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Good More Studio. So I was reading a story for me.
I'm always looking to sleep better, not a fantastic bed.
I tried it at times, like almost meditate where I'm like,
just take breaths. And now I'm reading you should shower
before you go to bed because helps your body cool down.
You need to shower ninety minutes before bed so that
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it can regulate its rhythm and feel sleepy. And I
listen about Trouble Sleeping two just because of what these
shows have been and what this life has been the
past week and what just this, you know what's been happening.
So but I'm reading this. If you take a shower
before you go to sleep, also you don't have your sheets,
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don't get sweaty and dirty as much. Now I do
notice that, like if I have a soccer game or
something and I don't shower, I tend to sweat more.
You'll go play soccer at night and then get into
bed and not shower with your wife. Yeah, yeah, that's
my guys. She's an enabler. Like you can say whatever.
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We all know her and like her and enjoy her,
but she is an enabler. And she allows him to
be dirty, and his house was dirty. He's disgusting. The
whole thing is gross. But she has her side of
the bed and she has her covers. So it's not
like I'm okay, you know, And I mean, I'm just
sometimes I forget after soccer, going to take a show.
I don't you know. I can tell you I never
forget if I work out and take a shower. Yeah,
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So I don't know. I'm just wondering if, because you know,
he says, sometimes they're like trying to have a kid.
I just don't think so, especially not happening playing, recognizing
people doing cool things. We didn't talk about this yesterday.
We should have. We had so much that I wanted
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to mention it. Inside of I See You. There was
a woman and during the shootings in Las Vegas, her
iPhone stopped a bullet. What the woman showed her phone
to a Las Vegas taxi driver. The phone had been
her back pocket and a bullet ricochet off the phone
demolished the phone and she's uninjured. Oh my goodness. I
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had not heard that story. So I'm glad you are sharing. Yeah,
so I see you iPhone. I guess, Holy cow, Bobby
Bones Show, the Bobby Bones Show story. It's producer Raymond.
They're now saying that that Las Vegas shooter at Research
Hotels in Boston near Fenway Park, but there's no evidence
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that he actually traveled to Boston in order news. NFL
star Cam Newton was dropped by his Danny Yogurt sponsor
for his sexist comments to a female reporter. He has
apologized and finally in weather News, Florida and Louisiana are
bracing for another possible hurricane. Tropical Storm Nate is going
to strengthen in the next day and make us landfall
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on Sundays. And something that happened last weekend we just
haven't got to it yet is lunch Park's got lasic
eye surgery. It's a big deal. He said. You can see.
It's amazing. Yeah, I got in my right eye and
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in my left eye and it'll get better. I don't
know what that means. I don't even know except for
the TV show and people say that's perfect. I gonna
be honest with you, I don't know. But it's changed
your life. It's changed my life, Like everything is brighter.
I can read stuff like from far away and it's
not like hazy and blurry. And it's amazing because you
go in and I was in there for six minutes.
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I go home. Took a three hour, now wake up, boom.
Let me look at the world in a different light.
And it's crazy. The three hour not necessary for the work,
that's just part of your schedule. No, they just said
that they recommend you nap for a few hours for
them because during those three hours your eye is gonna
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be a little irritated. And so you sleep and it
doesn't even bother you wake up and I put my
drops in every few hours, and you really can see.
I can see. I can look at a magazine and
just read it without bringing it like the computer screen.
I can sit back here and read it. Okay, you
have to scoop back. I mean it's awesome, Like it
is great. It's so fun I have a lot of friends.
Amy's dad doesn't say it's funny to hear you talk
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about it. Yeah, I would get it done. But I
just have an eye that doesn't work inside. That's my brain,
like it's a it's part of my my brain stem problem.
They come out with lasering that brain. You'll be the
first one they've told me that they need stem cells
to fix me. Like it's stem cells, thank you very much. So,
And that doesn't happen. But I'm glad that yours works now. Man,
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it's really cool. You're nervous going in. No, not really.
I didn't really let myself think about it, and I
just went and I mean, put you asleep. No, I
love watched the whole thing. Yeah, give you some They
give you some numbing drops for your eyes so you
don't feel anything, and the laser and you can hear guns.
And we did it all. I mean, I got a
whole video of it, watching three hour nap before I
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got done, back to sleep. That's good, that's cool. Yeah,
there at this guy, better vision, smile feels so good.
Look at that guy, Mr Babby Ball. Time for your positivity,
Thank you for being here with us. As we do
our radio show, we bring you good news and a
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segment we call tell Me Something. Dude. Guys driving at
Uber and one of the guys pastors, gets in and
his wallet falls out of his back pocket, which probably
happens all the time. People leave stuffing cars all time,
all the time. So in his wallet there was three
thousand dollars in cash. So he dropped off the man
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in Chicago. Just the man left his wallet three thousand
bucks in cash, he returned to the house that he
picked the guy up from. What a good dude and
took it up. I was like, hey, I'm not sure
what the relationships with the person. It was. The guy's
sister in law lived at the house, gave it back.
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It was his life savings. That's that's a tricky situation.
It's not you know, I'll tell you why. It's tricky
because it's an uber or whatever, and so they know
who the driver was in a cab, you have no
way to track them. So it's a little more do
you know where you lost your wallet though you don't
know that you lost in the cab? Driver could be
just like the Uber driver and redo the route and
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go back to But I'm saying the person that lost
the wall and be like man I wrote in this
uber and you say, no, there's nothing in my car.
A teacher has turned her students desks into notes of
encouragement before big exams. So if it's testing and it's
like a dryer race marker situation, but the kids sit
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down and they see different notes on their desks saying remember,
never stop trying and never stop growing your brain, or
you've got this. There's no elevator to success, you must
take the stairs. So the kids like they're real motivated
right before they take the test for me, Right now,
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you guys have times out of my desk, all you lunchbox,
they just sit around and mad jokes on more. Also,
we're trying to come over for the show. Yeah, you
should hard harder to alight. There's this high school kid
and he's a flute player in the band. You know,
he's a heck of a flute dude, do do do
do do well? They've been practicing hard for the homecoming
little performance and halftime in the football game. Will you
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end up having to have surgery and missing the performance?
And the band felt bad, so they surprised him and
showed up and dude, dude, they played outside of his room.
That's so now. Question now people four doors down like
what happened? But yes, do we purposely or does lunch
box you purposely? Purposely? Two stories that you can make
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sound effects with. I just don't think there's a story
that can go sound effectless. And he's you didn't find
sound effects in anything? Yeah? Yeah, what was your story?
The teacher that put the encouraging guts on the teacher
tell me something there bones Patty and Westville, Massachusetts. Hi Patty, Hi,
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how are you good? Thank you for calling? What's going on? Oh?
I was just calling to get an update on Morgan's
car and to kind of defend lunch Box, even though
he's making it a little hard right now. Morgan's car.
So let's start with that jeep. Morgan your you took
your jeep in? Because what was the story again? Okay?
On my jeep went out the cooling fan you went out,
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and the part is back ordered. There's no aftermarket part.
So basically my my jeep is just sitting for however
long it takes to get this p okay. And I
didn't have transportation, and lunch Box called last week to
try and talk the dealership into paying for my rental car, okay,
because they weren't. Because they weren't, I was paying for
it all myself, footing the bill, okay. And so Lunchbox
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ended up doing what what ended up happening. He called,
he moves some things along. I do have an update, Okay,
go ahead. They're paying for my rental car because of him. Yeah,
I mean we talked to him fifty times. But lunch
Box definitely helped. It was the day he called that
they approved to pay for my rentals. But but they're
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paying for it for ten days. Okay, so that's you're welcome.
Did Morgan did just do you call or did you
have anybody else? Before lunch Box? Me and my dad
were calling as well. Yeah, I was gonna say, because
it's probably because he was a man, to be honest
with you, that you've got such results. It's a sad
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that thing, but it's probably because of that. What did
your dad throw the cop card in there like he's
a police officer. No, he'd never did that, but my
dad is really scary. Who do you think, in your
in your opinion, really did more damage with them? Your
dad or Lunchbox think? Really? I think my dad really
teed it up. And Lunchboxes call who kind of knocked
it out of the park. Yeah, so Patty, Patty does
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tek Yeah you know, Yeah, you gotta give them credit.
You gotta get Lunchbox credit. He did try it. No,
I didn't try. I got results. She was not getting
the case manager to call her back, and within hours
of me calling hours was it two hours? I have
my husband call, I have people called to pretend to
be my husband because they get results better than I do.
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Do you have a husband? I do, but so I
Morgan's had my gee. I just gave it to her
to drive around. But I guess you don't need anymore. No,
I don't. I'll bring that back. She wasn't gonna tell
you like it. So have you been driving even though
the red cards been paid? No, I've not been driving it.
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The gas and that thing is really expensive. So I
saw as the story of you driving it with my
music on. Yeah, you're bumping some wrap in there. As
soon as I got in an what's CDs having there?
C D c D AM Yeah, I know, but I
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don't own a disk drive like anywhere in my life.
I'm way too cool for CDs. Yeah that's Patty. Thank
you for calling. Thank you alright, bye bye, Thank you
for the updated car, got fixed. Thank you. I haven't
had CDs in years. I got CDs. I just download stuff. Man,
you guys are weird. Sorry. Today this story comes with
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us from Panama City, Florida. Hey man broke into a
house and he held a guy hostage and said, you
need to get me five thousand dollars. Have your family
bring it and then I'll let you go. Only a problem.
Why I was holding the guy at hostage. He fell asleep.
Oh wow, so he fell asleep while holding someone hostage. Yes,
so the guy got out and called police. May arrested him.
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He get a nap before you go. Wow, that's so
lucky of him, the guy to fall asleep and then
he's he had a way out. That's a great He
had to be like, is this even real? Camera around
like some kind of reality show. That's crazy. I'm lunchboxed.
That's your bone head story of the day. Alright, hit
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me with the hashtag tell me something good on Twitter.
I want to read a lot of yours. Amy, you're
up first good one week from tomorrow. I'll get to
see my kids. You're going. I'm going next weekend. It'll
be a cool. But I mean, saying an out loud
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has me smiling. So big Amy wasn't going to go
because she didn't want to go and confuse them and
go and have to come back without them. But because
the court system and her not getting the kids, it's
just been too long. It isn't too long. I haven't
seen them since May, so it's crazy. So how are
you going to handle going? And well, we're going to
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prep them before we get there with the people, like
the our friends at the orphanage are gonna explain to
them we're coming, so that way, right when they see us,
we won't get the question is this the trip we're
going home, so that'll be eliminated. We're going to prepare
them mentally, and then I'll show up, hang out with
them for like less than forty eight hours, but have
the best forty eight hours ever, and then explain to
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them that we again, look on in the eyes, hug him,
and tell them we will be back soon. I'm happy
you're going. I mean, I am over the moon. I'm
so excited. Tell me something good. It's hard to follow
that one lunch. Yeah, well, I'm gonna tell you that.
Last night my co ed soccer team we took the
and we won our game three to two. So that's
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tell me something good, something good. Hey, Eddie, tell me
something a good, buddy. Well, mine's not as good a
soccer game. But I took my boys to get their
well check yesterday and they all they both came out
good to go there well check. It's like you go
and they check everything. See how they're doing health wise,
and you look at how they average with other kids,
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and they're both doing really good. Junior junior. He needs
to eat a little better. But other than that, I
think you knew that though he's on sneaking Oreos donuts
like a lot of bread. By the way, I do
U tell me something good? Alright? Hashtag that on Twitter. Um,
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I tell me something good has to do with my dog,
which I told you that he's sick and his cancer
and but he's still rocking it. Man. I put a
Instagram picture of him last night and he still sleeps.
He's a little frailish with his body, but he's still
like a lot of energy. And he did something yesterday
that let me laugh out loud. And all times I
wouldn't laughed out loud, but I laughed out loud because
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I have this big thing of where there's original. And
he took his head and knocked the door down, went
into it and ate like twelve of them. He loves
just eating the whole things like paper and all, and
so because he can't take it out of the paper,
and he's like me, he loved where there's original, and
so walk out and there's just where there's papers everywhere,
and so I used to get mad, what am I
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gonna do? I'm allowing me where there's gonna throw up
today because of that. But I was like, he still
has the energy to break into the closet and eat
whether there's original yeah, or he's gonna like eliminate gold.
I don't know what that means because the rappers are old,
and when he is aboutthroom in a week old, all right,
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that's that's my telling me something good. You know. I
liked that. I thought it was fine. Here's one in
Las Vegas. Food truck the catered the festival in Vegas
for Rute ninety one. They're giving free mills to those affected.
Dragon Grill has been driving to hospitals every day since
the tragedy giving away food. That's tell me something good.
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They've been driving around. Yep. We just wanted to show
that doesn't matter how big the city is, we have
a small town mentality and we can come together as
a whole to help when needed. So shout out to
Dragon Grill on that truck man hashtag them. Here's one
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from Rachel. My mom is one year cancer free and
her transplant works Wow, that's awesome. Here's one from Chase
over a year ago. I started weight loss, so far
losing a hundred pounds. Tell me something good. So shout
out there too, hashtag tell me something good. Let's go.
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Netflix is raising the price on its most popular plant
and that's actually a good thing. And everybody's freaking out yesterday,
but it's a really good thing. They're raising their price counterintuitive,
but it they're making so much new content and the
fact they raising a dollar a month means they're going
to continue to make awesome and a ton of shows
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that will never be able to watch all of it.
I mean, we're gonna get rid of our cable. The
whole world is changing. It's good that they're raising prices
so Netflix, and it's only for the High Plan, which
is subscribers of the eleven nine premium plan. What's lets
you run a bunch on four screens? Is gonna see
any increase? I guess of two bucks, So it's not
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a crazy five dollar raise. But they're continue to invest
so much money to making new shows, like you can
just get a Netflix and go and go away. So
that I saw yesterday, I was like, that's good. Yeah,
And if you think of like if say say you
just do Netflix and who lose, say you spring for both,
you're still going to be significantly us than you ever
paying for cable. Yeah yeah, ridiculous. Yeah, But but then
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there's that whole football issue you'll have, because that's my
it's going to change. This is what's going to change
the price of cable television, being forced to buy cable.
When you do, you have to pay for certain channels
regardless if you use them or not. That's what's going
to change in this. So there's that I can do.
So tell me something good that listeners are sending in
hashtag tell me something Good From Kelly Jean, My five
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year old son won both and Red Rookie and Blue
Rookie and quarter midget racing this year five years old. Geez,
here's one from Robin. The Clemson Tigers football team was
wrapping up practice when a student actually crashed near their
facility and they got out and saved him. I pulled
him out of the car. Do you guess that there's
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a tell me something Good? So we encourage you to
use the hashtag tell me something good and let us
know what's happening in your life. How about this. I
never gonna get it. The average person has eight of
these in their house that they got for free. Okay,
think about that. The average person had eight of these
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in their house they got for free. All right, I'll
give all you guys shots they want us, go to
the listeners. Love it? Okay, Amy Cuzy good one am
Wow Couzy, show mezy lunchbox. That's easy. See this thing
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right here? Yeah, pen Oh show me o. Well, Eddie,
you see this thing right here? T shirt? Oh, free
T shirt? Eight of them showing me my T shirt
right here? T shirt. Who's the closest. The average person
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has eight of these in their house that they got
for free. I know you'll be guessing more on the show.
You've already lost. You can get it, and I'll do
one pass on the phones. Never gonna get it. Eight
seven seven seventy seven. Bobby, there's that. Why don't we
hop out? We'll come back. I have it now, but
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I guess go ahead, No, it's fine, I don't want
to play anymore. Take another shot at it, okay, okay.
Cups cups good on a go ahead? Cups cups like cups,
free cups. Cups do you not understand cup cups like
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lots of people get like when you go to like,
like you go to the subway or where no, no,
like you go to Oh, we'd encourage you guys to
hashtag tell me something good. I feel like it's a
good Friday for us to just share good news all
day long. In a rough week, Kim and George has
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called in with tell me something good. Hi, Kim, Hey,
I've caught in with it. Tell me something good, and
I think I'll lose it. Never gonna get it taxed. Oh,
she's going for the Okay, give me your tell me
something good. Well back on in August, we found out
that my husband had a very rare brain tumor that
has shifted his brain stem to the right and UM
(22:22):
only thirty four years old. And we were devastated, of
course UM and he's been having for some time, but
that it was not diagnosed correctly because it's so rare.
So it's only UM got a diagnosis and UM. We
went to a neurosurgeon in Jacksonville who was wonderful and
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UM he had surgery on the September to remove it. UM.
It went from the internal auditory canal, which is the
right near the um for the year all the way
back to the brain stem, and it was three point
five cent of me earth. So how is he now?
He went through surgery on on the and he got
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to come home that next that Saturday, and now he's
I'm doing great. Yeah, I was hoping. I'm hoping if
you were calling me, tell me something good. We're gonna
have a good ending here. Oh yeah, and he is
cancer free. Congratulations. That's awesome. And because of that, I'm
gonna allow you to now take a shot. That's he
never gonna get it. Oh and by the way, we
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purchased the Pimp and Joy shirt and we're able to
wear them too. That's awesome, Thank you very much. Why
she's getting this with all the stuff here, it's good.
I like this call, all right, So let's take a
shot at the game here. Let me give you the
question and tell your husband we say hello, by the way,
you know, and his name is Corey and he is
an avid listener, and I'm the first time caller happening here.
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I mean, this is like when you go to Sonic
and you get the banana split and you just want
the ice cream in the banana but they ended putting
with cream and nuts and chocolate, and you're like, whoa,
it is a lot more than a bargain for but
iture is good. That's what this call is right here. Okay,
First of all, Corey out out. We're glad that you
are on the road to recovery for sure. Secondly, thank
for pim and joy. Then thirdly, here you go. Here's
the question. Never gonna get it. The average person has
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as in their house that they got for free. Kim,
take it home. Magnet, Oh magnet, she says, show me
a magnet. No, that's not it. I know. Thank you though, Hey,
all that stuff I still mean even though you missed it,
I still mean it, all the good stuff. Yeah, yeah,
(24:31):
thank you for calling. Hope you have a great weekend.
All right, Sorry you don't get the answer, right, that's
not it? All right, cool, amy, I'll take no. I
think you probably have it by now, even think I
have one free magnet. Yeah. I don't keep magnets anymore.
Do we get magnets? Magnets come in. I bet you
you'll keep the magnets because you have to put their
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little artwork on your friget. You put your oh man,
I can't even tell you what brand my refrigerator is
because I can't see it just because it's covered. It's
covered and paper and everything. I think I'm a little
O C D for that. It really needs to be
clean completely. I even't clean my refrigerator. Oh wow, that's
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I mean, that's not that's good. You're keeping it clean,
but it's kind of weird. Two things I do. I
keep it real and keep it clean. It's you. You're
a catch, Bobby, my real treat to be around. Obviously.
I will take some more of these calls in just
one second, all right. The question is and we'll get
rid of this and move on. The average person has
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a to these in their house that they got for free.
You're on the Anna Naples, Florida. Take a shot. Hey,
I think it's truth brushes tooth brushes. That is incorrect.
Thank you for calling Tanner. You're on the air New York. Hey, candles,
you say, oh, good, guessing incorrect? One more shot at it.
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Megan and Columbus, Georgia. Hey, um, we have coffee mugs.
Eight coffee mugs. That's the answer. There is eight free
coffee mugs. Yeah, how are you doing? By the way,
you're good this morning. I'm very good, Am. I'll tell
you what. We'll get something cool, a surprise. I don't
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know what we have, but we have stuff laying around
here in the room. Would you like something? I would
love something in eat stuff, lunch box stuff, Amy stuff.
What if we send it back like that because we
didn't know Now I'm just I'm just playing. But go ahead, Megan.
I'm at any I'm at any coasters with our kids
picture on it, like a year ago, and I finally
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realized that she got them. She'd away let me know. Yeah, well,
it's hard to always know. I did let her know
that I got them in there, so cute? Did you
let her know? Twitter? We connected on Twitter? Right, Sometimes
people send us off and we don't and I just
I'll try to post it. I don't know where it
comes from, but yeah, thank you. Hold on, we'll get
your prize one second and that's funny, and then Amy
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let or not you want to hit him with that
skinny late nad Amy's thirty second skinny. Luke Brian and
Lionel Ritchie were reportedly offered two point five million dollars
each to host American Idol, and they were sort of like,
whoa what Katie Perry got twenty five million, so they
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negotiated up to seven million each. So it's just not
the same. They had to have somebody when they announced
American Idol. Katie Perry benefited because she was the biggest
star that was available at that time. It's not a
who's compared to who, although she has a bigger star
than both Luke and Lionel Richie frankly and probably deserves more.
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But she got way more than seacrested too. She was
just at the right place at the right time. It
was a big star. That's why she got so much.
But it's an expensive show they're putting on, and you
know what, it's almost too close for it to come back. Like,
I don't know anybody that's like, I can't wait for
the American Idol, Right, you haven't heard anyone say that yet.
It's gonna be tough. They're gonna have to really do
something different with it. Luke's probably saying that, Yeah. For me,
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that's like the only part of it that I'm interested
to see is Luke. Otherwise, like, they canceled it for
a reason because we got tired of it and not
even be a hater, because I'm looking forward to Luke
being on it. Like I like Blake on The Boy.
I don't watch The Boy. I just like, what do
you do? Clubs and things? It's funny anyway, what else, Well,
I'd like to get paid to five million dollars. That'd
be nice. Go ahead, okay, if you want a little laugh,
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go to Bobby Bones dot com and see the teenage
picture of Brett Eldridge that he posted because I thought
it was I thought it was like his dad from
the seventies and I was like, whoa, they look a
lot alike. But no, it's Brett as a teenager. And
he did it as part of the Puerto Rico relief
thing called puper Me Challenge, where you post like a
younger picture of yourself and he looks like it looks
(28:52):
from stand from the from the eighties, whatever that is,
or like a kid from Stranger Things. It's amazing. Go
check it out Bobby Bones dot com. I'm amy that's
your thirty seconds, skinny everybody transmitting America show. Yeah. The
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biggest trend in the United States right now on Twitter
is tell me something good hashtag keep it Going. Today
is that's what it's about the whole day. Okay. From Tanner.
I finally get to see my kids this weekend after
working hurricane relief in Florida. Hashtag tell me something good?
Love it Canna, thank you for sharing. Here's one from
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I don't know a blessing game. I don't not say this.
I've been working for a company for nine years which
just promoted the vice president vice president. By the way,
Hey Morgan number one as vice president. Pence calling in today.
So they call us and say it's calling, and they
keep pushing us off and they cancel. Well, I didn't
hear anything bad yesterday. That tells me a lot. All right,
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thank you very much, and live up with promises they
called us. Whatever. Let's see from Zach my hashtag tell
me something good. It's Friday and I'm still alive starting
my day with you guys. Like as you can tell,
I didn't pay read at Megan Haines. I paid off
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the end of my student loans. Tell me something good, dude. Um,
there we go. That's good for now. How about Amy
in the morning. Corny, by the way, keep hashtag and
tell me something good over on Twitter. There we go, morning.
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What did the cow say to her calf? What did
the cow say to her calf? It's pastor bedtime? You
live in the pastor past your bedtime? That was the morning, Corny,
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that's a good one, especially if you work with cattle.
Calves all right around the room. What do you think
the most popular Netflix show of ten? Here? I mean
it's October now, so January through now? The most popular
Netflix show a Narco Narcos. Duh makes it number eight, Lunchbox.
(31:44):
I've never seen this, but you guys talking about it.
I assume it's Stranger Things. Stranger Things comes in at
number six. Wo so made the last but not number
one Eddie. I don't watch this, but I'm gonna go
with a House of Cards House of Cards because I
hear a lot of people talking about House of Cars. Yeah,
you mean Documentary of America that? Oh no, not to
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make the list. I finally look so long. What do
you think Bobby two years ago would have made the list?
But now you're also looking at like a Narcos or
is that call it narcos? It's I know, but I
just thought everyone would be so excited. Number ten of
this year is the o A, which I enjoyed. I'm
ready for the second one. Orange is the New Black
at nine, narcosy good job. Black Mirror maybe one of
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my favorite shows of all times, of all time? You
love that show? Is it number seven? Stranger thinks it's six,
Luke Cage, Fuller House at four, Fuller House, Ozark at three.
I don't know what Chasing Cameron is. It's a kid show.
It's a number two. And the number one show this
year is Thirteen Reasons Why. That was a good one
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that I have seen one, two, three, I've seen eight
of the ten full series. That's how much whenever Netflix
raises their price two bucks, I'm like they probably should.
They're bringing some good content for sure, and they're continuing
to invest and bring better and we're gonna be able
to cut her hundle our cable bills at some point.
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That would be nice. Laws continue to pay using the
yeah hashtag tell me something good. We're gonna get to
some more of those in a second. Here we are.
I'm looking at the United States trends. We're getting beat
by World Smile Day, which is a good thing to
get beat by. Andy at number three on the America
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trends is tell me something good. So we're encouraging you
to Ashdag tell me something good there, and we're taking
calls to Hey, Tamara in Oklahoma City, tell me something good.
My cousin who has four other siblings, she just had
the first little girl and that's also her first kid yesterday.
Oh wow, baby healthy, very healthy, and so is mom. Wow.
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There you go, tell me something good. I appreciate that.
Thank you. How about that's going to Ashley and Texas. Hey, Ashley, Hi,
tell me something good. I lost my job when Harvey
came through. But through all the months, I finally found another. Yea,
what are you doing now? Oh? Picked up some shift
earth from home. Well, I'm glad you found a job.
You like it? Yeah, you feel like it's fulfilling to you.
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It is so exhausting. I've never worked so hard at
a job ever. But but what you want to tell
me something good? It's it's inn that I needed. Okay,
you know, I'll take it. Hashtag tell me something good.
Keep throwing them up there on Twitter. We're trying to
take down world Smile day and fry. Yeah yeah, hashtags.
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I'm kind of okay it do my favorite party goes?
But did she goes, but what let me tell you
other gut hashtag tell me something good. How about this?
There's limited edition with Sabi der Rito's. Oh the end
of that. I like what you don't think so I
don't like say I think it sounds pretty good. Doritos
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make unique flavors. Sometimes we have to hear about them.
They remember when they made Mountain dew doritos. Remember that? Okay,
Well they have was Sabi Dorrito's. They've been seen in
a few cities, and depending on how they sell in
these cities, do they spread them out. It's almost like
a test market. They put them out and don't say
much about them, and they see people go, oh that
looks interesting. I think was sabi dorito sounds pretty good.
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Let's do this. Matt in Beaumont, Texas. Hey, Matt, go ahead, buddy. Yeah.
I had two friends of mine that we're in a
boat during Hurricane Harvey doing water rescues and got hit
by some power lines. One of them was out. I
was a prior paryer Medican. The Air Force initiated CPR.
He walked out of the hospital two days later. Wow,
look at that. How about that? Nice work, buddy, Thanks
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hashtag tell me something good. Yeah, there you go. Wow,
what did you late? Since we were talking about what
Sabby to do with Sabby? Something funny that has to
do with with Sabby because I feel like, here's the thing.
It's never too late to do something funny. Go ahead, Okay?
Is it a Morning Corny Part two? Yeah? All right,
there's the sequel, Morning Corny? What did the sushi say
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to the b What did the sushi say to the baby?
What's up being about? Say? That was the Morning Corny.
I don't know why. Y'all don't look at me like
you get it. Oh, no, we get it. We understand.
(36:50):
We totally did it. Hashtag tell me something good. This
couple born on the same day in the same hospital,
Mary seven years later. Weird. Jessica and Aaron met when
or in high school, but the story goes back much further.
They were born in the hospital, same one. It's twenty
seven years later. Their husband and wife tell me, that's
not to tell me something good. You know why you
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won't because you can't. You can't do it. We do
a segment called the bone Head Story of the Day.
At some point during the show Lunchbox are we read
a story but basically an idiot in the news. And
for the first time ever, Amy's approached me and asked
to do a bone head stop it, Like, what is
going on here? What do you mean I don't go
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and try to steal her stuff? Well, the problem is
it's about her. She wants to nominate herself as ahead. Okay,
so here we go, bonehead. Well, I was emailing someone
very important in the adoption community that could be key
in maybe moving some stuff forward with bringing my kids
(37:54):
home from Haiti. Was introduced to them over email and
drafted a very what I felt to be import an email.
You told us the paragraphs paragraphs, and they haven't responded yet. Yeah,
they still haven't responded. And then one of my dear
friends that was has been intricated in our adoption process
was blind copied on the email. She replied back and
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she said, sweetie, um, you may want to get their
name right. I addressed it to the role. I made
up a complete like I just fabricated a name, that's whoy.
I addressed it too, So the person is probably like
the scroll doesn't even know my name, or like this
is not even an email for me, Like delete? So
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now I have no idea. And then I addressed an
email apologizing and you know, owning up to my mistake
and that I was so sorry. Still haven't heard back.
There you go there today on Boom. We're not leaving it.
That's how we ended. I know, hurts, I'm cringing. Do
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we have the fake story of the day? Ray, Yeah,
lunch Box read far right. Okay. Lunchbox is known to
bring in fake stories. He's fake, Mr fake news. He
always submitting stories like hey, let's be a good one,
but we find out some of them are fake. So
now lunch boxes fake news story of the day. That's funny, okay.
(39:24):
US US Customs agents confiscated nine hundred thousand counterfeit gummy bears.
They were trying to bring him over from Mexico and
they busted him at the borders. Nine hundred thousand fake
gummy bears. Wow, you know, it's almost that's crazy. That
was so so it's fake. It's fake. He gives his
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fake news all time bears counter counterfait give means giving
to the story about a woman and talk and I
read it. Yeah, I read it, and I was like, wow,
that's tinding me a story that says she stole taco
and eight them all. Yeah, she worked to talk about
and she only worked there like a day. No, she
worked there for years. And here's the crazy thing. The
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gummy bears. They look like the normal gummy bears, but
they tasted like hot sauce. Okay, this is fake news.
It's like a hot to molly, Like, stop reporting it
because that's not true. Like what you're reading is absolutely false.
I don't know that it says it's from San Diego,
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so it must be really like that's where the border is, right,
one of them. Exactly. We're hashtagging tell me something good.
We're at number three nationally. We're trying to beat Fry
and World Smile. If we don't get ahead of at
least frya to do we do we jump Fry. We
only have beat the World Smile day. Right at this point,
my joke sent it over, So hashtag tell me something good.
(41:00):
One football players at a high school in South Dakota.
They escort elderly in their homecoming this year from the
nursing home. How about that for a lot? Tell me
something good? Like I'm still looking at the story like
it's real. It's not sure Are you sure that one's real?
It is? Yeah, it's real. And that was not Why
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is that one realm not a million counterfeit? That we're
saying everybody hashtag what's good in your life with hashtag
tell me something good and put it up on Twitter,
and I'm gonna read some of them. Here we go
(41:48):
from Kristen on Facebook. Am I tell me something good.
I have a great job to support my family. I
was able to get up despite a chronic illness. I'm
fighting through. I get to go home tonight and hug
my kid, to love my husband. That's my tell me
something good every day. Hashtag tell me something good. I
love it. That's what it is. Zack and Murphy's Burrow,
(42:10):
Hey Zack, thank you, thank you for calling the show. Buddy.
Hashtag tell me something to go, Bud, Hey man, Uh.
I was I'm gonna waiting to work the other day
and I saw a car wreck. I'm a car ran
off the road and kind of flipped down in this
ravine and when it landed, it was like upon its side.
So I immediately got out and just ran over and
saw they were okay, and um, the guy had I
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don't want to get too gross or anything. But the
guy's head was cut open. Are you there? Yeah, Okay,
I don't want to get too gross or anything, but like,
the guy's head was cut open and he was bleeding
real bad. So, um, I just reacted. I took my
shirt off, and I had to get down in his car,
like it was up on its side. I had to
get down in there, and I tied his head up
(42:55):
with my shirt, um enough to kind of slow the
bleeding down until the police and everyone got there and
and they said that, and they got him in life
light and took him out and everything. He lived. Yeah,
he was alive when he left, Thank goodness. Hey, how'd
that night? The news? Sorry like this, how did that kni?
The news? Good question? Hey, Uh that's awesome, dude, Like
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that's heroic. Yeah, the life tell me something, guys, tell
me something good. Dang doesn't like like it's real real quick.
It's like found tooth, found a nickel and then jumped
in the car and there's somebody's local life. Dang hashtag
tell me something good's coming off? Shapes and sizes my friends.
A group pays off eight thousand dollars in school lunch debt.
(43:42):
There we go. This is hashtag tell Me Something Good.
Every other Thursday from Memorial Day weekends of the first
week of September, Ride and Dine Motorcycle and Mins of
North Dakota help raise money for a great cause. And
this time it's all the students over to lunch accounts.
So this motorcycle group raised eight thousand bucks and paid
off the school debt. I love when motorcycle clubs like
leather and tattoos and big old beards and stuff. They
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gon do good things. I love seeing the moutain the
mount because they do their clubs. They do good things,
and you realize that most motorcycle games aren't bad. Just
literally ride a piece of equipment. Actually, trust me. I know,
I mean, I know people that are in on, but hello,
did you watch Sons of Anarchy? That's why I'm saying,
tell me something good. Ashley, Hey, how are you all today?
(44:26):
We're really good? Go ahead, good. So I am starting
my second career. I'm starting all the thirty one on Sundays,
so that's good. But also on graduating nursing school in
less than sixty days. Oh wow. You know what. I
love people that start second careers because that means in
your life, you had to go. I'm starting over, and
it's always hard to start over because you're leaving something there.
(44:48):
You're leaving an easier way. Maybe not the easiest way
for long term, but you're leaving an easier short term.
And I have a friend who joined the military at
thirty two years old, and I was like respect on
two levels, one because he joined the military and two
because he was thirty two years old, Like he had
to go from selling pharmaceutical cells. He was making a
(45:09):
good living, and it was like, this is just not
for me and long term for my life, I want
to feel better and fulfilled. So I'm switching careers and
so same with you. Actually, that's fantastic. Yeah, And I
just wanted to say, like, you guys get us through
the mornings on our way to clinical duty. Um, and
I'm here actually with my clinical group, and everybody is
so pumped that we're so close. So please want to
(45:31):
thank you guys for getting us to clinical safe every morning. Well,
thank you very much, and congratulations hashtag tell me something good, everybody,
Pam and St. Louis, thank you for calling the show. Hi, Hi,
go ahead. Yeah, I just wanted to call and say
thank you, Bob for all these guys um and with
all your really stuff and selling T shirts and everything. Um,
(45:53):
and you've inspired my daughters and I and on weekends
we take um goodies to the fireman and policeman. That's
really cool and not because of us, but the fact
that you take your kids and teach them that like that, Pam,
that's that's awesome. Well, it's uh, you know, you just
kind of learned that not everybody has the same actories
(46:16):
that we do. With that we just need to try
to help everybody that we can. That's fantastic, great great
parenting there. Yeah, I don't want to play a new
song or no at this very moment. Okay, so I'll
play a new song and it's kind of new, but
you can finally download it today. So for about probably
a year and a half or so, our buddy Walker
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Hayes and putting out music and this song finally went
up like fully produced as part of this new record
and it's my favorite song of his ever. It's called Halloween,
except it's not really about Halloween. It's about how you
can finally find the person you can take off your
mask in front of Andy and Walker is a very
close friend of mine and he's putting out a record.
It's like my favorite artist. It's just I love this song,
(47:00):
m because it's like you. This person allows me to
take off all the disguises that I've been wearing. It's
called Halloween from Walker Hayes. You can finally download it today. Halloween.
This is Halloween, so I'm gonna play Halloween from Walker Hayes.
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I love this song so much. Before I even learned
to play a note, I was on stage master in
the art of selling myself. At a young age. Fear
and insecurity drove me like a maserati. High school was
like showing up at the costume party. I was a comedian,
(47:55):
an athlete of old Boy, a black Sheet, whatever I
had to be make the world throw candy as me
in college was the same actor from play. It was
October thirty first. Every day in the real world was
in all two familiar street, another tread, another tree, then
I'm not knocked knocks on yo though. The mascot Ye
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shouted like bloss on the floor and it was like Halloween, Halloween. Hell.
(48:43):
I don't know why I'm like this, but what would
it change if I knew. Maybe my parents messed up,
but hey, they're just dressed up kids too. Maybe I
guess what I'm trying to say is I love you
for being somebody. I'm not ashamed to introduced my skeletons too.
I still put on my Superman gave and hid in it.
But when I'm with you, it comes on for a minute,
kissing down in the shadow of your stand. For the
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first time, I was comfortable in mind. When I not,
I told yo, door at the mask I yever or
shotted like glass on the floor. It was like Halloween.
This this is me. When I knocknock, told yo though
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every mask yever wo shouted like glass on the floor.
When I not, When I now don't knock every mask
ye wom shut it like glass on the floor. It's
like Halloween. It's all the people opportunder Rest in peace,
(50:08):
Rest in peace, Rest in peace. It's all the people.
Listen Halleweeneen Halloween. That's Halloween. I love that song so much.
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That's like my wheelhouse too. I mean that's Walker Hayes.
You can finally download it today, called Halloween. I love it.
I'll just tell you the truth. I'll play it because
I love it. It's like I love the album's called Boom.
The concept of that song Halloween. You think this is
gonna be about trick or treating, that's what you think,
but it's about like being able to be vulnerable to
another human like Halloween ended. That that that I don't
(51:10):
have to wear a mask anymore has ended because of you. Anyway,
that's that's an awesome song. Tell me something good. I
found a song I like, there you go. There's a video.
I saw this guy and he's smoking at the gas
pump and you continue smoke a cigarette and the gas
and you guys like stop smoking, and you continue smoke
a cigarette. So the gas station guy goes and takes
(51:31):
the fire extinguisher and just going shoot and it's all
on the surveillance camera, hilarious, and the guy's like, what
do you do it? It's funny, but don't smoke. You
had a gas pump. Do you know what doesn't equal
a good time? Fire and gas and this guy's just
smoking away. It's like stopped and they just takes out.
(51:53):
I laughed out loud. Yeah, I need to see that
pumpkin spice air Freshener made a school back wait and
I know you're about to go, oh, that sounds so good,
But yeah, it does sounds good. But why would they
evacuate because of that? Well, but how about the news
tells us? As fire crew started opening windows and placing
heavy fans inside Cristo Ray High School, one of the
(52:13):
firefighters discovered this plug in air fresh in a deck
basically puts out the odor every so many seconds. And
it's like pumpkin spice. And that's exactly what good you
can smell if you go in there, you can smell it.
So it has been identified. It is not hazardous at all.
What is happening? They're bringing in the hasag something's wrong, Jim,
(52:38):
I think we found it. What is it? It's pumpkin spice.
Everybody out immediately. A burglar at a restaurant goes in,
burglarises a bit about a hundred dollars, but cooks himself
a fine meal. He spent forty five minutes carefully preparing
himself a nice meal. The cop trying to try him down,
(53:00):
but the owner sees the mill that he prepared and
was like, man, I would have hired this guy because
he did a great job in the kitchen. He broke
into a Mexican restaurant in Long Island. I guess you'd
say on Long Island around two am Tuesday, smashed the
Catch Catch rest stole to hundred bucks. But while he
was there, the surveillance camera shows and putting on gloves,
(53:21):
going to the fridge, picking out the ingredients, cooked up
some beans, some chicken, and some shrimps, and then he
sat down and enjoyed the food that he made. The
owner says he would change gloves frequently after he handled
food and touch another object. He was working the pot
like a pro. He was sipped in the food, he
made sure it was heated evenly, and then he did
(53:41):
the dishes. He dried them, he wiped them all down,
and he left a dollar in the tip jar. The
cops still don't have him, but grace. You know, sometimes
you just gottas extend a little grace, do you well,
I mean, it's a pretty amazing story if they ended
(54:02):
up really hiring him. They're doing the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame where they've dominated. People will go over
that in a second, But do you know who's nominated
for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? So do
you know who that is? Am? Like, that's a real song.
Oh you, I thought you were saying tell me something good.
People got nominated, Oh the Police, I can't remember his name. Rufus.
(54:27):
This song is Rufus featuring Chaka. Yeah, yeah, but it's route.
Rufus is the band that's been nominated, so they're not in.
But yeah, that's a real song. That song got the
Hall of Fame. No, no more than that. But that's
their staple of our show. But I've never heard of
Rufus and so I just don't know. Yeah, you haven't
(54:51):
heard of anything. Hashtag tell me something good. If you
have a personal one, we're reading them back on Twitter.
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been uh a rough week. First, let me because I
always feel like transparency is cool. So we've been able
to raise last we heard because we're not watching like
a tope board. But last we heard yesterday it was
(56:16):
about a hundred and seventy five dollars for Las Vegas
and the victims there. Um, you know Monday, we came
on after it happened and we just talked about it
for five hours. We know, we were talking about I mean,
it was happening while we were talking about it. Tuesday,
artists came in. When we've slowly radio wise adjusted to
trying to have a more positive show, it's been difficult
(56:37):
for me, even today yesterday. It's been great at times
to laugh and at times I feel terribly guilty for
laughing UM And I know they won't care with me
sharing this and then won't hear too much. But I
called and had a conversation with one of our listeners
families who was killed in the um shooting yesterday, and
they're very I mean they were big fans of the show.
(57:00):
He was a big fan of the show. And as
soon as I start to feel bad for myself, it's,
you know, I there's there are lots of families who
are dealing with losing This is family lost their son
because he went to a show. And as I say,
you know what, it's been a rough week for me,
it's times a million for a whole lot more people.
(57:25):
And so I think all of you that have done
everything from I'm going to tell you, I got a
call from the blood bank yesterday that we're like people
are showing up like crazy and that they're saying they
heard it on your show, Like, that's not me making
you do it, that's just me getting a message out
and you doing it. And so I always appreciate the
platform that you the listener give us as a show
(57:46):
for this right now, but at other times for other things,
I'm always grateful for that. I'm especially grateful for it,
as I say here today when we do the dance
party and we're yelling and holler and having a good time.
You know, a lot of that is, um, A little
bit of it's forced, and some of it I need
to force myself to do it. Um. But again, I'm
(58:08):
not the one that's really struggling. There are a lot
of artists that are really struggling too that I've been
talking to a lot, at least personally more over the
last few days and I've ever talked to in my
five years of living here. Um. And again, we all
realize that it's not us that have the real struggle,
(58:28):
and we all feel guilty for even feeling guilty, if
that makes sense. Um. But again, this is just to
thank you to you that listen to this radio show
because at times when there are a million things going
on and there's YouTube and um Spotify and and what
are your phones? And the fact that you put us
on and listen and then go to the second tier
(58:49):
of that and donate to something that we've been able
to create to give it back like that really means
a whole lot to me and us and always will.
And I think that probably the reason we were put here,
not by our bosses, but like in the grand scheme
at things, I think that's probably why we're here. And
(59:09):
so so thanks, And Vegas is struggling. We're on in Vegas,
and I know I have a lot of friends there
that that the city struggling. Individuals are struggling, the country
music community struggling. Because one I went on se cup
show last night on Headline News and she's a friend
(59:30):
of mine, and I stopped doing interviews because I couldn't
do them anymore emotionally could not. I could not talk
about what had happened anymore. So I just stopped. I
did uh Monday and Tuesday I did some and then
I was like, I'm out, mm hmm, I'm gonna stop
talking about it because it wasn't good for me. Then
I couldn't I wasn't able to come in on the
radio show and be healthy, and so I stopped. But
s C is a friend of mine and she was like, hey,
(59:52):
would you talk about it? And I did it, and
I was so miserable last night and I was. I
watched it back and I was so miserable talking about it,
and I was sad talking and I saw it in
my face for the first time, like I really just
saw it in me. And I'm not even the saddest.
That's the thing that really just hurts my heart is
as as bad as I feel right now, and as
(01:00:16):
my my gut like feels like the bottom of my
stomach she's been cut out from underneath me. That's I
got nothing. I'm one of what people are feeling who
lost people that they love. They were out the show
a lot of people. They put the picture up for
the first time of all of the victims at once.
They filled in all the pictures and I paused it
(01:00:38):
and I just stared at it for no other reason
than I just looked at every single face on the
screen and I was I was really sad, and I
was really appreciative to the listeners of the show. And
and that's all And MH tough is it? Isn't a
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tough week, and I've tried, I've tried not to break down.
Then I felt guilty that we're insensitive when we do
bits that are funny. I don't mean to get emotional
(01:01:29):
right now. I called Amy from the barking lot yesterday
have some barking garage when I was crying because I
just talked to the family lots their son. I didn't
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lose anybody. I don't lose anybody that's try so hard
to be the strong one all the time. And I
don't want to let you down as a listener because
I need to be that I can't. I mean, I
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don't even understand all the emotions I have right now. Um,
I just want to say that I don't even know
if all that made sense. And I don't cry, but
I just feel like a damn. Who the water is
just I'm pushing on it and you know I had
a button and I'll compartmentalize and go back to being
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good for a minute. But I think i'm you having to.
I think it's good to share that and get it out,
and yesterday I think you can only like you said,
I mean, a damn is a good comparison because I
think that call yesterday with that family is what pushed
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you pushed that through. But I think I think it's
good for everybody to let it out and it's okay
to have that emotion and to share it. It's okay,
this is okay, And yeah, you can press the button
and move on from this segment, but it's not pushing
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that button doesn't move us on from what everybody basically
in our country is feeling right now. And it hits
close to home for sure. So you doing I can't
even imagine what that call was like yesterday. No, I
can't imagine, and that's the thing that they called. But
don't feel guilty about feeling something because you had that
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moment and that experience like, well, that's heavy. Like that's all.
In the next segment, we do want to be sad.
I promise you Monday show will not be sad. There
may be times where they that it won't be. It's
not um, it's just I just wanted to say thank
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you to you who listens to the show, and we
wouldn't be able to do this without you. We wouldn't
be able to make small, medium, large differences without you.
And I didn't need another reason to see it, but
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you gave it to me, and that's really all I
have to say right now. So I'm gonna go and
we'll be back and or we want a lot of
East Coast stations leave now. But if you're not the
East Coast and you're central, uh where, we're gonna hang
around for another hour or so. But I just want
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to say thank you. So Lionel Richie is going to
be an American idol um. That's a story itself. And
he's gonna make seven million dollars. That's cool line which
is really a eric An icon and music that's not
even I'm talking about here though. Lionel Richie's daughter is
nineteen years old. Him is Sofia Ritchie, and she's dating
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thirty four year old Scott Dissick. Scott Disick was married
to one of the Kardashians, and I had kids with her,
just dated. They never got married, but they did have
according Kardashi and his the baby daddy, three kids. Uh okay,
Well regardless, he's thirty four and she's nineteen. What's her name,
Sofia Ritchie. Sofia Ritchie, and she's nineteen. He's thirty four right,
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how old are you when you get out of high school?
Typically she's nineteen. She's good today. Legally you're right in
the in the law of the land, you're right. But
isn't that weird? And he's thirty four and she's nineteen.
What is weird about it? He's thirty four and he's nineteen, Like,
what do you have in common? I'm thirty seven, it
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would be that would be tough for me. That's one
year old. But she's been living the celebrity lifestyle, so
she is so much older than nineteen. She's been going
to these v i P parties for years. I think
that makes you older and more maturity. I found the
opposite that people who grow up coddled don't grow. I
watched that Lady Gaga documentary which is called five ft two.
(01:06:13):
It's really good, and she talked about how whenever she
got famous, she stopped growing because everything was started to
be given. She stopped going right then because everything started
to be given to her, not not growing got it
as a human. She stopped developing because once you get famous,
everything starts to be handed to you. Give don't have
to find yourself because everybody's yes, yes, yes, and she
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was like, I did not become an adult. I stopped
right there. But nineteen creepy. It makes him seem creepy, right,
Does anyone else feel like he's a creepy Yeah? No, Eddie, yes,
you are you just saying that? I know? Yes, okay,
I mean even Lionel Richie's like ill, yeah, yeah, because
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it's his daughter. But che nine year old stopped saying things.
It's funny to me, funny to me when I watched
that Kardashian. Okay, Now Eddie's sticking out for him, so
he doesn't think it saying it. Look at you too,
there's Police arrested a time traveler from two thousand eight.
(01:07:16):
Let me tell you this story before you started judging,
because what if this is true? Okay. Officers in Casper, Wyoming,
arrested a man claiming he had arrived from the future
with news about aliens. Police said the man claimed he's
from The man told police he wanted to warn the
people that aliens will arrive next year and that they
should leave as soon as possible. He then asked to
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speak with the president of the town. The man told
police he was only able to time travel because aliens
filled his body with the alcohol that allowed him to
time travel. I mean, what if he's telling the tree
that's thing like, he's probably not, probably not. And there's
there's presidents of towns. Yeah maybe in the future, and
(01:07:57):
so maybe he got confused. Adopt the future. Let me
speak to the president of the town please, And you
know what, probably not right. I'm just saying, there's a
what if? What if to do? What if I told
you aliens were coming? What if I told you am
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what I didn't wrong with you? Okay, listen, Mr Bobby
Bones is my Instagram. You guys made hashtag tell me
something Good the highest trending of the entire United States
today and that was awesome. So that's a great pile
of stories. Great. Now are reusable bags. You know you're
(01:08:45):
trying to be all environmentally friendly. Taking your reusable bag
to the grocery store, Well you better be cleaning it
because the study found that almost all reusable bags contain
large amounts of bacteria. The main culprit raw meat that
sits in the bags. Well, I don't recycle are seldom washed.
I mean, if you think about it, sometimes, yeah, you
unload the groceries, fold them up, put them back in
your car, so maybe wash them every now and then. Yeah,
(01:09:08):
that's an interesting thing. Now. One, I don't use reasonable bags.
I use paper because paper goes away and if you
recycle it. Yeah, I don't use apply paper. Secondly, I
bought a lot of groceries at the gas station. So
you do that because that it's only buy a couple
of things at a time. Sometimes get bags. But that's
(01:09:29):
the thing I need to realize. Sometimes you just put
it in my purse. Yeah, and sometimes you don't even
pay for it. You leave and you steal it. That
is not true accident. If it has accidentally happened, I've
gone back. Um, but you have done it. Go ahead. Um.
The most popular Halloween candy to hand out? What do
you think is the number one fingers? No, no, not
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what you want to resus, not what you want to receive.
What do you think people are handing out the number
one can? Yeah, I'm say jawbreakers, Mike and ikes. It's
very Halloween themes. Just tell us. So, yeah, thank you, Eddie.
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There was no options. Okay, So what really ruined my
chances that ever being asked to host a games show? Yeah?
Well go, let's see I'm gonna take geography for three
d Well, this state has the Grand Canyon. I'm gonna
go Texas. That's not it. Try again, Florida, that's not it.
Try again. How about Maine. No, that's I didn't try.
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That's what Amy would do on a game show. Okay, great, Now,
if someone's listening that was considering me, they're probably not good.
So Candy Corner is first, Sour Patch Kids are next,
then Eminem's, then Milky Ways, then Reese's Peanut butter cups
are the best. I know I should come in first,
but hey, let's be honest, Candycorn's way cheaper than Reese's cups.
So that's probably why. All Right, Cam Newton, we talked
(01:10:54):
about him yesterday because he's not smart, and he made
a really rude will comment to a female reporter. Rude.
I would say, yes, listen, my whole thing was and
we basically laughed in her face and was like, hey,
it's funny to hear our woman talk about routes completely
disrespectful because he was saying that because she's a woman,
she couldn't understand it. I was like, how did every
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dude sports writer that's never played football they also don't
understand it to the level you're absolutely yeah, you're talking
about how bloated bob who has never played football. But yeah,
he should treat blow the Bob the same way you
treat her. If he's going to treat people like, thank you,
and he shouldn't treat people like that. Yes, that being said,
I did think that the criticism back because I said
he can learn from this. I did think that the criticism,
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like the blowback against him was a little harsh yesterday. Well,
that's the point of my story is is that he's
losing money. Now, he's losing endorsements, and I'm okay with that.
Like Dan and Yogurt, they're like, peace out, Cam Newton,
we don't want you. You know who eats a lot
of yogurt women. I'm okay with that. Whenever you have
endorsers and they choose they say, hey, you're kind of
embarrassing me. We're gonna back out. I'm okay with that.
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But people were acting like he had committed a crime.
He did something stupid and you can learn from it,
and the endorsements can always come back. Do you think
his apology was legit? Have a careful though I understand. Nope, wait,
what did he say? I have a careful thought. I
understand that my word choice was extremely degrading and disrespectful.
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It's a woman, and to be honest, that was not
my attentions. And if you are a person who took
a fense to what I said, I sincerely apologize to you.
If it sounds like you're reading it, doesn't sound like
you're being sincere. That's why he'd like he was reading it.
(01:12:43):
I did, and sincere would be owning it. And he's like,
if you took offense, because I've done that before and
fight and be like, listen, if I made you mad,
I'm sorry. That's not the same thing that I'm sorry. Yeah,
it's like recognizing way yeah, like if that reeling sorry,
like he shouldn't, like Bobby said a million times, if
he just owned it and said, man, I watched myself
(01:13:07):
back and I can't believe I said that's exactly yet
because what it was not a good It was not
a good look. Hopefully, because that there makes me think
he didn't watch it back. Who knows, but people doesn't care.
He's probably just so disconnected. Wells probably people people, probably
(01:13:27):
us all the time and you get upset. So that's
not probably people worried him. I just listened to myself
say that back, and that wasn't right at all, Like
it sounded go ahead, um will since we're talking about sports.
Fun fact for Friday, they're at least twenty two children
in the US whose parents named them e sp N.
(01:13:50):
That's that's a lot. That's a lot. Yeah, don't that's it.
Twenty two people named their children the child ESPN. It's
so self fish like the kid being called ESPN. No
I know, And what's your name? Mean? ESPN the sports channel?
But you really think they go by spin yes, okay
(01:14:12):
do or s oh yeah, you shorten a little something.
Let's go yeah, like my name is Bobbylicious but ye okay, alright, alright,
that's that was Amy's pile of stories. There's like the
science guy I don't know say his name, but no
grass Nil Degrassi, Tyson or whatever. I see him all
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the time on Reddit, like they post stuff all the time.
Is the astrophysicist. Yeah, I know who you're talking about,
and they don't know how to say his name, so
I'm embarrassed. I never say it. It's like when you
see somebody, you talk to them seven times, but you're
embarrassed to ask their name because you should know it. Yes,
I'd never say his name out loud. Also, like that
dude from one Direction. Here he is during an interview
with Vanity Fair talking about the universe. There are more
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molecules in a cup of water, and there are cups
of water in all the world's ocean. What you go there?
You okay? Because of centrifugal forces, you weigh a little
bit less on the Equator than you do anywhere else
on Earth, So that means you're gonna be skinning your
way in. Go to the equator. That's interesting. And if
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Earth spun once heard ninety minutes, the centrifical force will
be so great that you would be floating above the ground,
never touching the surface. I wish I knew what some
tripical force was. I've been to the equator, have you? Yeah?
When I was in Kenya? Were you skinnier there? Actually?
I felt a little bit lighter when I took a
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photo with the little sign that said you're standing on
the equator? Did you float? That's gotta cool? Did you know?
Lunchboxes and wife will not watch the Carolina Panther flight
football because the Cam Newton were talking earlier. Yeah, oh
so interesting. Yeah, last Lie, I had no idea she
even cared, but I guess she heard the audio and
she was like, just so you know Cam Newton football,
he won't be on our TV. She always thought he
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was kind of cool and like, you know, hip, and
she was like, I kind of like him. He seems fun.
And she goes, Nope, if they're playing, we can't watch.
It's all because of this. It translate into it how
humans feel about things, because usually people get mad at us,
like I'm not listening. Finally there's something over there. But
who knew she care? She didn't even really watch the football,
(01:16:21):
but she's like, I don't want to. I don't want
him on our TV. Cam Newton's he's banned. Lunch also
asked me. He's like, hey man, can you make me
look cool? I was like, what do you mean? Another
raging idiot? They're playing in Tulsa because we don't. We're
not playing for we play it not next weekend, but
the weekend after that. We do you love it? Can Tulsa?
I think Tulsa is one. What did he want? Probably
He's like, hey, can you made me look cool? And
(01:16:42):
like you're like me and great? And then I say
hi to him, like sing to him months stage and
stuff like that, like he has friends or my cousin
k and so I was like hey, but he gets
his voice. I was like, look, this is how I
needed none. Yeah, they got tickets to the show. But
make and feel extra special, you know, call him out
of the crowd or something. Then bring them up sing
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a little bit. They get through a kind of a
meet and greet and cool in front of the crowd
and if any of their friends and that'll be like,
oh my gosh, the stage, what do you mean? Happy
to me? Hap happing to meet anybody. But we're not
gonna call somebody on stage that intervenes with our stage.
We actually have a real show. Likely bring people on
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stage before a comedy like we have are the raging idiots,
if I can explain it. We have an awesome band.
It's like a rock show meets a comedy show meets
a great wedding band. That's the best way to describe it.
And its songs. We play our songs and kids songs
and lots of covers and it's the only purpose of
it is to have fun, and so we will meet them,
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but when I'm not going to bring them up. And
but it's their hometown, so if people in the crowd
know them, when they go back to school, they're gonna
be like, man, you got to go through the biball
talk and it made me look really like that could
be hendical for them. Thank you friends. But there's also
insurance that have to pay that if I bring someone
up on stage and they get hurt, I got to
pay insurance for every show. I look, I'll wave the
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insurance field like they're they're fine. They're not gonna be
jumping off the stage. There really well behaved. If anybody
wants to come to Tulsa or lack Or, I'll pass that.
We're awesome. You get a Raging Idiots dot com there.
The shows really are a lot of fun. I wouldn't
like to you. Times have changed. You got insurance, I
have to honest, I got our crowds our big gish Now. Yeah,
(01:18:29):
I just remember about insurance in that. That's absolutely yes.
So there's that. Do you want to know these are
all the people going into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame? Oh yeah, let's hit them. Come on, lunchbox,
I'll play you a riff. I'll tell you no chance
he gets any of them. You don't think some of them?
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Are you ready? Riff number one? Amy? You can play
too in the band. Oh yeah, I've heard this. What's alico? Amy?
It's all saying no, no, no, no, no no change. Interesting, man,
(01:19:21):
it sounds saying what about this one? Oh yeah, yeah,
I know this one? Go ahead if you know I
said what you said? Their vana blind melon? No no,
my melon had at one and then. But it sounds
like the no he doesn't how it's Radiohead. I'm a
(01:19:43):
song what they're massive. They don't even play that song anymore.
That's the only song I know whether I think? Okay,
how about this one? Rock and roll Hall of Fame,
my people, Yeah, boys, I was close. My name is Keith.
(01:20:15):
By the way, breaking news kid rock will be in
next week. Yeah yeah it is not. But that's raging.
Its some machine show. That was like my jams, rage
that time for me and alternative with my time phone.
These are older. You're not gonna know this. I may know,
(01:20:37):
but I mean better at the older. Okay, man, make
a sentence. Yeah, I got nervous. He got nervous. You
made no sense on that, and you're not playing anything
worth anything and you haven't got anything right. Oh yeah, sticks, No,
he's sitting on that answer. Yeah no, Judas Priest. Oh bread,
(01:21:09):
you're I mean, you're crazy. You won't get this one.
You won't get this one. Hold the song, Hold on now,
you won't even know this show. I know the song.
I know the song. I need a little bit of
a song even know it? Se Donna, Donna Summer, No,
(01:21:32):
it's the zombies. Do you know what Donna Summer sings?
No clue I thought she was. She may have been
in the girl that does the th thing. No Summer
THI master, Oh my gosh, not say person's funny. That's
what she's known. At least you're getting kind of Summer, right. Oh,
don't give him credit for my sisters. Like Donna Summer
(01:21:55):
was like she works high for the money. So while
we're talking about her, I don't know except for how
do we Why do we know that song that you
just played? Why Why would I know that? Because I
don't know the zombies? But why do I know that?
That's how I know these? I was like a movie
(01:22:16):
or show or something maybe Forrest Gump maybe. Okay, so no,
that's not the song. These bands are all nominated. I
don't they need to be bigger than that. Stop for
induction be Yeah, and then I did pretty good rufus.
You know I knew that one, and they do what song?
Unchikes tell me something good? Yeah, yeah, that's them. That's
(01:22:40):
like not Ray. Yeah, people think Ray making that by
the way, new music today from you know a lot
of people, Um, why is my Why is our boss
calling me right now? Like I'm literally on the air.
He's probably I'm I'm on the air right now. Oh sorry,
you guys still on the radio. Yeah, we're on the
(01:23:01):
radio right Like literally, you're on the air right now.
You should definitely go back to doing That'll call me
later then, okay, I'll call I'll call you in like
a bit a show. Okay, thank you. I thought something
was wrong wrong time zones in the East Coast time zones.
That scared me because I was like, why is our
boss calling during the show? Nobody calls me during the show.
(01:23:22):
Holy crap, don't do that, um segment. Yeah, I went
from fun to like, oh what do we do? It's cold?
That he's listening. I wonder what alarm one said off
this time? And it's also cold. He's listening. None of
our bosses listening unless they're supposed to. They listen whenever
(01:23:44):
people complain, and that's when they go, oh, I need
to go back and listen. And there's nothing worse than
the feeling of like, what did I say? Did I say? Oh,
I don't. I'm like that was not said, and then
I hear it back and like, oh I did say that.
Everybody forgot Morgan number two is birthday today. I didn't
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forget that. What it was? I never know? You never knew,
so you didn't you didn't forget? Yeah, I didn't. You
know who didn't forget? Probably you? You know you? Of
course I didn't forget. Do you put in your calendar?
Put everything? I had it in my calendar, but then
my computer broke. Morgan number two is twenty four today,
and bring it on in here it is. First of all,
(01:24:30):
you didn't get a crap from all of us. There's
some gluten free donuts, oh yummy, and that tummy. There's
like Morgan speech speech birthday. What's it like? Open up there?
You lunchboxes opening I'm helping you because you have your
hands full. Oh I have. It's like a vegan free cupcake.
There you go, birthday cake and a free People gift car.
(01:24:55):
Shout out let's shot. It looks like a vegan free donut,
gluten free free for everybody. Thank you in her face.
You're not marrying her, Bobby. That's thoughtful, especially that free
People gift card. Thank you very much, Bobby and Dot.
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Do you feel that nobody else remembered um? You know,
because you are only anticipated, honestly, and I didn't tell anybody.
I wasn't like, you know, it didn't really matter what
I did something for her. We had something scheduled today,
like a work thing today, and earlier this week I
canceled it because I was like, she doesn't need to
do extra work on her birthday. We're going to do
cooking with Amy, but she doesn't need to do that
(01:25:35):
on her birthday, so I moved it. Yeah, I text
her this morning and make sure she was coming to work.
Why do you even talk sometimes? Like what's the use
of words? Hey, happy birthday? Well, I'll have don nuts.
We're really happy you're part of the show. Extremely happy,
(01:25:56):
And there's our girl. We call her Deuce. She's more
number two Wichita Zone Morgan, number two. Thank you for
listening today, Thank you for listening this week. We know
this week has been different and tough and hard and
all the above and confusing all that. It's been all that,
(01:26:18):
and so thank you for just going through the week
with us. And I guess that's all I have to say.
You can go to Bobby Bones dot com. We still
and we'll continue to have our pimp and joy and
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We don't keep any of that money. It's all going
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to Las Vegas victims. Thank you. We will see you Monday,
and I hope your weekend is good and you find
some joy somewhere in it. Thank you very much. Okay,