June 6, 2024 • 50 mins
Lunchbox finally attempts to eat three pounds of guacamole to see if he gains three pounds immediately after! Then, the guys on the show tried to wrangle an injured bird that flew into the studio, and everyone had different stories on what actually happened and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Okay, so this is the second part of the podcast.
People have told me that put something at the beginning
of the second part at least for a while, to
let everybody know we've changed. So what you're about to
hear is the second part of the Bobby Bone Show
from Thursday, June sixth We're now splitting it into two
parts again. It used to be the first part and
that would be the early bird and then we do
the whole show as a second file. But then you
(00:25):
had a lot of that first show on that second file.
We're not doing that anymore. This is the second part
of the show from today Thursday. All right, thank you
guys for all the messages. By the way, I know
I said this in part one, but maybe you didn't
hear part one because all this is new. All right, enjoy.
Lunchbox is about to eat three pounds of walk them only. Yeah,
(00:46):
so it's a three pound challenge. I mean a year ago.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yes, okay, I've been telling you guys, just tell me
when you guys never told me when.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
The question is if you eat three pounds of food.
We don't know what the body does the food while
it's in you. Will you weigh exactly three pounds more
because we weighed the guacamal avocados guacamali exactly three pounds.
So standing on the scale lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Oh yeah, this is.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Science at its best right here. Yeah, pre weight, he's
getting on the scale. You weigh how much? What's sixty one?
Sixty seven point four? Now he's gonna put three pounds
and we have accounted for the few chips he's gonna
eat as well. If he eats all three pounds of this,
(01:35):
will he weigh one seventy point four? Are you ready
and go? So August last year, this experiment was suggested,
did you eat like you gotta go? He's eating like
small little You're like, it's.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
So dainty over there with yours.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
A listener you know, called us out recently on our voicemail.
So let me play this. This is they got us
going again? Hey when is Lunchbuck's gonna eat this three
pounds of food or whatever it is. You don't keep
talking about.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
It, but everybody's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, pick a
date already, Yeah we're doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Today was the Liicious Walk. Okay, we can't sit here
all day, we can't. We can just play a song
or something. I mean, but you're going so slow.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Gosh, I never joked.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
No, we don't want to asking any that, but you're
like doing like a tiny bit. I mean, this place
is gonna be four hours. He's like, he's like scraping
the side of the bowl for just a little bit,
even though.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
There's a lot eat faster than this out of a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I know it.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You got to listen, guys. Have you guys ever run
a marathon? You gotta pace yourself. You can't just sprint
out of the gate or you're gonna die. If I
just started chugging this, I would die in about ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
You would literally die on auto poisoning.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Not die, but you know what I mean, My stomach
would fill up. You gotta nurture it.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Let's do this. Let's play this.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Let's walker.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You want to weigh them right now? Though, Like there's
three chips. Hey, step on the scale. Now, see if
there's a point after like six chips. Let's see if
it's affected any weight at all.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Look at a big one. Ah, I ain't napped him.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, we'll get you that napkin. Here he is back
on the scale. Bones we started at one sixty seven
point four. Okay, now after seven scoops.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
We should be a point five at least.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay, sa, okay, no difference so far. We will come back.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
All the scientists are like, m interesting, let me play
the song.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
He's gonna keep eating.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I mean, there's a lot of guak guys. There's a
bull full spoone.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Man, it just came out of his mouth and dropped
back in the ball.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
He went full spoon.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's better chip.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
He's going back in full spoon for a second, full spoon. Oh,
that is a lot of That is a lot of quaking.
The experiment was eat three pounds of food and see
if you weigh exactly three pounds more. Lunchbox is getting well,
there's angry. If you're hungry and angry, he's like full
grey yeah, causing that he's snapping at people.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh no, because I got all these stupid idiots that
are experts over here. I got Eddie giving me advice. Morgan.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh, by the way, Lunchbox is eating three pounds of walk.
He has now gone to the spoon and he's complaining
about how gross it is.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That was so gross, and you know you could crumple
some chips on top and make them shut up experts.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Well, actually it's not a bad idea, just giving you
on the chip.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I offered you a margarita like a Mexican restaurant. Here's
a texture.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Terrible.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Man, it's getting rough boys and girls. I did not realize, listen,
I didn't realize how much three pounds of walk was.
That's a lot of walk. Yeah, did you do then
go to the restaurants like, oh, it's like table side walk,
Like yeah, they put in that little bull and I'm
like crushed that. That's probably like an eltse. They charge
your outrageous amount of money for it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Goes there, he goes, Oh, man, think of that.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You know how much these quaks. I don't know if
the cartels behind this one, because yes, the avocados twenty
bucks for eight avocados and.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Oh boot bark and you think the cartels are behind
the avocados, isn't that whatever?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, yeah, there was an avocado story. Just the tortilla
one is the most recent.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Do you want us to like, do some talk about
some stuff while you're eating? They alas do that so
you can like focus or not focus.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I would like us to talk about something else talking.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
About Well, no, I'm saying we can either we could
go to another song or we can just continue the show,
but we can't have you burping and vomiting during the process.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I think that was my one burp. I'll tell you
if I got another one coming.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
The Mega Millions jackpot was won by somebody in Illinois.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah. One person.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Wow, that would be so cool. How much money?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Okay, so you did this on Burbose. I'm already not
feeling good with the guak and then he use me,
what the he won the five hundred and sixty one
million dollars? All right, rub in my base.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
He knows the exact amount.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
A lot a million. I had a lot of walk
you can buy a lot of one million. Did you
buy a ticket for that one? Oh yeah, yeah? Here
he goes again.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Is it getting harder to do?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah? I was getting harder. Like every time he goes
to my mouth, I'm like, oh, here, we're gonna do this.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Where are we at on the bowl and we're like
halfway down anything? Yeah, oh yeah, probably let's see flip
it up.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Oh wait, oh my gosh, that like a.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Third of the way.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Oh lunchbox. That's not good. From the outside, looking in,
it looks like you're almost done.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Well, you piled in the middle.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
No, no, I cleared out the edges, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Like, oh, that one will weigh you again. Here you go,
here he goes.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Oh, he can't even.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
He's going full spoon, big blog. You can always tap out, buddy. Well,
all right, and then we'll put you on the scale.
A minute ago he would one sixty seven point four.
We should at least be point like two more points, right,
unless it's like a cheap scale, that's a good when
I run from my house. Okay, okay, well, here we go.
(07:09):
He's getting on the scale. He claims half the bowl,
drum roll, and the number is go ahead, what do
you got?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
He looks like a chip month.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
He's what is it? Love's the number? The old number
was one sixty seven point four? What do you have?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Drum roll? Police, it's already on one sixty.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Half a pound already. Let know? Okay, crazy, Hey, you
keep eating It still tastes good lunch.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Are you ever gonna eat guacam only again?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah? I will eventually.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You gotta buddy one more.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'm thinking about doing the chip n Morgan bashed.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Now all of a sudden, it's a good idea. Textures,
different little salt in there. It's like robotustin and you're
like checking it.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, I got sixty dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, I have to pay him fifty and Eddie has
to give him ten. Is that right? Yeah? Three pounds
of food challenge, we won't come back. Went back in
just a second and weigh them again. If you're just
joining the show, Lunchboxes attempting to eat three pounds of
guacamo only why you ask, why is he doing this?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Great question?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Well, a year ago we wondered if you ate three
pounds of food and he didn't go to the bathroom,
if you weighed exactly three pounds more, which your body
processed the food in some weird way. So Lunchbox has
been eating. He is struggling. He's eating three pounds of
straight guacamole. He's full, big spoon. Now thoughts you can't
even talk.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It does not feel good.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Do you feel bad or does it taste bad? Both?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
But what is it?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
The vibe? Because you love going to Mexican restaurants and
just like true, do we need to play Mexican music.
That's all we need. No, I don't know because they
don't he's mixing. Oh man, it's just I don't know.
It's three pounds more than you thought it would be
a lot more.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Like I didn't realize what three pounds looked like?
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I think I realized when you look at his ball
and give us a percentage, you think he's ninety No,
there's no way. It's ninety percent.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Right, like ninety.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
See ninety My god, what would you say?
Speaker 8 (09:25):
I would say he's done thirty five percent left, thirty
five percent?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
How much he's done? Oh my god, you're not going
to finish.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Come on, keep eating. That's a decent amount.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You're only saying that thirty five percent?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah you still you still got by the ways to go?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
You just screened.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You don't get the money if you quit.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Oh I know, lunchbox, have a crispy ten dollars bill
for you.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I got fifty do the chips. But that's more food.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
So is it is it like the amount in your
stomach that's that's hurting you?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Or is it like he's crumbling the chips on top
of it, trumbled up on there. It's not gonna we're
gonna have to jump. But are you committing what staying
and eating it all? I'm doing my best, man, Now
you gotta commit. Are you committing to eating it all?
Or do you want us to just say you know
what we tried? Do you want to weigh yourself?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Give me a couple more bites?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Okay, give me a couple more songs. Okay, Well, let's
do this at lunchbox eating three pounds of guacamole. Let's
weigh you lunchbox. Okay. Earlier when he stepped on the scale,
weighs one sixty eight, e Belie, were right, one sixty
seven point four. Initially that's the first weigh in. Yes,
(10:37):
and he's like sixty percent into this three pound bowl
of guacamole. That's wrong, man, While you're yelling tomorrow lat
popcorn trim. Yeah, I didn't want to talk about that yet.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Is this goes?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Okay? Here we go step on the scale. Originally it's
one sixty seven point four. Go ahead, come on, answer
what is it? WHOA?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
What is it? I'm one sixty eight.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Point point eight?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
WHOA, dude, you're almost there.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
A pound point four? You're halfway in.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, I'm halfway. See, that's why I said thirty five percent.
You gotta be kidding me. That looks like half lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
You gotta keep going, man, buddy, come on this.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
You can do it.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You can do it.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Well, it's mental.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
All your news win dude, we got to get to
the news. Are you? Are you continuing? Are you committing
sixty bucks at steak Man?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
As much as I love guacamole and I love.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Oh my gosh, lunchbuck, You're not a loser.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
You can't quit.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
No, I know I'm not a loser. I didn't Who
said I was a loser? Are you?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Are you quitting? You're a winner? Dude? Are you quitting?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
And I hate to see like half a pound of
guacamy go to weigh.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Now a pound and a half.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Oh yeah, So with.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That that he's tapping out. He's tapping out, well nowhere
on earth he gets one point four pounds and walk
so disgusting. So doctor, what do you think about the
experiment here? What did you learn? I try not to
do scientific experiments with people who quit mid experiment. That's
(12:19):
a good lesson.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah, yeah, h no, No, it has nothing new.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Quitting, dude, this is actually everything you.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Do, awful guys, everything to need with quitting, and.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It feels like I'm going to regurgitate.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Okay, stop, all right, let's get to the news. Bobby's
this cow sold for four million dollars cow. Why it's
Brazil's new four million dollars super cow. It is named
Bettina nineteen fiv Maura moves. It's too many words, and
(12:52):
you have to kill that cow to eventually to eat it.
It never name something you have to kill neat. That's
like the golden rule of being with animals. You have
to eat. I just said a Guinness World record for
the most expensive cow sold at an auction. It is
I would say, about seven and a half feet tall
at the top, completely white, got a big hump on
it almost I mean it almost looks like a camel
(13:13):
meets a unicorn if I'm being honest. Oh, they got
the hump right behind the neck. The hump and then
it's got like a unicorn corn on it. Bettina weighs
more than twenty four hundred pounds, twice as heavy as
typical cow. More weight means more meat, and beef producers
are hoping that this cow can bring a new generation
of meteor cattle. So maybe they're not gonna kill this one.
(13:34):
They're just gonna breathe this one. Oh that'd be cool.
Yeah for the cow, Yeah for thee. That is from
The Independent. There's a reason women keep falling for the
mister wrongs of the World from shape dot com. Recent
studies show that men who are self obsessed, unpredictable, and
dishonest have more luck with the ladies than nice guys do.
The researchers say these characteristics make a man appear more
(13:54):
confident and more attractive. Yeah, I mean there is a
fine line between self abs that's unpredictable and confident, because
I mean you can be like man, that dude really
knows himself. He's very confident. Literally, he's just self obsessed
and love himselves. But the nice guy's really shy, so
they don't even see any of that, right, they're not
getting in the mix. They're just like, you know, I'll
just let that person happen. I love her, but she'll
(14:17):
probably be happier with him. Fortunately. Other studies show that
as women get older, they learn from their mistakes. They
become less interested in bad boys and are drawn to
men who make better long term stable life partners, and
that's why Morgan now has Morgan is there? Yep? Once
she turned thirty, I think things changed, right Morgan.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, I grew up.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
You know she grew up. This one is from a
college in Finland. Finished scientists are working to create a
computer that understands what you're feeling while you're working on it.
For instance, the system might offer somebody's stressed by not
only how hard they're hitting the keys, but also their
temperature of their hands. Maybe they're listening to what they're
saying soothing words of encouragement, or live up a boring
(15:00):
task with humor, or provide empathetic help when frustration mounts.
So another way AI is being so.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
AI cannot be empathetic.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Wasted. You do cool stuff. I don't care about that.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I saw.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yesterday on Instagram where this woman said cool. They're gonna
have AI do like my accounting and computer work and
learn how to do music and all this so I
have more time at home to like spend with my
kids and wash the dishes and clean the house. How
about you, may ga, I learned how to spend time
with the kids and wash the dishes and clean the
house and I'll do the work. That's funny. I thought
(15:36):
that was pretty funny too. Porch pirates hit a home
wearing Amazon vests. I admit i'd look these up too,
because I was the vests. I tried, and I'll tell
you more about this later, but I tried to kill
Morgan yesterday and assassin and she saw me. Good good clarification.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Then wait, okay.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I had my water gun and went to Morgan's house.
I hid is the whole thing. Got very unlucky that
she saw me. I'll talk about it later in the show.
Did not kill her, although her neighbors were looking at
me weird. I'm running through her neighbors with a big
orange water gun, like a big water gun. But I
did look it up because I was gonna dress like
an Amazon worker and go to her house.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Because she wouldn't recognize you with the vest.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I was gonna wear well, like a beard, yeah, mustache
beers like that. I had the whole thing ready, the
whole thing ready, But then I thought, when is Amazon like,
knock out the door? Want to hang out with the person?
Never with a big water gun in their hands. Over
the last week, police departments alerted their communities to watch
for porch pirates disguised as legitimate Amazon workers. And what
they're doing is they're getting online and buying these vests
(16:32):
that look like an Amazon vest. The problem is Amazon
when they come to my house sometimes they come in
like their own car. They're not even when it's in
an Amazon van. I don't think twice about it. I
can't really get one of those for cheap, So that's
an Amazon worker. But when someone drives up at nine
thirty pm and they're in their own car, I'm like,
this just seems extremely satsle. I'm just like, I don't
(16:53):
it should I go out? But then it's like I
don't want to get murdered.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
It is shady though, until you see him wearing the
vest and then you're like, it's Amazon.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
They don't even always wear the best when they get
out of the one that's not good. No, just like
somebody coming over to that house that's from Fox News.
TJ Max employees are wearing body cameras to combat shoplifting. See,
I'd be terrible of this because I'd be pointing the
camera at the person. I'd be like, if it's like
on my nipple, and I'll be like huh, what.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Are you doing over there?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
How's your day going? Leaning it toward them? So body
cameras with tj max employees, Marshall's employees, Home Goods employees,
which are all TJX companies, they're wearing body cameras because
they're going to try to catch folks. And what happens
is you really can't see it and then go tackle them,
but you can see it, then post it or just
(17:38):
shame them even or have people hear about it and
not do it because they know that people have body
cameras there.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Do you think these body cams too, are for like
the employees, so they don't like talk trash or they
can monitor.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
So if you go and you want to steal from
TG max, go over to bed bath of Me on
today or something. All right, that's from Fox As I
have two versions of the same story. Lunchbox had told
me that he wanted to do a bonus, tell me
something good about him and some other people up here
saving a life, and I thought, well, that seems a
(18:14):
bit dramatic, but let's give it a run. And then
Eddie told me that the same guys that didn't happen
like that at all So what I want to do
is have Lunchbox do that tell me something good, present
the story how he said it, and then I Eddie
tell the real story according to him. All right, right,
hit it, It's time for the good news it man.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
There was three guys in a hallway in a workplace
and all of a sudden there's a bird fluttering about
and his wing is injured, damaged maybe I don't know,
we can't tell, but it can't get out of the building.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
It's freaking out. So three brave guys is the building?
Yeah you three?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, Eddie. Their names I was getting to that. Their
names were Scuba, Steve, Eddie and a guy named Lunchbox.
And they say, hey, guys, set a perimeter, set a perimeter,
try to shoot out the door. And it circled back
and got hit stuck behind a refrigerator, and the guys
would not give up. They were determined. They found every
(19:12):
means possible, got the bird and released it back into
the wild.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
So that's like a Disney movie. I'd watch that on
Disney plus Cool.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
And the bird was so happy when it got outside
and it was injured.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I don't know, So you guys threw it out injured.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Eddie, what's the story in your mind? I work with
a bunch of whims ahead. I mean these guys, it
took us fifteen minutes to get this thing out of
here because they was like, ohvil carel They couldn't even.
They didn't want to touch it. Do not touch it, lunchbots,
don't touch it. Scoop was like, hey, they can have rabies,
do not touch that. And like, guys, it's a little
bird with a broken wing. I do have some audio
here that who recorded the audience.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh me, I was a cameraman. Don't call me a whimp.
I wouldn't even I didn't have it. I wouldn't scared
of me.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
You're not saying.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
No, he's saying I was a whimp in everybody was
a whip. I don't know what he's talking about it. Hey, guys,
look at me. I'm sure put detective. I'll get it moved.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Get in there.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Where you go it's gone on the bottom. Oh yeah,
it's in the fridge. Tell me something good. Okay, this
sounds like that movie we thought was real, the scary
movie way back in the Lair Witch Project. No, literally,
we're scared too.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
No, I'm not you just dropped the camera.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Nobody wanted to touch the little bird. Dude. The bird
of the size of your palm.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
It was inside the back of the fridge and they're
all trying to dig their hands in there, and I'm like, guys,
just take the fridge outside and let them out.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
That was the smartest thing you ever said. I mean,
that was pretty smart. It was really smart. Bird's okay,
bird's great. We don't know that. We don't know that.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Man.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
It was crazy though. I like opened the door just
to go to the parking garage and the bird just
came in. I was like, guys, there's a bird in
the building. And that's when man, because my foot's broken,
I can't he does that broken foot, Oh so you
can't bend down. Because he's talking about everybody being a scoop.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It sound like the biggest whip in that cliss. I'm
the one that caught the damn bird. Yeah, but you're like, oh,
he's doing nothing.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
He's hoppling around lunchboxes on his phone.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Rod's trying to direct me. I caught that. I didn't
want to touch. Its gross. It's a bird, he's a towel,
he's a towel. I used the box. I was like,
give me a box, so I got it to scoop
in the box.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
I didn't want touch it because it's gross, but I
also didn't want to hurt it because it's a small
little bird.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
And I was worried, like of mice and men. I
don't want to crush the mouse. Yeah, all right, you're Lenny.
I'm Lenny. Yeah, I don't want to crush the mouse. Food.
Tell me something good, that good job bad?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Tell me something good.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
A little bonus right there?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, man, there's video and everything to go with it.
We documented. You know, when you do a documentary, it
gets great ratings, it's gonna be a hit. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I didn't know the kind of bird as the cardinal
Oh no identified.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
There was this couple. They are basically long sharks, so
they loan money out. You have to pay them back.
There's interest data DAP PEP didn't pay them back, and
so they started to post naked pictures of their debtors.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Ooh, that's the one way to get it.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Well, that's blackmail, right. I wouldn't be blackmail unless you're
saying we're gonna do it, unless you give it to me. Yeah,
them just doing it. So I get the couple that
were doing this agency. They are now charged with posting
naked pictures of debt defaulters. The thirty one year old
woman and her husband were questioned by police for an hour.
How many questions you really got to ask? Did you
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post this? We tracked it. It looks like you did.
We're done here. Yeah, you're in now in trouble. Afterwards,
the woman said they were shocked by the situation. They
did not want to answer reporters questions. The couple surrendered
after learning that authorities went to search their house. They
were charged with being loan sharks, posting pictures of naked
people on computer systems and then demanding repayment in an
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improper manner that damaged others reputations. I wonder how they
got the naked pictures. Do you have to like give
them a picture of your wien or to get the money,
like one thousand dollars? Okay, I can give you that
four percent interest and a picture. You're done, right, And
you hear someone okay, sure, well makes a lot of sense.
So I guess they just have them on file. And
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if that's the case, follow me here. Because I'm not
saying any of this is right. If you give someone
a naked picture of yourself as collateral, they should be
able to use it if you don't pay them back.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
You know, if you give them a picture of you're
junk or your whole nakedself, and the reason you're giving
them the picture is because if you don't pay them
your money back, why do you think they have the picture? Okay,
loan sharking, sure, it's illegal. Let's eliminate that. Let's say
the bank. No, Let's say you go get a loan
from the bank and the bank's like, okay, we're happy
to give you a loan for your home. And step
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into this room and it's like one of those things
you step into at the airport that you have to
like do the circle all you're clear. But what they
do is they take a picture of your entire naked body. Now,
when they post those online, you shouldn't be surprised because
that was part of the deal. So justice for this couple.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
But he us be so desperate. I'm trying to think
of how desperate I'd have to beat.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I think it's to be pretty desperate to go to
a lunchark anyway, because you know, if you don't pay
them back, they're going to beat you up or kill you.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
But if they're not going to beat up and kill you,
if you're like, oh, you're just gonna put a nud
photo on of it, I'm not bringing back.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
So you get you get the money and just give
them your junk and go like that's show based, baby. Yeah,
like tried to my junk for the money.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, that's no problem.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
They probably beat you up as well, though, Oh well
then that's not cool. Yeah, that's the rest of it's cool.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
So I got a question, what is.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
The protocol when you're going to like a concert or
a sports event where you got a ticket that has
a specific seat and you find your section, you find
your row, you find your seat, and then somebody else
is sitting in your seat. Do you just sit in
an open seat that's close by, because I mean the
viewing experience is going to be pretty much the same,
or do you ask them to move? I don't know,
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I see both ways. But what if someone comes in
and says, hey, you're sitting in my seat, and then
you got to stand up and you got to ask
the other person it's the big domino effect. Would love
to do your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Thanks. Let's Garrett in North Dakota. The answer is you say, hey,
I think you're in my seat, and they look at
their ticket and they act confused for a second, even
though they know they're cheating and trying to steal your seat,
and they go, oh, my man. One out of seven
times are they actually accidentally in the wrong seat. It
has happened. Someone's like, oh, I thought this was f Oh,
I guess I'm an e that's happened. But most of
the time it's somebody trying a jack seat. So you
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can't do the thing where you go, I'll just sit
beside them in the open seat, because then yeah, somebod
that happens to you, and it's a whole situation. So
you just go, hey, I think you're in my seat.
And if they're a lot and I would assume you
guys have done that setting it.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
You know, and you get out of dodge right yeah,
and you go and you kind of recalibrate and try
to find another seat to steal, but you don't try
to steal right away. You go back to the back
kind of look around.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Oh, I'll screw down two seats and be like, oh,
we got here, you go.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Oh no, I go to the restroom and like kill
a little bit of time, right, I was thinking, go
to another section. Yes, however you have to go and
if they're like, no, these are our seats, but they
are your seats, you have to go get all blue
hair to come. Oh sure. It's just like Sarah, can
I see your tickets and they're like here you go.
Then they're like no, these are not for you, and
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then they kick you out.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
It is so uncomfortable, though, I cringe when I have
to do that, Like I sometimes will just take the
seat next to me and then deal with it if
I have to, Yeah, because I just I don't like
make people feel awkward. Even though I know that maybe
they did that, I still don't want to call them out.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
For it, like serve justice. Yeah, these are my seats,
that's what's right, And you need to be moving because
I paid for them. What I get scared of doing
is I've been with people before. Let's just move up
a couple of roads. Nobody's been sitting there the whole show.
But then I if I've ever done that, I can't
enjoy it because the whole time I'm looking over my shoulder. Yep,
as soon as someone's walking up the step, I'm like, no,
I'm saying hi to my friend over here. I wouldn't
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be a good criminal. I'd be worried the whole time.
Bank robber be terrible at it, or.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
A better way to do it. If you're going to
buy tickets and you see expensive tickets for sale, you
buy the cheap ones and then you keep looking at
the online sales and you know, hey, they'll see through
open you can go sit in them.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Sometimes they and a lot of times though they do
have people that are guarding. That is true.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
You gotta send a distractor to the usher, or when
they're talking to someone else, you sneak by, like what,
like what's a distractor? A distractor is if you have
someone that doesn't want to go down if you have
a big group, right, no, no, I'm too scared to
go down there. And so you get them to go
to the usher, Hey, can you tell me where this is?
And as they're talking to the usher, you sneak by
on the other side. You're in. That's good, or you
wait even if it's a stranger they're talking to the
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usher boomed usher distracted.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
You're in m that's what you do, You look for
a distractor. Is that a common practice? Yeah, a lot
of people do that. Where will you try to steal seats?
What kinds of events?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Any event, doesn't matter, school play, been doing been doing
it my whole life, whole life.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Why isn't it like a thrill?
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Well?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
No, because like when I was a kid, like I
would go to Astros games in Houston. I couldn't sit
in the expensive seats, and so I'd be way up
top and I would just be like, all right, I'm
gonna go down to the expensive seats and try to
hop around.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I have a friend that set and they he did this,
and so I would love for him to tell the
story of Railwakes. I got to fudge a couple of
details here, but he was at a Kansas City Royals
game and he was like, I'm gonna move down to
those seats. And so he's sitting down in these seats
and there are some kids in the same seats, and
they bring the camera over and he was sitting in
the special Olympics section. They had brought a whole u
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and he was he was in the shot with all
this bet and he he was just with he was on.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, that's awkward. It's like I mean, I was at
a Tiger stadium one time and there was a bunch
of kids on the field before the game. And I
was seventeen, and I was like, why are they on
the field and I'm not so I just climbed over
the wall and walked.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Out there with them. It was all cup scouts then Raza.
I was the leader.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Oh. I was like having lady take a picture of
me against outfield wall. I had no one with me
to take a picture, so I had like the usher
lady and I'm taller than these kids, and she's probably thinking, well,
why aren't isn't your parent taking a picture of you?
But yet I got picture vegus, I'll feel wall and everything.
And how old were you?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Seventeen and they were eight. There are older Covin.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Boys boys gathered like seventeen. That's an eagle scalp.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah, I guess that'll be a boy scout. There are
a lot of times if you just act like you
know what you're doing or where you're going, they don't
stop you.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Nobody messes with you.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
And I've only learned that from being allowed to be
in places. And I'm just like, I'm supposed to be here,
So I don't even like check outs to walk through.
They never stop me. I'm like, man, if I just
have this confidence, it's like generally how life is too.
If you just have confidence, a lot of people will
just go, oh, they must know what they're doing. They
deserve to be here.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
I can't excit it.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
It's not good to do that though, But you have
to exude. You have to learn how to.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
I know I need to learn, but I mean we'll
be at work things where I am literally supposed to
be there and I don't have my pass for whatever reason,
Like we're back and forth, maybe I left it in
another room, and I'm like, just own it. You're supposed
to be here because literally I am supposed to be there,
and I still get pulled aside, ma'am, where's your past?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
They provoke past? Bobby Bone show bonehead up today.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
This story comes us from Michigan. A man was out
on bond for driving with a suspended license, and he
had a virtual court hearing with the judge his lawyers,
and he zooms in and what's he doing while he
zoomed in driving his car. Now listen, this is this
is the judge and the whole interaction. It's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Are you driving, Ashley. I'm pulling into my doctor's office.
Actually so so I'll just give me one second. I'm
parking right now. This is your driving one license suspended
and he was just driving. I don't even know why
he would do that. The judge was blown away. I
watched the video too.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Had to go to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
No, I hear you.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
You're so bad for him. Or go inside of a
Burger king while you do the zoom right that way,
at least they don't know you're in your car. Pull over,
go to the burger drive, drive illegally, whatever you gotta do,
just don't be doing it while you talk to the judge.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
But to me, I feel like maybe he was a
little confused because he didn't feel like he was doing
anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
That doesn't you know you're robbing the bank with the
gun I did. Okay, you know what, You're free. That's
not how that works. I mean, the video is crazy, hilarious.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
He goes and so I'm revoking his bond. He has
to report to jail by six pm to night, and
the guy.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Is just like, oh like, he's just like So there's
another clup of somebody who like stole a Dolphins jersey
and he's in court and the judge's like, all right,
you stole this jersey, goes what are you wearing right now?
And he's like, jersey, it's a dolphins stole. No, that's funny.
That's a bonehead.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
All right, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead. Story of the day.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
A Delta passenger shared his experience. He was on a
flight and somebody else had a poop accident on the
flight like an adult. Yeah, the guy said he was
on a flight on Thursday when a passenger in first
class had a poop accident. Passengers want of the flight
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attendants to clean it out, but the man stepped in
to insist that the woman didn't. I feel for this
guy because you know, he got sick and he did
not want it to happen.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Yeah, this is terrible.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
He then shared a photo of a note he said
the grateful flight attendant handed him as he walked off
the plane, quote, I apologize that your first class flight
wasn't as pleasant as it sucks for him.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
It does, and he's a frequent flyer because he's first class,
or or just he's got cash.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
I apologize that your first class experience wasn't as pleasant
as it should always be. Thank you for your understanding.
I sent you some miles. Thank you for being a
million miler. The man, he claimed, claimed you followed up
with management after the flight to let him know what
a great job they didn't stressful situation anyway. I just
do poops pants and that sucks. But if somebody had
to clean it up, that's more than pooping their pants. Yeah,
that's like, that's like maybe sure, I don't know. I
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don't want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
It because I'm talking about it, you know.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
But my whole thing is what a dog did it?
They turned the plane around.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
What do you do because if you checked your bag,
you just have to sit in it for the rest
of the flight.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, this whole time, I got some or it's it's humiliating.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Then do they remove the seat when it lands, because
I know the next person that gets on that flight.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Do they?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Hey, man, I know your first class seat is right here.
You can go back to coach because this guy pooped
in that seat.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Thoroughly cleaned, thoroughly cleaned.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I didn't even really want to get on that because
I knew he would like run with it. But that
sucks for that dude, because you know he did not
plan to be sick.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Well, no, it's in the news.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
It happens. Though it happened, And does that a name?
We'll give them a shout out.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
I mean, I don't want to keep talking about it
at all, but we can't stop, okay.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
True, A tranquilized black bear flops out of a tree
and into a safety net outside of a high school.
A Pennsylvania school saw a bear that wouldn't come out
of a tree, And if there's a bear near the school,
they're not going to let the kids be out on
the playground. So they closed the road. They kept everybody
indoors because they were like, there's a bear right near
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the school, and so it's up in there and they
had to shoot it with the dart and then get
the net ready because once it was tranquilized, it just
fell into the net.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
And what do they do with it?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
They take it to like, yeah, it is so cool
to watch those videos of when they trinquilize a bear.
And they land trinkilize what trinkuilize? What trinquilize the bear?
You just said it, tranquilize, trinize the bear? What am
I not saying?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
What do you think it is.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Serious?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
What am I saying?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Well?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
What is it again?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Drinkleize?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
What do you think? Okay, So that's not right. Otherwise
we wouldn't have you keep saying it over and over again,
like say it a different think about it?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Drink wise? Trinkle wise? What drink Well?
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Now I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Now I'm hearing in my head and I'm like, am
I not saying it right? Mike?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Can you write it on a piece of paper for
lunchbox and put it in front of him?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
So you're so if you what did I say?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
What do you say? Now? They shot a bear with
the needle he went to sleep?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
What do they do to him?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Man, I see, I'm you gotta be thinking now, so
I gotta don't think what they do to him? Tranquilize?
Speaker 8 (35:06):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Tranquil liesent?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Mike wrote it is on a piece of paper. Go ahead,
be confident with your word.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Tranquilizes. Oh your clothes go tranquil tranquil is tranquil is, tranquilize, tranquilize, tranquilize, tranquilized,
because I mean they do it in old school when
he tranquilizes with the dart tranquilized.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
If someone said, yeah, five bucks on the line, and
if you say, if you say it right, you get
the money. You only get to say it once though.
Think about it. Man, he's got the word written in
front of him, five bucks on the line. I will
give you five dollars if you nail it. Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Go?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Tranquil lies.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Change that part.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I don't know what part I said wrong in the
first place, so I don't know what I'm very lost.
I tried to repeat, like when I heard the story.
I heard Bobby say it, and I just repeated what
he said it tranquil trinkle, trinkle, trinkule, tranquilize, tranquil boom,
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go tranquilize, well sort of goang it?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
What am I doing this?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Quill lies tranquil eyes.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Now the worst. Son's funny to me because he says
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I don't even tranquilize what tranquilize say right?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
So train train t r A G train train quill
tranqua k w u h train qua lies, tranquilize.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Oh, tranquil quilles, what twink lives? No, that's not right.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Tranquilize, tranquilize, tranquilized. I can't.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
It's funny, and I want to make fun of him
because he like tasted higher than I did on our
dyslexia stuff and what not.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
I don't think it's a learning thing. I think it's
like a tongue speaking.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
Thing, because that's what happens with them in the ambulance ambulance.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
I don't think it's a learning thing. I think it's
a mouth mus You.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Understand how much my wife and I fight over amblance
because my kids like, She's like, you got to teach
them the right way to say it. I'm like, that
is how I say it, So I say it, and
then my kids are like, no, Dad, it's am.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Lance.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
And then I'm like, yeah, amblance and they get oh.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
My gosh, say what you do with a needle when
you shoot it?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Tranquil eyes, tranquilize do.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
That like at this one it's written out for that.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Try q cu train cu lies.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
So it's a speech thing.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
How do you, I don't know, how do you say,
u h what wu wise.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Lies tranquilise. Well, he put you in there, Okay, frank.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Lies trained lies. It kind of sounds like Twinkle Lives.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
When you say that. For sure. Hey Morgan, the photo
shoot that we're having to do. Yeah, yeah, I'm stressed.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
You tell me about it. Wait?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Why when is it?
Speaker 3 (38:23):
By the way, next Tuesday?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Oh, it is.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Like coming up.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Oh, I don't care. I mean, I just forgot to
clutch in the closet they gave us. It will be
that temple.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Well, but also you and I are supposed to coordinate
on trust stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
I'm just gonna got definitely closet.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Well, you have a different I just guess do you
have a different closet than a say me? Because I
got this email and it's like, okay, we got the
email we were doing, brought this to steal the spot.
Speaker 8 (38:52):
No, it's okay, it's just it's really just more than
I'm stressed because we got the email and I have
five days and it's c M A fest and I
have to pick out our fits. An I don't really
have a lot of these colors that are suggesting, and
so I'm stressing out.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
But what are they saying, like, what are the specifics
that I need to know about?
Speaker 8 (39:07):
Well, we need to wear a lighter colors linen in
one of them.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah, Hey, executive decision. No linen.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
I don't know, no linen. I don't know what linen is.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
We can wear gen no linen, yes, because it's going
to be all wrinkled. No linen. Executive decision. O, hey, trank,
while I that linen? Can you hear linen? No linen? Huh?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
No linen?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Read to me the email and is a bad deal anyway?
Go ahead?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
It says casual white or light but regular okay, light
colored tops, solids, avoid patterns, cotton dress or separates, fine
clean sneaks. Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Can somebody read to me that? No, that can read
actually casual? He just said white or light casual? What Oh?
He didn't say they were jeans.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
I didn't see jeans there it is.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Can you can you show me that, I'll read it
casual okay if.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
You were taking Yes, Okay, two outfits needed boom. The
casual one is jeans white or light but regular.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
No white jeans, no white okay. Number two executive decision,
no white jeans, regular colored top just don't wear black jeans.
I don't know why he says that. You know what,
screw it, we're I don't care what you wear.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Well, I like good idea of having I'm wearing black,
though you're wearing black. You're gonna wear black.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Okay, jeans possibly, go ahead, light colored top solids, avoid patterns.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
I understand that completely. Don't wear patterns. And also, don't
change your hair color the day before the shoot.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Cotton dress.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Organ number one did that like ten years ago, and
I cannot get over it. And then she changed it
right back right after. For like two years we had
a picture of her with the wrong colored hair.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Go ahead, cotton dress or separates. Fine, I don't know
what that means. Clean sneakers, walking shoes or casual shoes, sandals.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Okay, everyone, here's what this means. Just wear jeans and
a T shirt. It's just casual stuff. But no logos
or no colors. Nothing to me, nothing to it.
Speaker 8 (41:12):
So no colors mean like we should go with the
light color.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
I don't. I literally don't care. Okay, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
If you get there.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
With it, no one's sending you home. I promise you.
Just a solid color something.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
He's in it says, In my mind, it's a very
casual linen cotton type outfits. In my mind, white lighter colors,
anything would really match color wise, given the smile style,
I would think white cream or lighter colors, light pinks, blues,
and light greens.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Okay, So here's what I will say.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Imagine you're spending the wikid with your wealthy friend at
their renovated country home. Well, guess what, I don't have
a rich friend that has a renovating country home.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Got it. Here's what I would say. Just look clean,
no patterns or logos, wear your jeans, and just something
that's it's one color. If you can avoid the dark
dark but all black, great, If it's all you have
in your closet, that's okay. But if you can wear
like a blue green whatever. But I don't know what
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that means. So we're also not gonna look like what
we don't look like normally. The worst is to get
all dressed up and look like something you never look
like ever. So casual, look casual, but look like it's
put together casual.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Okay, hold on, I haven't finished the dressy casual one.
A dressy casual too huh. Yeah, you're taking a nice
date to this cool party in the country. Colored button
ups with a simple jacket, dresses or slacks.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
In no world with lunchbox. We were a button up.
You don't need a jacket, Okay, but I gotta go
buy a button up that has no logo, right, surely
you have a button up shirt.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, but they have logos. They have the peng one
on there.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
That's okay. He's saying, like, it doesn't say like oreo
like something you have. But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Honestly, I don't know. I have just a solid color
button Okay.
Speaker 6 (43:01):
But listen, I've seen you wear things that are like
maybe it's a blue button up with teeny tiny little
white dots that you barely see.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Something like that. It doesn't have to you know what
I mean. It's subtle. It's just not like a Paisley
print with lots of color.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
I mean, I literally thought I had to have a
plain shirt.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Just where jean. Listen, just wear jeans like these are
only jeans. I own blue jeans. What are your other jeans?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I have a pair of black jeans.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
But then I have like, don't buy clothes for this.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Well, I had already hit up my stylist, and.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Who's that Ryan? Okay, and who's he?
Speaker 1 (43:34):
This is my buddy, yeah right and he and so
I was like, hey, can you find anything online? I
need to order this stuff.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
I would just say it's like you're going to a company,
like the companies, like, hey, come out to dinner with
some clients.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Can you stand up? I want to see the jeens.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
I mean, these are like ten years old.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
I haven't.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Those are the ones we bought it in North ten
years ago.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, maybe you just not for this. Maybe. Oh they
look good. Those are fine.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Those are great. Well, they've held up nicely. Good job.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Those are fine. You can wear out for both things.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Actually I should probably wash them my own washing the wall.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Casual and dressy. Just wear a dressing your shirt, all right?
Because I got some brown pants, that's great too. I
got some blue pants, Okay, that would be excellent as well.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
All Right, I just gotta find shirt.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Nobody feel the pressure to go out and buy a
bunch of clothes or any clothes for this if you want, too, great,
but don't feel the pressure.
Speaker 8 (44:18):
Too Okay, So we're not necessarily worried about it.
Speaker 9 (44:21):
The bottom of the email says, please know these are suggestions, and.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah, but that's the whole the whole point is we
don't know.
Speaker 9 (44:27):
They're just suggesting based on this. This is someone who
went there, checked it out, scattered it his thoughts on
what you should wear.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Whatever.
Speaker 9 (44:33):
But they're in all caps suggestions.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
We're not going to the same page.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
We're not gonna and no reason. We pick the venue
because I want to move through the venues and take
three hours. Yes, so he picked a place we could
go to once.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yeah, and it's closed. Man, it's like tim, it's away.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
I'm in love. It look good, But don't go buy
a bunch of stuff and just don't work out with
a bunch of logos or loud stuff. Also, shoes, what shoes,
that's it? Whatever dresses you got, get any dress shoes.
I have some gray shoes, perfect.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yeah, and I got some brown ones too.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Now, no logos, No shoes are tough. Dress shoes mostly
don't have logos.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yeah. Well I have some like cost gray shoes.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
That's cool, those that work wonderfully.
Speaker 8 (45:14):
Okay, So we're not worried about color palette though, necessarily
just need to look nice one casual.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yeah, I just have a beconsistent whatever, just like whatever
your whatever, your mood is. Just it's not loud. It's
not louder than the person next to you. It can
just be a color. You're not gonna wear like a
white top of the black bottom. You don't look like
a oreo. Just be normal. Just be freaking normal. Look good,
(45:41):
but be normal. Stress except for you. You be a
little elevated.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Yeah, but not a lot. I'm gonna get a haircut
perfect but not too.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
But don't die. I agree, don't don't go what you mean.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Sometimes you go to you go.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
To eleven year old.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Yeah, my new haircut.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
It what is that? You have a new haircut? What
is it? Are to be known for it?
Speaker 1 (46:05):
No? No, it's just it's kind of new.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
It's called longer bank, shorter side right.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Now your hair like you could do your little thing
right now. I don't know perfectly to shave. Sometimes you
go to where you can see your scalp.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
It's called a high skin fade too much, I know,
and like too much, too much skin like as your
friends were telling you.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Don't do high skins too much.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
You don't do it, just leave it, leave it.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Skin a little longer. I like it right now. Yes,
what do you mean, don't do high skin fade?
Speaker 3 (46:40):
I noticed that at my heart.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
What are you kidding me? Joke?
Speaker 2 (46:44):
We're just we're stepping in here.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Didn't look good.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
These are friends. When friends tell you how it is.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
High skin fade's a little too skinny.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
My my style is liked it.
Speaker 6 (46:54):
No, not for this.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
We're going to go. But everybody, everybody felt a little better.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
I do feel better.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
No one's going to send you home. Yeah, I just
go stress.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Listen.
Speaker 8 (47:03):
There was so much drama over the hair color. I
wanted to make sure that there was no drum over
the clothes.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
The hair color was Morgan Number one normally has brown hair.
She was bleach blonde for this photo. And then if
she would have committed to that for a year, that's okay,
But like three days later, it's gone again. She got
bleach blonde for a picture. Okay.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
I was stressed.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
I'll never forget that. I was like, what, okay, got it?
You want to commit to the new style. It's like
him if he goes full skin on skin whatever.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
We have this conversation.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
If you go skin on skin, then you need to
keep skin on skin.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
No, I do no, No, it's my new Ryan told no,
we're not.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
If you go typhour skin, then you go typhour skin.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
I had my hair colored yesterday? Can you tell no good?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Subtle?
Speaker 6 (47:48):
I was nervous about that same Morgan's point, Like I
still remember how you reacted to Morgan number one's hair.
So where I was like yesterday was getting it colored,
and I was like, can't be obvious, can't be obvious?
Speaker 3 (47:57):
Can be obvious?
Speaker 1 (47:58):
It's all good.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Everybody a breath, and we'll talk about it again next week. Okay, okay.
Playing this assassin game where we have to shoot each
other with water guns. Can't be at work. And I've
been tracking my prey for like three weeks, learn their schedule,
perfect place, almost perfect time. Yesterday I was thirty seconds
off and Morgan saw me. Oh no, I was thirty
(48:20):
seconds off. I was so perfect. She comes driving up
in her jeep right as I'm getting set, and I
jumped down. I'm like, how could this be? I'll tell
the whole story on the podcast. You listen to the podcast.
I need to know, like what I could do?
Speaker 1 (48:34):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (48:35):
What did I do? I got out on my gun
chas her in her house. Really, that's yes, she has.
That's all the freaking camera. I'm telling you. I was
thirty seconds off. As soon as I pulled around to
part the truck that my Hyundai. As soon as I
pulled around, here comes a freaking jeep with ducks, and
I was like, please don't be Morgan.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
And there are ducks all on the dash, and I'm like,
it's Morgan. I mean I did at about the quacks
coming at me, quack quack right, all the stupid ducks,
and I was like, I'm done. So I fell in
my seat, I got out of my car, I jumped
in a bush. And then it's a whole story because
I did stuff to try to lure her out. But
I'll do it on the podcast. Go lure out like
little candies, yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
Morgad Morgan, Yes, but like her coming home like she
was early on her routine.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
I'll tell you about it. It's all there. I'm so irritated.
I put all this effort into it. Had her had
her Okay, we'll do that on the Bobby Bone Show
podcast if you want to hear the whole story. But
she now knows who her assassin is. So she's got
to hide from me, out of work until we redraw names.
So you guys can all rest assured. It's not you
that I'm trying to kill. And I put in so
(49:45):
much time.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Man, So if you don't kill her, you're eliminated.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Right, No, everything gets redrawn. Anybody that's not dead, it's redrawn.
It's harder to kill Ray or Scuba Steve because they
live in freaking Bfe true. So just because you can't
drive out there, it doesn't mean you're eliminated. So yes,
if you don't kill them, because who you have a
new person. If you don't kill them, are you eliminated?
Speaker 1 (50:09):
No, I'm the only one that's killed someone, so I
mean I'm already good.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
You have somebody new now if I want them, they said,
was the rule if you want them, But they're your person.
Nobody else is getting them, so they're yours to kill
unless until we redrawl then somebody else gets it.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
So Eddie B and the redraw.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
No, he's out, Thank goodness. All right, I'm six ft
under man, I'm podcast. Yes, that's it, thank you, goodbye.
That's all. Get show
Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Okay, so this is the second part of the podcast.
People have told me that put something at the beginning
of the second part at least for a while, to
let everybody know we've changed. So what you're about to
hear is the second part of the Bobby Bone Show
from Thursday, June sixth We're now splitting it into two
parts again. It used to be the first part and
that would be the early bird and then we do
the whole show as a second file. But then you
(00:25):
had a lot of that first show on that second file.
We're not doing that anymore. This is the second part
of the show from today Thursday. All right, thank you
guys for all the messages. By the way, I know
I said this in part one, but maybe you didn't
hear part one because all this is new. All right, enjoy.
Lunchbox is about to eat three pounds of walk them only. Yeah,
(00:46):
so it's a three pound challenge. I mean a year ago.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yes, okay, I've been telling you guys, just tell me
when you guys never told me when.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
The question is if you eat three pounds of food.
We don't know what the body does the food while
it's in you. Will you weigh exactly three pounds more
because we weighed the guacamal avocados guacamali exactly three pounds.
So standing on the scale lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Oh yeah, this is.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Science at its best right here. Yeah, pre weight, he's
getting on the scale. You weigh how much? What's sixty one?
Sixty seven point four? Now he's gonna put three pounds
and we have accounted for the few chips he's gonna
eat as well. If he eats all three pounds of this,
(01:35):
will he weigh one seventy point four? Are you ready
and go? So August last year, this experiment was suggested,
did you eat like you gotta go? He's eating like
small little You're like, it's.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
So dainty over there with yours.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
A listener you know, called us out recently on our voicemail.
So let me play this. This is they got us
going again? Hey when is Lunchbuck's gonna eat this three
pounds of food or whatever it is. You don't keep
talking about.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
It, but everybody's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, pick a
date already, Yeah we're doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Today was the Liicious Walk. Okay, we can't sit here
all day, we can't. We can just play a song
or something. I mean, but you're going so slow.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Gosh, I never joked.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
No, we don't want to asking any that, but you're
like doing like a tiny bit. I mean, this place
is gonna be four hours. He's like, he's like scraping
the side of the bowl for just a little bit,
even though.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
There's a lot eat faster than this out of a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I know it.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You got to listen, guys. Have you guys ever run
a marathon? You gotta pace yourself. You can't just sprint
out of the gate or you're gonna die. If I
just started chugging this, I would die in about ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
You would literally die on auto poisoning.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Not die, but you know what I mean, My stomach
would fill up. You gotta nurture it.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Let's do this. Let's play this.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Let's walker.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You want to weigh them right now? Though, Like there's
three chips. Hey, step on the scale. Now, see if
there's a point after like six chips. Let's see if
it's affected any weight at all.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Look at a big one. Ah, I ain't napped him.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, we'll get you that napkin. Here he is back
on the scale. Bones we started at one sixty seven
point four. Okay, now after seven scoops.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
We should be a point five at least.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay, sa, okay, no difference so far. We will come back.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
All the scientists are like, m interesting, let me play
the song.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
He's gonna keep eating.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I mean, there's a lot of guak guys. There's a
bull full spoone.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Man, it just came out of his mouth and dropped
back in the ball.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
He went full spoon.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It's better chip.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
He's going back in full spoon for a second, full spoon. Oh,
that is a lot of That is a lot of quaking.
The experiment was eat three pounds of food and see
if you weigh exactly three pounds more. Lunchbox is getting well,
there's angry. If you're hungry and angry, he's like full
grey yeah, causing that he's snapping at people.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh no, because I got all these stupid idiots that
are experts over here. I got Eddie giving me advice. Morgan.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh, by the way, Lunchbox is eating three pounds of walk.
He has now gone to the spoon and he's complaining
about how gross it is.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
That was so gross, and you know you could crumple
some chips on top and make them shut up experts.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Well, actually it's not a bad idea, just giving you
on the chip.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I offered you a margarita like a Mexican restaurant. Here's
a texture.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Terrible.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Man, it's getting rough boys and girls. I did not realize, listen,
I didn't realize how much three pounds of walk was.
That's a lot of walk. Yeah, did you do then
go to the restaurants like, oh, it's like table side walk,
Like yeah, they put in that little bull and I'm
like crushed that. That's probably like an eltse. They charge
your outrageous amount of money for it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Goes there, he goes, Oh, man, think of that.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You know how much these quaks. I don't know if
the cartels behind this one, because yes, the avocados twenty
bucks for eight avocados and.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Oh boot bark and you think the cartels are behind
the avocados, isn't that whatever?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, yeah, there was an avocado story. Just the tortilla
one is the most recent.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Do you want us to like, do some talk about
some stuff while you're eating? They alas do that so
you can like focus or not focus.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I would like us to talk about something else talking.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
About Well, no, I'm saying we can either we could
go to another song or we can just continue the show,
but we can't have you burping and vomiting during the process.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I think that was my one burp. I'll tell you
if I got another one coming.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
The Mega Millions jackpot was won by somebody in Illinois.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah. One person.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Wow, that would be so cool. How much money?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Okay, so you did this on Burbose. I'm already not
feeling good with the guak and then he use me,
what the he won the five hundred and sixty one
million dollars? All right, rub in my base.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
He knows the exact amount.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
A lot a million. I had a lot of walk
you can buy a lot of one million. Did you
buy a ticket for that one? Oh yeah, yeah? Here
he goes again.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Is it getting harder to do?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah? I was getting harder. Like every time he goes
to my mouth, I'm like, oh, here, we're gonna do this.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Where are we at on the bowl and we're like
halfway down anything? Yeah, oh yeah, probably let's see flip
it up.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Oh wait, oh my gosh, that like a.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Third of the way.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Oh lunchbox. That's not good. From the outside, looking in,
it looks like you're almost done.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Well, you piled in the middle.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
No, no, I cleared out the edges, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Like, oh, that one will weigh you again. Here you go,
here he goes.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Oh, he can't even.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
He's going full spoon, big blog. You can always tap out, buddy. Well,
all right, and then we'll put you on the scale.
A minute ago he would one sixty seven point four.
We should at least be point like two more points, right,
unless it's like a cheap scale, that's a good when
I run from my house. Okay, okay, well, here we go.
(07:09):
He's getting on the scale. He claims half the bowl,
drum roll, and the number is go ahead, what do
you got?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
He looks like a chip month.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
He's what is it? Love's the number? The old number
was one sixty seven point four? What do you have?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Drum roll? Police, it's already on one sixty.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Half a pound already. Let know? Okay, crazy, Hey, you
keep eating It still tastes good lunch.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Are you ever gonna eat guacam only again?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah? I will eventually.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You gotta buddy one more.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'm thinking about doing the chip n Morgan bashed.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Now all of a sudden, it's a good idea. Textures,
different little salt in there. It's like robotustin and you're
like checking it.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, I got sixty dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, I have to pay him fifty and Eddie has
to give him ten. Is that right? Yeah? Three pounds
of food challenge, we won't come back. Went back in
just a second and weigh them again. If you're just
joining the show, Lunchboxes attempting to eat three pounds of
guacamo only why you ask, why is he doing this?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Great question?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Well, a year ago we wondered if you ate three
pounds of food and he didn't go to the bathroom,
if you weighed exactly three pounds more, which your body
processed the food in some weird way. So Lunchbox has
been eating. He is struggling. He's eating three pounds of
straight guacamole. He's full, big spoon. Now thoughts you can't
even talk.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It does not feel good.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Do you feel bad or does it taste bad? Both?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
But what is it?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
The vibe? Because you love going to Mexican restaurants and
just like true, do we need to play Mexican music.
That's all we need. No, I don't know because they
don't he's mixing. Oh man, it's just I don't know.
It's three pounds more than you thought it would be
a lot more.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Like I didn't realize what three pounds looked like?
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I think I realized when you look at his ball
and give us a percentage, you think he's ninety No,
there's no way. It's ninety percent.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Right, like ninety.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
See ninety My god, what would you say?
Speaker 8 (09:25):
I would say he's done thirty five percent left, thirty
five percent?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
How much he's done? Oh my god, you're not going
to finish.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Come on, keep eating. That's a decent amount.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You're only saying that thirty five percent?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah you still you still got by the ways to go?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
You just screened.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
You don't get the money if you quit.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Oh I know, lunchbox, have a crispy ten dollars bill
for you.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I got fifty do the chips. But that's more food.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
So is it is it like the amount in your
stomach that's that's hurting you?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Or is it like he's crumbling the chips on top
of it, trumbled up on there. It's not gonna we're
gonna have to jump. But are you committing what staying
and eating it all? I'm doing my best, man, Now
you gotta commit. Are you committing to eating it all?
Or do you want us to just say you know
what we tried? Do you want to weigh yourself?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Give me a couple more bites?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Okay, give me a couple more songs. Okay, Well, let's
do this at lunchbox eating three pounds of guacamole. Let's
weigh you lunchbox. Okay. Earlier when he stepped on the scale,
weighs one sixty eight, e Belie, were right, one sixty
seven point four. Initially that's the first weigh in. Yes,
(10:37):
and he's like sixty percent into this three pound bowl
of guacamole. That's wrong, man, While you're yelling tomorrow lat
popcorn trim. Yeah, I didn't want to talk about that yet.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Is this goes?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Okay? Here we go step on the scale. Originally it's
one sixty seven point four. Go ahead, come on, answer
what is it? WHOA?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
What is it? I'm one sixty eight.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Point point eight?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
WHOA, dude, you're almost there.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
A pound point four? You're halfway in.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, I'm halfway. See, that's why I said thirty five percent.
You gotta be kidding me. That looks like half lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
You gotta keep going, man, buddy, come on this.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
You can do it.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
You can do it.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Well, it's mental.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
All your news win dude, we got to get to
the news. Are you? Are you continuing? Are you committing
sixty bucks at steak Man?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
As much as I love guacamole and I love.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Oh my gosh, lunchbuck, You're not a loser.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
You can't quit.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
No, I know I'm not a loser. I didn't Who
said I was a loser? Are you?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Are you quitting? You're a winner? Dude? Are you quitting?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
And I hate to see like half a pound of
guacamy go to weigh.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Now a pound and a half.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Oh yeah, So with.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That that he's tapping out. He's tapping out, well nowhere
on earth he gets one point four pounds and walk
so disgusting. So doctor, what do you think about the
experiment here? What did you learn? I try not to
do scientific experiments with people who quit mid experiment. That's
(12:19):
a good lesson.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah, yeah, h no, No, it has nothing new.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Quitting, dude, this is actually everything you.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Do, awful guys, everything to need with quitting, and.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
It feels like I'm going to regurgitate.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Okay, stop, all right, let's get to the news. Bobby's
this cow sold for four million dollars cow. Why it's
Brazil's new four million dollars super cow. It is named
Bettina nineteen fiv Maura moves. It's too many words, and
(12:52):
you have to kill that cow to eventually to eat it.
It never name something you have to kill neat. That's
like the golden rule of being with animals. You have
to eat. I just said a Guinness World record for
the most expensive cow sold at an auction. It is
I would say, about seven and a half feet tall
at the top, completely white, got a big hump on
it almost I mean it almost looks like a camel
(13:13):
meets a unicorn if I'm being honest. Oh, they got
the hump right behind the neck. The hump and then
it's got like a unicorn corn on it. Bettina weighs
more than twenty four hundred pounds, twice as heavy as
typical cow. More weight means more meat, and beef producers
are hoping that this cow can bring a new generation
of meteor cattle. So maybe they're not gonna kill this one.
(13:34):
They're just gonna breathe this one. Oh that'd be cool.
Yeah for the cow, Yeah for thee. That is from
The Independent. There's a reason women keep falling for the
mister wrongs of the World from shape dot com. Recent
studies show that men who are self obsessed, unpredictable, and
dishonest have more luck with the ladies than nice guys do.
The researchers say these characteristics make a man appear more
(13:54):
confident and more attractive. Yeah, I mean there is a
fine line between self abs that's unpredictable and confident, because
I mean you can be like man, that dude really
knows himself. He's very confident. Literally, he's just self obsessed
and love himselves. But the nice guy's really shy, so
they don't even see any of that, right, they're not
getting in the mix. They're just like, you know, I'll
just let that person happen. I love her, but she'll
(14:17):
probably be happier with him. Fortunately. Other studies show that
as women get older, they learn from their mistakes. They
become less interested in bad boys and are drawn to
men who make better long term stable life partners, and
that's why Morgan now has Morgan is there? Yep? Once
she turned thirty, I think things changed, right Morgan.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Yeah, I grew up.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
You know she grew up. This one is from a
college in Finland. Finished scientists are working to create a
computer that understands what you're feeling while you're working on it.
For instance, the system might offer somebody's stressed by not
only how hard they're hitting the keys, but also their
temperature of their hands. Maybe they're listening to what they're
saying soothing words of encouragement, or live up a boring
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task with humor, or provide empathetic help when frustration mounts.
So another way AI is being so.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
AI cannot be empathetic.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Wasted. You do cool stuff. I don't care about that.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I saw.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yesterday on Instagram where this woman said cool. They're gonna
have AI do like my accounting and computer work and
learn how to do music and all this so I
have more time at home to like spend with my
kids and wash the dishes and clean the house. How
about you, may ga, I learned how to spend time
with the kids and wash the dishes and clean the
house and I'll do the work. That's funny. I thought
(15:36):
that was pretty funny too. Porch pirates hit a home
wearing Amazon vests. I admit i'd look these up too,
because I was the vests. I tried, and I'll tell
you more about this later, but I tried to kill
Morgan yesterday and assassin and she saw me. Good good clarification.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Then wait, okay.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I had my water gun and went to Morgan's house.
I hid is the whole thing. Got very unlucky that
she saw me. I'll talk about it later in the show.
Did not kill her, although her neighbors were looking at
me weird. I'm running through her neighbors with a big
orange water gun, like a big water gun. But I
did look it up because I was gonna dress like
an Amazon worker and go to her house.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Because she wouldn't recognize you with the vest.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I was gonna wear well, like a beard, yeah, mustache
beers like that. I had the whole thing ready, the
whole thing ready, But then I thought, when is Amazon like,
knock out the door? Want to hang out with the person?
Never with a big water gun in their hands. Over
the last week, police departments alerted their communities to watch
for porch pirates disguised as legitimate Amazon workers. And what
they're doing is they're getting online and buying these vests
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that look like an Amazon vest. The problem is Amazon
when they come to my house sometimes they come in
like their own car. They're not even when it's in
an Amazon van. I don't think twice about it. I
can't really get one of those for cheap, So that's
an Amazon worker. But when someone drives up at nine
thirty pm and they're in their own car, I'm like,
this just seems extremely satsle. I'm just like, I don't
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it should I go out? But then it's like I
don't want to get murdered.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
It is shady though, until you see him wearing the
vest and then you're like, it's Amazon.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
They don't even always wear the best when they get
out of the one that's not good. No, just like
somebody coming over to that house that's from Fox News.
TJ Max employees are wearing body cameras to combat shoplifting. See,
I'd be terrible of this because I'd be pointing the
camera at the person. I'd be like, if it's like
on my nipple, and I'll be like huh, what.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Are you doing over there?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
How's your day going? Leaning it toward them? So body
cameras with tj max employees, Marshall's employees, Home Goods employees,
which are all TJX companies, they're wearing body cameras because
they're going to try to catch folks. And what happens
is you really can't see it and then go tackle them,
but you can see it, then post it or just
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shame them even or have people hear about it and
not do it because they know that people have body
cameras there.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
Do you think these body cams too, are for like
the employees, so they don't like talk trash or they
can monitor.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
So if you go and you want to steal from
TG max, go over to bed bath of Me on
today or something. All right, that's from Fox As I
have two versions of the same story. Lunchbox had told
me that he wanted to do a bonus, tell me
something good about him and some other people up here
saving a life, and I thought, well, that seems a
(18:14):
bit dramatic, but let's give it a run. And then
Eddie told me that the same guys that didn't happen
like that at all So what I want to do
is have Lunchbox do that tell me something good, present
the story how he said it, and then I Eddie
tell the real story according to him. All right, right,
hit it, It's time for the good news it man.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
There was three guys in a hallway in a workplace
and all of a sudden there's a bird fluttering about
and his wing is injured, damaged maybe I don't know,
we can't tell, but it can't get out of the building.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
It's freaking out. So three brave guys is the building?
Yeah you three?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, Eddie. Their names I was getting to that. Their
names were Scuba, Steve, Eddie and a guy named Lunchbox.
And they say, hey, guys, set a perimeter, set a perimeter,
try to shoot out the door. And it circled back
and got hit stuck behind a refrigerator, and the guys
would not give up. They were determined. They found every
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means possible, got the bird and released it back into
the wild.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
So that's like a Disney movie. I'd watch that on
Disney plus Cool.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
And the bird was so happy when it got outside
and it was injured.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I don't know, So you guys threw it out injured.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Eddie, what's the story in your mind? I work with
a bunch of whims ahead. I mean these guys, it
took us fifteen minutes to get this thing out of
here because they was like, ohvil carel They couldn't even.
They didn't want to touch it. Do not touch it, lunchbots,
don't touch it. Scoop was like, hey, they can have rabies,
do not touch that. And like, guys, it's a little
bird with a broken wing. I do have some audio
here that who recorded the audience.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh me, I was a cameraman. Don't call me a whimp.
I wouldn't even I didn't have it. I wouldn't scared
of me.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
You're not saying.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
No, he's saying I was a whimp in everybody was
a whip. I don't know what he's talking about it. Hey, guys,
look at me. I'm sure put detective. I'll get it moved.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
Get in there.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Where you go it's gone on the bottom. Oh yeah,
it's in the fridge. Tell me something good. Okay, this
sounds like that movie we thought was real, the scary
movie way back in the Lair Witch Project. No, literally,
we're scared too.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
No, I'm not you just dropped the camera.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Nobody wanted to touch the little bird. Dude. The bird
of the size of your palm.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
It was inside the back of the fridge and they're
all trying to dig their hands in there, and I'm like, guys,
just take the fridge outside and let them out.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
That was the smartest thing you ever said. I mean,
that was pretty smart. It was really smart. Bird's okay,
bird's great. We don't know that. We don't know that.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Man.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
It was crazy though. I like opened the door just
to go to the parking garage and the bird just
came in. I was like, guys, there's a bird in
the building. And that's when man, because my foot's broken,
I can't he does that broken foot, Oh so you
can't bend down. Because he's talking about everybody being a scoop.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
It sound like the biggest whip in that cliss. I'm
the one that caught the damn bird. Yeah, but you're like, oh,
he's doing nothing.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
He's hoppling around lunchboxes on his phone.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Rod's trying to direct me. I caught that. I didn't
want to touch. Its gross. It's a bird, he's a towel,
he's a towel. I used the box. I was like,
give me a box, so I got it to scoop
in the box.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
I didn't want touch it because it's gross, but I
also didn't want to hurt it because it's a small
little bird.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
And I was worried, like of mice and men. I
don't want to crush the mouse. Yeah, all right, you're Lenny.
I'm Lenny. Yeah, I don't want to crush the mouse. Food.
Tell me something good, that good job bad?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Tell me something good.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
A little bonus right there?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, man, there's video and everything to go with it.
We documented. You know, when you do a documentary, it
gets great ratings, it's gonna be a hit. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I didn't know the kind of bird as the cardinal
Oh no identified.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
There was this couple. They are basically long sharks, so
they loan money out. You have to pay them back.
There's interest data DAP PEP didn't pay them back, and
so they started to post naked pictures of their debtors.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Ooh, that's the one way to get it.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Well, that's blackmail, right. I wouldn't be blackmail unless you're
saying we're gonna do it, unless you give it to me. Yeah,
them just doing it. So I get the couple that
were doing this agency. They are now charged with posting
naked pictures of debt defaulters. The thirty one year old
woman and her husband were questioned by police for an hour.
How many questions you really got to ask? Did you
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post this? We tracked it. It looks like you did.
We're done here. Yeah, you're in now in trouble. Afterwards,
the woman said they were shocked by the situation. They
did not want to answer reporters questions. The couple surrendered
after learning that authorities went to search their house. They
were charged with being loan sharks, posting pictures of naked
people on computer systems and then demanding repayment in an
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improper manner that damaged others reputations. I wonder how they
got the naked pictures. Do you have to like give
them a picture of your wien or to get the money,
like one thousand dollars? Okay, I can give you that
four percent interest and a picture. You're done, right, And
you hear someone okay, sure, well makes a lot of sense.
So I guess they just have them on file. And
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if that's the case, follow me here. Because I'm not
saying any of this is right. If you give someone
a naked picture of yourself as collateral, they should be
able to use it if you don't pay them back.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
You know, if you give them a picture of you're
junk or your whole nakedself, and the reason you're giving
them the picture is because if you don't pay them
your money back, why do you think they have the picture? Okay,
loan sharking, sure, it's illegal. Let's eliminate that. Let's say
the bank. No, Let's say you go get a loan
from the bank and the bank's like, okay, we're happy
to give you a loan for your home. And step
(23:46):
into this room and it's like one of those things
you step into at the airport that you have to
like do the circle all you're clear. But what they
do is they take a picture of your entire naked body. Now,
when they post those online, you shouldn't be surprised because
that was part of the deal. So justice for this couple.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
But he us be so desperate. I'm trying to think
of how desperate I'd have to beat.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I think it's to be pretty desperate to go to
a lunchark anyway, because you know, if you don't pay
them back, they're going to beat you up or kill you.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
But if they're not going to beat up and kill you,
if you're like, oh, you're just gonna put a nud
photo on of it, I'm not bringing back.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
So you get you get the money and just give
them your junk and go like that's show based, baby. Yeah,
like tried to my junk for the money.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah, that's no problem.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
They probably beat you up as well, though, Oh well
then that's not cool. Yeah, that's the rest of it's cool.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
So I got a question, what is.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
The protocol when you're going to like a concert or
a sports event where you got a ticket that has
a specific seat and you find your section, you find
your row, you find your seat, and then somebody else
is sitting in your seat. Do you just sit in
an open seat that's close by, because I mean the
viewing experience is going to be pretty much the same,
or do you ask them to move? I don't know,
(24:56):
I see both ways. But what if someone comes in
and says, hey, you're sitting in my seat, and then
you got to stand up and you got to ask
the other person it's the big domino effect. Would love
to do your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Thanks. Let's Garrett in North Dakota. The answer is you say, hey,
I think you're in my seat, and they look at
their ticket and they act confused for a second, even
though they know they're cheating and trying to steal your seat,
and they go, oh, my man. One out of seven
times are they actually accidentally in the wrong seat. It
has happened. Someone's like, oh, I thought this was f Oh,
I guess I'm an e that's happened. But most of
the time it's somebody trying a jack seat. So you
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can't do the thing where you go, I'll just sit
beside them in the open seat, because then yeah, somebod
that happens to you, and it's a whole situation. So
you just go, hey, I think you're in my seat.
And if they're a lot and I would assume you
guys have done that setting it.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
You know, and you get out of dodge right yeah,
and you go and you kind of recalibrate and try
to find another seat to steal, but you don't try
to steal right away. You go back to the back
kind of look around.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Oh, I'll screw down two seats and be like, oh,
we got here, you go.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Oh no, I go to the restroom and like kill
a little bit of time, right, I was thinking, go
to another section. Yes, however you have to go and
if they're like, no, these are our seats, but they
are your seats, you have to go get all blue
hair to come. Oh sure. It's just like Sarah, can
I see your tickets and they're like here you go.
Then they're like no, these are not for you, and
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then they kick you out.
Speaker 6 (26:15):
It is so uncomfortable, though, I cringe when I have
to do that, Like I sometimes will just take the
seat next to me and then deal with it if
I have to, Yeah, because I just I don't like
make people feel awkward. Even though I know that maybe
they did that, I still don't want to call them out.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
For it, like serve justice. Yeah, these are my seats,
that's what's right, And you need to be moving because
I paid for them. What I get scared of doing
is I've been with people before. Let's just move up
a couple of roads. Nobody's been sitting there the whole show.
But then I if I've ever done that, I can't
enjoy it because the whole time I'm looking over my shoulder. Yep,
as soon as someone's walking up the step, I'm like, no,
I'm saying hi to my friend over here. I wouldn't
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be a good criminal. I'd be worried the whole time.
Bank robber be terrible at it, or.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
A better way to do it. If you're going to
buy tickets and you see expensive tickets for sale, you
buy the cheap ones and then you keep looking at
the online sales and you know, hey, they'll see through
open you can go sit in them.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Sometimes they and a lot of times though they do
have people that are guarding. That is true.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
You gotta send a distractor to the usher, or when
they're talking to someone else, you sneak by, like what,
like what's a distractor? A distractor is if you have
someone that doesn't want to go down if you have
a big group, right, no, no, I'm too scared to
go down there. And so you get them to go
to the usher, Hey, can you tell me where this is?
And as they're talking to the usher, you sneak by
on the other side. You're in. That's good, or you
wait even if it's a stranger they're talking to the
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usher boomed usher distracted.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
You're in m that's what you do, You look for
a distractor. Is that a common practice? Yeah, a lot
of people do that. Where will you try to steal seats?
What kinds of events?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Any event, doesn't matter, school play, been doing been doing
it my whole life, whole life.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Why isn't it like a thrill?
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Well?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
No, because like when I was a kid, like I
would go to Astros games in Houston. I couldn't sit
in the expensive seats, and so I'd be way up
top and I would just be like, all right, I'm
gonna go down to the expensive seats and try to
hop around.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I have a friend that set and they he did this,
and so I would love for him to tell the
story of Railwakes. I got to fudge a couple of
details here, but he was at a Kansas City Royals
game and he was like, I'm gonna move down to
those seats. And so he's sitting down in these seats
and there are some kids in the same seats, and
they bring the camera over and he was sitting in
the special Olympics section. They had brought a whole u
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and he was he was in the shot with all
this bet and he he was just with he was on.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, that's awkward. It's like I mean, I was at
a Tiger stadium one time and there was a bunch
of kids on the field before the game. And I
was seventeen, and I was like, why are they on
the field and I'm not so I just climbed over
the wall and walked.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Out there with them. It was all cup scouts then Raza.
I was the leader.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Oh. I was like having lady take a picture of
me against outfield wall. I had no one with me
to take a picture, so I had like the usher
lady and I'm taller than these kids, and she's probably thinking, well,
why aren't isn't your parent taking a picture of you?
But yet I got picture vegus, I'll feel wall and everything.
And how old were you?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Seventeen and they were eight. There are older Covin.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Boys boys gathered like seventeen. That's an eagle scalp.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yeah, I guess that'll be a boy scout. There are
a lot of times if you just act like you
know what you're doing or where you're going, they don't
stop you.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Nobody messes with you.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
And I've only learned that from being allowed to be
in places. And I'm just like, I'm supposed to be here,
So I don't even like check outs to walk through.
They never stop me. I'm like, man, if I just
have this confidence, it's like generally how life is too.
If you just have confidence, a lot of people will
just go, oh, they must know what they're doing. They
deserve to be here.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
I can't excit it.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
It's not good to do that though, But you have
to exude. You have to learn how to.
Speaker 6 (29:40):
I know I need to learn, but I mean we'll
be at work things where I am literally supposed to
be there and I don't have my pass for whatever reason,
Like we're back and forth, maybe I left it in
another room, and I'm like, just own it. You're supposed
to be here because literally I am supposed to be there,
and I still get pulled aside, ma'am, where's your past?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
They provoke past? Bobby Bone show bonehead up today.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
This story comes us from Michigan. A man was out
on bond for driving with a suspended license, and he
had a virtual court hearing with the judge his lawyers,
and he zooms in and what's he doing while he
zoomed in driving his car. Now listen, this is this
is the judge and the whole interaction. It's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Are you driving, Ashley. I'm pulling into my doctor's office.
Actually so so I'll just give me one second. I'm
parking right now. This is your driving one license suspended
and he was just driving. I don't even know why
he would do that. The judge was blown away. I
watched the video too.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Had to go to the doctor.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
No, I hear you.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
You're so bad for him. Or go inside of a
Burger king while you do the zoom right that way,
at least they don't know you're in your car. Pull over,
go to the burger drive, drive illegally, whatever you gotta do,
just don't be doing it while you talk to the judge.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
But to me, I feel like maybe he was a
little confused because he didn't feel like he was doing
anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
That doesn't you know you're robbing the bank with the
gun I did. Okay, you know what, You're free. That's
not how that works. I mean, the video is crazy, hilarious.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
He goes and so I'm revoking his bond. He has
to report to jail by six pm to night, and
the guy.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Is just like, oh like, he's just like So there's
another clup of somebody who like stole a Dolphins jersey
and he's in court and the judge's like, all right,
you stole this jersey, goes what are you wearing right now?
And he's like, jersey, it's a dolphins stole. No, that's funny.
That's a bonehead.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
All right, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead. Story of the day.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
A Delta passenger shared his experience. He was on a
flight and somebody else had a poop accident on the
flight like an adult. Yeah, the guy said he was
on a flight on Thursday when a passenger in first
class had a poop accident. Passengers want of the flight
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attendants to clean it out, but the man stepped in
to insist that the woman didn't. I feel for this
guy because you know, he got sick and he did
not want it to happen.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Yeah, this is terrible.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
He then shared a photo of a note he said
the grateful flight attendant handed him as he walked off
the plane, quote, I apologize that your first class flight
wasn't as pleasant as it sucks for him.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
It does, and he's a frequent flyer because he's first class,
or or just he's got cash.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
I apologize that your first class experience wasn't as pleasant
as it should always be. Thank you for your understanding.
I sent you some miles. Thank you for being a
million miler. The man, he claimed, claimed you followed up
with management after the flight to let him know what
a great job they didn't stressful situation anyway. I just
do poops pants and that sucks. But if somebody had
to clean it up, that's more than pooping their pants. Yeah,
that's like, that's like maybe sure, I don't know. I
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don't want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
It because I'm talking about it, you know.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
But my whole thing is what a dog did it?
They turned the plane around.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
What do you do because if you checked your bag,
you just have to sit in it for the rest
of the flight.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, this whole time, I got some or it's it's humiliating.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Then do they remove the seat when it lands, because
I know the next person that gets on that flight.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Do they?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Hey, man, I know your first class seat is right here.
You can go back to coach because this guy pooped
in that seat.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Thoroughly cleaned, thoroughly cleaned.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
I didn't even really want to get on that because
I knew he would like run with it. But that
sucks for that dude, because you know he did not
plan to be sick.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Well, no, it's in the news.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
It happens. Though it happened, And does that a name?
We'll give them a shout out.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
I mean, I don't want to keep talking about it
at all, but we can't stop, okay.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
True, A tranquilized black bear flops out of a tree
and into a safety net outside of a high school.
A Pennsylvania school saw a bear that wouldn't come out
of a tree, And if there's a bear near the school,
they're not going to let the kids be out on
the playground. So they closed the road. They kept everybody
indoors because they were like, there's a bear right near
(33:52):
the school, and so it's up in there and they
had to shoot it with the dart and then get
the net ready because once it was tranquilized, it just
fell into the net.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
And what do they do with it?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
They take it to like, yeah, it is so cool
to watch those videos of when they trinquilize a bear.
And they land trinkilize what trinkuilize? What trinquilize the bear?
You just said it, tranquilize, trinize the bear? What am
I not saying?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
What do you think it is.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
Serious?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
What am I saying?
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Well?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
What is it again?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Drinkleize?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
What do you think? Okay, So that's not right. Otherwise
we wouldn't have you keep saying it over and over again,
like say it a different think about it?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Drink wise? Trinkle wise? What drink Well?
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Now I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Now I'm hearing in my head and I'm like, am
I not saying it right? Mike?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Can you write it on a piece of paper for
lunchbox and put it in front of him?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
So you're so if you what did I say?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
What do you say? Now? They shot a bear with
the needle he went to sleep?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
What do they do to him?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Man, I see, I'm you gotta be thinking now, so
I gotta don't think what they do to him? Tranquilize?
Speaker 8 (35:06):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Tranquil liesent?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Mike wrote it is on a piece of paper. Go ahead,
be confident with your word.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Tranquilizes. Oh your clothes go tranquil tranquil is tranquil is, tranquilize, tranquilize, tranquilize, tranquilized,
because I mean they do it in old school when
he tranquilizes with the dart tranquilized.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
If someone said, yeah, five bucks on the line, and
if you say, if you say it right, you get
the money. You only get to say it once though.
Think about it. Man, he's got the word written in
front of him, five bucks on the line. I will
give you five dollars if you nail it. Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Go?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Tranquil lies.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Change that part.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I don't know what part I said wrong in the
first place, so I don't know what I'm very lost.
I tried to repeat, like when I heard the story.
I heard Bobby say it, and I just repeated what
he said it tranquil trinkle, trinkle, trinkule, tranquilize, tranquil boom,
(36:11):
go tranquilize, well sort of goang it?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
What am I doing this?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Quill lies tranquil eyes.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Now the worst. Son's funny to me because he says
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I don't even tranquilize what tranquilize say right?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
So train train t r A G train train quill
tranqua k w u h train qua lies, tranquilize.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Oh, tranquil quilles, what twink lives? No, that's not right.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Tranquilize, tranquilize, tranquilized. I can't.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
It's funny, and I want to make fun of him
because he like tasted higher than I did on our
dyslexia stuff and what not.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
I don't think it's a learning thing. I think it's
like a tongue speaking.
Speaker 6 (37:04):
Thing, because that's what happens with them in the ambulance ambulance.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
I don't think it's a learning thing. I think it's
a mouth mus You.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Understand how much my wife and I fight over amblance
because my kids like, She's like, you got to teach
them the right way to say it. I'm like, that
is how I say it, So I say it, and
then my kids are like, no, Dad, it's am.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Lance.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
And then I'm like, yeah, amblance and they get oh.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
My gosh, say what you do with a needle when
you shoot it?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Tranquil eyes, tranquilize do.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
That like at this one it's written out for that.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Try q cu train cu lies.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
So it's a speech thing.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
How do you, I don't know, how do you say,
u h what wu wise.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Lies tranquilise. Well, he put you in there, Okay, frank.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Lies trained lies. It kind of sounds like Twinkle Lives.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
When you say that. For sure. Hey Morgan, the photo
shoot that we're having to do. Yeah, yeah, I'm stressed.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
You tell me about it. Wait?
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Why when is it?
Speaker 3 (38:23):
By the way, next Tuesday?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Oh, it is.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Like coming up.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Oh, I don't care. I mean, I just forgot to
clutch in the closet they gave us. It will be
that temple.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Well, but also you and I are supposed to coordinate
on trust stuff.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
I'm just gonna got definitely closet.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Well, you have a different I just guess do you
have a different closet than a say me? Because I
got this email and it's like, okay, we got the
email we were doing, brought this to steal the spot.
Speaker 8 (38:52):
No, it's okay, it's just it's really just more than
I'm stressed because we got the email and I have
five days and it's c M A fest and I
have to pick out our fits. An I don't really
have a lot of these colors that are suggesting, and
so I'm stressing out.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
But what are they saying, like, what are the specifics
that I need to know about?
Speaker 8 (39:07):
Well, we need to wear a lighter colors linen in
one of them.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Yeah, Hey, executive decision. No linen.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
I don't know, no linen. I don't know what linen is.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
We can wear gen no linen, yes, because it's going
to be all wrinkled. No linen. Executive decision. O, hey, trank,
while I that linen? Can you hear linen? No linen? Huh?
Speaker 3 (39:36):
No linen?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Read to me the email and is a bad deal anyway?
Go ahead?
Speaker 1 (39:41):
It says casual white or light but regular okay, light
colored tops, solids, avoid patterns, cotton dress or separates, fine
clean sneaks. Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Can somebody read to me that? No, that can read
actually casual? He just said white or light casual? What Oh?
He didn't say they were jeans.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
I didn't see jeans there it is.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Can you can you show me that, I'll read it
casual okay if.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
You were taking Yes, Okay, two outfits needed boom. The
casual one is jeans white or light but regular.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
No white jeans, no white okay. Number two executive decision,
no white jeans, regular colored top just don't wear black jeans.
I don't know why he says that. You know what,
screw it, we're I don't care what you wear.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Well, I like good idea of having I'm wearing black,
though you're wearing black. You're gonna wear black.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Okay, jeans possibly, go ahead, light colored top solids, avoid patterns.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
I understand that completely. Don't wear patterns. And also, don't
change your hair color the day before the shoot.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
Cotton dress.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Organ number one did that like ten years ago, and
I cannot get over it. And then she changed it
right back right after. For like two years we had
a picture of her with the wrong colored hair.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Go ahead, cotton dress or separates. Fine, I don't know
what that means. Clean sneakers, walking shoes or casual shoes, sandals.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Okay, everyone, here's what this means. Just wear jeans and
a T shirt. It's just casual stuff. But no logos
or no colors. Nothing to me, nothing to it.
Speaker 8 (41:12):
So no colors mean like we should go with the
light color.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
I don't. I literally don't care. Okay, I don't care.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
If you get there.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
With it, no one's sending you home. I promise you.
Just a solid color something.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
He's in it says, In my mind, it's a very
casual linen cotton type outfits. In my mind, white lighter colors,
anything would really match color wise, given the smile style,
I would think white cream or lighter colors, light pinks, blues,
and light greens.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Okay, So here's what I will say.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Imagine you're spending the wikid with your wealthy friend at
their renovated country home. Well, guess what, I don't have
a rich friend that has a renovating country home.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Got it. Here's what I would say. Just look clean,
no patterns or logos, wear your jeans, and just something
that's it's one color. If you can avoid the dark
dark but all black, great, If it's all you have
in your closet, that's okay. But if you can wear
like a blue green whatever. But I don't know what
(42:09):
that means. So we're also not gonna look like what
we don't look like normally. The worst is to get
all dressed up and look like something you never look
like ever. So casual, look casual, but look like it's
put together casual.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Okay, hold on, I haven't finished the dressy casual one.
A dressy casual too huh. Yeah, you're taking a nice
date to this cool party in the country. Colored button
ups with a simple jacket, dresses or slacks.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
In no world with lunchbox. We were a button up.
You don't need a jacket, Okay, but I gotta go
buy a button up that has no logo, right, surely
you have a button up shirt.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Yeah, but they have logos. They have the peng one
on there.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
That's okay. He's saying, like, it doesn't say like oreo
like something you have. But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Honestly, I don't know. I have just a solid color
button Okay.
Speaker 6 (43:01):
But listen, I've seen you wear things that are like
maybe it's a blue button up with teeny tiny little
white dots that you barely see.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Something like that. It doesn't have to you know what
I mean. It's subtle. It's just not like a Paisley
print with lots of color.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
I mean, I literally thought I had to have a
plain shirt.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Just where jean. Listen, just wear jeans like these are
only jeans. I own blue jeans. What are your other jeans?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I have a pair of black jeans.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
But then I have like, don't buy clothes for this.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Well, I had already hit up my stylist, and.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Who's that Ryan? Okay, and who's he?
Speaker 1 (43:34):
This is my buddy, yeah right and he and so
I was like, hey, can you find anything online? I
need to order this stuff.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
I would just say it's like you're going to a company,
like the companies, like, hey, come out to dinner with
some clients.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
Can you stand up? I want to see the jeens.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
I mean, these are like ten years old.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
I haven't.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Those are the ones we bought it in North ten
years ago.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, maybe you just not for this. Maybe. Oh they
look good. Those are fine.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Those are great. Well, they've held up nicely. Good job.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Those are fine. You can wear out for both things.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Actually I should probably wash them my own washing the wall.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Casual and dressy. Just wear a dressing your shirt, all right?
Because I got some brown pants, that's great too. I
got some blue pants, Okay, that would be excellent as well.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
All Right, I just gotta find shirt.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Nobody feel the pressure to go out and buy a
bunch of clothes or any clothes for this if you want, too, great,
but don't feel the pressure.
Speaker 8 (44:18):
Too Okay, So we're not necessarily worried about it.
Speaker 9 (44:21):
The bottom of the email says, please know these are suggestions, and.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah, but that's the whole the whole point is we
don't know.
Speaker 9 (44:27):
They're just suggesting based on this. This is someone who
went there, checked it out, scattered it his thoughts on
what you should wear.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Whatever.
Speaker 9 (44:33):
But they're in all caps suggestions.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
We're not going to the same page.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
We're not gonna and no reason. We pick the venue
because I want to move through the venues and take
three hours. Yes, so he picked a place we could
go to once.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
Yeah, and it's closed. Man, it's like tim, it's away.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
I'm in love. It look good, But don't go buy
a bunch of stuff and just don't work out with
a bunch of logos or loud stuff. Also, shoes, what shoes,
that's it? Whatever dresses you got, get any dress shoes.
I have some gray shoes, perfect.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yeah, and I got some brown ones too.
Speaker 2 (45:04):
Now, no logos, No shoes are tough. Dress shoes mostly
don't have logos.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yeah. Well I have some like cost gray shoes.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
That's cool, those that work wonderfully.
Speaker 8 (45:14):
Okay, So we're not worried about color palette though, necessarily
just need to look nice one casual.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yeah, I just have a beconsistent whatever, just like whatever
your whatever, your mood is. Just it's not loud. It's
not louder than the person next to you. It can
just be a color. You're not gonna wear like a
white top of the black bottom. You don't look like
a oreo. Just be normal. Just be freaking normal. Look good,
(45:41):
but be normal. Stress except for you. You be a
little elevated.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Yeah, but not a lot. I'm gonna get a haircut
perfect but not too.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
But don't die. I agree, don't don't go what you mean.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
Sometimes you go to you go.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
To eleven year old.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Yeah, my new haircut.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
It what is that? You have a new haircut? What
is it? Are to be known for it?
Speaker 1 (46:05):
No? No, it's just it's kind of new.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
It's called longer bank, shorter side right.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Now your hair like you could do your little thing
right now. I don't know perfectly to shave. Sometimes you
go to where you can see your scalp.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
It's called a high skin fade too much, I know,
and like too much, too much skin like as your
friends were telling you.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Don't do high skins too much.
Speaker 3 (46:33):
You don't do it, just leave it, leave it.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Skin a little longer. I like it right now. Yes,
what do you mean, don't do high skin fade?
Speaker 3 (46:40):
I noticed that at my heart.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
What are you kidding me? Joke?
Speaker 2 (46:44):
We're just we're stepping in here.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
Didn't look good.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
These are friends. When friends tell you how it is.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
High skin fade's a little too skinny.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
My my style is liked it.
Speaker 6 (46:54):
No, not for this.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
We're going to go. But everybody, everybody felt a little better.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
I do feel better.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
No one's going to send you home. Yeah, I just
go stress.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
Listen.
Speaker 8 (47:03):
There was so much drama over the hair color. I
wanted to make sure that there was no drum over
the clothes.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
The hair color was Morgan Number one normally has brown hair.
She was bleach blonde for this photo. And then if
she would have committed to that for a year, that's okay,
But like three days later, it's gone again. She got
bleach blonde for a picture. Okay.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
I was stressed.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
I'll never forget that. I was like, what, okay, got it?
You want to commit to the new style. It's like
him if he goes full skin on skin whatever.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
We have this conversation.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
If you go skin on skin, then you need to
keep skin on skin.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
No, I do no, No, it's my new Ryan told no,
we're not.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
If you go typhour skin, then you go typhour skin.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
I had my hair colored yesterday? Can you tell no good?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Subtle?
Speaker 6 (47:48):
I was nervous about that same Morgan's point, Like I
still remember how you reacted to Morgan number one's hair.
So where I was like yesterday was getting it colored,
and I was like, can't be obvious, can't be obvious?
Speaker 3 (47:57):
Can be obvious?
Speaker 1 (47:58):
It's all good.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Everybody a breath, and we'll talk about it again next week. Okay, okay.
Playing this assassin game where we have to shoot each
other with water guns. Can't be at work. And I've
been tracking my prey for like three weeks, learn their schedule,
perfect place, almost perfect time. Yesterday I was thirty seconds
off and Morgan saw me. Oh no, I was thirty
(48:20):
seconds off. I was so perfect. She comes driving up
in her jeep right as I'm getting set, and I
jumped down. I'm like, how could this be? I'll tell
the whole story on the podcast. You listen to the podcast.
I need to know, like what I could do?
Speaker 1 (48:34):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (48:35):
What did I do? I got out on my gun
chas her in her house. Really, that's yes, she has.
That's all the freaking camera. I'm telling you. I was
thirty seconds off. As soon as I pulled around to
part the truck that my Hyundai. As soon as I
pulled around, here comes a freaking jeep with ducks, and
I was like, please don't be Morgan.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
And there are ducks all on the dash, and I'm like,
it's Morgan. I mean I did at about the quacks
coming at me, quack quack right, all the stupid ducks,
and I was like, I'm done. So I fell in
my seat, I got out of my car, I jumped
in a bush. And then it's a whole story because
I did stuff to try to lure her out. But
I'll do it on the podcast. Go lure out like
little candies, yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
Morgad Morgan, Yes, but like her coming home like she
was early on her routine.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
I'll tell you about it. It's all there. I'm so irritated.
I put all this effort into it. Had her had
her Okay, we'll do that on the Bobby Bone Show
podcast if you want to hear the whole story. But
she now knows who her assassin is. So she's got
to hide from me, out of work until we redraw names.
So you guys can all rest assured. It's not you
that I'm trying to kill. And I put in so
(49:45):
much time.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Man, So if you don't kill her, you're eliminated.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Right, No, everything gets redrawn. Anybody that's not dead, it's redrawn.
It's harder to kill Ray or Scuba Steve because they
live in freaking Bfe true. So just because you can't
drive out there, it doesn't mean you're eliminated. So yes,
if you don't kill them, because who you have a
new person. If you don't kill them, are you eliminated?
Speaker 1 (50:09):
No, I'm the only one that's killed someone, so I
mean I'm already good.
Speaker 2 (50:11):
You have somebody new now if I want them, they said,
was the rule if you want them, But they're your person.
Nobody else is getting them, so they're yours to kill
unless until we redrawl then somebody else gets it.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
So Eddie B and the redraw.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
No, he's out, Thank goodness. All right, I'm six ft
under man, I'm podcast. Yes, that's it, thank you, goodbye.
That's all. Get show
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Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
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