(Thurs Early Bird) What Really Happened to Bobby’s Old Bronco + What Inanimate Objects That We Would Marry + Elder vs. Millennial

Listeners have been working exactly how Bobby’s old Bronco was totalled so he gives the full story and how he got it back. A man married a hologram so we share what objects we would marry if we had to . And Eddie and Morgan face off in Elder vs. Millennial.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good and welcome to Thursday's show, Morgan Studio Morning. I'm
gonna spell nothing here, but I'm going to say I'm watching.
We planned to watch the finale of Ozark tonight. It's
been real good this last season. They split into two

(00:21):
parts and different theories as to why it's been real good.
That's a good show. It's a dark show, and you
know it kind of loses itself briefly during one of
the seasons, but gets it back quick and just just
a good one on Netflix. So okay, it's an end
of an era. It's about five or six years. It's
always sad to see it go, but it's good. That's
a good one. Ayboy, I was watching it. Yes, I'm

(00:42):
not done yet though anybody else watching it. I haven't
watched the last season at all. It's good. You're like,
I like that you you're able to wait, like with
did you don't purpose? No, I'd like to watch it,
but my wife doesn't want to watch it at night
because she doesn't like watching something that dark at night.
And I'm like, well, there's no other time to watch it.
We don't have during the day. So we have two
more episodes of Winning Time. The Laker story is that
Done's done? Now. I haven't seen the final two episodes

(01:05):
and I forgot about that. I need to start that one. Okay,
Oh you'll love it. Man. It's sports, it's sports nerds fantasy.
So so that's what we're doing now. So I saw
that Snapped has thirty seasons. I've never seen Snapped. Oh
my mom love thirty snaps dirty seasons. Oh yeah, like

(01:26):
back in I don't know whenever. I would like stay
with my mom a lot in or like twenty and
ten or so, we watched watched Snapped all the time,
like it was one of her favorite things to go
to sleep too. And I think I might be turning
into her because I'm doing Tell me the show. Explain
it to me. Well, it's on the Peacock channel or
or I don't know where you watch it if you
have cable butt like streaming service. Yeah. It is straight
up about women only who have completely snapped and murdered.

(01:50):
Someone does it, but the murder trade them as a victim,
like they snapped because something was happening to them, and
then it's like and then they oh they snapped or
is it they're just mean and they just kill well,
there's clearly something going on that's snapping them. Um. But
you know, sometimes it's like the latest one I watched,
this woman snapped and murdered a plastic surgeon because she

(02:14):
was unhappy with her the work she had done. It
sounds like a bunch of boneheads. What yeah, stories out
of this time. There's a lot of crazy women out. Okay,
I mean it does like I'm like, where's the snap
for men? But yeah, there's that's life. No, that's that's
the news when they're murdering people. And I know you
mentioned there's thirty seasons, but there's like a lot of
episodes per season. There's like twenty it acted or documentary. Um,

(02:39):
so they do interviews with people that were directly involved
with the woman that snapped, authority figures, police officers that
were on the case. But then they also have reenactments
at the same time, and you just watch that you're chilling.
I mean, yeah, well that's why I think. I'm like,
that's what my mom used to unwind you. And lately,
I when I saw it pop up on the Peacock,

(02:59):
I was on the Peacock, a streaming thing, and I
saw Snapped and part of me was like, oh, mom,
and I used to relax. This show that I didn't
really watch that I haven't seen. If it's like a
new episode is uh you know. Mark Cuban's like, oh,
I spend my money on you Shark Tank. Yeah, if
it's on, I can watch Shark Tank just randomly at

(03:20):
any point, not snapped. Holy crap. I mean. But the
crazy part is is it's just they don't even follow
on Instagram. Jail, I know, but jail. But some of
them they go back, way back. It's not just current stories.
Like one I watched the other day was this woman's
killed her husband in ninety four new two new episodes
of the the Way Down. We watched those on HBO Max.

(03:40):
It's back for two new ones. That right in my house.
Oh yeah, it's crazy, man, I thought. I went and
looked up some of those crazy people on Instagram. They're
still around. Yeah, that's the church. You're still there. All right,
let's go. Today's show brought to you by Well It's
time to open the mailbag. Get something. Hello, Bobby Bones.

(04:06):
So my eleven year old son has friend, nice kid.
They enjoy hanging out with each other. That's great. The
problem is his friend's dad is really annoying and not
fun to be around. He constantly texts me to organize
stuff for a son to do with my son. He
even started a group text with all the parents and
no one ever replies to his ridiculous questions and all
the things that he wants to do. I don't want

(04:26):
my son to lose a friend because the dad is annoying,
So I need to find a way to set boundaries
with this guy. Any suggestions and how I get this
guy to back off without ruining it for my son?
Signed concerned Dad, Eddie, I'll go to you because I'm
sure you deal with this, probably in both ways the
annoying dad. And yeah, I'm probably the annoying dad. But

(04:47):
this is hard because you gotta think about your son
in this case, Like, yes, the dad's annoying, but you
need to kind of just do it for him. So
it's almost like you're just gonna suck it up, deal
with the annoying dad so your kid can have his
friend and just just just deal with it. Would you
set any boundaries like belet go to them and say hey,

(05:08):
or would you just let it gain? No? I would
just let it go. You know me, I'm not going
to be confrontational like that. I'm just gonna let it
go until you get really confrontational when you break something. Well,
that's Eddie has two modes. I do that by myself,
though sometimes you snap on us, like once a year
we get a good Eddie snap, don't we amy? What
do you think? Well, I have never experienced anything like this,
but I would imagine I would probably not confront this

(05:29):
at all because so both of you say that, yeah, yes,
I want my kids to have people to hang out with,
and I would just I wouldn't lean into the French
at all. I wouldn't fake it though. I would just
casually not really respond as much. Or you don't have
to engage. I mean not everybody has to be BFF
all the time. So I just wouldn't nurture that relationship
and then it would hopefully die. Do you have any

(05:49):
off Okay, you know, yes, I understand what you're saying.
If you have any friends of your kids who you've
also become friends with their parents? Yeah, like legit friends?
Where are like we're kind of friends now? Yes? Yeah,
let's say multiple and we all like texts? Ever, do
it without like hang out with them without the kids. Yes, oh,
go on walks really or just like call and just

(06:09):
encourage each other event like, hey, this is going on,
like Eddie yet your friends anybody's down? None? No, none
of them. I try to just like I mean, if
I see him at baseball games, whatever, we'll talk. But
I mean I'm not texting those guys at all. All right, Hey,
there you go. There's the advice from two parents here.
Thank you for emailing. If you want to email the

(06:31):
show Morgan, what do they do? Mailbag at Bobby Bones
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A couple of years ago, Kaylin and I started looking
for an old Bronco. I mean, she really loves the
old like seventies broncos, and looked forever there was one
in another state. Wasn't in the best condition. Found it,
had to agree to pay for it almost immediately because

(07:14):
they're so hard. We got it, got it here and
then started to kind of clean it up, make it nice.
I don't know what I'm doing, she doesn't know what
she's doing, but we hired a guy to go out
and like rebuild this thing. We got it in time
for the wedding. It was awesome. We're like, look at
this stick. It's so pretty. So we had this broncho.
It drives like an old broncho. By the way, it
looks good, but it drives like an old bronco. Well,

(07:35):
we get married, we use it as our drive off
broncho and on our honeymoon, one of our friends was like, hey,
I'll go and get the inspection for you. So drives
up Boom, gets nailed on the interstate basically totals the
thing and we're like, oh no. We first starting we're
like are you okay? But really I was like, is
it okay? We spent so much time kind of getting
this thing right, and so we gave it to this

(07:57):
repair shop and they had it for nine months, and
because it's so hard, they're so hard to get they
built it back. Insurance paid for most of it. We
had to put some more money back into it. They
built it back, they brought it back, and there on
my Instagram you can see pictures of it. I've been
driving around a little bit and so. But when they
delivered it, they were like, all right, here you go.
And I don't know anything about cars. I don't think

(08:17):
about transmissions. I don't know anything how they it's a
automatic now because we made it automatic. But it's got
two little actual it's got a four world. It's I
don't know how to do any of it. I know
how to drive. I don't know anything about cars. So
I basically was taking the Beginner's Guide to driving a
nineteen seventies automobile in my driveway for the last couple

(08:40):
of days. You can hit the gas and hold it
all the way down. I mean, if it's fifty five
year feeling pretty good. Yeah, I mean it's all back
in the olden days, seventy four. I'm sure that was
luxury then. Man, you drive something mold, you don't you
appreciate all the shocks. Yeah, the comfort that it is
just a whole different story. But we got it back.

(09:02):
We're feeling good about it. Looks it looks so clean,
it's so cool looking. Thank you. We I mostly just
drive it. We took the top of off. Okay, I
was gonna ask you that it doesn't have a top,
you just take it off. We gave that place the
hard top. We're never gonna have that on, but we
have a soft top that we can put on. I've
learned about that. I've learned about um axles, I've learned

(09:25):
about suspension. I've I mean, I'm kind of up there.
What you know about carburetors. I couldn't point out a
carburetor so walked in the room. But all with all
this learning, if something goes wrong again, so you can
handle it. But I can probably maybe by the sound
of it, say this is what's possibly broken. But the

(09:47):
team at this place and I posted about it, they've
fixed it all up and they've given me lessons every
single day. But we got it. We're rocking. Um. You're
very vulnerable because people can look inside your truck when
you're driving, so you can't you can't be your phone,
which I don't, don't. You're so exposed. Um and again
you're on the interstate. Man, it's just it's a wild

(10:07):
West out there when you're in a car from the
seventies that won't go really over from to five. But
they wanted to give us some sort of like you're
only driving on the weekends. Oh yeah, classic antique. Yes,
And I was dead set against it. Because you're only
driving on the weekends, then that's why you only see
those really old cars on the weekend. Oh wait, not
for me. I driving every day. I know, I'm gon

(10:28):
get caught in the rain and things gonna fall apart.
But that's what's been happening in our life recently, is
that I've been taking classes based on how to drive
a truck from the seventies. You won't still shore I
doing Driver's ad same time, Yeah, basically, And so um
here's the thinking about old cars too. If you it
only has a lap belt, oh they doesn't have the
one that goes on your chest. Yeah. I mean this

(10:48):
may be risk of the lunch BArch ride his bike
to work, but I'm doing it. But it's the opposite.
It drinks a whole lot of gas. Yeah, it's crazy.
It's like I'm in the organ trail when I drive
that thing just somewhere. But anyway, it's on people asking
me the story behind it. There is no story. We
just have it. I know nothing about cars. I am
not masculine in any way when it comes to anything
about automobiles. But I am learning as a young kid

(11:10):
would getting his first car. And it's pretty cool. That's
the story. I get so many messages going, hey, how'd
you get that? Bronco Kait Lunch is a massive fan
of it. We found it, built it back up. I
don't only like blue. I wanted to color it red
and I was told no, oh, because he liked I
love some red. But it's blue and that's it. You
can see a picture of it over it, mister Bobby Bones.
But we're pretty proud of it, and we have it back,

(11:30):
and that's it. You don't have your old jeep or
anything any more to you. No, they stole that, and
then when they stole it, they gutted it all out.
It was an eighty nine jeep Wrangler, so when I
got it back, it was just a shell. I took
it to my dad's place. I think he ended up
taking it somewhere and then it's still in some weird
garage sitting there like a graveyard, you know, car graveyard.
But now I have a new geet now, Yeah, I
think I fancy though I always have a Jeep. What's

(11:50):
the deal? First car around the room quickly Amy nineteen
eighty five Ford Bronco. Nice. The body style I know
alot about this too. The body style after mine? Yeah,
full size. There was kind of the O. J. Simpson Bronco. Yes,
but not his. I think his was newer because his
was in the nineties, so mine had more of a
square front. Oh, listen to up talking Jobs. Love it Eddie?

(12:13):
Your first car, Yeah, eighty nine Wrangler. Mine was like
an eighty eight Subaru. Man is a piece out of mode.
Yards to buy that, I think for like two hundred bucks.
Imagine buying a car for two hundred dollars. Yeah, it
might have been less safe than the Bronco. It's like
the Frett Flintstone car with a hole in the bottom.
You can run with your feet. Lunchbox nineteen eighty five
Mazda Ric seven, no power steering, no AC Oh wow,

(12:34):
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(12:55):
the good news. So a mystery man in a town
has started a Facebook group where members get to win money,
and he puts up cryptic clues and then leaves money
all over town fifty dollar bills, one hundred dollar bills,
and they're just hidden and people are getting excited. Like

(13:16):
two thousand people have joined the group. One guy commented
on there that this is the most exciting thing that's
ever happened to their talent in a long time. And
they don't know who is behind it, but the person
that is leading it says, hey, we got a much
bigger prize coming thirteen hundred dollars nobody. Super fun for
a small town and Mountaine, Arkansas's putting on fifty dollar
bills hiding a place that they're probably a shootout at

(13:38):
some point. You probably figure out who's doing it with
that small attack, probably too. I like that. That's fine.
Would you go and chase it for fifty bucks or
one hundred bucks at Facebook's like, all right, we're doing
are intown one six. I mean, I like games like
treasure hunt games absolutely if I can win money, dude.
I was walking my dog a few months ago in
my neighborhood and people are running around like crazy. I'm like, guys,

(13:58):
what are you guys doing. They're like, oh, it's just
after you got a download, and they drop a pin
every thirty minutes and there's one hundred dollar bill there.
And I was like, okay, so guess what. I absolutely played.
You win, dude. I'm such an idiot. I missed it.
I saw I ran this park where the pin dropped.
I was right by, and I'm like, I go and
I run with my dog and I'm in the bushes

(14:19):
right there. And then I was on the right side
of the bushes and the bushes were like five feet away.
It was in those bushes right behind me. I checked
the wrong side, gets the big pin land there. No,
it was in an envelope. No, they hid it in
the bushes. Is this I want that? I don't know.
It was just something like company in town. They were
just doing it for fun, and they did it at
six different locations. And I ran around for about an
hour trying to find a hundred dollar bill. What about

(14:40):
those escape rooms you guys, ever do there? Did you win?
Did you get out? No? They have to help you.
Like after you're like stuck for ten minutes, the speaker
comes out and says, it's in the drawer on the left.
Let's go along. It's funny, all right, good story, Amy,
that is what it's all about. That was tell me
something good. It's time for elder verse. Is millennial Eddie

(15:01):
your first question? Come on, this is the question that Morgan,
who is a generation younger than you would know. T
FW is an abbreviation on social media. They usually means what,
For example, TFW you hear Bay calling for you? You

(15:23):
hear you hear Bay calling for you, not Ray's wife.
T FW you hear Bay calling for you? Tf W
Are you sure it's not f t W? I know
that one. T f W t FW you smell the
muffins when they're done in the oven two to four

(15:52):
with two four to four, I mean that's not even
close to you. I don't know humoring that one. That's incorrect, Morgan,
that feeling when that feeling win Bay on the phone.
I've never you smell the muffins when they're donew because
I know for the win, that's FW but you can't
say another one, you know when you mess? Okay, elder

(16:15):
versus millennial? Eddie the oldest on our show, Morgan number two,
the youngest up first, he's a data four. I call
him the Hispanic who don't panic. He grew up down
on the US Mexico border, and for some reason he
thought it was breaking news when he changed his pizza
hut orderer. And one of the worst segment pitches we've
ever heard of. It is produce Reddy all right, Eddie?

(16:40):
Question number two? Oh that one wasn't warm up? Noah?
Okay number two. This is the theme song to what
Animated Disney Channels showed the debuted in two thousand and two.
Here's the theme you need do you want to reach med? So?
What's the sixth? All right? I got it? Go Wizards

(17:02):
of Waverley Place. Wow, hit me incorrect? Oh, Morgan, you
can steal. I thought he was going Sweet Life of
Zacha Coony again on that one. No, it's kimpossible. That's
such a good show, Eddie. Your final one? Come on?
What word would millennials use to describe someone who is

(17:23):
in a bad or irritable mood. For example, you were
so blank when I beat you in NBA two k
m hmmm. To describe someone who's in a bad or
irritable mood. If I'm talking to a lunchbox, say Eddie
was so blank after I beat him in two ks.
Oh my gosh, I see the word. Oh, it's like

(17:48):
not sour, because that's that's what like. I would say, yeah, yeah,
oh my gosh, you are so But again, I can't
honor even that as an answer. You really had nothing
for us more Again, what's the word? I don't know. Surprisingly,

(18:12):
I think once you say it, I will but up
in arms. It's incorrect to describe someone who was bad
or in an irritable mood. Eddie had it. You were on.
It's not sour. What's another? What's another? Bitter? Oh? Keep going,
you're you're almost there. Bitter. Um, it's not it's not sweet,

(18:32):
It's okay. Introducing Eddie's opponent. She runs all of our
digital in the boxing ring. She's quick like a fox,
and no doubt about it, she could beat up lunch box.
It's more you never no comment a peanut gallery. I

(19:00):
don't even know what to say because I'm not gonna
argue with you because it's just falls and I just
wanted to get onto the game and hopefully she'll win. Morgan,
Here you go. Emilio Esteves turned sixty years old today.
He played the athlete character in what eighties movie about
five high school students from different walks of life? What?
Emilio Esteves turned sixty He played the athlete character in

(19:24):
what eighties movie about five high school students from different
walks of life? So I need to name the movie
you do? This is a movie from Eddie's generation, the
only like five walks of life type movie from the
eighties that I've seen. And I the breakfast Breakfast Club,
the Breakfast Club, the Breakfast Club, that is correct? WHOA

(19:46):
there goes Morgan. What musician has the famous nickname the
Piano Man after his signature song called Piano Man. I'm
not really sure we're good. Elton John. That would be
the person that's quay closest to him. I've even seen

(20:07):
him on tour together, Elton John with this artist, but no,
it is Billy Joelian John. I felt so confident you
already won so be comident. At least you're not saying
Eddi's answers, I'm gonna go with. This group released their
first album, Licensed to Ill, in nineteen eighty six. It
contains such songs as Brass Monkey and Paul Revere not

(20:34):
a little work Nameaul Revere, Sekie in a chord upstairs,
and it is one of my favorite albums of all time.
Can you name the artist? I've heard that brass Monkey
song a lot right at the bar, but never like
connected it with an artist. Play it again, Raymond, No,
Brass Monkey, Chunky, Chris Cross, Chris Cross. Not terrible guests.

(21:03):
They were the kid rappers that were their clothes backwards
and they had jump Job Jump. This is the Beastie Boys.
Some yeah, some wrapping kids from New York, some Jewish
dudes that just took the world by storm. They were like,
nothing about these guys is what we think of hip hop?
And then they brought it is awesome, awesome. But Morgan,

(21:25):
you win. Congratulations Morgan Wentz three two makes Morgan take
the lead in the old season here. Yeah, Eddie really
played terribly. Yeah I know I had nothing today. Yeah
I just didn't. It wasn't a shutout, though, but you
didn't have answers. You didn't have words, that's correct. It
almost sounded like you were a glitching amy some of

(21:46):
those answers. I was, I was not, though you're in
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This guy loves fictional character, so he married a hologram

(22:07):
and it had a twenty thousands wedding. Twenty thousand dollars. Yeah. Yeah,
he is someone who's attracted to a fictional character. They
have a name for that. It's called a picto sexual. Okay.
His girlfriend's a blue haired hologram with whom he chats
to be a gate box, the device to even chat
with her, which, by the way, she ain't chatting back. Right,

(22:28):
that's either AI. It's either AI or it's a human.
It's probably a human that fed the AI things. But
it costs thirteen hundred bucks to chat get to get
that little box, and so he spent again over twenty
thousand dollars to find true love he married. If you go,
if you get to invite to that wedding and it's like, hey,
your friends Marian and like, well I never met her,

(22:50):
and then it's like, no, she's a hologram. I mean,
Lesbie real a person does not have very many friends. Well,
but I guess we go to be supportive, right, don't
you go to the hologram wedding. I don't know. I'm
trying to picture. Came to me and said that I
would have I would have to support you. You would come.
I mean, your friend's probably have been like that for
a long time. You would snicker, but you would come.
And yes, your friends probably also want to marry other holograms.

(23:13):
A lot of people have like minded sensibilities. But this
guy's married a hologram. So I'm going to present to
you which, by the way, the story is from the
New York Post. If you had to marry some sort
of object, what would you marry? Yeah, this is this
is slippery. Okay, I just can't be alive and not
another person. Oh no person, No, you can't be alive.

(23:35):
You have to marry an object. I can't. That's my
marry an object. No, heartbeat, no brain, marry an object. Okay, lunchbox.
Well at first I thought soccer ball, but I'd get
bored easy slot machine. Didn't marry a slot machine. Slot
machine entertainment for days. I can sit there. It's gonna
be your whole life. Oh exactly, can pay me. I

(23:57):
mean I can just pull that lever and one of
these times that slab machine is gonna pay me. And
I mean we can have so much fun together, memories
for years to come. Okay, I like that because I'm
gonna marry my PS five. Really, there you go, Yeah,
because I we can do a lot of stuff. Okay,
but listen, when the PS six comes out, you can't cheat.
You gotta stay. I didn't think about that. I can't
upgrade younger. I can't go younger. Okay, I'm still gonna go.

(24:24):
All right, Well, then I'm gonna hold out a little
bit like in real life. I'm gonna I'm gonna get
it till the latest PS. I'm gonna go with the
PS five. Good, I'm gonna go with the PS. I'm
gonna marry a PS five. Amy and sickness and in
health my iPhone, that's literally everything on it it's a
good one. So the PS five can't two. He's got
the internet, you can talk, so yes, it has. You

(24:44):
want something that lunch bunch of stuff with the metal
that ran out of money and like gonna run out
of money. Yeah, it's never gonna run out of money, Eddie, man,
I guess my guitar, Like that's the one thing I
don't let anyone touch, like my kids. It's off limits.
You can't touch my guitar. So I guess it's like
could be my wife, you'll let you kiss touch it off.

(25:06):
According to science, these things are things you need in
your home if you want to be happy, and especially
they do princes I e r Happy or happier. Number one,
green or yellow walls if I want home, and said, hey,
may we paint the walls yellows? Like you got your mind?
Like what do you? I have a green room? Like
my living rooms green? My I just painted my living room.

(25:26):
I'm thinking of yellow yellow. There weird. That's why I said,
there's no way we could paint the walls yellow. There's
different shades, but yeah, green and yellow evoked the most
feelings of happiness. Fresh flowers, I mean plants, well, every
I don't want give themself too much credit. Maybe every
couple of weeks to get kitlin flowers. That's nice and
so and they are nice to have, but then they die.

(25:48):
So it's a constant like upkeep of yeah flower, maybe
every three weeks because I don't want her to see
this clip on Instagranna be like, you give himself too
much credit. But I do try to even sometimes for
no reason, just stop, get flowers, take them home. That's nice.
So but yeah, huh really yeah that much like not

(26:10):
just like more weeks. Often is this sentimental photos They
give you a sense of calmness. Vanilla scented candles nice.
The problem with candles. And I did this even last night.
I forgot about it. You burned your house down up No,

(26:32):
but in the PlayStation room had a candle because the
dogs hang out there with me, and it started to
smell like a dog, and I went to bed and
left the candle burning. So now I'm I'm literally just
now remembering it, like right now as I do the
show that's probably still on. Yeah, or I burned the
house down a journal past. This is my this is

(26:52):
my journal. No clutter and a made bed, Yes, get
out of here. Yeah every day you I don't because
I wake up before everyone. Boom. That's it. My bed's
always made. Yeah. As to me, if I make it,
do you make it? No? Because I get up and
leave away early in the morning. You would though, I'm
a big fan of the made bed. Everybodyhould have their
bed made after they leave the house. Sis Sarah from

(27:15):
Georgia who left us a voice Hamil last night. I
just wanted to thank y'all for the conversation or regarding
the snooze button. It has inspired my husband and I
to have a little competition to see who can go
the longest without hitting the sneeze button. The luser has
to do dishes for a month, and so far we
have thought so much better. It has so much more

(27:37):
energy because we are not schmoozing in the morning. So
I just wanted to say thank you for that. Eddie
checking in. Uh yeah, I tried that with my wife too.
She's not on board. But I'm good. I didn't snooze
this morning. Good? What got straight up? I don't know
about the energy thing. Do when do I feel that?
In a month? Two months? We'll just check in when
you're about fly on your deathbed and we'll be like,
did you have more energy? Let's go were to Sarah

(28:01):
from Austin, Texas. Before I moved here and discovered y'all,
I lived in Houston and the morning show that I
listened to there, um, there were these three people on
today after seventeen years. One of the people they just
said that the contract ended and it wasn't being renewed
and today was their very last day on the show
and they literally found out today. I was just wondering,

(28:23):
is that normal? Like could Eddie's contract just be up
tomorrow on him be done? Or like, how does that
work for y'all? She spoiled it? What a random name.
Tomorrow at seven twenty we had a special surprise for
one of our people on the show. It's a bit
but real life. At the same time, here's the real

(28:45):
answer to this. If they knew their contract was ending
and it was the last day of it, they knew
that it was there was a chance they weren't going
to get it renewed. If it's like tomorrow's the last
day of your whole contract. Even if they're saying, well,
we're still going to try to work something out, you
still know that this could be your land stay. So
it wasn't like a total ice bucket dump on the head.
But it could have surprised him. They could have been told,
I don't know who this is. They could have been told, hey,

(29:07):
we're gonna negotiate over the next few months with no contractum.
But it isn't just like you walk in you're like, oh,
this just in. Today's your last day and it's over,
so you know kind of when your contract ends, and
for us, Eddie's just tomorrow. It just if himing has
just been perfect. It's not true as long as the
last day. So we'll see what happens. We'll spend the
wheel and see how many years you get. Finally, it's

(29:29):
Caroline morning. I have a morning corny for Amy. How
does your cat like at mistake? Oh? Here, okay, so
of you, thank you? Bye, Rare. I just told that one. Yeah,
but hey people from you. Yeah, you're right. People don't
hear every joker every segments. Have to know myself that too.

(29:50):
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Visit a Hunday dealer or learn more at Hyundai USA
dot com. You Samy's pile of stories. So a teacher's
aid in North Carolina, I guess was too busy to
move his truck, so he asked one of his middle
schoolers to do it for him. And what town is this?
What town in North Carolina? Because if it's a small

(30:31):
town like Mountain Pine, Arkansas, makes sense, Oh that would happen.
Yeah it doesn't. I shouldn't say it makes sense. But
when you grow up in a small rural town, you
have to learn those things quicker. Because I could move
it at twelve Arkansas. Keith would say, back the boat
into the and he would sit on the boat and
I would have to back the boat in. If it's

(30:53):
Los Angele, it's not, it's North Carolina. If it's Los Angeles,
a different story. But when you're in a rural area
but still a teacher, it almost doesn't matter what the
town he is. Keep going Amy. The student crashed it
into three parked school buses. Of course, his truck is
totaled and there's six thousand, seven hundred dollars in damage
on the bus. It's not even his kid too, So

(31:14):
you can't. And he wasn't only he wasn't just a
teacher's eight. He's the athletic director. And yeah, he got fired. Job.
That's tough. I know that's tough. It's almost bonehead. It
is by the rulebook, it's bonehead. But if you're in
Cottawaba County, it doesn't sound like there's a lot of skyscrapers, right.
He also was issued a ticket for giving his keys

(31:36):
to a minor. Yeah, I get it, you shouldn't do that.
I'm just saying, small towns we do things a little
bit different. But okay, he's still in trouble. What else
you got? Are you still using the calm app like
to narrate you to sleep at night? I listened to
Bill Simmons to narrate me to sleep at night. I
drank the calm drink. Not the same, but I've listened
to all of those short stories. So I guess I

(31:58):
stopped because I just had tapped out of it. And
I feel like I'd exhausted all the content. Well, TikTok
and Calm are doing this thing where they're trying to
find the smoothest voice and if you get picked, you
could win five thousand dollars and all you have to
do is upload this video. You can go to their
website to figure it all out. But here's an example
of like Matthew McConaughey's sleep story, as you settle in

(32:21):
under the covers with your head easing into the pillow
and your body into the mattress. So here's the challenge, Lunchbox,
Eddie ray Uh, one of you. You all produce your
best make us go to sleep. We're not have a
deal with them, so but do it, present it here
on the show, and whomever has the best thirty second
story clip I get fifty bucks. Okay, do you wow?

(32:44):
A girl can need in on it? You can, but
I don't win. I don't feel like you are that Calm. Sure,
it's not about male females. Mostly the personalities here. I
know Lunchbox wants to do it soothing. Okay, you're any
letter in come on, Amy, but that must be the
reason why no, you don't. You don't only do a
deep voice. Okay, sound you can do it. You're you're in,

(33:09):
Go ahead, thank you. And lastly, a baby orangutang was
born at the Oregon Zoo and they officially came with
the name. It took them three weeks to get here.
But there's a line in Dolly Pardon's song Joelene that says,
your beauty is beyond. Compare with flaming locks of auburn hair.
Your beauty hyond. Compare with flaming locks of auburn hair

(33:30):
with every skin nice and orangutangs have auburn colored hair. Wait,
so what's her name? Lenka? I just thought that was
so cute. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time
for the good news lunchbox. Good Sherry Nope decided, Hey,

(33:57):
I'm gonna go for a Walcome my dog Max and
George b park near her Houston home. It's a seventy
eight hundred acre park. Well, she goes and then her
family doesn't hear from her. She never returns, so they
send out search and rescue. One day, two days nothing,
then a downpour, so they have to call off the search. Nothing.
So the third day they go back out there and
they hear a dog roof roof roof, and they keep

(34:21):
following it and it gets better roof roof roof, and
at three am they find her in a marshy area
covered in mud. The dog never left her side, was
not on a leash, nothing, but stayed by her and
brought the thorties to Sherry. Wow, that's awesome. My dog
Getna pieced out immediately it. First squirrel, first time a
squirrel out, I'll never see it again. First crack of

(34:42):
a door being open to him out the door at
the house. That's a great story. That's good. That dog
is what it's all about. That was tell me something good.