September 13, 2021 • 34 mins
Bobby starts talking about his “Vagina Bone” hurting after a weekend of mountain biking. He also saw Ben Rector out a dinner and said hello to him not knowing if he recognized him or not. Bobby also talks about something flagging him down to take a picture in the bathroom. Bobby on what today is the best day to book your flights for the holidays. Raymundo also wants to get on Celebrity Big Brother.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Bobby Bones, tapping in. Everybody. Hope everybody a good weekend,
had a good weekend. My like, my vagina bone is
excuse me, you can know that bone in between the
pelvis like you have it? No you don't. But but
(00:24):
you don't have a vagina. But I call him a
vagina bone. But that's not what it's called. And it's
sore because I was riding a bike. We went mountain
biking and so it hurt. It's her for like three days.
But that's the only way I can explain that bone,
my vagina bone. So that's the only way. What would
you call that spot? How about your pelvic? You have
not pelvic? No, no, what you have down there? It's
(00:46):
in between? Well then say that region it's in between.
I think it's the whole and the pelvic is just
I don't know it's really called. But anyway, I'm sitting
here and I've been sitting here for a few hours now.
My vagina bones kill him. Oh my gosh, pelvic gotta
stop calling it. I'm it's yes, pelvis. The pelvis area
(01:08):
is this area too? What's the older area? Between the ba.
It's the lower part of the trunk of the human body,
between the abdomens and the thighs. It's between the peas
and carrots and the bah. Correct, somebody give me the
official name of that. Okay, your your pubic arch. Hold on,
what's it called, Mike? Okay, here we go. The perennium,
also the cam flower and human anatomy. The perennium, also
(01:34):
called the taint. That's the surface region in both males
and females between the pubic symphis and the coxyx. The
perennium corresponds to the outlet of the pelvis. God, dang,
(01:58):
you can never be done perennium. Man. If somebody came
in and they were like, hey, Doc, what says Oh
the goot? Isn't that gwenna? Anyway? I'm a gooch shirts Oh, man,
that's bad. It started all weekend crying because Eddie said tea,
(02:24):
I knew what he meant, right, And then I read
this actual article the names for it. It's called the
perenni perennium. That's how you say that, right, Mike says.
The perennium, also called the taint, the grundle of the
gooch Is that urban dictionary? What is that? No? It's Google? Huh. Yeah,
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well Mike, did I look at you out Mike's Google searches.
He searched medical term for gooch. It. I can't believe
that term ray what do you know it as? What
Eddie said I said was te oh thing, okay, anyway,
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my vagina bone hurts. Oh. That mountain biking is crazy though,
because the tires are bigger and thicker. And we went
up and down some mountains and Caitlin's a great shape.
I struggled a bit just winding me. But you do
peloton right, yeah, not the same thing, and if you
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wipe out, you're done. Um. Did that went hiking? Not
a big hiker, but we did like three or four
miles like up a mountain, like real hiking the very top. Um,
we know, we didn't go to the tip top. We
just kind of walked. You go up and did you
take some trails and it's not like a road or anything,
but we had to take sticks with this because there
were spider webs a whole way nice and so like
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the first people going through in a while, in a while.
But did that? There are pictures up if you want
to see them on my Instagram at mister Bobby Bones. Um, okay,
who did that? This Friday, I saw Been Rector having dinner.
I've been Rector's been a guest on the show before.
Here was the clip of his song brand New, And
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I see him at dinner setting like two tables over
and his wife. The back of his wife's head is
toward me, and I'm like, I think that's Been and
Caitlin's like, well, let me see, because she does She's
not familiar with his music, but she's like, I've heard
a lot about our friends that like him. So she
looks him up and she's like comparing the Instagram to him,
and so she's like, yeah, that's him. And then she
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finds his wife and she goes, yeah, it looks like
the back of her head. And so I didn't want
to go up and bother them at dinner, and also,
you know, I don't want to be a fan while
the guy's eating and be like, oh, you've done my show. Um.
But he had to walk by us to go to
the bathroom, and so as he was walking, I don't
know if he saw me or not before he got
to the table, and I was like, hey Ben, and
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he's kind of because I didn't want him to walk
by and not even see me, and then I was embarrassed,
so I just kind of yelled, hey Ben, and then
I said, what up, dude, and get him DAPs. And
I'm not sure if he even knew who I was
then I think did. I think he did, but I
had messaged him earlier immediately when I saw him on Instagram.
I sent him at DM just damning, and I was like, hey,
I think I'm sitting three tables over from you. But
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then he went back and saw it, and I think
he put it all together that it was. I think
it could have been very awkward, but it's kind of
cool to see somebody famous at dinner, Yeah, because then
you just watch him eat. I couldn't tell his wife's back.
There was wife was there? Was he a neat eater,
messy eater? Well, he was dressed up. I think they were.
It's a pretty nice dinner, pretty nice place. But saw
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Ben Rector and you know, if there's food on the table,
never if they're with their kids or they're eating, never
bother anyone. If they're walking around and you're a fan,
tell him you're a fan, ask for a picture. What
about bathroom? Oh no, I got hit with that in
the razorback game this and I was at the urinals.
I didn't even get to European. I didn't get to
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wash my hands. I finish up, zip up, shaky shake,
and my gooch was sore. So I've been quite careful,
um and so. But I before I get to the sink,
the guy was like, hey, man, I get a picture,
and I was like, hmm my, my. The perfect world
for me would have been for him to wait outside
the bathroom after I washed my hands, and then I
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walked out and I'm happy to take a picture. It
was I was like, yeah, I mean, let me take
a picture, let me wash my hands. I'll wash my hands.
But then we took it in the bathroom. Yeah, which
felt weird in the background. I did it, but I
think perfect world for me would have been wash wait outside,
happy to take a picture. One time I was peeing
and a guy came over the top of he was
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in a stall and he came over. Didn't take a picture,
but he came over the top and looked down as
I'm peeing. He's like, oh, you buy bones and I'm like,
oh my how vulnerable. Yeah, it stunk because I think
I then like it was embarrassed and kind of like
put it in my pants too quick and pete a
little bit my pants because I was like, oh, you
know what I mean, Yes, but it was good. But
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did go to the racesor of Bay game Saturday night?
It was amazing. It was really one of the greatest experiences.
That is the most fun thing I could possibly do
is go to Fatville and go to Races back football game.
That to me is a plus, the most fun thing
I can do period in my life. And for us
to go and win like that. And the funny part
is is that I don't do horns down just because
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I have too many friends at coach either at Texas
or I don't like just rivalries standpoint. I love beating Texas,
love it, can't get enough of it. But out of respect,
I don't do horns down because for me, I got
too many friends that have coached our coaching have gone
to school there, and so I don't want to be
in a picture doing hornsdown. However, Caitlin is ohe you,
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she didn't care, She does not give a crap and
someone was like, people were like, I can't believe you
would root against the long Horns, you trader, you lived
in Austin for I'm like, guys, you got your mind
right now. I'm as pure Arkansas as you can be,
and I roote against anybody we're playing, and I roote
especially hard against Texas. We're old school rivals from before
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I was born. So you did do horns down. Okay,
she did horns down to People are like, I can't
believe now she's doing it. And I'm like, guys, she's
been doing this her whole life. Like you think Arkansas
has beat for Texas beat from Oklahoma. Yeah. So but
we went and it was it was, it was really great.
We got we went on the field. I saw Jalen
(08:35):
who I do the deal with. Yeah, Jaylen Williams, I
do an n I L deal with him where you
can pay college players now to do stuff. He's your spokesperson. Yeah.
And so how tall is Si? I mean he's it
looked very little, but I mean you know that well's
not on Bobby. I know it's not I know, but
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like if you don't know how tall he is, you
just see that picture Bobby and your life. If you
go over to my Instagram, you'll see Jaylen Williams and
I are standing beside each other. He may be one
of the tallest people I've ever met. Yeah, anybody that tall?
Have I do? I know, have ever met anyone seven foot?
Like met them and had a conversation with them? Have you, guys?
I don't think so. You're manyasketball players I've been, but
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but but I'm talking about meeting, like standing next to them,
shaking hands like I haven't met Shack. I've stood next
to Shack and yaoming where when I worked for the Spurs. Yeah,
so I would check seven one. Well, yeah, they're huge humans.
Um yeah, So that that game was awesome. It was
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We got home and I just kind of chilled. Yesterday
Yawming seven six. Elegante was seven seven, the wrestler. He
just died. He died. I don't know about Jest, but
he died. Yeah, but um next den I actually Chanel
Williams was crazy. The whole basketball team was there and
like you can see them coming because it's just a
whole lot of tall guys, even the short guys. I
(10:04):
remember once I was um with Eli Manning and his
dad Archie. Yes, and just just standing talking to Eli, going,
you're massive, but on TV it doesn't like massive because
everybody's massive. And Eli six five. Oh really see, I
thought he was smaller, but when you're when he's always
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around giants, he looks normal. And I remember just talking.
He's like going, I cannot believe how big you are
because you can like kind of like nope, be on TV. Nope, okay, okay,
sure didn't. Um, and his brother Cooper was there. It
was kind of those three guys, we're all sitting around.
It was like a pre Super Bowl thing one time.
And Cooper's like six four. I think Cooper's son is
the one who's the number one right quarterback. Yeah. Um,
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and I miss is it all No, he's in high school.
He's in high school. Yeah, but I was trying to
figure out where he's gonna go. Um, I would assume,
I don't know, you think Peyton Manning, Tennessee, but his
dad at Old Miss. I think it's eight miles an
hour after arch after Archie Manning, because that was his number.
I think it's eight miles an hour. Yeah, they thought
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Peyton Manning was gonna Old Miss. You go to Alabama.
Who knows. I did tell her. I don't know. There
were recruits on the sideline, and I don't know what
I can say to them. I'm just hanging out and
there's kids that Arkansas trying to recruit to kid complay football.
I was like, hey, man, you're trying to get some
in i L deals, Like we're in high school Sir,
(11:29):
well no, but that's how listen. That's other getting him.
One kid left his senior year down in Texas to
go to Ohio State and early what high school? Early
you graduate? Yes, So he gave up a senior years
because he could get it in i L and get paid.
So we got like a million dollars and this is
all brand new this year. And so I was like, hey,
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let's just say I'm doing in IL deals. Did they
take you seriously or yeah? He was like, you do
them yourself. I said, yeah, I'm the only person I've
ever heard of doing it like this. I said, but
right now it's legal. I just signed Jaylen Williams to one.
But you told him, but you have to be a razorback.
Oh yeah, yeah, I said, Well here's what I said.
This is what happens when you commit you hit me
up on Instagram otherwise you know, good luck? Can you
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check out his stats first? Yeah, he's the high He's
all right. I knew who he was. I follow all
the recruiting boards too. Um, but that was that was
the weekend. Um, the best day to book flights for
the holidays is today. By the way, why maybe it's
eighteen miles an hour that's it'll miss, not eight I
just I'm see an Archie's number here, but all miss.
(12:36):
When we would go to games, you'd always see eighteen
miles an hour. I was like, that's a weird you know,
praise or whatever. Yeah, like like why twenty fifteen? But
I think it's because Archie Manning. A new report found
that today's the best data book holiday flights if you
want to get the best deal in This week in
general is a good time to buy tickets. So if
you are planning to travel for the holidays, this is
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the week. They will not skyrocket until late October. But
late October it's kind of over as far as if
you want to save some money and travel. There's a
new Bobby cast up with Luke Dick, who is hilarious.
He's written a ton of massive songs. He wrote kill
a Word for Eric Church with Eric Church. This is
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his demo version. But he was writing songs and then
he was like, hey, I'm done, and he moved and
became a philosophy professor in New York. Whoa, And then
he kind of got back into it again. And now
he's written you know, Bluebird with Randall Lambert. What else?
He wrote Velvet Elvis for Casey, just one after the other.
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But check out the Bobby Cast with Luke dick It
was a really good one. And when we have a
if in case you missed at Russell Dickerson and his
wife Kaylee together, that's up there as well. Judge rejected
a couple's divorce filing where they'd agreed on everything they
had agreed on. We're getting divorced. Here's how we're splitting
it up. Here's the kids, the customer arrangement. Everything was
(14:00):
agreed upon, and the judge said, now you guys need
to work it out. WHOA, which I've never heard of this.
Did he see a hope or what? That's what he said.
Judge in Kentucky denied a couple's requests for divorce even
though both sides agreed that it was over. The judge
or what wait you say that's female judge. The judge
ordered them to counseling and said, I get the vibe
(14:21):
that you may be able to work this out. It's
pretty funny, lots annoying. Yeah, this never says guy or girl.
I guess I just shouldn't assume that the judge was
a dude. A couple in Kentucky separated last November after
twelve years of marriage. Here is a clip. I get
the babe that you all might be able to work
this out. And I could be wrong, but I've said
there are a lot of these things. Would it be
(14:42):
beneficial to either of you all if I order you
to go to reconciliation counseling? Or are you past that?
I mean I wouldn't stay were past that. This is
something really no one would have seen coming. Being told
to stay with your X when you both agree that
it's over. It's pretty stunning. Usually people are only ordered
to go to some form of counseling when they demonstrate
(15:04):
that they can't get along and that they need extra
help and co parenting. But here where that everyone's on
the same page about most of the issues. In the case.
I mean, that's the ideal, that's what you would want
out of people. I don't know that she had all
of the information, and so once she has all the information,
I think that she will have no issue granting the divorce.
That's that's wild. Could you just go to another judge? Yeah,
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walk next door. We're gonna try someone else. We're gonna
go somewhere else. I mean, yeah, that's weird. Raymundo has
another Big Brother update about the show Big Brother, which
he's been trying to get on forever. Okay, I hear
you playing your music. Yes. So they just announced they're
doing a celebrity Big Brother next year. So now it
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all makes sense. Now I know why they didn't put
me on this season. They're saving you. I'm thinking because
it's a national radio show that we're on, I could
fall under the celebrity category loosely. Some of the people
they put on in the past, Armor Rose, I mean,
you really aren't people you've really heard of, political people
that aren't very famous, Ryan Locktey, Amar Rosa famous from
Many Things, celebrity apprins, Ryan Locktey, Medal winner Tom Greene.
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Three of those people are more well known than you know,
I'm sorry, no, no, they definitely are. But I think
that I could maybe, you know, slide into that category.
So that gives me hope, and that that's probably the
reason that the casting directors didn't put me on this year.
So it's twenty twenty two, y'all your thoughts, Bobby. I
just I think people have a weird perception that they're
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famous on this show. It's not a weird you mean
Lunchbox and now Ray it's okay, yeah, now okay, but
not it's it's a it's a very small group of
Lunchbox thinks he's one of the most famous people in town.
Raymundo now thinks he's famous. Have to be on Celebrity
Big Brother. I just think because it's a national radio show,
it's all going to you, guys, head known to happen. Dude,
(16:59):
do you do Big Brother on the way up or
the way down? You do normal Big Brother on the
way up, you do Celebrity Big Brother on the way down?
But both and Ray is neither of those, so probably
not gonna happen. But that's a good point, because dancing
with the stars, you rather do it on the way
up or the way down. Nobody does dancing when the
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stars killing it In life, nobody's like I got a
great career right now, let's go do dancing with the stars.
It's like, Hey, I got a good career going. I'm
gonna use this as a step to build some social media.
Like Jimmy Jimmy's killing he just got nomine for New Artists,
although he's been in the town for late five years'
Jimmy Allen. Yeah, yeah, what I say, just Jimmy Yeah, sorry,
could have been Buffett, No, no, Rogers, no way. Jimmy
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Rodgers is Jimmy Rodgers, Jimmy John Jimmy Rodgers is what
he's in like a classic rock band? Um? Or Jimmy
Rodgers a country singer. Okay, how many Jimmy Rogers. That
seems like a pretty common name. So weird. I don't
know why that just popped out of my mouth. Okay, Um, anyway,
when the start I think starts Wednesday, Mike Tonight, Ah,
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got it? Okay, Um, let's see here. Travis Barker has
been on five flights in the last month. Wow, after
not flying, he's over it now. I don't know that
you get over it? Yeah, but I mean five flights
because he made it was big news when he was like, oh,
he's flying again for the first time. Now he's like,
let's let her rip, let's go. It's amazing what a
hottie will do for you. No, I mean, seriously, that's
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the only reason he flying is because of Courtney Kardashian.
What if he went to a lot of therapy and
I'm sure he did both. I'm sure he did both.
What's both audian therapy? Bones? Yea, having a support to it.
I don't care if she's hot or nine. Well, that's
what he's having a support system that you trust enough
to challenge. Right. That's very different from what this guy
just said. She flies private a lot. But but his
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plane crash was private too, I know. But I'm just saying,
like she that's how she rolls, and so he's probably like, Okay,
I guess if you want me to two thousand and eight,
he was in a deadly plane crash that killed four people.
I imagine that part the PTSD that you're saying the
whole time, Like I said, I hit a momp. I
look at him only eat mh. This guy's gotta get
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what who you're gonna eat. Yeah, I'm like, well, we're
going down, but like, no, no, we're just we're literally
over Tulsa right now. Now we're going down. I'm have
to eat. Somebody can already tell. I don't like watching
those plane crash shows either, where they're like, Okay, the
plane crashed and we knew what to do and some
people have you ever watched those? Yeah, how I survived it.
I don't like I don't like to hate to fly.
And it's not that I don't like fly. I hate
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to fly and I fly all the time, and every
time I get I get scared when we hit turbulence,
and then I hear people go, it's just like a
pothole in the air. If I had a pothole on
the ground, I don't go plummeting to my death. If
I had a pot hole in the air, I don't
know what's gonna happen. Amy's husman once was explained it
to him. He's like, listen, it's the heat rising from
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the ground. It's creating Okay, I said, But he can
if can turbulence be so bad it could crash your plane?
You go, but it could be yeah, I mean, because
it could be can be so bad. Essay, what's all
I need to here? I'm about to die then. But
good for Travis Barker, that's pretty cool that he's able
to confront It's great. Oh, I don't know if I could.
Barrett Baber, who's been on our show back in the day.
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I knew him from Arkansas. He opened played with Eddie
and I. Um, but he's artist songwriter in town. He
was in a plane crash that kill people in Arkansas.
I don't know, a big passenger planner, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
trying land a little wile airport kill people. I think
he came on the show and talked about it. Maybe
I just remember he was because he was going to Obu,
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which is right across the street from where I went
to Square to colleges, right across the street, and he
was in the choir. Crazy story. And I don't know
that I would ever have it in me to be
able to get back on get back on a plane
after that. Raymond, who has a really important shoe question
for Bobby. What's that? What is your shoe question? RAYMONDO? Yeah,
so I heard that when you buy these shoes nowadays,
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because some of them there's sneaker stock markets. So they're
there's a thing it's called rock get one to rock it,
and get one to stock it. And so I'm like,
is this you're a shoe guy? Do you buy two
of the exact same shoe and you wear one and
save the other? I do not. I do not, I
I don't. I don't even buy them any shoes. Once
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pandemic hit, I couldn't wear them out, so it kind
of lost interest a little bit. Um. I did get
a new pair you can see on my Instagram now,
I get a new pair of red boots, but that
was like real boots. No, they're I mean they're they're
very very rad like like a clown like Ronald McDonald red. Yeah,
that shape, but yes, interesting they like Patten. Um, I
don't know General Patton, no patent leather, Patten Office. They're
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on my Instagram story. I don't know what that means.
I don't know what the difference of pattent leather and
non pattent leather. Is there something I don't know. Yeah,
it's really really shiny. I don't know. I couldn't tell
from the video, but looked very shiny. Twenty one year
old woman drew up a seventeen page relationship contract for
her boyfriend just two weeks after they met on tender.
That's a flag put stuff and riding like a romantic
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gesture once every two weeks, no silent treatment in him
paying for date nights, and he agreed to it. Well
they belong together, then good times. Well that would be tough.
Huh yeah, two weeks in like like that would be
if I mean any weeks in a big contract like
that sounds pretty But the fact that he agreed to
it means that they're one and the same, So let
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them have a good life together. Or he's just like, Okay,
she's hot, No way, So is that what y'all do?
The hot and crazy scale, Well, that's everybody that's both.
It's both sides are doing that. But it's have to
be hot for girls. And again this is just a generalization,
absolutely generalization. Not everybody's the same. But for a guy
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in the early stages, the hotter she is, the crazier
she can be. Now eventually it all goes away. We're
just talking about early stage. Then what do you mean
it all goes away? Crazy goes away? No, No, it'll lust.
The hot over the last over. Yeah, the crazy will
start to overtake it and you'll break out. But just
but the hotter they are, the longer you stay, the
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crazier they can be. I didn't make this up. I
knew you didn't. And I think, what do you think
the girl version is? I mean, since we're giving a generalization,
I would assume you mean that a guy can be
a little crazier, have certain things that are wrong with him.
But if he's successful and funny, does that mean successful money?
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If he's funny and has some money, then then he
can then he gets away with more like like being
really old if he's lacking stuff. There you go, hmm.
I don't know that it's exact same as the crazy.
It is basically the same now because there's so many
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other different things that we look for that allow you
to get away with other things. Tell me more. I
don't know I'm having I don't know. I'm thinking, like
I guess, okay, So yeah, Like to Eddie's point, a
guy can be really old and like not you wouldn't
date that really old dude unless he was providing something
correct money. It didn't have to be money. Well, I'm
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saying but money. Money could be famous without money. It
happens a lot that doesn't last. I don't last. You're
famous and don't make money, don't last one word cameo.
You make money then so we'll say it. Then what
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guys like, we'll take crazier the hotter. Yeah, girls will
take do she the richer or old? And yeah? Just
broad generalization then very broad. Couldn't be broader bad um.
(25:02):
The reason we play music and TV louder when we're
alone is I love doing that. I don't know you
do like turning. Oh my gosh. If I have the
house to myself, the music is up loud. Why just
because I can? Because when the people are people, my
family's at home, I can't listen to that, Like it's
just it's chaos. If you're home alone, you're more prone
(25:22):
to play music or the TV louder is because it
reduces loneliness. Oh do you ever get time at home
with nobody there? I mean rarely. My wife usually goes
and picks up the kids at like three o'clock, So
I do have about forty five minutes to myself. What
do you do play video games? You do it forty
five minutes? I have one one basketball game in forty
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five minutes. You're still playing basketball. You're not moving over
to Madden. No, no no, no, no, it's still doing basketball.
Is twenty twenty two out yet? Yes, But I'm not
getting it. I'm not getting it because I mean, I
just feel like I feel like they do that to
us every year, you know, like, oh the new ones out,
that what they do. I feel that's what the understandges
on the game. But people are still playing the old one.
So as long as they're still there, I want to
play with them. Pets that are shocked by the crazy
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demands from the owner, such as be there ninety percent
of the time and then pay for any emergencies out
of her own pocket. No, that would not pet sit
for them. No, we have someone that watches our dog
if we're gone, Like we've always got somebody at the
house if we're not there, somebody's always always there. Because
we have two dogs now and Eller does not do well.
She's not gonna be able to go to a Good
Luck's overnight stay because she doesn't. She guards her toys
(26:30):
and will attack. Um. She's getting better, but we're trying
to break her out of that. So we have someone
stay there, and but we don't even tell them to say.
They say they stay overnight, but they don't stay there
all day in the daytime because Stanley can roam the house.
They have dog doors and go outside. And if your
dog has an emergency, they don't want to pay for it.
One he has a dog has an emergency, that's on us,
(26:51):
and I feel bad. That's all. Sorry about that your dog.
I still haven't seen that ghost dog though, the white one.
I was telling about one of our friends about it
this weekend and they looked at me and thought I
was the dumbest personal. Yeah, it does sound like you're crazy.
A little bit of telling you. That dog was as
white as as white as a ghost and its eyes
were red. Was it floating? No, Okay it was not.
(27:13):
But there's no way it got in my yard and
then got out because five seconds later I was on
the yard looking for it. We have cameras and one
camera caught it on camera, went back over it. There
was no dog on camera, right, so it could be
in your head. No, because the dogs were going berserk
when they saw it was right out of the window.
(27:37):
I looked at my security cameras. There's no dog on
the security cameras. You're telling me I'm crazy. Could it
have been a reflection on the window and it was
behind me? Oh yeah, yeah maybe, or just like a
stopped animal somewhere in your house. I don't think so. Okay,
I was tripping, which, by the way, I was something
I don't know. I was watching Nine Perfect Strangers last night.
We watched the new episode. Have you seen this week's Mike,
(28:00):
I'm not called good? Huh? Only two more though after
this week? Oh really, we won't spoil it. It's getting good.
But I say tripping. That's what they do. They trip.
There's a whole situation there. But I mean, I want
to go there? What yep, I don't know. It gets
pretty dark now, well not that part. No, I don't go.
You're gonna haven't seen the dark part? No, okay, no,
I want I'm like, do places like this exist? If so,
(28:24):
I would like to go. Anybody else watch it Nine
Perfect Stranger. Yeah, I am episode four. I'm on episode four.
It's ok. I'm I don't know. I'm waiting. I'm waiting.
I'm waiting for the craziness to happen. Yeah, it's about
to happen. I can tell it is, but I don't
know what it is. I gotta order some lunch. Do
you guys want to be a part of my especial smoothie? No,
(28:46):
I don't think so. No. I have to order to
the house to meet me home. Whenever I get there.
Let me see, I'm gonna order. Let's see. That's what
I'm saying. That's where I'm at. Turkey Burger, no mayo.
I hate mayonnaise. Man, that's so good. I love man
kind of cheese. You getting on that. I don't like cheese.
(29:08):
I get a turkey burger no mayo, and I don't
have any lettuce or tomato put on there either. And
then I get to edamame guacamole, which is really good. Interesting,
that's how I'm gonna get all right, reorder glacome wole
is guacom wali. Why are you putting ed a mommy
in that? No, it's a full ed a mommy. It's mock.
It's like a mock. Don't call it that. Call it.
(29:29):
It's called called edamame guacamole. And it is a good
hold hate it when they do that. All right, Priority delivery,
which costs one dollar more. But you know what, because
sometimes it gets a fifteen minutes earlier, really and warmer.
Huh interesting? How do they do that? I always thought
it was well, they know dollar forty nine and they
(29:50):
do it because they have different orders to drop off
at different houses. Boom, let's do thirty percent tip. That's brag.
But you just did m Mostly, I just hope they
can see that and they're nicer with my food. It's
just tough to order food and not know who's getting
their hands on it. You know. Yeah, that to me
(30:12):
the weird. I don't like that. But you gotta do
what you gotta do, all right. Let me see loading up.
A drunk driver ended up in a ditch in Virginia
on Friday and was rescued by another drunk driver. They
were both caught and charged every single person on their phone.
Now I set that precedent. That's no, that's my fault. No, no, no,
(30:34):
that's my fault. But I look up, I get back
on and that's on me because no, no, no, I'm
taking the blame here. As a lead, I was not
a good leader of me. If I don't order it now,
I'll never eat. And so as a leader and you're like.
And then I got back on the show. I look
up and every single persons on their phone. I literally
had an idea that I needed to write down that.
Don't worry, you'll hear from a later. Oh I like that. Yes,
(30:56):
Caitlin sent me a picture of a dress that's a
naked body, girl, naked body. It's Megan Fox. Saw that
you can see like her underwear. But send that to me.
You can choose a machine Google it. That's them this
weekend of the VMA. Yeah, go to Instagram. It's every
which machine Gun Kelly and Connor McGregor almost got into
a fight. Are they gonna fight? Fight? Killing? Why at
(31:19):
gonna fight? I think Connor wanted a picture with machine
Gun Kelly and Megan Fox and then they said no,
and he was offended. That's the version of it that
I have so far got offended. I love him. I
love Connor McGregor. I'm entertained by him too. That's what
I don't think he's a good person. Well, no, I
don't care. I don't know him. I don't want to
(31:40):
spend any time with him, but I love seeing him
just get into the mess. He gets into all the time.
Maybe I feel the same way. I love Kanye, same thing.
Probably not a fun dude to hang out with. Probably not,
Probably not somebody I want to be friends with. But
I love Kanye like I've listen, don't. I still have listen.
Don does like twenty seven songs, A lot of songs
(32:01):
something like that. I still have listened to all of it.
I've dried and I like Kanye better than Drake. But
the new drag Backer is really good. I've been listening
to that too, really good. I like no friends in
the industry reminds me of myself. Um filling with this.
There's a PSA for parents out there. There's video on
YouTube kids that shows a little girl driving a car. Yes,
oh my gosh, that happened to me. It was terrible, guys,
(32:21):
So YouTube Kids, it's like a it's so safe that
we thought that you can just give it to our
two year old and be like, hey, let it rip,
you can watch whatever. Well, he starts watching this video
where this is a girl's like learning how to drive
a car, like oh, key in car woon, gas pedal,
break pedal, and then smash cut. Two days later, I
(32:42):
see my two year old in our car. It's off.
Obviously no key in there, but he's like, oh key
key putting the key in there, and then and then
trying to like hit the gas pedal. Like this is crazy.
Like if we weren't there and gave him five more minutes,
he'd be off on the road because of a YouTube
kids video. Because of a YouTube kid kids. Wow, they
make these videos without even thinking like, oh, no one's
(33:02):
gonna try this, you know, but our kid learns so
much from you two kids. Words, uh were I mean, numbers,
everything that he knows good. I get it. That's what
I'm saying. Your kids see you get in your car
every day and go ok, I don't do that, and
(33:25):
you can reach the gas pedal. Yeah, he gets down
to the bottom. Like Eddie's two year old is an athlete, crazy, unbelievable.
We know that because is jealous. I saw Eddie, Eddie's
foster son was at my house and we have like
this rock thing that it's too high for me to
jump off off. I'm like, and he's just reckless jumping
boom crazy. Yeah, he has no boundaries. And he's starting
(33:48):
to go to school now, like a little pre pre
PreK or whatever and they're like, oh my gosh, we
worry about him because he jumps on things in the
playground or whatever. I'm like, look, don't worry about him.
He doesn't hurt himself. I don't know how or what,
but he he knows exactly what he's capable of doing.
So he gets it to a level. He looks down,
he's like, I can handle this. Jumps off, but he
knows he can handle it. He squat two twenty five
(34:09):
to the gym. He could handle it. He was fine,
He's all the way to in his forum was good,
too crazy, it was wild. All right, that's it. We're done.
Thank you guys. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye.
It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Bobby Bones, tapping in. Everybody. Hope everybody a good weekend,
had a good weekend. My like, my vagina bone is
excuse me, you can know that bone in between the
pelvis like you have it? No you don't. But but
(00:24):
you don't have a vagina. But I call him a
vagina bone. But that's not what it's called. And it's
sore because I was riding a bike. We went mountain
biking and so it hurt. It's her for like three days.
But that's the only way I can explain that bone,
my vagina bone. So that's the only way. What would
you call that spot? How about your pelvic? You have
not pelvic? No, no, what you have down there? It's
(00:46):
in between? Well then say that region it's in between.
I think it's the whole and the pelvic is just
I don't know it's really called. But anyway, I'm sitting
here and I've been sitting here for a few hours now.
My vagina bones kill him. Oh my gosh, pelvic gotta
stop calling it. I'm it's yes, pelvis. The pelvis area
(01:08):
is this area too? What's the older area? Between the ba.
It's the lower part of the trunk of the human body,
between the abdomens and the thighs. It's between the peas
and carrots and the bah. Correct, somebody give me the
official name of that. Okay, your your pubic arch. Hold on,
what's it called, Mike? Okay, here we go. The perennium,
also the cam flower and human anatomy. The perennium, also
(01:34):
called the taint. That's the surface region in both males
and females between the pubic symphis and the coxyx. The
perennium corresponds to the outlet of the pelvis. God, dang,
(01:58):
you can never be done perennium. Man. If somebody came
in and they were like, hey, Doc, what says Oh
the goot? Isn't that gwenna? Anyway? I'm a gooch shirts Oh, man,
that's bad. It started all weekend crying because Eddie said tea,
(02:24):
I knew what he meant, right, And then I read
this actual article the names for it. It's called the
perenni perennium. That's how you say that, right, Mike says.
The perennium, also called the taint, the grundle of the
gooch Is that urban dictionary? What is that? No? It's Google? Huh. Yeah,
(02:48):
well Mike, did I look at you out Mike's Google searches.
He searched medical term for gooch. It. I can't believe
that term ray what do you know it as? What
Eddie said I said was te oh thing, okay, anyway,
(03:09):
my vagina bone hurts. Oh. That mountain biking is crazy though,
because the tires are bigger and thicker. And we went
up and down some mountains and Caitlin's a great shape.
I struggled a bit just winding me. But you do
peloton right, yeah, not the same thing, and if you
(03:29):
wipe out, you're done. Um. Did that went hiking? Not
a big hiker, but we did like three or four
miles like up a mountain, like real hiking the very top. Um,
we know, we didn't go to the tip top. We
just kind of walked. You go up and did you
take some trails and it's not like a road or anything,
but we had to take sticks with this because there
were spider webs a whole way nice and so like
(03:52):
the first people going through in a while, in a while.
But did that? There are pictures up if you want
to see them on my Instagram at mister Bobby Bones. Um, okay,
who did that? This Friday, I saw Been Rector having dinner.
I've been Rector's been a guest on the show before.
Here was the clip of his song brand New, And
(04:17):
I see him at dinner setting like two tables over
and his wife. The back of his wife's head is
toward me, and I'm like, I think that's Been and
Caitlin's like, well, let me see, because she does She's
not familiar with his music, but she's like, I've heard
a lot about our friends that like him. So she
looks him up and she's like comparing the Instagram to him,
and so she's like, yeah, that's him. And then she
(04:39):
finds his wife and she goes, yeah, it looks like
the back of her head. And so I didn't want
to go up and bother them at dinner, and also,
you know, I don't want to be a fan while
the guy's eating and be like, oh, you've done my show. Um.
But he had to walk by us to go to
the bathroom, and so as he was walking, I don't
know if he saw me or not before he got
to the table, and I was like, hey Ben, and
(04:59):
he's kind of because I didn't want him to walk
by and not even see me, and then I was embarrassed,
so I just kind of yelled, hey Ben, and then
I said, what up, dude, and get him DAPs. And
I'm not sure if he even knew who I was
then I think did. I think he did, but I
had messaged him earlier immediately when I saw him on Instagram.
I sent him at DM just damning, and I was like, hey,
I think I'm sitting three tables over from you. But
(05:20):
then he went back and saw it, and I think
he put it all together that it was. I think
it could have been very awkward, but it's kind of
cool to see somebody famous at dinner, Yeah, because then
you just watch him eat. I couldn't tell his wife's back.
There was wife was there? Was he a neat eater,
messy eater? Well, he was dressed up. I think they were.
It's a pretty nice dinner, pretty nice place. But saw
(05:41):
Ben Rector and you know, if there's food on the table,
never if they're with their kids or they're eating, never
bother anyone. If they're walking around and you're a fan,
tell him you're a fan, ask for a picture. What
about bathroom? Oh no, I got hit with that in
the razorback game this and I was at the urinals.
I didn't even get to European. I didn't get to
(06:02):
wash my hands. I finish up, zip up, shaky shake,
and my gooch was sore. So I've been quite careful,
um and so. But I before I get to the sink,
the guy was like, hey, man, I get a picture,
and I was like, hmm my, my. The perfect world
for me would have been for him to wait outside
the bathroom after I washed my hands, and then I
(06:24):
walked out and I'm happy to take a picture. It
was I was like, yeah, I mean, let me take
a picture, let me wash my hands. I'll wash my hands.
But then we took it in the bathroom. Yeah, which
felt weird in the background. I did it, but I
think perfect world for me would have been wash wait outside,
happy to take a picture. One time I was peeing
and a guy came over the top of he was
(06:44):
in a stall and he came over. Didn't take a picture,
but he came over the top and looked down as
I'm peeing. He's like, oh, you buy bones and I'm like,
oh my how vulnerable. Yeah, it stunk because I think
I then like it was embarrassed and kind of like
put it in my pants too quick and pete a
little bit my pants because I was like, oh, you
know what I mean, Yes, but it was good. But
(07:07):
did go to the racesor of Bay game Saturday night?
It was amazing. It was really one of the greatest experiences.
That is the most fun thing I could possibly do
is go to Fatville and go to Races back football game.
That to me is a plus, the most fun thing
I can do period in my life. And for us
to go and win like that. And the funny part
is is that I don't do horns down just because
(07:27):
I have too many friends at coach either at Texas
or I don't like just rivalries standpoint. I love beating Texas,
love it, can't get enough of it. But out of respect,
I don't do horns down because for me, I got
too many friends that have coached our coaching have gone
to school there, and so I don't want to be
in a picture doing hornsdown. However, Caitlin is ohe you,
(07:53):
she didn't care, She does not give a crap and
someone was like, people were like, I can't believe you
would root against the long Horns, you trader, you lived
in Austin for I'm like, guys, you got your mind
right now. I'm as pure Arkansas as you can be,
and I roote against anybody we're playing, and I roote
especially hard against Texas. We're old school rivals from before
(08:13):
I was born. So you did do horns down. Okay,
she did horns down to People are like, I can't
believe now she's doing it. And I'm like, guys, she's
been doing this her whole life. Like you think Arkansas
has beat for Texas beat from Oklahoma. Yeah. So but
we went and it was it was, it was really great.
We got we went on the field. I saw Jalen
(08:35):
who I do the deal with. Yeah, Jaylen Williams, I
do an n I L deal with him where you
can pay college players now to do stuff. He's your spokesperson. Yeah.
And so how tall is Si? I mean he's it
looked very little, but I mean you know that well's
not on Bobby. I know it's not I know, but
(08:57):
like if you don't know how tall he is, you
just see that picture Bobby and your life. If you
go over to my Instagram, you'll see Jaylen Williams and
I are standing beside each other. He may be one
of the tallest people I've ever met. Yeah, anybody that tall?
Have I do? I know, have ever met anyone seven foot?
Like met them and had a conversation with them? Have you, guys?
I don't think so. You're manyasketball players I've been, but
(09:22):
but but I'm talking about meeting, like standing next to them,
shaking hands like I haven't met Shack. I've stood next
to Shack and yaoming where when I worked for the Spurs. Yeah,
so I would check seven one. Well, yeah, they're huge humans.
Um yeah, So that that game was awesome. It was
(09:43):
We got home and I just kind of chilled. Yesterday
Yawming seven six. Elegante was seven seven, the wrestler. He
just died. He died. I don't know about Jest, but
he died. Yeah, but um next den I actually Chanel
Williams was crazy. The whole basketball team was there and
like you can see them coming because it's just a
whole lot of tall guys, even the short guys. I
(10:04):
remember once I was um with Eli Manning and his
dad Archie. Yes, and just just standing talking to Eli, going,
you're massive, but on TV it doesn't like massive because
everybody's massive. And Eli six five. Oh really see, I
thought he was smaller, but when you're when he's always
(10:25):
around giants, he looks normal. And I remember just talking.
He's like going, I cannot believe how big you are
because you can like kind of like nope, be on TV. Nope, okay, okay,
sure didn't. Um, and his brother Cooper was there. It
was kind of those three guys, we're all sitting around.
It was like a pre Super Bowl thing one time.
And Cooper's like six four. I think Cooper's son is
the one who's the number one right quarterback. Yeah. Um,
(10:47):
and I miss is it all No, he's in high school.
He's in high school. Yeah, but I was trying to
figure out where he's gonna go. Um, I would assume,
I don't know, you think Peyton Manning, Tennessee, but his
dad at Old Miss. I think it's eight miles an
hour after arch after Archie Manning, because that was his number.
I think it's eight miles an hour. Yeah, they thought
(11:08):
Peyton Manning was gonna Old Miss. You go to Alabama.
Who knows. I did tell her. I don't know. There
were recruits on the sideline, and I don't know what
I can say to them. I'm just hanging out and
there's kids that Arkansas trying to recruit to kid complay football.
I was like, hey, man, you're trying to get some
in i L deals, Like we're in high school Sir,
(11:29):
well no, but that's how listen. That's other getting him.
One kid left his senior year down in Texas to
go to Ohio State and early what high school? Early
you graduate? Yes, So he gave up a senior years
because he could get it in i L and get paid.
So we got like a million dollars and this is
all brand new this year. And so I was like, hey,
(11:51):
let's just say I'm doing in IL deals. Did they
take you seriously or yeah? He was like, you do
them yourself. I said, yeah, I'm the only person I've
ever heard of doing it like this. I said, but
right now it's legal. I just signed Jaylen Williams to one.
But you told him, but you have to be a razorback.
Oh yeah, yeah, I said, Well here's what I said.
This is what happens when you commit you hit me
up on Instagram otherwise you know, good luck? Can you
(12:15):
check out his stats first? Yeah, he's the high He's
all right. I knew who he was. I follow all
the recruiting boards too. Um, but that was that was
the weekend. Um, the best day to book flights for
the holidays is today. By the way, why maybe it's
eighteen miles an hour that's it'll miss, not eight I
just I'm see an Archie's number here, but all miss.
(12:36):
When we would go to games, you'd always see eighteen
miles an hour. I was like, that's a weird you know,
praise or whatever. Yeah, like like why twenty fifteen? But
I think it's because Archie Manning. A new report found
that today's the best data book holiday flights if you
want to get the best deal in This week in
general is a good time to buy tickets. So if
you are planning to travel for the holidays, this is
(12:56):
the week. They will not skyrocket until late October. But
late October it's kind of over as far as if
you want to save some money and travel. There's a
new Bobby cast up with Luke Dick, who is hilarious.
He's written a ton of massive songs. He wrote kill
a Word for Eric Church with Eric Church. This is
(13:18):
his demo version. But he was writing songs and then
he was like, hey, I'm done, and he moved and
became a philosophy professor in New York. Whoa, And then
he kind of got back into it again. And now
he's written you know, Bluebird with Randall Lambert. What else?
He wrote Velvet Elvis for Casey, just one after the other.
(13:40):
But check out the Bobby Cast with Luke dick It
was a really good one. And when we have a
if in case you missed at Russell Dickerson and his
wife Kaylee together, that's up there as well. Judge rejected
a couple's divorce filing where they'd agreed on everything they
had agreed on. We're getting divorced. Here's how we're splitting
it up. Here's the kids, the customer arrangement. Everything was
(14:00):
agreed upon, and the judge said, now you guys need
to work it out. WHOA, which I've never heard of this.
Did he see a hope or what? That's what he said.
Judge in Kentucky denied a couple's requests for divorce even
though both sides agreed that it was over. The judge
or what wait you say that's female judge. The judge
ordered them to counseling and said, I get the vibe
(14:21):
that you may be able to work this out. It's
pretty funny, lots annoying. Yeah, this never says guy or girl.
I guess I just shouldn't assume that the judge was
a dude. A couple in Kentucky separated last November after
twelve years of marriage. Here is a clip. I get
the babe that you all might be able to work
this out. And I could be wrong, but I've said
there are a lot of these things. Would it be
(14:42):
beneficial to either of you all if I order you
to go to reconciliation counseling? Or are you past that?
I mean I wouldn't stay were past that. This is
something really no one would have seen coming. Being told
to stay with your X when you both agree that
it's over. It's pretty stunning. Usually people are only ordered
to go to some form of counseling when they demonstrate
(15:04):
that they can't get along and that they need extra
help and co parenting. But here where that everyone's on
the same page about most of the issues. In the case.
I mean, that's the ideal, that's what you would want
out of people. I don't know that she had all
of the information, and so once she has all the information,
I think that she will have no issue granting the divorce.
That's that's wild. Could you just go to another judge? Yeah,
(15:26):
walk next door. We're gonna try someone else. We're gonna
go somewhere else. I mean, yeah, that's weird. Raymundo has
another Big Brother update about the show Big Brother, which
he's been trying to get on forever. Okay, I hear
you playing your music. Yes. So they just announced they're
doing a celebrity Big Brother next year. So now it
(15:48):
all makes sense. Now I know why they didn't put
me on this season. They're saving you. I'm thinking because
it's a national radio show that we're on, I could
fall under the celebrity category loosely. Some of the people
they put on in the past, Armor Rose, I mean,
you really aren't people you've really heard of, political people
that aren't very famous, Ryan Locktey, Amar Rosa famous from
Many Things, celebrity apprins, Ryan Locktey, Medal winner Tom Greene.
(16:14):
Three of those people are more well known than you know,
I'm sorry, no, no, they definitely are. But I think
that I could maybe, you know, slide into that category.
So that gives me hope, and that that's probably the
reason that the casting directors didn't put me on this year.
So it's twenty twenty two, y'all your thoughts, Bobby. I
just I think people have a weird perception that they're
(16:37):
famous on this show. It's not a weird you mean
Lunchbox and now Ray it's okay, yeah, now okay, but
not it's it's a it's a very small group of
Lunchbox thinks he's one of the most famous people in town.
Raymundo now thinks he's famous. Have to be on Celebrity
Big Brother. I just think because it's a national radio show,
it's all going to you, guys, head known to happen. Dude,
(16:59):
do you do Big Brother on the way up or
the way down? You do normal Big Brother on the
way up, you do Celebrity Big Brother on the way down?
But both and Ray is neither of those, so probably
not gonna happen. But that's a good point, because dancing
with the stars, you rather do it on the way
up or the way down. Nobody does dancing when the
(17:20):
stars killing it In life, nobody's like I got a
great career right now, let's go do dancing with the stars.
It's like, Hey, I got a good career going. I'm
gonna use this as a step to build some social media.
Like Jimmy Jimmy's killing he just got nomine for New Artists,
although he's been in the town for late five years'
Jimmy Allen. Yeah, yeah, what I say, just Jimmy Yeah, sorry,
could have been Buffett, No, no, Rogers, no way. Jimmy
(17:40):
Rodgers is Jimmy Rodgers, Jimmy John Jimmy Rodgers is what
he's in like a classic rock band? Um? Or Jimmy
Rodgers a country singer. Okay, how many Jimmy Rogers. That
seems like a pretty common name. So weird. I don't
know why that just popped out of my mouth. Okay, Um, anyway,
when the start I think starts Wednesday, Mike Tonight, Ah,
(18:05):
got it? Okay, Um, let's see here. Travis Barker has
been on five flights in the last month. Wow, after
not flying, he's over it now. I don't know that
you get over it? Yeah, but I mean five flights
because he made it was big news when he was like, oh,
he's flying again for the first time. Now he's like,
let's let her rip, let's go. It's amazing what a
hottie will do for you. No, I mean, seriously, that's
(18:25):
the only reason he flying is because of Courtney Kardashian.
What if he went to a lot of therapy and
I'm sure he did both. I'm sure he did both.
What's both audian therapy? Bones? Yea, having a support to it.
I don't care if she's hot or nine. Well, that's
what he's having a support system that you trust enough
to challenge. Right. That's very different from what this guy
just said. She flies private a lot. But but his
(18:48):
plane crash was private too, I know. But I'm just saying,
like she that's how she rolls, and so he's probably like, Okay,
I guess if you want me to two thousand and eight,
he was in a deadly plane crash that killed four people.
I imagine that part the PTSD that you're saying the
whole time, Like I said, I hit a momp. I
look at him only eat mh. This guy's gotta get
(19:09):
what who you're gonna eat. Yeah, I'm like, well, we're
going down, but like, no, no, we're just we're literally
over Tulsa right now. Now we're going down. I'm have
to eat. Somebody can already tell. I don't like watching
those plane crash shows either, where they're like, Okay, the
plane crashed and we knew what to do and some
people have you ever watched those? Yeah, how I survived it.
I don't like I don't like to hate to fly.
And it's not that I don't like fly. I hate
(19:30):
to fly and I fly all the time, and every
time I get I get scared when we hit turbulence,
and then I hear people go, it's just like a
pothole in the air. If I had a pothole on
the ground, I don't go plummeting to my death. If
I had a pot hole in the air, I don't
know what's gonna happen. Amy's husman once was explained it
to him. He's like, listen, it's the heat rising from
(19:50):
the ground. It's creating Okay, I said, But he can
if can turbulence be so bad it could crash your plane?
You go, but it could be yeah, I mean, because
it could be can be so bad. Essay, what's all
I need to here? I'm about to die then. But
good for Travis Barker, that's pretty cool that he's able
to confront It's great. Oh, I don't know if I could.
Barrett Baber, who's been on our show back in the day.
(20:14):
I knew him from Arkansas. He opened played with Eddie
and I. Um, but he's artist songwriter in town. He
was in a plane crash that kill people in Arkansas.
I don't know, a big passenger planner, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
trying land a little wile airport kill people. I think
he came on the show and talked about it. Maybe
I just remember he was because he was going to Obu,
(20:35):
which is right across the street from where I went
to Square to colleges, right across the street, and he
was in the choir. Crazy story. And I don't know
that I would ever have it in me to be
able to get back on get back on a plane
after that. Raymond, who has a really important shoe question
for Bobby. What's that? What is your shoe question? RAYMONDO? Yeah,
so I heard that when you buy these shoes nowadays,
(20:56):
because some of them there's sneaker stock markets. So they're
there's a thing it's called rock get one to rock it,
and get one to stock it. And so I'm like,
is this you're a shoe guy? Do you buy two
of the exact same shoe and you wear one and
save the other? I do not. I do not, I
I don't. I don't even buy them any shoes. Once
(21:16):
pandemic hit, I couldn't wear them out, so it kind
of lost interest a little bit. Um. I did get
a new pair you can see on my Instagram now,
I get a new pair of red boots, but that
was like real boots. No, they're I mean they're they're
very very rad like like a clown like Ronald McDonald red. Yeah,
that shape, but yes, interesting they like Patten. Um, I
don't know General Patton, no patent leather, Patten Office. They're
(21:40):
on my Instagram story. I don't know what that means.
I don't know what the difference of pattent leather and
non pattent leather. Is there something I don't know. Yeah,
it's really really shiny. I don't know. I couldn't tell
from the video, but looked very shiny. Twenty one year
old woman drew up a seventeen page relationship contract for
her boyfriend just two weeks after they met on tender.
That's a flag put stuff and riding like a romantic
(22:03):
gesture once every two weeks, no silent treatment in him
paying for date nights, and he agreed to it. Well
they belong together, then good times. Well that would be tough.
Huh yeah, two weeks in like like that would be
if I mean any weeks in a big contract like
that sounds pretty But the fact that he agreed to
it means that they're one and the same, So let
(22:24):
them have a good life together. Or he's just like, Okay,
she's hot, No way, So is that what y'all do?
The hot and crazy scale, Well, that's everybody that's both.
It's both sides are doing that. But it's have to
be hot for girls. And again this is just a generalization,
absolutely generalization. Not everybody's the same. But for a guy
(22:45):
in the early stages, the hotter she is, the crazier
she can be. Now eventually it all goes away. We're
just talking about early stage. Then what do you mean
it all goes away? Crazy goes away? No, No, it'll lust.
The hot over the last over. Yeah, the crazy will
start to overtake it and you'll break out. But just
but the hotter they are, the longer you stay, the
(23:08):
crazier they can be. I didn't make this up. I
knew you didn't. And I think, what do you think
the girl version is? I mean, since we're giving a generalization,
I would assume you mean that a guy can be
a little crazier, have certain things that are wrong with him.
But if he's successful and funny, does that mean successful money?
(23:34):
If he's funny and has some money, then then he
can then he gets away with more like like being
really old if he's lacking stuff. There you go, hmm.
I don't know that it's exact same as the crazy.
It is basically the same now because there's so many
(23:54):
other different things that we look for that allow you
to get away with other things. Tell me more. I
don't know I'm having I don't know. I'm thinking, like
I guess, okay, So yeah, Like to Eddie's point, a
guy can be really old and like not you wouldn't
date that really old dude unless he was providing something
correct money. It didn't have to be money. Well, I'm
(24:16):
saying but money. Money could be famous without money. It
happens a lot that doesn't last. I don't last. You're
famous and don't make money, don't last one word cameo.
You make money then so we'll say it. Then what
(24:36):
guys like, we'll take crazier the hotter. Yeah, girls will
take do she the richer or old? And yeah? Just
broad generalization then very broad. Couldn't be broader bad um.
(25:02):
The reason we play music and TV louder when we're
alone is I love doing that. I don't know you
do like turning. Oh my gosh. If I have the
house to myself, the music is up loud. Why just
because I can? Because when the people are people, my
family's at home, I can't listen to that, Like it's
just it's chaos. If you're home alone, you're more prone
(25:22):
to play music or the TV louder is because it
reduces loneliness. Oh do you ever get time at home
with nobody there? I mean rarely. My wife usually goes
and picks up the kids at like three o'clock, So
I do have about forty five minutes to myself. What
do you do play video games? You do it forty
five minutes? I have one one basketball game in forty
(25:45):
five minutes. You're still playing basketball. You're not moving over
to Madden. No, no no, no, no, it's still doing basketball.
Is twenty twenty two out yet? Yes, But I'm not
getting it. I'm not getting it because I mean, I
just feel like I feel like they do that to
us every year, you know, like, oh the new ones out,
that what they do. I feel that's what the understandges
on the game. But people are still playing the old one.
So as long as they're still there, I want to
play with them. Pets that are shocked by the crazy
(26:07):
demands from the owner, such as be there ninety percent
of the time and then pay for any emergencies out
of her own pocket. No, that would not pet sit
for them. No, we have someone that watches our dog
if we're gone, Like we've always got somebody at the
house if we're not there, somebody's always always there. Because
we have two dogs now and Eller does not do well.
She's not gonna be able to go to a Good
Luck's overnight stay because she doesn't. She guards her toys
(26:30):
and will attack. Um. She's getting better, but we're trying
to break her out of that. So we have someone
stay there, and but we don't even tell them to say.
They say they stay overnight, but they don't stay there
all day in the daytime because Stanley can roam the house.
They have dog doors and go outside. And if your
dog has an emergency, they don't want to pay for it.
One he has a dog has an emergency, that's on us,
(26:51):
and I feel bad. That's all. Sorry about that your dog.
I still haven't seen that ghost dog though, the white one.
I was telling about one of our friends about it
this weekend and they looked at me and thought I
was the dumbest personal. Yeah, it does sound like you're crazy.
A little bit of telling you. That dog was as
white as as white as a ghost and its eyes
were red. Was it floating? No, Okay it was not.
(27:13):
But there's no way it got in my yard and
then got out because five seconds later I was on
the yard looking for it. We have cameras and one
camera caught it on camera, went back over it. There
was no dog on camera, right, so it could be
in your head. No, because the dogs were going berserk
when they saw it was right out of the window.
(27:37):
I looked at my security cameras. There's no dog on
the security cameras. You're telling me I'm crazy. Could it
have been a reflection on the window and it was
behind me? Oh yeah, yeah maybe, or just like a
stopped animal somewhere in your house. I don't think so. Okay,
I was tripping, which, by the way, I was something
I don't know. I was watching Nine Perfect Strangers last night.
We watched the new episode. Have you seen this week's Mike,
(28:00):
I'm not called good? Huh? Only two more though after
this week? Oh really, we won't spoil it. It's getting good.
But I say tripping. That's what they do. They trip.
There's a whole situation there. But I mean, I want
to go there? What yep, I don't know. It gets
pretty dark now, well not that part. No, I don't go.
You're gonna haven't seen the dark part? No, okay, no,
I want I'm like, do places like this exist? If so,
(28:24):
I would like to go. Anybody else watch it Nine
Perfect Stranger. Yeah, I am episode four. I'm on episode four.
It's ok. I'm I don't know. I'm waiting. I'm waiting.
I'm waiting for the craziness to happen. Yeah, it's about
to happen. I can tell it is, but I don't
know what it is. I gotta order some lunch. Do
you guys want to be a part of my especial smoothie? No,
(28:46):
I don't think so. No. I have to order to
the house to meet me home. Whenever I get there.
Let me see, I'm gonna order. Let's see. That's what
I'm saying. That's where I'm at. Turkey Burger, no mayo.
I hate mayonnaise. Man, that's so good. I love man
kind of cheese. You getting on that. I don't like cheese.
(29:08):
I get a turkey burger no mayo, and I don't
have any lettuce or tomato put on there either. And
then I get to edamame guacamole, which is really good. Interesting,
that's how I'm gonna get all right, reorder glacome wole
is guacom wali. Why are you putting ed a mommy
in that? No, it's a full ed a mommy. It's mock.
It's like a mock. Don't call it that. Call it.
(29:29):
It's called called edamame guacamole. And it is a good
hold hate it when they do that. All right, Priority delivery,
which costs one dollar more. But you know what, because
sometimes it gets a fifteen minutes earlier, really and warmer.
Huh interesting? How do they do that? I always thought
it was well, they know dollar forty nine and they
(29:50):
do it because they have different orders to drop off
at different houses. Boom, let's do thirty percent tip. That's brag.
But you just did m Mostly, I just hope they
can see that and they're nicer with my food. It's
just tough to order food and not know who's getting
their hands on it. You know. Yeah, that to me
(30:12):
the weird. I don't like that. But you gotta do
what you gotta do, all right. Let me see loading up.
A drunk driver ended up in a ditch in Virginia
on Friday and was rescued by another drunk driver. They
were both caught and charged every single person on their phone.
Now I set that precedent. That's no, that's my fault. No, no, no,
(30:34):
that's my fault. But I look up, I get back
on and that's on me because no, no, no, I'm
taking the blame here. As a lead, I was not
a good leader of me. If I don't order it now,
I'll never eat. And so as a leader and you're like.
And then I got back on the show. I look
up and every single persons on their phone. I literally
had an idea that I needed to write down that.
Don't worry, you'll hear from a later. Oh I like that. Yes,
(30:56):
Caitlin sent me a picture of a dress that's a
naked body, girl, naked body. It's Megan Fox. Saw that
you can see like her underwear. But send that to me.
You can choose a machine Google it. That's them this
weekend of the VMA. Yeah, go to Instagram. It's every
which machine Gun Kelly and Connor McGregor almost got into
a fight. Are they gonna fight? Fight? Killing? Why at
(31:19):
gonna fight? I think Connor wanted a picture with machine
Gun Kelly and Megan Fox and then they said no,
and he was offended. That's the version of it that
I have so far got offended. I love him. I
love Connor McGregor. I'm entertained by him too. That's what
I don't think he's a good person. Well, no, I
don't care. I don't know him. I don't want to
(31:40):
spend any time with him, but I love seeing him
just get into the mess. He gets into all the time.
Maybe I feel the same way. I love Kanye, same thing.
Probably not a fun dude to hang out with. Probably not,
Probably not somebody I want to be friends with. But
I love Kanye like I've listen, don't. I still have listen.
Don does like twenty seven songs, A lot of songs
(32:01):
something like that. I still have listened to all of it.
I've dried and I like Kanye better than Drake. But
the new drag Backer is really good. I've been listening
to that too, really good. I like no friends in
the industry reminds me of myself. Um filling with this.
There's a PSA for parents out there. There's video on
YouTube kids that shows a little girl driving a car. Yes,
oh my gosh, that happened to me. It was terrible, guys,
(32:21):
So YouTube Kids, it's like a it's so safe that
we thought that you can just give it to our
two year old and be like, hey, let it rip,
you can watch whatever. Well, he starts watching this video
where this is a girl's like learning how to drive
a car, like oh, key in car woon, gas pedal,
break pedal, and then smash cut. Two days later, I
(32:42):
see my two year old in our car. It's off.
Obviously no key in there, but he's like, oh key
key putting the key in there, and then and then
trying to like hit the gas pedal. Like this is crazy.
Like if we weren't there and gave him five more minutes,
he'd be off on the road because of a YouTube
kids video. Because of a YouTube kid kids. Wow, they
make these videos without even thinking like, oh, no one's
(33:02):
gonna try this, you know, but our kid learns so
much from you two kids. Words, uh were I mean, numbers,
everything that he knows good. I get it. That's what
I'm saying. Your kids see you get in your car
every day and go ok, I don't do that, and
(33:25):
you can reach the gas pedal. Yeah, he gets down
to the bottom. Like Eddie's two year old is an athlete, crazy, unbelievable.
We know that because is jealous. I saw Eddie, Eddie's
foster son was at my house and we have like
this rock thing that it's too high for me to
jump off off. I'm like, and he's just reckless jumping
boom crazy. Yeah, he has no boundaries. And he's starting
(33:48):
to go to school now, like a little pre pre
PreK or whatever and they're like, oh my gosh, we
worry about him because he jumps on things in the
playground or whatever. I'm like, look, don't worry about him.
He doesn't hurt himself. I don't know how or what,
but he he knows exactly what he's capable of doing.
So he gets it to a level. He looks down,
he's like, I can handle this. Jumps off, but he
knows he can handle it. He squat two twenty five
(34:09):
to the gym. He could handle it. He was fine,
He's all the way to in his forum was good,
too crazy, it was wild. All right, that's it. We're done.
Thank you guys. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
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