February 28, 2025 • 45 mins
Ray & Lunchbox are the Sore Losers! In this episode Lunchbox had a cheating scandal rock his household and it's shaken the foundation of his family. How would you handle it? Will Lunchbox's family be able to recover from such betrayal? We also bring back the popular game Would You Rather to find out how rich you want to be. Plus we thank Gene Hackman for the life lessons he taught us in the movie Hoosiers.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
We're rolling.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Dude, I saw a great would you rather? I saw
it and I posted on the Facebook page, and I
want your answer. Would you take one million dollars guaranteed
or flip a coin for a billion?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
One million? I don't gamble anymore. That's it.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
That's the answer. You don't gamble anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
See, you have a fifty fifty shot at a billion dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I think I'm going for the billion. The pain and
suffering and therapy and risk to yourself after losing that
opportunity at the billion and the million. When you lose it,
that will rip your heart out. More than a girl,
more than a sports team, more than a man, more
(00:58):
than a death coach. You will not be able to
recover from that. And because of that, I go with
the guaranteed million. I'll invest it immediately SMP five hundred.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I don't know that I would recover from losing the million.
But if they said, okay, which one would you do?
And I said, I'll take the million, and they said, okay,
let's slip the coin and see what it would have been,
and it comes up it would have been the billion. O. Man,
it's the other side of the coin. You would be like,
oh my gosh, drive me nuts. Why did I pass
up a billion dollars? But that bit like, imagine that coin,
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flip the two seconds it's in the air, maybe a second.
I don't even know how long it stays in the
air when you flip it not very long, and you're like, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
My god, I could be a billionaire. I could be
a billionaire. I could be a billionaire. Yeah, let's keep
it a buck. I've been hearing people say that apparently
means keep it real. Yes, So I've been looking into
hotels and stuff. We're playing vacation this summer. Oh, I
thought you were talking about buying a hotel.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah. Man, I could barely pay my mortgage.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I'm like, how the hell are you gonna buy a hotel?
That's the Motel six dude down the road Continental Breakfast. Hey,
they'll leave the light on for you. So with Wayne
Bodette with Motel six, we'll leave the light on for you.
Come on down and get yourself some Life cereal and
a muffin on the way out.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Make it blueberry.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I used to love that because I would whenever we
were trying to find a hotel on a road trip,
my parents be like, do you guys see anything? Be Like,
as a kid, I was so dumb, I'd be like, Dad,
we got to look for a Motel six because they're
they're gonna leave the light on for us.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
My Dad's like, they don't really leave.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The light on for you. I'm like, Dad.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
They say it the commercial. It says, I'm Tom Bodette
with Motel six. We'll leave the light on for you.
And I, honest God, believed they were leaving the light
on for us. That's what I thought they were doing.
Made me feel like, oh my gosh, Motel six is
where I need to be. Where I need to rest
my head is Motel six.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
The best is when they say HBO and Color TV.
That's how you get the truck.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Used to say that HBO, Color TV. Oh gotta pull
over there. Used it still says. In my town, the
beauty of the country is these small towns around me.
They don't change the cars, brand new, the roads, newer.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
The businesses.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Dude, they are still advertising to nineteen eighties people, truckers
that are horny real quick about hotels. So I'm researching stuff.
Tropical destinations for our summer vacation.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Do we know the dates.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
No, so do you know where you're going?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Coasta Rica? I'm pushing for it.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I got it. So you're still playing on that pushing that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What I've realized is a billion dollars is a.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Monumental amount of money I'm looking at. So I did
just click on hotels if I was super rich. They
don't really cater to the wealthy. There's a there's a
large gap. If you have a billion dollars, there's just
no way to spend it. I mean, I'm not even
I'm middle class, the heart of the middle class, and
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I'm we can afford these hotels. Maybe there's one with
a infinity edge pool and a glass patio. That's one
small step up from what we're able to afford.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
The billionaire status.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Dude, America can't even cater to you. You would have
to move to Dubai. There's not enough luxury items in
this country to give to you. I'm how can I
be this close as a radio producer to the very
best that a hotel has to offer in Costa Rica
and brom I'm lower middle class. So your billionaire lifestyle
(04:33):
that you would get, you'd be afford this life with
the billion dude, there ain't that great a billion dollar stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
So there's nothing in Costa Rica that would be able
to satisfy me as my billionaire status.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Is what you're saying at the hotel, we're looking at
you're a billionaire.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I'm a one hundred are thousands.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You're a millionaire because you took the million.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm a millionaire. You're a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
You would be staying one room over from us, with
an infinity edge pool and a glass patio. But guess what,
I'd still be smoking in my underwear, drinking my coast
terri eking coffee right next to your ass. Man. That's
messed up, right. That was deep. That is deep.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
That's like I mean, that's why I like Las Vegas.
It's all walks of life, all sitting at one blackjack table,
standing around one craps table. Every different person has a story,
and some people don't have any money, and some people
are billionaires probably sitting there at that craps table.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
But the beauty of Vegas is everybody is living in
that moment above their means one hundred.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Everybody in Las Vegas bro is spending money that they
shouldn't be spending.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I was taking when me and Bez are first started dating.
Now we're limited.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
We take three hundred a day, which is very smart.
I would take entire paychecks. People probably thought I was
a millionaire, but I wasn't. I was just taking everything
I had to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Because you automatic, because when you go to Vegas, you
know you're not gonna lose that, So why would you
not take your whole paycheck? I am with you. Everybody
is living outside their means when they go to Las Vegas.
I agree with you one hun percent. That is such
a true story.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
And there's there's rarely the person that is super great
with their money going in and I give Bezer that credit.
She puts it in envelopes and we don't go outside
of that envelope for the day, so that you're able
to have money the entire week. We're the exception to
the rule. Most people blow it, load out, cleaned out.
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We gotta start, Yeah, we gotta start the show. Now.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I just saw that would you rather last night on
x which was formerly Twitter, and I said, oh, I
gotta take that, and I put it on the Facebook page.
A lot of people were saying they would just take
the million. They're not gamblers.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So Arnold went out with Troy the guy from Australia
on Broadway and got shlamored, absolutely saw tade.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Then they went to Mackers, yes with some of those
words Bonza Bonzi bones.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And they got bonzaed bonza. No way, it was real bonza.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
It was real bonza, which is bad. Oh, and Arnold
left me this voicemail.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'm gonna yep, let me go ahead, hit it right.
This One'snold.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I'm pretty screwed up, man, Can I get a ride?
I'm at the corner of First and Chilly Rolls. Barn
see us soon, man.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
And after that he was hung over for two straight days.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Did you go pick him up?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
No? I told him there's a million ubers and lifts.
Call somebody else the what new phone? Who dis ah?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Gotcha?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I love that trick. That's a good trick. Yeah, all right,
let's start it, man.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Troy was a good guy.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I like that dude. He's on his way to Vegas
though he's in Vegas now, and people comment, oh, we
love Zach and effeminate guy into his fields. I love
Troy also, And then they love Troy the Australian guy.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
They're like you need to have more guests like this,
And I'm like, so all this effort that we put
into thinking about what we should do on the pod
and we just bring some random people off the streets
and that's the best pods that you guys like, got it?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Next we bring a homeless guy in. Oh. Man, I've
never heard something so great in my truck. That was
the best thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Guys, that was fantastic. He's been living off of free
tips for the past two years and that fascinated you. Interesting, right,
it's a great idea. It is a good idea. We're
gonna do it live, oh the one, two, three, So losers,
what up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I know the most about sports, so I gave you
the sports facts my sports opinions because I'm pretty much
a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It says that I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I met a Broadway girl one day back in twenty fourteen.
We got engaged married. Now we live north of town
in the country two acres. Her father built our home,
pay a mortgage, two point five kids. Someday, not today
or tomorrow, and I'll die of a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
When I'm seventy two, over to you.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh, how did I sleep last night? Thanks for asking, coacher,
how did you sleep last night?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Absolutely terrible?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I mean it might have been every twenty to twenty
five minutes, I was woken up by h I. No,
it wasn't my wife. Baby Box was having.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I don't know what kind of dream if he's going
through growing pains, but he was moaning and thrashing.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Around in his bed every twenty minutes. No, I wasn't
to cry. It was eh, eh eh, and I'd go down.
I'd go to his room.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Hey, Bud, Bud, you okay, okay, okay, you're okay, it's okay,
it's okay, it's okay. He quiet down, put his blanket
back on him, Go back to my room, go to sleep.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Ohh And I'm like, it was all night long.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Why don't you sleep in the room with him?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Well, it doesn't matter if I'm sleeping with him, What
difference does it make.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
He'll go to sleep.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
He was asleep the whole time. Ray he was thrashing, noisy, yes,
sleepy eyes.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
No, he never woke up, and I I it texted
my wife this morning and I said, hey, ask him
how he slept last night, and he said.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Quote, how did you sleep last night? I slept great?
He texted her.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh, my wife asked him when he got up and
they were eating breakfast, like, oh, did you get a
good night's sleep?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Good night sleep.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Mom.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
She's like, you weren't having bad dreams? No, no bad dreams.
But he has been complaining at his knee or leg hurts,
and so I'm wondering if it's like growing pains, and
so when he lays down, maybe the pain intensifies.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh, he's a future Wemby.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I don't know. I don't know what's wrong. But it
was all night long, every twenty to twenty five minutes.
I mean, I would fall asleep, get into that light,
and I could fall asleep quick, and I get into
that dream and all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I hear eh, eh, eh, what in the I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It was all I mean, I probably got up ten
times in the middle of the.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Night overreaction, probably two What do you mean ten times,
and went to his room. Yes, that's hard to believe.
So you're telling me, say what time did you go
to bed at? I went to bed at nine thirty nine?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Thirty and you get up at four, probably for the
big show.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
So in that amount of time, you got up every
single hour one hour, he got up twice and went
into his room.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yes, I'm telling you, it felt like it was every
twenty to twenty five minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I mean, I've had cats that have been violent, ill,
vomiting and diary ing, and I don't know if I
got up ten times, dude.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I hear him loudly, Ugh, the night my cat died,
I don't think I got up ten times.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Well, yeah, because you die peacefully sometimes.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
No, he was very ill, and I still to get
up ten times. I just feel that's an over exaggeration.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Monday, it's not an over exaggeration. I literally was like, man,
I got I felt like I got no sleep.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Dude, And you're it sounds if he's doing the night tremors.
That's baser one oh one, Oh oh my gosh. You
scared me as you're getting into bed. What and I
just had to go to the bathroom. Hi, it's me
not a robber. I don't have a ski mask on.
And then they'll be, oh, sorry, sorry, I was dream
such as hard dream.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
The thrashing has got to stop. Lay your head on
a pillow. Guys, you're safe in your bed. Let's not
be jumpy. Good night America. We all wake up. It's
very simple.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I don't understand it. I assumed it was a bad dream.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Oh did you just get in the bed. Yes, it's me.
It's I'm not the cat. Hello, yep, I'm a human
human hand it's me. Okay, sorry, you scared me. No,
I'm the hy two K killer my pries my wife first. Yeah,
it's like that every night, dude, you scared me.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
What are you doing taking a piss?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It's amazing. My wife The kid moans all night and thrashes.
She never hears him. I get up to go pee
and I get back. I got in bed. Shoh, does
the exact same thing as your wife? How do you hear?
Not hear him?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Eh, but you hear me. Get up, walk, pee and
come back. And you're jumping out of bed. The dude
is screaming every twenty minutes, not screaming, moaning, oh my,
And I thought, okay, maybe it's because his blanket's coming off,
So I put a second blanket.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
On him, a bigger blanky.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
No, it's a big blanket and so I put it
on him. It's Pred's blanket that he got my wife
for Christmas in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
That's probably why they won last night, beat the Apps,
but out of uh they beat the Alves. But yeah,
the the predstats, Oh Jets, I think you said as.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
All in the same division except for the Preds. Got it,
same divisions are in They're in the ABS division. I
think they're in the same division. Jets.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
No, not sure, not really clear on the hockey divisions.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I'll tell you that. I'll be honest with you. I'm
not up to date on my hockey divisions. Or are
they with the Golden Knights? Not sure? I think the
ABS are with the Golden Knights.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
No, the ABS are with Minnesota and the Dallas Stars
and the Jets. That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Those are all the same. But I think the Preds
are in that one.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Too, that does make sense.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
And then the Golden Knights are in it with the
Kings the Oilers. They're farther down the Oilers as well.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Okay, but anyway, that was how I slept last night.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Right.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
If you want to know, I'm tired, I'm cranky, I
need an app.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
It was rough. How about yourself? Man?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Me went to bed at eight.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Immediately immediately woke up at twelve thirty, so four and
a half hours of sleep. Woke up at midnight, took
another thirty minute sleep, so woke up at midnight thirty
and was good to go. Never felt better, but I
took an hour and a half nap in the afternoon,
two hours.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Probably that's legit.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Don't say I didn't get a nap yesterday. I did. Neighbor,
not neighbor, old work coworker of vasors came over and
they were just laughing, having them a girl's day, and
I said, I'm going to bed smart.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I can only have so much estrogen.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
That's a good move, man.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
So I went to bed and just slept it off.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
So you're ready to take a break. Yeah, we're gonna
take a break, dude. And I'm gonna tell you what
a scandal? Have you ever heard of a scandal? This
one's gonna knock your socks off. It's not making ESPN.
I don't know why, but someone needs to be criminally investigated.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
You gonna knock your garments off?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yes, we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Ray, give me my music.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Right, the Brooklyn Nets. The season has ended, dude. Every
time you do that, I think the NBA, and then
I realized it's this stupid butt team.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
It's your kids team.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Ages four to six year old.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Every time I think it's something with Embiid but doesn't
even play for him anymore.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I don't know if he plays anything.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Hard play for him hard and plays for the Clippers.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Does Ben Simmons play for him?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, Ben Simmons plays for the Clippers. No, Ben Simmons
plays for the.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Who did he go to?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Din Wittle? He's got to play for the net.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Dem Wittle plays for the Lakers.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Where did Ben Simmons go?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
He just got bought out? Let me see.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I mean the dude doesn't play, No, he does.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
He plays. He plays for the Cavaliers.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
He comes off the bench.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
No, he's the Clippers. Clippers. Sorry, I saw a Cavaliers
picture of something. Yeah, I knew he went to the Clippers.
I thought so so that Hey, they reunited anyway, So
the season is over, man, I think it's all done with.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
And then hell of the year, yep, that's a song.
Hell of a year?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
How many games you guys went? We got two victories
Man first game, Man, last game. Great job. Guys started
off the season, hot, finished hot, a little loll in
the middle. It happens, you know, the grind of a season.
You can't get up for every game.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
It's hard.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
It's difficult to put the same energy and effort into
every single Saturday.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
And the scandal has begun.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Got an email in the inbox from the NBA Junior League.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
They emailed the sore losers.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
No, they emailed my personally email. Well, I did the
sound effect.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Sorry, said, scores will be updated this week for standings.
We have had issues with multiple teams with kids playing
out of their age groups shoesh. Please understand this is
against our rules and regulations, and if found out, we
will review each situation's case and the game will possibly
(18:09):
result as a forfeit.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I'm willing to turn over all footage that I have,
so from that first paragraph, they're gonna need our podcast
for the scores of the games.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I was shocked to learn that there are standings. I
didn't know that, and this tells me that we might
be moving up the standings.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Jerry, if you're listening to this, all we want is
a fair trial.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
All I am is saying, some of these teams that
we played, and I told you there is no way
they've been together two weeks, sesh, there is no way
that they are legit. There are kids that are foot
taller sh And we get an email we have had
issues with multiple teams playing out of their age groups. Dude,
(18:58):
you guys didn't sum We weren't as bad as I thought.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Dude, this is actually a pretty big scandal.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
This is incredible.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Who does this?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
They are four to six years old. Who gives two
craps about winning the league?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
This is huge.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
This isn't just one, it is multiple teams.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Rob, Bobby, I've been subpoenaed. I will be off on Monday.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
I can't even understand how not just one, but it's
more than one. Multiple is more than one. Now you
want me to keep finishing? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
An email coaches, I first wanted to thank you for
dedicating your time to the kids.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
We appreciate, appreciate your dedication. Let's make sure we are
keeping the kids first at all times. Wait the email started, coaches, Yes,
fan of the podcast, huge fan. We all want to win,
but it is about the kids at end YEP, not
winning the league. Let's do a better job controlling our
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parents during the game and also playing in the proper
age bracket.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
All right now, clap.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
As I stated in the coaches meeting before the season,
your parents react off of you.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
You are not only.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Leading the kids, but you're setting the tone for your
parents as well. With this being said, if you have
any issues regarding illegal players, please let me know.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Either they made spelling errors and punctuations things in that
email or you just sucked at reading it.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
If parents are not under control, it will result in
a possible technical foul and the removal of the parent.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
That is the scandal that is rocking the league.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
They need to go to the coaches convention.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I know they're big fans, but my question is how
did they get found out? Did someone all a birth
certificate check on one of the kids during the game? Whistleblower,
You don't want to be a whistleblower.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
You'll get out of the bottom of the cuberlet.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
That's what happens.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
It seems like if you if you look at any
whistleblowers in the past, they disappear from this planet.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Let's be real. You said there were kids that were older.
You never really pressed charges or furthered it. But you
did it complain on a podcast. Other people probably complained
at their workplaces. One person took it a step full
farther contacted the committee and said, review this. Did your
kids submit birth certificates or is it an honor system.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
It's an honor system.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
The whole investigation is based on an honor system, not
even fraudulent documents.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Now that you say it, like I literally this, this
is how behind the times this league is. I actually
had to go to the building and fill out a
piece of paper. There was no online registration, so I
just went and I wrote my kid's name, and I
wrote my kid's birthday. I wrote down their address, I
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wrote who their parents were, and I turned it in so.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
You would have met you. Continue. I must interject, continue
that I need to interject in a minute ahead.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Continue.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That tells me that there is no fact checking of
this league, and I now realize.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
It that year your sentence, I need to interject.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
That next year, baby Box, who will be seven at
the time, six can play with the six year olds
because guess what, there's no fact check.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Bray, It's a sleight of hand. You could make us
seven a.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Six Yeah, oh slipped, you would have never made it.
In Saratoga, Wyoming. My mom and dad handled all the
birth certificates and stuff. Kids would bring photo copies. It
was a huge ordeal. It needs to be the original.
Oh dang, you guys didn't even knew that. Man.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
You guys were just writing in pencil or pin.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
They gave you the option, which which is amazing now
that I think about it. But my whole thing is,
I don't know what's worse.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Are you really six year man?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I don't know what's worse?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Why is your voice deep?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Is the parents that did this, the coaches that allowed it,
that allowed them to play, that knew they were over age,
that decided they wanted to, you know, cheat the system
because they wanted to get the upper hand in four
to six year old basketball, or the person that actually
pushed the.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
League to investigate it.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I don't know which is worse.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Love the investigation and a kid never tells a lie.
You should casually next year, Hey Johnny from the other team,
how you doing, man? Hey?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
How were you?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
It's something easy. A kid will always say their age,
you're one, right? You wonder how I know that?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Because I asked one of them.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
No, when we were kids, Johnny APPLESE, ray, I see
a tree.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I'll never lie.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
My parents were taking I believe it was my sister
to the airport. Hey kid, I always say you're two
years younger than you actually are.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I'm only sixty four.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
She was gonna fly somewhere to see my grandma and grandpa.
I believe this is how the story went. This is
how I remember it in my head. And they told her, Hey,
you're gonna tell them you're six years old. You're gonna
tell them you're six years old. And we get to
the airport, They're like, how old are you? And I
believe my brother goes, she's five, but my parents told
(24:25):
her to say she's six.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
We are now boarding all Southwest flights, all Spirit Airlines,
and all Delta. You are now free to fly without
the country Throughout.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
It was e It was either my brother that said, oh,
she's really five, but my parents at six, or my
sister said, my parents told me to tell you I'm six,
but I'm really five, And my parents are sitting there going,
are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Luckily, they
didn't do anything, and they let her on the plane.
But that's how it goes. Kids won't lie. You can
tell them to lie, but they don't understand and they say, oh, no,
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my age is this, or I'm going here, I'm doing that.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
They're not good liars.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
So the kids are not at fault in this investigation.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
It's either the coach, like the coach.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Is probably out at the playground he's watching some kid hoop,
or the parents and he's like, I need that kid
on my six year old team so we can win
the league.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
We've narrowed it down the coach or the parent.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
One of them needs to serve some sort of time
or community service.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Who's worse, though, the person that asks for an investigation
or the person that signed them up illegally.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
We have the right in this country to ask for someone.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
To show.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Documentation, and it's called discovery. Someone is required by law
to show their finances. In this case, it is the
birth certificates. It is the documentation provided proving a kid's age.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
There is nothing wrong for asking you about that, and this.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Should change now the league to whereas you guys bring
those documents to every game. Yeah, I agree, and so
I'll show your mind, now show me yours.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Not only do I think this makes a difference. I
don't know how to check the standings, but it tells
me we moved up the standings. You know why, because
about thirty minutes after that email went out, I got
an email from the league.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
To our sore losers email.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
No my personal said coach, congratulations on a great season, Gooch.
You've now qualified for the All Star Tournament. Oh no,
we qualified for the postseason. I don't know who we're
gonna play.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
No, sorry, I mean yes?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
No? No, No, I'm sorry. Wrong and sound of effect?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Are you saying no because you think we're gonna get crushed?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I just had thought it was over.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Oh you're saying no because you don't want to hear
any more Brooklyn net story.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Not that, not that, not that at all. I said
the wrong sound effect meant hit clapping.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
You guys are playing more games.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
We have the end of year All Star Tournament. I
guess we moved up the standings. We have qualified for
the tournament.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
All Star Tournament, dude.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
So then I'm excited as I'll get out and I
text the group.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Your kids gotta make it.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
And I said, Hey, good news, guys. We had the
team party last Saturday, but let's put that.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Champagne on ice. We got a tournament to win.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
And everybody's like, what what, And I'm like, apparently we
moved up the standings. We qualified for the end of
the season postseason tournament.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Those parents had already figured out their drinking weekends.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
They said, what another Saturday? Us played to do beers
with the boys and some golf.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
And those are the reactions I got. Oh, we'll be
out of town that weekend.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
They're already going to Barbados.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
We have a birthday party that weekend.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, we got money to burn. We're heading to Trinmbag.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
And todaygo oh, she has a girl Scout retreat that weekend. Yeah,
I'm at in New Vegas. It's been about six months. Oh,
that's the weekend my my parents are coming to town.
We won't be able to make it.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh yeah, I'm doing minnies and petties. We'll be out.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
So after all that, I got six responses saying they
wouldn't be able to make it. That would take us
down to four players. I had to email the league
and say thanks, but no thanks. Our season is over.
We will not be in the tournament.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, you gotta know what's happening.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
The parents are gonna make their plans. You can't fold
them for that. I'm the respected the integrity of the season.
The minute was over, guys, those tickets were buck passports updated.
They got their real IDs and they're heading to Turks
and Keikos.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
They're heading to Sri Lanka.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
You know what I'm saying, a lot of these Nashville
people got some money to burn and it's getting burned. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
So the Brooklyn Nets season, the scandal that broke, that
moved us just at the top.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
But the season is still over. We'll take a break,
We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I don't know if that's real or not, but that
would be it's not even worth what's the weekend? We
don't need to do work.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
How funny would be to get it actually as a
news thing where they do it.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
That'd be awesome.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Like a local news station. If it's a slow news day,
we call the local news Bake.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Listen, guys, kids. Yeah, I'm only four years out, but
I saw some of those kids looked older than that.
I know.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I know you guys are always looking for investigative journalism.
You got to get to the bottom of this ages
four to six year old basketball. There's a huge scandal
going on in the Nashville Basketball League.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, how's going. Yeah, I got a golden Retriever and
a jeep.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah. Yeah, I got my kids there in a private school. Yeah,
they playing lunchbox a team.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I was aware of some kids being older. Again, I
was staring at the MILFs a lot, but the times
that I were watching the court seemed as though kids
were fudging. Anyways, back to the MILFs, I mean the
manufacturing plant. Yep, yeah, thank you, Jim, Jim and accounting.
What have you seen down here, sir?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Well, I mean it was a little suspicious when I
saw that number twelve. He was dunking, and I thought, man,
that's pretty crazy that a six year old can dunk.
I mean, and he is six foot two, and I
don't understand how he could be six. But yeah, I
mean I just trust the parents, you know what I mean.
I just told my kid, Hey, some kids are bigger
than other. It turns out he was twenty one.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Oh uh yeah, yeah, any way I can help out. Yes,
I was always a little suspicious of her age. I
was thinking, I was, you know, I was she thirty eight?
You know you got those milkers. Oh the kids, I'm sorry,
you're talking about Teresa the mom.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
It would be a heck of a report, it.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Would be, and I mean so funny and like the
parent there's parents, sir.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
So I see here, your ten year old was playing
with the six year olds. I got no comment. Talk
to my lawyer, Talk to my lawyer. Get the camera
out of my face.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
He's not hiding anything. Oh we got a family issues
going on with that guy.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Oh Man.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
So yeah, that was it. That was That was my
excitement for the week. And then the sadness though, is
Gene Hackman died right, and I had to go back
to Hoosiers coach.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I can't do another investigation.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Bet No.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
One of the greatest movies sports movies of all time.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Pistol Pete's better than it. But I'll put Hoosiers it too.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
You've told me about Pistol Pete and I need to
watch it. Maybe I'll watch it this weekend.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
But it made me.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
It reminded me a little bit of you know, three
weeks ago when we had a game the Brooklyn Nets
that is, and we were on the court and at
halftime we're switching directions and we're like and Jackie on
my team goes, we're finally shooting on that hoop and
I'm like, yeah, why she goes because this hoop's higher.
And I had to do the tape measure. I had
(32:07):
to do the Gene Hackman, dude two balls. I went
down there and I said, walk with me, Jackie, and
I said, I'm gonna hold my hand up. See where
I touch it on the net.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
She goes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
I said, now let's walk down.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
To that other end, guy math and I said watch this,
and I raised my hand up to touch the net
and she goes, it touches the same spot. I said, yes, Jackie,
they may look different, but these hoops go in one
direction with the other they are the exact same height.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I said, there's a.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Movie called Hoosiers. It teaches you all about it. I
did not know three weeks later that Gene Hackman would
be dead. I used Hoosiers to teach these kids that
it doesn't matter which direction you're going because the hoops
are the exact same.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
There's a hoop moment in Pistol Pete the Dad's on
the ladder. His son pistol, future pistol. At the time,
he was just Pete shooting baskets and his dad said, hey, son,
you want to believe?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
You believe?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yeah, Dad shooting that basket. You think two of those basket? Dad,
It's so hard to get in the hoop. It's such
a small hoop, Dad. He'sided like Tom Brady, So hard Dad,
to get in the hoop. His dad's gotten the ladder.
He said, I think that ball is hard to get
in there. You think two balls would go in that hoop?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
No, Dad, only one.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Probably give me that other ball over there dribbling it.
Nine o'clock at night. Hey press, the neighbors are calling,
keep it down out there, all right, Sarah, I'll get
in there. It's a great moment, great merit. The neighbors
are calling. Well, they're up awfully late, aren't they. Hilarious scene.
He grabs two balls and he says, son on the ladder,
(33:45):
he's standing up there ten feet and he says, sometimes,
what go ahead.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
You just gotta believe.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
And he takes both balls and at the same time
they go in the hoop, and the sun blew his
mind and he showed him that it isn't that small.
After all, two balls, you wouldn't think they could stop.
They kind of buckle a little bit. They both go
in at the same time.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Two balls can go in at the same time.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
It may have been an optical illusion. Maybe it's only
like one in three quarters and he kind of twisted it.
But for movie's sake, in Disney and Hollywood, two balls.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Went at the same time.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
That's the BEAUTI pivotal moment of the game, and the
kid at that moment he decided to believe they I
should have told the nets that I need dude, you
just steal stuff from movies. They just go in with
the quotes from the movies you.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Did with them.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I literally did.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
It was halftime, dude, and I walked them down the court.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Parents in the crowded brother what does this guy watch
Hoosiers last night? The parents are going why is he
doing that?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
And the other coaches like why is he on our
side of the court, Like, what's he doing touching the net?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
If you guys don't know these scenes, this isn't funny.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
It's funny if you want to go look them up
on YouTube, because here's the great part.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Is Pistol Pete is the logo. So he's on our shirts.
He's on the jerseys and my kids have ask me
who that is and I tell him that's Pete maravich
Man and they're like, does he still play? I'm like, no, no,
he's old. Now he might.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I don't even know if he's alive. To be honest
with you, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
And now I need to show them Pistol Pete the
movie and be like, guys, that's the guy on your shirt.
That is amazing.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
I thought you were going to say another sentence, I
took a drink. No, I saw you can take a drink, dude.
I need Troy back in here, man. We need that
third No.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
I got an email, though, I got an email that
I mean. It made me feel so good about myself.
Lunchbox loved the recap on Monday's pod about the Mexico Open.
I had put twenty dollars on Brian Campbell plus fourteen
hundred going into the weekend. I was then able to
watch any golf on Sunday. I enjoyed your play by play.
(35:50):
Keep up the great pods coming. Been listening since the
first podcast Byron from Wisconsin. Thanks, Finally someone else cared
about the Mexico Open.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Baseball. Are you preparing more for March Madness? Are you
playing fantasy baseball?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
I am playing fantasy baseball.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I'm not, but I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
I'm a numbers guy, so statistically, Sison, I'm just trying
to really get deep into it. You know, another's what's
the stadium at altitude Denver? What's the second most stadium
at altitude?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Kaufman Stadium, Saint Louis is almost one thousand feet above
sea level.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Well, Kaufman is in Kansas City, right, that's the Royals.
I've been to Kaufman Stadium as a kid, but they've
redone it since then.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
It's easier to hit at altitude Colorado, a mile high,
five thousand feet above sea level.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
That's why there's so many hits there.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
The most hits in Major League Baseball history happened at
Coors Field, always in the top three. Kaufman Stadium, you
wouldn't think it. It's at altitude. I had no idea
Bobby wit Hey so three eighty two, Where did he
hit three eighty two at home at Kaufman Stadium? Because
the altitude this year, though, He's not gonna have Tommy
Fam at number one, He's at number two. I wonder
(37:04):
are they gonna have Bobby Witt hit one? Is that
gonna change how many hits he got last year? Because
he never went a game in a row not getting
a hit. Every game he didn't get a hit, he
got a hit the next day. Bobby Wit could be
the greatest Fantasy players statistically saison in the history of
the sport.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Does he go number one with Tommy Fam now playing
for somebody else?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Who does Tommy Fam played for?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
He went somewhere east, you know, I mean, I have.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
No idea Tommy Fam is in bouncing around. But I
do want to apologize to the Golden State Warriors because
when they traded for Jimmy Butler, I said, Oh, what
difference does it make? They suck, They're terrible. Hey, they're
they're kind of winning a lot of games. Now they're hot.
They're hot, they're up there, they're top the Golden Golden
State Warriors, but they've creeped up to like number seven.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
But they are makers. Lakers are hot too.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
They're all West though they're all gonna beat each other up.
I think Celtics just cruised to the finals.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
The West is wide open, man wide open, wide open.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
That's scary. Why the Lakers ain't gonna get that far?
They're not, but it's wide open. You saying that with Nuggets.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
With Nuggets with gold on Olden State Dallas, when Anthony
Davis comes back. Right now, they're on the struggle bus.
But they're winning games. They're not doing great, but they
need Anthony Davis. They need Gafford, they need a lively back,
they need all those guys down low, and they're gonna
be dirty. But yeah, I've been watching college basketball NBA.
(38:31):
I'm not prepared for baseball. Cousin Andrew did hit me
up the other day and said, I think our three
keepers are gonna be where did it go? Hold on,
hold on, hold on, Philip, But here we go? Uh
he said, I think I already know it. But I'm
gonna go with Seeger, Trout and Harper for the keepers.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Is Trout starting.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
The experts are really down on Trout, and they really
high on Jackson Trio, who we have. They have them
ranked as the twenty five bifth best player. But I'd
rather go with our guys. I think three have potential
to be MVPs. Small chance it will happen, but it's
not zero. So that's who our keepers are this year.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
I still stand by the Dodgers winning one hundred and
seventeen games. Lineup is stacked and the pitching staff doesn't
even have show we to start off the season.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Top to bottom, they're great.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
They're really good. Colorado Rockies last year to statistically Sayson
the worst pitching staff in baseball. This year, they did
no work on it. It's the exact same guysmis.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Freeland, Feldner, Sensavalla, the Gomber.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Oh Gosden Gomber. Two of the guys ore there. Yeah,
two of the guys were out of the league last year,
Senzavala and another dude, and they're just pitching.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Throw them into the staff man.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Why not, let's go what are you doing this weekend?
Made anything good?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
No plans.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
We were gonna maybe do the escape room so fun
with Justin, but the time kept getting thrown around so much.
Me and Baser said, brunch in the country. My earphones
went out inside baseball literally, and so we're.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Doing a small brunch in the country. We got a
couple things we got to do around the house. Honeydewes.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Nice. There's a chandelier, I said, Beazer, we got not
a chandelier. There's an entrance light that we got to
put up, and I said, Basil, let me handle it.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
She goes, I'm gonna call my dad. He's coming over.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Good good, I'm glad he's gonna get that done. Yeah,
we got.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
We got a birthday party tomorrow. Then we have meet
the baseball team.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Uh me, the Mets. Not with the Padres.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
We got Tatis, Profar, Profar him still now he's somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
I don't know. I haven't paid attention. They trade him around,
bro that they move. It's quick Padres the ones we
know of. For Tatis, you got Fernando Manachado, Machado, Machado. Yeah, yeah,
that's who we are this year.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
And it was a dilemma because I'm a Cubs fan
and my the other coach, his wife is a Cardinals fan,
and so he didn't want to ask for the Cubs,
or he didn't want to ask for the Cardinals because
he didn't want to offend to either of us.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
So he just got stuck with the Padres.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Cubs are be bad this year.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
No not.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
They're gonna be good. Don't worry about it. We got
Craig Counsel on the bench second year is when he
turns it around.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Not that I think I'm playing. Oh he's the manager. Man.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
So yeah, all right, man, I have a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Everybody.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
We'll see on Monday. Hopefully we'll be here. I don't know,
something good will happen. We'll come up with something to
talk about. Because Brooklyn Nets basketball is over. I got
nothing else on the schedule.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
So all right. The worst Major League Baseball stadium to
hit in and for any sort of offense is.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
It's a big one. It's an Oakland. Oh, but they're gone.
They're not there anymore. They're in Sacramento. Huh.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Giants a little bit.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Yeah, wind blowing in. Yeah, it's just off the bay
with Covey.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Cove statistically says, and you got a lot of wind.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Yeah, thank survivor storry this week hope you're caught up. Man.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Are we golfing? Are you golfing this weekend at all?
Speaker 3 (41:50):
No? Probably not this weekend. Man. I got kids. I
have three kids. I've been doing patio golf, but just
having got on the course, it's gonna be weird. I'm
not gonna have my sea legs yet.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yeah, it's it's hard to get out when it's hard
to go play weekend golf. And you got three kids.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Man, I told you about those tea times. I bet
they're gone. No, get it right now, bet it, bet
you can get it.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Go ahead, look at it? What is it? I got it,
I'll pull it up. Sison, Ray Mundo Golf.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Go there, go go.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
I gotta go go just in it. Go go go
go go, go go go. Ray. You gotta turn off
the recording culture.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
I know you're worried about golf, but I'm gonna listen.
Next Saturday, March eighth, I'm gonna be in the Demolition
Derby Mad Dog Demolition Derby in Shelbyville, Tennisse, Tennessee. Cooper
Steele Arena. Dude, I'm gonna drive in a race and wreck.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
I don't know. And you gotta take the kids in that.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
I know.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
My kids are gonna watch me wreck. They're gonna watch
your dad. They're gonna they're gonna be going go Nitro
Ned gon Ned. That's who I'm racing.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
So if you if you want to favor save five dollars,
can get discount tickets Motorhead Events dot com Demolition Derby Saturday,
March eighth, Shelbyville, Tennessee, Cooper Steel Arena.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Sees there's gonna be a lot of people there, and.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
There's gonna be a lot of people. And someone said
in plaid plaid, right, a lot of tip people in
the Tennessee wear plaid. Didn't realize it. And maybe in
truncker hats. Maybe in orange for the Volves. Yeah, or
Lipscom because they just won. I think they won their conference. Man,
are you a big Lipscomb fan? No?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Man, but is your wife?
Speaker 3 (43:35):
What?
Speaker 1 (43:35):
We could all carpool we go to this thing.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Do you want to go to the demolition derby? So
it's probably you live north of town. It's south of town.
Probably gonna take you about an hour to get there
for you hour and fifteen doable.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Doable, dude.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
I'm all about if it's a solid drive, you go
have fun with friends. I'm all like with the Dodds. Dude,
we did an overnighter, that's true. Get a hotel there.
You think they got hotels in Shelbyville, They do right
next to Cooper Steel Arena.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Find out all right.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
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Speaker 3 (44:10):
You know what I say.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
If you ain't.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
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I'm gonna be real sore after the demolition Dirty Derby.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, get you paded up man, helmet all that. Yeah,
I gotta go to I gotta be there at four
for a safety course. Here's reverse, here's drive. Go have fun.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Kid.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
You're gonna be going one mile an hour or you
be cooking ele bit.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
No, no, I'm gonna be cooking like they. I got rocket boosters.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Sh boom boom. Mad Dog Demolition Derby sho So yeah,
please come see me.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
I'll see you there, all right. It starts at seven
next Saturday. Demolition Derby, Mad Dog Demolition in Derby. Let's
go Motorheadevents dot Com.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Bye, I'm gonna hit up your wife, see if she
wants to get a hotel for the oh.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
For the event. Okay, gosh
We're rolling.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Dude, I saw a great would you rather? I saw
it and I posted on the Facebook page, and I
want your answer. Would you take one million dollars guaranteed
or flip a coin for a billion?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
One million? I don't gamble anymore. That's it.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
That's the answer. You don't gamble anymore.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
See, you have a fifty fifty shot at a billion dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I think I'm going for the billion. The pain and
suffering and therapy and risk to yourself after losing that
opportunity at the billion and the million. When you lose it,
that will rip your heart out. More than a girl,
more than a sports team, more than a man, more
(00:58):
than a death coach. You will not be able to
recover from that. And because of that, I go with
the guaranteed million. I'll invest it immediately SMP five hundred.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I don't know that I would recover from losing the million.
But if they said, okay, which one would you do?
And I said, I'll take the million, and they said, okay,
let's slip the coin and see what it would have been,
and it comes up it would have been the billion. O. Man,
it's the other side of the coin. You would be like,
oh my gosh, drive me nuts. Why did I pass
up a billion dollars? But that bit like, imagine that coin,
(01:33):
flip the two seconds it's in the air, maybe a second.
I don't even know how long it stays in the
air when you flip it not very long, and you're like, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
My god, I could be a billionaire. I could be
a billionaire. I could be a billionaire. Yeah, let's keep
it a buck. I've been hearing people say that apparently
means keep it real. Yes, So I've been looking into
hotels and stuff. We're playing vacation this summer. Oh, I
thought you were talking about buying a hotel.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah. Man, I could barely pay my mortgage.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I'm like, how the hell are you gonna buy a hotel?
That's the Motel six dude down the road Continental Breakfast. Hey,
they'll leave the light on for you. So with Wayne
Bodette with Motel six, we'll leave the light on for you.
Come on down and get yourself some Life cereal and
a muffin on the way out.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Make it blueberry.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I used to love that because I would whenever we
were trying to find a hotel on a road trip,
my parents be like, do you guys see anything? Be Like,
as a kid, I was so dumb, I'd be like, Dad,
we got to look for a Motel six because they're
they're gonna leave the light on for us.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
My Dad's like, they don't really leave.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
The light on for you. I'm like, Dad.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
They say it the commercial. It says, I'm Tom Bodette
with Motel six. We'll leave the light on for you.
And I, honest God, believed they were leaving the light
on for us. That's what I thought they were doing.
Made me feel like, oh my gosh, Motel six is
where I need to be. Where I need to rest
my head is Motel six.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
The best is when they say HBO and Color TV.
That's how you get the truck.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Used to say that HBO, Color TV. Oh gotta pull
over there. Used it still says. In my town, the
beauty of the country is these small towns around me.
They don't change the cars, brand new, the roads, newer.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
The businesses.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Dude, they are still advertising to nineteen eighties people, truckers
that are horny real quick about hotels. So I'm researching stuff.
Tropical destinations for our summer vacation.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Do we know the dates.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
No, so do you know where you're going?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Coasta Rica? I'm pushing for it.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I got it. So you're still playing on that pushing that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What I've realized is a billion dollars is a.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Monumental amount of money I'm looking at. So I did
just click on hotels if I was super rich. They
don't really cater to the wealthy. There's a there's a
large gap. If you have a billion dollars, there's just
no way to spend it. I mean, I'm not even
I'm middle class, the heart of the middle class, and
(03:59):
I'm we can afford these hotels. Maybe there's one with
a infinity edge pool and a glass patio. That's one
small step up from what we're able to afford.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
The billionaire status.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Dude, America can't even cater to you. You would have
to move to Dubai. There's not enough luxury items in
this country to give to you. I'm how can I
be this close as a radio producer to the very
best that a hotel has to offer in Costa Rica
and brom I'm lower middle class. So your billionaire lifestyle
(04:33):
that you would get, you'd be afford this life with
the billion dude, there ain't that great a billion dollar stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
So there's nothing in Costa Rica that would be able
to satisfy me as my billionaire status.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Is what you're saying at the hotel, we're looking at
you're a billionaire.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I'm a one hundred are thousands.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You're a millionaire because you took the million.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I'm a millionaire. You're a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
You would be staying one room over from us, with
an infinity edge pool and a glass patio. But guess what,
I'd still be smoking in my underwear, drinking my coast
terri eking coffee right next to your ass. Man. That's
messed up, right. That was deep. That is deep.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
That's like I mean, that's why I like Las Vegas.
It's all walks of life, all sitting at one blackjack table,
standing around one craps table. Every different person has a story,
and some people don't have any money, and some people
are billionaires probably sitting there at that craps table.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
But the beauty of Vegas is everybody is living in
that moment above their means one hundred.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Everybody in Las Vegas bro is spending money that they
shouldn't be spending.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I was taking when me and Bez are first started dating.
Now we're limited.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
We take three hundred a day, which is very smart.
I would take entire paychecks. People probably thought I was
a millionaire, but I wasn't. I was just taking everything
I had to Vegas.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Because you automatic, because when you go to Vegas, you
know you're not gonna lose that, So why would you
not take your whole paycheck? I am with you. Everybody
is living outside their means when they go to Las Vegas.
I agree with you one hun percent. That is such
a true story.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
And there's there's rarely the person that is super great
with their money going in and I give Bezer that credit.
She puts it in envelopes and we don't go outside
of that envelope for the day, so that you're able
to have money the entire week. We're the exception to
the rule. Most people blow it, load out, cleaned out.
(06:30):
We gotta start, Yeah, we gotta start the show. Now.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I just saw that would you rather last night on
x which was formerly Twitter, and I said, oh, I
gotta take that, and I put it on the Facebook page.
A lot of people were saying they would just take
the million. They're not gamblers.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
So Arnold went out with Troy the guy from Australia
on Broadway and got shlamored, absolutely saw tade.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Then they went to Mackers, yes with some of those
words Bonza Bonzi bones.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And they got bonzaed bonza. No way, it was real bonza.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
It was real bonza, which is bad. Oh, and Arnold
left me this voicemail.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'm gonna yep, let me go ahead, hit it right.
This One'snold.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I'm pretty screwed up, man, Can I get a ride?
I'm at the corner of First and Chilly Rolls. Barn
see us soon, man.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
And after that he was hung over for two straight days.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Did you go pick him up?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
No? I told him there's a million ubers and lifts.
Call somebody else the what new phone? Who dis ah?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Gotcha?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I love that trick. That's a good trick. Yeah, all right,
let's start it, man.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Troy was a good guy.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I like that dude. He's on his way to Vegas
though he's in Vegas now, and people comment, oh, we
love Zach and effeminate guy into his fields. I love
Troy also, And then they love Troy the Australian guy.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
They're like you need to have more guests like this,
And I'm like, so all this effort that we put
into thinking about what we should do on the pod
and we just bring some random people off the streets
and that's the best pods that you guys like, got it?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Next we bring a homeless guy in. Oh. Man, I've
never heard something so great in my truck. That was
the best thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Guys, that was fantastic. He's been living off of free
tips for the past two years and that fascinated you. Interesting, right,
it's a great idea. It is a good idea. We're
gonna do it live, oh the one, two, three, So losers,
what up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I know the most about sports, so I gave you
the sports facts my sports opinions because I'm pretty much
a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It says that I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I met a Broadway girl one day back in twenty fourteen.
We got engaged married. Now we live north of town
in the country two acres. Her father built our home,
pay a mortgage, two point five kids. Someday, not today
or tomorrow, and I'll die of a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
When I'm seventy two, over to you.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Oh, how did I sleep last night? Thanks for asking, coacher,
how did you sleep last night?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Absolutely terrible?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I mean it might have been every twenty to twenty
five minutes, I was woken up by h I. No,
it wasn't my wife. Baby Box was having.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I don't know what kind of dream if he's going
through growing pains, but he was moaning and thrashing.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Around in his bed every twenty minutes. No, I wasn't
to cry. It was eh, eh eh, and I'd go down.
I'd go to his room.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Hey, Bud, Bud, you okay, okay, okay, you're okay, it's okay,
it's okay, it's okay. He quiet down, put his blanket
back on him, Go back to my room, go to sleep.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Ohh And I'm like, it was all night long.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Why don't you sleep in the room with him?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Well, it doesn't matter if I'm sleeping with him, What
difference does it make.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
He'll go to sleep.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
He was asleep the whole time. Ray he was thrashing, noisy, yes,
sleepy eyes.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
No, he never woke up, and I I it texted
my wife this morning and I said, hey, ask him
how he slept last night, and he said.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Quote, how did you sleep last night? I slept great?
He texted her.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Oh, my wife asked him when he got up and
they were eating breakfast, like, oh, did you get a
good night's sleep?
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Good night sleep.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Mom.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
She's like, you weren't having bad dreams? No, no bad dreams.
But he has been complaining at his knee or leg hurts,
and so I'm wondering if it's like growing pains, and
so when he lays down, maybe the pain intensifies.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Oh, he's a future Wemby.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I don't know. I don't know what's wrong. But it
was all night long, every twenty to twenty five minutes.
I mean, I would fall asleep, get into that light,
and I could fall asleep quick, and I get into
that dream and all of a sudden.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I hear eh, eh, eh, what in the I mean?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It was all I mean, I probably got up ten
times in the middle of the.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Night overreaction, probably two What do you mean ten times,
and went to his room. Yes, that's hard to believe.
So you're telling me, say what time did you go
to bed at? I went to bed at nine thirty nine?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Thirty and you get up at four, probably for the
big show.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
So in that amount of time, you got up every
single hour one hour, he got up twice and went
into his room.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yes, I'm telling you, it felt like it was every
twenty to twenty five minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I mean, I've had cats that have been violent, ill,
vomiting and diary ing, and I don't know if I
got up ten times, dude.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I hear him loudly, Ugh, the night my cat died,
I don't think I got up ten times.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Well, yeah, because you die peacefully sometimes.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
No, he was very ill, and I still to get
up ten times. I just feel that's an over exaggeration.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Monday, it's not an over exaggeration. I literally was like, man,
I got I felt like I got no sleep.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Dude, And you're it sounds if he's doing the night tremors.
That's baser one oh one, Oh oh my gosh. You
scared me as you're getting into bed. What and I
just had to go to the bathroom. Hi, it's me
not a robber. I don't have a ski mask on.
And then they'll be, oh, sorry, sorry, I was dream
such as hard dream.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
The thrashing has got to stop. Lay your head on
a pillow. Guys, you're safe in your bed. Let's not
be jumpy. Good night America. We all wake up. It's
very simple.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I don't understand it. I assumed it was a bad dream.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Oh did you just get in the bed. Yes, it's me.
It's I'm not the cat. Hello, yep, I'm a human
human hand it's me. Okay, sorry, you scared me. No,
I'm the hy two K killer my pries my wife first. Yeah,
it's like that every night, dude, you scared me.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
What are you doing taking a piss?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It's amazing. My wife The kid moans all night and thrashes.
She never hears him. I get up to go pee
and I get back. I got in bed. Shoh, does
the exact same thing as your wife? How do you hear?
Not hear him?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Eh, but you hear me. Get up, walk, pee and
come back. And you're jumping out of bed. The dude
is screaming every twenty minutes, not screaming, moaning, oh my,
And I thought, okay, maybe it's because his blanket's coming off,
So I put a second blanket.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
On him, a bigger blanky.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
No, it's a big blanket and so I put it
on him. It's Pred's blanket that he got my wife
for Christmas in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
That's probably why they won last night, beat the Apps,
but out of uh they beat the Alves. But yeah,
the the predstats, Oh Jets, I think you said as.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
All in the same division except for the Preds. Got it,
same divisions are in They're in the ABS division. I
think they're in the same division. Jets.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
No, not sure, not really clear on the hockey divisions.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I'll tell you that. I'll be honest with you. I'm
not up to date on my hockey divisions. Or are
they with the Golden Knights? Not sure? I think the
ABS are with the Golden Knights.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
No, the ABS are with Minnesota and the Dallas Stars
and the Jets. That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Those are all the same. But I think the Preds
are in that one.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Too, that does make sense.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
And then the Golden Knights are in it with the
Kings the Oilers. They're farther down the Oilers as well.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Okay, but anyway, that was how I slept last night.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Right.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
If you want to know, I'm tired, I'm cranky, I
need an app.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
It was rough. How about yourself? Man?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Me went to bed at eight.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Immediately immediately woke up at twelve thirty, so four and
a half hours of sleep. Woke up at midnight, took
another thirty minute sleep, so woke up at midnight thirty
and was good to go. Never felt better, but I
took an hour and a half nap in the afternoon,
two hours.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Probably that's legit.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Don't say I didn't get a nap yesterday. I did. Neighbor,
not neighbor, old work coworker of vasors came over and
they were just laughing, having them a girl's day, and
I said, I'm going to bed smart.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I can only have so much estrogen.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
That's a good move, man.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
So I went to bed and just slept it off.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
So you're ready to take a break. Yeah, we're gonna
take a break, dude. And I'm gonna tell you what
a scandal? Have you ever heard of a scandal? This
one's gonna knock your socks off. It's not making ESPN.
I don't know why, but someone needs to be criminally investigated.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
You gonna knock your garments off?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yes, we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Ray, give me my music.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Right, the Brooklyn Nets. The season has ended, dude. Every
time you do that, I think the NBA, and then
I realized it's this stupid butt team.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
It's your kids team.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Ages four to six year old.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Every time I think it's something with Embiid but doesn't
even play for him anymore.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I don't know if he plays anything.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Hard play for him hard and plays for the Clippers.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Does Ben Simmons play for him?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, Ben Simmons plays for the Clippers. No, Ben Simmons
plays for the.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Who did he go to?
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Din Wittle? He's got to play for the net.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Dem Wittle plays for the Lakers.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Where did Ben Simmons go?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
He just got bought out? Let me see.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I mean the dude doesn't play, No, he does.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
He plays. He plays for the Cavaliers.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
He comes off the bench.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
No, he's the Clippers. Clippers. Sorry, I saw a Cavaliers
picture of something. Yeah, I knew he went to the Clippers.
I thought so so that Hey, they reunited anyway, So
the season is over, man, I think it's all done with.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
And then hell of the year, yep, that's a song.
Hell of a year?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
How many games you guys went? We got two victories
Man first game, Man, last game. Great job. Guys started
off the season, hot, finished hot, a little loll in
the middle. It happens, you know, the grind of a season.
You can't get up for every game.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
It's hard.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
It's difficult to put the same energy and effort into
every single Saturday.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
And the scandal has begun.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Got an email in the inbox from the NBA Junior League.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
They emailed the sore losers.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
No, they emailed my personally email. Well, I did the
sound effect.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Sorry, said, scores will be updated this week for standings.
We have had issues with multiple teams with kids playing
out of their age groups shoesh. Please understand this is
against our rules and regulations, and if found out, we
will review each situation's case and the game will possibly
(18:09):
result as a forfeit.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I'm willing to turn over all footage that I have,
so from that first paragraph, they're gonna need our podcast
for the scores of the games.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I was shocked to learn that there are standings. I
didn't know that, and this tells me that we might
be moving up the standings.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Jerry, if you're listening to this, all we want is
a fair trial.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
All I am is saying, some of these teams that
we played, and I told you there is no way
they've been together two weeks, sesh, there is no way
that they are legit. There are kids that are foot
taller sh And we get an email we have had
issues with multiple teams playing out of their age groups. Dude,
(18:58):
you guys didn't sum We weren't as bad as I thought.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Dude, this is actually a pretty big scandal.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
This is incredible.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Who does this?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
They are four to six years old. Who gives two
craps about winning the league?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
This is huge.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
This isn't just one, it is multiple teams.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Rob, Bobby, I've been subpoenaed. I will be off on Monday.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
I can't even understand how not just one, but it's
more than one. Multiple is more than one. Now you
want me to keep finishing? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
An email coaches, I first wanted to thank you for
dedicating your time to the kids.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
We appreciate, appreciate your dedication. Let's make sure we are
keeping the kids first at all times. Wait the email started, coaches, Yes,
fan of the podcast, huge fan. We all want to win,
but it is about the kids at end YEP, not
winning the league. Let's do a better job controlling our
(20:05):
parents during the game and also playing in the proper
age bracket.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
All right now, clap.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
As I stated in the coaches meeting before the season,
your parents react off of you.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
You are not only.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Leading the kids, but you're setting the tone for your
parents as well. With this being said, if you have
any issues regarding illegal players, please let me know.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Either they made spelling errors and punctuations things in that
email or you just sucked at reading it.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
If parents are not under control, it will result in
a possible technical foul and the removal of the parent.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
That is the scandal that is rocking the league.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
They need to go to the coaches convention.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I know they're big fans, but my question is how
did they get found out? Did someone all a birth
certificate check on one of the kids during the game? Whistleblower,
You don't want to be a whistleblower.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
You'll get out of the bottom of the cuberlet.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
That's what happens.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
It seems like if you if you look at any
whistleblowers in the past, they disappear from this planet.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Let's be real. You said there were kids that were older.
You never really pressed charges or furthered it. But you
did it complain on a podcast. Other people probably complained
at their workplaces. One person took it a step full
farther contacted the committee and said, review this. Did your
kids submit birth certificates or is it an honor system.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
It's an honor system.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
The whole investigation is based on an honor system, not
even fraudulent documents.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Now that you say it, like I literally this, this
is how behind the times this league is. I actually
had to go to the building and fill out a
piece of paper. There was no online registration, so I
just went and I wrote my kid's name, and I
wrote my kid's birthday. I wrote down their address, I
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wrote who their parents were, and I turned it in so.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
You would have met you. Continue. I must interject, continue
that I need to interject in a minute ahead.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Continue.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That tells me that there is no fact checking of
this league, and I now realize.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
It that year your sentence, I need to interject.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
That next year, baby Box, who will be seven at
the time, six can play with the six year olds
because guess what, there's no fact check.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Bray, It's a sleight of hand. You could make us
seven a.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Six Yeah, oh slipped, you would have never made it.
In Saratoga, Wyoming. My mom and dad handled all the
birth certificates and stuff. Kids would bring photo copies. It
was a huge ordeal. It needs to be the original.
Oh dang, you guys didn't even knew that. Man.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
You guys were just writing in pencil or pin.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
They gave you the option, which which is amazing now
that I think about it. But my whole thing is,
I don't know what's worse.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Are you really six year man?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I don't know what's worse?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Why is your voice deep?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Is the parents that did this, the coaches that allowed it,
that allowed them to play, that knew they were over age,
that decided they wanted to, you know, cheat the system
because they wanted to get the upper hand in four
to six year old basketball, or the person that actually
pushed the.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
League to investigate it.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I don't know which is worse.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Love the investigation and a kid never tells a lie.
You should casually next year, Hey Johnny from the other team,
how you doing, man? Hey?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
How were you?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
It's something easy. A kid will always say their age,
you're one, right? You wonder how I know that?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Because I asked one of them.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
No, when we were kids, Johnny APPLESE, ray, I see
a tree.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I'll never lie.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
My parents were taking I believe it was my sister
to the airport. Hey kid, I always say you're two
years younger than you actually are.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I'm only sixty four.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
She was gonna fly somewhere to see my grandma and grandpa.
I believe this is how the story went. This is
how I remember it in my head. And they told her, Hey,
you're gonna tell them you're six years old. You're gonna
tell them you're six years old. And we get to
the airport, They're like, how old are you? And I
believe my brother goes, she's five, but my parents told
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her to say she's six.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
We are now boarding all Southwest flights, all Spirit Airlines,
and all Delta. You are now free to fly without
the country Throughout.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
It was e It was either my brother that said, oh,
she's really five, but my parents at six, or my
sister said, my parents told me to tell you I'm six,
but I'm really five, And my parents are sitting there going,
are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Luckily, they
didn't do anything, and they let her on the plane.
But that's how it goes. Kids won't lie. You can
tell them to lie, but they don't understand and they say, oh, no,
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my age is this, or I'm going here, I'm doing that.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
They're not good liars.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
So the kids are not at fault in this investigation.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
It's either the coach, like the coach.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Is probably out at the playground he's watching some kid hoop,
or the parents and he's like, I need that kid
on my six year old team so we can win
the league.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
We've narrowed it down the coach or the parent.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
One of them needs to serve some sort of time
or community service.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Who's worse, though, the person that asks for an investigation
or the person that signed them up illegally.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
We have the right in this country to ask for someone.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
To show.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Documentation, and it's called discovery. Someone is required by law
to show their finances. In this case, it is the
birth certificates. It is the documentation provided proving a kid's age.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
There is nothing wrong for asking you about that, and this.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Should change now the league to whereas you guys bring
those documents to every game. Yeah, I agree, and so
I'll show your mind, now show me yours.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Not only do I think this makes a difference. I
don't know how to check the standings, but it tells
me we moved up the standings. You know why, because
about thirty minutes after that email went out, I got
an email from the league.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
To our sore losers email.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
No my personal said coach, congratulations on a great season, Gooch.
You've now qualified for the All Star Tournament. Oh no,
we qualified for the postseason. I don't know who we're
gonna play.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
No, sorry, I mean yes?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
No? No, No, I'm sorry. Wrong and sound of effect?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Are you saying no because you think we're gonna get crushed?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I just had thought it was over.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Oh you're saying no because you don't want to hear
any more Brooklyn net story.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Not that, not that, not that at all. I said
the wrong sound effect meant hit clapping.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
You guys are playing more games.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
We have the end of year All Star Tournament. I
guess we moved up the standings. We have qualified for
the tournament.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
All Star Tournament, dude.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
So then I'm excited as I'll get out and I
text the group.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Your kids gotta make it.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
And I said, Hey, good news, guys. We had the
team party last Saturday, but let's put that.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Champagne on ice. We got a tournament to win.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
And everybody's like, what what, And I'm like, apparently we
moved up the standings. We qualified for the end of
the season postseason tournament.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Those parents had already figured out their drinking weekends.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
They said, what another Saturday? Us played to do beers
with the boys and some golf.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
And those are the reactions I got. Oh, we'll be
out of town that weekend.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
They're already going to Barbados.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
We have a birthday party that weekend.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, we got money to burn. We're heading to Trinmbag.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
And todaygo oh, she has a girl Scout retreat that weekend. Yeah,
I'm at in New Vegas. It's been about six months. Oh,
that's the weekend my my parents are coming to town.
We won't be able to make it.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Oh yeah, I'm doing minnies and petties. We'll be out.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
So after all that, I got six responses saying they
wouldn't be able to make it. That would take us
down to four players. I had to email the league
and say thanks, but no thanks. Our season is over.
We will not be in the tournament.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, you gotta know what's happening.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
The parents are gonna make their plans. You can't fold
them for that. I'm the respected the integrity of the season.
The minute was over, guys, those tickets were buck passports updated.
They got their real IDs and they're heading to Turks
and Keikos.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
They're heading to Sri Lanka.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
You know what I'm saying, a lot of these Nashville
people got some money to burn and it's getting burned. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
So the Brooklyn Nets season, the scandal that broke, that
moved us just at the top.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
But the season is still over. We'll take a break,
We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I don't know if that's real or not, but that
would be it's not even worth what's the weekend? We
don't need to do work.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
How funny would be to get it actually as a
news thing where they do it.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
That'd be awesome.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Like a local news station. If it's a slow news day,
we call the local news Bake.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Listen, guys, kids. Yeah, I'm only four years out, but
I saw some of those kids looked older than that.
I know.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I know you guys are always looking for investigative journalism.
You got to get to the bottom of this ages
four to six year old basketball. There's a huge scandal
going on in the Nashville Basketball League.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah, how's going. Yeah, I got a golden Retriever and
a jeep.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah. Yeah, I got my kids there in a private school. Yeah,
they playing lunchbox a team.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I was aware of some kids being older. Again, I
was staring at the MILFs a lot, but the times
that I were watching the court seemed as though kids
were fudging. Anyways, back to the MILFs, I mean the
manufacturing plant. Yep, yeah, thank you, Jim, Jim and accounting.
What have you seen down here, sir?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Well, I mean it was a little suspicious when I
saw that number twelve. He was dunking, and I thought, man,
that's pretty crazy that a six year old can dunk.
I mean, and he is six foot two, and I
don't understand how he could be six. But yeah, I
mean I just trust the parents, you know what I mean.
I just told my kid, Hey, some kids are bigger
than other. It turns out he was twenty one.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Oh uh yeah, yeah, any way I can help out. Yes,
I was always a little suspicious of her age. I
was thinking, I was, you know, I was she thirty eight?
You know you got those milkers. Oh the kids, I'm sorry,
you're talking about Teresa the mom.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
It would be a heck of a report, it.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Would be, and I mean so funny and like the
parent there's parents, sir.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
So I see here, your ten year old was playing
with the six year olds. I got no comment. Talk
to my lawyer, Talk to my lawyer. Get the camera
out of my face.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
He's not hiding anything. Oh we got a family issues
going on with that guy.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Oh Man.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
So yeah, that was it. That was That was my
excitement for the week. And then the sadness though, is
Gene Hackman died right, and I had to go back
to Hoosiers coach.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I can't do another investigation.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Bet No.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
One of the greatest movies sports movies of all time.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Pistol Pete's better than it. But I'll put Hoosiers it too.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
You've told me about Pistol Pete and I need to
watch it. Maybe I'll watch it this weekend.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
But it made me.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
It reminded me a little bit of you know, three
weeks ago when we had a game the Brooklyn Nets
that is, and we were on the court and at
halftime we're switching directions and we're like and Jackie on
my team goes, we're finally shooting on that hoop and
I'm like, yeah, why she goes because this hoop's higher.
And I had to do the tape measure. I had
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to do the Gene Hackman, dude two balls. I went
down there and I said, walk with me, Jackie, and
I said, I'm gonna hold my hand up. See where
I touch it on the net.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
She goes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
I said, now let's walk down.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
To that other end, guy math and I said watch this,
and I raised my hand up to touch the net
and she goes, it touches the same spot. I said, yes, Jackie,
they may look different, but these hoops go in one
direction with the other they are the exact same height.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I said, there's a.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Movie called Hoosiers. It teaches you all about it. I
did not know three weeks later that Gene Hackman would
be dead. I used Hoosiers to teach these kids that
it doesn't matter which direction you're going because the hoops
are the exact same.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
There's a hoop moment in Pistol Pete the Dad's on
the ladder. His son pistol, future pistol. At the time,
he was just Pete shooting baskets and his dad said, hey, son,
you want to believe?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
You believe?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yeah, Dad shooting that basket. You think two of those basket? Dad,
It's so hard to get in the hoop. It's such
a small hoop, Dad. He'sided like Tom Brady, So hard Dad,
to get in the hoop. His dad's gotten the ladder.
He said, I think that ball is hard to get
in there. You think two balls would go in that hoop?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
No, Dad, only one.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Probably give me that other ball over there dribbling it.
Nine o'clock at night. Hey press, the neighbors are calling,
keep it down out there, all right, Sarah, I'll get
in there. It's a great moment, great merit. The neighbors
are calling. Well, they're up awfully late, aren't they. Hilarious scene.
He grabs two balls and he says, son on the ladder,
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he's standing up there ten feet and he says, sometimes,
what go ahead.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
You just gotta believe.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
And he takes both balls and at the same time
they go in the hoop, and the sun blew his
mind and he showed him that it isn't that small.
After all, two balls, you wouldn't think they could stop.
They kind of buckle a little bit. They both go
in at the same time.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Two balls can go in at the same time.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
It may have been an optical illusion. Maybe it's only
like one in three quarters and he kind of twisted it.
But for movie's sake, in Disney and Hollywood, two balls.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Went at the same time.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
That's the BEAUTI pivotal moment of the game, and the
kid at that moment he decided to believe they I
should have told the nets that I need dude, you
just steal stuff from movies. They just go in with
the quotes from the movies you.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Did with them.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I literally did.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
It was halftime, dude, and I walked them down the court.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Parents in the crowded brother what does this guy watch
Hoosiers last night? The parents are going why is he
doing that?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
And the other coaches like why is he on our
side of the court, Like, what's he doing touching the net?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
If you guys don't know these scenes, this isn't funny.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
It's funny if you want to go look them up
on YouTube, because here's the great part.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
Is Pistol Pete is the logo. So he's on our shirts.
He's on the jerseys and my kids have ask me
who that is and I tell him that's Pete maravich
Man and they're like, does he still play? I'm like, no, no,
he's old. Now he might.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
I don't even know if he's alive. To be honest
with you, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
And now I need to show them Pistol Pete the
movie and be like, guys, that's the guy on your shirt.
That is amazing.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
I thought you were going to say another sentence, I
took a drink. No, I saw you can take a drink, dude.
I need Troy back in here, man. We need that
third No.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
I got an email, though, I got an email that
I mean. It made me feel so good about myself.
Lunchbox loved the recap on Monday's pod about the Mexico Open.
I had put twenty dollars on Brian Campbell plus fourteen
hundred going into the weekend. I was then able to
watch any golf on Sunday. I enjoyed your play by play.
(35:50):
Keep up the great pods coming. Been listening since the
first podcast Byron from Wisconsin. Thanks, Finally someone else cared
about the Mexico Open.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Baseball. Are you preparing more for March Madness? Are you
playing fantasy baseball?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
I am playing fantasy baseball.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I'm not, but I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
I'm a numbers guy, so statistically, Sison, I'm just trying
to really get deep into it. You know, another's what's
the stadium at altitude Denver? What's the second most stadium
at altitude?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Kaufman Stadium, Saint Louis is almost one thousand feet above
sea level.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Well, Kaufman is in Kansas City, right, that's the Royals.
I've been to Kaufman Stadium as a kid, but they've
redone it since then.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
It's easier to hit at altitude Colorado, a mile high,
five thousand feet above sea level.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
That's why there's so many hits there.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
The most hits in Major League Baseball history happened at
Coors Field, always in the top three. Kaufman Stadium, you
wouldn't think it. It's at altitude. I had no idea
Bobby wit Hey so three eighty two, Where did he
hit three eighty two at home at Kaufman Stadium? Because
the altitude this year, though, He's not gonna have Tommy
Fam at number one, He's at number two. I wonder
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are they gonna have Bobby Witt hit one? Is that
gonna change how many hits he got last year? Because
he never went a game in a row not getting
a hit. Every game he didn't get a hit, he
got a hit the next day. Bobby Wit could be
the greatest Fantasy players statistically saison in the history of
the sport.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Does he go number one with Tommy Fam now playing
for somebody else?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Who does Tommy Fam played for?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
He went somewhere east, you know, I mean, I have.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
No idea Tommy Fam is in bouncing around. But I
do want to apologize to the Golden State Warriors because
when they traded for Jimmy Butler, I said, Oh, what
difference does it make? They suck, They're terrible. Hey, they're
they're kind of winning a lot of games. Now they're hot.
They're hot, they're up there, they're top the Golden Golden
State Warriors, but they've creeped up to like number seven.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
But they are makers. Lakers are hot too.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
They're all West though they're all gonna beat each other up.
I think Celtics just cruised to the finals.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
The West is wide open, man wide open, wide open.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
That's scary. Why the Lakers ain't gonna get that far?
They're not, but it's wide open. You saying that with Nuggets.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
With Nuggets with gold on Olden State Dallas, when Anthony
Davis comes back. Right now, they're on the struggle bus.
But they're winning games. They're not doing great, but they
need Anthony Davis. They need Gafford, they need a lively back,
they need all those guys down low, and they're gonna
be dirty. But yeah, I've been watching college basketball NBA.
(38:31):
I'm not prepared for baseball. Cousin Andrew did hit me
up the other day and said, I think our three
keepers are gonna be where did it go? Hold on,
hold on, hold on, Philip, But here we go? Uh
he said, I think I already know it. But I'm
gonna go with Seeger, Trout and Harper for the keepers.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Is Trout starting.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
The experts are really down on Trout, and they really
high on Jackson Trio, who we have. They have them
ranked as the twenty five bifth best player. But I'd
rather go with our guys. I think three have potential
to be MVPs. Small chance it will happen, but it's
not zero. So that's who our keepers are this year.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
I still stand by the Dodgers winning one hundred and
seventeen games. Lineup is stacked and the pitching staff doesn't
even have show we to start off the season.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Top to bottom, they're great.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
They're really good. Colorado Rockies last year to statistically Sayson
the worst pitching staff in baseball. This year, they did
no work on it. It's the exact same guysmis.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Freeland, Feldner, Sensavalla, the Gomber.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Oh Gosden Gomber. Two of the guys ore there. Yeah,
two of the guys were out of the league last year,
Senzavala and another dude, and they're just pitching.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Throw them into the staff man.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
Why not, let's go what are you doing this weekend?
Made anything good?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
No plans.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
We were gonna maybe do the escape room so fun
with Justin, but the time kept getting thrown around so much.
Me and Baser said, brunch in the country. My earphones
went out inside baseball literally, and so we're.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Doing a small brunch in the country. We got a
couple things we got to do around the house. Honeydewes.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
Nice. There's a chandelier, I said, Beazer, we got not
a chandelier. There's an entrance light that we got to
put up, and I said, Basil, let me handle it.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
She goes, I'm gonna call my dad. He's coming over.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Good good, I'm glad he's gonna get that done. Yeah,
we got.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
We got a birthday party tomorrow. Then we have meet
the baseball team.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Uh me, the Mets. Not with the Padres.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
We got Tatis, Profar, Profar him still now he's somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
I don't know. I haven't paid attention. They trade him around,
bro that they move. It's quick Padres the ones we
know of. For Tatis, you got Fernando Manachado, Machado, Machado. Yeah, yeah,
that's who we are this year.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
And it was a dilemma because I'm a Cubs fan
and my the other coach, his wife is a Cardinals fan,
and so he didn't want to ask for the Cubs,
or he didn't want to ask for the Cardinals because
he didn't want to offend to either of us.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
So he just got stuck with the Padres.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Cubs are be bad this year.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
No not.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
They're gonna be good. Don't worry about it. We got
Craig Counsel on the bench second year is when he
turns it around.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Not that I think I'm playing. Oh he's the manager. Man.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
So yeah, all right, man, I have a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Everybody.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
We'll see on Monday. Hopefully we'll be here. I don't know,
something good will happen. We'll come up with something to
talk about. Because Brooklyn Nets basketball is over. I got
nothing else on the schedule.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
So all right. The worst Major League Baseball stadium to
hit in and for any sort of offense is.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
It's a big one. It's an Oakland. Oh, but they're gone.
They're not there anymore. They're in Sacramento. Huh.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Giants a little bit.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Yeah, wind blowing in. Yeah, it's just off the bay
with Covey.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Cove statistically says, and you got a lot of wind.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Yeah, thank survivor storry this week hope you're caught up. Man.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Are we golfing? Are you golfing this weekend at all?
Speaker 3 (41:50):
No? Probably not this weekend. Man. I got kids. I
have three kids. I've been doing patio golf, but just
having got on the course, it's gonna be weird. I'm
not gonna have my sea legs yet.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yeah, it's it's hard to get out when it's hard
to go play weekend golf. And you got three kids.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Man, I told you about those tea times. I bet
they're gone. No, get it right now, bet it, bet
you can get it.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
Go ahead, look at it? What is it? I got it,
I'll pull it up. Sison, Ray Mundo Golf.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Go there, go go.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
I gotta go go just in it. Go go go
go go, go go go. Ray. You gotta turn off
the recording culture.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
I know you're worried about golf, but I'm gonna listen.
Next Saturday, March eighth, I'm gonna be in the Demolition
Derby Mad Dog Demolition Derby in Shelbyville, Tennisse, Tennessee. Cooper
Steele Arena. Dude, I'm gonna drive in a race and wreck.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
I don't know. And you gotta take the kids in that.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
I know.
Speaker 3 (42:48):
My kids are gonna watch me wreck. They're gonna watch
your dad. They're gonna they're gonna be going go Nitro
Ned gon Ned. That's who I'm racing.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
So if you if you want to favor save five dollars,
can get discount tickets Motorhead Events dot com Demolition Derby Saturday,
March eighth, Shelbyville, Tennessee, Cooper Steel Arena.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Sees there's gonna be a lot of people there, and.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
There's gonna be a lot of people. And someone said
in plaid plaid, right, a lot of tip people in
the Tennessee wear plaid. Didn't realize it. And maybe in
truncker hats. Maybe in orange for the Volves. Yeah, or
Lipscom because they just won. I think they won their conference. Man,
are you a big Lipscomb fan? No?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Man, but is your wife?
Speaker 3 (43:35):
What?
Speaker 1 (43:35):
We could all carpool we go to this thing.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Do you want to go to the demolition derby? So
it's probably you live north of town. It's south of town.
Probably gonna take you about an hour to get there
for you hour and fifteen doable.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Doable, dude.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
I'm all about if it's a solid drive, you go
have fun with friends. I'm all like with the Dodds. Dude,
we did an overnighter, that's true. Get a hotel there.
You think they got hotels in Shelbyville, They do right
next to Cooper Steel Arena.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Find out all right.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
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five dollars now and get discount tickets at Motorhead Events
dot com.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
You know what I say.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
If you ain't.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Rubbing, you ain't racing. Motorhead Events dot Com. Someone said,
I'm gonna be real sore after the demolition Dirty Derby.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, get you paded up man, helmet all that. Yeah,
I gotta go to I gotta be there at four
for a safety course. Here's reverse, here's drive. Go have fun.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Kid.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
You're gonna be going one mile an hour or you
be cooking ele bit.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
No, no, I'm gonna be cooking like they. I got rocket boosters.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Sh boom boom. Mad Dog Demolition Derby sho So yeah,
please come see me.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
I'll see you there, all right. It starts at seven
next Saturday. Demolition Derby, Mad Dog Demolition in Derby. Let's
go Motorheadevents dot Com.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Bye, I'm gonna hit up your wife, see if she
wants to get a hotel for the oh.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
For the event. Okay, gosh
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