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November 27, 2025 37 mins

Happy Thanksgiving from everyone here at The Bobby Bones Show! Lunchbox shows his softer side as he hits the streets to offer random acts of kindness to strangers. We also play 'Never Gonna Get It' with a listener. Plus, show members compete and try to 'Name That Song'!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Transmitting, Welcome to Thursday Show Morning Studio.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
We're gonna play a game. We tested this in the
test kitchen, which means the post show podcast. I will
exclaim sing the very first word, and you have to
name what song it is. Just I'll give you an example.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Okay, body the All Star All Star.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
That that would be All Star by smash Mountnight writes,
answers down. Okay, but if I just go PM from that,
you have to figure out that it's Buddy once told
me the right. Okay, So I have five of these.
I'm just gonna do the first. Sometimes it's not even
a word. Is not a word. Some is the word.

(00:54):
That's not a word.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
It is a word.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I don't say them, says I guess I'll some, he
says some. Ready, here we go. Let's go. Ain't. Ain't
it's the first. Ain't. That's how I'll do it with
no music behind it. So you can get that because

(01:16):
I'm nailing it. Ain't.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I'm in h five seconds time, lunchbox.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Ain't gonna fool me? Okay, how would that go? Ain't
gonna fool me?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Amy, Ain't no sunshine.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Eddie, Ain't no sunshine? When she's gone his the name
of the song you have written down, ain't no sunshine
when She's gone. It's ain't no sunshine, Amy, You're correct.
What what's It's not all those words, but it is
ain't no sunshine when She's gone. All I can think
it is ain't the sharpest tool and the shed. We
have to do exact titles that you know, the I
know sorry about Thank you for not getting angry and yelling. Okay,

(02:03):
I'm good, all right, number two do? Okay, we'll do
one more time. Here we go do I'm in This
game is getting slightly better, like it was terrible when
we first tried in the test kitchen. But that's that's
like everything else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So can you name
the song? I'm doing this by the first word? Here
we go one more time? Do five seconds? Guys, hang it.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
I can't get there.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
You can get there.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
No, I have it, but I can't. I can't because
you can't sing it out.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Loud, lunchbox dookie, Amy, do.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
You have the time Eddie?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Basket Case? This song is Basketcase and the song I'm
singing is do you have the time to listen to me?

Speaker 5 (02:49):
Why?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
That was perfect? The name of the album. Yes, here
we go. Next up. Hey, I'm in, Wow, way wow
one done? Here it is again. Hey, I'm in.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Can I share.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
Something with you?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Bobby?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
No, No, you want to know?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Not yet.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Okay, you can't.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
After the song. I don't want to give anybody anything
any value. One more time. Hey, I'm in for the
wind lunchbox. Hey Jude Eddie, Hey Jude Amy, Hey Jude. Correct,
Now you can share.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Oh, I think you've been practicing because you got better.
You're better.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
No, I didn't actually know what songs were doing ahead
of time, which last time I was making u us
we were going got it? Oh? Yeah, I was just like,
here's the game. I just thought of it my head
five seconds.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Well, either way, it's better.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, because you had time to think about it.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Okay, you're doing well, you're doing a good job.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
You know what gave me an extra point exactly, that's
what I knew she was going for.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
No, it's not at all. I just it's more fun
when it's.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Two left, when it's better preparation. Yes, here we go,
Bob it again. Raise that one? Race that for your mind, Bob,
h two left war I did again, Bob, I'm in.

(04:14):
I spoked too soon. She spoke too soon that I
was doing a good job. Wow, Amy, you're taking it back.
She backhands me with that. She didn't know the answer,
because I mean, if I got it right, I think
you're doing a great job. Thank you, lunchboxbody.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
That's the first.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
It doesn't have to be the first of the song.
It could be at any major point of the song.
Lunchbox answer, Yeah, no, dignity, Amy.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Bob Eddie, Barbara Ann Bob by by Barbara.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
And by.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
What decade are we in?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
A decade? We did nineties, we did two thousands, we
did hat dude from the Beatles. I hate Jude was
a long time ago, too. Hater, hater for sure.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
For thrill?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Really? What as the Beatles? The Beatles? Yes, yeah, okay,
last one, Eddie's up.

Speaker 7 (05:05):
Even with the butt kissing, You're up, but Amy's extra point.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah, but then I went back, took it.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
All right? Last one? Ready? You whoa hold on? Here
it is again? Yeah, you don't have that? Why are
you now? That was your best one yet? And you
hear it again? One what you get it? One more time?
Here we go, Lunchboxes one point cannot win, but he

(05:37):
can well he can play. I can play. You can
still win, Eddie, you can still win. Lunchbox all right,
time is up? Eddie answered down, Let's go to lunchbox.
Hound Dog, you ain't nothing better hamd Dog. You ought
to know? Alanis Moore said, Amy.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
You got what I want?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Did you say you got? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
So I have just a friend?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Uh? The answer is you ain't nothing but your dude,
Elvis d He is a winner.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Anonymous sin bars a question to.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Be Hello, Bobby Bones. My son's basketball coach is great
at motivating the team, but he can come off as
kind of mean toward the kids that they don't perform well.
My son comes home feeling defeated after every practice. I
want to talk to the coach, but I'm afraid will

(06:49):
affect my son's time on the field. Should I intervene
or let my son learn to deal with tough coaching?
Signed a single mom. Now, My immediate answer is in life,
you have to deal with lots of bosses or lots
of people you work with that have different styles of communication.
That's the easy answer, And I go let your son
deal with it because this is going to happen his
whole life. The only time that I would add, like

(07:11):
a caveat is if you feel that how the coach
is acting or reacting is could somewhat seem emotionally abusive.
It doesn't feel like that's the case. I just need
to say that because there are sometimes you'll see a
viral clip of like a coach grabbing a kid by
the and again even that I'm like that showbiz baby,
but it's not for everybody. So I just want to

(07:32):
put that caveat out there. If it is so bad,
you just pull your kid from the team. So you
either pull your kid from the team that it's so
bad that it's not healthy for your kid, or you
let them learn to deal with different coaching styles because
this is a part of life, dude. I remember once

(07:53):
we went out senior year of high school. I love
my head football coach, meaning I didn't have a father
year for a lot of my life, so any discipline
that I learned from those really formative years before Arkansas
Keith came into the picture was and he didn't choose
to be my disciplinary father figure, but was my head
football coach. Coach Victor Gandolf. He had me from seventh grade,

(08:17):
eighth grade all the way to my twelfth grade year
of high school, and I was captain of the high
school football team. And I go out and I make
a bad decision on a coin flip, and I screw up.
And I was supposed to be the smart guy because
I definitely am not the best athlete on the team,
but I was a pretty smart player, and I make
a really dumb decision, and my dumb decision, it's the
coin flip. Gave them the ball to start the game,
and gave them the wall again at halftime, and I

(08:39):
walked off the field right after. And he learned he
gotten by the face mask in front of everybody, the fans,
you could hear it. And he goes, You're one of
the smartest people I've ever coached, but that's the dumbest
blanket thing I've ever seen in my life, screamed right
in my face. And I'm very grateful for that, because
I was like, yeah, I kind of needed that. I
need to be like coddled. It wasn't really dumb. That

(09:01):
hurts the man. I still so dumb. I'm so dumb.
And he was very disciplined with his coaching and beyond time.
Every time there are different styles of communication from from
different people that you're gonna be a subordinate of I
think it's great that he has a coach is tough

(09:21):
on him. What's the coach supposed to do? It's coach
wants results and giving them popsicles in the working. Sometimes
you got to coach kids hard. Leave the kid in,
don't talk to the coach. You gotta talk to the coach.
He's not gonna play it human nature. Coach is gonna
be like, oh, he's a pud and his mom's a pud.
How's bad news. It's last showbiz, that's life. It's probably

(09:44):
gonna help your kid more that it's gonna hurt your kid.
I understand why you would feel that's way you want
to protect your kid, But sometimes protecting somebody's actually hurting them.
Long run macro versus micro, So good for the coach,
the coach who cares at least about winning sounds like it,
and then that what that's all about. Yes, always leave
your kid in. I just have to say that if
SE's abusive, get your kid off the team. Don't even

(10:05):
tart of the coach. But if not, let him learn
about hard coaching. It may actually be to his benevent
All right, there you go. You may be surprised to
learn you can bring Thanksgiving dinner with you if you fly.
It's possible to transport an entire turkey all the fixings,
as long as it's packed safely inside your checked bags.
Stop right, I'd be afraid that things would like get out.
But items that are liquid but have frozen completely solid.

(10:29):
If you're gravy in it, yeah, it's considered a solid.
You can even put that in your carry.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
On well, as long as it doesn't exceed the ounces.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
It's solid. It's not liquid, and alcohol doesn't freeze, so
you can get that on the other side, just buy that, sure,
But no, yeah, I mean if you freeze it, it's
a solid.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, So anytime I like take a weapon through, I
freeze it and they never even question it. It's really cool.
But bake you gos like pies, cakes, Thanksgiving sides like
mac and cheese green if they can be frozen properly
and carry on, or you can put it in your
checked Okay.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
That's the part where I'd guess. I just get nervous
that they suddenly tell me it wasn't properly frozen and
they throw it out, and I'd be like.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
TSA or is that TikTok dot com? Okay, so I
would assume it's from like TSA. So what I would
be worried about is that the TSA when they go
through your stuff, they think that like scrumptures and take
it for themselves, right, So just.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Go ahead and check it. That's what I used to
do when I wanted to take my own stuff me.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
When they check it, because sometimes opened your bag and
there's up papers, like we went through your stuff. Yeah yeah,
and I'm like, where's my dressing an, you know, reading
in the break room back there somewhere.

Speaker 8 (11:31):
True.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all. It's Cody Johnson.

Speaker 7 (11:36):
My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is elastic pants.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Happy Thanksgiving from the Bobby Bones Show.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
It's time for the good news.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
How Much Box.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
There's a thirteen year old girl in California. She's walking
home from school, just enjoying the beautiful day, when all
sudden a man attacks.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
He comes up. He throws a punch, but she's been
taking jiu jitsu.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
She dodges the punch, Boom, puts them on the headlock,
flings them to the ground.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Boom and breaks his ankle. Wow, had to be like,
what the heck? Like he made a decision. He's gonna
do something terrible. He's gonna attack a thirteen year old
girl for what reason. I don't know, doesn't know. They
just said he may have been under the influence. Well
if he wanted like her money, if ever want to
eate something even worse, and he's like, all right, easy target,
let's go. Oh crap. There's a point. It's like when

(12:33):
someone gets stuck in a chimney trying to break into
a house, where they go, oh, well, I'm stuck. Now
this sucks. He had that same feeling at some point
as he's getting his butt walped by a young teenager.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
Yeah, she's been doing jiu jitsu for three years and
she just took her training and just said do what
I know.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
That's amazing, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
That's that sound effect.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
And she broke his ankle.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
I mean she didn't.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
I mean she when she tossed me, broke his ink.
I mean it's not like she kicked him right in
the ankle and broke it, but sounds like she broke it. Hey,
if she tossed him and broke it, that's even cooler.
I'd say she's thirteen tossing a grown No.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
I agree, Yeah, Like my son did jiu jitsu for
a while, and I just remember a lot of rolling on.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
The ground, like jiu jitsu is very much ground based. Yeah,
but they're throwing. That's when they grabbed the other person
by their uniform whatever you call that, their robe, their
gape cape, what's it called. It's got a real name,
then you should know your jiu jitsu mom.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
I was a jiu jitsu mom a few years ago,
so that escapes me.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Now, is it their name? No, I doesn't say her name.
Good will protect the rights as a thirteen year old
to good, which is way more than he did. Not
him the guy, the bad guy.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
It's called a geh, the g Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Do the thing in stories. Lunchbox does that in games
where after he misses it, he's like, I knew it.
I had it.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
No, now that you say it, of course, I remember
always being like, do you have your gee? I'll meet
you in the car. Get your gee?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Is your ge washed all of a sudden anyway, great story,
that's what it's all about. Who was telling me something good?
I had to give lunchbox money for this bit. But
he also used his money, right, correct, So I'm good.
So we had to tell me something good. Where a
lady was in line at the store. The person in
front of her was struggling to pay for whatever reason,

(14:15):
credit card didn't work, it didn't have any money. She said,
let me get it for you. She paid for the
person's groceries. So I said the lunchbox, why don't you
do this? And get said that magic karma. Maybe that's
why she won me to take it. She bought it,
didn't have the number, all of a sudden, she bought it.
It existed after that, can't prove it didn't.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Correct, So you go to the store, you take fifty
bucks from me, Yeah, fifty bucks from you, fifty bucks from.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
Me you put you promised with ked in I'll put
more than that. Actually, it got it got difficult, man.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
What do you mean? I mean?

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Like you would be in line and the person in
front of you, it looks like they just have a
like a drink or a candy bar. Yeah, and then
it's like, oh.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Wait, I gotta grab this, and they grab a case of
beer you know before you don't know it.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
And then they have, Oh I need two act or
two things a dip and it's like, let me get
out of the line and get back, and then I
go to the back of the line and try to
get the next person. So it took a lot Well,
I thought it was just gonna be easy. Where if
you ever buy the snickers, you pay for it. It's
like two dollars. Let's get out of there with the
lottery ticket. So anybody they did what you said, you
just left, you didn't buy help?

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah? Yeah, here here's the first clip. What am I
playing here? This is me at the gas station.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
Man, This is just me going in and acting like
I'm just there to shop. And then just my heart
is just bursting with do something nice? Can I pay
for those? I'm gonna I'm gonna buy her She's been
working hard all day.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
I bet I'm gonna. I'm gonna do something nice, you
know what I mean. I'm gonna buy her drink and
her cigarettes.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Here's that's so nice.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, I don't want that money. I'm gonna pay for it.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Serious, I am serious.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Don't count quarterers, don't count quarters. We're gonna do that.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Yeah, I'm gonna buy a twenty dollars scratch off, you
know what I mean. Like, I'm not saying I need
a good carra, I'm just saying, hey.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I just wanna buy it for you.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
That makes me?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, which one do I want? What's a twenty dollars one?
There's no catch, no catch, no catches? I mean, thank you,
not that I'm saying smoke. Oh, Sary left. She don't
want to hear me talk about not smoking. What's great
is she's so excited. That really helped her that I love.

Speaker 6 (16:16):
Yeah, she had a thirty two ounce coke and a
pack of cigarette.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Great and she was like, oh, I don't want to
have to count quarters. So we helped make her day
a little better. We did. Why did you say, though,
the karma thing, you shouldn't even address it like that
probably killed that ticket immediately, Like you're doing good, you
don't have to talk about it. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
Yeah, I was saying, it's like, don't worry, it ain't
for karma, And that's what I said.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Well, now you're lying now, so you got a ticket? Yep?
Is it with you? It's with me. We haven't scratched
hi yet, right, Nope, Okay, let's do another clip.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
I'll Let me go ahead and get this. I'm gonna
get this for him. Let just do something nice. I'm
all about doing something nice, man, So I'm gonna pay
for that.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
I appreciate. Yeah. Once you get a hot dog and
a water, that's good.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
Yeah, I'm gonna buy that ten six, ten sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Boom. There you goes your day.

Speaker 6 (17:02):
I know that's what I'm talking about, you know, just
trying to do something nice.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
You know it is. And then let's see a twenty
dollars scratcher where we got I got to marry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to me. Let's do it. Oh ho ho,
here we go. That one could be a winter because
he didn't even address I didn't even address it. My job,
good job, all right? Who knew a hot dog and
water was ten bucks inflation? Man? Could? Thanks Obama? All right,

(17:26):
here we go, get us some more. Oh wait, excuse me, ma'am.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
Can I do something like there's something at the bottom
of my kindness of my heart I want.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
To pay for hers? Is that? Okay? Yeah, there's just something.

Speaker 6 (17:36):
Yeah, there's just like my heart's so big full of
love and I just want to, you know, like pay
for that for you.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, you're welcome.

Speaker 6 (17:46):
It's just you know, my heart was like bumping, like, ah,
do something nice, do something nice, and so that's what
I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I got it. You're welcome.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Yeah, it's just my goodness of my heart. You know,
sometimes your heart just tells you something to do something
nice and you gotta do it.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Oh, I like it, says win big on there.

Speaker 8 (18:03):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
But you didn't dress the karma. It was weird. You
kept talking about how big your heart was. Yeah. I
just tell them why I was doing it. It was
my heart speaking to me. Do you have the ticket?
I got him? I see him? Oh yeah, you want
to see him. I'm happy to pay you.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
I'm happy to see him.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Hey you whatever for the other half of that. No,
that's a good karma, man, he's good. He's good. Just
tell me what he want you spend. I'm happy to
jump in. Yay. Weird. We have all these tickets that
we bought, hopefully with good karma. Yeah, great corner? Is
it four twenty years? Four twenty years baby, and four
twenty doesn't it's four twenty dollars ticket? Right? Yeah, So

(18:39):
here's what we're gonna do you pi, Oh, let me
have one. Yeah, one Merry Christmas, and we take one
Merry Christmas and we'll play a song here and.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
Then what about the win big and the millionaire Joms.
Just give me whichever one you want.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
We'll play this. We'll come back. Bobby, Boney, you might here.
Wait wait wait wait wait, okay, now we're going all right, Bobby,
you done scratching. I am done. Okay. So here's the deal.
Lunchbox went to the store equipped with money, and somebody
would be paying for something. He's like, you know what,
I just want to help you out. Let me pay
for it. He paid for their groceries, but with the

(19:16):
intention of hope, hopefully get some good karma, because then
we bought these lottery tickets.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
But then he would say that he wasn't doing it.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
No, no, I did not. And one of them you said,
I'm doing it for karma. No, I said, I'm not. Oh,
I don't know what you are. I think it's like
fight club. You don't talk about it. Not that I'm
doing this for karma, not doing doing it for real
kindness what I said. So we had four twenty dollars
scratchers and we spent our time scratching, and I looked
at the odds. The odds to win anything is one

(19:45):
in two point eight two. Ooh, so we should have
at least hit twenty bucks on one of these four.
So lunchbox on your Merry Christmas ticket that mine here? Yeah,
well I got that one right. Yeah, I'll go first,
my Merry Christmas ticket, not marry zero dollars. Oh lunchbock

(20:11):
merry Christmas.

Speaker 6 (20:12):
Ho ho ho ho ho.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Hold on twenty dollars. Okay, went back to even on
that ticket. Okay, okay, okay 's where were still fighting? Okay?
Hold lot of twenty dollars. Good one, Okay, the next one.
I have millionaire jumbo bucks. Oh I like that went
up to a million dollars, and you can win up
to twenty times. Match any of your numbers and the

(20:35):
eight serial numbers price shown. Get jumbo so jumbo jumbo numbo. No.
I want nothing there we go zero nothing. Hey, So
that means it's all up to me, buddy. Come on,
take us home country road to the place with the
long it's called win, big win be. You're known for

(20:57):
doing things. That's right, that's what she saw you do.
Let's go.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
She does say it went up to one million, big money.
You gotta reveal this symbol and win cash instantly.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Didn't get any of those no simples, okay, but we're
still in the mix.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
Didn't match any of your numbers, and the winning number
win the prize shown for that. Get a money bag
and win double that prize.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
She'll get a ten x symbol.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
He's making ten times your money, a twenty x twenty
times your money.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Okay, what'd you get?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Do we get anything we want? Oh? Huh? Do we
win something? Oh yeah, no way, no way, that's what
we do. That's what she said. Yeah, so we do. Okay,
he said we had big, we want big? We want what? Okay?

(21:55):
Forty total? Yeah, and you know what, this forty still
has that karma attached to it exactly.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
So I don't have to buy anything else where those
people wrecked.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
I just have to know more good deeds. Just go
and buy two more tickets for twenty bucks each. But
is the fact that you guys are doing this with
that purpose? It doesn't matter. As long as you're helping somebody,
doesn't matter. You might run. That was the one ticket
because I think the reason you're doing something matters more
than you, just saying you're doing it.

Speaker 6 (22:23):
Like there's been big One was the clip where I
told her I just something down the bottom of my heart.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Okay, do that do that bit again? Okay, all right, okay,
we're still in. All we got. We just want to
fight a chance, chip in the chairs all we need.
That's right, you only need one shot. That's it. One opportunity,
Mom spaghetti, So she said show Happy Thanksgiving?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Is Laney Wilson.

Speaker 8 (22:45):
When I think about Thanksgiving, I think about that time
that my aunt and my grandma at a family get
together got into a not bound drag out because somebody
didn't do the dn't plunge ry.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
Happy Thanksgiving from the Bobby Bones Show.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
The question is this will be on the Thanksgiving dinner
table for only three percent of Americans? And think about that,
never gonna get it as a game, not gonna get it?
Oh you're never never gonna get it. No, you're not
going again. This will be on the Thanksgiving dinner table
for only three percent of Americans? What is it? Now?

(23:20):
We're gonna give JC a chance here to win? Hey, jac,
how are you?

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Morning studio morning.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
So I'm gonna give you a chance to win a
two hundred and fifty dollars Walmart gift card. But for you,
jac two hundred and fifty dollars Walmart gift card, you're
gonna have three chances to win. You'll guess first, and
I'll read the question again. This will be on the
Thanksgiving dinner table for only three percent of Americans, So
you'll guess. Then you can team up with a couple
members of the show, and then we'll do some weird

(23:47):
game at the very end. Okay, so first to.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
You, I am gonna throw out mac and mac and cheese,
like I don't know if a lot of people have
that we do, but.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah, fair and it's a quality game. Asset is not
the correct answer though, I think probably a little more
than three percent, but I like it, like as you
came up prepared mac and cheese. Not right. I'm gonna
read the question again and you guys, let me know
where you are a one to ten scale of how
for sure you are? This will be on the Thanksgiving
dinner table for only three percent of Americans. What is it, Amy?

(24:20):
How for sure are you?

Speaker 3 (24:21):
I mean three versus so low? So it's gotta be
something really out of the ordinary. So I feel pretty good.
Oh wow, I'm the ordinary for Thanksgiving number three.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
It's not pretty good. Lunchbox two Morgan, Yeah, I feel
like a four ten.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Oh god, okay, so that yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
I don't ever just claim it. Thank you. So Jason,
you can pick whoever you want. You pick two players
here on the show. You got Amy and Morgan who
are honest about their answers, or Eddie and Lunchbox, who
just want to be picked.

Speaker 9 (24:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
I feel like Lunchbox always says ten, but he comes
up with some good off the all answers. So I'll
go with Lunchbox. And you said I get two people,
you get to pick one other person. Yes, And I
just feel like Morgan's good at this game, even though
she said four. I think I'm gonna go with Morgan.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Okay, so Lunchbox Morgan will hold the key to the car. Here, Amy,
what do you have a TV on the table? She went, Okay,
I like your approach. Your approach is very different on
the table. Yeah, this will okay, this will be on
on the table. The TV on the behind me.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Interesting like that.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Hey, maybe the serving table you thought differently, You're wrong,
but I admire you thought differently.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Thank you for that, Eddie.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
She didn't pick you. I mean so you were ten.
It's a shame she didn't pick me, because I have it.
What is it is a menu? It's a menu because
three percent of Americans don't go out to lunch.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
No, that would the table. I know, if they're out
to eat, that's just it's them and you.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Well, the question is this will be on the Thanksgiving
dinner table for only three percent.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Of Americans Thanksgiving dinner table?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, which is at a restaurant that you're saying, like
only three percent of Americans? Go box? Yeah, let's go.
I'm gonna put you on hold, Yes.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Morgan, Okay, I went out of the box for this.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Also.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
I was going to do a food but then I
went spoon. There's no foods on Thanksgiving that typically require us.

Speaker 10 (26:26):
Yess no, outside.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Of the Morgan. You cannot be more wrong. This is
that's the wrong anybody in this game. Yeah, no, the
history of this game. That's the wrongest anyone's ever been. Yeah,
good for you, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yeah, this makes me feel a lot better about it.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
But the serving spoon lunchbox, it's easy, guys, Amy, you
were on the right. You don't put the TV on
the table, though, you put the channel changer so you
can change the channel you're eating.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
That was your guest.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
That's wrong. It's the same thing as the TV. No,
I'm the only one to live here. You're the only
one to lie.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
And that's definitely not it. It's got to be yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
I can.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I mean, I guess it could. But three percent even
it seems fine.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Jace, Jacy, they're they're they're fighting. It's like somebody can
give a spoon it. So the people that you picked missed. Now,
what I'm going to do is I'm going to go
and just let you pick if Eddie yes or no,
got it right? For your third pick, you can say Eddie, yes,
got it right or no, he missed it, and if

(27:44):
you're correct, you win the two hundred and fifty dollars
gift card. So Eddie says, Menu, jac you know what
I'm saying, right, Menu Lunchbox made fun of him and said,
there's the stupidest answer ever, but that was quickly met
after Morgan's stupidest answer ever. No, if it's Morgan, to.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Be clear, spoon is worse than then.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
A lot worse I'm saying it was before I got
to Morgan, so at the time, Eddie, that was stupid. Guys. Okay, So,
jac did Eddie get it right or wrong?

Speaker 5 (28:17):
I feel like I like his approach and I never
would have went there and this is never gonna get it.
So I feel like a menu could be right if
people are going out to eat. So I think I'm
gonna go with Eddie.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Do you want to advise her? Guys?

Speaker 3 (28:30):
I mean, I guess even in your own home, sometimes
people print out.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
No, they don't know, they don't No one prints out.
Oh my gosh, what world do you live in?

Speaker 3 (28:38):
That's why I said.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Giving men, I've never seen that. Okay, everyone, Okay, he
got it wrong, Jac, someone right?

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Oh oh oh, I just got it. It just came
to my mind.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
No it's menu.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
No, no, no, it's not menu. I'm gonna write it
down just in case I don't want.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
J Did you pick Eddie to get it right? Wrong? Okay,
he's right, all right?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
You said the Thanksgiving money.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I didn't say.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
You're the one you owned said the Thanksgiving tape.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Percent of people planned to eat out on Turkey Day, Therefore,
a menu.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
If they eat out at Applebee's. It's not a Thanksgiving
table for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
If they're eating the table in your house to use
all your long inside Thanksgiving table until it's Thanksgiving Day.
That's another good point. And you eat with his poon. Yeah,
you stuff with the spoon. What was on you wrote down?
That was right?

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Like name tags, like where you sit, play settings?

Speaker 2 (29:32):
What in the world? Okay, Jaz you want a two
hundred and fifty dollars gift card? You want what you
want a two hundred and fifty dollars one more gift card?
Congratulations there and Eddie, congratulations, Congratulations, JAYC. Congrat's you. Congratulations.
They hated on you. Eddie and jac stay on the phone,

(29:54):
will send you the prize. Okay, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Thanksgiving to you too. Make sure you got a spoon.
I'm going to sign a spoon. Yes, the menu is
just weird. The spoon thing like what I don't know.
I was trying to think out of the box. Yeah
you did. Morgan's like we only use the ice cream
scoops and forks in Kansas. Okay, thank you and sorry,
it's time for the good news.

Speaker 8 (30:18):
Ready.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
Evan Sterling He's sixteen years old, lives in North Carolina,
and he loves going to the guitar store. Right he's
only been playing for about five months. He goes in there,
plugs in his guitar in the amp and plays a
little bit and people can hear you well out of nowhere.
A stranger comes up and says, hey, man, you play
really good. I want you to have my guitar, and
he gives them a Fender Telecaster worth over fifteen hundred dollars.

(30:47):
Doesn't say anything, says, here this used to be mine.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Take it. I want you to have it, and he
walks out the store. That's pretty cool and also made
me think of a funny bit for Lunchbox. He goes
into a guitar store, plugs in. He actually can't play
for crap, but he's like, what do you think about
this one? Turns it up real loud? How funny would
that be funny? He's totally serious about the whole thing,
and he's like, trying, what if I solo like three guitars? Like,

(31:12):
which one do you think sounds best? I think that's
a funny bit.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Maybe I want to give you the guitar you had
to leave just to.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Get out of here. Oh that's funny. I mean the
real treat would be if he's playing and he actually
turns out to be good. He's never practiced, but he
has one of these minds. All I could be a genius.
No genius. I don't think he's ever said that.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
You don't think a genius has ever thought maybe I'm
a genius before not before they're proven a genius.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
No.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
I think a genius kind of backs into it.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
I figured, like Einstein in like second grades, in there going,
I think I might be a.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Genius because I'm so much smarter than the teacher. But
I think he had reasons to think that. Hello, hello, story,
there you go. That's what it's all about. Up, that
was telling me something good. Wake up, Wake up in
the morn and you turning radio and the Dodgers.

Speaker 8 (32:14):
Ready em lunchbox, more game tru Steve Red, it's trying
to put you through fac He's running this week's next bit.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this is.

Speaker 8 (32:30):
The Bobby ball.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
It's time. We have ninety seconds on the clock. Amy
will give us these investigative morning Corny's. How many can
we get right? Team. You're ready, Ready, ay, ready, ready,
let's go morning, Corny.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
What sound does a turkey's phone make?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Goble? Gobble, gobble, green, gabrino.

Speaker 9 (32:52):
Ring, feather ring, ding, sing, mean ding because it's the
ovens ready, it's funny, well done?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
What we read it cooked? Weird again?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
What sound does a turkey's phone make?

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Gobble? Is there a phone company? Sounds like gobble gobble?
Turkey gobbler, turkey beak, gravy, turkey bress. I'm really on
turkey breass. I like that, Yeah, turkey sandwich turkey. What
about dressing?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Mm?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Okay, she made a noise Thanksgiving ish stuffy?

Speaker 3 (33:35):
What sound does a turkey's phone.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Makebbles vibrate because it's scent on silent. A turkey doesn't
use the phone, it's animal. That's a good point. Bring bringing.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Clothes.

Speaker 9 (33:54):
Ringtone, a ring bone, a wishbone, wishbone, a wish erring, wish.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Tone, suffering. Have we ever not got one? Gobble tone? Gobble, gobble, gobble, ring,
dial tone, a bird tone, but it was dead so
it doesn't make a ring. Ten seconds, don't give us
any hand. This is terrible, guys. Ten seconds right, we

(34:21):
got none? I don't know if this is a good joke.
What is it stupid because we didn't get it? Yeah?
Probably go ahead.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
What sound does a turkey's phone make?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Wing? Wing? Wing? No wing? Get okay, but I would
have we would have never I know. But it's you
no wing wing wing chicken. You're playing like a chicken.
Wing would be easier. No, okay, Well, I'm just sore
about it.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Hey, Hey, I'm not mad at it because you know,
y'all run me dry a joke.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Sometimes that's the bottom of the well. Huh No.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
But I mean sometimes I've got.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Like that's the worst we've ever done, guys that I'm
not proud of that. There's no no yelling nor yep. Today.

Speaker 6 (35:05):
This story comes us from Michigan. A man was upset
because the car cut him off in traffic.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
So they get to the next stop light and what's
he do?

Speaker 6 (35:14):
Boom ah boom boom rams his car into the car
in front of him three times and drives off like, man,
who did that?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Oh man? A license plate fell off?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
I didn't imprint it on there quite the bonehead.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Do you know the craziest license plate falling off story ever?
Oklahoma City bombing? Oh Yeah, they found him because the
explosion was so big boom shook it off, shook the
license plate off, was driving away, would have gotten away,
but a cop pulled him over because he had no
license plate. And then when he pulls him over when
no license plate, doesn't know that it's the bomber. He

(35:51):
has a gun on him in the car, and it's like,
I'm taking you to jail. Held him in jail without
knowing he was the bomber. Wow, oh, and I'm learning.
Didn't know this.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
I think I've heard this before, Bobby's told it. Maybe,
but I didn't know. I thought maybe he pulled him
over because a license plate and like, oh, you're the bomber,
And even that would have been crazy. Even that would
have been like wow.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
But he was pulled over about eighty miles north of
Ooklahoma City by an Oklahoma State trooper who noticed a
missing license plate and he had a concealed weapon. He
was arrested. It was about ninety minutes after the bombing,
and he was in prison as they were looking for
the person. So they didn't know they had a home movie.
So anyway, license plate falling off out of there. That

(36:32):
is the craziest you're gonna do legal stuff. Make sure
it's locked on there. Okay, I'm lunch box at your
Bonehead Story of the Day. We'll see you guys. Have
a great Thursday, catch a Friday ketch your Bobby Bones
on Follow Bobby on Snapchat. He used remote Bobby Belt's
show The Bobby bone Show theme song, written, produced and

(36:53):
saying by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at
read Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymond No, Head of Production.
I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.
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