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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Alas, Yeah, I'd love to hear it. Welcome to Thursday Show.
I am good. Yeah, all right, let's go first over
to Eddie. He calls himself a basketball coach, but this
season most of his games aren't even close. Here he
is ready, everybody, guys, I have a huge conflict. So

(00:32):
on Sunday coming up, the Dallas Cowboys, my favorite football
team in the whole wide world. They're playing a playoff
game against San Francisco forty nine ers. I cannot wait.
This is huge. But it's also my son's birthday. He's
not a huge Cowboys fan. He says he wants to
go to dinner, probably around the time the game is.
He wants to go to a movie. It's his day.

(00:52):
I get it. He's gonna turn fifteen years old. It's
a big deal. But guys, this is once in a lifetime.
Is he open negotiation? Meaning? Could you make his birthday
even better if you did it to day before and
some on Sunday? Like, could you spread his birthday out
do even more? If he didn't take up that evening?
I think I can. I just have to play my cards, right,
I have to kind of word it right. I have

(01:13):
to maybe bribe him real big on Saturday. Yeah, that's
the bribe, is that, Hey, I and your son's very smart,
very smart. I would say, you know, the Cowboys are
playing Sunday night. It's your birthday. Now, do you want
to have a all day Saturday affair, multiple things, and
then do some stuff on Sunday as well for your
birthday and then we watch the game. Or do you

(01:33):
want to just do something stupid on Sunday night? Stupid? Yeah,
that's not a bad idea. I do think if I
were him, though, and it was my birthday, I would
take more if it were Saturday and early Sunday than
just Sunday. Hey, maybe a little bit of Friday. Now
we're talking. Come on, yeah, now, don't negotia get yourself though,
don't there unless he said that, and I think you
tell him, hey, I'm gonna send your friends in you

(01:55):
out to dinner in a movie. That way, you're he
feels like he's stay smart for that, and I want
to spend time with because he but but I think
he will like and understand. Okay, that's offered me a
deal here, Okay, way better and he still gets through
something on his birthday Sunday day and then you can
do something Sunday evening while you watch the game. We
can also have Cowboys cake. I love it. You just
have to really make it work. Let me write it out,

(02:17):
rehearse a few times, and I'm gonna try it. That's
a problem. Don't rehearse it. What do you mean talk
to him like an adult? Oh? Not, like, hey, son,
come over here. I have this idea. But I think
he'll take it. He's a smart kid. I'd take it
all right, all right, Thank you. Eddie always with the
most outrageous things to say. And some listeners wish he'd
go away. It's lunchbox, everybody. I got some devastating news

(02:41):
the other day, guys. I mean it hit me, shook
me in the core, like made me cry a little bit,
tear up in my eyes. I went to go visit
my fellow cast members of Bat Out of Hell Las Vegas.
You went over there when you went to Vegas? Yeah,
like to the theater? Yeah, because I was like, hey man,
i'm here, might as well go say hello? Did you
tell anybody and Sam coming? Or just walk over? No?
I just walked over. I thought, Oh surprise, I'm here.

(03:04):
I thought you'd find did you think you'd get in? Well, yeah,
they know me, they all know me. He was okay.
I just would never think doing a one time stint
with no words people would remember, or that I'll be
getting in the way. That's me. I always feel like
I'm putting people out. But anyway, you know, they were
all you know, they talked to me before and after,
and they tweeted me and on Instagram. So I went
over there to say hello, see how things were going.

(03:26):
Guys Bad Out of Hell's been canceled. The show's been pulled.
Did you know that, Eddie? Yeah, I mean I saw
the poster, the post after the fact, it was like done,
they canceled, done, done, no longer, no more show is it?
Because it ran its course and did so many sold
out shows and made so much money they possibly couldn't
make any more money. No, no, no no. I went and

(03:47):
there was and they told me it was no longer
there and so then I did some research and it
got pulled at their short run, one of the shortest
in Vegas history. Oh god, it is terrible. Las Vegas
is bad at a hill closing citing financial troubles. Oh yeah, um,
and they say, they say it all went downhill when

(04:09):
a homeless guy got on stage and had no words
riding a motorcycle. Oh so it was an emotional moment.
I was like, man, I felt for my fellow cast
members and like my whole production crew. They lost their
jobs though, gosh it was terrible. I was so. I
was like, oh, yeah, it's hilarious if I drop in,
and I just like meat meat Loaf is that big
of an artist to do a whole production around. I

(04:29):
think that's partially the issue. It's like we're basing it
around meat Loaf. I know one meat Loaf song for real. Yeah,
I would do any thing for love. Other than that,
it's like, we're gonna do it an hour and a
half a meat Loaf songs, couldn't I couldn't tell you
the name of those songs. We are, but I'm sad
to hear that lunch box Yeah, well the one in
Europe it was like three hours long. Oh maybe he's

(04:49):
big in Europe. Maybe they have a siesta manus. Just
if you guys could think about me at this time
and like, Okay, I'm sorry, it's a little bit nicer
because I'm emotional. You are emotional. Yes, okay, lunch mark,
I started to hear that thank you all good? Yeah, okay,
she does the every day she does the pile, and
some say she has the best style here she is Amy.

(05:11):
Maybe what could be therapeutic for a lunchbox to be
to write down what he's feeling about this and let
it go and either flush it down the toilet or
burn it in his fireplace, because that's what I've been doing,
the things I need to surrender and let go up.
Although I will say fire is more therapeutic because last
week I flush something felt good, didn't know it could

(05:33):
feel better until this week I burned it. Will you
flush things down the toilet? Well, you make sure you
rip it up. So wait, if you have like an
issue or a sadness or even a fear something, write
it down. You write it out can be very therapeutic.
What for you? It might just be a few words,
or it could be a whole pages and pages of

(05:54):
stuff and then you just surrender it. You let it
go because you don't want it to have or to
control you in a way. So if I write down
I'm scared of snakes, and then I flush it down
the toilet, I won't be scared of snakes. I'm not
saying that. It's not that type of fear, right, It's
not like a practical thing you do to actually make
it go away, but it is when you're in your

(06:15):
head about something. Yeah, it's more of a symbol. Oh
so with that though, like I'm releasing this from myself
and then you do it. I don't know. I think
it's cuckoo, but I understand why it's a thing. Do
you feel like it helps? Yeah, I feel ten out
of turn recommend its therapeutic lunch box is legitimately scared
of snakes. So that's not what I'm talking about. I
mean other things, and for you, for everybody might look

(06:37):
different physically, Yeah, she said fear. So I just when
I heard that, I thought, okay, I can write this
down and I worry about clogging the toilet. Okay, Well,
she said, you're writing down paper, you should probably burn it.
But I said, if you do toilet, make sure it's
just like one thing and you rip it up a lot,
or maybe write it on toilet paper and plush. That's tough.
Thought does not alight from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He's a

(06:58):
coach on NBA two. Okay, and on the headset. It's
crazy what people say, Bobby Bones. I gonna tell you.
Ever see those posts like I was today years old
when I learned this. Yeah, and all those are mostly
about things that you should have learned a long time ago,
but somehow you missed it and you just learned it
and it's late. I had one of those yesterday on

(07:19):
my Apple TV. It goes, your charger is low, charger
battery and I'm like, I don't know where do I
get a charger battery. I've never seen that before. I'm
a screen So where do I buy a the remote?
The remote battery? Where do I buy a remote battery?
Because it's a little black Apple remote right with a
little circle that oh everybody guy's Apple TV remote. Okay,
may not be describing it perfect, but Apple TV got

(07:40):
a remote, a little black thing. It's got the two
buttons and the one big one on top. Do you
ever have it say it's running dead? No? Yeah, yes, okay,
no idea. You plug it into the phone charger. That's
how charges back up. Yeah, I'm aware of this, but
because also that's that's the only way I've been able
to use it. But how has it been getting charged
in your house? I think kaylin Is Smarten knows on

(08:02):
the charger. You've just never encountered it. Never, I've never
seen that before. And I popped up while I'm watching
Dark and I was like, the remote's gonna die. We
need to order a new remote. And she laughed, thought
I was kidding, And I was like, what or is
there a new battery? Because those air tags out a
new battery in it, they'll watch battery and she goes, no,
Look she grabs it, shows me the bottom of it.

(08:23):
She goes, you just charge it. Oh wow, Yeah, I
didn't know that. You didn't either. No, I wonder how
many other things are done for you guys just by
your wife's no idea that they're even doing well. I
would say, though difference for me I was single at all.
It's thirty nine, so I probably had to learn how
to do most things. Where Eddie has been married what nine?

(08:44):
He got married at age nine? No, I've been married
for seventeen years. She's probably done a lot of stuff
for you. Do you have no idea? Absolutely? I just
didn't do stuff like get more than four forks? Did
you know that underneath the oven. You know that that's
where you store all the cookie sheets and everything that's
actually used for the oven. It's not storage. Yeah, yeah,
I knew that. All my pants are down there, like

(09:06):
everything I've never used. It's like, man, we got some
good warm pants. Man, we bought these at all. I
didn't know that it's time to open up the mail
bag get something well year, Bobby Bones. I heard you
talking recently about how the best time to buy a

(09:26):
TV is right now. I've had my eye on a
new seventy inch TV for months that's over a thousand bucks,
but my wife says we cannot spend that much money
on a TV. I had the idea of buying the
TV from my annual Super Bowl party and then returning
it and getting my money back. The store has a
policy that I can return within fifteen days for a
full refund. I'm about to run the idea by my wife,

(09:49):
but I wanted to hear your thoughts first. How can
I get her on board? Signed TV? Terry, Well, I'm
not gonna answer how you can get her on board,
because you shouldn't get her on board. That rule is
not so you can go and borrow a TV for
the super Bowl and then take it back. That's being
dishonest because when you pay for it and you buy it,
you're you could go rent one, but then you have

(10:12):
to pay for that. You don't get your money back.
It's less money. You can go rent a big TV,
do it with integrity, use the TV, have a party,
take it back. But if you buy one, you're telling
them I'm buying this to have I'm paying this money,
and then when you take it back you get all
the money back. So you got a product and a
service and pay nothing for it. That's being dishonest. So
you should not do that. And secondly, what if you
break it? Oh yeah, they'll probably still take it back though. Honestly,

(10:36):
now I want to do this. I know you don't.
I don't. You can't. You can't do it. You can't
do it, TV Terry. You don't go to your wife lunchbox,
TV Terry, been there, done that. It works great. There's
no need to get the wife on board because you're
gonna take it back. So you show up with your house,
bring the TV in, put it up. She yells at.
You can be like, honey, it'll be gone in fifteen days,
no problem. And you take it back, you get your

(10:58):
money back. You have a great super Bowl party, you
have a great TV, and heck, your wife may see
that TV up there and be like, maybe we should
keep that. So it's a win win. There's no need
to go to your wife. Just go to the store
and do your deal. You don't think it's dishonest, though.
There's what is dishonest about it. You bought it, you
try it, didn't buy it, and you're not buying it.
You didn't buy it, but you're not trying it that
you might keep it. You're literally what do you say

(11:18):
when you return it? You're literally going to get it
to use it and take it back. Yeah. Oh man,
you know, I just didn't work out. That's a lie.
It didn't work out exactly like you thought it would.
Super Bowl is awesome. Yeah, you watched it. Now you
returned it. It did. Do you ever wear clothes? Leave
tag on? Take cloth? I mean I had an alarm
clock in college. It broke. Guess what I did. Went

(11:38):
to the store, bought the exact same alarm clock, got
the new one out, put the old one in, took
it back, said hey it doesn't work. You have my
money back. Yeah, that's fraud. You mean, don't understand it.
I mean, but then you have an alarm clock that works, yes,

(12:00):
and I got my money. You got your money back,
So you basically stole. No. I paid for it, and
then I got the new one, put it on my
you know, bedside table, and put the old one in
the box, took it back and said, hey, it doesn't work,
got my money back. And it's sort of like if
you buy it, but you got a new clock, yeh,
could you use the other one for a whole lot
of time? You basically stole one way or the the other.
You you just take the broken one and say, hey,
this broke and swamp it out for a new I

(12:22):
don't know if they'd do that, but I didn't know.
You didn't. I do know that, like Costco will take
anything back, Like so you can take you can have
a TV for ten years like Eddie did. Okay, I
did that. I did that one time. My idea. It
was my dad's idea. It wasn't mine. What I'm saying.
My dad he saw my old TV and he had
just broken. He's like, you know, Costco has a return policy,
Like did you get it at Costco? Yeah? Like a

(12:43):
long time ago, and we went back. It's like, yeah, man,
this thing's not working. Ten year old TV. Guess what
around the top of it got a new TV. You
know what, they said, go pick out a new one exactly.
So there's nothing wrong with the TV. Terry hold on.
But what Eddie did was according to their policy, even
though Gray yeah, Gray, But but Lunchbox, this is totally different.

(13:07):
This is not part of the policy where you can
get a TV use it with the intention of just
bringing it back. People do it all the time. I've
done it. I bought shoes warmed order people all the time.
I bought shoes warm door wedding took him back. Yeah, yeah,
hear you, TV Terry. I say, you don't do that, Amy, No, Eddie,
don't do it, man, it's wrong Lunchbox TV Terry do it. Man. No,

(13:29):
if I was your wife, I would be so unattracted
to you if that's who how you chose to do it.
I don't mean her to be attracted to meet her
on the Super Bowl, Okay, she means a general Okay,
you guys want to email less, you can. Morgan, what's
the email address? Mailbag at Bobby Bones dot com okay,
close it up, we got your clothes. So Bobby Bones

(13:52):
Show interviews. In case you didn't know, his name is
Chase Beckham. I met him originally on American Idol, was
men tour on that show for four years and spent
a lot of time with him. You know, he was
living at home, had a really rough stint in his life.
He lost everything. He was driving a forklift. He had
talked about his struggle with alcohol and playing bars, but

(14:15):
had just kind of moved back home and said, well
things aren't going so good, so see it. Let me
see if I can start over. His mom was like, hey, dude,
why don't you go in audition for American Idol. And
he didn't have enough money to buy a decent guitar,
so his family gathered a bunch of cash. I think
it was like seventeen hundred bucks in donations. They bought
him a guitar. He played that one on the show.

(14:38):
He went on the show and he crushed it. From
California's country guy like to fish and sing, and he's
here today. He's really good. Chase Beckham now here on
the Bobby Bones Show. On the Bobby Bones Show. Now,
Chase how you been buddy good man. It's good you
were coming in and obviously we know each other, and
you'll have to pardon me for this. I don't ever

(14:58):
remember who wins Idol and I worked on the show.
I didn't know. I was like, I was like, man,
Chase should have really won that show. Then I look,
you won the show. Yeah. That was one of those
times where I was like, the person who should have
won it won it. I mean, I guess that's why
I wasn't sure, because usually I'm like, oh, man, that
person was really good. They're going to do really well
after this show. But maybe true. But you yeah, yeah, yeah,

(15:19):
you came into that show and you're just such a
good singer. But where did you cut your teeth? Like
where did you do all of your singing? Um? Well, man,
I really learned how to singing like backyard parties and
like in dive bars and uh, you know, playing party
music and we do covers and reggae music. And where'd
you get your first guitar? Like? How old? And where
I was? Three? I was three when I got my

(15:40):
first one? And three how you play a guitar? Three? Well,
I was a big hid so I was playing guitars
at my grandmother's house that were like you know, old
hand me downs that were just way too big. So
she got me this little like classical nylon acoustic guitar.
I still have it. When I was about three years old. Yeah,
and that was like my first instrument that I learned

(16:03):
how to play. And was it always music to you then?
Did you do you always feel like that was at
least something you were going to do, even if it
wasn't the only thing you were doing. Um, I was.
I mean, I'm horrible football player, horrible basketball player. I'm
bad at school, you know, just about everything else that
you could, you know, want to be good at, I'm not.
So I tried my look at songwriting and singing and stuff,

(16:23):
but I couldn't sing growing up. You know. It wasn't
like something that was like just I stumbled upon it
and it was like you weren't good. Oh it was
bad for a while, you know, trying to learn how
to sing, and like, um, I wasn't like a naturally
just like gifted singer. You know. I tried for a
long time to sing in ways that worked for me,
I feel like, and then whenever people were like, oh
it sounds good. I was like really surprised. So, so

(16:45):
does that mean there's still a chance I could be
a good singe. I'm inspired by your story that I
still can do it. I've tried to tell people that,
but then people are like, no, I'm tone deaf, like
it's not possible, and I'm like, well, you know, there's
definitely things that factor into it, but yeah, if you
practice long enough. I think that, Like when I did
the vocal coaches on Idol, like that was a nightmare
because they were just like, you're doing it all wrong,

(17:08):
because they're coming from like a traditional classical style of
teaching how to project your voice and how to sing.
And they're like, you know, because I have a raspe
When I sing, it's a lot more raspe than when
I talk, and they're like trying to get me to
pull that off. And but that's just kind of for me.
That was like my natural auto tune. It's like if
I felt like I was off, I'd just rasp it

(17:28):
up a little bit and hopefully it sounded better. Well,
I want everybody to hear you. By the way, Chase
Backham's here really like this guy. I mean, I felt
like you and I kind of hit it off. We'd
definitely have a similarish background. It was, you know, spending
time with you a little bit on idol, but like you,
Chase is like a real dude, real singer, and he
has a song called twenty three and that's the song
you did this did you you perform? This is the

(17:49):
one that blew up? Yeah, I mean it slowly has done.
I couldn't really ever imagine, you know, the amount of
people who've got to listen to the song, and so
thank you to everybody you know who's listened to it.
But it wasn't like it wasn't that much when I
moved to town to where it was like, yeah, this
is gonna be a radio single. It was like a
few million streams and that was great, and it did

(18:10):
good on like digital charts, so I was excited, you know,
and because nobody had ever heard my music before, so
this was great. But um, yeah, over time, it's just
I put out new music, and I've toured a ton
and just like traveled NonStop and just kind of in
the back that song has just been like stacking up,
stacking up, And so I went back and looked at
it at one point and I was like, oh my god,

(18:31):
where do all these streams come from? Like night and day?
So m yeah, it ended up now it's the song
that we're coming to radio with just because of just
the audience basically kind of telling us that that's, you know,
what they wanted to hear. So yeah, it was fun
to get to perform it and I got to win
with that song and something that I wrote on my
couch when I was, you know, twenty three years old.

(18:52):
Twenty six now, so how long had I could write
that song? Not long at all. It's not Yeah, it's
very um what's the word whenever something's not typical or
it's very unorthodox, that's the word. That's a good word
to box. It's it's not something you know, lunchbox. He
like four times to day now that he turns, you
keep choosing it over and over again. Yeah, unorthodox in

(19:13):
what way? Structurally? Structurally? Yeah, I think the way that
I wrote it. Even when we recorded it, they're like, oh,
it should end right here, and I was like, no,
it needs to go on a little bit longer. And
I think it was kind of just like out of
the box. You know. It wasn't something that I put
a lot of effort into and sometimes that's like the
best music comes from that kind of stuff is when
you just grab something and run with it. All right,
Chase Backham, Here he's gonna do a song twenty three.

(19:34):
Here we go, Chase whenever you're anybody, Chase back On.
Let me ask you about that song a little bit,
because to write that song and that it's coming from
personal experience, one you have to have some self awareness
that you're struggling, and then two you have to like
write it and you have to go, well, I'm gonna

(19:55):
put these words down and then I'm gonna play it
for somebody, which is an extra level of vulnerability. So
there's a lot there to get to the point where
you actually recorded and play it. So why that song
in then, and why would you write that? Yeah, we're
kind of we were just talking about that, and it's
it's a funny thing because it was, like, you know,
I was I'd made a ton of mistakes and burnt

(20:15):
so many bridges at the time and was just definitely
headed down a horrible path in my life. And at
the time, my girlfriend of seven years, you know, like
the song says, was breaking up with me. We lived together,
and she was leaving the house and she had been
gone for a couple of days. I wouldn't stay with
her parents or something like that, and came back to

(20:35):
grab some stuff I was leaving again. And in that
couple of days that she was gone, I was, you know,
sitting on the couch and I think I was just
like super hungover from you know, the binge drinking and
partying and stuff. And I sat down and I wrote
that song, and I kid you not, I wrote it
and maybe like fifteen twenty minutes, just like scribbled down
a bunch of stuff. A lot of the stuff doesn't
really rhyme as much as you know, it's just thoughts really.

(20:57):
And then I've been playing that riff a long time,
you know, I wanted to do something with that red Yeah.
By the way, he's playing guitar himself. Yea, with him,
he's playing guitar. So that was something that I've been
playing for a while, and um, I just kind of
put the story of, you know, my reflectiveness at the time.
It was like looking at the dust settle and everybody

(21:19):
gone and you're just kind of there by yourself, and
it's like, oh, I misscrewed up a little bit and
you know, how can I fix this? And a song
definitely doesn't fix things right then and there because I
tried and she didn't really care to hear the song
at the time, you know, but you feel performing that
song first, especially at first at first, when like, are
you like, I'm going to sing the song about me?

(21:39):
And then it's like, here I am knowing, I'm struggling
and sad and alone. I don't I don't know now.
I would just feel like that would be if you
haven't done it a lot like here my guts look
at him. I think that's what I always tried to
do music, and maybe twenty three it just does that
and a little bit more of a upfront and more
blunt way of saying like, hey, this is what it is,
you know. I think that's kind of what I try

(22:01):
to do with all my music, is right about stuff
that makes you feel, you know, and gives you the feels,
and so the listener hopefully can say, oh, yeah, I'm
that guy in this song, and to me, that's for
the greatest song. I'm like, I'm this guy in this
song right now, and it's like a little movie in
your head when you're driving in your truck listening to music.
You know, that's kind of what music is for me.
So I think it's cool. Chase Beckham's here. We've got

(22:22):
five uncomfortable questions from listeners. Are you ready for them? Oh? Yeah?
Why does Chase spell his name weird? Ask my mama,
because it's h A y Ce. Have you ever asked
her what that's about? She said she got it from
a book. Do you know which book? A naming book?
I guess my name was supposed to be Mickey. That

(22:45):
was supposed to be my name, and I wanted to
name his son Mickey m So it was like this
conflict of interest and my mom just picked a name
out of a book and that's what it was. Which,
by the way, I'm going from memory here. You have
four siblings? Are they all sisters? Yeah? Yeah, that's right.
I got four sisters. That that's that's a lot. That's
a lot. I mean, there's all women for a lot

(23:05):
of most of my life, so with my mom, my grandma,
but that's a lot of that. And then all their friends.
So you know how to like braid hair, because there's
a while I could do that stuff pretty good. I'm
pretty I'm not bad. Yeah, I can braid hair and
I'm pretty good at all that, you know, all the
Brothers stuff. Yeah, you know. Last job before this, um,
I worked at United Reynolds. I was a driver for UH.

(23:28):
We had equipment you know that kind of stuff for
construction sites and deliver equipment. Have you ever fished with Luke? Yeah?
Fished with him. I want to say a bunch, but
we fished together quite a bit. How much did you
make winning American Idol? Like, do they give you a check? Yeah?
I mean I know the answer to this, but answer
you know, it's not. They don't give you a million

(23:48):
dollars check if everybody wants to know, No, there's not
a million dollars. So that's there's nine. You get all
your money, you know, doing other stuff. And then finally,
what's the story with John Stamos? Have you met John Stamos? Yeah?
I met John Stamos. There, I don't know. These are
the listener questions. I thought John Stamos was a really
nice guy, and he gave me this bracelet that I

(24:10):
still have. That's a story for me, my story. That's
a good story for me. Cool man, I mean, that's
uncle Jesse like a bracelet off his own wrist or
he carried. He gave us all one. It was kind
of routine in a sense where he'd like had a
bunch of them and you know he was handing him out,
but like, I kept mine, I still have it. I
would change that story. He only had one his grandma
and said give this to one person that you really

(24:30):
and he gave it to me. I wish it was
that cool, because that's how what I thought it was.
When I was walking away everybody else, I was like, uh, Chase,
I'm rooting for you man. You actually you know, great singer,
great story that I think a lot of people relate to.
Like I like you. I don't know what else to
say except you know, just keep pushing along. You've worked
this hard to get to work even harder. Now. Yeah,

(24:52):
we're still going. I appreciate you, you know, taking the time.
And it's good to see him in and thank you
guys for listening to me. Well now they put your
plugs in. Whats blah blah blah. All right, Chase, good
to see you, buddy, and hopefully we'll see you really
soon when this song is like killing it. Okay, all
right there. He is chase back them, everybody, It's time

(25:16):
for the good news. Damaro' Davis is an Air Force
veteran and he's shopping at Walmart with his son when
he notices there's a customer who's angry and he's got
a knife in his hand. He's threatening other customers and employees.
So Damaro he thinks quick. He sees one of those stanchions,
you know that's that's like separating lanes or whatever. He

(25:37):
grabs the pole. What's it called stanchion? Never heard of that? Yeah,
that's like at the movie theater, you know you walk
through the stansions. Huh that's a stanchion. Yeah. Well, you
learn something and you're gonna be inspired. So he grabs
that heavy pole and he nails the guy in the
back of the head. The knife falls out. Another customer
grabs the knife. They keep the guy down until cops

(25:58):
show up. Man, they are heroes and tomorrow here he is.
He's talking about how if you're in this situation, this
is how you do it. If you have the hearten you,
I would I would suggest that just to try to
save lives, you know what I mean? Like I said, um,
law enforcement can't do it all by themselves all the time.
They're not there. If you're a concerned citizen and you
see something happening, I would suggest you probably try to
step up to help. It's a great video, it's awesome.

(26:21):
He's the video of the guy at Guitar Center tackling
the guy no and put him in like a lock,
like an UFC lock as he saying shoplifting. No. This
guy saved a lot because he had a knife. But
I'm just thinking of the videos that are cool. There
are a couple of them. The guy tries to steal
the Guitar Center and this dude, I don't know if
he has some training. I didn't read the whole article.
I just read the headline, watch a video and checked out.
But he jumps on him and like leg wraps him

(26:41):
and holds him. He had some kind of training. There's
another video which we talked about on the show. It
wasn't like Circuit maybe Circuit City doesn't exist. Or best
Buy where they look like they're trying to steal, like
oh yeah, it's best Buy where the whole employees they
form all it's like they're whoa whoa defense like football. Yeah,
and they're like a line but they look like linebackers.

(27:03):
They're like, let's go baby awesome. All the cameras except
for Big Brother watching every movie. That's a great story though, Eddie, Yeah,
thank you, all right, that's what it's all about. That
was tell me something good. Dolly Parton's birthday today. Dolly
is timeless. I don't think I would know how old
she was unless it was in front of me, because
she seems fifty and ninety at the same time. Yeah,

(27:26):
like she seems like she's been around forever, but she
also has the spunk still that I'm like, maybe I'm
guessing too old. How old do you think Dolly is? Amy, Oh, man,
I know timeless. Dolly's timeless, right, So I'll go with eighty.
Eddie seventy five lunchbox, I talked about what is my
wife the other nine, and I said, seventy three. She

(27:47):
has to be seventy three years old. She's seventy seven.
Oh oh, Happy birthday, Dolly Parton. Dolly Rebecca Parton was
born in January nineteenth, nineteen forty six, in a one
room cabin on the banks of the Little Pigeon River
in Pittman Center, Tennessee. What do you think Dolly's number
one streaming song is of all time? Amy I Will
Always Love You? That comes in at number four from

(28:08):
nineteen seventy four. I Will Always Love You, a song
she wrote recorded, did not know Whitney had recorded it
really until she was driving in her car and heard
it come on the radio. Yeah. Awesome. She told us
that story here on this show Lunchbox. Dolly's biggest most
streaming song. There's only two options here, and the number
one song is Islands in the Stream. Islands in the
Stream Number three nineteen eighty two with Kenny Rogers also

(28:33):
was a pop song, Pick the Wrong It was so big, Eddie.
There are two songs still. Yeah, Dolly's birthday. What is
her biggest streaming song? Bones? I believe it's going to
be Let's go Joelene? Number two joel That's crazy you
guys did that nineteen seventy four. Joelene Her number one

(28:57):
streaming song forever all time nineteen eighty nine. Five. The
one on top five we didn't get to is here
You Come Again. Come. So. Here are some things we
learned about Dolly over the years and our interviews with
her or Top five. Here. At number five, we talked

(29:18):
to Dolly and she revealed to us what she requires
on her tour bus. Here you go. They usually just
I just need water or like fruit, like a fruit plate,
like cheese and fruit. But that's more for people that
come in and out. For myself. I just have mostly
what I want on my bus anyway. At number four,
Dolly told us she will write songs everywhere, and sometimes
they'll come to her in a dream. If I'm taking

(29:39):
a bath, I always got either a little tape recorder
or something where I done wonder if we get that lie,
And I'll sometimes dream song really wake up and say,
you better write it down, because I used to think
i'd remember, but you don't, so it's best to do,
you know, to write it. Then. Number three, Dolly told
us she doesn't like to fly. If it's absolutely possible,
she travels by bus. I don't like to fly. I

(30:00):
get motion sickness. I don't like that helpless feeling that
I can't get out if I want to. I traveled
by my bus when I can, and when I do fly,
will usually fly private jet. It's really hard doing commercial anymore,
just because it's so such a zoo. I just take
my bus any time I can. Dolly talked about writing
Joelene and I Will Always Love You on the same
exact day in nineteen seventy two. I think I wrote

(30:23):
it at the same time I wrote Joline. It was
a good writing day, yeah, I believe. So it was
writing that writing period of time because I remember all
my paperwork and like they came out pretty close, you know,
at the same time. So everybody said, well, you what
was you taking? That was a good That was a
good writing day. And this was what I was talking

(30:43):
about earlier. So Dolly was, you know, super popular with
I'll Always Love You from nineteen seventy four, and they
reached out and said, hey, coin us I Will Always
Love you for the movie The Bodyguard, and she goes yes,
but they shared nothing about it. That was just it.
She just said yes and away they went and then boom.
So I sent it and I hadn't heard anything more
about it until I heard it. Going driving from my

(31:04):
office to my house in Brentwood. I just heard Whitney
saying if I didn't the acapella part, and it was
just it wasn't ringing, traffic was weird and it was
only when she went into the course of it that
I always lovely, that I realized what I was listening to,
and it was so overwhelming I almost rant. And I
have to honestly say that it's one of the biggest
thrills and one of the most overwhelming feelings I've ever

(31:27):
had about anything in my life. So cool. It's so
cool that Dolly comes in about once a year and
we just get to sit down and do this and
every year we celeb her a birthday by talking about
the coolest things about her. But she it's like her.
I can list them on one hand, basically Reba Garth
maybe just those three where you meet them and you go, oh,

(31:51):
I can't describe it, but it makes sense. They're massive superstars. Yeah,
obviously have to be talented, but it's how they communicate.
It's how warm they are, it's how coachable they are
while still being a superstar. And Dolly's the best. It's awesome.
It's been super cool to get to know Dolly over
the years. Happy Birthday, Dolly seventy seven. Today, everybody knows

(32:11):
Eddie the Dad. We love him. His kid's even singing
the song about Eddie the Dad but what if a
dad on a moment's notice turns into a hero. Hero Eddie,

(32:32):
I'm not a hero, but look that's what he says.
Hero says, I'm not a hero. I was driving home
and I saw like a group of kids and it
looked like they had just gotten off the bus. So
it's like a bus stop or whatever, and something wasn't
right and they're all huddled around something. And the closer
I get I noticed there's a fight going on. So
what do I do. I pull the car over, I

(32:53):
get out, I make a big guy, honked open the door,
slam it. Hey, break it up, break it up. You
jump out in the pilot. Kids, Oh yeah, you rest
your own safety. As soon as I said break it up,
they all looked, oh my gosh, and they all scattered
like cats. And the two that were like on the
ground wrestling, I was about to grab the guy that
was on top. He was definitely winning, and he kind
of gets up and like, oh, we gotta go, we

(33:14):
gotta go, we gotta go, and they all split and
it was just me and the one that was kind
of on the ground. He's like, oh man, thank you,
thank you, and then heaston runs off I'm like, are
you good? Are you good? I'm fine. He runs off,
and the guy that was beating him up yells, we're
not done, bro, you just got saved. Oh no, and
I saved his life though, yes, so I'm like, wow,
that was crazy full of adrenaline. But then I started

(33:36):
thinking like did I ruin it for the kid? Like
is now the bully or whoever was winning that fight
gonna find him? Like did he did he get beat up?
Ten minutes after I left, Like I felt like a hero,
Like that moment's life. I think safe, kids laugh, and
I'd like to commend you. Wow, stole your car, You
jumped into action. You risk your own safety, which is yeah,
you think about it. It It was instinct. Guys, when you're
a dad and you see kids fighting, like you just

(33:58):
do what you do. It was instinct. I just, you know,
felt I had. There were no other adults around, No,
It's like they had just gotten off the bus. They
all had their backpacks on. I'm one he was just
pounding the other kid. Oh yeah, like one was definitely
winning the fight. Nothing says like you're an old grumpy man,
like breaking up a kid's fight. You have no relation
to these kids. You let them fight, you let them
handle their business. You don't know what adult you should

(34:20):
stop two kids. You don't know what that kid did
to the other kid, like maybe he's spit in his
face and so the guy punched him. You breaking it up,
Get out of here. That is none of your business.
Drive on by, leave them alone. Not a hero, no doan.
You're a hero. Look, man, I just opposite hero. I
did what I felt I had to do. I'm not

(34:40):
a hero, though, guys, I'm just a hero, says though. Look,
I'm just a dead You're basically like the guy who
landed the plane, the nineteen year old eighteen year old
now and the Hudson's Oh, Captain Sully, you're you're the
Sully of the Bobby Bone Show. Wow, God, thank you,
thank you guys. Wow yeah wow. Have you guys seen

(35:05):
speaking to jumping into action? Have you guys watched Kai
the knife Wielding Hitchhiker on Netflix's Crazy the Knife Wielding
It's not a show, it's a one. It's a documentary.
About's one. It's a movie, but it's like an hour.
He's real. Yeah, he was a meme. He's a real dude.
And you probably would see him, maybe recognize him. But

(35:25):
what was happening was I'm just gonna tell you the
very beginning of it because I don't want to spoil anything.
But back in the day, Kai as we got to
know him because he was on Jimmy Kimball. He was everywhere.
He saw a guy run a car into a dude,
pin him up against like his work truck, and start
to call him racial slurs. So he's got him pinned

(35:49):
screaming at him. And so Kai, who's a hit who
is like a homeless guy, but like just a young
like a I don't even know the chi. He's just
moving around. Yeah, but this show's called Kai the Knifolding Hitchhiker,
so it's moving all aay across the country. He takes
hatchet out and just starts whacking the guy who pinned
the guy with the car, and he got very famous

(36:10):
because of it. I've never heard of that. That's crazy.
You should watch it. It's good, okay, and it's only
a one timer, and it's basically an episode of any
other show that length an hour hour fifteen. It was
one hundred percent on Rotten Tomatoes as far as the
reviewers and people didn't give it as high of a score,
but I really enjoyed it. So did he get in
trouble for doing I'm not talking about anything because you

(36:30):
need to watch it. I don't want to, I don't
want to say anything, all right, but he got very famous. Wow,
but he pulled a hatchet out and went to town
on a guy who was driving the car. We pinned
the guy up against the truck and its history. How
about famous a guy who grows So watch it. It's Kai,
the knife folding hitchhiker, Eddie, you're basically Kai. No, he's not.
But the rupt some kids drama like stay out of it?

(36:51):
Do you go to the middle school playground and make
sure no one's doing anything? Lee Malone? Ultimately, maybe you
want a patrol it though. Today just to see tomorrow
actress Anna Kendrick is on the show, and then Monday,
Hardy we'll be performing here on the show. We got
a couple of good days. I tried to get them
to coming together, but they didn't know each other, so

(37:14):
it didn't work. They were like, who is that Anna Kendrick?
Tomorrow Hardy Friday. A voicemail now from cam in Virginia. Hi,
Bobby Bones Show. I have a morning corny for Amy.
And my favorite joke ever, what do you call a
sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic laffy taffy joke? There, man,

(37:37):
laffy Taffy's talk about a trip down memory lane. I
used to buy those things. I didn't really care about
the jokes as much. I loved a laffy taff Yeah,
they are good because they lasted a long time. Yeah,
and I loved taffy. I don't know, I love. I
love like you go in there like homemade taffy. I
don't know what home it came from. It's always good

(37:58):
because you feel like a grandma made it. Like, yeah,
I don't even like saltwater. But Amy's pile of stories, Bobby,
have you seen online, especially on TikTok, when people slice
of a potato, put it in the bottom of their sock,
put their sock on, and go to sleep. Yeah, and
I think Morgan did this too. Yeah it was onions. Okay,

(38:19):
So I think people are just grabbing random vegetables to
make tiktoks and if apparently it either sucks stuff out
of your foot or toxins. Okay, there is no way
this works well. People are swearing that they've tried all
these other things, but a remedy for their illness like
flu or whatever. Was the potato in the socks, Lunchbox,
when your hangy banging was hurting in the back of

(38:41):
your throat. What fruit did you put in your body? Nothing?
I put a steroid shot in some antibotic or what
vegetable or whatever. Yeah, I did not do any of
this potato, onions or tomatoes in my sock. I do
think Lunchbox has launched well, Lunchbox and Eddy together because
they brought this to me for different reasons. The hangybangy
is kind of now the official name of that thing

(39:02):
in your throat. Lunchbox has called it that his whole life,
and Eddie told me the night before we talked about it,
Lunchbox keep calling this thing that hangy bangy. We got
to talk about it on the show, and Eddie was
so mad about it. But you were so mad. You
were angry at him because you thought he was stupid
for questioning that it's medical. Real term was hangybangy. You
were both mad at each other. That's now we're all
calling it's the hanging it is It is the hangy banging,

(39:25):
for sure, but I don't believe the potato in the
sock thing works. You would be correct because experts are
having to come out of the woodworks to be like, hey,
it's discoloring because you've sliced it and then it's exposed
to air and then your body heat and it causes
enzymatic browning. There was somebody used to come to the door.
I mean it's probably when I was, right before I

(39:45):
left Austin, when I used to answered the door and
not worried about getting murdered, and so yeah, hello, hey,
I got a special story of the our vacum cleaner.
I'd like to show you. I know, single, and I
was very clean time a little less now OCD about
cleanliness because the dogs have two dogs now and I
was like, this one's different. It goes oh absolutely, it's

(40:07):
water powered. Its state of the bed a bit, come
on in and bite it. Him into my house like
an idiot. He oh, it's like got a big tub
like a bucket tub, and there's a hose that comes
out and he's like, okay, check this water pours the
water in from the sink. It's clear, clean, puts it in.
He goes, watch this pulls the water out. Water's dirty,
and he's like, look how much dirt that I was

(40:30):
able to get from your house? Because do you it's
pretty clean house. Do you generally feel like it's clean here? Absolutely?
I do? WHOA not so much, my sir, And I'm like, wow,
so I bought the day dang thing. I never got
the water that dirty. Again. I don't know how I
was had, but it feels like that potato because I
would go. One of my friends, I remember who it was.
One of my friends came out. I was like, watch
how dirty this is? I said, looks clean here, it

(40:50):
doesn't it? Yeah? Watch now look at the water pulled up.
You're still clean. You can drink. You couldn't do the
magic trink. It's terrible. I get suckered. I don't even
know how that happened. But the potatoes, same thing. There's something.
It's not the toxins. It's obviously the air. And if
you leave a potato, even not on your foot, it
gets dirty looking. Yes, yes, okay, go ahead, all right,
So Bobby, let's say you're quitting a job. Do you

(41:12):
give two weeks? Notice what? Notice? Yes, you're supposed to.
Here's my problem. I've always had a problem with two
weeks notice, because if you're leaving because of something that
you feel is toxic, you should just be able to
leave right. And maybe this it affects any sort of
severance or not. Some job to have it, some don't.

(41:32):
But why if I'm not in a place it's good
for me, do I have to give them notice? I
don't they give me notice. Sometimes they're gonna fire me
in two weeks. Oh that's a good one. I'm just
saying it's not all equal. So I've always had a
problem with a generic two weeks notice. Now, if you
enjoyed it and you need the recommendation, or maybe not
even enjoyed it, if you feel like I really need
this person did not say I sucked at my next job,
there's a reason to hang around if they need the help. Now,

(41:54):
if I were firing somebody, let's say today, I was
gonna pull them office and fire, it would never happen
in a million years. A pleasure. The best I would go, Hey,
we're gonna have to let you go, but today's your
last day, even though we're gonna pay you out. Because
I don't want you who knows what you're up to,
especially you, you you know what shade. I mean, Yeah, I
don't know, but I just wouldn't want somebody here for
two weeks either, right, Well, listen, when I quit my job,

(42:18):
like I don't know, sixteen seventeen years ago, to join
this show, I went in and sat down handed an
official resignation letter. I worked for two more weeks. And
that's great because you had a wonderful relationship with them
and you felt like, you know what, I respect them,
it's been a great job. I'll give them two weeks
to find somebody else. But if it sucks, no way,
I'm out. Well I bring that up because that's what's trending,

(42:38):
is the no two weeks notice based on that thinking
of like, hey, when you get fired, you're kind of out.
Give me two weeks. You're gonna fire me. Let me know, Hey, Eddie,
two weeks, I'm gonna call them off. Get fired two weeks.
Here's your two weeks notice. That would be terrible. It
would be terrible two weeks ago. Try to find a job. Right.
It isn't fair. It's almost like when college athletes couldn't leave,

(42:59):
but a coach could coach could just go take another job,
but college athletes couldn't leave at all. And you're like, wait,
that ain't they can't. I didn't think it was only
because of old standards that were created a long time ago.
All right, what else? Someone ranked the twenty five best
country debut singles of all times, So that means an artist,
this is the first song they've ever put out into

(43:21):
the world and boom, smash, hit good. So I don't
know the top of the list, but it's my church
from Marion Morris on there. I am only looking at
the top ten and it's not in there. Wow. That
song was not a number one for her, but man,
so good. It was like a jam, not a canniball.
Oh what's that one called wrecking ball? That was a
wrecking ball for her and everybody. It was like here

(43:43):
she is, boom, It was awesome. All right? Five go
Thanky Breaky heartall Billy Ray Cyrus. I guess I was
too young. I do remember the song. I remember being
on pop radio. Remember walking into Parthena's General Store because
we use food stamps there to buy hamburgers, and they
had an achy breaky Heart sweater and I remember trying
to buy it with food stamps and she wouldn't let me. Oh.

(44:05):
I was like, come on, I'll give you like five
bucks extra and food stamps, and she would not let
me buy an achy breaky heart like sweater hoodie or
what else? Brooks and done brand new Man. That's the
first song. Wow, I had no idea what their first
song was. I'm surprised that their first song was a
big old smash. Yeah, that's back in the day. They
they were kind of warmly brought in and not just wow,

(44:27):
here they are or what else? Cruise Florida Georgia line. Yeah,
that song was massive before they even signed a record deal.
It so came out of nowhere that they were able
to have a hit and then negotiate a record deal
with a hit. She gave them a lot of leverage
of money. I remember hearing it because I heard Taylor
Swift say something about it, and so then that's when
I checked out. I was like, oh, this is so good. Which,

(44:48):
speaking of Taylor, she's at number two with Tim mccrawl.
When you think really good, what's number one? Is it
old or new? Like? What can you give me a decade?
Two thousands? Oh, that's not I was like a Johnny
cow Sorry. Two thousand one. None of these are. All
of these are in the nineties. Oh, I didn't know nineties.
Two thousands. Chicken Fried Oh man, that's a good come on,

(45:11):
it's a great answer. That's their first song. Okay, number one,
Chicken Frides at nine, by the way, okay, and then
Mary Morris was at eleven. Okay, number one. Let me
think guy or girl. Guy from the nineties, give me
an um, give me another hint. Hair. Oh, Austin, Yeah,

(45:35):
Blake job hair, you got it? Yeah, but that would
have job say, I don't know where you got that. Yeah,
Austin was good. Alston was a great. Austin was really good.
But then it became great as Blake got bigger and

(45:56):
it's so clever. Man. Some beach was good too. Yeah,
that's a guylight honey bee there. That was Amy's pile
of stories. It's time for the good news. Good Glen
Lake Elementary School to small school in Minnetonka, Minnesota. It's
about five hundred kids there, and they're eight kids that

(46:17):
have a wheelchair and they have a playground that they
thought was accessible and inclusive. There was a ramp, and
the ramp doesn't quite work anymore. But these kids in
one specific classroom, teacher Betsy Julian's fifth grade class, they're like,
this playground isn't easy for a bit to play, if
you can walk, if you can run, if you're in
a wheelchair. We want the swings and the merry go round.

(46:38):
We want the ramp to work. So they started raising
three hundred thousand bucks. That was a goal. Well, somebody
jumped in it goes here's two hundred thousand bucks as
an anonymous donation. Whoa anonymous this could be? So we
know for a fact that wasn't Lunchbox because he would
never do anything. Yes, So but they're still raising one
hundred thousand dollars that's their goal, and so they've set

(46:58):
up a go fund me Glenn Lake PTO, so you
can go starch that out if you want to be
a part of this. But Glenn Lake Pto as ay,
these kids, these fifth graders try to raise one hundred
thousand bucks to build this playground for everybody in school
so that everybody can play, which is I think fantastic
and that they're kids and they're doing it, that's amazing
that is what it's all about. That was tell me

(47:19):
something good tomorrow on the show actress Anna Kendrick Monday
on the show Hardy, He'll play in here. I hang
out for an hour. I try to get him do
a collaboration. But they've never heard of each other, so
that's not gonna happen. But it'd be a good couple
of shows. Now it's time for the investigative Morning Corny,

(47:40):
Morning Corny. Ninety seconds on the clock. The timer starts
when Amy finishes the first Joe Cowmedy. Can we get
right in ninety seconds? Twice? We've gotten four? Oh yeah,
that's our record. Ready go? Why can't you trust trees? As?
They always leave? They leave, they leave, leaf leave you
it's something tree e right? Tree? Why can't you try?

(48:02):
They lie? They artists on they Why can't you trees?
They they they leave? Why can't you branch out? They?
What did trees do? I don't talk about it. They split,
They grow all they grow, provide they do oxygen, They
useThis oxide, photosynthesis. What do we use the sad? They

(48:27):
throw shade ding? Okay, where do you learn to make
a banana? Split? At the banana book? At school? Where
do you make split gymnastics? Gymnastics appeal? I don't know. Oh,
I thought you really were on something. Where do you
want to make a banana split? Rid again? Where do
you learn to make a banana split? Appeal court? Appeal court?

(48:49):
You learn a book? A school Sunday school school? Okay?
What has more letters than the alphabet? Letters? There? And
then another post office? Post office? Let go? Oh my gosh, okay,
why don't eggs tell jokes? The rock up? They crack up?
They crack up too much? Okay, yes, Oh my gosh,

(49:12):
Oh my gosh. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Kickstand h balance by wheels? Why couldn't the bicycle stand
up by itself? Wheels? They have? The bicycle has tired.
They were tired, too tired. We missed it. We were
so close. That's a good run, though, guys, because m

(49:34):
Lunchbox bailed us out with that first one and became strong.
Be pray, keep your head up. I don't think I
guessed one. That's okay, So maybe I drew inspiration from
your dumb face. Have you just been confused? Like I
don't know? Who knows? You never know? How we helped
each other. Eddie, okay, all right, all right, you're sometimes
some days you really now, I mean Sunday School, Oh
that was I would have never got that one. No,

(49:55):
you got that one. Oh but the first one is
one you got? That was the one? Which what did
I get? None of them? But your dumb face. Don't
you know what to do? You know the same? Huh?
Clear eyes, whearts? Your face isn't always done? Just that game,
dumb face? Well only thanks, you're like own, all right,
there you go, Amy, thank you. But you gotta have

(50:16):
like eight prepared because I feel like you struggle like
old on how what do I do now? And then
we're scared you don't have a joke ready? You know
I have them. Sometimes I change the list, but I
have the order. But yeah, eight to be prepared. You
never know. We may go Eddie's dumbays may come alive
one days. So we played this clip from Dumb and Dumber.

(50:38):
I think a lot of you guys recognized it. So
you're telling me there's a chance. Yeah, it's one of
the most quoted comedies of all time. There's a website
called Mandatory Movies that came up with the list and
we're gonna play a game, so if you guys can
nail them, we're gonna get a caller on though Debbie
and Wisconsin that Debbie. You have Ammy, Lunchboxer, Eddie, and
if you pick the person that wins, you will win

(51:00):
a gift card to Sonic Debbie. What are you thinking here?
I'm not sure? Okay, Well, you can choose between any
of these three guys, and I Amy your guy like
behind the guys, Amy Lunchbox or Eddie different at the
movies they watch. Eddie's using a better game player, lunch

(51:21):
Box knows dumb movies pretty well, and Amy's just generally
like pretty good at everything. Yeah, okay, Eddie smart. Here
we go, Edie, here we write your answer down. I
would give you five of these, so I forgot the
most points wins number one. Go this one time, I
thank you. There's the club this one time. If thank you,

(51:46):
I'm in. I'm in for the women. Amy American Pie, Lunchbox,
American Pie, Eddie American Pie. Everybody's on good. Yeah, Tie
game name this one too, Infinity and beyond on here
to infinity and beyond here. You didn't wise this was

(52:09):
a comedy, you know, I'm I'm like, do you have
the wrong movie? I laughed a few times. I also
didn't make the list. This website. Everybody good, remember them.
Toy story, lunchbox toy story, Eddie toy story. Correct. Next one,

(52:30):
you sit on a throne of lies. Shoot, Edie's got it.
I don't. He went quick to the paper. I'm gonna
play it again and go. You sit on a throne
of lies. I'm in. Eddie went quick to the paper.
I mean I can tell the Okay, yeah, I just

(53:00):
again more. Yeah, if you don't mind, you sit on
a throne of lies. It's very kindy to say it
like that. Thank you, lunch box. What is he in?
I think we'll be doing that. I mean, we all
know it's Will Farrell. Oh whoa, some people don't. Yes,
I do, lunchbox. I put anchor man. I have no

(53:20):
idea anchor man. I don't think anchor man. Eddie, that's elf,
guys elf. Yeah he's talking to Santa. Oh dah Okay, yeah,
well we did have Will Ferrell. But next one, I'll
have what she's having. What I'm in. I'll have what

(53:45):
she's having. I'm in. I'm about to be eliminated. Um
if Amy went to the paper very quickly. It can
only be one thing, you don't yeah, right down, No, okay, lunchbox,
pretty woman, incorrect, Eddie, when Harry met Sally, Amy, when

(54:08):
Harry met Salie. Nice job, lunchbox. You have been a limited.
I don't even know what that is. It's a movie. Well,
I understand. I don't think it's I don't I don't
remember it being funny. It's actually a really funny. That
scene was funny. It is a comedy. Belly Crystal. Yeah,
it's great, Meg Ryan, all right, next up, final one.
Unless Amy gets it, Eddie misses it. Go Yeah, well

(54:31):
the dude of mines, what did well? The dude mines. Yeah.
I'm not sure what he says, but I know the movie.
He says, Well, yeah, the dude divides abides. Okay, Oh
it doesn't matter. Eddie got it? Amy? Are you sure
for you though? Because you're two down? I know, but
I still wrote my answer down good, it's still playing.

(54:52):
I don't quit. I don't give up. Amy. What do
you have nights? Eddie? That's the big love bouse. That's
a big abouski. Yeah yeah, Ray, I put forrest Gump
because I thought was Tom Hanks, you're an we don't
care because you were two days. I know you have
said it yourself. I think I'm eliminated, but I still

(55:13):
wrote my answer down. I would have liked why did
you stop and yell at Ray? Because he didn't let
me say my answer before playing Eddy's Winds. You know, well,
when you get your win song, I'm gonna say what
I had. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. Your song.
How do you want to roll the rest of them?
Let's go bone? Next number ten, Don't cross the streams.
I would have lost that one. Don't cross the streams?
Ghostbusters nineteen eighty four. Don't know it all right? Next one?

(55:33):
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around
once in a while. You could miss it. Ferris Bueller correct,
Harres Bueller's day off. Next one, We're going straight through
the quad every day. But that's old school. Correct. One more,
come on, who's a very nice? That's bora correct? Yeah? Man,

(55:58):
Dabie Debbie, Debbie, you want to congratulations? Yeah, So we're
gonna get you, push on a hold and give you
a sign a gift card. Thank you for playing. You're awesome, Eddie,
You're awesome. Thank you, good jobbe everybody's awesome. This is
a voicemail from Ashley. She left this late last night.
Good morning, studio, and good morning amazing people in the blassroom.

(56:19):
I'm taking an addictions course for my graduate program in
clinical mental health, and for the semester we have to
drop one habit that could be impacting our lives, whether
it's social media and Netflix, nicotine, whatever it is. I
was just wondering if all of you had to drop
one habit for several months, what habit would you drop

(56:39):
that is negatively impacting your life? So it can't be
something trivial Wie Clarks, like all the hot babes looking
at me. It needs to be something that you know,
if made the change, your life would be a lot better.
This is hard, man, Okay, I have a few I'll
give you guys a second to think. So you didn't
see this before I did. Sugar of it, can't get

(57:00):
enough of it. It recks my insides. I think I'm
I'm not allergic to sugar, but I have some crazy
stomach issues because of sugar. I had two Chocoish cookies
for breakfast this morning. Oh that's not good man. I know,
and I know it's bad for me, but that's a
sugar free cereal two. But I had two chocolate chip cookies.
Did it start with one cookie? And then you're like,
I just started with one bite and I was gonna
do I'm gonna take one bite. I'm gonna pource the

(57:21):
milk in my mouth. I have that mix, and then
I was like, oh, let me get another one. Then
I was like, ms, waiting the second one. It's already
the first one, so I too. So but I just
there are times where I see something I shouldn't eat it,
but I it's hard for me to not do it,
so I don't keep it in my house. But the
friends job cookies off, I'm supposed to be root to them.
And that's number one, number two for me, because these

(57:45):
are things that are detrimental body. My fingernails, I get
hangnails that are terribly painful. And if I'm nervous, I'm
watching the Arkansas game they played last night. If i'm whatever,
it is something about work, I'm waiting. I buy my
finger nails like crazy, and sometimes I bid them way
too deep and it hurts so bad, so that would
probably be number two. Those are probably the ones, though

(58:08):
I think would be worse for my life. My wife
might say, mad in football, I'm playing five. But I
don't think I'm addicted. I think I just like to
do it. Okay. I think there's a difference. Amy go,
I'm not addicted to this, but oh well, I think
it's I'm addicted to sugar and body my nails. Okay,
But I think it's important to clarify. It would be
good and beneficial for a few months if I didn't

(58:31):
have any Margarita's or wine. But I'm not addicted. I'm
not Oh wow, oh boy, real choice. No number, I'll
send it over. No, I know that I don't. I
can go without it for a very long time. I'm

(58:51):
just saying, if she's asking for months, what would be
good for you, I'm sure I would come out on
the other side, like sleeping better. Um oh for all
I think even just one drink, just keep keep an eye,
they say, or I'm reading more about how you know
even just one drink altering your sleep. It's it's wrecked

(59:12):
for the night. So that is why I'm choosing this. Well,
that is great, as somebody who comes from a family
of addiction. I think that it's great you're recognizing it
now before it becomes an issue. I know, but I
already know I don't have an issue, right like there's
I don't like, I know what an issue looks like,
and I don't have it, because like I can just
be like we got it the next few months, I won't.

(59:36):
We didn't even ask you after her next man, Okay,
after next week, Eddie, Okay, I'm addicted to this, and
I'll tell you why. It's it's PlayStation like it's you are,
and I'm gonna tell you why because one reason is
when I lose, I really want to play. I think
about it all day and I play and I lose.

(59:57):
It affects my mood all day, like I feel like
a loser, Like if I lost that game, I feel
like I've lost it being a dad. I've lost at
you know, work, I did terrible at work and I
lost my stupid game. So cold, I mean, segment is
getting so real. I thought this was just gonna be
a trivial thing. But see, I don't feel like that
when I play. You do. And one of my favorite

(01:00:18):
things to hear is my wife says Hey, I'm gonna
take the kids somewhere. I'm like, yes, that's three hours
of PlayStation and that's not good. Like for I should
say I want to go with you, guys, but I don't.
I'm always like, yes, I stay back and play games
without having to worry about somebody coming in go and
you still playing, or or if I'm at home alone
with a kid, I gave him the phone, I play games.
It's not good, guys. I'm addicted and I need to stop.

(01:00:40):
Eddie plays this game so much. He is now a
DJ where he go ahead. He mixes music in the
middle of like the virtual court, and people throw him coins. Yeah,
so my player, you know, like he can DJ anywhere
in the city. It's crazy and I like playing, but
Eddie is like, has a second life? Have you heard
my beats? No, Like, you can walk by me and
hear my beats, and don't anyone accords some the next

(01:01:01):
time you do on your phone or bring it in. Yeah,
he sets up a DJ stand in the middle of
everybody's player walking around, and if you walk up to
him and look at him, you can hear what he's doing.
And then if you like him, you get through some
of the coin you've burned while playing basketball. Yeah, he
does this. I am blown away that you are this
end of the game. Yeah, guys have a problem. Well yeah,
I mean the part where if you're you suddenly feel
like a bad dad if you lose like that, just

(01:01:23):
like a loser in general. I do feel like a
loser if I lose anything in life. So I get it.
But I mean, he's not only a basketball player in
the game, he's now turned into a d I mean
that money making DJ. That's right, man, No bush man.
I don't have really any bad habits. So I guess
I'll go with eating my kids leftovers because I think
that's where a lot of germs are spread. And I
see there they leave food on their plate and I'm like, oh,

(01:01:44):
I gotta eat it instead of just throwing it away,
Like hey, you don't have to be a human vacuum.
You can leave that food alone and let it be.
That's always hangy. Banking gets irritating. I mean, I think
other kids from school who have germs get my kids.
And then my kids eat their food and they only
half of their food, and I'm like, oh, you know what,
I'm gonna pick that up and eat it when that
really is just covered in nasty. Next thing, you know,

(01:02:04):
you got a sore hangy banging in your throat? Yeah,
how's the feeling, By the way, it feels great. Back
Eddie has your hangy banging. He said, here's a little sore.
It's better. It's still a little tiny bit sore, but
it's better my hangy banging. It's not bad. Yeah, well
you guys, hangy bangies are better. Yeah, hanging banging good.
You can touch my tongue behind myra, you can do that.

(01:02:26):
Doubt that is weird attractive? I don't know, no comment.
What's happening with friends? Thank you for being here. It's
time for the news Bobby's story. Here's what happens if
you sleep less than six hours a night, because research says,
first of all, everybody's different, right, so this is a

(01:02:47):
general for general. If you sleep six hours or less,
you're gonna feel like this. There may be a superhero
two out there that needs five. I doubt it, but
that's the deal. Number one increased anxiety. Lack of sleep
causes his anxiety, and then anxiety can cause lack of sleep.
So it's really hard to kick that cycle. Number two

(01:03:08):
week in immune system. I do find when I am
getting really bad or a low amount of sleep, I
do get sick more because your body needs that rest
at recharge, loss of productivity, weight gain mostly because if
your body's off on anything, you're wanting to fill it
with things that probably aren't good. It's like, okay, I

(01:03:29):
just need some sugar, get that rush so I can
get low energy. Well, then it ends up not being
good for you, end up gaining weight. I mean, sleep
is so important. Sleep and water crazy. I mean, I'm
trying to drink so much water and I'm not doing
the thing where I carry on a jug. But I
feel like whatever's wrong with me. If it's something small,
I just drink a whole lot of water. It kind
of puts me back on a track to at least

(01:03:52):
give it a shot to feel better that day. And
I don't even like water. Are you sick of it?
I hate water? I need it. I love it for
what it does form. I hate water. It does a
lot personally, like I get it, and I try so hard.
I'm just letting everybody know, Yeah, it ain't fun. I
don't like drinking whole lot of water, but I do
and I get a pee all the time. But I

(01:04:13):
do find that if I just even if I'm sick.
You know, people say, drink your liquids. Sleep and water
really are the two fundamental things that give us a
shot to have a shot, you know. But I didn't
sleep wonderfully last night. I mean I went home yesterday
and I fell us. I never take a nap. It's
not like three hours yesterday. That's crazy. Yeah, something's like
off and I don't know what it is. And then

(01:04:33):
combine that with the Arkansas basketball game didn't start till
eight o'clock last night, which is very late, but they
schedule it out because the TV purposes. And so I
watched the game and I get very into it. Obviously,
it's like the love of my life after Caitlin and
my dogs, maybe more than the dogs. And we play
it eight and it goes down into the last seconds

(01:04:55):
of the game, and so it's a lot. So my
anxiety is up and i'm and then we lose at
the very end of the game, and so not only
am I all my heart rates up, then I'm disappointed.
At night, I can't go to sleep for like an
hour and a half, and I'm already tired, and I
go on the message boards. Oh no, it's not. It's
all making sense now, uh like, I don't know. Five

(01:05:18):
minutes ago, during a break under your breath, I think
he said something like I want to murder somebody in
cold blood. Yeah. I said, it didn't matter who it is.
I just feel like that. And I had no idea
how worried just say that to himself. It's not like
you really mean it. Yeah, of course not. But I
can tell. I was like, what is going on? And
now that I know this information, I'm not in a
bad mood. It all makes sense. I it was, but
yesterday I slept for three hours, so something. Obviously he's

(01:05:40):
off there too. I don't know what it is, but
feeling good, like I should you know? Oh black, I
stood absolutely the Julie Chrisly. She's been reassigned from a
Florida prison to a federal medical center. Do you see
this lunchbox? Yeah? And they don't say what is wrong.
So she's in Kentucky, which is right up the road.
So we got Florida. In Kentucky, we're surrounded by the Chrislies.

(01:06:00):
And I don't know how long she's going to be
there if she's gonna be there for her whole sentence
or what. Julie chris Lee will serve her prison time
in Lexington, Kentucky, Wow, following her conviction in a federal
tax of Asian case. She was scheduled to self report
to the Federal Medical Center in Lexington by noon on Tuesday,
according to records filed in the La La LA. She

(01:06:23):
was originally slated to serve time in Marianna, about two
and a half hours away from Pensacola, where Todd chris
Lee began serving his twelve year sentence on Tuesday afternoon.
It's not clear why she was instead rerouted to the
Kentucky facility. That's from Tallahassee dot Com. Interesting. I guess
I didn't no medical prisons existed or but I guess

(01:06:43):
it makes sense. Like where do they go if they have,
you know, cancer, I don't know. Yeah, do they go
to the normal hospital? I don't know. That's a good
question and I don't have to answer some moving on,
but thanks for asking. Well. This is from Yahoo. A
guy once featured on tl He's ninety day fiance happily
married after was arrested in Florida six months after earning

(01:07:04):
a spot on the US Marshall's Most Wanted list. His
name is Michael Anthony Baltimore, forty four. He was taking
into custody after he fled the scene of a bar fight,
which is crazy. He would get into a bar fight
when he's wanted. When he's one of the most wanted,
he's obviously an idiot, or he wouldn't be on the list.
But still, if you're on the run for six months,
you'd think, Okay, I'm gonna chill, yeah, and it goes

(01:07:25):
and get some I mean, but guys, you don't plan
a bar fight, but you can plan to get out
of one. You can just say no, no no, no, I'm good,
I'm good. He was placed on the US Marshall's Service
fifteen Most Wanted list for June for allegedly Failey shooting
Pennsylvania barbershop owner Kendall Jerome Cook, who also appeared on
the show and may have twenty twenty one. Hey, what
happened on that show? I don't know. It's just crazy.

(01:07:47):
He would do anything to get any attention. If you're
on the run from the law, Hey, if you're a
bad guy, you're just a bad it's like if you're
a dummy, you're a dummy, Okay, are not dumb? Right?
And there's I mean he got away from six months.
That's pretty good if you're on the but then he
knows this dummy, that's it easy to dump me. If
you're calm and patient, you'll be healthier and skinnier, and

(01:08:09):
patient people are more likely to gain weight. A new
study found if you're on edge and in a hurry
all the time, the tension needs some sort of outlet
or tranquilizer, and food often becomes a solution. It's almost
like when you don't get enough sleep. Food is what
balances your hormone, sometimes temporarily because you're like, oh, I
feel like I need to get a cookie or something.
Only temporary. But patience is also key with healthy food.

(01:08:32):
Fast foods a quick route, but cooking a well balanced
mell at home takes five times as long. But there's
patience there. But you will benefit weight wise. So instead
of trying to lose weight and be like I'm just
gonna lose weight, try to be more patient with life apparently,
and the weight we'll just fall off. Stories from weight
watchers etiquette experts stay to never stay a week at
somebody's house. To keep from losing friendships or straining relationships

(01:08:52):
with family, it's important to set up boundaries for overnight stays.
The ideal amount of time to stay is three days
and two nights, which allows for the most enjoyment without
either party feeling used. Felt that why why I'm just
I'm just happened recently over the holidays, we may have
had some long stays and like, yeah, that three day

(01:09:13):
is definitely needed. It becomes to the point where you're like,
I just can't wait for them to leave, and that's
your feeling of them once they're gone, that end part
where you're retired of them. That if they're staying with you.
I guess it depends who I could take away. A
week can take two weeks, two weeks, ooh, that's tough

(01:09:36):
unless you're doing your own things some as well. I
guess the problem is you have to entertain them the
whole time. So if it's somebody who comes and can
entertain themselves. For example, Caitlyn's parents when they come to town,
they just do their own thing. It's awesome, Like I
come do my thing, Caitlin's get her thing and they
do their thing and then we kind of regather in
the evening. That's nice, like that works because we don't
feel like we have to babysit then the whole time.
But if somebody says four or five days and you're

(01:09:57):
constantly having to go like, okay, I gotta find something
to do, you got to. It's not even their fault.
It's just you're tired because you're having to figure out
all this stuff to do and you can't get back
in your own schedule and your own routine. Yeah, and
it's awkward if you're there and you go take a nap,
it's like you feel like you have to stay awake.
Oh I hate that, you know, interesting perspective, that's accurate
if you want to go watch a TV show. Yes,
it is so frustrating. I'm like, oh, I guess I

(01:10:18):
can't dig a nap today because they're still here. I
hadn't surprise that bothers lunchbox. He's normally not considerate of
what other people might think. Well, no, because they want
to go do things and it's like, wow, I can't
nap all right? Well cool, but he also really loves naps,
so yeah, well, this guy goes to a McDonald's drive
through and he was handed a bag full of cash,
was a sausage McMuffin. His name's Josiah. He was about

(01:10:41):
to dig into his fast food when he found wads
of dollar bills and his plastic to go bag. He
had ordered the sausam muffin and to drive through, and
it was like, there's a bunch of cash, And then
he looked there were all these zip block pouches. So
he put it on TikTok. He gave them money back
and they gave him two hundred bucks as a reward.
It's from the Dailymail. Now, if this would have happened

(01:11:01):
with me, I would have thought it was some sort
of drug deal for sure. That's why I don't know
that that was the case, because it could have also been. Listen,
it might have been, but it could have also been
they were putting the money somewhere to take it to
the bank bank like a manager. Like that would happen
when I worked at hobby lobby and they jumped him
and killed him. Oh, I told you that that story
right when I worked a hobby lobby. I don't remember
after I left, right after right after I left the

(01:11:23):
manager was walking out with the bag and they jumped
him the bag and killed him. I mean with the money.
I don't kill me, just take it. Huh. Yeah. I
don't know what happened there because I just but it
was a bad one. Also, if if you are putting
money in a bag to go to the bank, like,
don't use the McDonald's bag. I mean yes, unless you
work at McDonald's. People everywhere, well, you know, people to
think that it's a money bag. Okay, walk out where

(01:11:46):
the bag said. This is not money, not a bag
with a dollar sign on it. No, not a monopoly bag.
The story is from the Daily Mail. But it's five
thousand bucks. Oh man, I would have kept it. I
just don't think that's drug deal money, but when looking
at it, definitely could have been. And maybe the story Mike,
what do you think because I haven't seen the update
this morning. I just saw this yesterday. I don't think
it's drug deal money. I think it was money meant

(01:12:07):
to go somewhere from the restaurant or you know, from
the chain, whatever you gonna call it. All right, Next
up Meta, which is Facebook and Instagram will free the nipple.
That's what does that mean Facebook and Instagram they left
a band on bare breast because it impedes the right
to expression, and they said, okay, it's not inclusive, so

(01:12:28):
we're gonna So does that mean we just have topless people? Absolutely?
It is where the guys can show their nipples and
girls can't. Though, just fundamentally it is. It is, and
I'm also gonna tell you why, because one is, nips
are actually valuable and worth something. We should have to
hide guys because they're worthless, which is like the value
is milk. And I think it's breast feeding. Sometimes it
gets flagged and people get very upset about that because

(01:12:52):
it's like, wait, why why would you block me because
of this? But this doesn't only account in breastfeeding, right,
this is all Yeah, it's all who just put them out? Wow?
I don't know even that that's the case. I think
this is still this story is still like moving to
a place. Yeah, but I do just saying on record,
I think it's weird that we can show our nipples
the same exact body part. We can show our nipples

(01:13:14):
as guys and be like, look at me, I got
nor shirt on, and women have to put a shirt
on because nipples are the same, but yours actually do
a job, and we're very thankful for it because if
they didn't do that job, we wouldn't be here, kids
couldn't and all no reasons like oh, I'm gonna get
on Facebook more. It's because of people like lunch Fox. Yeah, anyway,
there's that. I don't know where this ends up going

(01:13:36):
or how they end up regulating it, because I'm sure
there's saying gonna be a bunch of naked people on
there whose job is that. I'm sure it's going to
be inclusive to a lot of folks. Um, but the
headline says meta will free the nipple. A woman screams
that she hopes the plane she's being kicked out of crashes. Oh.

(01:13:59):
A woman kicked off as Spirit Airlines flight in Las
Vegas told the other passengers, I hope y'all crash and die.
What did they all do? There's been no official world.
I don't think they did anything, get anything exact. Probably
did a little little drinking, if I'm just guessing there's
been no official world on while the one or male
companion were escorted off the flight, and I'm not saying
she was for sure drinking. I'm saying, when we hear
these stories, that's what it feels like usually. But a

(01:14:21):
comment was made after she was right outside the door
of the plane. Here is a clip. She sounds a
little far away, but she yells it, and then you
hear the reaction. Go ahead the whole play, Oh no,
you did it, and die All right, that's the news.

(01:14:44):
Thank you. Bob's story was something that has caused so
many calls and people arguing. Fighting has been changing your
name after you get divorced. So you get married a
lot of to take their huband's last name. Then if
they get divorced, it's do I keep the husband's last

(01:15:04):
name or do I change it back to my original. Now,
the understanding that I have is, you know, if the
kids have your last name, you keep it. I don't
get who his hers. You want to keep the same
name as your kids, so I don't think you should
have to change it. Secondly, if it's your professional name
and you're like, I want to keep it, or if
he just like I'm lazy, I don't gonna go through
the process again, all good. You do not have to

(01:15:25):
change it unless you feel the need to. So man,
we put up a pole, thousands of people. It was
like fifty two forty eight. I don't even know who,
but it was close. And if you should change your
last name when you get divorced. Here's Caitlin in Wichita, Kansas,
who's on the phone, just talking about this a little
bit one more time. Caitlin, what do you want to
say about that? I just wanted to say that I

(01:15:47):
kind of have the opposite situation going on. I'm still married.
I married my husband in twenty eighteen, took his last name.
Then we had our first boy in twenty twenty one,
so he has his last name. And then some kind
of unfortun situations happened. We lost an older cousin, male
cousin in twenty twenty one, and he didn't have children.
So the next year we lost my older brother in

(01:16:08):
a car accident. He didn't have children, and I kind
of realized mine made a name, might not get passed on,
and that kind of upset me. So we're currently pregnant
with baby boyd number two, doing May, and I changed
my name back to my maiden name, and my plan
is to name baby number two my maiden name and
get it passed on and so yeah, I just thought

(01:16:30):
it was a unique situation. I'm kind of set on
it already, But what are your guys of stuffs? I
love it and life is a unique situation. Like anytime
there's a rule just generally presented as this is the rule,
this is why we do it. It's always been done
like this. I hate those rules. I don't even care
what it is. If the only reason it exists is
because it's always existed, that's a bad reason for it too,
is for it to exist. So listen, we considered me

(01:16:54):
taking my wife's last name. That's crazy that we talked
through about every possibility because I said, you do not
have to take my last name if you would like to,
and she wanted to, but you do not have to,
and we talked about every possibility. So life is a
unique experience and circumstance and there's a reason why you're

(01:17:17):
doing it, and that's important to you. So rock and
roll on that in party every day, is what I say.
Because of that. I love it. Actually, and so you
do you long getting hurting kids or animals? I'm down
for it, So Caitlin, I appreciate that story. I have
a good day. You guys are cool with that, right? Yeah,
oh I would if I was her husband, I would
not want that. What do you like that she is

(01:17:39):
going to take her name back? But there's a reason
right now, I understand there's always a reason, but there's
a reason she took his name, A big one. If
she if she's like, I would like from my last name,
from my family that's been here for hundreds of years,
to continue on that name. You wouldn't even no, Okay,
it is unfair that you can lose a last name
like that. It's so dumb that women have to give
theirs up. It's so dumb. And I get called a

(01:18:01):
feminist all the time. I'm a dude, right, it's still
you guys know I'm a dude. Yeah, I have called
feminist all the time because I was talking about nipples
and how it's not fair and I'm talking about makeup
and how came you and I'm talking about it's unfair
that you guys have to take our last names and
it's just because well our parents did it. They're well
they don't have to, then they don't have to get married.
That's I mean. If they don't want to take the
last name and they don't get married. It's not easy.

(01:18:22):
Speaking of name changes, this was interesting. Hey, Raymundo, So
you have a friend that changed her name because maybe
not of cancel culture, but because of the name being
a bat like Karen. Right. Yeah, So she she came
to our wedding her name it was Nick and Karen,
and then we meet up in Vegas and she's like,
she now goes by Kiki, and so I don't know
if it's from this Drake song, but I mean, Keke

(01:18:45):
was pretty fun in Vegas and there wasn't any weird
like Karen jokes. Is that why she's changed the name?
Oh yeah, I mean she hadn't changed it officially. She
just has people call her Keki because if they're like,
oh Karen, well yeah, the first five seconds of a conversation,
oh my gosh, and how can you ever complain about somebody?
It's something they're gonna come at you like because you're
a Karen. She's actually a really sweet lady. She's not

(01:19:06):
a Karen. She's it sounds like she's also more fun
as a key. That name, to me, fair or not,
sounds like the name assigned to people that are dancing
on a Yeah, bar I don't know. I don't know
a Keki. I don't either, but it's like, but if
I ever heard that name, it would be like on

(01:19:26):
stage three, Keiki. Yeah, and that's unfair. She's my that's
unfair talk Keki's out there. But I would understand not
wanting to go by Karen because every conversation would be
about the name Karen. It would be like if your
name were Alexa. Here we go, and that's a name

(01:19:47):
that real people have, and probably not as much anymore
because you don't want to be named after that. But
can you imagine if that's your name and you're twenty
three terrible, every conversation is going be that, and you're
gonna setting off. Everybody's all around their phone constantly. Yeah,
and so right, is she going by that just generally
now with friends and family and stuff like that. Yeah,

(01:20:09):
but I mean it's still on her version to get Karen.
But that's okay. Nobody knows that exactly. Let me grab
a call here. I said, if you need a kick
in the pants, call me up. I'll give you one
and we'll continue to take these calls. But I want
to put on let's go Brandy in Houston Texas. Brandy,
do you need a kick in the pants? I do not.
I actually need some invite. Okay, well you're on the phone.

(01:20:31):
I figured that's what it was. Go ahead, I'm gonna
kick in the pants anyway. Whatever she says here, I'm
kicking her hands. Go ahead. Okay. Well, I'm thirty seven,
I've never been on a plane and never been out
of this state of Texas, and in May I'm going
to Las Vegas. I'm so nervous. I wanted to know God,
any advice. Yeah, I'm gonna give you kicking the pants
and motivational. Yeah, it does fit. That's why I thought
it was that. Yes. By the way, I will say

(01:20:53):
this is someone who has to fly all the time
and hates flying. I hate it with all my guts
because it doesn't seem natural. I feel like the pilots
get up there every single time and look at each
other and go, I can't believe this happened. This worked again.
I can't believe this massive chunk of metal got up again. Wow,
that's what I feel like really happens up there. Like
they're also in disbelief, like, oh, well, Mike, we did
it again. Who thought so that being said, I also

(01:21:17):
sometimes have to separate my irrational fears from the real
world and know that first of all, you can do
the whole more car racks than plane crashes. And yes
there are more cars on the road, but they're talking
about even percentage wise, And you got a lot of
idiots in cars. You're driving to work, and you're trusting

(01:21:39):
all those idiots to not swerve in you're landing and
hit you with pilots. That would be like a professional
driver driving you to work, like watching for other cars,
knowing exactly. And also science, I just do that sometimes science.
I don't really know how science I trust them for medicine,
I just get up there and I get scared and

(01:21:59):
I go, well, science, so take it from me. I
don't like it either. But you can look at the
history of flight. Look at this year in flight. There's
almost zero commercial American flights that crash, and if they do,
there's almost none that crash where there are a bunch
of deaths. I saw one that ran into one that
was parked, but that was on the ground. Think about

(01:22:21):
how self obsessed you would be to think that your
plane is going to go down. Of all the planes,
yet every single one out there, and I am self obsessed.
The show wouldn't be called this if if I wasn't.
So I'm going to tell you this, Brandy. It is
absolutely fair to have that fear, because I have it too.
But sometimes you have to separate and pull the irrational
out and go I have the fear, and here's why.

(01:22:43):
But it isn't fair to have that fear because there's
nothing that tells me I should. I'm usually only scared
of things that I know exist and that other people
have experience where I've experienced in the past. I never
experienced plane crash, So Brandy, the plane is not going
to crash. You're gonna get on there and feel tight
and you're gonna I can't believe, but it happens all

(01:23:03):
the time, every single day. It's like surgery. I'm going
to I'm probably gonna die. You got to get cut
open that crap all time every day. Cat you open
fix it, so back up and you're good. Away we go.
I'd rather get on a plane in the surgery, and
I trust surgery, So Brandy, you can do it. And
it's okay to be scared and welcome the nerves. And
it's a new experience. Be grateful for that. But you're

(01:23:23):
gonna land and you're gonna have fun, and you're gonna
nervous getting back up again, and then you're gonna land
and it's gonna be great. Does she sit by the
window or the aisle? I prefer sitting by the window
because I feel like if we are crashing, I could
jump out right when it's crashing and just be be like,
oh okay, good right before hits like I'm getting close
to the ground, jump out, okay, land and then it crashes.

(01:23:43):
But that's also irrational. It is. Yeah, Brandy, you got it.
I promise you. If I can do it, you can
do it. And remember science. Just say that to yourself.
That's it. Have a good day, Brandy. All right. That's
a kick in the pants. She didn't know she needed that,
but I I gave her that. And she's going to Vegas, baby,
and have a good flight. You have a good fight
to have surgery. What about together? The guy on YouTube

(01:24:08):
mister Beast, which, by the way, his name is mister Beast,
but he's a very friendly looking guy. Yeah, I would
think a guy named mister Beast would look like a beast. Yeah,
why is that his name? Do you know, Mike? It's
just his gamer tag, got it? And so he's so rich,
like he makes apparently three to five million bucks per month,
And so he does what Mike on YouTube, who do you?
Crazy things like get a bunch of people to stay

(01:24:29):
in a circle, and if they can stay in there
for a short amount of days, he'll give him like
one hundred thousand dollars big elabory videos. And then I
saw him once this riding a roller coaster. He's like,
he tests out a roller coaster. Yeah, so he does
a bunch of normalish stuff but it's kind of fun
to watch. But he's did it way early in his
corner to that market. So mister Beast makes about three
to five million bucks per month. He's only twenty four

(01:24:50):
years old, which is wild super famous except if he
walked in the room, Amy, would you know who was?
No lunchbox? No, I never heard him until a couple
of weeks, Eddie, No clue, Mike, but you love him. Yeah,
he's awesome. Here's the story YouTube giant mister Beast. He
decided to leave the driver of a car that he
had just barely scratched, like nine thousand bucks, even though

(01:25:13):
the guy was like, man, this is so minor, like
five hundred bucks will do. He's like, no, no no, no,
he's so much money. He's given nine thousand dollars. Gosh
that video and I get this. He did a video
of it, and that video got over fifty three million views,
so it made way more than it's crazy then amount.
So I don't know mister Beast either, but if you
can meet him, you would, Oh yeah, definitely. Who is um?

(01:25:36):
It's a celebrity. Were in a very fractured celebrity world. Now.
Some people that you think are famous your friend may
not even know. There are people on social media who
were experts in broccoli or bungee jumping or but somebody
else may not even have ever heard of them. There's
so many TV shows right now, So Amy, who's the
celebrity that we probably wouldn't know? But you're like, wow,

(01:25:57):
that's so cool, right. I'm so into her that I
feel like everybody knows her, but y'all won't go ahead,
it's Mel Robbins. Let's try to guess who she is.
Mel does anybody now to be inspirational? I don't passo.
That's Marty Robins. She's a girl, Mexican girl. That's Melby.
That's Melby. Yeah, who is mel Robbins. She's an author,

(01:26:17):
she's a Yes, a motivational speaker, very inspiring. She's the
creator of the five second rule. If you dropped it
on the floor, you get eating five seconds. Oh yeah,
no if you, which is very good for me. Someone
that I was a snoozer, But Bobby, you helped me
get out of that. But I use the five second
rules sometimes you get out of bed and not snooze.
What's the rule though? Five four, three two one? Go
do what you need to do, like you count down

(01:26:39):
from five and then no excuses. So it's just a method.
It's like, okay, just get up and do it. Stop
being a whim right, I like it. By. I don't
call it that. I call it you've ben beat up
your whole life. Don't keep allowing that to happen. So
be a man. If if she walked in right now,
I would, I would get that's cool. I'm looking at
her Instagram. She has two point nine million followers, so yeah, right,

(01:26:59):
I wouldn't she was I'm sure she's awesome. Fractured fractured
celebrity world. Eddie. Oh easy, Eddie Mueller. You know who
he is. Let me guess, Eddie Mueller, he was leave
it to Beaver's neighbor. No, Edie, Nope. Oh, he has
to be someone with an adoption agency. No, Eddie Mueller.
Go ahead. Eddie Mueller is the host of Noir Alley.

(01:27:20):
It's a show on Turner Classic Movies. It only comes
out on Saturday nights. Dude, he is so cool and
he knows everything about the nineteen forties black and white
noir films. Unbelievable. If I saw that guy, I would
geek out. You're saying nor what is noir? It's like crime.
It's like black and white crime movie. It's in O
I R. Let's look. I wouldn't know how to say it.

(01:27:40):
No more Noir. I mean, I guess you can of
your friends. I don't know. But okay, that like the
pinot No, I don't know how you spelled pino noir
the wine. Yeah, okay, lunchbox, Oh, you have a lot
every celebrity to him. What's the guy John? But I've
already met him, got it? I met him at a bar,
got it, and I cornered him and yelled at him
for thirty minutes and made him take a shot with me.

(01:28:03):
And when Lee Maloney creeped him out on YouTube or
creep on instagram on Instagram and then you met them,
is I introduce you to him and then creeped him
out on in real life? Yes, and then he never
accepted my collaboration on my Instagram video. So the miss
is huh angry at me. I don't know why so
now and he's scared more than angry. Go ahead, ct CT.
He's got to be a real world I don't know

(01:28:24):
who that is, but real world I would actually know him,
but from way back in the day. Yeah, is her
real world. And then he's also on the challenge And
at forty years old, he went back to back champion.
I mean he is. All these young guys are coming
in there, they're gonna buck the pro and CT says, hey,
I'm not even in shape. I'll beat you. And now
that I want, I better get in shape. And I

(01:28:45):
won again, back to back titles. He is amazing, still
doing it forty years old. CT is a beast. That's
awesome looking at him, but he is a absolute an.
His name is Underscore, famous for nothing. Oh yeah, six
hundred and fifty six thousand Instagram followers. But people are

(01:29:05):
passionate about him ver CT. Okay, I mean in one
of the eliminations, it was like you had to get
someone and drag him and knock over a barrel. He
put Johnny Bananas on his back and carried him like
a little puppy. It was hilarious. You love CT, love him.
Who would you rather hang out with for a night,
Johnny Bananas or CT? Oh don't do that to me.
Oh man, that's tough, that's real tough. Probably that hard. Yeah, bananas.

(01:29:32):
Bananas parties though, like that? Right? Yeah? I don't know
if c CT has a kid now, so I don't
know if he parties still, I would have to go Bananas.
That's tough, man, you have kids, like you're still party
a little bit. But I've partied with bananas, so maybe
I need to part I don't know, okay, So mine,
I mean when I was doing this segment last night,
I made a whole list before I was able to

(01:29:53):
ask you guys, and so I did Craig Kilbourne's podcast,
but it was zoomed. Does that count as meeting him? Yes?
It does, Yes, you met him, talked, I've never seen
him in person. Craig kilburne Amy was because I David
Letterman has been my hero in my whole life. But
everybody knows who David Letterman is. Craig kilburn did a
late show on CBS and was quit. He quit. He

(01:30:16):
was like he was successful, and I was like it
was burning me out, so he quit way early. But
I was always a big fan. Would you know who
that was? That? Craig Kilburn only from you? Okay, but
but it counts because I met him, but even virtually.
Oh yeah, dude, fair enough. I have two other ones then,
Mark Grace, okay, first baseman for the Chicago Cubs when
I was a kid, number seventeen. Never met him, wrote

(01:30:38):
about him my book. I think he sent me. Uh
maybe it was either him himmer Sting and they found
my book and wrote their name and it melt it
back to me. That's pretty cool. It wasn't like a message.
I feel like you're at the level now that you
could hit up Mark Grayson. I'd be nervous, go have dinner.
You'd be like, hey, wherever he lives Arizona and be like,
hey man, I'm gonna be out there, you gonna grab dinner? Oh,

(01:31:00):
I totally geek out. And the other one. I listen
to a podcast all the time called Pardon My Take
and Big Cat. Do you guys know that Big Cat? Yeah?
Like that would be super cool, like to hang out.
Is it a big dude? Um? Not? I mean just
normal ish, but yeah, probably a little bigger. But it's
you know those guys. I'd freak out if I don't

(01:31:20):
know what I would do, I probably wouldn't be cool.
That's tough, right, It's tough. It's tough to keep your
cool when you make someone. I'm at Mark Grace, I
don't know what I would talk about except I have
all the stuff I want to talk about, but I
don't know what I would talk about. Why don't you
line him up for twenty five whistles? Baseball player know
how to get a hold of him? DMO Yeah you

(01:31:43):
Dallas Cowboys dot com and you're next thing. You know
you're hanging out Jared Jones. There's no Mark Grayce dot
com to get a hold old old Chicago Cubs players
dot com. Ray, who is it for you? Yeah? Aaron Brody,
she won for lover her money way back in the day,
like fifteen years ago. It's where the she could win
a million dollars or choose love. The dude didn't know
she was either choosing money or love. He never knew
about the money. So she just escaped the show with

(01:32:05):
a million bucks. Super famous. I think she was on
it twice. But you can't yell super famous if you
never heard of her. Fractually famous, it's a fractured fan.
And then she's best friends now a Genie Buss all
this stuff under the Lakers. Yeah, and so she h
And then she's private on Instagram and she accepted me,
and so I get to see all her stuff. And
if she came in here, I love her. How many
followers does she have? Like two thousand? Really? And she

(01:32:27):
accepted you. Yeah, and then she ended up getting with
a guy from Big Brother. They got a divorce. I mean,
I'm so invested. If she came in here, I'd fall
out of my chair. Her name is, yeah, Aaron Brody,
Aaron Brody, Kirby Kirby two thousand, three hundred followers, and
Ray is one of them. No, that's who she's That's
how many Sho's following follows follow Ray. She follows sixteen
hundred and raised one of them. Wow, but that's not

(01:32:50):
that's not a lot lot, it's just a lot. Yeah.
Maybe she sees what you're doing up to occasionally. So
her name, I'm want to google her. I need to
spell Aaron Underscore, Brody underscore, Kirby. Is it's a girl?
So ri I am? Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, thank you?
Right scobody have anybody that you're like weird about that's
fracturedly famous? Yes, Phil Henry, he's a radio guy. He's dead.
He's dead. You just broke his Is he not dead? No?

(01:33:13):
I think he's still alive. Phil Henry. He was incredible.
He was the kind of guy and people don't know this,
but he's alive. Okay, cool, good, Thank god, because I
know him. He's still all the voices, Yeah, all the
voices in one shot. He'd do it live. You'd have
a phone over here, a caller, he'd be the caller,
he'd be him, he'd be a guest. It was incredible
what he could do back in the time when technology
didn't really exist that we have now. He would go, Okay,
we got a guy on that has been on an

(01:33:33):
alien spaceship s. Are you there? Yes, I am, so
what'd you see on there? All the alien probe me?
And he was doing multiple voices, doing the guest as well.
People didn't know that they would hear it. He's not
dead though, right, he's alive. Now he's got a website.
Sorry Phil Henry, All right, thank you guys for that.
You guys can call us too if you have one
eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, Sorry day. This story

(01:33:57):
comes to us from Georgia. Man was waiting outside of
business when an employee was leaving, locking up for the night,
and he pulls out a gun. Give me the money,
Give me the money. They start wrestling. Someone else walks up.
He's like, I gotta flee. He starts running. There's a
patch of ice. Oh gods, knocks himself out. Those people
falling on ice. But I don't like to watch those.

(01:34:17):
But if I accidentally watch those, I get a good laugh.
I get too. If I'm scrolling through, I don't like this.
If it's like guy falls, I won't watch. But if
it happens in front of my eyes and I can't
really control it, I'm like, dude, it happened to my
wife in front of me, and I wanted to laugh,
but it hurt. No, no, no, she was hurt. I
remember I worked at Sam's and it would start raining
and people would run from the parking lot and then

(01:34:38):
they would try to slam on the brakes right when
they got inside, and very slippery and numerous times whoopo.
But then you're sitting there and just like, yeah, you
can't beat ice like that way ice winds. You can't
out strength ice. You can't be stronger or faster than
ice ice winds. And even if you don't fall, you
look like an idiot trying to catch or a lunchbox

(01:35:04):
at your bone head story of the day. I just
know I'm only doing this because it's late in the
show and kids are already in school, and we don't
curse on this show. We're not dirty, but we do
Morning Corny's earlier in Morning Cornies after dark, which is
not dark, but you get a Morning Corny after dark.
It's a little more risky. Yes, here we go, and
now the Morning Corny after Dark. This is Taylor and

(01:35:27):
Georgia who left us this voicemail. I have After Dark Corny.
What did the egg say to the bowling water. I
don't know if I can get hard. I just got late.
It's mortis. I like that one. We can air that.

(01:35:54):
It's about an egg. Yeah, I mean it's an egg. Yes, yeah, yeah,
well I mean, well that's a hard boiled egg. What
are we talking about? Yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah, hard
boiled egg and the chickens just laid it. Okay, that's
the Corny after Dark. That was morning Corny after Dark.

(01:36:16):
It was that was our final show. I mean that's
I mean, she made it more acceptable because of her
last form. It's an egg. We're talking about an egg exactly,
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