August 14, 2025 • 36 mins
We all share the scary movies that freaked us out when we were kids. A listener calls the show and we debate toilet seat rules. Plus, we play another round of 'Never Gonna Get It' with a listener!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Come on.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Transmitting there.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Welcome to Thursday Show Morning Studio Mine. All right, so
we're gonna start with this from Latchbox. What happened to UPS?
It's Team UPS or Team Customer.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
We're going to do a segment. I saw it online.
It was a news story. This lady shows up at
the UPS store this is not you, No, And she
is trying to mail packages at four fifty nine, and
the UPS worker is blocking the door and physically kind
of pushing her out and kicking her packages back out
the door. And someone's filming going, hey, lady, leave that
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guy alone, and she goes, no, I'm here to mail packages.
So that's already a weird dude.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
He's kicking a package out like regardless, even if it's
ten minutes after five, Like, dude's already got problems. Do
we have some news audio from the story?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Go ahead, I gotta gotta got it.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Can you please take this?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
But I can't have more nine? So are we sure
as four fifty nine because that's a very specific time.
It's hard for me to because if she actually showed
up on her watch, I mean, because.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
She had the packages to the doors, the doors weren't locked. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
and they were kicking him out the door.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
So this dude probably just based on my limit, NA,
I should not be working there anymore. You'll be kicking
people's package. What if the door was unlocked and it
was five oh two, though it's unlocked, you're in. Is
that the rule? That's how I feel. This also happens
to you a lot. Is why I thought it might
have been something with him, because he goes places all
the time and gets mad.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Oh I went to the grocery store one time at
nine fifty and it was supposed to close a ten
and they had locked the.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Door already, and that stinks, and yeah, not cool. I
gave him a phone call. You called them complaint? Yeah,
I did call him complaint.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
And then I go so bad for this lady because
she's there on time and her package is being abused.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
That part I do not like. Even if she were
ten minutes that you can't kick the package.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Go ahead, I don't care she's there at four fifty nine.
If your thing says five o'clock is when you close.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
If she's there at four.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Fifty nine and fifty two seconds, guess what you have
to help her?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I agree with that statement. I just don't know if
that is for sure the statement, because anybody can yell
I was here at four fifty nine.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's like when I was at the swimming pool and
it closed an eight and at seven thirty, we're the
only ones there and they decide we're gonna close early.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Not cool. You know what you did?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Call?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
If I gave my clone? He gave him a call.
That's right. After watching it, I think the guy kick
in the package, he's the big loser here. You can't
kick a package even if it's late. I don't know
if i'm the judge, if I can determine that she
is correct, because I don't know that she got there
four fifty nine. Honestly, that's a really easy thing to say,
he get at four to fifty nine. But also if
the door is unlocked, man, it's kind of open. It's open.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Are all iPhones like correct? Are they all in sync?
So can that be the universal time?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:59):
That guy was thinking she maybe had her own watch
rewind it right, Like what if she thought it was
four fifteen?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So our universal rules on this are going to be one.
Don't kick a package even if it's late. Bro, you
can't do that. Number two, If the door's unlocked.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
It's open.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Places open, And there have been times where I've been
like before it opened, like they accidally locked and opened
the door. We were in Saint Louis and there was
like a clothing store and I don't know, I like
to get places ere like, and it opened it ten
It was like nine to fifty. Thret walked up in
the door open and I walked it like, oh, we're
not open yet. Yeah, they weren't finished setting up. I
got it. But according to these rules, I should have
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been able to shot till I dropped. If the door's unlocked,
it's open. So everybody got to do a better job
at locking the door. Unlocking the door, don't kick the package.
He should not have a job anymore if that's true,
And they should mail our package for free. Case dismissed, Well,
what was she? What was it? But she's trying to mail,
doesn't you know? And I don't know. She didn't say it.
Just so she had like four boxes right up your alley.
So maybe she was selling stuff online.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Maybe you know she was an online seller and you know,
got to get them to the customers.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Your parents still sell stuff online even after they got
they hacked or whatever. They sell books all the time,
even after scam. Even after the scam.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Hey, they just try to stay on Facebook because you know,
don't fall for those. Oh my mom is downsizing and
has to get rid of all this and it's like
six tractors, three cars, exercise equipment.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
You know, I don't understand. So that's what they wanted
to buy, all that stuff, that's what they fell for.
So they bought all that, but they never got it.
They sent them the money, but never they put a
deposit down on the car. Got it a but not
a car, a car full of books or a car
literal car. Me, I want to get one of those
four thousand dollars. I fall for it too, because it's
such a good deal. A sin bar, the question.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
To be.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
A low bobby bones. I recently said something to my
boyfriend of more than a year about him liking a
bunch of racy pics of a girl we went to
school with. He said it wasn't a big deal, he's
just being nice. But then he made his Instagram account private,
so I can't see his posts anymore. I haven't said
anything to him about it, but I feel like he's
acting suspicious and trying to hide stuff. Is this a
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red flag? Should I let it go? Or ask him?
What's up? Signed Instagram girlfriend? Well, this is a weird
one because it's like an idiot move followed up by
a more idiotic move. Usually, when you do an idiot move,
you go oops, got caught. Don't do that anymore, you
don't double down on doing stupid stuff.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yeah, so I would say red flag, but it maybe he.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Really believes that he didn't do anything better. But it's
so stupid that it's like, I'm almost like, this is
so stupid of a second decision he made that. Maybe
he's not up to anything. Shade he's an idiot.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Well, look go back and read his response when she
brought it up. What did he say? No?
Speaker 7 (05:49):
He blocked, he no, no, no, I know what he did.
But he said something to her like didn't he say
like you?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
He said it wasn't a big deal and he was
just being nice.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Okay, So when you tell someone if they're having feelings
about something that is not a big deal, like that's
he's discounting how she's feeling about it.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Correct, But that's not the question. The question is is
he up to no good? Yeah, I think it depends
your age. First of all, if you're between seventeen and
twenty four, he can just be an idiot, and sometimes
you got to grow out of the idiot stage if
you're a dude. Also, if you're in a relationship, just
as it heads up to guys, don't be liking pictures
of anybody in your life. That's opposite sect in a bikini.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah, you don't need to worry about being nice to them.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, yeah, it's not in a bikini. Just because of
what it might bring, you might just not worth it.
So I would say, what's wrong in boosting someone's confidence?
This is just a double it's such a double stupid though.
I think the person's just stupid and not shady, because
to be shady you got to somewhat have a strategy,
and the strategy when you get caty and stupid is
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not to be more stupid. He also cats to be
blocking you to be like proved point, but definitely red
flags just that he's stupid. Why are you gonna be
something so stupid? That is so funny. He said he
was just doing it to be nice. But also I
can see like an idiot dude, being like, I just
liked her. I just i'd see her if I saw
our workers. I thought I was gonna be nice. But
I'm not sticking up for him. That's you need to
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figure out if he's an idiot or if he's shady,
because I could be convinced either way, but it is
not good either way, and you need to figure out
which of the two quickly.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Y'all don't like photos like that of other people right now?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
You kidding me? We like to be married. No, we
just look at him, don't we us? Don't we us?
But I don't like him? No, that make me vomit, disgusting. Yeah,
something's up. Just figure out if he's an idiotor if
he's shady. Either way, probably not your dude, if he's
going step one, step two like that. Was there a
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movie as a kid that probably freaked you out more
than it should because mine was Grimlins. The first time
I watched Grimlins, I didn't want to feed anything, humans, animals,
anything near midnight. That movie freaked me out so bad
that I didn't like screaming movie. That's still like scary movies,
No horror for me, but Gremlins was the one that
scarred me as a kid. And when we had dogs,
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I would the closer I got to midnight, I don't
want to feed them, just just in case they did
what the Gremlins did, which they turned from gremlins, like
what do they call us? Guys? Gives the gizmo would
turn into like a bad Amy. Any movie as a
kid that scarred you, Candy Man, that's a real scary one.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Yeah, I mean it was scary, so it should have
scarred me.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
My money was scary, like go in a bathroom with
a mirror and you know, and then of course my
sister and her friends they would do that and be
like Amy Common would be like say candy Man in
the mirror, and it just freaked me out. Anytime I
would have to go to the bathroom after that in
the dark.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
What do you say candy man like three times.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
And you turn or something.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't do it. It's not real lunchbox. Any movie
as a kid that there was a couple scar the stuff.
Oh that was the worst movie. Scary. It's got yogurt.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Hold on, hold on, you're telling me, as a six
or seven year old you watched that you wouldn't be
terrified to eat.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yogurt, and like you, I thought all our listeners the
quick story of what this stuff is about.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
The stuff is the scariest movie of all time. And
it is like this yogurt the government makes it to
take over your body, and it's in this one town
and these two kids. This one kid's like I'm not
going to eat it, and his whole family's like, you
will eat the yogurt and he's like putting it down
the toilet and it comes alive and.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Tries to eat you. Terrifying as a kid.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Another one, Children of the Corn, Oh, that was legitimately
scar my goodness. Anytime we drive my corn, I'm like, oh,
go go goat.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So scary all corn. You're out Nightmare on ELM Streetcar
and I would say those were actually scary movie. I'm
just saying, you know, you don't juice. To her, it
was like, I don't watch it to freak me out.
Gremlins to me, I don't watch it a freaking out
like yours are like normal, healthy, you shouldn't be watching
those as kids anyway. Well, Keith may just watch them.
I'm trying to think of the normal teeth. Keith watch
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anything for you.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
You guys, remember Christine is Scary is Stephen King movie
And it was like an old fifties car that like
came alive and it would start with like an oldie
song like twisted and shout, and then the lights came
on and it killed people.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Dude. That freaked me out. Man, that car would just
drive on its own. Dude, just run over people. That's
like yogurt. That's down as yogurt, no way more than anything. Yeah,
mine was Casper Nessie. Now we're talking the friendly ghost.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
He yeah, man, he was friendly, but are you still
a ghost? So after I watched it, I thought there
were ghosts everywhere, and I thought a Casper was gonna
pop up every time I was walking around.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
The house and I was like, is there?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Casper is just real?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I thought it was legit. How friendly is he really? Yeah?
He wasn't friend. He's friendly, he mostly, but he can
get anywhere. Completely agree. I got felt on a Casper Raymond.
Anybody with the freak out as.
Speaker 10 (10:41):
A kid, mine's kind of embarrassing. But Jumanji, now we're talking.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
With the Ouiji board.
Speaker 10 (10:45):
And my mom told me how evil it was, and
she said, if your friends ever tried to do that
Wiji board. Don't because that's when the evil spirits come out.
And so my friend it was super popular. It made
it in middle school. So they would all grab a
Wiji board and I just go in the other room.
I told mom, I wasn't a part of it.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
They did it, so you let yourself out, you show
yourself out at a Yeah, it was very terrified of it.
We never weed you boarded. We were too scared of
that stuff in general, Like, we didn't do that. But
it's funny that Ray would leave the room as his
friends did it. Thank you guys. You guys are all normal,
Ray Morgan, We're all screwed up.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
It's time for the good news, which Bobby.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
This comes from a voicemail from a listener and I
wanted to share it because it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I called in about two years ago at age sixty
five and told you tell me something good was going
back to nursing school. Well, I'm going to tell you
something great is I graduated from nursing school and I
have a new job and I will be moving to Richmond,
Virginia in July. I have a great day.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Crew, let's go that. So cool. Hold on, let me
say a good thing before whatever your response is. This
is someone who did not let her age define what
her life was. Because you think about going to school,
you're like, eighteen ninety, twenty twenty one, maybe go back,
I don't know, non traditionals. Thirty, She's like, screw that,
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I'm gonna go back to school and be a nurse.
And she was sixty five years old and she did it,
and she finished and she is still living her life.
She is currently living her life. That is amazing. Once
about your reaction was what in the world, Yeah, what
in the world is she doing?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Hey, she's at retirement age where she could just be
chill and relax and then be She probably has an
established life wherever she is at.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You can't sign up. Probably, though I don't think that idea.
She wants to do this.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Hold on, let me finish my sentence. And then she goes,
I'm starting a new job, so I'll be moving. So
I mean she is moving somewhere where she completely knows nobody.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Probably to start. We're not doing probably loves. Probably what
we're doing is like, it's.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Sixty five years old. You have your you usually have
your community, built in, like you don't want to move.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
That's true, you're probably I'm saying, I'm super I remember
what she called. She shared the story, and I think
it's a great example, not to just people that are
sixty five, but people that are parents, people that didn't
go to college, you gout can't afford it when they
were younger. People that are thinking about changing careers. Don't
let all the standards affect what you think you can
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do because other people maybe haven't done it. That's awesome.
So that's my tell me something good. That's hurt, telling
me something good. That's what it's all about. That was
telling me something good. All right, hit the song. You're
gonna get it. We're gonna never gonna get it. There's
your question. One thirty of us submit we've stolen this item.
One third of us and we've stolen this item. According
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to a wallet Hub survey, one third of us admit
we have stolen this item. What is it? So we're
gonna go over and talk to Adrian, who's on the phone. First.
The game is called never Gonna Get it because it
is impossible to get it. You'll have many opportunities to
get it. One third of us admit we've stolen this item, Adrian,
you get to guess yourself first, so it can be anything.
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Throw it out there.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Do you think did you take from a restaurant?
Speaker 8 (14:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I just had stolen this it on period. Yeah, it
could be anything. That's why it's called never gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Go ahead, a bound like a pen, you know, like
a writing ten.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Great, that's good, love it anybody else that pen? No? No, okay,
Adriane has a guest pin. She didn't get it. Now
I'm gonna read it again. According to a recent wallet
hub survey, one third of us admit we've stolen this item.
What is it? No, you're not gonna get it. You're
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never never gonna get it. Not this know you're not
gonna get you never, never, never, never gonna All right, So, now, Adrian,
you'll get to pick two of the show members. If
they get it right, you win. They are representing you.
So you have Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, and Morgan. Etherbody feel
about their answers? Really good? Pretty good? So Lunchbox screamed,
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he feels great about it, but he always does every time.
Morgan said she feels pretty good.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Amy, how you feel I feel okay.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Eddie, okay. According to a recent wallet hub survey, one
third of us admit we've stolen this item. Adrian picked
two players here.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
I will pick Lunchbox and Morgan.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Let's go over to Morgan first. Morgan, what do you have?
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Well?
Speaker 9 (15:18):
I had had something, and as soon as she said restaurant,
I was like, yep, we're on the same wavelength. I'm
going with a cup from a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It's not bad. I was stealing a glass.
Speaker 9 (15:29):
I was really dumb and I did it one time
when I was younger because there was really cool.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
They had really cool classes. Okay, you know, we'll see
if that happens. This's me a tough one. I mean
if I a stolen a glass, I am no. Oh
well there's two of the five yeah, one third Lunchbox.
What do you have? Wi Fi? Oh, I think about that.
That's really good. Good guess man. So we'll go to
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Morgan first. Morgan says it's a glass. Adrian, do you
think it's a glass?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
No?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
It is not a glass. Now let's go to Lunchbox,
he says, Wi Fi, how do you feel about that? Answer?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
I know that Lunchbox likes to get a lot of
things for free.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
So he would know about Yeah, if there were an
expert in stealing and theft, woud probably be him. Yeah,
the answer is Wi Fi. Did anybody else have Wi Fi? No?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
What did you have? Eddie? I had shampoo, Hotel shampoo,
Amy Sountain drink, Lunchbox. You are the expert and theft
answers Wi Fi. Adrian wins the prize, Lunchbox wins the game.
Hit that song.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Money every time everybody.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I pray to steal a Wi Fi now though, because
I don't know what Wi Fi it is? How do
you do that? Like, well, man has an open network,
you are using it, yeah, to yours where and there's
an open network, Or you're at a house and the
neighbor Yeah, if the neighbor's WiFi bleeds through and yours
isn't connecting, so you take theirs.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
I feel like if something's available these days now, it's
like a trick and they're trying to get you to
get on it so they can get all your stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Hotels, apartment complexes where if somebody has a router, you
can pick up everybody's if it's open, or I guess
if you know someone's passport when you shouldn't. All that
could be stealing. And that's our guy who knows all
about that. Today. Let's play loser or not a loser.
I will tell you a story from the news. You
tell me if you think this person is a loser
or not a loser. So this guy's getting married. They
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have the ceremony, they go, they have the first dance,
and he realizes that in the first dance the band
they hired the singer, because again at the ceremony, you
don't really see if it's a DJ or the band.
You don't see them because you're doing the ceremony, not
the perception. His wife put take care of all the music.
The singer in the band is his ex girlfriend from
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fifteen years ago. Right, it wasn't like the one that
was right before this wife. It wasn't like this ex
girlfriend plotted to get into the wedding. Somehow his new
wife had booked the band and he didn't see her
until Okay, let's walk in the bridegroom and he's like,
that's my ex girlfriend's scene. So it wasn't comfortable with
the X being there. He after the dance, goes up
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to the band and says, hey, I'm gonna need you
guys to leave loser, and she didn't understand why he
cared so much because it was fifteen years ago when
they dated decade and a half. Fifteen years ago. The
band left the venue helped them get a DJ pretty quickly,
which they had to pay money for as well. They
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had to pay the band out as well. But the
guy was like, you need to go loser, not a loser.
Amy has jumped in early on this one. She's locked
in with loser. Go ahead, loser.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
Okay, Well yeah, because like just enjoy your evening. It
was fifteen years ago, like move on with the night,
Like why cause this disruption and then have to pay
more money and then have the venue scramble to get
a DJ.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I mean just I don't know. I don't see what
the big deal is.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
If I'm the wife, and this is why I'm gonna
sign him as a loser. If I'm the wife and
I see him get so upset about an X, I'm
thinking he's still in love with that ex. Good point,
like this is not otherwise, who cares? That's not the offsite,
the opposite. Okay, and I'll let you guys have your piece.
But I'm going loser because if I see him get triggered,
that means an emotion has set forth an action, which
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is exactly what happened. Why is he getting emotional over
somebody from fifteen years ago unless he still feels extremely
hurt or still in love with them. And I'm upset
if I'm the wife and I'm going loser. And even
if you feel that way, because you're gonna look like
you have to play a cool you can't. You can't
do what you just did. You're a loser.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
We got two losers in lunchbox. No, this dude's a hero.
He's saving his wife from the awkward encounter. He is
trying to make sure that his wife knows she is
the only woman on his special day.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
The wife didn't care for that. You don't want that.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
That girl trying to weasel her way in saying, oh yeah,
I'm gonna try to ruin the wedding. Be a bad singer,
have bad music, mess up the soul. But women are spiteful, man,
Women are vengeful. Women are crazy. You don't know what
she could do, and you want it to be all
about the bride, and you don't want your friends to being like, hey, dude,
isn't that the.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Girl we met on spring break?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Can't have that? Get her out of here. It's all
about the wife. What a hero? Okay, so we have
two losers and one not a loser, Eddie, I too,
am gonna say not a loser? Come on, this is
a testament of his love for her. No, it's not.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
He's saying like, look, you hired my ex girlfriend. I
know as an accident, but I don't want anyone else
that I maybe could have fallen in love with earlier
in my life.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I love you now she's out of here. But the wife,
he just is. The wife has got to be like,
we're gonna spend extra money. You're gonna make my dad
spend extra money. Maybe that's how much I love you?
What I don't want you to do that? Why are
you acting that? No?
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Then that's when Bobby's point.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
I think that that Bobby made one of the most
valid points here, and it's that she's going to look
at you and.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Be like, what is the big dealer?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Are you still you care? Or like, why are you dumb?
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Now that you say did you invite your ex boyfriend?
Here of course, now you don't want him here, you
don't love him anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
But she wasn't invited as the ex girlfriend. She was
a singer of a band. Okay, I'll even got your tiebreaker, Morgan,
loser or no loser. I'm I'm going with not a loser.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Down hold on, they've been broken at.
Speaker 9 (21:38):
I hear you, guys, and I I do understand completely
what you guys say. I think there's a level here.
But here's the thing. This is his wedding day. He
doesn't want to have any past memories of that, like
bringing up on a day that's supposed to be the
day to start his future.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Regardless if there's.
Speaker 9 (21:56):
Good, bad, any feelings whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Of the this is not stopping him from starting that
new life. Somebody from fifteen years ago, one two three
here already, that's not it's not a loser, okay, Amy,
they won. The guy's not a loser, parr. If your listening, sir,
you are officially not a loser. But we wrote the
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dissenting opinion, Amy, and I did a Supreme court heavily
a loser in our minds on the phone right now
calling us from Ohio. It's erin Aaron What's Up Buddy.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
Cover questions for the show. First of all Morning Studio Morning.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
So we were.
Speaker 11 (22:36):
Actually my wife and I were discussing it. It's actually
the conversation came up between me and a group of
friends as far as the toilet seat goes and leaving
it up or down. Obviously, as a women think that
it should mention always put it down, especially in the
middle of night. They get up, they're tired, I don't know,
the toys seats up, they fall in. But the guys
(22:56):
are like, well, I get up the middle night to
go to the bathroom and I forget set the toy
stacks down. Then there's pe on it, and you're mad
about that, but we're I was just looking for the
show's advice and what everyone does as far as that goes.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You know, I've only in the last couple of years
had to deal with this issue, and I have a
pretty strong opinion about it, and I think I think
about worst case scenario. So let's think worst case scenario.
If I'm a dude and it's dark and I pee
and a pee on the lid, I just wipe it off.
You really, you hear it too? Telling the lid. That
sounds like, think about worst case scenario if your girlfriend
or wife falls in. Yeah, because worst case one, she's wet,
(23:34):
Two she's irritated at you. Three it rolls over to
the next.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Day before she's out of alignment.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Potentially, Okay, okay, chi director, look hurts. I'm sure it does.
But we should be looking anyway, but we don't because
we're half asleep. Put the lid down, and if it's
got a double lid, put them both down. I know
you're gonna pee on the lid. You told me that. However, yes,
she said, I'm letting peede before it's an accident. Didn't
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feel different. You should have this toilet seat down because
worst case scenario for you, the dude is she is
upset at you. She falls in, makes your life. It's
just better and you pee lead big deal, clean it up.
The thing in our house is not the toilet seat
up or down. It is if I Sometimes there'll be
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peace spots in the floor in front of the toilet.
I don't know why she pees on the floor, but
it's me and so sometimes it'll just be like little
splashes and I don't see them. So I got to
get better about that is that's a real shortcoming of mind.
And sometimes I splashes hit the floor, But I do
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keep the lid down. Now, I'm pretty passionate for us guys.
We have to keep the lid down. It's just not
worth it. Should everybody be looking, yes, but it's not
worth the trouble you get in. If you don't, she
falls in because it's on you, even if she was
the last one in there.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
I like the way you put that because there's a reason.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
It's not just like, oh, you know, the guys want
this girl and who's the right you like, actually gave
a legit reason.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yes, because she will not be in a good mood
and it's going to hurt your whole day.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Right, we're far more affected by it than y'all are.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yes, So that's my opinion. I think Amy agrees with me.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
I do Eddie always put the seat down, But I mean,
can't girls.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Just yes for the seat? You can't? Guys? Yes, and
sometimes we're gonna forget and they're gonna do that, but
it's just not worth it. I totally understand that. Why
does the guy always have to do everything?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
The guy has to pay, the guy has to open
the door.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
The guy has to do this. The guy has to
out of ask out on the first date on my phone.
Why cousin, say, nineteen twenty, why.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Can't the woman be responsible for something like, Hey, I
don't think all this stuff you just said is accurate, though, Yeah,
but I hear you. You know what I'm saying, like, Hey,
you're an adult and you want to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Make sure the seats down. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
I make sure the seats up when I go, peace,
So make sure the seat's down when you go.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Be It's that easy I had But if we agree,
but if you have to pick, it's not it's almost
no effort. But it's no ever to look either. It's
just an insurance policy. And make sure you don't get
in any more trouble.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Oh my god, why are you gonna get in trouble
because she's not responsible enough to look.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It doesn't matter why you just do. She's gonna get upset.
There is absolutely nothing rational about you getting in trouble
because she fell in. However, it still happens.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
So then be on the seat, and that's tell you
didn't know was there, and let her sit on it.
Then she'll be like, why do you leave the seat up?
Interesting theory.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Sorry, I didn't know the guys that like fold laundry
horribly so that they don't have to fold laundry anymore.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
You do that, right. I've been known to dabble exactly, Aaron,
I understand you, but I have to side because it's
just not worth it to get in trouble. So I'm
gonna say, put the lid down. Bruh. Yeah, well I
get it, and and I do.
Speaker 11 (26:48):
Usually it was a debate between us, and I'm you know,
I'm half and half. I see where lunchbox is coming
from because each person's responsibility.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I agree, I see where lunchbox is coming from, except
for that part was like men gotta pay, men gotta
kill deer, men gotta go to war. All that stuff
I don't agree with. But I do understand where we're adults,
which is to make sure if seats upper down. But
it's all about the end result, and it's just not
worth it to get in trouble.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
No, it's not worth the argument. It's obviously I think
this is going to continue on for generations. It's just
an interesting conversation.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Or or or we change it.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Guys, could just start sitting down to pee.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I co sign. I mean I've done that before. Yeah,
it's because I'm lazy.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
How's that what? I don't give anything to be on
the stand up and fee sitting downe.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
That's what I bet you can? You can you get
one of those little those little tube things you pee
into like a funnel.
Speaker 8 (27:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
They yeah, all right, thank you, Aaron. I hope you
have a great day. All right, anybody, it's time for
the good News box.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
There's a dude out for a walk in Rhode Island
and he looks up and he sees a two year
old climbing out of the window of a second story
apartment and it climbs out on the little roof.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Might imagine just seeing that happening and being you you
don't really have the power to save it, right then.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Right, And so it's out on the little roof and
he's like, hey, go back in the window, Go back
in the window, Go back in the window. The two
year old starts walking towards the edge. He's like, I
gotta do something. He climbs up the brick building like
Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Outside from the outside.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
And grabs the kid in time before it falls off
the little roof and it's all caught on camera.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
And the dude's name is Good Samaritan.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
That's his name, so hemous.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
He wants to be anonymous. He just wants to be
known as a Good Samaritan doing what he was supposed
to do. And there's video there somebody else, right, I
mean they've blurred out the kid in the video. I
can see the video, but they have the kid's face
board out.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Irritated that. No, I'm just saying, but they don't have it.
He has a red hoodie on. Now there you got
a commercial. Yeah, let's look at you. Climb up a whoop.
Great spider Man. Save got him. That's as got him.
That is what it's all about. That was telling me
something good. Wake up, wake up in the morn and
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the radio and the dogs.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Ready lunchbox, More game too, Steve Bred and it's trying
to put you through fog.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
He's riding this week's next minit. The Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
So you know what this.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
The Bobby Ball. We have ninety seconds to get as
many morning cornyes correct as we possibly can. You guys, ready,
ready me lunchbox, Eddie go the Morning corny.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
What does a duck use to solve math problems?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Later?
Speaker 7 (29:57):
Okay, what are the coolest letters in the alphabet?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Cool? Cold, c o LD cool co O L. What
are the coolest letters? ABC? Coolest letters? We ask it again?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
What are the coolest letters in the alphabet?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
P R S?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
But what's cold?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
You?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Coolest? Okay?
Speaker 7 (30:19):
A C A.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
That's it?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Go go like that? What's you're killing time?
Speaker 7 (30:25):
What does an overqualified circle have?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Radius? Too much? Radius, circumstance uncarcrifized? What's it again?
Speaker 5 (30:35):
What does an overqualified circle have?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Circums too much area? Circle? Round about an over round
about qualified circle?
Speaker 12 (30:46):
I don't even understand sphere around, it's around, it's all around.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
What do you ask it again?
Speaker 5 (30:59):
I can't help.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
What does an overqualified circle have?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I start well rounded, it's right, full circle, three hundred
and sixty degrees cats three, three hundred and sixty she's tappened?
Speaker 7 (31:13):
Oh she had a degree sixty degrees three hundred sixty degrees?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Okay for qualifyed? Okay? If she's got I mean got it,
don't yehs go?
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (31:22):
What animal isn't allowed to take tests at school?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Kalified Cheetah, that's good. I'll take the three hundred and
sixty degrees because I did say it. She acted funny
on the AC one though funny.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
I was like, Lunchbuck's gone.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Have you got that, dude? Yeah, we'll take it. Yeah.
That was one of those whereact like you were giving
us one I've seen in your eye before, three hundred
and sixty degrees.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
I don't understand if he said it, then, why did
you slap the table?
Speaker 7 (31:47):
A lot of contents today saying it with confidence that
that was for sure.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I have to say with confidence, Yeah, because there, that's
uh say, confident. How many do we get there? I
don't know. Three?
Speaker 7 (31:59):
Okay, ac three hundred and sixty degrees.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Quoculator, that's three.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Exactly. Cheetah, Bobby Bone show up today.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
This story comes us from Center County, Pennsylvania. A thirty
seven year old man decided to enjoy some mushrooms. You know, hey,
these are so yummy, and all of a sudden he
starts freaking.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Out, like magic mushrooms, magic mushrooms, and he's like, I've
been shot. I've been shot. He needs help. So he's
running down the street banging on doors.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
I've been shot.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
My greatest my greatest fear fight in drugs, that you
would do that, Yeah, something like this. But the problem
is no one would answer the door. So he broke
into a house and woke up some homeows.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Homeowners said, hey, i've been shot.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
He's got a crime though he broke into their house. Man,
you can't break into someone. But he didn't break in
with the intent to steal anything. He thought he was
in danger. I don't think that matters. Yeah, I don't know.
I think there's a little bit intent. If I'm the judge,
probably gonna go a little easier on him. Okay, if
you're breaking in to steal something hurt somebody, that's different
than if you are confused.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Remember when like Andy Dick went into somebody's house because
he was like out of it too.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
He got in trouble. Yeah, but didn't you think that
was Yeah, and he still got in trouble. See, this
is my fear. It's why I don't I can't take
sleeping pills anymore. I did for a while when I
was having some real mental health issues, and I would
just like wake up and not remember the night before,
and I'd look it like my face time or my
keys were somewhere different. You'd buy stuff too. It was wild. Yeah,
(33:30):
And so I stopped doing on airplanes because I didn't
want to wake up on an airplane and handcuffs because
I'd pooped in the aisle and not remembered it. Oh,
I'm glad that i'd been. You coulda go on.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Viral Bonehead, for sure, but you get handcuffed for odds
before you get dug taped to the seat.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Just imagine like I'm out of it and I'm squatting
in an aisles to tackle me and they're going to
tie me somewhere. So that's why, that's why I don't
do magic mushrooms or sleeping pills. Yeah, all right, lunch box,
I'm lunchbox at your Bonehead story of the day. I
mean and I were talking right before we came back
on air, and I was like, Hey, what's dinner last night?
At this place called like Yulon what's it called? So
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I hadn't heard of it either, But and so we
go and I order this noki, which I've never been
quite sure what nochi is. I'm pretty sure it's potatoes
at this point. Okay, but if it feels like a
noodle in your mouth.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
It's like a potato pasta.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
It's like potato and your plate, noodle in your mouth. Wow.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Yeah, it's so Gnocchi is so good.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Well, and I didn't know if noki had meat in it,
and it didn't. I learned last night. But I looked
at the menu and it was a little expensive for
for noki because most noki is I get olive garden.
I'll be honest with you, that's how I usually roll.
I get then nochi with with some meat, olive garden.
And so they bring it and they're like, oh, we're
gonna get you. We're gonna put some truffles on this.
(34:46):
It doesn't truffles.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
They don't do it.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
They do nothing for me. You just don't taste them.
It looked like they were putting tree bark. And I'm
sure if you're a truffles fan, it's amazing. But they're
like sprinkled it on the shaving it and Caitlin's like,
that looks beautiful. I just don't. For me. I just
I guess am not sophisticated enough to love a truffle.
(35:09):
I love truffle chocolate truffles. Oh yeah, those are good.
Those are good. Yeah, that's not what they're shaving on them.
And that place was really good. It's just the truffle thing.
It's weird to me, but we ate it and it
was it was good. It was good food. We were
out probably way too late last night, eight forty five
or so. Oh, that's way that's way too lazy nowadays.
(35:29):
It was a really good place to eat though, and
it had been a while since we got to go
out and just have dinner and talk and you know,
not worry about the kids. Yeah, yeah, of course, yes,
we will see you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody. Show The Bobby
Bones Show theme song written, produced and sang by read Yarberry.
You can find his instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve
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executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My
instagram is mister Bobby Bone. Thank you for listening to
the podcast.
Come on.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Transmitting there.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Welcome to Thursday Show Morning Studio Mine. All right, so
we're gonna start with this from Latchbox. What happened to UPS?
It's Team UPS or Team Customer.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
We're going to do a segment. I saw it online.
It was a news story. This lady shows up at
the UPS store this is not you, No, And she
is trying to mail packages at four fifty nine, and
the UPS worker is blocking the door and physically kind
of pushing her out and kicking her packages back out
the door. And someone's filming going, hey, lady, leave that
(00:41):
guy alone, and she goes, no, I'm here to mail packages.
So that's already a weird dude.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
He's kicking a package out like regardless, even if it's
ten minutes after five, Like, dude's already got problems. Do
we have some news audio from the story?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Go ahead, I gotta gotta got it.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Can you please take this?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
But I can't have more nine? So are we sure
as four fifty nine because that's a very specific time.
It's hard for me to because if she actually showed
up on her watch, I mean, because.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
She had the packages to the doors, the doors weren't locked. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
and they were kicking him out the door.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
So this dude probably just based on my limit, NA,
I should not be working there anymore. You'll be kicking
people's package. What if the door was unlocked and it
was five oh two, though it's unlocked, you're in. Is
that the rule? That's how I feel. This also happens
to you a lot. Is why I thought it might
have been something with him, because he goes places all
the time and gets mad.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Oh I went to the grocery store one time at
nine fifty and it was supposed to close a ten
and they had locked the.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Door already, and that stinks, and yeah, not cool. I
gave him a phone call. You called them complaint? Yeah,
I did call him complaint.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
And then I go so bad for this lady because
she's there on time and her package is being abused.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
That part I do not like. Even if she were
ten minutes that you can't kick the package.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Go ahead, I don't care she's there at four fifty nine.
If your thing says five o'clock is when you close.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
If she's there at four.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Fifty nine and fifty two seconds, guess what you have
to help her?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I agree with that statement. I just don't know if
that is for sure the statement, because anybody can yell
I was here at four fifty nine.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's like when I was at the swimming pool and
it closed an eight and at seven thirty, we're the
only ones there and they decide we're gonna close early.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Not cool. You know what you did?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Call?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
If I gave my clone? He gave him a call.
That's right. After watching it, I think the guy kick
in the package, he's the big loser here. You can't
kick a package even if it's late. I don't know
if i'm the judge, if I can determine that she
is correct, because I don't know that she got there
four fifty nine. Honestly, that's a really easy thing to say,
he get at four to fifty nine. But also if
the door is unlocked, man, it's kind of open. It's open.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Are all iPhones like correct? Are they all in sync?
So can that be the universal time?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:59):
That guy was thinking she maybe had her own watch
rewind it right, Like what if she thought it was
four fifteen?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So our universal rules on this are going to be one.
Don't kick a package even if it's late. Bro, you
can't do that. Number two, If the door's unlocked.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
It's open.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Places open, And there have been times where I've been
like before it opened, like they accidally locked and opened
the door. We were in Saint Louis and there was
like a clothing store and I don't know, I like
to get places ere like, and it opened it ten
It was like nine to fifty. Thret walked up in
the door open and I walked it like, oh, we're
not open yet. Yeah, they weren't finished setting up. I
got it. But according to these rules, I should have
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been able to shot till I dropped. If the door's unlocked,
it's open. So everybody got to do a better job
at locking the door. Unlocking the door, don't kick the package.
He should not have a job anymore if that's true,
And they should mail our package for free. Case dismissed, Well,
what was she? What was it? But she's trying to mail,
doesn't you know? And I don't know. She didn't say it.
Just so she had like four boxes right up your alley.
So maybe she was selling stuff online.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Maybe you know she was an online seller and you know,
got to get them to the customers.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Your parents still sell stuff online even after they got
they hacked or whatever. They sell books all the time,
even after scam. Even after the scam.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Hey, they just try to stay on Facebook because you know,
don't fall for those. Oh my mom is downsizing and
has to get rid of all this and it's like
six tractors, three cars, exercise equipment.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
You know, I don't understand. So that's what they wanted
to buy, all that stuff, that's what they fell for.
So they bought all that, but they never got it.
They sent them the money, but never they put a
deposit down on the car. Got it a but not
a car, a car full of books or a car
literal car. Me, I want to get one of those
four thousand dollars. I fall for it too, because it's
such a good deal. A sin bar, the question.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
To be.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
A low bobby bones. I recently said something to my
boyfriend of more than a year about him liking a
bunch of racy pics of a girl we went to
school with. He said it wasn't a big deal, he's
just being nice. But then he made his Instagram account private,
so I can't see his posts anymore. I haven't said
anything to him about it, but I feel like he's
acting suspicious and trying to hide stuff. Is this a
(05:17):
red flag? Should I let it go? Or ask him?
What's up? Signed Instagram girlfriend? Well, this is a weird
one because it's like an idiot move followed up by
a more idiotic move. Usually, when you do an idiot move,
you go oops, got caught. Don't do that anymore, you
don't double down on doing stupid stuff.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yeah, so I would say red flag, but it maybe he.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Really believes that he didn't do anything better. But it's
so stupid that it's like, I'm almost like, this is
so stupid of a second decision he made that. Maybe
he's not up to anything. Shade he's an idiot.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Well, look go back and read his response when she
brought it up. What did he say? No?
Speaker 7 (05:49):
He blocked, he no, no, no, I know what he did.
But he said something to her like didn't he say
like you?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
He said it wasn't a big deal and he was
just being nice.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Okay, So when you tell someone if they're having feelings
about something that is not a big deal, like that's
he's discounting how she's feeling about it.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Correct, But that's not the question. The question is is
he up to no good? Yeah, I think it depends
your age. First of all, if you're between seventeen and
twenty four, he can just be an idiot, and sometimes
you got to grow out of the idiot stage if
you're a dude. Also, if you're in a relationship, just
as it heads up to guys, don't be liking pictures
of anybody in your life. That's opposite sect in a bikini.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah, you don't need to worry about being nice to them.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, yeah, it's not in a bikini. Just because of
what it might bring, you might just not worth it.
So I would say, what's wrong in boosting someone's confidence?
This is just a double it's such a double stupid though.
I think the person's just stupid and not shady, because
to be shady you got to somewhat have a strategy,
and the strategy when you get caty and stupid is
(06:50):
not to be more stupid. He also cats to be
blocking you to be like proved point, but definitely red
flags just that he's stupid. Why are you gonna be
something so stupid? That is so funny. He said he
was just doing it to be nice. But also I
can see like an idiot dude, being like, I just
liked her. I just i'd see her if I saw
our workers. I thought I was gonna be nice. But
I'm not sticking up for him. That's you need to
(07:11):
figure out if he's an idiot or if he's shady,
because I could be convinced either way, but it is
not good either way, and you need to figure out
which of the two quickly.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Y'all don't like photos like that of other people right now?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
You kidding me? We like to be married. No, we
just look at him, don't we us? Don't we us?
But I don't like him? No, that make me vomit, disgusting. Yeah,
something's up. Just figure out if he's an idiotor if
he's shady. Either way, probably not your dude, if he's
going step one, step two like that. Was there a
(07:45):
movie as a kid that probably freaked you out more
than it should because mine was Grimlins. The first time
I watched Grimlins, I didn't want to feed anything, humans, animals,
anything near midnight. That movie freaked me out so bad
that I didn't like screaming movie. That's still like scary movies,
No horror for me, but Gremlins was the one that
scarred me as a kid. And when we had dogs,
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I would the closer I got to midnight, I don't
want to feed them, just just in case they did
what the Gremlins did, which they turned from gremlins, like
what do they call us? Guys? Gives the gizmo would
turn into like a bad Amy. Any movie as a
kid that scarred you, Candy Man, that's a real scary one.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Yeah, I mean it was scary, so it should have
scarred me.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
My money was scary, like go in a bathroom with
a mirror and you know, and then of course my
sister and her friends they would do that and be
like Amy Common would be like say candy Man in
the mirror, and it just freaked me out. Anytime I
would have to go to the bathroom after that in
the dark.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
What do you say candy man like three times.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
And you turn or something.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't do it. It's not real lunchbox. Any movie
as a kid that there was a couple scar the stuff.
Oh that was the worst movie. Scary. It's got yogurt.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Hold on, hold on, you're telling me, as a six
or seven year old you watched that you wouldn't be
terrified to eat.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yogurt, and like you, I thought all our listeners the
quick story of what this stuff is about.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
The stuff is the scariest movie of all time. And
it is like this yogurt the government makes it to
take over your body, and it's in this one town
and these two kids. This one kid's like I'm not
going to eat it, and his whole family's like, you
will eat the yogurt and he's like putting it down
the toilet and it comes alive and.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Tries to eat you. Terrifying as a kid.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Another one, Children of the Corn, Oh, that was legitimately
scar my goodness. Anytime we drive my corn, I'm like, oh,
go go goat.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
So scary all corn. You're out Nightmare on ELM Streetcar
and I would say those were actually scary movie. I'm
just saying, you know, you don't juice. To her, it
was like, I don't watch it to freak me out.
Gremlins to me, I don't watch it a freaking out
like yours are like normal, healthy, you shouldn't be watching
those as kids anyway. Well, Keith may just watch them.
I'm trying to think of the normal teeth. Keith watch
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anything for you.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
You guys, remember Christine is Scary is Stephen King movie
And it was like an old fifties car that like
came alive and it would start with like an oldie
song like twisted and shout, and then the lights came
on and it killed people.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Dude. That freaked me out. Man, that car would just
drive on its own. Dude, just run over people. That's
like yogurt. That's down as yogurt, no way more than anything. Yeah,
mine was Casper Nessie. Now we're talking the friendly ghost.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
He yeah, man, he was friendly, but are you still
a ghost? So after I watched it, I thought there
were ghosts everywhere, and I thought a Casper was gonna
pop up every time I was walking around.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
The house and I was like, is there?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Casper is just real?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I thought it was legit. How friendly is he really? Yeah?
He wasn't friend. He's friendly, he mostly, but he can
get anywhere. Completely agree. I got felt on a Casper Raymond.
Anybody with the freak out as.
Speaker 10 (10:41):
A kid, mine's kind of embarrassing. But Jumanji, now we're talking.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
With the Ouiji board.
Speaker 10 (10:45):
And my mom told me how evil it was, and
she said, if your friends ever tried to do that
Wiji board. Don't because that's when the evil spirits come out.
And so my friend it was super popular. It made
it in middle school. So they would all grab a
Wiji board and I just go in the other room.
I told mom, I wasn't a part of it.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
They did it, so you let yourself out, you show
yourself out at a Yeah, it was very terrified of it.
We never weed you boarded. We were too scared of
that stuff in general, Like, we didn't do that. But
it's funny that Ray would leave the room as his
friends did it. Thank you guys. You guys are all normal,
Ray Morgan, We're all screwed up.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
It's time for the good news, which Bobby.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
This comes from a voicemail from a listener and I
wanted to share it because it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I called in about two years ago at age sixty
five and told you tell me something good was going
back to nursing school. Well, I'm going to tell you
something great is I graduated from nursing school and I
have a new job and I will be moving to Richmond,
Virginia in July. I have a great day.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Crew, let's go that. So cool. Hold on, let me
say a good thing before whatever your response is. This
is someone who did not let her age define what
her life was. Because you think about going to school,
you're like, eighteen ninety, twenty twenty one, maybe go back,
I don't know, non traditionals. Thirty, She's like, screw that,
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I'm gonna go back to school and be a nurse.
And she was sixty five years old and she did it,
and she finished and she is still living her life.
She is currently living her life. That is amazing. Once
about your reaction was what in the world, Yeah, what
in the world is she doing?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Hey, she's at retirement age where she could just be
chill and relax and then be She probably has an
established life wherever she is at.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You can't sign up. Probably, though I don't think that idea.
She wants to do this.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Hold on, let me finish my sentence. And then she goes,
I'm starting a new job, so I'll be moving. So
I mean she is moving somewhere where she completely knows nobody.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Probably to start. We're not doing probably loves. Probably what
we're doing is like, it's.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Sixty five years old. You have your you usually have
your community, built in, like you don't want to move.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
That's true, you're probably I'm saying, I'm super I remember
what she called. She shared the story, and I think
it's a great example, not to just people that are
sixty five, but people that are parents, people that didn't
go to college, you gout can't afford it when they
were younger. People that are thinking about changing careers. Don't
let all the standards affect what you think you can
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do because other people maybe haven't done it. That's awesome.
So that's my tell me something good. That's hurt, telling
me something good. That's what it's all about. That was
telling me something good. All right, hit the song. You're
gonna get it. We're gonna never gonna get it. There's
your question. One thirty of us submit we've stolen this item.
One third of us and we've stolen this item. According
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to a wallet Hub survey, one third of us admit
we have stolen this item. What is it? So we're
gonna go over and talk to Adrian, who's on the phone. First.
The game is called never Gonna Get it because it
is impossible to get it. You'll have many opportunities to
get it. One third of us admit we've stolen this item, Adrian,
you get to guess yourself first, so it can be anything.
(13:59):
Throw it out there.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Do you think did you take from a restaurant?
Speaker 8 (14:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I just had stolen this it on period. Yeah, it
could be anything. That's why it's called never gonna get it.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Go ahead, a bound like a pen, you know, like
a writing ten.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Great, that's good, love it anybody else that pen? No? No, okay,
Adriane has a guest pin. She didn't get it. Now
I'm gonna read it again. According to a recent wallet
hub survey, one third of us admit we've stolen this item.
What is it? No, you're not gonna get it. You're
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never never gonna get it. Not this know you're not
gonna get you never, never, never, never gonna All right, So, now, Adrian,
you'll get to pick two of the show members. If
they get it right, you win. They are representing you.
So you have Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, and Morgan. Etherbody feel
about their answers? Really good? Pretty good? So Lunchbox screamed,
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he feels great about it, but he always does every time.
Morgan said she feels pretty good.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Amy, how you feel I feel okay.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Eddie, okay. According to a recent wallet hub survey, one
third of us admit we've stolen this item. Adrian picked
two players here.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
I will pick Lunchbox and Morgan.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Let's go over to Morgan first. Morgan, what do you have?
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Well?
Speaker 9 (15:18):
I had had something, and as soon as she said restaurant,
I was like, yep, we're on the same wavelength. I'm
going with a cup from a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It's not bad. I was stealing a glass.
Speaker 9 (15:29):
I was really dumb and I did it one time
when I was younger because there was really cool.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
They had really cool classes. Okay, you know, we'll see
if that happens. This's me a tough one. I mean
if I a stolen a glass, I am no. Oh
well there's two of the five yeah, one third Lunchbox.
What do you have? Wi Fi? Oh, I think about that.
That's really good. Good guess man. So we'll go to
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Morgan first. Morgan says it's a glass. Adrian, do you
think it's a glass?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
No?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
It is not a glass. Now let's go to Lunchbox,
he says, Wi Fi, how do you feel about that? Answer?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
I know that Lunchbox likes to get a lot of
things for free.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
So he would know about Yeah, if there were an
expert in stealing and theft, woud probably be him. Yeah,
the answer is Wi Fi. Did anybody else have Wi Fi? No?
Speaker 5 (16:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
What did you have? Eddie? I had shampoo, Hotel shampoo,
Amy Sountain drink, Lunchbox. You are the expert and theft
answers Wi Fi. Adrian wins the prize, Lunchbox wins the game.
Hit that song.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Money every time everybody.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I pray to steal a Wi Fi now though, because
I don't know what Wi Fi it is? How do
you do that? Like, well, man has an open network,
you are using it, yeah, to yours where and there's
an open network, Or you're at a house and the
neighbor Yeah, if the neighbor's WiFi bleeds through and yours
isn't connecting, so you take theirs.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
I feel like if something's available these days now, it's
like a trick and they're trying to get you to
get on it so they can get all your stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Hotels, apartment complexes where if somebody has a router, you
can pick up everybody's if it's open, or I guess
if you know someone's passport when you shouldn't. All that
could be stealing. And that's our guy who knows all
about that. Today. Let's play loser or not a loser.
I will tell you a story from the news. You
tell me if you think this person is a loser
or not a loser. So this guy's getting married. They
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have the ceremony, they go, they have the first dance,
and he realizes that in the first dance the band
they hired the singer, because again at the ceremony, you
don't really see if it's a DJ or the band.
You don't see them because you're doing the ceremony, not
the perception. His wife put take care of all the music.
The singer in the band is his ex girlfriend from
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fifteen years ago. Right, it wasn't like the one that
was right before this wife. It wasn't like this ex
girlfriend plotted to get into the wedding. Somehow his new
wife had booked the band and he didn't see her
until Okay, let's walk in the bridegroom and he's like,
that's my ex girlfriend's scene. So it wasn't comfortable with
the X being there. He after the dance, goes up
(18:23):
to the band and says, hey, I'm gonna need you
guys to leave loser, and she didn't understand why he
cared so much because it was fifteen years ago when
they dated decade and a half. Fifteen years ago. The
band left the venue helped them get a DJ pretty quickly,
which they had to pay money for as well. They
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had to pay the band out as well. But the
guy was like, you need to go loser, not a loser.
Amy has jumped in early on this one. She's locked
in with loser. Go ahead, loser.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
Okay, Well yeah, because like just enjoy your evening. It
was fifteen years ago, like move on with the night,
Like why cause this disruption and then have to pay
more money and then have the venue scramble to get
a DJ.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I mean just I don't know. I don't see what
the big deal is.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
If I'm the wife, and this is why I'm gonna
sign him as a loser. If I'm the wife and
I see him get so upset about an X, I'm
thinking he's still in love with that ex. Good point,
like this is not otherwise, who cares? That's not the offsite,
the opposite. Okay, and I'll let you guys have your piece.
But I'm going loser because if I see him get triggered,
that means an emotion has set forth an action, which
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is exactly what happened. Why is he getting emotional over
somebody from fifteen years ago unless he still feels extremely
hurt or still in love with them. And I'm upset
if I'm the wife and I'm going loser. And even
if you feel that way, because you're gonna look like
you have to play a cool you can't. You can't
do what you just did. You're a loser.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
We got two losers in lunchbox. No, this dude's a hero.
He's saving his wife from the awkward encounter. He is
trying to make sure that his wife knows she is
the only woman on his special day.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
The wife didn't care for that. You don't want that.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
That girl trying to weasel her way in saying, oh yeah,
I'm gonna try to ruin the wedding. Be a bad singer,
have bad music, mess up the soul. But women are spiteful, man,
Women are vengeful. Women are crazy. You don't know what
she could do, and you want it to be all
about the bride, and you don't want your friends to being like, hey, dude,
isn't that the.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Girl we met on spring break?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Can't have that? Get her out of here. It's all
about the wife. What a hero? Okay, so we have
two losers and one not a loser, Eddie, I too,
am gonna say not a loser? Come on, this is
a testament of his love for her. No, it's not.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
He's saying like, look, you hired my ex girlfriend. I
know as an accident, but I don't want anyone else
that I maybe could have fallen in love with earlier
in my life.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I love you now she's out of here. But the wife,
he just is. The wife has got to be like,
we're gonna spend extra money. You're gonna make my dad
spend extra money. Maybe that's how much I love you?
What I don't want you to do that? Why are
you acting that? No?
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Then that's when Bobby's point.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
I think that that Bobby made one of the most
valid points here, and it's that she's going to look
at you and.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Be like, what is the big dealer?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Are you still you care? Or like, why are you dumb?
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Now that you say did you invite your ex boyfriend?
Here of course, now you don't want him here, you
don't love him anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
But she wasn't invited as the ex girlfriend. She was
a singer of a band. Okay, I'll even got your tiebreaker, Morgan,
loser or no loser. I'm I'm going with not a loser.
Speaker 5 (21:35):
Down hold on, they've been broken at.
Speaker 9 (21:38):
I hear you, guys, and I I do understand completely
what you guys say. I think there's a level here.
But here's the thing. This is his wedding day. He
doesn't want to have any past memories of that, like
bringing up on a day that's supposed to be the
day to start his future.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Regardless if there's.
Speaker 9 (21:56):
Good, bad, any feelings whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Of the this is not stopping him from starting that
new life. Somebody from fifteen years ago, one two three
here already, that's not it's not a loser, okay, Amy,
they won. The guy's not a loser, parr. If your listening, sir,
you are officially not a loser. But we wrote the
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dissenting opinion, Amy, and I did a Supreme court heavily
a loser in our minds on the phone right now
calling us from Ohio. It's erin Aaron What's Up Buddy.
Speaker 11 (22:32):
Cover questions for the show. First of all Morning Studio Morning.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
So we were.
Speaker 11 (22:36):
Actually my wife and I were discussing it. It's actually
the conversation came up between me and a group of
friends as far as the toilet seat goes and leaving
it up or down. Obviously, as a women think that
it should mention always put it down, especially in the
middle of night. They get up, they're tired, I don't know,
the toys seats up, they fall in. But the guys
(22:56):
are like, well, I get up the middle night to
go to the bathroom and I forget set the toy
stacks down. Then there's pe on it, and you're mad
about that, but we're I was just looking for the
show's advice and what everyone does as far as that goes.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You know, I've only in the last couple of years
had to deal with this issue, and I have a
pretty strong opinion about it, and I think I think
about worst case scenario. So let's think worst case scenario.
If I'm a dude and it's dark and I pee
and a pee on the lid, I just wipe it off.
You really, you hear it too? Telling the lid. That
sounds like, think about worst case scenario if your girlfriend
or wife falls in. Yeah, because worst case one, she's wet,
(23:34):
Two she's irritated at you. Three it rolls over to
the next.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Day before she's out of alignment.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Potentially, Okay, okay, chi director, look hurts. I'm sure it does.
But we should be looking anyway, but we don't because
we're half asleep. Put the lid down, and if it's
got a double lid, put them both down. I know
you're gonna pee on the lid. You told me that. However, yes,
she said, I'm letting peede before it's an accident. Didn't
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feel different. You should have this toilet seat down because
worst case scenario for you, the dude is she is
upset at you. She falls in, makes your life. It's
just better and you pee lead big deal, clean it up.
The thing in our house is not the toilet seat
up or down. It is if I Sometimes there'll be
(24:25):
peace spots in the floor in front of the toilet.
I don't know why she pees on the floor, but
it's me and so sometimes it'll just be like little
splashes and I don't see them. So I got to
get better about that is that's a real shortcoming of mind.
And sometimes I splashes hit the floor, But I do
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keep the lid down. Now, I'm pretty passionate for us guys.
We have to keep the lid down. It's just not
worth it. Should everybody be looking, yes, but it's not
worth the trouble you get in. If you don't, she
falls in because it's on you, even if she was
the last one in there.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
I like the way you put that because there's a reason.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
It's not just like, oh, you know, the guys want
this girl and who's the right you like, actually gave
a legit reason.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yes, because she will not be in a good mood
and it's going to hurt your whole day.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Right, we're far more affected by it than y'all are.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yes, So that's my opinion. I think Amy agrees with me.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
I do Eddie always put the seat down, But I mean,
can't girls.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Just yes for the seat? You can't? Guys? Yes, and
sometimes we're gonna forget and they're gonna do that, but
it's just not worth it. I totally understand that. Why
does the guy always have to do everything?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
The guy has to pay, the guy has to open
the door.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
The guy has to do this. The guy has to
out of ask out on the first date on my phone.
Why cousin, say, nineteen twenty, why.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Can't the woman be responsible for something like, Hey, I
don't think all this stuff you just said is accurate, though, Yeah,
but I hear you. You know what I'm saying, like, Hey,
you're an adult and you want to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Make sure the seats down. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
I make sure the seats up when I go, peace,
So make sure the seat's down when you go.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Be It's that easy I had But if we agree,
but if you have to pick, it's not it's almost
no effort. But it's no ever to look either. It's
just an insurance policy. And make sure you don't get
in any more trouble.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Oh my god, why are you gonna get in trouble
because she's not responsible enough to look.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It doesn't matter why you just do. She's gonna get upset.
There is absolutely nothing rational about you getting in trouble
because she fell in. However, it still happens.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
So then be on the seat, and that's tell you
didn't know was there, and let her sit on it.
Then she'll be like, why do you leave the seat up?
Interesting theory.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Sorry, I didn't know the guys that like fold laundry
horribly so that they don't have to fold laundry anymore.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
You do that, right. I've been known to dabble exactly, Aaron,
I understand you, but I have to side because it's
just not worth it to get in trouble. So I'm
gonna say, put the lid down. Bruh. Yeah, well I
get it, and and I do.
Speaker 11 (26:48):
Usually it was a debate between us, and I'm you know,
I'm half and half. I see where lunchbox is coming
from because each person's responsibility.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I agree, I see where lunchbox is coming from, except
for that part was like men gotta pay, men gotta
kill deer, men gotta go to war. All that stuff
I don't agree with. But I do understand where we're adults,
which is to make sure if seats upper down. But
it's all about the end result, and it's just not
worth it to get in trouble.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
No, it's not worth the argument. It's obviously I think
this is going to continue on for generations. It's just
an interesting conversation.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Or or or we change it.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Guys, could just start sitting down to pee.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I co sign. I mean I've done that before. Yeah,
it's because I'm lazy.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
How's that what? I don't give anything to be on
the stand up and fee sitting downe.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
That's what I bet you can? You can you get
one of those little those little tube things you pee
into like a funnel.
Speaker 8 (27:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
They yeah, all right, thank you, Aaron. I hope you
have a great day. All right, anybody, it's time for
the good News box.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
There's a dude out for a walk in Rhode Island
and he looks up and he sees a two year
old climbing out of the window of a second story
apartment and it climbs out on the little roof.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Might imagine just seeing that happening and being you you
don't really have the power to save it, right then.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Right, And so it's out on the little roof and
he's like, hey, go back in the window, Go back
in the window, Go back in the window. The two
year old starts walking towards the edge. He's like, I
gotta do something. He climbs up the brick building like
Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Outside from the outside.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
And grabs the kid in time before it falls off
the little roof and it's all caught on camera.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
And the dude's name is Good Samaritan.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
That's his name, so hemous.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
He wants to be anonymous. He just wants to be
known as a Good Samaritan doing what he was supposed
to do. And there's video there somebody else, right, I
mean they've blurred out the kid in the video. I
can see the video, but they have the kid's face
board out.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Irritated that. No, I'm just saying, but they don't have it.
He has a red hoodie on. Now there you got
a commercial. Yeah, let's look at you. Climb up a whoop.
Great spider Man. Save got him. That's as got him.
That is what it's all about. That was telling me
something good. Wake up, wake up in the morn and
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the radio and the dogs.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Ready lunchbox, More game too, Steve Bred and it's trying
to put you through fog.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
He's riding this week's next minit. The Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
So you know what this.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
The Bobby Ball. We have ninety seconds to get as
many morning cornyes correct as we possibly can. You guys, ready,
ready me lunchbox, Eddie go the Morning corny.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
What does a duck use to solve math problems?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Later?
Speaker 7 (29:57):
Okay, what are the coolest letters in the alphabet?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Cool? Cold, c o LD cool co O L. What
are the coolest letters? ABC? Coolest letters? We ask it again?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
What are the coolest letters in the alphabet?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
P R S?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
But what's cold?
Speaker 3 (30:17):
You?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Coolest? Okay?
Speaker 7 (30:19):
A C A.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
That's it?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Go go like that? What's you're killing time?
Speaker 7 (30:25):
What does an overqualified circle have?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Radius? Too much? Radius, circumstance uncarcrifized? What's it again?
Speaker 5 (30:35):
What does an overqualified circle have?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Circums too much area? Circle? Round about an over round
about qualified circle?
Speaker 12 (30:46):
I don't even understand sphere around, it's around, it's all around.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
What do you ask it again?
Speaker 5 (30:59):
I can't help.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
What does an overqualified circle have?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I start well rounded, it's right, full circle, three hundred
and sixty degrees cats three, three hundred and sixty she's tappened?
Speaker 7 (31:13):
Oh she had a degree sixty degrees three hundred sixty degrees?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Okay for qualifyed? Okay? If she's got I mean got it,
don't yehs go?
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (31:22):
What animal isn't allowed to take tests at school?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Kalified Cheetah, that's good. I'll take the three hundred and
sixty degrees because I did say it. She acted funny
on the AC one though funny.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
I was like, Lunchbuck's gone.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Have you got that, dude? Yeah, we'll take it. Yeah.
That was one of those whereact like you were giving
us one I've seen in your eye before, three hundred
and sixty degrees.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
I don't understand if he said it, then, why did
you slap the table?
Speaker 7 (31:47):
A lot of contents today saying it with confidence that
that was for sure.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I have to say with confidence, Yeah, because there, that's
uh say, confident. How many do we get there? I
don't know. Three?
Speaker 7 (31:59):
Okay, ac three hundred and sixty degrees.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Quoculator, that's three.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Exactly. Cheetah, Bobby Bone show up today.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
This story comes us from Center County, Pennsylvania. A thirty
seven year old man decided to enjoy some mushrooms. You know, hey,
these are so yummy, and all of a sudden he
starts freaking.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Out, like magic mushrooms, magic mushrooms, and he's like, I've
been shot. I've been shot. He needs help. So he's
running down the street banging on doors.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
I've been shot.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
My greatest my greatest fear fight in drugs, that you
would do that, Yeah, something like this. But the problem
is no one would answer the door. So he broke
into a house and woke up some homeows.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Homeowners said, hey, i've been shot.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
He's got a crime though he broke into their house. Man,
you can't break into someone. But he didn't break in
with the intent to steal anything. He thought he was
in danger. I don't think that matters. Yeah, I don't know.
I think there's a little bit intent. If I'm the judge,
probably gonna go a little easier on him. Okay, if
you're breaking in to steal something hurt somebody, that's different
than if you are confused.
Speaker 6 (33:03):
Remember when like Andy Dick went into somebody's house because
he was like out of it too.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
He got in trouble. Yeah, but didn't you think that
was Yeah, and he still got in trouble. See, this
is my fear. It's why I don't I can't take
sleeping pills anymore. I did for a while when I
was having some real mental health issues, and I would
just like wake up and not remember the night before,
and I'd look it like my face time or my
keys were somewhere different. You'd buy stuff too. It was wild. Yeah,
(33:30):
And so I stopped doing on airplanes because I didn't
want to wake up on an airplane and handcuffs because
I'd pooped in the aisle and not remembered it. Oh,
I'm glad that i'd been. You coulda go on.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Viral Bonehead, for sure, but you get handcuffed for odds
before you get dug taped to the seat.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Just imagine like I'm out of it and I'm squatting
in an aisles to tackle me and they're going to
tie me somewhere. So that's why, that's why I don't
do magic mushrooms or sleeping pills. Yeah, all right, lunch box,
I'm lunchbox at your Bonehead story of the day. I
mean and I were talking right before we came back
on air, and I was like, Hey, what's dinner last night?
At this place called like Yulon what's it called? So
(34:07):
I hadn't heard of it either, But and so we
go and I order this noki, which I've never been
quite sure what nochi is. I'm pretty sure it's potatoes
at this point. Okay, but if it feels like a
noodle in your mouth.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
It's like a potato pasta.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
It's like potato and your plate, noodle in your mouth. Wow.
Speaker 7 (34:21):
Yeah, it's so Gnocchi is so good.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Well, and I didn't know if noki had meat in it,
and it didn't. I learned last night. But I looked
at the menu and it was a little expensive for
for noki because most noki is I get olive garden.
I'll be honest with you, that's how I usually roll.
I get then nochi with with some meat, olive garden.
And so they bring it and they're like, oh, we're
gonna get you. We're gonna put some truffles on this.
(34:46):
It doesn't truffles.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
They don't do it.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
They do nothing for me. You just don't taste them.
It looked like they were putting tree bark. And I'm
sure if you're a truffles fan, it's amazing. But they're
like sprinkled it on the shaving it and Caitlin's like,
that looks beautiful. I just don't. For me. I just
I guess am not sophisticated enough to love a truffle.
(35:09):
I love truffle chocolate truffles. Oh yeah, those are good.
Those are good. Yeah, that's not what they're shaving on them.
And that place was really good. It's just the truffle thing.
It's weird to me, but we ate it and it
was it was good. It was good food. We were
out probably way too late last night, eight forty five
or so. Oh, that's way that's way too lazy nowadays.
(35:29):
It was a really good place to eat though, and
it had been a while since we got to go
out and just have dinner and talk and you know,
not worry about the kids. Yeah, yeah, of course, yes,
we will see you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody. Show The Bobby
Bones Show theme song written, produced and sang by read Yarberry.
You can find his instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve
(35:54):
executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My
instagram is mister Bobby Bone. Thank you for listening to
the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
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Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
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