that start with the letter A draft. Lunchbox reveals why she thinks Amy is dumb. Raymundo needs to ask Bobby for a favor that involves a country artist. Lunchbox also met Amy’s boyfriend in the most unusual way. The whole story doesn't make sense! A listener shared that his wife last week threw away her wallet by accident that had $700 cash plus her gift cards and wallet and everything else that was in it was about $1K. He wants to know if there Was anything that we have thrown away or lost that we still think about to this day? Amy gives an update on her car being tracked. Lunchbox defends himself after a voicemail attacks him. Listener Amanda called in to share her bad massage experience where the woman was sick and dripping snot. Caller Chuck wanted to give Eddie crap on the Dallas Cowboys losing yesterday.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
A little tragedy at Amy's house. Amy bought some moms
from Raymundo, and well.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
The deer eating them. And I love my deer, and
I need to know how to get them to stop
eating the moms, but without repelling them from my yard.
And so I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I don't think you do unless you put like little
like a net or a fence.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I build a fence for the moment, like a.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Makeshift net on my front porch.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Right next to the deer feeder.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And there there's no deer feeder, but yeah, the deer
they come and they hang out, and I've been you know,
I try to nurture or foster a safe, safe space
for the deer. You know. I don't let my dog
run wild when they're out there and freak them out.
When they're there, I try to give them space and
talk to them. If I see them at another neighbor's house,
I whisper my address. I love that they're there, and
(00:58):
now they're eating you whisper, that's are like a little
joke that I do. I know they can't hear.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh you're serious. Oh I thought she was joking. No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
No, no, I really, I remind them of my address.
So I'm like, come to the court.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
So where are the moms?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
They are on my front porch.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And how are the fifty percent alive?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Oh yeah, there's still These moms are so huge they've
got they can live off of them for a little bit,
but they are eating them. And I'm just like, Okay, well,
I guess if that's what I get out of them,
because Ray said they're going to live for about forty
five days anyway, so maybe mine lived for more like
twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Crazy deer's come in to your porch. Oh yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
They come right up to the window. It's great.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's like what those pictures I've seen or videos for
people to go on vacations in Africa and the drafts
come up to the window.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
That's cool, that's crazy sort of like that. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
So like but when I have problems with like plants
or somebody, usually call the nursery that I got them from, like, hey,
what can I do here?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
She doesn't want to ask Ray, do you what do
you suggest I do?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
With my mom? Since the deer are eating them.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, there's no refunds, and also.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
It's not what she trying to get a refund.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
And if untouched, they would last forty five days. But
I see that the deer have already been eating them,
so it's going to be very unlikely they'll last that long.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That's not what she asked.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
I already said, recommend a salesman put them up more
closer to your door, maybe where you have the awning
or whatever going over. Okay, unless the deer going right
up to your front door, I think that would maybe
keep them away. That's how we do it, so they're
also shielded from the weather. Oh that's pretty good advice,
he led, though with no refunds. To be clear, Yes,
(02:35):
before I give you this ray.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Have you heard so many people online say it's best
to water moms from below?
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Yeah, people were telling me that I go from the top.
My business has had no problems with that.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, what do they mean? What do they mean from below?
Like the.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Way I'm envisioning it, because I'm still just sticking the
hose in it because I don't know, but like maybe
there's a tray or something and you fill that up
and then you set the moms in the water and
it soaks it up from below.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I picture like a planner or something.
Speaker 8 (03:03):
Yeah, or you're supposed to put like a hose in
it and get to the roots versus spraying on top
of it, like.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Over the flowers.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, they gotta be honest. I've done too much mum
talk today already. I think we've only done three minutes
to twenty three seconds.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
But I'm mummed out.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
But I'm glad though that they're giving your deer nutritionish.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Honestly, I don't like mums. Yeah, but like they're just
like not that pretty to me. Oh no, I know,
I'm the hater.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Did you guys see the food blogger who the big
controversy this weekend? Okay, this is one of my favorite
stories on the weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I wrote it down. Glamor Rama is her name.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
And so she's a food influencer and she basically reached
out to this bakery and was like, hey, you guys
want Morgan do you know it?
Speaker 9 (03:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, I tell this.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It's like, hey, you guys want to do a clab,
and like we don't have the budget to collapse. So
she goes anyway and like trashes them.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh but they said they didn't have the bushet to collab.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, so yeah, I'm gonna I'll just play some of this.
Speaker 10 (04:00):
So we recently had an influencer reached out to us
and asked to do a collaboration, and we respectfully declined
because it was not in our budget right now. Then
she essentially tried to blackmail us by saying if we
offered the food for free, she.
Speaker 11 (04:14):
Would then write a good review about us. I told
her we think about it, but she still came in
the next day, and although we hadn't agreed to collab
with her, we recognized her when she came in, and
we still were very accommodating and offered her extra drinks.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
So we totally respect a bad review.
Speaker 11 (04:30):
But what we don't like is lying and bullying.
Speaker 12 (04:32):
The first thing she said was that our pistachio was
so faked.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That fact we have right here.
Speaker 11 (04:40):
Or pistachio based that is one hundred percent pistachios from Italy.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
All of our.
Speaker 12 (04:45):
Flowers that we use in our product, the farin double
it put rouge, all comes on a palette from Europe. Also,
this is our planet one flower straight from Italy. It's
written internally in Italian. Not bad for close to the
airport bakery. The only fact that We spend ten times
the amount of money.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
To buy the ingredients.
Speaker 11 (05:07):
The most valuable part of our product is the time
you spend to make them.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
For more so to starter toor dough.
Speaker 11 (05:13):
Every single thing is handmade from scratch.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
To make this, we spend six and they go through it.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
But she wrote a terrible review and she was eating
it in her car and she was like, this is
just like fake and so green. And obviously because they
had the receipts, they didn't want to pay her. They
want to give her the food for free.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
So she just trashed.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Them, allegedly, And so I went to her page and
she took everything down except for you see it, Mike.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, she took everything down off her page. All us
young people, we've all seen this.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Even in her response, she was like, somebody finally stood
up to me.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
She was like, I think she's never doing it again,
never influencing it again. That's what I had heard. She
was like, sometimes we make mistakes.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
She got caught, so it's like her thing.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I hate bullies.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Well, her thing is to be a food influencer. I
don't know if she's you know, manipulator, a cond or
bullied her way into getting other things. Yeah, let me
look it up because I want to go to her
page here all right, George burs on my algorithm.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
And what is her handle?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Glamor Rama, glamor Rama.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I got it right here because I just searched it
the other day. Yeah, yeah, we saw buddy. Here you
go she wrote this. Hey, everybody, First and foremost, I
want to address the fake A ingredients comment. When I
tasted the pistachio pastry, I noticed she's already like making excuses.
At the very beginning. I noticed a strong pistachio flavor
that reminded me of extract or flavoring. So I assume
(06:36):
that's what was used. Maybe it was added, maybe it wasn't.
But I want to clear the really ingredients as well.
It's so small it tough for me to see this.
I also want to clarify something really important. My review
was not revenge for being turned down for a collaboration.
I had already planned a visit and reviewed the bakery,
regardless paid or not. But I understand with how things unfolded,
it might have looked like I did it out of spite.
(06:57):
That's not who I am. For those who follow me
for a while. You know, I always give honest reviews,
good or bad. While the collaboration didn't work out, I
completely respect that it went. I went in as a
regular paying customer. I'm gonna fast forward a little bit
to the bakery. I'm sincerely sorry for any harm my
words may have caused. At the end of the day,
we're all human. Sometimes we mess up publicly, and all
we can do is take accountability. I don't feel like
she took accountability.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
With that first paragraph. That was like it was, it
was coloring.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Thank you to everybody's reached out with kindness, and even
those who've held me accountable, I hear you, and I'm
using this as an opportunity to grow and do better.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, is slam ball move? I mean when you say
grow and do better, you kind of I mean slam
ball move. She is. She's a mint in it though, right.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, but at the beginning you can't lead it off
an apology with an excuse, right And I'm not saying
she should have done this, But in today's cancel ish culture,
all you're.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Gonna do is ignore it.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It goes away because everybody wants to get outraged by
something else.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
They move on forty eight hours they'll move on. So yeah,
that's what's up.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I was in on that saga though I don't even
know what city that was into you guys.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
So, do you really think it's just because they didn't
give her free food? She's mad, she's gonna bash them.
It sounds like it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yes, she wrote it in DMS, like the communication was
in DMS. Do you want to clap? Okay, then, like
you trade free food? I believe, and then they gave
her like free drinks.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
It's out in Arizona.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Yeah, yeah, the bakery should like all the receipts, all
the communication.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Sos to Glamorama whatever her name is.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So she done done?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
You think that's embarrassing?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I mean you would think she done sucks for her, Yes,
I don't think anybody's ever done, though, Like she could
easily bounce back in three months. People get canceled all
the time to come back as long as you don't
like touch.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Kid or or hurt somebody. Yeah, depending on how bad
it is. Yeah, and this ain't that bad. I mean
it sucks. It sucks.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
That seems like a bad person, but sometimes bad people
can actually grow whenever the lights gets shine to how
bad of a person they.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Are, and the bakery has gotten Some advertised.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
The greatest chess while playing checkers would be if they
paid Glamorama to.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Do the whole thing, to do the.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Whole thing, like, hey, we're gonna pay you double and
you trash ass. But then I want to show the receipts.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah that's funny.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Movie draft results movies to start with a we did
this draft.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
See let's see.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Morgan had Anchorman, a Cinderella Story, and Avengers End Games.
She finished second place with twenty seven percent.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Stay in another week.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Amy had Avatar, Animal House and a rachnophobia solid Amy.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Pretty bad Amy.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
He finished in fourth, not last, with eleven.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Percent because the Animal House is a good movie.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Eddie, oh boy, you had American Pie, Austin Powers, and
Angels in the Outfield pretty solid at thirty seven percent.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Number one. Wow, I won. Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
So Lunchbox had Aladdin, Avengers and American Beauty pretty good.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Well, there's no way I lost them.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And Ray Mundo had a Walk to Remember, poop and
something called American Justice Oscar winner.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, guys, that's right. That poop will get you man.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Ray two percent total votes think just big poop.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Fans voted for that one.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
But Ray loses again, He'll be out. This is the
second draft Eddie has won in a month after statistically
being the second worst drafter ever behind Ray Munde.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You found that stat on there? It's not on here.
Sound is It's pretty crazy. I know I'm not good
at the drafts, but I guess I'm pretty good at these, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Oh, whenever we have to come up with it, quake, Yeah,
I mean, okay, somebody can't google it all night.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
And I haven't gotten the first pick. I think if
I get the first pick, I'd probably freak out.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I did what I do all in the family them.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yes, there's a lot of pressure. Man, that's a rough one.
All right, let's see what else we got here. Let's
go around the room. Feel good over there? All right?
Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
So California going to be the first state to ban
process foods in school school.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Interesting. I also thought she was gonna say prostitution.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
To what I said processed. Y'all thought I was gonna
say process.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It's the way that you said it was whole like
tone and stuff was weird. Is going to be the
best band? Prostitution and then you.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Went, I do not know why I said it that way.
Uh kind of California is they're kind of like lead
the way on things that.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Are actually good for people.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure there's a lot of things
that people don't like about California, but.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
It's a massive state though, right there's there's a you know,
even when they go, look how bad the crime is
in California, the crime and a lot of smaller states
percentage is so much worse than California.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
There's just so much more because there are so many
more people.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I know what, so many people have left there.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
What have but a lot of moves there too. Everybody
ever seen the weather? It's great over there.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I can never live there. Too much traffic.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
And I don't like I don't like Panela time zone.
I like Pacific time zone.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Well, that'd be tough.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
The Eastern time zone will also be really tough.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Do you think it's just because we've only lived in
central so that's why we love it.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No, I don't, because I've really thought about watching sports
on all time zones, and if I'm watching sports, I
think Pacific time zones where it's.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
At let me tell you Arizona. They don't participate in
daylight savings.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
But do they participate in prostitution?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
They don't, right, So I've had some calls with something
in life in Arizona lately, and every time it's off, like,
I've been so confused because they are mountain time. I
googled it. They are mountain time, mountain times.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Why do you talk mountain Did you have a stroke?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Maybe maybe I did?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
What's your point with that?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you
I finally figured it out. But for the past few weeks,
I've had these uh stays in calls and every time
they send an email before and they're like two thirty
mountain time, and I'm like, perfect, I'll be ready at
three thirty my time. That's what I say in my
head because they're mountain my sister's mountain in Colorado that's
(13:13):
one hour behind, except except they failed to say, FYI,
we know you don't live here. We're on mountain. Yes, however,
we don't participate in daylight savings, so we're two hours behind.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
So it's basically Pacific.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
So they bounce back and forth, although not officially, from
Pacific to mountain that's confusing.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, wow, she said, thank you. I just saw you.
Thank you confusing?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yes, I'm like they have been so respectful to always
email me a heads up with the time, and then
they are always an hour late, calling.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Like, but but when we change our daylight savings the
one hour, yes.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
But right now we're in a two hour gap, and
it never it just and then finally one day it
hit me because I was trying to hold back my
frustration when I'm on the phone with them, like why
are you always an hour late? And then I was
like oh, I was like, you don't participate in daylight savings,
do you? And they're like no, and I.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Was like, nor have we for a long time.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
They're the only state though.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, so that's cool. I'm sorry that's happened to you.
You didn't deserve that.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Well, just in case anybody else has a call with
somebody in Arizona, heads up.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I got a couple of things that I made notes
of and I just need to get it off my
sheet because I forgot I wrote these down so long ago,
and I don't know what they mean, but I wrote
them down. Lunchbox think thinks Amy is dumb?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Oh yeah, I just wonder how dumb Amy is okay,
because she took a video of her son's cross country
meet I don't know, a week and a half ago,
and it was like the state meet and it's like
the start line and Amy is so far away from
the start line you can barely see the kids. And
I was talking to her in the hallway. It was like, hey,
why are you not closer so you can cheer them
(14:53):
on at the beginning? She goes, because they shoot a
gun at the beginning, and I want to get a
safe distance away.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Okay, he's exaggerate. I didn't know what was in there.
But that's not why i'm that. I told him that
I found out they're shooting like just powder right.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Away.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I thought it was like when they shoot in the air,
come down.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
He's exaggerating.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
He's looking up. She's hiding under a tree for a while, right.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
It's not why I was away, but I was confused
as to what they were shooting. And then and then
this at the state championship, the gun kept malfunctioning and
so then they had to do a whistle, which was
kind of lame for the start because you know something
about the pop, you know, and like everybody starts running.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
And then it was like, did you think there was
a bull in the gun?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I didn't know, but I was there of it.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I didn't know there's possibly a bullet.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
No, that would be irresponsible. But what I'm saying to
them is I didn't know what what it was. I
don't I'm not I don't know. I don't know what
they shoot. Is it always a blank? Is it just
a noise?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Like?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Is it just a uh, you know, they press a
button and it's like a gun noise?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Do you know what a blank is?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Well, after talking with you all powder, yeah, basically, But
before that, no, I didn't know. Is it a little
like plastic thing that comes out?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I think that you're dumb? And he just said Amy, No,
I said, how dumb is Amy thinks? Amy is dumb?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I would admit to being very ignorant as to what
they are using at the start lines for things like
when they're obviously I know they're going to do anything
dangerous for children, but I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I bet you back in the day though they've used
a real gun.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Is it a BB gun?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I'm surprised here in Tennessee here we go in Arkansas.
We're not using them like twelve gages. Hold on again.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I mean he must have been desperate for prep that day.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Okay, here's prep. You're the one that just admitted you
weren't sure what was in it. So you are admitting
that you thought there could be.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
That makes me dumb, though, that just makes me ignorant. Yeah,
I'd never have asked uneducated.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Sure, not ignorant. Ignorant?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Isn't that what that means?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Different?
Speaker 5 (16:59):
But like it's not know you mean like negative tone
to be ignorant. Yeah, yeah, because that was like, oh, yeah,
you're ignorant.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
It's okay. Yeah, it's like you're ignorant. Yeah you didn't
Oh you didn't know. That's okay.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Or you're ignorant, it doesn't matter. I just wanted to
read that.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Move on to the next thing going I'm unfamiliar. There
you go. Good?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Uh, Eddie writes. Why does lunchbox cuss sole loud day
at work?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah? Like, what's the deal? Man?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
We had people here the other day and he walks
up and he's like, what's up. Efforts and like, what
the what? Yeah, just yells it out loud. We have
two of our bosses there, like I'm sure. I mean
there's a lot of people in our building. And he
yelled it to where probably everyone can hear.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Like hey, suckers, but he didn't say suck no.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Right, are you unfamiliar with the etiquette of a professional workplace?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Well, Amy and Eddie were sitting out there on the
couch is just kind of hanging out, and I was like, well,
that's weird that they're hanging out together. It has already
called we were at the.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Same time too, Am, And I look at you like,
why are we efforts? Like what does that even mean?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah? Why did you yell what's up? Efforts?
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Work?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
It wasn't like a mean one. It was like a
hell that's it's at the point I know. It was
like a fun joking like like walk up and quietly
do that? What's that? Efforts? You can't yell at in
a professional workplace or even like hey hey Amy, oh
you may not even call you the efforts? Hey guys,
did you guys think it was weird? Yes, it was.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
It loud, But the only thing that's weird to me.
And this is something that we've talked to him about
for years. We've talked to him about how loud his
voice is and that he cusses like crazy, and there's
bosses and other people recording things like it's just it's
just weird.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It's weird, man, It's weird because here's the thing. Uh,
we are on the other side of the building from
ninety nine percent of the people that we work with,
So this is kind of like a our playground or not,
no lunch. I can hear you when I come out
of the bathroom and you're standing over here meetings right
here that aren't even our company.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Like you did it our other building to where smaller.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I just don't understand. We don't curse in the room.
It's real. Nobody curses in the room.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
So when he gets out of the room, well he
just NonStop.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Okay. Eddie wants to know, does anyone know how old
Scuba is? That's a good question. I know you asked
it him. You think it's a good question. I literally
don't because Scuba has always lied about his age. He
never tells us the real age, so I have no
idea how old he is, and I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
We're just talking about something like randomly, and I go
like you know where? Well, I don't know how old
are you?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Scooby.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
He's like, I'm gonna tell you, like what And I
just thought, like, I guess I don't know his age?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Do you guys know?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I think I do? Yes, But hey, Scuoba, is that
a thing? Is that like a funny bit to you?
Or are you embarrassed at your age?
Speaker 7 (19:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I just think it's like a bit And now that
it's been so long, I just am carrying it on.
How old do you think I am? I know? Okay,
so I know for sure?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah, I think so, just because I've seen like paperwork.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah, he may have seem to approve some stuff. But you, Eddie,
what do you think? I feel like we're the same age.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
No, he's younger than you.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
No, I feel like Scooby. Do you think the Scooba
Steve is your age?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Because when we talk about pop culture, he knows all
this stuff that I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Okay, It's like we grew up at the same time,
same with you, same with it.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You were one year apart, right, but you're only two
years apart from Amy.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
I think Scooba is forty six years old or if
he's forty five. He's about to turn forty six. I
don't know when your birthday is.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Dude, this is in June. Just happened, Okay, Okay, let's
just go around the road.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
I'm going to recuse myself from this because again one
of the things, listen, I have boss things after do.
Sometimes when I got to sign stuff and see stuff,
I think I know, I'm pretty sure I know, but
I'll back out.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Amy he's forty one, lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
No, I'm not gonna give a specific age. I think
he's between thirty eight and forty two, but I have
no idea. You guys think he's way younger, like I
have no clue the real age because he's never said so.
I'm just going with a range of thirty eight to forty.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Two as on prices, right you would whenever it's going
to stop at that range.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
So he's using those skills now for this good job, dude, Morgan.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
I don't know his age either, and I've asked him
before multiple times. I think he's thirty nine. The only
reason I think that is because I don't feel like
he's had that big birthday yet that you have when
he turned forty.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
You feel like he's younger. A. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
And maybe it's just because he's never brought attention to
like a big forty birthday.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
That's I didn't have a big forty birthday, don't thing, dude, that.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Was like twenty years ago. We don't remember those six
years ago.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
We didn't have social media.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Then.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The funny thing is we make such a big deal
about Eddie's being so old he's away.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
It's a one year year. You guys like he was
born in the seventies.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah, that's the best joke. Okay, we'll leave it as is.
Is there anything you want to say?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
No, I think you guys are just keep it up,
doing a great job today. Did anyone nail it? No,
no one nailed it't.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
He's not gonna admit it any I'm just trying. I'll
say this. I think you guys would be surprised.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I have no idea. I'm timeless. I think you guys
would be surprised. Look, it just makes no it's such
a weird thing to care about.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
The only thing that's going to surprise me is if
he's like fifty.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Right, which I think maybe that's what you're saying. I
think you're saying way older than we.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
All I'm saying is I think you guys would be surprised.
We have another friend that is always weird about their age,
our friend of made and he would always yeah because
he looks very young but also doesn't always act very young,
like he's very but he always would hide his age.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
And then it just became a bit. It wasn't even
like but you know how I knew with him was
I had to like book flights and then we got
a book flights for somebody.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You got to get their age that they can't lie.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Then what would you wouldn't you do like something for
like your birthday too, Like didn't you give.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
People he put it on Facebook? Is the wrong date? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
And then oh yeah, I'd put yeah back on the
back In the day when I use Facebook, I'd put
the wrong date. So people mess me on the wrong
date April sixth, they'd be like, happy birthday, my brother's
four days ago on a new They want my real friends,
my real friends, my real friends and.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
New But do you remember your real friend's birthdays exactly?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
But no, but I don't remember hardly any But I
don't rely on Facebook to tell me though either.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
So oh but that's the best indication though, because you're
just like, oh cool, Like I can text them.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I have a lot of you guys birthdays in my calendar.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah. Well, now, I mean, I guess i'n't used Facebook
in a while, but if I had an inkling it
was someone's birthday, and like I knew, I'm like, gosh, yeah,
today's definitely a birthday. But sometimes I would go to
Facebook just to double check, and I could see someone
maybe doing that for you, and then they're like, shoot,
I guess I was off.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I guess it's the sixth and you know what, I
guess you're not my real friends.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Oh good, and we're guessing.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
That's a nightmare of mind that I forget my wife's
birthday just because I don't remember birthdays, and like, if
I don't think about that for like that month, I'll
forget it.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I am I double edged sword. But my wife's is
so close to Christmas that helps, YEP, remind you in
New Year's It's so close that I just know that,
like the Holy Trinity of Difficult Gifts is going to
be that time. It's Christmas Day on Time's Day, gotta
be on it and it's NonStop. Okay, I get two
(24:07):
other things. Here are we doing? The ask Bones for
a favorite segment anymore?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Is that Ray? It is Ray?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
He's always the only one that wants favors all the time.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Well, something you can provide and I don't figure. Didn't
you just get like glasses and stuff? Oh? Yeah, and
then didn't get to his birthday party?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Oh like literally spent over a thousand dollars on him
for his birthday and didn't get a birthday party?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
What else? Glasses? That big looks great? Yeah? You planter
the favor? It is?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
To your friend? Are you still friends with Brett Eldridge.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Ranks guy?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Here we go. I know where it's going.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Oh I know, I hesitate to say a very close friend, yes,
because I got tickets to his show at the Ryman.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
But what they don't offer on the website is backstage.
So I was like, I'll just hit up Bones hooked
up because it is also my wife's birthday.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
What do you think.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Backstage is at a Brett Eldridge Ryman Christmas show?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Green room? We're back there, just you guys and him, Like,
what do you want from that?
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Experience kind of just just really see the guts of
the Ryman.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Maybe a picture with Brett.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
But haven't you seen the guts like during like if
I'm playing with the Ryman or we're playing with the Rymond.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I don't think he goes back there.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Not really, And it's kind of I can just take
it there after work one day if you're honest.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
The guts.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Well, Brett's got to be there and it's got to
be on the birthday. That's what makes it special. And
so also it were of what fifteen people that are
allowed back there, so it's kind of a VIP type thing.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Where does this fifteen people number coming? Well, I'm just
saying it.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
People that are allowed backstage are considered by society is
greater than others. Oh, so that would be cool for
my wife's birthday.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
And in November we have time, I believe.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
And I say this as somebody and I don't go backstage,
but we'll go to Brett's room before because we go
every year, and so we'll go. He doesn't really do
a meat and greet or anything backstage like he's so
it's up to the.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Artists if they want to do it or not. Yeah,
for sure.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
I just thought every artist always has a thing they
have to do with the label beforehand.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
If it's maybe no, no, and.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
He'll if he does a show here, he'll do three
shows at the Ryman, like one of the shows he
may have like a home show, like little lounge where
it's like forty people. Because everybody in Nashville that you're
friends of with the artist has like there's something like
that that happens. But he doesn't really do a backstage
stuff like he like gets nervous before he performs.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
But the couch chill could work as well. Even though
it's not named a meeting.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
He's not gonna let you in his literal rooms.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Like just where he gets ready.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
He's putting his boat eye on. Yeah, that's help me
with this. That's really all it is. It's like he
has a little room. If he does a meat greet
or something, I'll ask, but I have never seen it
do it in all the years. A week go okay,
if you just want a picture with him, I could
probably make that happen.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Just come over.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I'll just tell you when over the house he has
come over if he gets nervous before.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
And it's really not a known thing that he does,
probably not looking like it's gonna happen, all.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Right, Lunchbox met Amy's boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
You did? I did?
Speaker 6 (27:13):
Man?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Let me tell you that it was random.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
It was so random. I didn't even think. I was
like what, I couldn't Well. First, my son saw him
first and came up to me and literally was like, Mom,
I just saw Lunchbox in the bathroom and I'm like, no,
you didn't, and he's like, no, I did. I swear
it's Lunchbox. And I was so adamant that it wasn't
Lunchbox that he's like, well, could it have been Eddie?
Like he started like feeling like he was crazy, like,
(27:39):
well somebody from the show, But it was Lunchbox, mom,
And I was like, o Eddie's out of town. I
was like, no, it's like, what strange man did you
talk to in the bathroom? And then sure enough like
later that was at the school spaghetti dinner and then later.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Said what strange man did you talk to in the bathroom?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yes, because there's no reason for me to think Lunchbox
him being there. I was so absolutely random. It couldn't
I couldn't make sense of it in my mind. So
then later we're down by the football field and I
look over and I see lunchbox and then Stevensould just
start screaming, Mom, I told you, I told you, this
is lunchbox. I told you. And then my boyfriend's I
next to me. So then they met.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
What do you think? Well, here's how Amy was so funny,
because she's sitting there talking to these people and I
turn around. She's standing right behind me.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, I didn't know, and I turned around and go, are.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
You Amy from the Bible? She goes, Oh, my gosh,
what are you doing here? I just yess I am,
And then she realized that's.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Not how I said it, but she was.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
So much so she was a mid conversation, I did
the whole are you Amy from the Bibybone.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Show and yes, but also not like your voice is
gonna able to be camouflaged in the.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Buddy part was she goes, yes, my gosh, what are
you doing here? Give me one second? Let me finished
talking to them, and then ye, because I didn't want
to be rude. I don't know. I'm not saying you're
being rude. I'm just telling you how I went down
and so her boyfriend like when I when I first like,
I thought, okay, this dude's nerdy, right, Like he gives
off nerd vibes. This when you saw him that you
thought that according to lunchbox, Yeah, and when I see
pictures like he's got the little he's got a long
(29:05):
sleeve shirt on in one of those jackets with no
sleeves like a vest. Okay, vests, but it's a lot
of words, but it's a jacket. It's a zip up jacket,
a jacket like a vest with no sleeves. That's called
a vest. It's called a vet. It's not called a jacket.
That's I never heard of a vest.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
You had a button down to the vest over it.
And he is a little bit he has kind of
nerdy preppy right, And so I.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Was like, okay, this guy's gotten nerdy. Whatever we start
talking about. He talks sports. I was like, okay, he's
kind of normal, you know what I mean. He's real
nice guy. Chatted for a little while Amy walked away.
He kept talking to me and I was like, you
should go to yeah, like do we keep talking here?
Do we keep talking?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Like?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
All right, I guess we're here.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Well, I don't know how he would walk away, like
we were standing right by Lunchbox, like that's where we
were hanging out, and is going to walk to Well.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Then some other guy that I guess they went to
high school together back in the sixties, uh, came up.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
It's not the sixth okay, the night, the night like.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
And they started talking. So then I got kind of
just my way ont of the conversation and was it
and just kind of turned back around perfect out. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Well no, they had like alumni so it was homecoming,
so they were giving away free like alumni football t shirts,
like if you were you know, if you were on
the football team, you could go get a shirt. And
my boyfriend was on the football team, and Lunchbox went
over to get a free alumni football shirt.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Okay, hold on, hold on, like where are you guys
at the football game?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
What was he doing at the football kids in the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
But did not hear the first it's Friday night, lunch froes.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Kids they're little, they doll to how old are you?
Lunchboxes kids don't go to this school. And that's why
I was so surprised. And the spaghetti dinner, like Lunchbox
is there for dinner.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Nothing of you guys thought this was weird that lunchbox there.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
I sold my son, there's no way it was lunch.
And then turns out when a lunchbox his neighbors was
selling tickets to the Savietty dinner because it's like a
fundraiser thing, and so lunch is like at the Spaetti dinner.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
They're like.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
So then the friend is like, hey, you know the
football games after this dinner, and Lunchbox is like, well,
we might as well stay for the game. So they
walked over the game, and then Lunchbox's kids are like
running out onto the field like wild and the you
know the little which I just learned. I guess when
I thought it was the end zone like iron Z
and E. But it's the end zone. You know those
(31:38):
orange things that stick up at the end zone.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Pons, that's it.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
His kids kept knocking it over, like going over and
knocking it over like it was a toy. They would
they would pick it up. But finally a man came
over and was like, can y'all get your kids off
the way?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Oh my god, yes, yeah they were. They were timing
themselves like run into the pylon and back. Yes, and
they'd had to touch the pylon. But sometimes when they
took shit, they'd knock over. Yeah, but they did it
when they were on the other end of the field.
It wasn't like they were on that side of the
field during the game. Yeah, you know what's happening.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
This whole story is bonkers lunch talking to kids in
the bathroom. He can't describe a vest. You know, he
has stuck. He got stuck with Amy's boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
It wasn't stuck. We were just standing there and I
felt like they were having a good conversation.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, no, it was a good conversation. Then the awkward
part was this is when it gets there is more
Amy their dude, like they're in high school, like hugging
and listen on their PDA, and it's like, what are
we doing? This is so weird, Like just because you're
in a high school football game, you don't act like
the high schoolers.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Oh man, that was and that was very weird.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
A it was weird, just like seeing Amy with another
dude and then just like you don't that's the first
time I've ever seen her with another dude beside any
weird you know what, it's weird but then the fact
that they were right behind me and he had his
arms runner and they were just kind of I was like, okay,
can we not do this? Okay, that's not a lie.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
No, Bobby, let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I don't know who to There's so many like little
tributaries coming off this river.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Okay, Amy, Amy, you can be honest.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I am going to be honest. I'm not against any
kind of mild PDA. But there's no way that we
are going to be that way. At at his kids school,
like both of his all three of his kids were there,
his two boys and his daughter. He's friends with so
many people there. He went there, my son is there.
We're not No, we were not overly p d A
(33:36):
at all, whatsoever. I don't even know why lunchbox is throwing.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Were you PD at all? PDA at all?
Speaker 12 (33:41):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:42):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
You guys are telling me that I didn't turn around around.
You guys, you said, I don't think we were not kissing.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
His arms might have been around me.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
You were facing each other, not even facing the football
way slow dancing. It felt like, get that's what dance.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
I'm laughing because this is so comical. This is he's
making this.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
You are go ahead, n l R.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
He is a that's abusive nl R power.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I have to trust it, Okay.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
And I don't call my boyfriend right now and be like,
were we PDA the game because that's not true.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yes, I don't.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I'll just put him on the spot.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I don't know. Okay, good, I'm good. So it was
weld night. It was a wild mild and spaghetti dinner
and all that. Dude, Yeah, talking heads in the bathroom.
Spaghetti dinner is all you can eat for ten bucks.
I bet you love that. Oh man, it was you're
trying to get a shirt from the home from the
it was free here. It wasn't a free shirt for no.
Here's my thing. They had two boxes of them sitting
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there right. I just wanted to see if they really
knew who went to that school. They wouldn't let anybody
get a shirt. Did you get a shirt? Yeah? Showed
them because look, they there's no way they recognize everybody
that went to that school. And I think it's a
trust thing. And there's so many gonna be left over.
What are they gonna do with it and use it
next year? Dude? They're probably an alumni. You know they
(35:11):
get a new design design every year. Probably not I
you got extra shirt. No, I don't think about it.
But there was two boxes just sitting on the track.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yeah, and you had to go up and be like, hey,
alumni class or whatever.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Okay, well that's good. Jackson nineteen sixty one, Nico Jackson.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, that was a low blow lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
He wasn't there in the sixties, like he was driving
around with the Beach Boys.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
He really really excited about get into that Beatles, that
Beatles concert coming through town.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
He GRADUATEDES.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
But he did say he did reverence your Vietnam joke
about him that one time goes Vietnam joke. Yeah, he said,
Amy said, oh he's in Vietnam, and you were like, oh,
he fought there, and he told me that night he
said that was pretty funny. But he said that was funny,
like he thought, I remember that. That's funny.
Speaker 13 (36:08):
So where did he get at that jacket without the
sleeves of the vest I got a question that there
are so many parts of this they're so funny.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Also also lunchboxes, kids a running on the fil during
the game, slapping the highline.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Too, and Amy, I understand now why you would be like,
Lunchbox isn't here. There's no way you sell ye, I
told my son.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
And then then that my son was like, I feel
like I'm seeing things. He's like, well, then he was like,
it must have been Eddie and he thought in his
mind that it was Lunchbox. And yeah, that part really
threw me off. But Stevenson still doesn't let that go.
He's like, I told you, Mom, I told you I
saw Lunchbox and you didn't believe me. And I was like,
I had no reason to believe he would ever be like,
I wouldn't have never been there if it wasn't for
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my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
There's like they're making out on the film. No really now,
And you know what's weird. The weirdest part is like
we stood there's weirder.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Okay, there's no way it's something's about to be a
weird gest It could also be weird, but there's no way.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Those trumps the rest of her. Maybe also weird is
because we stood down like most of the adults were
up in the stands and we stood down on the
ground like the behind the end zone where all the
middle school at high school kids were, So it was
really weird for Amy and her dude to be kissing.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Like right around what I'm saying, we weren't doing that.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Amy MLR though now we know we can't trust him
front to front, front to front? Amy, did you kiss him?
Are you front to front? Were you sitting? Were you
standing in front to front?
Speaker 3 (37:33):
I don't know, some point maybe, but we weren't hold.
It wasn't a hold.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Too many maybes and too many don't know.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
I mean, I think it was more side to side. Uh,
I don't because I wasn't thinking about every single move
I was doing.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
But that's somebody who knows that they might have been
caught in something. No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
I wasn't worried about every movie because but I also
wouldn't be overly PDA because that would be weird.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Didn't say it was hours of PDA. I didn't say
it was ours. It was a wam bam.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Okay, if it's wambam, then fine, we probably did. That
was exactly like we were slow dancing and swaying and
making out.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Front to front kids. No, no, no, because their shoulders
were facing the field.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
What decide?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
All right? We got to take a break.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Just control yourself, yeah, Amy, keeping your pants, okay, okay,
all right, all.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Right, take a break, all right, some more voicemails go ahead.
Number one.
Speaker 14 (38:36):
So, my wife last week threw away her wallet by
accident and at seven hundred dollars cash plus her gift
cards and wall and everything else was in that was
in it with about one thousand dollars. And it had
me thinking about you guys. Was there anything that you
guys have thrown away or lost that you still think
about to this day? Love the show?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Once I bought these tickets for Oprah's tour that I
was going to resell and they were in an envelope
because oprah'stor was going like massive and only bottom to
resell them. We were living in Austin and they were
an envelope and I put them somewhere. I never found them.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
I still think about that because I don't know where
they went.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I looked everywhere. Also can't from a mouth guard still
cause the dog ate it and it looked.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Our recent one.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
I know, I looked everywhere.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Still come up.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
What I wonder is I wonder if I can call
my dentist and say, hey, do you still have the mold. Yeah,
And if they do, that's so much easier, because the
reason I haven't gone to get a new one is
because I just did.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
You have to drive up there and sit in the chair,
hold up in your mouth, and you got to wait
three days.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Tiny. I know.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
That's why I think my wife may be at the
bottom of this, right. I know she could have hidden
the mouthguard to make me go to the dentist to
fix my broken tooth.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Do you have anything?
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Well, one time, I assume I threw away my passport,
and it was when I was having to go to
Haiti a lot because we were adopting kids. I mean
I would go multiple times a year for several years,
and I had a trip coming up and no passport,
so I was digging through trash dumpsters everywhere, and then
I had to just fast track a passport like from
Atlanta or do you like a rush order. I mean
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it was very nerve wrecking because I had a trip
coming up, and so I think about that sometimes, mostly
to keep track of my current passport, like don't do
like last time, and ended up accidentally throwing this away.
So it's helped me. But that was a very stressful,
like forty eight hours or something like that.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Lushbocks. I've thrown my car keys in the trash after
a night of drinking. You get home, you unlock the door,
and you have your pizza from the you know, pizza place,
and you're eating it through the paper plate in the
trash can. Guess my keys were with it, because the
next morning I couldn't find my keys anywhere. Finally found
them in the bottom of the garbage can. You did
find them, though, Oh I did find them, luckily, but yeah,
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I couldn't find them. Took me like two hours, all right.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Next up, Hey, I was just calling in to let
you in the studio know that I scratched the scratch
off match ten numbers scratch the first value of the
number it was five hundred, and all of them were
five hundred.
Speaker 15 (41:08):
I ended up winning five thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
Love the show.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
That's crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
And I've done a lot of scratch offs and I've
never hit anything like that, and Lunchbox hasn't either, and
he's done more than me.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, I've only won two hundred and fifty bucks and
people come up, I won every single number. Oh, it's
just that drives me no, Like I scratched those all
the time where you have like five rows and numbers,
it's like, all right, just match one and to match
every one. I hate my life. It's crazy that he's
not one more than he has.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Meaning his biggest win ever is two hundred and fifty dollars,
and I think I've won more than twenty fifty bucks.
Scuba Steve's won more than twenty fifty bucks. And we
don't play near as much as him. Like to me,
that's the craziest thing, not that he's not one millions,
because that never happens. It's so rare that when it does,
it makes the news. That's how you know something doesn't
happen a lot, because if it makes the news, that
means it's newsworthy. That means it's not happening consistently anywhere.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
But the fact you give me thousands, like give me one,
like give me some, like some a stepping stone, like
I haven't even got up a rung of the ladder
which is stepping down. You'll get there, That's what I say.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Yourself.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
But there's nothing you can do to make the odds better,
like with life, with job, career, family.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
All these goals you can build on things. This you
don't build on.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
It's all the same adds when you start, regardless of
oh sorry.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Just get just you know, positive energy, believe in yourself
if you think about it. This is the most consistent thing.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
But losing, he's done losing.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Yeah, well no, he's not losing. He just hasn't won yet.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
But he's losing because it Okay, next one up.
Speaker 15 (42:50):
Was there ever an update on the tracker that Amy
found on her car that you all were thinking was
a remote key for the garage? I don't think we
ever heard the ending.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Of that story.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Yeah, it's something that dealership put on my car or
something to track you. No, so, like I guess they
scan it to be like this is who this car
belongs to or something. I don't know that's what they said.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Do you take it off?
Speaker 3 (43:17):
No, it's still on there.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
They're still tracking you.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Well, I don't think they're tracking me.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
That's why people who track you want you to think
they're not tracking you.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
But I don't think it's a tracker. I think it's
a like scanner.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
So you know they're walking back behind your house. I
know that happened to you.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Huh, well, my neighbor texted me about that that which
I was like, shout out to my neighbor for just
being aware well her husband and her So I'm already
at work, but I get a text from her and
she's like, Hey, I just want to let you know that,
you know, my husband was just leaving for work and
you sent me a text that you saw a man
walking up your driveway like towards the back of your house,
(43:54):
Like no work truck in sight, but maybe it's hidden
back behind where your garage is. I don't know. I
just wanted you to know. And I was like, oh, wow,
thank you so much. Now turns out he was there
to work on my house and he did have permission
to be going through the back. So but you know,
everything was fine. But it just made me feel really
good that I've got neighbors that will look out for
(44:15):
me and not be like, oh, this seems like a
silly text as sind you know, it's like neighborhood watch
stick together, Like would you ever do that to your
neighbor if you saw a man walking up their driveway.
Let's say you knew them.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
For a second. I don't know my neighbors.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
I mean I wouldn't say I'm like okay, like, oh okay,
b FF with my neighbors, but I know her like
she's really kind. Whenever I see her outside with the dogs, I.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Would say this.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
So we have gates around her house, so to our
neighbors all the way around all four directions right right,
So it's not really like an open neighborhood. But if
I saw someone climbing over a gate over to a neighbor,
like they would like, if I I wouldn't know how
to get a hold of them, I'd probably call.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
You'd be like, how do I get ahold of that neighbor,
because I'd do that so I.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Can text them and be like, hey, Bobby just saw
a guy climbing him.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Yeah, Or if it were the one next door, I
think I would just walk over and like look over
the gate and see what.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Was going on. And they called nine one one, call
nine one one if someone was like climbing over their
gate to get in their yard.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Yeah, yeah, okay, what if it's then they got locked down?
Do you even know what your neighbors look like?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
That's a great question.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
I think they're like, sir, this is your neighbor. Oh funny,
I've never seen them before.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
If you walked them, if you walked ten people in
a room, I would not know.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
Even though your neighbors over here that I know, just
know if you ever have to do a lineup, they
look like Ken and Barbie.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
They're so gay.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
The one thing about I didn't have my glasses on
and I had ordered like on a Saturday, or maybe
it's a Friday when we're working from home. I had
ordered some breakfast stuff and they delivered delivered it over
to their house. Oh, and I'd taken my glasses off
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and I was in the house and I see the
delivery driver person walk up.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Sometimes they won't drive in the gate.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
They walk it up, which is then weird because if
the gate closes behind them, there's nobody to get out,
so then I got to reopen the gate. But they're
walking up and they lay it down and I see
him to the window and I'm like, thank you, and
I just wave. Turns out they dropped it off with
the wrong house and it was your It was people,
you know, the neighbors walking it over. I would have
been like, oh, thank you for walking it over, but
instead I thought it was a livery driver, and I
just waved through the window like this is what.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
I expect you to yu.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
I just thought it was a de livery driver.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Was the husband?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Was the husband? Is he large?
Speaker 3 (46:31):
He looks like Ken?
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Is he large? Yes? Yeah, I was a husband.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
He's very tall, fit, blonde.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Because I then texted Kevin Klug, who's my trainer, who
would train who trained them? For a while, I was like, hey,
if there's a large guy, tell him. I didn't know
he was a neighbor. And I wouldn't have just waved
through the window like hey, you're doing your job. I
tipped you pretty well. I would have liked been like, hey,
thanks for walking it over from the wrong house.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
They're really nice.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Okay, what do you mean do with that?
Speaker 3 (46:57):
I don't know. I'm saying, look, that's that's what you said.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
That when they guilt tone.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
No I didn't. That is your filter.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
You should hang out, yes, rightly.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
No, I don't think nobody's trying to. I mean I
just said, yeah, that tracks that they would bring it
over like they're just you know, like it's you've got
nice neighbors. That's that's good to know. I love it,
like it wasn't guilty anything.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
I love having nice neighbor. It's one of my favorite
things about living here.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Yeah, just nice.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
But I don't think I would know them if they
walked in, which is fine.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Well, now you would because you know the delivery guy
wasn't a delivery guy.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Was it was blurry?
Speaker 3 (47:32):
Oh all you could tell?
Speaker 2 (47:35):
It was just a really tall blonde is he blonde?
Tall blonde guy. I'm sure they're really nice. I just
don't really hang out.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
It's not the thing. I don't want to do anything.
I want to hang out.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
They do a lot.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
What do you mean they hang out a lot? They
do a lot, like we already don't match.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Yeah, she invited me to a comedy show the other day,
but I couldn't go.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
But I was like, oh, my neighbor did who was
doing this?
Speaker 3 (48:01):
I don't know, I have to look it up. I
didn't know that she just had an extra tip.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
I get mad that I didn't get invited either.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Well, no, I knew she was going with another friend
that I know I hang out with more. That's anytime.
Actually I'm hanging out with her. It's through that other friend.
But she was like, hey, I was going to hit
you up because so and so is going with me
to this, and I have an extra ticket if you
want to go.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
And I think, are they need to get to me?
Speaker 2 (48:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (48:23):
I think literally, if they wanted to get to you,
they could just walk on over.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
O kidding.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Speaking of like shady stuff happening, Americans lost two hundred
and forty one million packages to porch pirates last year.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
And that's a lot of stolen packages.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
And I'll do the thing where it's like, I don't
get it so many people, But that's a lot of
people stealing packages. I wonder what percentage of those packages
are open and people are actually excited about what's in there,
because I would assume most when you steal stuff, you
open it from Amazon or whatever.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
You're like, oh, paper towels, what am I gonna do
with these?
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Yeah, that's got to be most of it, right, because
most of the stuff that we ordered just in general,
it's not stuff that we're excited about get it and
stuff that we have to have.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
But fifteen point seven billion.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Dollars to porch pirates, two hundred and forty one million
stolen packages, it's averaged sixty five bucks per person, on
and on I just can't imagine. Seventy two percent from Amazon,
UPS thirty one percent, FedEx thirty percent, UPS USPS twenty
nine percent PR Newswire.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Did you know who this comedian is? Jamie Wolf, That's
who it was. I don't know either, but it was
a Daniese, you know, like the Little.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah, the Comedy Place. Give me a number six, Ray.
Speaker 9 (49:37):
I am just calling to ask why Lunchbox is so conceited.
He's so into himself. He treats his wife like crap,
it seems like, and just runs everything in his life
that nobody even actually appreciates. I enjoy every aspect of
the show except for when Lunchbox speaks, have a great day.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Thank you, Lunchbox. Anything you want to say to that. Oh,
that's a great question. I don't think I'm conceited at all.
I think, you know, it's just through life you have
experiences like when people treat you a certain way, tell
you you're really good looking, so you start to know,
you know what, I am really good looking. You think
you're really good at things, and you happen to be
really good at things, and you happen to be super famous.
People recognize you. I don't understand. I treat my wife
(50:18):
fie and I give her a nice house roof over
her head. I get you, you give her that. Yeah,
I gave her three great children. I don't know how
I treat her so bad. I mean, what is She's
not living in a cardboard box behind the seven to eleven?
So what what am I doing wrong? I don't really
get it. So I don't know what this guy's talking about.
Maybe he's listening to a different show. But yeah, when
(50:40):
you are awesome, it's okay to be conceded. It's it's
the that's the problem with people. Not enough people are awesome,
so they don't understand what it's like to be awesome.
So maybe that's why they're not conceded. I don't know.
I just call it confidence. You call it conceded, tomato,
tomato whatever.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
I think it's weird that he says he gives his
wife a roof, that he gives his wife kids. I
feel like she's involved in that too, all.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Right, But I don't understand why that's what I'm saying.
He says, I treat her so bad, Like what is
so bad about that?
Speaker 2 (51:09):
No, but I don't think you understand the question you
said you'd give her a roof over her head.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
Like she could have gotten that, Like, obviously she needs
a man to procreate in some way, shape or form, But.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
She would have didn't have to be didn't it be you?
Speaker 6 (51:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Right, And if she wasn't with you, she could get
her own roof.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
And she contribute, No, and she contributes maybe through the house. Yeah,
So it's not like she's a charity case.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
No, I didn't say she doesn't contribute to the house.
I mean she does. She does some good laundry, she
does cook, and you know, she folds the clothes and
puts them away for the kids. And I don't know.
I don't know what I'm doing. I don't understand his
argument about I treat her so bad, Like.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
If she didn't do that, you'd have to pay or
you'd have to do it yourself. Yeah, she saved money's
made money.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Yeah, there knows what I'm saying. There would be issues, huh, Okay,
we just like if you didn't have food being cooked,
I mean that would be a problem. I mean, how
would we eat.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
No, But I think you're missing the point that I'm making.
You're like, you do all this and you didn't say
anything about what she does for you that makes it equal.
But the things that she's doing that you're listing is
her doing things so you don't have to pay for
it to be done. And save money has made money.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
No, I understand Save Money has made money. I totally
get what you're saying. But yes, I mean, I'm not
saying she. I never said she doesn't contribute. I never
said that. Who contributes more?
Speaker 6 (52:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Definitely me? Definitely me.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
When you just had the contributions different instead.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Of more you, No, definitely more me. But you're just
you're just talking about the financial part. Yeah, okay, what's
more important? Well, I think that's different for everyone. Ah No,
I mean because if you don't have financials, you can't
have the roof over your head. If you don't have
the financials, can't put gas in the car if you
(53:00):
don't how to find it. I mean, if the more
money you have, the more the more you can have.
What does he even say, the more food.
Speaker 3 (53:10):
You can have, the more money you have, the more
roof you can have.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
A T shirt. The more money you have, the more
roof you can have.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
There is some truth to that, because you get actually
by a bigger house. It takes more house to roof Lunchbucks.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
You also could just say like, hey, I'm not for everybody,
but also to have people that you know don't like
you means you've got people that really do they.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
Really do like you. No, I just know that this
guy's a loser. Obviously you don't think that.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
Just be like, I guess I'm not for you.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
I mean, obviously he doesn't understand life, and he's he sucks,
and he doesn't obviously he' you know what I mean,
Like you can obviously tell you he doesn't have friends,
and he's not on the phone. It was just a
voice house. That's really easy to talk crap too, a voicemail.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
I have a feeling though, if he was on the line,
be like you suck and.
Speaker 1 (53:59):
The talkover so the guy couldn't get in. Uh, let
me do another story.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
South Carolina fire Department has been inundated with calls after
a local couple set up a hyper realistic Halloween display.
We were talking about this on the show last week.
There's a creepy one near your house, but it's not
a real one. There was a real one as well
in the news.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Where people like called right are you talking about that?
Just yours?
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Sam Lee and Amanda Riggins used bright yellow lights in
each of the windows and had a white smoke billowing
from underneath to make it appear there are two story
houses going up in flames.
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Okay, this one's a little too realistic.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
I'm listen, Like, you got like monsters hanging and they're
in trees, and and Amy had the creepy children in
her neighborhood that weren't real I have a headless horseman
like all this stuff around.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yes, all that.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
I'm like, people need to relax. When you got smoke
in a house, it looks like it's on fire. That's
that's going to cause a panic. It looks so realistic
you see it, like coming from the window, would you
think the house was on fire from a distance, Yes, yeah,
that one.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
Man.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
I hate to be the guy that's like that's too much,
but I think that's too much because a house would
catch on fire at any season, Halloween, Christmas, Valentine's Day,
Saint Patrick's Day, so you always call the fire department.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
This is not just a Halloween decoration, dude, that's crazy.
They would do that.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
They turned on the display October third, and that night,
the local fire department received at least four calls reporting
the house with fire.
Speaker 3 (55:28):
Yeah, if you're getting multiple calls.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Some people even drove directly to the fire station after
seeing the display, say the house is on fire. Each
time it happens, the fire department's forced to send a
truck out to ensure the fire has not started, because
even if they knew it was fake, if they didn't go,
because let's say that actually caused a fire. Let's say
something about whatever that decoration is like sparked and caught
on fire in the fire department's like, well, we're not
(55:51):
gonna go.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
We know it's not real. Well it is real.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
The one time you don't go and the house burns up.
So they have to go every single time. Quote, it's
bad practice to not send a try truck. Fire Chief
Russell Alexander explained, if we get a call, we have
to send someone no matter what.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
Dude's is it stupid, Mike, it's pretty zupid. But it's
also like kind of clever Wyff four with the story.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
Yeah, I'm not saying it doesn't look awesome or real,
but I think to have a display that simulates your
houses on fire that feels very unsafe for everybody because
every window is lit up orange and it looks like
fires the entire house. Yeah, fire is a tough one
because that's real. Kids with chopped off teddy bear heads
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and headless horsemen.
Speaker 1 (56:37):
We know that's not real.
Speaker 2 (56:40):
Fires are real. Okay, cool, Let's go over and talk
to Amanda, who is on the phone.
Speaker 13 (56:47):
Now, Hey, Amanda, good morning, Hey, good morning studio.
Speaker 16 (56:52):
Okay, So I have to share my bad massage therapy experience.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
Okay, so.
Speaker 16 (57:00):
I feel abby saying here. So I my mom and
I went to get a massage in Hot Springs for
Mother's Day one year, and the whole time I was
getting a massage, the lady was like missling and like
I was so terrified that she was gonna like drip
snot on me, And then she would stop a couple
of times and blow her nose, and then I was
(57:22):
just like more gross out, Like, Okay, is she sanitizing
or is she just like pumping the lotion? Like I've
never been more stressed out leaving a massage than in
that day.
Speaker 2 (57:34):
That's very uncomfortable because I feel bad for her because
she doesn't feel great, but she has to work because
she has to pay the bills. I think there should
probably be a thing where you're like, hey, walk home.
I just want to make sure that everybody's safe. I'm
gonna wear a mask, not even about being sick, like
I always wear a mask because I don't want to
breathe on. You have to come up with some sort
of reason to make sure your snot doesn't drip and
that you don't suck in all the time, all the time.
Speaker 1 (57:57):
Yeah, that's tough. That's tough for everybody.
Speaker 2 (57:58):
But yeah, I can't imagine paying and then having to
sit for forty five sixty minutes with somebody the whole time.
Speaker 9 (58:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
I do feel bad for the massash therapist too. That
is that's a tough one. Thank you, Amanda, Thanks for
the story. I hope did you ever go Did you
ever go back.
Speaker 1 (58:13):
And get a good one?
Speaker 16 (58:16):
Not to that place. I would be open to going
back to that place, yes, but I've gone to other places.
Speaker 1 (58:23):
I just look to see the place she went to.
It's called sniffles, oh where everybody has Yeah. Yeah, all right, Amanda,
have a great day.
Speaker 10 (58:32):
Thank days.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
Let's go to Chuck in South Carolina, who is on Hey.
Speaker 6 (58:35):
Chuck, Hey, how are you doing this morning?
Speaker 1 (58:39):
Pretty good? Pretty Judio? Hey, pretty good, Chuck? What's going
on with you?
Speaker 6 (58:44):
Oh? Well, I got I got a big question for Eddie.
It seems like the Dallas Cowboys didn't do very good,
which is normal for them. Because I'm a big Eagles
fan since I was nine years old. Here we go
and I hate the Cowboys. Lived in Texas for seven
years and didn't get along very well down there.
Speaker 1 (59:05):
What's the point you're called, Chuck?
Speaker 6 (59:07):
Yeah, how's Eddie's feel about the Cowboys getting whooped?
Speaker 1 (59:12):
I mean, you know, it's just the season. I'm sitting
here and enjoying it.
Speaker 5 (59:15):
You know, they lose, they win, They surprise me some weeks,
they do what I thought they would do some weeks.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
It's just a regular season for us.
Speaker 6 (59:22):
Man.
Speaker 1 (59:23):
We're probably not gonna make the super Bowl, so we're
not gonna win the super Bowl this year. So here
we are. So the Eagles lost to the Giants. I
ask Chuck how he feels they got whooped? How do
you feel, Chuck?
Speaker 4 (59:34):
They did?
Speaker 15 (59:34):
They got whooped.
Speaker 6 (59:35):
I agree with that. I agree with that. They had
a bad day just like everybody else. But I just
had to rub it into Eddie.
Speaker 2 (59:42):
Yeah, because my favorite team beat his favorite team. We're
really at ends.
Speaker 4 (59:45):
That's right, that's.
Speaker 1 (59:48):
Lifetime, lifetime and of Panthers, Chuck, Chuck.
Speaker 5 (59:53):
I got a question for you guys, like why why
are you guys so mean? Like why are the Eagles
fans so mean?
Speaker 6 (59:58):
What do you mean mean? Are you talking about when
we threw snowballs at Santa Claus?
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Oh no batteries?
Speaker 6 (01:00:03):
Oh yeah, you knew what the media. You know what
the media left out about that. They never showed the
back of Santa Claus. He had a sign on his
back said go Giants. Oh and I was at the games.
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
What about when you throw batteries of people? Though I
never did that, Okay, but he threw he threw the
stuff a Santa Ye. All right, check. I appreciate the
coming snowballs.
Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
So thank you you guys.
Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Have a great day. You listen to you guys every
day when I'm mowing fairways on the golf course.
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Thanks man, I appreciate that. See you later. Alrighty bye
bye bye. Sarah's on. Let's go to Sarah and Florida. Hey, Sarah,
you're on the show.
Speaker 17 (01:00:43):
Morning Studio Morning. Well, first, I want to say that,
I'm so happy that Abbie had a great massage experience.
That makes me happy, But I unfortunately had a really
bad one. The last time I went. I was pregnant
with my first and you know, there's hormones, and so
I had a little back me on my back and
(01:01:06):
it wasn't like red or pets built or anything. It
was just getting colored bumps. And my massage therapist, who
I didn't realize at the time, was legally blind in
those eyes and so she couldn't see it. And about
five minutes into the massage, she said, is it okay
if I were gloves? And I was just mortified. And
for the next fifty five minutes I could not enjoy it.
(01:01:27):
And that was sixteen years ago, and I never went
back since.
Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
I have thoughts.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
If the massage therapist was like blind, like you know,
really blind and they're filling the back and it's bumps,
and like what if your back has like a racist
message on it and.
Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Braille, Oh well, I didn't think about that. Nobody ever
would because I'm saying, yeah, they're like, what the.
Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
That's funny, you know, when you're lacking one sense, maybe
her touch is really you know, heightened, so the bumps
felt like, well, I don't know about that, over stimulated
by it. So if she put gloves on it and
made it more bearable.
Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
I want my massage therapist to be like my dentist.
Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
And I know they've seen a lot of gross, but
I need them toat like my gross is like the
least gross they've ever seen. Normal, Yeah, like, oh yeah,
this is nothing, even if it is even because I
have moles and I've had a bunch of them like
burned off, and I need them to be like moles,
this is nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Actually this is a good back.
Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
Yeah, But every time they say that, like, oh man,
you should see the one I saw last week, Like
are you the one they saw last week?
Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
At one point, you know I didn't go last week.
Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Now, if I did go last week, if they said,
you know, over in room sick, they told me about
a guy who came here last week, I'm like, yeah, Sarah,
I'm sorry that happened to you.
Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
I can see where that would be bothersome. I appreciate
you calling though.
Speaker 17 (01:02:56):
All right, thanks Greg, see you later.
Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Follow us on Instagram and TikTok them all that at
Bobby Bones Show. All right, that's the end of the
podcast today. I appreciate you guys listening, all you Part tours.
Always appreciate that you come and you follow us on
the podcast feed and you listen to the podcast. This
is a whole different version than Part one, So thanks
and we will see you guys tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Have a great rest of the day. Bye, everybody.
This is.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
A little tragedy at Amy's house. Amy bought some moms
from Raymundo, and well.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
The deer eating them. And I love my deer, and
I need to know how to get them to stop
eating the moms, but without repelling them from my yard.
And so I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I don't think you do unless you put like little
like a net or a fence.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I build a fence for the moment, like a.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Makeshift net on my front porch.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Right next to the deer feeder.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And there there's no deer feeder, but yeah, the deer
they come and they hang out, and I've been you know,
I try to nurture or foster a safe, safe space
for the deer. You know. I don't let my dog
run wild when they're out there and freak them out.
When they're there, I try to give them space and
talk to them. If I see them at another neighbor's house,
I whisper my address. I love that they're there, and
(00:58):
now they're eating you whisper, that's are like a little
joke that I do. I know they can't hear.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh you're serious. Oh I thought she was joking. No, no, no.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
No, no, I really, I remind them of my address.
So I'm like, come to the court.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
So where are the moms?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
They are on my front porch.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And how are the fifty percent alive?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Oh yeah, there's still These moms are so huge they've
got they can live off of them for a little bit,
but they are eating them. And I'm just like, Okay, well,
I guess if that's what I get out of them,
because Ray said they're going to live for about forty
five days anyway, so maybe mine lived for more like
twenty five.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Crazy deer's come in to your porch. Oh yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
They come right up to the window. It's great.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's like what those pictures I've seen or videos for
people to go on vacations in Africa and the drafts
come up to the window.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
That's cool, that's crazy sort of like that. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
So like but when I have problems with like plants
or somebody, usually call the nursery that I got them from, like, hey,
what can I do here?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
She doesn't want to ask Ray, do you what do
you suggest I do?
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
With my mom? Since the deer are eating them.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Well, there's no refunds, and also.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
It's not what she trying to get a refund.
Speaker 7 (02:07):
And if untouched, they would last forty five days. But
I see that the deer have already been eating them,
so it's going to be very unlikely they'll last that long.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That's not what she asked.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
I already said, recommend a salesman put them up more
closer to your door, maybe where you have the awning
or whatever going over. Okay, unless the deer going right
up to your front door, I think that would maybe
keep them away. That's how we do it, so they're
also shielded from the weather. Oh that's pretty good advice,
he led, though with no refunds. To be clear, Yes,
(02:35):
before I give you this ray.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Have you heard so many people online say it's best
to water moms from below?
Speaker 7 (02:41):
Yeah, people were telling me that I go from the top.
My business has had no problems with that.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, what do they mean? What do they mean from below?
Like the.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Way I'm envisioning it, because I'm still just sticking the
hose in it because I don't know, but like maybe
there's a tray or something and you fill that up
and then you set the moms in the water and
it soaks it up from below.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I picture like a planner or something.
Speaker 8 (03:03):
Yeah, or you're supposed to put like a hose in
it and get to the roots versus spraying on top
of it, like.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Over the flowers.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, they gotta be honest. I've done too much mum
talk today already. I think we've only done three minutes
to twenty three seconds.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
But I'm mummed out.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
But I'm glad though that they're giving your deer nutritionish.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Honestly, I don't like mums. Yeah, but like they're just
like not that pretty to me. Oh no, I know,
I'm the hater.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Did you guys see the food blogger who the big
controversy this weekend? Okay, this is one of my favorite
stories on the weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
I wrote it down. Glamor Rama is her name.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
And so she's a food influencer and she basically reached
out to this bakery and was like, hey, you guys
want Morgan do you know it?
Speaker 9 (03:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, I tell this.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
It's like, hey, you guys want to do a clab,
and like we don't have the budget to collapse. So
she goes anyway and like trashes them.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Oh but they said they didn't have the bushet to collab.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, so yeah, I'm gonna I'll just play some of this.
Speaker 10 (04:00):
So we recently had an influencer reached out to us
and asked to do a collaboration, and we respectfully declined
because it was not in our budget right now. Then
she essentially tried to blackmail us by saying if we
offered the food for free, she.
Speaker 11 (04:14):
Would then write a good review about us. I told
her we think about it, but she still came in
the next day, and although we hadn't agreed to collab
with her, we recognized her when she came in, and
we still were very accommodating and offered her extra drinks.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
So we totally respect a bad review.
Speaker 11 (04:30):
But what we don't like is lying and bullying.
Speaker 12 (04:32):
The first thing she said was that our pistachio was
so faked.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That fact we have right here.
Speaker 11 (04:40):
Or pistachio based that is one hundred percent pistachios from Italy.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
All of our.
Speaker 12 (04:45):
Flowers that we use in our product, the farin double
it put rouge, all comes on a palette from Europe. Also,
this is our planet one flower straight from Italy. It's
written internally in Italian. Not bad for close to the
airport bakery. The only fact that We spend ten times
the amount of money.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
To buy the ingredients.
Speaker 11 (05:07):
The most valuable part of our product is the time
you spend to make them.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
For more so to starter toor dough.
Speaker 11 (05:13):
Every single thing is handmade from scratch.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
To make this, we spend six and they go through it.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
But she wrote a terrible review and she was eating
it in her car and she was like, this is
just like fake and so green. And obviously because they
had the receipts, they didn't want to pay her. They
want to give her the food for free.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
So she just trashed.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Them, allegedly, And so I went to her page and
she took everything down except for you see it, Mike.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, she took everything down off her page. All us
young people, we've all seen this.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Even in her response, she was like, somebody finally stood
up to me.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
She was like, I think she's never doing it again,
never influencing it again. That's what I had heard. She
was like, sometimes we make mistakes.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
She got caught, so it's like her thing.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I hate bullies.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Well, her thing is to be a food influencer. I
don't know if she's you know, manipulator, a cond or
bullied her way into getting other things. Yeah, let me
look it up because I want to go to her
page here all right, George burs on my algorithm.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
And what is her handle?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Glamor Rama, glamor Rama.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I got it right here because I just searched it
the other day. Yeah, yeah, we saw buddy. Here you
go she wrote this. Hey, everybody, First and foremost, I
want to address the fake A ingredients comment. When I
tasted the pistachio pastry, I noticed she's already like making excuses.
At the very beginning. I noticed a strong pistachio flavor
that reminded me of extract or flavoring. So I assume
(06:36):
that's what was used. Maybe it was added, maybe it wasn't.
But I want to clear the really ingredients as well.
It's so small it tough for me to see this.
I also want to clarify something really important. My review
was not revenge for being turned down for a collaboration.
I had already planned a visit and reviewed the bakery,
regardless paid or not. But I understand with how things unfolded,
it might have looked like I did it out of spite.
(06:57):
That's not who I am. For those who follow me
for a while. You know, I always give honest reviews,
good or bad. While the collaboration didn't work out, I
completely respect that it went. I went in as a
regular paying customer. I'm gonna fast forward a little bit
to the bakery. I'm sincerely sorry for any harm my
words may have caused. At the end of the day,
we're all human. Sometimes we mess up publicly, and all
we can do is take accountability. I don't feel like
she took accountability.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
With that first paragraph. That was like it was, it
was coloring.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Thank you to everybody's reached out with kindness, and even
those who've held me accountable, I hear you, and I'm
using this as an opportunity to grow and do better.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, is slam ball move? I mean when you say
grow and do better, you kind of I mean slam
ball move. She is. She's a mint in it though, right.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah, but at the beginning you can't lead it off
an apology with an excuse, right And I'm not saying
she should have done this, But in today's cancel ish culture,
all you're.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Gonna do is ignore it.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It goes away because everybody wants to get outraged by
something else.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
They move on forty eight hours they'll move on. So yeah,
that's what's up.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I was in on that saga though I don't even
know what city that was into you guys.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
So, do you really think it's just because they didn't
give her free food? She's mad, she's gonna bash them.
It sounds like it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yes, she wrote it in DMS, like the communication was
in DMS. Do you want to clap? Okay, then, like
you trade free food? I believe, and then they gave
her like free drinks.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
It's out in Arizona.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Yeah, yeah, the bakery should like all the receipts, all
the communication.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Sos to Glamorama whatever her name is.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
So she done done?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
You think that's embarrassing?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I mean you would think she done sucks for her, Yes,
I don't think anybody's ever done, though, Like she could
easily bounce back in three months. People get canceled all
the time to come back as long as you don't
like touch.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Kid or or hurt somebody. Yeah, depending on how bad
it is. Yeah, and this ain't that bad. I mean
it sucks. It sucks.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
That seems like a bad person, but sometimes bad people
can actually grow whenever the lights gets shine to how
bad of a person they.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Are, and the bakery has gotten Some advertised.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
The greatest chess while playing checkers would be if they
paid Glamorama to.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Do the whole thing, to do the.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Whole thing, like, hey, we're gonna pay you double and
you trash ass. But then I want to show the receipts.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah that's funny.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Movie draft results movies to start with a we did
this draft.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
See let's see.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Morgan had Anchorman, a Cinderella Story, and Avengers End Games.
She finished second place with twenty seven percent.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Stay in another week.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Amy had Avatar, Animal House and a rachnophobia solid Amy.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Pretty bad Amy.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
He finished in fourth, not last, with eleven.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Percent because the Animal House is a good movie.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Eddie, oh boy, you had American Pie, Austin Powers, and
Angels in the Outfield pretty solid at thirty seven percent.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Number one. Wow, I won. Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
So Lunchbox had Aladdin, Avengers and American Beauty pretty good.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Well, there's no way I lost them.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And Ray Mundo had a Walk to Remember, poop and
something called American Justice Oscar winner.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, guys, that's right. That poop will get you man.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Ray two percent total votes think just big poop.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Fans voted for that one.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
But Ray loses again, He'll be out. This is the
second draft Eddie has won in a month after statistically
being the second worst drafter ever behind Ray Munde.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You found that stat on there? It's not on here.
Sound is It's pretty crazy. I know I'm not good
at the drafts, but I guess I'm pretty good at these, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Oh, whenever we have to come up with it, quake, Yeah,
I mean, okay, somebody can't google it all night.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
And I haven't gotten the first pick. I think if
I get the first pick, I'd probably freak out.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I did what I do all in the family them.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yes, there's a lot of pressure. Man, that's a rough one.
All right, let's see what else we got here. Let's
go around the room. Feel good over there? All right?
Go ahead.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
So California going to be the first state to ban
process foods in school school.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Interesting. I also thought she was gonna say prostitution.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
To what I said processed. Y'all thought I was gonna
say process.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It's the way that you said it was whole like
tone and stuff was weird. Is going to be the
best band? Prostitution and then you.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Went, I do not know why I said it that way.
Uh kind of California is they're kind of like lead
the way on things that.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Are actually good for people.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure there's a lot of things
that people don't like about California, but.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
It's a massive state though, right there's there's a you know,
even when they go, look how bad the crime is
in California, the crime and a lot of smaller states
percentage is so much worse than California.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
There's just so much more because there are so many
more people.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I know what, so many people have left there.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
What have but a lot of moves there too. Everybody
ever seen the weather? It's great over there.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I can never live there. Too much traffic.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
And I don't like I don't like Panela time zone.
I like Pacific time zone.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Well, that'd be tough.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
The Eastern time zone will also be really tough.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Do you think it's just because we've only lived in
central so that's why we love it.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No, I don't, because I've really thought about watching sports
on all time zones, and if I'm watching sports, I
think Pacific time zones where it's.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
At let me tell you Arizona. They don't participate in
daylight savings.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
But do they participate in prostitution?
Speaker 3 (12:29):
They don't, right, So I've had some calls with something
in life in Arizona lately, and every time it's off, like,
I've been so confused because they are mountain time. I
googled it. They are mountain time, mountain times.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Why do you talk mountain Did you have a stroke?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Maybe maybe I did?
Speaker 1 (12:51):
What's your point with that?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you
I finally figured it out. But for the past few weeks,
I've had these uh stays in calls and every time
they send an email before and they're like two thirty
mountain time, and I'm like, perfect, I'll be ready at
three thirty my time. That's what I say in my
head because they're mountain my sister's mountain in Colorado that's
(13:13):
one hour behind, except except they failed to say, FYI,
we know you don't live here. We're on mountain. Yes, however,
we don't participate in daylight savings, so we're two hours behind.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
So it's basically Pacific.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
So they bounce back and forth, although not officially, from
Pacific to mountain that's confusing.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, wow, she said, thank you. I just saw you.
Thank you confusing?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yes, I'm like they have been so respectful to always
email me a heads up with the time, and then
they are always an hour late, calling.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Like, but but when we change our daylight savings the
one hour, yes.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
But right now we're in a two hour gap, and
it never it just and then finally one day it
hit me because I was trying to hold back my
frustration when I'm on the phone with them, like why
are you always an hour late? And then I was
like oh, I was like, you don't participate in daylight savings,
do you? And they're like no, and I.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Was like, nor have we for a long time.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
They're the only state though.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah, so that's cool. I'm sorry that's happened to you.
You didn't deserve that.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Well, just in case anybody else has a call with
somebody in Arizona, heads up.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I got a couple of things that I made notes
of and I just need to get it off my
sheet because I forgot I wrote these down so long ago,
and I don't know what they mean, but I wrote
them down. Lunchbox think thinks Amy is dumb?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Oh yeah, I just wonder how dumb Amy is okay,
because she took a video of her son's cross country
meet I don't know, a week and a half ago,
and it was like the state meet and it's like
the start line and Amy is so far away from
the start line you can barely see the kids. And
I was talking to her in the hallway. It was like, hey,
why are you not closer so you can cheer them
(14:53):
on at the beginning? She goes, because they shoot a
gun at the beginning, and I want to get a
safe distance away.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Okay, he's exaggerate. I didn't know what was in there.
But that's not why i'm that. I told him that
I found out they're shooting like just powder right.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Away.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I thought it was like when they shoot in the air,
come down.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
He's exaggerating.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
He's looking up. She's hiding under a tree for a while, right.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
It's not why I was away, but I was confused
as to what they were shooting. And then and then
this at the state championship, the gun kept malfunctioning and
so then they had to do a whistle, which was
kind of lame for the start because you know something
about the pop, you know, and like everybody starts running.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
And then it was like, did you think there was
a bull in the gun?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I didn't know, but I was there of it.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I didn't know there's possibly a bullet.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
No, that would be irresponsible. But what I'm saying to
them is I didn't know what what it was. I
don't I'm not I don't know. I don't know what
they shoot. Is it always a blank? Is it just
a noise?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Like?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Is it just a uh, you know, they press a
button and it's like a gun noise?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Do you know what a blank is?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Well, after talking with you all powder, yeah, basically, But
before that, no, I didn't know. Is it a little
like plastic thing that comes out?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I think that you're dumb? And he just said Amy, No,
I said, how dumb is Amy thinks? Amy is dumb?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
I would admit to being very ignorant as to what
they are using at the start lines for things like
when they're obviously I know they're going to do anything
dangerous for children, but I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
I bet you back in the day though they've used
a real gun.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Is it a BB gun?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I'm surprised here in Tennessee here we go in Arkansas.
We're not using them like twelve gages. Hold on again.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I mean he must have been desperate for prep that day.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Okay, here's prep. You're the one that just admitted you
weren't sure what was in it. So you are admitting
that you thought there could be.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
That makes me dumb, though, that just makes me ignorant. Yeah,
I'd never have asked uneducated.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Sure, not ignorant. Ignorant?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Isn't that what that means?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Different?
Speaker 5 (16:59):
But like it's not know you mean like negative tone
to be ignorant. Yeah, yeah, because that was like, oh, yeah,
you're ignorant.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
It's okay. Yeah, it's like you're ignorant. Yeah you didn't
Oh you didn't know. That's okay.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Or you're ignorant, it doesn't matter. I just wanted to
read that.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Move on to the next thing going I'm unfamiliar. There
you go. Good?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Uh, Eddie writes. Why does lunchbox cuss sole loud day
at work?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah? Like, what's the deal? Man?
Speaker 5 (17:20):
We had people here the other day and he walks
up and he's like, what's up. Efforts and like, what
the what? Yeah, just yells it out loud. We have
two of our bosses there, like I'm sure. I mean
there's a lot of people in our building. And he
yelled it to where probably everyone can hear.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Like hey, suckers, but he didn't say suck no.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Right, are you unfamiliar with the etiquette of a professional workplace?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Well, Amy and Eddie were sitting out there on the
couch is just kind of hanging out, and I was like, well,
that's weird that they're hanging out together. It has already
called we were at the.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Same time too, Am, And I look at you like,
why are we efforts? Like what does that even mean?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah? Why did you yell what's up? Efforts?
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Work?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
It wasn't like a mean one. It was like a
hell that's it's at the point I know. It was
like a fun joking like like walk up and quietly
do that? What's that? Efforts? You can't yell at in
a professional workplace or even like hey hey Amy, oh
you may not even call you the efforts? Hey guys,
did you guys think it was weird? Yes, it was.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
It loud, But the only thing that's weird to me.
And this is something that we've talked to him about
for years. We've talked to him about how loud his
voice is and that he cusses like crazy, and there's
bosses and other people recording things like it's just it's
just weird.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It's weird, man, It's weird because here's the thing. Uh,
we are on the other side of the building from
ninety nine percent of the people that we work with,
So this is kind of like a our playground or not,
no lunch. I can hear you when I come out
of the bathroom and you're standing over here meetings right
here that aren't even our company.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Like you did it our other building to where smaller.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I just don't understand. We don't curse in the room.
It's real. Nobody curses in the room.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
So when he gets out of the room, well he
just NonStop.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Okay. Eddie wants to know, does anyone know how old
Scuba is? That's a good question. I know you asked
it him. You think it's a good question. I literally
don't because Scuba has always lied about his age. He
never tells us the real age, so I have no
idea how old he is, and I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
We're just talking about something like randomly, and I go
like you know where? Well, I don't know how old
are you?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Scooby.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
He's like, I'm gonna tell you, like what And I
just thought, like, I guess I don't know his age?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Do you guys know?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I think I do? Yes, But hey, Scuoba, is that
a thing? Is that like a funny bit to you?
Or are you embarrassed at your age?
Speaker 7 (19:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I just think it's like a bit And now that
it's been so long, I just am carrying it on.
How old do you think I am? I know? Okay,
so I know for sure?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah, I think so, just because I've seen like paperwork.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah, he may have seem to approve some stuff. But you, Eddie,
what do you think? I feel like we're the same age.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
No, he's younger than you.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
No, I feel like Scooby. Do you think the Scooba
Steve is your age?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Because when we talk about pop culture, he knows all
this stuff that I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Okay, It's like we grew up at the same time,
same with you, same with it.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You were one year apart, right, but you're only two
years apart from Amy.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
I think Scooba is forty six years old or if
he's forty five. He's about to turn forty six. I
don't know when your birthday is.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Dude, this is in June. Just happened, Okay, Okay, let's
just go around the road.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
I'm going to recuse myself from this because again one
of the things, listen, I have boss things after do.
Sometimes when I got to sign stuff and see stuff,
I think I know, I'm pretty sure I know, but
I'll back out.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Amy he's forty one, lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
No, I'm not gonna give a specific age. I think
he's between thirty eight and forty two, but I have
no idea. You guys think he's way younger, like I
have no clue the real age because he's never said so.
I'm just going with a range of thirty eight to forty.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Two as on prices, right you would whenever it's going
to stop at that range.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
So he's using those skills now for this good job, dude, Morgan.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
I don't know his age either, and I've asked him
before multiple times. I think he's thirty nine. The only
reason I think that is because I don't feel like
he's had that big birthday yet that you have when
he turned forty.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
You feel like he's younger. A. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
And maybe it's just because he's never brought attention to
like a big forty birthday.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
That's I didn't have a big forty birthday, don't thing, dude, that.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Was like twenty years ago. We don't remember those six
years ago.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
We didn't have social media.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Then.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The funny thing is we make such a big deal
about Eddie's being so old he's away.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
It's a one year year. You guys like he was
born in the seventies.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah, that's the best joke. Okay, we'll leave it as is.
Is there anything you want to say?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
No, I think you guys are just keep it up,
doing a great job today. Did anyone nail it? No,
no one nailed it't.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
He's not gonna admit it any I'm just trying. I'll
say this. I think you guys would be surprised.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I have no idea. I'm timeless. I think you guys
would be surprised. Look, it just makes no it's such
a weird thing to care about.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
The only thing that's going to surprise me is if
he's like fifty.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Right, which I think maybe that's what you're saying. I
think you're saying way older than we.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
All I'm saying is I think you guys would be surprised.
We have another friend that is always weird about their age,
our friend of made and he would always yeah because
he looks very young but also doesn't always act very young,
like he's very but he always would hide his age.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
And then it just became a bit. It wasn't even
like but you know how I knew with him was
I had to like book flights and then we got
a book flights for somebody.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You got to get their age that they can't lie.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Then what would you wouldn't you do like something for
like your birthday too, Like didn't you give.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
People he put it on Facebook? Is the wrong date? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
And then oh yeah, I'd put yeah back on the
back In the day when I use Facebook, I'd put
the wrong date. So people mess me on the wrong
date April sixth, they'd be like, happy birthday, my brother's
four days ago on a new They want my real friends,
my real friends, my real friends and.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
New But do you remember your real friend's birthdays exactly?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
But no, but I don't remember hardly any But I
don't rely on Facebook to tell me though either.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
So oh but that's the best indication though, because you're
just like, oh cool, Like I can text them.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I have a lot of you guys birthdays in my calendar.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah. Well, now, I mean, I guess i'n't used Facebook
in a while, but if I had an inkling it
was someone's birthday, and like I knew, I'm like, gosh, yeah,
today's definitely a birthday. But sometimes I would go to
Facebook just to double check, and I could see someone
maybe doing that for you, and then they're like, shoot,
I guess I was off.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I guess it's the sixth and you know what, I
guess you're not my real friends.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Oh good, and we're guessing.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
That's a nightmare of mind that I forget my wife's
birthday just because I don't remember birthdays, and like, if
I don't think about that for like that month, I'll
forget it.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I am I double edged sword. But my wife's is
so close to Christmas that helps, YEP, remind you in
New Year's It's so close that I just know that,
like the Holy Trinity of Difficult Gifts is going to
be that time. It's Christmas Day on Time's Day, gotta
be on it and it's NonStop. Okay, I get two
(24:07):
other things. Here are we doing? The ask Bones for
a favorite segment anymore?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Is that Ray? It is Ray?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
He's always the only one that wants favors all the time.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Well, something you can provide and I don't figure. Didn't
you just get like glasses and stuff? Oh? Yeah, and
then didn't get to his birthday party?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Oh like literally spent over a thousand dollars on him
for his birthday and didn't get a birthday party?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
What else? Glasses? That big looks great? Yeah? You planter
the favor? It is?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
To your friend? Are you still friends with Brett Eldridge.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Ranks guy?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Here we go. I know where it's going.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Oh I know, I hesitate to say a very close friend, yes,
because I got tickets to his show at the Ryman.
Speaker 7 (24:54):
But what they don't offer on the website is backstage.
So I was like, I'll just hit up Bones hooked
up because it is also my wife's birthday.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
What do you think.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Backstage is at a Brett Eldridge Ryman Christmas show?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Green room? We're back there, just you guys and him, Like,
what do you want from that?
Speaker 7 (25:12):
Experience kind of just just really see the guts of
the Ryman.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Maybe a picture with Brett.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
But haven't you seen the guts like during like if
I'm playing with the Ryman or we're playing with the Rymond.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I don't think he goes back there.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Not really, And it's kind of I can just take
it there after work one day if you're honest.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
The guts.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Well, Brett's got to be there and it's got to
be on the birthday. That's what makes it special. And
so also it were of what fifteen people that are
allowed back there, so it's kind of a VIP type thing.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Where does this fifteen people number coming? Well, I'm just
saying it.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
People that are allowed backstage are considered by society is
greater than others. Oh, so that would be cool for
my wife's birthday.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
And in November we have time, I believe.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
And I say this as somebody and I don't go backstage,
but we'll go to Brett's room before because we go
every year, and so we'll go. He doesn't really do
a meat and greet or anything backstage like he's so
it's up to the.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Artists if they want to do it or not. Yeah,
for sure.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
I just thought every artist always has a thing they
have to do with the label beforehand.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
If it's maybe no, no, and.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
He'll if he does a show here, he'll do three
shows at the Ryman, like one of the shows he
may have like a home show, like little lounge where
it's like forty people. Because everybody in Nashville that you're
friends of with the artist has like there's something like
that that happens. But he doesn't really do a backstage
stuff like he like gets nervous before he performs.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
But the couch chill could work as well. Even though
it's not named a meeting.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
He's not gonna let you in his literal rooms.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Like just where he gets ready.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
He's putting his boat eye on. Yeah, that's help me
with this. That's really all it is. It's like he
has a little room. If he does a meat greet
or something, I'll ask, but I have never seen it
do it in all the years. A week go okay,
if you just want a picture with him, I could
probably make that happen.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Just come over.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I'll just tell you when over the house he has
come over if he gets nervous before.
Speaker 7 (27:03):
And it's really not a known thing that he does,
probably not looking like it's gonna happen, all.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Right, Lunchbox met Amy's boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
You did? I did?
Speaker 6 (27:13):
Man?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Let me tell you that it was random.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
It was so random. I didn't even think. I was
like what, I couldn't Well. First, my son saw him
first and came up to me and literally was like, Mom,
I just saw Lunchbox in the bathroom and I'm like, no,
you didn't, and he's like, no, I did. I swear
it's Lunchbox. And I was so adamant that it wasn't
Lunchbox that he's like, well, could it have been Eddie?
Like he started like feeling like he was crazy, like,
(27:39):
well somebody from the show, But it was Lunchbox, mom,
And I was like, o Eddie's out of town. I
was like, no, it's like, what strange man did you
talk to in the bathroom? And then sure enough like
later that was at the school spaghetti dinner and then later.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Said what strange man did you talk to in the bathroom?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yes, because there's no reason for me to think Lunchbox
him being there. I was so absolutely random. It couldn't
I couldn't make sense of it in my mind. So
then later we're down by the football field and I
look over and I see lunchbox and then Stevensould just
start screaming, Mom, I told you, I told you, this
is lunchbox. I told you. And then my boyfriend's I
next to me. So then they met.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
What do you think? Well, here's how Amy was so funny,
because she's sitting there talking to these people and I
turn around. She's standing right behind me.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, I didn't know, and I turned around and go, are.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
You Amy from the Bible? She goes, Oh, my gosh,
what are you doing here? I just yess I am,
And then she realized that's.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Not how I said it, but she was.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
So much so she was a mid conversation, I did
the whole are you Amy from the Bibybone.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Show and yes, but also not like your voice is
gonna able to be camouflaged in the.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Buddy part was she goes, yes, my gosh, what are
you doing here? Give me one second? Let me finished
talking to them, and then ye, because I didn't want
to be rude. I don't know. I'm not saying you're
being rude. I'm just telling you how I went down
and so her boyfriend like when I when I first like,
I thought, okay, this dude's nerdy, right, Like he gives
off nerd vibes. This when you saw him that you
thought that according to lunchbox, Yeah, and when I see
pictures like he's got the little he's got a long
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sleeve shirt on in one of those jackets with no
sleeves like a vest. Okay, vests, but it's a lot
of words, but it's a jacket. It's a zip up jacket,
a jacket like a vest with no sleeves. That's called
a vest. It's called a vet. It's not called a jacket.
That's I never heard of a vest.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
You had a button down to the vest over it.
And he is a little bit he has kind of
nerdy preppy right, And so I.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Was like, okay, this guy's gotten nerdy. Whatever we start
talking about. He talks sports. I was like, okay, he's
kind of normal, you know what I mean. He's real
nice guy. Chatted for a little while Amy walked away.
He kept talking to me and I was like, you
should go to yeah, like do we keep talking here?
Do we keep talking?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Like?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
All right, I guess we're here.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Well, I don't know how he would walk away, like
we were standing right by Lunchbox, like that's where we
were hanging out, and is going to walk to Well.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Then some other guy that I guess they went to
high school together back in the sixties, uh, came up.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
It's not the sixth okay, the night, the night like.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
And they started talking. So then I got kind of
just my way ont of the conversation and was it
and just kind of turned back around perfect out. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Well no, they had like alumni so it was homecoming,
so they were giving away free like alumni football t shirts,
like if you were you know, if you were on
the football team, you could go get a shirt. And
my boyfriend was on the football team, and Lunchbox went
over to get a free alumni football shirt.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Okay, hold on, hold on, like where are you guys
at the football game?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
What was he doing at the football kids in the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
But did not hear the first it's Friday night, lunch froes.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Kids they're little, they doll to how old are you?
Lunchboxes kids don't go to this school. And that's why
I was so surprised. And the spaghetti dinner, like Lunchbox
is there for dinner.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Nothing of you guys thought this was weird that lunchbox there.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
I sold my son, there's no way it was lunch.
And then turns out when a lunchbox his neighbors was
selling tickets to the Savietty dinner because it's like a
fundraiser thing, and so lunch is like at the Spaetti dinner.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
They're like.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
So then the friend is like, hey, you know the
football games after this dinner, and Lunchbox is like, well,
we might as well stay for the game. So they
walked over the game, and then Lunchbox's kids are like
running out onto the field like wild and the you
know the little which I just learned. I guess when
I thought it was the end zone like iron Z
and E. But it's the end zone. You know those
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orange things that stick up at the end zone.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Pons, that's it.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
His kids kept knocking it over, like going over and
knocking it over like it was a toy. They would
they would pick it up. But finally a man came
over and was like, can y'all get your kids off
the way?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Oh my god, yes, yeah they were. They were timing
themselves like run into the pylon and back. Yes, and
they'd had to touch the pylon. But sometimes when they
took shit, they'd knock over. Yeah, but they did it
when they were on the other end of the field.
It wasn't like they were on that side of the
field during the game. Yeah, you know what's happening.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
This whole story is bonkers lunch talking to kids in
the bathroom. He can't describe a vest. You know, he
has stuck. He got stuck with Amy's boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
It wasn't stuck. We were just standing there and I
felt like they were having a good conversation.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah, no, it was a good conversation. Then the awkward
part was this is when it gets there is more
Amy their dude, like they're in high school, like hugging
and listen on their PDA, and it's like, what are
we doing? This is so weird, Like just because you're
in a high school football game, you don't act like
the high schoolers.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Oh man, that was and that was very weird.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
A it was weird, just like seeing Amy with another
dude and then just like you don't that's the first
time I've ever seen her with another dude beside any
weird you know what, it's weird but then the fact
that they were right behind me and he had his
arms runner and they were just kind of I was like, okay,
can we not do this? Okay, that's not a lie.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
No, Bobby, let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I don't know who to There's so many like little
tributaries coming off this river.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Okay, Amy, Amy, you can be honest.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I am going to be honest. I'm not against any
kind of mild PDA. But there's no way that we
are going to be that way. At at his kids school,
like both of his all three of his kids were there,
his two boys and his daughter. He's friends with so
many people there. He went there, my son is there.
We're not No, we were not overly p d A
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at all, whatsoever. I don't even know why lunchbox is throwing.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Were you PD at all? PDA at all?
Speaker 12 (33:41):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:42):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
You guys are telling me that I didn't turn around around.
You guys, you said, I don't think we were not kissing.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
His arms might have been around me.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
You were facing each other, not even facing the football
way slow dancing. It felt like, get that's what dance.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
I'm laughing because this is so comical. This is he's
making this.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
You are go ahead, n l R.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
He is a that's abusive nl R power.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I have to trust it, Okay.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
And I don't call my boyfriend right now and be like,
were we PDA the game because that's not true.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yes, I don't.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
I'll just put him on the spot.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I don't know. Okay, good, I'm good. So it was
weld night. It was a wild mild and spaghetti dinner
and all that. Dude, Yeah, talking heads in the bathroom.
Spaghetti dinner is all you can eat for ten bucks.
I bet you love that. Oh man, it was you're
trying to get a shirt from the home from the
it was free here. It wasn't a free shirt for no.
Here's my thing. They had two boxes of them sitting
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there right. I just wanted to see if they really
knew who went to that school. They wouldn't let anybody
get a shirt. Did you get a shirt? Yeah? Showed
them because look, they there's no way they recognize everybody
that went to that school. And I think it's a
trust thing. And there's so many gonna be left over.
What are they gonna do with it and use it
next year? Dude? They're probably an alumni. You know they
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get a new design design every year. Probably not I
you got extra shirt. No, I don't think about it.
But there was two boxes just sitting on the track.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yeah, and you had to go up and be like, hey,
alumni class or whatever.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Okay, well that's good. Jackson nineteen sixty one, Nico Jackson.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, that was a low blow lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
He wasn't there in the sixties, like he was driving
around with the Beach Boys.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
He really really excited about get into that Beatles, that
Beatles concert coming through town.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
He GRADUATEDES.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
But he did say he did reverence your Vietnam joke
about him that one time goes Vietnam joke. Yeah, he said,
Amy said, oh he's in Vietnam, and you were like, oh,
he fought there, and he told me that night he
said that was pretty funny. But he said that was funny,
like he thought, I remember that. That's funny.
Speaker 13 (36:08):
So where did he get at that jacket without the
sleeves of the vest I got a question that there
are so many parts of this they're so funny.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Also also lunchboxes, kids a running on the fil during
the game, slapping the highline.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Too, and Amy, I understand now why you would be like,
Lunchbox isn't here. There's no way you sell ye, I
told my son.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
And then then that my son was like, I feel
like I'm seeing things. He's like, well, then he was like,
it must have been Eddie and he thought in his
mind that it was Lunchbox. And yeah, that part really
threw me off. But Stevenson still doesn't let that go.
He's like, I told you, Mom, I told you I
saw Lunchbox and you didn't believe me. And I was like,
I had no reason to believe he would ever be like,
I wouldn't have never been there if it wasn't for
(36:51):
my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
There's like they're making out on the film. No really now,
And you know what's weird. The weirdest part is like
we stood there's weirder.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Okay, there's no way it's something's about to be a
weird gest It could also be weird, but there's no way.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Those trumps the rest of her. Maybe also weird is
because we stood down like most of the adults were
up in the stands and we stood down on the
ground like the behind the end zone where all the
middle school at high school kids were, So it was
really weird for Amy and her dude to be kissing.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Like right around what I'm saying, we weren't doing that.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Amy MLR though now we know we can't trust him
front to front, front to front? Amy, did you kiss him?
Are you front to front? Were you sitting? Were you
standing in front to front?
Speaker 3 (37:33):
I don't know, some point maybe, but we weren't hold.
It wasn't a hold.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Too many maybes and too many don't know.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
I mean, I think it was more side to side. Uh,
I don't because I wasn't thinking about every single move
I was doing.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
But that's somebody who knows that they might have been
caught in something. No, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
I wasn't worried about every movie because but I also
wouldn't be overly PDA because that would be weird.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Didn't say it was hours of PDA. I didn't say
it was ours. It was a wam bam.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Okay, if it's wambam, then fine, we probably did. That
was exactly like we were slow dancing and swaying and
making out.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Front to front kids. No, no, no, because their shoulders
were facing the field.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
What decide?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
All right? We got to take a break.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Just control yourself, yeah, Amy, keeping your pants, okay, okay,
all right, all.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Right, take a break, all right, some more voicemails go ahead.
Number one.
Speaker 14 (38:36):
So, my wife last week threw away her wallet by
accident and at seven hundred dollars cash plus her gift
cards and wall and everything else was in that was
in it with about one thousand dollars. And it had
me thinking about you guys. Was there anything that you
guys have thrown away or lost that you still think
about to this day? Love the show?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Once I bought these tickets for Oprah's tour that I
was going to resell and they were in an envelope
because oprah'stor was going like massive and only bottom to
resell them. We were living in Austin and they were
an envelope and I put them somewhere. I never found them.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
I still think about that because I don't know where
they went.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I looked everywhere. Also can't from a mouth guard still
cause the dog ate it and it looked.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Our recent one.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
I know, I looked everywhere.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
Still come up.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
What I wonder is I wonder if I can call
my dentist and say, hey, do you still have the mold. Yeah,
And if they do, that's so much easier, because the
reason I haven't gone to get a new one is
because I just did.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
You have to drive up there and sit in the chair,
hold up in your mouth, and you got to wait
three days.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Tiny. I know.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
That's why I think my wife may be at the
bottom of this, right. I know she could have hidden
the mouthguard to make me go to the dentist to
fix my broken tooth.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Do you have anything?
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Well, one time, I assume I threw away my passport,
and it was when I was having to go to
Haiti a lot because we were adopting kids. I mean
I would go multiple times a year for several years,
and I had a trip coming up and no passport,
so I was digging through trash dumpsters everywhere, and then
I had to just fast track a passport like from
Atlanta or do you like a rush order. I mean
(40:12):
it was very nerve wrecking because I had a trip
coming up, and so I think about that sometimes, mostly
to keep track of my current passport, like don't do
like last time, and ended up accidentally throwing this away.
So it's helped me. But that was a very stressful,
like forty eight hours or something like that.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Lushbocks. I've thrown my car keys in the trash after
a night of drinking. You get home, you unlock the door,
and you have your pizza from the you know, pizza place,
and you're eating it through the paper plate in the
trash can. Guess my keys were with it, because the
next morning I couldn't find my keys anywhere. Finally found
them in the bottom of the garbage can. You did
find them, though, Oh I did find them, luckily, but yeah,
(40:50):
I couldn't find them. Took me like two hours, all right.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
Next up, Hey, I was just calling in to let
you in the studio know that I scratched the scratch
off match ten numbers scratch the first value of the
number it was five hundred, and all of them were
five hundred.
Speaker 15 (41:08):
I ended up winning five thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (41:10):
Love the show.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
That's crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
And I've done a lot of scratch offs and I've
never hit anything like that, and Lunchbox hasn't either, and
he's done more than me.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, I've only won two hundred and fifty bucks and
people come up, I won every single number. Oh, it's
just that drives me no, Like I scratched those all
the time where you have like five rows and numbers,
it's like, all right, just match one and to match
every one. I hate my life. It's crazy that he's
not one more than he has.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Meaning his biggest win ever is two hundred and fifty dollars,
and I think I've won more than twenty fifty bucks.
Scuba Steve's won more than twenty fifty bucks. And we
don't play near as much as him. Like to me,
that's the craziest thing, not that he's not one millions,
because that never happens. It's so rare that when it does,
it makes the news. That's how you know something doesn't
happen a lot, because if it makes the news, that
means it's newsworthy. That means it's not happening consistently anywhere.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
But the fact you give me thousands, like give me one,
like give me some, like some a stepping stone, like
I haven't even got up a rung of the ladder
which is stepping down. You'll get there, That's what I say.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Yourself.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
But there's nothing you can do to make the odds better,
like with life, with job, career, family.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
All these goals you can build on things. This you
don't build on.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
It's all the same adds when you start, regardless of
oh sorry.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Just get just you know, positive energy, believe in yourself
if you think about it. This is the most consistent thing.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
But losing, he's done losing.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Yeah, well no, he's not losing. He just hasn't won yet.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
But he's losing because it Okay, next one up.
Speaker 15 (42:50):
Was there ever an update on the tracker that Amy
found on her car that you all were thinking was
a remote key for the garage? I don't think we
ever heard the ending.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Of that story.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Yeah, it's something that dealership put on my car or
something to track you. No, so, like I guess they
scan it to be like this is who this car
belongs to or something. I don't know that's what they said.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Do you take it off?
Speaker 3 (43:17):
No, it's still on there.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
They're still tracking you.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Well, I don't think they're tracking me.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
That's why people who track you want you to think
they're not tracking you.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
But I don't think it's a tracker. I think it's
a like scanner.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
So you know they're walking back behind your house. I
know that happened to you.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Huh, well, my neighbor texted me about that that which
I was like, shout out to my neighbor for just
being aware well her husband and her So I'm already
at work, but I get a text from her and
she's like, Hey, I just want to let you know that,
you know, my husband was just leaving for work and
you sent me a text that you saw a man
walking up your driveway like towards the back of your house,
(43:54):
Like no work truck in sight, but maybe it's hidden
back behind where your garage is. I don't know. I
just wanted you to know. And I was like, oh, wow,
thank you so much. Now turns out he was there
to work on my house and he did have permission
to be going through the back. So but you know,
everything was fine. But it just made me feel really
good that I've got neighbors that will look out for
(44:15):
me and not be like, oh, this seems like a
silly text as sind you know, it's like neighborhood watch
stick together, Like would you ever do that to your
neighbor if you saw a man walking up their driveway.
Let's say you knew them.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
For a second. I don't know my neighbors.
Speaker 6 (44:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
I mean I wouldn't say I'm like okay, like, oh okay,
b FF with my neighbors, but I know her like
she's really kind. Whenever I see her outside with the dogs, I.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Would say this.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
So we have gates around her house, so to our
neighbors all the way around all four directions right right,
So it's not really like an open neighborhood. But if
I saw someone climbing over a gate over to a neighbor,
like they would like, if I I wouldn't know how
to get a hold of them, I'd probably call.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
You'd be like, how do I get ahold of that neighbor,
because I'd do that so I.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Can text them and be like, hey, Bobby just saw
a guy climbing him.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Yeah, Or if it were the one next door, I
think I would just walk over and like look over
the gate and see what.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
Was going on. And they called nine one one, call
nine one one if someone was like climbing over their
gate to get in their yard.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Yeah, yeah, okay, what if it's then they got locked down?
Do you even know what your neighbors look like?
Speaker 1 (45:22):
That's a great question.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
I think they're like, sir, this is your neighbor. Oh funny,
I've never seen them before.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
If you walked them, if you walked ten people in
a room, I would not know.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
Even though your neighbors over here that I know, just
know if you ever have to do a lineup, they
look like Ken and Barbie.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
They're so gay.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
The one thing about I didn't have my glasses on
and I had ordered like on a Saturday, or maybe
it's a Friday when we're working from home. I had
ordered some breakfast stuff and they delivered delivered it over
to their house. Oh, and I'd taken my glasses off
(46:01):
and I was in the house and I see the
delivery driver person walk up.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Sometimes they won't drive in the gate.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
They walk it up, which is then weird because if
the gate closes behind them, there's nobody to get out,
so then I got to reopen the gate. But they're
walking up and they lay it down and I see
him to the window and I'm like, thank you, and
I just wave. Turns out they dropped it off with
the wrong house and it was your It was people,
you know, the neighbors walking it over. I would have
been like, oh, thank you for walking it over, but
instead I thought it was a livery driver, and I
just waved through the window like this is what.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
I expect you to yu.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
I just thought it was a de livery driver.
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Was the husband?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Was the husband? Is he large?
Speaker 3 (46:31):
He looks like Ken?
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Is he large? Yes? Yeah, I was a husband.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
He's very tall, fit, blonde.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Because I then texted Kevin Klug, who's my trainer, who
would train who trained them? For a while, I was like, hey,
if there's a large guy, tell him. I didn't know
he was a neighbor. And I wouldn't have just waved
through the window like hey, you're doing your job. I
tipped you pretty well. I would have liked been like, hey,
thanks for walking it over from the wrong house.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
They're really nice.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Okay, what do you mean do with that?
Speaker 3 (46:57):
I don't know. I'm saying, look, that's that's what you said.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
That when they guilt tone.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
No I didn't. That is your filter.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
You should hang out, yes, rightly.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
No, I don't think nobody's trying to. I mean I
just said, yeah, that tracks that they would bring it
over like they're just you know, like it's you've got
nice neighbors. That's that's good to know. I love it,
like it wasn't guilty anything.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
I love having nice neighbor. It's one of my favorite
things about living here.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Yeah, just nice.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
But I don't think I would know them if they
walked in, which is fine.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
Well, now you would because you know the delivery guy
wasn't a delivery guy.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Was it was blurry?
Speaker 3 (47:32):
Oh all you could tell?
Speaker 2 (47:35):
It was just a really tall blonde is he blonde?
Tall blonde guy. I'm sure they're really nice. I just
don't really hang out.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
It's not the thing. I don't want to do anything.
I want to hang out.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
They do a lot.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
What do you mean they hang out a lot? They
do a lot, like we already don't match.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Yeah, she invited me to a comedy show the other day,
but I couldn't go.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
But I was like, oh, my neighbor did who was
doing this?
Speaker 3 (48:01):
I don't know, I have to look it up. I
didn't know that she just had an extra tip.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
I get mad that I didn't get invited either.
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Well, no, I knew she was going with another friend
that I know I hang out with more. That's anytime.
Actually I'm hanging out with her. It's through that other friend.
But she was like, hey, I was going to hit
you up because so and so is going with me
to this, and I have an extra ticket if you
want to go.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
And I think, are they need to get to me?
Speaker 2 (48:23):
No?
Speaker 3 (48:23):
I think literally, if they wanted to get to you,
they could just walk on over.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
O kidding.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Speaking of like shady stuff happening, Americans lost two hundred
and forty one million packages to porch pirates last year.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
And that's a lot of stolen packages.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
And I'll do the thing where it's like, I don't
get it so many people, But that's a lot of
people stealing packages. I wonder what percentage of those packages
are open and people are actually excited about what's in there,
because I would assume most when you steal stuff, you
open it from Amazon or whatever.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
You're like, oh, paper towels, what am I gonna do
with these?
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Yeah, that's got to be most of it, right, because
most of the stuff that we ordered just in general,
it's not stuff that we're excited about get it and
stuff that we have to have.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
But fifteen point seven billion.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Dollars to porch pirates, two hundred and forty one million
stolen packages, it's averaged sixty five bucks per person, on
and on I just can't imagine. Seventy two percent from Amazon,
UPS thirty one percent, FedEx thirty percent, UPS USPS twenty
nine percent PR Newswire.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Did you know who this comedian is? Jamie Wolf, That's
who it was. I don't know either, but it was
a Daniese, you know, like the Little.
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah, the Comedy Place. Give me a number six, Ray.
Speaker 9 (49:37):
I am just calling to ask why Lunchbox is so conceited.
He's so into himself. He treats his wife like crap,
it seems like, and just runs everything in his life
that nobody even actually appreciates. I enjoy every aspect of
the show except for when Lunchbox speaks, have a great day.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Thank you, Lunchbox. Anything you want to say to that. Oh,
that's a great question. I don't think I'm conceited at all.
I think, you know, it's just through life you have
experiences like when people treat you a certain way, tell
you you're really good looking, so you start to know,
you know what, I am really good looking. You think
you're really good at things, and you happen to be
really good at things, and you happen to be super famous.
People recognize you. I don't understand. I treat my wife
(50:18):
fie and I give her a nice house roof over
her head. I get you, you give her that. Yeah,
I gave her three great children. I don't know how
I treat her so bad. I mean, what is She's
not living in a cardboard box behind the seven to eleven?
So what what am I doing wrong? I don't really
get it. So I don't know what this guy's talking about.
Maybe he's listening to a different show. But yeah, when
(50:40):
you are awesome, it's okay to be conceded. It's it's
the that's the problem with people. Not enough people are awesome,
so they don't understand what it's like to be awesome.
So maybe that's why they're not conceded. I don't know.
I just call it confidence. You call it conceded, tomato,
tomato whatever.
Speaker 2 (50:56):
I think it's weird that he says he gives his
wife a roof, that he gives his wife kids. I
feel like she's involved in that too, all.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Right, But I don't understand why that's what I'm saying.
He says, I treat her so bad, Like what is
so bad about that?
Speaker 2 (51:09):
No, but I don't think you understand the question you
said you'd give her a roof over her head.
Speaker 3 (51:12):
Like she could have gotten that, Like, obviously she needs
a man to procreate in some way, shape or form, But.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
She would have didn't have to be didn't it be you?
Speaker 6 (51:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:22):
Right, And if she wasn't with you, she could get
her own roof.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
And she contribute, No, and she contributes maybe through the house. Yeah,
So it's not like she's a charity case.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
No, I didn't say she doesn't contribute to the house.
I mean she does. She does some good laundry, she
does cook, and you know, she folds the clothes and
puts them away for the kids. And I don't know.
I don't know what I'm doing. I don't understand his
argument about I treat her so bad, Like.
Speaker 2 (51:51):
If she didn't do that, you'd have to pay or
you'd have to do it yourself. Yeah, she saved money's
made money.
Speaker 1 (51:58):
Yeah, there knows what I'm saying. There would be issues, huh, Okay,
we just like if you didn't have food being cooked,
I mean that would be a problem. I mean, how
would we eat.
Speaker 2 (52:09):
No, But I think you're missing the point that I'm making.
You're like, you do all this and you didn't say
anything about what she does for you that makes it equal.
But the things that she's doing that you're listing is
her doing things so you don't have to pay for
it to be done. And save money has made money.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
No, I understand Save Money has made money. I totally
get what you're saying. But yes, I mean, I'm not
saying she. I never said she doesn't contribute. I never
said that. Who contributes more?
Speaker 6 (52:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (52:32):
Definitely me? Definitely me.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
When you just had the contributions different instead.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Of more you, No, definitely more me. But you're just
you're just talking about the financial part. Yeah, okay, what's
more important? Well, I think that's different for everyone. Ah No,
I mean because if you don't have financials, you can't
have the roof over your head. If you don't have
the financials, can't put gas in the car if you
(53:00):
don't how to find it. I mean, if the more
money you have, the more the more you can have.
What does he even say, the more food.
Speaker 3 (53:10):
You can have, the more money you have, the more
roof you can have.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
A T shirt. The more money you have, the more
roof you can have.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
There is some truth to that, because you get actually
by a bigger house. It takes more house to roof Lunchbucks.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
You also could just say like, hey, I'm not for everybody,
but also to have people that you know don't like
you means you've got people that really do they.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
Really do like you. No, I just know that this
guy's a loser. Obviously you don't think that.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
Just be like, I guess I'm not for you.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
I mean, obviously he doesn't understand life, and he's he sucks,
and he doesn't obviously he' you know what I mean,
Like you can obviously tell you he doesn't have friends,
and he's not on the phone. It was just a
voice house. That's really easy to talk crap too, a voicemail.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
I have a feeling though, if he was on the line,
be like you suck and.
Speaker 1 (53:59):
The talkover so the guy couldn't get in. Uh, let
me do another story.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
South Carolina fire Department has been inundated with calls after
a local couple set up a hyper realistic Halloween display.
We were talking about this on the show last week.
There's a creepy one near your house, but it's not
a real one. There was a real one as well
in the news.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Where people like called right are you talking about that?
Just yours?
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Sam Lee and Amanda Riggins used bright yellow lights in
each of the windows and had a white smoke billowing
from underneath to make it appear there are two story
houses going up in flames.
Speaker 1 (54:30):
Okay, this one's a little too realistic.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
I'm listen, Like, you got like monsters hanging and they're
in trees, and and Amy had the creepy children in
her neighborhood that weren't real I have a headless horseman
like all this stuff around.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
Yes, all that.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
I'm like, people need to relax. When you got smoke
in a house, it looks like it's on fire. That's
that's going to cause a panic. It looks so realistic
you see it, like coming from the window, would you
think the house was on fire from a distance, Yes, yeah,
that one.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
Man.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
I hate to be the guy that's like that's too much,
but I think that's too much because a house would
catch on fire at any season, Halloween, Christmas, Valentine's Day,
Saint Patrick's Day, so you always call the fire department.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
This is not just a Halloween decoration, dude, that's crazy.
They would do that.
Speaker 2 (55:20):
They turned on the display October third, and that night,
the local fire department received at least four calls reporting
the house with fire.
Speaker 3 (55:28):
Yeah, if you're getting multiple calls.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Some people even drove directly to the fire station after
seeing the display, say the house is on fire. Each
time it happens, the fire department's forced to send a
truck out to ensure the fire has not started, because
even if they knew it was fake, if they didn't go,
because let's say that actually caused a fire. Let's say
something about whatever that decoration is like sparked and caught
on fire in the fire department's like, well, we're not
(55:51):
gonna go.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
We know it's not real. Well it is real.
Speaker 2 (55:53):
The one time you don't go and the house burns up.
So they have to go every single time. Quote, it's
bad practice to not send a try truck. Fire Chief
Russell Alexander explained, if we get a call, we have
to send someone no matter what.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
Dude's is it stupid, Mike, it's pretty zupid. But it's
also like kind of clever Wyff four with the story.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
Yeah, I'm not saying it doesn't look awesome or real,
but I think to have a display that simulates your
houses on fire that feels very unsafe for everybody because
every window is lit up orange and it looks like
fires the entire house. Yeah, fire is a tough one
because that's real. Kids with chopped off teddy bear heads
(56:36):
and headless horsemen.
Speaker 1 (56:37):
We know that's not real.
Speaker 2 (56:40):
Fires are real. Okay, cool, Let's go over and talk
to Amanda, who is on the phone.
Speaker 13 (56:47):
Now, Hey, Amanda, good morning, Hey, good morning studio.
Speaker 16 (56:52):
Okay, So I have to share my bad massage therapy experience.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
Okay, so.
Speaker 16 (57:00):
I feel abby saying here. So I my mom and
I went to get a massage in Hot Springs for
Mother's Day one year, and the whole time I was
getting a massage, the lady was like missling and like
I was so terrified that she was gonna like drip
snot on me, And then she would stop a couple
of times and blow her nose, and then I was
(57:22):
just like more gross out, Like, Okay, is she sanitizing
or is she just like pumping the lotion? Like I've
never been more stressed out leaving a massage than in
that day.
Speaker 2 (57:34):
That's very uncomfortable because I feel bad for her because
she doesn't feel great, but she has to work because
she has to pay the bills. I think there should
probably be a thing where you're like, hey, walk home.
I just want to make sure that everybody's safe. I'm
gonna wear a mask, not even about being sick, like
I always wear a mask because I don't want to
breathe on. You have to come up with some sort
of reason to make sure your snot doesn't drip and
that you don't suck in all the time, all the time.
Speaker 1 (57:57):
Yeah, that's tough. That's tough for everybody.
Speaker 2 (57:58):
But yeah, I can't imagine paying and then having to
sit for forty five sixty minutes with somebody the whole time.
Speaker 9 (58:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:07):
I do feel bad for the massash therapist too. That
is that's a tough one. Thank you, Amanda, Thanks for
the story. I hope did you ever go Did you
ever go back.
Speaker 1 (58:13):
And get a good one?
Speaker 16 (58:16):
Not to that place. I would be open to going
back to that place, yes, but I've gone to other places.
Speaker 1 (58:23):
I just look to see the place she went to.
It's called sniffles, oh where everybody has Yeah. Yeah, all right, Amanda,
have a great day.
Speaker 10 (58:32):
Thank days.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
Let's go to Chuck in South Carolina, who is on Hey.
Speaker 6 (58:35):
Chuck, Hey, how are you doing this morning?
Speaker 1 (58:39):
Pretty good? Pretty Judio? Hey, pretty good, Chuck? What's going
on with you?
Speaker 6 (58:44):
Oh? Well, I got I got a big question for Eddie.
It seems like the Dallas Cowboys didn't do very good,
which is normal for them. Because I'm a big Eagles
fan since I was nine years old. Here we go
and I hate the Cowboys. Lived in Texas for seven
years and didn't get along very well down there.
Speaker 1 (59:05):
What's the point you're called, Chuck?
Speaker 6 (59:07):
Yeah, how's Eddie's feel about the Cowboys getting whooped?
Speaker 1 (59:12):
I mean, you know, it's just the season. I'm sitting
here and enjoying it.
Speaker 5 (59:15):
You know, they lose, they win, They surprise me some weeks,
they do what I thought they would do some weeks.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
It's just a regular season for us.
Speaker 6 (59:22):
Man.
Speaker 1 (59:23):
We're probably not gonna make the super Bowl, so we're
not gonna win the super Bowl this year. So here
we are. So the Eagles lost to the Giants. I
ask Chuck how he feels they got whooped? How do
you feel, Chuck?
Speaker 4 (59:34):
They did?
Speaker 15 (59:34):
They got whooped.
Speaker 6 (59:35):
I agree with that. I agree with that. They had
a bad day just like everybody else. But I just
had to rub it into Eddie.
Speaker 2 (59:42):
Yeah, because my favorite team beat his favorite team. We're
really at ends.
Speaker 4 (59:45):
That's right, that's.
Speaker 1 (59:48):
Lifetime, lifetime and of Panthers, Chuck, Chuck.
Speaker 5 (59:53):
I got a question for you guys, like why why
are you guys so mean? Like why are the Eagles
fans so mean?
Speaker 6 (59:58):
What do you mean mean? Are you talking about when
we threw snowballs at Santa Claus?
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Oh no batteries?
Speaker 6 (01:00:03):
Oh yeah, you knew what the media. You know what
the media left out about that. They never showed the
back of Santa Claus. He had a sign on his
back said go Giants. Oh and I was at the games.
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
What about when you throw batteries of people? Though I
never did that, Okay, but he threw he threw the
stuff a Santa Ye. All right, check. I appreciate the
coming snowballs.
Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
So thank you you guys.
Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Have a great day. You listen to you guys every
day when I'm mowing fairways on the golf course.
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Thanks man, I appreciate that. See you later. Alrighty bye
bye bye. Sarah's on. Let's go to Sarah and Florida. Hey, Sarah,
you're on the show.
Speaker 17 (01:00:43):
Morning Studio Morning. Well, first, I want to say that,
I'm so happy that Abbie had a great massage experience.
That makes me happy, But I unfortunately had a really
bad one. The last time I went. I was pregnant
with my first and you know, there's hormones, and so
I had a little back me on my back and
(01:01:06):
it wasn't like red or pets built or anything. It
was just getting colored bumps. And my massage therapist, who
I didn't realize at the time, was legally blind in
those eyes and so she couldn't see it. And about
five minutes into the massage, she said, is it okay
if I were gloves? And I was just mortified. And
for the next fifty five minutes I could not enjoy it.
(01:01:27):
And that was sixteen years ago, and I never went
back since.
Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
I have thoughts.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
If the massage therapist was like blind, like you know,
really blind and they're filling the back and it's bumps,
and like what if your back has like a racist
message on it and.
Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Braille, Oh well, I didn't think about that. Nobody ever
would because I'm saying, yeah, they're like, what the.
Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
That's funny, you know, when you're lacking one sense, maybe
her touch is really you know, heightened, so the bumps
felt like, well, I don't know about that, over stimulated
by it. So if she put gloves on it and
made it more bearable.
Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
I want my massage therapist to be like my dentist.
Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
And I know they've seen a lot of gross, but
I need them toat like my gross is like the
least gross they've ever seen. Normal, Yeah, like, oh yeah,
this is nothing, even if it is even because I
have moles and I've had a bunch of them like
burned off, and I need them to be like moles,
this is nothing.
Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Actually this is a good back.
Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
Yeah, But every time they say that, like, oh man,
you should see the one I saw last week, Like
are you the one they saw last week?
Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
At one point, you know I didn't go last week.
Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Now, if I did go last week, if they said,
you know, over in room sick, they told me about
a guy who came here last week, I'm like, yeah, Sarah,
I'm sorry that happened to you.
Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
I can see where that would be bothersome. I appreciate
you calling though.
Speaker 17 (01:02:56):
All right, thanks Greg, see you later.
Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Follow us on Instagram and TikTok them all that at
Bobby Bones Show. All right, that's the end of the
podcast today. I appreciate you guys listening, all you Part tours.
Always appreciate that you come and you follow us on
the podcast feed and you listen to the podcast. This
is a whole different version than Part one, So thanks
and we will see you guys tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Have a great rest of the day. Bye, everybody.
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