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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Yeah, Oh, what, there's something we got to talk about
that we haven't talked about.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hmm, what could that be in the news?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Something in the news that we have to talk about
that we haven't talked about.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
That you were a huge part of, and you haven't
brought it up anywhere, and we could potentially go viral.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Something in the news. The Ryder cup.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, that man, you sitting there lifting your shirt up,
picking your nose on national television.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
That'll do it.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
That didn't really, that didn't register as must talk about
again two weeks later. I think we already covered that.
I have it.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'll tell you that's just a tease.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You don't want to tell me right now.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
No, let the truckers think about it a little bit.
I wonder what it is, something about some lot lizards.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
What about what about the farmers. You think they're thinking
about it right now? Eh?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I believe they're in the off season.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
They're not farming right now. Really, once the corn is done,
you're done. Yeah, Now, there ain't nothing in the fall.
People plant in the spring. I thought you do pumpkins
in the fall.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
They could, but I just don't see any pumpkin crops.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
And it's almost too late.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Pumpkin sissons in three weeks.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
They should have already started that. I think the corn
pushed them back so they couldn't get to the pumpkins.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I got a question, and call me stupid. What about peas?
Do peas grow on a farm?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, all that stuff grows, But the real thing is
does it grow good here in Nashville? Because what I
learned is corn. All this crap here ain't the edible
kind that's even farther south.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
This is the stuff they give the hogs and they
give So.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
You're telling me the corn that you see is not
used for human consumption. Why would there's enough of a
business to farm all that land for corn to feed
hogs hogs?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And it's also makes two or it makes fuel some
sort of something.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Or maybe they sell it to whiskey because corn makes
whiskey and whiskey makes girls frisky.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I almost think they chop the whole stalk up and
make some sort of mixture and fuel, biofuel, burn it.
I don't know it does something, but what I've been
told is it's farther south Georgia, Florida. All that crap
that's your sweet corn. That's your corn, you're eating its stores.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Wow, that's a little disappointing. I thought the corn that
you were providing by your house was I was getting
at the local Kroger.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
And now it makes sense. That's why they didn't care
that it died. So they really don't even need rain.
They know this climate can make that corn enough to
where they can make the biofuels out of it.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Very interesting. Should we start the show and then I
have I don't know how we should approach this, but
we got invited to something, and I just want to
take your temperature on attending hot.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And heavy, man, let's go.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, is a big deal.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
My temperatures balmy and sweaty.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Hey, how are you? It's not that my temperature is
balmy and sweaty. It's just I'm wondering what you're feeling.
It's it's a it's a kind of a big thing.
It's an interesting thing, but it's gonna take some effort
on your part.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Well, we've all been to those events where you go, man,
I can't believe I went to blank there's some weddings,
some of the intern's weddings I went to, and I go,
I can't believe I went to that, but maybe I
was closer to those people than life happens. Yeah, man,
I can't believe I went to blank. But I hopefully
(03:39):
this isn't one of those things.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
No, no, no, it's a very I mean it's it's interesting.
I think you would enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Something to do with a no no stripper, script club.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
No no, no, nothing like that. Script club, Pacmangon script club.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Uh right.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I knew there was a way to say it where
you're not saying the actual word script.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Claw a thing he said like that.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh the one duo ude sore loser. What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
What up, y'all? It iscs it. I'm from the north.
I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the north side
of Nashville. Baser a lot of corn. They've harvested all
of that. Now it's going to market. It's gone. It's
mostly just Blake Fields right now. We have two point
two acres, two point two kids, a Vanderbilt, and then
I have a heart attack when I'm seventy two and
a half. Wait, you come out there, man, there is
a lot of houses being.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Built, lots of them.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
There's been two more since you saw my place.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yes, I did not know if that was gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
But I keep asking.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Bazer do we really care? And she goes, maybe we'll
have cool neighbors, and I said, that's a great point.
I really don't care because we have our two point
two acres.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I really don't care. I like houses, I like people.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
And it actually kind of keeps looking more and more
cool because there's all these houses, and then we have
two acres and nobody else has two acres.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I mean, pretty soon there's gonna be a McDonald's that
pops up right and you're like down the street from you.
That's when it's like, ah, man, I moved to the
country and now there's a McDonald's here.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
No, that's not a joke. There's a lot adjacent to
us on the other side that people go. Hopefully doesn't
get bought up by big business, because yes, there will
be a fast food restaurant there.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yes, And there's just gonna be a strip center and
you're gonna have your your Target or your Walmart. You're
gonna have your nail salon, you're gonna have you know,
your turbo tax, You're gonna it's all gonna be the
same as the big city dose Bros.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
And Wing stop. I know where you're going with that.
But the question is do I care? And the answer
is no, as long as I still have some corn,
got a house and property. I drive into the city,
I go to the country. I'm fine with that stuff.
When you buy, you know development's gonna happen. I'm actually
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fine with it as well as there's still at least
a sprinkling of cornfields.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
My question, I maybe this is a dumb question. How
far is it to the nearest grocery store for you?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Five miles?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Oh? Really?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, it's really close.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
It's not bad.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah it's I cut where you and me drove through. Yeah,
it's one more block to where we finished up.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Got it? Yes, Okay, See I just driving. It seems
like there's not a grocery store within one hundred mile radius.
But obviously I'm taking different roads, so I didn't go
through the main roads. I didn't see the grocery store.
That's what I think about when I drive through a
small town, like when we're road tripping to Texas or
road tripping to North Carolina, or road tripping into wherever
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the heck you're road tripping it to. And you see
these people that live out in the middle of nowhere,
I just imagine they they can't just run to the
store to get something.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You can't. My mom used to bring a cooler.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
That's wild.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, that's how far we live from a grocery store. Now,
we're fine.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
When I worked at Sam's back in the day, people
used to come with their coolers and I'm like, why
do you have coolers? Like, Oh, we live two and
a half hours from here. You come two and a
half hours to the grocery store. Good deals, that's bananas.
Oh it's our Bogos blue light specials.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I hear you.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
That means you can only go to the grocery store
once a week, once every two weeks.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Right, because it's definitely a nuisance to trying to have
to drive that far, absolute nuisance, and the grocery stores
is what we're trying to get at living country life.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
And also you're not familiar with that drive. The more
you do it, the quicker it is.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Oh no, it drives forever.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
It is still, it is due.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I've done it a few times, and every time I'm like,
this is so far out here. Like if I go
and I'm gonna play golf with brother at the course.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
By his house, Yeah, it feels like I am driving
for Ebber, I'm never gonna get there. My drive is
so fast.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I listen to my podcast that I'm home, even though
it takes now in traffic, probably an hour. Oh it
doesn't seem like but a minute, bro, I love podcasts.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I don't love traffic. That's one thing I do not love.
I do not appreciate it. I don't understand it. I can't.
I don't people that sit in traffic. I just want
to know their mental state, because it has to be miserable.
Why would you not just lay under your desk and
take a nap instead of sitting in traffic for an hour,
Sleep for forty five minutes, and then the traffic will
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be gone. You can drive home in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I'll keep that rhetorical, and I actually love it. I
would agree with you on that. Why do you think
I leave at midnight? The other part to that is
grocery stores This will blow your mind. This is counterintuitive.
We're actually closer to a grocery store in the country
right now than we were when we live downtown. When
we live downtown, this is five years ago. Now there's
a DG down there. Now there's a Public's over there.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I get that.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
What is a DG?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Dollar General?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
They have groceries, they don't have enough.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Okay, So I'm telling you there was nothing downtown but
a gas station across the bridge. We had to drive
to one hundred Oaks, which was a twenty minute time.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
That's a long way.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Man, are closer in the country to a grocery store
than we were downtown Nashville.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It was weird living downtown because it's.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Really like they don't They're not trying to cater to
people to survive. It's oh cool, put a five star steakhouse. Well,
who the F's gonna go there? A tourist, not a local,
US locals. I have friends come visitly, Hey man, I'm
gonna get a popper on the corner.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I'm like, good luck.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
There's not a gas station but across the bridge, and
these restaurants are closed, and it's the weekend, so it's
deserted unless there's tour is here. It is weird living
downtown because it's not made for people to live down there.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
That's like Austin. Back in the day. I remember going
to Sixth Street and people are like, Oh, let's go
down there. Earth. There was no downtown eating, there was
no downtown living. There was nothing until like two thousand
and five. I feel like, all of a sudden, then
it's like, huh, maybe we should build some condos, Maybe
we should put some restaurants down here. And then also
(10:00):
and boom explosion.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
And I want you to get back to your thing
event we're going to But South Beach is maybe this
is hilarious, not hilarious. This is a terrible transition word.
This is interesting because South Beach lived on the west
side of Austin, not the west side of Nashville.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Don't get confused.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
South Beach lived in Austin.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yes, he lived in Austin before I lived there. I
moved there and lived with South Beach.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I thought he lived in San Marcus.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
He did, and then we both moved to Austin.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Didn't. So when you worked at the radio station, you
were living with South Beach in and around.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I was either living with Miller or South Beach was
a two months time. Wow, Billy, it was all in
and around.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
That's wild. Now my question is do you still talk
to Miller. You haven't talked to him in years, haven't.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
No, you've recently got off Instagram. He goes, I'm done
with this, see you guys later. But I was following
him there and with sometimes DM.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
But you don't have his number.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I do.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
I don't know if it still works, but yeah, our
relationship just kind of moved apart. We just drifted a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
That sucks, but still fascinated by the guy.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Okay, But South Beach lived on the west side of
Austin and he goes, this is so great.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
We're in the hills Westlake. This is awesome. He goes,
I'm gonna live downtown. Well, what he found is when
he lived downtown, everybody in Austin back then left downtown
on the weekends. So old everybody, everybody it's cool to
go out on a Saturday night on a Friday night, Well,
South Beach goes, Dude, on a Saturday morning, I've never
seen a more deserted, lonely place.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I'd rather live in a desert. He goes. Everybody vacates
the city and goes to their lakes, goes to their
homes and the burbs.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
He goes.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I never realized that until I live down here. It sucks.
Kind of it's changed now.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
But it has absolutely changed. But you're one hundred percent right.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
That's what he said to me.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
It was an abandoned place. And if you did, if
you were one of the few people that lived downtown,
there weren't There weren't very many restaurants down there. It
wasn't like you wake up in the morning like, oh,
let's go get brunch at this place. There was none
of that. No, it was the It was a weird thing.
But then I think about it, I'm like, how baller
would it have been to have downtown living when you're
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in your early twenties, Right, you go to the bars, like, ah, girl,
you want to come back to my place? Where do
you live? See the top of that building right there,
That's where I live. And then you don't have to
worry about a cab. It's a five minute walk. It's
not a oh you know, she can lose interest by
the sign. We find a cab. And then we got
to take a cab all the way across town and
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you know it is a three minute walk to my building.
Let's go after party.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Bam, you're literally explaining South Beach. He had his place,
Billy lived a block off of sixth Street. But what
did it lead to is you tend to get more
drunk the times that South Beach live downtown, Him and
his chick would get in fallout fights because we'd get
too hammered. Me and Bezer when we live downtown, the
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biggest fights we've had, we'd get too hammered because you
just get to walk home. You get more drunk and
inebriated when you think to yourself at a bar, Oh
I only got a walk a block.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Cool, let's get hammered.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
You're more responsible now when you're getting an ubers. You're
more responsible when you're in the country and you can
only have one drink.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
At the bar. Stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
When me and Besil live down to dude, it leads
to actually worse relationships Baller, but you get in bigger fights.
Billy and his chick.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
God knows are divorced. Now, Oh is that shit?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Yes, Billy had the life, but they got in huge
fights because they'd get black out on Sixth Street because
guess what they said, Hey, you just want to go
back to my place at the block away penthouse?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
How cool would that be?
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Exactly what you just said right now? Never thought of that.
I always thought, Man, this is awesome.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Downtown living is convenient, but it's not convenient when you
get in ten times bigger fights that take weeks to
sort out.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Why not move to the.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Country and all you fight about is the corn?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, I can see how that happens, and I do.
I do say. One thing I miss about not going
out as much is I miss seeing the drunken fights
that people get in. Sonny the end of the night,
you see the girls on the curb crying. Usive the
verbal the verbal ah where you did threty man, we're done,
We're done. Like I forgot to say. I was walking
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through New York when I was in New York City
a couple of weeks ago, and we were walking to
get the train out to the Ryder Cup. So it's
Sunday morning at like eight thirty am.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Busy. I saw the Tic TACs man.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
And woman walking down the street. She's like, just take
me home, take me home. I don't ever care about
you anymore. This relationship is so done, so done. We're
never gonna work. This is over. Let's just go home.
Just in this, like take me home, never talk to
me again, lose my number. And he's just walking silently,
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and she's like, you're not even gonna respond to that,
and he goes, we're fine, we love each other. No,
we are so dune. Just let's go home. This is over.
We don't need to be here anymore. So I think
they were on vacation in New York City and it
wasn't going well, and she was ready to go home
just in this trip, in this relationship, and him he
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wasn't gonna get all worked up, and he's like, we're fine,
let's just go take a nap whatever. I don't know
if they'd been up all night, if they went to
their brunch spot and it wasn't open, someone didn't plan properly.
But they were fighting hard at eight thirty in the morning.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I was gonna say, the time really makes it seem
they're probably not doing well well.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
No, they looked like they had showered, like they didn't
look homeless.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Know what I'm saying? Relationship wise? I bet they broke up,
since I.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Would imagine that that maybe cooler heads prevailed and they
had a civilized talk and maybe decide to go their
separate ways, or maybe the plane ride home was like
they're like, oh, you know what, New York just overwhelming.
I love you, I love you. Let's get back together.
I don't know it would be a long ride home,
but she was ready to go home. Just take me home,
Just take me home.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Why do you think I come to work at midnight?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
At least three nights a week, there's a couple fighting
off our patio right here about an uber. They get
confused because it goes underground here. This street's the one
that goes underneath the bridge. Yeah, so they think the uber,
and they think their apartment, and they think their Airbnb
is either above ground or below ground. And it's confusing, apparently,
because right down here it's always I'm telling you, they're
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over there. What are you talking about? It's over on
the other side of the street. But what they don't realize,
once you go across the bridge, you're above ground. Right here,
you'll then be below ground. So that's the confusion. They
would try to chase an uber that's above ground.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
You get that right? Yeah, I know, I now I
see what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, so they're at the right place, but they need
to go down then, so they're really like, it's actually
below the gas station. So they're looking for a place like,
let's say, adjacent to there, and they're like, how do
you get there? All it is a bridge. Well, if
you go down just one block, it's no longer a
bridge and you're on flat ground.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
It's the hardest thing is finding the Like when I
go downtown Broadway, I would never be an Uber driver
down there because trying to find the drunk people in
the middle of this mass chaos would be impossible. I
mean it was hard enough to find a cab back
in the day, let alone find the uber. Gotta go
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three blocks over, No, I mean so hard.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Ninety percent of the people we ride with say, I
don't mess with that. They said, the absolute best is
a scheduled rides to the airport. It's guaranteed they never
cancel because they're at least responsible to do.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
It because they're going to the airport.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
They said, all you gotta do is like four or
five of those in the morning. You make decent money.
Hope for a couple brunch back and forth to downtown.
They said they're out of anywhere in the vicinity of
downtown by three four pm.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Yeah, I wouldn't go down there. And that's what I
have found out about this one Uber drive. When I
was in where were we at? Where we Oh, we
were in New York? No? Were we in New York? No?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Was there big buildings? No?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Where the hell was I was?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (18:09):
I was here in Nashville, England. No, No, I was
in Nashville. I got into Uber and he was like,
I only do a five mile radius. There's a five
mile radius. I'll go in and that is it. He goes.
Uber does not like my acceptance.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Rate because he always rejects rides because it's like they're
trying to go downtown or they're trying to go outside
his five mile radius. He goes, that's all I do,
five mile radius.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Uber doesn't like it. They can take it or leave it.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Well, I think I'm in the radius.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Then then he said, hey, man, do you know what
did you hear about the Mexican firefighter. I'm like no,
what He goes, did you know what he named his
two kids? I'm like, no, and he goes Jose and
hose b.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Oh it comes with comedy and I wish.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
He told he told me another joke. Uh, I don't
remember the other one. But he started telling me jokes
and I was like, oh my gosh, and they weren't funding.
Oh that's good man, that's good.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
One of my uber drivers. I thought it was kind
of interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
He goes, when I was picking you guys up, I thought,
apparently near us is a goat yoga okay, and he goes,
it's a Saturday. Usually he's batched the ratt trips will
go do goat yoga. I was like, oh, so you
thought you're picking up five chicks instead, it's a dude
that's depressing.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
It's Baser's account. He's like, yeah, another girl ride.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I roll up with two white claws.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
And he's like, oh, man, get in the back, dude, justin. Justin.
He's like, oh cool man, we're going to rain.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
And never told you about what we're gonna do. They
take a break, Yeah, we'll take a break and I'll
take that to the break. Do it?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
You want to keep going? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Just do another one?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Okay, Oh okay, let me hit play on the tim er. Here.
Oh wait, now, yeah, I'm messed up. So I got
a message man, and I I don't know if we
want to do this, if you want to do this,
but it's up to you.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
It's from our guy that likes to gamble that's gonna
go bankrupt, right Brandon, Brandon? How did I guess?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Because you know he's the one that it's he's a
he just I mean, he can't stop. He has an
itching for gambling every minute of the day.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Well, he hasn't lost the house. It was looking pretty
good in the Facebook post.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Oh you saw his house? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
I was saying something like, hey, guys, I'm looking for
a type of Egyptian wheat grass with what looks good?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Is this okay? He's like this is would I use
some shrubs?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
And there was a gate and there was a fence
and uh look Lake Suburbia.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Really I saw your post about that, but I didn't
see his response. I might go check this out.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Man.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
So he's got a big house.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I was like, yeah, gate, he'll usually do the trick.
I was trying to go with the natural way. Uh yeah,
I agree that he seems to be doing all right
because what he invited us to I'm like, how does
he have access to this?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
But here you want to hear it? Yeah, he said,
got something for you to consider. Friday, November eleventh, Memphis
plays two lane. I have sweet tickets to the game.
Callaway is coming up and I have three tickets left.
Was thinking if you and Ray wanted to join up
(21:20):
in the suite with the hat, love to have you
guys come over. Then after the game, we'll take an
easy stroll down the street to Tunica. Let me know
if this is something that interests you guys. What was
the date? November tenth, seventh, It's a Friday, and they
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play the two lane green Way.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
That's a huge one. Reds laugh.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I mean, is that one of those two teams is
going to get into the twelve team playoff?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I think I agree with that. Yeah, that's why it's
a pretty good one.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
It's a big game, and he has sweet access. And
then we'll just take a little stroll down.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
To Tunica, the little innocent stroll.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
And I don't know how far. I mean, it seems
like that would be a little bit farther than a
little stroll Memphis to Tunica.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
I'd say twenty minutes. I'd done it.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Fifty two minutes. How the hell are we gonna get
from Memphis to Tunica.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Maybe he's offering their ride.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
He's gonna be drinking. Oh okay, if you're in aen
that far, it's that far. I drove it. I swear
it was.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Dude, you're telling me it was four hours to Tunica
from here. Good gosh. And then it's like, how so
we get a hotel room in Tunica. That's a tough
wake up that next day, But it's better than being
in Memphis. You know, Vegas has the vibe of the
city and the winds and losses. Tunica that vibe is uh, downtrodden,
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depressed and dejected.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Yeah, I agree with that, But I mean I would
rather wake up in Tunica than wake up in Memphis,
because in Memphis you may be waking up on the street.
You don't know where you're gonna be.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I heard their making it cleaner.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Wow, there's no way to make that place cleaner. It's awful.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I think they brought in the National Guard.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Oh I didn't know that. But Marshall Lawrey, that is
his proposition to us is to take a little jaunt
down to Memphis for a game.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I would say tantalizing.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
It's very tantalizing. I could say very good offer.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Sweet Tunica free tickets.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Long drive, that's the issue. It's a long drive. Memphis
seems like it's close, but it's three hours.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
Let's be real, Beth Page, was easier for you to
get to yeah, because I just sat on a train.
Could we take a flight?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
No, because there's no direct flights to Memphis, so you
would have to fly somewhere to somewhere. It'd be a
ten hour travel day.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
We go to Memphis via Kansas City. We go to
Memphis via Los Angeles. It's amazing. You just got to
go to LA back to Memphis, dude, and it's only
eighty five dollars. That would be amazing. Where are you
guys going, not leaving the state? How's it going?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
We're going to Memphis big game resclaf against uh uh
Anthony Hardaway.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Yeah, Ampony Hardaway and the Memphis Tigers. So that is
the situation. It is on the table. I don't know
if you need to think about it, if you don't
need to commit right now, I don't think.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
I say we think about it, yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
But we can't think too long. I mean, this is
a few weeks away, and Calloway's going, Calloway's going, Wow,
you can't pass up many of those, man, No, you
really can't. Getting the boys back together, Yeah, getting the
band back together before Coaches Convention five will be brainstorming
things we could do at CC five with them.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Is his wife in or we just gonna be talking
guy talk the whole time because you know somebody, we
got to mind the p's and q's if the wives
are around.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Otherwise we can have some locker room to.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I don't know, his wife's pretty crazy, Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I mean I feel like we can let loose a
little bit more. Yeah, we can talk about you know, some.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
And who would the other ticket go to? Because it's
me and you and then there's an extra third ticket.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I M, why not bless a homeless person?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I don't really want to smell with it. I don't
want to smell with that. I mean, and Memphis homeless
people are different than regular homeless people.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
And it's like, how good do they put on a
good face until they're trying to ask us for a crack?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Yeah? So, I mean, I don't know who we would invite.
I don't know how I don't think it's up to
us to invite someone. I guess they would invite someone, right,
But that's it.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
He invited. I've never been in a suite. We got
to think about it, and is Memphis Stadium?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Where is it? Is it downtown? Because if it is,
I'm out, it's got to be on the outskirts.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
It has to be on the outskirts. There's no way
they would build a college downtown.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
What if it's right next to Beal Street. It's like
an old city.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
I just feel like now they're moving more colleges downtown.
It's just like, no, Beale is a possibility.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
I don't think i'd go to Bille. I'd go to Tunica.
I don't know how we get there though, So that's it.
I've never had that nice of an offer, and that
seems pretty fun.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
What did you respond?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Circle back in a month, I said, let me talk
to Sison and he gave a thumbs up.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Okay. We needed a side though, because he probably needs
to find some place.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, because if he if we're not gonna go, he's
gonna need someone to use those tickets?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Can we segue? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Would you like to segue?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah? Go for the thing that's gonna make us viral?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
You were the let me hit this not even necessarily viral.
I just think it's an important moment.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
It could have possibly been the sort losers convention twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
And you were the last.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Living person to talk to Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman
when they were together as a couple, when we were.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
At the hockey game. I have video of it. I
have them in the suite, touching him, scratching her back,
them hanging out. It was the possibly the last existing
video of them lovey dovey before things started.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
To go downhill.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Did you experience anything that you could have thought would
lead to this?
Speaker 3 (26:59):
No, because because our conversation was very good and they
seemed very happy. Was just after the holidays. They were
just back from being in Australia and going to see
family and friends. They had been down there for a
few weeks, and we just talked about the kids. They
asked about my kids. They you know, we hugged. I
hugged Nicole. It was a very you know, good five
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minute conversation. How long didn'tnic Cole hold onto the hug that?
So you're thinking maybe there was a little jealousy issue.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
No, I'm just wondering was there an issue at the
Were they offended by something a Sore Losers convention members said,
because they did at one point shield my camera.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
They thought I was being a little too invasive with
the camera on them.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Didn't one of some of our people meet them. Yes,
we did get a picture with Keith as we were
going down the ice for the bubble battle where the
two ladies ran into each other on the ice, and
we got a picture sure with Keith. And I do
know that the Sore Losers. When I walk back in
the suite, you guys were all standing at the door,
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and I'm like, what the hell is going on? And
you guys had expected me to bring Keith and Nicole
into the suite, and I have since then, it's been
eleven months. Since then, ten months, I've felt guilty because
here's the thing. I never even thought about saying, Hey, Keith, Nicole,
you want to come over and meet some of our listeners.
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I didn't even think about that. We were just talking
about you know, vacation and family and life and the
Nashville Predators, and you know, our love for hockey, and
that's the last time. That's the last conversation I'm gonna
have with them too. And the obviously again, I mean
I could talk to them separate, but they I won't
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ever see them together again.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Did they buy tickets to the Sore Losers Convention? No,
but they were adjacent to the Sore Losers Convention suite.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
We were in proximity.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah. They were two sweets.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Over guys, the last public outing and they were at
the Sore Loser's convention of them being together.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Yeah, they were two sweets over to our left. And
at one point Keith looked over, saw me, pointed, and
then pointed for me to go outside of the suite
and meet him in the hallway. And I was like,
what does he want to talk about? Does he want
me to, you know, talk about how he sang the
national anthem? Like what was the And he went out
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there and I didn't know that he was going to
have a conversation and then he brings Nicole with them,
and I'm like, whoa, this just got real.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
And in the video. So I was in the suite
and I was video and everything they were doing. Little
did I know it is me the final existing relic
of them being together, and I was also hoping you
would maybe walk out there.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
I was gonna try and get you. He's just doing
the video work.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
There's a point when there was a fight on the ice,
and in my video, Nichole's doing the punch thing to Keith,
and I thought she was imitating what they were doing
on the ice.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
What if that was real?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Like, what if that was like, Oh, we're fighting in
real life, I'm fighting for our marriage. All the signs
were right there. Dang, I didn't think about that when.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
You talked to him where you're like, Keith Nicole, how
are things? How's the marriage?
Speaker 3 (30:13):
I did ask him on a one to ten scale
how happy they were? And I said, and then I said,
on a one to ten.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Well, lunchbox, it's funny you ask what number is rock bottom?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I said, on a scale one to ten, what is it?
What are the odds that you'll never be at a
press game together again?
Speaker 5 (30:31):
Lunch of I think better odds are heard dating one
of these players than me answering that question.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
How you been man?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
How's it going? Mate? Yeah? I saw no signs of
trouble in the water, man.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Nicole, let's head out.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
I saw you guys hugged a little bit too long
on you and mister Lunchbox. We're gonna head out lunch nice,
seeing you don't get any more handsy than you already are.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
We'll see you guys later. That was it. See what
you're saying is I should have saw it, should have
seen something.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
They're the ones that instigated you guys all hanging out.
What if that was them just being like, hey, this
is gonna be our last final chance to say goodbye
to Lunchbox as a couple, and you're just shooting the
crap from the hip.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
You had no idea.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yeah, I had a couple drinks and I just thought
it was just us hanging out having fun.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
How are you doing, Keith? How's it going well, Lunchbox?
We brought you overhead to have a pretty serious conversation.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Mate.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
We want to tell you we're about to break up.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
You break up, you know what I'm saying, break up
that file on the ice?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
How are you all been well?
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Lunchbox?
Speaker 5 (31:34):
That's actually what we're here to tell you about, something
pretty serious.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
What's more serious than getting drunk and walking hockey? Lunchbox?
Speaker 5 (31:41):
We're actually trying to tell you something here, Come here, Nicole,
Come on. Okay, Lunchbox, we just our last time being
out in public together.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
I know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I'm famous too.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
I'm famous. I know that life.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Well, you gots take it easy. Well, Lunchbox, we're trying
to take it easier separately, well hopefully weed.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Him and Nicole separate too long?
Speaker 5 (32:03):
HATI, Lunchbox, do you please understand what I have been
trying to tell you?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Jer Keith a little drunk, see you again, Barbarie Bone Show,
see oh, Lunchbox. I hope he understood what I was
trying to tell him, Nick trying to tell him of
breaking up.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
And then I came back in the suite, was like, guys,
Keith wants them to break up the second line. He
wants the forward to go to the third line and
the forward from the third line to move up to
the second line. He thinks the president need to make
a few changes. Kept talking about breaking things up, and yeah,
I don't know, man, I didn't know. He was so
good at hockey and analysis and maybe he should be
the hockey coach.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
And that's why when I was videoing them that you
can see in the video. I'm gonna repost it.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
You can see his bouncer or security coming right at
me because they didn't want that to be the last
video of them together.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
And we had no idea. We were completely blinded.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
We were in the dark.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Yeah, to all this in convention mode.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Yeah. And if they would have told me then I
would have kept it a secret. They would they could
have trusted me, And I hope they knew that and
felt that. But man, that's sad.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I mean, they were freaking talking to you probably about that,
and you were a little topsy and I did.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
I said, oh, did you see the dessert carts right
over there? Because the dessert cart was right outside of
our suite at that time.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Bucks, it's the final time. We're gonna lip it lick
any whipe whipped cream bikinis.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I know what you mean, ice cream with that whip cream,
little cherry on top that gold got two of them.
I'll to you guys later, have a Sunday on me
or on her. Ah, see you guys later. See the colt.
The whole time, they're trying to tell you, and we're hey,
let's have in a moment of silence and we'll take
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a break for their relationship. It's time thirty three, forty
six one, keep going, Yeah, I just rocket rocket.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
I don't know what else you want to talk about, man,
So I think.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
We've covered the huge offer from Memphis.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Yes we did.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Keith and Nicole.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Their final outing was potentially at the Sore Losers convention.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
And then, oh, I know, speaking of final outing ever
since the birthday have I don't know if you're they're
talking about this, if you're talking about this, but uh,
Justin and.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Whose birthday mine? His?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yours? Yours?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Angelina? Yeah, they don't hang out.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
I thought it rekindled that night.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
No, No, I just don't think they're gonna work out.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
There are two different paces in life right now.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
She I almost feel like, I mean, most girls, it
just takes a girl to settle a guy down. Seems
like these guys just want to keep going Broadways. And
I feel like she's trying to move to the German town,
settle down with a dog and a family and a
life and children, whereas Justin's still on that Broadway, fast
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paced life.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
It's just they're two different speed cars right now. Yeah,
that's tough when he still wants to hit Broadway and
she's looking for patio and a cup of coffee.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
That's just that's a recipe for disaster.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
And the funniest thing is when we all first met
each other, he had met Angelina before me, but we
were all in the clubhouse. Baser said, you're not hanging
out with that girl. She really didn't even know her.
It was just Baser being Baser, you know women. Yeah,
But I mean now we're all the best of friends.
Every time Laura's like, hey, Angelina inviting her, inviting her,
I'm like, well, remember when you used to not like
Angelina no reason, she just didn't want me being around her.
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Tractive woman, mountaintops upper shelf. It's understood. But now Baser
understands that she's amazing, So it's just crazy.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I'm always like, hey, remember the time when you guys,
when you hated her exactly? But yeah, do you remind
me we didn't have a brunch again with Justin and
the whole get the whole band back together?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, man, maybe I can make this brunch this time,
so you would come to one that's not even surrounding
a birthday. You did it at a bad time. I
told you, if you do it when my kids don't
have a soccer game, then it's a little bit different.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Well, and you caught us at a bad time right now,
we're not doing brunches for a month.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Oh yeah, we're saving money, man, financial is bad.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
No, it's just that we had South Beach in town.
We had, I swear there was other stuff. Was my
birthday a month ago? We've had there was another Broadway weekend,
there was uh, we've we've.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Just said lay low on the brunches. Let's save some cheddar.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah, we we did. We should save from cheddar, you know,
because we've been crisscrossing the US. I mean I went
to New York, I went to Vegas, then I went
to New York LA. I mean, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
You have to be kind of done though with traveling
for a minute, especially New York Swing and Vegas.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Dude, I went Vegas over to New York did oh god?
I went to London.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Bro, you went on to London, Vegas, New York Swing
and like a month and a half.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
That's a lot in this economy.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Would I see freaking all these artists tour I'm like,
I could never do that.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
I'm gonna tell you what, though, I work paid for
the Vegas trip, right, so that was great. Yeah, London
it was four hundred and twenty two bucks round trip, doable, unbelievable.
You want to know what New York was way more
than that. Eighty seven dollars to fly there? Yes, doable.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
But ubers to beth Page.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Uh train?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Why would people making all these tiktoks about seven hundred
dollars ubers?
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Just why a freaking train? Why would you use an uber?
It makes no sense. You're just doing that just so
you have an uber TikTok video because there is so
much easier ways and I don't care where you live.
The train goes both directions, so you can get off
somewhere outside of beth Page and getting an Uber and
have a better ride, a cheaper ride to wherever you're going.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
I just remember why we're not going anywhere for the
next two months. Tell me we're doing Jamaica for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Do what? Yeah? Jamaica?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Huh ja make them inn domaking me crazy?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
I like, like, you're going for like actual Christmas Day
or after.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
But we got there's that Christmas to New Year's Day.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
So is it still summertime in Jamaica in the winter.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
All these Caribbean places are always nice when we go
to them. I don't think it matters what time of
the year. It's just more rain or less rain. I mean,
Costa Rica is the same temperature year round. It's just
more rain during the summer.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, it's stuff like that rainy season.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
But we can't choose our vacations, so I never even
look to see if it's a rainy season or not.
We just go on vacation the rains and rains. Hell,
we might have went to Miami during rainy season.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Is Jamaica like you're staying in a resort. Yeah, so
you're on the beach. Yeah, you guys love the beach.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I'm a big beach guy.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Love the beach. But I would live in Costa Rica.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
You would just lay there on the beach. I don't
just lay there.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
It's just a lifestyle.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Do you get the water and throw the football?
Speaker 2 (38:56):
See, I wish I had a dude to throw the football.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
See.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Sometimes I'll find like a neglected kid, like his dad's
just drinking at the bar. I started throwing the football
with him, but that's rare. I mean, I can't play
with Baser doesn't like playing catch with the football.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
But there's outdoor activities all.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Jamaica's got to have golf as well.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Oh belink, Jamaica's golf. How big is Jamaica has to
be small, right, We've never been an island.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
It's an island, that's why of doing it. There's all
and there's the Montego Bay, there's the South Coast. But
the thing with that is when South Beach was here,
I may have had a couple too many and I
told him him and his chick should roll to Jamaica
with us.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
You invited him on a couple's trip, but we don't
even know his chick. South Beach's got a girl. Huh, yeah, she.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
But she can't come into America. She can only go
but she lives in Mexico.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Hold on, is this the one he met when he
would go down to the casino. Yes, in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Yes, And she can't come into America.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
So they're not really a boyfriend girlfriend they are how.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
He can only go to resorts in place outside of
America to see her, and he has to do WhatsApp.
They can't text with like iPhones, like, no, you had
about two months to handle that one.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Does she speak English, No, it's like English. No, he
speaks Spanish. I went to Costa Rica with South Beach.
He speaks like fluent Spanish. That's how he gets a
lot of his jobs because he's bilingual.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
They went, I'm very perplexed.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
That's wild, right, very wild. But yeah, we chose Jamaica.
We had never been there. We found a beautiful resort.
We do all our research. Beazer has to have it
where it's all inclusive. She doesn't like going off the resort.
Little does she know I'm gonna go off the resort.
I like learning about third world countries. I like riding
a local bus autoboose. And actually I think the language
there is English, probably Jamaican. I know it's not Spanish,
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so I might be in trouble.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
No, No, I think they speak Jamaica. Okay, is that
a language?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
But I think this is This is how much I
get out in the world. I almost want to say,
the prominent language there is English.
Speaker 3 (41:07):
Let me what language do they speak in where you going? Jamaica?
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Jamaica, mon.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
Oh English, but they also speak Jamaican. Or patois okay,
a colorful, colorful, districtive, descriptive, an informatic. I don't know,
Creole nihilect that has been shaped by our African, Spanish, French,
Portuguese and English colonial heritage. I'm sure I nailed that
right perfectly. Well did Okay, then we won't go to brunch.
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All right, you're going to Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
But we think we found the perfect one where you
got the you got the beach views, you got the pool,
I mean two feet off of the beach, You've got
little it's one of those where they have the heart
if there's the one and not Tahiti the mall dives.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
It's exactly like the mall dives where they have the
places above the water.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yeah, so we can go.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Walk around those and just experience them, but not actually
stay there. It's the honeymooners, so they have those mall
dive type things over the ocean.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
It's gonna be beautiful. We've done our research.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
But yeah, dude, we like that.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
We like the you see the sunset, you see boats,
you got monkeys running around. I like the beach, but
I grew up in the mountains. I grew up in
winter so I'm opposite now this next part of my life,
I'm all South. I would never go to like Colorado
because that's how I grew up.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
I grew up in that crap.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
That makes sense, Ye, Like, if you grew up in Chicago,
you don't want the cold, you go to the war.
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
So, like, like last year we went to Michigan, but
any chance we get, we're like, let's go to Jamaica
this Christmas. So I mean it was freaking zero degrees basers,
like almost pros to death in Michigan, and I'm gonna.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Talk to my wife about heading to Jamaica. Maybe maybe
bring the kids South coast. Well, hang out with you
guys over Christmas.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
I think it's no kid it's a honeymoon one.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Oh never mind, we're out, just like we're out of
this podcast. Have a good weekend, everybody.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
You imagine that some guys trying to christen the place.
I thought you said this place was no kids.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
That's kind of ruining the mood.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Oh boy, that was good man, that was fun.