Songs That Remind Us Of Our Childhood + Bobby Feud: Best Candy Bars In America + Taylor Acorn Blows Us Away With Her Performance!

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
What's Happened to Friends? Welcome to Thursday's show More in
studio morning yesterday, Mike d had made me a game
about the first of the month, famous first. I didn't
play it. We finished the show. He's like, well, we
can't use that game now until next month, and I
was like, right, I said, contra, I'm all fair. We'll
do it on the dank second of the month. Oh,
whatever you want, that's right, wake up until you fire me. Hey,

(00:32):
I got this. We're doing what we want, all right.
Here we go, um, since it's the start of a
new month, So if you can hit the famous first. Okay,
these are all famous firsts, but they get a little
harder as we go. Who invented the first lightball? Baby
Thomas Edison? Correct, lunchbox. Who were the first people to

(00:54):
fly a plane? That's the Wright brothers, correct Eddie. Who
was the first woman to fly across the Atlantic Ocean? Oh,
her name is Amelia Earhart. Correct? Nice job, everybody, thank you? Amy?
Who so the first American flag? Betsy Ross? Correct lunchbox.

(01:18):
Who was the first president to live in the White House? Oh,
that's the trick question. That's um John Adams correct or
George step On. That Eddie who was the first country
artist to sell over ten million copies of an album.
What ten million copies of an album was? Give me Garth?

(01:41):
The album was Roping the Wind? Yeah? Amy, who's the
first face on Mount Rushmore? I don't know how they
chose to carve that out, but I'll go with George Washington. Correct.
Nice Lucebock, who was the first member of the Beatles

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to pass away. Come on, you got it? Oh? Yeah
you got this? Yeah, you got it? Was it the
guy that got shot? Uh? I don't know that his name?
But John Lennon Is he still alive? Yoko ono? Is
that the woman? Uh? Paul McCartney, I saw him in person?

(02:26):
He's Um. John Lennon still does songs? Uh? Ringo stars
the one? We don't know? Who's the other one? Um?
I guess Lennon, I don't know. I don't Your answer
is John Lennon. Yeah, I have no idea. The one
you're thinking of it? George Harrison is not alive. Oh
dang it? Do you want to switch to George Harrison? No,

(02:49):
but answers John Lennon. He died first. Yeah, I thought
John Lennon still did song. Yeah, No, no, he doesn't
it Eddie Yep. What was the first Marvel movie relates
to two thousand and eight, Who what whoa? Whoa whoa?
Two thousand and eight first Marvel movie, the MCU Marvel

(03:09):
Cinematic Universe, two thousand and eight. Were we here in
two thousand and eight? No, crap, I don't know this.
You were working news or something. I guess iron Man, right, Wow,
that was the first guy. I don't know. I was

(03:30):
just gonna say, Captain America, Amy, I'm gonna put you
on a timer on this one seconds. No, because if
you sit long enough with it, you'll get it. When
listing the United States alphabetically, what's the first state? Yeah,
fifteen seconds? Alabama, Arkansas, Alaska, Ala, Alaska, Alabama. At a

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lab Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, No, Indiana, hold on time, your
answer Alabama? Correct? Rold Todd lunchbox. What was the first
US state? You got this? Yeah? Up there in the colonies.

(04:13):
We'll go with first one popped from my head. Virgin incorrect,
you know it? No, Delaware, Delaware. How is Delaware the
first state? It's like the tiniest, most insignistic though. Delaware
is awesome, Eddie and I played the show. I think
it's beautiful up there. Where do we play? Oh? Yeah,
all right, I think so. Let's see and everybody that

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lives in Delaware that listens to our show lunch Box, Yeah,
I love it up there. We don't agree. There's so
much history, Eddie, to stay in the game here, mom.
What was the first song released using auto tune on
the vocals in nineteen ninety eight? Ninety eight? Give Me Share?
Do you Love? Is it love? Do you believe in love?

(04:58):
After love? Life after love? Share? Share? Is the is
the artist? What's the song? Oh? Is it Believe? I
just see a title of the song. Oh man, Oh
do you believe in life after love? After love? After love?
I think it's do Is it believe? Believe? I thought it.

(05:24):
It's gonna be something? Yeah? Wait, wait later really okay, okay,
we have one final question at speed round between you two.
You're waiting, so whoever you're out, it's either Amy or
Eddie buzzing with your name if you What were Neil
Armstrong's first words on the Man Amy small step for man,

(05:50):
giant step for mankind? What is your competation? Bones? The
way it went? With that's one small step for man
one giant leap. It might be September second day and
we still finished the scares. Scares all right, welcome everybody.

(06:14):
Let us open up the mail bag, get something we
call Let's go, hey, Bobby Bones. Now that we are
back in the office, I've been bringing my lunch every
day to save money, but at least twice a week,
someone still some the food from my bag. This has
been happening for weeks. I finally decided to do something

(06:36):
about it. So yesterday, when I was making my burrito,
I decided to go heavy on the hot sauce. Yes,
which is not like it anyway, but it's probably too
spicy for normal taste buds. Sure enough, lunchtime comes, I
go to find my lunch. It's missing. About twenty minutes later,
I heard coughing coming from an office. Got him. It's

(06:58):
my boss's office. I mean, it wasn't a COVID cough.
It was definitely I ate something too hot cough. What
do I do now? I didn't expect it was my
boss steal on my food. Who can I complain to?
Do you think this may have stopped him from stealing
my lunch? For good signed Sean. Well, sometimes my grandma

(07:21):
will give me three letters and she would say you
are s O l if it's your boss. Yeah, but
that's not fair. No way, ain't fair. What I would do.
I would be strategic about it. And you think hot
sauce is bad, Wait un till you put some other
stuff in there. But you put it in there not

(07:41):
to eat it, not poison guys. You no, no, no,
but you can make it extremely uncomfortable to eat where
he gets used to after a few days going I'm
not I don't want that that person everything they eat
is too hot, Like you can stop it that way
through pattern of of him not wanting to eat that anymore.

(08:02):
You don't complain when you get to HR. You just
condition him to hate it. You have to until you
get a new boss or a new job. Because let's
say you go to HR and they go to the
boss and be like, hey, you've been stealing food. He's
gonna know his food he's been stealing, and he may
not do it outwardly, but he's probably gonna have take
a little little harder on you. It's stinks. It's not fair.
I would make your food really tough to eat, but

(08:26):
I would have a secondary lunch, and it stinks you
have to do this. I have a secondary lunch kind
of hidden. Very interesting. Well what would you do, Amy,
I don't know. It just makes me think of my
friend Ross, who had a sandwich that got stolen at work. Well,
that's exactly what you do everything culture, you're you're stealing
my bit. Now Ross is on friends, but you can't
say their name. I say, what do I say? As

(08:49):
soon as that Ross we went. You know a friend
named Ross must be talking about friends. Okay, So I say, oh,
we'll see. This happened to my friend once and he
had the sandwich in the work in the fridge at work, okay,
and his sandwich disappeared and then he got really mad.
And later he found out was one of his co workers.
And I think, did he punch him? You don't even
know that. I know he was angry. If it was

(09:13):
a peer, it would be different. You could complain. If
it's your boss that stinks, you gotta make him just
not want your food anymore, or you gotta bring food
and I'll keep in a different place. Yeah, that's what
I was thinking. Bring your own little cooler or something. Yeah,
so not the best news to share. Sometimes life ain't fair.
But as long as you know that we care. Oh nice, Ryan,
than you do a song of that? Right there you go,

(09:34):
thank you. That's a sad mail bag. Close it up,
we got your That was about ye. Last week we
talked about how women like funny guys and lunchbox. I
was like, no, women like guys have money more like
funny guy. Yeah, money is more important than funny. Money

(09:55):
makes them funny. I don't think. I don't think that's
It's like, where do you fall on this? Me? Yeah,
because because the thing was, we talked about how important
humor is, and we said, hey, your husband's not that funny.
He has other redeeming qualities that we don't have, like
being awesome, but he's not funny. Right So yeah, so
clearly I'm not. But he also didn't have money, so

(10:18):
like I when I'm married. When I married him, he
was like a low ranking officer in the Air Force.
So how important is humor to you? Oh? I mean
I feel like it's important, but I would say I'm
more the funnier one in the relationship. I don't know.
I do think that over time, there's a side of
him that people don't get to see. And I know

(10:40):
y'all don't believe me, but he has this drier sense
of humor that comes out. He's just more of a
quiet person. So he he's not it's not like he's
just like I don't because you're not You're not going
to see it. He hasn't showed it to I've been
not playing golf for hours at a time, and I like,
I'm not even like he would not even say he's funny.

(11:00):
I'm not like trying to defend that. I'm just saying
there is a side of him that can be funny.
But you're the funny one. You said it, Eddie, who's
the funny one in your relationship? I'm the clown dude.
I make everyone laugh in my family. I used to
think I would be in regardless of about relationship. I'm
not not you. I get paid to be funny. I
go do I do stand out, and I'm still not

(11:21):
the funniest person in my family. Your wife is hilarious.
He's the funniest person of it. She's quick, funnier than
I ever. It is awesome, though, Okay, here we go.
Lunchbox goes out on the streets and says, hey, women
talk to them. How important this humor? Yo? Money? Or
I didn't know that. She just says he's asking about humor.

(11:43):
I didn't know it was money or funny. That's pretty funny. Okay?
Is it okay? Go ahead? Money or funny? Well? Is
he hot and he's funny? Or is he less rich?
Let's say he's hot and rich but he's not funny.
I don't know. If he can't throw some one liners
at me, probably won't do it. Isn't money more important
than being funny. You can be as rich as you want,

(12:05):
but if you have poor personality, then no, I don't
want to talk to the law my whole relationship. Okay,
I need funny. I like how he's trying to talk
people into their answer. He's not just outpolling people, is
I No? No, no, no. Here's the second one. When
you're dating a guy, is it important that he is funny? Absolutely?

(12:27):
Let's say he's a multi millionaire but he has no,
he's not funny? Still date him? No? Why? Because I
laugh all the time. I laugh about everything, even serious talk.
So yeah, money doesn't matter. I definitely have to have
somebody that's going to be funny and laugh at my
dumb jokes. We think about that, man, I think people

(12:50):
are embarrassing a mitt that they like money. Like, when
it comes down to it, if they had a stack
of money and a funny guy standing next to him,
they'd go for the stack of money. But to make
themselves look good, they say, Oh, humor is so important
to me. So if there was a good looking, broke comedian, yes,
or a stack of money with fifty grand, they're gonna
go to the fifty grand. I just don't think. So

(13:11):
here's one more. How important is funny? Is it important
that he's funny? Yeah? Okay, okay. Let's say that someone's
super rich, like he's millionaire, but he's not funny. Would
you date him? Yeah? So you thought about it. Yeah, okay,
what if he's a smoke Oh what if he's a
smokin and he's a millionaire but not funny him? So

(13:34):
you would say, so give it up. So what you're
saying is funny, it's important to a level, but once
they're rich and hot, not really that okay. So what'd
you learn from this experiment? I learned that women will
lie to your face because they don't want to admit.
They're all about the money. So what was your wife
and for uh me a good looking famous um and

(13:57):
no funny your money? Oh, probably money okay, but she
didn't get my money, so that's tricks on her. So
you think you have enough money to affect especially when
you met your Yeah, I had a house, and you're
cool with her liking you because you're famous. Yeah, but
don't tell him he's famous. Words words. Yeah, I had

(14:19):
a house, so she had somewhere to move into. That's
a pretty big deal. Shelter. Yeah, put a roof over
her head, she did, she she was renting. Yeah, I
like the ways said. So you think because you had
a house, you're so good looking and you had some
level of notoriety. Absolutely, that's what got her. Yeah, and

(14:43):
you're okay with that. That's cool with me. I mean
it does a good job, doesn't it. It does. I
used my platform to get you know, and that's what
that's what we're all here for, to get what, you know, what,
to get her to get her? Okay, get her. You
feel like she used you for stuff a little bit. Yeah,
I mean she wanted to go from paying rent to
living in a house that has owned as she had

(15:05):
to pay you rent. Yeah, okay, Well she pays a
part of the mortgage. Because they don't share money separate accounts,
she still pays a part of them with her own money. Yeah.
So again, I'm so confused with she with you for
money or funny. I'll probably money okay and clarifying and
he always knows an option. All right, thank you. The

(15:32):
latest from Nashville and Tullywood Morgan number two, thirty second Skinny.
Keith Urban says that performing for fans is his biggest reward.
Seeing people connect to the music is the absolutely, hands
down biggest reward for me, especially when you go to
a place you've never been to before and it's it's
all these people, I mean lots of people that they've

(15:53):
never met, a single one of them, and they're singing
to every word and you realize that it's not just
the pretty mald and everything. They really they get the
songs and it's amazing. Darius Rucker talked about the pizza
job he used to have as a teen. I was
fifteen and I worked at a pizza place and the
guy decided at fifteen that I could not only clean

(16:14):
the floors and wash the dishes. I also had to
make pizza, and so for two months they told me
how to make pizza. Carrie Underwood remembers her jobs at
a gas station and a hotel. My first job was
at a gas station and that was a lot of
fun actually. And while I was working at the gas station,
I took on another job at a hotel down the

(16:36):
street and there was nobody else working there. I had
one day of training and then the next day I
came in and the lady that had worked there the
longest and was training me just didn't show. So on
my second day of work, I was now in charge.
I'm Morgan number two. That's your skinny Hall. It's time
for the good news, okay. So a senior skip day

(17:03):
nineteen eighty seven and Donald Brandle he decided he was
going to go to the beach and catch some waves.
He lost his class ring that day, though, and he
was like, well, I guess I'm never going to see
that again. Well, here we are all these years later,
thirty four years to be exact, and his ring has
been found. So there's this guy, Clint Hayworth. He's a
postal worker by day, but a let me guess metal

(17:25):
detector person by night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was gonna
say metal detector enthusiasts on the weekends. And he recently
found the ring and threw some detective work, and after
he cleaned it up and everything, he at least knew
the school name, the year that there was a little
surfer emblem on there, and the initials d EB. So
he was able to track down, you know, Donald, the owner.

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And it's so cool he got his ring back. And
I find hope when I hear stories like this, because
I lost my aggie ring in Southern Pines, North Carolina,
like twenty eleven or so. You lost a lot of
rings over there in Southern Pine wedding ring, yes, class ring,
But this was when our house was broken into it,
so I don't know if it was stolen. I think,

(18:10):
at least that's what I've told myself it was stolen,
or maybe I just lost it somewhere when we were
living in that house. But I'm hopeful that one day
it's going to turn up. When you got your aggie ring,
what's the tradition of Texas A and M you drink
a big thing of beer with it. Yeah, you dunk
it and what do you mean you don't? So you
drop it in a picture of beer. You go to
the Dixie Chicken, or you could do it anywhere. Some
people do it at their house, but the tradition as

(18:31):
you go there. That's where we went. And I couldn't
do it a picture, so I did like a pint.
I think it's smaller, and I did it that way.
What do they do? I don't understand. You drop it
in at the bottom and then you chug it and
then picture yes, yes, and then you get the ring
in your mouth and choke on the ring too, so
you might get alcohol poisoning and then you might choke
to death on a ring. You would love this. So

(18:53):
for the non drinkers, they would go get a huge
ice cream Sunday and dunk their ring and ice cream
and at all and then boom the ring would be that.
I don't want anything in my mouth where the ring
might choke me and I might die. Yeah. Yeah, I'll
tell you what. I've seen a couple of these, and
what happens is they catch it with their teeth and
when they finish the beer, but then they throw up immediately.

(19:14):
I'm not a big tradition. Guy, I like if you
continue something because it works, right, Like, I don't think
we continue anything simply because the tradition. I like continue
in traditions if there's a good reason to do it.
This is not something I can see being a good tradition.
You don't like Duncan, that's terrible. You would not like
Texas A and M then, because that's like every single
thing tradition, tradition, tradition. Let me say this to all

(19:34):
our listeners in College station. First of all, I'm sure
you're great people, yes, but I hope you beat the
crap out of you in football this year. I'll beat
the crap out of you. But they're really good this year.
All right, Amy? Is that it? Yeah? All right, there
you go. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. It's time for Amy and Lunchbox. You'll
do a play each other in a game. I'll ask

(19:55):
Amy questions Lunchbox should know, Then Lunchbox questions Amy should know.
Let's get up first. A whiskey sour familiar. Yeah. It
typically contains a whiskey, lemon juice, sugar, and an optional

(20:18):
dash of what kind of food? What? Wow? I have
no idea, because I'm never a food you dash the
food in it. A whiskey sour typically contains whiskey, lemon juice, sugar,
whiskey lemon juice, sugar, and an optional dash of what
kind of food? Food? I have? Um food, a dash

(20:46):
of food in it, A dash of food or like
sitting on the cup whiskey sour like a lemon drop
yo um, bacon, bacon. Not a bad guess, maybe a
great guest. So I should try that incorrect lunchbox. I'll
go with lemon egg whites. Oh yeah, you need that now,

(21:09):
I do. I feel like my dad maybe has made
that yep, amy ye. How long is each round in
a men's professional boxing match? I have no idea. One round.
I mean, I don't really feel like they can make

(21:29):
them that long because they have to go like sometimes five, six, seven,
eight rounds. Maybe five minutes the five minutes incorrect lunchbox,
three minutes correct amy. In the seventies, a famous track
and field coach used a waffle iron to create the

(21:50):
soul of what brand of sneakers? In the seventies, a
famous track and field coach used a waffle iron to
create the soul of which brand of sneakers Adidas incorrect?
Lunchbox Nike correct Nike waffle? Amy did bad? Give it

(22:15):
to you? Straight? You did bad? Lunchbox Ready? Ready? What
part of the face is a spooley brush used on
a spooley brush? What part of the face is a
spooley brush used on? Definitely the eyelashes incorrect? Amy needs

(22:39):
this to steal cheeks? Incorrect answers eyebrows? Okay, what are these? Okay?
Lunchbox Chanelle is a luxury brand based in what country? Country? Uh? Chanel?

(23:06):
That sounds um foreign, so foreign for France? France? Correct?
Whoa yeah? Lunchbox baby's breath as a type of what
oh it's a type of flower? Correct? Boy won that one?

(23:28):
Running a big winter today Lunchbox we no matter what
enough every time I tell everybody nice day there, which
makes the score two to two overall, as they played

(23:49):
a five nice shout lunch Box Big winner today on
the Bobby Bones Show. Now, Taylor a coin. Taylor is
one of my favorite new artists in Nashville. And you
came in one with a bunch of TikTok people, right,
I did, yeah, and then you had I think like
eighty or ninety thousand TikTok followers. Now you have over
two hundred thousand. Yeah, what are you doing on TikTok

(24:10):
that's working so well? Do you think? Honestly? Just putting
out covers of songs that I love. It's been really
cool because it's like hitting almost like a new vein
of people that I never thought I would all of
like the old school emo kids like me. So, I mean,
I don't know, just putting out songs that I love,
and I don't know what's been taken off. I guess

(24:31):
we'd play you a lot, and I'll put you on
the Women of O Heart Country, the national show that
we do, and it gets such a great response. I
think you. We have this song that we've put in
called Like the Movies, which is your song? It's mine? Yea, yeah,
did you write that one? I did, So tell me
about that you walk into the room, and who do
you write it with and what's kind of the idea
behind it. I actually wrote that one by myself. Wow. Yeah,
So I was sitting in my living room it was

(24:54):
like mid COVID and just kind of reflecting on a
lot of past situations, relationships, in my life and just
things that have happened. I talk about the first verse
my dad passed away when I was really young, and
kind of seeing my mom go through situations from when
I was young till growing up in relationships, and I

(25:16):
was like, you know, this is kind of a cool
concept that I don't think I've ever really touched on.
And I had never really told a bunch of people
that I had been in that situation. So just kind
of sat there with myself and was like, I'm going
to write a song and wrote the chorus. Thought it
was really cool, took it to my producer Andrew, and
we just kind of we finished it up and now

(25:38):
it's like the movies and you guys play it, which
is really awesome. Would I know, you have your guitar
with you? Would you mind playing us some of like
the movies? Yeah? Of course. Taylor Acorn is here, right,
she prepares herself. Follow her on Instagram at Taylor Acorn Music,
and she has a different TikTok name which messes me
up here at Taylor Acorn one. But here is like
the movies from Taylor Acorn was she knew and I

(26:01):
was eight thing the Prince in the state, and not
to believe everything I see on the television because after
my dad died, even though she never let us see
you cry, my mom was broken aside because she just

(26:22):
lost her best friend. Why don't they prepare for that?
The picture perfect life you had goes black loving like
the movies. You can't save you with a song. It

(26:43):
ain't one big happy and then when you wake up
and it's so gone, when no one comes to save you,
you learn to save yourself the world. It just keeps
going on. Wow your goal and foo, No, it's not

(27:04):
all that. It's cut it out to be loving like
the moonees. Oh, Taylor Acorn, that's so good. Thank you.

(27:26):
It is such the perspective is so true and so
many people can appreciate that one. Thank you. Taylor will
be out with us on Saturday and Sunday and come
and watch her perform because as you can hear, she
is so good. You can follow her on Instagram or TikTok.
I do have some of your TikTok clips because you
do what's called emo countries, so you're a country artist,

(27:47):
but you also do emo songs like from back in
the Day, which is fun. Here is a clip of
her doing Google dolls, iris and Casato thing did I
would stream this as this is such a good version
of it. I think the first song I ever played

(28:09):
of Taylor's was a cover, a Matchbox twenty cover. Yeah
it was unwell. Yeah, oh, I'm not crazy. I'm just
a little I'm played that on the Female Shifts. I
guess I've, like, secretly, even to myself, been a massive
Taylor Acorn fan for a long time. Who knew, Um,
here is unwell, this is Taylor's Matchbox twenty cover. Yeah,
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little well, I don't know.

(28:32):
Run oh you can't, but stay well, maybe they'll say
a different I'm not crazy. Did you get made fun
of as a kid for the last name Acorn? Um?
I mean, not really made fun of. More so people
would be like, oh, you're nut, or like I ran

(28:54):
track in college and my coach would always say Taylor's squirrel.
I don't know why he thought it was so funny,
but I feel like little like things like that or
Taylor Walnut, you know, but anybody. I mean, I guess
it's hard to make fun of the name Acorn. Yeah,
it's kind of cool. It's like I love that acorn
spice countertop spray. Well, my best friend growing up was

(29:15):
named Michael Pinecone and he always I'm just it wasn't
I was gonna say. You never know. Listen, Taylor, I'm
a massive fan. So thank you for performing for us,
and then thank you for coming out this weekend and
people can come out to New Bronfels between Austin and
San Antonio and watch Taylor perform on Saturday and then
on Sunday at Bobbyfest in Wichita, Kansas. And so I

(29:36):
think we're gonna have you up one of the nights too.
Did you know that we already tell you already talked
to you about that? Um, I think they did mention
that I've been We'll leave it there. Yeah, I've been
trying to process. Well. We can't wait to see it
perform live, and you guys come out to bobby Fest
or go follow Taylor Acorn or stream her music. Here's
a voicemail we got last night. Hey studio, I have

(29:57):
a question for Eddie. I was wondering what the update
on his diet was. I know how he was doing me.
Matthew McConaughey, diet Where he lost a bunch of weight,
and then the wedding happened, so I was wondering if
Eddie was still doing that. So what's your update. Let
us know, give it to us a big boy. Now
there's no I mean, I'm back. I'm back to the
way I was. I think the diet was a thing
for What did I do for like two months or something.

(30:19):
I've probably gained all that weight back. But by the
time your wedding came around, I was at the exact
weight that I needed to be for that suit to fit.
So I'm glad I made that deadline. But now you
own the suit and you can't wear the suit anymore.
I'll go back to it. At some point I thought
about doing that to suit out. No, really, just just
let us sit out. I'll go back to that diet, man.
I mean, I always want to start a diet like

(30:40):
that and then just change my lifestyle. But it never happened.
How much did you lose in total twenty pounds? How
much did you gain back twenty pounds? There you go,
Voice number two Morning Studio. I'm a teacher getting ready
to go back to the classroom for the first time
in about a year. And a half after last year,
and I got a little bit of the case of
the yips a twist piece. Been out of it for

(31:02):
so long, been a bit since I did it. We
could use any advice. Thanks. Yeah, here's my advice about
the yips. I get them too. Sometimes doing different things, performing,
playing golf, the yips would be amy like, okay, you
know the twisties. Whenever Simone Biles was like, I get
the twisties. I'm upside down. I don't know yes, or
it's like you're nothing feels natural, so you're no confidence,

(31:23):
so everything you're doing feels out of out of whack.
The way to get rid of the yips is just
keep on yipping, keep on yipping, keep on take a
break and then keep on yipp and keep on swinging,
keep on getting on stage. That's how to fix that. Now,
if you're Simone Biles, I ain't telling you what to
do because you are a world class champion, right and
you can break your neck if you were upside but
as a teacher, you're gonna be fine. Just get in,

(31:44):
get your feet wet, then get you get up your knees.
Next thing you know, you're all the way in doing backstrokes.
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, we get that here
man reading, you know, doing different stories and playing the game.
Oh yeah, when I do tell me something goods I
get yips, get a little nervous. Yeah. Sometimes, Yeah, you're
Samy's pile of stories. So scientists are working on a

(32:04):
wireless charging room that could deliver electricity through the air
to any laptop, tablet, or phone without the need of
like a cable or plugging anything in. It sounds risky,
I know, I just feel like, oh, it sounds like
a cancer room. It does. And I wonder if people
who don't want the vaccine are going to get it
in this room, because I'm I don't know that. I

(32:27):
go stand in the room, do you just kind of
toss your phone in and back away to put on
one of those X ray jackets. Yeah, it's like I
might as well just like plug something into the wall.
But researchers say were many years away from this being
available to the public, but they have tested out in
a tin by tin room and things in there are
just charging with the air. I mean, you think about
radio waves right now, like you don't see them covering waves.

(32:49):
We have no idea the nuts. Are we dying earlier
because of it? Maybe we don't know, but I mean
there were no radio wave micro cape. Man, they died
in twelve too. We may have the different tumors or
whatnot that maybe they didn't live long enough to get
who knows. Okay, So Lauren Elena, she put out a
new album, Sitting Pretty Actually. It drops tomorrow, and she
said that writing it helped ease the depression that she

(33:11):
felt during the pandemic. The title track is a song
called on Top of the World, and I wrote it
about my struggles with depression. I was sad and then
I was mad that I was sad. And the only
thing that I know to do with those emotions is
right about them. I was talking with Lauren at the
Grand Ole Opry last week, and we're doing a nine

(33:33):
to eleven special on Circle Network and they were like, hey,
talked Lauren and you know, get her thoughts. I said, hey, Lauren,
like nine to eleven one had happened. She was like, yeah,
I wasn't. I was six years old. I was like, hey,
crazy crazy. She was like, I don't only remember I
remember my dad being sad, but it's crazy that Lauren.
I remember I'm a column but like real life adults,

(33:55):
Nell don't really have like a pure recollection of nine
to eleven. Um. Well, good, good for her. Yeah, she
said she's working on getting out on the road right now.
She was supposed to be on tour with Lord of
Georgia line, but they canceled their tour. She said she
found out about two hours before the news went public,
and it is definitely upsetting, but they're working on a
plan to get out. Not only upsetting, but like that
was her living. That's how she is right well, and

(34:17):
I feel like too. Then other people already booked up.
It's you know, like her finding maybe someone else to
hop on the road with. They're like, oh, we thought
you were already on the road with them. So anyway,
Ford Broncos they were like, they've been taken offline for
a reservation. The new ones are so popular that they've
had to take them off. They don't have any available.
Plus there's this semi conductor chip shortage. That's what we're

(34:40):
dealing with with a lot of cars. But if you
wanted one of the new ones, you might have to
wait like a really long time. And it just makes
me think of your old Broncho and I don't know
the update on that, the opposite of the new one. Yeah,
it seem old. It's like they look early seventies and
it's one of the old. For me, it's like my
favorite body style. Waited forever to find it, and then
someone hit hit it, and it's been a mess. We

(35:00):
have filed for insurance. But the problem is it's kind
of an art car they or whatever they call it,
because it's the parts itself aren't worth a whole lot.
But that old style was really cool, and so we're like,
it's worth this much, and they desire and they're like, no,
it ain't. We're only gonna give you this much insurance.
I know we're in the middle of that right now.
I don't know. I feel special like bond with Broncos

(35:21):
because that was my first car, and so I was like, oh,
anytime I see one of the new ones, look cool.
They do look cool, but nobody can really get their
hands on one. So I'm Amy. That's my pile. That
was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good
news unbox. An off duty cop in California is driving

(35:43):
home from the movies. You know, yeah, he went to
a movie theater. Crazy to Think, and Gilbert Trouche sees
a hysterical mother on the side of the road holding
her baby. He pulls over and she's like, he's not breathing.
My baby's not breathing. The officer grabs the baby, starring
boom boom boom, pounding on the back, sweeps the mouth.
Two minutes later, baby's back. A saved a life. There

(36:05):
was a lot in that story. Yeah, let me acknowledge
first by saying love that police officer was able to
do that, trained, stay calm and collected a plus story.
That's what it's all about. But I don't want to
jump out it quite yet. Okay. Number one, there was
social commentary on him going to a movie. Interesting at
the very beginning, it is setting the scene. I guess, well,
he goes, well, that's what you want to do. Or
did you say I said in that crazy he actually

(36:25):
went to a movie because there's someone on the shows.
Those movie theaters are dead. Oh no, no, I thought
you were talking COVID wise. Oh no, I'm just not
as cool he went to the movies. I thought what
I said was probably three or four years ago. In
ten years movie theaters will be nothing like they are now.
They'll basically be dead and it's already happening. I feel
like you said that more than three years ago, and
I think you said five years. No, ten, it was

(36:47):
always ten. Five years is way too quick. Every time
he says it, it's ten years. But yes, but I
still feel look at it now, I know it's almost
every movie that I want to see now I can
watch on my TV. Correct. Yeah, I mean Mike d
on his birthday we rented out a whole theater for
fifty bucks or something like. It was like they gave
us fifty bucks watch especially because it was fast and

(37:08):
furious and iine awful. Okay, that was the first part.
And then I did hear you use the word hysterical,
which is a great word to use for that. But
when I hear hysterical, I think to Medy's laughing so
hard on the side of the road, like hysterical, did
you anybody? I didn't catch that. It says when he
saw a hysterical mother, And to me, that makes sense.
But I didn't think it would be a word you
would use. Yeah, I was just like when they use it,

(37:31):
so I was like, man, I gotta set the scene.
If she's going hysterical, I gotta say, let him know
she's going hysterical. Okay, all right, what would I say,
losing her mind or going crazy? It's worried. I don't know. No,
you said it right. Freaking out just really not a
word that I would expect from you. Yeah, except for
when you're talking about my humor. You're hysterical. All right,
thank you? Shout out Officer Gilbert Troche or Truche. I

(37:53):
don't know how you say his name. That's what's all about,
right there, that was tell me something good. Let's go
over to Jessica and Wichita. Hi, Jessica, Hi, good morning,
Good morning studio. So um, I'm getting married on Sunday,
and I'm super super super sad I have to miss

(38:14):
Bobby Fest. Oh are you in Kansas? Which tall Kansas?
That's right? Yeah? Can you not move the wedding? It
should be easy, I mean just moving a few days,
moving a week, you know, no, no schule. Oh hey, well, congratulations,
that's pretty cool. I'm glad you guys are getting married.
I hate that you have to miss Bobby Fest on Sunday,
but you know what, I'm sure we'll be back in

(38:36):
which tall sometime soon, I mean, hopefully. Do you have
a favorite racing back in twenty thirteen? Do you have
a favorite raging idiot song? I know there's a lot
of them, a lot of massive fits to choose from.
I mean Chick fil A, but it's Sunday every one.
That's an old school one. It is old school, but
I do love that one. Okay, we I'll tell you what.
You can't be there, I'll play it for you in

(38:57):
a second. Okay, a deal. I'm good. Congratulations, talk to
you soon, hopefully, Thank you? All right byeye. All right,
let's do the investigative Morning Corny with Amy? Morning Corny.
What do you call an alligator with a law degree?
We have ninety seconds to figure it out. An alligator

(39:19):
with a law degree? Teeth, alligator, gator? Her a litigator?
Is what it is? Litigator? A gator? Litigation A litigator. No,
you're right, it has to be because Amy's so mad,
she just grabbed her phone and checked out a bit. Okay, good,
so we must have nailed it in like five seconds.

(39:41):
What's the joke again? System, make sure, etc. Why do
you call an alligator with a law degree? A litigator.
Why are you so upset? I'm looking for another one
in case you make me do another one because it
is so easy. Oh how about we just were good?
It wasn't easy. People don't get mad at Tom Brady
when you went to in Super Bowl. Some people do,

(40:01):
but they don't go. You know, let's make the game harder.
There we go? Yeah, all right, cool, I'll be down
on yourself. Cool, throw another one out of real quick? Oh,
bones might be a little too much. Okay, never mind,
we wore We go morning, corny. What do you call
an alligator with a law degree? What do you call

(40:22):
an alligator with a law degree? A litigator? Here we go, foolhearts.
These scam emails and text messages and phone calls, they're
getting so good, so good, it's so hard not to
fall for them. Yeah, Like there's some I'm if I

(40:43):
we didn't talk about them all the time and I
wasn't so aware I might actually fall for them. So
I know there's probably older people, like they're definitely falling
for them. Like I got an email that was so
good I couldn't believe it. Well, and I would also
go in dumber people, But then I almost fall for
him too, So I don't want of the dumber people. Now,
that's what I mean. You're so good And I would
go like, oh man, it must only be ads that
are fallen. But I've almost got Instagram hacked a few times.

(41:06):
I've click links. Amy handed me this. Can I read
this email you gave me? Or do you have it
over there? You have it? Ahead? Read it? Yeah? I
have it, and I'm telling you all there's no typos.
Sometimes those will give it away things like that, and
they even say hey, valued customer. Makes me feel warm
and fuzzy, like, hey, hey, valued customer. And it's from PayPal.
Quote in air quotes PayPal telling me that my purchase

(41:26):
for my Apple MacBook Pro for thirteen hundred dollars just
went through. The payment was successful, and then it gives
like a billing, ID all these fancy numbers, and then
it says, if you're unaware about this purchase, contact us
is as soon as possible transaction you feel like your account.
I'm like, oh my goodness, I didn't just buy a
MacBook Pro. So clearly I need to call PayPal and say, hey,

(41:48):
this wasn't me. But the thing is when you call
the number they provide, they're gonna be like, Okay, we'll
take care of this. Give us all your info and
we'll make sure that you get your money back. And
then you give all your info and the boom, they
hack you. It was so well done, spend the money,
maybe not hack you. You give them your credit card
and they just spend your credit card. Yeah, you're hacked somehow.

(42:08):
You're scammed. You're hacked. You let them into your life
because they have convinced you that you were scammed, and
then they scammed you. Well what stinks is yesterday I
got a text from Walgreens going your prescription is filled,
and I went, I ain't clucking that, and it really was.
You needed the medicine. Now came I on my deathbed
because scammers or like the time that the company was

(42:30):
trying to give everyone in the company one hundred dollars
gift card and none of us wanted to click on
it because they thought it was a scam. It turns
out it really was a thought. I know. See, I
get good ones all the time, but they call me Kelly,
and I'm thinking, well, it's close to Eddie. So sometimes
they're like, well, Kelly over a Mobile, Alabama. Jeff is

(42:53):
on the phone. Hey Jeff, thanks for calling. What's going on? Hey,
mourn Studio morning. What can we do for you? Yeah? Uh,
I got a little country song that I love called
about Jeff Carson called the Car. It's uh kind of
an emotional song for me because me and my dad
we've always had a connection with cars, and that song

(43:14):
always brings up emotions for me. And I just wondered
if there was a song for you guys that was
real emotional for y'all that brought up, you know, just
stuff either with your family or you know, brothers or
sisters or friends or whatever the case may be. That's
a good question around the room question. Yeah, when you
asked that, mine doesn't go to a sad emotion like

(43:37):
I think of Swinging from John Anderson from back in
the day. Oh yeah. And we had an old cassette
tape and this is when I was living with my
grandma because like Grandma doctor me for for a while
and she would play Swinging and all the time. It
was like she had it on repeat on streaming service.
But it was a cassette tape, but she'd rewind it

(44:00):
and it was so I if I hear this song,
which they don't play it really on the radio or
at Kroger over the top, but I do love swinging.
And my mom was a massive Judds fan. Because my
mom could actually sing a little bit. I did not
inherit that gene, but she loved the judge. And so
anytime it's like Grandpa tim about the good old day,

(44:24):
I'm just like, that reminds me of my mom, um,
and so that would be my grandmother that my mom.
If I hear dead air, reminds me of my real dad.
Oh my gosh. Yeah, I was a good one. I
was a good guys. He's been nailing the dad jokes lately,
say yes um and then just the most the saddest

(44:47):
song for me that it's not so much of me
being in a relationship with the family member, but it's
just it's so sad is cowgirls don't cry from Brooks
and Dunn and Reba. Maybe it's because it's her relationship
with their dad and I didn't have a dad, like
you get down in the therapy part of it. Maybe
because you know, she falls off the horse and he's like, hey,
cowgirls don't cry, get back up there and then there's

(45:08):
an issue in life. He's like, hey, cowgirls don't cry.
And at the end, Reba sings her part. You know
he's dying, and he's like, hey, that's okay, but cowgirls
don't cry and you're like, oh my, I mean that
song hits me. Yeah, well, that song takes you on
a journey. Yeah. So as you asked that on the spot,
I didn't know what you're gonna ask. Those are the

(45:29):
songs to me that would make me well if I
listen all through at the same time, I'm coming into
work today. That's so that that playlist ain't getting made,
so that would be me. Jeff, that's a good question. Amy,
do you have one? Yeah, I mean it's my favorite song,
Amarilla by morning, I feel like I feel all the
fields now. It used to only be happy for me,
but since losing my dad, now it's a little bit

(45:50):
more emotional and sad. But it's still such a special
song that I kind of thought after I lost my
dad because the song came on while we were we
had taken him off life support and that song he
took his last breath, like right when that song ended,
So it brings up certain emotions now. And I thought,
oh great, I've just ruined my favorite song ever. But

(46:11):
now that some time has passed, I feel all the
emotions and the happiness too, and I picture myself dancing
to that song with my dad and it makes me
happy again. That's good because when Ray turned it up
right when you were talking about your dad, I was like,
oh boy, it could be bad. I thought maybe at
the very beginning, which he started, but he didn't know
what she was gonna say. Right, We're just flying by
the center of our hand too, yeah, yeah, yeah, so
and right when I heard the song hit, it's weird.

(46:32):
You feel it in your body, you feel it come up,
and I felt it. And I'm going to get through
this without getting emotional because because I'm leaving you right now, Eddie,
Happy Eddie. Well, it's crazy because my dad and I
love music so much, but my dad doesn't like music,
and he never listened to music. But there was this
one road trip we took and it was to West
Texas and my dad played Glenn Campbell, Rhyanstone Cowboy over

(46:54):
and over, and so it always reminds me of my
family being in a good place and go on on
a trip. And so now crazy crazy. My son, like
a couple months ago. He's like, Daddy, ever heard Glen Campbell,
Ryanstone Cowboy? It's such a good song. I'm like, what,
like that is the song that takes me back to
my childhood and now I get to listen to it
to my kid. I love it. I just got chills

(47:14):
here in this. And I don't think every emotion has
to be sad, you know, weren't Hey, Jeff, we appreciate
that call, man. I you know, I think all of
us are kind of a little bit our feelings right
now talking about those songs that mean something to us.
So thank you. Yeah, no problem, man. I hope you
have a good day. And you know I always appreciate
you a listening at a call on the show. Yeah,

(47:37):
I have a good one, all right, see you later.
Let's play the feud the best candy bars in America.
There are ten answers on the board, and it can
have stuff in them, as Amy an, it's not just
pure chocolate, okay, Number one, En Amy five, lunchbox six three.

(47:58):
The number is four. Oh so I'm givens Amy. Okay,
who Amy? You're up first? Ten answers on the board.
What's the best candy bar, Butterfinger, show me Butterfinger smart
number six, Butterfingers six points for you. Okay, that's my

(48:18):
favorite one. She's out. I'm struggling to amy well because
I have one in my head that's super popular, but
I don't know if it's I guess it's a candy bar.
Kit Kat show me kit Kat number one? Answer really? Who? Okay?
You get one point there? I do love a kick.
I can't blame number one son Nickers. Son Nickers said
in a weird way, but okay, son Nickers, show me

(48:40):
snug Snickers number three. Nice job. I thought that'd be
one before. You have eleven points and you rent getting
a pick that just Hersheese Chocolate Bar. Anybody. I wouldn't,
but I would if it was best candy bars, um
maybe or okay, Hershey's show me Hershey Bar. So after

(49:05):
all that, you did pick it? Yeah? Because I was like,
why would an ivy on there? That was the number
five answers? Who who crushed in it? Right now? It's
sixteen points? Okay? Now is we're good? Freaky? Because I
love this, but I don't know that a lot of
people do. As a Reese is a candy bar. It's
not what do you mean? Because it's a cup? What
do you mean? Reese's cups. Reese's cups they come in
a sleeve, but it's not like a bar. But it's

(49:27):
with all the candy bars. So I'm struggling there. But um,
I'm just gonna throw out a favorite. Take five, So
you went all the way down Reese's and then just
throw out something random because take five, Hey, Ray, show
me a candy bar I've never heard of, I think anything.
I thought that would be the ten, a number ten,

(49:48):
and I'd get ten points because it's so good I've
heard of it. We're giving you a hard time, but
that's a terrible guests, all right, I'm just kidding. They're
all good. Oh now I have tons in my head.
Let's yeah, s number three? Answer have three points? My friend?
Go ahead? What's next? I mean A new study asked

(50:08):
Americans what's the best candy bar? You'd buy its a
grocery store. I would say, take me to Mars. Oh
that's a brand Bars Bars. Is there, Amy, there's a
Mars Bars. I'm not picture it every year you see

(50:31):
it here on the screen. I've never in my life
seen one in real life. Okay, so me a mars Bar.
Mars Bar. I'm not hating. I just have never seen one.
I guess I've heard of it. Yeah, I mean get him.
Every Halloween. They come in the little package. So I
thought they were popular. Eddie. Guys, there's not a lot left. Well,
actually there are, there are one. They're five left. Five Yeah, okay,

(50:54):
let me tell you what I have written down. Bones.
Start with the one in the silver package. Give me
three musketeers. Show me three Musketeers. What number eight? Eight points?
I've never had that. I'm always confused on that one
because I kind of like it, but I never like
it enough to buy it, exactly like Halloween's great because
they throw it in there like a mini one. Okay,

(51:16):
give me. Oh, that one just came up in my mind.
But give me a milky Way. I think that's the
one Lunchbox really wanted to say. Give me milky Way.
Show me a milky Way. At number nine. So I
have nine points and you've taken the lead. Eddie. My gosh,
this is where it gets hard. But it just came
to me. Then Nestle, show me Nestley crunch correct. Okay,

(51:47):
controls that was worth seven. Amy, you can still win it,
but Eddie, you got control. Here they are two left.
Actually what am I thinking? I wrote a jingle for them,
a kind of jingle for it. Give me what's a
mc call? Show me what you McCall it? Amy, we
go around one more time. You can still win that thing.
I know. But what in the world. There are two

(52:09):
answers on the board. One is the number ten answer
that could win it for you. One's a number two answer. Well,
I'm just gonna America is a little confused, and they're
going to consider it a bar. Reese's show me Reese's
peanut butter cups number two. Oh, I thought you took
that one. No, she talked about it. Take five. Okay,
so reess for like three minutes and it went smarties.

(52:34):
Stake five is so good. I'm gonna get you one.
You're gonna try it, Amy, there's one left. If you
get this one, you win the competition. So I'm thinking
like a hundred grand people like that, or with a
Babe Ruth, Baby Ruth? Is it Baby Ruth or Babe
Ruth the peanut bar? You know? Oh? What is it?

(52:56):
Is it? None of them? Okay? Well, I'm gonna go
with I don't know any more chocolate bars, Bobby, where
do when you say my name like that? By answer,
you're gonna need to answer in five seconds. He just
said that. He just repeated to get the stall time.

(53:19):
I don't know and your answer hundred grand in correct lunchbox. Okay,
So it has to be chocolate, right, you're saying chocolate
chocolate Hey Day cannot be on there because that is
not chocolate. That is peanut butter and peanuts. So the
answer for the ten spot is I mean, you know,

(53:41):
we pimp Joy, but when you go to the grocery
store you get an almond Joy. Wow, that's good. I
forgot about that one. If you get the ten spot,
not enough to win, but to be a Valian effort. Yeah,
it's a Valuan effort. A chance that there's almond Joy.
I don't score Eddie twenty four, any teen, Lunchbox thirteen,
you are a winner, ready next. But it's rare that

(54:07):
you guys get all of that. That's pretty cool. They're
the worse, all right, that's what's up. It's time for
the good news. Anthony is a teenager in Canada and
he practices his basketball skills about four hours a day

(54:29):
in the driveway dribble, dribble, dribble. But he doesn't have
a hoop. He uses like a tree and some of
the leaves or whatever as a net. He kind of
targets it and be like, all right, that's my hoop
or whatever. So some of the neighbors saw this and
they said, you know what, we have to help this
guy and get this guy a basketball hoop. So the
neighbor Ian Ray, he got all the neighborhood together and
put a Facebook post off and so we need to
help him out. They ended up raising seven hundred and

(54:50):
fifty dollars to get him a hoop and some more
basketball equipment. But the coolest part is that Lebron James
saw this post and he said, community is amazing. Nobody
can fulfill their dreams alone. Anthony, keep working, kid, you
have another fan right here, the King. So he didn't
even say he didn't do anything, He just made a comment.

(55:10):
He just commented. But still Lebron said, dude, you can
do this. I thought you were gonna say Lebron showed
up in his house and play with him, but Lebron
just commented. He still might Ron listens every morning to
our show go over here this Yeah, really, yeah, Lebron.
Do you guys have neighborhood Facebook pages? I don't fault. No, no,

(55:31):
mine doesn't. I do, And I know why I do
it because I was playing basketball with my kids in
my front yard and a lady came. I said, Oh,
can I take a picture for our Facebook page? I
said absolutely not, thank you, because your neighborhood has one. Yes,
you know what I get on though. I get on
the Facebook for sales stuff all the time. I look
through st Facebook marketplace. Yeah, yeah, I sell stuff on it.
You do, Yeah? I never bought anything, like why did

(55:51):
you look at me weird like that? It's like furniture
and rugs and stuff, not services. I didn't be honest
with you. I never thought about where your mind goes.
I have no idea because you looked at me like
I was don't know, You're just like, wow, you use
Facebook marketplace? Yeah, I have sold things on it. And
the thought you were given quote unquote massages on there,

(56:14):
I don't know. No, your face was weird. Okay, my
face was born this way? Oh great story, exactly what's
all about? That? Was? Tell me something good. What's happening? Friends?
Call us if you would like, we'd love to talk
to you. Eight seven seven seventy seven. Bo b b Y,

(56:36):
that's my name. If it's something you heard or a
question you have, you're welcome to jump in a conversation.
Eight seven seven seventy seven. Bobby. Let's go over and
do the news. Bobby's story. When people try to hire
hit man's or hit men or hit women, it's it's
never women though women. I don't know that I've ever

(56:58):
seen a hit woman story. True, not saying it couldn't
be you trust me, I know, but it seems to
be most dudes. But there's a doctor in Connecticut who
has been accused of distributing fraudulent opioid prescriptions. So the
doctor's in trouble. Now there's an obstruction charge looming after
a murder. For higher plot, it's been alleged that the

(57:21):
doctor attempted to seek the services of a hitman that
was recruited through the Hell's Angels. Oh, oh, that sounds legit.
So the doctor's in trouble for opioids. Yeah, now he's
in trouble for hiring a hitman. All this is alleged.
I'm just saying that in case the doctor's listening it
wants to be litigious. It turns out the brother of

(57:41):
the president of the Hell's Angels really ended up being
an FBI informant. Oh my nice. Oh I wonder when
they I just wonder if there's even bad people anymore,
or if they're all informants they're bad. I don't know,
because everybody gather trying to hire zelp Up, got you
work for the CIA. Actually, I have no comment now
in case some of them are listening, but I listened

(58:03):
to a podcast about them. This is comment for the record,
and he's like, I have no comment, but I'm just
warning you. I'm just saying it's very real. And I'm
wondering when they flipped the brother or whoever that was
the brother of the president never was. Maybe the president
had something on and so they faked a brother true. Okay, Yeah,
I don't know. Yeah, this is why we don't do

(58:23):
a podcast about murderer. But it's very real. A Kansas
woman won a twenty thousand dollars lottery prize from a
ticket that she got as a birthday get from her office.
Oh for him is Marcia silver oh Man. She told
Kansas Lottery officials she received a pair of two dollars
bonus crossword scratch offs in a birthday card from co

(58:44):
workers at her realty office. So they all got together,
signed a little deal put them in there. She thought
she won two thousand dollars, and you know, basically cracked
her pants because that's that's crazy to win two thousand dollars.
But then she showed to her husband. He's like, no,
you missed a letter, and so Lle popped up. There's
ten words in the cross words. So she wanted twenty
thousand dollars. Wow, So like, do you give your coworkers

(59:07):
a little something? Oh, if it's two million dollars, you
probably take them to a nice dinner or something, does it?
But to twenty thousand because you're probably gonna get about
thirteen thousand of that. And although that's a lot, but
that's start. You could probably buy them a nice little gift.
But I don't think you give them five thousand dollars. Okay, yeah, yeah,
But they got a gift for you, that's what that's

(59:28):
the thing they got you. This was your gift. They
knew the risk. When do we get gifts and break
off a piece of art, gifts that you got me
and give it back to you. When your gift to
win something, well, Eddie doesn't go here, man, I got
you this, this new shirt. I don't take sisters and
cut off part of the collar ago, but I want
to give this back to you. Brother. Can I borrow
it on Friday? Exactly? So? Who would expect if they

(59:49):
to get some back? I don't expect. But I just
want y'all to know I would give you some thing back,
but a nice mill or something like. Yeah, I don't
know it to see how much I win, not cash money,
twenty thou let's do with the story today. Twenty thousand. Yeah,
I give you each one us. Okay, that makes sense.
That makes sense. Thank you, because again you're not getting
twenty thousand. It's probably getting about thirteen. I love when

(01:00:11):
you tell me I'm rational. Yeah, me too. I love
when you're rational. Researchers from the University of South Florida
may have figured out how to control food cravings. Their
studies suggests the longer you spend smelling the food you're craving,
the less you actually crave it. They found smelling the
scent of the food for two minutes enough to do
the trick. I get sugar cravings so bad at night.

(01:00:31):
I love sugar. I can't get enough of it. I
eat sugar all day, sugar all night. Sugar. Maybe feel good, sugar,
maybe feel right. I just can't get enough sugar, like
I don't have a sweet tooth, to have a sweet head. Oh,
just love it. And it stinks because it's I think
it's what's really rocking my ibs at this point, and
so I might just smell something doesn't work. You know
what else doesn't work? If I just put in my

(01:00:52):
mouth and chew and spit it out, how come? No, no, no,
how come? I ask you a question. How come me
swallowing it is the game change? And that makes no sense?
Is swallowing it does nothing but going to my stomach.
If I chew it, get all the taste, numb, numb, numb,
and then spit it out, maybe I should do the job.
I think maybe mentally, because you know you've just restricted yourself.

(01:01:13):
I get all the taste out of it. It's like gum.
I could do it with gum. Chew taste all gone,
spit it out. Yeah. Well, gum and food are very different.
But yeah, I mean, food can be very satisfying, So yeah,
eating it gives you something different than just chewing on it.
I wish it didn't, though, I guess that's my point.
I wish they would have been a chewable food you

(01:01:33):
get spit out like gum. Yeah, they just taste good,
that's all. I did that with a cookie the other day.
You're right, does nothing. I've tried it many times. It
does nothing. I ended up eating four cookies after that.
They got you with the L trick. Does your taste
it smell back? I mean I never lost my taste,
but my smell now, it's just is what it is.
I'm probably eighty percent of my smell now. But that's it. Morgan,

(01:01:55):
quit talking about you. Yeah, we can't. I didn't know
if we were supposed to or not because she hasn't
said anything yet. But I'm not saying it. You can
say it. I had COVID, Thank you, Morgan had COVID.
What happened with your taste and smell? I don't have
any of my smell, it's all gone, and I have
about thirty percent of my taste, so I can taste

(01:02:17):
like random things, but not everything. Wild is it? Is
it freaking you out in your brain that you can't
taste and smell? Yes. I was like on the phone
with my sister. I hadn't really started feeling like sick
yet um and she was like, well, did you lose
like your taste and smell? And I was like, no,

(01:02:37):
I don't think so. And then I just started smelling
everything and I was like, I did. It's gone and
I can't smell like perfume. I'm gonna smelled Joan. I
was like literally smelling everything in the house. I smelled detergent,
trying to smell something and nothing came through. It's a
crazy I would think that I would mess with my
brain because I'm like, this is what my whole life,
I've tasted and smelled. All of a sudden you can't.
And then I would worry, Am I ever gonna get

(01:02:57):
it back? Eddie doesn't have all his back and it's
been I mean, you got COVID in eighty four July
last year. But it's crazy when you spray like a
whole spray cologne in your nose and you don't smell
any of it. It's a wild feeling. Yeah, I have
to like ask my boyfriend. I'm like, hey, do I
smell because I don't know. That's true. You can't even
smell your own but normally you can't smell the other

(01:03:20):
thing either, right, but yeah, sometimes you can't smell it.
How many days have gone by? Yeah? Well, I Morgan,
I'm so sorry. That's crazy. Now, food World, she's world.
She's like, listen, all you have to do is mix
mustard was sabby and put a little thousand Island in

(01:03:40):
there and it tastes. She's us the food World right now? Yeah?
All right? Well, update as on if it comes back.
I will. I don't have a lot of confidence that
it's going. You said, if wow, I wonder if Kirk
herb Street has his back, remember he lost it all.
I don't think he does. And we've talked to people
that come in here. Let's say that they've got it
and they like last month or their wife and last

(01:04:02):
year and they don't have it back. Gotta be away
from us to talk to Kirk curb Street. He lives
right down the road. He's supposedly a nice guy who's
that he does college game day. Blondheired guy, good looking,
dude play quarterback at Hiah State. Okay, he's a commentator now,
I'm sure I would recognize him if I saw him,
for sure. Come on, Herbie, give us a call. I

(01:04:24):
know he's got a book out too. Oh come on,
that's what I'm saying. Okay, thank you, close it out.
That's news story. Got a few calls I'm gonna take.
Why don't we go talk to Megan in Arkansas, who
has been waiting patiently on hold. Hello Megan, Good morning,
Good morning, Bobby, Good morning, studio morning. How are you guys?

(01:04:49):
Were good? That's your turn. Go ahead, huge, We are
huge fans. I'm here with my daughter Peyton. Hi, Peyton anything? Hi? Hi?
So I wanted to be able to be on with
you guys and tell her a surprise that I have
gotten her for this weekend, right before she starts her

(01:05:10):
first day. If they're great, Oh, can I tell her? Yes? Okay,
can I be on speaker? Yes you are? Hey, Peyton. So,
your mom, who is totally awesome, got you VIP tickets
to Bobby Fest this weekend. So you're gonna take a
little trip up to witchtok, Kansas, and you're gonna be
a VIP and you're gonna watch the show and it's

(01:05:32):
gonna be totally awesome. How do you feel about that? Amazing? Yes, Peyton,
I cannot wait to see your face and I can't
wait for you to come up and here, here's so
much good music and have so much fun. Okay, she
is so excited. This is her first concert and she
is a huge fan of you guys. And we've listened

(01:05:53):
every morning from like five to seven thirty until we
have to open the school. And we never met you guys,
So thank you very much and we cannot wait to
see you. We'll see you in witch Tall, Kansas on Sunday,
right okay? By Peyton, A happy day, Like I said,
this is today happy and ranging idiot's day, and you too.
By bye. I mean that's cool because like for the

(01:06:15):
rest of her life, someone's gonna say, what was your
first concert? And she's gonna say the raging idiot. That's cool.
Can I just do something, Just bear with me for
a second. Okay, Sure, I want to go over and
talk to Maya and Saint Louis. I just want to
show you the otter reach we have. Okay, Maya, how
are you in Saint Louis today. Well I'm actually in Springfield,
but it was closed. Okay, Well Springfield had Saint Louis

(01:06:35):
on my screen, but Springfield we love equally. Maya, what's
going on in Springfield? So not a whole lot is
going on here? But on Sunday, and there's going to
be a lot going on. Okay, tell because we had
an eight year old there was being surprised with tickets
to the concert. But you're telling us what, So my
sixty six year old grandma has never been to a concert.

(01:06:56):
So I got us tickets to Bobby Session. I get
to take her to her very first concert. Got we
got kids, we got memos, we got the whole deal.
Everybody's first concert. Well that is awesome, Thank you so much.
That's amazing. And now she'll be able to say her
first concert. Maybe memo on the eight year oldened up together. Hey,
that's cool. So I just want to everybody. I hope

(01:07:19):
you have a great Labor Day weekend. But if you're
anywhere in New Brombel's, Texas on Saturday or Witch Talk,
Kansas on Sunday, it's gonna be a heck of a show. Kids,
old people, mid people, all people. Yeah, it's gonna rock.
Get your tickets at Raging Idiots dot com. Stuff that
messes up your testosterone, commented, go ahead, do you wanna

(01:07:41):
who sent it? Mike d No lunchbox. No Wow, no,
no wow. I mean I'll leave it there you can
get I'm not gonna sell him out. I guess you know, Okay,
I know it is. Now you get one more? Yes,
that's right. What a punk? I mean you took you
only six guesses. It's so this is just kind of

(01:08:04):
a PSA for guys because I think our listening audiences
like fifty five percent female, forty five percent male. Right,
that's kind of where we fall. So we have a
large male audience, but women can take Women can take
this and how to support their mail. Yes. When I
got my testosterone score, I was hoping it would be
through the roof. I would hope it because I had
to get it like three or four month Nah, maybe

(01:08:26):
a year ago. I was hoping the doctor would go,
we've never seen testosterone like this for a forty year
old guy. Oh he said that. No, No, I was
hoping and he didn't. As a matter of fact, he
was like, yeah, it's pretty average. Just slightly above average.
And I was like, wait, no, no, no, I don't
think he's watch me, watch me do a curl. I
send him a video and me doing a curl. Look
at this? Tell me this is not so. I was
a little bit like, oh man, I'm just average, and

(01:08:49):
so it hurt my pride. But then Caitlin's like, this
is you're talking about a hormone basically, like you can't
control that. Yeah, not with just wanting to do it.
So here are as guys get older, they deal with
decreasing levels of testosterone. Here are things that can really
mess you up eating soy products. Do you guys do

(01:09:09):
that here? Yes? Oh you do? I love soy sauce.
Is that a soy product? Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
I don't know that that's the same thing. I think
are things more like is it like tofu and soy milk?
And that's a great thing. I never thought about sauce.
I'm not smart enough to know if that's even considered soy.
I would think no, okay, my initial reaction would be
soy sauce is not a soy product? Well, there, no

(01:09:30):
soy sauce. Then I don't I don't drink, eat, or
at any of that other stuff, lowering your sauceterone. Having kids,
got four of them, and they keep coming every day.
He's got a new one. No, no, no, that's what
it feels like. Every time you off, there's a new
kid with you. Too many carbs, yeah, a lot of.
It's a problem for sure. Pizza every Friday. Lack of sleep,

(01:09:50):
I mean six seven hours a night. That's pretty good.
That's what I get. You still playing video games at night? No,
not really, just on Saturdays. I got a new headset.
I'm playing. Okay, let's play the more than playing mad drinking, No,
not as much as I used to. If you can
keep your guy from doing those at a high level,
his tiestosterone won't drop. I was talking to my trainer

(01:10:13):
and he's like, hey, if you want to work, because
I told him I was kind of embarrassed. I was like, hey,
my tea came back average slightly, but what if average
seems okay now slightly? So that seems like you don't
have any concerns with your concerned I like to be okay.
I want him to be like, we need to slow
the tioserone down, and it wasn't like that, and he said, Hey,

(01:10:35):
what you can do naturally is you can do a
lot of leg exercises, really big muscles. Oh and that
will up your tea. That's what I call it. Maybe
he just tricked me into doing squats. That's what motivates
you everything in life. On one. The next thing up
is Ali Love, who is a Peloton coach, and I'll

(01:10:58):
write the Peloton sometimes she's still kay as a coach,
but she has a really cool thing going on out
of Peloton. She kind of became famous from Peloton. It's
pretty cool to see her use that platform. Yeah, Like
I admire that she has a five day wedding planned out,
Oh wow, and for everybody to see on Instagram. The

(01:11:18):
social media rollout of the event carefully coordinated. Each night
had a theme welcome, which is the Carnival night, a
Miami night, the wedding itself Sundays with Love, and then
she posts about it first and everybody else gets to post.
Oh a five day wedding, though, seems like you're asking
way too much of the people. I'm exhausted and I
wasn't even invited. I felt bad asking people just to

(01:11:41):
come to my wedding much as a five day wedding.
You shouldn't. You shouldn't feel that. I know, so the
wedding has already happened, Okay, got it. I read about
the five day wedding, and I thought that is wild
and good for her and if she can throw it
and pay for it, and if her people can get
off of work and want that. Listen. I love when
people are happy. But holy moly, that seems like a lot. Yeah,

(01:12:03):
so I felt guilty for asking Dan and Shay, who
I'm close friends with, to walk up and sing a
song with just their guitars. I was like, guys, I'm sorry,
And they were already going to be there, and they're
already gonna be here there, So to ask people for
five days, to me, seems like the hardest part to swallow.
What about you, guys? A lot as long as those
events aren't mandatory, it should be okay, right, no mandatory

(01:12:25):
if you're going to the if you're going you had
to be at all five Oh that sounds no. I
would feel like, Okay, we're doing all this, come to what.
You can go to the wedding, but I'm skipping Miami Night,
like I can't do Miami Siving, Circus Night Carnival. Yeah,
let me grab some. We have so many calls and
I hate to not get to them. They're waiting so patiently.

(01:12:47):
Drew in Oklahoma, you are on the phone. You're on
the air, Drew, what's up? How are you? How are
your crew doing pretty good? What can we do for
you good? I was calling him because the other day
you guys were talking about your Honor. Amy brought that
up at the TV show. I just wanted to say
that I took her, you know, thoughts of it, and

(01:13:11):
I started watching it yesterday. I looked it up and
it was like eighteen ninety nine because I didn't have
this description. So I just said I'll do the free
trial and I watched four episodes yesterday. It is amazing.
So I'm gonna try to knock good now. Well, I
try to knock out all ten of them before I
have to pay for it. Oh yeah, go go go,
and then not pay for it. That's what you're saying,

(01:13:31):
before you have to pay for it. Yeah, here's the
thing with Your Honor. We watched one episode. We weren't
blown away, but we're never blown away. The first episode
rarely of any series. We haven't got any more episode
yet on Rotten Tomatoes. It's got no I don't I
don't understand why I didn't know that when I started.
It probably wouldn't have started if I had read that.
But I will listen to you and Drew the caller

(01:13:52):
before I listen to Rotten Tomatoes. Okay, so we're gonna
watch more. We watched Nine Perfect Strangers last night. The
new episode that's on Wednesday. We watched out on Wednesdays.
On Fridays, we watched Ted Lasso. Yeah, that's what we
watch right now. But I have a whole list in
the next segment of all the new shows coming out
for the rest of the year, big shows. Some of
these I read and I was like, Oh, the show's
coming back, that's what I'm talking about. Oh we need

(01:14:14):
this good news. Yes, like I feel like, yes, give
it to me. Let me go over to Donna real quick,
who is in Tampa. Donna's listening to the show's I
can make a comment on how we do the show, Donna,
go ahead. So when you got to do Bobby Fest
it's been making me crazy. I've tried a couple of
times Bobby feud when Bobby feud, but Bobby feud, not

(01:14:36):
Bobby fist. So when you give out points, the top
most requested, most said answer is supposed to get the
most point, not just one. Well in the list I
want to jump in. Yes, and the normal TV show
and people have the opportunity to raise each other by
speed round, Yes, that would be true, but because there

(01:14:58):
is no race to it, the number one answer getting
the most points is the easiest one getting the most points,
So we have to do it the opposite way. If
I said Amy versus Lunchbox at the same time, go
and they buzzed in, then it would. But we have
to do the opposite of that and give the hardest
ones the most points, which is cool because the hardest
one were really hard to get right, the easiest ones,
it'd be like twicks, Well you get all the points,

(01:15:20):
game is over. That was fun. Yeah, so I understand
on the TV show, Yes, but how we have to
do it on this show because we have three people
in no timer, that would not work. So we're going
to have to addrest the disagree. Oh no, no, no, no,
play the game. Yeah, we agree, a different version of
the game. It's almost like it's it's a spinoff of

(01:15:41):
Family Feud, but we call it Bobby Feud, and the
rules are different. Yeah, because there's no race. The reason
the point I went on Family the TV show, the
reason the points are so much for the first one
is because there's you're racing somebody for the answer. You're
not racing anybody here anyways, spent too much time on
this already, and we play the game and we like,
we kind of like that score. Yes, we're just I
agree that we're gonna keep doing it our way. Yeah,

(01:16:02):
and if after the person got the first danswer, the
game would be over. It were just the game. Well
you got which favorite letter of the alphabet? Hey, well
that's it. Thank you though, now we appreciate the call,
all right, Yeah, I see what you think. I do
see what she's saying, but we kind of hit her hard.
Thought back, I'm gonna read you some TV shows when

(01:16:24):
they're coming back for the rest of the year. Big
Shows on September three billions, Oh love It, Yes, I
on September seventh on Apple TV plus The Morning Show,
Oh yes, yeah. You know what else comes out Sepvember
seventh is the impeachment Bill Clinton story with Montic Klowinski. Yeah,
well that's September seventh. This is seventeenth. Oh sorry, seventh, Yeah,

(01:16:45):
September seventh. I have it in Membring on September twentieth.
Dancing with the Stars the Voice and ncis now speaking
of Dancing with the Stars. Can't reveal anything. It has
nothing to do with me because I will never dance again.
He's going back. I have a really good friend doing it,
and I've been kind of tut turning them through what
to do early. It's great. I love him. My friends

(01:17:06):
do it, so I can't wait till they announce it.
And when they announce it, you'll go, oh, that's who
he's talking about. But I have a really good friend
doing it, and I'm so pumped for him. And I
gave him the conversation that Charlemagne the Guide gave me
when I was considering doing it, because sometimes people go
on that show are people that have run their course
and are like just like they just need some way
to get on TV. And I called Charlemagne and I said, Hey,
should I do this show? It's one stars. I was like,

(01:17:28):
because it's a lot of people that were like ninety
sitcoms or people that are viewed as they've already been
through their moment. And I trust Charlemagne a lot. He's
a radio guy, TV guy in New York. He said,
Michael Strahan did it, Wendy Williams did it. A lot
of people do it on the come up. He said,
you do it either on the come up or on
the way down. And he goes, and you're not on

(01:17:49):
the way down, so do the show. And I was like,
all right, that's all I needed to hear. And then
I did the show and I kind of had the
same talk yesterday with this person. Oh that's cool, so
but I also really enjoyed did you it verbatim? Michael
jo handed it? I actually did it verbatim, but I said,
this is what Charlottagne told me. I didn't steal it exactly,
just pass it on to the next like I've always said.

(01:18:14):
September twenty second Survivor, the Mass Singer, the Connors, A
Million Little Things, and the Wonder Years reboot. Yeah, you see, oh,
Survivor get Ready On September thirtieth, Gray's Anatomy, and then
Seinfeld hits Netflix. When you think they paid like five
hundred million dollars for it, all the old episodes, and
then in October Succession, Yes, yes, curb your enthusiasm, and

(01:18:37):
in November Yellowstone. Okay, Amy, you're gonna be busy and
you're gonna have a lot of TV to watch, can't wait.
Amy said yes to all of them, like every every
time you said yes, yes, yes, And then she even
added one of the calendar that one't on there. That's true.
I am. I'm waiting for that American crime story about

(01:18:59):
Bill Hin I am too. I think that'd be really good. Yeah,
and I think it's going to shed light wolves. The
teasers that I've seen is just the unfair portrayal that
Monica Lewinsky got during the time, and like everybody played
onto it, Like I feel bad for her that she
went through it at a time where even news went
after it away they probably shouldn't have. She's one of
the producers on the show too. Oh well, no, wonder

(01:19:20):
I feel this way. They convinced me even in the teasers,
but I'm sure I know it's true. After watching like
so many things on how things were done back then
and how they're done now, I'm glad we're evolving throwback Thursday.
We don't always do this. We got a good one Today, Thursday.
I'm gonna rattle off some stuff because Today, Thursday, September two,

(01:19:43):
pretty good day in count to music history. Today. In
nineteen ninety one, Ropen the Wind was released Yes by
Guars Did you know that I was waiting for Eddie?
Eddie the Boy? Oh Man, the first country album to
enter Billboard's Top two hundred and Top Country Albums chart
at number one one. It's the second biggest selling country
CD of all time. It has Rodeo What She's Doing Now?

(01:20:05):
And Shameless Oh Yeah, and the River Well I didn't
read every track and Against the Grain Yes, and Papa
Love Mama. Today. In nineteen ninety seven, Kenny ches and
he picked up his first number one for She's Got
It All So Today. In nineteen ninety nine, Fly was

(01:20:28):
released by Sugar the Chick. Okay, sorry but I don't
want to Fly, although around the same time I think, yeah, no, um,
ready to run, Cowboy, take Me Away, Goodbye Earl. Yes,
really great album, so good. Today. In two thousand and one,

(01:20:49):
Blake Shelton celebrated its fifth week at the top of
the country charts with his first single, Austin correct, good
time else wait you know what to do. I was
with Blake once. We were doing a little, a little
TV thing and I was doing it with them, and

(01:21:09):
we were talking at commercial breaks, and he was like,
he's gonna sing Austin next. And I watched him sing Austin.
I feel like he's he has sang that song so
many times. I thought he looked like he was an autopilot. Really,
he was like, all right, this is my first number one,
and it's like his eyes rolled over and he just
sang it. And then when I was over, he's like,
I'm back in Blake. Everyone money. Maybe mentally he went
back to that time. It's or he's just kind of

(01:21:31):
over it, probably probably, But he also loves the fans
enough to still sing the hits because they want to
hear them. Today. In two thousand and six, Taylor Swift
performed Tim McGraw and her first appearance on the Grand
ol Opry stage. Here's a clip of that performance. I
Hope you dress thinking, my head on your Chess and

(01:21:53):
my Old And today in two tons and fourteen, Luke
Brian fell off stage in Indiana. Yeah I remember that. Yeah,
it danced a little too hard shaking its boom boom.
That's a big throwback Thursday for today. Sugar ray Fly
came out in nineteen ninety seven, okay, so around the time,
but a little before that, not today though, Okay, I

(01:22:15):
don't think so. I want to say this before we
jump out of this break, is that I was looking
at some data this morning, and you know, as the
show's ratings are just doing great, and I'm always surprised
when they come back and they're still great or they're better,
or our podcast numbers, we hit a new record for
us for a month I anytime. And first of all,

(01:22:36):
that's due to obviously you guys listening, but to a
lot of the people on the show that you don't
get to hear that much. Mike d Scooba, Steve Ray.
I mean, it's not like their voices are heard all
the time, but they do such a great job and
making sure the show is done right, the show is posted,
and there's such leaders behind the scenes. So I just
wanted to acknowledge them and acknowledge you guys and remind
you we put this whole show up. Plus on our podcast,

(01:23:00):
we just set another record for the biggest month of streams.
We're very proud of that. We're very proud of our
online product as well. Go listen to it, check it out.
And it also shows when I do something controversial, that
should do more things controversial. And it wasn't even really
on the air that was that controversial, but people were
just like checking out the show to say if I'd
be crazy. It just kind of makes me want to
be more controversial. Let's go. But I don't, I don't

(01:23:21):
have I don't. I don't crave being controversial. Sometimes I
crave when conflict happens, like fighting back and beating everybody up. Yeah,
but sometimes I feel like you do have the guts
to say things that other people don't. Sometimes I don't know.
Sometimes I don't care. Maybe that's it. Yeah, But anyway,
I just want to say thank you guys, because we

(01:23:43):
have yet again surpassed something that I never thought we
would surpass, and that is we have set another podcast
record for the show. So thank you very much for
listening and for podcasting. We know we couldn't do without you.
And I think that's it for this segment. Everybody feel good. Yeah,
any new shows coming out to a mere on the
TV on that TV. Sorry yap today. This story comes

(01:24:07):
to us from Georgia. A thirty six year old man
was heartbroken. He had broken up with his wife. He
wanted to win her back, Like how can I get
my ex wife back? He was like, I know what
I can do. I'll fake kidnapper and then I'll come
in and be the hero. So he went to Lows,
bought zip ties, he bought a ski mask, all sorts
of supplies, broke into her house middle of the night,

(01:24:28):
put a pillowcase over her head, zip tighter to the
back deck, traumatized her forever, like therapy for life. Disguised
his voice, it said do not move. And so he
left and he went to his apartment, changed clothes. Everything
came back and he was like, oh my gosh, honey,
I came over here in the middle of the night
and you're tied up on the deck. I'll call nine
one one calls nine one one. They come and then

(01:24:51):
they do a search of his apartment. They find a
ski mask, and then they go to Lows and find
a video of him buying zip ties and he gets arrested. Yeah,
it's bad and a lot of I mean, the move
would have been to hire a buddy to do that,
and then you you you show up right and beat
down the buddy. Yeah, you need to beat somebody up. Well,
you need to show up right. Then you can't just
show up randomly later. And I'm like, wow, look at this.

(01:25:12):
It's a bad move, all all bad move. However, what
you do is you get your friend Larry. He's kind
of down on hard times too. Larry's a little crazy himself.
He probably starved a little time. He's doing anohing on
a Friday night. Larry does that bad part. And then
you show up and you beat up Larry. Nice but
not really that's even bad. Like has an idiot? Okay,

(01:25:33):
I lunch box, that's your bone head story of the day.
Before we go, I think we need to acknowledge something
that's pretty important in this room today. Eddie's been married
sixteen years. Oh yeah, pretty good. Pretty good because I
know this because Eddie and I have a little recording
session for a new raging Idiot song that we just wrote,
and so today today and I said, hey, do you

(01:25:56):
want to record it? We'll record it like four pm.
And he's like, man, I can't. I was like, why
it is my anniversary. I was like, how long a
you be married? Ten? Let go sixteen years? That's almost
old as I am. So we didn't cancel it. So
to celebrate your anniversary during the day, come on, let's
do a couple of we're recording it, like noon or one.
Oh that makes sense? Yeah okay, So but then you

(01:26:17):
have like what dinner plans? Yeah? What's what? What do
you do on a sixteen year anniversary? Not much. I
think we're gonna do a trip later in a month maybe,
but you know, tonight, I don't know. We're gonna probably
get some dinner and then you don't know, wait till
worried right now? Honestly, after sixteen years, we both talked
about it, like what do you want to do? And
she was just like nothing, let's just hang out. But

(01:26:39):
how about you take the bowl by the horse? We
never mean nothing? You know that after sixteen years, I
should probably learning that even if she means nothing, Yeah,
I mean nothing, I know, But why not one time
a year do something even if she means not, I
do that for Mother's Day? Birthday? This is your is
that not? This is a big way? Sixteen sixteen look

(01:27:00):
it up. Sixteen years that's lent. Well, what is no? No? Really,
what is the I don't I know of sixteen. I
don't think sixty is anything, right? Is it just skept
from a lot of hard work? I know twenty five
is like diamonds and stuff. Right, What's what's your advice
after sixteen years of marriage? To me, I've been married
sixteen minutes. Yeah, basically I'll be married a month and

(01:27:21):
a half. Ye. It's so hard to give advice, like
for marriage sixteen years. Don't be an idiot, like just
I think that'd be mine. Don't be an idiot. I
know I got a lot to learn about it. Just
don't be an idiot. Think of both of you. Don't
just think of you. There you go. Sometimes I do
stuff and I'm so steadfast and that this is how
I live my life. I got to really dig in,
this is the right decision. And then I say it,

(01:27:42):
and then it's almost immediately I realized I probably didn't
need to say that, like I'd spent like hours leading up,
really just a big just the core value is me,
I gotta remain me. I'm gonna be And then I
say it, and then it's almost like five seconds later,
I'm like, yeah, that's stupid. I say, like, it makes
no sense. Yeah, so you definitely do learn things not

(01:28:03):
to say. I'm trying not to be an idiot, so
thank you for that as mind. It just reminds me
as you as you go on your journey, Bones, don't
be an idiot. Congratulations on Wow, okay with that big
show tomorrow. Russell Dickerson is on tomorrow. Friday Morning Dance
Party is on. We'll see you. Have a good day, everybody.
Mobby Bones is on

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