August 1, 2022 • 35 mins
Bobby talks about how he just now figured out why a listener sent him a hat with “poo poo pee pee” written on it over the weekend. Bobby on one of his friends giving him a compliment over the weekend about his butt. Will Smith apologized to Chris Rock over the weekend online. Bobby gives his thoughts on the apology. We get into how taxes work after a story about a guy who won the lottery twice. Bobby shares how he uses YouTube to learn about complex topics. Bobby talks about his TV show Snake in the Grass premiering tonight at 11/10c on USA Network. Bobby also talks about playing the Bluebird last night in Nashville. Bobby talks about his upcoming interview with Bailey Zimmerman.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Bobby Boo. Hello, Eddie, hit a button. I forgot that
I did pooboo peepepoopo. Yeah, so stupid. So we had
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these buzzers that might found on the internet for like
four bucks, and you could put any sound into them
at all, and I went, I would do poopoo peepe poopoop.
And so a listener send me a picture of a
hat that said poopoo peepe on it over the weekend.
I didn't get it, and I was like, why's the
listener send to me? It has this poopoo peepee? And
so I messaged them back. And I'm rarely in the
general's but I saw that that caught my poopoo peepe
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and so I went, I said, why are you What
am I missing? She goes, poopo peep your sound you made?
And I was like, oh, yeah, poobo peepepoo peep. They
made a hat out of it? Or was it It
was already made to set poopo peepee. That's funny. So
did you send me that hat? She didn't send it
to me. She sent me a picture of it in
a link. So pooboo peep. This is a good one.
Yeah here, let me hear it goin. It makes me
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laugh when I did it. All right, where do we start?
Let me do a couple of voicemails Jennifer and Austin
voicemail number one, Ray, I just watched Snake in the
Grass and Bobby, this is so awkward and blushing when
I see this, but you have a really nice booty,
Like the camera turned at the inn there and it showed,
and I've always wondered that. So I'm happy to report that.
(01:27):
Pay great job on the show. Thank you very much.
And you know what, Um, I appreciate that. Did you
notice your booty was on TV? Um? No? No. However,
I did have one of my friends yesterday, no, two
days ago, go hey man, And it's always weird when it.
Dude goes, I ain't trying to sound gay, and like,
why would you say just say it, just compliment. He's like, well,
I just want to say I'm not well if you
are cool. If you're not cool, I don't think you are.
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You're married. There's no need to say that. You can
compliment another guy without going hey man, they're trying to
sound gay. You can just give me a compliment. And
he's like, all right, right, what he's but really, I
just don't want, I think no need to just say
whatever you're gonna say. And he's like, all right, well,
I saw a picture of you when any comedy shows,
but it's pretty strong. And I was like, thanks, he
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was I just want to sound gay. You don't have
to say that. No, that isn't really weird that he
said your button. Yeah, I was gonna say, you think
I think it's weird that he has to go I'm
trying to sound gay. I don't care if you are aren't,
And there's no need to say that either way. And
I know you're not because but thank you for my
butt compliment. I would never compliment your butt. Why not
because my instagram mister, don't compliment his shoulders. Yeah, that's
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the different. Yeah, Eddie ever to complied another dude's but
never never, never. But okay, go to my instagram. Do
I have to look at your butt? Just go to
my mister Bobby bon so let me know when you
get there. Ready, Okay, Well, this girl's gonna who's the
caller from Austin? She who's gonna go to the Instagram
for sure, already there. She was always curious about your butt?
Now one too? Is that the first time she'd seen
Bobby's butt? Well, well, I guess I'm to say it though.
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Eddie scrolled down five five lines. You see the picture
of me doing stand up with the operate but in
the blue shirt on the microphone on the right hand man,
Grow down a little bit. It's just five five lines.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I see it. Yeah yeah, strong
butt game, right, And I never really had him. But look, lunchbox,
So what are you attributing this to? Like squats, what
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I'm attributing to He won't look at your butt when dude,
look at it. Look at the my dog when he's
in trouble for pee on the carpet, and I'm like,
did you do that? And he won't even look at
the lunchbox. Look, I'm not looking, but it's not a
just look at I'm moving away from point as when
I hurt my shoulder and I could not do anything, well,
I could do most things with my upper body. We
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focused heavily on legs and a lot of that is
but sad all that it just happens to be there,
and it dramatically changed my legs and butt by spending
four or five months focused on it almost solely. So
even my wife is like, you should wear like shorts
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like normal people now, and I'm like, what do you mean?
She was, well, mostly we were nineties Church league shorts
like down to your knees. Yeah, And I'm like, well
those are comfortable, she was, but but your legs are
now super strong, so I try to wear normal person
shorts now and so but yeah, my legs I've gotten
a lot stronger, but that's just from that my shoulder
being hurt. So but now we still do a lot
of legs. And also that's where that's where your testosterone
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comes from. What your but working your legs. You want
to elevate your testosterone. It's lifting in your legs. Wet
hope with that. Have you had your hormones tested? No? No? Um, yeah,
years ago. I mean it sounds like I know it's
just something for as a woman being forty one now.
One of my friends mentioned it to me about talking
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to my guynecologists about it, and I'm like, oh, I'm scared.
I don't want to know what hormones are off. But
I do feel like they're off because I'm just very
emotional all the time. But you mentioned testosterone and estra.
You know, there's all the different things. I didn't know
if you knew where you fell. But maybe you're producing
your own with your leg lifts. Well the doctor was
I looked at my thing and he was like, I
think we mixed up this with a horse. And he
(05:03):
was like, okay, what did you say that he did
it because the vet was next door and he was like,
this is osterone. Hey, So he called the vet over
and he goes, no, that's that's Bobby the human. And
I'm like, wow, if I still like wanna all the time,
like I'm good right with a testosterone? Wanna wanna wanna
grown up things? Right? Is it? Is it? Or is
(05:23):
it like if I don't ever want it? Like I'm
gonna worry. This is from what what I think, And
I don't know because I am a doctor. You are
a doctor. I just specialize in this. Um. I think
that could if that was happening or you had no
sex drive, that could be a problem with your testosterone.
But because you have that doesn't mean your testosterone has
to be has to be right. You could be lacking another,
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you're for low to, man, I don't. I've never I've
never been low to. You don't know that you're low two.
Now this had to be embarrassed about because it's just
a can't I thought that baldness meant high tea. Oh guys,
there's nothing to do with my baldness. That was just
I've been losing here for years. That's what I thought,
my Eddie. Here's what I think is that it doesn't
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mean you're fine, but I want to, you know what
I mean? Like you saw my button, like I feel
like the day I want But I hear you. But
I don't think that's the only factor in not having Yeah,
decreased sense of well being. Eddie has that. That's my
depressed mood. What do you mean that? Yeah, difficult with
(06:26):
concentration and memory. Eddie has that fatigue Eddie moodiness and
irritability that Eddie. Yeah, so you're five sex but you
do still want Okay, I don't know. My very limited
knowledge is if you if your sex drive is very low,
it could mean a lack of testosterone. Right better loss
is one too, because your sex drive is high, it
doesn't mean you're testosterone is just rocking. Okay, that's just
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one factor. It's one string in the thread of testosterone.
Thanks Doc, all right, yeah, thanks appreciate it. Let me
know what I need to do. I have no idea
about eston. Will Smith's apologized to Chris Rock for slapping
him at the Oscars. He made a video and I'll
play some of it. Here is Will apologizing to Chris Rock.
(07:09):
Why didn't you apologize to Chris in your acceptance speech?
I was fogged out by that point. I've reached out
to Chris and the message, the message that came back
is that he's not ready to talk, and when he is,
he will reach out, so I will. I will say
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to you, Chris, I apologize to you. My behavior was unacceptable,
and I'm here whenever you're ready to talk. Here he
is talking about Jada, his wife. After Jada rolled her eyes.
Did she tell you to do something? No? You know,
(07:51):
I made a choice on my own, from my own experiences,
from my history, Chris, Jada had nothing to do with it.
I'm sorry, day um, and say sorry to my kids
and my family for the heat that I brought on
all of us. So what I heard there, though, isn't
(08:15):
full apology. In that clip. I mean, it's apology, but
he kind of slides in and my history with Chris,
like something had happened there before, and he just kind
of tosses that in there in the midst of what
he's saying. But he's like, because of that in my
history with Chris makes you go, well, I guess they
had some sort of beef and that was kind of
what pushed him to do this a little more. I
don't think he needed to do that there, and he's
(08:36):
it's also like a Q and A's kind of laughing
a little bit. What's your reading there? I don't know
he's reading anything. I think somebody's with him, and those
gets ready questions, Okay, yes a question? Is that what
you're saying? Yeah, like who's asking the question? Has been
asked and so he's answering it. Um. Here he is
talking about taking a few months to reflect on what
has happened. I spent the last three months replaying and
(08:57):
understanding the nuances and and the complexities of what happened
in that moment. And I'm not going to try to
unpack all of that right now, but I can say
to all of you there is no part of me
that thinks that was the right way to behave In
(09:19):
that moment, I saw Chris Rock responding to this is
a bad audio clip, if I'm gonna paraphrase terribly. He
was like, everybody's trying to make himself a victim, Like
you can't be a victim after you punch somebody. And
then he said people always like, oh, words hurt, and
He's like, yeah, you don't say that, I've eve been punched.
It was kind of that type thing. So he didn't
respond directly to will Smith, but he was talking about
(09:42):
it to a crowd. Um, but I don't know if
a Q and a A Paulo. Who cares? This is
very unresolved because this isn't ready I mean, but also
who cares? Yeah, Like, I mean, you guys still worry
about that crowd, No, nobody's worried about it. This whole
show lunchbox of things that happened in the news, and
we talked about it. First second, it's not interesting. We
(10:03):
move away from what I'm saying. I can't believe this
is still news, but it is because nobody's ever talked
about it, and it's news because it's got millions and
millions of views. So apparently it's like some people that
are like you, all you guys do is post a
stupid thing on the website. Nobody cares, and we look
at our web dad, and it's like the most viewed
thing ever. It's like, obviously some people do because it's
our most viewed thing. Okay, but I just thought the
(10:25):
world had moved on and the world hasn't. We did
move on and we don't care at all. But because
he came back and talked about it, and I was like, oh,
this is interesting. Oh him and Chris's history. I know
they had that, and I was assumed, like when stuff
like that happens behind closed doors, they do talk about it,
like hey, apologize whatever. It's cool to see that nothing's
really happened. Like he tried to reach out. Chris is like,
I'm not ready to talk about it, and they're still
(10:46):
just waiting. I feel like the move probably because I'm
sure Will Smith is not getting he's not getting the
love publicly that he did before. Will Smith is universally
loved before this, and there's now I popped it in
the face on TV and showed a weird side of it.
Just the whole thing odd, just odd. So it's a
little bit of damage control too, and him figuring out
(11:07):
how to do it while still not admitting he was.
I just I don't know. It's a weird, kind of
nuanced type thing where I think the move would have
been like, Hey, it's well, Chase, I'm trying to call
you, you you don't respond to me. I'm really sorry. I'm
just gonna say it here. I'd like to talk to you,
but I'm also very sorry, and I shouldn't act like that.
If you want to hit me up, would love it,
but I just want to put this here publicly. They
could just walk walk off. That ain't gonna get the
(11:29):
views that this thing got. It's not as entertaining to us,
even though we're like, I don't care. But yeah, that's
the deal. So he's apologizing and yeah, I just hadn't
thought about it at all. But man, what an awkward
I mean, really, one of the most aberta thing I've
ever seen on live television. Yeah, I was a stamp
peeing and I looked at my phone. I was like,
(11:50):
what in though, Because I'll keep my phone in my
right hand and on my left and so I looked.
I was like what and I thought some mode. I
thought it was a bit on the oscars. That was
a bit awesome. It's awesome. Live TV rules, man, Live
TV rules, all right, So there's that. Let's see a
man wins another huge lottery prize. It's the same location
(12:10):
where he won a million dollars. These people that keep
winning lottery money, not just once, because that's just somebody's
gonna win, because they're just gonna give it away until
someone does one person out of millions and millions are
gonna win. So the odds you're gonna win very little,
but to win a bunch of money twice is just crazy.
The guy's name is Kevin Miller of Massachusetts. He recently
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won twenty five thousand bucks a year for life in
a lottery game. He purchased the ticket, did the whole
deal instead of taking it. He won the three hundred
and ninety thousand dollars, took the money before taxes, but
it wasn't the first time that he'd want because he'd
hit before. And it's just I guess I want to
know how much he's spent. Yeah, that's interesting, and what
game is he playing? And how it seems like the
(12:55):
scratch off is the way to go, though. It does
seem that that's where the stories are in the news,
you know, because you get the random draws or whatever.
But the scratch off seems to hit more. Gosh, I
just can't believe he can win a million and then
twenty five thousand dollars a year for life like goodness,
Cadillac riches the name of the game. That's what you
need to do. He's writing it down. It said it's
one one thousand bucks. Here he cashed out for three
(13:16):
hundred ninety thousand. That's probably smarter. Yeah, Well, if you're
gonna get twenty five thousand a year depending on what
you already make, because the taxes will be different on that,
depending on how much you already make, you get now
attacks how that works? No, So they are different level
(13:37):
I've heard of that. Yeah, I was gonna. I was
just gonna say. Levels are different levels, and when you
hit a level, you hit a new amount percentage that
comes out. But what happens is when you hit that
new percentage, you then owe money as if you hit
the percentage on that before that you didn't pay yet,
and that's how you owe money. So let's say, the
first bracket is you make five dollars a year, so
(13:59):
you may five bucks a year, you only have to
give away ten cents. Well, when you make six dollars
a year, you have to give away twenty cents from
now on. So from then on you give away twenty cents.
But then you gotta give twenty cents over all that
stuff you only give ten cents for, so you know,
ten cents more for all that first level two, yes,
so if you go up to level three, well then
you owe the remaining of two that you didn't do
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and the remaining of one you didn't do. And so
I had to learn all this because we don't have
any money. We didn't I don't even know what happened there.
But then it's like, all right, read a book and
I read rich ed Port Dad, and I read all
these and I was like, I still don't really understand.
It's complicated, But what's happened for me? What I do
to feel smart, not smart? What I do to feel
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like I kind of have a grasp of what's going on.
On YouTube, they're always really elementary type videos that are
explaining extremely to me high level things like when I'm
trying to figure out what's going on with a recession
when I'm they have like cartoons basically to have dumb
dumb videos. It's not one company making them. But I
can find a dum dun video on anything, and I'll
(15:01):
watch you for six minutes, and I'm like, oh, I
can't get into an argument with somebody in Capitol Hill,
but I can kind of explain what a recession is,
you know, basically two quarters of um what I was
just picturing you. I think you actually probably could get
into an argument with someone, but I can't dun videos
and still when but I don't know that that's true.
(15:24):
But it's like two consecutive quarters of non growth or
backward or not growing, So like that's I need to
know that. And I'm like, okay, that's a recession. So
what's a But I watched dumb dumb videos because I'm
so I'm a dumb dumb What bracket is? Uh? Like
bezos in well, there is no saying there is, but
it's and here's how they get away with different things.
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Once you hit and Mike could probably find this for me.
Once you hit a certain percentage of money, there's not
another bracket you just pay like forty five percent, like
straight up, and once you hit but then you're just
that forever. There's not another bracket. You don't just don't
keep going until you run out of money. Um, you know,
different people think that should change. But then there's just
(16:07):
ways that you can put money in places or loan
money to yourself. Oh yeah, there are all these little things. Well, yeah,
the wealthier you are than the smarter like type money
people you have around you that are like, oh we
do this, we do this, finagle that. Basically, it's almost
forty percent if you make five and twenty three thousand,
six hundred dollars a year or more. And so once
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that starts happening, But then the thing is, let's say
you're paying that thirty seven percent, Well it's only ten
percent if you make zero to fourteen thousand a year,
But then all you have to go pay all those
other percentagees from all the money you made the ten
twenty two. So if you have somebody that guesses what
you're gonna make, speculates and then tries to pay it
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as it goes or puts it away and then pays
it at the end of the year, and it stresses
me out. Um, Jeff Bezos paid one point four billion
dollars in federal taxes between two thousand and six and
two eighteen. On six point five billion he reported his income,
while is wealth increased by one hundred and twenty seven
billion during the same period. But how does it doesn't increase?
Stock goes up, that's in stock. You don't pay tax
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on that unless cash it out. He paid a billion
in taxes. That is so awesome, like that is so
it's got to hurt, though, even if you have five billions,
doesn't hurt. Signing one he's like, oh, I gotta give
away one point whatever this he's not. He doesn't bat
an eye at that, dude. I don't think he has
a bad an eye at anything, at least not financially. Um.
(17:37):
Sixty nine year old man arrested. By the way, if
I'm a little bit wrong on this stuff, I don't.
I don't even care I for you to tell me,
because I'm admitting I watch very broad, dumb dumb videos,
and sometimes I don't even take them and understand them
in a way that I can translate it. I just
when they're talking about it on the news, I just
kind of want to know what the broad stroke of
what's happening. So, because we did one on where I
(18:00):
kind of talked you guys thro that birthday. If the
entire economy only has one dollar in it, like all
everybody only all together is one dollar, and then someone
throws another dollar on it, and now it's two dollars,
where everything you just bought is now valued weirdly, and
so they got to raise the price on it because
now everybody has doubled the money. And so but then
the money eventually goes away and then everything still costs
a way more. And so unless there's some sort of
(18:22):
recession or slow down, it's never gonna adjust itself back,
which is happening right now. And you got that from
a dumb, dumb video two cartoons. It's pretty cool and
you understand all that. I mean, yeah for the most part. Okay, Yeah,
I get inflation. I only do because cartoons, and we
do now because you bugs, Bunny hope they doun uh.
Sixty nine year old man arrested in Tokyo has been
(18:43):
driving for fifty years out a license. They should give
an honorary license at this point. Even if they pull
him over, he's sixty nine fifty years had this license.
He's been driving without a license. They should give him
an honorary license like common law, you know, especially if
he hasn't killed anybody. Yeah, and what's the difference, Like
we all like, when's the last time I took a
driving test? It's been forever. Shouldn't need too, right, you
should all we have licenses, right, we all have line.
(19:04):
That's a good point. But it's like you take a
test when you're young, then you just renew your license
online and you're all good. Yeah, we don't do driver's
head again. Don't feel like your vision get good off? No,
I cheat online. I think everyone knows what my vision part.
I'll put my good eye in there twice. I've told
you guys that before I take my left eye. No,
I'm telling you the people working that they don't give
(19:26):
a crap. I put my eyes in it, and they go,
all right, let's do the left eye first. And so
my left eyes works. I'm like the he's pointing up, okay,
the east, point to the right. All right, No e okay, cool? Like,
all right, do the other eye. So I take my
whole head out and I moved my left eye over
that hole, and I go, he's pointing up, he's pointing
down right. All right, cool, you're all good son. There
we go. They never questioned, dang word, I have little
(19:49):
chill parallel parking still, but I haven't taken a test.
I don't think since I'm sixteen, you have color. You
have problems with the street lights? No, because they're bright,
and I know they're so different, and I know one, two,
three the order, so I could even be seeing it
in my head just because I know, meaning I know
that red's easy for me. That's the color I can
universally see the dark until it gets the darkest blues,
(20:11):
black screens, all that black is always black, but grays
I lose them way earlier than I do red, and
b I lose them. Everything looks black once it hits
a certain point. Red, for some reason, stays red to
me longer, which is why I have so much stuff
that's red. It doesn't hurt that. Also, it's Arkansas's color,
but it's a mixture of that. Like you'll see me
(20:31):
in a lot of red stuff or have a lot
of red stuff. And that's why, because I can tell
the difference in reds. A seven million dollars. Castle is
listed for sale. The castle's over eight thousand square feet.
It's designed to be a two bedroom, two bath thread.
What the heck? Two bedroom my eight thousand square castle?
Two there better be like a dungeon. Maybe they're not listening.
The dungeon is a bedroom, a kitchen, a living space.
(20:54):
But it's a castle. Looks awesome. It is Lake pinned Oreole.
What is this, Mike? Is this America? Really? That thing
looks awesome. It just looks like it should be more
than two bedrooms eight thousand square feet. It does not
have modern heating. Wait? What they want to keep it
(21:14):
like real, like a castle? Castle? What this is? It's
like an old Bronco where they want to keep everything legit,
all the original parts. Uh yeah, no way Arbronco. They
were like, it usually really keep this thing all authentic. No,
I want an air conditioner that works. It's like I
want shocks that don't get I hurt my bones when
we hit something. Um so yeah, ar Broncos. Awesome this castle.
(21:37):
It looks cool on the inside, But no heating. That's crazy.
That's pretty neat. Um only two bedrooms? No, I'm confused
looking at it. That's what I'm saying, like, it's just
remember when George Streight was selling his house and it
was like by George Straight's mansion, two bedrooms, one bath,
and it was like ten thousand square feet. I think,
how big are these bedrooms? I think it also had
(21:59):
a caste in the back, a little house. Ye, seven
million dollars. Your monthly payment is thirty four thousand dollars
a month. If you want to get this looks pretty cool.
We'll put it up on our Twitter if you guys
want to go see it. Cable companies ordered to pay
seven billion dollars to the family of a Texas woman
murdered by repairman. What wow, should you let him in
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the house and he killed her? At Texas jury has
ordered Charter Communications to pay seven billion dollars in punitive
damages to the family of an eighty three year old
grandmother robbed and murdered by a cable repairman who arrived
in the company's van while off the clock. It was
so sad. Charter, which owned Spectrum, was also deemed responsible
for three hundred and thirty seven point five million dollars
(22:42):
in damages for the December twenty nineteen murder of Betty
Joe McClain. Thomas Roy James Holden pleads guilty to Thomas
murder with sentence to life in prison. Thomas attorney said
the hold in his light about past jobs and Charter
hadn't verified his employment. Had the company done so and
discovered the lie, he would have been disqualified for being
hired at Charter. A court records show holding it racked
(23:03):
up disciplinary actions and taking pictures of driver's license and
credit cards at the homes of two elderly female customers.
He asked his operation management for money, and he requested
mental health intervention through Charter's employee assistance program. That's from
USA today, horribly tragic. Seven I can't believe it's seven
billion with a B even that even all that, I
(23:24):
can't believe it's with the B. Who would I mean,
the company, the cable company would have to pay that. Yeah, Charter,
that's a huge hit. Seven B. Yeah, that's billion breaking
porky pig right now. But B B B yeah, b
B B B yeah. And they deserve anything they can
get and everything they can get. That is just a
really awful, awful, awful story. In situation, a woman spent
(23:47):
sixteen years in a row. Pregnant now feels weird without
a kid in her Oh my goodness, a mom of twelve,
we've spent sixteen consecutive years basically carrying a baby, says
she's adjuct adjusting to the fact that she no longer
is expecting, and it's weird to her. She wants to
have one more, but she's almost forty years old. And
they talk about their relationship and how many kids they
(24:08):
got in fifteen, thirteen, eleven, ten, nine, eight, six, five,
four three. These are their kids ages. And for her,
she married sixteen years and every year she's been pregnant.
Oh my gosh, that's a lot of kids, A lot
of kids. A good look a family though, Like they're
all good looking. Everybody's good looking in that family. I'd
be the one that was born, not the one. Yeah,
(24:28):
the one with like an ear on his forehead. Um,
all right, well there's that. Let's play a voicemail number
two Ray that we got last night. Hi, Globby is
obvious first, who roast making the grass starts to night.
I'm a waiting for this show to start. Hi, thank
you so much Bobby for the TV shows and the
radio show and everybody say you do. I appreciate that.
(24:51):
Thank you. I hope you guys watch tonight. I'd like
to keep my job and I'd like to get the
show on the night. Guys, what are you doing? So
remind people where USA Network eleven ten Central already? Thank
you the listeners. Here's a voicemailing him before. Well, Bobby,
we are at the Garth Word concert Dallas, Texas with
(25:14):
my friend Grace. How are you Gray? That's awesome. They
thought of you a Garth. They didn't like that. Every
time Garth plays somewhere, I get message going, are you
opening we opened one? That'd be so cool. It would
be I'd be tired, though. Eddie and I played The
(25:34):
Bluebird last night. Um. So true story is I know
the people to Bluebird really well and I've played there,
I don't know six or seven times. And the Bluebirds where,
like Garth Brooks, was kind of discovered so many artists.
It's a very songwritery place. It's almost impossible to get into.
If you watch the Bluebird documentary you can get an
Amazon It's really good. I'm in that talking about the Bluebird,
(25:57):
and so so I said to the people to run
the blue to say Hey, I'm playing a couple of
shows in town and I just need some time on
stage because I'm not a touring comedian, so I just
can't get a bunch of reps in. So it's okay
if I can play one of the nights. And I'm like,
why don't you do the do a half hour being
in the middle of our songwriter night on Sunday. I
said great, They said ten o'clock. I said, oh, can't
(26:17):
do that. They said, okay, well you can do it
in the middle way of this. How about you do
it at nine. I was like, this sounds great. Can
I still do half an hour? They're like, yeah, sure,
so cool. So this is like three or four weeks ago.
So I had this night. We were in town of
Sunday night, and I was just gonna go play some
songs and not so much tell jokes, but tell stories
and see if people laugh. Dren a story that I
think is funny, because then I can know where to
(26:39):
build that out if I'm going to do a joke.
And so I'm whatever, and I hit Eddie up like
two before. I was like, hey, man, I know you
know I'm playing the Bluebird. We've done this before. But
if you want to come out, come, and Edie goes
I never played the Bluebird. I was like, what do
you never? I didn't know you'd never played Never. I mean,
come on, I've I've been there once. I saw Thomas
Rhett and his dad Reddakin's play and that was the
(27:00):
only thing that I've ever I've always tried. I tried
to go one time, like just as a oh let
me show up, and it was packed. There was no
way I can get in packed though forty five people.
Oh yeah, that's max. It's very small, so and there's
it's not glamorous in that. Eddie and I went to
the back door because it was halfway through and there's
no room, there's no like room to sit around. And
we're in the hallway by the kitchen trying to tune
(27:22):
our guitars. And I was gonna go out and do
a little stuff and I was gonna bring Eddie out,
like ten minutes into it. And so as I'm about
to walk out, the guy's introducing me, and I hear it,
boo what the Eddie dropped his guitar like the hallway.
Not only did I drop it, all my strings went
out of tune. Like right before we go on. And
so it's the only three people are me, my wife
(27:45):
and Eddie. So I go out talking about something and
i'd play a little song, a little and so all right,
and I'd have told Eddie. I said, hey man, because
I was told too, and it did nothing for me
because I didn't believe it. I said, hey man, you're
in the Bluebird. People are right on help you. I
mean they are sitting right. It's and it feels weird
(28:05):
until you get used to it. But it's just like
this intense thing. So heads up, it's gonna be fun.
So I go out and do it. I say, Eddie,
come out, and you do it. There's no like backstage.
You walk through the people, and so you have to
walk through everyone. Everybody just excuse me, excuse me. Somebody's
eating soup, but pardon me. Man, don't let me. I'm
gonna hit you with my guitar if you don't move.
So Eddie um sits down and he plays a song.
(28:27):
Strings are way out. Oh my god, you really don't know. Listen,
you really don't know. I could. I could too, but
nobody really knows. And so we finish and Eddie's like
he's like, I gotta tune Dada, and we do this thing.
We play, play a few songs, tell a few stories,
half an hour. So I feel like it is pretty
good appearance. Maybe not the best raging idiots appearing no chance,
(28:48):
but overall it was a fun thing for me. I
needed to do it. And Eddie are playing the opera
on Tuesday this week, right, yeah, tuesdayday, um and so
and he just was working out some stuff and we
were walking after and he goes, yeah, those people are
sitting right on you. That's weird. Yeah, it was very weird. Man,
Like I wanted my first time at the Bluebird to
(29:09):
be like, wow, it was amazing. We killed it. It
was great, and I felt so like I was so
nervous the fact that somebody was sitting like, let's get
him three feet away from you to take his arm.
And that's what's awesome about it. But as someone in
the Bluebird watching, they could hear people say things like
about you as you're playing, like whispering, yeah, whispering like
oh that's cool, that's funny. At least they were saying
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cool and funny. Well, no, and then there was some
other words and I couldn't really like understand that, and
then that's kind of where I would lose focus. Could
I be like, well, what are they saying over there
while we're trying to play the song? Like they're so
close they could touch you. They just touch you. It's crazy.
So we did. We played last night, and the next
time it's much easier because you just know what you're
getting into the first time I was the same way,
and I was by myself. I'm not sure they're gonna
(29:52):
have any back though. No, it was good. It was good,
but it's funny. It's funny. We cut Hey, are there
people in that crowd that are like looking to discover?
Like because I kept look and around. It's a funny record.
We got a couple of offers. Do we know? Um
no not. I mean if they do a showcase, somebody
might come there. But there are showcases all over town,
so they could be. But it's not like it used
to be. Do you want to get discovered? Now you
know where you got TikTok? Yeah? Um ahead. Bailey Zimmerman
(30:17):
on Who's big take? I mean he's on the podcast
Friday Crazy. His story is so crazy. He uh, you
went to high school graduated high school, is out working
oil and he'd never sang in his life and didn't
know how to play guitar, and so I'm gonna paaraphrase
this and may be wrong, but they he recorded he
(30:40):
sang in a basketball court what are you Lucoms song
with a couple of friends. I was at He just
like saying, because everybody hung on the basketball court Sunday morning, now, dude,
and it's I was like, hey, you're pretty good. He did.
So he has a friend that plays guitar and they
were He was like, I'll sing with you. They recorded
it and put it up two million views one day.
Never sang, he said he probably sang three times ever
in front of people, didn't play guitar, put it up
two million bucks, called the old place and was like,
(31:00):
hey guys, I quit two million views, Yeah, two million views. Sorry,
So I quit. And I was like, you just quit?
He goes what He's like, yeah, it's pandemic. And they
weren't working a lot anyway, and he was like, I
called the unions that I'm out, and so he's like
we just started figuring it out. He's I've never written
a song, He never sang a song, and he's one
of the top two most consumed people in country music
right now period, all across the board as far as music,
(31:23):
and so he came over, but he's so honest about it,
and he's like, yeah, dude, it's crazy. I can't twenty two. Yeah, no,
I don't think so just young, and so he just
wanted to He got on TikTok. He didn't even get
on to do music. He's just jowing office. He can
build trucks, so he was like, check out this truck.
He do truck shows, and all of a sudden he's like,
(31:43):
I'm bare Zima man, and people are like what, So
he's killing it. It's awesome. So I enjoyed and he
came over and I told him at the end, I
was like, man, I'm just I'm surprised and relieved and
I'm refreshed that you're just not a douche because you
definitely could be twenty two all the success quickly. Didn't
(32:04):
know you were good at something that now you are.
You're figuring it out. All this stuff's coming at you
at once, and I just felt like, based on our conversation,
like I liked him, and he was like, you know.
I like, he's like my influences, and he didn't lie
about his influences. So many people come in like they
have to figure out a way to say Merle or
Whitelan Yeah, and you don't have to say it. I
don't think you're in the last country if you can't
(32:24):
tell him apart because most people, most people can't naturally
unless you grew up with it. And so maybe Cash
and Willie you can. I could see where people definitely
get confused on Merle and Whalen a little bit. Those
would be the two I would say, you can't, Okay,
it's fine, and so I wouldn't care. And I was like,
he was like, you know what my influences are. Dave Grohl,
(32:45):
Chad Kroger from nickelback what he said that he did.
I thought it was awesome, weird, Yeah, he did. The
only one Scott Staff from Creed he said that too. Thought, hey,
i'd expect him to be a dB two not from that.
I thought it was so cool he was, even though
he knew probably the people don't think like they're the coolest.
I do. Some people. He was like, those those are
(33:06):
the people I grew up listening to and he listed
off on a couple of the rock. He was like
the lead singer from Tesla from the seventies. He goes,
can't let's do him all the time growing up? Wow,
that's crazy how I keep seeing him places? Do you
have any Bailey's Immerman in the computer? Like physically you
see have rock and a hard place? No, not physically,
like he's always an online signs. I don't know billboards
(33:28):
or having fall in love. Okay, hit hit it here,
we'll just get a little HEARDing me that South Carolina,
(33:49):
just like you always said, we won back to bags
and that old four on all that about you when
things look good. I'm glad to see the stops. I
didn't let you bring you back to your senses. Oh
where have you gone? Goodbye? Yeah? Where you gone? Goodbye?
(34:14):
I heard yourself a brand new So that's Bailey Zerman.
Didn't even know we could sing. It's like never tried
to sing. It's a thirty one this week on the chart,
so it'll be up on Friday. I thought it was
really great there. All right, I think that's it for now.
I appreciate you guys being here shows tonight. I hope
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you watch it. We put up like ten more tickets
for each night of the shows in Nashville. Not this weekend,
but next weekend. If you guys want to come, and
the comedically inspirational shows, just go CMA Theater dot com.
Those could be sold out too. I haven't looked, but
we put up ten more of the holes that some
people were holding, so we get those, and other than that,
we're out. We'll see you tomorrow, all right, by everybody,
It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Bobby Boo. Hello, Eddie, hit a button. I forgot that
I did pooboo peepepoopo. Yeah, so stupid. So we had
(00:22):
these buzzers that might found on the internet for like
four bucks, and you could put any sound into them
at all, and I went, I would do poopoo peepe poopoop.
And so a listener send me a picture of a
hat that said poopoo peepe on it over the weekend.
I didn't get it, and I was like, why's the
listener send to me? It has this poopoo peepee? And
so I messaged them back. And I'm rarely in the
general's but I saw that that caught my poopoo peepe
(00:43):
and so I went, I said, why are you What
am I missing? She goes, poopo peep your sound you made?
And I was like, oh, yeah, poobo peepepoo peep. They
made a hat out of it? Or was it It
was already made to set poopo peepee. That's funny. So
did you send me that hat? She didn't send it
to me. She sent me a picture of it in
a link. So pooboo peep. This is a good one.
Yeah here, let me hear it goin. It makes me
(01:05):
laugh when I did it. All right, where do we start?
Let me do a couple of voicemails Jennifer and Austin
voicemail number one, Ray, I just watched Snake in the
Grass and Bobby, this is so awkward and blushing when
I see this, but you have a really nice booty,
Like the camera turned at the inn there and it showed,
and I've always wondered that. So I'm happy to report that.
(01:27):
Pay great job on the show. Thank you very much.
And you know what, Um, I appreciate that. Did you
notice your booty was on TV? Um? No? No. However,
I did have one of my friends yesterday, no, two
days ago, go hey man, And it's always weird when it.
Dude goes, I ain't trying to sound gay, and like,
why would you say just say it, just compliment. He's like, well,
I just want to say I'm not well if you
are cool. If you're not cool, I don't think you are.
(01:49):
You're married. There's no need to say that. You can
compliment another guy without going hey man, they're trying to
sound gay. You can just give me a compliment. And
he's like, all right, right, what he's but really, I
just don't want, I think no need to just say
whatever you're gonna say. And he's like, all right, well,
I saw a picture of you when any comedy shows,
but it's pretty strong. And I was like, thanks, he
(02:11):
was I just want to sound gay. You don't have
to say that. No, that isn't really weird that he
said your button. Yeah, I was gonna say, you think
I think it's weird that he has to go I'm
trying to sound gay. I don't care if you are aren't,
And there's no need to say that either way. And
I know you're not because but thank you for my
butt compliment. I would never compliment your butt. Why not
because my instagram mister, don't compliment his shoulders. Yeah, that's
(02:34):
the different. Yeah, Eddie ever to complied another dude's but
never never, never. But okay, go to my instagram. Do
I have to look at your butt? Just go to
my mister Bobby bon so let me know when you
get there. Ready, Okay, Well, this girl's gonna who's the
caller from Austin? She who's gonna go to the Instagram
for sure, already there. She was always curious about your butt?
Now one too? Is that the first time she'd seen
Bobby's butt? Well, well, I guess I'm to say it though.
(02:56):
Eddie scrolled down five five lines. You see the picture
of me doing stand up with the operate but in
the blue shirt on the microphone on the right hand man,
Grow down a little bit. It's just five five lines.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I see it. Yeah yeah, strong
butt game, right, And I never really had him. But look, lunchbox,
So what are you attributing this to? Like squats, what
(03:17):
I'm attributing to He won't look at your butt when dude,
look at it. Look at the my dog when he's
in trouble for pee on the carpet, and I'm like,
did you do that? And he won't even look at
the lunchbox. Look, I'm not looking, but it's not a
just look at I'm moving away from point as when
I hurt my shoulder and I could not do anything, well,
I could do most things with my upper body. We
(03:39):
focused heavily on legs and a lot of that is
but sad all that it just happens to be there,
and it dramatically changed my legs and butt by spending
four or five months focused on it almost solely. So
even my wife is like, you should wear like shorts
(03:59):
like normal people now, and I'm like, what do you mean?
She was, well, mostly we were nineties Church league shorts
like down to your knees. Yeah, And I'm like, well
those are comfortable, she was, but but your legs are
now super strong, so I try to wear normal person
shorts now and so but yeah, my legs I've gotten
a lot stronger, but that's just from that my shoulder
being hurt. So but now we still do a lot
of legs. And also that's where that's where your testosterone
(04:21):
comes from. What your but working your legs. You want
to elevate your testosterone. It's lifting in your legs. Wet
hope with that. Have you had your hormones tested? No? No? Um, yeah,
years ago. I mean it sounds like I know it's
just something for as a woman being forty one now.
One of my friends mentioned it to me about talking
(04:41):
to my guynecologists about it, and I'm like, oh, I'm scared.
I don't want to know what hormones are off. But
I do feel like they're off because I'm just very
emotional all the time. But you mentioned testosterone and estra.
You know, there's all the different things. I didn't know
if you knew where you fell. But maybe you're producing
your own with your leg lifts. Well the doctor was
I looked at my thing and he was like, I
think we mixed up this with a horse. And he
(05:03):
was like, okay, what did you say that he did
it because the vet was next door and he was like,
this is osterone. Hey, So he called the vet over
and he goes, no, that's that's Bobby the human. And
I'm like, wow, if I still like wanna all the time,
like I'm good right with a testosterone? Wanna wanna wanna
grown up things? Right? Is it? Is it? Or is
(05:23):
it like if I don't ever want it? Like I'm
gonna worry. This is from what what I think, And
I don't know because I am a doctor. You are
a doctor. I just specialize in this. Um. I think
that could if that was happening or you had no
sex drive, that could be a problem with your testosterone.
But because you have that doesn't mean your testosterone has
to be has to be right. You could be lacking another,
(05:45):
you're for low to, man, I don't. I've never I've
never been low to. You don't know that you're low two.
Now this had to be embarrassed about because it's just
a can't I thought that baldness meant high tea. Oh guys,
there's nothing to do with my baldness. That was just
I've been losing here for years. That's what I thought,
my Eddie. Here's what I think is that it doesn't
(06:05):
mean you're fine, but I want to, you know what
I mean? Like you saw my button, like I feel
like the day I want But I hear you. But
I don't think that's the only factor in not having Yeah,
decreased sense of well being. Eddie has that. That's my
depressed mood. What do you mean that? Yeah, difficult with
(06:26):
concentration and memory. Eddie has that fatigue Eddie moodiness and
irritability that Eddie. Yeah, so you're five sex but you
do still want Okay, I don't know. My very limited
knowledge is if you if your sex drive is very low,
it could mean a lack of testosterone. Right better loss
is one too, because your sex drive is high, it
doesn't mean you're testosterone is just rocking. Okay, that's just
(06:48):
one factor. It's one string in the thread of testosterone.
Thanks Doc, all right, yeah, thanks appreciate it. Let me
know what I need to do. I have no idea
about eston. Will Smith's apologized to Chris Rock for slapping
him at the Oscars. He made a video and I'll
play some of it. Here is Will apologizing to Chris Rock.
(07:09):
Why didn't you apologize to Chris in your acceptance speech?
I was fogged out by that point. I've reached out
to Chris and the message, the message that came back
is that he's not ready to talk, and when he is,
he will reach out, so I will. I will say
(07:30):
to you, Chris, I apologize to you. My behavior was unacceptable,
and I'm here whenever you're ready to talk. Here he
is talking about Jada, his wife. After Jada rolled her eyes.
Did she tell you to do something? No? You know,
(07:51):
I made a choice on my own, from my own experiences,
from my history, Chris, Jada had nothing to do with it.
I'm sorry, day um, and say sorry to my kids
and my family for the heat that I brought on
all of us. So what I heard there, though, isn't
(08:15):
full apology. In that clip. I mean, it's apology, but
he kind of slides in and my history with Chris,
like something had happened there before, and he just kind
of tosses that in there in the midst of what
he's saying. But he's like, because of that in my
history with Chris makes you go, well, I guess they
had some sort of beef and that was kind of
what pushed him to do this a little more. I
don't think he needed to do that there, and he's
(08:36):
it's also like a Q and A's kind of laughing
a little bit. What's your reading there? I don't know
he's reading anything. I think somebody's with him, and those
gets ready questions, Okay, yes a question? Is that what
you're saying? Yeah, like who's asking the question? Has been
asked and so he's answering it. Um. Here he is
talking about taking a few months to reflect on what
has happened. I spent the last three months replaying and
(08:57):
understanding the nuances and and the complexities of what happened
in that moment. And I'm not going to try to
unpack all of that right now, but I can say
to all of you there is no part of me
that thinks that was the right way to behave In
(09:19):
that moment, I saw Chris Rock responding to this is
a bad audio clip, if I'm gonna paraphrase terribly. He
was like, everybody's trying to make himself a victim, Like
you can't be a victim after you punch somebody. And
then he said people always like, oh, words hurt, and
He's like, yeah, you don't say that, I've eve been punched.
It was kind of that type thing. So he didn't
respond directly to will Smith, but he was talking about
(09:42):
it to a crowd. Um, but I don't know if
a Q and a A Paulo. Who cares? This is
very unresolved because this isn't ready I mean, but also
who cares? Yeah, Like, I mean, you guys still worry
about that crowd, No, nobody's worried about it. This whole
show lunchbox of things that happened in the news, and
we talked about it. First second, it's not interesting. We
(10:03):
move away from what I'm saying. I can't believe this
is still news, but it is because nobody's ever talked
about it, and it's news because it's got millions and
millions of views. So apparently it's like some people that
are like you, all you guys do is post a
stupid thing on the website. Nobody cares, and we look
at our web dad, and it's like the most viewed
thing ever. It's like, obviously some people do because it's
our most viewed thing. Okay, but I just thought the
(10:25):
world had moved on and the world hasn't. We did
move on and we don't care at all. But because
he came back and talked about it, and I was like, oh,
this is interesting. Oh him and Chris's history. I know
they had that, and I was assumed, like when stuff
like that happens behind closed doors, they do talk about it,
like hey, apologize whatever. It's cool to see that nothing's
really happened. Like he tried to reach out. Chris is like,
I'm not ready to talk about it, and they're still
(10:46):
just waiting. I feel like the move probably because I'm
sure Will Smith is not getting he's not getting the
love publicly that he did before. Will Smith is universally
loved before this, and there's now I popped it in
the face on TV and showed a weird side of it.
Just the whole thing odd, just odd. So it's a
little bit of damage control too, and him figuring out
(11:07):
how to do it while still not admitting he was.
I just I don't know. It's a weird, kind of
nuanced type thing where I think the move would have
been like, Hey, it's well, Chase, I'm trying to call
you, you you don't respond to me. I'm really sorry. I'm
just gonna say it here. I'd like to talk to you,
but I'm also very sorry, and I shouldn't act like that.
If you want to hit me up, would love it,
but I just want to put this here publicly. They
could just walk walk off. That ain't gonna get the
(11:29):
views that this thing got. It's not as entertaining to us,
even though we're like, I don't care. But yeah, that's
the deal. So he's apologizing and yeah, I just hadn't
thought about it at all. But man, what an awkward
I mean, really, one of the most aberta thing I've
ever seen on live television. Yeah, I was a stamp
peeing and I looked at my phone. I was like,
(11:50):
what in though, Because I'll keep my phone in my
right hand and on my left and so I looked.
I was like what and I thought some mode. I
thought it was a bit on the oscars. That was
a bit awesome. It's awesome. Live TV rules, man, Live
TV rules, all right, So there's that. Let's see a
man wins another huge lottery prize. It's the same location
(12:10):
where he won a million dollars. These people that keep
winning lottery money, not just once, because that's just somebody's
gonna win, because they're just gonna give it away until
someone does one person out of millions and millions are
gonna win. So the odds you're gonna win very little,
but to win a bunch of money twice is just crazy.
The guy's name is Kevin Miller of Massachusetts. He recently
(12:33):
won twenty five thousand bucks a year for life in
a lottery game. He purchased the ticket, did the whole
deal instead of taking it. He won the three hundred
and ninety thousand dollars, took the money before taxes, but
it wasn't the first time that he'd want because he'd
hit before. And it's just I guess I want to
know how much he's spent. Yeah, that's interesting, and what
game is he playing? And how it seems like the
(12:55):
scratch off is the way to go, though. It does
seem that that's where the stories are in the news,
you know, because you get the random draws or whatever.
But the scratch off seems to hit more. Gosh, I
just can't believe he can win a million and then
twenty five thousand dollars a year for life like goodness,
Cadillac riches the name of the game. That's what you
need to do. He's writing it down. It said it's
one one thousand bucks. Here he cashed out for three
(13:16):
hundred ninety thousand. That's probably smarter. Yeah, Well, if you're
gonna get twenty five thousand a year depending on what
you already make, because the taxes will be different on that,
depending on how much you already make, you get now
attacks how that works? No, So they are different level
(13:37):
I've heard of that. Yeah, I was gonna. I was
just gonna say. Levels are different levels, and when you
hit a level, you hit a new amount percentage that
comes out. But what happens is when you hit that
new percentage, you then owe money as if you hit
the percentage on that before that you didn't pay yet,
and that's how you owe money. So let's say, the
first bracket is you make five dollars a year, so
(13:59):
you may five bucks a year, you only have to
give away ten cents. Well, when you make six dollars
a year, you have to give away twenty cents from
now on. So from then on you give away twenty cents.
But then you gotta give twenty cents over all that
stuff you only give ten cents for, so you know,
ten cents more for all that first level two, yes,
so if you go up to level three, well then
you owe the remaining of two that you didn't do
(14:20):
and the remaining of one you didn't do. And so
I had to learn all this because we don't have
any money. We didn't I don't even know what happened there.
But then it's like, all right, read a book and
I read rich ed Port Dad, and I read all
these and I was like, I still don't really understand.
It's complicated, But what's happened for me? What I do
to feel smart, not smart? What I do to feel
(14:41):
like I kind of have a grasp of what's going on.
On YouTube, they're always really elementary type videos that are
explaining extremely to me high level things like when I'm
trying to figure out what's going on with a recession
when I'm they have like cartoons basically to have dumb
dumb videos. It's not one company making them. But I
can find a dum dun video on anything, and I'll
(15:01):
watch you for six minutes, and I'm like, oh, I
can't get into an argument with somebody in Capitol Hill,
but I can kind of explain what a recession is,
you know, basically two quarters of um what I was
just picturing you. I think you actually probably could get
into an argument with someone, but I can't dun videos
and still when but I don't know that that's true.
(15:24):
But it's like two consecutive quarters of non growth or
backward or not growing, So like that's I need to
know that. And I'm like, okay, that's a recession. So
what's a But I watched dumb dumb videos because I'm
so I'm a dumb dumb What bracket is? Uh? Like
bezos in well, there is no saying there is, but
it's and here's how they get away with different things.
(15:47):
Once you hit and Mike could probably find this for me.
Once you hit a certain percentage of money, there's not
another bracket you just pay like forty five percent, like
straight up, and once you hit but then you're just
that forever. There's not another bracket. You don't just don't
keep going until you run out of money. Um, you know,
different people think that should change. But then there's just
(16:07):
ways that you can put money in places or loan
money to yourself. Oh yeah, there are all these little things. Well, yeah,
the wealthier you are than the smarter like type money
people you have around you that are like, oh we
do this, we do this, finagle that. Basically, it's almost
forty percent if you make five and twenty three thousand,
six hundred dollars a year or more. And so once
(16:29):
that starts happening, But then the thing is, let's say
you're paying that thirty seven percent, Well it's only ten
percent if you make zero to fourteen thousand a year,
But then all you have to go pay all those
other percentagees from all the money you made the ten
twenty two. So if you have somebody that guesses what
you're gonna make, speculates and then tries to pay it
(16:52):
as it goes or puts it away and then pays
it at the end of the year, and it stresses
me out. Um, Jeff Bezos paid one point four billion
dollars in federal taxes between two thousand and six and
two eighteen. On six point five billion he reported his income,
while is wealth increased by one hundred and twenty seven
billion during the same period. But how does it doesn't increase?
Stock goes up, that's in stock. You don't pay tax
(17:14):
on that unless cash it out. He paid a billion
in taxes. That is so awesome, like that is so
it's got to hurt, though, even if you have five billions,
doesn't hurt. Signing one he's like, oh, I gotta give
away one point whatever this he's not. He doesn't bat
an eye at that, dude. I don't think he has
a bad an eye at anything, at least not financially. Um.
(17:37):
Sixty nine year old man arrested. By the way, if
I'm a little bit wrong on this stuff, I don't.
I don't even care I for you to tell me,
because I'm admitting I watch very broad, dumb dumb videos,
and sometimes I don't even take them and understand them
in a way that I can translate it. I just
when they're talking about it on the news, I just
kind of want to know what the broad stroke of
what's happening. So, because we did one on where I
(18:00):
kind of talked you guys thro that birthday. If the
entire economy only has one dollar in it, like all
everybody only all together is one dollar, and then someone
throws another dollar on it, and now it's two dollars,
where everything you just bought is now valued weirdly, and
so they got to raise the price on it because
now everybody has doubled the money. And so but then
the money eventually goes away and then everything still costs
a way more. And so unless there's some sort of
(18:22):
recession or slow down, it's never gonna adjust itself back,
which is happening right now. And you got that from
a dumb, dumb video two cartoons. It's pretty cool and
you understand all that. I mean, yeah for the most part. Okay, Yeah,
I get inflation. I only do because cartoons, and we
do now because you bugs, Bunny hope they doun uh.
Sixty nine year old man arrested in Tokyo has been
(18:43):
driving for fifty years out a license. They should give
an honorary license at this point. Even if they pull
him over, he's sixty nine fifty years had this license.
He's been driving without a license. They should give him
an honorary license like common law, you know, especially if
he hasn't killed anybody. Yeah, and what's the difference, Like
we all like, when's the last time I took a
driving test? It's been forever. Shouldn't need too, right, you
should all we have licenses, right, we all have line.
(19:04):
That's a good point. But it's like you take a
test when you're young, then you just renew your license
online and you're all good. Yeah, we don't do driver's
head again. Don't feel like your vision get good off? No,
I cheat online. I think everyone knows what my vision part.
I'll put my good eye in there twice. I've told
you guys that before I take my left eye. No,
I'm telling you the people working that they don't give
(19:26):
a crap. I put my eyes in it, and they go,
all right, let's do the left eye first. And so
my left eyes works. I'm like the he's pointing up, okay,
the east, point to the right. All right, No e okay, cool? Like,
all right, do the other eye. So I take my
whole head out and I moved my left eye over
that hole, and I go, he's pointing up, he's pointing
down right. All right, cool, you're all good son. There
we go. They never questioned, dang word, I have little
(19:49):
chill parallel parking still, but I haven't taken a test.
I don't think since I'm sixteen, you have color. You
have problems with the street lights? No, because they're bright,
and I know they're so different, and I know one, two,
three the order, so I could even be seeing it
in my head just because I know, meaning I know
that red's easy for me. That's the color I can
universally see the dark until it gets the darkest blues,
(20:11):
black screens, all that black is always black, but grays
I lose them way earlier than I do red, and
b I lose them. Everything looks black once it hits
a certain point. Red, for some reason, stays red to
me longer, which is why I have so much stuff
that's red. It doesn't hurt that. Also, it's Arkansas's color,
but it's a mixture of that. Like you'll see me
(20:31):
in a lot of red stuff or have a lot
of red stuff. And that's why, because I can tell
the difference in reds. A seven million dollars. Castle is
listed for sale. The castle's over eight thousand square feet.
It's designed to be a two bedroom, two bath thread.
What the heck? Two bedroom my eight thousand square castle?
Two there better be like a dungeon. Maybe they're not listening.
The dungeon is a bedroom, a kitchen, a living space.
(20:54):
But it's a castle. Looks awesome. It is Lake pinned Oreole.
What is this, Mike? Is this America? Really? That thing
looks awesome. It just looks like it should be more
than two bedrooms eight thousand square feet. It does not
have modern heating. Wait? What they want to keep it
(21:14):
like real, like a castle? Castle? What this is? It's
like an old Bronco where they want to keep everything legit,
all the original parts. Uh yeah, no way Arbronco. They
were like, it usually really keep this thing all authentic. No,
I want an air conditioner that works. It's like I
want shocks that don't get I hurt my bones when
we hit something. Um so yeah, ar Broncos. Awesome this castle.
(21:37):
It looks cool on the inside, But no heating. That's crazy.
That's pretty neat. Um only two bedrooms? No, I'm confused
looking at it. That's what I'm saying, like, it's just
remember when George Streight was selling his house and it
was like by George Straight's mansion, two bedrooms, one bath,
and it was like ten thousand square feet. I think,
how big are these bedrooms? I think it also had
(21:59):
a caste in the back, a little house. Ye, seven
million dollars. Your monthly payment is thirty four thousand dollars
a month. If you want to get this looks pretty cool.
We'll put it up on our Twitter if you guys
want to go see it. Cable companies ordered to pay
seven billion dollars to the family of a Texas woman
murdered by repairman. What wow, should you let him in
(22:21):
the house and he killed her? At Texas jury has
ordered Charter Communications to pay seven billion dollars in punitive
damages to the family of an eighty three year old
grandmother robbed and murdered by a cable repairman who arrived
in the company's van while off the clock. It was
so sad. Charter, which owned Spectrum, was also deemed responsible
for three hundred and thirty seven point five million dollars
(22:42):
in damages for the December twenty nineteen murder of Betty
Joe McClain. Thomas Roy James Holden pleads guilty to Thomas
murder with sentence to life in prison. Thomas attorney said
the hold in his light about past jobs and Charter
hadn't verified his employment. Had the company done so and
discovered the lie, he would have been disqualified for being
hired at Charter. A court records show holding it racked
(23:03):
up disciplinary actions and taking pictures of driver's license and
credit cards at the homes of two elderly female customers.
He asked his operation management for money, and he requested
mental health intervention through Charter's employee assistance program. That's from
USA today, horribly tragic. Seven I can't believe it's seven
billion with a B even that even all that, I
(23:24):
can't believe it's with the B. Who would I mean,
the company, the cable company would have to pay that. Yeah, Charter,
that's a huge hit. Seven B. Yeah, that's billion breaking
porky pig right now. But B B B yeah, b
B B B yeah. And they deserve anything they can
get and everything they can get. That is just a
really awful, awful, awful story. In situation, a woman spent
(23:47):
sixteen years in a row. Pregnant now feels weird without
a kid in her Oh my goodness, a mom of twelve,
we've spent sixteen consecutive years basically carrying a baby, says
she's adjuct adjusting to the fact that she no longer
is expecting, and it's weird to her. She wants to
have one more, but she's almost forty years old. And
they talk about their relationship and how many kids they
(24:08):
got in fifteen, thirteen, eleven, ten, nine, eight, six, five,
four three. These are their kids ages. And for her,
she married sixteen years and every year she's been pregnant.
Oh my gosh, that's a lot of kids, A lot
of kids. A good look a family though, Like they're
all good looking. Everybody's good looking in that family. I'd
be the one that was born, not the one. Yeah,
(24:28):
the one with like an ear on his forehead. Um,
all right, well there's that. Let's play a voicemail number
two Ray that we got last night. Hi, Globby is
obvious first, who roast making the grass starts to night.
I'm a waiting for this show to start. Hi, thank
you so much Bobby for the TV shows and the
radio show and everybody say you do. I appreciate that.
(24:51):
Thank you. I hope you guys watch tonight. I'd like
to keep my job and I'd like to get the
show on the night. Guys, what are you doing? So
remind people where USA Network eleven ten Central already? Thank
you the listeners. Here's a voicemailing him before. Well, Bobby,
we are at the Garth Word concert Dallas, Texas with
(25:14):
my friend Grace. How are you Gray? That's awesome. They
thought of you a Garth. They didn't like that. Every
time Garth plays somewhere, I get message going, are you
opening we opened one? That'd be so cool. It would
be I'd be tired, though. Eddie and I played The
(25:34):
Bluebird last night. Um. So true story is I know
the people to Bluebird really well and I've played there,
I don't know six or seven times. And the Bluebirds where,
like Garth Brooks, was kind of discovered so many artists.
It's a very songwritery place. It's almost impossible to get into.
If you watch the Bluebird documentary you can get an
Amazon It's really good. I'm in that talking about the Bluebird,
(25:57):
and so so I said to the people to run
the blue to say Hey, I'm playing a couple of
shows in town and I just need some time on
stage because I'm not a touring comedian, so I just
can't get a bunch of reps in. So it's okay
if I can play one of the nights. And I'm like,
why don't you do the do a half hour being
in the middle of our songwriter night on Sunday. I
said great, They said ten o'clock. I said, oh, can't
(26:17):
do that. They said, okay, well you can do it
in the middle way of this. How about you do
it at nine. I was like, this sounds great. Can
I still do half an hour? They're like, yeah, sure,
so cool. So this is like three or four weeks ago.
So I had this night. We were in town of
Sunday night, and I was just gonna go play some
songs and not so much tell jokes, but tell stories
and see if people laugh. Dren a story that I
think is funny, because then I can know where to
(26:39):
build that out if I'm going to do a joke.
And so I'm whatever, and I hit Eddie up like
two before. I was like, hey, man, I know you
know I'm playing the Bluebird. We've done this before. But
if you want to come out, come, and Edie goes
I never played the Bluebird. I was like, what do
you never? I didn't know you'd never played Never. I mean,
come on, I've I've been there once. I saw Thomas
Rhett and his dad Reddakin's play and that was the
(27:00):
only thing that I've ever I've always tried. I tried
to go one time, like just as a oh let
me show up, and it was packed. There was no
way I can get in packed though forty five people.
Oh yeah, that's max. It's very small, so and there's
it's not glamorous in that. Eddie and I went to
the back door because it was halfway through and there's
no room, there's no like room to sit around. And
we're in the hallway by the kitchen trying to tune
(27:22):
our guitars. And I was gonna go out and do
a little stuff and I was gonna bring Eddie out,
like ten minutes into it. And so as I'm about
to walk out, the guy's introducing me, and I hear it,
boo what the Eddie dropped his guitar like the hallway.
Not only did I drop it, all my strings went
out of tune. Like right before we go on. And
so it's the only three people are me, my wife
(27:45):
and Eddie. So I go out talking about something and
i'd play a little song, a little and so all right,
and I'd have told Eddie. I said, hey man, because
I was told too, and it did nothing for me
because I didn't believe it. I said, hey man, you're
in the Bluebird. People are right on help you. I
mean they are sitting right. It's and it feels weird
(28:05):
until you get used to it. But it's just like
this intense thing. So heads up, it's gonna be fun.
So I go out and do it. I say, Eddie,
come out, and you do it. There's no like backstage.
You walk through the people, and so you have to
walk through everyone. Everybody just excuse me, excuse me. Somebody's
eating soup, but pardon me. Man, don't let me. I'm
gonna hit you with my guitar if you don't move.
So Eddie um sits down and he plays a song.
(28:27):
Strings are way out. Oh my god, you really don't know. Listen,
you really don't know. I could. I could too, but
nobody really knows. And so we finish and Eddie's like
he's like, I gotta tune Dada, and we do this thing.
We play, play a few songs, tell a few stories,
half an hour. So I feel like it is pretty
good appearance. Maybe not the best raging idiots appearing no chance,
(28:48):
but overall it was a fun thing for me. I
needed to do it. And Eddie are playing the opera
on Tuesday this week, right, yeah, tuesdayday, um and so
and he just was working out some stuff and we
were walking after and he goes, yeah, those people are
sitting right on you. That's weird. Yeah, it was very weird. Man,
Like I wanted my first time at the Bluebird to
(29:09):
be like, wow, it was amazing. We killed it. It
was great, and I felt so like I was so
nervous the fact that somebody was sitting like, let's get
him three feet away from you to take his arm.
And that's what's awesome about it. But as someone in
the Bluebird watching, they could hear people say things like
about you as you're playing, like whispering, yeah, whispering like
oh that's cool, that's funny. At least they were saying
(29:30):
cool and funny. Well, no, and then there was some
other words and I couldn't really like understand that, and
then that's kind of where I would lose focus. Could
I be like, well, what are they saying over there
while we're trying to play the song? Like they're so
close they could touch you. They just touch you. It's crazy.
So we did. We played last night, and the next
time it's much easier because you just know what you're
getting into the first time I was the same way,
and I was by myself. I'm not sure they're gonna
(29:52):
have any back though. No, it was good. It was good,
but it's funny. It's funny. We cut Hey, are there
people in that crowd that are like looking to discover?
Like because I kept look and around. It's a funny record.
We got a couple of offers. Do we know? Um
no not. I mean if they do a showcase, somebody
might come there. But there are showcases all over town,
so they could be. But it's not like it used
to be. Do you want to get discovered? Now you
know where you got TikTok? Yeah? Um ahead. Bailey Zimmerman
(30:17):
on Who's big take? I mean he's on the podcast
Friday Crazy. His story is so crazy. He uh, you
went to high school graduated high school, is out working
oil and he'd never sang in his life and didn't
know how to play guitar, and so I'm gonna paaraphrase
this and may be wrong, but they he recorded he
(30:40):
sang in a basketball court what are you Lucoms song
with a couple of friends. I was at He just
like saying, because everybody hung on the basketball court Sunday morning, now, dude,
and it's I was like, hey, you're pretty good. He did.
So he has a friend that plays guitar and they
were He was like, I'll sing with you. They recorded
it and put it up two million views one day.
Never sang, he said he probably sang three times ever
in front of people, didn't play guitar, put it up
two million bucks, called the old place and was like,
(31:00):
hey guys, I quit two million views, Yeah, two million views. Sorry,
So I quit. And I was like, you just quit?
He goes what He's like, yeah, it's pandemic. And they
weren't working a lot anyway, and he was like, I
called the unions that I'm out, and so he's like
we just started figuring it out. He's I've never written
a song, He never sang a song, and he's one
of the top two most consumed people in country music
right now period, all across the board as far as music,
(31:23):
and so he came over, but he's so honest about it,
and he's like, yeah, dude, it's crazy. I can't twenty two. Yeah, no,
I don't think so just young, and so he just
wanted to He got on TikTok. He didn't even get
on to do music. He's just jowing office. He can
build trucks, so he was like, check out this truck.
He do truck shows, and all of a sudden he's like,
(31:43):
I'm bare Zima man, and people are like what, So
he's killing it. It's awesome. So I enjoyed and he
came over and I told him at the end, I
was like, man, I'm just I'm surprised and relieved and
I'm refreshed that you're just not a douche because you
definitely could be twenty two all the success quickly. Didn't
(32:04):
know you were good at something that now you are.
You're figuring it out. All this stuff's coming at you
at once, and I just felt like, based on our conversation,
like I liked him, and he was like, you know.
I like, he's like my influences, and he didn't lie
about his influences. So many people come in like they
have to figure out a way to say Merle or
Whitelan Yeah, and you don't have to say it. I
don't think you're in the last country if you can't
(32:24):
tell him apart because most people, most people can't naturally
unless you grew up with it. And so maybe Cash
and Willie you can. I could see where people definitely
get confused on Merle and Whalen a little bit. Those
would be the two I would say, you can't, Okay,
it's fine, and so I wouldn't care. And I was like,
he was like, you know what my influences are. Dave Grohl,
(32:45):
Chad Kroger from nickelback what he said that he did.
I thought it was awesome, weird, Yeah, he did. The
only one Scott Staff from Creed he said that too. Thought, hey,
i'd expect him to be a dB two not from that.
I thought it was so cool he was, even though
he knew probably the people don't think like they're the coolest.
I do. Some people. He was like, those those are
(33:06):
the people I grew up listening to and he listed
off on a couple of the rock. He was like
the lead singer from Tesla from the seventies. He goes,
can't let's do him all the time growing up? Wow,
that's crazy how I keep seeing him places? Do you
have any Bailey's Immerman in the computer? Like physically you
see have rock and a hard place? No, not physically,
like he's always an online signs. I don't know billboards
(33:28):
or having fall in love. Okay, hit hit it here,
we'll just get a little HEARDing me that South Carolina,
(33:49):
just like you always said, we won back to bags
and that old four on all that about you when
things look good. I'm glad to see the stops. I
didn't let you bring you back to your senses. Oh
where have you gone? Goodbye? Yeah? Where you gone? Goodbye?
(34:14):
I heard yourself a brand new So that's Bailey Zerman.
Didn't even know we could sing. It's like never tried
to sing. It's a thirty one this week on the chart,
so it'll be up on Friday. I thought it was
really great there. All right, I think that's it for now.
I appreciate you guys being here shows tonight. I hope
(34:37):
you watch it. We put up like ten more tickets
for each night of the shows in Nashville. Not this weekend,
but next weekend. If you guys want to come, and
the comedically inspirational shows, just go CMA Theater dot com.
Those could be sold out too. I haven't looked, but
we put up ten more of the holes that some
people were holding, so we get those, and other than that,
we're out. We'll see you tomorrow, all right, by everybody,
Hosts And Creators
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