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January 1, 2026 35 mins

Bobby plays company slogans and the crew all take their best guesses, Amy has a list of habits that are known to take years off your life, Morgan took off all her clothes for a facial and we play everyone's favorite game, 'What Year Was It?'.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting a.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to Thursday show more in a studio. I'm going
to ask the question to give you guys time to
think about it. You can't pick money or to have
something to sell. But if you could have a lifetime
supply of anything, what would it be? You have to
actually use it.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
You could have a lifetime supply of anything, what would
it be?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Maymy snail serum put on my face?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Now you have that's you think you're showing me doing
that five years?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Well, I mean, if I have a lifetime supply, I'm
gonna do with the rest of my life because it's
supposed to make your face like less wrinkles and more
glowy skin.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I hear you.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I guess there are always new and better and more
scientifically recent.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
You think they're going to advance the snail or they.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Go snails kill you or something. I just felt like
that was a weird thing to big oh man.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
This stuff is like look with golden bees, I'll take
a lifetime supply.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
That's what she picks everything. Lunchbox cars. Wait, one one
does one thing? One car, You drive one until it
dies and then you drive another one. You only get
one at a time. It's not limitless.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Oh I thought, like I could have a Ferrari one day,
a Lambeau the next day.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Like a lifetime supply is someone you want a lifetimesply
of Chipotle?

Speaker 6 (01:26):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
I see what you're saying, right, Like I if mine
is the snails, if I get one a day, Like
you don't get a car.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Each day, you get it till die. The you get
a new car every eight years.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Yeah, but that's stupid, stupid, Like I literally thought I.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Was getting him. Okay, we'll come back to you. We'll
circle back. I got confused. We'll circle back, Eddie do
airline miles. You do whatever you want. Airline miles. I
want to go everywhere, and you know what, I'll be
there today. What do we don't you want to have
dinner in New York? Let's go today.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
That's a pretty good one. No, actually it's really dumb.
Why why would you not just say private jets? Why
would you have the airline miles when you can.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Jets You have to pay for a gas and pay
a pilot.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
With that free boom. That's why I did it.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, you don't want to say private jeckets and you
gotta pay for a hangar. You got to pay for
a pilot, you got to pay for repairs.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
I can't afford that. No, you want airline miles, so
you just drive it to the airport and go, oh
my god, that'd be amazing. I'm an idiot.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I would do lifetimes cell phone charge what you're at
one hundred the whole time, your whole life. It doesn't matter.
I never have to charge a phone, no power issue ever.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
If my phone just stays charged, that's pretty good. It's
pretty good because, yeah, you stress out when you're really
low and you're a lot of awaress.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't, don't relate and.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Your phone also dies right that you circle back? What
you got?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, I mean babes. No, no, babes, I have a
wife boat. You have babes boats. Chant skis are cool too,
But loottery tickets, yeah, tickets brash scratch You.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Had that though, and you never won, Like that would
be the worst.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
But I would save so much money and we're not
buying them that I just get them and scratch them.
Great lottery tickets. Whoever came over with that great idea, Amy,
thank you?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh I did I don't think I did.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Maybe a lottery tickets.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I went doing a impression the Xbox. I was out
of body. I don't remember that being me. I just
remembered him saying that, Okay, well there we go.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
We never know, like sometimes what comes out of our Yeah,
I know.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
We do the show for hours an hour, I don't
even know we talk about on the air. In my
real life, there are times where'm like, did I talk.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
About this in the show?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Or I know something I'm up today where it's like,
what did we talk about yesterday?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
I'm gonna be like, what, no, I did we did?

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Get question to me, Hello, Bobby Bones.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I've been at my job for over a year now.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
It has just occurred to me that one of my
upper management bosses might not even know my name. I've
met up more than a few times in meetings and
work events, and I recently realized that he always calls
me champ or buddy your pal. Maybe he's trying to
be cash or cool, but it started to strike me
as odd. I can't recall one instance when he used

(04:24):
my actual name. I'm worried if he doesn't know my name,
it will mean I have limited opportunities in the company.
How do I find out or make sure he knows
my name without making it awkward sign nameless employee. Okay,
two things here. The first thing, you're not gonna like
to hear so much. If he doesn't know your name,
that means you're not doing enough that he knows about

(04:46):
in order to get whatever promotion that you want. That
doesn't mean you're not doing it, because sometimes you do
all kinds of stuff. But if you don't share, you're
not letting people know what you're doing. They don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
How do you let people know like you just announce it?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
There are many ways, a couple of ways.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
One you can have some You can have a celebration
friend that actually celebrates you in front of others. Yeah,
and you kind of work out a system where it's like, hey,
I just crushed this. Can you be sure to share
this happen and I was the one that did it.
Like that's a real thing.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Okay, it's a celebration, a lame name.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Listen, watch off of the name. Still, but there is
like a partner.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's like a partner that that helps you not seem
I wouldn't even say it's an ego thing, but you
have to share your successes because people just expect you
to do what you're paid to do, and if you're
doing more than that, they don't really notice. And if
they do, it's only for a second because they got
to cover their butt and their job. So you either
need like a sell what was.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
My term, celebration friend.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
You either need like a celebration friend that celebrates you,
or whenever you send these reports to this boss, constantly you, Hey,
we did this, we overachieved here, this was the goal,
this is what we did.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I'm gonna give you the greatest boss hack of all time.
Don't use it on me.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
I'm already well yeah, yeah, I know. Now we're taking
notes a.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Boss hack or a boss you would like in the future,
or someone that's extremely elevated. Email them. Everybody's human, even
though you think they are. They get this crazy position,
email them and ask for advice, even if you don't
need it. Everybody loves to act like they have influence
and that they're they're helping somebody and navigating them in
a way, and they're going to be invested in you,

(06:25):
So ask for advice. That also creates a bit of
a relationship. There's an intimacy there when you're asking somebody
for advice, So ask for advice.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Even do this with this guys, like even if you
don't need advice, Like how do you make up?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Like what I should? Should I wear the blue or
the red?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (06:40):
You do this?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
You'd be like, Hey, we usually come in at nine
am in the morning. You know, I've been showing up
around eight forty five or so. I'm wondering, is that
setting a standard within our group dynamic where they're going
to be resentful or is it they're just there are
many ways tool.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
And then you're also sort of nonchalantly dropping.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yes, this is good stuff, So there are many ways
to do that. But the third way I would say
is we're a name tag.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Oh hello my name?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, just wear a name tag all the time and
it's not even about him at all, but he'll know
your name. But if you don't celebrate your victories in
your career, your job, nobody else is going to do
it for you.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
You have to do it. And it's not bragging.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
People will not know and it's not that they don't care,
it's that they are so worried about keeping their own
jobs and having their successes celebrated by their bosses. They're
not paying a bunch of attention to it, So don't
look at it as being selfish.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
You need to let me know I like it.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Okay, so you need like a I know you're still
workshopping the name, but like a hype call, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
I kinda like it. I'm gonna settle with it.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Friends, Okay, so are we going to all do that.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
For each other?

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Don't do it to me because I know what everybody
does all the time.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Not you, But like Lunchbox in Vegas, we have a
boss that they all know.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
He doesn't talk to anybody. Hey, good luck, you can
do this them up. I don't trust hyping them up.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I don't trust what he's gonna do once he gets hyped. Okay,
you know what I mean. Like, you only elevate people
that you believe will make you look good, because if
you elevate someone and they don't make you look good,
then you look worse.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Well, well what will happen is we're gonna be backstage
in the hall and be like, see that guy yelling
over there bracelets as like all the celebrities.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
That's Lunchbox he's amazing.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
A nameless employee, you got this. You're doing nothing wrong.
You just have to strategize a bit different. And there's
nothing wrong with strategizing like that. Done them a whole career.
But early in my days, I'd be like, I would
hit up people when we were living in Austin doing
the show. I'd have people in Dallas that were like
high executives and be like, hey, I'm gonna be in
town this evening, but you weren't even really good and

(08:45):
I'd fly in, just have dinner, and fly right back
out afterwards Southwest.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
They'd have no idea and so. But it was just
creating a relationship. And at dinner, I'm like, hey, I
need I really need help with this, like a group
dynamic thing. I really didn't. I bost you guys around
my god and need that.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
But you know, I'm really having this situation with Amy.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
I need help with this.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
She's so complex, she's so amazing. I don't know how
to keep everybody else from being jealous. There you go,
nameless employee, Thank you for the email.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Good luck with that. Close it up. Let's play what
year was it?

Speaker 6 (09:24):
What yar?

Speaker 4 (09:25):
What year?

Speaker 3 (09:25):
What year, What year was it?

Speaker 4 (09:28):
What year?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
What year?

Speaker 6 (09:29):
What year?

Speaker 4 (09:29):
What year?

Speaker 3 (09:30):
What year was it?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Okay, here's how it's gonna work, so you can buzz
in at anytime.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
I'm gonna give you three things inside of a year.
When you buzz. If you miss it, you're out.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Got it?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Here we go. Number one? What year was it? Transformers
is released in theaters?

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Gosh, Umbrella by Real Lux, Lunchbox two thousand and six
incorrect correct Amy one and lunch Buns is out of
that one of that one, so it would have been
Transformers release in theaters, Umbrella by Rihanna and Jayz goes
number one, and the iPhone is released.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
That would have been two thousand and seven. You're welcome.
Maybe next one up. What did you do to help
her if she was going to guess? Two thousand and six?

Speaker 2 (10:18):
No, you didn't know that, Okay, next time, I'm sorry. Okay,
what year was it? Blake Shelton Lance's first number one
with Austin Scrubs premiered on NBC Eddie Eddie two thousand
and three.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Incorrect. I thought I was gonna guess, dude.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Yeah, the first Harry Potter movie came out Lunchbox Lunchbox
ninety eight incorrect?

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Oh, I can't remember when Harry Potter was. I do
think we're in the nineties, though.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Blake Shelton Lance's first number one with Austin Scrubs premieres
on NBC, and the first Harry Potter movie came out.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Gosh, it's not ninety eight? Is it nineteen ninety seven?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
It is two thousand and one? Dang scrub funny show.
We're gonna be five not three. I like this? Next up?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
What year was it? I Swear? By John Michael mctgomery
Lunchbox ninety four correct? What the was a four week
number one?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Also?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Kurt Cobain dies, The Lion King, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction,
Dumb and Dumber, and The Mask all come out in theaters.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
That ye.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, who left fast? I had number one?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Good job?

Speaker 3 (11:32):
What year was it?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Tom Cruise jumped for joy on Oprah's couch to proclaim
his love Katie Holmes, Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (11:42):
What year was it?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Gold Digger by Kanye West goes number one? What year
was it? Okay two thousand and four incorrect? Eddie Eddie
two thousand and three incorrect? The Office premiere on NBC.
What year was it Tom Cruise jumps on the couch

(12:04):
and Oprah luschbox ahead two thousand and five.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
Correct, yeah, yeah, they're all around it. Amy, No, last one, Amy,
you need this to tie. Okay, what year was it?
Napster launches us unch, go ahead, lunch.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
That was nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
It's correct, Yes it was.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
It was fall semester.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
No, no, it's later than that. It was false semester
fshman year freshman.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
I guarantee it. It was in the dorm. John Hodges,
do you.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Guys want to a side bet?

Speaker 5 (12:37):
I don't think it's not you said two thousand and one.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Do you want to do a side bet?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yes or no?

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Because I went to a side bet if you guys.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Are both so sure because we were also sophomores in
the two thousands.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Side bet yes or no?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Hold on?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Side bet is lose ates of dedicada, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
I have to think of my bet.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Side bet, side bet, side.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Bet, side bet lose rates of dead sicate Yes I bet,
yes or not?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I'm not eating a dead cicada.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Uh Naster launches the matrix is released in theater.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
He already guess though, I know that's.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
Why he's doing it all because I got it right,
got it right.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
This guy knows John and Fred would sit there and
download music overnight.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Who's John and Fred? John? The people call my Gmery
dorm and Fred Savage.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Wow, I guess I was late to the Nster party.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
It's time for the good news, Bobby.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
I feel like Tom Hanks is a good guy. I
just do.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
I mean, I've seen him do a lot of really
nice stuff. Also, his roles are always really nice people.
But that has nothing to do but it does have
to do with me feeling he's a nice guy. Yes,
Like I think it's both. But there was this guy
as a typewriter store. It's like an old Bentach typewriter store,
and Tom Hanks was in there a couple years ago
and he went in and he bought a typewriter and
they had a long talk about typewriters. Tom Hanks likes

(14:01):
typewriters and he likes typing things and sending them in letters.
And he had said kind of offhand, Hey, I'm going
to send you one for my collection, like years ago,
and the guy never really got it until now, just
randomly it shows up. His name is Anthony Velapi of
type Space. He shared on Instagram, and he took a
picture of it. The much anticipated gift from when years

(14:23):
ago Tom Hanks was in he was doing a book
tour in the area, stopped by the store, had the conversation,
remembered it, and then sent it years later with an autograph.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
That is so cool to remember that.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Yeah, it was a nineteen fifty five Ryan Mattal with
a German keyboard, signed by Tom Hanks that arrived at
the shop.

Speaker 8 (14:41):
I thought it's really cool and that, of course it's
just a typewriter, but it's the thought and the remembering
of the thought years later at some random conversation you
had with a random person at a random store on
your random stop at a random book tour.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Because you have to think that.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
Like people always just like, yeah, you know what, I
want to send you that typewriter and like, oh yeah,
sure sure, and.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
They forget about it. Or the many interactions Tom Hanks
has with yes, many people. That's from the New York Post.
I love that story. That's what it's all about. That
was telling me something good. The game is named that
company slogan amy If I say taste the Rainbow skittles.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Leave the rainbow, taste the.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Rainbow Skittles, Skittles right, write your answer down, guys.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
If you miss it, you're out. Wow. Yeah, it's it's Survivor. Morgan,
you're in this one too.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Amy, Lunchbox, Morgan, Eddie, they're magically delicious.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Company slogans. Why are you giving up so quickly?

Speaker 2 (15:45):
They're magically delicious Ray And I was like, I don't
know that rain Farton, He's currently in the middle of
the park. Lunchbox, Bucky Charms, Amy, Lucky Chimes, Morgan, Lucky
charm Eddie. That's Lucky charmob I'm good trying next one up.
The best part of waking up, I'm in and the

(16:08):
best part of waking up, I'm in.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
I'm in for the wind Morgan, Folders, lunchbox, Folgers, in
your cup, Eddie, that's Folgers, Amy, folders, correct waking.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
Lego, my blank, Amen, and in for the wind, Lego,
my blank I'm in, Amy, I go lunchbox Lego, Morgan, Amy, Eddie.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Lego, Mile.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
She did lego my mother? Oh, next up? Mm hmm
good And then stop dropping your pen? What's you doing
every time?

Speaker 5 (16:57):
I don't know? No, this is the second time I've
done that. We've only done four. I know he said
I did it every time he lied. Mm hmmm, good
good company slogan good.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
I'm in mm hmmm mm hmmmm.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Three seconds time lunchbox KFC. That's finger linking good. So
maybe it's good to the good.

Speaker 9 (17:34):
Okay, Morgan, I had k's like the cereal case who special.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Case special k you never heard a case.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Okay, Ye, both of you guys are out, Eddie, I
have Campbell sup Amy, it's Campbell soup.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Next one, I want to get away. I want to
get away. I'm in I'm Amy Southwest Southwest.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Want to get away.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Next one, maybe she's born with it.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm in what the.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Well, I didn't finish it, but oh there's more, well barely.
Maybe she's born with it.

Speaker 10 (18:17):
Maybe it's that's a big one that helps you. Yeah,
don't be so dramatic, dude, I'm in Amy. Maybe it's
Mabeline Okay, maybe it's.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Next up, the snack that smiles back?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
What what.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
You guys don't know the snack? I would know this one.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
You never The snack that smiles back.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah, and I don't know all these on this list.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
But I have no idea, but I'm not going to
waste people's time.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I hate when I do that. Yeah, I'm in Amy Goldfish.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, because they smile, smile.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Let's go, that's a pringle.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Smile guy, stop, I know.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
That's what That's what you do when you.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Eat them, smile smiles.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Amy's a winner. Hit that hit that there. This is
your prize. You guys make. Don't make a noise. No
noise you guys do not deserve. Don't groan or drop
or amy. Where a kid can be a kid?

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Where a kid can be a kid?

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Where oh oh h, toys r us or showbiz close
chuck e cheese? Where you kid?

Speaker 3 (19:42):
You're you were thinking of if let me uh toys
r us.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
I don't want to grow up.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
I want to be kid.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Maybe you're thinking a kid cannot grow up?

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Yeah, I mean it was around it. Okay, how by
this respect the pouch? I didn't know this one. Huh
respect the pouch context? I don't know it.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I know I'm thinking pouch. Respect the pouch. Australia kangaroo.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Interesting way to go respect a pouch?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Uh cambleback camel.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Back like the brand like the pouch of water got it.
Respect it pretty son?

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh okay, see okay.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Okay, here we go. Need a moment, chew.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
It over with blank need a moment.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Need a moment, chew it over with stickers? No, but
I think I might have gone there to You.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Need at that's a union break.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Gum?

Speaker 6 (20:38):
No?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Morgan?

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Do you know that one candy one?

Speaker 6 (20:42):
No?

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Need a moment? Chew it over with my play the clip? Right?
You need a moment chew it over with over wicks? Similar?
It's too similar to Snickers, where it's.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Like what you're not you?

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Yeah? Well, or like somebody's doing something stupid. They better
say I'm stupid. They give them the snickers to eat
real quick. You see that one?

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yea? Like the angry okay, next up for the clean feeling,
no matter what.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
Mister no oh irish soap for a good clean feeling,
no matter what.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
That would give it to you Spring guys, your band,
all of you, but Amy.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
The bonus run has been a struggle. It's pretty embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Well, I got hard hard dial No.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
I think her voice would at least help me a
little bit because it also dings you know what pneumonia.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Illness?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Pine thing A commercial for an illness pneumonia, no orbit goum.
She's in like the flight atten, the uniform and the ding. Oh,
she says, no matter what, play that one again.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Ray clean feeling, no matter what.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yeah, okay, these are hard. Two more, go ahead, next
one crazy good little No, that's beat to beat.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Okay, great?

Speaker 3 (22:04):
What No the guesses? No they got hard you guys. Okay,
pop charts.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
That's all I was gonna say.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
No, you weren't. Next up contested, mother approved, Oh life, No,
oh okay, yellow card for lunchbox. Okay, I said, red
card eliminated from the next game.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Oh wow? Is it a serial though?

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Okay, it's not life, but it's like liked life.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
It kicks kicks.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
The thing is we said no movements are yelling. So
you got I hate it hurts me more that hurts you.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Okay. They had the red card game.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
That wasn't worth the red flags either.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
It wasn't.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Sometimes it's worth it, it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
He got totally. It's never worth.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
I bet lunchbox that will come to you. Now you're
in the penalty box. You'll miss the next game.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
But go ahead, Can I come out of the billion
box box?

Speaker 3 (22:58):
That was no, no, first, and you threw your arm up.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
We said no big motions, being like, I know everything,
but I didn't know it.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
I have to hold my ear. I gotta stick to it.
The lawyers just had to stick to it. Yeah, Amy,
you are the winner. Thanks, you're out of the next game.
Eddie you were annoying. And Morgan you did a good
job even though you lost.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Thanks for being fun to be around. Thank you all right?
How do I way back in? You gotta sit out?
Ye sit out?

Speaker 6 (23:24):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (23:24):
What you got?

Speaker 1 (23:25):
So?

Speaker 4 (23:25):
The Daily Mail had this whole article about how many minutes,
hours and days that bad habits are taking off of
our life.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
So back in the day it was like, if you
smoke one cigarette, it takes off.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
I don't know what it used to be. Is that
on your list? Oh yeah, what is it?

Speaker 4 (23:37):
A single cigarette? Twenty two minutes of your life?

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Dang?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Okay, So if you have one, you're gonna be okay,
twenty two minutes. I've had one, but.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
I know a pack of twenty is gonna rob us
of almost seven hours of your life.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yankes, yes, of your life.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
And again, some of this can be reversed if you
make good choices.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Then you're like given minutes.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Starting button grow out, you get it back.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
If you're a chronic warrior, you're just stressed all the
time and worrying, that can take off two point eight years.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
So if your personality is a worrier, yes, I get
that stress brain. I mean I'm not a worry I
think I'm neurotic. So I guess that would be a
version of worry. Yeah, I'm severely neurotic. Okay, so that's
like twenty years. Great, I'm dying tomorrow, all right.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Next a cheeseburger eight minutes and eight second.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
What about the pleasure it gives you, like with life though? True?

Speaker 4 (24:30):
I mean they're not factioning that in because I feel
like you get back a couple of minutes.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Okay, so eight minutes for cheeseburger.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Next pizza, seven minutes and eight seconds.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Somebody grabbed the defibrillator. Edy's going down pizza like a
ninja turtle. Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Now this one is having an extra glass of wine
thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Wow, more than a cigarette.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Yeah, it seems old. Okay, what's the extra glass? Because
you're piling it on, you know, an hour of TV
twenty two minutes that's if you're watching it sitting down.
If you watch it and move your body at the
same time, you're good.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
If I watch our TV, I lose twenty minutes of
my life. I don't have for secret, and I have
really smoked one.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Guys, this one hit for me getting divorced two years
and four months.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
I would argue it's more than that.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Is it women or men? Because men maybe like add
ten years? Yeah, no, I subtract twenty to the person
you marry next.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
No, I think it's the stress of the process. But then, yeah, to.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Your point, young ladies.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Okay, Okay, sitting for over three hours per day two years,
a line of cocaine, I've.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Eardn't seen cocaine me neither, Go ahead either, sco it
just got up.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Six hours and thirty eight minutes.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
And if it's lace of fentanyl, you're dead.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Yeah, I know, and you don't even know what it is.
That's true. I made a good point. I would think
there is more. That's why I don't do it.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Hey, some people, some people do say that Bobby that
used to do it, that they felt.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Like some people right, go to the next one.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Okay, that I've.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Seen on TV sleeping badly. Four years and eight months.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Yeah, that's tovostally terribly and give me one more.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Having a child one year in eight months.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
This is depressing. It's weird dying so fast.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
But I gave you the good news. Reversing poor habits
can turn back the clocks.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
You take the kid back in orway. Honey, is it
gonna hurt? We need to get some years back. Yeah,
so there you go. Okay, thank you. Something weird happened
to Morgan. I don't know if it's weird, it feels weird.
You guys be the judge Morgan telling what happened.

Speaker 9 (26:32):
So I went to get like a facial done, and
you go into kind of a spa like room, but there's.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
A comfy bed that you lay on and they.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Do the facial.

Speaker 9 (26:40):
Well, they gave me a robe and she was like, okay,
we'll change and get ready for your facial. So I
got completely naked and I put the robe on.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
But it felt really weird because she was just working
on It's weird where they'd give me a robe for
just face. Do you think she knew it was just face? Yes?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Or is it weird that she naked this didn't happen, Morgan.
Morgan did it like, it's like, it's not like something
happened to her. She chose, she chose.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Morgan, you're the weird one, do you think.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, so she gave you a rope so you can think, well,
gotta get naked.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah, because it felt weird.

Speaker 11 (27:14):
I had left my pants on, and then I was like, well,
I have a robe and then pants on, and this
doesn't feel also normal, So I just took off my
pants because I didn't know what.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Else to do.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I mean, I think it's okay if you want to
get comfortable, but typically they give the robe because during
a facial they go down the neck and into the
chest declote area, so that you'd want to have your
top off so they can work that area too.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
So in your opinion, she should have left her pants on.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I mean, I would you have?

Speaker 4 (27:40):
But also I do understand Morgan wanting to feel cozy.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
You gone reverse pooh no no, no pants and no
top no no no.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
I would have kept my bottoms on, yeah, but taken
my top off and words pants.

Speaker 7 (27:53):
Yes, someone gives you a robe, though, don't you automatically
think like, well, all right, but you know you're a
facial stink.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I think if they gave me the robe, I won't
even put it on. I would just I'm like, yere
on my face. I just take my sweater off. But
what is more relaxing? To be naked under a rope
makes a whole relaxing and maybe naked with people, I
don't know, regardless of the situation.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
It's like it was you go fully naked, you take that.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
And I know people do, but I so I don't like.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
I could see if you had jeans on, it would
be uncomfortable take the jeans off.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
So I'm not gonna pants you have on.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
I had on leggings.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
I think she just want to get naked. I I
didn't know what to do. I kind of panicked.

Speaker 11 (28:30):
It felt it felt weird no matter which way I went,
And because there was a robe and it was a
comfy bed, I was like, well, Okay, I guess this
is what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
I'm gonna be naked for official for just a facial.
Would you have said you could have kept your pants on? Yes,
it's Morgan weird.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Well, I don't want to say she's weird weird.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I just what I will say is it didn't happen
to her.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
I didn't understand that. That's a great point.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
It's time for the good news.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
So there's a seven year old boy, Logan, and he
was jumping on the trampoline with some Warhead candies in
his mouth, you know, the super sour hard candies, and
he started choking on it. Well, thank goodness, his ten
year old sister, Leah James was there because she started
to pat him on the back. Then she performed the
Heimlich maneuver and the candy was dislodged and he was

(29:24):
able to breathe again.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
They had their phone recording as they were just jumping
on the trampoline randomly.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Well, I think that he was watching it.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Yeah, have a video of it.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think there's some Warhead challenge thing
going on that maybe he was trying out, so they
were filming it.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
If the challenges eat hard candy and jump on trampoline,
bad challenge, don't do it, bad challenge and not that interesting,
because a good challenge, you know you want to watch it? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Safe good news is Logan has promised to not eat
candy on the trampoline again.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Oh, three oh, and then he spits it out and
then she's like, that's gross.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
After she saved her life, Yeah, I get her to
know it.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Yeah, she's being recognized for her heroism at a future
Lavon City council meeting.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
So it's all official. I love a council meeting.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
It's a social media trend that evolves participants putting extremely
sour ward candies into their mouth and keep them in,
but you do not get to make a sour face.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Okay, so that's the war.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, there's a trampoline. I don't mind the challenge. Then
I don't like the trampoline part of it. Man, how
does she know how to do all this? It's pretty amazing.
She just starts pounding hit him on the back, which
is what I would do.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, and then she switches to the whole heimleg where
she squeeze the stomachays boom, squeeze boom, and if they're
squeeze boom, yep.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah, and he's like, oh man, my candy, wait, get it,
get it real quick. And there you go. That's what
it's all about. That was telling me something good.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Wake up, wake up in the mall.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
And the radio.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Ready and then lunchbox.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
More game two, Steve Red trying to put you through
fuck throtting this wig's next bit.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Bobby is on the box, so you.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
Know what this.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Ball. We have ninety seconds to get as many of
Amy's jokes correct as possible.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Investigative Morning Corny, Here we go, the mourning corny.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
What do you call an angry carrot?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Can't carrot caro?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
They car it carrot carrot. That's how I say carrot.
The orange thing?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, you said it, weird carrot that threw us off?
Veg angry vegetable mean k green mean orange?

Speaker 6 (31:43):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Fired up, angry orangey.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
What do you call a cat lover who puts things off?

Speaker 6 (31:56):
The line?

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Actor and procrastinator for catenator, pro catenator, don't if it's
not right, don't give it to ask it again.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
What do you call a cat lover who puts things off?

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Pro cat pretty good, though, fascinator put things off?

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Later, would you say, Eddie, we hate ourselves if you
give his hands, Oh, we already don't like ourselves.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
And what did you say?

Speaker 10 (32:27):
Well, I don't know what you put things off, but
a pro catenator put things off.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
You know, I can't use that word though I can't either.
That's what I like. I can't be that word.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Other cat word Okay, I would never.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
Catter day cat later, cat litter.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Per catork what's what do you what puts things off?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Somebody lazy, somebody procrastinator? Forgetful it though what.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
We're saying, what's the answer procrastinator, But it's it's a
cat liver, So it's procrastinator that work.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Now we didn't get we didn't get it, and that's
that's a good one. We missed the per It's like,
if it's pirate, you know there's gonna be r We
should have got the that's on us. She said, carrot wrong,
which to us off. But the cat one was good.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
I said, carrot.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
You said, k You're like, what rock station are you on?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Need to pull the tape on.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
The Yeah, well, bullet Bobby Bone show. Sorry.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Up today, this story comes up from Beacon, New York.
A man walked out on his front porch and saw,
oh no, there's a little bee's nest up in the corner.
What should I do? I know how to get rid
of this. I'm gonna get lighter, some hair spray. Yes,
shoot it with the old fireball perfect caught the whole
porch on fire fireball and luckily the fire department was

(33:56):
able to put it out before it burned down the
whole house.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Hey, just as a public servicenouncement. They because we used
to take down hornets nests. Horns nests are big. We'd
find them in the woods. We'd been hanging them in
our house once they Arkansas Keith, which we find them.
They're massive gray, they're kind of cool looking and if
you're in the country, they're really cool looking. And so
you can't go up and just like shake them, or
you can't light them on fire. But they make spray

(34:20):
that shoots like.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Eighty feet out of a bottle. Yeah, yeah, that's cool, Like,
no need to use fire. You just push the thing
and its sprays forever.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
That's what you're supposed to keep by your night stand
for intruders.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
What in case hornets come up?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Really no, like you can if you do, I'm.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Intruding and someone shoots me with a can of spray,
I'm going to keep on intruding, saying.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
It's just an extra, you know, thing to have.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Just anytime you're using hair spray and fire, Like I
can't really think of a good reason to do that
other than watch this your friends and there are no
friends around.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Okay, I'm lunchbox.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
That's your bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Okay, we are going home, But thank you for listening.
You can catch up on everything. Just search Bobby Bones
Show on demand on iHeartRadio. Search Bobby Bones You on iTunes.
You can listen to the whole thing. Listen to Bobby
cast a show I do from my house.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Just search that too. All that thanks for being here.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
We would not be able to pay our mortgages or
eat our meals with that you listening right amy that.
We appreciate you. Thank you, We'll see you so.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Bobby Bones.

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by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
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