May 3, 2025 • 52 mins
SORE LOSERS: In this episode Lunchbox talks about the FAMILY DRAMA that is causing a lot of issues in his family thanks to March Madness and the final standings. Also Lunchbox hit the golf course on Monday and his playing partner broke down exactly why Bryson DeChambeau lost The Masters. Arnold is back in the studio after hitting Coachella and then hitting up the NFL Draft. We also read an email that brings forth more proof of the Ray jinx being a real thing.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I hit it, good man. I'm gonna tell you what
I did something the other day that we all dream
about doing.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Bray, I got a divorce.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Not only about fifty percent of Americans dream about divorce,
because that's about the divorce right in America. But that
was not it. I did not get a divorce. But
I did not cheat. I did not sleep with a prostitute.
I didn't do any of that. I'm just saying that
a lot of people sitting at work today are dreaming
about doing this as they drive down the highway. They
are dreaming about doing this.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Tod did it touching themselves?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
No, no, no, no, they don't dream about that. They
just do that under their desk.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
The salespeople. Yeah, I will say not to take away
from your story, guys. I don't know what you guys
do on the message boards if you hate when I
do that. There was a guy walking to the bathroom
look like the Walking Dead. I think he literally couldn't
even his eyes were so glossed over from sitting in
a cubicle trying to sell our show. Dude, I think
(01:01):
he was half asleep. He almost walked right through me.
We didn't even say hi to each other. We both
went to the bathroom. He was so glossy eyed, foggy.
I don't even think he saw me. I I heat
it must be brutal sitting in a cubicle, and I'll
hang up and listen finish your story.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I think staring at that computer all day does that
to your eyes. You wonder why you get the cataract.
I think it's staring at the computer and sitting there
and just the the.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I mean that poor guy who'd never say we have
a hard day until you run into the guy that
I ran into the bathroom. Good gosh, it looks miserable
out there in cubicle land.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
He looked like he probably looked like he was dead
because he was just like, this is my life inside.
He was dead on the inside.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
What I'm saying, Because me and him were both so tired,
we didn't say one word to each other. We both
are at the urinal. We both walked in looking at
each other, didn't even acknowledge each other. Well, we looked
at each other.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh, because you were coming in one direction, he's coming
to the other. And then you have to turn into
the bathroom. So he's coming from the west.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Dude, neither one of us said hi. Then we both
went to the urinal, still no highs. Then we were
going back and forth scissoring for the paper towel and
we still didn't say tye. Me and him were that
tired dude, But I felt that I had enough energy
to say hi. So that was actually on me. I
feel every every bit that he had had been all
(02:32):
used up trying to sell our show.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Do you say hi to pretty much everyone in the bathroom?
Like if you're going into the bathroom or coming out
and someone's going in, do you say hi to them automatically?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, it's like, you know what, we're synced up in
the cross region. Might as well acknowledge that. What's up?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Man? That's funny because I was just walking out of
the bathroom and Mike Dee was walking into the bathroom.
I didn't say damn more to him. I just want
to try and past him.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Get back to your story, man, I mean I took
you on.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Here's the thing was, he was looking at his phone,
like he was just staring at his phone scrolling as
he's walking into the bathroom, and I'm like, do I
really need to interrupt his scroll to say what I might,
and I said, no, my what up, Mike. I don't
want to take him away from that phone that has
a red case on it. And I just walked right
by him, went on with my life.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Ray, There's nothing like a good doom scroll.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
So I decided on Monday, the sun was shining, it
was a beautiful day, la, and I said, you know what,
this is the perfect day to go to the golf course.
Sh So I went home, at least one of us did,
(03:48):
and I grabbed the clubs. The wife was not home.
I don't know where she was. I gave her a call.
She did not answer.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's cause for concern.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I was gonna say, hey, just let you know I'm
going to the golf course. But no answer. Not my problem.
So I drove to the golf course. I didn't go
to the local MUNI. I went to a different one
a few miles.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
From there, Bones country Club. No you've been there, don't exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, I've been there one time.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You're right, I've been there zero one time.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
And I pull up and the parking lot is not
very crowded. There's two people on the putting green. I'm like, man,
if I hurry, I can get out before them to
pull up. There was a guy and a girl, and
then I noticed they're filming content. He's got his camera
set up and I don't know if they're filming YouTube videos,
tic tacks, whatever they're doing, or they're just making some
(04:37):
kinky video for themselves to watch when they get home.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You know what. They were filming her putting stroke. Kick
should have thought of that.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
And I change in the parking lot, put on my
shirt shorts. Had to go buy new shorts. By the way,
I bought them over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh, it's gonna get you something for the B day.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh dude, you still get me. I only have one
pair so I could use some for the beat.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
No, I'm gonna get your kids' soccer net I saw
the other day.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
And so I go in the clubhouse and he's like,
oh yeah, can I help you? Oh yeah, man, I'm
just looking to play eighteen. He goes walking and riding.
I said, oh, I'm riding. He goes all right, takes
my credit card. Hey man, you're free to go. Wait, wow,
you're just in and out. No way, no waight, no nothing.
(05:24):
So I go rolling up to the first tea box.
I get off the cart, get the driver out, kind
of take a couple of practice swings, and here comes
a walker. Hey man, I think we're gonna play together. No,
we're not, all right, cool man, all right, cool? I
want your dam Hey Tony, nice to meet you, man,
lunchbox to meet you? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, Tony. H Tony. I got his sunglasses on, got
his hat on, He's ready to go. He gets up.
I one thing I liked about Tony He didn't take
a single practice swing the whole time.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I really don't either. I noticed that with Angeline and Justin.
I'm actually I'm a people pleaser. I don't want people
waiting minute for me to swing.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, but you do need to take a couple of
practice wings just to get that swing down, make sure
everything's in order. But the dude was just walk up
and whack nail it. And we were flying the first
three or four holes, just going. Then we hit a logjam.
We caught some people. So then it's time to conversate
with Tony.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Now, you Ben, how's your sex life?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Now? I didn't ask about his sex life, didn't ask
about anything about that. He really just started talking. I
didn't really say, hey, how are you doing. He I
was just I did say, man, I do. It's crazy
you don't take a single practice when he goes Yeah,
my putting's not very good. My putting could be better.
But I'm a ten handicap. I've just gotten good. I've
(06:42):
only been playing three years, but I'd like to get
it down to like, you know, a three or four.
But my putting is not that good. Next shot hits
it in the water. I'm like, I don't know if
you're a ten handicap, but hey, whatever, to each their own.
If you want to say you're a ten handicap, you're
a ten handicap.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Cool. Did he ask you about syphilis?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No? And he didn't ask me what my handicap was.
He wasn't concerned. He just wanted to let me know
he's a ten handicap. His putting is what's holding him back.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Guys, how do you know what a golfer's handicap is? Oh,
don't worry, they'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah. How do you know someone that is in CrossFit?
Don't worry, they'll tell you. But I will say CrossFit
has kind of disappeared from the map.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It did after those reports came out of Rabdough how
bad it is for your body to always be working
new parts? Oh really? Then everybody just escaped. It was
a mass exodus out of the CrossFit gyms a cult.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I haven't seen many gyms. I don't know anybody that
knows CrossFit anymore. So anyway, so the next tea box,
we're sitting there waiting and he's like, you see Justin
Thomas finally got in one.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh shut up, I stopped gambling two months ago.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I said, oh, yeah, he goes, Man, It's about time, man,
he really needed that first confidence. I was really happy
to see it.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
And I'm his uncle, I'm like, oh, man, cool, all right?
And he goes, yeah, how about Rory Man Masters? He
goes he won the Masters And I'm like, yeah, he goes.
I could just tell it's been weighing on him. I
could just tell who.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Is this guy? He worked for the Golf Channel.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I said, oh, yeah, I go I could he could,
he goes. I could tell by the way he's carrying
his body these last few years. The weight on his
shoulders was just intense.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah. That was a man that balllyones he was carrying allegedly.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I was like, yeah, man, I bet the pressure. I go,
I thought he was gonna pull at Jordan' speeth and
choke it away, and then his career would have been
never the same. I don't know how you will recover
from that. And he goes, yeah, but then that one
guy choked, and then he choked, and then he choked again.
He goes, but Rory did it in the playoff and
I was like, and he goes, what, man, I feel
bad for Bryce and d Chambeau. I'm like, what do
you mean? He goes, how about that dude? He's hitting
(08:52):
like drives that no one's ever heard of, hitting it
almost four hundred yards off the tea box. He goes,
how crazy is that? He goes and people try to
say there's something wrong with his swing. Oh, how can
they say there's something wrong with his swing? He is
obsessed with the game.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
You know what, I'm obsessed with? Silence, man, why don't
you shut up?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Cup, I said, I said, oh yeah, he goes. The
crazy thing about Bryson is he is so obsessed with
the game. He knows everything about his swing, his clubs.
He goes, once he makes contact, before the ball is
even five feet from his club, he knows where it's
gonna end up.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Do you know how much people spend in prison if
they kill somebody, because, man.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I'm about to kill you, dude.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
He covered every golfer who's left Brian Harmon.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
No, No, we're still on Bryson. Man. We got about
ten more minutes of Bryson.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Tom Alty annoyed. But the truckers they're so bored they
actually want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And he's like, so, Bryson five feet off the club,
he knows where it's gonna land. I'm like, how do
you know that? Have you ever talked to Bryson in
your life?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Like?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
What makes you think that he is the one that
he knows? Once it's five feet from his club, other
he goes. Other golfers have to wait till it's kind
of out there and they know what direction it's going.
He goes, Bryson five feet That's how good of a
golfer he is.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I'm already I'm out of the conversation. You're doing him
a service to sell have an ear pointed in his direction.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
We're stuck on the tea box man.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
We're waiting.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
We're waiting for the other people to get out of
the fairway.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Have you ever faked a bathroom break or something?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Almost faked a drowning in the pond right there?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Oh man, you're trying to swim for fun and a
pond and not come up.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I mean I was almost. I mean I think I'm
gonna go over some golf balls, just dive in the
pond and never come back. And so then he goes, Man,
I'll tell you what loss it for Bryson. He goes.
He goes, I can't believe he hits nine hundred golf
balls a day. He goes, that's just too much. That
(10:57):
is too many golf balls in one day for a
person to hit. And he goes, I'm gonna tell you what.
I don't think Tiger hit nine hundred golf balls in
a day. He goes. For So Bryson to go out
to the driving range and hit nine hundred per day,
that's why his body broke down.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
How many did Bryson hit at the Masters on his
practice rounds? So that's what he said, nine hundred On
one day he hit one hundred and ninety. The other
one he hit two hundred and something. So maybe it
was nine hundred total factually inaccurate.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
So maybe it was nine hundred total.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's where I would have told him to bite his
tongue because he's factually inaccurate with statistical say it.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
He says, yeah, that's why Bryson's body didn't hold up
on Sunday and he didn't have the oomph to get
over the hump and beat Rory. I am sorry, Tony,
did you are you some kind of doctor? Do you
know Bryson's body? Do you know how many golf balls
he can hit before his body becomes fatigued? How do
(11:50):
you know all this?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I can't believe he was going all in on all
these golfers. What an absolute treasure trove of information of
the golfers. Actually, I was gambling again, this is much
needed information.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
He goes, and then to cap it all off, he goes,
here we go, No, we're still on Brison Man.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh Fred Couples.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
How he messed up at the Masters? Where the Masters
went wrong for him? He goes. To top it all off,
he goes, not after playing around, he goes, and then
all the practice balls he's hitting he goes, which is
just way too many for one golfer. You just can't
do that many, Tony.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You're gonna blame it on Ray Creek.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
He said, this son of them, Tony, he said. Then
at night he was walking his neighborhood. UF, it's the
funny video. D were you able to join in. That's
the video you told us about. He said. Once you're
done golfing, you gotta get off your legs. Man like,
he's already walked the course, he's hit all these practice balls.
(12:49):
Going for a walk is probably bad for him. He
needs to get as much sleep as possible. He goes.
And then not only did he go walking, he found
someone with a backyard that had a putting green and
shipping green, and he hung out with those people for
a couple hours. And he goes, I am sorry, I'm
a Bryson fan, he goes, But he didn't take the
master serious enough. This is where he messed up. If
(13:11):
I'm in a tournament for that much money with a
green jacket at Steaks, I don't have time for my
people to go hang out with other people in their
backyard and chip and putt and go for walks at night.
When there's that much money on the line. He has
to be a more serious golfer, and Bryson's not.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
It Tony, you serious right now? Serious is a heart attack? Hey.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I looked at this guy and I'm like, Tony, you
don't think Bryson was taking it serious? Hey, how do
you know? Athletes are able to compartmentalize better than anybody
on this planet.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Tiger Woods told us about it. He was able to
eat lucky charms, cereal watch cartoons, while Rachel you could tell,
was in lingerie and pantyhose and then he would play
in the Masters. And that's a fact. But this dude,
Tony at the local, who's a ten handicap, can tell
me exactly what went wrong with Bryson. Tony ever thought
(14:07):
about going into coaching for golf? You sure know a lot?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, hey, Tony, have you ever thought about being a
PGA pro or like a sports psychologist? Because you know
that Bryson needs to take the tournament more serious. That's
why he lost. It's because he was too busy goofing off.
What does Tony do for a career work at Dix, Well,
obviously nothing. It was like a two o'clock on a Monday,
(14:31):
so he probably doesn't have it. He didn't say anything
about his job.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Because the guy I went to at Dix knew all
there was to know about golf, and he got a
little handsy. When I was trying to explain to him
my drive and how I needed the grips. He was
double gripping with his hands over mine.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
That's awkward.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, well, I said, Bazer, we don't need the graps.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
We're good. Make it o go, go, go.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Get a box of balls. I'm just telling you, the
Dicks guys love being the Dicks Tour pros.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Well, Tony, the guy at the local MUNI thinks he
knows Bryson d Chambeau and what he can and cannot
do to win a tournament. And I said, oh, do
you think maybe him being on Live and only playing
three rounds and then having to play a fourth round
at the Masters, maybe that he was mentally fatigued. No,
I don't think that had anything to do with it. It's
just too much practice.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh that tells me you were going back and.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
No, that was my only comment. That was my only comment.
He goes, But yeah, so maybe next time Bryson will
take it a little more serious, get more sleep, and
he won't hit as many practice balls. I'm like, hey, man,
you want to tee off they've been off the green
for about thirty minutes. This is a par three, so
I think we can go now.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Man, did you tell him about the pod?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
No? Man, And then he tells me, I said, oh,
are you playing eighteen? He goes, already played the back nine, Dude,
the back nine is not even worth it. Who you
don't want to get too tired. No, he'd already played
the back nine.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Whoah, you're gonna wear yourself out before the final hole.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
And I said, oh, he goes, it's not worth playing.
It's just so muddy back there. Let me tell you,
I played the back nine perfectly fine, man, nothing wrong
with it.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
So he was over in the heavy stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah. I don't know what was going on, but man,
Tony from the local MUNI, if you need advice on
golfers on how they are losing tournaments, this guy that
just started playing golf three years ago knows better than
Bryson how to get ready for the Masters and win
a green jacket. Gotta take it more serious, get off
your feet once the round is over, get as much
sleep as possible. Limit outside distractions. Bryson wasn't doing that.
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That's why he lost the Masters and That's why I
hope I never get paired up with Tony again in
my life.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
You gotta go with Justin because sometimes he'll go two
holes without talking. Yeah, you need a silent partner. Wow,
that was a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
That was a lot, man. That that was my round
at the Munich. I mean that was just nine holes. Man.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Angelina talks a lot, but not that much. And actually
the stuff she says is funny. And never that director
all knowing.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I mean, I just I never realized I was there
in front of the golf goo that was gonna teach
me how to win the Masters like that dude who's
been playing for three years knows how to win the Masters.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Baser, She'll just sit in the cart drinking her mimosa,
happy as a lark.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
You need to play with what is a lark?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I don't know. You need to play with my friend
group man.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah. And then I what's funny is he started out
the conversation saying, Bryson knows golf more than anybody because
he knows where the ball is gonna leave it when
it leaves his club, where it's going. All that, he
loves eats breeze, sleeps golf. But then he proceeded to
bash his preparation and how he doesn't take it serious.
Very confusing, very contradictory.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, he contradicted his original statement. Exactly did you say
that to him?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
No, I was just like, Tony, have a great day, man.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
No, Ray, I'll take it to the podcast, use it
as amo.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I just said, Tony, have a great day, and I
drove to number ten.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Wait, oh, so he split.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, he split because he played the back nine first,
because there was a seniors tournament on the front nine
when he was there.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Tony, you know the greatest thing about golfing? No, what's that? Man?
It has a beginning, a middle, and an end. I'll
see you later.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I'll start the show, man, start the show. That's a
rough day at the Muni.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Man, I'll break it a start or just a start,
just to start. Man, Okay, I'm your I'm your producer. Man,
you're the hole.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I gotta say. I thought it was gonna be a
relaxing day at the un the Muni anything but that dude.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
That was a rocket ship. Yeah. And we need to
check in with Arnold about Coachella.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I will hear all about it. Yeah, I can't wait Okay,
we'll start the show. We're gonna do it live. We
oh the one two sore losers? What up, everybody? I
am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions. What the hell?
What's up everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
(18:52):
about sports. I'll give you the sports facts, my sports
opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Oh, it says that I am from the north. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Bayser, my wife. We do have two point
two acres in the country, two point two kids. At Vanderbilt.
Justin looks at him the electrophysiology department every day, and
I will die of a heart attack when I'm seventy
two point two coach over to you. But I'm guessing
we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, I need to know if we should do the intro, Like,
do people like it when we just start talking, or
should we do the intro and then start talking because
it's a weird, Like what if someone has never heard
the show, they just start listening and they have no idea.
We don't introduce ourselves or is it okay? And people
don't care and they don't mind that we start getting
on a topic and we just go. Then we do
the intro. I'd like you to give us some feedback.
(19:38):
We are the Sore Losers at gmail dot com. Hit
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ray on YouTube? I don't know if it went down?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Did it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
We went down. We got to one thousand followers on YouTube. Dude,
the Sore Losers podcast has one thousand followers and Anni
Shiak Shack Shake was our one thousandth subscriber. One thousandth
I can't say one thousandth How do you say a
(20:11):
one thousand? How would you say that? You're one thousandth subscriber?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Oh my gosh, you sound.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I can't say it. Say it one.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
You're gonna say it in three syllables, one thous.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Zen say it normal, go to break say one thousandth
one thousand.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
No, because I don't want to sound like you.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
No, No, I think it's impossible to say it without
sounding one thousandth I'm.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
A professional announcers. One thousandth Oh, that was actually pretty good.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
We'll take a break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
All right. We checking with Arnold so I can get
this off my to do list.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
You want to check it with Arnold right now or
do you have a segment. It's either way, man. I
got big controversy in my wife's family. Do that, dude?
When did March Madness end?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
March? Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, so yeah, March right? M hm cool. That's great.
But here's the problem. I still am getting flack for
winning my wife's family's March Madness bracket.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
To win too hard in the paint.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
There seems to be some vendetta against me by my
father in law, and he is trying to get my
championship revoked. He is trying to figure out a way
to discredit my championship medal.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
What says you, Phil, father in law?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
So going into the championship game, I'm gonna reset it
for you. I was up by seventeen points over second
place Aunt Lisa.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Auburn got Sowdomiyes. Florida was in there with somebody Florida one.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I had Houston versus Florida in the championship and Lisa
had Houston versus Florida in the championship. She had Florida winning.
I had Houston winning, and I said, okay, here we go.
Houston loses, she gets seventeen points. We are tied.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Tied.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
You've never seen the tie before in a March Madness pool.
But before the tournament, they said, the tiebreaker is total
combined score in the National Championship game, per the rules,
per the rule ESPN, Yahoo dot com, this'spin at. Lisa
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put seventy eight to seventy two or seventy five to
seventy two. That was her final score. My final score
was sixty eight to sixty four lower. I was closer.
I was closer.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Total points, total points, Yahoo mean median in mode ray.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
When you go to Yahoo dot com, guess who they
have listed in first place? Me aunt Lisa second. Who
gives a crap about the other losers underneath us? It's
all mute. I win. My father in law thinks that's
not right. How can you not pick the champion and
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the person that you tied with pick the champion and
you be declared the winner.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Ah, the scoring is the issue.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I said, this rules are plain and simple. They are
stated for you at the very beginning. Why punish me
for dominating the early rounds of the tournament, having such
a big league that she had to get the champion
just to tie me.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
That's what it is. You did well early, Not so much,
lay Aunt. Lisa, a late bloomer, knew the winners.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
She got the winner, she got the national championship. But
I had three out of the four final fours. And
so he brings it up in the group chat and
he's like, Hey, I think I'm gonna get the trophy engraved.
Who should we put as the champion?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Being funny, I think he's got to respect you, man.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
And I'm like, oh, well, I think you're gonna put
me because I am the champion of Yahoo. And he
brings up the whole Well, I don't know, man, it
seems like you, uh, it's a technicality. I'm not sure
you're really the valid winner.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
What are we playing for again?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Just the name on the trophy, man. He gets it
engraved every year, sort of like the Stanley Cup.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I don't think you want to make it awkward, man,
what's the next holiday? Thank fourth of July. I think
it's just better let ant Lisa have it.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
And everybody starts chiming in. They're like, no, I think
he won, and at least even chimes in I think
he won, So all right, cool, I'm win five days later?
All right, I made the appointment for the trophy to
get engraved. Are we sure we are good with him
being the champion? I know a good place Opryland.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I got father in law and my father's something about
my wedding. Hey, guys, you guys mean a lot in
my life engraved Boom, They added almost same, real great spot.
I can give you the name.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
No, it's in Houston that he's getting it done, right,
he said, I'm taking the trophy today the appointment. Do
we need an asterisk or a? This is a controversial
champion next to his name because it allowed him to
sneak in and claim the title. This is after we've
already gone through this twice.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah, so sorry. Does Phil is his court case? Not
as long as he used to be. What does he do?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
He's got a lot of time in the group thread, Well,
he has retired. He was a lawyer for many, many years,
so he likes to argue.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I feel like he's going hard in the group text paint.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yes, and my wife's sister goes, well, I'm pretty sure
he won. But now that you've brought it up a
third time, I'm gonna do some digging. I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this. So she's gonna log into
Yahoo and try to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I just think it's good. You guys are at least cordial.
Family messages are better than nothing.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
And then he goes, every buddy's argument is due by
seven pm today because that's when I drop off the trophy, okay,
And I'm like, this is annoying. So then my sister
in law replies, actually, she'll had to log in and
confirm which tie breaking system she used when she set
up our pool, because I can't see those rules. I
can only see the points for correct picks. But I
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feel very confident he won fair and square via the tiebreaker.
He predicted the score for the final game was much
closer than Aunt Lisa, and Yahoo's standing puts him in
first place Aunt Lisa in second, So there doesn't have
to be an asterisk or a question mark or oh,
this is not believable.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
He won. You should have your dad chime in under
your mom's account.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Father in law goes, yeah, but I think the rule
is just wrong. One player picked a loser and the
other picked a winner and a head to head contest.
How can the one who picked a loser be the winner?
And I'm like, we have gone over this.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah, that's it. I'm gonna call him. What's his number?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And then sister in law chimed in. He built up
such a lead that Aunt Lisa could barely catch him.
Why would you punish him for being so good? And
he said, well, if I know him, he would not
want to win this way and he couldn't sleep at
night being a technicality winner. And Aunt Lisa chimes in,
no asterisk, he won, but thanks for checking and trying
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to have my back. Then this is what he texts
the next day.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
This can all be used in the cord of log guys.
That's why I'm remaining a little silent on this one.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
He texted, I took it to the trophy place last
night and I explained the situation to the guy that
is engraving the trophy, and he said, don't worry, he
would do the right thing. What are we doing? Like,
why are we taking this so freaking far?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Listen?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Like, I don't want to get upset about a stupid
trophy and getting engraved. But am I missing something? Why
is it such a deal? I won first place.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
They're gonna come back with the askarisk thing to be cute.
It's all about family bonding. I don't think this is
the hill to die of the death.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
No, no, this is a big deal because this trophy
is so important to them. When my wife and I
were dating, I was not allowed to enter their family tournament.
You had to be in the family before you could play.
Not dating, you had to be married in the family
before you should you could play ray.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I claim that took it down.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
So I just cannot believe that we are doing this.
Am I missing something? Is there any way that she
should win that.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
What you're explaining to me is every parent right now
that's going through retirement they're lost, guys. They're trying to
find something to fill that void of work, which tells
me we work all our lives only to be bored
af on a family group text thread. Take a step back,
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put your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for
the stars.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
So what you're saying is as a lawyer or he
was used to battling for very serious cases and he
is missing the thrill of going in the courtroom and
arguing in front of a judge. And so he's gonna
find something so small, so minuscule, that he's gonna fight
to the death. So his sister gets put on the
trophy over his son in law.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Would you prefer that or the ladder? What is the ladder? Hey,
Aunt Martha has bunions on her feet. Here's the picture.
Any doctors in this thread coach enjoy the humor of it,
laugh it off. We all know you won, but I
think it's coming back with multiple names and asterisks that
means they love you. It's endearing, it's great and fine.
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This isn't what you want to die on. What you
want to die on is Saturdays with the boys golfing,
Thursdays with the boys drinking at Whiskey Nickel. That's the
stuff you want to really fight for. This ain't it?
This ain't it. I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I understand what you're saying. But there's never been this
many question marks. I've never seen like, I've never seen
someone for three week keep bringing it up over and
over and over, like the family thread has moved on
to something else, and he would reintroduce it, saying, hey,
are we sure we want to crown him the champion?
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And I told my wife on the side, and I
almost went off on the family text.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Honey, I'm gonna tell you this off thread. Yeah, no crap.
You guys live in the same house together.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yes, but I told her, I said, I almost replied,
finally said I don't know what your problem is with
me right now, and I don't know why you have
a vendetta against me. I am the champion. Accept it
and move on. I don't understand the problem.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I don't mean to come off as rude, but golf family.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
And she goes, this is what my wife said. She goes, Oh,
I think he's joking.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
He's joking at something. It's a commonality. You guys are
just reaching for anything.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
What do you mean you think he's Do you think
the joke is a three week long joke, dude, it's
been a month, dude.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Me Bazer, her dad and her mom had a joke
thread about Laura's golfing. Her dad saying she's not good,
me sending a video, her mom saying I can't believe
she hit the ball, Me saying she's getting better, she
got three outfits, she's gonna go three times. There was
a commonality, so we're all on the thread. The thread
has since dried up. If you have something in common
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with the family, enjoy the moment, savor it because guess
what in two months, Aunt Martha's got bunyans. Any thoughts
on these, eh, I'm telling you it's right around the quarter.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I mean, someone, please tell me, how do I Maybe
I'm missing something. I'm just and I shouldn't get this
passionate about I shouldn't care. But if he said it
once and moved on, cool twice, all right, cool the
third time, and then actually telling the trophy guy and
saying the trophy guy will handle it, I don't want
some dumbass stranger deciding if my name is on the trophy,
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if there's an asterisk or what.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Listen, you're on a show where it's debated dumb stuff
that nobody debates. You should be used to debating dumb things.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
So debate.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I did debate, and I won the debate. I had
everybody winning the debate, and then he brought it up
again and again and again. I can't come up with
a new argument every frink of time.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I can't think of a new thing to say about
this argument.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
We're gonna take a break and I'm gonna hear from
Arnold right after this.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Oh, I gotta think. Uh, this is guys back in
the show, back in studio here, sore losers. This is
the voicemail I got from Arnold, and it was I'm
that cut chat. Just get him DMT with Peebs. Hey,
you guys know what Shadour's number. So that's the voicemail
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you left me. Okay, okay, and ned.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Were you able to get him Shad's number?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yes, So I gave Arnold Shadeur's numbers. So we thought
he was still he was working up for the next event.
So we thought he had a busy last month. We
thought he was at the Final Four. He was busy.
Super Bowl busy, Augusta busy, Coachella and Palm Springs, California. Busy.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
The Draft.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
He wanted to be at the draft.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Did you did he see Ashley White at the raft Draft? No,
he couldn't make it.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Oh wait, he wanted to be a part of the draft.
So from Coachella he called shador Oh and so this
is what this is. I got audio of the voicemail
to Shador, he should do. This is GM. What's it? Man? Uh?
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:28):
When am I gonna get drafted? You want to give
me some brown drugs? What I'm gonna be drafted to
the Browns? You're gonna have to be waited a little
bit longer to draft.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Give me those drugs, Man, I need the drugs.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Wait I drafted or what? Yeah, this is the GM.
You're gonna have to wait a little bit longer. Give
me my draft. And they cut off dude, but he
wanted to be a part of the draft. And he
is now claiming that he was the one They called
Shador and he said he was making a drug request
to Chaudeur it Shaudueur thought that he was telling him
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he was being drafted, but really he wanted brown which
is a drug reference to some to skag It's street meth.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
And Shador thought he's being drafted to the Browns.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Oh wow, So it's just the mix up.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
It was not the Falcons coach.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
It was Arnoldy Coachella. Man, that's unfortunate because the Falcons
got fined like two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Dude,
and the coach got lost a hunter K.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Why don't you say his job?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
No, he lost a hunter K? Dude, he did. Yeah,
I don't know if he's gonna be able to play
his son's frat duties anymore.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Fredewze, that's the problem with pranks. They're all fun until
somebody gets fired, fined, you know the other one.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Or listen finding that so stupid.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
But the guy a six figure, Fine, he's not making
that much.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Let's see how much how much does the decorn or
a decordinator or the falcons make?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Ray, it's one hundred times what we make on the pod.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Okay, Jeff Ulbrick is earning one point six million per year.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
So he can afford to lose that. But it's still
gonna hurt a little bit.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, hundred k out of one point six millions. Not
like a tap on the foot.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
That is family vacation gonna be cut. Instead of going
to Turks and Caicos, you're going to Tuscaloosa, you know,
stuff like that. So is there a bed plain or no? No,
there's no I'm going condomless now I don't do the headphones.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Okay, Well there's no bed. Okay, did you want to
do a bed No, so okay, But what I'm saying
is that hurts a little bit.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Bet prank ain't is funny anymore.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
What do you think the dad says to his son
when he sees the video of him of his son
doing that? Yeah, like, hey man, like what were you Like?
Is he mad? Does he laugh?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Is he this is all alleged son? So kind of
wants to take claim And the only way you can
do that is with a video. Right, you have it
in the news. It was just number got leaked, number
got leaked. His name was never being attached to anything.
So then he did the video so that he could,
you know, put his stamp on it. And then he
really backfired. And you just never know how these things
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are gonna go. The people that prank Cooper John hilarious,
so funny, This one went south and it was deemed
rude and heartless and crass. You just don't know how
the media and people and humanity are gonna take jokes
and pranks.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Sometimes an old man will laugh.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
At another one will have a heart attack and die. Right,
it's a mile cardial and farnction. You never know how
people are gonna take a prank.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Oh dude, almost had a heart attack the other day.
And yesterday my three year old hit around the corner
like in the hallway and I was in the kitchen
and doing something. I finally gotta go to the bathroom
and I go to walk and I turned the corner.
He's I mean, he must have been sitting there for
ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Boo. Oh my god, did you have anything in your hands?
Or was it before bathroom?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
I was going to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I was gonna that's dangerous.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
And I was like, oh my gosh, I told my
wife how to the bathroom. So I'm gonna go to
the local emergency room check myself in for a heart attack,
because I mean, you can you can tell when it's
a legit like scare. And that was a legit. Oh
my gosh, crap my pants jump like that got me. Yeah,
baser's never done the boo, but there's time.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
She'll be right around a corner and she'll just stand
there and wait for me to come around the corner.
Not cool. Not cool because as a man, in that
split tenth of a second between the boo or the
jumping out, you're thinking, where's the gun? Am I about
to get killed? Did my house, get broken into? Am
I about to get is somebody about to cut off mine?
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All those things cross your mind in a split second.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
It was terrifying. I like the jokes. I love that
they have the sense of humor to hide and do that.
But man, when they really really get you, my wife
hates it. She does not play that game. She doesn't
like to be scared. She doesn't like you to jump
out at her. She doesn't like any of that. But
the kids, they and they have gotten so good at
staying quiet. They used to make noise after like half
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a second, and or you'd hear them banging on the
wall or whatever. Now they will sit there and they
are patient and sit there and sit there, and you
don't even think, oh, they're around the corner, because you
just say, oh, they're in another room playing, because you
don't hear anything, and you walk around that corner and say.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Ah, that's that's tough, coach. That's gotta hurt a little bit.
I mean, that's not easy on the heart. Those scares,
especially when they're going quiet.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Especially when you got to try not to use the
curse word when they scream at you and you're like,
they go boo and you want to yell mother or
you coach.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
You're gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Though.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
If anybody's ever lurking around the corner in a back
alley at Sore Losers Festival, why because you've already been scared,
You're gonna know what to do.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
I just scream like a little girl.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Get ready, get ready? Never got it yet? Ready?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Hey, stay ready? Never gotta get ready? Yeah not Overton?
Is that he was to stay ready? How does ship
may stay ready?
Speaker 2 (39:06):
I did it, and Overton got smart? What remember he
used to teach all those kids how to snap? Yeap,
he turned into a camp. He's like one hundred and
fifty dollars ahead. He got a kicker, he's a snapper.
He said, come out and learn for a day. Yeah,
one hundred fifty ahead. No crap, he's gonna clear ten
k dude. Hey, that's how you turn a nice little
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hobby into a business, Which is what I've been trying
to tell you for the last seven years. We need march,
we need YouTube, we need check. Overton beat us to
the punch.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Would you listen? Design merch, just do something.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Baser sent over Designs.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
I don't remember it to your wife.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
It was a stocky cat. But guess what it's we
missed the season? The new merch is your dumb quote?
What is it? We got a climber or what's the
other one?
Speaker 1 (39:59):
You? Oh, we got a clip?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Are you already?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
That's the shure? You just put it right here across
this chest. Yeah, and then put sword Loser's podcast underneath it.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Yes, we got to talk to our girl.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
We maybe we need to go away from her. Maybe
we need to go somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
We don't have anything else.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Bye byes.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Great one merchandise went belly up?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
What about day ones?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
I believe we need permission because they said we have
all that extra leftover inventory?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
What is she gonna do? We don't even talk to
What is she gonna do? What is she gonna do?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
You ever heard about that suit?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
No? I haven't. What are you gonna sue a faulty preach?
A contract? And did you ever sign a contract with her?
Been to find out did you ever sign a contract
with her?
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Well? I always say that like a big guy, because
I thought in college I didn't sign an apartment. Well
they found it and I owed him three thousand dollars.
So did we sign a contract? I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
We beIN to find out when.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
We get sued.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
That reminds me my roommate in college. We signed we
lived over at pinoak Man and we signed a nine
month lease. Right, nine months, that's well, because you want
to do a school year, you know, the summer, we're
not gonna be there.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (41:14):
And years later he's in the Marines, right, and he
gets a notice from a debt agency saying, hey, you
owe this money because you broke your lease. And he's like,
the hell I did? And they said, yeah, twelve month least,
because and you left after nine blah blah blah, you know,
and they're like, you owe a certain amount of money.
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And he they're putting it on his credit and everything.
I'll tell you what if he didn't get his two
weeks leave or whatever, if he didn't fly his ass
to San Antonio and show up at that debt collecting
office and have the copy of his our lease and say, now,
say what did I break?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
What?
Speaker 1 (41:50):
The only thing I'm gonna break is I'm gonna break
some fingers if this isn't fixed right now? They took
it off, did they really? Yeah? Because it was nine
he had the dang thing. They were hoping that he
would freak out and pay it. That's wild mine.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
After Costa Rica dude and his chick. We all move
in together. We're all friends, Diesel and Jennifer and me an.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Everything's great. Well.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Diesel on her break up, so me and her there
sometime on a random Friday Saturday.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
You didn't hook up with Diesel's girl, did no?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Okay now, but it was a huge house, so we
were in different quarters. She worked nights, I worked at
grinding communications.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
I had like I was Diesel's girl.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Was she hot? Slamming hot? Okay, the hottest girl at
Texas State before you were married, before I was married,
And so I was fine with live in there. Fine,
I guess she's sweet talked to me. I signed it
one time after a couple of drinks on a Friday night.
I do not remember signing a lease. I moved out
of that, she left, I left. We're like, screw the
lease and I'm I was like, I'm not even on
that lease. And she's like, yeah, I have a brother's
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a lawyer. He'll get it all cleared up. We're all good,
all right, cool, see you see yah my TV. I left.
It was like a huge box TV didn't even really work.
It weighed five hundred pounds. Charge you two hundred and
fifty for that. Charge me a thousand for breaking leaves.
Charge me a thousand for carpet cleaning. I hit her
up on Facebook. I get a phone call this debt collector. Hey, man,
this is Jim Sorenson with Austin, Texas debt collection US
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thirty five hundred dollars. I was like, oh, I go,
what you're gonna have to find that? Lease? Sends it over.
My name's on it, like a dumb ass. I hit
her up on Facebook. Hey, this guy's hit me up
for thirty five hundred. You need to pay half. I'll
pay half. She went silent. Never heard from her ever again.
I actually still need to find her. And I hit
my parents up and I go, listen, you're gonna hate me,
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but I promise I'll make it up to you. I
gotta pay this guy this money. He's coming after me.
He's like a head hunter. He's called me like ten times.
I'm at the radio station. He keeps calling me every day.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
All right, man, you gotta pay that money.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
You suck up, you set up, you set up up.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I'll be come over there.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Break it up here. Man, If you don't know any better,
I'm gonna put you right up. It was like that,
and so I tell Jennifer she's gone. I tell my parents,
My parents like, we'll pay for it, but never again.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Man, you got good parents.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Got it cleared up.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
You know we need to clear up the Ray Jinks.
We'll do it right after this. We'll right back here.
We got an email. It's not a good one. Ray.
You want to hit the email clip right, you want
to hit the email stopped our recording. Hey, coachers, I'd
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like to take a moment and mourn something that was
once great. When our boy Ray ran into Dame Time,
he was living his best life, a top ten player,
averaging thirty two points a game and looking for a
championship with the Greek Freak. But since the dreaded encounter,
Dame has been falling off to twenty four points a game,
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a blood clot, and now a torn achilles. The Ray
Inks has morphed into human form. Now, God help us all,
please send Dame Time off with a five gun salute.
After all, he calls Milwaukee home. Joe from Sarasota, All right,
(45:15):
that's enough of that.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
It was Punta canad Dominican Republic. Now he's run vacation together.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
And that's when he told the Trailblazers he wanted out.
Ray saw him there and he was working out. He
was working out hard.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
He was just boxing in the square in the very
middle of Moon Palace. It was called it was like
hard rock or something else. Secrets. Just wanted people to
see him working out. Never shot a basketball always. What
are the workouts that we bashed earlier in the show
CrossFit always CrossFit workouts. That's how he got injured.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Listen, there's no need to shoot a basketball every workout.
I mean, just like we found out earlier in the show,
if Bryson hit less golf balls, he would have been
the Masters champion. So maybe you're saying Dame needs to
practice more basketball shots and he could have been an
NBA champion.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
There was something with that workout, and that's exactly what
it was. It was the old school CrossFit that creates
rabdo and that's how he got injured. So thanks Joe,
you just led me to my investigation of how Dame
got injured. Dude, we need to put together a whole
presentation and present it.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Dude, your Netflix documentary is going to be How Dame
got done in.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Dude, that's the thing he was doing. He was doing
all these weird workout.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Punching, his boxing, How Dame died, How the legacy of
Dame died. It was sad to see man he went
and I was like, oh man, it's over. He can win,
hands over the shoulders. They had to help him off
the court, and right there the Ray Gings struck again.
But I don't think it was the ray Jings. It's
been too many years. Like just because Ray saw someone
(46:53):
two years ago. Man, that means Forrestburg would probably break
his leg in the next few days. Oh oh no,
oh no. If Forrestburg does get hurt in the next
couple of days, like if it comes out Phillips Sporsburg
was in a car wreck, Oh my god, I'm I'm
done with this podcast.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
I'll have to quit instead of going that direction. What
if he gets traded that's very likely.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Oh my gosh. Oh that's a great point.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
She just lost our best player because I saw him
at the Green Hills Mall. Guys, it's not funny, Joe,
don't start that man, that's a bad precedent to start
doing that.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Yeah, Joe, that's so rude. Dude, who do you think
you are?
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Come on, man, I saw you at the convention. Have
you had any health problems?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
He's like, actually, yeah, man, I'm in at the doctor.
I'm on a catheter now, you know what I mean.
My urine is a you know green. I don't know
what's wrong with me. And it's ever since I came
to Nashville.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
Joe, how's your health, you idiot? How's your wife? Because
I hung out with her too.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
She's actually been in a very big depression ever since
the convention. Like her life has not been the same.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
He's thatt alcoholic. She drinks wine every Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Oh my gosh, all right, let's go home. Happy Wednesday, man,
Happy Wednesday. I gotta go. I gotta go get a haircut.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
You made me jealous about the golf, and man, I
gotta get back out there.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Man, did I make you jealous? I'll make you like,
oh my god, please don't no.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
I love golf stories, but I need to go out
in golf. It's been now, when was Easter? Two weeks?
But Angelina and Justin it wasn't even a good one.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Yeah. And then the back nine, I played with some
guy that lives in a high rise down here on Broadway.
He just moved here at the beginning, right before winter,
and he lit out in Vegas for twenty years. I
didn't really get what he did because I was like, oh,
it you ever played golf in Vegas? He goes? Oh
three times a week, dude.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
I'm gonna take a wild guess, gambled.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
That's what I'm thinking. If he lives in a high
rise and he's in another you know, Monday afternoon just
playing golf. And in Vegas he played three times a week,
he said, because from twelve to three pm, the tea
times were dirt cheap because no one wanted to go
out in the heat. He's like, you want me to
pay for ten dollars to play golf, I'll go out there,
and he goes. And the courses in Vegas, even the
public ones, were fantastic. And so I didn't really get
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what he did. But he lives in a high rise downtown,
and I mean he was a nice guy. Though he
didn't he wasn't giving me a lesson or anything like that,
but he did tell me, man, you got a smooth swing.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
You know who?
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Your swing reminds me of fred Couples. There we go.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
We're so many levels away from pro golfers for him
to even compare your swing to Freddy Couples.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
And I said, oh, did you play all the time?
He goes, Oh, I played all the time. He goes, Then,
I took five years off.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
What did you take five years off for cocaine?
Speaker 1 (49:42):
No, he started playing a slow pitch competitive softball for
five years, and so he couldn't play golf during that time.
I'm like, well, why couldn't you play golf, dur And
then he's like, didn't want to mess up my swing, man.
I had to really, I had to go to the
batting cages a lot and get my swing down. He goes.
I was the home designated home run hitter.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
He says.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
I would come up and just whack over the fence.
That was my job. Okay. So that was it, man.
That's all I got from him. I didn't know much
else about him. He was a big Florida Gators fan.
He was from Florida when he grew where he grew
up and now he's living in Nashville, living in a
high rise. Not sure if he worked or not, but yeah,
but he was real nice. He didn't give me any
lessons or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Got a buddy, you know him, We can say it
off Mike. He was on smack and he said he
stayed up for forty eight straight hours one time playing golf.
I don't know if that's what did him in, but
the golf was never good for the neck the back.
But he can still play tennis. And he got off
the smack.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
That's good man, that's good. So all right, let's have
a good Did we already buzz it or no?
Speaker 2 (50:45):
It was one of those drugs. Man, you don't even
want to sleep, You just sweat.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Well, that sounds like something fun. Let me try that.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
No thanks, but I mean golf though. He said he
was getting amazing tea times. You're going at six am.
Nobody's even out there because you're on smack from the
night before.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Yeah, I those tea times are great. The one time
I went, like I was years ago, I went at
like seven am and I pulled up at number eight
and it's kind of back in the woods. There's a
homeless dude in his tent camp down on the freaking
tea box, swear to.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
God making breakfast.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Like no, he was. He was still a sleep d.
He was in his tent. Hey brother, I'm like, man,
don't worry me. I'm just gonna tee off right next
to you know, I mean that's where the tea box
was set up. So where was I couldn't it was
flat ground. Yeah, I didn't want to cheat and like
move it up. I had to be even with the
tea box. You know, you get minus, you get a
plus a stroke if you don't put it up in
between those little markers.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
He still had the embers, the steaks, and the tent.
He was getting it all cleaned.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
He had a legit tent set up on the freaking
tea box. I mean, how crazy is that?
Speaker 2 (51:45):
That's a violation?
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Hey do I ay? Clubhouse? Is this guy? Oh he's
just a marshall. Okay, cool man? Hey brother, how'd you shoot?
What happen to your drive on eight? Well, I mean
the homeless guy started, you know, moving around in his tent.
Kind of threw me off, scared me a little bit.
All right, man, just ended I gotta go, man, I'm tired.
(52:10):
That was a good one
I hit it, good man. I'm gonna tell you what
I did something the other day that we all dream
about doing.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Bray, I got a divorce.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Not only about fifty percent of Americans dream about divorce,
because that's about the divorce right in America. But that
was not it. I did not get a divorce. But
I did not cheat. I did not sleep with a prostitute.
I didn't do any of that. I'm just saying that
a lot of people sitting at work today are dreaming
about doing this as they drive down the highway. They
are dreaming about doing this.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Tod did it touching themselves?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
No, no, no, no, they don't dream about that. They
just do that under their desk.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
The salespeople. Yeah, I will say not to take away
from your story, guys. I don't know what you guys
do on the message boards if you hate when I
do that. There was a guy walking to the bathroom
look like the Walking Dead. I think he literally couldn't
even his eyes were so glossed over from sitting in
a cubicle trying to sell our show. Dude, I think
(01:01):
he was half asleep. He almost walked right through me.
We didn't even say hi to each other. We both
went to the bathroom. He was so glossy eyed, foggy.
I don't even think he saw me. I I heat
it must be brutal sitting in a cubicle, and I'll
hang up and listen finish your story.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I think staring at that computer all day does that
to your eyes. You wonder why you get the cataract.
I think it's staring at the computer and sitting there
and just the the.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I mean that poor guy who'd never say we have
a hard day until you run into the guy that
I ran into the bathroom. Good gosh, it looks miserable
out there in cubicle land.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
He looked like he probably looked like he was dead
because he was just like, this is my life inside.
He was dead on the inside.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
What I'm saying, Because me and him were both so tired,
we didn't say one word to each other. We both
are at the urinal. We both walked in looking at
each other, didn't even acknowledge each other. Well, we looked
at each other.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh, because you were coming in one direction, he's coming
to the other. And then you have to turn into
the bathroom. So he's coming from the west.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Dude, neither one of us said hi. Then we both
went to the urinal, still no highs. Then we were
going back and forth scissoring for the paper towel and
we still didn't say tye. Me and him were that
tired dude, But I felt that I had enough energy
to say hi. So that was actually on me. I
feel every every bit that he had had been all
(02:32):
used up trying to sell our show.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Do you say hi to pretty much everyone in the bathroom?
Like if you're going into the bathroom or coming out
and someone's going in, do you say hi to them automatically?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, it's like, you know what, we're synced up in
the cross region. Might as well acknowledge that. What's up?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Man? That's funny because I was just walking out of
the bathroom and Mike Dee was walking into the bathroom.
I didn't say damn more to him. I just want
to try and past him.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Get back to your story, man, I mean I took
you on.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Here's the thing was, he was looking at his phone,
like he was just staring at his phone scrolling as
he's walking into the bathroom, and I'm like, do I
really need to interrupt his scroll to say what I might,
and I said, no, my what up, Mike. I don't
want to take him away from that phone that has
a red case on it. And I just walked right
by him, went on with my life.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Ray, There's nothing like a good doom scroll.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
So I decided on Monday, the sun was shining, it
was a beautiful day, la, and I said, you know what,
this is the perfect day to go to the golf course.
Sh So I went home, at least one of us did,
(03:48):
and I grabbed the clubs. The wife was not home.
I don't know where she was. I gave her a call.
She did not answer.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's cause for concern.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
I was gonna say, hey, just let you know I'm
going to the golf course. But no answer. Not my problem.
So I drove to the golf course. I didn't go
to the local MUNI. I went to a different one
a few miles.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
From there, Bones country Club. No you've been there, don't exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, I've been there one time.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
You're right, I've been there zero one time.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
And I pull up and the parking lot is not
very crowded. There's two people on the putting green. I'm like, man,
if I hurry, I can get out before them to
pull up. There was a guy and a girl, and
then I noticed they're filming content. He's got his camera
set up and I don't know if they're filming YouTube videos,
tic tacks, whatever they're doing, or they're just making some
(04:37):
kinky video for themselves to watch when they get home.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You know what. They were filming her putting stroke. Kick
should have thought of that.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
And I change in the parking lot, put on my
shirt shorts. Had to go buy new shorts. By the way,
I bought them over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh, it's gonna get you something for the B day.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh dude, you still get me. I only have one
pair so I could use some for the beat.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
No, I'm gonna get your kids' soccer net I saw
the other day.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
And so I go in the clubhouse and he's like,
oh yeah, can I help you? Oh yeah, man, I'm
just looking to play eighteen. He goes walking and riding.
I said, oh, I'm riding. He goes all right, takes
my credit card. Hey man, you're free to go. Wait, wow,
you're just in and out. No way, no waight, no nothing.
(05:24):
So I go rolling up to the first tea box.
I get off the cart, get the driver out, kind
of take a couple of practice swings, and here comes
a walker. Hey man, I think we're gonna play together. No,
we're not, all right, cool man, all right, cool? I
want your dam Hey Tony, nice to meet you, man,
lunchbox to meet you? All right?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, Tony. H Tony. I got his sunglasses on, got
his hat on, He's ready to go. He gets up.
I one thing I liked about Tony He didn't take
a single practice swing the whole time.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I really don't either. I noticed that with Angeline and Justin.
I'm actually I'm a people pleaser. I don't want people
waiting minute for me to swing.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, but you do need to take a couple of
practice wings just to get that swing down, make sure
everything's in order. But the dude was just walk up
and whack nail it. And we were flying the first
three or four holes, just going. Then we hit a logjam.
We caught some people. So then it's time to conversate
with Tony.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Now, you Ben, how's your sex life?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Now? I didn't ask about his sex life, didn't ask
about anything about that. He really just started talking. I
didn't really say, hey, how are you doing. He I
was just I did say, man, I do. It's crazy
you don't take a single practice when he goes Yeah,
my putting's not very good. My putting could be better.
But I'm a ten handicap. I've just gotten good. I've
(06:42):
only been playing three years, but I'd like to get
it down to like, you know, a three or four.
But my putting is not that good. Next shot hits
it in the water. I'm like, I don't know if
you're a ten handicap, but hey, whatever, to each their own.
If you want to say you're a ten handicap, you're
a ten handicap.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Cool. Did he ask you about syphilis?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No? And he didn't ask me what my handicap was.
He wasn't concerned. He just wanted to let me know
he's a ten handicap. His putting is what's holding him back.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Guys, how do you know what a golfer's handicap is? Oh,
don't worry, they'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah. How do you know someone that is in CrossFit?
Don't worry, they'll tell you. But I will say CrossFit
has kind of disappeared from the map.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It did after those reports came out of Rabdough how
bad it is for your body to always be working
new parts? Oh really? Then everybody just escaped. It was
a mass exodus out of the CrossFit gyms a cult.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I haven't seen many gyms. I don't know anybody that
knows CrossFit anymore. So anyway, so the next tea box,
we're sitting there waiting and he's like, you see Justin
Thomas finally got in one.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh shut up, I stopped gambling two months ago.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I said, oh, yeah, he goes, Man, It's about time, man,
he really needed that first confidence. I was really happy
to see it.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
And I'm his uncle, I'm like, oh, man, cool, all right?
And he goes, yeah, how about Rory Man Masters? He
goes he won the Masters And I'm like, yeah, he goes.
I could just tell it's been weighing on him. I
could just tell who.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Is this guy? He worked for the Golf Channel.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I said, oh, yeah, I go I could he could,
he goes. I could tell by the way he's carrying
his body these last few years. The weight on his
shoulders was just intense.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah. That was a man that balllyones he was carrying allegedly.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I was like, yeah, man, I bet the pressure. I go,
I thought he was gonna pull at Jordan' speeth and
choke it away, and then his career would have been
never the same. I don't know how you will recover
from that. And he goes, yeah, but then that one
guy choked, and then he choked, and then he choked again.
He goes, but Rory did it in the playoff and
I was like, and he goes, what, man, I feel
bad for Bryce and d Chambeau. I'm like, what do
you mean? He goes, how about that dude? He's hitting
(08:52):
like drives that no one's ever heard of, hitting it
almost four hundred yards off the tea box. He goes,
how crazy is that? He goes and people try to
say there's something wrong with his swing. Oh, how can
they say there's something wrong with his swing? He is
obsessed with the game.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
You know what, I'm obsessed with? Silence, man, why don't
you shut up?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Cup, I said, I said, oh yeah, he goes. The
crazy thing about Bryson is he is so obsessed with
the game. He knows everything about his swing, his clubs.
He goes, once he makes contact, before the ball is
even five feet from his club, he knows where it's
gonna end up.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Do you know how much people spend in prison if
they kill somebody, because, man.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I'm about to kill you, dude.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
He covered every golfer who's left Brian Harmon.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
No, No, we're still on Bryson. Man. We got about
ten more minutes of Bryson.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Tom Alty annoyed. But the truckers they're so bored they
actually want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And he's like, so, Bryson five feet off the club,
he knows where it's gonna land. I'm like, how do
you know that? Have you ever talked to Bryson in
your life?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Like?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
What makes you think that he is the one that
he knows? Once it's five feet from his club, other
he goes. Other golfers have to wait till it's kind
of out there and they know what direction it's going.
He goes, Bryson five feet That's how good of a
golfer he is.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I'm already I'm out of the conversation. You're doing him
a service to sell have an ear pointed in his direction.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
We're stuck on the tea box man.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
We're waiting.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
We're waiting for the other people to get out of
the fairway.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Have you ever faked a bathroom break or something?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Almost faked a drowning in the pond right there?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Oh man, you're trying to swim for fun and a
pond and not come up.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I mean I was almost. I mean I think I'm
gonna go over some golf balls, just dive in the
pond and never come back. And so then he goes, Man,
I'll tell you what loss it for Bryson. He goes.
He goes, I can't believe he hits nine hundred golf
balls a day. He goes, that's just too much. That
(10:57):
is too many golf balls in one day for a
person to hit. And he goes, I'm gonna tell you what.
I don't think Tiger hit nine hundred golf balls in
a day. He goes. For So Bryson to go out
to the driving range and hit nine hundred per day,
that's why his body broke down.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
How many did Bryson hit at the Masters on his
practice rounds? So that's what he said, nine hundred On
one day he hit one hundred and ninety. The other
one he hit two hundred and something. So maybe it
was nine hundred total factually inaccurate.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
So maybe it was nine hundred total.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's where I would have told him to bite his
tongue because he's factually inaccurate with statistical say it.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
He says, yeah, that's why Bryson's body didn't hold up
on Sunday and he didn't have the oomph to get
over the hump and beat Rory. I am sorry, Tony,
did you are you some kind of doctor? Do you
know Bryson's body? Do you know how many golf balls
he can hit before his body becomes fatigued? How do
(11:50):
you know all this?
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I can't believe he was going all in on all
these golfers. What an absolute treasure trove of information of
the golfers. Actually, I was gambling again, this is much
needed information.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
He goes, and then to cap it all off, he goes,
here we go, No, we're still on Brison Man.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh Fred Couples.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
How he messed up at the Masters? Where the Masters
went wrong for him? He goes. To top it all off,
he goes, not after playing around, he goes, and then
all the practice balls he's hitting he goes, which is
just way too many for one golfer. You just can't
do that many, Tony.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
You're gonna blame it on Ray Creek.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
He said, this son of them, Tony, he said. Then
at night he was walking his neighborhood. UF, it's the
funny video. D were you able to join in. That's
the video you told us about. He said. Once you're
done golfing, you gotta get off your legs. Man like,
he's already walked the course, he's hit all these practice balls.
(12:49):
Going for a walk is probably bad for him. He
needs to get as much sleep as possible. He goes.
And then not only did he go walking, he found
someone with a backyard that had a putting green and
shipping green, and he hung out with those people for
a couple hours. And he goes, I am sorry, I'm
a Bryson fan, he goes, But he didn't take the
master serious enough. This is where he messed up. If
(13:11):
I'm in a tournament for that much money with a
green jacket at Steaks, I don't have time for my
people to go hang out with other people in their
backyard and chip and putt and go for walks at night.
When there's that much money on the line. He has
to be a more serious golfer, and Bryson's not.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
It Tony, you serious right now? Serious is a heart attack? Hey.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I looked at this guy and I'm like, Tony, you
don't think Bryson was taking it serious? Hey, how do
you know? Athletes are able to compartmentalize better than anybody
on this planet.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Tiger Woods told us about it. He was able to
eat lucky charms, cereal watch cartoons, while Rachel you could tell,
was in lingerie and pantyhose and then he would play
in the Masters. And that's a fact. But this dude,
Tony at the local, who's a ten handicap, can tell
me exactly what went wrong with Bryson. Tony ever thought
(14:07):
about going into coaching for golf? You sure know a lot?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, hey, Tony, have you ever thought about being a
PGA pro or like a sports psychologist? Because you know
that Bryson needs to take the tournament more serious. That's
why he lost. It's because he was too busy goofing off.
What does Tony do for a career work at Dix, Well,
obviously nothing. It was like a two o'clock on a Monday,
(14:31):
so he probably doesn't have it. He didn't say anything
about his job.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Because the guy I went to at Dix knew all
there was to know about golf, and he got a
little handsy. When I was trying to explain to him
my drive and how I needed the grips. He was
double gripping with his hands over mine.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
That's awkward.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah, well, I said, Bazer, we don't need the graps.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
We're good. Make it o go, go, go.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Get a box of balls. I'm just telling you, the
Dicks guys love being the Dicks Tour pros.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Well, Tony, the guy at the local MUNI thinks he
knows Bryson d Chambeau and what he can and cannot
do to win a tournament. And I said, oh, do
you think maybe him being on Live and only playing
three rounds and then having to play a fourth round
at the Masters, maybe that he was mentally fatigued. No,
I don't think that had anything to do with it. It's
just too much practice.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh that tells me you were going back and.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
No, that was my only comment. That was my only comment.
He goes, But yeah, so maybe next time Bryson will
take it a little more serious, get more sleep, and
he won't hit as many practice balls. I'm like, hey, man,
you want to tee off they've been off the green
for about thirty minutes. This is a par three, so
I think we can go now.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Man, did you tell him about the pod?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
No? Man, And then he tells me, I said, oh,
are you playing eighteen? He goes, already played the back nine, Dude,
the back nine is not even worth it. Who you
don't want to get too tired. No, he'd already played
the back nine.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Whoah, you're gonna wear yourself out before the final hole.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
And I said, oh, he goes, it's not worth playing.
It's just so muddy back there. Let me tell you,
I played the back nine perfectly fine, man, nothing wrong
with it.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
So he was over in the heavy stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah. I don't know what was going on, but man,
Tony from the local MUNI, if you need advice on
golfers on how they are losing tournaments, this guy that
just started playing golf three years ago knows better than
Bryson how to get ready for the Masters and win
a green jacket. Gotta take it more serious, get off
your feet once the round is over, get as much
sleep as possible. Limit outside distractions. Bryson wasn't doing that.
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That's why he lost the Masters and That's why I
hope I never get paired up with Tony again in
my life.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
You gotta go with Justin because sometimes he'll go two
holes without talking. Yeah, you need a silent partner. Wow,
that was a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
That was a lot, man. That that was my round
at the Munich. I mean that was just nine holes. Man.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Angelina talks a lot, but not that much. And actually
the stuff she says is funny. And never that director
all knowing.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I mean, I just I never realized I was there
in front of the golf goo that was gonna teach
me how to win the Masters like that dude who's
been playing for three years knows how to win the Masters.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Baser, She'll just sit in the cart drinking her mimosa,
happy as a lark.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
You need to play with what is a lark?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
I don't know. You need to play with my friend
group man.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah. And then I what's funny is he started out
the conversation saying, Bryson knows golf more than anybody because
he knows where the ball is gonna leave it when
it leaves his club, where it's going. All that, he
loves eats breeze, sleeps golf. But then he proceeded to
bash his preparation and how he doesn't take it serious.
Very confusing, very contradictory.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, he contradicted his original statement. Exactly did you say
that to him?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
No, I was just like, Tony, have a great day, man.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
No, Ray, I'll take it to the podcast, use it
as amo.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
I just said, Tony, have a great day, and I
drove to number ten.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Wait, oh, so he split.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah, he split because he played the back nine first,
because there was a seniors tournament on the front nine
when he was there.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Tony, you know the greatest thing about golfing? No, what's that? Man?
It has a beginning, a middle, and an end. I'll
see you later.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I'll start the show, man, start the show. That's a
rough day at the Muni.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Man, I'll break it a start or just a start,
just to start. Man, Okay, I'm your I'm your producer. Man,
you're the hole.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I gotta say. I thought it was gonna be a
relaxing day at the un the Muni anything but that dude.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
That was a rocket ship. Yeah. And we need to
check in with Arnold about Coachella.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I will hear all about it. Yeah, I can't wait Okay,
we'll start the show. We're gonna do it live. We
oh the one two sore losers? What up, everybody? I
am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I'll
give you the sports facts, my sports opinions. What the hell?
What's up everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
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about sports. I'll give you the sports facts, my sports
opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Oh, it says that I am from the north. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Bayser, my wife. We do have two point
two acres in the country, two point two kids. At Vanderbilt.
Justin looks at him the electrophysiology department every day, and
I will die of a heart attack when I'm seventy
two point two coach over to you. But I'm guessing
we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, I need to know if we should do the intro, Like,
do people like it when we just start talking, or
should we do the intro and then start talking because
it's a weird, Like what if someone has never heard
the show, they just start listening and they have no idea.
We don't introduce ourselves or is it okay? And people
don't care and they don't mind that we start getting
on a topic and we just go. Then we do
the intro. I'd like you to give us some feedback.
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We are the Sore Losers at gmail dot com. Hit
us on the Facebook page or or you can subscribe
to our YouTube page. Did you see the Big News
ray on YouTube? I don't know if it went down?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Did it? Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
We went down. We got to one thousand followers on YouTube. Dude,
the Sore Losers podcast has one thousand followers and Anni
Shiak Shack Shake was our one thousandth subscriber. One thousandth
I can't say one thousandth How do you say a
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one thousand? How would you say that? You're one thousandth subscriber?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Oh my gosh, you sound.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I can't say it. Say it one.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
You're gonna say it in three syllables, one thous.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Zen say it normal, go to break say one thousandth
one thousand.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
No, because I don't want to sound like you.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
No, No, I think it's impossible to say it without
sounding one thousandth I'm.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
A professional announcers. One thousandth Oh, that was actually pretty good.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
We'll take a break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
All right. We checking with Arnold so I can get
this off my to do list.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
You want to check it with Arnold right now or
do you have a segment. It's either way, man. I
got big controversy in my wife's family. Do that, dude?
When did March Madness end?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
March? Uh?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Yeah, so yeah, March right? M hm cool. That's great.
But here's the problem. I still am getting flack for
winning my wife's family's March Madness bracket.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
To win too hard in the paint.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
There seems to be some vendetta against me by my
father in law, and he is trying to get my
championship revoked. He is trying to figure out a way
to discredit my championship medal.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
What says you, Phil, father in law?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
So going into the championship game, I'm gonna reset it
for you. I was up by seventeen points over second
place Aunt Lisa.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Auburn got Sowdomiyes. Florida was in there with somebody Florida one.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I had Houston versus Florida in the championship and Lisa
had Houston versus Florida in the championship. She had Florida winning.
I had Houston winning, and I said, okay, here we go.
Houston loses, she gets seventeen points. We are tied.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Tied.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
You've never seen the tie before in a March Madness pool.
But before the tournament, they said, the tiebreaker is total
combined score in the National Championship game, per the rules,
per the rule ESPN, Yahoo dot com, this'spin at. Lisa
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put seventy eight to seventy two or seventy five to
seventy two. That was her final score. My final score
was sixty eight to sixty four lower. I was closer.
I was closer.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Total points, total points, Yahoo mean median in mode ray.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
When you go to Yahoo dot com, guess who they
have listed in first place? Me aunt Lisa second. Who
gives a crap about the other losers underneath us? It's
all mute. I win. My father in law thinks that's
not right. How can you not pick the champion and
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the person that you tied with pick the champion and
you be declared the winner.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Ah, the scoring is the issue.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I said, this rules are plain and simple. They are
stated for you at the very beginning. Why punish me
for dominating the early rounds of the tournament, having such
a big league that she had to get the champion
just to tie me.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
That's what it is. You did well early, Not so much,
lay Aunt. Lisa, a late bloomer, knew the winners.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
She got the winner, she got the national championship. But
I had three out of the four final fours. And
so he brings it up in the group chat and
he's like, Hey, I think I'm gonna get the trophy engraved.
Who should we put as the champion?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Being funny, I think he's got to respect you, man.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
And I'm like, oh, well, I think you're gonna put
me because I am the champion of Yahoo. And he
brings up the whole Well, I don't know, man, it
seems like you, uh, it's a technicality. I'm not sure
you're really the valid winner.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
What are we playing for again?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Just the name on the trophy, man. He gets it
engraved every year, sort of like the Stanley Cup.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
I don't think you want to make it awkward, man,
what's the next holiday? Thank fourth of July. I think
it's just better let ant Lisa have it.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
And everybody starts chiming in. They're like, no, I think
he won, and at least even chimes in I think
he won, So all right, cool, I'm win five days later?
All right, I made the appointment for the trophy to
get engraved. Are we sure we are good with him
being the champion? I know a good place Opryland.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I got father in law and my father's something about
my wedding. Hey, guys, you guys mean a lot in
my life engraved Boom, They added almost same, real great spot.
I can give you the name.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
No, it's in Houston that he's getting it done, right,
he said, I'm taking the trophy today the appointment. Do
we need an asterisk or a? This is a controversial
champion next to his name because it allowed him to
sneak in and claim the title. This is after we've
already gone through this twice.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah, so sorry. Does Phil is his court case? Not
as long as he used to be. What does he do?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
He's got a lot of time in the group thread, Well,
he has retired. He was a lawyer for many, many years,
so he likes to argue.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I feel like he's going hard in the group text paint.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yes, and my wife's sister goes, well, I'm pretty sure
he won. But now that you've brought it up a
third time, I'm gonna do some digging. I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this. So she's gonna log into
Yahoo and try to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I just think it's good. You guys are at least cordial.
Family messages are better than nothing.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
And then he goes, every buddy's argument is due by
seven pm today because that's when I drop off the trophy, okay,
And I'm like, this is annoying. So then my sister
in law replies, actually, she'll had to log in and
confirm which tie breaking system she used when she set
up our pool, because I can't see those rules. I
can only see the points for correct picks. But I
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feel very confident he won fair and square via the tiebreaker.
He predicted the score for the final game was much
closer than Aunt Lisa, and Yahoo's standing puts him in
first place Aunt Lisa in second, So there doesn't have
to be an asterisk or a question mark or oh,
this is not believable.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
He won. You should have your dad chime in under
your mom's account.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Father in law goes, yeah, but I think the rule
is just wrong. One player picked a loser and the
other picked a winner and a head to head contest.
How can the one who picked a loser be the winner?
And I'm like, we have gone over this.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah, that's it. I'm gonna call him. What's his number?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
And then sister in law chimed in. He built up
such a lead that Aunt Lisa could barely catch him.
Why would you punish him for being so good? And
he said, well, if I know him, he would not
want to win this way and he couldn't sleep at
night being a technicality winner. And Aunt Lisa chimes in,
no asterisk, he won, but thanks for checking and trying
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to have my back. Then this is what he texts
the next day.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
This can all be used in the cord of log guys.
That's why I'm remaining a little silent on this one.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
He texted, I took it to the trophy place last
night and I explained the situation to the guy that
is engraving the trophy, and he said, don't worry, he
would do the right thing. What are we doing? Like,
why are we taking this so freaking far?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Listen?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Like, I don't want to get upset about a stupid
trophy and getting engraved. But am I missing something? Why
is it such a deal? I won first place.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
They're gonna come back with the askarisk thing to be cute.
It's all about family bonding. I don't think this is
the hill to die of the death.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
No, no, this is a big deal because this trophy
is so important to them. When my wife and I
were dating, I was not allowed to enter their family tournament.
You had to be in the family before you could play.
Not dating, you had to be married in the family
before you should you could play ray.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I claim that took it down.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
So I just cannot believe that we are doing this.
Am I missing something? Is there any way that she
should win that.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
What you're explaining to me is every parent right now
that's going through retirement they're lost, guys. They're trying to
find something to fill that void of work, which tells
me we work all our lives only to be bored
af on a family group text thread. Take a step back,
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put your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for
the stars.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
So what you're saying is as a lawyer or he
was used to battling for very serious cases and he
is missing the thrill of going in the courtroom and
arguing in front of a judge. And so he's gonna
find something so small, so minuscule, that he's gonna fight
to the death. So his sister gets put on the
trophy over his son in law.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Would you prefer that or the ladder? What is the ladder? Hey,
Aunt Martha has bunions on her feet. Here's the picture.
Any doctors in this thread coach enjoy the humor of it,
laugh it off. We all know you won, but I
think it's coming back with multiple names and asterisks that
means they love you. It's endearing, it's great and fine.
(29:38):
This isn't what you want to die on. What you
want to die on is Saturdays with the boys golfing,
Thursdays with the boys drinking at Whiskey Nickel. That's the
stuff you want to really fight for. This ain't it?
This ain't it. I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I understand what you're saying. But there's never been this
many question marks. I've never seen like, I've never seen
someone for three week keep bringing it up over and
over and over, like the family thread has moved on
to something else, and he would reintroduce it, saying, hey,
are we sure we want to crown him the champion?
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And I told my wife on the side, and I
almost went off on the family text.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Honey, I'm gonna tell you this off thread. Yeah, no crap.
You guys live in the same house together.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yes, but I told her, I said, I almost replied,
finally said I don't know what your problem is with
me right now, and I don't know why you have
a vendetta against me. I am the champion. Accept it
and move on. I don't understand the problem.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I don't mean to come off as rude, but golf family.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
And she goes, this is what my wife said. She goes, Oh,
I think he's joking.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
He's joking at something. It's a commonality. You guys are
just reaching for anything.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
What do you mean you think he's Do you think
the joke is a three week long joke, dude, it's
been a month, dude.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Me Bazer, her dad and her mom had a joke
thread about Laura's golfing. Her dad saying she's not good,
me sending a video, her mom saying I can't believe
she hit the ball, Me saying she's getting better, she
got three outfits, she's gonna go three times. There was
a commonality, so we're all on the thread. The thread
has since dried up. If you have something in common
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with the family, enjoy the moment, savor it because guess
what in two months, Aunt Martha's got bunyans. Any thoughts
on these, eh, I'm telling you it's right around the quarter.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I mean, someone, please tell me, how do I Maybe
I'm missing something. I'm just and I shouldn't get this
passionate about I shouldn't care. But if he said it
once and moved on, cool twice, all right, cool the
third time, and then actually telling the trophy guy and
saying the trophy guy will handle it, I don't want
some dumbass stranger deciding if my name is on the trophy,
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if there's an asterisk or what.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Listen, you're on a show where it's debated dumb stuff
that nobody debates. You should be used to debating dumb things.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
So debate.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Boy.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I did debate, and I won the debate. I had
everybody winning the debate, and then he brought it up
again and again and again. I can't come up with
a new argument every frink of time.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
I can't think of a new thing to say about
this argument.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
We're gonna take a break and I'm gonna hear from
Arnold right after this.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Oh, I gotta think. Uh, this is guys back in
the show, back in studio here, sore losers. This is
the voicemail I got from Arnold, and it was I'm
that cut chat. Just get him DMT with Peebs. Hey,
you guys know what Shadour's number. So that's the voicemail
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you left me. Okay, okay, and ned.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Were you able to get him Shad's number?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yes, So I gave Arnold Shadeur's numbers. So we thought
he was still he was working up for the next event.
So we thought he had a busy last month. We
thought he was at the Final Four. He was busy.
Super Bowl busy, Augusta busy, Coachella and Palm Springs, California. Busy.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
The Draft.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
He wanted to be at the draft.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Did you did he see Ashley White at the raft Draft? No,
he couldn't make it.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Oh wait, he wanted to be a part of the draft.
So from Coachella he called shador Oh and so this
is what this is. I got audio of the voicemail
to Shador, he should do. This is GM. What's it? Man? Uh?
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:28):
When am I gonna get drafted? You want to give
me some brown drugs? What I'm gonna be drafted to
the Browns? You're gonna have to be waited a little
bit longer to draft.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Give me those drugs, Man, I need the drugs.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Wait I drafted or what? Yeah, this is the GM.
You're gonna have to wait a little bit longer. Give
me my draft. And they cut off dude, but he
wanted to be a part of the draft. And he
is now claiming that he was the one They called
Shador and he said he was making a drug request
to Chaudeur it Shaudueur thought that he was telling him
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he was being drafted, but really he wanted brown which
is a drug reference to some to skag It's street meth.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
And Shador thought he's being drafted to the Browns.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Oh wow, So it's just the mix up.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
It was not the Falcons coach.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
It was Arnoldy Coachella. Man, that's unfortunate because the Falcons
got fined like two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Dude,
and the coach got lost a hunter K.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Why don't you say his job?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
No, he lost a hunter K? Dude, he did. Yeah,
I don't know if he's gonna be able to play
his son's frat duties anymore.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Fredewze, that's the problem with pranks. They're all fun until
somebody gets fired, fined, you know the other one.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Or listen finding that so stupid.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
But the guy a six figure, Fine, he's not making
that much.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Let's see how much how much does the decorn or
a decordinator or the falcons make?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Ray, it's one hundred times what we make on the pod.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Okay, Jeff Ulbrick is earning one point six million per year.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
So he can afford to lose that. But it's still
gonna hurt a little bit.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, hundred k out of one point six millions. Not
like a tap on the foot.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
That is family vacation gonna be cut. Instead of going
to Turks and Caicos, you're going to Tuscaloosa, you know,
stuff like that. So is there a bed plain or no? No,
there's no I'm going condomless now I don't do the headphones.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Okay, Well there's no bed. Okay, did you want to
do a bed No, so okay, But what I'm saying
is that hurts a little bit.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Bet prank ain't is funny anymore.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
What do you think the dad says to his son
when he sees the video of him of his son
doing that? Yeah, like, hey man, like what were you Like?
Is he mad? Does he laugh?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Is he this is all alleged son? So kind of
wants to take claim And the only way you can
do that is with a video. Right, you have it
in the news. It was just number got leaked, number
got leaked. His name was never being attached to anything.
So then he did the video so that he could,
you know, put his stamp on it. And then he
really backfired. And you just never know how these things
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are gonna go. The people that prank Cooper John hilarious,
so funny, This one went south and it was deemed
rude and heartless and crass. You just don't know how
the media and people and humanity are gonna take jokes
and pranks.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Sometimes an old man will laugh.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
At another one will have a heart attack and die. Right,
it's a mile cardial and farnction. You never know how
people are gonna take a prank.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Oh dude, almost had a heart attack the other day.
And yesterday my three year old hit around the corner
like in the hallway and I was in the kitchen
and doing something. I finally gotta go to the bathroom
and I go to walk and I turned the corner.
He's I mean, he must have been sitting there for
ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Boo. Oh my god, did you have anything in your hands?
Or was it before bathroom?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
I was going to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
I was gonna that's dangerous.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
And I was like, oh my gosh, I told my
wife how to the bathroom. So I'm gonna go to
the local emergency room check myself in for a heart attack,
because I mean, you can you can tell when it's
a legit like scare. And that was a legit. Oh
my gosh, crap my pants jump like that got me. Yeah,
baser's never done the boo, but there's time.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
She'll be right around a corner and she'll just stand
there and wait for me to come around the corner.
Not cool. Not cool because as a man, in that
split tenth of a second between the boo or the
jumping out, you're thinking, where's the gun? Am I about
to get killed? Did my house, get broken into? Am
I about to get is somebody about to cut off mine?
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All those things cross your mind in a split second.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
It was terrifying. I like the jokes. I love that
they have the sense of humor to hide and do that.
But man, when they really really get you, my wife
hates it. She does not play that game. She doesn't
like to be scared. She doesn't like you to jump
out at her. She doesn't like any of that. But
the kids, they and they have gotten so good at
staying quiet. They used to make noise after like half
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a second, and or you'd hear them banging on the
wall or whatever. Now they will sit there and they
are patient and sit there and sit there, and you
don't even think, oh, they're around the corner, because you
just say, oh, they're in another room playing, because you
don't hear anything, and you walk around that corner and say.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Ah, that's that's tough, coach. That's gotta hurt a little bit.
I mean, that's not easy on the heart. Those scares,
especially when they're going quiet.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Especially when you got to try not to use the
curse word when they scream at you and you're like,
they go boo and you want to yell mother or
you coach.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
You're gonna be good.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Though.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
If anybody's ever lurking around the corner in a back
alley at Sore Losers Festival, why because you've already been scared,
You're gonna know what to do.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
I just scream like a little girl.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Get ready, get ready? Never got it yet? Ready?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Hey, stay ready? Never gotta get ready? Yeah not Overton?
Is that he was to stay ready? How does ship
may stay ready?
Speaker 2 (39:06):
I did it, and Overton got smart? What remember he
used to teach all those kids how to snap? Yeap,
he turned into a camp. He's like one hundred and
fifty dollars ahead. He got a kicker, he's a snapper.
He said, come out and learn for a day. Yeah,
one hundred fifty ahead. No crap, he's gonna clear ten
k dude. Hey, that's how you turn a nice little
(39:27):
hobby into a business, Which is what I've been trying
to tell you for the last seven years. We need march,
we need YouTube, we need check. Overton beat us to
the punch.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Would you listen? Design merch, just do something.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Baser sent over Designs.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
I don't remember it to your wife.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
It was a stocky cat. But guess what it's we
missed the season? The new merch is your dumb quote?
What is it? We got a climber or what's the
other one?
Speaker 1 (39:59):
You? Oh, we got a clip?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Are you already?
Speaker 1 (40:06):
That's the shure? You just put it right here across
this chest. Yeah, and then put sword Loser's podcast underneath it.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Yes, we got to talk to our girl.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
We maybe we need to go away from her. Maybe
we need to go somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
We don't have anything else.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Bye byes.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Great one merchandise went belly up?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
What about day ones?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
I believe we need permission because they said we have
all that extra leftover inventory?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
What is she gonna do? We don't even talk to
What is she gonna do? What is she gonna do?
Speaker 2 (40:34):
You ever heard about that suit?
Speaker 1 (40:37):
No? I haven't. What are you gonna sue a faulty preach?
A contract? And did you ever sign a contract with her?
Been to find out did you ever sign a contract
with her?
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Well? I always say that like a big guy, because
I thought in college I didn't sign an apartment. Well
they found it and I owed him three thousand dollars.
So did we sign a contract? I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
We beIN to find out when.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
We get sued.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
That reminds me my roommate in college. We signed we
lived over at pinoak Man and we signed a nine
month lease. Right, nine months, that's well, because you want
to do a school year, you know, the summer, we're
not gonna be there.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (41:14):
And years later he's in the Marines, right, and he
gets a notice from a debt agency saying, hey, you
owe this money because you broke your lease. And he's like,
the hell I did? And they said, yeah, twelve month least,
because and you left after nine blah blah blah, you know,
and they're like, you owe a certain amount of money.
(41:35):
And he they're putting it on his credit and everything.
I'll tell you what if he didn't get his two
weeks leave or whatever, if he didn't fly his ass
to San Antonio and show up at that debt collecting
office and have the copy of his our lease and say, now,
say what did I break?
Speaker 2 (41:50):
What?
Speaker 1 (41:50):
The only thing I'm gonna break is I'm gonna break
some fingers if this isn't fixed right now? They took
it off, did they really? Yeah? Because it was nine
he had the dang thing. They were hoping that he
would freak out and pay it. That's wild mine.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
After Costa Rica dude and his chick. We all move
in together. We're all friends, Diesel and Jennifer and me an.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Everything's great. Well.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Diesel on her break up, so me and her there
sometime on a random Friday Saturday.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
You didn't hook up with Diesel's girl, did no?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Okay now, but it was a huge house, so we
were in different quarters. She worked nights, I worked at
grinding communications.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
I had like I was Diesel's girl.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Was she hot? Slamming hot? Okay, the hottest girl at
Texas State before you were married, before I was married,
And so I was fine with live in there. Fine,
I guess she's sweet talked to me. I signed it
one time after a couple of drinks on a Friday night.
I do not remember signing a lease. I moved out
of that, she left, I left. We're like, screw the
lease and I'm I was like, I'm not even on
that lease. And she's like, yeah, I have a brother's
(42:49):
a lawyer. He'll get it all cleared up. We're all good,
all right, cool, see you see yah my TV. I left.
It was like a huge box TV didn't even really work.
It weighed five hundred pounds. Charge you two hundred and
fifty for that. Charge me a thousand for breaking leaves.
Charge me a thousand for carpet cleaning. I hit her
up on Facebook. I get a phone call this debt collector. Hey, man,
this is Jim Sorenson with Austin, Texas debt collection US
(43:14):
thirty five hundred dollars. I was like, oh, I go,
what you're gonna have to find that? Lease? Sends it over.
My name's on it, like a dumb ass. I hit
her up on Facebook. Hey, this guy's hit me up
for thirty five hundred. You need to pay half. I'll
pay half. She went silent. Never heard from her ever again.
I actually still need to find her. And I hit
my parents up and I go, listen, you're gonna hate me,
(43:36):
but I promise I'll make it up to you. I
gotta pay this guy this money. He's coming after me.
He's like a head hunter. He's called me like ten times.
I'm at the radio station. He keeps calling me every day.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
All right, man, you gotta pay that money.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
You suck up, you set up, you set up up.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I'll be come over there.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Break it up here. Man, If you don't know any better,
I'm gonna put you right up. It was like that,
and so I tell Jennifer she's gone. I tell my parents,
My parents like, we'll pay for it, but never again.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Man, you got good parents.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Got it cleared up.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
You know we need to clear up the Ray Jinks.
We'll do it right after this. We'll right back here.
We got an email. It's not a good one. Ray.
You want to hit the email clip right, you want
to hit the email stopped our recording. Hey, coachers, I'd
(44:28):
like to take a moment and mourn something that was
once great. When our boy Ray ran into Dame Time,
he was living his best life, a top ten player,
averaging thirty two points a game and looking for a
championship with the Greek Freak. But since the dreaded encounter,
Dame has been falling off to twenty four points a game,
(44:50):
a blood clot, and now a torn achilles. The Ray
Inks has morphed into human form. Now, God help us all,
please send Dame Time off with a five gun salute.
After all, he calls Milwaukee home. Joe from Sarasota, All right,
(45:15):
that's enough of that.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
It was Punta canad Dominican Republic. Now he's run vacation together.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
And that's when he told the Trailblazers he wanted out.
Ray saw him there and he was working out. He
was working out hard.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
He was just boxing in the square in the very
middle of Moon Palace. It was called it was like
hard rock or something else. Secrets. Just wanted people to
see him working out. Never shot a basketball always. What
are the workouts that we bashed earlier in the show
CrossFit always CrossFit workouts. That's how he got injured.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Listen, there's no need to shoot a basketball every workout.
I mean, just like we found out earlier in the show,
if Bryson hit less golf balls, he would have been
the Masters champion. So maybe you're saying Dame needs to
practice more basketball shots and he could have been an
NBA champion.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
There was something with that workout, and that's exactly what
it was. It was the old school CrossFit that creates
rabdo and that's how he got injured. So thanks Joe,
you just led me to my investigation of how Dame
got injured. Dude, we need to put together a whole
presentation and present it.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Dude, your Netflix documentary is going to be How Dame
got done in.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Dude, that's the thing he was doing. He was doing
all these weird workout.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Punching, his boxing, How Dame died, How the legacy of
Dame died. It was sad to see man he went
and I was like, oh man, it's over. He can win,
hands over the shoulders. They had to help him off
the court, and right there the Ray Gings struck again.
But I don't think it was the ray Jings. It's
been too many years. Like just because Ray saw someone
(46:53):
two years ago. Man, that means Forrestburg would probably break
his leg in the next few days. Oh oh no,
oh no. If Forrestburg does get hurt in the next
couple of days, like if it comes out Phillips Sporsburg
was in a car wreck, Oh my god, I'm I'm
done with this podcast.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
I'll have to quit instead of going that direction. What
if he gets traded that's very likely.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Oh my gosh. Oh that's a great point.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
She just lost our best player because I saw him
at the Green Hills Mall. Guys, it's not funny, Joe,
don't start that man, that's a bad precedent to start
doing that.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Yeah, Joe, that's so rude. Dude, who do you think
you are?
Speaker 2 (47:30):
Come on, man, I saw you at the convention. Have
you had any health problems?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
He's like, actually, yeah, man, I'm in at the doctor.
I'm on a catheter now, you know what I mean.
My urine is a you know green. I don't know
what's wrong with me. And it's ever since I came
to Nashville.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
Joe, how's your health, you idiot? How's your wife? Because
I hung out with her too.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
She's actually been in a very big depression ever since
the convention. Like her life has not been the same.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
He's thatt alcoholic. She drinks wine every Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Oh my gosh, all right, let's go home. Happy Wednesday, man,
Happy Wednesday. I gotta go. I gotta go get a haircut.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
You made me jealous about the golf, and man, I
gotta get back out there.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Man, did I make you jealous? I'll make you like,
oh my god, please don't no.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
I love golf stories, but I need to go out
in golf. It's been now, when was Easter? Two weeks?
But Angelina and Justin it wasn't even a good one.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
Yeah. And then the back nine, I played with some
guy that lives in a high rise down here on Broadway.
He just moved here at the beginning, right before winter,
and he lit out in Vegas for twenty years. I
didn't really get what he did because I was like, oh,
it you ever played golf in Vegas? He goes? Oh
three times a week, dude.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
I'm gonna take a wild guess, gambled.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
That's what I'm thinking. If he lives in a high
rise and he's in another you know, Monday afternoon just
playing golf. And in Vegas he played three times a week,
he said, because from twelve to three pm, the tea
times were dirt cheap because no one wanted to go
out in the heat. He's like, you want me to
pay for ten dollars to play golf, I'll go out there,
and he goes. And the courses in Vegas, even the
public ones, were fantastic. And so I didn't really get
(49:10):
what he did. But he lives in a high rise downtown,
and I mean he was a nice guy. Though he
didn't he wasn't giving me a lesson or anything like that,
but he did tell me, man, you got a smooth swing.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
You know who?
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Your swing reminds me of fred Couples. There we go.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
We're so many levels away from pro golfers for him
to even compare your swing to Freddy Couples.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
And I said, oh, did you play all the time?
He goes, Oh, I played all the time. He goes, Then,
I took five years off.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
What did you take five years off for cocaine?
Speaker 1 (49:42):
No, he started playing a slow pitch competitive softball for
five years, and so he couldn't play golf during that time.
I'm like, well, why couldn't you play golf, dur And
then he's like, didn't want to mess up my swing, man.
I had to really, I had to go to the
batting cages a lot and get my swing down. He goes.
I was the home designated home run hitter.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
He says.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
I would come up and just whack over the fence.
That was my job. Okay. So that was it, man.
That's all I got from him. I didn't know much
else about him. He was a big Florida Gators fan.
He was from Florida when he grew where he grew
up and now he's living in Nashville, living in a
high rise. Not sure if he worked or not, but yeah,
but he was real nice. He didn't give me any
lessons or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Got a buddy, you know him, We can say it
off Mike. He was on smack and he said he
stayed up for forty eight straight hours one time playing golf.
I don't know if that's what did him in, but
the golf was never good for the neck the back.
But he can still play tennis. And he got off
the smack.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
That's good man, that's good. So all right, let's have
a good Did we already buzz it or no?
Speaker 2 (50:45):
It was one of those drugs. Man, you don't even
want to sleep, You just sweat.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Well, that sounds like something fun. Let me try that.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
No thanks, but I mean golf though. He said he
was getting amazing tea times. You're going at six am.
Nobody's even out there because you're on smack from the
night before.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Yeah, I those tea times are great. The one time
I went, like I was years ago, I went at
like seven am and I pulled up at number eight
and it's kind of back in the woods. There's a
homeless dude in his tent camp down on the freaking
tea box, swear to.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
God making breakfast.
Speaker 1 (51:16):
Like no, he was. He was still a sleep d.
He was in his tent. Hey brother, I'm like, man,
don't worry me. I'm just gonna tee off right next
to you know, I mean that's where the tea box
was set up. So where was I couldn't it was
flat ground. Yeah, I didn't want to cheat and like
move it up. I had to be even with the
tea box. You know, you get minus, you get a
plus a stroke if you don't put it up in
between those little markers.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
He still had the embers, the steaks, and the tent.
He was getting it all cleaned.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
He had a legit tent set up on the freaking
tea box. I mean, how crazy is that?
Speaker 2 (51:45):
That's a violation?
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Hey do I ay? Clubhouse? Is this guy? Oh he's
just a marshall. Okay, cool man? Hey brother, how'd you shoot?
What happen to your drive on eight? Well, I mean
the homeless guy started, you know, moving around in his tent.
Kind of threw me off, scared me a little bit.
All right, man, just ended I gotta go, man, I'm tired.
(52:10):
That was a good one
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