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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Come on, Welcome to Thursday Show. More in studio morning,
Let's go around the room. Some of his hobbies include
golfing and fishing, So rooting for a football team that
wins is about the only thing missing. Okay, got Cowboys

(00:22):
fan everybody. I got a question for you, guys. Do
you think I can go to jail for this? So
a couple of weeks ago, I got sick. Lunchbox got
me sick. I went to the doctor. Doctor said, look,
you're good, but I'm gonna prescribe you some antibiotics. Don't
take them yet unless you get worse. So I've had them,
never had to use them. And then a couple of
days ago, a friend of mine's like, man, I'm not

(00:44):
feeling good. I'm gonna go to doctor. And I said, dude,
I got some antibotics that I'm not using. You can
have them if you want. Then I thought for a second, like, hey,
wait a second, can I go to jail for this?
You won't go to jail. You're not selling them, but
I mean they were prescribed to meet You're not him.
You won't go to jail. So I can't see anybody
actually prosecuting you for that. Well, that. The problem that

(01:04):
I would see with it, though, is well, one, you're
prescribing medicine to somebody with no background at all in medicine.
I'm not a doctor. Secondly, you don't know if it's
viral or if it's a bacteria. And if it's a bacteria,
that might work, but if it's viral, it won't because
a virus is something that's it's just got to run
his course. So you may be giving them medicine's making
his immune system weaker and not helping at all. Because

(01:25):
the more you take antibotics, the less you're jail. I
would be hurting him more. Maybe the jail. No, oh,
I don't know. It's a sharing prescription medications of any
kind violate state and federal laws that can lead to
community service, probation and time in prison. The answer is no, Well,
I didn't do it for the won't go to jail
because no one's going to prosecute you, even though it's

(01:47):
against the law. Okay, but you probably shouldn't do that,
especially if you don't know what it is. It's making
him sick, like there are times, or if somebody has
something and I had it and I know for sure
I'm like, what you think bacteriola viral? And then that
you shouldn't do that. You know somes allergy medicine that

(02:07):
I have I've been known to do Lord, but no,
you're not gonna go to job, but don't do that,
all right, Okay, that's risky. Yeah, I don't know, man,
that's risky. This next person provides the show with the
bonehead story every single day. And he was once a
roommate with our guy that works in the glassroom. His
name is Ray. Here he is lushing trampoline parks. Everybody

(02:30):
loves him. Let's go jump on trampolines. What could go wrong? Well,
we went with another family a couple of weeks ago,
and the trampoline park claimed another victim, the mom of
two boys. She thought, oh, you know, no big deal.
I'll pay dodgeball with the kids on the trampoline. And
she's playing dodgeball. Down she goes. She got the diagnosis
earliest week after the swelling went down. She went to

(02:52):
the doctor, torn mco and torn a cl double. When
you're a wife, when that happened to her, it was brutal, brutal?
What did they say happen to her? It was a
severely sprained ankle, and the doctor said, you would have
been better off breaking it. It was so bad. And
we were there for four jumps. At least we were
there for like an hour before this happened to this mom,

(03:14):
not minutes jumps. Yeah, like we've filled out that. It
took us longer to fill out the waiver. When I
was with my wife and she fills it out, we
like start jumping. One bounce, two bounce, three mounts. On
her fourth bounce down she goes and crying pain. And
I looked at my buddy Garrett and said, does this
mean I gotta go to And so I had to
take her home. Yes, you had to go to of course,
I'm not time you went to the to the comedy

(03:36):
show during the storm. He left his wife and just
had tornadoes and his wife was scared and he's like,
I want to go to the comedy shop. I have
tickets already, and so he left to go to the
comedy show. It's yeah, man, I know what you either
downe here. You know what else I did. I was
in Vegas for a dark show and there were storms
at the house. Left my wife went to Vegas. So

(03:58):
you just flew to Vegas. Yeah, it was for work
though I had to go. When did Derek's have a
work show? And I don't remember that. I was like
last December of twenty twenty one, and they might remember
at Derek's Ventley show that he would have you would
have to go to. Yeah, it was a flyaway with listeners,
like where I had a happy hour with the listeners
and all this. And then here's the funny part the

(04:19):
happy hour. The listeners never showed up. Well you really
had this, yeah, and they never showed up. You never
told us you got stood up by listeners. Now, I
didn't ever tell you. But that's the first time I
saw that the guy that he had the rose on
his jacket so they know his him, and they saw him,
they were like do it. That was the first time
I'd ever seen that Jackson Deane guy. And I was like,
that guy's gonna be good. But to clarify his wife,

(04:39):
this is a really big deal, like, yes, she heard
where there was a tornado and there's trauma there. Yes,
there were like four houses down. The houses were totally destroyed.
So different if you felt like work was making you go,
I don't know, I'm just letting you know. So it's
not like I'm a bad guy, all right. She recently
found out her doll collection maybe worth some money. In
her morning corners, usually pretty funny here, she had a yeah, yeah,

(05:01):
So Succession is back and ted Lasso, but I haven't
been watching it because I wanted to build up, you know,
same like I'll haven't touched a single episode for that reason.
So I'm having to find thiller things. And one of
those shows is it's saw that it was popular on
Netflix and it's called The Night Agent, and I've been
watching it and my son even as watching a little

(05:23):
bit with me. Although I kind of have to say, oh,
don't do that, don't say that word, don't do that.
It's fine, and he's obsessed with it. So now it's
awesome because I have an adult show to watch with him.
It's getting a really good score to eighty one percent
audience scoring rot Tomatoes. I'm just I just looked it
up when you said that based on a novel, It's
a sophisticated character based action thriller centering on a low
level FBA agent who works in the basement of the
White House, manning a phone that never rings. Until the

(05:45):
night it does, propelling him to a fast moving and
dangerous conspiracy that ultimately leads all the word to the
Oval Office. That's super fake, but it's good. It is
the acting cheesy. I feel like the acting is pretty good. Yeah,
I mean honestly, when I'm watching it and and I'm like, okay,
this could happen. Okay, what is the difference on Rotten Tomatoes?
Because the average Tomato meter says seventy six percent? What

(06:06):
is that? Because that's people who review it, like, actually,
that's movie reviewers, got it, and the other the audience score,
people who just get on and can vote. Okay, So
all right, the Night Agent, you recommend it. Yeah, we
haven't watched Ted Lasso either, same reason. We have been
watching Succession those it comes out and I wish you
would have let that build because that finishes that. I'm like,
all righty for the next one. You gotta wait. Season

(06:27):
two is really good a Succession for the second time.
If you get what I should really do is wait
for a whole like series to run his course, a
brand new series seven. Oh man, I'm waiting, guys, I
was gonna see the four. I'm waiting. Then you get
to watch it. All that you couldn't do that, you
could go do that right now was Friday night lights.
Oh it's over. I'm just so good. I'm done, all right.
Go ahead from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He likes to order

(06:47):
Uber eats and the drivers always mess up the studio
deats Bobby Bones, that's true. They never confined us here.
So I posted a video of my wife cutting my
birthday cake lasts Sunday. I worked to a Sunday right, yeah, Sunday,
And I was amazed at the cutter. It's like this
thing and you put it on the cake and you
just kind of squeeze and it cuts the cake. It's unbelievable.

(07:08):
It's amazing. And so it's take a cutter like a
pair of tongs but cutter. Yeah. People have been asking me, hey,
what's up? Where is that? I don't know? But Eddie
found it on Amazon. I did seven, nine and nine
on Amazon. What's it called? Just search cookie cutter and
it's like, you know, four pictures down you had cake cutter. No,
I'm sorry, cake cutter, cake cutter. I did cake cutter

(07:29):
slash tongues. Why don't we just link it? Let's do
I'll give it to Morgan, she can link. We'll put
it up because many people have been asking me about
it and it was awesome and I wanted to use it,
so I did. And so you put the triangle over
the piece of cake. It cuts it down and you
squeeze it a little bit and it picks the cake up.
It puts it on the plate. I've never seen anything
like that in my life blown away. It wasn't even
like technology base. It was just metal and it was awesome.

(07:50):
But we'll put that up if you guys want to see.
At bobbybones dot com, it's time for the mail bag
something he Hello, Bobby Bones. I have an eight year
old son. Our house has become the hub for him
and four of his closest friends to get together and
I'll hang out. It does get hectic at times, but

(08:12):
I treat him all his family. The issue I'm having
is with one of the friends who doesn't have a
mother figure in his life. She left him and his
dad a couple of years ago, and to say the least,
he has had a hard time adjusting. Some days when
he'd be over, he would hang out with me instead
of the boys. He'd help me out in the kitchen
and is even offered to do a few chores around
the house. But the last time he was here, he

(08:34):
accidentally called me mom. I'm not sure how to tell
his dad about it. Any advice on how to approach that.
I don't want him not to be allowed over anymore
or for it to be awkward for him. Would it
be bad to continue letting him call me mom? Or
is it okay considering what he's going through at this
age around eight years old? Signed mom and my son's friend.

(08:58):
That's a tough one. I can say this. I never
had a dad, and so there were male figures in
my life that I would do things with. It was
somewhat like a dad, you know, if it was sports,
you know, even working one on one with some of them,
like if they've teached me how to do certain things.
It's very grateful for that. I never called him dad though.

(09:21):
That's but also I you know, when I ended up
being thirteen or so, Arkansas, Keith came in, but I
was already wired at that point, but I never called
him dad. So that part I don't really relate to.
But this is a young age, it's a young super
still impressionable age. So I don't have any problem, and
you're probably being really kind to do it, but doing

(09:44):
somewhat momentory type things with the kid if it's natural
and it doesn't feel weird, because he's not gonna get that.
If it's not from you, ain't gonna get that. So
I have no problem with that. There won't have to
be a boundary. No breastfeeding, definitely, no, no, no no.
But the rest of it, I'm not really sure about it.

(10:06):
What do you think, Amy, he's eight? Your thoughts? Oh, yeah,
I mean I think a little bit of a boundary
with that, but still providing that nurture that he may need.
But talking with the dad I think would be my
first step. And I think that that's totally okay. You're
coming from a place of love and care and not
you know, it's like you're not angry or anything that

(10:26):
he's called you mom. You have compassion for it, you
feel for him. So going to the dad and saying, hey,
how can we work on this together? Because I don't
want it to be an unhealthy bond because I can't
actually be his mom and provide everything he needs. But
I'm I'm happy to give him some of that, I
don't know. I'll call a therapists. Oh, I think it's

(10:48):
cool that she has just been so nice to him
and there for him that he does feel comfortable enough
to call her mom. Yes, I think she needs to
talk to the dad and just let him know what's
going on. But I think I think it's okay. I mean,
I call my mother in law mom, and she's not
my real moment though, this is I get it, this
is but that is your mother in law. Like I
get this saying I get it. But obviously this kid

(11:10):
feels comfortable with her and like or I was just
looking for a mom period mom figure. Yeah, I don't
think she's gonna mislead him in the way Like okay, yeah,
like you call me mom, I can't be your mom.
Like no, just have the conversation with his dad and
just say this what's happening. But I'm happy to be
here for him with whatever he needs. Yeah, no mom calling. No,
you don't like that expectation of her in his life.

(11:34):
And again, she's a friend's mom. What if the kid's
not friends anymore with the other kid, that ends up
being a thing to be awkward future when he grows up.
Any connection he has with a woman, suddenly he's calling
her mom. What about mama name? No mommy, this friend's mom,
that's her name. You can step in and do some

(11:56):
of this stuff, because he does need some sort of
mother muther or like figure, especially if the dad is
a dude and not as warm but still no mom.
Like one of my friend's kids started calling me pops,
I'd be like, yeah, the problem man on pops, that's fine. Different.
Does the kid not have a dad? Right? Is the
kid ate? Does the kid have all the same situation

(12:16):
where the dad left or died? Right? And you just
made it a nickname? Didn't call me dad weird? Yes? Yeah?
Did you ever fantasize Bobby about like mean y'all a
fantasy as well? Yeah? It's watch questions. Okay, I'm sure
he's sort of yes, he has in this fantasy like

(12:38):
he wants a mom. But so I'm thinking back to
you as a kid these different quote unquote father figures.
Did you ever think like, oh man, wow, I wish
and pretend in your head like this is your dad,
or like what would it be like if he lived
in my home and took care of me in this way. No, No,
I did not. I just hated. I was resentful everybody
that had a dad, Yeah, because I was like everybody

(13:00):
to dad, you have no idea what you have. You
just take it so so easy, and oh well look
at you. You get somebody to take you to do
all this stuff. Yeah, I was very I was angry
about it. I never fantasized about it. Is there a
better word? Imagine? Every imagine I had a dad. Dream.
That's a better fantasy, I think because as a kid, Yeah,

(13:22):
when my parents got divorced, I used to look at
other families together and imagine that mine like I was
with their family, like with a mom and a dad together.
It's your own fantasy, right, we all have our own. Yeah, right, Hey,
thank you for that email. Good luck with dad, Close
it up. We got your I was about all right.

(13:45):
These are all money stories, lunchbox. We'll go to you first.
Forbes release their billionaires and list. They have ten of them.
That's it. Well, top ten. Okay, how many can you
name who? Probably? None? Uh? Um uh the Kardashian girl,
he's a billionaire. One of the top ten. Nope and correct, Amy, hemmy,

(14:07):
can you name three? Four? Go? For it. Name that billionaire, Mom, okay,
correct number two at one hundred and eighty billion dollars.
Let's see what I'm doing wrong. Go ahead, Oprah, I'm
sorry you've been eliminated. How many billionaires? Can you name

(14:29):
two of the nine? Go ahead? Bezos? Jeff Bezos at
number three at one hundred and fourteen billion because Amazons
is crazy money, Bill Gates and number six one hundred
and four billion because of Microsoft. And that's all I got.
The CEO of some big company, Yeah, I think some
of them. You'll know. Warren Buffett at one hundred and
six billion. I've heard of him. He's still alive. Oh yeah.

(14:51):
At number ten, Steve Balmer owns the Clippers, but is
a Microsoft guy. Number nine h and Bonnie from Diversify.
I don't know who that is. Number eight Carlos slim
Elu and family. Oh that is mean. Yeah, well guess
he's in Mexican. Dou Why because his name is Carlos.

(15:12):
I know Carlos for America. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I feel
like for a long time, if he was the richest,
who was the number one for a long time, I
don't know if he was the president fact checked that
Michael Bloomberg, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, Larry Ellison, Jeff Bezos,
Elon Musk. And there's a new number one, Bernard Alnault
and family who has two hundred and eleven billion dollars

(15:32):
because he Ellen's, Louisvatan, christend Your, Tiffany and Company and others. Wow,
he bought all of those guys. I don't know if
he started or bought it. Now he's the richest. Two
hundred and eleven money isn't even a thing. Yeah, I
wish I had that, Yeah, so much. It's not even
a thing. I wish I had that. But if I
came from the same place, so I would appreciate it,
I don't even Yeah, you know what, I'd give away
eighty percent of it immediately, did just charities two hundred

(15:53):
and eleven billion bucks to you. Oh that'd be all
you guys. Pro tip, if you still money from a
drug cart, don't brag about it. In late March, Eric
today O Ramirez was one happy bragging fella. According to documents,
Witnesses at a party reported hearing him on the phone
bragging about how he's stolen fifty thousand bucks from the
cartel dell del no reste. Yeah, familiar with that? One
ever heard of that? About two hours the phone called

(16:15):
blue truck showed up. One of the trucks came in
as a mask dude, and so he was last scene
trying to escape with a bloodied face. And they don't
know really what's up. They haven't seen him since I
gotta feel on it ain't good. No, that's from y'all
who knews. But if anybody here decides to still from
a cartel, don't brag about it on the show it
We should already know that, right, Finaley, Yeah, of course.

(16:37):
Final money story. One went to fourteen million dollars on
a slot jackpot on a ten dollars bet on Sunday
at the Atlantis Casino Resort SPA and Reno. She put
ten bucks into a megabuck slot machine one fourteen million dollars,
the largest slot jackpot in Reno history. That's from eight News.

(16:58):
Now though it's crazy. The only reason one was in
the casino is because the crew she had planned to
go on was canceled, so she's like, well, I guess
I'll just go in. Wow, she went fourteen million. Ray,
didn you guys want a bunch on a slot machine
at some point. Yeah, three point four and just had
to pay the taxes. Three point four million, thousand, three thousand,
three point four. You can just say three point four,
you say thirty four hundred, especially after this story. Oh man,

(17:23):
so you won thirty four hundred bucks and you pay
the taxes. Did they come get that immediately out of
the money. No, we just did it with our taxes.
They sometimes do in Vegas, will take it from you.
They did not with us, so we had to pay
it when we filed. So did you get that like
a slip? Did a slip come out? Yep? They took
her social Otherwise you'd be good. Olden days have come
out and like change. Oh yeah, Now though they just

(17:46):
give you a slip. Yes, So we got to hit
him with eight hundred bucks that it's like twenty seven
percent you get tax rais going full financial advisor here
to make sure we know he paid the taxes on it.
I feel like he's being a little too. We played
the taxes on specific being honest, I just did it.
I'm sure. Okay, it's for the good news. Good. Last week,

(18:08):
there was a school bus in southern California and the
driver's drive and he picked up all his seventeen students
and he's headed to the middle school. And he looks
in that mirror, you know the one he looks up
he the whole bus one. Yeah. Yeah. He looks back
there and he sees smoke and he's like, that's not right.
So he pulls the bus over, investigates, and there's a
fire right by the gas tang. So he quickly gets
the bus on the bus, He quickly gets on the radio, goes, guys, guys,

(18:30):
there's a fire's fire. I'm evacuating the bus. Now call
fire department. He gets all the students out in time,
and before even the fire department gets there, the whole
bus catches on fire. They're waiting on the side of
the road. The fire department is as soon which the
fire and everyone is safe. Here's the good news, everyone
got to school on time. That's not the good news.
What's the good news they got off the bus. You

(18:50):
want to be delayed, like, yeah, that's a great music.
I mean, get into school on time is the worst
part of the whole story. You want to miss the
whole day? Yeah, worst news? Yeah, Like when my bus
when I was in fifth grade, got smoke coming out
of the engine. We had to jump out the back.
We were like two hours later school. We stood in
the freaking sideyard of someone's house for hours and they
brought out water and snacks and we sat out there

(19:11):
for two hours. Yea, right across the street from Stephen
to Puse house. It is great. I would want to
get back to school in time. Yeah, And they got
them there in time. They had breakfast and therapy people,
therapists waiting there with him. Good job for that bus
driver for doing That's awesome. That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. We love seeing celebrities

(19:32):
in the wild. We live in Nashville, so every once
a while we run into a celebrity and we're like, dang,
they go to Target, Dang they grocery shop, Dang, they
order Starbucks quickly around the room. What celebrity have you
seen in the wild over the past few years? Just
give me one to wear. Amy Okay Riba at the
grocery store, ray Zz top the airport, Eddie Hillary from

(19:56):
Lady A Target. So lunchbox has one today. So we're
all gonna get guesses on three guests if we can
figure it out, lunch box, you want to set us
up with anything. Yes, we were outdoors and the celebrity
was doing some exercising. I don't want to say exactly where.
I don't want to blow up this person's spot. Okay,
So we're trying to guess us and I've never seen

(20:17):
this celebrity in the while before. And you said something
to them. Yeah, and we taught Oh, how's it going on?
All right? Have fun? See lighter? All right, we get
three questions each. Do you want to go with the easy?
We will be a team on this one. Yeah, let's
let's work one guests. We need to get three questions
and one guess. It's okay, it's ten. Um, let's go
out the easy one. Was it a country music artist? No? Oh,

(20:40):
let's go okay. Makes it a little easier. Well, it's
not so vast now the robust country music. All those answers,
there's one hundred and one thousands, go ahead. Did you
talk to them? Okay? Well man or woman? Yes? Okay?
Was it hit a man? Yes? Okay, son country man?
All my guesses are going out the window, Eddie, Um,

(21:04):
is this man has he ever been in this studio before, Yes,
my country artist. So it's not a country artist, it's
a man. They've been here, so we would had him
here to interview. So like people that kind of my mind,
like chip Eston, but I would consider him a country
meets artist because plays the opera all the time. That's true. Um,

(21:26):
what about some of the other artists that have come
in that are like John Mayer? But I don't think
he doesn't given work an out a question? Is he
over forty? No? Not over forty? Yeah? Younger? Is he married? Yeah?
Married Eddie? Is he an actor? No? Not an actor? Okay, okay,

(21:56):
So we have not a country artist, it's a man.
They've been in studio, they're under forty, they are married,
and it's not an actor. They don't don't it's not
like a chip. We each get one more question? Where
have we got to dial these in guys? He plays
the piano? Huh? Why? Why? Why is that your question?

(22:17):
Now she's talking to me. You's been like Elton John
maybe studio? What are you? What are you going for?
I think, well, if he's not an actor, then he
must be a musician in a different genre. Yeah, a
different genre. But that's been Yeah, rector. The rector plays,
you know, works out, he exercises, he's married. Oh is
he a friend of yours? Bones? Okay? Is this person

(22:39):
a friend of mine? Yeah? Oh, Amy, maybe on is
something here? Okay? Is his first name eight through G
doesn't start with that? No? Okay, so then we also
know H through Z is gonna be the first letter
of his name? Hey, we have one more question? Has
a lot of letters? Bones? Uh, yeah, there's a lot

(23:01):
of letters. Yeah, Oh my gosh, okay, is this the
last one? Yeah? Oh boy, oh boy boy. Um. I
mean we're just gonna have to go with a friend
of Bobby's. You have a question though? Does his first
name start with a letter between H and N, H I,
J K L M N Yes, who I'm done now

(23:25):
h J okay l M and who are my close friends? Though?
Matt did? Close friends with you? Well? Friends with me
and we hang out socially outside of the show, J
J K L One of the what's letters? H throw
N H, I J K L M and Hank I
don't know Hank, Tom Hanks no I H I Isaiah

(23:46):
Isaiah Thomas, don't know him, Isaac Chris, J J J.
J art Oh god j K l J. Who Okay,
let's don't do that. Who are my friends to get there?
But also Lionel was working out never been in studio?

(24:10):
You're right? Oh okay, Ray, do you know from hearing
all this nonsense, I'm thinking him. But other than that, No,
Matt Matt Mario, Matt Overton. It could be him working
out his athlete. But has he ever been a studio here? Yes,
he used to work for us, that's true, used to
work here. I'm thinking like as a guest, Matthew married,

(24:31):
not an actor friend. It's gotta be him. It's gotta
be mad Over. I think Ray figured it out lunch
but I thought right, guess guys, Yeah, let's go mad
Over lunchbox. Is it mad Overton? No? No, as a
you never know with him, he's scraping from show. We
all are Matthew, math Mike, do you know who it is?

(24:53):
Are we gonna be annoyed with him? We are gonna bean?
Is it like a dog? My da? Shut up? Oh
my god, that we went. We went through all that. Now,
somebody that works on the show. He's here every day,
he's in the studio, he's under he's on Under forty.
He is a married and he's a male boom and
he's Bobby's friend. Why do we do this? Why do

(25:15):
we let him trick Usodo was that I don't know.
You're right, he was desperate? How random scoobas had a
good bit? Or is at a desperate bit? This is
a podcast only bit, guys, not at all. I have
never seen just might be randomly in the wild and
there he was running down the path. I will say,
this is pretty cool when you see I saw Amy,

(25:38):
she didn't see me, and I was like, hi, near
where we live. And then I saw my wife the
other day too, and I was like, that's crazy. We
was like, you're right. Even when you see your wife
in the wild, You're like, hey, it's me here. What
I'm saying is you made it this whole dumb bit
for that. Tell me that one cool though. He's running
with his headphones and I'm like, that's Mike day. How

(25:59):
far are you? Though? It might be all right, man,
have a good run. We're gonna get We had a
few words, just like I said, it's got to the
point now where I wake up every hour on the hour.
If I went to bed last night early sensible. My
wife and I watched the THEO Von Special on Netflix.
She wanted to watch it is recorded here at the Rheman. Way,
didn't you go to that? Yes all live? She said,

(26:21):
I think I just heard Ray yell from the audience.
Did you yell from the audience? Ever, I was trying
to do big laughs and yells as well. She goes,
I think I just heard Ray in the audience, And
I was like, don't be crazy. Did you go back
and watch it and see if you're your yell made it?
I did, but I'd already seen the jokes three times over.
When you're at the Rheman, they make them do it
over and over again. I just couldn't watch the whole
special and see a joke for the fourth time. So

(26:44):
let me get this straight. Not so much to Rhyeman,
but when they're shooting is special, they they do the
joke over and over again just so you can get it.
They can get it. It was so annoyed. That's interesting
because they're like, sorry, THEO we didn't get that, buddy,
can you do that joke? Oh? So if I laughed,
I didn't even know what laughs made it or not.
Somebody goes something like you can't like goes, that's right,
I mundo, Oh wow, it is distinct when he does that,

(27:05):
and I was like, I was like, you're crazy. You're
doing loud laughs, Like what would a loud laugh be
if you were trying to get on TV? Like that's funny,
that is funny, and you were planning those in there?
Yeah I knew they were filming. Yeah, I gotta go
back and watch that now. So we did that, trying
to go to bed like ninety five sensible time. I

(27:25):
woke up at midnight two thirty. I got fully out
of bed at like three. I was like, I guess
it's time to get up. And I looked down. I
was like, oh, I can still sleep for another forty
five minutes or so laid back down. I just I
don't know what's happening. Because I'm eating exceptionally good, I'm
exercising really well. Everything is on like physically they're supposed

(27:49):
to be doing. But I just am waking up every hour.
I don't know what it is. And then I deal
with that all day and then I'm exhausted, and so
I'm like, I'm just gonna stay up don nine thirty
and I'm gonna tried it again and it's the same thing.
But I just feel helpless because I know from a
Tibetta said, I know I'm gonna wake up at midnight. Well,
I told my wife that. She was like, well, if
you say that, you are No, that's actually not the case,
because there are many times I didn't say that, and
I still woke up at midnight. Okay, And anyway, yes,

(28:13):
why I would just stop saying that first of all,
just in case, okay, And then are you is your
mind racing at all? Racing? There's no difference except I'm
doing things healthier. I looked it up. I might have
a parasite. Really, it could be one of the things
that keeps you up. That's what Google said. And did
you know that most adults have parasites in them? Wow?
When he explains things, are there good and bad parasites though,

(28:37):
probably like bacteria? I mean sure, but I don't know
if bacteria is considered a parasite. Do most adults should
know that? Your well, I do, That's why I said it.
But I'm just checking my work with a good doctor. Okay.
Most of us have intestinal parasites. It is estimated a
round eighty percent of both adults and children have parasites
and their gut weird. But didny my google why I'm

(28:58):
not sleeping? It's like parasite. Now I'm convinced I got
parasites living in me and they just want to party
all night, so you fall asleep and then they poke
you in your belt, like well, they're just jamming in there.
They like to listen to musical aid and I'm just like,
it wakes me up. But then I didn't know that
most people had parasites. Humans are hosting like three hundred
species of parasitic worms. Worms. Yeah, you're gonna have tape worms,

(29:19):
round worms. They set up theory. But that's why I'm
waking up at night. They've set up camp and they
like to do nighttime hangouts. But one time I googled
what was wrong with me? And I had cat scratch fever?
You did, I just want to say it could have
been on web md cat scratch fever. So I have
to go to the doctor and get this figured out.
So whatever, and the parasites are the sleeping, all of it. Now,

(29:43):
the sleeping I'm not worried about. That'll fix itself once
I fixed it. Once. I got some squatters living in
me right now, get them out of there. Are you
gonna go to the doctor and tell him, hey, doc,
this is what I learned on Google? Or are you
just gonna see what he say? They don't like that.
Sometimes I try to lead him there. I'll just go
I read this. They tend to be get annoyed with that,
so I'm gonna do that. You went to the doctor
for your ADHD. Yeah, I had to take a TOVA test.

(30:06):
Why don't you don't? Do you have it? Yes? But
I was just doing a follow up because of some
medication that I'm on and they made me take it.
It's like twenty six minutes long. Issu or what? Do
they just say? Star in this circle and if all
of a sudden you're king you're doing jump and jacks
are like, she has it? Yeah. No, You're staring at
a computer screen and you have a clicker, you know,
like you're clicking if people go into the bar, like

(30:28):
and fifth square is at the top or the bottom.
I can't remember which one you have to click, and
sometimes it's the bottom and then at the top. But
it's so mundane and boring, and you know, you fidget,
you get distracted, distracted? How long minutes can you just
fell that on purpose? Oh? I guess if you wanted

(30:51):
to do that, Like I don't. I want accurate information
about what's going on with me. It's overrated. What's overt
accurate information? You see that all the time. Yeah, So
did you still have it? Do I still have a DH? Yes?
I do? Yeah, I got I guess scored a negative twelve,
not even zero, she assured me, Well, the negatives it

(31:11):
goes from. Listen, she tried to explain to me. I
don't understand, but I know that twelve if I lost
your focus while she was talking to you. And then
I just needed assurance that that wasn't the worst score,
and she said, oh, yeah, no, I've seen negative twenty before.
Oh man, it doesn't sound that off though, I'll be
honest with you. Twenty to twelve if that's the worst one, right,
but the scale is zero to negative ten. Wait, you're

(31:32):
off the scale, but she said, still not the worst, wasn't.
I don't know. Your victory is that you weren't the
worst person to ever walk in that doctor's office and
take that test. Yeah, good for you. Yeah, and to
be clear. You have to go. If you are medicated
for anything, you have to show up unmedicated on test.
You walked in like a tornado. Who are you? What
am I eating? But I've spent somebody getting married that

(31:55):
just aim you with no medication. I've spent most of
my life unmedical. I agree. I'm good for you. I'm
un medicated. Right now we can tell, Yeah, we can.
I fidget way more when I'm not, but it's okay.
I can take it as needed, No shame. I take
one right now. Need good? All right, So you get

(32:16):
that fixed. I'm gonna say if I have parasites, I
don't know how to do that though I don't know
there's a test, because they do say. And why I
think it could be an issue is it hurts digestion
and I've had digestion issues. Maybe it's that a colonoscary.
They checked it out. By the way, this has been
old man minute, parasites and colonoscary. On the phone. We
have Jay who lives in Delaware. Jay, what's going on? Buddy?

(32:37):
So I was wondering if you had anybody else in
mind to go to Vegas to see Sam Hunt with
lun spots and stay in the same room, stay in
the same bed. Sure, why not? Yeah? Sure? What's even
going now? No? I'm not going, man, I'm not. I'm
not going some random dude. Like I mean, this guy
sounds awesome, you know, but what do you like about him?
I mean he just sounds like a dude. I mean

(33:00):
he sounds like he knows how to party. Oh, Jake,
you got a party, bud the party? Yeah? I like that.
Do you want to maybe rethink you're to say, Hey,
do you gamble your third What do you like to
play black deck? It's like a first date. I do
love bunchack. Do you play crafts at all? So I'm

(33:21):
sure one I can try. Oh that's not good. I
mean I don't want someone that doesn't know how to
piece open. I don't I don't want to have to
teach him. I don't want to sit there and babysit.
It's have to be the same one. You don't have
like the fundamentals to say yeah, Like, if you don't
have the same foundation, like, it's not gonna work. It's
like you don't want to rush just be in one
bed if you don't have the same like right, yeah,
I mean if he doesn't like play craft. That's like,

(33:42):
you know, one person being a Democrat another one being
a Republican. You just don't get along. It's oil, oil
and vinegar. Ray Bass still going with you Vegas? You
so lunch Boxes out completely? Yeah, I mean that was decided. Yeah,
there's no way he's coming because it's our room. We
paid for that flight, all that. Yeah, you promised me
all this stuff, and then you just took it away.
I said, there's a one percent chance she may still go,
and then she ended up going. Okay, So what are

(34:02):
you gonna do? Lunchbox not go at all? I'm not
gonna go, man, Okay, Jay, We're sorry, buddy. It sounds
like he was open to the idea. But where's Jay from? Delaware? Delaware?
How far? I mean, that's a long flight, man. I'm sorry.
You know, I don't even like to fly. But he
would have done it for you, buddy, I mean, how
awkward would that have been. I've been waiting at the
airport for Jay to come down the escalator and I

(34:24):
didn't give him a signs to Jay with hearts on?
All right, Jay, thanks for the call, buddy. He's not
gonna go to Vegas. All right you Samy's Pile of Stories.
A new survey found the average person makes the first
impression in just twenty seven seconds after meeting someone else.
Do you know what that means? We're just judging so

(34:44):
much on physical appearance. Yeah, we all do it the
first thing immediately, but in twenty seven seconds, you're not
gonna learn that much about somebody unless you ask them
a direct question as soon as they walk up. Well,
here are the things you can learn, Like you said, appearance,
a friendly smile, good manners, icon, contact, punctuality. Sometimes lunchbox
is a fart in the first twenty seven seconds, that's

(35:06):
not real. That takes like three minutes at least with
him being conversational and then dressing. Well, yeah, it's all
a big part of our society is how you look
or how presentable you are or your hair or it's
not always about money, but it's about effort. But that's
all who comes. I'm even talking about yesterday show what

(35:26):
percentage of encounters with people do you feel like okay?
You you leave that being like okay that that went
well and made a good first impression, or you're like,
oh this is so good. You mean if I do
it like how you when you're meeting new people, how
I almost don't care, okay, because I'm so what if
it was for work, I give more than thirty seconds though?

(35:46):
Is that what you're asking? No, I'm just saying, after
you've had a first encounter with somebody, so it's a pitch,
a job interview, a chiev thing, do you do you
hang up from the zoom or walk away from the
meeting being like, Okay, I think I gave a good
first impression. Yeah, I do sometimes or sometimes somebody all
just like crush it and I'll be like, dang, I
think I want to be their friend, and then it
goes one or the other way, and I think most
of the times it's right. But yeah, I think you

(36:08):
can kind of see and tell people that you kind
of vibe with pretty quickly. That thirty seconds is pretty quick.
That's way U too quick though, Yeah, that's fat. But
it's mostly physical yeah, visual, well the punctuals on there.
I know you like that. Well, your body has to
physically be there, so pay I know. But you can
know if someone was late to the meeting, right, Okay.
So Easter is the Sunday and egg prices are still high.
So the potato industry would like everybody to know, Hey,

(36:32):
you can paint potatoes instead of Easter eggs. And that
has to be if you only have potatoes already though,
because potatoes costs more than eggs. They do. Yeah, they're
like a bag of potatoes. That's not cheap. Yeah, thing
of eggs just is. Then why are they presenting themselves
as a budget potato. Yeah, if you want to budget
friendly alternative paint rocks, Oh, that's free. It's the same

(36:55):
situation if you got paint paint rocks. I'll find that
and then give them the prize after we like to
smack the eggs on each other's head. So how's that
going to work with the rocks? Not? Well, you asked, Yeah,
I'd avoid that. But if you don't want to go
buy in something, my point is you don't know to
buy eggs because they're expensive. Well, either use the potatoes
you already have or go on paint rocks. Okay. Also,

(37:17):
just here's some stats for you. Eggs are up fifty
five percent and potatoes only went up thirteen percent. Yeah,
but what were they to start? I don't know. Yeah,
I'm just saying they're suggesting it, but I like your
idea of rocks and rocks you can keep forever. You
just cannot smash anybody said so Luke Combs and his team.
They once turned down five thousand dollars from a banker

(37:40):
for a meet and greet with Luke because what Luke
does with his fan club is people are randomly selected
to come be a part of his Meat and Great
for free. Well, this banker in Dallas or something was like, well, hey,
I really want to meet him, So here's five grand,
and they're like no, no, no, no no, And Luke
said he just wants to keep it real. He'd rather
meet someone that literally cannot afford to be there at
all whatsoever, and spend that time with them, then take

(38:03):
somebody's money to meet him. Yeah, you can do both
a little bit. When Luke was talking about it, and
I saw an article, so it could have been I
could have read it wrong with the wrong tone. He's like,
I don't want to pay, and I think pay for
meet and greates is weird. Some artists have to do
that because they don't ain't make any money, Like their
margin is so thin. Yeah that if people want to
pay twenty fifty bucks on hundred bucks to go meet them.
They're like absolutely, because I gotta figure out how way

(38:24):
to get enough gas and the sprinter van and my
crew to the next location. So I definitely don't want
to shame and for charging for a meet and Creed
second like he can meet him and give the money
to charity, Like five people. There are a lot of ways.
There's as they say, there's not one way to skin
a cat. Although who's skins cats? I don't know whoever
they are. I don't like them. I'm not a friend
of mine. Yeah, I don't know actually, but and I

(38:48):
understand it's Luke's a man of the people. But there
are artists who I don't want to shame at all.
If they're charging five hundred bucks, I think like Marin
was doing meet and greds and giving all the money
back to the Music Foundation school they're charging So there
are ways to do it too, That's all I want
to say. I don't any artists feel shamed because Luke's out.
Don't want to beat people to pay for me and greates.

(39:08):
I don't think that's that's right. Well for him, that's
not right, not for everybody, right, and if you want
to meet us ten thousand dollars every morning, that'd be cool. No, maximum,
we don't care. Yeah, well, everybody they want to come in,
all right, that's my file. That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news. Good. He's seventy six

(39:31):
years old. His name is David Ray. He's a Vietnam
veteran and he's walking down his steps at home and
he fell. He's getting older, hard to walk down the steps.
He's lived in this house for fifty years. But he
couldn't actually build himself ramp and didn't have the money
to really do it. But there's a nonprofit called Ramp
it Up, which is in Cincinnati, but it's near Kentucky
and they worked with that area and this whole ramp

(39:52):
it Up was started by a UPS employed Greg Schneider,
and that's what they do. They go and they help veterans,
their families and people with mobility issues across the country
to bui wheelchair ramps where sometimes they don't have them.
So here we go. Here's a clip up Greg, the
guy who started it, saying what providing a wheelchair ramp
does for people. That's why I say, the three things
that this is all about is freedom, independence, and accessibility.

(40:13):
Some people don't have that, and by having a wheelchair
ramp can get that back to provide them with that.
What's cool is he actually knows this because I wouldn't
know how important a wheelchair ramp is because luckily none
of my family's in a wheelchair. Yeah, and so that's
only something that you know if you experience it in
some way. And then he found that has dialed in
and is helping people all the time. So David Ray

(40:33):
is happy. Heck, I'm happy that that is what it's
all about. That was tell me something good. All right,
it's time for the Morning Corny in a second, but
it's investigative corny day. Thursdays. We try to stretch that muscle.
We only have thirty seconds to figure it out. Here's
what I've been told, though the corny has gotten harder,
finding harder jokes. Thirty seconds to figure out the morning Corny.

(40:59):
We got this on the clock. The clock does not
start until she's done with the joke, Morning Corny. What
happens if you eat a book of synonyms? They taste
the same? Do you eat a book that all the
pages tastes the same. Yeah, they all taste the same.

(41:20):
Is that what that is? Was synonym? Same word? Yea?
And did we get that? What happens if you eat
a book? I think she would say, what happens if
you eat that? Time already thirty five? Yeah, look of synonyms?
Let taste similar, they all taste it. I don't know.

(41:44):
I feel like your answer is pretty good. But what's
your um? You're ready? It gives you a throat, sore throats.
So it's the saurus. You can go and find words synonyms. Yeah,
maybe you said I don't know stinky and you looked

(42:04):
it up smelly. Oh say, he doesn't do that? I
think's breath. There you go. It's good. Now we're on
too good good serious joke. That joke is terrible at
the saurus, at the saurus throat? Would you ask it again? Okay,
what happens if I maybe I say swallow? Maybe what

(42:28):
I just feel like, there's it is funny. There's just
a little what Okay, let's walk through it. What happens
if you swallow a book of synonyms? You get the
sous throat? Well, that would have been the first thing
we said. No, never, even if she'd just said it
perfectly never. So we did not do hard. I'm too weird.
I mean, sometimes they're too easy. Are sometimes they're sometimes

(42:51):
they're hard. All right, thank you, we lost, we're losers.
We're moving on. Let's go over and talk to Haley,
who lives in Missouri. Haley, good morning to you. Good morning.
We're gonna give you a chance to win a fifty
dollars son a gift card with a little game we
call never Gonna Get It. Now, the question is that's
gonna read the question for everybody, so when I talk

(43:12):
more about the game, you'll at least be thinking about
the question. Just eight percent of guys performed this grooming
task weekly, so it's less than ten percents, less than
one and ten. Just eight percent of guys performed this
grooming task weekly. Now what's gonna happen is, Haley, I'm
gonna come to you and you're gonna get to give
me your answer, and you'll probably miss it because you're
actually never gonna get it. It's what we called game

(43:33):
that and then I'll go to the show. You probably
won't get it either. You don't know, but that's all
we call it that never gonna get it. Yeah, and
then there'll be a bonus round at the end. If
she can win any of those rounds, she wins the
gift card. Okay, I've stalled enough to let you guys
think about it, Haley. Just eight percent of guys performed
this grooming task weekly. What is it? Okay? Goodn't I

(43:56):
hope that I'm wrong? Actually, but I'm gonna say, watch
their faith wash their face. You know. I don't wash
my face very often. Lucky blessed to have good skin,
and usually if I washed my face, I break out
a little bit, which is so bizarre. I wash it
with water. I'm like, I get in the show, but
I don't put on like the I do even like soap.
I'm but like face wash, I don't do anything. I

(44:17):
don't do that. One day I'll be like, I wish
I would have washed my face more so. But that
is not right, that's incorrect. How do you guys feel
about your answer? It's really good, really really good? Okay, Hayley,
Which one of these guys would you like to represent you? Amy, Lunchbox,
Eddie or Morgan? How does Morgan feel? I didn't hear
hurt I don't feel she didn't answer. Yeah, okay, um,

(44:42):
Eddie always says that he feels good. Lunchbox is the
least higantic person. Oh that's a good point. You know what. Heck,
I'll do a package. If you want Eddie and Lunchbox together,
you can have them. Okay, beautiful, let's do it, all right,
that's a deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, you two, We're
gonna come to you in a second. Amy, what do
you have? I have ear hair like shave ear hair. Okay, Morgan,

(45:08):
I have in the same vein, but it's like their
nose hairs. Okay, we got two hair situations here, nose hairs,
ear hair. Both are wrong, so good thing. Shouldn't pick
one of you guys. So let's see if ye the
Peanut Gallery has anything. Eddie, what do you have? Amy?
You are so close, but I'm gonna go cleaning your ears.
That is a different answer for sure. Lunchbox, what do

(45:30):
you have? Well, I have a question. I don't know
what this is, so it may be the same thing
as washing face. So you need to answer this because
Amy talks about this exfoliate not the same thing. Okay,
that's what I'm going on. I don't know what that is, folly,
it would be like rubbing the skin off. I'm gonna
say exfoliate. Eight percent of guys performing this grooming task weekly.
We have clean your ears and or exfoliate. Come on, baby,

(45:53):
both those answers are wrong. Oh okay, that's round two over. Okay,
Now I'm gonna let you all think of another answer.
She gets pick if the group gets it or not. Okay,
so think about it again. Just eight percent of guys
performed this grooming task weekly. Oh I got it? So
right down your answers. Let me know when you're in
what is a grooming times? Got it? I'm in a

(46:14):
man something down Morganson lunchbox is googling what is grooming?
He doesn't know what that is. I mean, I feel
like there's two just eight percent guys. You know, just
eight percent of guys performed this grooming task weekly. Good? Yeah, okay,
So I would you have Hailey your last chance to
win the gift card? You can pick that the whole

(46:35):
show that somebody gets it or the whole show misses it.
Gosh ed. He sounds so confident. Again, I got this one.
He always said it. You're hey, this one for sure.
I got Okay, let me see what you got. Okay,
I'm I'm gonna say no. Okay, so she does want
any of you to get it? Wow? Wow, wow, Amy,

(46:57):
what do you get? Shave head? Shave head incorrect? What Morgan?
Wash their underwear? I'm gonna put you on hold for
a second. Eddie, Well, I feel dumb. Shavehead in correct? Guys.
Eight percent of guys shave their head every week. No, no, no,
it's it's like like Scoopa Steve shave his head every

(47:18):
two weeks. I bet lunchbox. Eight percent of guys performed
this grooming task. What is it? Washed the sheets in correct?
What on earth? So Morgan? Your answer was wash your
underwear or their underwear? Okay, there's what we're gonna do. Haley,
you said nobody would get it. If you'd like to
change it, and say, Morgan got it right, I'll let
you change it. If not, you can stay, No, I'll stay. Okay,

(47:40):
good thing you did. That's not right, Morgan. Nobody got
it first of all. Haley is our big winner. Eight
percent of guys performed this grooming task weekly. It is
shave their armpits and half a half of dudes never
do it. But you guys are doing trem and shaven
everybody part. Accept the old armpits armpit hair because a
Bobby says he does it. But I'll like what you

(48:00):
had it. But then you didn't right there. You still
shave your armpits with a clipper every two weeks or so. Wow,
I've never I got trolls coming out of there and
got roll upside down treasure trolls. S. Haley, you won,
So congratulations. How do you feel? I feel good? Oh,
I feel so good. Oh all right, give her that

(48:24):
gift guard. Nice job, there's, Haley. I want to first
say that I'm always excited and we have a good
guest on the show. But like tomorrow, super pumped because
Chris Tomlin is gonna be in and he's gonna play
good good father. You're a good good father. But I
did a whole hour with him and it was amazing.

(48:45):
He came to my house and I feel like we're buddies. Now.
Look we text a little bit like about what golf
hanging out? Yeah, buddies. Yeah, And so I'm gonna do
a thing with him coming up, and so he's gonna
come play tomorrow on the show. I didn't ask him.
He has the show coming, and you know, they were like, hey,
would you like So I'm super pumped about this one
because I never heard him singing in person. Yeah, that's awesome.

(49:07):
So he's gonna do good good father, I know. And
he's bringing him Blessing Offer, who is another new artist.
It's really good. So that's tomorrow. I'm a little excited
about that one. Can you tell? Yeah, I can tell, Yeah,
I am. I do want to talk about this because
this guy narrowly escaped a laundromat explosion when he left
his lighter in his pants. Oh, now it makes sense,

(49:29):
and maybe something was wrong with something, but it seems
like a lot of people would leave it a lighter
in their pants. Yeah, so here you go forgetting the
emptiest pockets. Almost cost him his life. Security footage has
gone viral of a man leaving a laundromat just moments
before one of the dryers explodes. Now, I'm gonna tell
you what happens. He puts it in, he walks out,
he got a bag on his left side, walks out,

(49:50):
sets his close The flap of the front of the
dryer opens because of the pressure and then boom. It
looks like a our bomb goes off and you see
it all on camera and I'm like, that's what's up
with even a lighter in your beds? Yeah? How big
was that lighter. The incident has blamed on a cigarette
lighter that was left in a clothing pocket tossed in

(50:12):
the laundry. Both butane and lithium ion batteries can reportedly
ignite under certain circumstances, especially when mixed with high temperatures
inside the dryer. Wow, so a lot of things had
to go exactly wrong, because again, I'm sure a lot
of people leave their lighters in their pocket. Yeah, but
I would think too, if you put it in the

(50:34):
washer first and you're switching it over, there's a second
chance to find it. And it's not like one dollar bills.
Oh man. When I'm transferring clothes, I never look in
the pockets like it's just a big handful into the dryer.
But you would think it's in the washing machine, that
it's no longer good wider. It would be all washed out,
be wet. Yeah, I'd be soaked and it wouldn't work.

(50:54):
I think all the stuff's still contained in there. But
then if it's contained, there's the temperature to be extra
How to get to it? I don't know. I'm just
telling everybody check your pants. Man. Yeah, that video is crazy.
I mean it's like a bomb goes on. Yeah, I
mean he just gets out the door and then boom
and blows out the window right next to it too.
So that's all this is a This is the more
you know. Don't leave your lighters in your part. Also,

(51:17):
don't smoke that lighter for candles. Don't smoke. Okay, I
can't want to go over to Eric and Kansas. Who
is on the phone, Eric, I appreciate you, Colin. What's
going on? Buddy? Hey more studio? Hey, I'll just calling
to see, uh, how you planned or what you did

(51:38):
with your golf buddy? You made? Yeah? I didn't text him,
nothing but chicking down. Why are you laughing? Eric? Sorry?
What's so funny? I didn't text him. I got nervous.
So for those that don't know the story, I randomly
went on playing like four holes in the evening of golf.
There's a public course kind of near the house. That

(51:58):
drove over there played and I just I never just
played and get teamed up with anybody, and I went
and they here's this guy. And we walked holes together.
I mean some would say it was a date. I
wouldn't say that, but we you know, we started hanging out,
and I was like, course hanging out. You hit it off,

(52:18):
and then we exchanged information and I was like, when
can I text it? I just never. I haven't. But
and he has not reached out to you. Obviously I
have his number. Oh yeah, you didn't ask for your number?
Well no, he said, you said we exchanged No, No,
he said, I'll give you my number. Okay, oh okay,

(52:39):
So he wants you to text, but I haven't because
I'm nervous. I know, I maybe it's a big number.
But Eric, I haven't texted him. Weather's been bad as well,
so I don't really know what to do here. All right, buddy,
you got nothing to lose? Yeah? Here you why you

(52:59):
laugh so hard that Eric? When you called and asked
me the question, Oh, could you think I'm a loser?
He's like, oh, not at all. I'm probably bigger loser
than you are. No, all right, buddy. He doesn't say
you're not a loser. He goes, I'm probably a bigger
loser than you are. I know. It's like, Eric, have

(53:20):
a good day, bud quick, shout out my wife the
Keen Morgan fans so shiver and which dog get my
bier shout out. She'll get through the stars and see
some twisted with you. So I don't know what he
said there, but out to you. All right, buy Eric,
all right, let's do the news story. Jennifer Answer says

(53:43):
she spent her first friend's paycheck on a thirteen thousand
dollar vintage Mercedes Benz card, then immediately broke down. That
was her first big purchase where she started making money.
She goes, I really wanted it. It was old, thirteen
thousand bucks. I drove it once, I drove it twice.
The never drove it again. It broke down. That's from
Yahoo News, which really isn't the story. But when you

(54:03):
first started to make like an adult paycheck or had
you know, some decent money from working on this show,
any first thing you bought, it was cool. I'm dang.
I feel like when we started making a little bit
was early in our career, like early in my marriage.
We were like we got to buy a house, we
got to do this, we got to do that was
very responsible adult decisions. But I think probably I bought

(54:25):
myself a bag at one point that I never would
have thought I would have bought myself like a purse,
like expensive purse, a handbag and one of them. Because
the guys won't know what that means. I know what
helps me. I know what it means. I'm big guy,
gat myself a bad guy. But you know, so that's
something that's cool that I think I'll have forever and
my daughter can use too later. I bought my mom
when I started when I like when I felt like

(54:46):
my first world thing was a pair of Jordan's because
I was wanted shoes and had to buy his shoes
at yard sales my whole life. So I bought a
pair of white Jordan's but like my first and I
was like, oh, I'm making it now. I bought my
mom a trailer earned two acres of land, yeah, and
I was like, this is legit. So that was a
massive one to me. Lunchbox. Oh yeah. I bought myself
a jet ski because when I would go to the
lake as a kid, I'd see people out there on

(55:06):
jet skis and I was like, those people have made
it in life. That is what life is all about.
So I went and bought me a jet ski behind
the O five Ultima, and I didn't have anywhere to
keep it. But I drove that thing to the lake
and would put it in the water and let's go.
You dragged it behind his car. You see his car
driving with a jet ski behind it. And then didn't
a storm hitting it float away? And then yeah, someone's like, hey,

(55:27):
you can stored at this place, And so I stored
it like a marina thing. There was a flood of
the lake and my I never saw it again. That's terrible.
Did you get in charts money back on it? No?
Liability only really did you ever say that on the show?
I don't know. That still hurts to say it. Man,
the jet skis floated away and you only had liability insurance. Yeah,

(55:48):
it's gone like it's probably on the bottom of the lake.
You may have gone through the jail. I didn't know.
So I assume liability is just if someone gets hurt
on it. No liability is if you need to pay
for somebody else's anything. It doesn't cover your own, so
reliable for something else, okay, gotcha? Wow? Yeah, breaking news.
My jet ski rest in peace. But I mean that
was the greatest thing that I ever I mean, it

(56:09):
was so awesome. Why don't you have another one? Well,
I mean it's just tough now three kids. I can't
the kids can't go on the jet ski either. A
little too small. I can't rip up there. Like oh man,
HI loved it. Hold on the back. You ever see
Danny McBride and he and he's bounded down? It was.

(56:30):
It was awesome, all right? Don't story your insurance and
registration in your glove compartment. They say, this is from
the National Insurance Crime Bureau. Why do they been running
to the car drive? Uh, listen, you don't want to
get pulled over for speeding. And the place is obviously
like I'll put it because I've always been told to
put it there. What happens is some of breaks in
your car. They go there first and they're able to
actually get the information from that and create like fake

(56:51):
or still if you're still your identity because they know
where it is, keep it like a picture of it
in your wallet or on your own because that works
as well too. That works if you get pulled Otherwise
it's just a piece of paper, I say, here's a
photo of mine. Yes, it says it here in the story,
so it can't be wrong. Okay, that's smart. And then
you get the original copy in your freezer. If we

(57:11):
had a police officer would call us and let us know.
And the freezer is weird. One just keep it in
a file cabinet you don't at home. I don't know
why it's my thing. I keep all. I keep the
whole file cabinet of blocks of ice and or freezers
from twenty eighteen. Did you know the condiments expire? I
figured eventually, but how long? You should only keep catch

(57:32):
up in the pantry for one month or the fridge
for six months after opening? What mayo only last two
months in the fridge. Mustard goes bad after one year
in the fridge. And before you use them, shake them
because that settling separates them and the water. You see
it sometimes on the top or bottom by top, but
you don't want that, so shake it up so it mixes.
Otherwise it doesn't taste as good, but it will expire.

(57:54):
It's from Reader's Digest. Didn't know Reader's Digest was a thing.
That's also news. It was done this day. Yeah, I
do want to mention this. So Eddie and I do
a big charity show every single year. It's Bobby Bones
and the Raging Eddiets million dollars show, and we've already
had it this year at the Rhymen. But it is
going to be a television special on Circle Network, so
that will air on April eighth, which is Saturday. It's

(58:17):
amazing at ten ninth Central and the number will be
ups so you can also if you're watching it, you
can donate to Saint Jude. But this Saturday evening Circle
Network we'll air then never before seen Bobby Bones, The
Raging Eddie gets six d annual million dollars show, Derk
Spenley Parker, McCollum, Dena Carter, Randy Houser, I could keep going,
Morgan Evans, The Wreckers, Creed Scott Staff which will be
blown away by So I don't know what to say

(58:39):
except I hope you check it out. Circle Network is
everywhere we can put up on how you can watch it.
If you have Peacock, you can find Circle Network live there.
There's ten million ways old list at Morgan. Yeah. It's
also going to be up on our Facebook page two
so people can watch it there Oh, that's cool. Really,
we're gonna live stream through there. We just live stream
in someone's TV, or we live stream in the actual
few like a bootleg times. I'll watch the games. If

(59:01):
I can't find it, I'll just flip through TikTok or
do and I'll watch it. They'll just have the game
up and I'll watch it if I can't get it
on my phone. Like Mortgage just filming Circle Network from
our house. Yeah, I just running a livestream on her okay,
but we're not doing that. No, it's an official livestream.
So ten ninth Central on Saturday Night, Bobby Bones and
Raging Idiots. I can play you a clip from the
last year we did it. I'll play a whole song. Actually,

(59:21):
this is how cool it is. So this is not
from this show because we don't have the audio yet
that airs for the first time on Saturday night. But
here is Eddie and myself and our band The Raging
Idiots with Brooks and Dunne doing Neon Moon live from
the rhyme and auditorium. Listen to that guitarist to me.
I want you guys to watching on Saturday night if
you can, and you can also donate their ten ninth
central on Circle Network. We're super pumped about that. And

(59:45):
I guess we're still in the news that I had
never hit an outrode to the news ray. No, all right,
that was a news story, all right. Coming up, we'll
get into our favorite conspiracy theory, the one that you
maybe believe everybody had to bring one in. I'm gonna
read a few that I found on the internet about
this show. Some of them I know if they're true

(01:00:05):
or not. I just want to keep it a conspiracy.
We'll do that. Coming up. Next. Movie Mike's Movie, in
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(01:00:26):
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movie podcasts wherever you get your podcasts. That Alec Murdoch,
the guy who is in jail now, right, Yeah, murdered

(01:00:48):
his son and wife. That's what he went down for, right,
He's getting all these loves and what maybe others, yeah,
maybe others, but his wife and his son. He's getting
all these love letters in prison. It's a story right
now because people are like, I want to be with you.
And if I were in prison and I wasn't for life,
I'd embraced this. Well, for sure, I'd have seventy four girlfriends. Yeah,
but who are these girls? I know, it's weird sad

(01:01:09):
people that are sad people that are watching on Netflix.
Because I watched like the first episode of My Wife,
I wasn't in the mood for it for some reason.
The murder stuff wasn't hitting me right where I can
watch a Ted Bundy documentary at times, which I did,
and I feel guilty about being entertained by it, But
I got to be in the right headspace for that stuff. Yeah,

(01:01:29):
And I feel like with everything that's been in the news,
you know it all now with Alec Murdoch. Yeah. Yeah,
first first thing i'd say to him if I got
em friend of me, I'd say, why do you say
your name like that? It's spelled Alex Murdoch, but you
want just call you Alec Murdoch. Right, So, but yeah,
people are hitting him up with love letters like crazy,
I think I love you, I think about you every
day is one of them. Do you think sometimes people

(01:01:51):
are just messing with the No, Like nope, I think
that are crazy to watch him on TV and it's like,
that's the guy for me. But it also they must
think he's innocent. They don't have to. Oh, some people
like a bad dude. Very Hello, he murdered his wife.
You could be next. Well they're not going to be
because he's in prison, but yes, he could be. I

(01:02:13):
do have some conspiracy theories about the show that I
found online about us, but I want to go through
just as a group here. Do you have a favorite
conspiracy theory, either one that you do believe or one
that has turned out to be true. Convince us maybe,
So we're gonna do here. I'm gonna go. I got
a few of them that I listed. This one I
don't think is true because I tested it myself. But

(01:02:35):
they say Avril Levine died and was replaced by it
like a look alike named Melissa Vandela. And I when
I was on Dancing with the Stars, Avril Levine was
performing and I walked by and Melissa she didn't look ammy.
I don't even if you know, if she really wasn't Melissa.
Maybe she still had that insider't like what yeah, you
don't think about it to turn around. She did not

(01:02:56):
look when I said Melissa, Okay, now, when I said
Avril into she, like everybody looked scampered off. Security got closer.
So I do not think that the real Avril died
and that there's been a replacement named Melissa Vandella. Secondly,
sometimes I feel like we're living in a simulation and
I have like bought the package and I'm living it
and you guys aren't even real. Now. This morning I

(01:03:18):
had an incident, so I bring it up. I looked
over as I was getting onto the interstate and there
were six white cars all together, and I went, glitch, yeah,
that shouldn't happen exactly, what say it out loud, Yeah, glitch.
There were six white, all white cars like four white
two trucks, so all cars all right together. They weren't

(01:03:41):
supposed to be together. They were all together and went glitch.
So I'm not convinced. So the simulation hypothesis is that
all of our existence is a simulator reality. Just like
computer simulation. It bears a close resemblance to other scenarios
throughout the history of fiosophy. So this has happened in

(01:04:02):
many different versions and layers from all of religious leaders.
And just because that's a simulation doesn't mean it's computer
and nerdy. But that's that's one another one that I'm then.
My problem with that though, is this, if it were
a simulation, Let's say I have some sort of headset
on and I paid for this, or I took some
sort of injection and I'm paying for this. I don't
think in my simulation people will be trying to convince

(01:04:23):
me it was a simulation, Like, why would there be
people in my simulation going glitch? No, there's too many.
That's not a glitch. The cars were a glitz. Sometimes
you glitch out when you're like, let's go all the time. Yeah.
The other one that I really like is this one
Steven Spielberg's UFO theory of human time travelers. You know,
he's a pretty wild imagination obviously, or you can't make

(01:04:45):
all the movies that he makes. But he has a theory,
and he told this to Stephen Colbert on whether or
not we're alone in the universe. What if they're not
from an advanced civilization three hundred million light years from here,
but what if it's us five hundred thousand years into
the future that is coming back to document the second

(01:05:07):
half of the twentieth century and into the first twentieth century.
Because they're anthropologists, so for science. And secondly, we don't
know how to manipulate time in any way. At some
point the don't figure out something. We don't know how
yet they're only we only can get so deep into
an atom until recently, you know, now they're finding ways

(01:05:27):
to get into a smaller and smaller so they're still
think crazy things. We're discovering, but we have no idea
to mess with time. But when we do, and maybe
we need to learn about how to make sure we don't,
you know, poison ourselves to death in the future, we
come back and check us out. That's all I'm saying.
I think it's pretty good. One. Is that going to
be a new Steven Spieler movie, because that's not awesome.
It is not a movie, doesn't Yeah, so that's mine. Amy.

(01:05:49):
What is your favor What is this one? The favorite one?
One you believe a way? Well, I mean this one
I believe we need to look out for in the
future for other things that pop up. But it's that.
The Tenure Challenge, which comes about every once in a while,
is facial recognition, recognition stuff. What's the ten year child?
It's the one they put the two pictures. I think
that was proven, wasn't it. Oh it is, I think so.

(01:06:11):
Oh it was Russia. Yeah, they for sure when they
were they started the ten year challenge so people would
put up the two pictures so they could save all
the faces into a database. I've never I never done it. Well,
I'm not going to do it. You're on social media anyway,
all that stuff. I know it says to you because
social media has been around for ten years, that they
could easily just gather you ten years ago and you now.

(01:06:33):
But when everybody collectively joins a challenge, it's just like
all this information super quick, and they don't have to
go through and gather it, and it's a yeah. I
think that was not a conspiracy. I think it was.
I think now it's real. They're still I don't even
just then, everybody still you know TikTok that you're on,
they're still in your stuff. That's a different country. Oh yeah, yeah, lunchboxbody,

(01:06:53):
it's direct deposits a scam. Okay, but you made this
one out. I don't know. This has been proven by
listen by who me? Okay, and I think other people
are jumping on board now. It's gaining traction. If you
look on blogs, is that the companies want you to
do direct deposits so they can skim fifty cents a
dollar two dollars ever everybody's paycheck, so every two weeks
they're saving thousands of dollars. I guess what I would

(01:07:15):
say to that is if you say all these companies
are doing it, it's not a group, like a specific
collective group doing it. One of those people and all
these groups would have said something by now to out
it because they're not working together. They're just too many
to keep it secrets. That's what you think. But all
the higher ups are like man if we keep this
a secret, we get all this extra money in our pocket. CEO. Hey,

(01:07:36):
we get a bonus at the end of the year
if we keep the secret. Boom, there you go. You
know it. It's called the d D Bonus direct. A
poet always like, excuse me, Eddie, go ahead, what do
you have? Yeah. Paul McCartney from the Beatles, he's dead.
He's not really alive, and it's it's crazy. I think
in the sixties he died in a car accident, but
they wanted the band to keep on going, so they

(01:07:56):
just kind of lied about it. And they've tried to
tell us multiple times. Like Strawberry Feels Forever the song
at the end, John says this Paul the dead Man.
Believe here because the first part I just like zi
zizz But if you listen, after a few zib zip zibs,

(01:08:19):
he says, Paul is I just watched a whole TikTok
on this I'm talking about I don't but what are
you talking about? Here? It is again turn it up,
but he's saying I miss him, miss him, miss him,
miss him. I'm called backward masking right back. Yeah, And
then on another song he says, I buried. Paul made

(01:08:41):
it backward go ahead. So guys, they tried to tell
us multiple times, but we kept falling for it. We're like, no, no, no,
it's a Sergeant Peppers album. They're all looking like a funeral.
There are parts of the Sergeant Pepper's pictures. We're the
only one their face not is Paul. On the walk

(01:09:01):
across the street Abbey Road, the car license plate has
the month and day that Paul supposedly die. Come on,
keep feeding me bout what's a ton? There's a ton?
So why are we acting like this is not true?
This is this is one. This is what a band
would do to be hilarious. And there were four thinking
to keep a rumor going, oh there you go. Yeah.
Have you ever met Paul McCartney. I haven't, but I

(01:09:22):
haven't either. Yeah, but we have a winterness. I think not, no,
not a quintess because people like us don't get to
me put eminem No, no, I think not. You might
be dead too, then I don't think Paul McCartney is,
you know, died, And I like that. Yeah. The Titanic
hitting a iceberg, Come on, I'm from the North boath

(01:09:44):
Actually drive through icebergs, and it really was just to
cover up. That's when scapegoating started. You could just make
something up. The engineers, somebody a huge company failed to
say it's an iceberg. There's something to that also, because
they could hide dad easily. Back in that day, somebody
could have messed up. The boat sank and they just
blamed on an iceberg. How do we know? Theren' no

(01:10:06):
no race said that he's from the north and he
drives through icebergs all the time. That I don't I
can't listen to him some stuff. But I do think
that there's something too. We don't really know what happened.
There's not computers on board, there aren't dada, there's not filmed. Right,
but don't they go down to the bottom and look
at the Titanic. But it could have sank for any reason.
It could have been used error. Yeah, it could have
been never a big hole in it. Hold the hole

(01:10:26):
just opened up by error. I mean it had to
hit something. The whole under there could have hit another boat,
could have had an explosion on board. They could have
went down after it sank and pop. I've never heard
any of these theories. I'm just doing this but my
point is anything from back in the Yeah, you're getting
on board the sixties or fifties, and we don't have
the data. They could have been lying to us like crazy,

(01:10:46):
like John F. Kennedy who shot him. Right, They still
don't know. They still don't know. So my point is,
if we don't have evidence, we just believe what we're told,
sort of like direct deposit that you're all your money. Okay,
So I just looked for these blogs he's talking about,
and I don't look for a blog. Well he said,
I know he doesn't need blog, right, but there's no

(01:11:07):
I don't see any blogs. No, it's not he just
made it up. Okay, Okay, do you want to hear
a couple of the ones about the show? Come on,
Some of them are dumb. Some of them might be true. Well,
they're kind of like Titanic. I can't prove it. Is
there some dumb conspiracies about our show. The Bobby Bones
Show was created in twenty thirteen as a diversion to
the country music community. There was a large scandal on

(01:11:28):
the brink of breaking that would have run the careers
of several superstars and their record labels. So The Bobby
bones show was launched on country radio to take the
focus off of it. It was controversial to launch, and
the show became very successful. So with the controversy and
the success, whatever that was was always pushed down, never
became a headline, So people got off scott free because
of our existence. What's the scan though? I want to know.

(01:11:51):
I don't know. It could have been a couple, but
when we came on it was pretty controversial. So you're
saying we saved country music. Wow, as a diversion to
some I'm saying saving it could have been something really
bad that happened that we didn't know that we were
actually covering for, so were pawns. Well maybe if you
believe that. Next up, I don't. Bobby became a member

(01:12:11):
of the Luminatti in twenty seventeen, not saying anything about
the Uh. That's how he wanted dancing with the stars,
and the reason he works so much is to repay
his debts to the Luminati. What debt? And I have
no idea. I don't really talking about this one as much,
but I will read it. Bobby's actually tried beer in college,
has been lying about never having a drink hold on

(01:12:34):
Bobby actually tried beer in college and has been lying
about never having a drink of alcohol just to keep
a streak alive. That's funny, that's funny. That was not true.
But you believe there's any truth to that one? No? No, no,
But would you say yes if you were part of
the conspiracy? No, exactly. Eddie is actually single and doesn't
have a family. That's why he never posts his family

(01:12:55):
on social media. Has anyone ever seen Eddie out with
his family? Now, you don't ask around. He rated a
fake family so that he could play the relatable dad
role in the air, and he makes a killing of
a speaking circuit. Have you all assumed my family? You
have not? Well, I mean you guys had I'm part
of the I created this role for you, so of
course I'm gonna say that. Raymond a secretly wealthy. That's

(01:13:23):
all funny. He lives a wealthy lifestyle and he doesn't
want to draw attention to how wealthy he actually is.
My rent an apartment. You drive a blazer? Yeah, to
cover it all up every day. I'll give you one
more conspiracy theory about this show. Scuba Steve has been
lying about his age for years. That's why he gets

(01:13:44):
so weird about it when I bring it up. He's
actually in his fifties. Yeah, I can see that one.
He's not looking up. Yeah. I mean, which one of
those do you think would be most likely to be real? Oh, Illuminati,
why would you pick that one? Scuba Steve Lion about
his age. Yeah, I believe that one. Yeah, for sure,

(01:14:05):
he does look older and act older. I don't talk
about your limit at any one, so that's all. And Scuba,
are you in your fifties? Uh? No, I'm definitely in
my thirties. Okay, thirties, thirty? What late thirties exactly? If
Scooba's in his fifties, we need anti aging secrets now.
But he does ever say why is he so weird
about his age? Because it doesn't matter. I am who

(01:14:28):
I am. I exist the way I am. Age means nothing.
What if someone said that as a high school basketball layer,
like you look at your twenty four sir, Nope, I
am who I am. I choose to be a senior
in high school means nothing. I mean that's how Prince
responded to age later in life, because he didn't want
to be defined by age, and he wanted to stay
young in his mind and body. So I feel like

(01:14:50):
that's is that what Scuba is doing? Maybe you know
one about you done? I know. I mean this one's
a little sensitive, So I won't do the one about
if you don't want to well I whatever. Amy and
her husband aren't. Actually getting a divorce is part of
a rebranding her image. She signed with the talent agency
that it would sell more tickets or podcast events that
she can speak from a divorce perspective. No, I'd planned
to rebuild a new Edge or Amy. I don't know

(01:15:13):
that anybody that would make this part of their rebrand.
And I barely touch on it at my lives. So
you say I can't prove it, Edgy Edge, Amy, I
can prove it. I'll show your book. Good, listen to
the podcast. I'm good. All right, there you go. Those
are some conspiracy theories I think I like raised, though
not about him. The one he brought in about the Titanic. Yeah,

(01:15:35):
it happened so long ago, no evidence. A dang thing
probably get hit by alien. Oh future us boom people.
All right, back in a second. We had a story
earlier where there was a report come out from like
the National Insurance Bureau, and they said, don't keep your
registration insurance in the glove box because when people are

(01:15:56):
breaking into cars, they go into the glove box and
they can steal that and then steal your identity or
create fake ones. So Amy goes, I put mine in
the freezer. I would like, it's weird, don't have to
go freezer. Well, I'll put a lot of things in
the freezer. Yeah, why, I would think you would put
in the freezer like a credit card, so you wouldn't
use it. It would make you think about it as
it's melting or you're breaking it, now, would you. I

(01:16:18):
don't know, It's something I've always done. I just keep
it in a ziplock bag my passport. I guess I
shouldn't say that this is where I have all my stuff. Yeah,
I'll probably you know, I keep a bunch of money
hidden under my bed seven paces to the right. I'll
probably move it. I guess. Somewhere back in the day,
my thinking was if my house were to catch on fire,
that maybe the freezer would be the last place to
burn and robbing you that's the last place they go.

(01:16:41):
But I know, but I honestly have no idea if
that is true. So we said, hey, what about just
keeping it on your phone. We have Chris, who is
a police officer on with us in Florida. Hey, Chris,
good morning, good morning. Hey, so you hear us. We
read this story where they're like, don't keep it in
your glove box. So then we thought, well, can we
just take a picture on our phone? What do you
suggest as an officer of the law. So I work

(01:17:02):
for a SHARE's department in the Tampa Bay area in Florida,
and so electronic insurance cards are fine. That's been understood
for a while that you can carry that. A lot
of people don't even get physical copies mailed anymore. But
your registration from the state, there is a statute that
is required that upon request, you surrender the true copy

(01:17:26):
of that so the law enforcement officer, and if you can't,
you can be cited. And the reason behind that is
having a picture of it on your phone. We can't
verify the validity of that document because we're not holding
the actual one issued by the state. There are some
things on the state's issued copy that we look for
that let us know that it is true. And there's

(01:17:48):
even a paragraph on there that tells you you have
to carry it in the vehicle with you while it's
being operated on our roadway. So would you then suggest
that you put it under the seat or something. If
if people are robbing cars to still you know, our
personal information, we should keep it in the car, but
just put it somewhere else. So I we get a

(01:18:10):
lot of we get a lot of car break ins.
Being in the Tampa Bay area, we get a lot
of your car hopping. There's you know what we call it. Well,
they'll go through neighborhoods and pull on door handles. What
we see is the big thing they're looking for is guns, money,
and drugs too. They're not even worried about your registration
if they were to steal it. The most it has
on it is your name and your address, which most

(01:18:30):
of the time your vehicle has already parked at your address,
so they know that. And if anybody was to look
in your mailbox at any point during the day, they
see your name or go to your county's property appraiser's website,
and all of all of everybody's addresses are publicly listed. Okay,
I like that. So that's the identifying information that would

(01:18:51):
give them enough to steal your identity? Is there more
on the insurance car? Is that what we keep that
one digital? I don't think you should have the insurance
car literally just has your your vehicle information, name, address,
and the policy number. Well, my policy numbers, my soul
security number. I demanded it be that. Okay, I'm kidding,
but that's super good to note. I would like to
ask you another question while I have you here. If

(01:19:12):
someone is speeding, unlet's either going thirty five miles an
hour over or forty miles an hour over. Because we
read stories sometimes about people getting taken to jail for
reckless driving for going a certain amount over and sometimes
they just get a crazy ticket. How do you, as
a police officer determine who you're taking to jail or
not by how fast they were going? So for speeding,

(01:19:33):
it's very hard in the state of Florida. So to
prove reckless driving. One thing that is in our statute
is speeding cannot be your soul. Your soul charge for
charging the reckless driving. There has to be something else
that they did recklessly, where they endangered somebody, endangered a pedestrian,
something like that. But most of the time just speeding.

(01:19:58):
The higher it goes, it just changes whether it becomes
a civil traffic citation or criminal traffic citation, which will
require you to appear in core and a judge would
make that determination on your fine or if he wants
to charge you with reckless driving or something like that.
So if someone's are like one hundred and thirty in
a sixty and that all they're doing is speeding, but

(01:20:19):
isn't that reckless going down? I mean that to jol reckless.
You don't take him to jail for that. You can
that would that would be considered reckless because if it's
such an except, yes, um, that you can. You can
literally say at that point that every other person on
the road is in danger because of this person's driving.
Now we're talking, I lock him for five over man,

(01:20:40):
Yeah you do fifty five fifty Get in the car?
Do you say? Don't say? You don't say get in
the car. Let me say this Chris too, officer. I
don't know your last night, I just says Chris up here,
But um, officer that I know every day that you
go out and you're just doing your daily job, that
there's a risk to your life and you know, I
appreciate not even the work, just the existence that you

(01:21:01):
have in that job. Because anytime you pull somebody over,
who knows what they're up to, anytime you walk down
the street, who knows what people are up to. And
so the fact that you're out and you're doing this
job and it's not like you're making it five hundred
thousand dollars a year and making sure that we're safe
and people aren't robbing us, like, I really appreciate it
because at any point your life is in danger when

(01:21:23):
you're wearing that uniform. So thank you for everything. Well,
I appreciate that, And I would like to leave you
guys a little tidbit on registrations. Well it's in with
something fun, all right. Are we getting for the stickers?
After you apply into the license plate take a range
of plates. They cut slashes in the sticker because then
if anybody tries to steal your sticker off your license plate,

(01:21:44):
because they will want to update their their registration, when
they try to take it off, the stick girl will
break apart and it'll be no good. Come on, okay, okay. Tip. Also,
I was going to ask you, since people break into
the cars, should we be putting our garage door openers
hidden or something, because that's what I always break out
about if someone breaks in my car and they have
my address, that they'll steal only the garage opener and

(01:22:05):
then come back and get into my house later. So
a lot of people do that. I can tell you
here down down here in Florida, what they're doing as
crimes of opportunity. They're looking for cars that are unlocked.
They're not looking to go inside homes, if homes create
that unknown risk. They don't know if the homeowners in
there and they're armed, or who lives in that house.

(01:22:26):
They're trying to be as quick and efficient as possible
and hit as many cars as they can, And a
lot of times they do one single neighborhood and they
don't return to that neighborhood because we'll have them on.
Everybody has cameras these days, so we usually have a
good description of who they are. We just don't know
their name, so them returning would raise their risk of

(01:22:46):
us catching them and putting them in jail. But if
you can, if you have a car that you can
program the garage door to your car and you don't
have to have a physical garage door opener that is
the best case. Or if you just want to keep
it in your purse so it never actually stays in
your car, I'll lose that and I can never figure
out my car to do that out a car once

(01:23:07):
that had that, it can figured it out. Also confid
us at the time in the BCR back in the
day either, so it wasn't always strong. As one final
question here, so should you call the police if you
get in a minor fender bender and no one is hurt?
Because this happened to Amy and she didn't call police
and then she just trusted the other person and like
hook her up. What's the protocol there? So in Florida,

(01:23:28):
Florida is a no fall state. So in Florida you
do not have to have a police report unless you
want one for a vehicle accident because vehicle accidents are
considered civil. So you would exchange information with that driver
and you guys could be on your way and you
call your insurance companies and it's on your insurance company
to determine who's at fault in that accident and what

(01:23:50):
party is responsible for paying. I mean, you're not in Florida.
You just raise your hand like total. It might be
the same here. Also you can also you can leave
the insurance out of it too. Yeah, and you just
trust their Venmo handle it. I'm gonna say that I
don't recommend that. I don't recommend it either, but it
did work out. I got paid officers. Thank you for
your time. I really appreciate that. Thank you you guys.
Have a good day. I see it so professional. Yeah,

(01:24:10):
I didn't even break out of character thought to be
an officer. Now that's a real police officer. All right,
Thank you guys to day. This story comes to us
from Lacy Washington. A man walked into a target, filled
up his basket with a bunch of items, then walked out.
The only problem is he was driving a stolen car.

(01:24:31):
Police were in the parking lot, running the license plate,
waiting by his car, and he had a bunch of
stolen goods from another target, so they stole jess walked
out the front just yes, and once they tracked him
back to the car, he'd also stolen a lot of
other things. Yeah, what's the problem was the police were
already waiting at his car because it was a stolen car.
He had driven to the target. Also, they already knew

(01:24:51):
about the car. They didn't find it out after Yeah,
they were just sitting there running the license plate. I
don't know. This guy feels like he steals. Yeah, yeah
did Clepto still cars though, Like Clepto is still like
lighters from a gas station, pack of Big League chews
some socks. I'm also it's what's funny as Lunchbox is
very intense with his this story comes you guys don't

(01:25:14):
know this. Behind the scenes, Amy braces herself for that
every time she closes her eyes and just waits for it,
and then she opens them back up because it is
just so intense into the microphone sometimes that it just
like envelops you through your ears. Wow, I didn't know that. No,
not bad, No, it's not at all. I don't mean
it's scary, Amy, I mean I want you to be

(01:25:35):
into the bone head. I mean the excitement though, I
think that is me preparing myself with the excitement. Yeah,
to happen, So I press yourself. All right, that's it. Yeah,
I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Pretty
much all of us have blue check marks on Instagram. No,
all right, you do yeah, Amy does lunch bunch. Morgan,
do you have blue check mark? I do not, and

(01:25:56):
neither does Mike D. Mike, how many followers do you have?
About sixty nine thousand followers? Nice? So there are new
artists that have like four thousand and have had blue
check marks because their record label or someone will vouch
for them. How come nobody has vouched for Mike D here.
We've tried, right, we've tried, and Eddie couldn't get one
forever because he didn't have a last name on his Yeah,

(01:26:17):
I was just Eddie on there. So they said you
need to be a real person. Well, so I was
gonna try to line up and get Mike D. And
now I see Morgan, they don't have blue check marks.
But now you can pay for it. Right now you
can pay fifteen dollars a month to get verified. So
what do you think about that? Is? I don't know
if it's worth it. All it is is a little
blue check mark almost two hundred bucks a year. If
you have the blue check mark and you pay for it,

(01:26:37):
what do they say the paid blue check is? Oh,
you get like some kind of special privilege, But basically
you're just paying for the check mark. I think I'd
rather was some sort of customer service thing that they
take your call. Yeah, a customer service, some direct line
to Instagram? Can I get Zuckerberg? Now? I got a
question radio blue check I did, but then I changed

(01:26:57):
my Twitter name and lost it. You change your name
and lost your check You can't do that? Well, it
was Bobby Bones Ray and then management said you got
to change that because it was perverted. So that's how
I lost it. I said, you had to change it
because I wanted you to have your own name. The
perverted about it? But where did that word come from? Perverted? Yeah?
Do you know what that means? Oh? Bobby Okay, Oh

(01:27:18):
I get it. I never thought about that. I told
him to change it because he needed to have his
own identity. I didn't know. The company said you couldn't
say Bobby books up with Ray weird Bobby bones Ray hilarious.
I never thought about that. Okay, I can't get it. Well,
the debate is are you gonna pay for a blue
check mark? Is it worth it? Do you think it's
worth a fifteen dollars a month for a blue check
mark on Twitter? I had Twitter Blue. I was already

(01:27:42):
paying for it before Elon Musk came in. That way,
I could edit tweets because I had typo like crazy.
And so he came and he's like, now everybody has
to pay or you, and so I still have it.
And now it's kind of lame to have a blue
check mark on Twitter, which is what stinks. And you
want to be verified, but it's like, I don't. You
don't want to pay for it, but at least mine
says legacy verified. Oh that's kind of cool. I know

(01:28:02):
you're a legend. Does it say I paid for my
blue check? Mike? If you get it, it doesn't look
like it, but it just feels a little bit less
cool that you can pay for it. Now. I would say,
let me try to work for a little bit longer
to get you guys a blue check, and if we can't,
then maybe you pay for it, okay, especially because like
on twenty five Whistles, our sports show, you're trying to
book guests. I mean, I could probably pay for that

(01:28:23):
for you. Since it's twenty five Whistles. That's a good
argument it's for business because that's that's not show. But
that's a show that I have to pay for. This
radio show the company pays for Sorry Morgan, sorry Ray,
but yours. I say, let me try to get all
you guys a blue check, and if we can't, we
should probably pay for yours because you're booking guests. You
want me to reach out to my Instagram? Yes, yes, yes,
if you can get Mica a check, I may take

(01:28:44):
a cost of something, but it doesn't cost anything now
you I don't know. I mean they hit me up
looking for tickets of things. Who is your blue check? Person?
Awesome one on Instagram hit me up and said, hey,
do you want to be verified? And you got it? Yeah?
Would you give them? I didn't give me anything, but
now if I want. They came back right now asking
for tickets something. Why are you? Why are you doing

(01:29:05):
your shoulders? Like your ticket? VP tickets? I heeart Austome. Okay,
tell them this. If they get Mike, Morgan and Ray
all verified on Instagram, I'll get them tickets. I don't
know what VP tickets means. I don't know. I don't know.
I'm just telling you, man, a person just randomly reached
out to me on the hell I'll get me verified,
and they did. I'll get them in a guest tickets

(01:29:26):
to i Heeart Country Festival in Austin, and they'll have
a mean greet with you. Yes, that's cool, good idea.
That's your gift to that. Okay, you have to give
him something anyway. Okay, I'll go. I'll go with you, lunchbox,
we're together. What about an artist too. I don't have
the authority right now to do that. Honestly, they're gonna
be like, where's Bobby. Okay, see what's up? Okay, I'll

(01:29:48):
reach out to this person, like I'm telling you, tell
them that, just just say that, hey, talk to Bobby.
He'd love to help you out. There is no I
don't know what VP means on this situation. There is
no VP right now. Okay. Oh, there is access upstairs
to where the food and drinks are. I don't. I
don't know that though. Can you promise them that? Wait,
we probably can't, Like, can you promise them that? Yeah, okay,

(01:30:09):
we'll work on it. No, because he has to promise
him at this moment. Yes, Well, I mean if I'm
to reach out back to this person, okay, yes, Amy
guarantees that, so we'll give him the IP. But that
means that's that means like to the drink some cool
kids area. Just say that cool kids area, because even
if we can't get it, then we'll be like, this
is a cool kids area the parking lot. Yeah, I
like your thinking. Yeah, so say we'll get you into

(01:30:31):
the cool kids area. Tickets to the show and bean
greet with Amy, and lunchbox for three you know what,
get kicked off, Kevin want to wow, I don't know
about that. Yeah. Hey, I said what I said, and
then I'm gonna need ten dollars a month from you guys. Okay,
and you gotta pay lunchbox. That's better than fifteen. That's hilarious,
no chance. All right, see if it works though, I'll
see what it can do. All Right, We're done, you guys.

(01:30:51):
Have a great day Tomorrow on the show, Chris Tomlin
is in. He's gonna perform for us. He's gonna do
good good father. I'm super excited about this performance. Good, good, fun.
All right, see tomorrow, bye, ready, get you get your
body balls on m HM

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