The Sore Losers Set A Record!

In this episode we celebrate a new record that was set on Monday afternoon and we get to go on the ride to experience the journey. Random Kid Cody and Lunchbox had plans a week in the making but something went wrong with each of them ending up in different places. Ray got the chance to experience his first ever MLS game on Tuesday night so we will find out of he's not a soccer die hard. Plus we answer some of the emails from listeners.  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Whoa you're on? Yeah? Okay, man, what a day. It's
a great day and I got Man, I gotta tell you,
nothing is better than making plans with someone like a
week in advance. Because we got off on Monday. What
did you say? You said, man, it's a beautiful day,
you should go do what? Uh? Why? When I told

(00:22):
you to hook up with your wife? No, that's when
you said, man, you should. You may even get up
be able to get on the golf course. I knew
what I said. Well, hey, is that when you suggested
inviting another couple over. I hate to tell you, the
listeners didn't know what you said. So I was just
like So, I was like, Ray, duh, you know I'm

(00:43):
going to play golf on this beautiful Monday. You oh,
because random kid Cody, our old intern he married another intern.
We had been texting for a week about going to
play golf because we've been trying for a year year
and a half to play golf. He works overnight, so

(01:04):
the only time he can go, he likes to go
right when he gets off work seven am. I mean
you cater to him. I wish you did that for me. Ray.
This is when he loves to hit that first ball. No,
and so I'm like, all right, dude, let's let's try
to figure this out. And he texted me. Let me see.
When he texted me, it was great. Yeah, let's get

(01:25):
the timeline set. Yeapmart, Okay, here we go. You're being
so slow. I'm about to go take a piss and
then come back. He said. On Saturday, September sixth, He said, Hey,
September tenth through the seventeenth, when could you play? I said,

(01:46):
are you off all that week? He said no, but
my wife's sisters in town, So I will to get
more sleep even if I play golf, because there'll be
help there for the kids. I get it, parenthood. I said,
I could play that Monday or Wednesday. He said that

(02:08):
Monday would be ideal. I said, could you do about
one or one thirty or does it need to mean morning?
He said, no, I could play at those times. It's perfect.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
You guys actly you're talking about like some tropical vacation.
You guys are going to local Muni that would be idyllic.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Correct. So this past Friday, I wanted to follow up
with Cody the crystal clear waters of the Muni Pond,
and I said, are we playing Monday? And he said yeah.
I said, okay, is one o'clock or one thirty still
good with you? And he goes, I'd prefer one o'clock.
Oh my gosh, get to the point I don't ray.

(02:52):
I gave him his breakfast ball at one oh two.
Who gives a rip when Cody wants to play golf?
That's why I play by myself. I said, is Andrew
coming and does the local muni work? He said, I'll
ask him. I'm not sure if he's working that day,
and yes, that course works. Then he replies he's in.

(03:17):
I said, okay, I will hit up my dude and
get a tea time. I got a connection now, and
they just told me that I can text him and
he'll put us on the T sheet. And he goes, dang,
that's big time the connections you need. I said, it
only took twelve years of living here to finally have
a connection at one golf course. He said, Saturday, three

(03:40):
fifty five PM. Three lady connections. Dude.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
My lady doesn't make me pay until I check out
for the day. If I go at the turn, She's like, honey,
don't even worry about it. Get me on the way out.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I love that. How's that not a connection? That's a connection.
She lets me pay later. That's pretty good lay away golf.
I've never heard of it. And he said on Saturday
at three fifty five pm, we get in, and I replied,
at five forty eight pm, he said, he's off Monday,
but the guys would try to get us in on
the t sheet. Okay, the connection, the connection. So we

(04:14):
get done with the pod. On Monday, I go on,
I post the pod, I close down my computer. I
AM's laptop shut till Tomorrow's right, I understand the reference.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
No, oh, my gos Wolf of Wall Street. All women,
it's a I guess largely them women. On Friday, there's
this meme where it says, slam's laptop shut till Monday.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh, and then it's like, I'm done with damn work. Boom,
slams the laptop shut. God, that's what you did. I didn't.
I didn't realize that, and so I tribed the local
MUNI slam tablet home till Monday. Ray. I pull up
at twelve fifty one pm, and I'm like, man, this
is great. I text Cody. I said, hey, you here

(05:01):
you up? I said, is Andrew here? And I get
out of the car. I change in my shorts, my
golf shirt, put my golf hat on, and I grabbed
the bag and I'm about to walk up to the clubhouse.
And there's a guy that's unloading his cart and he's
about to get in his car, and he goes, hey,
and I said, you want me to take the cart?
And he goes, that'd be awesome. I said, perfect saves

(05:22):
me the walk. Good timing, Perfect timing. And so I
throw the clubs on there and I roll up to
the clubhouse and I said, hey, man, you know we're
here for the one. You know, we're three of us,
blah blah blah, and he goes all yeah, we'll get
you out in a minute. I go outside and Cody
still hadn't texted me back about it. Are you here?
You up? That's the late night text to a chick

(05:44):
when we were single. Are you up? Yeah? Oh yeah.
The new version of that is are you here? Hey?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Where the car are you? Yeah? And I called Cody.
I said, dude, are you here? And he goes, no,
I'm at the zoo. You hear the zebras in the background,
and I'm like, what do you mean you're at the zoo.

(06:11):
I thought we we've been planning this. I mean, I
have the text message receipts. I have a receipt at
the receipt, at the receipt that we're doing this damn thing.
At one o'clock on Monday, Housewives Edition, he said, Oh,
I texted you later Saturday and said, do we need
to come up with a backup plan. I'm like, you did,

(06:31):
and I go back and look, and he goes, he did.
He texted me at seven thirty two pm on Friday,
we need a backup plan just in case question mark.
But I don't understand what what backup plan did we need?
We we had golf set. We sound like, dude, a
bunch of monkeys trying to find our nuts. He's like, sorry, man,

(06:53):
so I'm at the zoo with the family. Oh it's
Justin would say we sound like nutless apes. And I said, well,
what about Andrew? Is he coming? He goes, no, I
told him we weren't playing because you never you said
we didn't have a backup plan, and I guess I
didn't realize. I totally missed the text.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's my fault, right, But were you taking the conversation
saying it's not for sure this guy's gonna hook it up.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
I said, they will try, but once you're at the
golf course, you just got to tell him you're there
and they'll put you on the sheet and get you out.
So once you get there, you're not gonna oh no, okay,
and then drive to another course that takes thirty minutes
and the day's ruined. Sometimes you gotta do it. If
you try that one out by where I used to
live in the West Side. Yeah, And so I was
just like, crap man, he goes, my bad dude, He goes,

(07:34):
we'll play one of these days, and I was like,
I don't know if we will, cause this just we
had it set up a week in advance and it
didn't come through. So I had this whole anticipation of
seeing Cody. I haven't seen him, and I mean at
least six seven months. I don't even know what he
looks like. Does he have long hair now? Does he
have short hair? Beard's part probability is the beard out
of control? Like is he pushing three hundred pounds? Has

(07:57):
he been working? I have no idea what's going on
in his life.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I was just saying, especially with the convention, people put
twenty pounds on him in some facial hair, you know,
give it a year. I would say, Really, a lot
of our people. I don't see a buddy from college
put thirty pounds on him, longer hair, maybe a silver
dollar in the back, probably what he's gonna look like.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
So then I had a decision to make. Do I
go back to my car, pack up my bag, take
off the golf shoes, and tuck my taibletree my legs
and go home. Hey, do you want to take the
cart back over there? Yeah? I'm not even gonna go. Yeah,
you take it now back. I'm done already. I finished
before you, but you had already finished eighteen holes. You

(08:38):
want to take the cart? All right? Or do since
I'm at the golf course, go ahead and play? Because
I was anticipating playing, and I was looking forward to
a beautiful day on the course on a Monday. And
I had to weigh those options. And I looked at
myself and I'm like, well, I drove over here. It

(08:58):
would kind of be a waste of gas money if
I just turned around and went home. Now gotta play
so I went back into the clubhouse. I was like, hey, man,
I'm mistaken. I told you three. It's just gonna be me.
I always mess up threes in one. Yeah, I get
a little confused on my numbers, you know what I mean.
It's hard for me to count on my fingers how
many people are actually gonna be in my group. The

(09:20):
other one is at the zoo. The other guy, I
don't know where he is.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Oh my gosh, make up a story too. Of my
buddies colleagues got stuck at the law firm. Pretty busy
case I believe will win it. But yeah, I'm gonna
go ahead and just play solo.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Is that cool? That sounds a lot better my buddies
at the zoo.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, my buddies at the zoo and the other guy's
strung out on drugs.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
It's just me today, coach, makeup story. I thought the
story was better that man, My my buddy chose the
zoo over this dude, Like, are you kidding me? Like
I thought they would relate to that. It sounds like
your friends go to pee wee playhouse. Who's that guy?
Freaking mister bean? No, no, mister Bean, we know pee

(09:59):
heard yeah, pee wee herman. Anyway, So I went back in.
I was like, hey, man, it's just gonna be me actually,
and he goes, you're ready to go right now? Hell yeah,
I can go. I was like, yeah, I guess I
can go right and he goes, all right, Uh, you
see those guys, two guys on the tea box. You're
gonna join up with them. Hey, hey, Carl, Carl, you
out there. Uh no, I'm out here in the bay.

(10:20):
But what do you need? Uh? I need you to
stop those guys on the tea box. Tell him you
got another one joining them. Okay, I can drive right
over there right now. I'll do that right now. And
so I mean the cart bay is literally right next
to my cart, So I mean I almost beat him
to the tea box. Just yell next time. Thanks. Yeah,
and he goes and the guy goes, all right, man,

(10:40):
you're gonna go just jump in with those guys, all right.
So I'm run out, jump up, drive up to the Hey, Hey,
you know I said I'm gonna join it. And he goes, yeah,
that's what this guy told us.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
What is it, Beth Page, tight security ray, good foreshadowing.
That's gonna be the Ryder Cup in a week.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, it's gonna be a rider coming a week and
a half. I will be there. Uh. And then I'm like,
all right, man, introduced myself. Cool. Cool. I didn't see
them hit. They'd already teed off and I step up
and smack it down the middle like wow, man, good shot.
I'm like, thanks, man, thanks, let's let's get this round going,
bye bye high five. Were they together? Yeah, they were together,
but I mean together together? No, no, not together. I

(11:16):
took me like four holes to figure out if they
were together together or just like together. And it turns
out the one guy he mentioned his girlfriend got him
maybe the shooter yep, and so she was like, he
was like, ah, my girlfriend got this for me. I
really love it. And so that's when I knew they
weren't together together. Rangefinder, Yeah, rangefinder. And so we proceeded

(11:40):
to play the eighteen holes, and I mean it was
it was slow going, Like, what was it windy that day? No,
it wasn't wind either, wasn't I mean barely any wind
out the next day? Then, yeah, it was beautiful that
first hole. I hit it right down the fairway and
then a little wind at my back and I freaking
pull out the eight iron boom and I hit it

(12:02):
over the green too far, and then I chipped up
and one putted for par and they were like whoa.
And I'm like, guys, this is not gonna this. Trust me,
this is not going to go on all day. Okay
they were worse than you. Well, no, no, no, I just
want to gauge in it. That's what I'm gonna say.
That one guy, the lefty, could smack it. See what

(12:23):
is with lefties. They've just got such a built in
golf swing. And he didn't hit like his his drive
it wasn't high. It was a low line drive, but
it went two hundred and fifty sixty yards. Jeez. I
mean he was smacking that drive and his irons went
way up in the air. But was gonna say so?
Then the only problem was we got to hold like four,

(12:46):
and there's a traffic jam. There was a group in
front of us had a twosome, and then the group
in front of them was four and there was four walkers. Dude,
not getting past them, correct, not evenly, not only four walkers,
but four walkers in their sixties probably Yeah, so they

(13:07):
are One guy got the umbrella up, you know what
I mean, covering him taking forever. And I mean one
of the guys that I was playing with was getting
so pissed.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
And I'm telling you, guys, it's the difference in this
We have jobs. We're kind of like lackeyy split. These
guys have nowhere to be and I respect that they're
in no hurry. But that's what the golf course brings rich, poor, retired, unretired.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, homeless, not homeless, mansions and moats and people that
living on a boat. I mean, there's all sorts of
people at the golf course. And the one dude in
my group is getting so mad. I mean we were
on whole six. Wait their ages, they're probably late twenties. Okay,
it would be my guests. Those are bros. They're bros

(13:52):
because one of them was from the Wood, Brentwood. But uh,
you know, he's not living at home anymore. He's living
he's got a real job. He's in real estate raising crypto.
The other guy was in tech sales and he hadn't
had a dishwasher in three weeks? What is he an
AI bought? What do you mean he's in tech sales?
That's what he told me, Man, tech sales, how do
you do program? Chad GPT your little Gemini? I'm like,

(14:15):
what do you do? Call people and say, hey, will
you sign up for AI? I didn't really ask questions,
but cool. And he hadn't had a dishwasher for three
weeks and the dishwasher guy said, oh, I can come
between eight and noon. So he was like, I thought,
I'm gonna take half the day off. You know, he'll
be here at eight, get it done, I'll go to work.
He goes. Dude didn't show up till noon, he goes,
so it's right in the middle of the day. So
I just said, screw it, I'm taking the whole day.

(14:36):
We're going to play golf. The worst when they have
the window and they do the end of the window,
the end of the windows the worst. He's like. So
he was I was like, man, if we hurry, we
can get the golf course, we can get eighteen in.
And we're sitting there on the T box on six
and the one guy's like, man, this is so stupid.
So they shouldn't even offer walking at the golf course.
It's so dumb, Like, what's the even point of walking?

(14:59):
The golf course, Like, this is why golf courses are stupid,
because they don't need to be offering walkers because all
it does is slow everybody down and it's just an
inconvenience for everybody. If they want to have walking, it
should be one day a week and walkers can go
on that day. Every other day you got to ride
in the cart. Hey, do you need a snickers? Man?

(15:20):
I'm like, you're not the same when you're hungry, geez.
And I'm like, well, I mean some of them do
it for exercise. Well that's not my That started debating
the guy in my head. In my head, in my head,
in my head, I was like, well I o golf
with any other people. I was like, man, in my head,
I'm like, they're sixty, so they gonna do it for exercise.

(15:44):
But he's like, I just don't get it. I mean,
we got places to be and I don't want to
be here for six hours. I'm with them on that,
And now I was like, no, I agree. I was
like no, man, I totally feel you. Man. I was like,
you know, I'd come out on weekdays trying to get
in and out two and a half three hours. You
can play around of golf. He's like, but maybe a
turn they'll go in for like twenty minutes and then
we can we'll just zip past them. Sometimes that can happen.

(16:06):
I'm like, smart, of course didn't happen. What do you mean,
because they didn't grab any pork missiles, They didn't grab anything. Yeah,
they'd tell hey, I heard they have good missiles. They
went straight to the tenth tee. We could see them,
so we said, we got somebody eat. I got a
burger because I hadn't eaten lunch. I got a burger
and some sun chips. And then we went to number ten,
and what do we do? Stop playing? We stopped playing.

(16:28):
We sat there and sat there and let the group
in front of us finish the whole number ten. Because
there's no one behind us, nobody behind us. You should
have jumped in front. Just skip a hole. That's what
I said, dude. We could literally skip to number twelve
and then come back and then come back and play
ten and eleven when we finish eighteen, and no, we'll

(16:50):
just sit here. We'll just sit here. So we let
the group in front of us play the part four
that number ten, and then they played the par three,
number eleven, and we didn't tee off on number ten
until they were teeing off on number twelve. The group
in front of us smart. Then it pretty much flowed
the rest of the day. Okay, rest of the day
it flowed. And let me tell you, Ray, when I

(17:11):
got that par on number one, I was like, man,
that was awesome. And then I think I got a
bogie on number two, and then the number three is
a par five. I hit it left out of the fairway,
then I hit it right, and there's some trees and
I'm like, man, I'm gonna have to do a punch
shot or I'm gonna go over those trees. And I
don't really know how to go over trees. Yeah, that's

(17:33):
not in our bag. It's not really in our bag.
What you talking about? Over the tree? Anytime you try
to go over the tree, you're gonna go right into it,
Like just go under it, right. But if I go
under it, I don't think there's a real shot at
me making it to the green and three and you know,
so I was like, I'm gona I'm gonna try this.
So I get the eight iron out hit some guy's
house and I'm in the rough and I kind of

(17:55):
opened the club face and I just whack, and oh
my god, it went over the tree, and I mean
it's going right for the pines, bounces, goes right by
the pin and rolls off the back of the green.
But I mean, no, no, no, it was probably the
greatest iron shot I've ever hit because it went over
the tree. And I'm in my in my size bag,

(18:19):
going damn, that was a golf shot. That was a
golf shot. That's what the pros do. But they can
stick it on the green. That's the difference. Yeah, exactly,
that is the difference. They stick it right by the
stick and right they got brakes on that ball. And
so after nine, I'm plus six. That's good. I'm a
plus six. Okay, so you're at forty one. I am

(18:40):
on fire, So you're a plus twelve handicap at this point.
At that time, I am looking at like wow, wow, Wow,
we're setting this course on fire. You're plus twelve. I
defillot this thing for I got the golf finder. Yeap.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
The max it goes is plus twenty. I'm plus like
twenty five. It would even go as high as I am.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
I'm usually like a p plus eighteen or nineteen, you
are that's my handy. Yeah, it must be a plus forty.
And so we go to number ten and I get
up there and I hit the drive, goes a little
right in the rough. I'm hitting it out of the rough,
and I mean I yank it so far left into
the woods, chip it up onto the green, three put

(19:23):
triple bogie. Uh, there goes the handicap and there, I mean,
after being plus six on the front, I'm plus three
and number ten and I'm just like, oh my gosh,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
And you got those old fellows looming up ahead. The
only thing you can do there is crack one open.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
Just enjoy the day.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
But I know you don't crack one open because it's
a Monday Monday, but sometimes you got to otherwise you're
not gonna enjoy yourself.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
And I will say, these Brosky's they didn't crack one open,
really on a Monday day off two dudes in the
mid twenties not cracking open a single one.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
The thing I always got a good laugh the Muni
on the West Side. It didn't matter Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, obviously, Thursday, Friday,
those first three days of a week, bros would crack
at noon, cracks it. Heck, they even got me cracking.
One time, Abby was doing the walk around Arnold's girl
and she saw me crack a beer.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
I go, I literally have two beers out here in
your mom and you walk around the track right when
I'm drinking a beer, I look like an alcoholic. Yeah,
it makes you feel It felt weird, and they weren't
cracking a beer. But on whole number five they started
hitting their vapes. I didn't they didn't look like vapors.
Did see so that they're California. I had no idea
they would be vapors. They did not look like vapor
all are, but they were smoke everywhere. When we went

(20:41):
to low Kei fuxs. We went to Hawaii. Whoa, okay,
rich rich these vapors in this economy. These terran was
so into the vape. We went to five ten stores
in Lahina, which went the entire Maui Island to try
and find a vape. She couldn't get one.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Those people are a dude. We were down doors for
them to open up at seven am because she woke
up and needed the vape. Those things are more addictive
than cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
That's what I hear. And they're worse for you, is
what I hear. I was like, kids, put down the vapes.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I'm trying to nurse a hangover all I needed some
eggs and Baky and Terrence just drove the entire Maui
Island looking for this vape, just to get some of
this whatever it was. It's magic power, magic little fairy
dust into her lungs.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
What was it was? Probably the weed one I don't know.
And now there's thirteen. Yeah, theirs didn't smell like weed.
I know what weed smells like, and it didn't smell
like it. So then we go throughout the after that
triple bogie, I think I maybe bogie the next one,
then PARR, then parr, then par then bogie. Okay, I'm

(21:47):
keeping the note card right here. Then par so going
to seventeen. If I can par both these holes, I
am gonna shoot a personal best of my life. Woh.
So I step up on the par five seventeenth and
I line up that drive what and I absolutely murder

(22:15):
shit murder the freaking drive. So then I'm sitting I
don't know how far out two twenty out on the
par five. I mean, get the hybrid. Get the hybrid exactly.
I just want to put it. You know I could
what I really should have done. You ain't driving the green.
You just need to lay up. No, no, should have

(22:35):
done a six iron. Put that about one fifty five
and that way you're sitting eighty zo out, you know
what I mean, No big deal. But instead I get
the four wood. Now, yank it to the left a
little bit in the rough, but I'm only sixty yards out.
So all right, get that attech wedge right on the

(22:55):
green below the hole in three in three green in
regulation beautiful g I R I line up that putt.
It's probably about a eighteen footer. Line it up, and
it's gonna go left to right. There's a big hook,
think and it starts curving to the right, starts curving

(23:16):
to the right, and the guy's like, oh oh oh,
stays on the top side of the hole, goes past
the hole down a hill. It's okay, it's okay. Oh no.
So he went off the green, not off the green,
but just like to the backside of the green. And
I'm all right, that's all right. I'm gonna step up
with my Putter, would you mind not saying anything this time?

(23:38):
College bro after the drive of my life for poor missus,
and I bogey and I bogey. So now you got
a birdy to have the best score of your life?
Have to have a birdie for the best score of
my life. Assuming you don't, let's go to break and

(24:01):
onto another story. Oh you did, And so I step
up on eighteen. I'm like this one it's for Cody
who didn't show up. Whack And I rip it right
down on the fairway. But the only problem is there's
this big tree that hangs over the fairway. Now I'm
on the right side of the fairway. Do you want

(24:22):
to be on the right And I'm like, okay, Do
I go over this tree? No, through it gets your
four or do I get my four iron and sting
it up on the green? Give it a stinger man
one hundred and twenty out? What do you boys think?
Be sting or rainbow? Not you guys are gay or anything?
You know what I mean golf term. So I pull

(24:42):
out the four iron, hit that stinger rolls right past
the hole six feet below the cup. There you go,
there's your birdie and we're gonna take a break, and
then I drop a ball just because I'm gonna see
if I can get it over this tree? Why would
you do that? And I hit it over the tree,
but short of the green. The right call was the stinger.

(25:05):
I just wanted to practice the shot. But after you're
playing perfect and don't try and mess all right, don't
try to mess with it. And the guys they they're
on the green now. One guy misses his put bad.
Other guy misses his put bad. So it's my turn
to go. I step up. It's gonna be a little
right to left bender, right to left bender. I have

(25:25):
the sound effect ready, I step up, clink, it's starting
to curve left, curve left, and whoa, And I said,
if yeah, boys, if yeah. You guys just got to
see me shoot the best round of my freaking life. Yeah,

(25:48):
we don't know you cool? Uh, I see you never
Thanks for playing with us, like that's why I don't
play with people. And they don't give a rip of
you for Adam, And they didn't really care. They're like
they're like, oh that's cool, man, that's cool. They're like,
what'd you shoot? Good luck with air conditioning sales or
whatever you do. Heading back to the Tech World Seal
lader Man I said, and they said, what's you shooting?

(26:09):
I was like, eighty three, and then one guy's like, oh,
shot in eighty one. So I'm like, dude, you don't
have to one up me. I am in my moment
right now, eighty three eighty three. And when I say no, no, no,
hold on, when I say eighty three, I mean a
one hundred legit eighty three. Okay. I've played with you before.
I believe you. Not a single gear, ain't no foot wedges, no,

(26:29):
no gimmes, I put it. Every putt gimme from a
foot out is fine, every putt for putt it gimme
five feet out is fine. No no, no, no no no.
You miss a putt be adjust in play three cup
links out is again. Anybody that does that, guys, that's

(26:51):
where you're gonna get all your points. Miss all those
putts you get the time. So I hate the people
we joke about this. I hate the people that do
a gimme and it's like five feet guys, those are
the ones you miss, and that's so hard. Remember that
adds eighteen to your score because you never make those
putts and that day I did. My putter was on fire,
on fire, it was. It was amazing. Okay, you celebrated

(27:14):
by yourself. Congrats man, I did. And I told those dudes,
I was like yeah, and they're like cool, man, cool.
My name's Sloan. I'm all alone. Thanks guys, see you
later and we'll take a break. All right, we gotta start,
We gotta start the show. Many. I did not know
the trip down the golf course was gonna take twenty
seven minutes, right, I apologize. I was not gonna.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Allow you to until I realized it was building for
a grand crescendo.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Oh dude, the birdie on eighteen. I'd never birdied that
whole in my life ever, in my life. And you
were celebrating under the Tennessee sun all by yourself. Dude. Oh,
you know what I did is a hell of a game.
You know what I did on the way home. Nobody
saw it, not your kids, your wife, me, justin nobody, dude.
You and your AI bought friends, and you know what

(28:01):
I did on the way home, though, I stopped and
bought a gallon of Bluebell cookies and cream ice cream
because I'm gonna celebrate with the kids, and the wife
and I get home and the kids are in absolute
piss moods and we got no ice cream because we
had to get into bed. Here's to me, well, you
had done that late. No, but we ate dinner and

(28:22):
then yet they had to do showers and they were
all grouchy and angry, and I was just like, oh
my god, I just want to have ice cream with
you guys. And my wife's like, no, no, we're not
doing that because it's just gonna no. And so we
didn't celebrate my greatest round ever together. All right, We're
gonna do it live. We oh the one two three,
so loser? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know

(28:47):
the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
It's Sis and I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
I live on the north side of Nashville and bays
Or my wife in the country as a broadway girl.
We had two point two acres, two point two kids
at Vanderbilt. Justin is alive. He did check on him.
And I'll die have a heart attack when I'm seventy
two coach over to you and again back over to me.
I haven't played golf in months. It's too damn hot.
And never know when we're gonna get off work. And
on Saturday, Baser wants to hang out on Friday, she

(29:19):
wants to hang out on random Fridays justin it'll be like, hey,
we should have made a tea time and I'll say, well,
I just look, there's none available. So you really really
can never play golf. So I just play off my
back patio all the time, and I love it. And
find what you love about the game of golf and
do that used to be gambling. I just play golf
off my back patio and I love it. Couldn't care
less about the course. And I got this new rap

(29:40):
Sodo machine. Haven't figured it out yet. Tell me that
it's gonna measure all my shots. It'll show me what
I'm doing, my ball speed, it shows me my attack angle,
my smash factor, how fast the ball's going, the degrees
that it's at, all of this stuff. I'm gonna have
more data on my shot than Tom Brady with his
deflated footballs.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Back when he used to have be the data gate.
Who is the dada guy, Billy Bean, money Billy Bean.
I want to have more data about my swing than
Billy Bean and Moneyball. And I'll hang up and listen.
I knew i'd get there, So what's the data saying?
I haven't got it figured out. I charged. I was
all ready to set it down and do it. It

(30:21):
has to charge for five hours, I mean five hours.
I was already in bed for three hours when it
was done charging, So okay, yeah, And I do know
that the one guy, his driver was kind of going
a little to the right. So on number sixteen he
pulled out the little practice thing that you have and
was practicing his drive, like with that little rubber thing
with the ball on the end, the yellow dongle, the

(30:42):
yellow dongle, he was practicing his drive. I do know that.
And the lefty on number sixteen, he hit it left
into the trees. Then he chunked one into the trees again,
and he had a pretty good club throw. That was
the only club throw on the day.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Beazer's like, why don't you always play with your yellow dongle?
I got and I go because it looks like the
dildo they threw in the NFL field. I mean, anytime
you pull out that thing on the MUNI people think
you're a tool.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, and then I did see that. I don't know
if this is true or not, but Laurie booked her
ticket to the convention. It's about time, Laurie. We haven't
seen you in about sixteen years. Hey, guys, I lost
my voice. Hey it's Laura talk. So that means I
assume Twins coming and he'll be disappointed. He'll be wearing
his Cowboys gear. They won't be playing because he'll be

(31:29):
playoff time. And I think I don't know if this
is right, but Danny posted that she's said she can't come, Like,
that's not real. Her and Mario are going to be here, right,
They're always do an airbnb house. Yeah, they all do
an Airbnb house. Like maybe that airbnb house broke up.
Maybe they're not coming this year. I don't know. But
when I saw that, I'm like, that can't be real.
Do we have a deal with a hotel or can

(31:50):
I give people a good place? You can give him
a good place? Oh wait, yeah, go ahead, listen. We
tipped off and ones with this spot. I usually don't
like to release it, but look up, sobro Placemaker just
give it a Google on Gemini. It is awesome. You
don't even feel like you're in a hotel.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
It's actually not a hotel, and it's bigger than a
hotel room.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
And the location is perfect. Is our stuff gonna be
downtown downtown? Oh, we're hoping everything's gonna be down. I mean,
I don't know. And that wasn't a good recommendation. Yeah,
it's not gonna be all downtown downtown. All right, guys,
just forget I told you any of that. We got
an email though. Yeah, and remember, I gotta tell my story.
Oh yeah, go ahead, but it's a small story. Go ahead,
I want to hear it. So I went to my

(32:35):
first Nashville sc soccer game. Excuse me on Tuesday night
the US Cup. You went to the game.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
So they hit me with an email and they said,
we're trying to get new fans to the game. All
you gotta do is respond to this and we'll send
you tickets. Responded just like that. They send me two tickets,
tickets behind the net. So I'm gonna be right there
for every goal. We scored three.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Goals, saw every goal, would have saw every goal if
I'd went to the game. So this is the part
I feel bad about.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
So you click into these tickets that they sent me, okay,
and I thought, well, if I'm not gonna go, I'm
gonna try and sell them. So I click into these
tickets that they gave me for free to try and
grow the game of soccer, and they have it blocked.
You can't sell them from Ticketmaster to other Ticketmaster people blocked.
You can transfer, but you can't sell them. I go, crap,

(33:31):
I shouldn't even have got these tickets in the first place.
It could go to somebody else. Hold on a second,
what if I go on tick pick say.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
That I oh, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa? What is tickpck?
You get tickets there? So I've never heard of it. Man,
it sounds like dick pick.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
So what if I go to tickpic and then I
transfer the tickets and I don't even involve ticket Master?
All I need to do is then outside transfer instead
of inside try to sell smart So on tikt pick,
you don't even need screenshots of tickets.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
You don't need anything. Oh you do is just type
in the They just trust you. If you screw somebody,
they double charge your credit card.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
So They're assuming you're gonna be pretty trustworthy. So I
throw them up there just see if they sell. If
they don't know, no penalty.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
They sold only five minutes, thirty seven dollars profit. It
was like forty five dollars profit, thirty seven dollars. They're like,
we'll have it to you in two weeks some hub
wallet or something. Perfect. Now, how do I get them
to these people? So then I go back to the website,
Nashville SC website, and there's the option to transfer tickets.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
It won't let you sell them, but you can transfer them.
So I get the guy's name from tickpic and his email,
take those tickets from Ticketmaster.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
What's his name? Reese? Okay, and transfer them to Reese
and tikpic sends me an email and I go, I
think that worked because I never really even had these
virtual tickets. I never proved to Reese I had these tickets.
I just I got him a random email from ticket
Master that I didn't even know if they were really
allowing me to transferm tickets. I hope he got them

(35:06):
five minutes later, like eight thirty am. It all went
down in no less than twenty minutes, less than twenty minutes,
tickpick has accepted your tickets, and your thirty seven dollars
is processing. I sold the free tickets. They sid.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
And Reese went to the game and he saw a
massive Nashville SC win, Saame Surage with five goals. Maybe Reese,
thank you Nashville SC for spreading the game of soccer.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Was as happy as a clam last night. Him and
his Broski, or him and his girl, or him and
his dad, him and his mom. I don't know him
and his kid. I don't know who he went with.
Sam Surge could not be stopped. And you know what,
thank you Nashville SC for growing the game of soccer.
Because Reese is a fan. That's funny, man, Because I

(35:57):
was like, I was walking around that stadium last night
and see you anywhere you went. I went to that game.
What are you freaking kidding? Man? I just saw you there.
If I would have run into you in the concourse,
I'd have been like, what are you doing here? Were
you behind the net? No? Oh? See, mine was one
O eight behind the net. I was side net and

(36:19):
I when they scored one of you to saw me
and Baser behind the net. I'd have been look, I
look at my wife. Is that Ray and Bay over there?
There's no way that's Ray and Bay. Ray would Ray
would not go to a soccer game, and on a
Tuesday night, let alone. But here's the great part. It
was seven pm. You're right about half about that. I
would go to a soccer game. I would not go
to a harder game on a Tuesday night. Yeah, seven pm, dude,

(36:43):
where you're out of there at nine ten? It was
so awesome. It wasn't even late. And here's the hard part.
There's plenty of good seats still available. Really there it
was empty. It was it was empty. Well, those tickets
so like lickety split.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
I mean, I know sooner got an email from tikpiksand
thanks for registering, and another one banged the other email
out of my inbox and said, you have.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Sold your tickets? What? I just listed them? I didn't
even know they're on the web. It was so empty
that some of the houses weren't even selling their lawns
for the game. You park on them for free? No,
it was so empty. I just turned on one of
the streets street parking for free, free right in front
of someone's house that put up a no parking sign.

(37:31):
Guess what I did in front of their no parking sign.
I parked and I walked up my ass to that
stadium out a word the entire time. Why it's not
a legal sign? They just printed a no parking sign
and stuck it in their yard. Like, you can't do that,
you don't own the street.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
I want to say, though, it's this US League's Cup
is confusing as hell. Give me MLS, give me the playoffs.
Nobody understands it, and that's why I didn't sell out.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
I'll be honest with you. I had no idea what
it was. It doesn't count towards stats. Now I know
that count towards anything. What is it? I just want MLS.
I want playoffs. I want to know NFL playoffs, NBA playoffs,
mL in in season tournament NBA. It's confusing as hell.
You want you want to know when it's in season
tournament when they had the god ugly courts, when they

(38:17):
have those ugly courts that are awful you can't see,
and you're like, what is that crap? Well, I think
w NBA does it too, They do in league tournament whatever.
It's the stupidest thing ever but anyway, I still watch it.
It's fun. Yeah, because the Caitlyn Clark's team won it
did Yeah, and now they're in the playoffs. I mean,
she doesn't even play. She's never playing this year. Yeah,

(38:38):
she's in street clothes.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
But guys, if your commissioners listening, please know n season
tournaments like the one at Nashville SC last night. I said,
they don't make My name is Bennett, I ain't in it.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
My name is Paul. It's up, d'all. It doesn't make
no sense. My name's uh common and Ince. It don't
make no sense, dude. It's It's really weird because I
thought it was the League's Cup where we played Messi
a couple of years ago in the final and it
was all amazing, and I kept going, man, like, what
when does the Leaks Cup semi finals? When do they play?
And it was like Leak's Cup has not started yet.
I'm like, no, it is because we the Nationalists seed

(39:09):
just advanced yesterday like whenever they it was like Leak's
Cup has not started yet. Totally different tournament. We're not
even in Leaks Cup because we sucked so bad last season,
and the playoffs don't start for another month. Correct, that's
what I care about, and still get playoff games here. Yeah,
we'll get at least one. Okay, that's actually exciting. And
so we we did go last night with Josh and

(39:31):
Mary who live around the corner. We left the kids
at home with a babysitter and we saddled up and
we drove to the stadium and we were there and
it was empty. We had the whole road to ourselves.
It was amazing. Yeah, I host a podcast. The guy
he kind of looks like that guy behind the net. Yeah,
wait is what I thought Ray was gonna be sitting

(39:51):
in one a Wait, why does that is that? Reese?
His wife just flushed? So that's weird. And I mean,
we watched and it was awesome. Sam Surage, let me
tell you, I want to apologize to that dude. He's
player of the year. He is the player of the year,
and I want to apologize to him because we got him.
I feel like a year and a half ago, I
don't know, and last year I thought he was a bum.

(40:13):
He never did anything. I thought he was an absolute bum.
He scores all the time, and I kept saying, get
rid of him, what a waste of a signing. He
is so bad at soccer, and he told me to
shut the f up this year because we got a
new coach and all of a sudden, the new coach
knows how to use him, and he scores all the time.
He had a hat trick last night. And NSC is

(40:34):
in the championship of the US Open Cup. Yes, and
the championship game's not here. If you know what, grow
the game, send me a couple more tickets. Now let's see. No,
you can't because the game's not here. The game is
either going to be in Minnesota or it's gonna be
in Austin. They played a night and the winner of

(40:55):
that game gets to host the championship on October first. Oh,
what day is October first? You know? Maybe a weekend? No,
a Wednesday night. Okay, well I can't go to that game.
Yeah if you were going to, yeah, I get you.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah, but you guys won, So it seems like, well
we should have a home game for the championship.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Well, yeah, but one of those two teams is gonna win,
so they should. They did a coin flip at the
beginning of the tournament, and the coin flip determined the
winner of the Western Division side they get to host
the championship. But it was great, man. The stadium was empty,
there was no lines at the concessions, there was no
line at the bathroom. It was fantastic. No traffic getting out,

(41:33):
free parking. I mean, it was amazing. What a great
night traving to the airport. The weather was beautiful and
my wife made a huge mistake though. It did his sprinkle. No,
it downpoured before, yeah, but then it did not. It
cleared up and it was a beautiful night for soccer.
That's only the second time it is rain and it
was a sprinkle. It has rained in the last month

(41:53):
in Nashville. No, it was a monsoon at our house
for like thirty minutes. It's sprinkled, not monsoon. Oh dude,
soccer practice cancel. Okay, we got out there, We're getting dressed.
Boom thunder. All right, wrap it up, boys, get in
the car, let's go and guys, I'm not gonna try
and sound too weathery. But I looked at the radar
because the clouds looked cumulonimbus and it was I was

(42:18):
sure they weren't stratus.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
It was not supposed to rain, and they did whatever
they did in the atmosphere and it then rained. Maybe
it was always supposed to rain in Nashville, I'm not
speaking that. But in the Indian Lake area, it was
not supposed to rain, and it rained, I will tell
you right now. And there was not supposed to be
radar at five and it rained.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
It was nowhere on the radar. Dude, I didn't see
anything about rain, but boom boys, let's go. Let's go
in the car. In the car, it blew my plant
over my I have like a turf I have. I
do the same turf the Titans do on the stadium.
I put it on the patio.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
It blew that thing all the way onto the grass. Basically, like,
what are you doing out there remodeling? I go remodeling.
A windstorm just came through. A DRENCHO just ripped my
palm tree off to the side of the house. No,
I'm not remodeling. I'm putting crap back. Let's take a break.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
We're bre it back now. Let's check the email. Man,
I got a good email, says hey, coachers, hope you're
doing well. A little Vegas tip for you. When you
have a voucher for less than a dollar. Put the
voucher into the Dragon of Phoenix link machine. The machine
will give you a chance for a free spin. Most

(43:30):
of the time you will not get a free spin,
but sometimes you do. Last week in Vegas, I tried
for a free spin on a seventy six cent voucher.
I got a free twenty five dollars spin and it
hit for a bonus of eight hundred and fifty dollars.
So never donate the change from your vouchers and always
try to get the free spin. Good luck. PS, you

(43:52):
should finally face up. You should try finally. Oh, PS,
you should finally try face up. Powgow degenerate Jesse, Why
I don't know what powgow is, but I walk by it.
I think it's the one with tiles or is that backgammon?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Well, I've heard it's the one you can make money
on in Vegas, but I believe it's not easy to play.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
I don't know anything about it.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
What's the easiest game the casino roulette? Yeah, I mean
Beazer knows how to play it. I know how to
play it. You know how to play it?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Powgow? Do you know how to play it? I don't
know what it is.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
That's what I'm saying. So I believe it's the most
difficult one. We tend to be like Jen Pop and
stick to the easiest black jack. Get to twenty one.
Who can get the closest Powgow. I believe there's twists
and turns.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
If I need to watch an hour YouTube about it,
I will because I'm so tired of talking about it
and not knowing what the damn hell it is. I'll
find out this weekend. I'll play powow. The time not
to find out about a game is when you're in
casino with your own money. No, I'm gonna text Ginny
right now and I'm gonna tell her, Hey, can you
learn powgow so you can teach us this weekend? Her

(44:56):
and her husband Andy are going your friends. Yeah, I
got a lock for you. Okay. You can either take
it or leave it. So, but if you decide to
take it, you've actually got to bet it. Okay. So
there was an NFL There was.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
A college quarterback that was drunk and on Broadway at
Jelly Rolls last night with Johnny Manziel. They were partying
till I saw the video at two three am, and
they had multiple bottles of nineteen fifty seven tequila.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
I wonder who Tennessee Tech's playing this weekend. So it
wasn't them, It was a more known school in Nashville. Oh, okay,
got it, it was Vanderbilt. Oh who would be an
important player on Vanderbilt's team? Huh, I'm gonna say. The
only player on Vanderbilt's team is Diego Pavia. So he
was partying with Johnny Manziel. I have picture confirmation till

(45:50):
about three am on a Tuesday night. That same team
is four touchdown favorites on Saturday. Don't know who they play,
Georgia State maybe? Okay, let me see. I am telling
you right now. Option B. Take the team they play
plus four touchdowns and lock it up. That's probably the

(46:12):
worst bet you've ever made because they're twenty one year
old college students. You know what college students do. They
drink hard on a Monday. They drink hard on a Tuesday,
and they still wake up to go to class. They
still wake up to go to practice. Apparently you need
a picture I do. Did you ever post your picture
of Johnny Manziel?

Speaker 3 (46:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Can you post that today? No? What holding it hostage?
What do you mean you're holding it hostage.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
The Big Show didn't want it, so I'm holding it hostage.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Nobody gets to see it. It's on my bedside table.
The listeners want to see it. I haven't seen it.
Here's Johnny Manziel at Jelly Rolls. Okay, this is uh,
this is two AM. And next pick is Baker Mayfield.
Oh the guy on the far right. Uh oh, let's see.

(47:03):
Oh that's Diego Pavio and that is two bottles of
nineteen fifty two baby. So what you're saying is you
don't think he's taking his prep work very seriously this week.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
I always thought Monday, or actually with NFL, they play,
they practice on Monday or they go through tape and
Tuesday's the off day. So does that mean since college
they practice and go through stuff on Sunday and Mondays
the off day, But Tuesday means they would have practiced
then they have practice again today. How do you go
out partying and then practice the next day?

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Right? Did you ever do that? Did you win? No? Oh?
Because they're different at I mean they could go to
the locker room and just get an IV no problem. Hey,
I had tequila last night, Gott in the extra NAD.
I'm pretty sure the coaches know. I'm pretty sure the
training staff knows. Hey, Diego is out on Broadway last night.
All right, we'll have two bags of IVS waiting for

(47:58):
him when he gets home. Or maybe what he not
even that when he gets to the facility. Maybe they
do it at his apartment when he gets home that night. Well,
and two other people, yeah to the picture. Tate Hamby, Who,
Tate Hamby, let me google went must Champ? Oh? And
Michael Mancini sounds like Tate what? Tate what? Sounds like

(48:20):
the mother mush? Hey, mush Champ plays for the Vandy
football team, so he's alignman Tate who and Tate Hamby Hamby?
I want to know how many of the Vandy players
h a wide receiver in safety? For Quenchesahs, I mean

(48:41):
he is a sophomore, he's six foot two, he plays
what does he play for Fandy? And as a freshman
in twenty twenty four he did not see any action?
Then what about he was ranked top twenty five recruits
in Louisiana and back in the day his he his

(49:03):
father Rooster played football at Louisiana Tech. He enjoys hunting
and catching alligators in his free time. He has three siblings, Ali, Ray,
Carly and Tyler. But I don't even know what he plays.
Oh great and Michael Mancini the other guys of and
Andy baseball players. So there is at least two of
those players are on the Vandy football team. Yeah, so far.

(49:25):
In twenty twenty five against Charleston Southern, when he was
forty five to three, he had zero tackles, zero sacks,
zero force fumbles zero. I in ts at Virginia Tech
he had zeros and at South Carolina he had zeros.
Oh and must champions the backup quarterback. Ah, that's it.
So then okay, so yeah, it's just Tate. It's Tate,

(49:50):
Tate Hamby and Hay hadn't played. He plays, doesn't. No,
he's vital, he'll run a lot of routes. But I'm
looking at Tate Hamby's stat stats. He has nothing. Oh wait,
he has three punt returns. That's what I'm saying, dude,
the punt game is gonna be affected. Yeah, oh maybe
he you're telling me this guy doesn't affect the game. No,

(50:15):
I'm not saying he's not good. I just don't see
any stats from him right now. Half the Vandy team
was out at Jelly Rolls. That's what we So, if
you're coming to town, you want to party with Diego
Pavia and the Vandy team, go to Jelly Rolls. That's
the moral of the story. No, the moral of the stories.
You need to bet four touchdowns the other team on Saturday.
I doubt it. We'll take a break, we'll be right back.

(50:38):
Give you research for Vegas and you leave. Oh, that's
actually good. That's really good research. That means Diego Pavia
is probably gonna listen and want to prove you wrong.
I think Diego Pavia can go hard and play hard. Hey, coachers,
Ray Mundo, if you call your father in law Phil,
does that mean you call your mother in law Mill?
The code of the mailman in Ohio. Now Mill's too

(51:01):
close to Milf. That'd be awkward. Yeah, that's really weird. Hey, guys,
how the heck do we split the coaches Convention tickets
into payments? I feel like a monkey with a wrench
trying to figure it out. I'm glad the tickets are
on sale because we didn't want to book anything else
and then have this fall through. And also, this is
what exactly goes down at these conventions. Can you explain

(51:24):
we're clueless over here, it is like a nighttime event
or how does it go down? Love the pod guys, Veronica, Veronica,
I'm glad you asked. There is nighttime events, there's daytime events.
There's all sorts of things. First night, there's a welcome
happy hour. We get together, have drinks. It's usually about
six to eight pm, and sometimes we do a party bus.

(51:46):
Sometimes we do other things. After that, people go their
own separate ways, right and ours are some of the
events are sanctioned. Yes, there's gonna be other stuff that
just happens off campus. And then Saturday we do a
live pod and a watch party for the NFL game.
During the day, there are other events that are extra
that you can pay for after that, or you can

(52:08):
go your separate ways, meet up with other losers, do
whatever you want to do. And then Sunday is the
same thing. We do an award ceremony and a watch
party for the NFL game. And that is the end
of the convention. And the Saturday TV was about three
hundred by three hundred. We're in like a movie theater.

(52:28):
It was in Chiefs, but I mean it was a
massive TV like we were seeing the plays before New
York was when the challenge flag was getting thrown. Hey,
and if you've seen the SEC or one of the conferences,
they let you into the room with the people in
New York and they go, yeah, I think this is
gonna be not a catch. I see it hitting the ground.
I think you're gonna want to reverse this one. Yeah,
just go ahead and reverse it.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
And then you see the ref go Okay, that sound
like that sounds like that'll be the call that we go,
all right, we're gonna reverse the call.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
It was an incomplete pass. We hear what the call
in the field was before the fans the players very interesting. Yeah,
it was an acc I believe that's pretty cool. So
something to look for. Yeah, and JJ McCarthy and his
eye black out three weeks. They said, Man, this dude's sucks.
We got to sit him down. I'm asking my wife,
how do you do payments for the convention tickets? Because

(53:17):
I'm trying to answer her for the tickets. Guys. He
can't text and talk. No, I can't. I'm not very
good at that. All right, Anything else you want to
talk about we gotta go home.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
No man, don't title this one about the tickets. Let's
try and keep that on the DL and.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
I would never anything else cultures. Hope you're doing well.
You both had to watch Love con Revenge on Netflix.
No spoilers, but very similar to the Tinder Swindler and
multiple stories of those same situations. And please talk about
it on the pod after you watch Andrew from North Dakota. No, man,
we don't do Wednesday reviews day. But you want to

(53:56):
know something. A show that was recommended to me.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
What by Arnold's wife Abby What It's called Hunter's Wives.
This is what she legit told me Abby.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Arnold's wife goes, hey, you guys should watch Hunters Wives.
And I go, well, what's it about?

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Why?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
And she goes, It's basically like a soft porn It's
just a bunch of chicks hooking up with each other
all the time. And I'm like, is it good? And
she goes, yeah, it's great. I was watching on the plane.
It's a really good show. So Abby, Arnold's wife was
recommending soft porn. Hmm, thanks, we know what Arnold's into.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
I don't get it. Oh yeah, I mean she's obviously
not into Arnold. Arnold's not doing a good job.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
And I go, so did you like the plotline? Oh yeah,
it was really good. Okay, thanks, So.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Maybe you watch that and put it on Tuesday reviewesday
for the big show. I'm probably not gonna watch it, man,
I Bobby, I've been watching this soft core. No, sorry,
I've been I've been too invested in the worst season
a Big Brother in the history of a Big Brother is.
It's god awful. That's why we got to get on
it is got awful. These people don't know how to
make a show.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Man.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Put us on it. Oh my god, pull up the
Lauren girl. I think she forgets that there's cameras and
she's on a national television show. How are you? I
think I'm going to nominate him? Should I? Should I
or not? I don't. I don't know. I don't, I don't.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
I haven't really thought about it, we even thought about it.
You have no television or telephones in here. I would
hope to God you've thought about it.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
I mean, what else have you thought about? What have
you been doing? What have you been doing? I mean
I thought you were a super fan. I thought you
were a super fan of the show, and you're, hey,
how's it going? Do you think? Do you think it'll
be mad at me if I put him up? And everybody?
I mean, I've never seen more tears in my freaking life.
Like we cry over everything. If you get put on
the block, you cry, Like why does everybody cry? Was

(55:51):
there this much crying in older seasons? Ray? No?

Speaker 2 (55:54):
And also a lot of these people are going as loaners.
I don't think they've ever made friends before. Because these
people actually made friends with the people in the house.
Those people are keeping you from the seven hundred and
fifty thousand dollars. You realize that I wouldn't be friends
with anyone at the last day, dude, I'd be like,
how's it going? What's your name?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
I ain't learning their names, dude. I'm there to win
the money, not make lifelong Hey, I don't. I don't
even It's not even about the game anymore. It's about
lifelong friends. No, it's about the seven hundred and fifty
thousand dollars. They live in Louisiana. You're never gonna see
them again. No, they all become best friends. I can't
wait to see you outside the house. I can't. I mean,
I understanding, you become friends, you like you, But good god,

(56:35):
the crying every time they get put on the blog
and oh my god, what's your number? I'd love to
connect outside the house one eight hundred, get lost seeing ever, Hey,
who's gonna vote you out? No, you've got to vote
them out so you can win the money. You had
to vote everybody out or else you'll never win the money.
That's how it works. And the game's about being cutthroat.

(56:56):
In every person's speech.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
I'm not gonna campaign, ah my right right you now, guys, guy, oh, guys,
vote me out.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
I would never campaign against my friend right here. I'm
not gonna say anything bad about him. No, no, no, no. This
is your chance to debate and say bad stuff about
him and air out the dirty laundry so that they
vote for you and not them. You just stay them
to go. Guys. These people get in this house.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
As loaners and forget throw on a TV show to
win seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
It blows my mind. I would be there to work out,
not talk to another girl. So Bezer doesn't kill me
and come out of there with a purse. Okay, a friendship?
What what was your name? Will?

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Sorry didn't even catch it for three months. I have
a good one man later. Yeah, enjoy that.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Oh oh wait, yeah, so you have thirty second you know,
you guys have a few minutes to you know, kind
of strategize whenever they come back from the Blockbuster and
everybody just hugs everybody. No one, nobody pulls anybody aside,
and it's like, yo, bro, really you gotta vote for
me because this person's doing this. And then when you're
you're speaking for your life in this game. For you,
your chance like is gonna be like put out of

(58:03):
winning seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars. And all you
say is if I'm good for your game, I hope
you keep me. What tell them how you're good for
their game. Tell them everything that that person on that
couch just said, blow their game up. I don't care
if your friends this is cutthroat, win say. Samantha said
that she's gonna vote you out. Samantha said she doesn't

(58:24):
have a real number. You're not really her number one.
She just tells you that, so you'll keep her in
this ouse. You have to throw darts instead of freaking.
If I'm good for your game, keep me. If not,
I understand.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
And Will guys, it's been being a fifty year old
man and podcaster being a fifty year old man here,
it's been so hard. I haven't had a lot in common,
and I haven't been able to really have conversations with people.
Will Bro, you weren't putting this house to socialize. You
were put in this house to win seven hundred and
fifty thousand dollars. They go, would you ever do it again?

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Never? Because you didn't have anybody to talk to. Dude,
I would have worked out in the backyard. I'd have
been so tan that wouldn't have known a person's name,
anybody's backstory. What's up? You're from Michigan, I know, I said, Maryland. Oh,
never listen to you. How's it going all right? Thanks
for the money CB has, write me a check. I'll
see you guys later, connect with me sometime, get with

(59:17):
my agent later. I will say. I do like Will's
like Will when he talks to people, He's like, guys,
I'm not even listen to him. I just do a
lot of Yeah. That was funny. That was funny. Yeah, cool,
all right, m yeah, he goes, I'm not paying attention
to anything they're saying. He goes, I have no idea
what they just told me. If they asked me, what
did I just say, I just I would have no idea.
But I just if you just say it mm hmm yeah, awesome,

(59:38):
cool yeah. Oh, he goes that they can talk forever
and I don't have to say anything, goes, I'd run
to be sleeping.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Ah, And guys, remember when you're in the diary room,
nobody can hear you. You can be another character when
you're in the diary room. You can be the person
you auditioned as when you're outside in the house, play
fake joke. But when you're in the diary room, I
want to see some person not like That game was
really fun. It was maybe my favorite game I've ever played.
I thought I was gonna win.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
No, I want you making fun of other people, Like,
did you guys see the old guy trying to climb
the hill? That was hilarious? How's it going? How did
I look on TV? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Later?

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
See a CBS? Also, can you put me some ice
cream in the freezer? Thanks? Peace? These people forget they're
on TV. It's amazing, it's amazing. How bad. I don't
want the money. If it's good for your game, keep
me what what say something bad about these people, like
rip them a new one. Hey, are you tired of

(01:00:35):
that person using the bathroom?

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Are you tired of them spreading lies? Like I mean
they told me that you were trying to vote me out,
that you were trying to do this, I mean, like
oh my gosh, or.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Like you go in the diar room and be like, guys,
I'm gonna make up a lie that the uh, one
of the guys came on to me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Actually, that's a bad lie. That's about that's actually yeah, yeah,
But Veronica on Friday Spot, I'll have the answer to you.
I don't know how you do payments either. Suppose it's
supposed to be right there, but I don't see it,
so I don't know. I will figure it out. Guys,
when you go in the diary room, tell CBS and
America be like, hey, I'm going to make up a
huge lie that one of these guys tried to grab

(01:01:11):
my ass. No no, because that ruins the reputation nationally
that that's not good on TV to do that. Hey,
I didn't think it out fully, yeah yeah yeah, all right,
all right, all right,