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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right the Bobby Bones post show, pre show, and
a friend tell me about this show on Netflix called
The Queen's Gambit is what it's called. It's awesome. You
watch it too? Yeah, we started this weekend. Watched two episodes.
It's very very interesting. What is it. It's all about
this girl in her dream of being the best chess
player in the world, and like it's her story how
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it starts out. She's an orphan and she starts learning
in the basement by playing the janitor of the school,
and it just is it true? I don't think so.
I have no idea. I just saw people posting about
it and I didn't even know what it's about. And
I was like, Okay, if everybody seems all I get,
I'll tune in. So we watched two episodes, and I
have no idea. I haven't done any research on it. Netflix.
Netflix sounds good, likes best the Cat Netflix, and it's
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really cool. Average Tomato from critics ninety six percent on
a nine percent audience score, based on the novel by
Walter Tevis. The next one the Netflix Now, I don't
guess it's thrilled though, I'm Mike okay man, have it
would have been known of it even more. Started watching
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it right now, I did see a story too, the
sons of members of these bands. I'm gonna play you
clips from these different bands. Stone Tiple, Pilots. You may
know this. This is Scott WiLAN, the lead singer who's
not alive, but his son is in this band. Here's
Guns N' Roses, the son of the guitar player Slash
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plays the drums. And here's one more band, this in Metallica.
This is the son of the Bassis and Metallica plays bass. Yeah,
tie the guys. So so you have the lead singer
from Stone Tiple of Pilots singing, but it's all sons.
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And then and then one other guy who's They have
to be like, dude, can't you who's your dad? Clint?
He's like, he's a dentist, worked at the mill. They
couldn't buy one more side of a guy who's about
the whole thing. But I thought that was pretty cool.
It's called consequence of Sound. No Suspect two. I don't
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know a lot of a lot of words. Suspect two eight.
Do you want to hear that? The song is called
long Awaited from the group here you go hey, listen,
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it is what it is, meaning that's what you expect.
It may not be your sound, but I like it
kind of sounds a little stone tumble pilot is the
distortion on the voice, like the effect there. It doth
sound like I am smelling like a rose at somebody game. Yeah,
And I guess that's his son, so that would make sense.
Let's hope that some of the other songs, though, they
do like all right, this one is Guns and Roses influenced,
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and then this one is Metallica sounded they probably want
to do. I think they'll just combine influence and be
a band probably. So. By the way, I taught Eddie
how to do something on the phone this weekend. Dude,
thank you. That was amazing. It was whenever you're sending
a text on an iPhone, if you hold that blue arrow,
it gives you all the option. Yeah, the send button, right,
you hold that down and then one of them is
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invisible ink and so you can't see it, but just
put your finger over to see it. And so I
was sending Eddie boy, but then I sent him one
that was like, hey, Eddie, penis penis penus, penis vagina. Yes,
and I didn't know his son was on his computer
where I get texts. Oh but invisible ink. Yeah, so
he couldn't see it. But how do you if someone
sent that to you? When't you think, oh, they're actual
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feeling sent nothing? No, no, no, because it's fuzzy. You
see fun, you know, something sent, but you literally have
to touch it with your finger to see what it
is that I know, it's awesome, it's kind of cool. Well,
here's the thing. I have to go because I have
to go to the dentist. I just want to come
on to a lower post show talk sloppily about a
new band, back to UM. I gotta go and get
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my tooth replace. So I'll see you guys tomorrow. Thank
you very much for listening to the show. Here is
Monday show, which, by the way, Amy, I'll be back tomorrow.
We hope by translod what's happening. Hope you guys had
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a good weekend, Lauren Studio Moreen. I wanted to start
with this because it's a pretty much a PSA for
all of our listeners. So we've talked on the show
before about sometimes you'll get a call that goes, hey,
this is a US customs agent callback or you'll be arrested.
It's all a scammer, right, Yeah, but so Scuba Steve
got this call hold back to US Customs and boardom Redection. Now,
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if I don't hear a call from you, we will
help you issue and arrest warrant and the yawn name
and get you arrested. So give us a callback at
this message. Thank you. That's scary, Like if you don't
know that, you don't even think that's fake. That's scary.
So basically says callback can get arrested. Yeah, and so
a lot of people do because you're right, that's that's
kind of scary. So Lunchbox decided to call him back
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to prank them, to see what the process is like
Frank the scammer what he needed to do to make
sure he wouldn't get arrested. Once he finally got him
not to hang up on him, he pleaded his case.
Here we go, this is Lunchbox calling that scammer. Let's
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got some patrol. Oh yeah, this Jason Gibble. I got
a call saying that you were gonna you. I needed
a call back that you you had a warrant from
my arrest or you were gonna arrest me. Okay, let
me check. I'm sorry. Sorry, we don't have any records
of jesting. Kimbell on this No, no gibble gible, you
got up? That's my brother? Yeah? Where is brother? My brothers?
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My brother's right here. Hold up, Hello, this is Steve.
I'm at work. You called him my You got from
my brother? Yeah, I'm Steve. You're you're a very bad actor, sir.
I have to work out more. No, sure, I'm trying
to figure out. You call and you say that I
have a warrant. I just wanted to see how Yeah,
I just want to see how long you can go
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gives here. You're just calling up here in this number
before I gave from before. You're calling up in this number.
And I know who you are. You're just trying to
play games with us. Okay, I know who you are,
so upstanding who you are? Okay? No, you you you
play games with me? You show you that I have
a warrant from my rush. I'm Steve. What do you
want me to do? I don't want to go to jail.
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It's funny that the guy who's trying to scam you
out of money won't even take your prank call. You
think you'd take any call and hopefully get some money
out of it. Yeah. Also, you can hear people in
the background doing the same thing, crazy like they must
be in a room somewhere laying out these calls. It's
like a call center and then trying to scam folks
out of money. But they did pinpoint a person that
they're looking for Scuba Steve right Like how they're calling
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me to try to get me on this what you do?
I don't have no idea what I was trying to
find out. I was really curious to see what they
had on me, what the record was. But I think
everyone's point here, it's just a scam to get money
out of you, to scare you to give them money. Well,
and two, whenever Lunchbox goes on as Steve, we all
know that wasn't Steve, that was Nico Jack for we
all know that. The character I mean is I got
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told by the scammer that I'm a bad actor. Was acting.
You should have told him. You should have been like,
all right, let me hear your customs guy again. I'll
be Nico, give be customs. We're all acting here. It
means so bad if you get that call, don't believe it.
That's basically what the point it is. Crazy man. It's
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the good news countdown, counting down the biggest good news story.
So across the left, let's go baby number five. A
one hundred a year old man near San Diego named
Don Shin just set a world record for his age
by throwing a frisbee golf disc almost two hundred feet.
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Not a boy he used to teach judo, says he's
just a natural athlete. Again, he's one hundred years old.
Here's Don talking about how it brings him joy. Are
you making me very happy to pray? Because they had
helped me to prolong my life? Here, I am doing
better than anybody as my age prodcat. I just want
to talk at a hundred. Yeah, Like if I can
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just do that part of it, that's amazing. Never far.
A guy in Ohio named Colt recently found out that
the Akron Marathon would be virtual this year, so he
signed up. He ran thirty five laps around the hospital
that's treating his four year old son's cancer, and he
also raised sixteen thousand dollars for him. Here's Colt talking
about it. I remember I came around the one corner
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and I was still the wholes a full block away,
and I can hear him screaming, go Dany, go run faster.
And he had brought his drums and he had a
little trumpet out there, and he had made signs and
he was sharing on It was the best possible thing
as a great story. Back in December, a woman from
Chicago started dating a guy in London after they bonded
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on Facebook over their love of chunky cats. They both
have cats that are a little bit overweight. Anyway, she
went to visit them in July and now four months
later she's still there. They just got engaged. So you
never know what you're gonna over. It just happened to
be chunky cats with them. A devastating earthquake hit Turkey
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last week and collapsed a building, leaving a three roll
girl stuck in the rubble. She was found almost three
days later, sixty five hours later was taken to the hospital.
The young girl was pulled out of the wreckage and
held on to the firefighter who rescued her as she
was wrapped in a foil blanket. They got her though,
amazing that long. Thank God crazy. When the pandemic hit,
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a woman in England named Nina Ambrose couldn't visit her dad,
who had Alzheimer's, so she got around it by valling
tearing at his nursing home, and now she sees him
every day. She's even thinking about a career chains because
she likes working there so much. That's awesome and I
want to end with that. That's pretty amazing that the
good news countdown, lunchbox, Why are you and your wife
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in a fight because this past weekend, my wife decided
to sign me up for community service without even asking
me to help out in our Neighborhood's first, why are
you saying the word neighborhood like that? Because it's our neighborhood.
That's how she's phrasing we. You know, we need to
help our neighborhood. And they're having something. So I signed
you up and do you have to do Did you
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have to do that since you committed to it? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's a commitment thing and you don't want to let
your neighbors down. So they were planting like five hundred
trees in the neighborhood, and so she signed me up
for a three hour window to go out and plant
freaking trees around the neighborhood. Sweet, did she go with you? No?
No, no no, no, because we got two kids. She's got
to stay home and watch the kids. But she's part
of the whatever newsletter community face this book. Well I
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don't even know what exactly she's part of. But they
were looking for volunteers and she said, oh, my husband
would love to help and signed us up. Did she
ever think that you would stay home with the kids
and she would go no, no, no, no no. Would you
have preferred that? Yes, Like, if you want to go
help the neighborhood, go help the neighborhood. I can take
care of the kids. I'm the dad. I know how
to handle two kids. It's naptime, cool pool. But no,
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for three hours, I went out there and dug little
holes and stuck these little trees. Oh how pretty look
at our neighborhood? Like not cool wife. Did you make
any good friends? No? Because it's all I mean, that's
the one. I mean. Listen with the people that want
to help out with the neighborhood. They're the kind of
weird people, you know what I'm saying, Like they're really
into the neighborhood. Like the Facebook group and they oh,
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I saw a stray cat or I saw a guy
in a blue hoodie walking. I mean, they're the nosy neighbors.
It's just like okay, and they start talking to me.
Why I'm planting trees. I'm like, man, I'm just here
to plant trees. I'm not here to get to know
your life story. He Marshawn lynches it at the press
confriends here don't get fine, just not cool. All my
wife's part, like, I understand we want to help the neighborhood,
but if you want to do it together? Not even
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that asked me first. I was thinking about you because
a New Year upset at your wife. The headline is
birthday gift from girlfriend wins man a big lottery jackpot.
Oh my gosh, so think about that. Oh my gosh,
because Raymundo gave me a lottery ticket when he got married.
How about you win zero? I won zero, two us
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anything either. I think he was terrible. It said on
the back, one and three chance to win. That's not
right now. A man found a small birthday gift from
his girlfriend that actually turned into a much larger present
when the scratch off lottery ticket she gave him one
of two hundred thousand dollars. The woman told the lottery
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officials she bought the scratch off ticket to give to
her boyfriend as a birthday gift. A couple didn't realize
the extent of their luck until they went back to
the store said hey, we won, and they were like,
put them do you want one hundred eighty two, one
hundred and sixteen dollars and twenty five cents. The couple
said they planned to put some of their winnings towards
buying new cars and putting a down payment on a house. No, no,
no, no no, no. What the couple he won, She didn't
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win crap, Like, I don't know why he's buying. Oh,
let's see maybe they've been together for ten years or
something there and I don't know. But girlfriend ain't getting
that money. What if they lived together? She did buy
it for him as a gift, yes, and she can
have no no, no, no, you gave up to me
as a gift. Like if any if I would have
won a million dollars on that lower ticket Ray gave me,
he wouldn't have got anything. I wouldn't bought him a
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new car. You wouldn't have bought him a new car? No,
a million dollars, A million dollars, You're not gonna buy him,
no chance. How am I going to civic a Ford Focus?
How am I going to afford a boat and a
Lambeau if I gave him part of my million? One?
None of us one? So that doesn't matter. Yeah. Sure.
The latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan number two. Dolly
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Parton has a Christmas special coming. A Holly Dolly Christmas
will air on CBS, featuring her scene holiday classics, some
original songs, and Dolly sharing her Christmas stories. The show
airs December six. Tim McGraw is dropping a Greatest Hits
album this Friday. It's called McGraw Machine Hits, featuring fourteen songs,
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including his new one with Midland called Rednet Girl. Here
it is Clint Black and his wife Lisa Hartman. Black
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are releasing a duet that's inspired by their time on
the TV show The Mass Singer. It's called Till the
End of Time and we'll be out on December third.
I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny Hall kids. Time
for the good news, Bobby Over the summer Lawrence Hewitt
found himself in a situation he wasn't expecting. He was
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being evicted from the home that he was renting. His
landlord wanted to sell, and the ninety one year old
Navy veteran needed a place to live. Luckily, his community
in Nampa, Ohio stepped up a minute it happened for him.
The realtor's name is Michael Christiansen. He was in charge
of overseeing the eviction. He says after meeting Hewett, he
wanted to do whatever he could to help him out.
He knocked on doors, he worked his magic, and he
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found him a home. He gave up his commission on
the deal. He even helped secure the VA loan from
the vet But then the house needed a bunch of work,
including new paint, carpet, a new front step, and a roof.
So this realtor, christians set up a go fund me
and also reached out to a lot of local businesses.
They pitched in and donated or majorly discounted their services
to get the home completely ready for Hewett and guys
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got a new place to live. He's grateful for the
love his community, and he said quote, it made me
feel real proud how people in Idaho go all out
for veterans. I thought that was a fantastic story. I
just wanted to share it with you guys this morning.
That's what it's all about. That was tell me something good.
Shoulder down, Sorry, up Today. This story comes to us
from Florida. A forty nine year old man walked up
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to a checker's burger stand and tried to order a
burger and they said, sir, just to let you know,
we are out of lettuce, so there will be no
lettuce on your burger. And he lost it, started yelling
at the employees, threatening the employees. They call police. He
goes to car and sister and waits for him, and
then he gets arrested because they didn't have let us
he can buy a burger and walked back to the
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gas station. Doesn't a lot of work, Well, but there's
always well not all gas stations have lettuce, but some do.
And why would you want let us as gross? Yeah?
Let us to me, there is no first of all,
no nutritional value. Secondly, it doesn't taste good. Yeah, maybe
it's just for the crunch. I mean usually you take
the lettuce off the burger. Yeah, who likes lettuce. Now
I take it off. Morgan, do you like lettuce? I
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love lettuce, but you like it because it's a conduit
to get other things in your mouth. Yeah, but I
also put lettuce on all my sandwiches. Why because it
doesn't taste like anything. It adds a freshness to it.
I think would be what it does. I've never heard
someone so passionate about Okay, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bone
head store of the day. Let's go over and talk
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to Kelly. Kelly is in Virginia. Kelly, what's happening with you?
How are you today? Good? How are you daring body?
I'm doing pretty good. I'm very grateful that you called
the show, so thank you. I am so excited. Well,
we're gonna play easy trivia and I'm gonna go around
the room. We have Lunchbox, Eddie Morgan, number two, Ray Mundo.
I'm gonna ask them all really easy trivia questions and
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whoever lasts until the end wins. But you get to
pick the player here who would you like to represent you?
And if they win, you win the prize. I know,
I know that's hard. I've listened a long time to
you guys, who do you think of those four is
the smartest? Yeah, Kelly, I think I'm gonna go with Eddie. Yeah,
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that's the no brainer. Kelly, Right, yeah, you are, I
mean I I Yeah, I'm gonna go with Eddie. I know.
Lunchbox comes up with some really hard ones and he
goes through his little thoughts and and trying to figure
out of my off his little thoughts. Wow, I mean
Anderson High School top fifty percent of my high school class. Yeah. Okay,
so we're gonna play easy trivia. All the questions are easy.
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Let's see who lasts the long is basically a battle royale.
Yeah of trivia, Lunchbox, your first they get are super
easy at the beginning. Okay, what city is the Statue
of Liberty located New York City? Correct Eddie? Who stole
Christmas in a Doctor Sue's story, The Grinch? Correct Morgan,
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which Disney cartoon character flies on a carpet? Aladdin correct?
Ray Mundo, which Australian instrument comes back after being thrown away?
Boomerang correct drawl one round everybody shot, Lunchbox, yep, right
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down your alley on this question? How many years? Every
how many years is the World Cup played four four years?
That is correct, Eddie? Come on, who lost her sheep
in the nursery rhyme? Little bo peep? Correct, Morgan, what's
the name of the line that runs through the middle
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of the earth. What's the name of the line that
runs through the middle of the earth? Come on? What
do you think? It's not your answer, but what are
you thinking? Well, I'm thinking of a fault line, but
I don't know that that's what it's bald like? Equator?
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Is that? I feel like that's so simple? The equator? What? Okay,
Now I'm gonna ask you for your answer. Okay, the
equator correct? Remember it's easy trivia? Was she was going?
Fault line? Raymondo? How many zeros are there in the
number one million? There is six? Six? Is correct? Okay,
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We've got a little harder here. Hey, Kelly, let me
ask you. You've heard two rounds. How do you feel
about your selection? I'm feeling good, feeling good, Eddie still
in he's feeling good. Lunchbox. What Oregon pumps blood to
the body the heart? Correct, Eddie? A seven forty seven
is a type of what airplane? Correct? Oregan? You have
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another Disney question here, Okay, what's the Little Mermaid's name
in the Disney film The Little Mermaid? Ariel? Correct? Raymondo.
What's the name of the biggest star? Biggest star is um?
What's the biggest star called? You gotta go with? I'm
gonna say it's either it's one or two. Say what
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the two are in your mind? The North Star yea?
Or the Sun. I'm gonna that's so dumb, but I'm
gonna go a sun. The answer is the Sun. I
didn't know that one. I was like I thinking of Orion. Orion,
I don't know what that is. Like a movie company,
what is the center of a hurricane? Called lunchbox? Center
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of the eye? Correct? When you mix red and blue? Eddie,
what color does it make red and blue? Is purple? Correct? Morgan?
What do doctors use to hear the heartbeat? Statascope? Correct?
They're getting harder, Yeah, a little bit, but you've all
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moved on. Yes, one, round four, one more, Raymundo. Name
one of the two longest rivers in the world. Give
me the Nile correct Amazon and Nile grain. Inceptible gets
a little harder here, lunchbox. What instrument is used to
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measure angles? In geometry. He had one as a kid.
Uh oh, angle the pro tractor. Correct, nice job, failed geometry. Wow,
that's a good one. Shout out, miss Mulder Eddie. On
which continent is the South Pole located? Excuse me? Oh
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the South Pole? That's Antarctica. Correct, Getting a little tougher it.
Oh boy, Morgan, how many miles does a marathon have?
Oh gosh, marathon thir I'm lying, thirteen sixteen, thirteen point five.
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Thirteen point five is absolutely incorrect. It is twenty six
point two. Yeah. I've totally not run one of those before. Raymundo,
you have a Disney question this time. What's the name
of Anna's sister in Frozen? Uh? Anna Rosen, Idina Menzel.
She sings it Frozen. Everybody's talking about it. There's a Frozen.
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I haven't seen it, but sister Anna's sister and Frozen?
Are you kidding me? I mean from movie? I haven't
even seen. I gotta go with a buzzword. Uh let
her go, let it go? Uh I mean, Ariel, but
I know that's not it. Ariel. The answers ELSA, I'm sorry,
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you tried man. We're down to two players one Kelly,
you got money on the line. Here, you got lunchbox
and Eddie. I'm gonna give you the opportunity right now
to change if you want to. Would you like to
go to lunchbox or would you like to stay with Eddie?
I don't know, Eddie. I mean lunchbox is a great
pulling out that protector. Um. I'll stick with Eddie. I'll
stick with Eddie. He was at first love he does.
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Two questions are international questions, and they're both not extremely easy.
I love international, I love international food. Lunchbox, How many
others are there in the Italy flag? Three? Now? Name them?
Green white orange. Well, that's wrong, but you didn't get
the answer right through. Oh it's not it's green, white,
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red orange, red color blood, Eddie. Come on, it's a
tough one. I'm gonna be honest with you. Green white, orange.
What city is the capital of China? It's not hard.
I believe, I don't know. I believe it is Beijing, Nah,
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hold on, hold on, Hong Kong. No, Hong Kong, Beijing.
Oh my gosh, it's one of the two, right, Hong
Kong's China. It's huge there, Eddie. What city is the
capital of China? What are you gonna say? You write
your finger out to say something. I just wanted to
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go whatever he wants. Answer why I don't? I don't.
I don't know why this is so hard? Beijing Hong Kong?
One of the two. Right, you need an answer, Hong Kong.
My first is Beijing, though, hold on, hold on, My
first is Beijing. Okay. The next word you say is
your answer? Have you done this twice? You picked Beijing
and Hong Kong and said it was your answer, Then
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you moved on, so that the next word you say
is your answer. Dang, it is for Kelly too. That's
what makes it so hard. Let's go Beijing, mikea we
excepting that we're locking him in. His first answer was Beijing.
His last answer was Beijing. The answer is yeah, why
was that so hard? For now on? That's this round
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to say final answer and then say who wants to
be a millionaire? Rules? Okay? Can I phone a friend?
Then lunchbox? Yep? What bird is the symbol of peace? Oh?
The final answer is the dove? Correct, eddie? How many
years are there in a millennium? Millennium? Hundred in a century? Right,
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I'm anten in a decade. Go ahead, so it would
be a thousand years in a millennium, and you can
try to trick me with a million. Final answer thousand years.
Final answer correct. Okay, they're getting harder now because I'm
also getting tired of asking them lunchbox. What's the main
language in Brazil? That would be final answer Portuguese. Wow,
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he's nice. I watched a lot of you su they
speak Portuguese. Wow. He's dialed in right now, Eddie years
is tough? What large ocean animal has no bones and
is made almost entirely of cartilage? Final answer? Squid? Octopus? Squid.
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That was my final answer. Answer an idiot, a shark.
What's her name? What's her name? What's her name? What's
her name's dame? Her name? Kelly? Kelly, Oh my gosh,
it feels so good to ruin your name. So good?
You know how you listen? I'm sorry, I love you,
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but you doubt me? And now whoa you oughtie? But
you doubt me? You out? I hear you? Okay, what
can you hear? Man? That feels good? Kelly, you didn't win.
I'm very sorry. I'm sorry me too. I told you
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I graduated top fifty percent of my high school class,
and you still didn't pick me. I know I had
a chance to switch. You've done really well at lunchbox.
Congratulate yes, Kelly. I hope you have a great day.
I'm sorry. There you go, Eddie, she's gonna have a
terrible day. It's because of you. I feel like crap.
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Oh it's terrible. I'll not do it. We don't matter
what we got my on my mind. I can get enough.
Every time I come up, everybody hands and they stay there,
they stay the nice job, Eddie. He didn't win fan Square,
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No I can. Yeah, it's not time for a little
something we call rejected segments. All these were pitched to
me to do on the air. Didn't do them, and
I like to compile them. But it was all inspired
by this first segment idea that was sent to me,
and I thought there's no way in a million years
I would ever get myself involved in this segment. So
Eddie writes, how long ago was this? Eddie writes Morgan
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Wallen's song more than My Hometown says that the guy
in the song can't love his girl more than his hometown.
Correct or no, And then Eddie goes let's go around
the room. What's the one thing that you love more
than your significant other? It's one thing that's that's not,
that's not. That's a terrible segment idea. You're worried, what
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get in trouble. We're all gonna get in trouble. Really,
you love this more than me? No, there's got stuff.
I'm not involved in this segment. It's a terrible idea. RAYMONDO.
Would you have taken part in this segment? It's very
difficult because I did just get married, so I'm not
trying to get in the doghouse. But I don't know
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if you can come up with an answer that's not
going to get you in trouble. And I don't think
you can either. My point exactly, I love nothing more
than my fiance. You guys are such sissy. I mean,
you guys are lunchbox. I have twenty Eddie. If you
submitted this, you go first. I'm easy. Golf. I you
love golf more than your wife. I love golf. Are
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you saying that you love golf more than your wife?
I'm just saying I love Goldie. I can't believe you're
saying this. You know what I mean? I don't know.
Have you on the record right now, Eddie? What time
is the times? My wife on the way to score. See,
why are you so scared? If you're gonna say it,
say it? Do you love golf more than your wife?
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You know? Sometimes you need a break, Eddie. It's your
last chance. This is your segment idea. Okay, no, this
is a dumb segment idea. See so dumb. You love
golf more than I love golf man a lot, but
not more than my wife. Okay, why are you winking
at me? I love playing soccer more than my wife. Listen, guys,
it is my release. It's competitive. Yes, my wife is great,
but she doesn't give me the competitive the release that
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I need that soccer does. So I love my wife
a lot, but I love soccer more. Eddie. Are you
willing now to Jeff out and say no? No? Why
are you so scared of your wife? You created an
island and you're on it by yourself. I ain't guess what.
I'm the king of the island and I'm the king
of my household, so I ain't scared to say stuff?
All right, Bunce, have you thought of something? Nothing? Yeah,
(30:49):
I thought about it, and the longer I think about it,
I realized all of nothing. Let's do this. What are
some close runner ups? Like like, definitely not more than
your girl. I didn't want to take part in this segment,
but he's gonna get me in trouble. Close? No, nothing,
nothing's close. There are things I love, Okay, it's all razorbacks.
Come on, you're telling me you love your girl more
(31:11):
than Arkansas. If I had to pick one, I'd pick
my girl. Why are you winking at me? I'm not
there's no winking. So you would never watch another arkansall
event in your life. If I had to pick over Kay,
absolutely I pick Kaitlin. Wow. Yeah, no doubt. That's gros.
That's that's that's honorable man, Thank you very much. But
that's a rejected segment. Here's a rejected segment from Raymundo.
(31:36):
He said it would and first of all, he wants
the Shark Tank theme song whenever he because he even
tells me about music to play while he's talking. It's
a production guy. Yeah, it says Shark Tank theme song.
Raymundo thinks Instagram needs to have an update. It would
totally do away with Instagram pictures being touched up in
fake every time you post a picture, wills you a
time counter on how long you worked on the picture.
(31:59):
I think it'd be a pretty easy ad for Instagram
to be a game changer, no more Instagram influence, just
spending an hour touching up their pictures. But here's the
problem with that is Instagram wants people to enjoy Instagram
and touch up their pictures, so they keep posting on
not expose it. Yeah, I don't think Instagram wants to
expose their folks. Yeah, we're just seeing a Kim K
picture up there and it's saying three hours. Then you
(32:20):
know that that that bud has been worked on for
three hours rejected segments or more. Raimundo wants to sell
something from the studio. He's requested a hook from Old
Dominion to be played. Yeah, a hook, Yeah, the part
of the song, like the chorus. Okay, Ray stole Matt
from Old Dominion's water bottle whenever performing the other day.
(32:43):
He wants to sell it on eBay. It's Corona time.
You can't. Oh, I didn't even think about that. What
Corona Times? You don't want that normal times? Haven't they
tried to sell that? Like sell something like that before.
He ray haas, Yeah, that's rejected segments to a couple
more here rejected segments. It's another one from Raymondo's Three
(33:08):
in a Row. He has a pizza hack that works
every time. I just felt like this one was kind
of stealing more than anything. Go ahead, ray Yeah, this
one's actually good. And I feel bad about doing this,
but it's gonna save you some money and you're gonna
get discounts. So what you do is you call pizza
you ordered online first, So Eddie, you like pizza, right, okay,
you go on there online and do delivery. You select
delivery when you're ordering a pizza, and then immediately after
(33:30):
you do that, you call the same place that you
just ordered it from and you go, hey, you know what,
I can actually pick up that pizza if maybe you
could put a discount on it. And they always are understaff.
They have all these pizzas they're trying to send all
over Nashville. Dude, they'll be like, oh, you know what,
we'll give it to you a half price if you
can come pick it up. It is worked every single
time we've done it. Love it. It's so smart. I
(33:52):
can I can take that pizza off your hands. We'll
be buying a second. Oh my gosh, thank you. We'll
discount it. We even have some other freebees we can
throw in. Perfect I'll be there in five minutes, coming
right now. Ball around a budget. That's smart, but you're
already going anyway. That wasn't though. We did delivery, and
then that didn't just because you knew you would go.
It dawned on meet it. Maybe we can help out
pizza hut okay. One final one from Lunchbox rejected segments.
(34:19):
Lunchbox can relate to people getting out of jail and
the world has passed them by. Yeah, because I finally
upgraded to the new iPhone. I got the iPhone eleven Pro,
and you see people come out of prison. They're like, man,
it's so crazy. The world is so different. I get
on this phone and I'm like, oh my gosh, I've
been missing so much in the world, and now I
feel like I know what it's like to get out
(34:39):
of prison and the world has passed you by. Trying
to learn this new phone is just crazy. You're comparing
yourself to a person that's gone on prison. Yeah. Well,
because they don't like the Internet went around when the
prison had every opportunity to get it, though, you just
chose it not too yes, but I finally did, and
it's like, Wow, game changer. So that's why it's rejected.
(35:00):
Segments that was rejected segments you Amy's Pile of Stories,
Bobby filling in for Amy Eddie. What do you think
the dirtiest thing in your bathroom is? Oh? Probably, I
would say the tub yours specifically, just yeah, because I mean,
(35:21):
how often do you clean the tub? Well, like once
a week you do? Oh gosh, I haven't, but we haven't.
Maybe once every two weeks. I don't want to, maybe
once every two weeks. And I always feel like there's
just a it's a little browner than you want it
to be. And I always do it on an eyeball test.
I'll be like, oh that's gross. Yeah, but also I
don't have four kids. Yeah, did you know the shower
curtain is the dirtiest thing in people's bathrooms? While you
(35:43):
may be cleaning yourself in the shower, how often do
you actually clean the shower or the curtain? That curtain
sometimes is just straight funk. It gets and the bottom
of it gets really funky. So the shower curtain is
the dirtiest thing. They say, Hey, if you have a
plastic one that you can replace, replace it about everything
six months. If you remember that, there's a story called
country Singers, you totally forgot dated celebrities. Oh, Kenny Chesney
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makes the list. Kenny Chesney and Renazelwick. Yeah, they met
and married in two thousand and five, but split a
few months later. A lot of drama around the annulment
because she said she was lied to or something. I
don't remember. She stood fraud, fraud from Kenny, something like that. Yep,
that's a weird one. Carrie Underwood dated uh Tony Romo correct? Yes?
(36:33):
Why Nona Judd and Dwight yoakum wow? Didn't know that one?
Did each other? Yeah? Each other? Yeah? Brandley Gilbert and
Janet Kramer remember that one. Chase Rice and Jesse James Decker.
I didn't know that one. It's gonna be awkward, awkward
for me to just say that. We all feel a
little awkward. Chuck Wicks and Julian Huff, Yes, but I
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definitely did not know the Chase Rice and Jesse James decordated.
I guess why Nona and Dwight Yoakum dated two back
in the day. Didn't know that. You know, he just
had a kid and he's like sixty five boy, good room.
The best slow country songs according to rancor dot com.
Think about this. I'll come to you for your answer, okay,
because I would put Garth Brooks if tomorrow never comes.
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It did not make the list. That's just my favorite.
Or Willie Nelson blue Eyes Crying to the Ring, those
of my favorite songs of all time didn't make the
list at number five according to rancor, which is a
compilation of thousands of people voting, don't close your eyes,
Keith Whitt let it be number four. Brad Paisley and
(37:37):
We Dance, We Dan. What would you put on the list?
I swear oh it actually is at eight? Wow? Yeah,
I made the list, not top five, but it didn't
make the list. Good at number three. George Straight I
crossed my Heart good one. I've just been told by Ram.
(38:01):
I know Garth Brooks is at number ten if tomorrow
never comes. Okay, so top ten. Never We're going way
out of order here with this stuff. But number two
Alan Jackson remember when Member, when such a good song
ows die Newall and number one, the number one best
(38:23):
slow country song. You say it best Keeth Whitley again
Whitley number one two. I kind of do. Thanks for asking,
come on, let's go. I was waiting for you to ask.
It's like junior high. Yeah, I was waiting for somebody
to ask me. Well, I thought about it five songs ago,
(38:45):
but I just got the strength to do it and nice,
and now the song is almost over and wailing. Yeah,
you say it best when you say nothing at all. Lunchbox,
who later did a fantastic cover went number one of
that song. A fantastic cover. Some people probably only know
(39:05):
that version of it. Yeah, probably such a big hit. No, look, Morgan,
do you know who that was? Nah? No, Alan Jackson,
No close, I'll Lesten Krouse. Oh yeah, yeah, it's fantastic.
U study says late night eating does not cause weight gain. Yes,
here's the thing they're saying. It doesn't matter when you eat.
It's still what you eat, the quality of food you eat,
(39:26):
and if you exercise. But somebody told me a long
time ago, like let it rip breakfast because you have
all day to burn it. Yeah, that's what I've been doing. Yeah,
that's what this article says to that is just not true.
The common belief is fill up on breakfast. And then
here's the problem filling up on breakfast. You fill up
on breakfast and you're like, I'm gonna be lighter through
the day. Then you don't eat lighter through the day.
Then you've already filled up on breakfast and you're still
(39:47):
gorging yourself. That's it. You told my story again. Food
consumption matters total consumption, not when it's consumed. And then, finally,
speaking of food, the five most tempting desserts during the
holiday season. What do you put up there? Pumpkin pie?
Me too, that's the best. What little whip cream on it?
Of course, cool whipped money. Number five is cherry pie.
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Number four, cinnamon rolls, yes, sugar cookies at three, apple
pie it two, and then number one is pumpkin pie
number one. There you go, and that Asian Pilot stories.
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news unbox. Twenty one year old Chris Nikketch is
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now in the Guinness Book of World Records for completing
the Ironman triathlon, first person with down syndrome to ever
do it. He swammed two point four miles, biked one
hundred and twelve miles, and ran the marathon of twenty
six point two miles in sixteen hours, forty six minutes
and nine seconds. It's crazy. There's so many crazy things
(40:58):
about the story and wonderful things. Love that he was
the first guy with down syndrome to do it too.
Just to do it, it's crazy. Just to do that
is insane. And to do anything for sixteen hours, even
something that's not hard even for me to sit and
watch TV for sixteen hours, much less be grinding it
out like that. That's an amazing story. That's what it's
(41:20):
all about. That was tell me something good. Let's go
over and get that around the room. Group of Morning Cornish,
Morning Corny. By the way, we're hoping Amy's here tomorrow. Yes, please,
we're going around the road now. I will go first.
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Why did the baby carrot go to the doctor? Why
did the baby carrot go to the doctor? He was
peeling funny? Okay, thank you very much, Eddie. Why do
race car drivers put their seats all the way back?
Why do race car drivers put their seats all the
(42:00):
way back? They need plenty of near room already, Go
on there you going on? Thank you? What sound does
a limping turkey make? What sound does a limping turkey make?
Whoa a little too dedicated that sound? Plus you get
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the joke? I was like, that's a good gobble. What's
the joke? Yeah, blah blah blah babble. That's a good Morgan.
What did the baby popcorn say to the MoMA popcorn? What?
Where's popcorn? Popa? Where's popplecorn? Oh? Mans that want to
mess it up? Pop popcorn? Okay, baby popcorn, baby corn?
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Did you mess that one? Yeah? You mess that Raymond?
Plus the show water a horse's favorite numbers? What are
a horse's favorite numbers? The negative ones? Okay, I gotta
get out of here, dude, was he a little dedicating? May?
(43:10):
I don't know if you're listening right now. We gotta
have you back, We need you back. Holy moly. A
woman in Kentucky was so mad because she saw a
dress in a Bridle magazine. I was like, I want
this dress. So she pays for it. It arrives and
she is so irritated because it looks nothing like the photos.
(43:30):
Her name is Aubrey and Louisville. She writes this angry email. She's, hey,
this thing didn't look like you guys said, I was
gonna look like like I'm looking at a picture of
it online. I'm wearing it here, I am. It doesn't
look the same. They sent her a note back. Millie
Bridle writes, you put the dress on inside out. Please
put it on the right way. Oh my gosh, that's awesome. Gosh,
(43:52):
that's funny. Huh, that's really funny. I like that. And
it doesn't look the same, I promise you. Yeah, it's
inside out like there are extra scenes. They're awfully weird.
Here Lunchboxes seven and oh. In this segment, it's Lunchbox
versus the ladies. Honestly, I thought by now you'd lose.
In seven weeks, you thought I would lose. You know
how women are with sports. They don't know anything. America
(44:16):
roots for these women to beat Lunchbox. Yes, and as
soon as somebody beats him, the segments over. But he
claims he'll go sixteen and no. The same amount of teams.
An NFL franchise needs to have a perfect director for
a season. That's right. I'm gonna be the Miami Dolphins. Okay,
Lunchbox remains undefeated. He's seven and zero. We're putting him
up against the caller who claims she can beat him.
They'll be given the same seven questions. Let's put her
(44:38):
on now. Her name is Sarah. Hey, Sarah, how are
you not too bad? How's everybody doing pretty good? So
what's going on with you today? I'm just a little
bit of work and he's got a pretty awesome DM
here that they're gonna allow me to play against lunchback.
Love it. What kind of job you got? I run
(44:59):
a franchise development company? Sounds boring. She's like, I run
the Detroit Lions franchise, o boo. If I ran it,
it'd be a maybe a winner. So I'm a Packers fan.
I feel good about my odds against so okay. Well,
you know he's never lost and often he goes seven
(45:20):
and know, Sarah, I know I feel you know, I'm
a little bit cocky, a little bit confident that fine line.
I'm I'm less worried about. You know, if things wouldn't
work out here the wrath of Lunchbox. With the least
of my worries, my brothers and husband are gonna be
real embarrassed. Hey, I love it. I mean, listen, prepare, humbly,
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perform confidently. That's how you do it. I hope that's
what she's doing. Here. She's gone. She's not gonna be
allowed of Thanksgiving. Her family's gonna make her sit in
the backyard. Oh, lunchbox is now leaving the room. Here
he goes walking out. Now he will go to the
He will go to Boy Rogers, Oh boy, he will
go to the isolation booth where he can hear nothing.
(46:01):
We even have a camera on him to prove that
he can hear nothing. He said, it's like my own
reality show when he walks out. Okay, Sarah, we're rooting
for you. Just know that. Okay, perfect appreciated. You'll only
have five seconds once the end of the question hits
to answer your questions, so he doesn't scream that you're
googling answers. Okay, fair enough, all right? Question number one.
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A long, typically unsuccessful pass made in a desperate attempt
to score late in the game is known as what
He'll mary. That is correct? Which NFL team has no
logo on its helmet? Oh oh, I want to pay
(46:48):
the Washington football team now. But that's not accurate. Okay,
three seconds, um, come on, no time, feelers. The Steelers
have it only on one side. The Browns have no
logo on their helm adsister orange. Oh that team? Right, yeah,
all right, he'll get that too. What city will Super
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Bowl LV take place in next year? Let's see Tampa
this year, this year? Yeah, this year is good? Yeah,
this year, next year, twenty twenty one. So yeah, this season,
you're Tampa, Tampa, Florida. Tampa, Florida is correct? Okay? Good.
Which NFL stadium has the largest seating capacity? Oh, that
(47:34):
would be Heady's team, the Dallas Cowboys. Incorrect MetLife Stadium
eighty two thousand and five. Um, FedEx Field eighty two
thousand and two. So Eddie your your Dallas Cowboys Stadium
is not yet. Okay, wow, I would have gotten that
wrong too. Okay. What two states have the most NFL teams?
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Both of them have three teams each? What two states? See,
Florida and New York. Incorrect, Florida and California. Can you
name the California teams? Me? Yeah, forty nine Ers, go Ahead, Chargers,
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go Ahead, Raiders, Las Vegas Raiders. Oh gosh, that was
last year. And you do and the Rams, right, the Rams? Yeah, yeah,
I got it? Ohio? No? Okay, what team hired the
NFL's first professional cheerleading squad in nineteen seventy two? Did
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the Dallas Cowboys again? Correct? Right now? You are three
for six? Oh no? John Madden won a Super Bowl
as the head coach of what NFL team? Miami Dolphins?
In correct? The Oakland Raiders? Is not good? What it's
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not good? Yeah? She went three? Now? Sorry Sarah? Okay, yeah,
you maybe have a point. You may be in the backyard. Thanks. Thanks.
Gonna be rare to say that. I do well. I'm
marry a Lions fan, so we're already kind of removed
from the family. Anyways. Okay, here he is back in
the studio. We gotta wow. That's what I'm talking about.
(49:30):
Let's go, baby, I lunchbox is coming back in the room.
You think you can beat her? Of course I can
beat her. What's her name? Her name is Sarah? Is
she a female? Yeah? Then I can beat her. Okay,
here we go on, let's go. We're going over this
question number one. A long, typically unsuccessful pass made in
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a desperate attempt to score late in a game, as
known as what Mary. Correct. By the way, we have
to give you five seconds to because reading the Facebook page,
people are like, Hey, good for the goose, good for
the gander, So it's fair. Yeah, question too, which NFL
team has no logo on its helmet? No logo on
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the helmet? Uh, Brown's correct. She answered Steelers. But that's
only one side. Oh sorry, yeah, that's your first incorrect?
Is that's all she got wrong? She? Uh, only watches
from one side? Yeah, she only uses one. I got
you what city will the Super Bowl be in next year?
The end of this football season? But next year twenty
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twenty one? Oh yeah, it'll be in Tampa, Tampa, Florida. Correct. Yeah.
Which NFL stadium has the largest seating capacity? Huh most seats? No,
I understand what you're saying. Um, a lot of people there.
The Cowboys. I don't know. That was her answer too,
is incorrect? MetLife Stadium eighty two five. I mean, who
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knows how many seats are in a stadium? Well a
trivia a trivia expert. No, they wouldn't go ahead. But
she got that wrong. I'm not saying if she did
or not. Oh, you just said she said the Cowboys,
say cowboys? So I did say, Okay, I mean I
thought the Cowboys built the biggest thing now, right, I
mean I thought that was all the news. Which two
states have the most number of NFL teams? Two states?
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Well you have Florida that they have three, and you
have Raiders and Nuns. Chart ah, then you got the California.
You also said raiders. So did they they're Las Vegas?
Oh they just moved. Yeah, not them, are you answered California? Yeah,
said California. Okay, um, oh you know who they have.
They have the ram right. Oh, you gotta right, you
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gotta right. That's exactly what I did lunch. Oh my god,
it's really funny. What team hired the NFL's first professional
cheerleading squad in nineteen seventy two. I mean I would
guess the most famous cheerleaders the Cowboys? Correct? Oh, she
get that right, she did? Yeah? Okay, John Madden won
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a Super Bowl as head coach of what NFL team
most pesky raid Us. We just talked about him, the
raid Us. Correct. Yeah, I know that's right. You know,
so you got six of seven. Yeah, so there's no
way she beat me because you said she you said
she missed the Steelers and she missed the Cowboys with
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stadium three three three Sarah three, I know. Oh I'm shaking.
I'm taking my Aaron Rodgers jersey off as we see. Okay,
I'm incredibly avaris. I mean you're just like Aaron Rodgers,
a lot of hype and no production. Maybe let's go.
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I want a super Bowl whow we can? I mean
we can talk I talk about Oh, we don't have
to talk about him. I never said he was good.
He's never okay to Sarah, do you spell your name?
Was an adorn A on the end? Yeah? An okay,
Well that's not what's wrong. I thought that's what was
wrong with you. But what what was that comedy bit attendance?
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What's your sign? Oh it's a queries. I had a
funny comeback. Let it don't listen. Let me say this
met Life Stadium number one, FedEx bill number two, Lambo
number three, and a teen t stay in the Cowboys
number four, holding eighty thousand. So there you go. Tell
your husband and your brothers that you didn't even get
to play. I would just tell them that you've never
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made it on the show, because they are going to
laugh you out of the House three. I mean you
didn't even get a fifty. Okay, we're done. This will
this will, this will come up at Thanksgiving Christmas for sure, Sarah.
What would you like to say before we go? Nothing?
Just to U super appreciate you guys. I moved to
Tampa from Wisconsin six years ago and found the Bobby
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Bones Show, and you guys were I had a long commute.
You guys became my first friends down here. So just
appreciate everything you do and yes, continue to be awesome.
We wish you would have won, but you did not.
He is now eight wins, zero losses. Who got money enough?
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And every time everybody, nice day there, and nice day
the Eddy. Now I'm good, all right? If anybody wants
to play and you really feel like you can win,
call and leave us a voicemail eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby,
We'll screen you. I believe there's someone Eddie's seen two celebrities,
(54:42):
he claims driving around town. Correct. The first one was
Taylor Swift and she was driving a Toyota Corolla or
camera or something like that by herself, no security. Her
absolutely might have had a cat in the passenger seat. Okay, now,
you're making stuff up. I don't quite remember. Maybe he
got named Drew good Looks. Maybe Tim McGraw on the
back sea. All right. You also claim to have seen
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Ben Folds, this singer one of my favorite artists, and
then when we reached out to him, he was like,
I'm in Australia. So you're we think over two. Yeah,
I think since ben Folds says he was in Australia, Okay,
I'll take that. This dude looked just like ben Folds.
But Taylor, I'm telling you that was her. Well. Ray
Mundo now claims to have seen a celebrity driving around town.
(55:22):
Who is it? So? I was. I was driving really
close to Music Row, which all the country artists are
regularly drive along, and this celeb was in a very
nice I believe it was a Mercedes Benz Black. We're
talking sixty seventy thousand dollars. And they were wearing an
article that they always wear on stage. So it was
a telltale sign that it was this celebrity who wears
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an article. We'd know for a hat. George Straight, Okay, right,
maybe Garth was on a bull. Possibly he was a
bull in the car. Yes, what is it? They were
wearing a pair of dark sunglasses. As the chief. I
never thought i'd see him driving such a nice car
like that. I figured he'd be in a truck or
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something really bad. But man, he was cruising. How can
we find out what kind of car Church drives? Steve?
You know? Yeah, oh, here we go. So I had
this prep in advance. So I was trying to get
Eric Church on the phone. Yeah, does if he can
come on and talk. He's on that early morning person. Yeah,
classes manager. What does he usually drive? He does drive
a black vehicle, but it's a black truck. He doesn't
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have a black Mercedes. We think though, that they would
just say that to keep the Eric Church image. Now, yeah,
it's a good point. It could be that. But she's
saying black truck, So black Mercedes truck. I'm just saying,
sometimes these folks are protected by their people. Yeah, he's point.
He drives a black truck and his way jacked up,
and it's got those naked women on the flaps like, no,
(56:52):
it doesn't the ones that are like sitting Yeah, Ray,
how much would you bet that was Eric Church? And
I was even yelling too. He didn't have his window down,
but I was like Chief, Chief, Chief was by himself.
It's just him. Was Taylor in there with him? No, no, no,
now you're making fun of me, But but but he was.
He was definitely thinking hard. So I mean it might
have been writing another hit. Oh you think you saw
(57:15):
him writing a song? It's called Mercedes. If he comes
out with black Mercedes. We know what Ray saw it
being written? You know me, lunch boss, I think Ray
was there too, Like I don't know. Six seven years ago,
we were at a bar and Eric Church was behind
the bar bartending and no, no, you wouldn't even barten.
He was just chilling behind the bar. And we try
to tell everyone that's Eric Church. He didn't have his
sunglasses on. No one believed us and it was him.
(57:38):
But how do you know it was him because we
I went up to him so good, yeah, good to see.
It's like how you doing man? Really? Yes? I mean
that's like that other country guy we were hanging out
with at the bar and he was like, here, did
I'll buy you a drink? He's like, yeah, I'll be
right back. Never came back. Who was that guy? Hip More? Yeah?
Well is that a long time ago? Yes? That like
before we became friends with kid. Yes before I relieve it,
he thought Eddie was a little creepy because that. He
(57:58):
was just like it, come back, get out over it
never came back. One time we were playing golf many
years ago, Lunchbox and I and I was messing with them,
going in, who that is behind us? Pat Green? It
was because a guy looked kind of look like Pat Green,
and I was like and He's like, wow, really, I
was like, yeah, it's Pat Green man. And so he
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finally came close up to us, and it was gonna
so funny. Luckbox, I thought he was gonna go talk
to him, be humiliated and Luck' go talk to him.
And he goes up to him and it was it
was Pat Green. I was just I was like a
huge Pat Green. He goes thanks man. He came back
and he was like, that was Pat Green. I was like, no,
it wasn't. That's funny. I like that, It's time for
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the good news. Good Deputy Sheriff Clint Thomas, he was
deployed to Afghanistan to serve in the US Air Force.
He'd been gone for three months and when he came back,
he said, you know, I want to do something special
for my son. He didn't see me in three months,
so he used the sheriff's department. He got in a
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squad car and they found the car that his son
was driving in, so they pulled the car over and
then he walks up to the side of the window
where his son is and he said, surprise, I'm home.
And you can see the video it's online, and I mean,
the kid is just I love these videos because they're
always just so in shocked to see their dad, and
of course there's a bunch of tears and you can
hear the little boys say welcome home, Daddy. Surprised. It
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wasn't like a car chase or something. Yeah, like they
were involved in some kind of speech. They remember that
a warrants. No, it wasn't like that at all. It
love it, That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good good morning friends, morning. Wait what now,
I was just talking to our friends. I was like,
what it's like. It sounded weird, but I what happens
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when Amy's not here for another day? By the way,
Amy should be in tomorrow. Like what's going on here?
That's wrong with you, that's wrong with thank you. Let's
go over to the news. Let's go Bobby's be I
got a couple of things. This is good news. Number one,
they announced this morning that Maderna's new coronavirus vaccine is
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ninety four point five percent effective. That's a second that's
over ninety percent great news. By the end of the year,
twenty million doses will be up and running. Get some
emergency folks with it. Hopefully by spring it'll be available
to be had by everyone. That's just great news because
if you believe it, or you don't believe it, whatever
the cases, things are still gonna not be open until
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it's over right. We're all on that same page, regardless
of how severe you feel it is. He trust me,
I do feel it severe. But even if you don't,
things just aren't going to open up until we've eradicated
it or vaccined ourselves away from it. With that being said,
we got a second one that's over ninety percent. That
is fantastic news. I'm so happy to see that. So
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that's the first part of it. The second part of
this is Dave Chappelle is doing a few shows in Austin,
like stand up shows, and he's feel on them up
and you're like, well, how in the world is you
doing that? Again? Great news because we have people trying things.
So Dave Chapelle is going to do in three nights
in Austin. It is the highest profile live entertainment at
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this capacity in about a year. He's playing stuffs. But
what's happening is there will be tables, but you have
to get tested when you get there. It's an expensive ticket,
but there's rapid testing immediately when you get there. Oh
that's cool, So yeah, pay a few more bucks to
get that rapid test. And you're negative. You go in.
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You're positive. I don't know if they're gonnavan or something.
All I know is if you're negative, you go right in.
I'm I like, you am ready for things to open
up safely or open up partially with a few of
these little hoops we have to jump through to get
to do it. And I look at this too, because I'm,
you know, having a wedding next early summer, and if
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the vaccine isn't readily available for everybody, we're just going
to test it to do We've already decided to put
side a little bit of our budget into coronavirus testing. Cool,
but I just saw this and thought, you know what,
maybe we can have concerts, not fully, but more so
than now. Although we're going through some crazy times because
I was reading about South Dakota. You know they had
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the motorcycle rally. Yeah, they have a sixty percent positive
right right now and stay people going to get because
it's just out of control there. For per population, it's
bigger than in the other state. We are going to
get through this. We just gotta play smart. That's what's up.
Second story, bobbies not coronavirus related. Too good too. Here's
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a clip from the trailer of the Fresh Prince of
bel Air reunion on HBO Max. The reunion consists of
a shock sit down with the original cast member Janet,
who played ant viv on the first three seasons. Then
they then her and We'll didn't like each other, so
they swept around and put a new mom and then
they just expected us to be like, oh, it is
what it is. But you know what, they were right
(01:03:07):
because we went up. It was what it is. Don't care.
I love the Fresh Prince. All other living cast members
are present for the full reunion. Here you go. I
didn't realize how many people we were reaching. There will
always be a piece of all of us in that
liber our show, Mental Life, excellency people. The excellence was
the way that we loved each other. I couldn't celebrate
thirty years of Fresh Prince with Alb Chatty. You know.
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For me, that was one of the best shows of
my childhood to watch The Fresh Prince of Bailer. I
thought it was so cool. I thought Will Smith was
so he was cool. But I was a Will Smith
hip hop guy too. Yeah you liked his music first?
Yoh yeah, I mean Summertime was like the first I
was a kid, but Summertime he came out. I was like,
this is the coolest. And then you know, we put
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out the record with and it was weird because Dj
Jazzy Jeff was the front person. It was Dj Jazzy
Jeff and the Fresh Prince. Wow, And looking back at
it like that's weird. Yeah. Yeah, I want to play
a song that was spending this weekend listening to the
Chris Stapleton record. Did you listen to it at all? No?
I did not. It's tough to continue to be great,
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you know, and you see a lot of really great teams,
people performing at a high level. Go from great to
being really good, and you go, you know what, that's acceptable.
You can't stay great. However, the Stapleton record stay great.
I was worried. I was like, can everything Chris does
be great? It's like eventually it has to catch up
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with them. It didn't catch up with them yet. So good.
Not only is it so good, there are songs on
this that evoke such emotion. And you don't have to
cry from Arkansas like I do. You don't. But I'm
at home last night. We got in pretty late last
night from shooting my nat Geo show. We get in
and I say, I want to spend some real time
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with the Stapleton record. And this song comes on. That's
called Maggie Song. And what I would encourage you, my listener,
my friend, to do is to listen to this song.
If you ever had a dog and this doesn't make
you emotional, I don't think you ever had a dog.
This is about his dog. He tells the whole story.
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If this doesn't make you emotional, you don't have emotion.
Something is wrong. You didn't have a dog and you
don't have emotion. So this isn't a radio single. I
just recorded it in this morning. Here is Chris Stapleton
from his new record. This is called Maggie's Song here
on the Bobby Bone Show. Never tell you story about
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an old friend of mine. Somebody left her in a
shopping call and a bogging lovers fine, just a fuzzy
black pup. She was hungry and feeling alone. Put her
in the backseat. Don't rock with a heart of child
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rock be just pret you can call me if you
got a little emotional there. I won't judge you. I'll
relate to you. That's what happened to me. Well, the
tractors digging the hole at the end, I'm heard. But again,
I love dogs. Maybe it's dog thing, but maybe there's
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not a dry eye in America right now. There's also
another song on this about the Vega shooter. Oh really, wow,
I did not know that. This Stampleton record. If it
doesn't win every award for the next ten years, I'll
be disappointing. It doesn't matter what else comes out. You
know what happens when you say stuff like this. We're
all gonna listen to this record today. Yeah, everyone, you
shook because it's fantastic. Good. Okay, I'm excited now. That's
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all I'm gonna say. I'll leave it to you guys,
except I probably won't. I talk about the more tomorrow.
It was another song, another one to believe it. Okay,
call if you want eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby.
I'll tell you what else I'm gonna do. Coming up,
I'm gonna play the best song on the radio right now.
I saw another Artistapleton. Well, that's not considered a radio song.
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I'm the only one that breaks the rules and play
songs not for radio. It's not really the reputation I
like to have because it's like who there goes thinks
you so cool? No, I don't. Let's go over and
talk to Jennifer and Tampa, Florida, who is listening to
the show right now? Hey, Jennifer, what's going on? Morning mornrning.
I just called in about the Chris Stapleton song that
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was unbelievable. Right I was coming home from bringing my
son to school and I was like, oh my goodness,
what an emotional song. If you missed a segment just now,
we played Chris Stapleton's new song called Maggie Song, which
is just on the record. But I was listening to
it yesterday and was just like, oh my god, it's
about his dog. And if you ever had a dog
and you do your dog a lot, to you, man,
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that song makes you emotional. Did you Were you surprised
that you got emotional listening to a song on the
radio A little bit, but not, I mean an emotional
song about a dog. I have a lab. I have
a talcolate lab, and she's everything in our family. So
I was like, wow, I remember the cheek. I was
on an airplane once and I was finishing up Marley
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and Me. The book is before the movie came out,
and I'm not a visible crier. I'll get emotional and
material will come down and I just hide it real quick.
Let's suck it back in. Yeah, but I finished Marley
and Me and I was just like, the dog stuff
hits me because my best friends have always been dogs.
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I was always able to. Before I really felt like
I could love a person, I could always love dogs
because I felt like the dog would just be there
because he had to be had to feed him. But
then they still run off for squirrel. So I was
confused again. But yeah, that's a that's a good one. Jennifer.
What are you doing today? Working from home? So I'm
working during this whole pandemic. I've been working from home
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and took my kids to school and now I'm just
going to enjoy my Monday. You guys helped me get
through the day. I'm listening to guys every day in Tampa. Well,
thank you very much. And if you listen to that
Chris Stapleton record the full record, don't do it to
we're off the yre because then that's not good for us.
That's all I'm saying. Perfect, Thank you guys. A day.
Sarah and Wichita Kansas, you're on the show. What's going on? Um? Yeah,
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I heard that song and me and my kids just
started like bawling our eyes out because we just lost
our Maverick a couple of months ago, and we decided, okay,
we need another companion because I have six kids, and
that we couldn't bring ourselves to get another dog just
because we were so heartbroken, so we ended up getting
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a pet skunk instead. That that that song just really
hit home. You got a pet skunk? Still? Is it
still able to spray? No? Huh, Yeah, it's good. How
invasive is that? It's not too bad? It just like
they just kind of go in the right inside their
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little but out. Yeah, mine moved. You're glad? Yeah, yeah,
well said, I appreciate the call. I hope you have
a great day. Thank you too, all right, see you later.
Best and worse from the weekend. Let's go around the
room here, my best. I had a good weekend. I
was in Dallas. I did some demo demolition. Oh nice,
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you destroyed stuff. Yeah, but different. It wasn't with the
wrecking ball. Oh what was it with sledgehammer? Jackhammer? Oh
that's tough that you know you watch it on TV.
It looks so fun like you just stand on and
it stinks. Yeah, I feel like those things shake your
whole body. Is that true? Well, there's a ninety pound
one that it weighs ninety pounds. That one was tough.
(01:10:55):
There's a forty pound which I was a little better with.
But I did both of those. I did. I had
a concrete saw. Oh wow. On my Instagram you see
me holding the saw. Um I did torching. So it'll
be on an episode of my nat Geo show next
year when it comes out. Are your hands all rough
and stuff? I'm okay, listen. I used to help build
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houses and our roofed houses forever. So I did enough
construction to feel comfortable after a minute because I had
to learn the tools. Yeah, but I was exhausted for
three days. I was just breaking my back. Um. So
I did that and it was great and I got
out and didn't hurt. That's good. I love the people
I was shooting with this weekend because this show is
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so much about other people's stories too. It's a mixture
of I would say, dirty jobs, Jackass and Anthony Bourdain
and at the end, move that bust. Which show is that? Yeah?
So I like all my favorite shows, and I was like,
what can I like? What's kind of take a little
bit from each of them and make what I will
be the perfect shows. So that was a great love
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that And then the worst is, you know, I broke
my tooth before the show, and it's a little shaky,
and I can't think I'm gonna fall out all weekend.
It's still there and I'm having I have to go
in today and get needled gassed and have it switched out.
It's not good. It's not good. Yeah, but at least
I'm able to do that. So that's probably the worst
(01:12:21):
part of the weekend at a pretty good weekend. Honestly, yeah,
you I had a really good weekend. It started off
on Saturday. I want a bet that would get one
ninety dollars. All my bets I spent a dollar on it,
so they were really high risk bets. This was eight
games that I had to hit. I hit eight games
and one ninety bucks nice on Saturday a brown three o'clock.
So that was awesome. Well, speaking of betting, I told
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you guys before the Masters, like, I'm bet Dustin Johnson. Yeah, Bucks,
how is that not your good thing? I don't know.
That was awesome? Yeah, so good, congratulations, thank you? What else? Well,
that was good. I would say the worst thing is
all day on Sunday, We're like, oh, I'm gonna grill burgers.
I'm gonna growl burgers, and uh we got burgers. I
marinated in real nice, looked up a cool recipe, turned
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on the gas grill, put the burgers on, and five
minutes later the gas died. Oh you ran out of gas.
So that kind of was a downer and I'm like, Grid,
I have to put this on the skillet now. Speaking
of eating, on Thursday's show, we have the chips right,
oh god, those ghost pepper chips that people say you
can't eat just you can't eat one. It's not even
like pringles where you can't eat just one. It's you
can't eat one. Right, one chip? How much did one
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chip cost? One chip costs fifteen dollars? And so we
have them here on Thursday's show because we didn't have them.
Get we got two in case one of them breaks
or yeah it's not true. Yeah he's already in case
somebody steals one of them, not gonna have him. Whatever,
we have two, and we have a wheel setup. So
on Thursday's show around this time, we're gonna spend that wheel,
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lose the rest to eat that chip. We thought about
doing it today, but after going to the dentist and
if I lose, and I'm like, yeah, miserable for that, Yeah,
lunchbuck best and worse best would be we went to
this thing called Jurassic Quest. I mean it was something
to get out of the house where you drive through
and you get to see a bunch of dinosaurs, and
the kids liked it and it was really cool just
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getting out of the house. Then worse the times would
still be planting trees that my wife volunteered for me for,
you know, and we talked about it earlier on the show.
But godly that sucked three hours of planting trees. Did
you make any friends though? No? I mean I talk
to some lady I don't remember her name, Pam or something.
I saw a couple of my friends that were out
doing it too. Oh did you So there must have
been a lot of folks out doing it. Oh, there's
(01:14:31):
a lot of people. And my wife was not one
of those people included. She just volunteered me for it.
So I had an orange vest, like I was in
community service and I had to sign a release and
here you go and then you go and they dropped
trees off and you sit there and plant them. But
where do you plant them? And were you buy yourself?
I was by myself digging holes. I mean everybody had
the like they had spray painted spots where you were
(01:14:53):
supposed to plant the trees. And you just go to
a spot, you start digging, and you start digging. Then
you put the tree in and the tree expert comes
and shows you how to like break up the roots,
and then you put it in. Then you move on
to the next one. How many trees that you planned,
I'll probably like six, that's awesome. Three hours. Yeah, it's
not bad. It's really cool. I have no idea how
many trees' supposed to play well, and then think those
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trees are there forever. I mean, they're just gonna be
there every time you go check it out. That's my treat.
If it lives, it will that's it. That's the best
and works. So you guys can call us if you want.
Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's our phone number.
I saw Ryan heard country artist Ryan heard tweet hate
Radio Folks made for you by Jaco, and it's one
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of the best songs you've got right now, let's hear it.
I'm fighting the same fight. There is no reason people
shouldn't be playing this song more he is people. I
was like, well, if you don't put it out a
song that's fast and no tempo, listeners won't like it.
I think you're insulting the listeners. We like good songs period,
like just like its Chris Stampleton song, like, well, we
don't need a slow song. It's a great song. This
(01:15:54):
is Jaco and I'm gonna play it for you. I'm
gonna courage everybody to play this more. It's called made
for you, Bobby Bon't show. Water towers made for hearts
(01:16:14):
and made Friday nights, made for football games, Falling leaves
made from falling in front porch steps, made for good
night kissing. And I was made for you. Yeah, I
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was made for you. Summer jobs, made for spending cash,
second days, made for going back the curfuse, made for
(01:17:02):
sneaking past two hums, made ful pissed off dads. And
it was made for you. Yeah, was made for you.
Like a ship with thou scene or a song without
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email deed, I don't know where I'd bear, would i'd do?
Because I was made for you? Do you know? What's
segment from last week just got a lot of reaction
(01:17:49):
with me admitting that I like to be the little
spoon sometimes kind of reaction. God Mix Mix. A couple
big country stars reached out to me, and when I
mean big, I mean large human males going hey, I
like to be the little spoon sometimes too, And apparently
it's all yeah, And apparently it's not called little spoon
when the bigger guy does it, it's called jetpacking. She's
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a jetpack. That's a better name for yea, yeah, yeah,
a bit better. But what I say is, in case
you missed the show, I roll over and I like
to be the little spoon, and I say, hey, hug me,
and then she puts her arm over me, and I
prefer to be cuddled and love that way. Jet pet.
Not all the time, but definitely sometimes. Hey, last night,
I liked it. Sometimes I fall asleep in thirty five minutes,
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that's usually the time. As soon as she put the
arm over, three to five minutes later, I'm out. So
I like to will make it fun of me online,
but had a lot of people standing up for me
as good. Here is a voicemail we got from over
the weekend, the conversation you had Friday about i'bby like
in being the little spoon. In my opinion, it takes
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more of a man to admit that he needs extra
care or love anybody else. I've been married forty three years,
and I didn't get married so that somebody would take
care of me. I got married so that I would
have a partner. And that's what marriage is about, being partners,
not about who's stronger or who's whatever. You're in it together.
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Love that call the wise person right there? Thank you,
like I didn't you do that? No, but thank you
for standing out for me. I've always struggled with letting
people love me. Now I can't get enough of it.
So who's the large country singer that? Yeah? I would
never embarrass them, but it makes them a better bigger man. Yeah,
it makes a bigger man. Yeah, that's a good point.
If this person ever wants to come on and admit
(01:19:39):
to it, please do so. Because two reached out. One
of them was very adamant about it. This is awesome.
I wonder who that is? Who would you guess though?
Luke Combs interesting? Wow, I'm not gonna say who it is.
Which country star do you think admits to Bet? I'm
not close friends with Toby so yeah he's so you
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think Luke Combe or Stapleton? Chris Okay, lunchbox could be
Brett Eldridge. He's tall, he's a dude. He's a big dude.
What other big oh Charles Kelly, Boy, that's a jet pack.
I've ever seen one seven feet tall. Thank you, guys
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for all the voicemails. You can always leave them eight
seven seven seventy seven Bobby. This is Billy. I just
want to thank you for that netbook, Fail Until You Don't.
I've read it twice and I just nail finally got
the promotion at for seven years at the City Training
until I didn't. Thank you. Yeah, congratulations. See number one
(01:20:43):
trade of success isn't skill, isn't talent, It's perseverance because
the other stuff you'll develop, you'll develop a skill if
you keep at it. When people say, hey, Bobby, you're talented,
I get offended because I'm not talented. I just have
lowered my head and continued to push. So Billy, congratulations.
If anyone should check out that book, it's called Fail
Until You Don't. I wrote it, I'm proud of it.
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For some reason, people keep buying it, so so thank
you very much. Here's a voicemail we got last night
Morning Studio, Bobby. Has anybody ever told you you sound
just like Michael J. Fox? But I also wanted to
thank you guys for bringing some joy into all of
our lives right now. It has been a struggle for
all of us. I'm a teacher, and listening to your
(01:21:26):
show after work I'm on my walk has definitely brightened
on my day, So I hope you guys have a
great day. Appreciate that. No, I've never been told Michael J. Fox,
but I get it. Yeah, I guess I kind of
hear it now. I never thought of it though. Okay,
say say, Doc, you built a time machine out of
a Dolorean. Doc, you built a time machine out of
(01:21:48):
a Dolorean. I hear it back now. Okay, let me
tell you the story, because I read it and I thought,
is it weird? Is it loving? You know, it's never
easy to get over the loss of someone, and it's
one guy is keeping the memory of his late wife
alive with his new wife. Some people think it's totally creepy.
(01:22:10):
There's a guy. He says he lost his first wife
a long time ago, and while he's still not completely
over it, he says he's a long way from where
he once was. He explains that he tries to keep
her memory alive, and one of those ways is by
keeping her perfume around so he can keep that scent,
her scent present. And while that doesn't sound so bad,
it does when you find out he keeps that sent
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around by buying that perfume for his current wife, and
he never told her that's why he chose the scent.
That's that's tough. It's tough. It's not right because he's
not wrong. If he was telling her and he was like, hey,
then but nobody's getting hurt. Where did you fall in
(01:22:53):
this edite? Definitely not creepy. I don't think it's a
creepy thing. I'm sure it's a real thing that happens
when you lose a loved one. But it's definitely not
fair either for this new wife to be try to
be that old person by wearing her perfume and not
even knowing it. It's just that, just one percent and
not fair to HER's it. He says he never forced
her to wear it, He buys it for her, encouraged her,
(01:23:16):
and so she does, and argues that he hasn't tried
to do anything else like make her change her look. Okay,
well that would be really crazy. Maybe he could just
like spray it on a shirt or I don't know, dude,
I think you gotta let it go. I think I've
never gone through this before, but I would think that
if you want to move on in a new relationship,
you'd have to let go of that lunchbox look, it's
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a loving way to remember his wife. And he married
this woman, this new woman. He's in a relationship with her,
so he's moved on. It's just maybe that's his favorite perfume.
Smelling it, you know, that's what he likes. I don't
see anything wrong with there's no Maybe it's his favorite smell,
he says, why, Yeah, Yeah, it's just it's a good smell.
I think you just have to be honest about it now.
You can't now because then she'll be mad. You can
(01:24:00):
go back, like you. She'd have been mad at the
beginning too. It's not like early on she's gonna be
receptive to it. Bones. I don't think she would do
it if she knew. That's why. I don't know. I
don't know. I don't either. That that's I'll tell you.
We'll post it on Facebook. A few people over there
have opinions. I think they do. Yeah, a couple. Yeah,
search for the Bobby Bone Show on Facebook and let
us know. Apparently, it's bad for your own health to
(01:24:21):
hold grudges because you're just increasing your own stress and
you at a greater risk of hard attack. And if
you forgive those who have wrong view you'll experience a
reduction and stress symptoms. You know, I got about two
grudges I'm still holding. Oh how old are those? One's
about seven years? Okay, the other's like twenty. Oh boy,
(01:24:42):
but let it go, dah bo. I can't let the
one in the past seven years, I can almost shake
off It's it's definitely a Nashville grudge. I think of
what this could be exactly. It's an artist. Okay, it's dull,
it's it's a guy. It's definitely a rudge. Got it that.
I'm just like, you know what, I'm never gonna get
(01:25:02):
over it. Secondly, the other one is like Austin. Oh boy,
that's home rooted. Oh well, dude, you gotta think like
you know what, Like my heart can just have an
attack because I ain't remember the reason for these two,
like the real reason. Yeah, okay, well then you should
probably still have the grudge. Yeah, just say if you
can't remember what you're fighting for it anymore. Mostly I
do a pretty good job. You know. It's not worth
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the stress, the anger. I don't want anyone to taking
that space up in my head. However, there are two
folks in Austin. They were together oh I remember this. Okay,
I got it. I got a big old butt cheep.
They can still kiss because they made my life a
living hell. Oh boy. And then the Nashville one. You
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know it is what it is? Is it causing you stress?
Like those things, you don't even think about it until
it comes up and I'm like, yep, still got a grudge.
Um done, there isn't it just on my gravestone. It'll
still held a good Yeah, I'm done, get fired up
thinking about it. Amy should be back tomorrow. Thank you
for listening. I'm going to get a new tooth put in.
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Oh is it the one that you ride after the
show today? I gotta go out broke it and show.
Gotta go get the other one put on. I've had
a temporary end, but it held all weekend. I was
gonna say, because I don't see a gap. So you're good.
Held all weekend. So thank you guys. Have a great day.
We'll see you on Tuesday. Okay, I'll be bold