June 27, 2024 • 46 mins
Lunchbox has admitted that he does not like music and reveals if he ever gets a song stuck in head and hums along. Then, Morgan is the maid-of-honor at her sister's wedding, and she wants the speech to go really well. She keeps seeing all these dos and don'ts online and now she's nervous...
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake Up, Wake Up in the mall, and.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The turn Radio and the Dodgers, tidy in lunchbox, mor
get to school, the Steve bred out of trying to
put you through fog. He's running this week's next bit.
The Bobby's on the mix, so you know what this
(00:27):
the Bobby Ball TV cliches. For example, there was always
an episode about Quicksand back in like the eighties in
the nineties, there's always a vacation episode. Somebody gets stuck
in quicksand in real life ounds if that ever happens.
Like we had one story like a week ago, we
were shocked that Quicksand was real. Another one in a
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bar somebody breaking a beer bottle holding the handle with
like the Shardie part. Come on, yeah again, never happens now.
I've never seen a full Barbara, but I think much
of this first experience in a real bar was a
bar brawl, like one of those with a busting cues
overheads and soide.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I was at Bob Popular's on Sixth Street. I was
eighteen years old.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
How'd you get into a bar at eighteen th This
was an eighteen uh oh, that's trouble to the beginning
with yeah, it was awesome. And I'm in the room
with the pool tables and all of a sudden a
fight breaks out and people are taking pool cues, breaking
them over each other's back and the pool table gets
knocked over and people are coming in from the other
room and just jumping in the fight. That's your first
(01:29):
time and the first time, and I am like, if
this is what it's like to go out, I am
going out every single night. Did you see anybody a
beer bottle? Like, come on, I mean, but a pool cue?
I mean that is they took that stick and wow,
I mean that's out of the movies too.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
That is out of the movies, but they did it.
And I was like, this is great.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
And if that's your first experience, and you think every
bar is like that every night? Another one that's a
parrot like telling on you like a crime is solved,
or like a mystery a saw because a parrot goes
that's right under the books. That never happens. A shouting
match and this has never happened with my wife, although
(02:09):
I'm not a shouder, but like when you're in a
fight and immediately turns into hooking up where you know
they're like okay, and all of a sudden, it's like
they just make out that. I don't think I could
emotionally do that.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
I think I could. Well, I mean I think we could.
You could. I mean, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I don't think I think because again, I'm not a shouder.
I'm a be quieter.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Like I tend to.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Turtle. Yeah, I go into full turtle. There's a shell
around there.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Yeah, we get it.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Has that ever happened where you're just in a fight
and all of a sudden it goes from fight to
opposite a fight.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
I wish that's never happened, But that's what I'm saying.
But I could do it.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
We should try it. Yeah, somebody crawling through an air
conditioning duck to escape, that's got to be tight.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Oh but people do we I feel like that's bonehead
story today, like people try and then they get stuck.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I feel like that's more of a chimney. But you're
probably right. People fall through sometimes.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
They do fall through, but I never I mean, I
didn't know how to get up in there, jumping.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Out of a window into a dumpster because the dumpster
has a soft trash in it. That's all that's cool.
That happens all the time. Or canopies, and you know
in real life, if you jump from four up and
land on a canopy, all that thing's doing is going
well bam. I mean it's not stopping. It's ripping or
like an umbrella, like breaking your fall a little bit
because of the air.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
The dumpster is funny because you know there's nothing soft
in there. Chance you would jump down and be cut up.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
All those bottles from bar fights never shouted up falling
face first into someone from the opposite sex and that
turns into a relationship. Yeah, like that never happened.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
No, it never happened. Like you're on the bush, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You trip woken up next to a dead body. I
don't even know a lot of shows that do that.
I've never had that happen. Those are all things from
TV shows that are normalized on television, even presented as
real life situations, but actually don't happen. We finished watching
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Dark Matter last night on Apple Plus. But we don't
go to Apple Plus a lot, but when we do,
it's usually something really good, like Silo was really good.
What's the one you like about head? Last that was
really good. None of the quitting the job. It's one
of the best shows I've ever seen it. Severance, it's
one of the best shows I've ever seen. It's coming
back to fall.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I'm not gonna comment fully on Severance, however.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I did you like it?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Amy? I?
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Did you?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yes? I was loving it and then all of a
sudden no, no.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
No restrictions on herself for reviewing things, and then she
breaks those restrictions.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That was okay, sorry, I just you loved it.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
The Matter is one of my favorite shows ever.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Yeah, which is I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And Dark Matter is really good. It's nine episodes. We
kind of stumbled upon it. It's pretty new. And the
whole thing is this guy named Jason. He's like a scientist,
but he like works at a small college and he
lives a normal life. But it's about parallel universes, and
then the Jason, a different Jason parol universe, wants to
come over and get his life because the other Jason
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worked too. It's crazy and it's awesome and you can
follow along without it being like, oh, what's happening. It's
really good. I give it four out of five twins.
Oh what does that mean? Well, no, second, yeah, Jason comes,
you know what I mean. Phones are open ready for
you if you have a question or comment. Let's go
(05:40):
eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. That's our phone number,
eight seven seven seventy seven. Bobby. Talking about first cars,
most people have very vivid memories to the first vehicle
because of all the emotions they had when they got
that first vehicle, all the places they could go for
the first time. Study show that nine out of ten
Americans still remember the first car. Mine was a red
(06:03):
I think ninety one Subaru. It was garbage. I see
like four hundred bucks on it, but it was a
hard earn four hundred bucks though hipster cool. Yeah, that
was before it was hipster. We found it. It was
like at a place that sold cars and lawnmowers. Oh
oh wow. I think there were lownmower parts in it.
(06:23):
If I'm being honest, I think that was why it
was so cheap. But that was my first car. I
loved it because it got me to work and back.
I didn't love it because it's kind of ugly and
it barely worked. But it really was I mean I
think about Yeah, I can remember the steering wheel, the
cigarette lighter. I mean, I would plug in my At
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the time, they made like a discman because they you
could do a tape into a CD player because it
was a tape player, and then I would put the
cigarette lighter as the charger. Yeah, then I would put
the tape in the tape player, and I had a
CD player that was on like this mounted little bobbly
thing to keep it from skivving it. They'll skipped all
the time. And I would listen to Hoodi and the
Blowfish every day going to football practice. I mean, man,
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I could do an hour on the memories I have.
This thing's right. Experts say the first car memories are
so strong because they're tied to high school, a boyfriend, girlfriend,
and being able to venture out onto your own for
the first time.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
First car Amy nineteen eighty five, Ford Bronco. It was
red and tan school and it had little trees like
sewn into the cloth seats because it was like Eddie
Bauer did that and get these colorful trees. So I
remembered those in detail, and yeah, it was just awesome.
I wish I could find that exact car today, So
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you think.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
It still exists?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Uh, yeah, I mean I googled before trying to find
it somewhere. I mean, I don't know the ben number.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
My tattooed my super beIN number on my shoulder.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I'm not for sure, but I've seen some across the
country that are similar.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
There's a book called The Organized Mind by Daniel J.
Levitton talks about doing a million things at the same
time and are you a multitasker? And if you are,
experts say to well, really try to stop. It turns
out a coordinator research multi taskers are terrible at most
aspects of multitasking. Simply put, the brain hates doing two
things at once. This goes for men and women. It
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leads to a panic stead of your mind, and it
makes it harder to think than even when you're drinking.
I would say, I'm not a multitasker, but I get
a lot of s done, so I'm not doing two
things at once, but I'm doing a lot of things
back to.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Back to back.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I mean, I wonder how this applies to parents, because
I feel like, if you've got kids in the home,
you have no choice but to multitask, but.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
You're not given like something's not getting all the attention,
like whether the kids or whatever you're doing.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's not getting all the No.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I mean, I'm not saying I'm great at it, but
I mean there's no way. Sometimes we're working, trying to
do things, You're answering kids questions, you're driving.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, hardly in life. Can we just focus on what
just generally and this is too talking about work for
the most part, trying to get multiple thing accomplished. For me,
I tried that. I try to do multi I'm not
good at multitasking, but I am good at organizing my
time and being focused in the time that I have
on the project that I'm doing. Like I could do
seven or eight things to get them done in a day,
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but I ain't doing them at the same time.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
You don't really wait to do stuff. You're not a procrastinator.
You kind of just get it.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Done sometimes too early though, too meaning I have no
patience being awesome precrastination.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
It's called being.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Awesome getting done. That's why I say it's called the
most several seven most stubborn dog breeds. I have an
English bulldog. If this thing isn't number one, this list
is full of crap. Number one Akida don't even know
what that is. Nope, it says it's the most stubborn breed.
Number two Siberian Husky. Those dogs are awesome. They're pretty too.
(09:35):
I always feel bad if I see him on like
the summer though, walking around because they're big and furry.
They're awesome dogs, but I'm like, dang, I want to
want to throw a coat in June and he lives
in a coat. Number three at basst Hound. Number four
a wainer dog. Number five a Dalmatian. Okay, this list
is way wrong.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Dalmatians are subborn.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I thought they were easily bored. Need a lot of exercise,
and I guess they're so big they need a lot
of movement and if they don't, they're just like, screw you.
Guys are so cute though, Dalmatians, Yeah, I don't know.
They're so big with spots on. I think they're awesome dogs.
I don't think they're cute as the word I would use,
because once you reach a size, you're not cute, correct.
I think cute is more of a smaller like precious thing.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Well I used pretty earlier, and it's like I don't
call a dog pretty, so it's a cute dog.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I think it dowtions can be a pretty dog.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
It got pretty fit.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
But also I don't know that dalmatian. Oh, Dalmatians. You
never seen down fire station all.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Day, Like I've seen a cartoon version.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
But that's where you are all day.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And an English bulldog way low on the list. It
comes in at number seven, but it says it's easy
going and dependable, but it's also just won't do anything.
Oh yeah, Stanley just he either lays and I have
to call him four times, or he's up and active
and running around like a puppy steal and will come
to every single But it's up to him. He lives
his life his way. That's pretty cool for him. Yeah.
(10:56):
Problem is sometimes he goes out and he'll use the
bathroom number two and he has his pot. He does
number two, same spot all the time.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
That's nice and convenient.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, and what but they don't have toilet paper. Dogs
ont have toilet paper.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
They don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
But what he loves to do is to sit on
my feet. So there are times after he goes out
and then he comes and likes to sit on my
feet and I'm like, I got poop on my foot.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
You didn't wipe bro. Yeah, like that is interesting that
they don't have to wipe.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
You can get no, you can, but they don't have
like a roll out there they can grab it.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
I've seen dogs do the drag.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Itches. Sometimes I drag too. My wife sees me in
the yard dragging my butt and eating grass. Missouri woman's
accused of trying to kill her husband by poisoning his
mountain dew because he didn't appreciate everything she does for him.
Women are Crazy from ABC seven Chicago. I don't think
that women are crazier than men. I think you have
(11:48):
select a few that are crazy in both sexest I'm
just saying that because I'm not getting the hate on
the this woman's crazy.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
The story could easily be flipped.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Missouri wife was arranged for allegedly poisoning her husband's drink.
According to court record, she said she did it to
be mean after she was angry her husband was not
appreciative of the birthday party she threw them. Oh, she's
accused of mixing up round up weed killer in the
mountain dew. Oh my gosh, I wonder if the color
was the same.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
He said the taste was bad.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
He started thinking it was tasting bad, so he went
and got security equipment and put it up in the house.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I think I love mountain dew. I don't know there's
a thing that tastes better than mountain dew. Let me
think cheese cake pretty good, still not as mountain dew.
Pound per pound, I think is the best taste original
mountain dew, not like bahah. I don't like any little tricks.
I don't like round up mountain dew either.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Would that be All's first go too, Because some of
these stories they immediately go get security cameras and set
them up. Like my first thought would be, oh, something's
up with this, it's weird, and I throw it away.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
But then the next day it happens again.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
The second time it happens, I'm probably because did she
poison the whole bottle? That's what I'm thinking happening instead
of like like hisacific drinks she made because remember the
woman that was doing the coffee.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
See, here's the thing about women versus men. You say
women are crazier. They do stuff like this. Guys do
stuff like chop up your body and put you in
it hole.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Yeah, And I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Which one's crazier both crazy. After asking why she grabbed
liquids from the garage, she told authority she was mixing
them in a cup to use as weed killer. She
saw the idea on social media. She put the inset
aside in a two leader Mountain new bottle placed in
the garage refrigerator. He is she has intered aplay I'm
not guilty. Hey, how about getting a divorce? How about
internet play of not guilty?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
They're like, you're on camera, But she later admitted to
putting it secticide in the two leader Mountain dew bottle.
She's entered a plea if not guilty on TikTok again.
She later admitted she was mad about the birthday party.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's wild. You're right, though, I don't
know that I would go hmm, that tastes weird. Let's
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put some cameras up. Unless you already thought something, I
don't know that I was, that would be the move.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
You must know that you're living with.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Crazy in her sleep the night before I'm gonna poison you. Wait,
what say that again? What? Northern Missouri store clerk accused
of stealing twenty four thousand dollars in lottery tickets. She
stole thirty six bucks of lottery tickets with an estimated
value of twenty four thousand dollars. Now, the thing is,
if you don't buy them and beat them, they don't matter, right, correct, Right?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
You got to log them in and so she was
putting a cup over the security camera taking them out
of the safe, and then she started cashing them at
her own convenience store.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I mean, idiot.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
But again, they don't work, do they unless you beat
them in. Don't you have to open the door for
people to come in the house, or if you just
steal them.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I think they beat them when they receive them, like.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
No, no, no, when you buy them.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Yeah, oh that's true too, they beat them and then
it's like sold, boom, and.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Now it's like a gift card. It has to be activated. Exactly.
We're no experts, but we think we say stuff. That's
the news. Thank you those.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
Ste Morgan.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You're gonna be the maid of honor are your sister's wedding?
Speaker 8 (15:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Is that a bachel party went on?
Speaker 9 (15:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:04):
In Palm Springs.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Did you have put it together?
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (15:06):
I did the whole organizing, set everything up by itinerary.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
All of it.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
That's stressful.
Speaker 8 (15:10):
Well, yeah, cause I'm in I've I've been in three
weddings this year and had to attend five.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
So it's just been a lot this year. It's been
a lot of weddings, a lot of things.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
That's the age though, you're at that age where.
Speaker 8 (15:21):
Everybody's yeah, everybody decided to get married at the same time,
decide like it's like mid to last ditch age.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
It happens when.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
You're in that group till finally you go, I'll just
get married whenever I want you. I'm not going to
pressure on myself. So you have to write the speech
and deliver the speech. Yeah, your nervous.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
I'm very nervous.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
I've never written a maid of honor speech before. I've
been bridesmaids multiple times, but never been the maid of
honor and never had to deliver the.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Speech in front of everybody, especially everybody.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
That I know. How much do you have of it?
Speaker 6 (15:49):
I haven't like scripted out.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
I just seem worried because there's so many tips and
tricks online that but one of the things they say
is like, don't do this, don't do that, don't do this.
How do I know what is actually the right thing
I should and shouldn't do.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
There is no right and wrong thing that you should
or shouldn't do that's right. You need to base it
on the sensibilities of you. You need to base it on.
First of all, don't turn it into a roast unless
you're really good at roasting. If you're gonna, like make
a little joke about your sister, like some little you
want to do one maybe one. The problem is if
you miss on it. If you're doing like four or
five and you miss about number three, then three hit
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doesn't hit, four doesn't hit. It just gets tough. If
you're gonna like make a little joke about your sister,
do it early and then don't go back and make
fun of her anymore. Do you have any of those?
Speaker 8 (16:36):
I do have a few, but it's not it's more
just like poking fun. It's not like full blown roasts.
It's like things most people would know about her.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Does that make sense, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
A little risky. What I would say is, if you
do the first one and it works, yeah, go to
the second one. Okay, If you do the second one
and it works, chase down that third one. But if
you hit one that doesn't. It only gets a mild,
like a tepid response. Then don't don't, don't do it,
don't do that that other tiw do I.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
Just while it's happening though, and not panic.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Well, you just have them you ever written out? Right? Yeah?
I would also write it out. And some people like,
just get up there and go with what your heart says.
Never do that because you can still go with what
your heart says with cards in your hand. But the
problem with going on where your heart says is sometimes
you get off you forget what you want to say
you and then it's just a mess. And then at
the end you're like, oh, I'm meant to say all
of this, but you didn't because you didn't have it
in your hand. You can still go where your heart
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takes you. You can still go up and say whatever
you want to say. But the good thing about having
cards or having it written down is that once you
get off track, that takes you back on track. You
can even write it on your phone. I'd prefer people
not to write it on their phone. I'll write it
on a card. It looks like you actually cared.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
Yeah, instead of just holding up my phone and.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Then just share memories. Like, if you don't know what
to say, just share memories because the more personal the better.
Say why you love her, why you're happy with her,
and don't be over like three minutes.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Okay, I feel like I'm under that three minute limit.
And I do make some comments about him, is that okay?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Sure, I feel like the size playful about him.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yeah unless yeah, it's like you're sony. I can roast him,
but only to a point.
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Yeah, we him and I kind of have that relationship
where we roast each other all the time.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
The roast is tricky though, if you're not used to
doing that, but you can do it if you feel
good about it. Do whatever your sensibility is. Don't listen
to those those those websites because they don't know you. Yeah,
and if all us fails, just share memories and little
things will come from that, and don't be the person
that goes ten minutes.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
What how should I start it?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
You know, like the start of the first time I've
ever been a bridesmaid. And it's and it's appropriate because
this is my best friends and my sister, and I
just wanted to share with you guys some of the
reasons I'm so happy for her. Boom. Right, don't don't
build it up too much. Just say what you're doing,
why you're there, and get into the points. Like what
I said there is the perfect launch. Don't don't spend
too much time thinking the first things that you say
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are super important. Okay, and just don't go too long.
That's the biggest part of dudes go too long. For
the most part, Dude, get up. Hey, I remember this one? Yes,
about that. Don't do inside jokes Okay, if you do,
do one, and don't go back and do another inside
joke because the crowd's like, uh, you can do one.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
Aren't memories kind of inside jokes so awesome?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, but explain the memory.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Okay, yes, it's like something from when we were kids
and this, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Don't be too drunk, not that you will be, but
don't drink too much before your speech. You can go
ham if you want after, but remember your speech is
gonna be recorded. But who's your audience, the crowd or
your sister? All? Oh, it's all okay.
Speaker 8 (19:31):
I feel like the best reaction I can get is
some laughter.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
And some tears.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
If it were just a sister, you could do it
without people there. You can do that versus her. Yeah,
but it's a it's a universal thing. It's a wedding,
it's a party, it's a gathering. So those are my
general my practical tips. Lunchbox, listen, you gotta roast. You
have to roast.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
The whole point is to make a few jokes, make
some jabs. That's what you're up there for. You got
to tell some embarrassing stories, but also tell some fun stories.
If you don't tell any embarrassing stories, it's boring. No
one wants to hear all the oh goody two shoes
and fluffy stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
They want to hear funny stuff. But embarrassing doesn't have
to be roast.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Not I think you roast.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
And how much alcohol lunch, Oh.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
You can drink, it doesn't matter. They expect you to
be drinking.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
If you were doing it. Do you prefer to be
drunk or sober? Oh, drunk falling over if you're drunk,
better than being sober sober, Like, oh my gosh, you're
up there and you're like so rigid in and you're
not very good at it. So you prefer to just
be wasted rather than completely bone dry. So yes, because
(20:36):
you're funnier probably, or.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
People can laugh at you, you know, because hey, don't Morgan,
don't drink too much.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Okay, I do great. Should I read it to anybody
before she should.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Be total no, total surprise.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Definitely.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It doesn't matter you run it by people, if she's
not running it by anybody. As somebody who literally speaks
for a living on stages and doing talks, it's good
to read it out loud a few times, just to
make sure that even the words that are strung together
make sense and you can say them. I stumble over
word sometimes, so I try not to put too difficult word.
If you do great, If you don't, great, But I think,
(21:11):
don't let your sister see any of it.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Oh yeah, no, no, no, I don't hurt and don't.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Really ask for feedback. But you could do it in
front of somebody for your own comfortability. Okay, Yeah, it's
gonna be great. You're good at you, You'll be fine.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
I'm just such a perfectionist about some of these things
that this is such a big moment.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
I don't want to mess it up.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
This cannot be perfect. It will also not be awful,
but it cannot be perfect. There's no such thing as
a perfect maid of honor or what's the dude one
called groom best man. There's no such thing as a
perfect but there's really good ones. But there is no
perfection because there is no bar. The bars just to
make everybody feel. Yeah, you make everybody feel you in.
You make your s just to fill you in.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
That's all, you know. It's kind of insane.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Think of what you say, Bobby about the national anthem
when people perform, and it's like if there's a big
mess up, kind of everybody's talking about it. But if
you go in and you do it right and you
walk away, like I think that's the goal here is
like you go in practice like Bobby said, but I
would also set a timer so you know your cadence right,
so it make sure you're.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
That reason a minute practice a good point to make
sure you don't go You ever see one work that
goes all way too long?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, and then that's where people are like, oh my gosh,
like this is and then you're kind of like the
national anthem, you're messing up and people are talking about it, Like.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
You just want to go in and make everybody feel
and get out of dodge it's about her anyway.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
And out okay, but practicing that cadence will help and
out loud and being confident and believing yourself and just
like you love your sister, that'll show through.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
And if the mic isn't working, who cares. I'll spend
a bunch of time going like, look at the mic fixed,
immediately play the mic down, be like alright, I'm just
gonna talk. There's no mic. We don't need it. It's
not like just ten thousand people there anyway.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Yeah, yeah, gouda be awesome.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
Yeah, any tips Eddie, Uh, just I mean, just have
fun with it, Like really, it's not that big of
a deal.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
It's all about her. People are there for the wedding.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
I think the speech is so such a little part
of this whole ceremony that don't put too much pressure
on yourself.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
Have fun, do a good speech, nail it.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You'll be better if you don't put pressure on yourself.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Oh I don't know how to do.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
It's like somebody saying half fun, it's just impossible. It's
not a real thing. And that's what I just said.
I know it's not a real thing fun, But the
less pressure you put on yourself. The more loose and
the more normal you're gonna be.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Well.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I did hear say a second ago. She was like,
I mean if it'll be a win if I get
some laughter and some tears, and I feel like that's
pressure on you. That's yourself to like make sure that
they're laughing and maybe they cry in a three minute thing.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
That also means don't look at the crowd and look
for that response, because then if you don't get it,
you'll get really distressed.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
More from my sister, everybody else on whatever. But if
I can get my sister to emote, I'd be happy.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
If for some reason it's not going well, about a
minute and a half in you start taking ygger bombs, you
get drunk. There you go, hold on, everybody, I'm gonna
get drunk real quick. On your Instagram, it seems like
the option to limit political content seems to be on
by default, which is new, which is good. I've met,
I said, most people don't want to just see political content.
Instagram admits that it changed user settings to automatically limit
(23:57):
political content. Oh that's not a mission, that's a celebration. Yeah,
I should be Instagram proudly says we have limited political
content on your social media fees. That way, you don't
hate as many of your friends, keeping me and everyone together.
The option to limit such content was first created by
Meta in February. Metas Andy Stone explained that mistakenly it
(24:24):
is reset to limit political content. That's not a mistake,
that's a good decision. The verge. I believe there's a
debate tonight. I believe there is. And here's what I'm
going to tell you. The election comes up in November.
This is the and it don't get gross. Nobody really cares.
(24:46):
It's weird. Everybody cares, right, everybody's had an opinion over
the past eight years, in the past four years, and
everybody has to maintain that opinion. But people are so
fatigued of caring that unless you get on Twitter and
people are screaming, nobody really cares. Everybody is kind of like,
I still have my opinion. I'm tired though, right, But
if you ask them, they're still going to have it.
(25:07):
But they're just not volunteering. And I'm talking about everybody.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I'm curious too if some of it's like everybody's tired,
they're tired.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
But then also like, okay, am I.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Really getting passionate about their situation? Like that's I just
feel like there's fatigue, but also.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Like but they have to hold true. What happens with
politics is whatever you said before you still are standing
by because you don't want to have an admission of fundamentally,
I may not agree with what I felt was right
then that I've kind of learned it's not right. And
this is just general politics the history of time. Most
people that assign with someone or some side stay with
that side. It's like a favorite morning show or a
(25:44):
favorite you go because that's part of your day, a
favorite TV morning show you go because that's part of
your system, of your life, your party. So most people
don't want to go eat man. I was pretty passionate
about that. I was dead wrong, how about that? Yeah,
most people don't wan to admit. But I think generally
people are tired both sides because it has been NonStop
(26:07):
at each other's throat for years and years and years,
not one political cycle, not two, almost three political cycles
where it has been you must hate the person that
is not you, And I believe, and I only believe this.
It could be tomorrow, but I believe there's a debate tonight.
How much have you heard about the debate?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Zero?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Why? Why? Because mostly people are tired? What channel is
it on? There's a channel even a thing anymore, Let's
be honest.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, you're like CNN moderating.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Who's running? Same? Yeah, same.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
So there's the debate between those tours that JFK.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
He's not JFK. He's he's the nephew. But no, he's
not in it. Oh yeah, So the first presidential debate
multiple networks tonight at nine pm Eastern, and there'll be
clips tomorrow, but I'm telling you very limited on INSTAGRAMA
is tired, and everybody will have their opinions again equally
(27:03):
for a minute. But Americ's tired, honestly, and I'm tired,
and I'm tired of having to be like do I
like this person? What do they even stand for? Not
even the candidates, like people who scream and people that
are so attached like a single person in politics than
the psychopaths. No single person ever in my life am
(27:25):
I that attached to you? I don't like me sometimes,
like sometimes I look at me and I'm like, oh,
but to be like this person is always right either side,
that's wild. To me. But we have, we have created
that culture where you're just assigned, you assign yourself and
then you've got to fight for it regardless. So anyway,
that's tonight, and shout out Instagram for that. Elvis's blue
(27:45):
swhite shoes the real ones are up for sale. Wow,
that's very cool. They say, between one hundred twenty five
and one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, size ten and
a half, worn by Presley both on and off stage
or in the fifties, were given to his friend Alan
the night before he left for the US Army in
nineteen fifty eight. The blue Swede shoes have been authenticated
by the founder of the Elvis Presley Museum and Elvis's
close friend named Jimmy Velvet. That's a cool name. Bidding
(28:09):
for the shoe starts at fifty five thousand. I'm looking
at them. They literally look like the shoes I wore
on Dancing with the Stars. Oh really, they're all felty, velvety.
They're swayed, way, they're swayed. Are you gonna bid?
Speaker 5 (28:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
God, No, I'm not spending that month.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Elvis.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I don't, I don't care, don't, don't Frank Thomas, Ricky,
you're crazy. No, I'm not buying that stuff. I did.
Speaking of baseball, I did get invited to go play
in the Major League Baseball All Star Game Celebrity football game.
What's in Dallas in a couple of weeks?
Speaker 6 (28:39):
Who invites you to that? Major League Baseball EML sends
you an email?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yes? They well they know. They called dang hello, hey MLB,
mister MLB, are you gonna do Yeah, I'm gonna play nice.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
You better nurse those injuries.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Well that's a problem. App erectly game tonight and my elbow,
my shoulder are killed. Now you need to I can't
let my team down. Is it another doubleheader? No, it's
only a one game, Okay.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
I mean I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I just think that that sounds like a really cool
opportunity and you don't want to go in and totally injured.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
They asked what my walkout song is and what did
you think I picked.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I'm hoping something like fun enough beet, but something sad
and depressing.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
You.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Let's see, Oh, everybody hurts.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
It's not slow. It's weser Buddy Holly like just like
Buddy ho, do you.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Wear your glasses when you go up to bat.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
How can you see? I can't see what I want
my glasses when I saund the toilet. I mean, I
need my glasses for everything.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I didn't know if you had to get like special
goggles or soccer.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Celebrity okay, it's celebrity softball.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Okay, sorry, you know they're scratching bottoms. They're asking me
on celebrity. Okay, Like, all right, we running good celebrities.
Let's go down to tier two. I don't even know
it was released till Raymundo posted a Instagram story about
it yesterday. He's like, breaking news Bible. I was playing
a celebrity game. I was like, oh, I guess I
made it.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
So do you know who's on your team?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
No, they just have a bunch of people listed like
trell Owens, Pedro Martinez, old ball players, Jenny Finch, Gino
Rodriguez from Jane the Virgin, some rappers I don't know.
Some rappers I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Them, oh like little little babies and stuff like, I
didn't know who they were.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
The worst part about it is when it was announced,
it's first world problems and I'm super excited. Oh, Kane
Brown's plan for sure. Oh yeah, he's like my friend
who is playing or Tybi's Max who plays the seventy
six ers. So they're like, look at these celebrities, and
of course people start killing me online. Never heard of them.
He's a celebrity. People that don't even know because they
(30:47):
just see the name, Like, what is Bobby Bones a pirate?
They brought back a pirate? Yeah, is tough. That far
was tough. But yeah, that's gonna happen. Good day.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
So can we watch it? Is it televised?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I don't know. It says twenty twenty four All Star
Saturday tickets are on sill.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Now, okay, hey, show road trip, Let's go to Dallas.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah, I mean I think will we not fly to Dallas?
Speaker 6 (31:13):
Well? Whatever, I mean trip trip trip Mike.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
What's the date? Saturday, July thirteenth. That Globe Life Field
you guys, Well, that's where the Rangers play. Yeah, that's
where the All Star Game is what I'm having it there.
I'll probably poke a couple out. Yeah, out of the park,
out of the infield. Yeah. So anyway, that's what's up.
That's pretty excited about that. That'll be a lot of fun.
So Amy, can we go?
Speaker 6 (31:33):
Yeah, I'm checking my calendar, all.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Right, let me know. All right, all go, Well, some
of us already going because we're doing some interviews with
a bunch of ball players. Yeah, I'm gonna go already,
so yeah, come on, let's go. Yeah, okay, lunch.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Yeah, baby's driving.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
A new podcast called In the Vets Office with Doctor Josie,
and so she has a case of the Week and
this is about the naked pet sitter. So check it out.
It's brand new. If you like it, go subscribe, leave
a comment, it will really matter. Rate it. Here is
in the Vets Office with Doctor Josie.
Speaker 10 (32:12):
Yeah, you're listening to In the Vets Office with Doctor
Josie Horchak.
Speaker 9 (32:21):
Hey everyone, and welcome to in the Vets Office. I
am your host, Doctor Josie, and I am joined here
by my co host, Shannon Ella, who some of you
may know from Canadian country music radio. And this is
our very first episode. We are excited to be here
and we're going to dive right in to Case of
the Week, where I retell stories of some of the
craziest things that I have seen while practicing as a veterinarian.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
So things that you know, you just walk into your
vet's office thinking it's like a normal day. We don't
know what's going on behind closed doors. So now place
of the week is always interesting. Yeah, there's a lot
going on in the trenches, if you will. Okay, the
case for this week is one of my favorite patients.
He was one of my first that I took here
right out of school. His name was Hondo, and he
was a big old hound and he loved to get
(33:05):
into stuff. I mean he would eat anything and everything,
and so it wasn't not that uncommon for him to
be coming in for x rays to figure out what
he had eaten this time.
Speaker 9 (33:14):
Oh he's one of those okay, and so ere are
It's a normal Monday. Hondo's in the hospital because he's
throwing up. He's eating something he shouldn't have. The mom
and the daughter had brought him in and lo and behold.
My nurses call me and they say, okay, yep, Hondo's
x rays are up. Come take a look. And I'm
staring at it. I'm like, are you Is this what
I think it is? And there are symbols all throughout
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his stomach. Hondo ate a tambourine. Oh wow, a hoole tambourine,
and so I go back into the room and I said,
does anyone play the tambourine in your house? And the
little daughter, I think she was like ten maybe, and
she was like, oh my god, I've been looking everywhere
for my tambourine. Like why do you ask? I'm like, well,
it's in Hondo's stomach. Like he was still in yes,
(33:59):
like in his stomach in two halves.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Okay, So he at least probably was like, how did
he swallow an entire tamburine? I have one of those
in my house for my son.
Speaker 9 (34:07):
Yeah, like that's a stick plastic one.
Speaker 11 (34:09):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
As a parent, did not ever think of a dog
eating that?
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (34:13):
They I didn't either. Really, Hondo has just exceeded all
expectations in that regard. So not just shoes to watch
out for, like remote controls, tambourines, keep your tambourines up, people,
you know what.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
He lives in Nashville, though he's into the music. That's
probably one of music. So he's like, all I do
is listen to music. I'm just trying to join in.
Speaker 9 (34:31):
Just jingling as he walks by. But it was great.
We went in and we got it out. I definitely
played it just a little like dinging, and it came
out of the stomach. You have to. And he went
on to a totally normal life. He had great Hondo's
very lucky he has you.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yeah, well, hopefully he stays out of the vet's office
for a while.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
Yeah, no more Surgeries' not welcome in the vet's office anymore.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (34:53):
That's our case of the week, And now we can
jump right into our listener Q and A's We had
some really good questions submitted this week, so we'll jump
into number one.
Speaker 11 (35:02):
What's the best way to find a really good dog sitter?
I've had really horrible luck with dogsitters. The stories I
could tell you who I won't. But what's the first
course of action I should take to find a really
exceptional dog sitter.
Speaker 6 (35:20):
I want to hear those stories. I know I won't.
Speaker 9 (35:23):
Maybe we should have her on, Maybe we should.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
I want to know these stories.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
But it's a great question. It's a really good question,
and I have heard some absolute horror stories. I actually
had a friend the other day tell me that she
found a pet sitter on Rover. The pet sitter came in,
took off all of her clothes. They had a furbo,
a furbo camera, and so they were able to see
through the ferbo that the pet sitter took off all
her clothes and then proceeded to lay on the couch
(35:45):
butt naked and eatable of cereal for like the whole
time she was there, was just naked.
Speaker 12 (35:51):
Feel like, I'm not questioning your pet care, but just
your overall if you're a newness, just like be up
from about it. Yeah, you kind of have to put
that into resume. Probably going to be nude at your house, Yeah,
I'm probably not going to hire you, Yeah, exactly. So
a great place to look is your VETS office. So
a lot of my nurses will pet sit, a lot
of my receptionists will pet sit, and then you know
(36:11):
that they have the background, they have the training, and
they have reliable jobs. That's a really great place to
look for a pet sitter. Last, but not least, here
in Nashville, we've got some really awesome privately owned pet
sitting companies. Yes, where they have like ten to twenty
pet sitters on staff. They're all vetted and they've done
background checks. So wherever you live, I would google like
(36:31):
private pet sitting business, because you can find some really
great ones that way.
Speaker 9 (36:34):
That's how we found ours. Today, we're going to have
the beautiful and incredibly talented Mackenzie Porter in the Vets office.
Not only is she our friend, but you also probably
know her from her lead role on the Netflix series
The Travelers or her booming music career. Her and Dustin
Lynch spent many weeks in the number one spot on
country music radio for their song Thinking About You. I
(36:56):
still love that song too. I'm super excited to have
her on today.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Coming up next, Mackenzie Porter with Doctor Josie.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
When we had first met, I think Willa was just
kind of starting to have some of her gi issues.
And I know that this has been a long journey
that you guys have been on as far as her
tummy issues. Do you mind kind of just giving us
like a recap of what you guys have been through.
Speaker 10 (37:22):
One night, Jake came home, I was out of town,
and she had like thrown up, had diarrhea. There was
blood in the diarrhea, like all over our bedroom, all
over the walls, like it was crazy, like she had
gone in the shower, our bed, the walls. It was
like a murder. Scene in there. Yeah, and he it's
really scary, very scary, And I didn't know at the time,
like if dogs have like blood in their stool, it's
(37:45):
a lot more normal than like a human. Yeah, it's
not as scary, but we didn't know that.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (37:49):
So that was the first like indication of anything wrong
with her. So that night Jake took her into emergency
and he told me the other days I was asking
him just to remind me, And he stayed there till
five in the morning with her shut in the parking lot.
Speaker 9 (38:05):
Was this in the ice storm?
Speaker 10 (38:06):
This was this had to be a little bit before
the ice storm. Okay, this was the first incident. Okay,
And at that point it was just like, you know
what you and I have talked about, like probably has
regular tummy issues. Let's put her on mechinitas all yep.
So we did that and that did help for like
a little bit, and then slowly things started to get
worse again. And then it was like a series of
(38:29):
switching foods and trying like we tried like alligator protein
and like ostrich protein, like all these different things that
we were trying to do to like see if she
was allergic or whatever. Nothing was working. Now, this was
probably you know, a month or two months of trial
and error. And at that point this was a snowstorm
that I was telling you about probably two years ago.
(38:52):
It was like Nashville shuts down, the roads are all
ice ice. And I was sitting on the couch one day.
She was not doing well. Lost. I mean now she's
like thirteen pounds of the time, she's twice seven, right,
And we were going into the vet regularly. Yeah, just
like trying to figure it out. Yeah. And I remember
waking up that morning and being like, I think she's
gonna die because she wouldn't eat, she wouldn't drink, she
(39:14):
couldn't hold like any bowels in Like it was like
we had diapers on her.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
It was so bad.
Speaker 10 (39:18):
So I remember saying Jake, like we have to drive
out to emergency, even on these roads. I had a
little car at the time, Like, I don't care if
this is yeah daughter, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Up to day.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
This story comes us from Florida. A twenty two year
old woman was working the McDonald's drive through and people
pull up and they started an argument about their order.
So the worker takes a drink and wham throws it
at the customer. Customer opens the window, throws another.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
Drink back at the worker. So the worker goes in
the back, reaches in her purse.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Oh don't see. It was all fun until what wait,
you don't know what what they got? Think it's money,
maybe a gift.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Okayallet pulled out a gun and by I started shooting
at the customer.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
And yes, that is drastic. I hate that part. But
it also this is a lesson for everybody. You don't
know who's got what. If you're in a car, you're
driving next to, it's just not worth it because you
feel disrespected. It's hard to go. You know what. I'm
not gonna throw that cut back because you want to.
I want to. But then if you can just go,
but what if they have a freaking gun? That but
(40:24):
do dot? Nobody died, right, No got hit? What a
terrible shot gun? And then not be able to That's
not the story. All right, go.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
Ahead, I'm munchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Kevin Costner on the show tomorrow. Amy's podcasts Four Things
with Amy Brown a new episode up today. What are
you doing over there?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Well, my niece is on with me she's doing four
episodes me for the month of June, so every Thursday,
and this is the final one that we're doing together.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Is she going home now?
Speaker 6 (40:51):
She's gonna be with me till August?
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Okay, I saw that your sister's in town her mom. Yes,
does your niece play guitar?
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, she's been teaching herself shew the Instagram.
Speaker 6 (41:01):
Yeah, she said that she she.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Ice to know her she was like ten years old.
Speaker 6 (41:05):
Yeah. She goes to school in Colorado.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
That's where they live, and they do a lot of
like camping campfires, and she said that, you know, everybody
sits around and have their guitar, and she started to
feel left out. So she's just been teaching herself, like
on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
So you guys, do you talk about anything specific or
just like her?
Speaker 6 (41:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
No, this episode in particular, we talk about kind of
dating that she's twenty one and I'm forty three, so
like the different perspectives of that, and then.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
What advice do you give a twenty one year old
about dating?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Just generally, I feel like it was more like she's
giving me advice that is.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
On how different in the environment of you know, today
dating that would be advice she could give you, what
would you give her? Then? Not to any twenty one
year old woman, what would you give them? As far
as let's say they're single and they're looking and they
think like they need to find their person.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
I think that the younger we are, at least when
I was her age, I was just looking to get
married at like every boyfriend I had, my college boyfriends,
it was like, Okay, well, what's it going to be
like when we get married? And she does have a
serious boyfriend right now, and she's she's wise though, like
she's got it. Like I encouraged her to just be
in the moment with him and really get to know
him and enjoy college and don't just be more present
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with him, I guess is the point. And sure, y'all
may get married one day and that would be amazing,
but it doesn't have to be like the number one
goal at the moment.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
What do you think the perfect age? And I know
everybody's different, but if you were just to boil it
down on average a perfect age to get married in
your mind for a woman, Amy and I'll.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Go, it can be so different.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I got married at twenty five, somewhere between twenty five
and thirty five, Well, that's a whole.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
That's a decade.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
You got to pick an am.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I'm gonna say twenty nine or third. I been married,
I know who you are, brains developed, you've gone through
some hard crap. You're I would say twenty nine, thirty
thirty right in that area. This is the perfect time
you add thirty seven for a woman for a guy. No, No,
we're talking women first. Oh, I don't know. I'm not
a woman. I don't know. I'm not either any kind
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of that's how you talk too, okay dudes?
Speaker 7 (43:11):
Then yeah, dude, thirty seven, I think that you've done
everything you want to do and you're ready to get
married now, because.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
That thirty seven year old's but the same maturity of
a twenty nine year old, you know what, even less right.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
But it's difficult if you're dating someone's same age, Like.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah, what's what we're saying. I'm saying a twenty nine
year old woman generally is more mature than a thirty
five or thirty seven year old dude. Correct, My wife
in many ways is more mature than me, She often says.
When are the wiener jokes going to like age out?
I don't think they ever. Yeah, never, they're still funny.
They're so and they're like refunny, Like they're like funny
when you're young. Then there's a stage where, like a
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young adult, and you're like, they may not be as funny,
but you need to make them more vulgar because you're
like trying to show how edgy you are. But then
you get our age and they're like funny again because
they're so stupid.
Speaker 7 (43:57):
And then you have kids that are boys, and then
they start making the Wiener jokes and then that's funny
and yeah, all over again.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
I see yeah, I said, dude, thirty five to thirty
seven or thirty eight, I was thirty nine. I missed
it by your ear. But then guys also have a
lot of what ifs, meaning get let it, let them
get all other system. Yes that way, there are nowhere no,
Like I really messed up by not going to Vegas
yep and go and gambling or having you know, a
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hundred body count. You know you want that kind of stuff,
so you just want a hunder line.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Yeah, it was a weird scenario went from I went
to Vegas and I didn't gamble to a hundred body
count I think the body count is first and then
the gambling second.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
One hundreds high. I was throwing it up right now.
It's very high. But I'm saying a dude will associate
that with what he missed out on. Yeah, so he
kind of needs to get out of a system, so
he's not holding that within while you're with them. You
want him to get to the point where he's like,
I've done everything. I've done everything. I just am looking
for a solid Morgan.
Speaker 6 (44:57):
The cab light, yeah, the cawlite theory.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah, so dude's really only ready as soon as he
turns the cablight on. You gotta grab him right then.
Speaker 8 (45:04):
Yeah, Whereas females, our cablite is basically always on.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Yeah, which is why I guess I'm encouraging my niece
a little bit, like your cabalt doesn't have to be
on at this moment.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
But see, they're both twenty one.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
But they also think they're fifty. When you're twenty one,
you think you're super smart. But we're also going to
look at us right now, and fifteen years and ago
we thought we knew everything, we don't know anything. So
that's a constant life readjustment. As you get ten years older,
you look back and go, man, I thought I had
to figure it out. I didn't, and you never really
figured it out. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Do you all ever handwrite and then mail your wife's
letters that you've written every day?
Speaker 2 (45:40):
I write everyone with a quill?
Speaker 5 (45:44):
Wow, dude, that's so, that's pretty good. I don't know
the quill.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
She's been My niece has been living with me, and
since she arrived, like three letters have shown up in
the mail from her boyfriend that he's twenty one.
Speaker 6 (45:55):
The sweetest thing.
Speaker 7 (45:56):
They're twenty one, though, in goofy, that's what you do,
I wrote my wife when we were Yeah, I mean,
well I was not you.
Speaker 6 (46:04):
In the mail boat, isn't that?
Speaker 2 (46:06):
That's also because it was like the sixties, addy, and
that's all you did. Not true is two thousands and
he would send it with the horse.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
I think it's cool for someone their age, especially their generation.
They're always on their phones and everything so digital that
they're taking.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
It old school.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
How long have they been together?
Speaker 6 (46:19):
Six months or so?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
See? That's also that it's like when Morgan, when Morgan's
man in uniform is showing up every day in a
full florist outfit with flowers. What do you guys call
that love? But yeah, but that you do that early,
that stuff like that, they'll never make it. That's it.
We're done. We're done with the show. We'll see it tomorrow.
By Buddy
Wake Up, Wake Up in the mall, and.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
The turn Radio and the Dodgers, tidy in lunchbox, mor
get to school, the Steve bred out of trying to
put you through fog. He's running this week's next bit.
The Bobby's on the mix, so you know what this
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the Bobby Ball TV cliches. For example, there was always
an episode about Quicksand back in like the eighties in
the nineties, there's always a vacation episode. Somebody gets stuck
in quicksand in real life ounds if that ever happens.
Like we had one story like a week ago, we
were shocked that Quicksand was real. Another one in a
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bar somebody breaking a beer bottle holding the handle with
like the Shardie part. Come on, yeah again, never happens now.
I've never seen a full Barbara, but I think much
of this first experience in a real bar was a
bar brawl, like one of those with a busting cues
overheads and soide.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
I was at Bob Popular's on Sixth Street. I was
eighteen years old.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
How'd you get into a bar at eighteen th This
was an eighteen uh oh, that's trouble to the beginning
with yeah, it was awesome. And I'm in the room
with the pool tables and all of a sudden a
fight breaks out and people are taking pool cues, breaking
them over each other's back and the pool table gets
knocked over and people are coming in from the other
room and just jumping in the fight. That's your first
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time and the first time, and I am like, if
this is what it's like to go out, I am
going out every single night. Did you see anybody a
beer bottle? Like, come on, I mean, but a pool cue?
I mean that is they took that stick and wow,
I mean that's out of the movies too.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
That is out of the movies, but they did it.
And I was like, this is great.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
And if that's your first experience, and you think every
bar is like that every night? Another one that's a
parrot like telling on you like a crime is solved,
or like a mystery a saw because a parrot goes
that's right under the books. That never happens. A shouting
match and this has never happened with my wife, although
(02:09):
I'm not a shouder, but like when you're in a
fight and immediately turns into hooking up where you know
they're like okay, and all of a sudden, it's like
they just make out that. I don't think I could
emotionally do that.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
I think I could. Well, I mean I think we could.
You could. I mean, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I don't think I think because again, I'm not a shouder.
I'm a be quieter.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Like I tend to.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Turtle. Yeah, I go into full turtle. There's a shell
around there.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Yeah, we get it.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Has that ever happened where you're just in a fight
and all of a sudden it goes from fight to
opposite a fight.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
I wish that's never happened, But that's what I'm saying.
But I could do it.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
We should try it. Yeah, somebody crawling through an air
conditioning duck to escape, that's got to be tight.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Oh but people do we I feel like that's bonehead
story today, like people try and then they get stuck.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I feel like that's more of a chimney. But you're
probably right. People fall through sometimes.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
They do fall through, but I never I mean, I
didn't know how to get up in there, jumping.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Out of a window into a dumpster because the dumpster
has a soft trash in it. That's all that's cool.
That happens all the time. Or canopies, and you know
in real life, if you jump from four up and
land on a canopy, all that thing's doing is going
well bam. I mean it's not stopping. It's ripping or
like an umbrella, like breaking your fall a little bit
because of the air.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
The dumpster is funny because you know there's nothing soft
in there. Chance you would jump down and be cut up.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
All those bottles from bar fights never shouted up falling
face first into someone from the opposite sex and that
turns into a relationship. Yeah, like that never happened.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
No, it never happened. Like you're on the bush, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
You trip woken up next to a dead body. I
don't even know a lot of shows that do that.
I've never had that happen. Those are all things from
TV shows that are normalized on television, even presented as
real life situations, but actually don't happen. We finished watching
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Dark Matter last night on Apple Plus. But we don't
go to Apple Plus a lot, but when we do,
it's usually something really good, like Silo was really good.
What's the one you like about head? Last that was
really good. None of the quitting the job. It's one
of the best shows I've ever seen it. Severance, it's
one of the best shows I've ever seen. It's coming
back to fall.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I'm not gonna comment fully on Severance, however.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I did you like it?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Amy? I?
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Did you?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yes? I was loving it and then all of a
sudden no, no.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
No restrictions on herself for reviewing things, and then she
breaks those restrictions.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That was okay, sorry, I just you loved it.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
The Matter is one of my favorite shows ever.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Yeah, which is I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And Dark Matter is really good. It's nine episodes. We
kind of stumbled upon it. It's pretty new. And the
whole thing is this guy named Jason. He's like a scientist,
but he like works at a small college and he
lives a normal life. But it's about parallel universes, and
then the Jason, a different Jason parol universe, wants to
come over and get his life because the other Jason
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worked too. It's crazy and it's awesome and you can
follow along without it being like, oh, what's happening. It's
really good. I give it four out of five twins.
Oh what does that mean? Well, no, second, yeah, Jason comes,
you know what I mean. Phones are open ready for
you if you have a question or comment. Let's go
(05:40):
eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. That's our phone number,
eight seven seven seventy seven. Bobby. Talking about first cars,
most people have very vivid memories to the first vehicle
because of all the emotions they had when they got
that first vehicle, all the places they could go for
the first time. Study show that nine out of ten
Americans still remember the first car. Mine was a red
(06:03):
I think ninety one Subaru. It was garbage. I see
like four hundred bucks on it, but it was a
hard earn four hundred bucks though hipster cool. Yeah, that
was before it was hipster. We found it. It was
like at a place that sold cars and lawnmowers. Oh
oh wow. I think there were lownmower parts in it.
(06:23):
If I'm being honest, I think that was why it
was so cheap. But that was my first car. I
loved it because it got me to work and back.
I didn't love it because it's kind of ugly and
it barely worked. But it really was I mean I
think about Yeah, I can remember the steering wheel, the
cigarette lighter. I mean, I would plug in my At
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the time, they made like a discman because they you
could do a tape into a CD player because it
was a tape player, and then I would put the
cigarette lighter as the charger. Yeah, then I would put
the tape in the tape player, and I had a
CD player that was on like this mounted little bobbly
thing to keep it from skivving it. They'll skipped all
the time. And I would listen to Hoodi and the
Blowfish every day going to football practice. I mean, man,
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I could do an hour on the memories I have.
This thing's right. Experts say the first car memories are
so strong because they're tied to high school, a boyfriend, girlfriend,
and being able to venture out onto your own for
the first time.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
First car Amy nineteen eighty five, Ford Bronco. It was
red and tan school and it had little trees like
sewn into the cloth seats because it was like Eddie
Bauer did that and get these colorful trees. So I
remembered those in detail, and yeah, it was just awesome.
I wish I could find that exact car today, So
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you think.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
It still exists?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Uh, yeah, I mean I googled before trying to find
it somewhere. I mean, I don't know the ben number.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
My tattooed my super beIN number on my shoulder.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I'm not for sure, but I've seen some across the
country that are similar.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
There's a book called The Organized Mind by Daniel J.
Levitton talks about doing a million things at the same
time and are you a multitasker? And if you are,
experts say to well, really try to stop. It turns
out a coordinator research multi taskers are terrible at most
aspects of multitasking. Simply put, the brain hates doing two
things at once. This goes for men and women. It
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leads to a panic stead of your mind, and it
makes it harder to think than even when you're drinking.
I would say, I'm not a multitasker, but I get
a lot of s done, so I'm not doing two
things at once, but I'm doing a lot of things
back to.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Back to back.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I mean, I wonder how this applies to parents, because
I feel like, if you've got kids in the home,
you have no choice but to multitask, but.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
You're not given like something's not getting all the attention,
like whether the kids or whatever you're doing.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's not getting all the No.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I mean, I'm not saying I'm great at it, but
I mean there's no way. Sometimes we're working, trying to
do things, You're answering kids questions, you're driving.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, hardly in life. Can we just focus on what
just generally and this is too talking about work for
the most part, trying to get multiple thing accomplished. For me,
I tried that. I try to do multi I'm not
good at multitasking, but I am good at organizing my
time and being focused in the time that I have
on the project that I'm doing. Like I could do
seven or eight things to get them done in a day,
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but I ain't doing them at the same time.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
You don't really wait to do stuff. You're not a procrastinator.
You kind of just get it.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Done sometimes too early though, too meaning I have no
patience being awesome precrastination.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
It's called being.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Awesome getting done. That's why I say it's called the
most several seven most stubborn dog breeds. I have an
English bulldog. If this thing isn't number one, this list
is full of crap. Number one Akida don't even know
what that is. Nope, it says it's the most stubborn breed.
Number two Siberian Husky. Those dogs are awesome. They're pretty too.
(09:35):
I always feel bad if I see him on like
the summer though, walking around because they're big and furry.
They're awesome dogs, but I'm like, dang, I want to
want to throw a coat in June and he lives
in a coat. Number three at basst Hound. Number four
a wainer dog. Number five a Dalmatian. Okay, this list
is way wrong.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Dalmatians are subborn.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I thought they were easily bored. Need a lot of exercise,
and I guess they're so big they need a lot
of movement and if they don't, they're just like, screw you.
Guys are so cute though, Dalmatians, Yeah, I don't know.
They're so big with spots on. I think they're awesome dogs.
I don't think they're cute as the word I would use,
because once you reach a size, you're not cute, correct.
I think cute is more of a smaller like precious thing.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Well I used pretty earlier, and it's like I don't
call a dog pretty, so it's a cute dog.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I think it dowtions can be a pretty dog.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
It got pretty fit.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
But also I don't know that dalmatian. Oh, Dalmatians. You
never seen down fire station all.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Day, Like I've seen a cartoon version.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
But that's where you are all day.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And an English bulldog way low on the list. It
comes in at number seven, but it says it's easy
going and dependable, but it's also just won't do anything.
Oh yeah, Stanley just he either lays and I have
to call him four times, or he's up and active
and running around like a puppy steal and will come
to every single But it's up to him. He lives
his life his way. That's pretty cool for him. Yeah.
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Problem is sometimes he goes out and he'll use the
bathroom number two and he has his pot. He does
number two, same spot all the time.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
That's nice and convenient.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, and what but they don't have toilet paper. Dogs
ont have toilet paper.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
They don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
But what he loves to do is to sit on
my feet. So there are times after he goes out
and then he comes and likes to sit on my
feet and I'm like, I got poop on my foot.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
You didn't wipe bro. Yeah, like that is interesting that
they don't have to wipe.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
You can get no, you can, but they don't have
like a roll out there they can grab it.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
I've seen dogs do the drag.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Itches. Sometimes I drag too. My wife sees me in
the yard dragging my butt and eating grass. Missouri woman's
accused of trying to kill her husband by poisoning his
mountain dew because he didn't appreciate everything she does for him.
Women are Crazy from ABC seven Chicago. I don't think
that women are crazier than men. I think you have
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select a few that are crazy in both sexest I'm
just saying that because I'm not getting the hate on
the this woman's crazy.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
The story could easily be flipped.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Missouri wife was arranged for allegedly poisoning her husband's drink.
According to court record, she said she did it to
be mean after she was angry her husband was not
appreciative of the birthday party she threw them. Oh, she's
accused of mixing up round up weed killer in the
mountain dew. Oh my gosh, I wonder if the color
was the same.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
He said the taste was bad.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
He started thinking it was tasting bad, so he went
and got security equipment and put it up in the house.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I think I love mountain dew. I don't know there's
a thing that tastes better than mountain dew. Let me
think cheese cake pretty good, still not as mountain dew.
Pound per pound, I think is the best taste original
mountain dew, not like bahah. I don't like any little tricks.
I don't like round up mountain dew either.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Would that be All's first go too, Because some of
these stories they immediately go get security cameras and set
them up. Like my first thought would be, oh, something's
up with this, it's weird, and I throw it away.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
But then the next day it happens again.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
The second time it happens, I'm probably because did she
poison the whole bottle? That's what I'm thinking happening instead
of like like hisacific drinks she made because remember the
woman that was doing the coffee.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
See, here's the thing about women versus men. You say
women are crazier. They do stuff like this. Guys do
stuff like chop up your body and put you in
it hole.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Yeah, And I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Which one's crazier both crazy. After asking why she grabbed
liquids from the garage, she told authority she was mixing
them in a cup to use as weed killer. She
saw the idea on social media. She put the inset
aside in a two leader Mountain new bottle placed in
the garage refrigerator. He is she has intered aplay I'm
not guilty. Hey, how about getting a divorce? How about
internet play of not guilty?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
They're like, you're on camera, But she later admitted to
putting it secticide in the two leader Mountain dew bottle.
She's entered a plea if not guilty on TikTok again.
She later admitted she was mad about the birthday party.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's wild. You're right, though, I don't
know that I would go hmm, that tastes weird. Let's
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put some cameras up. Unless you already thought something, I
don't know that I was, that would be the move.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
You must know that you're living with.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Crazy in her sleep the night before I'm gonna poison you. Wait,
what say that again? What? Northern Missouri store clerk accused
of stealing twenty four thousand dollars in lottery tickets. She
stole thirty six bucks of lottery tickets with an estimated
value of twenty four thousand dollars. Now, the thing is,
if you don't buy them and beat them, they don't matter, right, correct, Right?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
You got to log them in and so she was
putting a cup over the security camera taking them out
of the safe, and then she started cashing them at
her own convenience store.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I mean, idiot.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
But again, they don't work, do they unless you beat
them in. Don't you have to open the door for
people to come in the house, or if you just
steal them.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I think they beat them when they receive them, like.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
No, no, no, when you buy them.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Yeah, oh that's true too, they beat them and then
it's like sold, boom, and.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Now it's like a gift card. It has to be activated. Exactly.
We're no experts, but we think we say stuff. That's
the news. Thank you those.
Speaker 6 (14:56):
Ste Morgan.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You're gonna be the maid of honor are your sister's wedding?
Speaker 8 (15:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Is that a bachel party went on?
Speaker 9 (15:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (15:04):
In Palm Springs.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Did you have put it together?
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (15:06):
I did the whole organizing, set everything up by itinerary.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
All of it.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
That's stressful.
Speaker 8 (15:10):
Well, yeah, cause I'm in I've I've been in three
weddings this year and had to attend five.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
So it's just been a lot this year. It's been
a lot of weddings, a lot of things.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
That's the age though, you're at that age where.
Speaker 8 (15:21):
Everybody's yeah, everybody decided to get married at the same time,
decide like it's like mid to last ditch age.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
It happens when.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
You're in that group till finally you go, I'll just
get married whenever I want you. I'm not going to
pressure on myself. So you have to write the speech
and deliver the speech. Yeah, your nervous.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
I'm very nervous.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
I've never written a maid of honor speech before. I've
been bridesmaids multiple times, but never been the maid of
honor and never had to deliver the.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
Speech in front of everybody, especially everybody.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
That I know. How much do you have of it?
Speaker 6 (15:49):
I haven't like scripted out.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
I just seem worried because there's so many tips and
tricks online that but one of the things they say
is like, don't do this, don't do that, don't do this.
How do I know what is actually the right thing
I should and shouldn't do.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
There is no right and wrong thing that you should
or shouldn't do that's right. You need to base it
on the sensibilities of you. You need to base it on.
First of all, don't turn it into a roast unless
you're really good at roasting. If you're gonna, like make
a little joke about your sister, like some little you
want to do one maybe one. The problem is if
you miss on it. If you're doing like four or
five and you miss about number three, then three hit
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doesn't hit, four doesn't hit. It just gets tough. If
you're gonna like make a little joke about your sister,
do it early and then don't go back and make
fun of her anymore. Do you have any of those?
Speaker 8 (16:36):
I do have a few, but it's not it's more
just like poking fun. It's not like full blown roasts.
It's like things most people would know about her.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Does that make sense, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
A little risky. What I would say is, if you
do the first one and it works, yeah, go to
the second one. Okay, If you do the second one
and it works, chase down that third one. But if
you hit one that doesn't. It only gets a mild,
like a tepid response. Then don't don't, don't do it,
don't do that that other tiw do I.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
Just while it's happening though, and not panic.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Well, you just have them you ever written out? Right? Yeah?
I would also write it out. And some people like,
just get up there and go with what your heart says.
Never do that because you can still go with what
your heart says with cards in your hand. But the
problem with going on where your heart says is sometimes
you get off you forget what you want to say
you and then it's just a mess. And then at
the end you're like, oh, I'm meant to say all
of this, but you didn't because you didn't have it
in your hand. You can still go where your heart
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takes you. You can still go up and say whatever
you want to say. But the good thing about having
cards or having it written down is that once you
get off track, that takes you back on track. You
can even write it on your phone. I'd prefer people
not to write it on their phone. I'll write it
on a card. It looks like you actually cared.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
Yeah, instead of just holding up my phone and.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Then just share memories. Like, if you don't know what
to say, just share memories because the more personal the better.
Say why you love her, why you're happy with her,
and don't be over like three minutes.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Okay, I feel like I'm under that three minute limit.
And I do make some comments about him, is that okay?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Sure, I feel like the size playful about him.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yeah unless yeah, it's like you're sony. I can roast him,
but only to a point.
Speaker 8 (18:07):
Yeah, we him and I kind of have that relationship
where we roast each other all the time.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
The roast is tricky though, if you're not used to
doing that, but you can do it if you feel
good about it. Do whatever your sensibility is. Don't listen
to those those those websites because they don't know you. Yeah,
and if all us fails, just share memories and little
things will come from that, and don't be the person
that goes ten minutes.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
What how should I start it?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
You know, like the start of the first time I've
ever been a bridesmaid. And it's and it's appropriate because
this is my best friends and my sister, and I
just wanted to share with you guys some of the
reasons I'm so happy for her. Boom. Right, don't don't
build it up too much. Just say what you're doing,
why you're there, and get into the points. Like what
I said there is the perfect launch. Don't don't spend
too much time thinking the first things that you say
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are super important. Okay, and just don't go too long.
That's the biggest part of dudes go too long. For
the most part, Dude, get up. Hey, I remember this one? Yes,
about that. Don't do inside jokes Okay, if you do,
do one, and don't go back and do another inside
joke because the crowd's like, uh, you can do one.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
Aren't memories kind of inside jokes so awesome?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, but explain the memory.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Okay, yes, it's like something from when we were kids
and this, you know.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Don't be too drunk, not that you will be, but
don't drink too much before your speech. You can go
ham if you want after, but remember your speech is
gonna be recorded. But who's your audience, the crowd or
your sister? All? Oh, it's all okay.
Speaker 8 (19:31):
I feel like the best reaction I can get is
some laughter.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
And some tears.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
If it were just a sister, you could do it
without people there. You can do that versus her. Yeah,
but it's a it's a universal thing. It's a wedding,
it's a party, it's a gathering. So those are my
general my practical tips. Lunchbox, listen, you gotta roast. You
have to roast.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
The whole point is to make a few jokes, make
some jabs. That's what you're up there for. You got
to tell some embarrassing stories, but also tell some fun stories.
If you don't tell any embarrassing stories, it's boring. No
one wants to hear all the oh goody two shoes
and fluffy stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
They want to hear funny stuff. But embarrassing doesn't have
to be roast.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Not I think you roast.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
And how much alcohol lunch, Oh.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
You can drink, it doesn't matter. They expect you to
be drinking.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
If you were doing it. Do you prefer to be
drunk or sober? Oh, drunk falling over if you're drunk,
better than being sober sober, Like, oh my gosh, you're
up there and you're like so rigid in and you're
not very good at it. So you prefer to just
be wasted rather than completely bone dry. So yes, because
(20:36):
you're funnier probably, or.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
People can laugh at you, you know, because hey, don't Morgan,
don't drink too much.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Okay, I do great. Should I read it to anybody
before she should.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Be total no, total surprise.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Definitely.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It doesn't matter you run it by people, if she's
not running it by anybody. As somebody who literally speaks
for a living on stages and doing talks, it's good
to read it out loud a few times, just to
make sure that even the words that are strung together
make sense and you can say them. I stumble over
word sometimes, so I try not to put too difficult word.
If you do great, If you don't, great, But I think,
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don't let your sister see any of it.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Oh yeah, no, no, no, I don't hurt and don't.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Really ask for feedback. But you could do it in
front of somebody for your own comfortability. Okay, Yeah, it's
gonna be great. You're good at you, You'll be fine.
Speaker 8 (21:21):
I'm just such a perfectionist about some of these things
that this is such a big moment.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
I don't want to mess it up.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
This cannot be perfect. It will also not be awful,
but it cannot be perfect. There's no such thing as
a perfect maid of honor or what's the dude one
called groom best man. There's no such thing as a
perfect but there's really good ones. But there is no
perfection because there is no bar. The bars just to
make everybody feel. Yeah, you make everybody feel you in.
You make your s just to fill you in.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
That's all, you know. It's kind of insane.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Think of what you say, Bobby about the national anthem
when people perform, and it's like if there's a big
mess up, kind of everybody's talking about it. But if
you go in and you do it right and you
walk away, like I think that's the goal here is
like you go in practice like Bobby said, but I
would also set a timer so you know your cadence right,
so it make sure you're.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
That reason a minute practice a good point to make
sure you don't go You ever see one work that
goes all way too long?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, and then that's where people are like, oh my gosh,
like this is and then you're kind of like the
national anthem, you're messing up and people are talking about it, Like.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
You just want to go in and make everybody feel
and get out of dodge it's about her anyway.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
And out okay, but practicing that cadence will help and
out loud and being confident and believing yourself and just
like you love your sister, that'll show through.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
And if the mic isn't working, who cares. I'll spend
a bunch of time going like, look at the mic fixed,
immediately play the mic down, be like alright, I'm just
gonna talk. There's no mic. We don't need it. It's
not like just ten thousand people there anyway.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Yeah, yeah, gouda be awesome.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
Yeah, any tips Eddie, Uh, just I mean, just have
fun with it, Like really, it's not that big of
a deal.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
It's all about her. People are there for the wedding.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
I think the speech is so such a little part
of this whole ceremony that don't put too much pressure
on yourself.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
Have fun, do a good speech, nail it.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
You'll be better if you don't put pressure on yourself.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Oh I don't know how to do.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
It's like somebody saying half fun, it's just impossible. It's
not a real thing. And that's what I just said.
I know it's not a real thing fun, But the
less pressure you put on yourself. The more loose and
the more normal you're gonna be.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Well.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I did hear say a second ago. She was like,
I mean if it'll be a win if I get
some laughter and some tears, and I feel like that's
pressure on you. That's yourself to like make sure that
they're laughing and maybe they cry in a three minute thing.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
That also means don't look at the crowd and look
for that response, because then if you don't get it,
you'll get really distressed.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
More from my sister, everybody else on whatever. But if
I can get my sister to emote, I'd be happy.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
If for some reason it's not going well, about a
minute and a half in you start taking ygger bombs, you
get drunk. There you go, hold on, everybody, I'm gonna
get drunk real quick. On your Instagram, it seems like
the option to limit political content seems to be on
by default, which is new, which is good. I've met,
I said, most people don't want to just see political content.
Instagram admits that it changed user settings to automatically limit
(23:57):
political content. Oh that's not a mission, that's a celebration. Yeah,
I should be Instagram proudly says we have limited political
content on your social media fees. That way, you don't
hate as many of your friends, keeping me and everyone together.
The option to limit such content was first created by
Meta in February. Metas Andy Stone explained that mistakenly it
(24:24):
is reset to limit political content. That's not a mistake,
that's a good decision. The verge. I believe there's a
debate tonight. I believe there is. And here's what I'm
going to tell you. The election comes up in November.
This is the and it don't get gross. Nobody really cares.
(24:46):
It's weird. Everybody cares, right, everybody's had an opinion over
the past eight years, in the past four years, and
everybody has to maintain that opinion. But people are so
fatigued of caring that unless you get on Twitter and
people are screaming, nobody really cares. Everybody is kind of like,
I still have my opinion. I'm tired though, right, But
if you ask them, they're still going to have it.
(25:07):
But they're just not volunteering. And I'm talking about everybody.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I'm curious too if some of it's like everybody's tired,
they're tired.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
But then also like, okay, am I.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Really getting passionate about their situation? Like that's I just
feel like there's fatigue, but also.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Like but they have to hold true. What happens with
politics is whatever you said before you still are standing
by because you don't want to have an admission of fundamentally,
I may not agree with what I felt was right
then that I've kind of learned it's not right. And
this is just general politics the history of time. Most
people that assign with someone or some side stay with
that side. It's like a favorite morning show or a
(25:44):
favorite you go because that's part of your day, a
favorite TV morning show you go because that's part of
your system, of your life, your party. So most people
don't want to go eat man. I was pretty passionate
about that. I was dead wrong, how about that? Yeah,
most people don't wan to admit. But I think generally
people are tired both sides because it has been NonStop
(26:07):
at each other's throat for years and years and years,
not one political cycle, not two, almost three political cycles
where it has been you must hate the person that
is not you, And I believe, and I only believe this.
It could be tomorrow, but I believe there's a debate tonight.
How much have you heard about the debate?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Zero?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Why? Why? Because mostly people are tired? What channel is
it on? There's a channel even a thing anymore, Let's
be honest.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, you're like CNN moderating.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Who's running? Same? Yeah, same.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
So there's the debate between those tours that JFK.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
He's not JFK. He's he's the nephew. But no, he's
not in it. Oh yeah, So the first presidential debate
multiple networks tonight at nine pm Eastern, and there'll be
clips tomorrow, but I'm telling you very limited on INSTAGRAMA
is tired, and everybody will have their opinions again equally
(27:03):
for a minute. But Americ's tired, honestly, and I'm tired,
and I'm tired of having to be like do I
like this person? What do they even stand for? Not
even the candidates, like people who scream and people that
are so attached like a single person in politics than
the psychopaths. No single person ever in my life am
(27:25):
I that attached to you? I don't like me sometimes,
like sometimes I look at me and I'm like, oh,
but to be like this person is always right either side,
that's wild. To me. But we have, we have created
that culture where you're just assigned, you assign yourself and
then you've got to fight for it regardless. So anyway,
that's tonight, and shout out Instagram for that. Elvis's blue
(27:45):
swhite shoes the real ones are up for sale. Wow,
that's very cool. They say, between one hundred twenty five
and one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, size ten and
a half, worn by Presley both on and off stage
or in the fifties, were given to his friend Alan
the night before he left for the US Army in
nineteen fifty eight. The blue Swede shoes have been authenticated
by the founder of the Elvis Presley Museum and Elvis's
close friend named Jimmy Velvet. That's a cool name. Bidding
(28:09):
for the shoe starts at fifty five thousand. I'm looking
at them. They literally look like the shoes I wore
on Dancing with the Stars. Oh really, they're all felty, velvety.
They're swayed, way, they're swayed. Are you gonna bid?
Speaker 5 (28:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
God, No, I'm not spending that month.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Elvis.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I don't, I don't care, don't, don't Frank Thomas, Ricky,
you're crazy. No, I'm not buying that stuff. I did.
Speaking of baseball, I did get invited to go play
in the Major League Baseball All Star Game Celebrity football game.
What's in Dallas in a couple of weeks?
Speaker 6 (28:39):
Who invites you to that? Major League Baseball EML sends
you an email?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yes? They well they know. They called dang hello, hey MLB,
mister MLB, are you gonna do Yeah, I'm gonna play nice.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
You better nurse those injuries.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Well that's a problem. App erectly game tonight and my elbow,
my shoulder are killed. Now you need to I can't
let my team down. Is it another doubleheader? No, it's
only a one game, Okay.
Speaker 6 (29:02):
I mean I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I just think that that sounds like a really cool
opportunity and you don't want to go in and totally injured.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
They asked what my walkout song is and what did
you think I picked.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I'm hoping something like fun enough beet, but something sad
and depressing.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
You.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Let's see, Oh, everybody hurts.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
It's not slow. It's weser Buddy Holly like just like
Buddy ho, do you.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Wear your glasses when you go up to bat.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
How can you see? I can't see what I want
my glasses when I saund the toilet. I mean, I
need my glasses for everything.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
I didn't know if you had to get like special
goggles or soccer.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Celebrity okay, it's celebrity softball.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Okay, sorry, you know they're scratching bottoms. They're asking me
on celebrity. Okay, Like, all right, we running good celebrities.
Let's go down to tier two. I don't even know
it was released till Raymundo posted a Instagram story about
it yesterday. He's like, breaking news Bible. I was playing
a celebrity game. I was like, oh, I guess I
made it.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
So do you know who's on your team?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
No, they just have a bunch of people listed like
trell Owens, Pedro Martinez, old ball players, Jenny Finch, Gino
Rodriguez from Jane the Virgin, some rappers I don't know.
Some rappers I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Them, oh like little little babies and stuff like, I
didn't know who they were.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
The worst part about it is when it was announced,
it's first world problems and I'm super excited. Oh, Kane
Brown's plan for sure. Oh yeah, he's like my friend
who is playing or Tybi's Max who plays the seventy
six ers. So they're like, look at these celebrities, and
of course people start killing me online. Never heard of them.
He's a celebrity. People that don't even know because they
(30:47):
just see the name, Like, what is Bobby Bones a pirate?
They brought back a pirate? Yeah, is tough. That far
was tough. But yeah, that's gonna happen. Good day.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
So can we watch it? Is it televised?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
I don't know. It says twenty twenty four All Star
Saturday tickets are on sill.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Now, okay, hey, show road trip, Let's go to Dallas.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Yeah, I mean I think will we not fly to Dallas?
Speaker 6 (31:13):
Well? Whatever, I mean trip trip trip Mike.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
What's the date? Saturday, July thirteenth. That Globe Life Field
you guys, Well, that's where the Rangers play. Yeah, that's
where the All Star Game is what I'm having it there.
I'll probably poke a couple out. Yeah, out of the park,
out of the infield. Yeah. So anyway, that's what's up.
That's pretty excited about that. That'll be a lot of fun.
So Amy, can we go?
Speaker 6 (31:33):
Yeah, I'm checking my calendar, all.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Right, let me know. All right, all go, Well, some
of us already going because we're doing some interviews with
a bunch of ball players. Yeah, I'm gonna go already,
so yeah, come on, let's go. Yeah, okay, lunch.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Yeah, baby's driving.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
A new podcast called In the Vets Office with Doctor Josie,
and so she has a case of the Week and
this is about the naked pet sitter. So check it out.
It's brand new. If you like it, go subscribe, leave
a comment, it will really matter. Rate it. Here is
in the Vets Office with Doctor Josie.
Speaker 10 (32:12):
Yeah, you're listening to In the Vets Office with Doctor
Josie Horchak.
Speaker 9 (32:21):
Hey everyone, and welcome to in the Vets Office. I
am your host, Doctor Josie, and I am joined here
by my co host, Shannon Ella, who some of you
may know from Canadian country music radio. And this is
our very first episode. We are excited to be here
and we're going to dive right in to Case of
the Week, where I retell stories of some of the
craziest things that I have seen while practicing as a veterinarian.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
So things that you know, you just walk into your
vet's office thinking it's like a normal day. We don't
know what's going on behind closed doors. So now place
of the week is always interesting. Yeah, there's a lot
going on in the trenches, if you will. Okay, the
case for this week is one of my favorite patients.
He was one of my first that I took here
right out of school. His name was Hondo, and he
was a big old hound and he loved to get
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into stuff. I mean he would eat anything and everything,
and so it wasn't not that uncommon for him to
be coming in for x rays to figure out what
he had eaten this time.
Speaker 9 (33:14):
Oh he's one of those okay, and so ere are
It's a normal Monday. Hondo's in the hospital because he's
throwing up. He's eating something he shouldn't have. The mom
and the daughter had brought him in and lo and behold.
My nurses call me and they say, okay, yep, Hondo's
x rays are up. Come take a look. And I'm
staring at it. I'm like, are you Is this what
I think it is? And there are symbols all throughout
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his stomach. Hondo ate a tambourine. Oh wow, a hoole tambourine,
and so I go back into the room and I said,
does anyone play the tambourine in your house? And the
little daughter, I think she was like ten maybe, and
she was like, oh my god, I've been looking everywhere
for my tambourine. Like why do you ask? I'm like, well,
it's in Hondo's stomach. Like he was still in yes,
(33:59):
like in his stomach in two halves.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Okay, So he at least probably was like, how did
he swallow an entire tamburine? I have one of those
in my house for my son.
Speaker 9 (34:07):
Yeah, like that's a stick plastic one.
Speaker 11 (34:09):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
As a parent, did not ever think of a dog
eating that?
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (34:13):
They I didn't either. Really, Hondo has just exceeded all
expectations in that regard. So not just shoes to watch
out for, like remote controls, tambourines, keep your tambourines up, people,
you know what.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
He lives in Nashville, though he's into the music. That's
probably one of music. So he's like, all I do
is listen to music. I'm just trying to join in.
Speaker 9 (34:31):
Just jingling as he walks by. But it was great.
We went in and we got it out. I definitely
played it just a little like dinging, and it came
out of the stomach. You have to. And he went
on to a totally normal life. He had great Hondo's
very lucky he has you.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Yeah, well, hopefully he stays out of the vet's office
for a while.
Speaker 9 (34:49):
Yeah, no more Surgeries' not welcome in the vet's office anymore.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (34:53):
That's our case of the week, And now we can
jump right into our listener Q and A's We had
some really good questions submitted this week, so we'll jump
into number one.
Speaker 11 (35:02):
What's the best way to find a really good dog sitter?
I've had really horrible luck with dogsitters. The stories I
could tell you who I won't. But what's the first
course of action I should take to find a really
exceptional dog sitter.
Speaker 6 (35:20):
I want to hear those stories. I know I won't.
Speaker 9 (35:23):
Maybe we should have her on, Maybe we should.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
I want to know these stories.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
But it's a great question. It's a really good question,
and I have heard some absolute horror stories. I actually
had a friend the other day tell me that she
found a pet sitter on Rover. The pet sitter came in,
took off all of her clothes. They had a furbo,
a furbo camera, and so they were able to see
through the ferbo that the pet sitter took off all
her clothes and then proceeded to lay on the couch
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butt naked and eatable of cereal for like the whole
time she was there, was just naked.
Speaker 12 (35:51):
Feel like, I'm not questioning your pet care, but just
your overall if you're a newness, just like be up
from about it. Yeah, you kind of have to put
that into resume. Probably going to be nude at your house, Yeah,
I'm probably not going to hire you, Yeah, exactly. So
a great place to look is your VETS office. So
a lot of my nurses will pet sit, a lot
of my receptionists will pet sit, and then you know
(36:11):
that they have the background, they have the training, and
they have reliable jobs. That's a really great place to
look for a pet sitter. Last, but not least, here
in Nashville, we've got some really awesome privately owned pet
sitting companies. Yes, where they have like ten to twenty
pet sitters on staff. They're all vetted and they've done
background checks. So wherever you live, I would google like
(36:31):
private pet sitting business, because you can find some really
great ones that way.
Speaker 9 (36:34):
That's how we found ours. Today, we're going to have
the beautiful and incredibly talented Mackenzie Porter in the Vets office.
Not only is she our friend, but you also probably
know her from her lead role on the Netflix series
The Travelers or her booming music career. Her and Dustin
Lynch spent many weeks in the number one spot on
country music radio for their song Thinking About You. I
(36:56):
still love that song too. I'm super excited to have
her on today.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Coming up next, Mackenzie Porter with Doctor Josie.
Speaker 9 (37:04):
When we had first met, I think Willa was just
kind of starting to have some of her gi issues.
And I know that this has been a long journey
that you guys have been on as far as her
tummy issues. Do you mind kind of just giving us
like a recap of what you guys have been through.
Speaker 10 (37:22):
One night, Jake came home, I was out of town,
and she had like thrown up, had diarrhea. There was
blood in the diarrhea, like all over our bedroom, all
over the walls, like it was crazy, like she had
gone in the shower, our bed, the walls. It was
like a murder. Scene in there. Yeah, and he it's
really scary, very scary, And I didn't know at the time,
like if dogs have like blood in their stool, it's
(37:45):
a lot more normal than like a human. Yeah, it's
not as scary, but we didn't know that.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (37:49):
So that was the first like indication of anything wrong
with her. So that night Jake took her into emergency
and he told me the other days I was asking
him just to remind me, And he stayed there till
five in the morning with her shut in the parking lot.
Speaker 9 (38:05):
Was this in the ice storm?
Speaker 10 (38:06):
This was this had to be a little bit before
the ice storm. Okay, this was the first incident. Okay,
And at that point it was just like, you know
what you and I have talked about, like probably has
regular tummy issues. Let's put her on mechinitas all yep.
So we did that and that did help for like
a little bit, and then slowly things started to get
worse again. And then it was like a series of
(38:29):
switching foods and trying like we tried like alligator protein
and like ostrich protein, like all these different things that
we were trying to do to like see if she
was allergic or whatever. Nothing was working. Now, this was
probably you know, a month or two months of trial
and error. And at that point this was a snowstorm
that I was telling you about probably two years ago.
(38:52):
It was like Nashville shuts down, the roads are all
ice ice. And I was sitting on the couch one day.
She was not doing well. Lost. I mean now she's
like thirteen pounds of the time, she's twice seven, right,
And we were going into the vet regularly. Yeah, just
like trying to figure it out. Yeah. And I remember
waking up that morning and being like, I think she's
gonna die because she wouldn't eat, she wouldn't drink, she
(39:14):
couldn't hold like any bowels in Like it was like
we had diapers on her.
Speaker 6 (39:17):
It was so bad.
Speaker 10 (39:18):
So I remember saying Jake, like we have to drive
out to emergency, even on these roads. I had a
little car at the time, Like, I don't care if
this is yeah daughter, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Up to day.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
This story comes us from Florida. A twenty two year
old woman was working the McDonald's drive through and people
pull up and they started an argument about their order.
So the worker takes a drink and wham throws it
at the customer. Customer opens the window, throws another.
Speaker 5 (39:47):
Drink back at the worker. So the worker goes in
the back, reaches in her purse.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Oh don't see. It was all fun until what wait,
you don't know what what they got? Think it's money,
maybe a gift.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
Okayallet pulled out a gun and by I started shooting
at the customer.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
And yes, that is drastic. I hate that part. But
it also this is a lesson for everybody. You don't
know who's got what. If you're in a car, you're
driving next to, it's just not worth it because you
feel disrespected. It's hard to go. You know what. I'm
not gonna throw that cut back because you want to.
I want to. But then if you can just go,
but what if they have a freaking gun? That but
(40:24):
do dot? Nobody died, right, No got hit? What a
terrible shot gun? And then not be able to That's
not the story. All right, go.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
Ahead, I'm munchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Kevin Costner on the show tomorrow. Amy's podcasts Four Things
with Amy Brown a new episode up today. What are
you doing over there?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Well, my niece is on with me she's doing four
episodes me for the month of June, so every Thursday,
and this is the final one that we're doing together.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Is she going home now?
Speaker 6 (40:51):
She's gonna be with me till August?
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Okay, I saw that your sister's in town her mom. Yes,
does your niece play guitar?
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, she's been teaching herself shew the Instagram.
Speaker 6 (41:01):
Yeah, she said that she she.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Ice to know her she was like ten years old.
Speaker 6 (41:05):
Yeah. She goes to school in Colorado.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
That's where they live, and they do a lot of
like camping campfires, and she said that, you know, everybody
sits around and have their guitar, and she started to
feel left out. So she's just been teaching herself, like
on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
So you guys, do you talk about anything specific or
just like her?
Speaker 6 (41:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
No, this episode in particular, we talk about kind of
dating that she's twenty one and I'm forty three, so
like the different perspectives of that, and then.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
What advice do you give a twenty one year old
about dating?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Just generally, I feel like it was more like she's
giving me advice that is.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
On how different in the environment of you know, today
dating that would be advice she could give you, what
would you give her? Then? Not to any twenty one
year old woman, what would you give them? As far
as let's say they're single and they're looking and they
think like they need to find their person.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
I think that the younger we are, at least when
I was her age, I was just looking to get
married at like every boyfriend I had, my college boyfriends,
it was like, Okay, well, what's it going to be
like when we get married? And she does have a
serious boyfriend right now, and she's she's wise though, like
she's got it. Like I encouraged her to just be
in the moment with him and really get to know
him and enjoy college and don't just be more present
(42:18):
with him, I guess is the point. And sure, y'all
may get married one day and that would be amazing,
but it doesn't have to be like the number one
goal at the moment.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
What do you think the perfect age? And I know
everybody's different, but if you were just to boil it
down on average a perfect age to get married in
your mind for a woman, Amy and I'll.
Speaker 6 (42:36):
Go, it can be so different.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I got married at twenty five, somewhere between twenty five
and thirty five, Well, that's a whole.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
That's a decade.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
You got to pick an am.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I'm gonna say twenty nine or third. I been married,
I know who you are, brains developed, you've gone through
some hard crap. You're I would say twenty nine, thirty
thirty right in that area. This is the perfect time
you add thirty seven for a woman for a guy. No, No,
we're talking women first. Oh, I don't know. I'm not
a woman. I don't know. I'm not either any kind
(43:09):
of that's how you talk too, okay dudes?
Speaker 7 (43:11):
Then yeah, dude, thirty seven, I think that you've done
everything you want to do and you're ready to get
married now, because.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
That thirty seven year old's but the same maturity of
a twenty nine year old, you know what, even less right.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
But it's difficult if you're dating someone's same age, Like.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah, what's what we're saying. I'm saying a twenty nine
year old woman generally is more mature than a thirty
five or thirty seven year old dude. Correct, My wife
in many ways is more mature than me, She often says.
When are the wiener jokes going to like age out?
I don't think they ever. Yeah, never, they're still funny.
They're so and they're like refunny, Like they're like funny
when you're young. Then there's a stage where, like a
(43:46):
young adult, and you're like, they may not be as funny,
but you need to make them more vulgar because you're
like trying to show how edgy you are. But then
you get our age and they're like funny again because
they're so stupid.
Speaker 7 (43:57):
And then you have kids that are boys, and then
they start making the Wiener jokes and then that's funny
and yeah, all over again.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
I see yeah, I said, dude, thirty five to thirty
seven or thirty eight, I was thirty nine. I missed
it by your ear. But then guys also have a
lot of what ifs, meaning get let it, let them
get all other system. Yes that way, there are nowhere no,
Like I really messed up by not going to Vegas
yep and go and gambling or having you know, a
(44:26):
hundred body count. You know you want that kind of stuff,
so you just want a hunder line.
Speaker 4 (44:30):
Yeah, it was a weird scenario went from I went
to Vegas and I didn't gamble to a hundred body
count I think the body count is first and then
the gambling second.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
One hundreds high. I was throwing it up right now.
It's very high. But I'm saying a dude will associate
that with what he missed out on. Yeah, so he
kind of needs to get out of a system, so
he's not holding that within while you're with them. You
want him to get to the point where he's like,
I've done everything. I've done everything. I just am looking
for a solid Morgan.
Speaker 6 (44:57):
The cab light, yeah, the cawlite theory.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Yeah, so dude's really only ready as soon as he
turns the cablight on. You gotta grab him right then.
Speaker 8 (45:04):
Yeah, Whereas females, our cablite is basically always on.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Yeah, which is why I guess I'm encouraging my niece
a little bit, like your cabalt doesn't have to be
on at this moment.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
But see, they're both twenty one.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
But they also think they're fifty. When you're twenty one,
you think you're super smart. But we're also going to
look at us right now, and fifteen years and ago
we thought we knew everything, we don't know anything. So
that's a constant life readjustment. As you get ten years older,
you look back and go, man, I thought I had
to figure it out. I didn't, and you never really
figured it out. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Do you all ever handwrite and then mail your wife's
letters that you've written every day?
Speaker 2 (45:40):
I write everyone with a quill?
Speaker 5 (45:44):
Wow, dude, that's so, that's pretty good. I don't know
the quill.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
She's been My niece has been living with me, and
since she arrived, like three letters have shown up in
the mail from her boyfriend that he's twenty one.
Speaker 6 (45:55):
The sweetest thing.
Speaker 7 (45:56):
They're twenty one, though, in goofy, that's what you do,
I wrote my wife when we were Yeah, I mean,
well I was not you.
Speaker 6 (46:04):
In the mail boat, isn't that?
Speaker 2 (46:06):
That's also because it was like the sixties, addy, and
that's all you did. Not true is two thousands and
he would send it with the horse.
Speaker 5 (46:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
I think it's cool for someone their age, especially their generation.
They're always on their phones and everything so digital that
they're taking.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
It old school.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
How long have they been together?
Speaker 6 (46:19):
Six months or so?
Speaker 2 (46:20):
See? That's also that it's like when Morgan, when Morgan's
man in uniform is showing up every day in a
full florist outfit with flowers. What do you guys call
that love? But yeah, but that you do that early,
that stuff like that, they'll never make it. That's it.
We're done. We're done with the show. We'll see it tomorrow.
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