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Speaker 1 (00:11):
What's happening to friends? Welcome to Friday's show, Morning Studio Morning.
This is my favorite story, maybe of the week. A
guy came in, took his girl on a date, spoiled
her expensive stuff and tire array of appetizers. When the
bill came, he's like, of course, I got all of it.
The whole bill was two hundred and eighty nine dollars.
He tipped one hundred bucks on the bill, like almost
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a forty percent tip. He's just really showing her like,
I'm your guy, I got I'm taking care of you.
So not long after they left, he ran back in alone.
He was like, oh, I forgot something. When he went
back in, he was like, hand, he take my tip down?
He said, I want you want to do twenty dollars,
which is only a seven percent tip. They say he
was a jerk about it, saying that hey man, you
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can't do this, You've already tipped. He's like, okay, I'll
just spet it with my credit card company and get
the whole thing canceled and I I only pay for the meal.
So the server wasn't happy. The server was like, yeah,
you just did this because your girl was here, and
now you're so. He walked out to the car where
the girl was followed him out, tapped on the window
and said, sir, if you like to reduce your tip,
you have to resign a new receipt. When they all
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got out there, the service of the date was stunned
and the guy was like, but what a loser huh?
Like what a losery dude does that? If you can't
afford it, don't buy it. And if you can't afford
to tip your server for the right work, for the
good work that they're doing based on what you ordered. Yeah,
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I mean he's been two hundred and nine dollars. Yeah.
Do you think when he tips that hundred he makes
sure that she can see it? Of course? Do you
sign it and then like tilted and turn it that way?
I think about the mumble. That's a funny story. I'm
glad that server went out. When I was a server
a we didn't call server, we called a waiter. When
I was a waiter, I never had the courage to
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go out after cars. We had people that would go
if someone stiffed them, they go and be like, hey,
do you forget it? Tip me? I would like yell
at them I'd be like, what are you doing to
get my tip? Okay? And it would work sometimes, or
they would just give them whatever cash they had because
I think they were stunned. It's just like what's happened?
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Like maybe they thought they were getting attacked by the waiter,
but that would happen. We had one or two people
that would do that if they didn't get a tip
that they thought was fair, or get stiffed. They would
go out and be like, hey, hey, hey, yeah, I
think you forgot to write the tip. Sometimes they'd be
nice about it, be like, hey, excuse me, sir, I'm
sorry to bother. You forgot to put the tip here
on the on the receipt. Not me. I would just
be like, well, chalk that one up. It's not gonna
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be a good night. I'm about to read an email here,
but before I do, are you familiar with only Fans? Yes? Yeah?
Why are you laughing? That's a funny website. Well, it's
a it's a it's a place you go and you
subscribe and like women send like pictures and stuff. It's
not something you'd I am. I'm not there, yeah me,
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I only have read about it, right, Okay. I just
want to make sure before we got into it. I
don't google it. It's just articles come up, you pay, subscribe,
and they send you like nakey picks or I'm not sure.
Oh okay, okay, right, he knows all about it. This
isn't a dirty email. I just want to make sure
you knew what it was. Yeah, because other things can
go down on this site, like can they? I don't know.
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I have no idea. What are you about to say?
I'm about to read you an email? All right, here
we go, let's open up the mail bag. Something we
call hello, Bobby Bones. I recently discovered that my husband
has an only fans account where he pays a somewhat
significant amount of money described to a number of women's accounts.
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He has had his account for over two years. I've
never known about it. We have separate bank accounts. We
have been married for eight years, and we have always
had a strong relationship. When I confronted him, he immediately
apologized numerous times, said it was stupid and that he
wasn't thinking, and promptly deleted his account. He also said
he would never use it again. I just can't help
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but feel hurt and insecure. About this. This website is
so personal with real women and opens the door for
one on one interactions. He said he has not direct
message anyone. I believe him, but it just makes me
wonder if this was hidden from me for over two years,
could there be something else he is hiding. Do you
have any advice on how we can move past this?
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Just a side note, I was not snooping or intentionally
trying to find this info. I simply stumbled upon it
when I hopped on his computer to do something quick
for work. Sincerely, Anonymous. Well, let us first say this stinks,
and I feel pain for you that you found this.
I also would go, I wonder what else he's been
up to. I don't think this means he's been cheating
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on you. I don't think it means it doesn't. But
I don't think this is an absolute indication of him
not being honest with the relationship. Some people caveman man
would think I'm never going to meet them, I'm just
looking at pictures. This is no harm, no foul. I'm
not saying they're right, but some guys do feel that way.
Where I think the trust is is that he was
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hiding it right anytime you have to hide something. There's
something you don't want to know, and why do you
want to want to know? Could you make it in trouble?
We maybe told no? Why that's the issue, right that
he wasn't being honest about that, he was hiding it.
What was he supposed to do? Go to her and
be like, Hey, I think I'm signing up for only fans.
You cool? And he didn't because he knew she would
say no, yeah, I know. So the question is, you know,
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what can we do? Do we have do you have
any advice? And how we can move past this? Man,
I hate when people tell me, you know what, one
of the keys of relationships is communication. Yeah, no, duh, yeah, no, dub.
But this is where it really comes into play. But
he kind of gotta lay it all out there and
if possible, like if you have the means, it's to
have someone else with you, like some sort of counselor
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a third party, just a third party period that isn't
on one side or the other, because are going to
get hurt and you kind of need someone to pull
it back to the middle all the time, especially in
a situation like this. Give him the opportunity to explain himself.
You're not gonna like it. If he's honest, it's not
going to be a good explanation. If you believe him,
great and you can actually maybe it can bring you
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guys better and closer together. Maybe there was something lacking
in the relationship anyway, and this is that that allows
the communication to happen where you can find that he
was wrong. He's not getting something, and it was on
him to tell you what it was he wasn't getting,
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but he didn't do that, and he chose this way.
My advice to you is the following. Find a third party,
have it out, fight, cry, yell, have feelings, be honest,
figure out why it's happening, and create a plan to
get out of there. It's not going to be done
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in a day or a month. Sounds like you love
each other. He didn't cheat on you. As far as
I know, me hearing he did this isn't me hearing
after sure cheated, unless you consider cheat. I don't. I
don't know if you want a one DM. He said
he didn't, So I'm just gonna go with that. But
that's what I would say. So because if you don't
want on one DM, you just scroll through the site.
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I don't know. Lunchbox. You subscribe to a certain person
and whenever they put up a new video, you get
alert and you go watch the video. Are they just
like talking to It's not talking to you mostly, it's
not talking. It's not talking. If you know what I'm saying.
I don't. Okay, Okay, I saw I saw a headline
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for only fans. I think it was only fans. Was
there a woman trying to pay to film her birth
for only fans? Yeah? Okay, so maybe, but I think
it was for you know, different reasons. Oh boy? Okay,
well okay, that's my answer here. Good for you for
finding it confronting. I'm good friend for being honest about it,
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not good friend for the other stuff. Figure your way out.
You will be stronger afterward. If you both still want
to be in the relationship. Yeah, but we highly recommend yes,
Like Bobby said, if you have the means, maybe a
professional it's the third party. If not, do you have
another type of person in your life that could be
a third party for you? Or maybe figure it out
because it could be worth the investment. For sure, it's
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your relationship for sure. Okay, this has been another edition
of the heavy mail Bag. Let's move on lunchboxes googling
only fans of yours. Well, he didn't need to google,
and he knows every part of it. I do know.
I didn't realize they had pay per view options where
you could just buy some like by one time. Oh
one time. Yeah, I didn't know that. I thought it
was a subscription base. But you can do a pay
per view like it's on your computer, memo, not just TV. Yeah,
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on your TV. All right, that's the mailbag we got
your That was about the cloth, ye Morgan, how do
people email us? Mailbag at Bobby Bones dot com. On
the phone right now? Is my guy Mike D. Not
the Mike D that works on the show, but the
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Mike D that is in the first episode of Breaking
Bobby Bones. Mike D. How are you? It's going great?
How being brother? I've been good. Did you see the
like the you know, the tease of you on the
first episode. I did not see the teas the last time.
The only thing I saw was when we were on
the panel and I heard about the teas. Uh, they
let me know. I totally missed the man, but I
heard it was great. Yeah, have you seen the episode
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at all. Yeah, well they've got me what they showed
whatever they showed the press and the rest of the panel. Remember,
it just happened to be our show, damn. So I'm
a fooling. It was the whole thing, but it was awesome.
How did you feel about getting that first episode? Not
like we had sixteen episodes to pick from and they said,
Mike DS episode number one. All right, man, you know,
super excited and you know, the whole experience was amazing, man,
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from the beginning to end. So just you top it
off with the very first show. You can't say no
of you. It's really awesome. Would you tell our listeners,
and you can be honest about this, how scared I
was to actually go hang out over the Grand Canyon
on a rope And you know what, man, I've been
asking a few things. What I most remember about the
whole episode, and I can definitely say it was your
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fear that it was definitely really real. No no faking
uh with that at no point at all. But it
was definitely something that we overcame together and you did amazing, dude.
But watching you on the side of that cliff, that
leg shaken, that that was. That was the one thing
that I won't forget. How did you get into rope access?
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Meaning I didn't even know what that was until I
met you. Where you know, you're you're building these rope riggs,
You're climbing places that people normally aren't able to get to.
How did you get, you know, exposed to this industry?
To be honest with you, I fell right into it.
I used to drive a dumb truck for a little
while and things got bad. I lost my job, and um,
just through a friend, I was hired on with Absalom,
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my company that I worked for now and since the beginning.
And that's how I thought. It was just a job
for me to go hang off a building and clean
a couple of windows, and here, low and behold, it
was the whole career path laid out right in front
of me. And I fell in love with rope actors
right from the get go, and and here I am
fourteen years later, you know, teaching folks to do what
I do, and then being on often TV shows with
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what people like yourself. You told me that usually for
someone to go and do what we did, they needed
more training than what I got. I had to do
a kind of a crash course, right, and yeah, yeah,
to call it that, that's putting it in some easy terms. Man,
you had a hell of a crash porter. Were you
scared for me? Did you think there was any chance
I would die? Be honest, not fairy to would die,
But there was a couple of times I was ready
to pull the plug, my friend. Doing what we do
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is extremely safe, but it does require a lot of training.
And you know, when I first saw you get under
that rope and start flopping around like a fish out
of water, I definitely had had my thoughts about maybe
just pulling the flug all together, because they told you
if it didn't seem safe or I didn't seem read
to just go nope, you're not gonna do it, right,
(12:03):
Yeah they Yeah, they definitely didn't. Of course, you know,
with row backs being that safety is priority number one. Um,
that definitely was a concerned man. But you did amazing.
You took right through it, and by the end of it,
the only thing we had to shake off with those nerves. Yeah,
those nerves are still there. I watch it and I
still get anxiety thinking about when you were out there
in the middle of going come on, Bobby, you can
do it, and I'm like, Anger, I'm not going anywhere,
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Like I'm gonna sit right here on the ground and not.
And there's one point too where we're up there and
I'm having to clean the bottom of the skybridge. Rember,
I'm gonna wrote four thousand feet over and he goes, hey,
look down at your bucket because you need to get
the squeegee out to clean. I'm like, I'm not looking down,
Like I'm gonna keep looking up and stick my hand
and try to find the bucket because I didn't want
to look down. That's crazy if you remember that, Bobby,
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because that's actually a start that I tell folks when
we were talking about the show, I go, man, he
was so scared he wouldn't even look down at his bucket.
That kind of hoped them into it. But you know what,
you found the water It was down there, it was
in the bucket and he finally found it. That's my guy,
Mike d He is on episode one, the Grand Canyon
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Cliffhanger Breaking Bobby Bones. You're gonna love his Story're gonna
be inspired by the guy. You know, he had some
adversity hit him early in life. And he did not
let that adversity define him. And here he is now
and we hung four thousand feet over the Grand Canyon
together and you can watch that miked. It is a
real treat to talk to you again. I cannot wait
to watch this episode with everybody else. And thank you
for your time, Oh Danny, Bobby, thank you for everything.
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Man and remember Man fight Ryan. Repeat. That's right, there
is everybody remember Breaking Bobby Bones premier's with back to
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and Morgan Number two thirty second Skinny Our I Heart
Awards were last night. Marion Morris took home Country Song
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of the Year for the Bones, and Luke Holnes took
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projects out today. Ashley McBride released a new EP called
Never Will Live from a Distance. Here's one of the
songs called the Foodoo Doll You Don't make It You
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Boodoo Doll. Chase Rise released the album with both Part
one and Part two. Here is one of the songs
called the nights. But it gets me through the nights,
gets me through the days, gets me through the memories.
A canidiskan gets me through the light, gets me through
the pain. Because if I can't get to you, wos
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point anyway might run me off the tracks. My drowning
in the ways my made me lose my mind might
send me into the great But it gets me through
the nights, gets me through the days, gets me through
the memories. A canidskan and Morgan number two. That's your
skinny hat. It's time for the good news. Albino Hernandez
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is a custodian for ean'si SD down in Austin, Texas,
and he's been in the hospital the last nine months
battling COVID. He's been on life support dialysis. Didn't think
he was gonna make it well. Nine months later, he
heads home and they wanted to welcome him home in style.
So the school district got all the kids, got him
in cars and they drove by his house with a parade.
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Boom boo boo, we love you, Albin up. They had
a parade for and said welcome home man. That's awesome.
Then he just gets to go home. It's awesome in
the parade. I bet he fed really special. That's a
great story. And then boom boo boo. Yeah that's a lot.
That's what it's all about right there. That was tell
me something good with a record of two and oh
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it's fun Fact Amy the tikipeede again today. No one's
beat her yet. They may, but let's see if today
Seth is on. Seth is the first caller that's ever
called and challenged Amy. Now you've had a lot of
time to gather your most five fun facts. By the way,
at what point did you go, I'm better at that
than Amy is just listen to the radio one day
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or way? Yeah? Well, I mean I listened to your
show all the time, and so I was waiting for
Amy to jump into the fun Fact Friday off. But
it was really when Ray and Amy went last Friday
and Amy just pretty much swept her. I mean, I
know you gave Ray the last one, but I was like,
I can at least put up a better fight than Ray. Okay,
so Seth has called I'm from the comfort of his
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own home to take on Amy and fun Fact Friday.
So you will each get five fun facts to share.
We'll count all the way down to one. We'll award
are you a point after each one? So Me, Eddie
and Lunchbox will be the judges today. Are we ready
hit it? Fun? All right, here we go. We're gonna
hit number five and Amy will go first since she
is the home team, the returning champion. Let's go number five? Okay.
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Michael Abraham Lincoln he was assassinated the same day he
created the Secret Service, which is a little ironic. It
was April fourteenth, eighteen sixty five, and he just signed
it over, creating the US Secret Service, and then that
evening he was shot at Ford's Theater while they didn't
go to work right away. Now, when you're creating, you
should have a couple of guys ready to go that
you put something into legislation and then it has to
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get put into motion. How did that not make Atlantis ironic?
Like maybe the most ironic thing of all. Yeah, it's
like Lincoln getting shot on the day the Secret Service.
I mean that works, guys. Yeah, all right, seth, you're up. Now,
what's your first fund fact here? All right? So, um
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Lyndon B. Johnson, who was the thirty sixth President of
the United States, owned a car that could also be
driven through the water, and so it was manufactured in
the sixties. It was called the Ampha car, and when
he first got it, his advisers and friends didn't really
know what it was. So Lyndon would take them out
on joy rides to show them his new car. He'd
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start driving toward a lake and then start panicking like
his brakes had failed and plowing to the water, and
his boat would just continue on his card, just continue
on like a boat, until he was just playing pranks
on people while he was president with this car that
was also a boat. Oddly, there were two presidents. I know,
did you go president because I went President? No? I
want a president because that's my worst one. Oh, okay,
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Vance Fance Eddie which one find fact? Friday Seth came
in strong. I love that LBJ one, but Amy, I'm
to give it to the champ the whole Secret Service
the day he got shot for Lincoln. That's big time
lunch bike's oh driving on water. Just imagine being in
that car going ah and then he's working. That's amazing.
I think if it were a president more famous than
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Lyndon B. Johnson, maybe I don't know, yeah, he sure did.
Jay not famous, Yeah he is. But think about it
versus Abraham Lincoln. I know, Abraham Lincoln's like a big dog.
For sure. It's tough because that one's like makes you smile,
but the Lincoln one just blows your mind. Yeah, I'm
gonna go with Lincoln. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna have to
go with link It. It's close. But can you picture
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Albij's look in your head right now? Oh? For sure?
Oh you can't Texas from Texas. Yeah, that's probably why,
because Morgan, can you picture albj in your head? No?
I don't know what it looks like. Yeah, okay, um,
I'm going with Abraham Lincoln. And that's one point Amy
all right, next one number four. Psychopaths are often immune
to contagious yawning due to lack of empathy. So you
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see someone else yawn, you likely yawn, but psychopaths don't
because they're not feeling what you're feeling at all. They're
also less likely to ever be startled by anything. So
psychopaths don't yawn, yeah, because the yawning like it's a
reflex of like, you see that person yawn, they get tired, listen,
they yawn, but they don't yawn as a reaction to
someone else yawning, got it, because they don't feel another
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person that's weird. Yeah, make sure you yawn every time
somebody else ya. No, I don't even have to, even
if you don't have to yawn yawn, because you don't
want people to know. Interesting all right, set you're up,
all right. So in Britain before alarm clocks and became
the norm, which was in the seventies, there were people
called knocker uppers that would run around to their client's
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houses with sticks and hammers and rattles, knocking on their
windows to wake them up before work. And so yeah,
these knocker uppers were just the thing until the seventies.
The question that I always had about knocker uppers was
who wakes up the knocker uppers and if they oversleep,
everybody oversleeps. That was in trouble. Yeah, okay, So we
have Amy and psycho killers and Seth and knocker uppers
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lunchbox which one's more fun? Man, I like Amies, But
then the knocker uppers. Just because it's called a knocker upper,
I mean that sounds so fun. I was a knocker upper.
That's good. Eddie never heard of the knocker Upper. I
like that story. I'm gonna give this one a seth.
I'd heard this one a bunch, so I'm gonna give
it to Amy because I heard knocker Upper that I
haven't showed it when he's been talking about I showed Eddie.
I was like, this is what they do. I got
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John camera, Oh you did, yeah, but okay, there he
goes one to one, Amy one, seth one, next up,
number three, set your first. All right. So in the
UK and a small town called Hartlepool in two thousand
and two, they elected their town's soccer mascot, which was
a big monkey mayor. So the two political parties in
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the town, we're arguing this a lot of drama. So
the citizens got together and all decided to just write
in the name of its monkey, Hangus for mayor. And
the guy who wore the monkey suit to the games
actually took office and did such a good job that
he was reelected for two more terms as Hangus or
as himself as Hangus, wells as himself, but he still
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played hangis. All right, Amy, you're up well. In twenty twenty,
the Vatican censored a video of Pope Francis saying that
whiskey was the real holy water. That's funny, really yeah,
really they pick it off the internet, scrubbed it, theysored it. Yeah,
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you can't say that, all right? Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, okay.
So we have the monkey, the monkey mayor or the
Pope saying whiskey is the real holy water. I'll go first.
I'm gonna go with the Pope being censored Eddie. Yeah,
I still don't really understand seth. So I'm gonna go
Amy win the pope lunchbox. As a Catholic, I gotta
go with the Pope, all right, Amy, have two to one,
next one up, number two? Amy. So in nineteen thirteen,
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will actually, up until nineteen thirteen, you could ship children
buy mail. Wow, legally you could male kids. Yeah, in
nineteen thirteen they changed it. But here's a bunch of postmen,
uh walking around with children. They would ship one buy mail.
How do we feel about that? Like if you need
to go visit a friend, No, I don't think it
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was a bad putting box and wrap them. They just
carry them over there for you. Yeah. It was like, oh,
you're gonna go deliver mail to my so and so
wherever he take this, and they probably had to pay
a fee and the mailman would deliver the child. Okay, set,
you're up. Okay. So in Spain there's a Christmas tradition
that involves a character called Cogatillo, which in English is
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pooping logs, which poops out candy for the children. So
it's a log with a face painted on him. And
you know how we leave cookies out for Santa at
night and he eats them. Well, the kids will leave
out food scraps for Cogatio and he'll eat them overnight.
And they do this through the month of December, and
then on Christmas Eve they gather the family around, they
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put a blanket on the back end of Tagatillo, they
smack him and he poops out this candy called turon.
And it's a bonus fun fact. They even have a
song that they sing during this and it goes, poop
log log of Christmas. Don't poop salted herring. They are
too salty. Poop turns they are much better. Okay, you
just said poop. Lgbarks started laughing like you knew your
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audience here with one of the three ten year old
over here um, lunchbox. I mean that is hilarious that
they have a poop that's a poop. You gotta give
it to him, Eddie. I mean it's that funny. But
I do like coat give it to him. You know, no,
I never heard of him. Give it to Seth though.
I like it all serious right now? Oh it's a pooplog. Yeah,
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come on, it's hilarious. It makes you feel better. I
give it to the pooplog too. We're all tied up.
We're all tied up, all right. Here we go, last one,
number one. All of sets are foreign. Yes, he's all
right in Brazil. Next up in Yugoslavia. All right, Seth
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the last one, this one all right. So in nineteen
ninety eight, we all know the band Blink one eighty two. Right.
They incorporated their band under the name Poop Poop Butt LLC.
Because they thought it would be funny for their managers
and lawyers to use the name and important meetings every day. Okay,
popo unch is cracking up. Yeah, that's hilarious. Okay, and Amy,
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finally for you your last fun fact. Let me see
if I have something about poop. I know I can
get some points here Pablo Picasso kept a gun loaded
with blanks, which he used to shoot at people who
questioned the meanings of his paintings. He I love that
weirdo funny, but did he poop on him? I know
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I should have said he kept a gun loaded with
poop lunch box. Oh, man, guys, imagine sitting in a mooting.
We're here to talk about poopoo incorporated. That's hilarious. But
I'll go to Ami. Oh right now, Eddie, I mean
Seth went a little too much on the poop. I
love Amy, I love the gun. You don't like my painting?
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Funny saying said you relied too much on the poop.
Amy is now three and ozy Friday. Seth, you didn't win.
What would you like to say? Um, I'll take it. Hey,
you did a great job. I've got to say, hey,
thank you. It was fun. All right, Seth. We appreciate you.
If you would have won. Hey, Eddie telling what he
would have won had he won. Oh, Seth would have
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won a brand new come How much money would you
want to lunchbox? One million? Buddy didn't? Wow? Wow? Wow?
All right, Seth and a trip to where Morgan? Where
would the trip would have been a trip to Las Vegas, Nevada.
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That's all you, Seth. You wouldn't really want any of that.
But all right, hey, Seth, appreciate you, buddy, have a
great day. Hey, thanks you guys too. All right, there
he is caller Sethe and Amy wins again. The number
one thing we get calls about right now is Eddie's
(26:45):
walk from West Virginia to Tennessee. We said, if we
can raise ten thousand dollars for a charity Eddie works
with because Eddie's a foster parent, he'll do it. And
he raised fifty thousand dollars. Some listeners say you should
it five times, but it's crazy, nobody. Let's start here
on the phone now though, if people want to talk
about that. This is Tony in Austin, Tony. You're on
(27:06):
with Eddie. What's going on? Hey, Eddie? H Man, I
just wanted to let you know you need to prepare
to make this walk. I used to be what's called
a water spider for Amazon, and I did around twenty
five thousand steps a day, which is about eighteen miles.
And you're gonna need to prep your feet for this.
You're you're literally getting ready to walk four marathons in
a row. Wow, good point. So what does he need
(27:28):
to do? First of all, you need to get on
a treadmill, put the incline on about three, and walk
at least five miles a day at an incline to
get your feet used to work in the other things
you might want to do is it's I think they're
called moleskins. It's the it's things that women wear on
their feet when they're doing high heels keep get from blisters.
(27:49):
I had to wear those when I was working to
keep my tents to keep my skin from caring. So um,
it's you know, your lower legs need to get used
to it. Your feet, you get used to it. You know.
I'm sure your feet are nights and soft from sitting
in an office chair all day, you know. And I'm
(28:10):
not trying to make fun of you. I'm just saying
that you're not acclimated to this, and that hundred mile
walk is gonna eat your lunch if you don't prep
for this. So question, can I can I prep in
a month? Is that enough time to prep for this? Yeah?
And it should take about two weeks if you walk
at least five miles a day, every single day at
an incline. It'll get your feet acclimated to walk in
long disc longer distances. Closer you get, the closer you
(28:34):
get to it, the longer you need to walk, and
your speed needs to be at about three point three
miles an hour on the treadmill. Tony, what happened here
is Eddie always have a smile on his face. You
start telling the story, that smile went, it dropped. It
was it was concerned. I was listening, all right, Tony,
appreciate that. Thank you for calling and sharing your wisdom. Hey,
not a problem, guys, y'all have a great day. All right,
(28:54):
you too? I mean that's for real. Yeah, now he's
being real and I like that. Well, will you do it?
What the training? Five miles the day walking? Yes? About?
I mean, look, I've already done it, guys. I've already
walked five miles this weekend. And then you know, the
other day, Bones and I we played golf. I walked
the golf course like I'm training right now. I'm in
training mode. Do you have a treadmill? I know, but
(29:16):
I'm I'm a member at the y Okay, so I'm
gonna go there every day. Hey you are, You're Amy's
pile of stories. So, Bobby, I know you've always been
weirded out by the fact that we've blown out candles
on a cake and everyone's bit just goes everywhere and
then we all eat it like it's normal. I've hated
it for years. I'm not a pandemic guy who comes
(29:36):
along and hates it then, Like I've always thought that
was weird. And somebody goes all over a cake, rains
down every germ they possibly have in their mouth, and
then we just eat up. Yeah. I never bothered me
at all until of course I'm probably more in line
with the pandemic. But a dad has invented a way
to handle this. He invented Blowzy and it's pretty much
(29:59):
the this little thing that you blow into and as
a fan at the end of it, so you're still
getting to blow, but you just aim the fan down
towards the candles, but you go into the little tube thing,
so there you go. Spit doesn't get all over the cake,
but you still get to blow out the candles. You
basically blow the fan, okay, yeah, and the air comes
out the bottom of it so it doesn't go frontwords
towards the case. Is it affordable though it's a nine?
(30:22):
I'm glad you have steady. You can go to the
blowz dot com for nine dollars and nine point It
is not affordable for what you need it for one
use only? Really yeah no no, But then you have
to use it three times a year? Why? Yeah? Fine,
like three times a year. No way, that's spend my
money on this. Okay, well, I guess sorry. I thought
(30:43):
it was more affordable and that Well, McDonald's is doing
something good too, or clever to try to get employees.
They have a worker shortage right now and they're offering
three new iPhones to anybody that gets a job. So
McDonald's is hiring and you might get an iPhone in
case looking for a job after six months employment and
meat employment criteria. That's cool because I started thinking, I'll
(31:06):
just go give me a little job. They get me
a new iPhone walking out of it. But no, you
have to be there for six months. Yeah. Well, in Florida,
I saw that a McDonald's recently gave out fifty dollars
simply for coming into interview. So I mean, that's a
way to get fifty bucks. That's a lunchbox to do
that bit where he puts on different costume like disguise.
He didn't have been trying for sixty jobs. Hello, my friends,
(31:27):
I am from the country of all right. What else?
So when you perform live somewhere, which is I guess
spent a minute? What's typically on your rider? Lots of
lemons and limes? What elsto I put on their ready bars? Yeah,
protein bars, really healthy red sox. He had long red sox.
I guess that's the only weird thing. But sometimes I
get to shows I don't have socks. I can get socks.
(31:49):
Nothing crazy. Why well, Kelsey Ballerini recently posted a video
and she had everything laid out of she was backstage.
What was on her rider? She had yogurt covered pretzels,
chips and sauce, chickpee puffs, bananas, chewing gum, and a
bottle of wine. She said she typically likes to hit
these four things spicy, healthy, chewy, and wine. And she's
gonna be hosting or co hosting the CMT Music Awards.
(32:11):
Along came Brown on June night. So just reminder about that. Yeah,
mostly I try to keep it health because I know
if I don't keep it healthy, then I want you
do I do get Eddie as like a six pack
of some sort of craft beer, local craft beer. Yeah,
and he doesn't really drink that much anymore. I really don't.
So that's the way I used to just sits there.
So you, Eddie piggybacks off of your rider, so you
(32:33):
add that onto yours, like Eddie doesn't get his own
I do. I do the whole contract. Okay, yeah, so
it's all one it's all one thing. So yeah, I
put what Eddie wants on there too. Cool, all right?
Amy trying to break apart, and by this she's like, yeah,
why don't I get my own? Right? How come ed
he doesn't get his own? Good pointing? You want to
ask that? That's one contract? Just kidding, all right, I'm Amy,
that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's
(32:55):
time for the good news with Amy. So this girl
Ali Hall was gearing up for her big day, her wedding,
and her grandfather has been in and out of the
hospital for years now, and he happened to find himself
back in the hospital around her wedding, and she was like, man,
this is just something he always wanted to be a
(33:16):
part of and he wanted to see me get married.
So about a week before her wedding, she had her
friend do her hair, her makeup, she put on her
wedding gown just as she was going to look on
her big day, and she went to the hospital and
shared that moment with her grandfather. Yeah but that was emotional. Yeah,
So I'm glad they had that time. And shout out
to Ali for thinking that and her friend for helping
(33:37):
her get all ready. So it wasn't like, hey, I'm
just gonna show you my dress like she really come
in all out of the experience a bit. Yeah, dang,
it makes me a little emotional. I wish I could
put on a dress becausee my grandpa, I don't have
a dress, and then they not alone. You don't have
a dress or grandfather. Oh boy, I know. But I'm
just gonna like focus on the dress. Yeah. Yeah, all right,
that's a great story. That's what it's all about. That
(33:59):
was tell me something good. Moments away from the morning
Corny but Ray Mundo says he's got some gossip on
some country stars. Yes, what do you have here? One? Two?
What do you have? You got? Two? Of them and
what do we call this blind items? But it also
it's a segment title. Here you go, Raymundo's Country music Secrets. Okay,
(34:22):
Country music Secrets, give me number one. Yeah. So there's
this artist, it's an A list or a country artist
that lives in Nashville, and it's widely known that they
don't ever let cell phones around them, to the point
that anybody that's gone over to their house, it doesn't
matter if it's management, friends, family, every person has to
drop their cell phone in a basket before they even
(34:43):
get to really enter the house, regardless of the hour.
If the party's winding down, still there's somebody there. A
security guard takes the phones basket immediately when you're in
the front door. Do you know who it is? I
have no idea. But how does Ray know this? That's
a good question. How do you know this country music secret? Yeah?
I'm pretty well connected, but also I don't think you are.
But okay, I know a tour manager. She's managed for
(35:05):
a lot of different artists, so she's in the know.
There's a country artist, a lister, Yeah, but a lister.
There's only a few A listers. Number one songs. Yeah,
but obviously you're a list. I assume you have number ones,
but there's like maybe ten A listers right now. Then
it's one of them ten. Do you believe it? Okay?
(35:26):
I don't think it's a bad idea, especially if you're
doing stuff. I don't know. It sounds like it'd be
a single dude though, like that's the kind of guy
that would. I don't know. Will you tell me off
the air? Oh? Absolutely, I can tell you all these
off the air, okay. And then I have another little
thing here. We'll play this a Ray Moondos country music secret.
Go ahead. So this one's just been blown up on Reddit.
(35:48):
Apparently there's an A list country artist. The couple they're
getting a divorce in the next couple of months, and
some things that kind of help you figure out who
it is. Well, don't say too no, I won't okay.
They have number one songs day day together. Well, he
it's a male, Okay, he has number one songs and
(36:09):
they've recently been married in the last three years. And
I've narrowed it down to about five and it's definitely
one of them five. But they said they expected this
summer major divorce. It's known again in the industry that
the couple fights all the time, cats and dogs. They
don't get along. They'll be taking cell phone calls, yelling
at each other. So it's taken a while, but finally
(36:31):
they're going to get a divorced. But this summer. Okay,
there it is country music Secrets. So a couple that's
been married within the last three years, and you have
five ay listens listens that have been married, I mean, yeah, yes,
I mean I can name them right now. All thank
you for your secrets. Done was Ray Moondo's Country Music.
(36:56):
I don't even know where to start, because what's gonna
happen is I'm gonna think of somebody and go, oh,
this is to be it, and he's gonna tell me.
I'm gonna go that's not an a lister. I'll check
with you off the air. All right, All right, let's
go over to Amy and get in the morning Corny.
The morning Corny. What do you call a polar bear
in the jungle? What do you call a polar bear
(37:16):
in the jungle? Lost, I just call him most polar bear.
That was the morning Corny. I'm extremely anxious because on
Monday night, which is Memorial Day, which we won't be
live on the air Monday, so I can't really promote
the show. So this is it for me. Monday night,
(37:37):
ten to nine Central, my new show on nat Geo premiers.
It's called Breaking Bobby Bones. Please watch it, please, dr please.
I just am so nervous about it. Adamazon, who I
sent the show early. I sent to him on Instagram
like a week ago, and I was like, here you go, man,
watch it. Tell me what you think, Adam. Do I
have a reason to be nervous about the show? Uh? No, Man,
(37:57):
you don't. You don't. Man, it was It was so
good episode. Because we're doing two episodes on Mondy Night.
The first episode is me hanging over the Grand Canyon.
What are your thoughts on that episode? What were you
feeling as you're watching it? So honestly, man, I was
shaken two because I'm a big guy. I'm about six
five and I'm I'm afraid of heights as well, so
I definitely felt for you. I was nervous for you too,
(38:18):
And even towards the end, man, it got a big
guy like me, truged the heartstrings a little bit. There
was a couple of tiers, so man, it was a
great show. You're six five, Like, what is life like
for a guy six foot five? I bet that's the
greatest life. Man, it's good, but you know, the grass
is always greater. But six five, like every everyone wants
(38:39):
a big dude, everybody wants a six Like you see
all these memes about it, girls like, uh, you know,
so he's has all these red flags, all these issues,
but he's he six one? Is he six two? Like sick?
Are you an athlete? It all at him? Yeah, yeah,
I actually throw the shop fut for the University of Memphis.
Of course he's an athlete. My dream here to be
six five and throw a shot put in Memphis. Dang.
(38:59):
The second an episode this airing on Monday, is me
at running big tear up machines. It's and it's a
bit different than the first episode. What'd you think about
that one, Adam? Yeah, man, so a bit different. Um,
it wasn't like a fear factor kind of thing, but
it was super cool with big, big machinery. Um and uh,
I don't know, I got kind of like a like
(39:20):
an undercover boss vibe a little bit and uh man
towards the end again falling on the heartstrings. I think
that's what That's what made it like such a good
show for me. Do you cry in movies and stuff
at him? Because? I mean I liked it his heartstrings?
I hope he tells us friends are like, how does
how's that call? Going? Five ones? Well? I tugged him,
he tugged him, heart strings? Are you? Are you a
most guy? Sometimes? Sometimes I feel like movies with dogs
(39:41):
get me. Well, movies and dogs get me too. You
ever seen my dog Skip? I have? I have seen Skip.
I'm being told you're currently in Jacksonville for a track meet. Yeah. Yeah,
we've got the first round of NCUBA Nationals here. Come on,
I've never been so invested in the Memphis Sean put
team Tigers. Yeah? How wait? How are you feeling about this?
You feel like you have a pretty good shot to
do some damage here. Well, yesterday was the shot put competition.
(40:05):
It didn't go super well. I've got a discus competition tomorrow,
so I'm super pumped about that. Do you feel better
about the discus throw than you do the shot put? Yeah? Yeah,
I'm ranked a little bit higher than that. So do
you ever carry discuses with you? Like when you fly?
And do they always go, so, what is this weighted
thing in your bag? Yeah? I actually yesterday we had
a we were flying American Airlines on Monday from Memphis
(40:28):
to Jacksonville. One of the bags like seventy two pounds
and they're like, why so heavy? And then we pulled
it out and you know, when they see like sixteen
pound metal balls, They're like, what in the order of these? Yeah,
I would think that a weird thing. If they doesn't understand, well, listen,
good luck. I mean we were talking about the show,
but I'm wishing you all the best of the luck. Now, Adam,
I hope you appreciate it. Are the crap out of
(40:50):
that disk? And if you do pretty well, let us know.
If you don't, you have calls back, and you have
you don't have to call us back and be like,
what wasn't my day? But man, we'd love to talk
to you. If you do pretty well, absolutely, man, well
I appreciate you. Guys, there is Adam who watched the show.
And Adam, do you recommend that the listeners of this
show watch my TV show? You can say no, no, absolutely,
I do, I do. It was a good show recommended
Ten out of ten would watch again. Ten out of
(41:11):
ten would watch again, probably with a friend, even getting ben.
I don't know, m yeah, all right, I don't appreciate you,
but have a good I have a good track. Meet
the Friday Morning conversation with Dylan Scott Dylan, how are you, budd,
I'm good? How are you? I mean, I mean he's
got a deep voice, Jacky is he always is deep.
(41:37):
But no, his songs are deep too. I mean you
you are testosterone filled. Huh. I don't know, man, I mean,
I don't look, it's just part of it, part of
it back in the day, because a lot of folks
have jobs as they're trying to make it in country music.
And I'm sure you did too, right, you moved town,
had jobs, yeah, I mean, well not an actually entail. No. Um,
(41:59):
I had job before I moved to town. When I
went to town, I lucked up. And I had a
record deal before I moved to town. How did you
manage that? My dad, dude, My dad was in the
business back in the day. He lived here. He wanted
to be an artist, ended up playing with guys like
Freddie Fender on the road and me like wasted days
and wasted yeah. Yeah, so uh. He did all that.
So my dad growing up, he would bring me back
(42:20):
and forth to Nashville, and I met certain people and honestly, dude,
I just I lucked up. I met the right people
and yeah, signed with kurb. What were you doing before
you got it? And my point was, I mean you
had to be doing something like teaching how people how
to do push up like something, because you're just a monster. No,
I'm not a monster. Man, I'm only like five ten,
but uh no, I mean I worked little odds and
(42:41):
in job summer jobs. I've done construction. I did work
at a gym. I was not a personal trainer, but
I worked at the gym. But when I moved to town,
I was just writing music and luckily had a pub
deal that helped me pay pay my bills. Amy used
to work at the gym I did. I worked a
front desk at Goal. That's what I did, a front day,
made smoothie and stuff. Where'd you grow up, Basstrip, Louisiana?
(43:05):
I've never heard of it. What's it? Hear Monroe? Okay,
then I know where it is. Yeah. Yeah, being from
Arkansas Week that's we'd go all up and down Louisiana.
Playing baseball mostly, that's right. Were you a sports guy?
Did you play sports at all? I played basketball, uh
till my junior year of high schools. I realized I
was not going to get any taller, so I thought
I better just hang it up and stick to music.
So his name is Dylan Scott. I'm for sure you've
(43:28):
heard his massive songs on the radio. I feel like
now as the time where people are going to start
recognizing who you are, like by seeing you. Right. That's
a hard thing as a dude in country music because
there's just there are a lot of a lot of
folks out there putting out music, and so you got
you have to have kind of two or three big
songs for people to go, oh, that's that guy. Otherwise
you're like, all right, I didn't know that song from somewhere,
(43:50):
But I think this new song you have, I think
this is the one for you. I hope. So you know,
this is uh is everybody's dream. It was a town
of Ryan to play music. But we're just I've been
bled that the past few years to have a couple
of hits at the radio, you know. And so I'm
on my third hit right now, which means a lot.
So you know, whether they recognize me or not, that
started now that's happening to though. That is what it's about.
(44:12):
I just want a long career of just like playing music,
you know, not having to go back to the front. Nobody, nobody.
But that's the best song. I mean, that is your
best song. I appreciate it. How'd you pick that one?
So a lot of my writing, when I write a song,
I'm not like, oh, this is a great song. Like
I'm pretty hard on my writing, and so I have
to live with something two or three weeks and go,
you know what, I can hear it. But with nobody,
(44:34):
it was not like that. We rode on the back
of the bus in New York state. I knew from
the moh he wrote it it was gonna be possibly
one of my biggest songs, just because I wanted to
write a simple love song. I mean, how simple does
it get? For nobody? Nobody? Nobody? Right? But the melody
was so infectious I knew, like, man, surely this is
this is it? Right? It is it? Because mostly I
(44:55):
hear songs, I'm like, all right, whatever, another one end,
just so I can start talking on the radio. But
this I was telling on the show. I was like, man,
when I heard that one, nobody nobody know. But as
a as a good one, man, it doesn't help. It's like,
you know, two minutes and thirty seconds either it does
help because I try to hear a four minute song.
Give me two and a half minutes and let's go.
Most like because I want to talk again on the radio,
(45:15):
I was watching your Instagram story, if I remember correctly,
your kids were in the car and you were listening
to the radio and nobody was on. You guys were
all singing it. What do your kids think about you being,
you know, a guy they can hear on the radio.
My daughter, she's a year and a half, she doesn't
quite understand it yet. But my son, he's so musically
in clown. He loves it. He u he thinks it's
the coolest thing when I come on around. I don't
(45:36):
think he understands. He had like, oh, it's the radio
and Dad's coming home. But he just he belts it out. Man.
He's he's he's a little musician in the making. Do
you want him because your dad was a musician, right,
would you like him to pursue music if he wanted
to I'm my parents never pushed me to do music. Obviously,
my parents they were like, hey, you do what you
want to do, and since I want to do music,
(45:58):
they backed me one hundred percent. That's kind of the
way I am. You know, if Beckett and that's my
son's saying, if he wants to do music, I'm behind
him one hundred percent. But it's really anything he wants
to do, I'm behind him a hundred percent. I want
you to play a little bit for us. You got
your guitar. What if you brought a guitar and I
didn't make him play? Sat there with it for two segments.
Let's do a little bit of my Girl, A little
bit of my Girl. Yeah, was this your first number one?
(46:19):
My girl? Yes? It was my first number one? Kind
of got everything rolling for us. Here is Dylan Scott
and this is a little verse and chorus of My Girl.
(46:50):
She looks so pretty, little makeup on? You should he
talking to him mom on the phone? I love it
when she raps to it em and them song. That's
my girl, man Arise really driving me crazy. You used
(47:16):
to see a smile when she holds a baby. Well,
I can honestly see that she seed me my girl. Yeah,
that's my girl in the passenger seat when it's down,
dancing around. Because in a scene, that's my girl sipping crown,
(47:39):
a sprite down a ball cap. Turn back. Who she
got me? Like cattle, baby, girl, you're gonna turn it again.
Making all the guys who can use them but a bit.
They don't see what I see when I see my girl,
my girl, Yeah, my girl, come on. Dylan Scott, Yeah, hey,
(48:08):
that's great man. I bet it's cool too when you're
playing live shows and you finally get a hit and
you can play something that people can sing back too.
That's not a cover. Yeah. Absolutely. Somebody asked me the
other day's like, what's it feel like to be on
stage somebody hearing your song. You're like, man, I've never
done drugs and I don't drink a lot, so I mean,
I would imagine it's something along the lines of doing that.
But it's a great feeling, dude. So that was number one,
(48:29):
and then you put out Hooked and that song has
massive success to that's the number one, right, it went
to number two. I'm gonna make this joke right now.
My managers in the other room give me the finger,
so not the finger fingers. So can I say this?
Can I say Carry? I'm gonna say it. It went
to number two. I got beat out by Luke Bryan
(48:52):
on a two week number one, who's carry also manages,
so his career is never gonna go Yeah. By the way,
right now we're for another number one with nobody, and
I have another Luke. I have to get around, which
is Luke's cool. So I'm getting luked right now. Man,
it only went to number two. I thought it was
a number one. It felt that's number one, and that's
that's what matters right there, I'll tell everybody's number one.
You could have lied to me and I've been like, yep,
(49:13):
I told you guys. All right, plays a little bit
of hook. Yes, here's Dylan Scott live in studio. It
was a Friday night, no cover, but the cover band
was sounding right. And there you were just flirty, dancing
by the neon sign to fishing in the dark. You
were reading in my heart. Now look at where we are.
(49:36):
I'm to kissing you, getting get in you turned on,
buzzing and loving on you on night like I hit
song on the radio. You already know the way it
goes haul into with a looking. I was hook to
the way that you're taking taking my shirt off and
(49:57):
running my fingers the three along blind they're falling in
your eye like the first time I told my Paul
in two with the look and I was nice, shot,
look at you. You know. I was talking to Amy
and I was like, I don't the only guy's not
never been on the show before? Yeah, And she was like, no,
I think he's been in because we played him a lot.
(50:19):
And I was like, I don't think he has. You're
the final judge here. Have you been on the show?
I've never been here, I told you, and I've been
waiting three years. Scoopa. Steve just sent me a text
because I was perplexed by it, and he said, Hey,
you probably see him every day driving to work because
there's a banner on music row. Yeah, and so maybe
(50:40):
that's what it is. I'm like, no, he's been in,
but maybe it's because I drive by you every day.
You're going out with Luke on tour. We're going to
Luke Brown on tour. Yeah, proud to be right here. Tour.
It's gonna be After the past year, all of us
artists have just you know us in general of no touring,
coming back to the biggest tour of my life. It's
it's pretty amazing. Yeah, that's pretty that's pretty good. He's
(51:00):
a fair watch out he sometimes he gets a little
he gets a little handsy. You know what I'm saying.
Watch out for that guy, Dylan Scott. You guys can
follow him on Instagram Dylan Scott Country. I'll say it again,
your new song, nobody no about it. That's that's it. Man,
appreciate If that's not number one. I quit. That's right right,
I'm saying that right now. I quit this job. It's
gonna be a tough week. Uh, Dylan. Congratulations. There he
(51:23):
is Dylan Scott. First time I ever on the show
and he nailed it. It's time for the good news.
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(51:47):
in the middle of a pandemic. It was his first
big adventure outdoor since being diagnosed to twenty seventeen. Think
about that. Four years, wow, long time. Because of that,
he wasn't able to go outside, and so in order
to protect his immune system, he had to stay inside forever,
like the four years there. But he would always watch
the delivery drivers. Think about that. That's what you see
UPS always showing up in the big, fun brown truck.
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And he was like, dang, I really want to do that.
So after weeks and weeks of planning by all those groups,
he got his very own uniform for a six year old,
a small uniform and a mini UPS truck and he
got to drive it around and I say, many, it's
like four feet tall. Oh, and you get in it
like they made him a truck and it drives. It
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was awesome. And so the police chief came out and
gave him a driver's test in that he passed. He
hit the road, and then he drove his customized truck
alongside UPS Dave in the big truck and took him
to deliver package of the neighborhood. How awesome is that?
Just what can the brown do for you? Crazy? That
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is a just an amazing story. That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. How was the dentist?
It was amazing because I got laughing gas for the
first time. Yeah, I get it every time. Oh well,
he I don't know. He was having to do some
stuff where you need a numb it up and he thought,
He's like, hey, also last time, my jaw was open
for a little bit and it was really I wasn't relaxed,
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so it hurts. So it's like, how about I give
you a little whatever up your nose and then it'll
be it'll help you relax. And I was like okay,
and I I went in there honestly like a little
bit stressed out in the moment from other stuff. And man,
I'll tell you what, girl, that is the best I
have felt. Yeah, in nine months. Not gonna lie. I
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have to go back today for something totally different. I
don't think he's gonna do that. I mean's going to
get her hair done. Hey, Kenny gets some laughing gas.
I don't think he's gonna end up needing to do that,
but I might be, like, you know, my jaws a
little tight. I have such a fear of needles that
when I go now my dentist knows you gotta gas
them every time. Yeah, and it just relaxes me. I've
never been drunk, obviously, and I don't smoke anything, so
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I don't know that feeling. But man, when you get
lit up on laughing gas lit up, how long does
it last? They they have to hit me pretty hard.
Oh see, I don't know that I got hit hard
because mine wore off. I was able to drive. Usually
have to hang around for half hour or so after.
I have no tolerance for the stuff, So it's like
and then he's like, then it's like, we can't let
you leave right now, so I have to go sit
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in the lobby and just be like you're hitting on
everyone in there. You ever seen a tooth like this?
But it's pretty crazy? Huh, Yeah, No, it is crazy.
I was gett embarrassed. I start telling dump stuff. I
start laughing, and I want to act like I'm not
being affected by it, and then I start talking and
I'm like, oh, but they have a weird way of
knowing what you're saying, even though they have your mouth
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all messed up. Yeah, because they're probably used to having
to figure it out all this time. So what do
you do after the dentist? Well, then I had a
choir concert for my daughter, but half my mouth was numb,
and I was decided to drink water for whatever reason,
and they were in the middle of a song and
the water, I don't know. I was trying to be
extra cautious because I couldn't feel the bottle on my mouth,
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and then it went I don't know, somehow I started
choking and I was coughing so loud, like I thought
I was gonna have to get up and leave the room.
I thought this might be it. This is how I'm
gonna go out. I'm gonna die at the car concert
choking on water because then you're trying to like really
be quiet about you're choking because you're they're in the
middle of her performance and everyone else is being quiet.
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So all those things just made it so much worse.
But I survived. I'm here. Now. Did they look at
you like, hey, lady, what's going on here? People are? Yeah,
for sure they were. Was so let me get to start.
Your mouth was so numb, you're pouring the water in
so you couldn't really gage where the water was, and
you start choking in the middle of your daughter singing. Yes, yeah,
all of that happened, and then I was that person
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in the middle of the performance, like it was at
a church. Quiet everyone's sitting there watching them sing. And
then so anyway, that was my dentist moment. What's happening
with your mouth? I just had some issues where I
have to get some stuff replaced and done, and it
just it's very, very very uncomfortable my bite. I've been
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grinding and my teeth crack like it's just hasn't been
a good situation, probably because it wasn't always wearing my
mouth guard super hot. Oh no, I get a mouthguard
like three times. I work for like a couple of
weeks and I lose it and then I don't go
back for another one. All my back teeth I grind
the cracks as well. They have tiny cracks in them. Yeah,
apparently I sleep and I go just grind ye you know. No,
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my he like my jaw area, like my I went
to a different my dermatologist type person and she was like,
your your jaws are looking really big and work in
a mouth. Yes, and they are like a muscle. When
you grind them and you work out, they can get
bigger and smaller. So she's like, you need to relax
that a little bit and they'll go back down, but
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she noticed some more definition of my jaw line for
my grinding. Wonder if you went to the gym, if
some of those you know workout guys come up to
be like, Hey, nice jaws. You want any supplements for
that jaw line? Yeah? No, for me, it's not the
part I want to grow, So I'm trying to calm
it down. It's time for the easiest trivia game of
all the trivia games. It's called easy Trivia or the
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show is competing for the magical Tiara. Oh yeah, Lunchbox
and Morgan two have three points. Eddie and Amy have
two points as they played a five. Now you'll answer
the first question. Nobody's out the first round. Tell something
we don't know about you? All right, Up, first is Amy, Amy,
how are you today? Hi? I'm doing good. I uh well.
Recently bought a tabletop puzzle board for my kitchen counter,
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and I highly recommend it to anybody. It came with
sorting drawers as well, which made it easy. But here's
the thing. When you're doing puzzles at your kitchen table,
you also need to eat there. But this allows you
to pick it up and move it to any room
in the house, the table, the tabletop, the tabletop puzzle
sort or thingy? There you go? All right, Amy, your
question is usually we leave it the question. But Amy
just fired right in the song Peaches, does justin Bieber
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get his peaches from? Oh? He gets his peaches down
in Georgia? That's correct? All right? Oh, by the way,
there's Amy, everybody, all right, going over to lunchbox. Lunchbox?
What color is the Starbucks logo? Green? That is correct? Nice?
Tell us I know something about yourself. Look, some of
you guys don't know about me. When I see a
house being built, I like to stop the car, get out,
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and I walk around the floor plan to see. Oh
maybe if I ever want to build a house, I
get ideas, you know, because it's not boarded up, so
you might as well walk in someone else's house. Might
as well. All right, there is lunchbox, everybody. Eddie. How
many dwarves are there in the movie Snow White? Seven dwarves? Yeah,
Eddie tells something about youself. This goes perfect right now
because my voice. I'm dealing with allergies, guys. As a kid,
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I had to get allergy injections every week for till
I had to get shot from seven years old all
the way to thirteen in the back of my arms. Crazy. Wow,
did you hate going to the doctor. Well, after a while,
it's just part of my life, No problem. Dang, there
is Eddie. All right, Morgan, No one misses right hopefully?
Well even if you do, you stay in what's the
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aloha state? Hawaii? Hawaii? E is correct? Guess? Nice job,
or as they would say on MoMA's family, Hawaiia. Yes, Morgan,
tell us something about you. Two fun facts. I hate
roller coasters, the stomach, the feeling in your stomach when
you drop. Hate it. We'll never go on them. Second,
I have two middle names. My name is Morgan Lane Nicole.
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Morgan Lane Nicole both middle When what's Lane and Nicole? After? Um,
My mom and dad couldn't decide on my name, so
they each got one name, and then they chose on
the name that would be my first name. So they
settled on your first name. Yeah, but they picked a
different middle name. Yeah. My mom's was Lane, my dad's
was Nicole. All right, there you go. There, she's Morgan
Lane Nicole. Everybody all right, now, if you miss it,
you're out of here. The one sound you don't want
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to hear. Is this you've been booed? Nobody wants me
to bone? I'm not good? What? Amy? Are you ready? Ready?
Heines is most famous for what condiment? Ketchup? Correct? Easy trivia.
Let's stay in the food categ glory lunchbox? What insect
would you find on a honeynut cheerios box? It's a bee?
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That is correct? Next job, Eddie. What kind of factory
do Willy Wonka have a chocolate one? That is correct? Morgan?
The United States is part of what continent? North America?
That is correct? Look at all you guys going to
round number three? Good job, Amy? Who is the host
of Will of Fortune? Pat say Jack? Correct? Lunchbox? Which
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Italian city is famous for its leaning tower? Oh? I
know this one. That's the only Italian city I know? Pisa? Correct,
the only Italian city? Can you name another one? Rome? Oh?
I thought that was France. Would't have got that, Eddie?
How many legs does the spider have? Who is this
common knowledge? Yes? Listen, we find the easiest trivia question.
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Sometimes if they don't fall in your lane, you guys
get all mad at me, But I think this is
pretty easy. Spider I'm drawing a picture of a spider. Okay,
let's go with six legs. Oh six legs is wrong,
it's eight. Um about it? And Aunt has six? I
didn't know that either. Why would you say Aunt has four?
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I have no idea. I'm the Aunt house. Do you
know what a spiderhead? Yeah? I didn't know that one.
Maybe because I took entomology. I don't know. Give it me. Wow,
that's kind of good for us though he's out. He
was ahead. No, No, let's tie with you. Yes, gives
a lunchbox. And Morgan, Oh, you gotta come through Morgan.
What planet is nearest to the sun? Come on, man?
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What planet is nearest to the sun? Easy tribute? Well
your guys song, isn't it like my energetic That's the
only part I got? Um yeah, no, I just really
suck at the Solar system. Um. Well, there's like Mars
and Earth me is it No? Because of weird closes
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than we would die. So Mars Moon, it's the moon.
Moon is the first planet. It's the way it is
a moon. No, the Moon's on a planet Mars. Noon.
Do you want Mars moon? Oh? No, this is the
moon considered? Oh, the moon is the planet. It's the planet,
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the moon. No Mars, Mars, Mars. I'm going Mars. She's
going Mars. Well, the song is my very energetic mother,
just serve best nine pizzas. So it's a n m
an m Mars. But that's the mother. My is Mercury.
Mercury is the first planet. I'm sorry, Morgan, Mercury. I
just watched someone and I was sitting here thinking, please
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stick with these two, please stick with these, because I
thought if she thought long enough, she'd think of Mercury.
She was breaking her back over a wrong answer. I
want what she did for a second. The moon. No, no, no,
no no, I really ate the whole Solar system. So
we're down to two players. Here it's Amy and lunchbox.
But before we go to the next round, Morgan, here
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it is Amy. You have to win a lunchbox is
only one away? Come on, Amy, Which Tasmanian Marsupial is
known for its temper? I don't what. I don't even
know where you're talking about. Which Tasmanian Marsupial is known
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for its temper? Tasmanian devil? Correct, Hey, I don't know
what lunch box A pharaoh is the title given to
the rulers of what ancient country? It's grease, let's go.
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I just won Amy's face when he said Greece was
like what country? Greek? Pharaos bones? You know that? Oh
you've been bo It is Egypt King tut. I don't
know who that is? Wh Wow? Why Eddie? Last? He
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he missed six lets the Egypt I don't know. I
don't know where Egypt is. I don't know what a
pharaoh is south of Kansas, man, I thought that was
Greek mythology. Well it is not. Never pharaoh pharaoh? Oh, Amy,
you are the winner of easy trivia is I'll roll
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with you five more real quick? If you got him all? Okay?
What color is Yoda? And Star Wars? When I got
this one about brown? No, you had missed that one.
What is here? No? Green? Green? Green? Yeah? Oh that's
a cute little green dude. Why sorry? I was picturing Chewbacca.
We don't all after you like you did them. So
you know what states called the Golden State a California? Correct?
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In nineteen ninety seven, James Cameron won an oscar for
which blockbust or movie Titanic? Correct? How many colors are
there in a rainbow? Seven? Correct? What's the Earth's largest continent, Asia? Correct? Good? One?
Havana is the capital of what country? Vanna? Vannah, Cubeba correct?
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And finally, what's the capital city of Spain? Madrid? Nice? Wow? Okay,
so you get Madrid, but you miss Yoda's color well,
because I don't watched Star Wars and yeah, I guess
now that i'm picturing him he's green. But I literally
was picturing the hairy thing, so that's why. Yeah, I
don't want Star Wars either, but she is our winner
Amy everybody, Nice job, easy trivia championshead. This story comes
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us from Man of Toba, Canada. A man was in
in line at the coffee shop when a guy tapped
him on his shoulder. Hey, you want to buy me
a cup of coffee? Guy said no, So the guy
punched him in the face. What do we learn from this?
Buy him a cup of calls? Is that what we learned?
Might get punch? I don't want to get punched. Or
if somebody random taps you, get out of town like dodge. Yeah,
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that's stink. So what happened to him? Oh? Police were calling?
He was arrested for assault and just to get punched
in the face randomly. That sounds awful. Yeah, I've never
been punched, have you in the face? Yeah? No, I've
been hit hard in the face accidentally, like taking an
elbow to the face playing ball, or but never had.
I don't want to say this because someone's gonna do
with it. I'm gonna be out somewhere and they're gonna
I get punched every Tuesday. Amy, thank you for asking
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and actually enjoy it. You have frogged me in the arm.
What's that called I have on air? Like, Oh, don't
act like that wasn't what we did about fifteen years ago.
I don't remember fifteen years Oh yeah, we were very immasilogized.
For Boby would be like, coming up next break, we're
gonna hit each other in the arm. That's a good
radio guys, got us here, Eddie. It was Eddie actually
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because it was It hurt really bad, and we would
scream and put it on the dumbest bits where I
would take a ball like a not a harder version
of whippleball and a plastic bat and I'd be in
a radio studio with all this breakable stuff and I'd go,
all right, after the break, I'm just gonna hit this
ball as hard as I can. In the studios they
have anything breaks and I tossed it up and whack
and nail it, and sometimes up a breaks it comes
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of wood and we'd be like, all right, here's a
song from Justin Bieber. But that's also a bone hit story.
All right, I'm lunchboxed after your bonehead story of the day.
What's going on with you this weekend? I'm headed to
Texas right for this. I'm flying to San Antonio, and
then we'll go to Dilly tomorrow and have my dad's funeral,
and then I'm gonna go to Austin two for a
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little bit and then I'll come back. Now, this is
not how a traditional funeral work, because we would have
went to your dad's funeral if after he died he
at a funeral, right, this is like some sort of
gathering week after. I mean we it's he died on
April first, so yeah, it's definitely been a long time,
but I think it was like we just had a
lot to figure out and coordinate. He was here in Nashville,
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and then yeah, the cremation process and then family scattered about,
and so we knew we knew he wanted to do
it in Dilly, Texas, so we just had to all
pick a weekend where everyone could get there. So his
obituary went up this week and the Austin American Statesman,
which made it like really official, I think for us,
and then you know, it'll be our final goodbyes. We're
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going to a Mexican restaurant and Dilly afterwards to have
Margarita's and Mexican food. Just what That's what he would
have wanted. And then but it is a small intimate thing.
I was gonna ask, are you upset of me for
not going? I didn't even really know about it. I know,
I don't think I wanted to. It's also happened in
still such a weird time. I feel like now we're
in travel modus a little bit, but still in April
it was still felt covidi ish and you know, I
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don't I don't know how people are doing that sort
of thing. And now things feel much more open, even
just you know, almost two months later, so it's very different.
So I think when we were planning it, and I
didn't want to put that pressure on anybody to have
to travel to Dilley shout out Dilly, even though that's awesome.
We have a lot of listeners in South Texas. Like
I realized that I am. He's making up to day.
I don't no, what do you fly into their San Antonio?
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I fly in San Antonio and then drive. But you
can drive from Austin too, But no, not at all.
I know y'all would want to go, but I didn't
want to put that pressure, so I didn't really. And
we change the weekend a few times. So that's why
I don't don't feel anything. You'll be there in spirit
right if you want me to be there in spiriture,
or I'll be anywhere. Heck, right now, I'm in Chicago
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in spirit. Just changed. I'm in Paris in spirit now quick.
It's pretty easy to do. Kayla has her first wedding
shower this weekend, so we're leaving today. I'm going to
do I'm like coaching entertainment tonight today or something. Oh
that's cool, I should know more, Uh like co hosts computer? Like, No,
(01:09:58):
I go to some set. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm
not sure I can tell. Yeah, that's cool. I'm not sure.
I did Kelly Clarkston's show yesterday. Yeah, that's crazy. What's
that good? It's virtual. I didn't go to LA but
I don't know. I don't I don't know, but I'm
doing that. I don't know what it airs. I don't
know anything about it. Um. And then we go to
Oklahoma right after that, and Kaitlin has a wedding shower
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tomorrow and I'm gonna go play golf with her dad
and my future brother in law. Yeah that's cool. And
then come back. It'll be good. So will you be
there in spirit? I will yes, Thank you you guys,
have a great weekend. We'll see him Monday. I'll see
you at Tuesday. Monday, we're playing a show, best up show.
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Because we're on Memorial Day, we're taking the day off,
but you can watch Breaking Bobby Bones Monday night. All right,
goodbye friends, get