September 19, 2024 • 38 mins
Lunchbox broke a rule, and his punishment is to drink the worlds strongest beer, find out how it goes! Plus, we share a new dating rule they say women should look for in men and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake up, Wake up in the mall, and it's on
the radio and the Dodgers time ready lunchbox, mor get
two Steve Bread how it's trying to put you through fog.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
He's running this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
So you know what this?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
This the Bobby ball.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Let's figure them out, boys, Amy's investigative Cornys, can we
figure out the morning Corny's six? Is the record? In
ninety seconds ago? Here we go the morning Corny?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
When do astronauts eat space?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Time? When they have space? When they float space? Gravity?
Speaker 6 (00:49):
When do astronauts eat dinner, dinner, lost off, supper, rocket, hocket, fuel, stomach, hungry,
hung there when they when they're.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Over hunting, when they're over fed, when astro When do
astronauts eat space, helmet, gravity, Moon, Jupiter space station? When
you're ain't breakfast?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Okay, you can't give us.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
The morning ass? When they breakfast? When they hit the brakes?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
When astronauts eat.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
Space breaks, break time, break breakfast, breakfast, dinner, lunch, when
they wake up, lunch, lunchtime, lunch.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
How much does a new chimney cost?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Break sweet smoke, it's smoke, fire, it's fire, sell hot
sale hot. How much does the chimney cost? It's on
the house. Oh my gosh. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
What do you call a boy with a dictionary in
his pocket?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
The sores.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Nerd?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I'm thrown off, geek, you said dictionary a little too slow?
What do you call the boy the dictionary in his pocket?
I did work two? What do you call him?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Smarty fans?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, he threw me off on that? Yeah, me too,
because she went hard on the first syllable. Okay, we
got too. There's a dating rule called the six six
six dating rule. It's not because the devil, but here's
what they say. Women should look for a guy who
is six foot tall, a guy who has six pack abs,
and a guy who makes at least six figures. Oh so,
(02:44):
so the six to sixty sixth rule has six foot six,
six pack abs, six figures and that's what women now
are looking for. And how is this going to work? Though?
Like the rest of the world, like most of the
world doesn't have that. Sure, but I think most people
would like to feel like they're not getting something the
most of the world would be able to get. But
(03:06):
for the guys, man find no love stupid it sucks. Yeah, yeah,
it sucks our dudes, and mean, you go first.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Okay, I don't know how realistic that is, so you
don't have to actually.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Get this, but they're saying this way you should look for.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Again, I'm saying, I don't know how realistic that is.
I mean, maybe the height in the age we are now,
maybe the maybe.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
This six figures maybe maybe, but.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Like sixs like again they like we're getting older. But
I just don't know how. I don't know. That seems
like difficult. And then how do you assess that?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Like you meet somebody and you're like, hey, real quick,
I need to see your abs because you.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Kind of tell a little bit if they have six sack.
You can well you can kind of tell if they're
in shape.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Sure, that's what I mean, Like I have to measure you.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
What if they're five to eleven, they have a four
pack and they make ninety thousand?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Is it clear? What's the five? Five?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Five? Morgan?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You think about this?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
I mean, I think if I go with this dating roll,
never gonna date anybody.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Like I've dated a lot of people and I don't
know that they've ever accomplished all three.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Well, Morgan's five foot, she's six more.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yea, so she's not, But you want to date somebody
taller because genetic reasons. What do you mean genetic Rea?
You know, I just want to say out a five
to two guy. I mean, otherwise you're gonna have five
one kid, nothing. But I'm just saying that's I mean,
I think most women would prefer a taller guy. That
may not be the only thing that they take in Stateleite,
(04:35):
but I think if you ask them, if you're to
ask Morgan, what's the perfect hype for a guy, she's
not gonna say somebody four inches taller than her, that's
five four, just because she's five foot tall.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Right, yeah, I mean they don't have to be six
foot for me. They can be like five nine or
five ten or whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
But right, you're five to six. What do you think
about when you hear all this? I mean, good luck.
I got buddies that are loaded, but they ain't got
a six pack. I got Billy, he's five to eleven.
I mean, he's like the perfectdude. He's an shof. You
can pass on him. No, no, no, I'm talking about you.
You're you're five to six, right. I'm not looking for
guys though. I know, I know you're not looking for guys,
but I'm saying, does this offend you at being five six? No?
(05:13):
Because I mean the type of girl's gonna go after
the sixty sixty six the dating point in my life
I was never interested in. So you never wanted a
girl that wanted a tall guy. I never wanted a
girl that was like that, that was into money or
it was all that stuff. But you were into girls
who were hot here. Yeah, but those girls also had
no personality. They were about as fun as a brick wall.
(05:35):
So they can get their six six six. They're gonna
sit together on a Friday night and be bored to death.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
It does seem pretty just lame to be that's what
you're looking for? Surely the other thing?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Sure, yes, and that's the start, right, but yes, the start,
they could be smart. Maybe the rest will fall loving,
create money. Yeah, but that's the six I think you
girls should really attach this for a month.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Try out, okay. I I don't think I'm going to
let us know how we could try it.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
If anybody's out there that meets this, send me a message.
Uh six foot six pack as six figures, good luck guys.
I mean I've never had six packed abs. You ever
see looking for a guy? I'm six, yes, blue eyes. Yeah,
that's fun. Yeah, yes, it's uh to us young people,
(06:31):
we know the TikTok Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. There's a
college professor he teaches American national government. He walks into
his class and says, only thirty five percent of you
will pass this test. This is a test that people
have to take in order to be an American citizen.
I've pulled the test. Ready, ready, write your answer down.
I'm gonna have you all do it. You three, but
may have you answer all of them civic tests. The
(06:56):
idea of self government is in the first three words
of the Constitute. What are these three words? I'm in Amy,
we the people? Lushbox, were the people? Eddie? We the people? Okay?
What are the stripes in the US flag mean? Men,
(07:19):
I'm in for the win in lunchbox? Thirteen colonies, Amy first,
thirteen colonies, Eddie, the thirteen original colonies.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Ok.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You guys are all like trying to differentiate slightly. But
what I wrote down, that's why I wrote down. When
I wrote down, when was the Declaration of Independence adopted?
Full date? Oh? Oh wrong? When was the Declaration of
Independence adopted full date. I gotta guess. Oh you're if
(07:51):
you write it down, dang it, dang yeah, all right,
all right, Eddie, it is July fourth, eighteen forty two.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Lunchbox, July fourth, seventeen ninety six, radiots.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I just wonder why you picked those years, Hey.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
July fourth, yea, seventeen seventy six.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I was right there.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Walk me through any one year. Did you think eighteen
forty two? Yep? Why what's the Columbus blue?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Fourteen ninety two?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I don't know, man, I just like to see it.
It's Morphia do I don't know?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
It's calculated whatever?
Speaker 8 (08:29):
Lunchbox, Well, I thought of fourteen ninety two at first,
but then I was like, well they didn't sign then
the declaration and it is then. And then for some
reason in my head was like, seventeen ninety it is,
and I didn't realize it was seventeen seventy.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I did ninety. I was twenty years off. Okay, I
am here in the lead. But we had the day, right, Yeah,
I did in July fourth, Independence Day? Yeah, what's the
Bill of rights? Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You want me to tell you what they are no. No,
what is the bill of rights? That's the question. What
is the bill of right? Well, well, it's a lot
of things, like where is it? I don't know where
it is? What is it? Like, what's the bill of rights?
I just have to ask the question, the bill of rights?
Speaker 8 (09:09):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Where is it?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
He wants to write all this down.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
I feel like I have a word?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Does much? There's not much write down? Really, what's the
bill of rights?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Have some weird word in my head?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Go with that world, I'm still writing. I got it's.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
I'm in yeah, Amy, it's a preamble.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Okayuna, those are the rights you're guaranteed as a citizen
of the United States.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
That's what it is, Eddie, I have written down. It's
a bill that tells us our rights as an American.
The answer accepted is the it's the first tenant amendments
of the Constitution, which is no, it's not the pre
am But.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Those are the rights you're guaranteed.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Is we all got it right? I'm going to give
no credit to anybody on that one. You're all the same.
I'm sure name one right guaranteed by the first Amendment.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Oh dang it?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
What the First Amendment. Name one right guaranteed by the
First Amendment. Mm hmm, I'm in and oh wait uh,
that ain't right. I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Freedom to choose, to choose whatever you want, choose your
own path, the KitKat commercial, that's all right, chose commercial, okay,
The right to choose, okay, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Free speech that second speech, the.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Right to bear amy.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
First Amendment, freedom of religion. The First Amendment guarantees are
freedom of the press, freedom of assembly, and the right
to petition the government for a redress of grievances, and
freedom of speech. Freedom to choose, no, not freedom to choose.
So Eddie and Amy are at three, lunchboxes at two.
(11:25):
This is the final question. Choose religion, you guys, why
do I have?
Speaker 5 (11:29):
I had freedom of speech being five, but that's plead
the fifth.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
How many are in the House of Representatives? Oh, of course,
how many people are in the House. I got it,
m m M, I'm in. Then I'm in for the lunchbox.
(12:00):
Undred one hundred okay.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
Because I was in my head counting how many states are,
and then I was multiplying.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You had to keep how many states are on your head.
Everything was making sure I was right. Okay, Eddie, I
have one hundred two for every state. Okay, Amy, one hundred.
You guys are thinking Senate, no where, two senators from everything.
It's four hundred and thirty five. The House of Representatives
is made up a four hundred thirty five elected officials
divided amongst the states in proportion to total population. Amy
(12:27):
and Eddie are tied. You had three questions buzzing with
your answer lunchbox. You are out, see you dude? What
is the economic system in the United States? Eddie? Eddie? Dollars?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Go ahead? Wait, hold the economic system in the United States?
And you have to answer, Oh, hold on you.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
I'm going to be like you rang in, We're.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Not I need an answer.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Dollar's the opposite of like communists, like we're we're capitalism's capitalists, capitalistic.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I give it you. It's capitalists or market economy capitalist.
I'm like, I mean, you got it just under the
buzzer there.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Well, because the only thing in my head was like,
not communist.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
So what's the dollar? The dollar is the currency currency
I was looking for.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Oh the pressure.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
We liked a U. S. Senator for how many years? Amy?
There tis senator for life. What the crap? What'd you say? Dictator?
I know senator for life?
Speaker 5 (13:36):
It seems that way sometimes.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Eddie, a US senator, liked it for how many years
you need this to tie?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Man?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Which ones are for life?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Spring Court? I just found out there are two senators
from a state. You just found out the first time
news has been broken to you. First time. You need
to answer. You need to get it to stay in
the game. Good, and let's just go a four year term?
Four years? Six?
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Why six?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
A US represented? For How many years? Am I still
in here?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
You can answer if you want it. Uh four? Two? Okay? Well, Amy,
you won the game. But I don't know if you
guys pass the test to anybody here.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Honestly, these types of questions, it depends on the day.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, it's got an interpretation. It is not interpretation. Choice
is not interpreted. No time for the news Bobby's stories.
Bartenders say there's one day of the week that brings
out the worst customers, and that day is Sunday, Sunday
because it's before Monday. Well, people that go to the
bars on Sunday, they are cut from a different cloth. O.
(14:43):
Sundays are literally the wild West restaurant service. The theory
is the Sunday crowds are more needy. They're also prone
to getting hammered and generally in a bad mood because
trying to get their little last bit of freedom before
the forty hours starts again. But I thought it was
called Sunday Funday. It probably is for everybody, but Bartender
and MS.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Don't some people go after church? Didn't they feel better?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah? I don't think this is everybody, but Bartender's like,
we hate Sundays because people come in. Yeah, they're just
trying to squeeze out that last bit of freedom for Monday.
It's really expensive from pr Newswire to rent a car
on Little Rock, Arkansas. The survey by cheapcarmnal dot com
compared the prices an average daily rate of ninety five bucks.
Rentals at the airport and Little Rock are the most
(15:24):
what in the world car rental rates and Little Rock
I've risen about twenty percent on it. I don't know.
I would look into that if as a cop, like
what's going on? Yeah, there are a lot of people
just like throwing it in reverse while driving forward, like
as there more of that happening in Little rock. It
says like, tell you do some stuff with that car
that you never do with your own. Yeah, that's crazy.
The little rock is at gen X, grandparents don't want
(15:46):
to be called grandma. They want to be called names
like gg me, me, guy, got yah yah because grandma
sounds old.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah. As the gen X approaches sixty years old, the
oldest members don't want to be called grandma and grandpa.
They are leaving the traditional labels for again those other names,
and mostly it's because they don't want to be I
feel old and so many grandparents now I feel too
young for old fashioned labels. New York Post, what you
(16:15):
call grandparents mama's grandma. I never had a grandpa. My
grandpa on her side died with my mom was eight.
My grandpa on my dad's side. I guess I knew
when I was like tiny tiny, but I know my
dad's I'm my grandpa. I don't know I have a grandpa,
so I never had a name for him. Mama, Chris,
not grandma, grandgrandmother, got mother, grand grandma, mamma, grandma and grandpa.
(16:38):
Do you have multiple sets? Had both and both were
called grandma and grandpa. Both were called Grandma and Grandpa.
A lot of people have different names for the different ones.
They can different. Yes, it's weird. Ed of you, you
can get switch one with.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Which Yeah, so that's just grandma and Grandpa's that's it, both.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Sets, Yeah, both both sick. Yeah, moregan, what about you?
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I called them Grandma and Grandpa. But my parents to
like my niece and nephew are Mime and Papa. They're
not Grandpa Grandma.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
And does the other set of grandparents have a different name.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
No, everybody for me was Grandma and Grandpa.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
That's weird and meme, But like my parents were Memo
and Pompo. And then my wife's parents are Amma and Papa. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
Yeah, my in laws are Ddie and Granddad. He just
wanted them to call them greg.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
But that's awesome, It's awesome. That's fun. Researchers at PennState
University have discovered disastrous link between dips in caloric intake.
They found that snackers consume seventy seven percent more calories
when eating chips with a dip than just chips alone,
and they eat way faster. Here's why I eat faster,
Because someone's gonna eat all the dip if I don't,
(17:46):
it's not so much about their just being dip. I
know there's a limited amount of dip in that bowl,
and if I don't go hard at it, I'm not
gonna get that much of it. So yeah, I felt
that it's like you're eating more because it tastes better.
It's just generally speaking, you like a chip with a
dip on, it's better just a.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Chip, right, And I think I was reading some of
it too, and it's like sometimes you go and you
think like, well, I need more than just this chip,
so maybe I'll dip it in hummus or like a
Greek yogurt for a little extra protein or something to it.
And you think you're making it quote unquote better for
you because you're adding different nutrients, but then you end.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Up eating way more.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I was just thinking of cheese.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
So even if you're alone ranch and it's not.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Dip, to use ranch, r ruffles and ranch all the
My wife gets a little irritated to me because I
will dip anything in anything. If it's any soup and
there's any bread nearby. It does no matter what kind
of restaurant where I I will dip the bread into
the bowl. And finish off the soup. And so everything's
a dip. In my life, everything's a dip and everything's
a napkin. Like that's pretty much how I live my
(18:43):
life at dinner. What do you mean Like everything's in
that sure? Like yeah, your clothes, yeah, back of my pants,
no stuff like underneath my thought, like you're a child,
everything's a dip and everything's a napkin. And I think, yes,
that's true, and I think it drives are crazy sometimes.
Unruly behavior on airplanes is down seventy five percent, So
we do still see some of the stories. We talk
about them. But when COVID hit like twenty twenty one,
(19:06):
the Unruly Passenger Report had six thousand incidents. Six thousand incidents. Uh,
they've dropped significantly, And it makes sense. People aren't fighting
as much over masks now. They're just getting drunk. Man,
You like the good old days, people just getting drunk
and fight on airplanes. Women open up their wallets for
hot guys. A recent study found that women are more
(19:27):
likely to give money to attractive men. Researchers found the
guys with an attractive face and an attractive voice are
able to influence women to be more generous to them.
It seems good looks ends up signaling good genes or
higher social status, which also seems to trigger the interest
of women to treat those guys more favorably. From sipost,
there you go. No, I did see him set up taller.
(19:49):
I know he's gonna jumpen me.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
You do, I mean, I mean now that I'm married,
But for you know, women would oh, I mean buy
you a drink?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
You know what I mean, let me let me say,
let me buy you that's right, not ha been? And
you really feel like you And because I think you're
a fine looking guy. I think we have guys on
this show that I don't find. Nobody here is going
to set any modeling records for like most model sessions
of books. Okay, they're all fine looking, that's fair. Can
(20:17):
you believe you are far more significant on that scale
than a fine looking guy? I mean, I'm a ten,
so whatever that is. That's like, you think you're better
looking than Ryan Reynolds. Not sure.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
Some people like Ryan Reynolds more, some people like me more.
And you're not sure because I have no idea if
he's good looking or not.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
You can't tell, you know, I know You've said this before,
but you can't tell a really good looking guy from
a media like if I stood next to Ryan Reynolds,
no idea and we both took our shirts off, no idea.
You just don't want to be known as somebody who
can tell how good looking a guy is. I don't know.
I can tell difference. I mean I have, but you've
done that. I for a good looking dude.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Somehow.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
You can tell the difference in women, yeah, I mean
I can spot that.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
So you just don't want to be noticed of someone
who's attracted to guys and you think that is associated
with being able to tell the difference if a guy's better.
I'm not attracted guys, and I don't know why. All right,
that's the news. Thank you. There you go. Bobby's a
passenger on an American Airlines flight, isssuing American Airlines claiming
(21:23):
that a lot of her body was burned when a
scalding pot of coffee fell off a serving cart and
into her lap during turbulence. Now that sucks. Yeah. Gina Mason,
sixty eight was flying home from Baltimore to Detroit February
eleventh when the captain came over and said Hey, everybody
take your seats due to bumpy air. The suit said
the flight attendant from the middle of distributing beverages. Turbulence
(21:45):
then began. One of them parked their cart next to Mason,
who buckled up and see twenty nine to A and
then they went to sit sit down. During the turbulence,
the beverage cart was shaking, which resulted in the hot
coffee pot. Wow, I'm surprised they would leave that there,
and maybe they just forgot because I can't imagine that's
the protocol. The hot coffee pot that was left on
(22:06):
top of the cart fell into Mason's lap, causing her
to sustain first and second degree burns over her legs,
thighs in genital area. This is from Yahoo News. Do
you when this happens. I think I would get off
and to just take a batch of pictures of your
genitals just to have them document for proof.
Speaker 9 (22:22):
That's a good other way to say it. Yeah, I'd
do it before I got off, so I know it's
right there. So there's well, you know, you probably don't
do it right there because you could be good get
in trouble for the airplane bathroom, because that way there's
evidence on the plane, and I'm not sure about what
the evidence is in this. But let's say there are
no pictures and there's no proof, there's only this. Can
she win the case?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Then give it?
Speaker 5 (22:45):
On an airplane? You gotta have witnesses, But I.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Mean, how do you prove it? That's by the way,
I'm gonna just assume it did happen like this. That's awful.
I'm surprised. I'm surprised that anyone would think just okay,
go sit down, because I would say. Flight attendants aren't
paid for what they do on the flight. What do
you mean the flight attendants are paid for what they
should do in case something really bad happens. Oh, they're
not paid for servant all that they are. But that's
(23:09):
not why they make a good living. They make a
good living for all the training they have to do.
They have to do a ton of training for a
s hits, the fan, planes crashing things like. They are
extremely knowledgeable and how to survive crap in crisis, how
to manage people, like what they're doing now, they're just
making su everybody' comfortable, killing a little bit of time.
(23:30):
But what they can do if needed significant That's why
I'm so surprised that they left that hot boiling thing
up there. So a first and second degree burn? How
bad is that? And is a fourth degree burn? Worse?
Way do we go in direction? I think so is
really good? The first degree murder is the worst. But
we need to settle on a system here, because first
(23:53):
degree murder is the worst degree murder. The first degree
burn is the weakest burn. Yeah, I'm confused though the
case out.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I feel like it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
No it doesn't. No, we should have it. It should
go up or down. First degree should either be the
worst in all things.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
The first degree is the closer you were to the
situation of the murder.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
That you did it right. Yeah, degree burns should be
like that burns you're ding off. That's the worst burn.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Burn goes up?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Okay, So okay, normal first degree is only the surface
of the epidermis is affected. Not that bad. Second degree
a little deeper and there's a little blistering. Okay, see
what was she going to suit like? This is a
little burn. She got a little blister. She gotta blister. Okay,
but that'll go away, pictures. It's not being pervy, No,
(24:48):
but that's the whole.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
That's the whole thing is painful.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Third degree burns involve all the layers of skin. Fourth
degree burns extended the muscle on the bone. But a
fourth degree murders like it gives you slaps.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Because you're separated from.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
That's not how they can't be up, but that can't
be when you can put them the same. Here's the
things we need to fix. Second, if I'm voting president,
that's what I'm gonna fix. I'm changing first degrade all
first degree is the worst because, like first place, that's
the most significant. First degree murder, you absolutely murder them.
First degree burn you burn your being off. This is
the first thing you're gonna fix. It's like eighth there's
(25:22):
that one second thing I'm gonna do. I'm changing all
the ages to we have a standard age of when
you're an adult twenty five, you're eighteen or we could
you know what you guys our vote on the age.
That's okay, but you're an adult. Let's just say eighteen
for the sake of it. You're an adult at eighteen.
You can obviously join the military, you can vote, you
can drink a beer. You can also rent a car.
(25:43):
We have an absolute cut off of an adult age.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
But now we know our brains aren't fully developed till
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I'm not sure mine's fully developed now because I'm thinking
of the stupidest stuff to do when I'm president. Right,
So that's a tough one for her. That that sucks.
No one's saying it didn't happen.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Okay, it's just that what does what should she actually get?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Moment first and second degree, which is not too dour,
genitals in there, and then you're like, oh god, there's
a blister. That's tough. Okay, So Lunchbox is gonna have
to drink this world's strongest beer. And if you wonder
why you Lunchbox, this is what Eddie has decided as
far as your punishment that he was supposed to pick
(26:26):
because we thought this first one was stupid. You don't
drink the whole thing. You thought him wearing a speedout
for a whole week. I thought that was I thought
we lost that bet because we'd have to see it. Yeah, yeah, right.
So eighty eight Brewery dot com. That's the website. It
is the world's Strongest beer, and Lunchbox you can still
say whatever you want to say, quietless staring at it. So,
isn't this the hottest beer? Yes? Oh, but that's been
so strong. It's hot, that's what it feels like. It
(26:48):
is not hot for the sake of being hot. Oh
so it's seventy five percent alcohol by volume. The average
beer is five percent. Oh my goodness, I won't be
able to drive home. Guys, you only have to take
two big drinks. That's drunk. I'll take you home. I'll
give you right. It costs sixty dollars a beer. And again,
(27:11):
it tastes like alcohol would taste for. It tastes hot,
but it's not made as like a pocky chip or
whatever they're called. No, alcohol doesn't taste hot. Yeah, yeah
it does. I mean straight alcohol. I know when I
put on a cut it burns. Uh huh. Or you
ever take like a sweet not you bones, but you're
take a swig of whiskey. You go, ah, that burns?
You may know. I to do a truck with bottle opener.
(27:33):
You need a bottle open? Yeah, you have one to
the bottom of your shoe. Can do with my keys. Okay,
see if you can open that when parties So eighty
eight Brewery Dot com I don't really understand why we're
doing this. Well, because you got in trouble. In trouble
use evidence, You're who does this for everybody? Wondering multiple times.
The rule is if guests come in lunchbocks has to
(27:55):
wear pants. I feel like that's not a big rule
to have to follow. Like the easiest one, Oh.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
We got it was wow, smell it.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I hate smell alcohol, even beer like Kellen. Oh no,
it's not bad. It just smells like beer. It probably
doesn't smell beer if it's seventy I swear to God,
smell it. Amy, I'm already getting drunk off the fumes.
The instagram is b E I T H I R
fire bite their fire fire. Guys, does that smell hot?
(28:29):
I mean it smells like she says, it smells hot beer?
Can I smell it? Warning? This beer? The warning is
because it's seventy five percent alcohol by volume. Now you
can also choose not to do it all smell it?
But then what it doesn't smell the hot? Does it?
It smells like it burn my nose hairs. No, it
(28:49):
sells like a rig of the beer. Okay, it's not hot.
Do you want to pay you want to pay the
piper by taking two drinks of it? Well, why, oh
my gosh, why do we keep doing this? Because you
you didn't wear pants multiple times when artists were up here,
and that's the rule. And for some reason Eddie got
to pick the punishment. I don't rember why. Maybe he
told on him to him and then he picked a punishment.
(29:10):
It was you and Espiedo for a week, and we
didn't want to be punished, so he said, what's the
next one? And he said this, Do you want to
take two drinks of it? Or not? If it's against
your religion or somebody can't make it.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
You love to drink, yeah, I mean it's kind of
gives my religion to drink all day today?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
What's to day? Are you gonna drink in Vegas?
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yeah, okay, absolutely. It makes sure you haven't like given up. No, No,
I'm not celibate. No, that's not really the term sober. Yeah,
you don't have sex? Do you want to take a
drink or no? Oh? Man, I don't know. It smells
like a beer. Stop acting like it smells fire on it, dude,
(29:52):
Like I am, I am so nervous. It's gonna be
the hottest day. Take a little sippy, then, is my one? No,
do you take a sippy to test it? Is this pete?
You saw us open the bottle. We would never make
you drink somebody's pea. Not I'm not on a show. Like,
all right, go ahead, because you guys are looking at
(30:14):
me like we're not. We just literally opened the bottle.
I'm nervous. Take a drink, man, take a little sippy,
little sippy, sippy man? Why am I? We did nothing
to it? I promise there's no joke about what's in there.
I've told you exactly what's in there. All right, here
we go, he goes. He's tipping the bottle up. Get
a little bit in your tongue. He's tipping it up
a little more. He's taking a sippy little bit. Oh this,
(30:38):
his eyes got real big.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
I know this feeling and I might vomit to.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh it's oh my god. What does it taste like?
I don't know, rubbing alcohol? That's bad? So it's strong?
So do you mean it's bad? Asn't like it's hot
like one of those chips or it's just like whoa
strong alcohol? Yeah, I'm a cloudy. There's no joke. He's like,
(31:08):
maybe like a shot. Yeah. Oh oh, so it doesn't
taste good. Yeah, I don't think that one's everything.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
I don't think that's what it's made for. It says,
do not exceed thirty five MILLI leaders in one sitting?
How many I think I just have like seven hundred
MILLI leaders?
Speaker 2 (31:26):
You like licked it? How many milli laires in this
bad board? Hey? Ray, do you want to test taste it? Yeah? Rocket,
Oh okay, let's box's doing his drinks here. Boom, oh,
that's acceptable. He's he's done. Now he doesn't take a drink.
Now he's backing away from the table. What do you
mean he's done? I'll accept those drinks. He's done enough.
It was a big drink. He take a drink? Kind
(31:46):
of do you want to taste it? Take a drink?
You're not gonna, okayed, he's tipping it out. Oh my gosh,
you fairly? Whoa dude. It just touches your tongue and
it comes to your nose. He took a whole drink
he took that's that's no beer. That is rubbing alcohol. Right,
come on, you take it on in here, my lunchbox
(32:09):
should take a whole like. So, this is a beer
is so strong. It reportedly tastes so much that your
raise your mic on yolo, Okay, give it up. Smells
like a normal beer. No, it's not good theater, Go ahead, right,
it smells like an they're doing a bit right. You
(32:33):
nail it. Here we go. Oh, he did a real drink.
You're in it. You're an a real drink. Oh my god,
you're oh man. Yeah, you can't taste it, I mean
because it just it burns your throat and it turns
(32:54):
into vapor as soon as it hits your tongue. It
feels good though when it goes down. No it doesn't.
You can tell about the paint voice. No, it feels
damn good when it goes down. Okay, he wants more.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Are drunk?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
We're good?
Speaker 8 (33:14):
We're good?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, I not not good. Hey, at least we didn't
get a namy.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Hey, mine is way different.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Somebody helping? What is she screamed? Somebody? Somebody help? And
think it goes much help for man. So it's called
Scottish ter Fire, the world's strongest beer. The beer is
so strong it reportedly makes your tongue numb. Yeah, that's
strong your tongue. Yeah, the temple were touched. It's still numb.
(33:51):
Lunchbox paid office dad. We're good on that. You two
guys jumped in a little bit. You want not to drink, No,
I'm good right. You want to drink it tastes spoiled.
I'm not really into the flavor at all. So much chocohol. No.
I think it was too warm and now it's skunky,
and then we got it cold. So does Ray have
a problem that since he liked the way it kit
went down and I didn't love the taste, I said,
I enjoyed the burn once it went down your throat,
(34:13):
but yes, my throat is still burning. Was still burned.
We'll put this up on on social Bobby Bone show
up today.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
This story comes us from New York nine one one
got a call about a burglary in progress. They show
up and they see a man. He runs, runs, They
lose him, and he climbs this big like water tower
and he's just hanging on and hanging on.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
And he's like, man, I can get down. I'm scared.
So he has to call and say I need help.
I need help. So they didn't chase him. Up, but
he actually hid.
Speaker 8 (34:43):
He actually hid.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Then he got scared once he got out there.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
Yeah, and they had to get the police department, and
they had to put ropes and he had to repel
down with the police officer.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Oh yeah, you know they caught a snicker and at
him all the way down. You are such a loser.
All right, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
I mean, how many of these fan clubs can you name?
I'll give you the fan club, You give me the artist,
No Shoes Nation, can you Chestney good the Church, the
Church Choir, Eric Church, Little Monsters.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Lady Gaga Good John.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Wow, that's good Smilers. I wouldn't have gotten this, but
in context now I understand Smilers. Smilers.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Oh is it half of Dan and Shay Smires Miler
Smile and Smires Smilers.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Miley, Smiley, Miley Cyrus. Yeah. The nuthouse, the.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Nut, Oh Mark Chestnut, Luke Bryant, Oh Mark, Oh, because
his dad was a peanut farmer or something like that.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
He grew up on a peanut for home Team Thomas
Rhett Great Bootleggers.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Boot Bootleggers. I feel like I know this one, but
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Toby Keith, Luke Combs, that's right, Cheerios who Cheerio's Ed Scharan. Yeah,
I didn't know that, But did you know that context?
The eyelashes, Billie Eilish, the job. I didn't know that either,
A good job context, the Lambs ceedee Lamb, I mean
(36:33):
that's a good it's funny. Mariah Carey, why but why
Mariah Carey? The uh the name comes from Mariah Carey's
use of the word lamb is a term of endearment.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Oh, like, oh your little lamb.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
The fanolos, oh, Barry Manilo, the stable.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
The stable, the stable, mm hmmm, the staple of courses.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
I don't know, christ.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Laney Wilson, Huh, it's a newer one. The Believers, Justin Bieber,
Katie Kats, Katy Berry, Arienators, Arienators. How would you say that?
Speaker 5 (37:24):
I don't know if she's Ariana.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, I don't know. Good job, but you can also
tell like the bootleggers, Amy didn't know. Yeah, like Luke,
they could probably use a little more marketing in that.
And then the stable I think is so new. Yeah
for Laney, Yeah, that's that's just take time. Good job,
though I give I give you a B minus on that.
That's on a roll. Still he gets still live in
(37:47):
the Honors Dorm. Hey, we're done. Thank you guys, by everybody.
Bobby Bones his own The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written,
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I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
(38:10):
you for listening to the podcast.
Wake up, Wake up in the mall, and it's on
the radio and the Dodgers time ready lunchbox, mor get
two Steve Bread how it's trying to put you through fog.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
He's running this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
So you know what this?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
This the Bobby ball.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Let's figure them out, boys, Amy's investigative Cornys, can we
figure out the morning Corny's six? Is the record? In
ninety seconds ago? Here we go the morning Corny?
Speaker 5 (00:42):
When do astronauts eat space?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Time? When they have space? When they float space? Gravity?
Speaker 6 (00:49):
When do astronauts eat dinner, dinner, lost off, supper, rocket, hocket, fuel, stomach, hungry,
hung there when they when they're.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Over hunting, when they're over fed, when astro When do
astronauts eat space, helmet, gravity, Moon, Jupiter space station? When
you're ain't breakfast?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Okay, you can't give us.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
The morning ass? When they breakfast? When they hit the brakes?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
When astronauts eat.
Speaker 7 (01:27):
Space breaks, break time, break breakfast, breakfast, dinner, lunch, when
they wake up, lunch, lunchtime, lunch.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
How much does a new chimney cost?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Break sweet smoke, it's smoke, fire, it's fire, sell hot
sale hot. How much does the chimney cost? It's on
the house. Oh my gosh. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
What do you call a boy with a dictionary in
his pocket?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
The sores.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Nerd?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I'm thrown off, geek, you said dictionary a little too slow?
What do you call the boy the dictionary in his pocket?
I did work two? What do you call him?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Smarty fans?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, he threw me off on that? Yeah, me too,
because she went hard on the first syllable. Okay, we
got too. There's a dating rule called the six six
six dating rule. It's not because the devil, but here's
what they say. Women should look for a guy who
is six foot tall, a guy who has six pack abs,
and a guy who makes at least six figures. Oh so,
(02:44):
so the six to sixty sixth rule has six foot six,
six pack abs, six figures and that's what women now
are looking for. And how is this going to work? Though?
Like the rest of the world, like most of the
world doesn't have that. Sure, but I think most people
would like to feel like they're not getting something the
most of the world would be able to get. But
(03:06):
for the guys, man find no love stupid it sucks. Yeah, yeah,
it sucks our dudes, and mean, you go first.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Okay, I don't know how realistic that is, so you
don't have to actually.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Get this, but they're saying this way you should look for.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Again, I'm saying, I don't know how realistic that is.
I mean, maybe the height in the age we are now,
maybe the maybe.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
This six figures maybe maybe, but.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Like sixs like again they like we're getting older. But
I just don't know how. I don't know. That seems
like difficult. And then how do you assess that?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Like you meet somebody and you're like, hey, real quick,
I need to see your abs because you.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Kind of tell a little bit if they have six sack.
You can well you can kind of tell if they're
in shape.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Sure, that's what I mean, Like I have to measure you.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
What if they're five to eleven, they have a four
pack and they make ninety thousand?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Is it clear? What's the five? Five?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Five? Morgan?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You think about this?
Speaker 5 (04:05):
I mean, I think if I go with this dating roll,
never gonna date anybody.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Like I've dated a lot of people and I don't
know that they've ever accomplished all three.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Well, Morgan's five foot, she's six more.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yea, so she's not, But you want to date somebody
taller because genetic reasons. What do you mean genetic Rea?
You know, I just want to say out a five
to two guy. I mean, otherwise you're gonna have five
one kid, nothing. But I'm just saying that's I mean,
I think most women would prefer a taller guy. That
may not be the only thing that they take in Stateleite,
(04:35):
but I think if you ask them, if you're to
ask Morgan, what's the perfect hype for a guy, she's
not gonna say somebody four inches taller than her, that's
five four, just because she's five foot tall.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Right, yeah, I mean they don't have to be six
foot for me. They can be like five nine or
five ten or whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
But right, you're five to six. What do you think
about when you hear all this? I mean, good luck.
I got buddies that are loaded, but they ain't got
a six pack. I got Billy, he's five to eleven.
I mean, he's like the perfectdude. He's an shof. You
can pass on him. No, no, no, I'm talking about you.
You're you're five to six, right. I'm not looking for
guys though. I know, I know you're not looking for guys,
but I'm saying, does this offend you at being five six? No?
(05:13):
Because I mean the type of girl's gonna go after
the sixty sixty six the dating point in my life
I was never interested in. So you never wanted a
girl that wanted a tall guy. I never wanted a
girl that was like that, that was into money or
it was all that stuff. But you were into girls
who were hot here. Yeah, but those girls also had
no personality. They were about as fun as a brick wall.
(05:35):
So they can get their six six six. They're gonna
sit together on a Friday night and be bored to death.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
It does seem pretty just lame to be that's what
you're looking for? Surely the other thing?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Sure, yes, and that's the start, right, but yes, the start,
they could be smart. Maybe the rest will fall loving,
create money. Yeah, but that's the six I think you
girls should really attach this for a month.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Try out, okay. I I don't think I'm going to
let us know how we could try it.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
If anybody's out there that meets this, send me a message.
Uh six foot six pack as six figures, good luck guys.
I mean I've never had six packed abs. You ever
see looking for a guy? I'm six, yes, blue eyes. Yeah,
that's fun. Yeah, yes, it's uh to us young people,
(06:31):
we know the TikTok Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. There's a
college professor he teaches American national government. He walks into
his class and says, only thirty five percent of you
will pass this test. This is a test that people
have to take in order to be an American citizen.
I've pulled the test. Ready, ready, write your answer down.
I'm gonna have you all do it. You three, but
may have you answer all of them civic tests. The
(06:56):
idea of self government is in the first three words
of the Constitute. What are these three words? I'm in Amy,
we the people? Lushbox, were the people? Eddie? We the people? Okay?
What are the stripes in the US flag mean? Men,
(07:19):
I'm in for the win in lunchbox? Thirteen colonies, Amy first,
thirteen colonies, Eddie, the thirteen original colonies.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Ok.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
You guys are all like trying to differentiate slightly. But
what I wrote down, that's why I wrote down. When
I wrote down, when was the Declaration of Independence adopted?
Full date? Oh? Oh wrong? When was the Declaration of
Independence adopted full date. I gotta guess. Oh you're if
(07:51):
you write it down, dang it, dang yeah, all right,
all right, Eddie, it is July fourth, eighteen forty two.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Lunchbox, July fourth, seventeen ninety six, radiots.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I just wonder why you picked those years, Hey.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
July fourth, yea, seventeen seventy six.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I was right there.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Walk me through any one year. Did you think eighteen
forty two? Yep? Why what's the Columbus blue?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Fourteen ninety two?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I don't know, man, I just like to see it.
It's Morphia do I don't know?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
It's calculated whatever?
Speaker 8 (08:29):
Lunchbox, Well, I thought of fourteen ninety two at first,
but then I was like, well they didn't sign then
the declaration and it is then. And then for some
reason in my head was like, seventeen ninety it is,
and I didn't realize it was seventeen seventy.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I did ninety. I was twenty years off. Okay, I
am here in the lead. But we had the day, right, Yeah,
I did in July fourth, Independence Day? Yeah, what's the
Bill of rights? Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You want me to tell you what they are no. No,
what is the bill of rights? That's the question. What
is the bill of right? Well, well, it's a lot
of things, like where is it? I don't know where
it is? What is it? Like, what's the bill of rights?
I just have to ask the question, the bill of rights?
Speaker 8 (09:09):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Where is it?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
He wants to write all this down.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
I feel like I have a word?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Does much? There's not much write down? Really, what's the
bill of rights?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Have some weird word in my head?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Go with that world, I'm still writing. I got it's.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
I'm in yeah, Amy, it's a preamble.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Okayuna, those are the rights you're guaranteed as a citizen
of the United States.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
That's what it is, Eddie, I have written down. It's
a bill that tells us our rights as an American.
The answer accepted is the it's the first tenant amendments
of the Constitution, which is no, it's not the pre
am But.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Those are the rights you're guaranteed.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Is we all got it right? I'm going to give
no credit to anybody on that one. You're all the same.
I'm sure name one right guaranteed by the first Amendment.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Oh dang it?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
What the First Amendment. Name one right guaranteed by the
First Amendment. Mm hmm, I'm in and oh wait uh,
that ain't right. I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Freedom to choose, to choose whatever you want, choose your
own path, the KitKat commercial, that's all right, chose commercial, okay,
The right to choose, okay, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Free speech that second speech, the.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Right to bear amy.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
First Amendment, freedom of religion. The First Amendment guarantees are
freedom of the press, freedom of assembly, and the right
to petition the government for a redress of grievances, and
freedom of speech. Freedom to choose, no, not freedom to choose.
So Eddie and Amy are at three, lunchboxes at two.
(11:25):
This is the final question. Choose religion, you guys, why
do I have?
Speaker 5 (11:29):
I had freedom of speech being five, but that's plead
the fifth.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
How many are in the House of Representatives? Oh, of course,
how many people are in the House. I got it,
m m M, I'm in. Then I'm in for the lunchbox.
(12:00):
Undred one hundred okay.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
Because I was in my head counting how many states are,
and then I was multiplying.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You had to keep how many states are on your head.
Everything was making sure I was right. Okay, Eddie, I
have one hundred two for every state. Okay, Amy, one hundred.
You guys are thinking Senate, no where, two senators from everything.
It's four hundred and thirty five. The House of Representatives
is made up a four hundred thirty five elected officials
divided amongst the states in proportion to total population. Amy
(12:27):
and Eddie are tied. You had three questions buzzing with
your answer lunchbox. You are out, see you dude? What
is the economic system in the United States? Eddie? Eddie? Dollars?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Go ahead? Wait, hold the economic system in the United States?
And you have to answer, Oh, hold on you.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
I'm going to be like you rang in, We're.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Not I need an answer.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Dollar's the opposite of like communists, like we're we're capitalism's capitalists, capitalistic.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I give it you. It's capitalists or market economy capitalist.
I'm like, I mean, you got it just under the
buzzer there.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
Well, because the only thing in my head was like,
not communist.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
So what's the dollar? The dollar is the currency currency
I was looking for.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Oh the pressure.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
We liked a U. S. Senator for how many years? Amy?
There tis senator for life. What the crap? What'd you say? Dictator?
I know senator for life?
Speaker 5 (13:36):
It seems that way sometimes.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Eddie, a US senator, liked it for how many years
you need this to tie?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Man?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Which ones are for life?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Spring Court? I just found out there are two senators
from a state. You just found out the first time
news has been broken to you. First time. You need
to answer. You need to get it to stay in
the game. Good, and let's just go a four year term?
Four years? Six?
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Why six?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
A US represented? For How many years? Am I still
in here?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
You can answer if you want it. Uh four? Two? Okay? Well, Amy,
you won the game. But I don't know if you
guys pass the test to anybody here.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Honestly, these types of questions, it depends on the day.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, it's got an interpretation. It is not interpretation. Choice
is not interpreted. No time for the news Bobby's stories.
Bartenders say there's one day of the week that brings
out the worst customers, and that day is Sunday, Sunday
because it's before Monday. Well, people that go to the
bars on Sunday, they are cut from a different cloth. O.
(14:43):
Sundays are literally the wild West restaurant service. The theory
is the Sunday crowds are more needy. They're also prone
to getting hammered and generally in a bad mood because
trying to get their little last bit of freedom before
the forty hours starts again. But I thought it was
called Sunday Funday. It probably is for everybody, but Bartender
and MS.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Don't some people go after church? Didn't they feel better?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah? I don't think this is everybody, but Bartender's like,
we hate Sundays because people come in. Yeah, they're just
trying to squeeze out that last bit of freedom for Monday.
It's really expensive from pr Newswire to rent a car
on Little Rock, Arkansas. The survey by cheapcarmnal dot com
compared the prices an average daily rate of ninety five bucks.
Rentals at the airport and Little Rock are the most
(15:24):
what in the world car rental rates and Little Rock
I've risen about twenty percent on it. I don't know.
I would look into that if as a cop, like
what's going on? Yeah, there are a lot of people
just like throwing it in reverse while driving forward, like
as there more of that happening in Little rock. It
says like, tell you do some stuff with that car
that you never do with your own. Yeah, that's crazy.
The little rock is at gen X, grandparents don't want
(15:46):
to be called grandma. They want to be called names
like gg me, me, guy, got yah yah because grandma
sounds old.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah. As the gen X approaches sixty years old, the
oldest members don't want to be called grandma and grandpa.
They are leaving the traditional labels for again those other names,
and mostly it's because they don't want to be I
feel old and so many grandparents now I feel too
young for old fashioned labels. New York Post, what you
(16:15):
call grandparents mama's grandma. I never had a grandpa. My
grandpa on her side died with my mom was eight.
My grandpa on my dad's side. I guess I knew
when I was like tiny tiny, but I know my
dad's I'm my grandpa. I don't know I have a grandpa,
so I never had a name for him. Mama, Chris,
not grandma, grandgrandmother, got mother, grand grandma, mamma, grandma and grandpa.
(16:38):
Do you have multiple sets? Had both and both were
called grandma and grandpa. Both were called Grandma and Grandpa.
A lot of people have different names for the different ones.
They can different. Yes, it's weird. Ed of you, you
can get switch one with.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Which Yeah, so that's just grandma and Grandpa's that's it, both.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Sets, Yeah, both both sick. Yeah, moregan, what about you?
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I called them Grandma and Grandpa. But my parents to
like my niece and nephew are Mime and Papa. They're
not Grandpa Grandma.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
And does the other set of grandparents have a different name.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
No, everybody for me was Grandma and Grandpa.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
That's weird and meme, But like my parents were Memo
and Pompo. And then my wife's parents are Amma and Papa. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
Yeah, my in laws are Ddie and Granddad. He just
wanted them to call them greg.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
But that's awesome, It's awesome. That's fun. Researchers at PennState
University have discovered disastrous link between dips in caloric intake.
They found that snackers consume seventy seven percent more calories
when eating chips with a dip than just chips alone,
and they eat way faster. Here's why I eat faster,
Because someone's gonna eat all the dip if I don't,
(17:46):
it's not so much about their just being dip. I
know there's a limited amount of dip in that bowl,
and if I don't go hard at it, I'm not
gonna get that much of it. So yeah, I felt
that it's like you're eating more because it tastes better.
It's just generally speaking, you like a chip with a
dip on, it's better just a.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Chip, right, And I think I was reading some of
it too, and it's like sometimes you go and you
think like, well, I need more than just this chip,
so maybe I'll dip it in hummus or like a
Greek yogurt for a little extra protein or something to it.
And you think you're making it quote unquote better for
you because you're adding different nutrients, but then you end.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Up eating way more.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I was just thinking of cheese.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
So even if you're alone ranch and it's not.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Dip, to use ranch, r ruffles and ranch all the
My wife gets a little irritated to me because I
will dip anything in anything. If it's any soup and
there's any bread nearby. It does no matter what kind
of restaurant where I I will dip the bread into
the bowl. And finish off the soup. And so everything's
a dip. In my life, everything's a dip and everything's
a napkin. Like that's pretty much how I live my
(18:43):
life at dinner. What do you mean Like everything's in
that sure? Like yeah, your clothes, yeah, back of my pants,
no stuff like underneath my thought, like you're a child,
everything's a dip and everything's a napkin. And I think, yes,
that's true, and I think it drives are crazy sometimes.
Unruly behavior on airplanes is down seventy five percent, So
we do still see some of the stories. We talk
about them. But when COVID hit like twenty twenty one,
(19:06):
the Unruly Passenger Report had six thousand incidents. Six thousand incidents. Uh,
they've dropped significantly, And it makes sense. People aren't fighting
as much over masks now. They're just getting drunk. Man,
You like the good old days, people just getting drunk
and fight on airplanes. Women open up their wallets for
hot guys. A recent study found that women are more
(19:27):
likely to give money to attractive men. Researchers found the
guys with an attractive face and an attractive voice are
able to influence women to be more generous to them.
It seems good looks ends up signaling good genes or
higher social status, which also seems to trigger the interest
of women to treat those guys more favorably. From sipost,
there you go. No, I did see him set up taller.
(19:49):
I know he's gonna jumpen me.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
You do, I mean, I mean now that I'm married,
But for you know, women would oh, I mean buy
you a drink?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
You know what I mean, let me let me say,
let me buy you that's right, not ha been? And
you really feel like you And because I think you're
a fine looking guy. I think we have guys on
this show that I don't find. Nobody here is going
to set any modeling records for like most model sessions
of books. Okay, they're all fine looking, that's fair. Can
(20:17):
you believe you are far more significant on that scale
than a fine looking guy? I mean, I'm a ten,
so whatever that is. That's like, you think you're better
looking than Ryan Reynolds. Not sure.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
Some people like Ryan Reynolds more, some people like me more.
And you're not sure because I have no idea if
he's good looking or not.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
You can't tell, you know, I know You've said this before,
but you can't tell a really good looking guy from
a media like if I stood next to Ryan Reynolds,
no idea and we both took our shirts off, no idea.
You just don't want to be known as somebody who
can tell how good looking a guy is. I don't know.
I can tell difference. I mean I have, but you've
done that. I for a good looking dude.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Somehow.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
You can tell the difference in women, yeah, I mean
I can spot that.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
So you just don't want to be noticed of someone
who's attracted to guys and you think that is associated
with being able to tell the difference if a guy's better.
I'm not attracted guys, and I don't know why. All right,
that's the news. Thank you. There you go. Bobby's a
passenger on an American Airlines flight, isssuing American Airlines claiming
(21:23):
that a lot of her body was burned when a
scalding pot of coffee fell off a serving cart and
into her lap during turbulence. Now that sucks. Yeah. Gina Mason,
sixty eight was flying home from Baltimore to Detroit February
eleventh when the captain came over and said Hey, everybody
take your seats due to bumpy air. The suit said
the flight attendant from the middle of distributing beverages. Turbulence
(21:45):
then began. One of them parked their cart next to Mason,
who buckled up and see twenty nine to A and
then they went to sit sit down. During the turbulence,
the beverage cart was shaking, which resulted in the hot
coffee pot. Wow, I'm surprised they would leave that there,
and maybe they just forgot because I can't imagine that's
the protocol. The hot coffee pot that was left on
(22:06):
top of the cart fell into Mason's lap, causing her
to sustain first and second degree burns over her legs,
thighs in genital area. This is from Yahoo News. Do
you when this happens. I think I would get off
and to just take a batch of pictures of your
genitals just to have them document for proof.
Speaker 9 (22:22):
That's a good other way to say it. Yeah, I'd
do it before I got off, so I know it's
right there. So there's well, you know, you probably don't
do it right there because you could be good get
in trouble for the airplane bathroom, because that way there's
evidence on the plane, and I'm not sure about what
the evidence is in this. But let's say there are
no pictures and there's no proof, there's only this. Can
she win the case?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Then give it?
Speaker 5 (22:45):
On an airplane? You gotta have witnesses, But I.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Mean, how do you prove it? That's by the way,
I'm gonna just assume it did happen like this. That's awful.
I'm surprised. I'm surprised that anyone would think just okay,
go sit down, because I would say. Flight attendants aren't
paid for what they do on the flight. What do
you mean the flight attendants are paid for what they
should do in case something really bad happens. Oh, they're
not paid for servant all that they are. But that's
(23:09):
not why they make a good living. They make a
good living for all the training they have to do.
They have to do a ton of training for a
s hits, the fan, planes crashing things like. They are
extremely knowledgeable and how to survive crap in crisis, how
to manage people, like what they're doing now, they're just
making su everybody' comfortable, killing a little bit of time.
(23:30):
But what they can do if needed significant That's why
I'm so surprised that they left that hot boiling thing
up there. So a first and second degree burn? How
bad is that? And is a fourth degree burn? Worse?
Way do we go in direction? I think so is
really good? The first degree murder is the worst. But
we need to settle on a system here, because first
(23:53):
degree murder is the worst degree murder. The first degree
burn is the weakest burn. Yeah, I'm confused though the
case out.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I feel like it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
No it doesn't. No, we should have it. It should
go up or down. First degree should either be the
worst in all things.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
The first degree is the closer you were to the
situation of the murder.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
That you did it right. Yeah, degree burns should be
like that burns you're ding off. That's the worst burn.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Burn goes up?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Okay, So okay, normal first degree is only the surface
of the epidermis is affected. Not that bad. Second degree
a little deeper and there's a little blistering. Okay, see
what was she going to suit like? This is a
little burn. She got a little blister. She gotta blister. Okay,
but that'll go away, pictures. It's not being pervy, No,
(24:48):
but that's the whole.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
That's the whole thing is painful.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Third degree burns involve all the layers of skin. Fourth
degree burns extended the muscle on the bone. But a
fourth degree murders like it gives you slaps.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Because you're separated from.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
That's not how they can't be up, but that can't
be when you can put them the same. Here's the
things we need to fix. Second, if I'm voting president,
that's what I'm gonna fix. I'm changing first degrade all
first degree is the worst because, like first place, that's
the most significant. First degree murder, you absolutely murder them.
First degree burn you burn your being off. This is
the first thing you're gonna fix. It's like eighth there's
(25:22):
that one second thing I'm gonna do. I'm changing all
the ages to we have a standard age of when
you're an adult twenty five, you're eighteen or we could
you know what you guys our vote on the age.
That's okay, but you're an adult. Let's just say eighteen
for the sake of it. You're an adult at eighteen.
You can obviously join the military, you can vote, you
can drink a beer. You can also rent a car.
(25:43):
We have an absolute cut off of an adult age.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
But now we know our brains aren't fully developed till
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I'm not sure mine's fully developed now because I'm thinking
of the stupidest stuff to do when I'm president. Right,
So that's a tough one for her. That that sucks.
No one's saying it didn't happen.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Okay, it's just that what does what should she actually get?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Moment first and second degree, which is not too dour,
genitals in there, and then you're like, oh god, there's
a blister. That's tough. Okay, So Lunchbox is gonna have
to drink this world's strongest beer. And if you wonder
why you Lunchbox, this is what Eddie has decided as
far as your punishment that he was supposed to pick
(26:26):
because we thought this first one was stupid. You don't
drink the whole thing. You thought him wearing a speedout
for a whole week. I thought that was I thought
we lost that bet because we'd have to see it. Yeah, yeah, right.
So eighty eight Brewery dot com. That's the website. It
is the world's Strongest beer, and Lunchbox you can still
say whatever you want to say, quietless staring at it. So,
isn't this the hottest beer? Yes? Oh, but that's been
so strong. It's hot, that's what it feels like. It
(26:48):
is not hot for the sake of being hot. Oh
so it's seventy five percent alcohol by volume. The average
beer is five percent. Oh my goodness, I won't be
able to drive home. Guys, you only have to take
two big drinks. That's drunk. I'll take you home. I'll
give you right. It costs sixty dollars a beer. And again,
(27:11):
it tastes like alcohol would taste for. It tastes hot,
but it's not made as like a pocky chip or
whatever they're called. No, alcohol doesn't taste hot. Yeah, yeah
it does. I mean straight alcohol. I know when I
put on a cut it burns. Uh huh. Or you
ever take like a sweet not you bones, but you're
take a swig of whiskey. You go, ah, that burns?
You may know. I to do a truck with bottle opener.
(27:33):
You need a bottle open? Yeah, you have one to
the bottom of your shoe. Can do with my keys. Okay,
see if you can open that when parties So eighty
eight Brewery Dot com I don't really understand why we're
doing this. Well, because you got in trouble. In trouble
use evidence, You're who does this for everybody? Wondering multiple times.
The rule is if guests come in lunchbocks has to
(27:55):
wear pants. I feel like that's not a big rule
to have to follow. Like the easiest one, Oh.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
We got it was wow, smell it.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I hate smell alcohol, even beer like Kellen. Oh no,
it's not bad. It just smells like beer. It probably
doesn't smell beer if it's seventy I swear to God,
smell it. Amy, I'm already getting drunk off the fumes.
The instagram is b E I T H I R
fire bite their fire fire. Guys, does that smell hot?
(28:29):
I mean it smells like she says, it smells hot beer?
Can I smell it? Warning? This beer? The warning is
because it's seventy five percent alcohol by volume. Now you
can also choose not to do it all smell it?
But then what it doesn't smell the hot? Does it?
It smells like it burn my nose hairs. No, it
(28:49):
sells like a rig of the beer. Okay, it's not hot.
Do you want to pay you want to pay the
piper by taking two drinks of it? Well, why, oh
my gosh, why do we keep doing this? Because you
you didn't wear pants multiple times when artists were up here,
and that's the rule. And for some reason Eddie got
to pick the punishment. I don't rember why. Maybe he
told on him to him and then he picked a punishment.
(29:10):
It was you and Espiedo for a week, and we
didn't want to be punished, so he said, what's the
next one? And he said this, Do you want to
take two drinks of it? Or not? If it's against
your religion or somebody can't make it.
Speaker 8 (29:21):
You love to drink, yeah, I mean it's kind of
gives my religion to drink all day today?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
What's to day? Are you gonna drink in Vegas?
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yeah, okay, absolutely. It makes sure you haven't like given up. No, No,
I'm not celibate. No, that's not really the term sober. Yeah,
you don't have sex? Do you want to take a
drink or no? Oh? Man, I don't know. It smells
like a beer. Stop acting like it smells fire on it, dude,
(29:52):
Like I am, I am so nervous. It's gonna be
the hottest day. Take a little sippy, then, is my one? No,
do you take a sippy to test it? Is this pete?
You saw us open the bottle. We would never make
you drink somebody's pea. Not I'm not on a show. Like,
all right, go ahead, because you guys are looking at
(30:14):
me like we're not. We just literally opened the bottle.
I'm nervous. Take a drink, man, take a little sippy,
little sippy, sippy man? Why am I? We did nothing
to it? I promise there's no joke about what's in there.
I've told you exactly what's in there. All right, here
we go, he goes. He's tipping the bottle up. Get
a little bit in your tongue. He's tipping it up
a little more. He's taking a sippy little bit. Oh this,
(30:38):
his eyes got real big.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
I know this feeling and I might vomit to.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh it's oh my god. What does it taste like?
I don't know, rubbing alcohol? That's bad? So it's strong?
So do you mean it's bad? Asn't like it's hot
like one of those chips or it's just like whoa
strong alcohol? Yeah, I'm a cloudy. There's no joke. He's like,
(31:08):
maybe like a shot. Yeah. Oh oh, so it doesn't
taste good. Yeah, I don't think that one's everything.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
I don't think that's what it's made for. It says,
do not exceed thirty five MILLI leaders in one sitting?
How many I think I just have like seven hundred
MILLI leaders?
Speaker 2 (31:26):
You like licked it? How many milli laires in this
bad board? Hey? Ray, do you want to test taste it? Yeah? Rocket,
Oh okay, let's box's doing his drinks here. Boom, oh,
that's acceptable. He's he's done. Now he doesn't take a drink.
Now he's backing away from the table. What do you
mean he's done? I'll accept those drinks. He's done enough.
It was a big drink. He take a drink? Kind
(31:46):
of do you want to taste it? Take a drink?
You're not gonna, okayed, he's tipping it out. Oh my gosh,
you fairly? Whoa dude. It just touches your tongue and
it comes to your nose. He took a whole drink
he took that's that's no beer. That is rubbing alcohol. Right,
come on, you take it on in here, my lunchbox
(32:09):
should take a whole like. So, this is a beer
is so strong. It reportedly tastes so much that your
raise your mic on yolo, Okay, give it up. Smells
like a normal beer. No, it's not good theater, Go ahead, right,
it smells like an they're doing a bit right. You
(32:33):
nail it. Here we go. Oh, he did a real drink.
You're in it. You're an a real drink. Oh my god,
you're oh man. Yeah, you can't taste it, I mean
because it just it burns your throat and it turns
(32:54):
into vapor as soon as it hits your tongue. It
feels good though when it goes down. No it doesn't.
You can tell about the paint voice. No, it feels
damn good when it goes down. Okay, he wants more.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Are drunk?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
We're good?
Speaker 8 (33:14):
We're good?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, I not not good. Hey, at least we didn't
get a namy.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Hey, mine is way different.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Somebody helping? What is she screamed? Somebody? Somebody help? And
think it goes much help for man. So it's called
Scottish ter Fire, the world's strongest beer. The beer is
so strong it reportedly makes your tongue numb. Yeah, that's
strong your tongue. Yeah, the temple were touched. It's still numb.
(33:51):
Lunchbox paid office dad. We're good on that. You two
guys jumped in a little bit. You want not to drink, No,
I'm good right. You want to drink it tastes spoiled.
I'm not really into the flavor at all. So much chocohol. No.
I think it was too warm and now it's skunky,
and then we got it cold. So does Ray have
a problem that since he liked the way it kit
went down and I didn't love the taste, I said,
I enjoyed the burn once it went down your throat,
(34:13):
but yes, my throat is still burning. Was still burned.
We'll put this up on on social Bobby Bone show
up today.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
This story comes us from New York nine one one
got a call about a burglary in progress. They show
up and they see a man. He runs, runs, They
lose him, and he climbs this big like water tower
and he's just hanging on and hanging on.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
And he's like, man, I can get down. I'm scared.
So he has to call and say I need help.
I need help. So they didn't chase him. Up, but
he actually hid.
Speaker 8 (34:43):
He actually hid.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Then he got scared once he got out there.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
Yeah, and they had to get the police department, and
they had to put ropes and he had to repel
down with the police officer.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Oh yeah, you know they caught a snicker and at
him all the way down. You are such a loser.
All right, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
I mean, how many of these fan clubs can you name?
I'll give you the fan club, You give me the artist,
No Shoes Nation, can you Chestney good the Church, the
Church Choir, Eric Church, Little Monsters.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Lady Gaga Good John.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Wow, that's good Smilers. I wouldn't have gotten this, but
in context now I understand Smilers. Smilers.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Oh is it half of Dan and Shay Smires Miler
Smile and Smires Smilers.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Miley, Smiley, Miley Cyrus. Yeah. The nuthouse, the.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Nut, Oh Mark Chestnut, Luke Bryant, Oh Mark, Oh, because
his dad was a peanut farmer or something like that.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
He grew up on a peanut for home Team Thomas
Rhett Great Bootleggers.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Boot Bootleggers. I feel like I know this one, but
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Toby Keith, Luke Combs, that's right, Cheerios who Cheerio's Ed Scharan. Yeah,
I didn't know that, But did you know that context?
The eyelashes, Billie Eilish, the job. I didn't know that either,
A good job context, the Lambs ceedee Lamb, I mean
(36:33):
that's a good it's funny. Mariah Carey, why but why
Mariah Carey? The uh the name comes from Mariah Carey's
use of the word lamb is a term of endearment.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Oh, like, oh your little lamb.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
The fanolos, oh, Barry Manilo, the stable.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
The stable, the stable, mm hmmm, the staple of courses.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
I don't know, christ.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Laney Wilson, Huh, it's a newer one. The Believers, Justin Bieber,
Katie Kats, Katy Berry, Arienators, Arienators. How would you say that?
Speaker 5 (37:24):
I don't know if she's Ariana.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, I don't know. Good job, but you can also
tell like the bootleggers, Amy didn't know. Yeah, like Luke,
they could probably use a little more marketing in that.
And then the stable I think is so new. Yeah
for Laney, Yeah, that's that's just take time. Good job,
though I give I give you a B minus on that.
That's on a roll. Still he gets still live in
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the Honors Dorm. Hey, we're done. Thank you guys, by everybody.
Bobby Bones his own The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written,
produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find Instagram
at Reed Yarberry, Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production.
I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
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you for listening to the podcast.
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