June 7, 2025 • 50 mins
In this episode Ray and Bae got in a fight about what to with their bags for CMA fest and Lunchbox tries to help solve their issues. Are you TEAM RAY or TEAM BAE? Game 1 of the NBA Finals between the Pacers and the Thunder was incredible but unfortunately Lunchbox missed all of it for a really stupid reason. Also we get an update on Callaway and we hear from the New Mexico Slippery Nipples!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know if it's recording. Why this has to
be funny?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What does this episode?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yes, because the last one was funny. I didn't listen
to it back, but I believe for eighteen minutes it
was good. And then we had the whirlwind in and
out of the doors, Wayne d coming in with his coffee,
pacing back and forth. I think it fell to crap,
but it started off great. Therefore, air go this episode.
We've got to brings it.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, we really have to tie it all together, wrap
it up. It's a Friday, put a bow on it,
say goodbye to this week and on to the weekend.
I mean, because it's a huge weekend. What happens this weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And we don't emphasize days enough. I listened to another podcast.
I don't want to promote him. It's a girl one
oh girl talk. Yeah, and they they don't talk about
the day that it is for the first five minutes.
If you guys know the one I'm talking about, it's
not good. But so they'll say this, So today's Friday, right, Yeah, Friday, Friday,
(01:00):
fry fries. I want some fries. Fry Friday Fridays. We
made it though five days Friday. Bro, that's their whole
first five minutes of the show that could help us.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I don't that's gonna help us. I don't even understand
what they're saying.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Ray Fry, ye yea yea, coach, I'm telling you, you
can talk about the day for five minutes. That's our
whole first segment that we miss out on.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh man, dang it, h Fry, Fry, fries and yogurt
We've done.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
It feels so much better that it's Friday Fry. How
do you think they came up with the name Friday, Dude?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
They did not do that. I think that's the last
time I listened to the episode. It was probably a moment. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
The reason I like it is it because it tells
me what the female demographic is into. I can see
what my love wife's going through in life. So for that.
But the five minute monologue about Friday, y'all, you got
more material in the bag than that.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Right. If you are sitting there in your world, in
your life, in your cubicle, on your tugboat, on your tugboat,
on your tugboat, in your tractor, and you are literally
thinking about man, I wonder how they came up with
(02:28):
this word? Don't ever listen to our podcast again because
there's no way to ever think about how they came
up with a word, like it just doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It is crazy how they come up with words.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Though, What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I tried to trick you to get you to talk
about a word.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Like, what word is crazy?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Friday? No?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay, why is it? It's the same for fries? But
why in Saturday? Crazy?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Because Friday is like fries? But why did they start
Friday with fry? Like? I wonder if fries was created
for or Friday?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well, obviously Friday, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
So Friday was created first and then Fry.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I mean you had to have the days of the
week a long time ago, okay. Fries probably weren't invented
till the seventies, so.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Back in the day when they had the sun dial.
So fries, though, did they play off of Friday?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
We're not doing this. We are not doing this. I
am not doing it because Wednesday? How did they come
up with Wednesday? Did wed? Did day come before Wed?
I mean, what has to do with weddings? I mean,
what the hell are you talking about? I don't ever
think about it like, Oh, it's just a wild word.
Like it would be cool to be the one that
came up with words because you get to name any
(03:40):
you see something, you get to name it. You are
the one that's in charge.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Water bottle, Right, I just go to a waffle house
and sucked down a couple of sausage and some hurroup.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I just I don't know whatever, But man, I got
Game one. We gotta talk about it, but first we
got to start the show.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, it's tomorrow night. Game one was last night Tennessee
Arkansas Baseball.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh no, is that tonight? Yeah, tomorrow night, Saturday night
is game one.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
They don't start till Saturday.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Saturday, and then Sunday and then Monday.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That seems weird figure they'd be starting today. I don't,
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Well, wonder you talking about?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh the NBA finals? Man? See, yes, all right, we're
gonna play the game. We're gonna play it. Do it
live arnold you here? Ye see me? First read a
goo me and I be gonna go watch some shows.
She's performing, Oh, she's performing. Where's she performing at? At
the house?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Gotcha in the bedroom and living room?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Come on, baby, sing to me sing that Suner like
which your time.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I don't even know her daggs.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
The songs go in and out of the conscience. I
I can't even tell you the name of her song.
Home to Wichita to me, home.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Is Wichita is No, Wichita is home to me.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
That's it all right. We're gonna do it live. We
oh the one two three? So loser?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
What up?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Y'all.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Had Sison from the North Alpha Male, live on the
North side of Nashville with Baser Country, two point two acres,
two point two kids, Vanderbilt. Justin checks on them, electrophysiology unit.
Not in the country this weekend. Mom is house sitting
and we are gonna be in the city this weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh, c may fest him. You're staying with Justin?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
No, he's on the west side. We got we're dropping
the w.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Whoa, whoa, we got a hook up? Are you paying
full price? Baser does all that?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Got a pile of people though, so it helps.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Oh so you got multiple people staying in the room.
You're gonna be drinking all weekend. You're gonna be partying.
You're gonna be hammered by noon. And I understand it. No,
not me, hammered by noon. Man.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
We don't get out of here till three o'clock in
the afternoon nowadays.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, I'm talking about tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
They'll be so saw ted and half cocked by the
time I meet up with him. Hey, guys, it's me. Oh,
they all walk by, all right, I'll just listen to
some country music by myself.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Hey, oh, why are you guys napping? And we're not napping,
We're passed out. Justin's working to it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I go, man, seriously, when we meet up with him, like,
what are we talking? One of them gonna be passed
out on the side of the road. They're all doing
brunch at eleven am, taking tequila shots. Are they gonna
be coherent when we roll in after his electrophysiology?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Is it just you baser? Justin and Angelina? Whole pile?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Did you not henceforth hear what I had said?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, you said pile, but you didn't say who, so
I thought it was just huge double daton.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, over yonder, I said, it is Billy. It is
his friend Alex, who's really cool.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Wait, Billy's in town.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Billy's coming, not yet, but he will be. Baser Angelina
me justin these girls from New York. Billy said he
met some other girls. Did Laura say, anybody else.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Meet know of? This is Billy staying in the same
room as you.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Billy's with Alex or Billy is now texting that he's
gonna call and try and get a penthouse. Okay, So
that's how it stands, and it's it's the list is growing,
it's Ali probably bj No how far it goes, no
one will know.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Wow. Yeah, see, let's see my crew this weekend is
gonna be baby box one, baby Box two, roll call,
baby box three, my wife. That's about it. Man, I said, no,
no pitinghouses for us. Maybe the outhouse. That's about it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
And so tell me. Let me give you two options
and tell me which option you would choose. I'm not
gonna tell you which one, I said, I'm not gonna
tell you which one. Baser said, but it's a huge disagreement.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Let me hear it.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
The luggage, so the luggage is actually all with me.
Bazer has all the booze in her vehicle and she's
gonna go Valet go earlier. They're in town four hours
before I.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Get done working a nine to five. Got it?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
So I have all the luggage, So would you take
all Nobody can check into these rooms apparently in these
hotels until five pm. Oh, it's amazing, So you have
to find a place to ditch all these military grade
style bags for five hours.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Understand that's why they have like a bag check.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
So would you leave all the bags here at the
radio station? And then later on in the day.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
We come up here.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Billy got good hands, grab all the bags, and the
W's just right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
We go to the W. Don't even really need an uber,
We just go to the W.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Or or would you the bags you have?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Say, it's just me?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Which is going to be? Would I take those bags,
drop them off at the hotel, and then meet up
with them at brunch. I tried to not make it
seem like so you could tell which side I was on.
So what it makes more sense for the whole group
later in the day to come get the bags here,
or me take the bags, drop them and then go
meet up at brunch. Huge disagreement, which will you choose
(09:20):
hit the music?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Arnold, Okay, it's easy. You dropped the bags off at
the hotel, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
That was the only option. Bazer thinks that we leave
the bags here, come up drunk at like seven pm,
trying to fumble through fobs and doors and security cameras.
Billy's hammered going live on the air, alex Is balls naked,
and Justin's sleeping on the couch. You got these girls
from New York trying to slobber on your microphone. At
(09:52):
what point in this planet was that a good idea?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
At what point are you going to end or take
a break in the park to oh, wait, guys, we
need to take an hour to go back to the
radio station, get the bags, and go to the hotel.
That kills all momentum. What if you're in the middle
of a banger of a concert, or you're in the
banger of a bar, or you're in the middle of
a bang or and you have to just stop and
(10:17):
go get the bags because then you're gonna get too drunk,
and then you're just be like, oh, we'll get the
bags in the morning, and then no one's gonna be
able to brush their teeth, and then no one's gonna
have a change of clothes, and you gotta sleep in
your nasty, dirty clothes, and it's like, oh my gosh.
Then you wake up in the morning and you're hung
as balls, like, oh my gosh, we gotta go to
the radio station and get the bags, Like, oh my god,
why didn't we just bring the bags yesterday? Exactly? No,
(10:39):
Raye just drives over there, drops the bags, and then
parks his car back here, or he just walks the
bags to the w It's that easy.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Can you imagine nine pm? Oh my god, everybody just
trying to either get in sleep mode or we're trying
to go to a final show a nightcap. Hey guys,
we don't have any clothes or getting any stuff. It's
on the radio station. We slep our trunk asses over here.
Eleven pm at night. Some people are already starting their hangover.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I mean, Billy spills a butt heavy on the carpet
in the studio. I mean, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Dude, these bags, Baser gives me. It looks like we're
standing kan kun for a week and Billy's trying to
luggage this thing all the way four blocks over.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
To the w I mean, Angelina throws her two cans
right on the board, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
And Angelita's bras hanging out the bag. It looks like
a freaking parachute.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Like, come on like that. That is just the dumbest
idea ever. There is no reason to even chance that.
The one easiest answer is you just drop the bags
off when you get done with work and it's over.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
That's why men and women. Men are from Venus, women
are from Mars. Completely different outlooks on stuff at times.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, I mean, I mean, I don't even know who
came up with the idea that you would come later.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Well, but the reason Baser said it is she wanted
me to get to brunch asap. So she said leave
the bags. And I said, I'm telling you right now,
Monday morning, when we do a Monday morning check in,
how was the weekend? What could have gone better? Pros
and cons? I'm kidding, we don't do that.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I guarantee you.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
The famous last words will be we can just get
the bags later.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
But just get the bags later.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Hey, hey, boh, oh, billy, you're looking for the bags
and all the boot, all the booze that bazer has
you're Oh, you're looking for the stuff I was supposed
to bring. Okay, yeah, so it's actually down the street.
We gotta make it side each other. No, it's not
a bar, but we gotta go over there and then
I get it.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
What do we need to go to Whole Foods for?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
No, we're not going to Whole Foods. Man, We're not
going to Whole Foods man, Like you know what I'm saying, Like, no, man,
how come it won't let you go to the top floor?
Oh man, Oh, I forgot my key fob. We got
to go back to the hotel to get the keybob.
Then we can go to the elevator and be able
to zap up to the floor. Oh I forgot my
other keyfob. I can't get in the door of the bill.
Oh my god. No, just take the bags when you're sober.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Can you imagine that Monday morning? Bones goes into the
stud to his microphone. I'm just sitting there hoping that
I put everything drunkenly back in place after everybody came
and jacked with it all.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Someone played with the basketball. I mean, oh my solf
I started reading this book.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Do you guys know why my microphones moved a little bit?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
No, uh, cleaning lady. Uh. I think she's the one dusting.
You never know that duster sometimes is heavy with the microphone.
It can move it all over.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I've seen though. Yeah, it's not one of those electromagnetic dusters.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Man. That thing will pump bump, bump up. I'll talk
to her bones, no worries.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
No, So you got brunch? Do you have shows playing?
Or you're just walking it, hoofing it well, making it up.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I looked on Game Time and I think that crappy
a stadium next to it that's a concrete pile is
making tickets cheap. But you can get to get in
tickets ninety bucks tonight for who anybody to go to
Nissan and watch all the artists.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Oh Nissan. Then you said a stadium, ass, I was
thinking the Amphitheater because it starts with A.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
You can do that when you can do Jaco and
that's even cheaper. But the riverfront is free. So I
got some stuff I highlighted. I wanted to go to
a dustin lynch Pool party at three, but I just
felt like I'm working from behind because I got to
catch up with them. Tekilo wise, I gotta get a meal.
I gotta drop the bags, as we spoke about at length,
(14:19):
but I just didn't think I could squeze all that
in and then get to Margarita Villa or whatever. So
we had some stuff, but I'd say it.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It's literally drop the bags. I mean, what are you
gonna eat? A case of kiss the dea casa dilla?
So I'm gonna eat streat meat that's usually what you eat,
and then take a couple of shots and you're caught up.
I mean that takes about forty five minutes. You can
make the pool party if you want the pool party.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
But also I didn't think I get everybody in Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
That's that's more realistic. I don't think you can get twelve.
You can probably get three, but twelve no.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
And you never know the vibe of a group. Do
the girls want to split off? Do they want to
just do the pool party? The guys maybe we go
to a gentleman's bar, you know, have some whiskey or something.
You just never really know the vibe of something. So
I was like a screw the pool party. So yeah,
River from Times Billy landon dude in iHeart can actually
get us into that Casa Rosa thing.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
They got because they got big ninety eight house party.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I end up, kiddy, I go, hey, you gotta get
us on the list at only ten people, he said,
just go there. It's you can just walk right in.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Oh you know who's playing there?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Ashley Cook and Gabby Barrett. Okay, so bad, but Nissan
Tonight's to night, Kelsey, Cody Johnson, Kelsey Ballerini, Parker McCollum, Shaboozie,
Keith Urban, whoa, that's a big night. Tonight's the big one,
and this night is a big night.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Last night was a big night yet Al Dean and
Brooks and Dunn.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Riley Duckworth and Ryan Grella Langley.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
That was weird. Did you see La Langley?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I didn't. I didn't pass her at any point, and
it was weird. But on stage we're like, are you
guys ready for Ella Langley tonight? And the next person
they're like, are you ready for Riley Green tonight? On
my guys, we could have put a buffero between them.
We could have not made it so awkward, like it
was like, ohs were mentioned in the same breath, same breath, dude,
And I was like, oh, I don't know about that,
(16:05):
but there, from what I saw, dressing rooms were not
near each other.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
And then also you sprinkle in some rain. I hate
to say it, man, but it could be an unadulterated
s show.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, but but what I'm seeing is that the rain
is not that bad. It's not gonna rain tonight.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh it'll be sprinkling.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, no, no, you only have let's see. Oh my god,
nine pm. There's a thirty five percent chance that is
it until four am, according to the iPhone weather And
that is so perfect.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
If you just look at this, you know exactly what
time is gonna rain. I actually look at the radar
and then you can watch it move over. I think
it'll be sprinkling all afternoon.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I don't look at the radar. That's that's for sissies.
We're gonna take a break. We'll be right back. Ray.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
What's the do point?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Can we get too? Game one? Please? I'm gonna tell you.
I was so excited about Game one. I was finally
gonna watch the NA Finals. I'm like, oh, yeah, here
we go. And then I realized I had cmafes last
night and I'm like, that's okay. They're gonna have a
TV somewhere with the game on. That way, I can
see it. Watch Halliburton, watch SGA, I can watch Jalen Williams.
(17:16):
I can watch Miles Turner, I can Watchnie Smith, I
can watch them all. Pascal Siakam, who wasn't the MVP
of the Eastern Conference Finals, but he was named it.
And I'm like, all right, backstage, someone's got to be
talking about the game. So I mean, I had to
be there at six, and I'm like, oh, yeah, here
we go. NBA Finals. Not a single person talking about
(17:38):
the NBA Finals. Not one person walking around backstage was like,
hey man, you're ready for the finals? You ready for
the Finals? They gonna put that on the TV. No
one cared about the NBA Finals at the cma FES
home of Country Music. I cannot believe there wasn't one
person and all those people that wanted to see the
Pacers versus the Thunder, nobody. So there's no TV with
(18:00):
the Thunder game on, no TV with the Pacers game on.
So I'm just like crap. So I'm just checking my
phone watching all right. They start at seven thirty okay, cool, cool, cool.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
You watch it on game cast? Not even watch it, man,
no ESPN app, but you click on gamecast.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
No, no, no, I didn't even turn it on that.
I would just check the score periodically, right, And I
saw at the end of the first quarter the freaking
thunder up nine. I'm like, oh, well, it's gonna be
a blowout. And then at halftime they're up like ten
or eleven. I'm like wow, And then I'm they seem
a fast. So like, hey, man, you're good for the night.
(18:37):
You're done. So what do you mean I'm done? So
that's it. We don't need to do anything else on stage.
You're good to go. The Indiana Pacers are done.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, I saw they were down eleven.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, and they're like, no, no, we're not talking about
the pacers. Dude, what other pay? What it's a pacer.
I wasn't good pace on stage? Oh the pacers. You
need to me to pick the pay? Am I speaking?
Pace up?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
What'd you say about the pacer?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Oh? My pace? Oh? Not the score? Okay, thank you?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Rick.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
So I was like, oh all right. So I went
out there and I said, hey, golf cart, can you
take me to Lot ass she said, no problem, drives
me through the stadium. I felt like a football player
going to the locker room when he gets hurt, you
know what I mean. They put him on the cart.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Saw some video that that's pretty dope.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
It was awesome. Girl got me on the golf cart
and it's a six seater like it's one of the
long ones, not like a normal golf cart. Offensive lineman. Yeah,
I feel like a big old o lineman, you know,
going back for X rays or something, sitting in the
front seat with a towel over my head.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
That new offensive guard guy we got, Yeah, that gonna
be blocking cam Ward strong side.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
He's gonna be so good. Ray, you'll watch you out
for that blind side. And we go up the tunnel,
take the left, takes the left, and the lot all
the busses are the air. She takes me all straight
to the car. I mean, I didn't have to walk
but two steps to my vehicle. Do you want to
come home with me? One two and I'm in the car.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
See that's worth the price of admission. That kind of service, dude.
It was like, this is awesome, dude. I wouldn't mind
a golf cart to note.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, straight from the w I was like, I don't
ever want to go to another concert because this is
the best treatment I've ever received. It having a golf
cart drive me straight down there.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
She like opens the door for you and buckles you in.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Dude, it was here, let me start the car for you.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
All you're here.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It was awesome. So I'm like, all right, cool, And
then I realized was it a.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Girl or dude? It was a girl. I was gonna
say it was a dude. Maybe it was he was
liking you, but a girl.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
She was just doing her job. That's just great service,
great service. But I didn't tip or anything. I didn't
know if you're supposed to tip.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
What's your ven mean?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
But but I did ask her. I said, do you
have to like audition for this role or do they
just throw you on this big golf cart. Do they
have to see if you know how to driver? She goes, No,
they just hand us the keys and say go ahead.
Not mean with my wife. She goes, I prefer a
four seater. These longer ones are a little difficult, tight
turn geez. I was like, all right, I'll have a
good night. She's like, oh, I'm not coming with you.
(21:01):
I'm like, no, I'm married. Sorry about see the ring.
And so I'm driving home and I'm like, dang, it's
only like eight.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Would you have you twenty five years ago gotten her number?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Probably? Wow? Yeah, oh absolutely I would have tried to
get her number. Have a good night, miss. Yeah, it's
a little humid.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I think we'd feel better with our clothes off. Ah,
you're getting a little sweaty. I'm getting let me see
the sweat under your shirt. But I'm driving home and
I'm like, dude, I told Guys Night that I couldn't
make it, but here it is barely almost nine o'clock.
I can swing by. Guys Night. I'm gonna get to
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see the second half of the thunder Pacers game because
my buddy Josh is having it in his backyard and
he's gonna put the game on the screen.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Part of your timeline, it's probably gonna be in the
fourth quarter. Though. No oh, I thought you said it
when you were at the stage. If we go to
the timeline, you said it was in the third quarter.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
No, I said it was in the second end of
the second quarter. Okay, got halftime check that for us.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Let us know on the Facebook page of his timelines.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Oh it was halftime, dude. It was halftime and they
were up by like eleven. And I'm like, oh my gosh,
I'm gonna make the third and fourth quarter, maybe miss
a little bit of the third quarter, and I'm gonna
be at Josh's backyard. All the dudes are gonna be
hanging out. The game is gonna be on his blow
up screen that he said he was gonna he was
willing to put it up. I'm like, this is gonna
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be awesome. So I park at the house and I
walk over to Josh's house, walk in the backyard. Where's
the screen?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Dude? They ended up going inside.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
No, no, there there's a five dudes sitting around in
chairs having some beers. And I'm like, what happened to
the screen? He goes, oh, Ben convinced me that we
didn't need the screen up. That'd be better if we
just hung out.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Oh my gosh, you guys night TV liss Dude, that
can't be. That can't happen.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
And I'm like what and he goes, yeah, he just
thought that, uh, no one would talk to each other
because we'd all be watching the game.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
So oh, uh kumbayah. Yeah, a buyer's pretty mark.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
No, no, there weren't even a fire. We sat around
the fire pit, but there was no fire in it,
so we all just sat in these like chairs.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, he's doingores. Uh.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
They didn't talk. We did talk about some moores. Someone said,
you gave me the Graham crackers. I need a little
bit more of that with the chocolate. Said, have you
guys ever bakedmores? Someone That gun of defeats the purpose.
The whole purpose is to stick your stick in the fire.
And they're like, yeah, but we were at a camping,
you know, a few weeks ago, and it was raining outside,
so we just baked this somemores and they were actually
the best bores I've ever had. Oh what if you
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guys were camping you banged a dude?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Would you tell anybody I want.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
To go camping? And I said, oh, I said, well
that's cool, but I know them to score the game.
Right now, all the pacers are down eight, okay, cool.
I looked at my phone. All right, keep talking talking
about I don't know what the hell we're talking about.
Sitting there just talking. And here's the thing. The bit
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guy that is the one that convinced him not to
put the screen up. It andn't even there. He just
lives down the street and said he was gonna come
and he's like, yeah, I don't think you should put
the screen up, dude, it's better for it. So he
had set up cornhole and uh trash barrel frisbee where
you throw the frisbee in the trash barrels. And I'm like,
all right, this is great and all, but where the
hell's the game, dude.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
All my friends TVs, our Place seven TVs, Jessica's. They
have a TV on their counter in their living room,
and then Fireplace TV, the Bankleys back patio TV. Justin
doesn't have kble. He watches it on and n app.
But other than that, dude, all my friends got the
TV's rocking.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, And so I'm just checking my phone every once
in a while. And then it's in the fourth quarter
and we're still sitting around just chatting, and then here
comes Ben walking in. He walks in at like almost
ten o'clock and he's like, no screen, my buddy. Josh's like,
you're the one that told me we shouldn't do it.
He goes, hey, it's your house, dude, you do whatever
you want. I was just giving suggestions a little guy
(25:16):
to quarrel at ten pm on a school night, nothing
like that. And I'm like, oh, that's so funny. And
I'm like, oh man, PACER's rolling down three with like
a minute left. Oh man, looking at my phone, put
my phone back down, thinking okay, they're still down three.
They're not gonna win. And I get a text from
Batter's Box. Let me tell you the exact time so
we know the timeline is correct. Hold on it was?
(25:40):
Where is it at? He said at ten oh four pm?
So just after Ben got there, who.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I think I have you guys lead, Hey, this is
your brother batter Block? What if everybody that's a Batter's
Box here with it?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
When I texted back, of course I missed it, and
he goes Halliburton again, unreal.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I think you have your a block segment for the
show Batter's Box, your Brother, what.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
If everybody that's a Batter's Box here with a special?
And that's when I sat there and realized and said,
what the hell is guys night? Like, what is guys night?
If we're not gonna have Game one of the NBA
Finals on a screen in a backyard when you've been
promoting it all week saying you were gonna have the
game on in your backyard and you talked to Ben,
and Ben all of a sudden becomes the expert in, oh,
(26:31):
maybe we shouldn't have the game on, so well talk more?
Who cares about talking when Game one of the NBA
Finals is on? Hey, Mark, how's your sex life? Y'all
still throwing it back? So I literally did not see
a single play of the Game one NBA Finals. I
just know that the Pacers won it with like three
(26:53):
seconds led when Halliburton hit a shot thanks to Batter's Box.
That is my Game one recap turned out to be
an awesome game and I missed it because I was
sitting on some wooden chairs around the campfire with no
fire with five other dudes. Yeah, my take was much
boringer than yours. Mine was. Didn't watch it.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I watched it on game Cast and I was like,
I'm not I'm not gonna lay down and watch it.
I got to get ready for work and stuff. But
then I started packing. Then I started texting justin Me
and him had a whole just texting back and forth.
Ha ha this weekend. Haha, it's that fun. Ha hah, good,
we're just joking. I go, hey man, I got these
pills you take before bed so you don't wake up humover.
He's like, well, I'm gonna need thirty of them, and
then ha ha ha, and then it's fun. And then
(27:34):
I text back, hey man, I'm ready for football season.
We need to get Aaron Rodgers. And then he's like,
ha ha. Just stuff like that, so dumb stuff. I
ended up staying awake for the whole game but never
watched it. But then I woke up, I went to
bed and started the fourth and I believe the whole game.
It was right at the Vegas line minus nine, so
probably you felt pretty confident if you were a thunderbetter.
(27:56):
And then last second is when the pacer betters really
got their jewels off, but woke up to Halliburton another
miracle dagger? How many's that guy got in his back pocket?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
He does it every game, He's amazing. I don't know
how they do it. I wish I could explain to
you what happened. I wish I could understand how they
came back from like eleven twelve down.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Ray Shi agreed just from the elbow, missed a very
easy bunny, and then the pacer still had seven seconds left,
marched all the way down and they gave Haliburton his shot.
He's not gonna drive it every one of his shots.
Don't check me on that fact. Wise has been a jumper,
play the jumper.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I I wish I could tell you, but I can
tell you that Jay's kid is he goes to a
Spanish immersion school and they don't want They're really liking
it because his wife speaks fluent Spanish, so they want
the kids to learn Spanish all the same language in bed.
All right, Mark, I can tell you Ben's kid is
(29:04):
going to go to sleep away camp in three weeks.
But I can't tell you how many points Halliburton had
or Hartenstein or how many rebounds Miles Turner had. I
can't tell you any of that. But I can tell
you all that stuff. And I can tell you that
the chips that were available that were in the little
he had just regular kettle chips, barbecue and sour cream
(29:26):
and onion. Those were the chip options that if you
want to eat some of the chips.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Did they eat? What was the You gotta have something
it was planned around. It can't just be folding chairs
in the back. You guys talking about kids going to
summer camp and wife pinching him to once a week.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
No, I mean that's basically what we talked about. Man
talked about. Oh, we did talk about the jay got
a little he added on to the back of his house.
He added, he did a little patio, and he was
talking about how the terrible the contractor was. And then
they got on a discussion about bolts, and they talked,
there's these new bolts and they're about four dollars a bolt.
(30:04):
You need to tell Phil And he was like, I
put this window in and he goes, and it said
it had to have these bolts. But the contractor was
trying to argue, I can just use any bolts. He's like, no,
it says these bolts. You're gonna use these bolts. So
he used those bolts. He goes, then I did some research.
I just wondered how much could those hold? And he goes,
one of those bolts five hundred pounds sesh. And then
(30:26):
we got on the discussion, how crazy is it whoever
invented that bolt? I don't know how you come up
with that how the physics behind it, the whatever, the engineering.
But you're sitting at home and you're a freaking gazillionaire
because of a little stupid ass bolt.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Why didn't you hit him with? You?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Guys, know what's more interesting than a bolt? What lunch box?
These nuts?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I'll see you guys later, Holla, I'm heading home.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Know what I'm saying? Really bolts something in tonight? Do
you hear it? It ain't that in construction, it's not
my contractor I'll see you guys later. Yep, take care. Yeah.
So that's Game one of the NBA Finals and oh
College World Series was last night. Uh didn't see a
pitch of that either. You know why because the same
Texas Tech pitcher pitch the entire game. She's thrown like
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five hundred pitches of the College World Series and guess
what's gonna happen tonight She's gonna pitch again. So it's
does Texas Tech have the best pitcher or does Texas
have the best picture. I don't even know if Texas
pitch pitched the same pitcher as the night.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Before, No idea, but Tech one, can you bet softball
or even looked?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I assume you can bet it. I have no idea,
but I'm just telling you, I can't get behind this
girl pitching every single pitch. I can't. I can't do it.
It's just so frustrating. And I don't even know if
Texas pitch the same pitcher. But there you go. I
didn't I didn't get to watch any of it because
that would have been better than just sitting around a
little non existent campfire. I would rather watch that than
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just us talking about their kids going to a Spanish
speaking school so they can learn Spanish and all that.
It's just I don't know. I can't get over it.
But yeah, that was that. That was a great, great recap.
That was my night, guys night. I never heard back
from another two dudes, just so you know.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh, I was wondering.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Never heard back, So we'll take a break. We'll be
right back.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, dude, sorry, I didn't know if you were ending
that story or what we were just kind of their
filibustering for a second.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
No, but I can I just tell you something.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, man, if you want it is a podcast long
form your.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Boy Aaron Rodgers. I don't understand how anybody likes this guy.
I understand and Now he's going to the Steelers.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I mean he was just shooting off squirt guns a
week ago at a crowd doing live podcast with Mike Studd.
Now he is a stud the Pittsburgh Steelers. Hey, it's
Pittsburgh Morning Radio. How you like her quarterback? Hey? Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I hate him? That's all. Did you hear what he
said something about Adahusha some dark room? Aaron Rodgers says
he uses the sounds of dolphins having sex as therapy
for his body, and then it helps him heal. There's
ideas that some of the noises from the dolphins when
they're love making, the frequency of that is actually healing
(33:19):
to the body. What the hell is wrong with this guy?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
He's on a different frequency, man, What no, no, no,
Like if he's like, if you're a stealer and he
miss voluntary OTAs, he didn't want to do it, so
he didn't sign. Now he signs because some mini camp
or something that's coming up next week, he'll be there.
God Almighty, you have to be like, why are we?
I mean, he gives you a better chance to win
than Mason Rudolph. But I mean, good lord, he's walking
(33:46):
into that locker room. Everybody has to be like, oh God,
here comes this kooky dumb ass, like he really thinks
he you gotta make a dolphin noise too. Hey, hey, Terry,
how's that truck rout? Hey? I was wondering, man, what
podcasts you're listening to?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Hey, man, I like the Sore Losers Nation. I listen
all the time. It's a great podcast. What's your favorite thing?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I've been listening to a couple dolphins. It is hilarious,
like hilarious, funny, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I can feel my achilles healing when they are love making,
when they're going, when flippers getting It's like, wow, man,
all of a sudden, my achilles is feeling so much better.
Like where I just don't understand how people are so crazy?
How stupid are we.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Arnold? Do you have you ever heard of that kind
of like a podcast or whatever a sound frequency. Abby
actually says that sound like that. I'll give you an example.
I mean that did kind of sound like it similar voice.
(34:57):
Thanks man for being vulnerable.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
We really appreciate you opening up to the audience. Man,
I got I gotta say, I mean, unbelievable, dude, I
want to know.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Was it part of his plan to go on tour
with Mike Studd. They were doing these so Mike Studd
just doesn't do music, he also does deep talks, and
so he was talking deep with Aaron Rodgers about life
and about your legacy, and Aaron Rodgers he doesn't give
a about his legacy, and then Mike's Studd, he kind
of has has a softer voice. He goes, Man, the
(35:32):
legacy's crazy. You just want to be happy. I think
the best legacy you could leave is just being happy.
And I think Rogers is the same, but Rogers only
it's supposed to be like this deep podcast and they go,
h hey, Aaron Rodgers, what do you think about your legacy?
And Eric goes, I just really don't give up about it,
and then Mike Studd gets all deep about it. But
my point was saying that is was his plan for
(35:54):
a month to go on this podcast tour, shooting squirt guns,
Mike Studd singing his rap, Hey, if you want to
get you something, all you got to get it, get
it some swish swish Mike Studd like I hit Mike Trout,
hitting home runs like Mike Trout. And then he's just
gonna announce a couple of days into June he's gonna
be on the team. He had a calendar that literally
(36:16):
said tour with Mike Studd in May and June first,
Pittsburgh Steely time.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
That's one hundred percent what he's saying, Dude, that's absolutely
what he's saying, like he's one hundred it all planned out. Okay,
voluntary OTAs are this week. I'm definitely not going to
those because I need to go out and do whatever
I'm doing and hang out and yell Mike Trout hitting
home runs. Hit Mike Trout hitting home with swishish. That way,
(36:45):
I don't have to go through the conditioning that everybody
else does, even though I'm a new guy and I
should probably try to learn the offense, but I'm not
gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
And then I'm gonna sign right after that when there's
like a week thing come, I just I can't. I
can't with this dude. I freaking hate him.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I gotta give props though, to Mike's stud He sent
me a bunch of gear Stevenson Ranch it's their brand. Yeah,
sent me a whole box of it, and there was
some of it well, I mean like legits like, dude,
we're talking eighty dollars shirts and stuff. So props to
him was because you d him or how does he
we just talked. He goes, dude, you've been a supporter
since day one? Man, what's your what's your mail in
your dress? I'm like, oh, yeah, I really have been
(37:22):
there since day one?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
And so but he got Mike Studd on the podcast.
I can get anybody whoever you want. Mike stud Okay,
I don't know who he is, so he doesn't even
go by that now. He goes by Mike, just Mike.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
So I he included a hat, the same hat that
Aaron Rodgers was wearing at the presser when he was
talking to Pat McAfee saying he hasn't picked his team yet.
Mike Scott gave me the same hat me and Rodgers
were wearing it.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I thought you were gonna say he was wearing the
same hat that he was wearing when he signed with
the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
He could have been I haven't seen those pictures.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I don't even know if he's even signed. I don't
know if he just said he's the signer, if he's
actually officially signed. But Mike Tomlin. I feel like Mike
Tomlin is gonna hate this dude. Like I can't imagine
Mike Tomlin putting up with Dolphin banging in the locker room.
And that Picky boy. Where'd that Pritchett boy go? Who?
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Whatever?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
That was the receiver?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, the guy the ball catcher, he've done a nallas.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
But they got Dk Metcalf. Oh, I gotta get with
the trades. You didn't know they have Dk Metcalf.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I mean, has he played with him yet? Now it's
happened in the off season. We got Ty Lockett?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Oh did you get Ty Lockett?
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:34):
You guys like to get the ghosts of former players
DeAndre Hopkins, Johnson, Murio Jones. And now we're going Tyler
freaking Lockett.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Did we do that with any quarterbacks?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Tannehill?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
May?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Now Tannehill was actually still decent. Who did you have it?
You got Jake Locker, he was a ghost of just anybody.
The fact that you drafted him Will Levis, I mean,
what happened to that guy? He's gone?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
But by them going cam Ward just this sidebar, that's
them admitting Will Levis was just the worst pick we
could have absolutely ever done.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Hey, Will Levis, you have
no future here.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I mean he was on a mayonnaise jar, splitting his
legs on Broadway on a billboard a day ago. I
think all those endorsement deals might be washed up. I
think those might be gone out the window.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Mayonnaise calls him, Hey, man, love that you lathered and
stuff with the white cream, but appreciate what you did. Yep,
it was just twelve months all right. Yeah, have a
good day, Will Leavis.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Now that you're the starting cube, no longer the starting qub,
we're gonna go ahead and up. Do you have cam
Ward's number? So yeah, we were just gonna call him
see if he'd be interested in mayonnaise. I'm sorry, man,
Like you know, it's just bitness. You're not the starter anymore.
You're not gonna give us his number? All right, cool man, thanks,
so have a good day, Will.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
He'll be better than were last year.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Can't be much worse. Worst team in the league. I
mean they've won what three games?
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Three and this year they said the worst team their
top five. You got who are the five worst teams?
This off the dome. I looked at it earlier off
the dome.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
It's gonna be the Titans. Yep, I gave you that one.
Yeah no, no, you didn't give to me. I just
got it right. Hold on, hold on, let me think,
let me think.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Lend you thay truckers. You guys too in your trucks,
yell it out.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
We can hear you. The worst team, tractor operators. Oh,
gotta be the Giants, correct Russell Wilson. Yeah, I don't
know if Russell Wilson's gonna play or he got two? Okay, Giants.
Let me go by the divisions, Cleveland Browns. There you
(40:44):
got three?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Two more?
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Okay, we're going over here. You got Let me think,
let me think. We'll take a break and I'll come
back with the other two. Okay, Yeah, we're back. Man.
This is fascinating. No, no, this is this is really good. Okay.
It's not gonna be the Bears or anybody in that division.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I never know if a game's interesting or not. And
then people on Bobby bunch Of that was the best
game I've ever heard in my life. Wow, it changed
my life.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
I can't as an audio guy, I can't tell you
if games are interesting or.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Not hmm, okay, it's got to be the Oakland Raiders
or the Las Vegas Raiders. No, no, they like them
better than someone else. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I'm not telling you. I gave you Titans. You said
you said Jets.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Did you say Jets?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
No, dang it, you said Giants with Russell Wilson. Did
you say Browns? Yeah, okay, there's one left. But this
is the worst one. This is projected to be the
worst team in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
This one is.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
But they say Cleveland top three worst because they got Schador,
they got you got Gabriel boy, you got the uh
Prickett back, you got a Prickett Richard whatever his name is.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Can he Pickett?
Speaker 1 (42:02):
There? This is the project to be the worst team
in the NFL, not the Titans.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Pickett lick it. Okay, it's obvious. It is not obvious.
It is not obvious. I am still going through the chart.
I mean, I mean, I can give you hints.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
You don't need to give me a hint. You don't
need to give me a hint because they think but
there's no oh oh turmoil, Oh I got it. New
Orleans Saints.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Thank you, Carr all of a sudden tells us he
broke his nuts and he can't ever play the game again.
He wants to play with his kids. A day in
the life of Derek Carr taking his kids to practice
and golfing.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
But he had a hurt shoulder. Makes no sense. Yeah,
he had a hurt shoulder, and he said, I just
in my good conscience, I couldn't just take thirty million
dollars from the Saints.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
And now they have Tyler plow me.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Oh, plow me, dude, plow me. He's going to be
the starter. Rattler is going to be sitting there at
the second. I don't know. They're gonna be so bad.
He played for Louisville.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Didn't see a Louisville game all year. If you guys
are up there in Kentucky Downs, I'm sorry, I don't
know a lot, but I did see some highlights. Well,
there's the one viral clip where Tyler plow me throughout
over through a receiver by fifteen yards at training camp.
That's not good at OTA's at Combine.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
I wonder if any other quarterbacks have overthrown some of
my fifteen yards.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
They are projected to be the worst team.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
They've projected what's their over underwins?
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Probably less than three. No, it has to be.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Four and a half wins, four and a half. This
won't show it. Maybe it won't show it. It just shows.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Okay, I'll do once. It's about even, so it would
be I don't know. I don't have the apps anymore,
so I'm just clicking.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
But here it is.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Okay, so even money is it's like five plus, it's
between five and seven.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
See, there you go. Five is a lot.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Five plus is minus one nine. No. See, I don't
have the apps. I'm just going by this random website.
NFL regular season.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Under Okay, I'm telling you it's five and a half.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Six.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
If you do the two money line at six, I
know how to read a statistic. They say, okay, it's
six for plowed. Dude, Okay, if you want to get plowed,
you bet the under six.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
That a T shirt, get plowed.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Bet the under. Yeah, if that was his name. Yeah,
under five and a half is minus one thirty five.
So there you go. There you go. Wow, what a game.
That was great? Man, that was great.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
I can't tell if people like games or not.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
No, that wasn't even a good that was actually fun,
because I mean, I couldn't think of it. I forgot
about the same time I gave you the titles that
I actually gave you the get Yeah, he gave me that.
I'm not a host? What do you want? No, you're
a host. No I'm not. No, you really are I'm not. Yeah, Hey, coachers,
quick update. I hate to keep making this about me,
but y'all are stuck with me on this ride at
this point. Had to follow up with the surgeon this morning.
(45:11):
One skin came back, still waiting for another. But what's
left to the tumor is malignant. Doctor feels okay about it,
but once my incision heals, I'm still gonna need chemo
or radiation for five weeks so that'll reset the recovery
and return to work and all that was told. I
have a normal life, but it could grow back in
fifteen to twenty years and I probably won't live to eighty.
(45:33):
So that is a weird, bizarre thing to hear. But
I'm okay. Y'all keep praying for me and supporting me.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
I'll need it.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Part of me feels okay, part of me is terrified,
but I'll get through it.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Taylor Callaway, that is Callaway and Callaway has cancer.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Okay, but let me say this.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
I'm working on a deal with Callaway Golf, but we
need him to agree to go with Callaway instead of
his actual name, Careway, so it would be the Sore
Loser's Nation would be the podcast brought to you by
Callaway Golf. But we need Callaway to agree to always
go by Callaway from here on out.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
That's interesting. I can I say this and I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
But Callowai, We're with you, we stand with you. The
socials continue to be turned all eyes on Callaway.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Can I say I'm an idiot? Because I read his
post and it said, oh, it's malignant and I was like, yes,
maligna is bad. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
And also the radiation, chemo stuff cancer.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
That's when I read the next line and it says
I'm still gonna need chemo or radiat and I'm like what?
And I told my wife, I was like, why would
he need radiation if it's malignant.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I think he wanted the Sore Loss Nation. He wanted
to give it to us with softly.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Right, And she said, what you want? What it's if
it's not, it's benign, is what she told me. And
I was like, I am such an idiot because when
I swear to you, when I read that line, I
was like, oh my gosh, that's good. Oh my gosh,
did you comment that's great news?
Speaker 1 (47:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (47:02):
No, no, Luckily I read the whole post before I commented, like,
Luckily I did, that's awesome news.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
No said I won't live to eighty. No no, no,
I mean will any of us?
Speaker 2 (47:13):
You definitely won't. You'll have a heart attack when you're
seventy two. But you're entry. I literally literally messed it up.
But Callawai, We're with you. Sore Losers Nations with you. Man.
That's a rough one. That's a rough one. I was
hoping for better news than that, but we didn't get it.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
The Sore Losers Nation brought to you by Callaway Golf,
strong supporters of Callaway and his recovery.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Back to you. That's about it. Man. What times Billy
get in?
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Uh were talking to real time? Because that's like an
hour and he's going to be hit me with a
billion text. Me and Justin are the only two people
that work today of the group of twenty everybody else
apparently has the cushiest jobs ever. So I go justin
get ready. It's going to be a flood in the
text thread until we're off because nobody else underst We
work Fridays and Mondays. Billy said he might stay over
(48:02):
till Monday. I text Billy back with like the throw
up face. I go, Yeah, Nashville's a blast on Monday.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (48:10):
You probably just need to sleep it off.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Dude, who stays anywhere until Monday? Like? Who can swing
that at work? Like?
Speaker 2 (48:19):
What life do people live?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Man?
Speaker 2 (48:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah, Billy, Broadway's a blast on Monday. I'll meet up
with you guys.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Wank wank be in the country snoozing. Bro Like, hey man,
well be hey, we better get you out of here.
You gotta go. You gotta drop the bags. I gotta
listened draw. I don't know what I have to do
the I'm gonna hang out with my kids and my wife.
I got a text from random kid Cody said, hey man,
there's still a tea time available. Damn I Bro can't
(48:48):
do it, Sprinkles can't do it. So you have a
great weekend. Everybody. We're out of here Cma fest. Oh wait,
maybe we should read this email? You want to hear
this email? Hey? Can I get the email music?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Can you let me know when you're done. I'm gonna
use another studio, but I'll hop in when you guys
are wrapped up. Wayne D might also need a studio.
We're backclogged and be bat graded.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Would you give me the email music? This is our
annual email Coachers is a cat dick? Is he back
in rehab? No? US teachers from New Mexico finished another long,
tiring and thirsty school year. Instead of six of us, there.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Are now eight.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Monica and Janelle are our newest members of the Sore
Losers Nation. Not only do they enjoy slippery nipples, they
also rock when it's tied to pull up, and they're
always they They're always in so in that it's hard
to pull out. I texted you in real time we
(49:48):
were done. I'm sorry, McKitty. We would like to congratulate
all teachers, principals and all school staff completing another school year.
Have a RESTful, tasteful, enjoybuls have a wrestful, tasteful and
joyful summer break. Rosette Emily Loretta Janelle, Monica, Alyssa, Annette,
(50:11):
and Brianna for New Mexico. Those are our teachers that
do the slippery nipples.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
I'm gonna get a slippery nipple shot on Broadway.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Hey for the teachers. This is for New Mexico. All right,
we really got to go.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Man, Billy will do one, but it'll be an actual
slippery nipple.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yeah, I would. I mean we should get at least
a picture of the teachers so we can put them
up and say, hey, here are New Mexico teachers. Maybe
we can sore loser's nation and love connection. Who knows,
but hey, welcome to the nation.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
Girls. Send us an NSWF one.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Whoa whoa whoa not safe work for
I don't know if it's recording. Why this has to
be funny?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What does this episode?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yes, because the last one was funny. I didn't listen
to it back, but I believe for eighteen minutes it
was good. And then we had the whirlwind in and
out of the doors, Wayne d coming in with his coffee,
pacing back and forth. I think it fell to crap,
but it started off great. Therefore, air go this episode.
We've got to brings it.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, we really have to tie it all together, wrap
it up. It's a Friday, put a bow on it,
say goodbye to this week and on to the weekend.
I mean, because it's a huge weekend. What happens this weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And we don't emphasize days enough. I listened to another podcast.
I don't want to promote him. It's a girl one
oh girl talk. Yeah, and they they don't talk about
the day that it is for the first five minutes.
If you guys know the one I'm talking about, it's
not good. But so they'll say this, So today's Friday, right, Yeah, Friday, Friday,
(01:00):
fry fries. I want some fries. Fry Friday Fridays. We
made it though five days Friday. Bro, that's their whole
first five minutes of the show that could help us.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I don't that's gonna help us. I don't even understand
what they're saying.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Ray Fry, ye yea yea, coach, I'm telling you, you
can talk about the day for five minutes. That's our
whole first segment that we miss out on.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh man, dang it, h Fry, Fry, fries and yogurt
We've done.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
It feels so much better that it's Friday Fry. How
do you think they came up with the name Friday, Dude?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
They did not do that. I think that's the last
time I listened to the episode. It was probably a moment. Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
The reason I like it is it because it tells
me what the female demographic is into. I can see
what my love wife's going through in life. So for that.
But the five minute monologue about Friday, y'all, you got
more material in the bag than that.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Right. If you are sitting there in your world, in
your life, in your cubicle, on your tugboat, on your tugboat,
on your tugboat, in your tractor, and you are literally
thinking about man, I wonder how they came up with
(02:28):
this word? Don't ever listen to our podcast again because
there's no way to ever think about how they came
up with a word, like it just doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
It is crazy how they come up with words.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Though, What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I tried to trick you to get you to talk
about a word.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Like, what word is crazy?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Friday? No?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay, why is it? It's the same for fries? But
why in Saturday? Crazy?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Because Friday is like fries? But why did they start
Friday with fry? Like? I wonder if fries was created
for or Friday?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well, obviously Friday, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
So Friday was created first and then Fry.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I mean you had to have the days of the
week a long time ago, okay. Fries probably weren't invented
till the seventies, so.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Back in the day when they had the sun dial.
So fries, though, did they play off of Friday?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
We're not doing this. We are not doing this. I
am not doing it because Wednesday? How did they come
up with Wednesday? Did wed? Did day come before Wed?
I mean, what has to do with weddings? I mean,
what the hell are you talking about? I don't ever
think about it like, Oh, it's just a wild word.
Like it would be cool to be the one that
came up with words because you get to name any
(03:40):
you see something, you get to name it. You are
the one that's in charge.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Water bottle, Right, I just go to a waffle house
and sucked down a couple of sausage and some hurroup.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I just I don't know whatever, But man, I got
Game one. We gotta talk about it, but first we
got to start the show.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, it's tomorrow night. Game one was last night Tennessee
Arkansas Baseball.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh no, is that tonight? Yeah, tomorrow night, Saturday night
is game one.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
They don't start till Saturday.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Saturday, and then Sunday and then Monday.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That seems weird figure they'd be starting today. I don't,
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Well, wonder you talking about?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh the NBA finals? Man? See, yes, all right, we're
gonna play the game. We're gonna play it. Do it
live arnold you here? Ye see me? First read a
goo me and I be gonna go watch some shows.
She's performing, Oh, she's performing. Where's she performing at? At
the house?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Gotcha in the bedroom and living room?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Come on, baby, sing to me sing that Suner like
which your time.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I don't even know her daggs.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
The songs go in and out of the conscience. I
I can't even tell you the name of her song.
Home to Wichita to me, home.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Is Wichita is No, Wichita is home to me.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
That's it all right. We're gonna do it live. We
oh the one two three? So loser?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
What up?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Y'all.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Had Sison from the North Alpha Male, live on the
North side of Nashville with Baser Country, two point two acres,
two point two kids, Vanderbilt. Justin checks on them, electrophysiology unit.
Not in the country this weekend. Mom is house sitting
and we are gonna be in the city this weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Oh, c may fest him. You're staying with Justin?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
No, he's on the west side. We got we're dropping
the w.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Whoa, whoa, we got a hook up? Are you paying
full price? Baser does all that?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Got a pile of people though, so it helps.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Oh so you got multiple people staying in the room.
You're gonna be drinking all weekend. You're gonna be partying.
You're gonna be hammered by noon. And I understand it. No,
not me, hammered by noon. Man.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
We don't get out of here till three o'clock in
the afternoon nowadays.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, I'm talking about tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
They'll be so saw ted and half cocked by the
time I meet up with him. Hey, guys, it's me. Oh,
they all walk by, all right, I'll just listen to
some country music by myself.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Hey, oh, why are you guys napping? And we're not napping,
We're passed out. Justin's working to it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I go, man, seriously, when we meet up with him, like,
what are we talking? One of them gonna be passed
out on the side of the road. They're all doing
brunch at eleven am, taking tequila shots. Are they gonna
be coherent when we roll in after his electrophysiology?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Is it just you baser? Justin and Angelina? Whole pile?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Did you not henceforth hear what I had said?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, you said pile, but you didn't say who, so
I thought it was just huge double daton.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, over yonder, I said, it is Billy. It is
his friend Alex, who's really cool.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Wait, Billy's in town.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Billy's coming, not yet, but he will be. Baser Angelina
me justin these girls from New York. Billy said he
met some other girls. Did Laura say, anybody else.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Meet know of? This is Billy staying in the same
room as you.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Billy's with Alex or Billy is now texting that he's
gonna call and try and get a penthouse. Okay, So
that's how it stands, and it's it's the list is growing,
it's Ali probably bj No how far it goes, no
one will know.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Wow. Yeah, see, let's see my crew this weekend is
gonna be baby box one, baby Box two, roll call,
baby box three, my wife. That's about it. Man, I said, no,
no pitinghouses for us. Maybe the outhouse. That's about it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
And so tell me. Let me give you two options
and tell me which option you would choose. I'm not
gonna tell you which one, I said, I'm not gonna
tell you which one. Baser said, but it's a huge disagreement.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Let me hear it.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
The luggage, so the luggage is actually all with me.
Bazer has all the booze in her vehicle and she's
gonna go Valet go earlier. They're in town four hours
before I.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Get done working a nine to five. Got it?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
So I have all the luggage, So would you take
all Nobody can check into these rooms apparently in these
hotels until five pm. Oh, it's amazing, So you have
to find a place to ditch all these military grade
style bags for five hours.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Understand that's why they have like a bag check.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
So would you leave all the bags here at the
radio station? And then later on in the day.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
We come up here.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Billy got good hands, grab all the bags, and the
W's just right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
We go to the W. Don't even really need an uber,
We just go to the W.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Or or would you the bags you have?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Say, it's just me?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Which is going to be? Would I take those bags,
drop them off at the hotel, and then meet up
with them at brunch. I tried to not make it
seem like so you could tell which side I was on.
So what it makes more sense for the whole group
later in the day to come get the bags here,
or me take the bags, drop them and then go
meet up at brunch. Huge disagreement, which will you choose
(09:20):
hit the music?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Arnold, Okay, it's easy. You dropped the bags off at
the hotel, thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
That was the only option. Bazer thinks that we leave
the bags here, come up drunk at like seven pm,
trying to fumble through fobs and doors and security cameras.
Billy's hammered going live on the air, alex Is balls naked,
and Justin's sleeping on the couch. You got these girls
from New York trying to slobber on your microphone. At
(09:52):
what point in this planet was that a good idea?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
At what point are you going to end or take
a break in the park to oh, wait, guys, we
need to take an hour to go back to the
radio station, get the bags, and go to the hotel.
That kills all momentum. What if you're in the middle
of a banger of a concert, or you're in the
banger of a bar, or you're in the middle of
a bang or and you have to just stop and
(10:17):
go get the bags because then you're gonna get too drunk,
and then you're just be like, oh, we'll get the
bags in the morning, and then no one's gonna be
able to brush their teeth, and then no one's gonna
have a change of clothes, and you gotta sleep in
your nasty, dirty clothes, and it's like, oh my gosh.
Then you wake up in the morning and you're hung
as balls, like, oh my gosh, we gotta go to
the radio station and get the bags, Like, oh my god,
why didn't we just bring the bags yesterday? Exactly? No,
(10:39):
Raye just drives over there, drops the bags, and then
parks his car back here, or he just walks the
bags to the w It's that easy.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Can you imagine nine pm? Oh my god, everybody just
trying to either get in sleep mode or we're trying
to go to a final show a nightcap. Hey guys,
we don't have any clothes or getting any stuff. It's
on the radio station. We slep our trunk asses over here.
Eleven pm at night. Some people are already starting their hangover.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I mean, Billy spills a butt heavy on the carpet
in the studio. I mean, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Dude, these bags, Baser gives me. It looks like we're
standing kan kun for a week and Billy's trying to
luggage this thing all the way four blocks over.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
To the w I mean, Angelina throws her two cans
right on the board, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
And Angelita's bras hanging out the bag. It looks like
a freaking parachute.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Like, come on like that. That is just the dumbest
idea ever. There is no reason to even chance that.
The one easiest answer is you just drop the bags
off when you get done with work and it's over.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
That's why men and women. Men are from Venus, women
are from Mars. Completely different outlooks on stuff at times.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, I mean, I mean, I don't even know who
came up with the idea that you would come later.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Well, but the reason Baser said it is she wanted
me to get to brunch asap. So she said leave
the bags. And I said, I'm telling you right now,
Monday morning, when we do a Monday morning check in,
how was the weekend? What could have gone better? Pros
and cons? I'm kidding, we don't do that.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I guarantee you.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
The famous last words will be we can just get
the bags later.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
But just get the bags later.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Hey, hey, boh, oh, billy, you're looking for the bags
and all the boot, all the booze that bazer has
you're Oh, you're looking for the stuff I was supposed
to bring. Okay, yeah, so it's actually down the street.
We gotta make it side each other. No, it's not
a bar, but we gotta go over there and then
I get it.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
What do we need to go to Whole Foods for?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
No, we're not going to Whole Foods. Man, We're not
going to Whole Foods man, Like you know what I'm saying, Like, no, man,
how come it won't let you go to the top floor?
Oh man, Oh, I forgot my key fob. We got
to go back to the hotel to get the keybob.
Then we can go to the elevator and be able
to zap up to the floor. Oh I forgot my
other keyfob. I can't get in the door of the bill.
Oh my god. No, just take the bags when you're sober.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Can you imagine that Monday morning? Bones goes into the
stud to his microphone. I'm just sitting there hoping that
I put everything drunkenly back in place after everybody came
and jacked with it all.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Someone played with the basketball. I mean, oh my solf
I started reading this book.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Do you guys know why my microphones moved a little bit?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
No, uh, cleaning lady. Uh. I think she's the one dusting.
You never know that duster sometimes is heavy with the microphone.
It can move it all over.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I've seen though. Yeah, it's not one of those electromagnetic dusters.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Man. That thing will pump bump, bump up. I'll talk
to her bones, no worries.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
No, So you got brunch? Do you have shows playing?
Or you're just walking it, hoofing it well, making it up.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I looked on Game Time and I think that crappy
a stadium next to it that's a concrete pile is
making tickets cheap. But you can get to get in
tickets ninety bucks tonight for who anybody to go to
Nissan and watch all the artists.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Oh Nissan. Then you said a stadium, ass, I was
thinking the Amphitheater because it starts with A.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
You can do that when you can do Jaco and
that's even cheaper. But the riverfront is free. So I
got some stuff I highlighted. I wanted to go to
a dustin lynch Pool party at three, but I just
felt like I'm working from behind because I got to
catch up with them. Tekilo wise, I gotta get a meal.
I gotta drop the bags, as we spoke about at length,
(14:19):
but I just didn't think I could squeze all that
in and then get to Margarita Villa or whatever. So
we had some stuff, but I'd say it.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It's literally drop the bags. I mean, what are you
gonna eat? A case of kiss the dea casa dilla?
So I'm gonna eat streat meat that's usually what you eat,
and then take a couple of shots and you're caught up.
I mean that takes about forty five minutes. You can
make the pool party if you want the pool party.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
But also I didn't think I get everybody in Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
That's that's more realistic. I don't think you can get twelve.
You can probably get three, but twelve no.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
And you never know the vibe of a group. Do
the girls want to split off? Do they want to
just do the pool party? The guys maybe we go
to a gentleman's bar, you know, have some whiskey or something.
You just never really know the vibe of something. So
I was like a screw the pool party. So yeah,
River from Times Billy landon dude in iHeart can actually
get us into that Casa Rosa thing.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
They got because they got big ninety eight house party.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I end up, kiddy, I go, hey, you gotta get
us on the list at only ten people, he said,
just go there. It's you can just walk right in.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Oh you know who's playing there?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Ashley Cook and Gabby Barrett. Okay, so bad, but Nissan
Tonight's to night, Kelsey, Cody Johnson, Kelsey Ballerini, Parker McCollum, Shaboozie,
Keith Urban, whoa, that's a big night. Tonight's the big one,
and this night is a big night.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Last night was a big night yet Al Dean and
Brooks and Dunn.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Riley Duckworth and Ryan Grella Langley.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
That was weird. Did you see La Langley?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I didn't. I didn't pass her at any point, and
it was weird. But on stage we're like, are you
guys ready for Ella Langley tonight? And the next person
they're like, are you ready for Riley Green tonight? On
my guys, we could have put a buffero between them.
We could have not made it so awkward, like it
was like, ohs were mentioned in the same breath, same breath, dude,
And I was like, oh, I don't know about that,
(16:05):
but there, from what I saw, dressing rooms were not
near each other.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
And then also you sprinkle in some rain. I hate
to say it, man, but it could be an unadulterated
s show.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, but but what I'm seeing is that the rain
is not that bad. It's not gonna rain tonight.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh it'll be sprinkling.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, no, no, you only have let's see. Oh my god,
nine pm. There's a thirty five percent chance that is
it until four am, according to the iPhone weather And
that is so perfect.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
If you just look at this, you know exactly what
time is gonna rain. I actually look at the radar
and then you can watch it move over. I think
it'll be sprinkling all afternoon.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I don't look at the radar. That's that's for sissies.
We're gonna take a break. We'll be right back. Ray.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
What's the do point?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Can we get too? Game one? Please? I'm gonna tell you.
I was so excited about Game one. I was finally
gonna watch the NA Finals. I'm like, oh, yeah, here
we go. And then I realized I had cmafes last
night and I'm like, that's okay. They're gonna have a
TV somewhere with the game on. That way, I can
see it. Watch Halliburton, watch SGA, I can watch Jalen Williams.
(17:16):
I can watch Miles Turner, I can Watchnie Smith, I
can watch them all. Pascal Siakam, who wasn't the MVP
of the Eastern Conference Finals, but he was named it.
And I'm like, all right, backstage, someone's got to be
talking about the game. So I mean, I had to
be there at six, and I'm like, oh, yeah, here
we go. NBA Finals. Not a single person talking about
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the NBA Finals. Not one person walking around backstage was like,
hey man, you're ready for the finals? You ready for
the Finals? They gonna put that on the TV. No
one cared about the NBA Finals at the cma FES
home of Country Music. I cannot believe there wasn't one
person and all those people that wanted to see the
Pacers versus the Thunder, nobody. So there's no TV with
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the Thunder game on, no TV with the Pacers game on.
So I'm just like crap. So I'm just checking my
phone watching all right. They start at seven thirty okay, cool, cool, cool.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
You watch it on game cast? Not even watch it, man,
no ESPN app, but you click on gamecast.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
No, no, no, I didn't even turn it on that.
I would just check the score periodically, right, And I
saw at the end of the first quarter the freaking
thunder up nine. I'm like, oh, well, it's gonna be
a blowout. And then at halftime they're up like ten
or eleven. I'm like wow, And then I'm they seem
a fast. So like, hey, man, you're good for the night.
(18:37):
You're done. So what do you mean I'm done? So
that's it. We don't need to do anything else on stage.
You're good to go. The Indiana Pacers are done.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, I saw they were down eleven.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, and they're like, no, no, we're not talking about
the pacers. Dude, what other pay? What it's a pacer.
I wasn't good pace on stage? Oh the pacers. You
need to me to pick the pay? Am I speaking?
Pace up?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
What'd you say about the pacer?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Oh? My pace? Oh? Not the score? Okay, thank you?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Rick.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
So I was like, oh all right. So I went
out there and I said, hey, golf cart, can you
take me to Lot ass she said, no problem, drives
me through the stadium. I felt like a football player
going to the locker room when he gets hurt, you
know what I mean. They put him on the cart.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Saw some video that that's pretty dope.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
It was awesome. Girl got me on the golf cart
and it's a six seater like it's one of the
long ones, not like a normal golf cart. Offensive lineman. Yeah,
I feel like a big old o lineman, you know,
going back for X rays or something, sitting in the
front seat with a towel over my head.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
That new offensive guard guy we got, Yeah, that gonna
be blocking cam Ward strong side.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
He's gonna be so good. Ray, you'll watch you out
for that blind side. And we go up the tunnel,
take the left, takes the left, and the lot all
the busses are the air. She takes me all straight
to the car. I mean, I didn't have to walk
but two steps to my vehicle. Do you want to
come home with me? One two and I'm in the car.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
See that's worth the price of admission. That kind of service, dude.
It was like, this is awesome, dude. I wouldn't mind
a golf cart to note.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, straight from the w I was like, I don't
ever want to go to another concert because this is
the best treatment I've ever received. It having a golf
cart drive me straight down there.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
She like opens the door for you and buckles you in.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Dude, it was here, let me start the car for you.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
All you're here.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
It was awesome. So I'm like, all right, cool, And
then I realized was it a.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Girl or dude? It was a girl. I was gonna
say it was a dude. Maybe it was he was
liking you, but a girl.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
She was just doing her job. That's just great service,
great service. But I didn't tip or anything. I didn't
know if you're supposed to tip.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
What's your ven mean?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
But but I did ask her. I said, do you
have to like audition for this role or do they
just throw you on this big golf cart. Do they
have to see if you know how to driver? She goes, No,
they just hand us the keys and say go ahead.
Not mean with my wife. She goes, I prefer a
four seater. These longer ones are a little difficult, tight
turn geez. I was like, all right, I'll have a
good night. She's like, oh, I'm not coming with you.
(21:01):
I'm like, no, I'm married. Sorry about see the ring.
And so I'm driving home and I'm like, dang, it's
only like eight.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Would you have you twenty five years ago gotten her number?
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Probably? Wow? Yeah, oh absolutely I would have tried to
get her number. Have a good night, miss. Yeah, it's
a little humid.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I think we'd feel better with our clothes off. Ah,
you're getting a little sweaty. I'm getting let me see
the sweat under your shirt. But I'm driving home and
I'm like, dude, I told Guys Night that I couldn't
make it, but here it is barely almost nine o'clock.
I can swing by. Guys Night. I'm gonna get to
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see the second half of the thunder Pacers game because
my buddy Josh is having it in his backyard and
he's gonna put the game on the screen.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Part of your timeline, it's probably gonna be in the
fourth quarter. Though. No oh, I thought you said it
when you were at the stage. If we go to
the timeline, you said it was in the third quarter.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
No, I said it was in the second end of
the second quarter. Okay, got halftime check that for us.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Let us know on the Facebook page of his timelines.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Oh it was halftime, dude. It was halftime and they
were up by like eleven. And I'm like, oh my gosh,
I'm gonna make the third and fourth quarter, maybe miss
a little bit of the third quarter, and I'm gonna
be at Josh's backyard. All the dudes are gonna be
hanging out. The game is gonna be on his blow
up screen that he said he was gonna he was
willing to put it up. I'm like, this is gonna
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be awesome. So I park at the house and I
walk over to Josh's house, walk in the backyard. Where's
the screen?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Dude? They ended up going inside.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
No, no, there there's a five dudes sitting around in
chairs having some beers. And I'm like, what happened to
the screen? He goes, oh, Ben convinced me that we
didn't need the screen up. That'd be better if we
just hung out.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Oh my gosh, you guys night TV liss Dude, that
can't be. That can't happen.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
And I'm like what and he goes, yeah, he just
thought that, uh, no one would talk to each other
because we'd all be watching the game.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
So oh, uh kumbayah. Yeah, a buyer's pretty mark.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
No, no, there weren't even a fire. We sat around
the fire pit, but there was no fire in it,
so we all just sat in these like chairs.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah, he's doingores. Uh.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
They didn't talk. We did talk about some moores. Someone said,
you gave me the Graham crackers. I need a little
bit more of that with the chocolate. Said, have you
guys ever bakedmores? Someone That gun of defeats the purpose.
The whole purpose is to stick your stick in the fire.
And they're like, yeah, but we were at a camping,
you know, a few weeks ago, and it was raining outside,
so we just baked this somemores and they were actually
the best bores I've ever had. Oh what if you
(23:47):
guys were camping you banged a dude?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Would you tell anybody I want.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
To go camping? And I said, oh, I said, well
that's cool, but I know them to score the game.
Right now, all the pacers are down eight, okay, cool.
I looked at my phone. All right, keep talking talking
about I don't know what the hell we're talking about.
Sitting there just talking. And here's the thing. The bit
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guy that is the one that convinced him not to
put the screen up. It andn't even there. He just
lives down the street and said he was gonna come
and he's like, yeah, I don't think you should put
the screen up, dude, it's better for it. So he
had set up cornhole and uh trash barrel frisbee where
you throw the frisbee in the trash barrels. And I'm like,
all right, this is great and all, but where the
hell's the game, dude.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
All my friends TVs, our Place seven TVs, Jessica's. They
have a TV on their counter in their living room,
and then Fireplace TV, the Bankleys back patio TV. Justin
doesn't have kble. He watches it on and n app.
But other than that, dude, all my friends got the
TV's rocking.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, And so I'm just checking my phone every once
in a while. And then it's in the fourth quarter
and we're still sitting around just chatting, and then here
comes Ben walking in. He walks in at like almost
ten o'clock and he's like, no screen, my buddy. Josh's like,
you're the one that told me we shouldn't do it.
He goes, hey, it's your house, dude, you do whatever
you want. I was just giving suggestions a little guy
(25:16):
to quarrel at ten pm on a school night, nothing
like that. And I'm like, oh, that's so funny. And
I'm like, oh man, PACER's rolling down three with like
a minute left. Oh man, looking at my phone, put
my phone back down, thinking okay, they're still down three.
They're not gonna win. And I get a text from
Batter's Box. Let me tell you the exact time so
we know the timeline is correct. Hold on it was?
(25:40):
Where is it at? He said at ten oh four pm?
So just after Ben got there, who.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I think I have you guys lead, Hey, this is
your brother batter Block? What if everybody that's a Batter's
Box here with it?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
When I texted back, of course I missed it, and
he goes Halliburton again, unreal.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
I think you have your a block segment for the
show Batter's Box, your Brother, what.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
If everybody that's a Batter's Box here with a special?
And that's when I sat there and realized and said,
what the hell is guys night? Like, what is guys night?
If we're not gonna have Game one of the NBA
Finals on a screen in a backyard when you've been
promoting it all week saying you were gonna have the
game on in your backyard and you talked to Ben,
and Ben all of a sudden becomes the expert in, oh,
(26:31):
maybe we shouldn't have the game on, so well talk more?
Who cares about talking when Game one of the NBA
Finals is on? Hey, Mark, how's your sex life? Y'all
still throwing it back? So I literally did not see
a single play of the Game one NBA Finals. I
just know that the Pacers won it with like three
(26:53):
seconds led when Halliburton hit a shot thanks to Batter's Box.
That is my Game one recap turned out to be
an awesome game and I missed it because I was
sitting on some wooden chairs around the campfire with no
fire with five other dudes. Yeah, my take was much
boringer than yours. Mine was. Didn't watch it.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I watched it on game Cast and I was like,
I'm not I'm not gonna lay down and watch it.
I got to get ready for work and stuff. But
then I started packing. Then I started texting justin Me
and him had a whole just texting back and forth.
Ha ha this weekend. Haha, it's that fun. Ha hah, good,
we're just joking. I go, hey man, I got these
pills you take before bed so you don't wake up humover.
He's like, well, I'm gonna need thirty of them, and
then ha ha ha, and then it's fun. And then
(27:34):
I text back, hey man, I'm ready for football season.
We need to get Aaron Rodgers. And then he's like,
ha ha. Just stuff like that, so dumb stuff. I
ended up staying awake for the whole game but never
watched it. But then I woke up, I went to
bed and started the fourth and I believe the whole game.
It was right at the Vegas line minus nine, so
probably you felt pretty confident if you were a thunderbetter.
(27:56):
And then last second is when the pacer betters really
got their jewels off, but woke up to Halliburton another
miracle dagger? How many's that guy got in his back pocket?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
He does it every game, He's amazing. I don't know
how they do it. I wish I could explain to
you what happened. I wish I could understand how they
came back from like eleven twelve down.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Ray Shi agreed just from the elbow, missed a very
easy bunny, and then the pacer still had seven seconds left,
marched all the way down and they gave Haliburton his shot.
He's not gonna drive it every one of his shots.
Don't check me on that fact. Wise has been a jumper,
play the jumper.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I I wish I could tell you, but I can
tell you that Jay's kid is he goes to a
Spanish immersion school and they don't want They're really liking
it because his wife speaks fluent Spanish, so they want
the kids to learn Spanish all the same language in bed.
All right, Mark, I can tell you Ben's kid is
(29:04):
going to go to sleep away camp in three weeks.
But I can't tell you how many points Halliburton had
or Hartenstein or how many rebounds Miles Turner had. I
can't tell you any of that. But I can tell
you all that stuff. And I can tell you that
the chips that were available that were in the little
he had just regular kettle chips, barbecue and sour cream
(29:26):
and onion. Those were the chip options that if you
want to eat some of the chips.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Did they eat? What was the You gotta have something
it was planned around. It can't just be folding chairs
in the back. You guys talking about kids going to
summer camp and wife pinching him to once a week.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
No, I mean that's basically what we talked about. Man
talked about. Oh, we did talk about the jay got
a little he added on to the back of his house.
He added, he did a little patio, and he was
talking about how the terrible the contractor was. And then
they got on a discussion about bolts, and they talked,
there's these new bolts and they're about four dollars a bolt.
(30:04):
You need to tell Phil And he was like, I
put this window in and he goes, and it said
it had to have these bolts. But the contractor was
trying to argue, I can just use any bolts. He's like, no,
it says these bolts. You're gonna use these bolts. So
he used those bolts. He goes, then I did some research.
I just wondered how much could those hold? And he goes,
one of those bolts five hundred pounds sesh. And then
(30:26):
we got on the discussion, how crazy is it whoever
invented that bolt? I don't know how you come up
with that how the physics behind it, the whatever, the engineering.
But you're sitting at home and you're a freaking gazillionaire
because of a little stupid ass bolt.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Why didn't you hit him with? You?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Guys, know what's more interesting than a bolt? What lunch box?
These nuts?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I'll see you guys later, Holla, I'm heading home.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Know what I'm saying? Really bolts something in tonight? Do
you hear it? It ain't that in construction, it's not
my contractor I'll see you guys later. Yep, take care. Yeah.
So that's Game one of the NBA Finals and oh
College World Series was last night. Uh didn't see a
pitch of that either. You know why because the same
Texas Tech pitcher pitch the entire game. She's thrown like
(31:18):
five hundred pitches of the College World Series and guess
what's gonna happen tonight She's gonna pitch again. So it's
does Texas Tech have the best pitcher or does Texas
have the best picture. I don't even know if Texas
pitch pitched the same pitcher as the night.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Before, No idea, but Tech one, can you bet softball
or even looked?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
I assume you can bet it. I have no idea,
but I'm just telling you, I can't get behind this
girl pitching every single pitch. I can't. I can't do it.
It's just so frustrating. And I don't even know if
Texas pitch the same pitcher. But there you go. I
didn't I didn't get to watch any of it because
that would have been better than just sitting around a
little non existent campfire. I would rather watch that than
(32:00):
just us talking about their kids going to a Spanish
speaking school so they can learn Spanish and all that.
It's just I don't know. I can't get over it.
But yeah, that was that. That was a great, great recap.
That was my night, guys night. I never heard back
from another two dudes, just so you know.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh, I was wondering.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Never heard back, So we'll take a break. We'll be
right back.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, dude, sorry, I didn't know if you were ending
that story or what we were just kind of their
filibustering for a second.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
No, but I can I just tell you something.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah, man, if you want it is a podcast long
form your.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Boy Aaron Rodgers. I don't understand how anybody likes this guy.
I understand and Now he's going to the Steelers.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
I mean he was just shooting off squirt guns a
week ago at a crowd doing live podcast with Mike Studd.
Now he is a stud the Pittsburgh Steelers. Hey, it's
Pittsburgh Morning Radio. How you like her quarterback? Hey? Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I hate him? That's all. Did you hear what he
said something about Adahusha some dark room? Aaron Rodgers says
he uses the sounds of dolphins having sex as therapy
for his body, and then it helps him heal. There's
ideas that some of the noises from the dolphins when
they're love making, the frequency of that is actually healing
(33:19):
to the body. What the hell is wrong with this guy?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
He's on a different frequency, man, What no, no, no,
Like if he's like, if you're a stealer and he
miss voluntary OTAs, he didn't want to do it, so
he didn't sign. Now he signs because some mini camp
or something that's coming up next week, he'll be there.
God Almighty, you have to be like, why are we?
I mean, he gives you a better chance to win
than Mason Rudolph. But I mean, good lord, he's walking
(33:46):
into that locker room. Everybody has to be like, oh God,
here comes this kooky dumb ass, like he really thinks
he you gotta make a dolphin noise too. Hey, hey, Terry,
how's that truck rout? Hey? I was wondering, man, what
podcasts you're listening to?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Hey, man, I like the Sore Losers Nation. I listen
all the time. It's a great podcast. What's your favorite thing?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I've been listening to a couple dolphins. It is hilarious,
like hilarious, funny, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I can feel my achilles healing when they are love making,
when they're going, when flippers getting It's like, wow, man,
all of a sudden, my achilles is feeling so much better.
Like where I just don't understand how people are so crazy?
How stupid are we.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Arnold? Do you have you ever heard of that kind
of like a podcast or whatever a sound frequency. Abby
actually says that sound like that. I'll give you an example.
I mean that did kind of sound like it similar voice.
(34:57):
Thanks man for being vulnerable.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
We really appreciate you opening up to the audience. Man,
I got I gotta say, I mean, unbelievable, dude, I
want to know.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Was it part of his plan to go on tour
with Mike Studd. They were doing these so Mike Studd
just doesn't do music, he also does deep talks, and
so he was talking deep with Aaron Rodgers about life
and about your legacy, and Aaron Rodgers he doesn't give
a about his legacy, and then Mike's Studd, he kind
of has has a softer voice. He goes, Man, the
(35:32):
legacy's crazy. You just want to be happy. I think
the best legacy you could leave is just being happy.
And I think Rogers is the same, but Rogers only
it's supposed to be like this deep podcast and they go,
h hey, Aaron Rodgers, what do you think about your legacy?
And Eric goes, I just really don't give up about it,
and then Mike Studd gets all deep about it. But
my point was saying that is was his plan for
(35:54):
a month to go on this podcast tour, shooting squirt guns,
Mike Studd singing his rap, Hey, if you want to
get you something, all you got to get it, get
it some swish swish Mike Studd like I hit Mike Trout,
hitting home runs like Mike Trout. And then he's just
gonna announce a couple of days into June he's gonna
be on the team. He had a calendar that literally
(36:16):
said tour with Mike Studd in May and June first,
Pittsburgh Steely time.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
That's one hundred percent what he's saying, Dude, that's absolutely
what he's saying, like he's one hundred it all planned out. Okay,
voluntary OTAs are this week. I'm definitely not going to
those because I need to go out and do whatever
I'm doing and hang out and yell Mike Trout hitting
home runs. Hit Mike Trout hitting home with swishish. That way,
(36:45):
I don't have to go through the conditioning that everybody
else does, even though I'm a new guy and I
should probably try to learn the offense, but I'm not
gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
And then I'm gonna sign right after that when there's
like a week thing come, I just I can't. I
can't with this dude. I freaking hate him.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I gotta give props though, to Mike's stud He sent
me a bunch of gear Stevenson Ranch it's their brand. Yeah,
sent me a whole box of it, and there was
some of it well, I mean like legits like, dude,
we're talking eighty dollars shirts and stuff. So props to
him was because you d him or how does he
we just talked. He goes, dude, you've been a supporter
since day one? Man, what's your what's your mail in
your dress? I'm like, oh, yeah, I really have been
(37:22):
there since day one?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
And so but he got Mike Studd on the podcast.
I can get anybody whoever you want. Mike stud Okay,
I don't know who he is, so he doesn't even
go by that now. He goes by Mike, just Mike.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
So I he included a hat, the same hat that
Aaron Rodgers was wearing at the presser when he was
talking to Pat McAfee saying he hasn't picked his team yet.
Mike Scott gave me the same hat me and Rodgers
were wearing it.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I thought you were gonna say he was wearing the
same hat that he was wearing when he signed with
the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
He could have been I haven't seen those pictures.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
I don't even know if he's even signed. I don't
know if he just said he's the signer, if he's
actually officially signed. But Mike Tomlin. I feel like Mike
Tomlin is gonna hate this dude. Like I can't imagine
Mike Tomlin putting up with Dolphin banging in the locker room.
And that Picky boy. Where'd that Pritchett boy go? Who?
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Whatever?
Speaker 2 (38:13):
That was the receiver?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, the guy the ball catcher, he've done a nallas.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
But they got Dk Metcalf. Oh, I gotta get with
the trades. You didn't know they have Dk Metcalf.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I mean, has he played with him yet? Now it's
happened in the off season. We got Ty Lockett?
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Oh did you get Ty Lockett?
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:34):
You guys like to get the ghosts of former players
DeAndre Hopkins, Johnson, Murio Jones. And now we're going Tyler
freaking Lockett.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Did we do that with any quarterbacks?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Tannehill?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
May?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Now Tannehill was actually still decent. Who did you have it?
You got Jake Locker, he was a ghost of just anybody.
The fact that you drafted him Will Levis, I mean,
what happened to that guy? He's gone?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
But by them going cam Ward just this sidebar, that's
them admitting Will Levis was just the worst pick we
could have absolutely ever done.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Hey, Will Levis, you have
no future here.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
I mean he was on a mayonnaise jar, splitting his
legs on Broadway on a billboard a day ago. I
think all those endorsement deals might be washed up. I
think those might be gone out the window.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Mayonnaise calls him, Hey, man, love that you lathered and
stuff with the white cream, but appreciate what you did. Yep,
it was just twelve months all right. Yeah, have a
good day, Will Leavis.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Now that you're the starting cube, no longer the starting qub,
we're gonna go ahead and up. Do you have cam
Ward's number? So yeah, we were just gonna call him
see if he'd be interested in mayonnaise. I'm sorry, man,
Like you know, it's just bitness. You're not the starter anymore.
You're not gonna give us his number? All right, cool man, thanks,
so have a good day, Will.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
He'll be better than were last year.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Can't be much worse. Worst team in the league. I
mean they've won what three games?
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Three and this year they said the worst team their
top five. You got who are the five worst teams?
This off the dome. I looked at it earlier off
the dome.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
It's gonna be the Titans. Yep, I gave you that one.
Yeah no, no, you didn't give to me. I just
got it right. Hold on, hold on, let me think,
let me think.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Lend you thay truckers. You guys too in your trucks,
yell it out.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
We can hear you. The worst team, tractor operators. Oh,
gotta be the Giants, correct Russell Wilson. Yeah, I don't
know if Russell Wilson's gonna play or he got two? Okay, Giants.
Let me go by the divisions, Cleveland Browns. There you
(40:44):
got three?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Two more?
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Okay, we're going over here. You got Let me think,
let me think. We'll take a break and I'll come
back with the other two. Okay, Yeah, we're back. Man.
This is fascinating. No, no, this is this is really good. Okay.
It's not gonna be the Bears or anybody in that division.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I never know if a game's interesting or not. And
then people on Bobby bunch Of that was the best
game I've ever heard in my life. Wow, it changed
my life.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
I can't as an audio guy, I can't tell you
if games are interesting or.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Not hmm, okay, it's got to be the Oakland Raiders
or the Las Vegas Raiders. No, no, they like them
better than someone else. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
I'm not telling you. I gave you Titans. You said
you said Jets.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Did you say Jets?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
No, dang it, you said Giants with Russell Wilson. Did
you say Browns? Yeah, okay, there's one left. But this
is the worst one. This is projected to be the
worst team in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
This one is.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
But they say Cleveland top three worst because they got Schador,
they got you got Gabriel boy, you got the uh
Prickett back, you got a Prickett Richard whatever his name is.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Can he Pickett?
Speaker 1 (42:02):
There? This is the project to be the worst team
in the NFL, not the Titans.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Pickett lick it. Okay, it's obvious. It is not obvious.
It is not obvious. I am still going through the chart.
I mean, I mean, I can give you hints.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
You don't need to give me a hint. You don't
need to give me a hint because they think but
there's no oh oh turmoil, Oh I got it. New
Orleans Saints.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Thank you, Carr all of a sudden tells us he
broke his nuts and he can't ever play the game again.
He wants to play with his kids. A day in
the life of Derek Carr taking his kids to practice
and golfing.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
But he had a hurt shoulder. Makes no sense. Yeah,
he had a hurt shoulder, and he said, I just
in my good conscience, I couldn't just take thirty million
dollars from the Saints.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
And now they have Tyler plow me.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Oh, plow me, dude, plow me. He's going to be
the starter. Rattler is going to be sitting there at
the second. I don't know. They're gonna be so bad.
He played for Louisville.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Didn't see a Louisville game all year. If you guys
are up there in Kentucky Downs, I'm sorry, I don't
know a lot, but I did see some highlights. Well,
there's the one viral clip where Tyler plow me throughout
over through a receiver by fifteen yards at training camp.
That's not good at OTA's at Combine.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
I wonder if any other quarterbacks have overthrown some of
my fifteen yards.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
They are projected to be the worst team.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
They've projected what's their over underwins?
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Probably less than three. No, it has to be.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Four and a half wins, four and a half. This
won't show it. Maybe it won't show it. It just shows.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Okay, I'll do once. It's about even, so it would
be I don't know. I don't have the apps anymore,
so I'm just clicking.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
But here it is.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Okay, so even money is it's like five plus, it's
between five and seven.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
See, there you go. Five is a lot.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Five plus is minus one nine. No. See, I don't
have the apps. I'm just going by this random website.
NFL regular season.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Under Okay, I'm telling you it's five and a half.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Six.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
If you do the two money line at six, I
know how to read a statistic. They say, okay, it's
six for plowed. Dude, Okay, if you want to get plowed,
you bet the under six.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
That a T shirt, get plowed.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Bet the under. Yeah, if that was his name. Yeah,
under five and a half is minus one thirty five.
So there you go. There you go. Wow, what a game.
That was great? Man, that was great.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
I can't tell if people like games or not.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
No, that wasn't even a good that was actually fun,
because I mean, I couldn't think of it. I forgot
about the same time I gave you the titles that
I actually gave you the get Yeah, he gave me that.
I'm not a host? What do you want? No, you're
a host. No I'm not. No, you really are I'm not. Yeah, Hey, coachers,
quick update. I hate to keep making this about me,
but y'all are stuck with me on this ride at
this point. Had to follow up with the surgeon this morning.
(45:11):
One skin came back, still waiting for another. But what's
left to the tumor is malignant. Doctor feels okay about it,
but once my incision heals, I'm still gonna need chemo
or radiation for five weeks so that'll reset the recovery
and return to work and all that was told. I
have a normal life, but it could grow back in
fifteen to twenty years and I probably won't live to eighty.
(45:33):
So that is a weird, bizarre thing to hear. But
I'm okay. Y'all keep praying for me and supporting me.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
I'll need it.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Part of me feels okay, part of me is terrified,
but I'll get through it.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Taylor Callaway, that is Callaway and Callaway has cancer.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Okay, but let me say this.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
I'm working on a deal with Callaway Golf, but we
need him to agree to go with Callaway instead of
his actual name, Careway, so it would be the Sore
Loser's Nation would be the podcast brought to you by
Callaway Golf. But we need Callaway to agree to always
go by Callaway from here on out.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
That's interesting. I can I say this and I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
But Callowai, We're with you, we stand with you. The
socials continue to be turned all eyes on Callaway.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Can I say I'm an idiot? Because I read his
post and it said, oh, it's malignant and I was like, yes,
maligna is bad. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
And also the radiation, chemo stuff cancer.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
That's when I read the next line and it says
I'm still gonna need chemo or radiat and I'm like what?
And I told my wife, I was like, why would
he need radiation if it's malignant.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
I think he wanted the Sore Loss Nation. He wanted
to give it to us with softly.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Right, And she said, what you want? What it's if
it's not, it's benign, is what she told me. And
I was like, I am such an idiot because when
I swear to you, when I read that line, I
was like, oh my gosh, that's good. Oh my gosh,
did you comment that's great news?
Speaker 1 (47:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (47:02):
No, no, Luckily I read the whole post before I commented, like,
Luckily I did, that's awesome news.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
No said I won't live to eighty. No no, no,
I mean will any of us?
Speaker 2 (47:13):
You definitely won't. You'll have a heart attack when you're
seventy two. But you're entry. I literally literally messed it up.
But Callawai, We're with you. Sore Losers Nations with you. Man.
That's a rough one. That's a rough one. I was
hoping for better news than that, but we didn't get it.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
The Sore Losers Nation brought to you by Callaway Golf,
strong supporters of Callaway and his recovery.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Back to you. That's about it. Man. What times Billy
get in?
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Uh were talking to real time? Because that's like an
hour and he's going to be hit me with a
billion text. Me and Justin are the only two people
that work today of the group of twenty everybody else
apparently has the cushiest jobs ever. So I go justin
get ready. It's going to be a flood in the
text thread until we're off because nobody else underst We
work Fridays and Mondays. Billy said he might stay over
(48:02):
till Monday. I text Billy back with like the throw
up face. I go, Yeah, Nashville's a blast on Monday.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (48:10):
You probably just need to sleep it off.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Dude, who stays anywhere until Monday? Like? Who can swing
that at work? Like?
Speaker 2 (48:19):
What life do people live?
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Man?
Speaker 2 (48:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah, Billy, Broadway's a blast on Monday. I'll meet up
with you guys.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Wank wank be in the country snoozing. Bro Like, hey man,
well be hey, we better get you out of here.
You gotta go. You gotta drop the bags. I gotta
listened draw. I don't know what I have to do
the I'm gonna hang out with my kids and my wife.
I got a text from random kid Cody said, hey man,
there's still a tea time available. Damn I Bro can't
(48:48):
do it, Sprinkles can't do it. So you have a
great weekend. Everybody. We're out of here Cma fest. Oh wait,
maybe we should read this email? You want to hear
this email? Hey? Can I get the email music?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Can you let me know when you're done. I'm gonna
use another studio, but I'll hop in when you guys
are wrapped up. Wayne D might also need a studio.
We're backclogged and be bat graded.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Would you give me the email music? This is our
annual email Coachers is a cat dick? Is he back
in rehab? No? US teachers from New Mexico finished another long,
tiring and thirsty school year. Instead of six of us, there.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Are now eight.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Monica and Janelle are our newest members of the Sore
Losers Nation. Not only do they enjoy slippery nipples, they
also rock when it's tied to pull up, and they're
always they They're always in so in that it's hard
to pull out. I texted you in real time we
(49:48):
were done. I'm sorry, McKitty. We would like to congratulate
all teachers, principals and all school staff completing another school year.
Have a RESTful, tasteful, enjoybuls have a wrestful, tasteful and
joyful summer break. Rosette Emily Loretta Janelle, Monica, Alyssa, Annette,
(50:11):
and Brianna for New Mexico. Those are our teachers that
do the slippery nipples.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
I'm gonna get a slippery nipple shot on Broadway.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Hey for the teachers. This is for New Mexico. All right,
we really got to go.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Man, Billy will do one, but it'll be an actual
slippery nipple.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yeah, I would. I mean we should get at least
a picture of the teachers so we can put them
up and say, hey, here are New Mexico teachers. Maybe
we can sore loser's nation and love connection. Who knows,
but hey, welcome to the nation.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
Girls. Send us an NSWF one.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Whoa whoa whoa not safe work for
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