(Thurs Full Show) Jelly Roll Is In-Studio Talking About His New Documentary, His Friends In Country Music, When Fans Can Expect New Music & More! + What Facts Is The Show Tired Of Explaining + What Procedure Did Raymundo Have Done That Eddie Now Wants?

Jelly Roll stops by the show to talk about his new documentary, his friends in country music, when fans can expect new music and more! Plus, find out what facts the show is tired of explaining to people. Then, Raymundo had a procedure done recently that Eddie now wants to get. Find out what it is!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
There we go. What's happening and welcome to Thursday Show,
Morgan Studio. Morning. Yo. All right, we're in a good mood.
We're here up first, Eddie. You always in a good mood.
It seems like when you come in, he's the happiest,
most chill guy I know here. He has produce ready everybody. Yes,

(00:23):
funny you say happy, because if you've ever heard of
a happy light. No, my wife bought this thing off Amazon.
It's called a happy light and it's a tablet. You
turn it on and it radiates happiness. According to the description,
it's just a light that's supposed to replicate daylight and
it's supposed to change your mood, make you more a
stress free and my kids and my wife say it's amazing. Guys.

(00:44):
Ever since we got that light, it's happy for me.
It annoys the crap out of me because it's so bright.
You know, I'm trying to cook. She leaves it right
in the kitchen, right by the stovetop. I'm like, I
can't see anything. Maybe because they think they're supposed to
be happy, they're actually happier. It's not even really the light.
Oh so, plus sebow Ish not working for him. No,
he doesn't believe in that. That's right. He's angry and

(01:06):
electric bills go getting high. I don't like that thing.
We had a light. I had a light. I live
on myself on a condo. I think Mikey lived with me.
So what do we at the time? We might d
and I um. I had a light that was a
gift and it was an alarm light. But when it
was time to go off, it came on very low
and it's supposed to like replate the sun, and then
it was really bright, like five minutes later. It was

(01:27):
like a rising set. I supposed to like wake you
up naturally. And I think this is the biggest full
crap I've ever seen. That's kind of thing. It is
good for you, though, to get morning sunlight right when
you wake up. It helps with your circadian rhythm. Good
for you. I want you don't get to do that
because we get here in the dark. We go outside. No, no, no,
it's dark. I was talking about most people, but on
a Saturday or Sunday, I tried to do it. Wake up,

(01:49):
go outside, Circle of a minute, creativity and love of hippie,
Google It science. McConaughy been hanging out whatever, Yeah, whatever,
all right, up next if Eddie's happy lunchboxes mad here
he is. I just wanted to give a big shout
out to Amy for ruining Christmas for my wife because
before we left her break, Saint Jude brought us this

(02:10):
package with like a nice candle and this really cool
like mug, and I was like, oh, that'll be perfect
to give my wife for Christmas. Well, Amy decided she
was going to take my gift bag home with her
because who knows why nobody claimed it and never asked me.
And then so she even texts me. She goes, hey,
did you really want that back? And I was like, yeah,
I would love to give it. Don't you take everybody
step though up here? Didn't you like, I've never taking

(02:32):
Mike's stuff, no mine, and then Morgan's once, Morgan's once. Yeah,
then I gave it back only because she can't called
you out anyway, go ahead. So Amy even texts me
did you really want that back? And I was like, yeah,
I was looking to give those, you know to my
wife for Christmas. Perfect present. She goes, okay, we're giving
your one. Okay, Well, let's not get lost on that.
He was going to get his wife hit for her gift,
a free thing that he got from Saint Jude. Right,

(02:55):
so thanks to Amy, I had nothing for my wife
for Christmas. No, not thanks to me, I not thanks
to I offered to take it by his house and
bring it. No, what is that I wrapped it for you.
It's Christmas wrapped. Just give it to your wife for today.
I told my wife. I said, oh, sorry, the package
didn't come in time. It's January fifth. I know I
wanted to surprise you, but that does have Christmas colors

(03:17):
green and red. So I will tell her, Hey, sorry
the package, the package didn't come in then look here
it is so what you hear this on the show?
Hopefully not. It's too early, good point too early. She
ain't gonna go back and listen to the podcast, so
people don't be trying to find her, and they will
like her mom like, oh I heard it on the
radio and they will double Now all right, thank you? Well,

(03:38):
what's what's your emotion? If Eddie is mostly happy, U
lunch Fox is mostly angry, what are you mostly these days? Oh? God?
What confused? Okay? Confused is confused? Go ahead? What do
you think it's not really an emotion. But what do
you think it is? I feel chill? Oh boy, I

(03:59):
got so confus. That's so confusing. I feel stable? Oh boy.
Anybody that says those two like one, I'm chill, I'm
stable usually they are. I feel good, Okay, I feel
if this for this moment, I feel happy, but I
feel Have you ever gone to check out the feelings Wheel?
Oh can't say I have feelings wheel dot com? Okay, out?

(04:22):
Would you like to do yours? It'll give you all
the emotions? Sure? I never watched Knives Out? Was that
the first one? Yeah? I didn't really expect to like it,
but I liked the movie alive. So now I'm gonna
go watch that because I watched Glass Onion and I
thought it was really good. Oh that's the movie on Netflix.
What hey, Mike, will you come and talk with us?
So Glass Onion? First, Amy, did you like it? I did?

(04:45):
I give it four business plans on a napkin out
of five. What is Glass Onion as compared to Knives Out?
I would say it's better than the first one. But
what is it? Is it a sequel? Prequel? Is it
a character spin off? Yeah? Daniel Craig is same character,
but it's a whole new cast, a whole new mystery.
So I think keep making these movies forever. So do
you need to watch the first one to watch second one?

(05:07):
Do you need to watch second one? Is anything? If
you watch second one, you can watch a matter of order.
It doesn't matter. Okay, it confused at all? And you
gave it four out of five business plans, Mike, what
did you give it? I gave it four from five.
I really liked it. Yeah, how long is it? About
two twenty? They're all over two hours? Stupid? Yeah, you
can watch it in segments, as I bene four hours

(05:27):
of a show, like, I'd never watch a two hour movie?
Why did you watch that? If you never watched Popping Up?
When I load up Netflix, it's just like right there
all the time. And then I think I saw someone
post on Instagram about it and I was like, you
know what? It was one of the I was in
a hotel and I was like, why not? You know what?
This is not my thing? But we started watching that

(05:47):
show Kaleidoscope because it popped up. But Kaleidoscope is a
show you can watch in any order. It's you know,
it's from Breaking Bad, the bad guy who has the
Chicken places Gus. He's in it. He's not a bad guy,
but he's in it. But you can watch it in
any order. There's like eight or nine episodes. I'm not

(06:08):
sure we have only we've seen three, but only only
popped up. And I was like, I saw this on
the internet where you can go in any order to
watch it, and I don't want to give a review yet,
but you can go and watch the green one first,
or the yellow one or we don't really know how
it ends or what to do next, except where's gonna
watch another color? Okay, you get to pick whatever you
want in any order. It's called Kaleidoscope. Pretty good so far,
but I'll let you guys now, all right, hit me
up from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He's really into the George

(06:31):
Jones show. And he's also always on the go. Bobby Bones,
thank you very much. Thank you clap it out. Yes, wow,
I don't deserve that applies. It's almost like I forced
you to do it. Okay. Look my dog Stanley towards
a cl completely in two. He had surgery almost four
months ago. He did all his checks, they said he
is now clear because we've been doing small walks, medium walks,

(06:54):
longer walks, getting a little more intense, little jogs. He's
also a fat bulldog, so he doesn't do long anything anyway.
That being said, they said he can now go play
with the other dogs. It's it's the place we'd take
him once or twice a week, and it's a dog
daycare where other animals play, and we took him. We
dropped him off for only two hours, the only even

(07:15):
for the full day, and he came back home. He's exhausted,
sleep him and then he gets up from his nap
and he's limping. No, no, he reinjured himself. I don't know. Well,
the vet said he was clear. He wouldn't even put
his leg down for a while day and it went down.
I don't know, because it was last night. He act

(07:35):
like he was fine after everybody would favor it again.
I'm praying he didn't re terror that thing. But I
think it's like a metal I don't. I don't know.
Hopefully it's just sore because I can't go with fat
say Jack being hurt again. I can't. He can't. You
can't do that. You know, it's he's my dog and

(07:56):
I love him and he's a big baby, and I
end up staying in the room all night, and then
my wife was like, hey, why don't you come when
I'm sick. You don't even give me this much? And
I'm like, an try, but I just babe you. So anyway,
Fatness Eberdeen, fat say Jack. What are his other names?
The Church of Fatterday Saints. I love that one. Have

(08:18):
a whole listen as one where I do with him.
All Right, thank you, that's the show. Let's get going here,
glad you're here on Thursday. Let's go here's the deal.
Jelly Rolls coming in a few minutes, well sort of.
So we did this interview with jelly Roll a couple
days ago and he called and said, hey, I'm a
little late, which is totally understandable because he called me

(08:39):
'ts up to come up. I could not stay. Luckily,
people on this show can handle the business and can
do it well. So Amy's like, I'll stay up here
and do it. So it was a great interview, but
I had to leave. I actually ran into Jelly Roll
as I was running out to get to the doctor thing.
He was coming in. I was like, sorry, dude, gonna go.
But Amy crushed it. Amy talked with jelly Roll. We'll

(09:01):
just act like it's all happening now, but you guys
can be in on it. But Amy and Jelly Roll
coming up in a few seconds. And he performed live,
which is really cool. So that's happening in second. By
the way, he has this song here, Son of a Center.
It's the number one song. I'm about to be here
you go, So that's coming up in a second. It's
time to open up the mailbag. A year gets something

(09:27):
we call Bobby and Maia Year. Hello, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Bobby Bones. I'm in a predicament my boyfriend. I've been
together for four years, we've been living together for one Honestly,
living together as tested our relationship. We got to do
a big argument within the first month of living together
after I confronted him about dms with random girls on Instagram.

(09:49):
He's built his trust back, but I still find him
having little signs that he's keeping his phone face down,
things like that. Am I reading too far into it? Well? Then,
before Christmas, I was getting out some decorations and actually
bumbled on some gifts he had purchased and hidden in
our storage closet. I wasn't snooping. I just found him.
But then Christmas came and he didn't give me those gifts.
The box I found had jewelry in it. It was

(10:11):
a jewelry box. I did I get jelry for Christmas.
The story I've built in my head is that he
bought that get for another woman. What would your advice
in this situation be? Should I confirm about it or
not bring it up unless he gives me another reason
not to trust him? Signed girlfriend between a rock and
a hard place. Oh, that's tough. He shouldn't be dming
other girls period. That's it. That shouldn't have happened. That

(10:33):
shouldn't have happened. You can't if unless it's like your
cousin or people you already have a res If you
don't already know them and you're friends with them and
you have a friendship with them already, you shouldn't be
dming random girls if you're in a relationship. That's it.
So no no line, no new lines in the water.
Because you ain't hunting for friendship, you ain't fishing for buddies.

(10:53):
So yes, you have every right to be mad about that.
You say he built a trust back you find him
having little signs keeping his phone face down. Now, I
will say this, that's simply keeping your phone face down
is not a bad thing. I keep my phone face
down all the time because I don't want to be
distracted by it all the time. And when my wife
and I first started dating, she thought it was weird
that I was kept my phone down. She's like, what
do you What do you try to hide? And I

(11:15):
was like, no, nothing, And I still do it, and
it's not because I'm hiding anything, but it's always lighting
up with stuff and I love my phone. Yeah, okay,
I'd do it during the show. I keep it face down.
I love it. I just can't get enough of it.
That being said, he shouldn't do this if he's already
broken your trust with the DMS. To girls, you lose
that privilege, buddy, of having your phone face down, Like

(11:36):
I get the privilege because I have been doing thing shady.
You did stuff shady, so now you gotta do things
extra non shady to make up for that. So in
this conversation, you say, I feel uncomfortable with your phone down,
so I need you to leave it up. So I
don't think there's a problem there either the decorations. As
you're going, well, she's going through looking for decorations and

(11:56):
she finds the gifts. Yeah, yeah, I think this needs
to be addressed because it could be an It either
is a can some sort of confusion that needs to
be fixed, or he's shady. And either way you need
to know because you're just gonna sit in this place
and it's gonna eat at you. So there were some
gifts in the closet in the decorations, you're like, wow,

(12:18):
I won't look. You know, it's a jewlry box. It's
probably good. And then your Christmas comes, you didn't get them. Now,
unless your birthday is right around like my wife's birthday,
it's right around Christmas, so I have to do a
lot of shopping pre and there are gifts. If she
found she wouldn't get them for Christmas because there for
her birthday. If that's not happening, that's trouble. And if
he did get up for somebody else his mother in law,

(12:39):
his mom is sister, he should have no problem. Hey,
when I was going to the decoration that funds of
the boxes, what what was that for. Just go right
to it and don't be angry about it. Just ask
and see how he reacts. One of the thing's gonna happen.
It's gonna clear up confusion, or it's going to clear
up a situation you need to have cleared up. So
the story you've told in your head is based on

(13:00):
some truth that happened in real life outside of your head,
and that's okay, And he needs to now he owes
it to you to address the situation. And how she
put it in the email is how she should say it.
At least that's like healthy communication is what people say,
what do you mean? What's what's healthy? I would just
say what's up? Without those gifts I saw, I wouldn't
would fight about it, like what's up those gifts? I

(13:21):
saw some jwelry boxes in the decorations. How she put
it the story I'm telling myself. I don't even do
that because then because then you're saying I'm telling myself
something bad. You're like the story I'm telling. You can
do that later in the conversation, but if you lead
it with the story I'm telling myself, He's already defensive
because he knows that you're thinking it could possibly be
something bad. You don't do that at all. You're packing

(13:41):
up Christmas decorations or the already packed up, like, oh
so glad that packed all that stuff up. By the
when I was getting out, I saw some jewelry boxes stuff.
Do you know what that's even for. Let's see how
he reacts, because if it's an honest thing, and he's like,
oh yeah, those weren't even mine, I was hide enough
for about and he answers honestly without freaking out, because
he gon freak he gon freak out. Yeah, if you
just call him on it and way, you're gonna watch
him react in a way and go immediately know if

(14:02):
he's lying or not. Since you're not challenging him, he
shouldn't feel challenged. You're not going with the story I
tell myself as you're cheating on me, he'll feel challenged
even if he was doing something honest there, because it'd
be like no, no, no no, no, no no, I don't
do it like that. Just say hey, there's some jeory.
Do you do anything about that? And see what he
says and if he starts to no, no, no no, no,

(14:23):
why is he doing that? You aren't challenging him get
out of dodge. Yeah, that's good. So what about the
phone thing? Just don't even bring that up until you
find out what's he addressed it. But I mean it
comes it all comes up. Now, you go to the
jewelry first. Okay, there's no reason to put him on
his heels at all about this. Yeah, the jeweler is
the big one. The jewelry is the big one. Start

(14:44):
there and if he goes now, there's nothing there. It
was this and it makes sense too. You go, well,
I'm glad you said that because the story I told
myself was this. And also your phone when you're having
it down all the time, it still bothers me. And
I know this is not something about what forever, but
it made me feel comfortable and secure if you keep
it up. And I know you could consider that crazy,

(15:04):
you can consider it, but I need it. And will
you please help me there since you did X to
make me feel one? Yeah, that's good and then absolutely
no DMS no, don't go hunting for new friend. Yeah,
he already earned the trust back on that. Yeah, my
wife has access to all my stuff because I needed
a post stuff for me sometimes, well like it's never

(15:26):
a you need to have access to it, so you
can have but because she's never once asked for access
to it. But I'm always like, can you go poscess
for me real quick? Or I can't. And so I'm
just like, here's my passwords because I needed to help
me do stuff. I don't give a crap what she
looks at. Now. If she ever came in was like
I demand every password, I'd be like why, But she
doesn't do that, and I have nothing to hide, and

(15:47):
I need help. Honestly, I just needed help, And so
I feel bad for you. I don't like where this
is going. I don't either. You got to get to
the bottom of it. Thank you for your email. That's
the mailback. So Bobby Bones Show interviews in case you
didn't know, we always love when he stops by. His
name is Jelly Roll. He has this song son of
a Sinner. I mean he's at Number One's all over

(16:13):
the place and rock. He just sold out a show
here at Bridgetone hip Hop. But the guy's country as
can be. We love talking to him because he's so
honest and open about everything. And here is Jelly Roll
here on The Bobby Bones Show. On the Bobby Bones Show. Now, Hey,
jelly Roll, how's he going? What's uppers? Hey? I feel

(16:33):
like we just saw you, like not too long ago.
Oh no, and I'm already back. Yes? Is it happening?
Am I becoming a co host? If Lunchbox gets the
runs again? Do I get sup? Dan? What's up? Basically?
But we've been waiting for you to come back on
because last time you were here you talked about your life,
your upbringing. I'm spending some time away and the Chris

(16:56):
Li's are going to jail. Have you heard? That makes
my heart? Well? Do you have any advice for them? Yeah?
You know, just one, their faith in God's going to
be the most important thing in that situation. And two,
make well of the time. Don't let the time make
well of you. As weird as that sounds, kind of
that easy man, go in there and make the best
of it. It's actually you know, when you get past

(17:17):
everything else and you're stuck in that box, what you
do with it's gonna makes makes men of people or
women of people. For sure. Yeah, you'll be all right.
We'll be praying for I'll be writing your letters, You'll
be emailing people and doing business prison there in federal prison,
They're are gonna be a luxury camp. That'll be all right,
that'll be eating steak and sushi and stuff. Probably it'll
be good. They'll benbously, it won't be that good, but
they'll probably be in a really, really nice spot. Yeah,

(17:38):
we had someone calling that talked about the different locations
they're going to and yeah, it sounds like a camp.
I predict they'll have a big iPad and you know,
I think it'll be besiness. It still sucks, it's still
you know, it's still a fault in the system. But
how important was it for you to get letters from
people or did you I did? I did, and it
was real important. Any of that stuff. Anybody showing their

(17:59):
care in that moment is awesome. You know, that's a
moment where you need to feel like people care. So
that's a cool thing. And I think that's one thing
that Christies are seeing now is that people care. I've
seen a lot of people in the community kind of
stand up in rally and you know, you just never
want to see nobody go to jail. Yeah. Yeah, I'll
be the first to say it. Free the real I
feel like your life is so fascinating and interesting and

(18:22):
I love everything you're about and who you are and
how you give back. Is there a jelly Roll documentary
in the future. I don't know if I'm allowed to
say that. You cannot blow it. I guess I will.
I don't know if I can say it. But we
we have partnered with ABC and we're shooting something. Okay,
so I've had a kid, It's like whatever, blow it. Yeah,
it's all right. So well, we're obsessed with your song

(18:44):
Son of a Sinner, so we would love for you
to play it for us now. I love it because
last time we didn't get to sing. Okay, well then
I mean, yes, people are gonna like love this performance.
You'll just go ahead and hit it. You just want
us to sing it now? Yes? Bring it? All right,
it's jelly Roll. That's my name, and this is his name,
is Casey Casey on guitar. It's the son of Us.

(19:07):
It's the Son of a Center early. Yes, that is
so good. And you're an amazing songwriter. And you wrote
Son of a Center with Ernest right, yes, ma'am Ernest
and a lifelong friend of mine named David Ray. And
so how did all that comes Nashville said, yeah, how
does that? What happened the day? All? Yeah, So me

(19:30):
and d Ray have been together a long time, really
good friends, and so I normally rented studios out for
like three weeks at a time and just throw a
party there for three weeks and just whatever comes of
it's the album. And we were at the tail end
of that party, so we were kind of hung over
and just beat up, and Ernest was next to sounding
Poorium getting ribs from Martins or something, and he was like, dude,

(19:51):
are you over there. It's like Saturday, like seven pm.
I'm like yeah. He's like, I'm waiting on these ribs.
The lines wrapped around the door. Let me come over
and smoke one. I'm like, well, come on over, man.
He was over, and we had no intention of writing
a song, you know, we just we're just partying, and
he picked up a guitar and went doing ear and
dear and dear, Oom, dar, room and dude. We just
kind of fumbled through it together about twenty minutes and

(20:11):
Ernest stood up real abruptly in the middle of the song.
I was like, oh my god, my ribs. I gotta
get him into my wife, you know, what I'm saying.
He just like wanted, just like disappears in the cloud
of Smokey arrived in and we finished the song and
I called him the next day of sober Ish and
I was like, Yo, this is really good man. He
was like, you did something with it. I was like, yeah,
let me send over what I got. And then I
called him. I was like, I've never had a country song.

(20:34):
Can you produce it? And he was like, I've never
produced a country song, but yeah, it's so good. And
you recently sold out Bridgestone Arena. So what can someone
expect from a jelly roll show. I can tell you this,
the bridge Stone Arena is its own dynamite. That's best
show ever. But any jelly roll show you can count

(20:54):
on it being a back road tent revival. It's gonna
be somewhere between a hip hop show, a rock show,
and a country show and an old other Baptist tent revival.
It's awesome. Also with the bridge Stone show, you know,
we ended up putting our money where our mouth was.
Remember that conversation. We had quarter million dollars to the
Juvenile Building studios over there right now doing the aftercare program. Yeah,

(21:14):
which I was going to ask you, what's the coolest
thing you've been able to do because of your career?
Would it be stuff like that? It's going back to
the juvenile So last week I got to go back
to the unit that I spent eighteen months of my
life in when I was a child, and look at
that same cell I sat in first time. I've got
to look at that in twenty two years, and I
expected to emotionally just lose it, like I was just

(21:37):
gonna I expected to cry. And I felt a feeling
that I didn't even recognize the feeling because it was
so new for me. Pride. I was so proud. I
was like, dude, look at me, dude standing in here
with all this Jerry on. All these kids have to
have me. They're so excited I'm here, and I was them.
I was literally right there in that cell. I thought
I'd thrown my whole life away. So many nights I

(21:58):
cried in that cell. You're sixteen years old looking at
thirty years. Imagine that they're trying to give you more
time than you've been alive, you know, And I just
got to look, man, now, I got We took them
food on Thanksgiving hung out with them. I go up
once a week when I'm in town, just talk to
them and try to love on them. When you were
in there, was there anybody that would come and visit
that gave you that hope? Now, I think that's why

(22:21):
I wanted to do it. So the Gideons would come
and they were good people, man, but they would just
slide a Bible under the door, you know, And I
just you don't relate to a seventy seven year old man,
would a tie when you're a fifteen year old, you know, delinquent?
So I hope that maybe what we're doing over there
and the youth impact outreach program that Robert Cheryl has

(22:43):
and him going there every week is gives them something
they can relate to. What is one of the coolest
things you've been able to celebrate with? Now you do
give back, but what have you done for yourself? Like
is it buying something or buying something for your loved ones.
I know your mom listens to the show, so maybe
we just give her shout out. Mom, I hope you're listening, baby, Yeah,

(23:06):
But I mean, have you been able to buy something
for her yourself? Or what's something cool that you've done
for you. Yeah, you know, just the cool things you
will to get. I got my mother care. She's got
a full time nurse now, which is just a really
big deal in her age. So she didn't want to
go to a nursing home. She wanted to stay with
the family, so we were able to facilitate that. And
for me, you know, I got a got another chain
on the way, He got another chain on the way.

(23:30):
That's my personal problem. Do you ever worry about expensive
chains and jewelry like that that someone might come and
just you know, No, No, I don't wear them much,
and I don't even keep him at the house. We
drop them off in a security spot every night. But really, yeah,
I pick him. I'm just I take all her coutures
because somebody run up on me. You know, it's gonna
be channel two, four or five and seventeen happening. For sure,
I'd be very cautious approaching me in any kind of

(23:52):
disrespectful manner. Respectfully, Okay, respectfully, I have no idea what
channel two, four or five seventeen means. You know what
it means. No, I'm just saying we're gonna take it
where they think it they're gonna go. Okay, you know
what I'm saying. The stuff you think ain't gonna happen,
it's gonna happen. You runt upon me acting crazy. I'm saying,
for sure, we're gonna take it clean there. God, please
let say we don't. Maybe I'm a reformed man. I

(24:12):
just everybody just respect my personal bubble, saying you coming love,
I coming up. I don't have problems because I don't
walk like a man who wants a problem. I walk
like a man who doesn't want a problem. But if
somebody wants a problem, no problem, but they'll be a problem.
Jelly role. Do you know how many tattoos you actually have?

(24:34):
I just consider it one. That's how I look at
it now. I'm just I just wear it. So do
you have another one in mind that you might add
to the one? Yeah? Well, you know, I poke on
myself all the time. We played Red Rocks the other
day and we all got to wears your rocket. He's
got his rock on his ankle, and I got the
rock right here. You call it poking on yourself? Well yeah,

(24:55):
but at this point, I'm just you know, at this
at this point, I'm just looking for little places of skin,
like let's put a little quie a bear right there. So,
do you travel with a tattoo artist or you poke yourself? No? No, no, no, dude,
we are We're we have open relationships when it comes
to tattoo artists. You know, we're with everybody. We're down
for whoever's got a needle. And that's part of the

(25:16):
reason we all got really bad tattoos. Road and life
will do that till your route between road and jail.
I don't have a good tattoo. Yeah, well, I mean
have you ever actually done it yourself? Though? Yo? Yeah no,
I picked on people and they poked on me. But
I'm not a good tattooed tar. You can tattoo he's
pretty good. I'm horrible. I hurt people. I scare people bad.

(25:37):
I don't understand. I'm like the big bear, you know,
like when you you know, I'm gonna kiss it and
love it and hugging it kills everything it loves. That's
me with anything. I squeeze my wife too hard sometime
I'm just so excited to see her. So imagine me
with a tattoo gun on my friend. And I've had
a couple of shots, because that's the only reason I
would have a tattoo gun in my hand. Well, so
what does a just a normal day look like in

(25:58):
the life of jelly roll? Dude? These days it's a calendar. Man,
It's insane. I don't know. I wish I had a
day where I could do what jelly Roll wanted to do.
Rough do you wake up? Do you have coffee? Berries?
I try and I try to wake up? Okay. So
I got a tour schedule and a home schedule, okay,
and they don't like each other. The tour schedule, we
stay up till about six seven in the morning to

(26:20):
sleep till like four and wake up right after sound
check and load in. And this way we can eat breakfast.
And you know, do our show? What is a breakfast
at four pm? What is that? Oh? It's still breakfast.
Breakfast is breakfast meant? Breakfast is a state of mind,
not a place in time. Mammy. We need to talk
about this. You know what I'm saying. This is real Now,
I got I gotta come back more and culture you.

(26:42):
Breakfast is a big deal anytime. You know what I mean? Okay, Well,
tell me what do I need to be eating? Oh? Good, Well,
what we need to eat and what I eat or
two different things clearly. But what I'm gonna I'm a
big eggs and bacon guy. Boy, feed me all the
carbs now. I normally eat like a breakfast burrito because
normally you're hungover and it's something about a burrito that'll really, really, really,

(27:04):
you know, put the tummy to chance. You can see.
We gotta have something fighting in there, you know. Okay,
So that's your road schedule. What is your home life schedule?
Straight into dad mode? Wake up early, try to hang
out with the kid, get her situated, bang out a
couple of songs, write a couple of songs, hang out
with the wife, play video games, smoke a little CBD.

(27:26):
Who do you okay? Not okay, okay? So who are
hang out? That's what she fictured. I'm like, okay, could
I go? Who? Who are your bff? So like, who

(27:47):
are you hanging out with? U? When I when I
get to actually have some free time, it's normally a
lot of gays from my neighborhood. I still hang out
with the dudes that I grew up with, but in
the music business, my my friends are co Wetzel are
Earnest Brantley Earnest the most because we're always in downtown
ripping and running together. So Earnest is my boy boy mind.
I don't have much time to hang out. I've never

(28:09):
had a big song. I don't know if you know
this is a big deal for me, still coming here.
I'm still as nervous as I was, you know, six
months ago. I don't even know what I do anymore.
I've had the wildest year ever. When you are in
work mode and you're writing songs, you said you maybe
bang out three a day. Does that just comes super
easily to you. Well, for me, it's like, here's my

(28:29):
inside baseball. I don't. I don't believe in writing a
full record. I believe in writing like pieces of different
records or ideas and then chasing which one felt the strongest.
So like we're dudes will sit in the room for
three hours and try to hammer out two verses, two
choruses in a bridge. I would rather spend those three

(28:49):
hours just writing three choruses. Well, do you feel like
you're still having to work hard to convince people about
your country? That you know what? I hope I got
to work hard to convince people stuff the rest of
my life. That's what I wake up for, you know,
I want to convince everybody that change can happen, you
can reform, you can be who you want to be,
not who people say you have to be. And I

(29:10):
hope I'm convincing people that the rest of my life.
The day I got a quick convincing people, and I
don't get nervous walking into the Bobby Bones show, y'all
just won't see me no more anyways. Yeah, I'll sell
the catalog and ride off in the sunset. Baby the
fat guy goes to the beach to park and start
his journey to die of alcoholism. Well, we definitely love
having you here. I feel like you're you're gonna get

(29:30):
so big that we're gonna have to get your tour
writers see what you need in here whenever you come
in so you feel comfortable. Y'all do that for people,
I mean we might have to for you know who
have you done it? For it through somebody under the
bus right now. I don't know that Scuba Steve would
know if we've ever had an artist demand anything under
the bus. While demands demand anything except for like room temperature, water, oh,

(29:52):
or tea? Sometimes I felt what's his h Hank Williams
Junior or demanded tea? He demanded a smoke room and
sound life from what I? Oh? Yeah, and he wanted
to smoke in the building, which I thought was the
coolest part of his demands. I don't know what else
you want? It before I wasn't. One of my favorite
moments of twenty twenty. D Well, so what what is
on your writer? Alcohol and pdia light? Which comes first? Well,

(30:19):
we've gotten smart and we mix them now in real time.
Oh have you ever had a vodka pedia light? I
have not. Have you ever had to drink a pedia
light because you drank too much vodka? I've tried pedia
light before, just because I felt dehydrated? But no, never.
The last time you got blackout? Druck? Oh week white
sometime blackout? It put it? Give us a year? Um,

(30:41):
blackout years? But I don't know ten eight? When's the
last time you get really toasty? Um? What does toast
you mean to find? Oh? This is good? This is good? Wait,
why are you interviewing me? I'm ask you to hear
the questions. Wait, so tell us why pedia light vodka
go so well together? Well, pedia light helps with the hangover. Okay,

(31:04):
So my wife taught me some of the coolest tricks ever.
She taught me the Pedia light trick and the Alka
Seltzer trick. When you wake up with that rumbling stomach,
though that Alka seltzer on there, get right back to drinking.
But the Pedia lights like uh, electro lights, A lot
of electro lights. It's supposed to be in a lot
of sodium. The soaks the man Okay, just try to
help with rehydration. So we just got guys that'll put

(31:26):
a vodka and Pedia light in there now so they
feel like they're balancing their buzz out while they're doing
it in real time. Awesome. I feel like we learned
so much from you when you come in. Thank you.
I feel like I'm a science experiment, not at all.
You're awesome and your live performance was so good and
I can't wait to have you back and hear you

(31:47):
perform more, especially what you have coming um next or
later in the year. Well, Jelly Roll always get to
say thank you for having me lunchbox. I miss you, baby,
keep them but she's clinched when she was here. Bobby,
love you too. Okay, it's time for the good news.
Good Twenty years ago, Emmanuel Patton went to his mom

(32:11):
and said, Mom, I know you never graduated college, but
when I get older, I'm going to go to college,
and I think we should graduate together. Well here they
are twenty years later, Emmanuel he went to college. He
went to the University of Maryland and his mom at
the same time. While she's working, she started taking classes
and they both have graduated at the same time. And
here's the clip of his mom talking about what it

(32:31):
meant to her. He says, no, if I can do it,
you're gonna do it. We're gonna do this together. I'm like,
I don't know about that. He said, yes, we're going
to do this together. I made a promise, Mom, and
we're gonna do this. So I had a meltdown with
coming to school, but I got back on track. That's awesome. Yeah,
And you gotta think it's tough for her, man, Like
she was a job night classes, online classes, but she

(32:52):
did it. That's what it's all about. That was tell
me something good. That's one of my biggest fears in life.
It happened in a news story. My three biggest fears
in life. Number three, mistaken identity and I go to
jail and I didn't do it. Oh gosh. Number two
being buried, That mistaken I'm dead and I'm not dead.
Pretty bad. Number one, I forget to wake up and

(33:14):
the show happens. Oh yeah, that's that's wors and the
other two. But that's crazy. That's never happened. It happened,
don't jinx it. I don't believe it's never happened. I've
never missed. But yeah, or me on the other two
either other people. Randall Reid was arrested after authority said
that facial recognition identified him as a suspect and a

(33:36):
purse snatching. Six days in jail. Later, six days later,
police released him after realizing he was forty pounds heavier
than the suspect and it wasn't him And he said, yo,
no that I don't steal. So he got help for
six days. Mistaken identity. Think about that. His job knows
he's in jail. He now has to go, Like I

(33:58):
told you, guy has to like peel back some of
his life. Yeah, that's why it's my third biggest fear,
Dad and waking up and going what is this right?
On top of me and I'm hitting it like a
little wall. I'm like, I'm gonna casket. Oh my god, hoop.
That's why I want, you know, a submarine. They have
those things that go up periscope. I want one of
those that have a speaker on it. Whenever you bury it,

(34:21):
I'm alive, guye hearing me. That's why it's my set.
And then number one for my first fear, I have
an alarm them. And also I wake up at like
one in the morning anyway, scared to death that I'm
going to oversleep. But I don't come up here like
Ray does. Ray has the same fear, but he comes
up here in the morning that early. Todd Chrisley is
doing an interview before prison, speaking of prison. Oh man,

(34:41):
not with us, No, And that's what he takes me
because he's come in. He's been a guest host on
this show. I've done charity stuff with them. But Dolly
met her and Chris Lee, but he isn't any part
of it. They're going to jail him and his wife,
Todd for twelve years, Julie for seven. But he has
some things he wants to saying, Questions he wants to
answer he says, nothing is off limits in this interview.

(35:03):
I gonna tell you, I don't really care about the
Christliers of the show. I know him so, but I
don't I was never like a fan of that show.
I never watched it. But I can't believe he's not
coming in. And he says it's gonna be a real
hardcore interview, but it's with the son. His son's interviewing him. Oh,
come on, exactly exactly. He says he'll answer the hard questions,
including some from fans on his podcast, Christly Confessions. How

(35:24):
I guess I'm strains though, Yeah, he should come on
this show. Let me ask him the hard questions that
don't even be that hard. He'll be kind of hard.
I don't even know what to ask. I mean, I
want to know what he's been doing to get ready
for prison. But we've heard the prison super nice. Yeah,
what he's been doing is probably taking golf lessons. It
technic is going to play a lot of golf lessons. Yell.
So it's like, you know, there are those guys that

(35:45):
get you ready for prison, but they're like consultants, Like
you're going in the real prison. I'm gonna teach you
what you can can't do, and they hire people. That's
a real thing. It's a real thing. Wow. But his
is probably like a tennis instructor. And how nice that
prison is going to be here. Yeah, this is a
voicemail from Frank in Arizona, and I just wanted you
to know that I sure do miss country music. This

(36:07):
craft y'all called country nowadays ain't country at all. It
is left over kinny bopper junk. Get it off the air.
Put on some real, true, honest to goodness country. Does
this crap? Just don't do it, amen, Frank. Amen. A
couple of things I like to say about this. First
of all, I don't have him to do with the music.
Every once in a while I might play a song

(36:27):
that I pick, but I don't want to pick the music.
It's not my job. I'm here to be compelling and
funny or make you care. And I don't like half
of it either. I mean there's a lot of it
I just could give two spits about honestly. But that
being said, Frank, the music that you liked as a
kid was also told it wasn't country music. The new
popular country music Sick like Lee is always told, oh,

(36:51):
that's crap. I wonder who he liked. Whomever it was.
It could be Johnny Cash told it wasn't country. It
could be Garth Brooks told he wasn't country. It doesn't matter.
Anyone that did anything different was told that's not country
until they actually showed why it was. And it's based
on who they are and their message they're sending. But
you're right, I don't like a lot of the crap either.
Don't blame me. But also to say that, all you're

(37:15):
saying is you like to country music like you liked
it when you were younger. When country music was you know,
rural and from the south, from California only, And well,
the reason is there wasn't anything. There was no digital,
it wasn't you couldn't get music in all the places.
So in those areas in the stories, you just had
that type of music. But anyone that ever says well
that ain't country, just know that their mental capacity is

(37:36):
not fully developed and it may never because you don't
have to like it to understand that generationally country music
is progressing. You don't have to feel like its country,
but I mean it's not the end. Thanks for listening.
To Frank, but I don't pick the music either. For
the most part, it's about song lyrics. Ray, how's the

(37:58):
game go? States in this country? Songs? You guys will
just tell me the state. So you're gonna play a
club of a song. Yep, it'll beep out. We write
our answer down correct, then I'll play the answer. Go ahead.
Oh where the beep is a good one? Yeah, that's

(38:18):
a good one. I'm in. I'm in. I'm all four
of us in. Yeah, yeah, okay, Eddie West Virginia. Lunchbox
was West Virginia, Amy, West Virginia, Yeahinia, Mountain Mama. This
game is in my wheelhouse. Okay, okay, you'll for sure.
But the first one out, next one, Ray, Ye, party

(38:40):
South Carolina a bad Badama for DNA. I'm in party
South Carolina, a bad Badama for DNA. I'm in for
the wind. Are you lunch box? Are you clue? Well?
The is even if you don't know, you could probably

(39:01):
figure it out. You have your answer written down. Yeah,
what do you have? First? I have Alabama? Mama, Jama Alabama? Yeah. Well,
first I had South Carolina, but then he did that one.
I was like, well, where are we going? With this.
I have Alabama, but in my mind Louisiana. Yeah, probably
too many syllables, right, Louisiana, babb it south Louisiana itself.

(39:25):
It's a lot I have written down Alabama, Alabama, Alabama.
I got xed up around here. They're keeping the country.
Ain't a damn won't know how to do thee not.
I love that da, that's a good one. I'm in.

(39:46):
I'm in for the win. I got my state, Eddie, Kentucky, lunchbox, Kentucky.
Have Kentucky and Kentucky. Good? How many you have? Right?
We got ten of you on them. Yeah, let's roll
to let's go. Yeah, we gotta get a winner. Man,
did they get harder? Yeah? Okay, go sky that's pretty easy, right, yeah,

(40:11):
I got We could just say it on three clueless.
He's bent over. Oh god, Hi Skyhi put it comes
to my head, watch box, I put Arizona. Why went

(40:32):
sky high in Arizona? Be? I have no idea, it
just it just came to my head. That was what
popped in my head, Arizona. I don't know if that
rhymes sky high in Arizona. It works. It doesn't rhyme, though,
But the real one doesn't rhyme either. That's not the
real one. No, sorry, dude, what would you be high in?

(40:53):
Multi two ways? Yeah, dang it? Where Colorado? Yeah that's
what I got, double meaning there probably Eddie. Yeah, I
have Colorado? All right, lunch box, first out, fun guys,
Thank you, Ray, let's go. If you're gonna play in Texas,
you gotta have a fiddle in the band. That league
guitar is hot. But not far man. Oh you know

(41:17):
that's on lunch I mean Louisiana. That's rights Louisiana. Okay,
not far Louisiana. Man by the left, go ahead. And
a man wearing a T shirt said for love was
left hand, and the ude we played again? And a

(41:41):
man wearing a T shirt said for love who's had
a Bible in his left hand? And a bottle and
the dude, Oh my gosh, is this Buy a boat?
Buy a boat, buy a boat, drink a boat, have
a boat. Okay, hold on, Oh we got it. I

(42:03):
know you do Amy need an answer. What do you
have West? Virginia? You're close because it's the saying anyway,
Virginia is for lovers. Yeah, why do I say West?
I don't actually fifty fifty. No, I just Virginia never
even came to West Virginia though it came to mind.
I know, I'm like, but I'm mad. If I were
to count the syllables, he wouldn't West Virginia can't. You

(42:25):
can do well, I guess I'm out. No, not yes,
yours out of Bible in his left because you can't
even go, said West Virginia's okay, well I was close. No,
but you got close enough? Yeah, all right? Point right?
How many left? We got three left? Okay, go ahead,
all right, but he's a hitter west from the Kamlana

(42:47):
to John Sun City, Eddie, it's easy, right, one, two, three,
Tennessee to John Sun City. Let's go. We played again.
Eddie was yelling, it's okay. I know you have it.

(43:11):
I have went. You went so quick. I know you
had it. Right. How many left? We got one? And
then we can do a tie if you want. Let's go.
It'll be the first one to name. And that's the
last one. Okay, there's this one of this, but this
is not speed round. This is not speed rounded. Again,
I battling to the death. Go ahead to your mom.
You can tell your dog the bottom. I mean, come on,

(43:36):
go ahead, Arkansas, try to miss that one. So I've
been bad. Yeah, it'll get way too easy for you too. Yeah,
it's been good. It's been good for me. Um. So
what we're gonna do then, is first one to yell
our name Eddie and I speed round. I mean, unless
you guys want to tie. We don't want to tie now.
It ties like kiss and lunchbox of sister, and we're
not doing that. Some people have done it. Okay, here

(43:56):
we go, her husband ready, Edie. People go, oh wait, wait,
So since you said my name, do I go? Oh? Me?
I said Bob before you did? Uh? Do you no
see either? Tennessee Tennessee Lea. I'm gonna be honest. I

(44:20):
just jumped in and held that. Figure it out. We'll
have to look at the rule book. If the other
person yelled the other person name, I mean Bobby idiot, Okay,
and that's why Bobby doesn't play games. Guy, it's awesome,
Well we did. You can't believe I said his name? Yeah?

(44:41):
What do you mean? I can't you can't believe I
said his name? I can believe you said Eddie's name
when you were ringing in. Yeah, I was looking at him,
or or maybe deep inside you were thinking I was
gonna win anyway, or deep inside I wished I wanted
to be you. All those could be things. This is
Brian from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Hey, Amy, was just calling

(45:01):
in listening to the show this morning and noticed that
you were talking about that wreck. I'm from Albuquerque and
I was driving up the Santa Fe on the other
side and I follow that wreck, and I'm glad you're safe.
But just so you guys know, Bobby Bones Show is
a number one played show in New Mexico. We love you, guys.
Keep doing what you're doing. Appreciate that. Brian. Isn't it crazy,
because Amy, you were in a bad wreck where you're

(45:22):
on the interstate and you're going seventy and somebody's tire
blows boom, they hit you, they mayhem. But isn't it
crazy how quick that all can happen? Oh? Yeah, no,
I mean I and I keep rethinking how fast it
all happened. And again, just so thankful that everyone is okay,
and even my kids. I mean there's still my son's
a little bit like doesn't want to get in the

(45:42):
car now. And I'm like, oh great. It also puts
into perspective and I know I just said a it
how fast it can all happen. Meaning you're just driving
normal day, everything's normal. Before you know it, boom, your
life has changed because this guy was tire popped. He
wasn't expecting that. And I only say this one when
I talk about if you're on your phone while you drive,
it literally can be two seconds or you're looking at

(46:04):
your phone and something happens, or you do something dumb
not paying attention. So I'm going to encourage you not
to be looking at your phone while you're driving. If
you want to get on at a red light and
look at your tweets Instagram, as long as you're fine
with getting honked at, good because it happens to me sometimes.
I know I shouldn't, but I've really ninety eight percent

(46:25):
better at not looking at my phone while the car
is moving. Maps are hard. Sometimes that is tough, and
some states have it where you have to have it
locked in, and since we don't, I don't have a
thing long but you can do it, and just like that,
your whole life can change, and it can change if
you're not paying attention and you're looking at yourhone. I'm
gonna encourage you just do a little better this year.
How about that. There's a resolution for your resolution for

(46:45):
you your Samy's pile of stories. So some people are
doing dry January, which means no alcohol, but for some
people it's just a little too hard to commit to.
So you might want to try damp January this is,
or just carry on with your life. Yeah, where you don't.
I don't want to be involved in having a thing

(47:06):
they're doing. You don't cut out alcohol entirely for the month,
but instead you cut back, maybe limiting yourself to just
one or two drinks, or maybe just drink. Don't bother
us with what you're doing. You're calling it damp January.
Like if it's Friday night, don't deprive yourself. If you
want one glass of wine, go for it. Ray you're
dry January. Yep, five days in pretty proud of myself?

(47:27):
Wow is it that hard to go? Five days? Wow?
We didn't talk and you do need Yeah. I made
it past the New Year's Eve hurdle. The next one
is gonna be the Vegas Hurdle in a week and
a half. So, oh, where you God're not drinking in
vague you can make an exceptional no damp January she
just told us. Okay, yeah, or desert January where you
only get to drink in the desert January. Is there

(47:49):
a thing on draft Kings or weekend over under on
ray drink that's funny from we'll get that up there. Okay.
So what is a habit and something you do over
and over again where you don't even realize subconsciously you
start doing it again before you realize it, right, So
it's are you're not asking me? Well, I was going

(48:10):
to give you the how what a habit is and
how to create one. But it's three parts, a trigger
for an automatic behavior to start the behavior itself, and
then a reward. And Bobby always talk about rewards, and
this expert is agreeing with you. Part of creating a
new habit is incorporating all three parts into your plans.
So an example might be leave your sneakers by the

(48:30):
bed to trigger yourself to put them on and run
when you wake up, do the run, and then give
yourself a small reward ice cream sandwich. Well, maybe an
example here is a nice long shower again, and it's like, okay,
I mean that would be that's not a reward. I
don't know to be suffering going that set. So I'm
just going to stay in here longer. If you're a parent,
a nice long shower is a reward. Yeah. The habit

(48:52):
is just being uncomfortable until it becomes something that is
still uncomfortable but you can stand. But you also understand
why doing it is good. It's never fun. I mean,
there are no good habits I have that I enjoy doing,
but I've built them in because I know they're good
for me. I don't like exercising. I hate it. Do

(49:13):
you have the triggers because I don't know what that means? Well,
like I said, like the shoes, like you have something, Well,
I don't need them anymore because all my habits are
If it's a new habit, yes, I for sure will
then it habits. Yeah. Okay. So speaking of New Year
and resolutions and different things, Landy Wilson put one up
that's gone viral and she said, this year's resolution is
going to be to maintain my big booty so people

(49:36):
can kiss it. Love y'all, Happy New Year. So the
thing about Landy is her but has been all over
TikTok because people are like, she didn't need butt in plants.
Landy's awesome looking at her big butt. She just loves it,
you know. And she's like, I see that my butt
has gone viral on TikTok and she did one and
that went viral. He're talking. It's got like like a
million likes. That's cool, hilarious. Landy's awesome. And no, I'm

(50:00):
just proud of her. I mean, we've just known Landy
forever and we were putting her on shows. I mean,
she was over at the house before she had a record.
It was just I'm so I'm proud of her and
I'm glad she's sticking true to who she is. Landy Wilson.
She has that song. I know a few things, man,
I don't know. All right, an Amy, yep, I am.
That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's

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time for the good news, all right. Gonna talk to
Stan in Alabama. There's gonna be a part of tell
me something good. Hey, Stan, what's going on? Good morning?
How are you? We're doing pretty good? What do you
want to say here? Well, I was just gonna well
say happy New Year. You're in the studio. Thank you.
I was gonna tell you my little granddaughter. She is

(50:43):
a big fan of your show. She loved The Morning Corny.
But she'll have a birthday in a couple of weeks.
And she told us the other day. And since she
got so many Christmas presents, the sethern birthday gifts, she's
gonna ask called her little friends to bring a bag
of dog food and she's gonna go donate it to
the animal shelter. Wow. And I was hoping maybe you
could just give her a shout out for her birthday.
You got, I will do that. A couple things I

(51:04):
want to stay here. One, I hate that for her
to her birthday is so close to Christmas because normal
kids would get this and at Christmas. That's the first
part I feel bad for. Secondly, how selfless of her
to go. I don't want presents and she's seven years old.
That's amazing. And when I was seven I was peak present. Yeah, yeah,
we all were the lunchbox of forty one. Peak present.

(51:26):
I'm still peak present. Like I would never give up
my birthday. So do you want to say her name
Stan and Collins and happy seventh birthday? Now? Stan would
you like me to either send some dog food myself,
because I will because I think that's awesome, Or would
you like me to actually send her a birthday present?
She would she would love the dog because that's what

(51:46):
she wants to do, is to give that to the
animal shelters. Okay, well, then I'm gonna get your address
and I'm gonna send you bags of dog food and
you can get that to the shelter bags. Yeah. Man,
that's what she's trying to get bags. Oh, I get it.
I know what you do. You go get the small bags.
It looks like you know, it doesn't matter how much
I said, even if I wanted to send one big
bag or a little that's okay, but I'm gonna send
it over. Hey, stand, it's school. If I have your

(52:08):
address right like, I'm not gonna come over anything. Sure
you would be glad you came over. Raygan is a dress, please,
but I just want to put her on. Tell me
something good because seven years old and being selfless like
that for the animals. I love it. That is what
it's all about. That was tell me something good. We
have ninety seconds to figure out the morning. Corny. Let

(52:29):
me introduce my teammates. First of all, he is from
South Texas. He loves the Dallas Cowboys, my teammate, partner
in crime and ever in every game of this his
cruiser ready, thank you? Yes? Yeah, yeah. And the guy
who wears I don't know. You look into his closet.
You know some guys you see on TV. You open
it up and it's like eighty four white shirts, Like
why doesn't SCA have so many white shirts or black

(52:50):
jackets that's him and hoodies, but he has two. He
wears him every single day. Here he is lunch box,
were the team, and he's gonna give us the morning Corny.
We have ninety seconds to figure it out as many
if we can. The record is four am. You good, Yeah,
let's go, morning Corny. What happened to the woman who

(53:11):
stole a calendar on New Year's zve A right time
starts now. She flew, she got a coordinate, she ran,
she stole the calendar so days time, she got time
in the slammer, she got time served, time on the
cond judgment. And you say it again, that's jail thing.

(53:33):
We say it again. What happened to the woman who
stole a calendar on New Year's zve. She got, she
got time, she got time time served, time served, she
got time served, No noddate New Year's Eve served? What
happened to the thief stole a calendar? Calendar? Was he got?

(53:53):
She got twelve months? She got twelve twelve months? Right? Okay?
Got next? What a ghost say on January first? What's
the problem with jogging on New Year's Eve? Running into running,

(54:13):
running into the new year? Running fireworks, baby New Years? Okay,
okay again, You're never gonna get it. Okay, keep going,
don't tell us no, no, what New Year's resolution? Should
a basketball player never make slam dunk goaltend? Traveling, miss traveling,
travel traveling, traveling, traveling more? What is the corn's favorite holiday? Co? Corn?

(54:43):
On the Christmas Eve? Because walked us down the road,
took us and then left us. No, I tried to
advance you because you just We didn't get advanced, though,
but we wasted time. What was the was though? Gave up? Yeah?
She was like never lyning with to an We're like wait,
what go ahead? What was the other one? Because jogging one? Jogging?

(55:04):
What was the question? What was in joggers favorite? Why?
Never jog what's the problem with jogging on New Year's Eve?
What's the problem the ice falls out of your drinks? See,
it's bad. I don't would never It's like you're drinking. Yeah,
and that's like would even make it to your phone?
It was an accident. You know what we got three today?

(55:25):
Was we could have got five. I know, I'm sorry
could have but that's good daddy, go ahead, here, here
we go, clear eyes, hearts. The question is what fact
are you tired of explaining to people? We'll take some
calls in a second to Amy, I go to you first.
Is one thing you're tired of explaining? What is it? Well,

(55:47):
it would be a personal fact about me, and it's
that there was never any explanation from fertility doctors as
to why I couldn't have a baby. And it always
leads to more questions like, well did you go to
more doctors? I went to multiple fertility doctors and they
weren't able to figure out. No, they were not. I mean,
these are the facts there was. It was all just

(56:07):
and this happens to a lot of people, which is
you know, you don't have an answer for it, and
that's the facts you went Everything got checked we don't
see why you can't have a baby. Yeah, for years
we worked on it in different doctors in North Carolina
and Texas, and so I could understand people going, oh,
you adopted, but you couldn't have So I would be
tired of that too, And no, I'm not. It has

(56:29):
nothing to do with the people asking, like it's different people.
But then it just gets exhausting having to explain it
when people ask you, oh, then why did you adopt
or why didn't you have kids? Could you not have kids?
And it's not so much the adoption thing. It's like,
but your physical part of it, and no answer. We
don't know. Honestly, we don't know. The fact I'm tired
of explaining to people, and I do it on this show.
I feel like once a quarter or so is what

(56:51):
free speech actually is? Oh, oh, that's a good one.
Free speech is not the ability to say whatever you
want people constantly. Yeah, well, free speech. Free speech is
literally the ability to speak against the government and not
go to jail. That's what was fought for in our constitution.
You can't just yell something, you can't just say something
and think, well the company, it's free speech, I said,
But no, no, no, no, you have to pay if

(57:12):
you do something stupid. Your company can go with that
stupid and I'm paying you. I'm not going to pay
you anymore. That's not being fire. For free speech. Literally,
free speech is the ability to speak out against the
government without fear of government retribution. That's the definition. It's
nothing else. You know, you can't do the yellow fire
in a theater. You can't say something stupid that makes

(57:32):
your boss look bad and then go, no, I got
free speech. No no, no, you can't go to jail
because you say that the government sucks. That's free speech.
And I have to explain that a lot. It's got
to be exhausted. And also, my name is not Bobby Jones.
You do have to explain that one a lot, a lot,
because you know, I'm known in certain pockets, but it's

(57:54):
hard to be known everywhere now and I'm definitely not.
And people are like, oh, they think it's a TYPEO
because who would be named Bobby Bones, so they write
Bobby Jones that happens all the time, or it's not
a type of at all. They just I'm like, there's
no way that's true. IM just gonna say Jones I
hope I'm right. It's not Bobby Jones's Bobby bones Eddie. Yeah,
mine's a double edged sword because I get asked all

(58:14):
the time while one of my boys doesn't look like
me and it's because he's adopted. I love telling their story,
but it gets exhausted saying why he doesn't look like me?
Or I get a lot like, yeah, you had four kids,
Like that's a lot. Why did you guys have four kids? Oh, okay,
here we go. Let me explain the whole thing. That
gets exhausted sometime. But I do like telling their story lunchbox,
It's easy, guys, you're right. I didn't graduate college. I

(58:37):
left college three hours early. I get tired of explaining it. Yes,
I know it's cool to have a diploma and it's
very important and oh you know you can show it
off to your kids and it means you accomplish something.
But guess what, I quit college because I got a job.
The reason you go to college is to get a job.
So yes, I quit three hours short. And I get
tired of going over the whole storyline, like, so you

(58:58):
really didn't want to just go back for that three No, guys,
I got a job, a start of working. Sorry, that's it. Well,
thanks for apologizing. It's so annoying, Ray, What are you
tired of explaining to people? Yeah, people always say, oh,
you're from the North, you're used to this cold. No, no, no,
you guys don't get how blood works. And it's thick
and thin. I've lived here for ten years. That's a
good one. It gets cold. It's cold to me too,

(59:19):
you get cold. That's a really good one because I'm like, oh,
you're from Minnesota, this is gonna be easy for you.
You're like, no, no, it's still cold to me. I'm human. Yes,
So we'll grab some calls too. What fact, It doesn't
have to be about you as a matter of fact,
I'd love for it to be just something where you're
constantly like, no, no, that's not how it works. Zero
degrees fahrenheit and thirty two degrees. It could be whatever

(59:41):
it is, or it could be personally. What are you
tired of explaining to people? Oh and examp. Well this
is kind of personal. But it's also a fact for everybody.
Is that the lottery is not an investment. Well, it's
we all look at lunchbox. Yes, that's not a fact.
That's an opinion. No, no, no, I'm not an investment
at all. We're talking about things you're tired of explaining

(01:00:02):
to people. And I had a personal one and not
a personal one. My personal one is that people I
don't know yet or they don't know me, that my
name is not Bobby Jones because constantly people think that's
what it is, and they think Bones is a type
of because it is a stupid name. I will agree
with that part. It is a stupid name, and if
I could go back, I probably wouldn't take that name.
I mean, my real name is Bobby, but I don't

(01:00:23):
know that I would have went with Bones. But I
was seventeen and then I just everywhere I went was
attached and I couldn't leave it, and everywhere I went
I was like, I'm still that pirate. That's what it
felt like to me. The other one was free speech.
People think you can just run around saying whatever you want.
That's not what free speech is. It's literally the ability
to speak out against the government without the government Thoni

(01:00:44):
in jail. That's what free speech is. There. If you
do something and somebody's mad at you, your boss, or
you're making the company look bad. They can fire you.
That's free speech. If you get on a social media
platform and you say some heyful things, that's that's a
private company. They can't kick you off. That's not free speech.
So that constantly Abby's here because she has one as well. Abby,

(01:01:04):
the show did all there is In the last segment,
what about you, I forgot to go to you. What
do you constantly have to explain to people? Well, it's
actually on the phones, like over half of the callers calling,
they're like, why is Lunchbox still on the show? He
is such a jerk, like, that's all my calls And
I'm like, what am I supposed to say to that?
It's like every single call to say, I don't know, man,
that's up Bobby, I don't know. I don't get it either, man.

(01:01:28):
But you know, with Lunchbox, it's about fifty fifty of
people that love him and he is their number one
and you better not say it dang word about him
or people that hate him. But that's that's the life
he lives. He knows that that is true. I would
imagine you get a lot of people that are like,
why is he still there? Oh? Yeah? Because the people
that like him, aren't calling in for the most part
and going I like him click exactly. Yeah, it's all

(01:01:51):
the haters so and that's just the general. Yeah, but
that's most of your calls. Uh huh, yep times. Thanks Lunchbox,
Thanks Lunchbox. I gotta do is tell him MVP ha
Oh wow, you got it? Do you like that one.
Let's go over to Shelley, who is listening in Louisiana. Shelley,
we appreciate you calling the show. What's something that you're
tired of explaining to people that people will assume that

(01:02:14):
because my husband and I have five kids, that they're
not our hours They always ask, oh, so this is
his yours doing off together, and then no, it's all ours.
That is an interesting one that I could see would
be something that comes up. Yeah, Amy, I would assume too,
because you're white, your kids aren't that you constantly have

(01:02:34):
to explain to people, oh that I'm their mom. Yeah,
well that it's not constant, but it does happen. They're like,
oh my gosh, where's this kid's mom? And I'm like,
right here, hello, yeah, it's me. Thank you for that, Shelley.
I hope you have an awesome day I see it.
JD in Missouri is on the phone. JD appreciate you, Colin.
What's going on, buddy? Not too much? Are you doing

(01:02:57):
pretty good? So what are you constantly having to explain people? Oh? Man,
either how I lost my leg or how I continue
to do a lot of the same thing. What do
you mean so people will see do you have a
prosthetic leg by the way, Yeah, okay, so people see
the prosthetic leg and do they just say, hey, what happened? Yeah?
How do people approach that with you? We usually really blant,

(01:03:20):
just straight to the point, like what what happened? Well,
I stepped on a bot but it went away the
leg you mean went away? Yeah? How do you like
if or do you want no one even at no
one asks about anything on me? So I don't I
don't know. Do you want people to even ask or
is that something you're like, I just wish people would
leave it alone. The girl an adult? Yeah that rather well,

(01:03:44):
little kids, you're curious, so that doesn't bother me at all.
So that gives it in that a little bit of
wild actor. And they're always like, you're a robot. I'm like, yeah,
I'm a robot. It does anyone because my when I
was younger, my stepsister had a wreck and she has
a prosthetic leg, and so does anyone ever go, hey,
how do you do things with one leg? But you're like, no,
I got two. I just have one that's prosthetic, right, Yeah,

(01:04:07):
that happens. I drive it sick just like the other person,
or just push it with that leg. Yeah, you're like, here,
you got two one. It's not the same as yours.
But I got too, Hi, Jady, I appreciate that call. Man.
I hope you have a I know it's Thursday, but
it kind of feels like it's time for a weekend again.
Oh it's coming, all right, good weekend, you know. Thank you?

(01:04:27):
All right, see you, buddy. Let's go over to Sarah,
who is on the phone. Hey Sarah, thank you for calling.
What would you like to say? Yeah, I um, I'm
a social worker who works um with the homeless population
in Boston, and I am constantly sick of having to explain, Oh,
how I can do how can you do this work?

(01:04:48):
And then follow up explaining that people with sup since
used disorder to inject drugs and live on the street,
that it's a choice and that they could just help
themselves stop doing drugs if they wanted to. It gets
exhausting to have to explain that to everyone once they
hear that I'm a social worker and what they do. Yeah,

(01:05:09):
I can imagine that that's a constant difficult thing because
on a different level and not as intense as yours,
because I'm sure yours is daily I find myself having
to explain to people that addiction, alcohol, drugs, it's a disease.
And sometimes I can see people or and now I'll
just be very generic about it, where they're like, why

(01:05:30):
do they just keep doing that talking about addiction, And
to me, I try not to get irritated at that
because I know that my story is very personal with
it with a mom dying of it, with my dad
and leaving because of it. I don't don't call him
my dad, but for the sake of this story and
it's not them going, you know, I think I'm just

(01:05:52):
gonna stay and being at it because this is cool.
It's not. It's a disease, and it is really hard
to even get a start at it, and sometimes it
takes people eleven times, and sometimes it takes people eleven
times just to realize, Okay, now I'm gonna really start.
And so yeah, you know, on a very personal level,

(01:06:13):
I in a micro compared to your macro. Like I
relate to that because sometimes I get mad and I
have to go never mind, I can't because they only
see it from one side. They only go, well, why
does that person keep drinking? You know, it's bad stuff. Well,
it's not something that they're sitting going. Well, let me
just choose what I'd like to do here. I'd like
to make everybody's life difficult, including my own. I like
to create sadness. No, it's a literal disease, and so

(01:06:37):
that is something too that is difficult. And thank you
for the work that you do. I mean, it takes
people with bigger hearts than mine, for sure, to do
in help like you are. So thank you, Sarah, Thank you.
All right? Did I say anything there that was wrong?
I definitely didn't know you were gonna call when I'm
explaining my irritation. No, absolutely not. It's exhausting that people

(01:07:03):
don't see it as a disease, and I love that
you always try to frame it that way when you
talk about it, because diseases require treatment. And you can't
just like wish away diabetes, just like you can't wish
away alcohol use disorder. Yeah, I think my mom would
have loved to have been clean before she died of
a lot of things. I think she would have loved it.

(01:07:25):
And the only time that I ever had and I
wrote about this in my first book, the only time
that I ever really was like, oh, I kind of
felt that was. There have been a couple instances early
on with security for me, and I had been jumped
and I had been held at gunpoint two different times.
I to my house broken into, and so I've done

(01:07:46):
all these things because I was not sleeping maybe an
hour a night, and as soon as I would close
my eyes, I would see someone attacking me, which is
what had happened. I couldn't shake it. I was going
to therapy and went to my doctor, and I explain
to my doctor, Hey, I have a real fear of
being addicted to something because my uncle died of alcoholism,

(01:08:09):
like literally they found him in a trailer dead when
I was like, I don't know, twenty five. Obviously, my
mom died in her forties, my biological father left, so
it's very prevalent. So I'm scared of it. So that's
why I've never had a drink of alcohol, because I'm
scared I'll love it so much and won't be able
to stop. And so I tell my doctor I don't
want to be addicted or take anything that there's a

(01:08:32):
chance of that, so let's go slow. And he completely
respects it, and we try a couple of things. They
don't work. We try something else and don't work. But
I'm not sleeping at all, and I'm getting sick and
I'm staying sick because if you don't sleep, your body's
not rehabing itself every single night in order to get
back and start the day again. And so he's like, well,

(01:08:52):
there's this version of a sleeping pill, and I know
you've said you don't and I'm like, you know, at
this point, I have to try something, and he's laying
it all out there. We try like a things prior.
So I take the sleeping pill and I become dependent
on it. Not addicted, but dependent to where I would
just always make sure I had it i needed it
if I left, or to make sure I had it
with me. There were nights I didn't take it, but
I just needed to always make sure I had it,

(01:09:15):
and so I got what I feel is pretty dependent.
So it scared me and I said, Okay, I'm done,
I'm not taking sleepill anymore. And I did. I just quit.
No more sleeping pill the end. But I went through
such severe withdrawal from taking that sleeping pill and then
just stopping that I was vomiting. I couldn't see, like
it was so blurry for a couple of days. I

(01:09:37):
it felt terrible. And this is what I remember thinking,
if this is what's happening to me because of a
sleeping pill dependency, I can't imagine what my mom is
going through every time she tries to quit whatever hard
drug I want to say here, I wanted to say

(01:09:57):
a hard drug, but a hard drug or even alcohol,
wellieve an alcohol, Yeah, that's like one of the most
dangerous detoxes. And it to me was I always loved
and understood, but I never really understood and I still don't.
But it was when I just got like a little
little fingernail, little clip of it of going, oh my god,

(01:10:19):
if this is what it's like for just this, I
can see why somebody it's like I can't do this.
This is I feel so bad for so long. I mean,
you feel like I feel like I was gonna die
and so and one more of whatever, we'll fix that,
make that. Oh yeah, you can just you can just
go back to life. You no one's even right, it's
you've been living it. But that was really hard on me.

(01:10:41):
And it was not hard at on me at all
actually at the same time, because people go through real stuff.
But that's when I thought, oh, yeah, I get it.
Why I'm a mom just doesn't go through this for
twelve days of misery whenever, what's on the other side
for her battling it every single day? Not doing so
that to me. Yeah, And I didn't mean to go

(01:11:01):
this way. I think it's pretty good. I like this
this topic in this conversation, but I didn't mean to
go this serious. But Sarah, I appreciate you calling and
kind of putting me on this path. And I hope
you have an awesome rest of the next couple of
days you as well. Happy New Year. Yeah you two, boy,
Let me do one more that's not as serious. Robert
in New York, I appreciate you calling the show. What's
going on, buddy? Hey, I get a lot of people

(01:11:25):
that when I'm traveling and I tell they asked me
where I live, and I'm not the only one in
my area, but everybody assumes that I live in New
York City when I live in Upstate New York, which
is about three hours three to four hours away. That's funny.
And it's like I got to explain where I live.

(01:11:46):
If I said, Robert, what are you from? You said
New York Yankees games, I would do that too, ease.
I'm an idiot. Well, Robert, I appreciate that. I hope
you have a great day you too, all right, see
you a buddy. All right. That's that on that one
of the mornings where it's hard to open my jaws
because I I slept pretty hard last night. Again, which
rarely happens for me. I haven't had dreams that weren't

(01:12:09):
me getting murdered, which is great. I wake up and
go add dreams. Well, my dog's escaped. That was my dream,
so it wasn't fun, but it wasn't as bad as
I me breaking in the house to have me today.
That's progress. Well, so when you get good sleep, that
means you probably clench your jaw a lot hard. I'm
over here like taking my fingers and pulling my teeth
apart as hard as possible, just in this whole jaw

(01:12:30):
thing and grinding so hard and clenching is new, like
the last nine months or so. I hope it's like
some superpower I had that I don't realize is developing
inside him, supermiter. Can you all right? Time for the news.
Let's go Bobby's story. A first and update on Buffalo
Bill's player. To marw Hamlin, improvement is the word they're using.

(01:12:53):
Still in the ICU, still in critical condition, but he
was at a really really bad place and now still
in a bad place, but he's going in a positive direction.
We'd like to hear that they're not releasing a lot
of info all the time, but from what we have,
things are going in a good way. It's just crazy.
They had to give two different rounds of CPR to

(01:13:13):
him on the field. That's never happened before, No, not
especially not NFL on TV, and it's just just wild. Well,
you can now live stream your dinner. It's a new
oven that lets you do that. It's from Engadget. Samsung
has developed a new high tech oven that features a
camera inside it, and they detect via camera. Well you

(01:13:34):
can do to improve your cooking, even your cooking settings.
There's even an option to let you take photos of
your mule in the oven and live stream the video
feed to everybody watching. And I'm sure somebody will figure
out a pretty cool way to use that and also
a really bad way to use it too. Oh for sure,
somehow somebody's end up naked on the camera. I don't
know how, you know, somehow somebody's gonna be naked on

(01:13:55):
the oven camera. Okay. Mortgage application volume was down almost
fifteen percent at the end of last last week, which
that is just people applying to buy a house. So
how the market is going the opposite direction, which is
good for buyers, and that the prices are going down
bad for sellers because their values they were sitting there

(01:14:18):
going on and get all. Because the demand is not
as high, you can't sell them for as much. The
problem is what's not good for buyers is that the
interest rates are like six point five percent, So as
house prices go down, the interest rates are still not good.
At the end of twenty twenty one, the rate was
three point three Right now it's at six point five

(01:14:40):
eight percent. Interest rates over thirty years. Yeah, so it's
like six or one half dozen to the other sort
of like, yeah, your mortgage is more that has to
go down. But I'm seeing a lot of people don't
want to buy houses now, even though prices are going down,
not so much because of mortgage rates, but because as
they go well, they're probably gonna keep going down. So

(01:15:02):
why would I want to jump in right now if
on the top of the slide down. So it's keeping
a lot of people from you know, pulling the trigger there. Hey,
we're adults. We just did a segment on morgane trait.
It's never we were interested too. Tell us more, what's
the super station point we're getting? Old boy? People are
eating their Christmas trees. From the New York Post. You

(01:15:23):
can get rid of your Christmas tree by feeding it
to goats. There's different kinds of animals recycling it. Some
people are eating it themselves. Quote, you can eat pretty
much the whole thing, says Julia Joe Gallis, the author
of How to Eat Your Christmas Tree. I mean she
wrote a book about that. Wow, are there enough words
to make a book about how to eat your Christmas tree? Plants?
I guess maybe it's a cookbook with a bunch of pictures.

(01:15:45):
Do we eat trees? I don't think plants. Yeah, but
I know, Amy, Mike, you know hers be out there
munching on a literal tree can replace rosemary, she says,
the needles on the tree can be used as you
would use rosemary or bay leaves. And she recommends putting
sections of the tree itself in the oven until they're charred,
and then use that pineasterra flavor to put in the food.

(01:16:06):
That's a lot of work, got it, I mean, too
much trouble, be honest with you. New York Times guest
column says mating with short people helps the environment. Right,
greatest headline ever. Yeah, that's all. I mean, more power
to short kings. What I'm saying, mating with short people
helps the environment, that's right. The author wrote a piece

(01:16:29):
called Calculation and that if we kept our proportions the same,
that America will save about eighty seven million tons of
food per year. Oh, because sure people eat less, they do. Basically,
that's cute. Ray, that's fabric. I mean, I get it
on the fabric, but I probably eat the exact same
as everybody. Yeah, but you don't know what it's like
to be six foot one. I mean no, my dad's

(01:16:51):
six so you don't. But you don't, buddy, Hey, I
can tell you right now. He would eat three times
while four I have no idea. I don't actually eat
that much. Yeah, make leveto short man, what about a
short woman? I mean it's but short women are normal,
you do. You don't get judged as a short woman
unless you're a very, very very short That's true, Morgan.

(01:17:12):
You are how tall? I am five foot in three
fours of one inch? And I feel like when I
see you, I don't go, well, there was a shorty Morgan.
But when we see Ray and he's five five or
like he's five six, he's not done exact same, Yeah
he is. I'm not convinced he's at inch over five five.
Make levedoor, short man, drink up. A large study finds

(01:17:35):
that not consuming enough water increases your risk of death
by twenty percent. A lot of water stories. New York
Post has this. Imagine, over seven eight years, you put
about thirty three percent less oil lubrication into your car.
Oh yeah, it's bad. It could be oil, it could
be whatever. Winch your water fluid. It could be all
the things you need in your car to have left

(01:17:56):
now thirty three percent less not empty. No, but that
constant an ability to perform is going to hurt it
long term. So just like your car, our human body,
we need that lubrication inside of it. Wow, what a
great analogy. And you're gonna put a littless oil, a
little less water, and you're gonna try. It's gonna try fine,

(01:18:17):
but over time, it's just not gonna be enough over time.
So a little little, little, a little little equals a lot. Ooh.
I like your analogy. And you could use that for
sleep too, because you we keep talking about sleeping water,
sleeping water, and it's like if you left your car,
can't you just left your car running all the time
last and for a long time it would, but can

(01:18:38):
you imagine over three years if it's running constantly, it
would wear itself down. Ransomware attackers apologize for hijacking a
children's hospital. Oh I would be what? Oh? This happened
on Gray's Anatomy last month. A group of hijacker excuse me,
hackers picked a wrong target for a ransomware attack. The
hospital for Sick Children in Toronto was attacked December eight

(01:19:00):
and everything was locked down. Kids could not get their
vital tests or results. On the twenty ninth, they share
that fifty percent of their infot was back, but there
were still a delay in the testing and results. That's
when the hacker is known as lock Bit, apologized to
the hospital and sentim a full decrypt Their apology read
we formally apologized for the attack on sick kids and
give back the decryptor for free. The partner who attacked
this hospital violated our rules, is blocked and is no

(01:19:22):
longer in our affiliate pro there's an affiliate for hacker.
I need acker, I need I need like a hacker
on a goon? Okay, how do I hire those? Out
of all our listeners, there's got to be two out there.
I'm looking to hire a hacker on a goon. You
gotta be out there. What am I don't know? Which
is crazy that they? I guess they have boundaries, you know. Well,
it's crazy that there are different affiliates for this hacker group,

(01:19:45):
just like there are Burger Kings, Yeah, affiliates. Franchises, Yeah,
there's one of jacksonisipy they're just franchise it out. Crazy um,
there's a story, and I almost didn't do this if
you stick with not washing your body at USTs. That's
according to this woman who claims to know a lot

(01:20:06):
about the human body and microbiomes. And she says that
eventually enough bacteria develops on the body where it just
adjusts and you don't need to clean yourself as much.
And so as this is an interesting story, I also
get it sent to me with a headline from Lunchbox going,
I only shower thirty seven times in twenty twenty two,
and I don't smell bad, And then he linked the

(01:20:26):
story as well, there's no way you only shower thirty
seven times in the whole year, not even every week. Okay,
I mean, what's wrong with that? But you didn't do
I smell? Maybe you don't smell to you. You know,
if you're in someone's house, you're like, this kind of
smells Meever, they don't smell because they live there, they're
used to it. I mean next, I mean every day,

(01:20:47):
why did you this morning walk in early and go
it's a little early for that lunchbox? Oh, because he
was taking his shirt off. He was changing shirts, like
right here, right next to my face. So his moley
back was about too early for the molest it away
from my face, but I didn't smell him though he
didn't sell. Hey, why are you gotta make fun of
my moles? That's those are just natural birth the moles.
Around seven am is that one of the DiCaprio forty

(01:21:13):
eight years old may have a new twenty three year
old girlfriend. Good for him to him, I mean, what
a dude, why are they always twenty three? At some
point that's gonna get a creepy story. What at some
point some people would think it is. I don't think
forty and twenty three is so creepy, right, yeah? Yet,
And I also think he's probably not had to evolve
as an adult, so his everyday living age is probably
not forty eight. Yeah, I mean, do you see what

(01:21:34):
he does every day? They're just outing yachts. I mean,
what a life he works? Yeah, he's never once in
a while, But I'm saying I'm not gonna argue with you.
He's out on a yacht with a bunch of chicks
and bikinis. I mean, live it up, you live it up.
New Ai listens to toilet sounds to detect diarrhea. Oh
a design for a diarrhea detector that could alert health

(01:21:56):
officials to disease outbreaks. Oh my, recently presented by engineers
from Georgia Tech Research Institute. No, you're not putting that
in my toilet. Yeah either, big brothers like, okay, we
got to find a new way to get in exactly,
or they're going to Once this goes, everyone goes, okay,
well we're gonna need to use your diarrhea detector to
also get in because they're listening to it every height, everything.

(01:22:19):
And then finally, a three thousand, three hundred dollars self
driving stroller is said to be the next rich parent
must have. Guys, that's gonna malfunction. It's not. They're worried
about adults and Tesla's babies, babies on sidewalks, get out
of here. The parents stays with it for now, okay,
for now, self driving because its own walk exactly, or like,

(01:22:43):
because have you ever tried to run and push push
the stroller at the same time. I've not. Why would
What if I said yesterday that I never had a
baby and I've done it, Like it's really hard. Yeah,
it's so hard. So like this I could see this
coming in handy of like I went for a job today,
but I didn't have to push the stroller, just rode
alongside me. Or you set the stroller at a pace
and you have to keep up with it. Run. Yeah,

(01:23:04):
and if you don't, you lose the baby game. Yeah,
good reality show. I want to play the game Life
or Death. I want to go seven minute, thirty second mile.
You go, and if you don't, maybe it goes away.
Hey you fall, it's over if you pick. The selections
are okay? Do I want to do lose the baby?
Do I want to do baby? Chase wanted? Yeah? But

(01:23:26):
three thousand, three hundred bucks. That's from the New York Post,
and that is the news story, Hanner. What is your problem?
Or maybe there isn't one, But what's the beef with me? So?
I'm a long time listener, first time caller. This is
the first time I've gotten through. So I have followed

(01:23:50):
everyone on the show for quite a while on Instagram,
and I noticed I wasn't seeing your posts anymore. So
I searched you, thinking that I didn't unfollow you and
your name won't show up anywhere. Did I block? Maybe
you deleted your I thought maybe you deleted your account
and then I looked on all my families and you're
still there. So I'm assuming you blocked me. But I

(01:24:11):
have no idea. Why were you an idiot in my comments? No? No, no,
definitely not. There's no reason I would have blocked you
unless you did something to deserve to be blocked. Now
I can search him real quick and see, okay, well,
let me what's your name? Tanner Grover picks on Instagram

(01:24:33):
T A N N E R G R O v
R like Grover the sesame street guy. Yep, Tanner Grover
picks p I C S Yep. Okay, Tanner Grover picks.
Got block happy one day? No, I see him. Tanner
Grover Picks It says, yeah, I blocked him. Oh but

(01:24:56):
for a reason. Oh I don't block so many people.
If you come in my my comm and you're an
idiot at all, I don't. That's my house. I come
to my house and be an idiot and just be like, yeah,
I continue on if you want. I don't know why
Tanner Here's what he says. I am. This is what
he writes in his profile description. I'm obsessed with finding
giant mule deer DM me for Prince. All the pictures
are taken in Utah. I mean his deer are huge. Well,

(01:25:18):
I don't know. I can't see that blocked him. Oh yeah,
that's right, Tanner. What would you have done for me
to block you? Do you write him my comments? No?
I DM you a lot to try and get your attention.
That might have been it. Well, I'm gonna unblock him
and see what his comments are to me. It's all
bad stuff. I'm not even acting like he's like idiot.

(01:25:38):
You will respond, my dear. Okay, So if I go
to message from Tanner Grover, there's a lot, Oh boy, No,
nothing bad though. He's um have a pair of shoes
up and he's making he's kind of making fun of
shoes a little bit. Does he think he's you? That's
not him? Can I meet you in Nashville? On April

(01:25:58):
twenty six, he asked that I missed the show come
home already? That's from vacation. That's a little time. Why
wasn't one side cooked about a toaster? Yeah no, Tanner,
it looks pretty good here. You must have done something though,
But I'll unblock you, okay, buddy, Okay, sounds good Merry Christmas.
But he's on probation. Now, Hey, Tanner, when you get
off the phone, d you m him? Say thanks? Okay, Okay,

(01:26:23):
I gotta block him again. That's something the maniacal laugh there.
He's have to know. Good Okay, Tanner, Thanks buddy. I
don't know why I blocked you, but let's be good. Okay, Hey,
thank you, all right, buddy, bye bye. But he had
to have done something, yeah, because I don't just block
for no reason. You have slipped. No, you have to
go through like channels the year. I'm pretty good on

(01:26:44):
the old finger, you know what I mean. All right,
let's go over Janelle and Alabama. You were on the show, Janelle.
What's going on? Hey, Bobby Bones, I worked with the public.
Good Morning Studio Morning. I worked with the public, and
I was talking about lunch bobs. But taking the shower. Well,
there's this lady that comes in the story every day

(01:27:05):
and she mails all full bad. I need to know
what to do about it. I'll do if I do,
If I do anything about it, nothing. I mean, she
may be embarrassed. I'm sure she is, if she even
knows it all. I don't think that's really your role.
I know it's you know, you could, depending on how

(01:27:29):
far you wanted to go in a very nice way,
you could say, hey, I see around here a lot
just I don't know what you could bring up that
she does, but I got your a little gift bag here.
And it doesn't have to all be close like cleaning stuff.
It could be a mixture of stuff, a little deodorant,
little soap, also a gift card to Panera for ten bucks,
just little things to help. But you can include a
couple of things in there that possibly could help her
that maybe she doesn't have the money to get. But

(01:27:51):
if you just go, hey, Stinky, come here, that ain't
gonna be good. And if you just give her a
bag of stuff, you're like, hey, I got this for you, Stinky.
That ain't gonna be good. But if you can almost
camouflage it in a nice gesture, there's a possibility that
could help. Otherwise, you know, we say it an't your chili. Yeah,
so you can't really eat it, Okay, So that's very

(01:28:11):
kind of you to think about helping her. It sounds
like that it's a selfless deal where you just feel
bad that maybe she doesn't know. Yeah I do feel
bad about it, and I never I would never be
mean to her in any way that you know, any way,
I'd never be mean to her. But I was just
trying to get some input on how to go about it,
you know. Yeah, And I don't think you would be
being mean purposefully, but I could see where I would

(01:28:33):
be insulted and have my feelings hurt one or the
other even if you weren't being mean. Could be like, oh,
using a stink. I'm so embarrassed. I don't know how
I'm gonna lash out. So that's why these guys don't
tell me I stink here, even though never never, Nope,
even though I might. Who Emperor has no clothes? Yeah,
I would do. That little gift bagfull of all kinds
of stuff would work, wonders, probably in many ways. Okay, okay, okay,

(01:28:55):
thank you so much. Did you know, have a great day. Later,
this woman blows about third teen thousand bucks on vet
bills because her cat something wrong, and the vet said, hey,
your cat is blank. He said, I know you've spent
thirteen thousand dollars on vet bills, but I hate to
tell you your cat is a blank. Wow. Yeah, we'll

(01:29:17):
fill that in the next segment and hopefully I can
get to the segment where Ray had a medical procedure done. Now,
somebody on the Eddie Eddie wants to have the same
medical procedure done, and I just want to talk about
it because it's amazing. It's weird. I don't We'll just
talk about it, okay. I one blew through about thirteen
thousand dollars on vet bills because she's very concerned about

(01:29:39):
her cat. You guys can fill in the blank her.
In the end, the vet said, ma'am, your cat is
blank Amy dead, Eddie dying. Oh, that would be weird.
That would just be sad though, Like Amy's makes sense
because it would be like weird, Like I've done all
this work, but your cat's been dead for a year. Yeah, ma'am,
I'm sorry to tell you what You're cat is dying. Well,

(01:30:01):
that's got some money. That's just sad. Yeah, lunchbox, there's
a dog. What Okay, that's a dog. You've never seen
cat dog back in the day. Now you're talking about
the cartoon to cat dog. That's a cartoon. Cat dog
is awesome. Abigail Lakers her name. She got a cat
she named a cat, Moose. She kept taking Moose in

(01:30:21):
over and over again, thirteen thousand dollars in vet bills
because of all of the messed up breathing Moose was doing.
She was like, Moose is dying, Moose is Moose is
sick Mooses and that goes. Here's the diagnosis. Your cat
just breathes weird. Oh, ain't nothing wrong? Your cat is weird. No.
Thirteen thousand dollars later, the cat gets diagnosed as weird. Weird.
I was told that for free all my life. Wow weird.

(01:30:44):
It cost me anything to do that. Here's a voicemail
from Liz in Virginia. I got a question for you.
I'm catching up on a podcast from yesterday when you
guys came back, and I'm curious as to why you
can say lunchboxes show that out of Hell but not
Eric Church's song Hell of a View. Jeff curious. Love
the show. It's a good point. It's a terrible point. Actually,

(01:31:06):
I don't curse, not because I think I'm better than
it now. It's just a game I played with myself.
I have a cursing probably four years or so, used
to curse, like hearing cursing, but when I write either
books or jokes, I don't ever want to have to
lean on going to profanity as a crutch out. I
don't want to actually say a curse word on this show. Now.
I have my own definition of what curse words are.

(01:31:27):
The words are talking with F and s and you
go through the list. But bat out of hell. Hell
is a place. The bat's out of hell. Hell is
a place. Look at the Bible. Oh yeah, talking about hell. Now,
if you were to talk about Eric Church's song hell
of a review, that is a description, oh being used
in a way where that word is going. It's it's

(01:31:50):
a adjective. Yeah, it's giving it some sort of description.
What if they spell it? I know, I don't know
how he sells it. Not the uva of a view,
hull of a view, and I don't that's all it is.

(01:32:11):
I just there's a difference to me, and I would
say that one version of it is considered a curse
word of one version is not. What about like hey
you go to I mean that's bad. That is I
don't want to say. But it's like, hey you go
to two plow. Yeah, okay, it's a place, but that's
a mean thing. To say, but it's not a curse word,
got it. Thank you appreciate that there's a difference. There's

(01:32:34):
a difference, but thank you for the call, Thank you
for listening. Go to the podcast today. The whole show
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Show wherever you podcast now. On this show, we try
to we tend to do a lot of nutty things.

(01:32:55):
Ray Mundo has been going to all kinds of weird
doctors for different things like hair. He was getting shocked
in his head. Right, it's not shocked, it's put blood.
It's my own blood in my head. It just is
that less weird or more. I think they're already blood
in your head, shocking brain. I don't know, it's weird
all the way around. Okay, does it work? It just shown, Yeah,
it'll it'll help your hair to grow up there. Okay.

(01:33:17):
So he's been doing that and that would have been
my first guest, because Eddie also struggles at times with
hair loss. That's not it's not it. I'm not putting
blood in my head. What is Raven doing? Though? That
makes you go, I gotta do that, guys. He wasn't
able to hear out of his right ear for like
two weeks, so he went to the doctor and they
shot this water, like tiny little water hose or whatever
into his ear and out came about he says, three

(01:33:40):
fourths of a cup of fluid, gunk and kinds of
stuffs discussed. Yeah, I had to take a picture because
it was that gross. Is it like one of those
vacuums are like, look how this and it's like all gross,
But it's really just some trick. No, or it's not
really from your ear. No, No, it's from my ear.
I felt it come out, and now he can hear.
He says, he can hear everything now. Yeah, So for

(01:34:00):
thirty they put droplets in it for thirty minutes. It
just tickled. I wanted to itch it so bad. He said,
do not touch your ear for thirty minutes, and I'm
telling you, it's gonna feel amazing. And then he blew
it out in that relief. I can't compare it to
really anything. It was epic. What about comparing it to
take you know, yeah, maybe yeah, maybe what yeah? Yeah
yeah yeah, Okay? How much it was seventy one dollars
insurance didn't cover. Unfortunately, where is it? Your a doctor? No,

(01:34:23):
you go anywhere, a minute clinic, anyplace. He went to
a medic clinic to do this. But but how do
you know that they're gonna do that? Because I told
him there's something in there? Blow it out? You walked in, Hey, everybody,
they're still doing there, blow it out? Stat and they did. Yeah,
they do what it was? They said it possibly is
an ear infection, Maybe it was, who knows, but I
can hear. I got a feeling that I went to
the doctor. They wouldn't know exactly what that was. No,
you tell him an ear blow can I get Hey?

(01:34:45):
Will you guys get this the video or the picture? Oh?
You don't want to see that picture? Crazy? I think
they're like three flies in there. Yeah. Oh, there's like
old stuff in the nineties. There's like a Lego and
and a Game Boy car. Trash stuff is so ray.
Get Eddie the information of where you went and Eddie,

(01:35:06):
if you go and they do the same thing to you,
I may go, but I'm curious if there's because generic
people there right, yeah, no, it's a doctor. But he
says you're supposed to do it every year. News to me.
Never knew that. Okay, well, I think changing your oil.
This is amazing. Thank you for sharing that, ray Eddio,
you up next. I am. I'm definitely I want to
do this, and I want to do it after you're done.
If they do it again, you got it. I want
them to do all the holes. Wait wait, no, no, no,

(01:35:28):
so they only do your ear. But I got a
feeling I thing you do to one thing, do it
all down? Sorry up to day. This story comes to
us from Brownville, New York. A thirty five year old
man was driving down the highway and all of a sudden,
the snowstorm comes boom traps his car. He's like, what
am I gonna do? Oh, there's a school right there,

(01:35:49):
So he goes and breaks into the high school, stays
for three days cooking in the home X shop, shooting hoops,
goes back to his car. When the snow melts, it's
been towed, so it goes school and steals their snowplow
and breaks into a gun store. That the last part
was kind of weird so far. I'm like, I get
it good for him, and he needs a gun store,

(01:36:14):
so they bust them in the gun store stealing guns
with the snowplow outside. Wow. You know, if I'm a judge.
Up until the gun part, I'm like, I get it.
In necessity, you need to do this, But he's got
seven twelve gages now and that could be problematic. Okay,
I'm Lunchbox. That's your bone head story of the day.
I know I mentioned this briefly, but I ran out

(01:36:35):
of time, Lunchbox, when you went home for the holidays,
and there's always been what you say, is this awkward
vibe with your mother in law where you think she
flirts with you, where you think she is attracted to
you even though you're her daughter's husband. Yes, did anything
like that happen this year? Yeah? So I was taking
a nap on the couch and all of a sudden,

(01:36:57):
I hear click, click click, like when you know you
have your sound up on your phone when you take
a picture, you can hear it clicking. And I wake
up and she's sitting in the chair next to the couch,
and I said, are you taking pictures of me? And
she goes, secret pictures and then she walked out of
the room. So she was taking pictures of you sleeping. Yes,
So do you think it's because she thinks it's hilarious

(01:37:21):
how you sleep, because you do drool in your head
like hangs with extra gravity somehow. Yeah, I already think
she thinks you're sexy. No, No, I think she was
just getting a picture to like have a picture on
her phone, like, oh, I got him in a sleep,
you know, sleeping state. Yeah, I don't know, but it
was just like huh. And I never brought it up
again because she left the room and I don't have
access to her phone, so I can't see if she

(01:37:43):
has the pictures on there and what she did with
them a lunchbox file, Like why do you think she
took it, honestly in your heart of hearts, Oh, just
because she hadn't seen me in a while, so she
wanted an updated pick of me to happen. But there's
pictures of you on the internet that's updated easily. I
don't know. Why would you say secret pick? That's what
she said. I said, are you taking pictures of me?
She goes secret picture? You consider this flirting? I mean,

(01:38:07):
I'm asleep on the couch taking a nap and she's
taking I mean, who else does that? What would happen
if you your wife's gone? Yeah, wife's gone, like your mother,
she's like left for a few days. Okay, and it's
just you in the mother in law at the house
and you walk to your mother law. You take her
by the hand, you say, oh, shoot, let's go. Yeah,

(01:38:30):
she'd like which room? I can't stop it? Do you
really believe that? Yeah? And there's a father in law involved, right, Yeah,
he wouldn't be there. I don't know. I think sometimes
he tries to send me messages. Do you think he's
jealous of her? Attracted she's attracted to you? Yeah? Yeah,
Sometimes I feel like he's giving me the cold shoulder.
What about your daughter or excuse me, his daughter, which

(01:38:51):
is your wife? She tells me I'm crazy, so she
doesn't believe her mom hitting. But I mean when I'm
sitting in the recliner one year and she walked by
and rubs my head, like, what is that? A quick
list of things she's done to show you that she
likes you. Uh, she rubbed your head once, she rubbed
my head. What else is she secret pictures? Secret pictures
to give you a massage one time? Like, well, that
was shoulder, that was the head. She did the head. Oh.

(01:39:13):
And then she told me, Um, what did she tell me?
I'm trying to think of the exact wording, like, I
don't want to mess this out. This is very important
that outphit looks nice on you. Oh. She like, like
what put emphasis on and he's part of the word. Um,
say it again, she said, alphit looks nice. Yeah, And

(01:39:34):
I was like okay. And she told me when I
was at the pool one time, I really like your swimsuit.
That was blurting. That is definitely flirting because it's just
your swim Does your mother in law ever tell you
she likes your swims? Never told me that. She ever
told you that outphit looks nice on No. No she
ever rubbed your head. No, No, she ever taken pictures

(01:39:55):
when you're asleep. I don't think so. Well, we're starting
to started going to my side. We're coming around. Let
me just say that we're coming around. Well, thank you
for sharing it being vulnerable with us man, I'm glad
to get it off my chest because I didn't even
tell my wife about the secret pictures. Thank you, thank you,
have a great day. We will see you tomorrow dance
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