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October 2, 2025 51 mins

Bobby talked about hosting  Lionel Richie's book event in Austin for his new book called Truly. He shared some of the great stories he told and the advice he gave him about having a baby. A woman who calls herself a “name nerd,” has turned her obsession for baby names into a booming enterprise with moms and dad paying as much as $30-thousand for her services. Bobby also shares why he and his wife are not sharing baby names with ANYONE. We talked about a carnival ride gone wrong. In the Anonymous Inbox, we talked about the rule on plus-ones for a wedding and what Bobby learned from his ceremony and reception that he thinks will help. Abby shared that she witnessed a guy shoplifting at the store and didn't know what to do about it. Lunchbox shared why he wanted a discount from a hotel he stayed at because of an annoying disturbance. IS he entitled to a free night or is he being dramatic? He brings in the audio evidence!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're good to.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Transmitting.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
This is good.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Welcome to Thursday Show Morning studio.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Let's talk about naming babies. I want to play this
TikTok clip first. Here's a guy that I saw bring
this up.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
This woman charges people thirty thousand dollars to name their
children for them.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
And I cannot stress this enough. If you and.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Your partner are so fundamentally incapable of coming to a
decision together about what your kids should be named that
you were considering paying someone else to.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Do it, you should instead separate. No, that's dumb. That's dumb.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, that means you can't decide on anything, so you
shouldn't be together. It's two people that don't have the
ability to make a single decision. So I'm gonna read
you something about this woman. A San Francisco woman has
turned her obsession with baby names into a lucrative profession.
According to the San Francsco Chronicle, Taylor Humphrey charges indecisive
parents thirty thousand dollars to help them pick out the
perfect baby name. She describes herself as a name nerd

(01:08):
and has already picked out names for more than five
hundred children. Taylor even offers add on services for additional
costs that include baby name branding and identifying a unique
name esthetic. She insists there's a lot more to this
job than people realize. Sometimes I get calls from clients
that are so urgent that I need to drop everything

(01:29):
and help them ride away. Taylor's unique job is currently
earning her hundreds of thousands of dollars per year.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Your thoughts, These are also people where thirty thousand to
them must feel like thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Dollars, probably most, because probably most.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I can't fathom that.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
I can't have them paying five dollars to somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I can't fathom having somebody pay me to pick out
the name.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, it just seems bizarre. I do think that there
might be trouble in their relationship, like that walk guy, though,
Like imagine having to pay somebody for that.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I would say it's two people who can't make a decision, yeah,
or two people who can't agree on again, even if
you have to bring in like a mediator. If you
can't agree on a name, you're not going to pay
it in thirty thousand dollars. You just pick a friend
or you flip a coin.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking flip a coin.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
You know how much flipping a coin costs the price
of the coin. Yes, yeah, that's not thirty I was just.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Gonna say zero dollars, but you're right, probably twenty five cents.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Oh you go a quarter? I want to nickel.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Really, you would flip a No, if we flip a coin,
it's a quarter.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Okay, I like it.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
It's more substantial.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I flip a silver dollar, then Susan B. Anthony.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Then nobody's slipping a dime.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah that's true. Too small, Yeah, way too small? Yeah,
thirty grand to pick a baby name? That's wild. But
you know what, I'm not gonna hate because get it
if you can get it, there's obviously an industry there.
I think some of her add ons like that makes
sense that people are going to pay for that. They're
probably going to be stupid enough to pay for things
like how did you create a baby brand with the name?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like we should check
on these people mentally though, too. I mean, I get
that they have a lot of money, but she taking
advantage of them.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
I don't think it's like a psychic with people who
are vulnerable. I think it's like somebody who is probably
a little weird to herself taking advantage of rich people.
And we know what, we don't mind that. Okay, rich people.
We don't mind taking advantage of rich people. Somebody gave
us advice, and I think we're probably going to do
it anyway. When talking about a baby name, because we
are going to have a baby that they said, share.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
It with no one.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, that's probably.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Smart, because everybody wants to give their two cents. Everybody
has ideas, but share it with no one because you
don't want everybody's two cents or ideas. If you're like
debating between two or three and there's somebody that you're
close to, you can go to them.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
But we're not going to do that.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
So do you think that y'all are gonna agree pretty easily?

Speaker 6 (03:51):
No?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Okay, no, no, you want to hire this one?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
There already must be tension. Are your reaction right now?
I can do any indication? Oh my gosh, Bobby is like,
let's name him, what's the hog razor? Back Razor?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Oh my god, that's already my nephew's name, Razor.

Speaker 7 (04:15):
No, my cousin, my cousins, his name is Razor.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, because of the because of the hog.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah, it's it's a nick name.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, but I mean I could see you fighting legally
for Razor and the middle name back.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Trust me, ain't razorback buttons. Ain't none of that happening.
But we're not gonna pay anybody money. And who knows,
we may have to.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
Plup coin when like, how close of a friend would
it take for you to like chime in and like say.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
I don't like that name? You wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
That's not a close friend. If somebody chimes in without
being asked, that's not.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
A close friend. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I don't think that we would have I think we
would want to support whatever the name is, unless it's
something that's like.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
So we're thinking about going Hitler, what do you get?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yes, Like I was thinking, isis your kid something like that?

Speaker 4 (05:04):
We're calling him Rkeley r Kelly?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Oh that's spelled r k e Lly.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
I don't think that's not the right idea there.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, so thirty thousand bucks to name your baby seems
a bit excessive.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
But you know what, we're not going to shame. We're
not gonna shame people how they spend their money. We're
not gonna pucket.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Watch no, we don't money shame.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
We won't shame home, but we can make fun of
him a little bit.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
So it was an Austin last night for a Linel
Richie book event. He has a new book that came
out this week. It's called Truly. It's a big, fat,
thick book. It's good and I read eighty percent of it.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh, there are lots of pictures.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
There are a good amount of pictures. But he just
has a lot of stories. One story that was in
the book and we talked a bit about Michael Jackson
last night, was when Michael Jackson was a kid and
then Jackson five, Lionel Richie and the Commodorees because that
was Lionel's and opened for the Jackson five. Crazy, so
they went out and their first show with the Jackson
five was Madison Square Garden. And so they go out

(06:07):
and they're opening Michael's like thirteen linels like nineteen, so
Michael is younger, and they sell out Madison Square Garden,
which is crazy because Jackson five there from the Midwest,
Lionel Rich's from Alabama. That whole Commodore's band, it's just
a bunch of college friends from Tuskegi, Alabama, and Lionel
played saxophone, but he never really trained to play saxophone.

(06:28):
He just had it kind of play by year a
little bit. He had a saxophone. They're like you blay saxphones?

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Like yeah, why not?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
So that was the Commodore's a bunch of guys from college,
and so they're up and they're opening for the Jackson five.
And so Lionel at nineteen or twenty and Michael at
thirteen fourteen fifteen became friends. And he said that Michael
Jackson a lot of times smelled bad because and this
is a crazy thing you don't think about when it

(06:54):
comes to fame, is that anytime because they were on
the road all the time, they really didn't go back
home much. Anytime Michael would like send his clothes off
to be cleaned, they would keep most of them because
it was Michael Jackson's clothes, or they would figure out
and he was so famous people wanted to keep his stuff.
So when he had a pair of pants are shirt
he liked, he wouldn't send it to get cleaned because
he wouldn't get it back, so he'd wear it all

(07:15):
the time.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
WHOA and the shirt would ended up stinking.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Oh, because he just everybody wanted whatever was Michael Jackson's
and so Linol would like give him his clothes and
it would be too big, and you see, Michael Jackson's
clothes are way too big.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
But it was line'll going.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Here, take these clothes, like where these It wasn't because.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
They needed the money.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
There was another point too that Joe Jackson he was
very abusive to Michael and that came out probably way later.
Joe Jackson managed the band, and the Commodores were awesome,
like high energy. People wanted to find them as funk
because it was all black guys, but they weren't. They

(07:55):
were charting on country radio, they were charting on pop radio.
They really weren't charting on the traditional black arts as
much as they were charting on the traditional white charts,
which confused everybody. And they were developing such a following
that even the newspapers that would review the shows, they
would give the Jackson Five good reviews, but they'd be like,
we're so surprised at how good the Commodoors were. And

(08:16):
it wasn't that the Jackson Five wasn't as good as
the Commodore's people just expected the Jackson five to be awesome,
but a lot of the ride ups would be The
Commodores blew our minds because we had no idea that
an opener was going to be that good. Not saying
they were better, just saying that was a big surprise.
And they got to one of their shows and their
stuff wasn't there and they couldn't find their instruments and

(08:38):
their clothes because they wore like costumes, like matching type costumes.
Turns out Joe had sabotaged all their stuff, Michael Jackson's dad,
and so wow, shady, yeah, shady. We did like an
hour and a half last night. It'll be a full
Bobby cast. I love Lionel and I was super pump

(09:00):
that he invited me to do that. Like I said,
he did four of these shows, or he's doing four
the shows. I think he has another one in Las
Vegas tonight, and so he was like, hey, will you
come do this. I know Austin's like a home to you,
and we're finding people that are familiar with these cities.
And so I was like, yeah, that's great, and they
were like, hey, we'll pay you whatever, and I was like,
better than the money. Can I just have the ability

(09:21):
to record all this content and keep it? And there
was like yeah, So we went and rented a bunch
of cameras shot at multi camera and it'll be a
Bobby cast and we'll have it up on my Bobby
Bone channel YouTube probably next week. It was pretty great.
It's pretty great, Like he's compelling when he speaks, and
I didn't have to do much as far as I
knew all the information because I read most of the book.

(09:43):
I tried to finish it. I just couldn't finish it.
Was it was a long one. Yeah, I mean I
really dedicated myself. But yeah, on once he gets talking,
he just tells stories.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Is great.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I think the crowd wanted him to sing, but he
said at the beginning, Hey, this is not a music show.
I don't have a band. This is weird for me too,
so I'm not really going to do a bunch of singing.
There were a couple of times where I like go
to the men to be and like like give me
a little bit of like is he easy?

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Like Sunday morning.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
They'd be like ah, they would get smart and he's like,
I'm not a singing try yeah, because then he has
to sing every song then people.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
So we did that.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Got home last night, like midnight. It's brutal, brutal, brutal night.
I didn't hit my laptop with me, which is stupid.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, that's weird. Why'd you what happened?

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Because I was just going to come right back.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Oh so you purposefully didn't take it.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, I didn't forget it fort it. No. I wish
I would have thought about it, because on the way back,
I was like, oh, man, I could be working on
the show tomorrow. And I sent Mike a text because
Mike and I just trade notes all night and then
I'll send him a big like overall list and grit
and stuff that we possibly will talk about. I'm like,
y ain't getting anything from me tonight. I'll just send
it in the morning. And I got home and I
was like, I can't. I'm I can't go to sleep

(10:54):
not working and having some sort of plan. So I
think he got the notes about twelve thirty last night.
He said he was surprised to get anything. I was
surprised to send anything. Yeah, probably fell asleep, brown one
got up, came up, but it was it was a
fun show. We'll have it all up sometime soon. But
there's that TikTok video that Lionel and I did and
I was like, I can't remember the words of this song.
It's up on my Instagram TikTok and I was like,

(11:16):
it's he's And then he comes up. He's like, he's
a like Sunday morning. He can use practice. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's why they keep practicing kids.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
So I know he said it's a thick, long book.
But if people I just looked it up and it's
on audible so you could listen to it if they
it's good.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
It's really good. But he has so many stories.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
It'd probably be cool to hear him say the stories
in his voice.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I don't know if he does the audiobook or not. Really,
it doesn't okay.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
It is narrated by Blair Underwood.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
What yeh? Blair Underwood and narrated. He's Blair Underwood, famous actor.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh yeah, Like it'd be cooler if it was Lionel.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
But but there's an introduction by Lionel himself, offering like
a candid look at his life from his earlier but
then Blair takes over.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I got to tell my favorite line of Richie story
in front of line of Richie, which I've never done,
which is the time I went over to host American Idol,
wasn't really going to It's like eight minutes till the
show started. They're like, Ryan is sick. He's tried to
get every cant you have to host. I'm like, okay,
And I didn't think the show was bigger than me.
I've been doing this forever, but I didn't know like
stage direction, because there's a lot of that. That's not

(12:23):
just talking to a camera. It's knowing what camera where
to walk so you don't get hit by props, so
you know where the people are coming from. You have
a minute a half to get to this point. Like
all that stuff, I didn't know because we didn't rehearse it,
and so I was just kind of running through it.
And the story is like a puff of smoke, and
Lionel was standing beside me.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
It's like Commodore.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I was nineteen sixty three, and so I got to
tell this story about him telling a story about when
the commodoors were just thrown on Dick Clark not being ready,
and it was fun.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
It's fun. He's he's awesome.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
He gave me like ten minutes of baby talk. He
was like, babies not on stage, because we were hanging
out and the dressing room before. He's like, you're having
a baby, let me tell you about babies. They're going
to ask you to be on the entertainment committee when
that baby gets to be a kid, and they're gonna say,
you know famous people, so why don't you get famous
people to come and do a charity event at our school?

(13:11):
Because you knew who else was on the entertainment committee.
Friend Lionel. I didn't want to be, but I was.
And he's doing an impression if him, like it looks
like he's scooting something, and I'm like, I know, what
are you doing. I'm moving a chair to this table
because this table needs more people sitting here for the
for the event we're happened tonight that I organize on
the entertainment committee. So yeah, we'll have it up probably

(13:35):
next week, just because I want to make sure because
that first two weeks of book comes out are the
two big weeks because they're trying to hit like bestseller lists.
But yeah, that's what's up. It was really cool. I
love the Paramount Theater. That's my favorite theater because that
theater is very personal to me. There are cooler physical theaters.

(13:56):
The Warner Theater in DC comes to mind because I
went right right by the Capitol.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
It's large, like majestic.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
But the Paramount Theater went to so many shows when
we were in Austin, and that was the first, like
the first time I ever sold that out.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
I have a picture of me on the stage afterward.
It's really cool.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
And then the password for the WiFi there is about Houdini.

Speaker 7 (14:16):
Oh really, Yeah, So did you tell Lionel about the
whole no Ah, Man, here's the thing about Lionel.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
You say a couple things and you let him talk
for a long time. That's true. Yeah, let him. He
let him. He's got a lot of stories.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
He was telling Jack Nicholson story last night about when
you're on the entertainment committee they want you to do
other things. One time it was me and Jack Nicholson
and Jack walks up and says, what's the tuition here?
They tell him and he writes a check for three
times that he goes, this is enough for me not
to be on any of the committees. And he says
don't don't hit me up. That was Jack Nicholson's committee.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
I like that, But.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
He's it's this one crazy story because he's been famous
for so long. He's been famous since the sixties. Like
the only people that I can think of that have
been famous that long and are still relevant and like
still can talk about it like vividly, in great detail
and be compelling is Aerosmith, like Stephn Tyler. Yeah, And
I haven't talked to him in a long time, but

(15:12):
they were famous in the late sixties. Like to be
so famous. The reason the Commodore's broke up and they
were together close to fifteen years, which is wild because
you would think if we weren't alive, then they were
like together a couple of years and they broke up
and he went solo. But he was like, I never
wanted to leave the Commodores. What had happened was he
started They all wrote songs in the band. This is

(15:34):
more from the book. The Book's great. They all wrote
songs from the band, and they would figure out what
songs that were gonna put on the record. And Line
wasn't really the lead singer. He was someone who sang
a little bit. We played saxophone. There was a different
guy that was the lead singer for the most part,
and so but they all wrote songs and he said,
you play like thirty seconds of the song and the
baby be like eh or okay. But none of his
ballads were getting cut by the Commodores, like almost none.

(15:58):
Three times a lady I think was cut by the
commed And he's like, I had this song and they
were like pass And he said, I got a call
from country in Western at the time was what it
was called singer Kenny Rodgers. And they weren't close yet,
and Kenny's like, hey, I know you have these songs
that you're not cutting, these ballads, Like can you meet
me and and give me some of these songs because

(16:20):
I I want to cut them, I want to record them.
And Linel was like, well, we were on tour. Their
drummer gets in like a motorcycle accident. They can't go
on tour. So it's like, well, I have the day
free now, and so he goes over to Vegas to
meet Kenny Rodgers and Kenny's going on and on about
his wife and he's like man and Lionel had this
song called baby and Kenny's like, I met this lady
and she's just awesome, and he kept referencing how she

(16:42):
was like the first lady he had ever met, and
he he's like, he got a song about that, and
he's like, well it's been called baby, but he goes,
I do It's called it lay Dead, and so Kenny
cuts that song records it. It's super popular. Lionel's known
as the writer, and so then everybody starts to interview
him about the songs he's written for other people, and

(17:03):
it starts to be, hey, when you started the Commodore's, Like,
I didn't start to Commodore's, But he's the only part
of the band that everybody wants to interview because he's
found success in another place as well, And so then
it starts to be people start calling him Lionel, Richie
and the Commodoors and they tell the band you got
to trouble. You got to get in line behind Lionel
like he's now in line, is like, I'm not the
lead guy, and he said, I just got so tense
that he was like, I never wanted to leave the band,

(17:24):
but the band wasn't the band, And so he did
a couple solo things as just a I'm gonna do
this on the side, and that popped and there was
some animosity within the band because Lionel was now promoted
to the front and he didn't want that. And he's like, Okay,
you guys still do this because I don't want the
band to break up, and I'll go do a couple
of solo things.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
And then it turned into him and that worked out.
It worked out pretty good.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
It was great, So listen to it. Check the book out.
Was there until you know, late last night messed out
my food.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Order on the way home, which was terrible. I ordered no,
they just brought the wrong stuff.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I ordered food to the back to the theater and
so I was gonna fly and eat on the way home.
And yeah, I ordered like a steak and they brought
me a cup of like side of steak, which is
like six pieces.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Yeah side of steak. Yeah, So what did you eat it? Yeah?
It was small, there was nothing to that's all.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
It was.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Though I would hear a whole steak meal, but instead
they just delivered a little cup of steak that was
the whole thing. Like someone was just gonna order a
cup of steak and pay the delivery fee. So uh, okay,
it'll be up next week.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
But I'm here. We're good. Thank you guys for also
being here.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Anonymous sin by Anonymous Sinbo.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Here's the question to Ben. Hello, Bobby Bones.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
My fiance and I are in the middle of planning
our wedding and have different views on plus ones. I
feel like we should only allow guests to bring serious partners, married,
engage or living together. My fiance, on the other hand,
thinks we should be more relaxed and let people bring
casual dates if they want. Part of me worries that
if we open up to anyone, we'll end up with
a bunch of random strangers in our wedding photos and

(19:13):
at our tables, but my fiance says it's about making
our guests feel comfortable. What's the best call here? Is
there some sort of etiquette rule we should follow signed
bride versus groom. Okay, so there are a couple of
factors here. As I have had a wedding in the
last five years, it doesn't matter who's sitting at the
tables for pictures.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
It doesn't matter like any of that, Like it's gonna
be weird.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
People we don't know in pictures of our wedding if
they're not in the main pictures. But you're not gonna
look at that much anyway after the first year, Like
you may occasionally go back to them, as long as
you're not in the main picture of like you with
your mom and dad or like a family, it doesn't matter.
So don't worry about people sitting at random tables and
that's gonna be in the pictures. Heck, some of the
people that you invite to your wedding as real guests,

(19:55):
you're not even gonna have a relationship within a year
and a half two years, So don't look at it
like that. If it's a money issue, I completely understand.
So if you're doing it for a budget, just say, hey,
you can come with a partner if they're a real partner.
But if it's not a money issue and you're worried
about a bunch of randoms, don't worry about that because
that's not going to matter at all. The one thing

(20:16):
I would say is don't allow phones in the actual ceremony.
You can have mine, who cares if you have them
in the reception, but don't allow them in the ceremony.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, I mean, really it boils down to money, I
wouldn't Yeah, I'm with you one hundred percent. I won't
worry about the pictures. And yeah, you are throwing the
reception is yes, it's for you, but you're throwing a
party for your guests, so why not let them have
a good time? But yeah, and you would you handle
that with the invites. If you send them an invitation
and it says plus one, they know they get to

(20:43):
bring a plus one. If it's addressed just to them,
they know that it's just them.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Don't worry about randoms being there. If it's not a
money issue. If it's not a money issue, let the
people you love bring people they like. If it is
a money issue, yeah, for sure, that makes sense. Or
if it's a we can only invite so many people
and if they bring a plus one, we can't fit
in other people exactly. That kind of stuff is fine.
To make sure that it's only like dedicated partners.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
And your guests will understand that, Like I would understand
if I if my friend said, hey, we really only
have this much space, so these people are bringing plus ones,
but you're not really dating anybody, So no, the.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Guy you met at the bar Tuesday night. Yeah, not happening,
And why you at a bar and Tuesday night? That's
our suggestion. Don't wrap yourself up in things that really
don't matter. That would be my biggest piece of advice
when it comes out in a wedding. None of this
stuff is gonna matter. You're gonna get there, it's gonna
be awesome, and then it's gonna be over before you
know it. So don't worry about that. And you know,
I gotta spend a bunch time looking back at your pictures.
You'll look back for a little bit a couple of months,

(21:39):
but every once in a while you might go back,
or you might do a throwback Thursday to your wedding
in a couple of years on Instagram. But that's it,
so yeah, enjoy it. Don't let the whole things get
in the way. All right, close it up. What is
your list.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Most attractive female hobbies according to men.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Reading?

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Oh, it's on there.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, boom, that's number seven.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
There's ten latchbox ooh, drinking, Oh, that's a good one.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (22:09):
Like you want a girl that wants to go out
and have fun.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Is drinkings there, drinkings on their partying zone on there.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
So this is what guys think is the hottest that
women do.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Did y'all find this very attractive?

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Oh? Yo, thanks Eddie? Watching sports?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
I don't see that on here that is so hot,
although I can see how y'all are into that.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
When girls are watching sports, it's so cool man, So
yes and no, I guess it depends.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
If they know sports, that's that's hot. That's cool.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
If they don't know sports and are like, I don't
know sports, that's cool. If they don't know this is
a guys ain't girls? If they don't know sports and
they act like they know sports, not cool.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
So yeah, because that's annoying.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yes, yeah, yeah, but that I can also be dudes
as well.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
That's want to make sure I'm clear.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
But most times in my life when I've been with
people who reacting like they know more than they do,
it's been females.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Okay, so far, you'll just have one reading lunchboxs y'all.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Yoga?

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, well, okay, working out? Made it?

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Sit ups? Oh, okay, got it?

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Working out is actually number one, So apparently you'll find
that the hottest.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
I think what guys find the hottest from when girls
work out is what happens after they work out. They
get in shape, the result of the result of working out,
I think.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Okay, or y'all like to watch them work out?

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yeah, no, I don't think that's it. You can't.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
I'm not saying we don't like to watch them work out,
but I'm saying, no, that's not And.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
You have to be real careful watching I'm working out.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, like you have to look through a mirror and
then catch another mirror.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
You can't look right at them.

Speaker 9 (23:42):
But it's not necessarily when they're working out. It's like
when they're done, they're walking out or walking to their
car and they're at leisure where and they got a
little sweat glistening on their forehead.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, okay, Okay, So I'm turned into a bunch of
pervy answers.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
I know we're trying. We're just trying to guess. Okay, okay,
So what's the question again.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
The top ten most attractive female hobbies according to men.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Are top ten most attractive.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
And you've got reading and working out, Okay.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
I mean the hobbies they have.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
This might sound sexist, Go ahead, cooking.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah, that's number six.

Speaker 9 (24:12):
Okay, okay, Eddie, if you're on that line cleaning.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
No, cleaning is not on the list.

Speaker 9 (24:22):
Like you see her pushing that swipper, you're like, all right.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Okay, hey, actually I think that women find it hot
when guys.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Clean, pulling another woman's hair like fighting.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
When they grab another woman's hair and they go to town.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
You lost the plot here. It's a hobby.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
It's hard.

Speaker 8 (24:44):
I mean, what other hobbies do women have?

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Okay, okay, that's a good question.

Speaker 8 (24:47):
Okay, okay, I really don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Making OnlyFans videos, yeah, yeah, it's not on the list.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
David, Oh, I didn't know we were doing per minute.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
No, we're not. We're just trying to guess. Is a
game they've trapped me.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I started reading I ended up in only bands?

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Is bad trajectory?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Okay, okay, let's think about this seriously, reading cooking, cleaning,
pillow fight, working out. When they play golf, that's pretty hot.
Playing sports, that's where is that one?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
No?

Speaker 4 (25:19):
No playing playing instruments?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Uh no, But I'll give you singing it's on there. Okay,
that's it's musical performing. You know my wife sings a lot.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Men, men, men, men, menly men, men, men, men, men men.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
And then I come in and I go man men
men men manly men, because uh we watched Charlie Sen
documentary and.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
That's and they do that. It's men. Yeah, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
I feel like I should just run through these. I
don't have any others are going to struggle. Creative crafts, man, that's.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Not you guys what that guys don't care?

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Gardening okay, dancing, yes.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Oh okay, that's that's that's.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Good art, traveling and photography.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Traveling, Yeah, how is that attractive hobby?

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Just that she's cultured Okay, okay, and then like if
she has one of those fancy cameras, like she's a
photographer and she creates her art that way.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
I just do what he fulfilled. Y'all like that. I
like when you have something to do, because they like
when I have something to do. Shocked hairpool is not
on there. Yeah me too.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
That was really strong when I felt like I came
out of out of the stands for that one.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Here's here's a video clip my house. Here we go
man manly man man man man man man. It's many
manly man man man man man man man manly man
Man man man. That's what we do all day. That's
kind of fun.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
It's time for the good news.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
So way back in nineteen seventy, this woman, Debbie, she
was only eleven years old and she was watching a
TV show, Big Marble. Well, they had this whole deal
where you could ride in the show and they'd set
you up with a pim pal, and they did. They
set her up with Jane in England. For the last
fifty years they have been pin pals because of this.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Guess what the show. Yeah, because of the they were
like the conduit to find a pin pal. The Big
Man TV used to be awesome. Yeah, well we only
have three channels, dude, dude, you can just do that
on from TV.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Dad. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
It was a children's solidan show. You could ride in
and they would match you with a pimpal man.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
That feels creepy in today's world. Oh yeah, yeah, but I.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Mean it was yeah, no back young Girl on Young Girl.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
That sounds great.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
That okay. They would write about their lives, school, eventually, marriage,
raising children. Debbie and her two daughters traveled to London
and the pin pals met for the first time.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
That's cool and turns out she was a woman.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
No, she was. They were the same age now, yes,
she was to happen today.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
And some kids like I want to be like a
forty seven year old dude named Chuck who was lying
it to be a kid.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
We'd be like, oh, can you believe even people are weird?

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yeah, yo, that's today, though not back in the sound
Back then, my times were good.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good. I like it. That's fine.
It's fun to actually also to like go to London,
that's cool too. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
And I wonder with your daughter.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
I wondered too if they clicked or was it awkward
for a little bit, like we only know each other
from the.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Pen they embraced with their first hugger and hug and
then they toured London landmarks together and shared old photos
and letters.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Even if you're like five hundred years old in the
last ten years, you can do it on social media,
even Facebook.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
True.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
I wonder if they ever moved to Facebook and then
decided we'd meet. Yeah, I'm just transitioned.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
They didn't stay the letters. That's my point.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
All right, there we go. Good story, that's what it's
all about. That was telling me something good, give a
drive and you see one of those little carnivals pop up,
and you're like, man, like, that would be fun, but
also that'd be dangerous.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
But that'd be fun, but that'd be dangerous. So do
you know what the zipper is? The ride?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
This is the one that's like you're just one on
your one on top, one on bottom, and it likes
back and forth.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
It doesn't sling. That's it's called the slingers called. This
one goes around like a ferris wheel, goes like up
up and down circle. Yeah, you're like in a two
person in a box, yeah, a person cage and it
goes around and it also swings and the freaking thing breaks.
Oh my good.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Okay. This is from ABC seven LA. Listen to this clip.

Speaker 10 (29:25):
Alarming new video of a ride that malfunctioned at a
school carnival last night.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
In the Peco Union neighborhood.

Speaker 10 (29:32):
You can see some of the carriages nearly fully detaching,
falling and slamming into one another on a ride commonly
known as the Zipper. One witness commented some of the
riders were trapped up to an hour, but somehow, after
seeing that video, no injuries have been reported.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, except for like emotional and mental Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
The trauma of never being able to ride again.

Speaker 8 (29:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I think as I've gotten more mature and become more
of an an intelligent adult in a lot of ways,
the less I've wanted to be on these rides at carnivals.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Because those things are mobile.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
I like my rides to be in a dedicated space
where they've done tests for years, and for years in
that dedicated space, people have ridden them.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
You know.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
If there's always that chance, yes, but there's more of
a chance whenever you get you put the ride up
for three days, and you got to rebuild it with
somebody who probably only works there part time, who's doing
the rebuilding and the writing. One of my favorite things
on TikTok Too is watching people when they get on
those slingshot.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Rights you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
There's a camera with the guy who slings them up
or drops them down, and he says stuff like, oh man,
it looks like your seat belts boom, and he shoots
them off.

Speaker 8 (30:42):
It's so funny.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Those are funny because he's just messing with people.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
And so there'll be two people on it and they put
that chess bar down on them, and he's like, Okay,
before we get started, something is wrong with your bar
and she's like yeah. He goes, yeah, I don't know,
and then he hits the button. I watched those all day.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Yeah, those have come across.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
My algorithm, and if you watch one, you get like
nine and then they want to see if you're really dedicated.
And I'll watch them because they're quick. I love a
good tricking people into thinking they're going to die, that's
a good.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Those are fun. What's your algorithm right now?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I mean, I don't know. Mine's kind of all over
the place. I feel like something that's consistent is the
ad D stuff, which makes sense all over the place.
Maybe that's why I want all over the place. But
then also I have ADHD content. But I did see
the one of the head guys that runs Instagram. He said,
they're not listening to us.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Okay, yeah, that's the one person I want to not
listen to.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Is the person who's listening to us. Oh, of course
they have to lie.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
I don't feel like he was lying. I felt like,
oh wow. But then I'm like, well, how in the
world do I say one thing? And then the egg
I get an Instagram ad for it, I mean, explain
that one.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
So here's mine.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
I got Arkansas razorbag a girl talking about Bobby Patrino. Okay,
that's one their football we have a new coach. Another
one is I follow a couple of news people. Here's
uh Paul George basketball player. It's a lot of sports,
how to get trending more?

Speaker 4 (32:12):
And then nineties wrestling? Those are those are my fourth things?
That's all you? Yeah? Yours Dallas Cowboys? Uh, Bobby Lee, Oh.

Speaker 7 (32:23):
Keith Urban Oh oh Keiman just popped up Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Yeah, Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
What is yours?

Speaker 8 (32:31):
Good question?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Man?

Speaker 8 (32:33):
I got some of Morgan.

Speaker 9 (32:34):
Morgan seems to pop up on mine like well, like
whenever she posts her he.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Didn't follow anybody on TikTok no.

Speaker 9 (32:45):
I don't TikTok. I don't even really, I mean, I
don't follow anybody. I think it's because we've collabbed on
a couple of dance videos back in the day.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
So every time I open to know you're a fan
of Morgan, it's like.

Speaker 9 (32:55):
It's like I'm the biggest fan of Morgan because I
get every video Morgan posted of her cooking her getting
a snack.

Speaker 8 (33:02):
What else did you do you? I don't know what
else she's.

Speaker 9 (33:04):
Been doing, but her and her boyfriend's sitting there doing
a podcast.

Speaker 8 (33:06):
So not talk about that again.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Don't ride rides. I think that's the moral of the
story here. Don't ride rides and aren't permanently fixed to
a place. That's what I would say. Everybody lived on
the Zipper. It's all good. But if you watch the video,
we'll post it up on our socials. The thing breaks,
I don't want to watch that because nobody dies. It's
easier to watch, Okay, So we'll post it up. You
guys can see it. So Abby saw somebody shoplifting, Abby,

(33:32):
walk us through what you saw.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
I was at a gas station and I was kind
of on a mission, so I was walking really fast,
and I went to the very back, kind of the
corner one of the refrigerators, and there was this guy
and he was like stuffing his pants, like he had
baggy shirt on, baggy pants, and he had like two
beer Tall Boys candy chips, and I was like.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Oh my gosh, they were jeans. They were just huge
baggy jeans. He was trying to keep.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Up and I was like, oh shoot, I like panicked.
I'm like, oh my gosh, I hey.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Because he was like, hey, how's it going.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
I'm like, I saw he saw you see him? Oh
for sure that you saw.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Okay, yes, yeah, yeah, I mean I saw it all.
And I was like, oh man, I don't know what
to do, and so I went up to the counter
to buy.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
My No, I'm staying away from the counter because I
don't want him to think I'm ratting him out. Well,
but then that.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Your mind, My mind doesn't go there.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
That's right, I go.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
I go, So what do you do? Then leave?

Speaker 2 (34:27):
I put my stuff down and I leave.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Don't say what you did yet?

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Then?

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Okay, So Amy, what do you do? Exact situation? He
sees you see him?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yeah, I put down whatever I have and I just leave.
I leave. I don't want to be right or I
don't need them that dad, what if he's armed and dangerous,
he's already not making good decisions. Yeah, he could already
be just I don't have.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Roof for a gun. He said all that, he's.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Not making good decisions already, and I don't want to
be a part of what could be next.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Okay, So Amy says she sees him see her.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
I'm for sure not going to the counter because then
he thinks I'm ratting him out.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Eddie, what do you do?

Speaker 7 (35:12):
I think I'm gonna get my phone out and video
it what he may.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
See you video now, he's for sure gonna be.

Speaker 7 (35:19):
Literally get behind the chips and be like, I want
to film in this way.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
No way, I wouldn't even do that.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
He wouldn't no, because there's danger. If he sees you
doing that, he may attack you. Oh, lunch buck, to
what you do easy?

Speaker 9 (35:30):
I just look at him like, hey man, I'm not
gonna tell you're good. You say something, yeah, because he
knows you saw Like he's looking at you, and you
can feel him knowing that you saw him.

Speaker 8 (35:40):
Just be like, I don't care today mine. You take
what you want.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
I don't think I would speak, because I wouldn't want
like the gas station registered guy hearing me speak because
anything's accomplished.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
Oh yeah, and he's like somebody was with him.

Speaker 8 (35:52):
They were talking about it helped them get out of there.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
So I don't think.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
I think I'm just moving my eyes off and acting
like I saw nothing. I don't think I'm going to
go up to the counter and be like, Hey, this
guy's stealing.

Speaker 8 (36:04):
What are they going to do?

Speaker 4 (36:05):
We'll stop them. They won't stop at a gas station.

Speaker 7 (36:08):
They have a button that they hit the I think
that's the pounding button if you getting robbed.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
I don't think it's for the poor boys.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
I just feel like, yeah, if I was working at
a gas station and somebody who like above my pay grade.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
A lot of people that work at gas stations own
the gas station. Though these are small gas stations. It's
not a walmart where you don't well, not all, but
a significant amount people are part of the ownership.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
I try to take inventory of what they're stealing and
then call it a loss.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Abby. What you do?

Speaker 3 (36:36):
So I walked up to the counter, I put my
drink down, and I almost like, I almost was like, hey,
that guy back there, you.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Can't do almost you can't do it.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
So, as I was paying the guy walked out, I
distracted the the cashier while the guy walked out with
all his.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
I didn't mean to, but that's I did.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
He's doing like ballet to the left and the cat
looks at her and the guy can sneak out.

Speaker 6 (37:02):
No.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
That guy used me, though, which I didn't like that,
and then I thought about being like, hey, do you
see that guy right there?

Speaker 4 (37:08):
He's walking over Okay.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
But you can't do I thought about because you also
could say I thought about tackling him and saving the
gas station.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
That's different though.

Speaker 7 (37:15):
If he's already at the door, why not tell the
cash here at that point, it's like he's already gone.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
That's a good.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Point that I feel safer about that.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
I would probably do that. I almost did this, stop it.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
There are a lot of thoughts in my head in
that moment, But I guess the right thing, yeah, you
tell them after they leave.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
I don't know there's the right thing.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
I don't know there's a moral obligation there because I
also don't want to get jump.

Speaker 7 (37:41):
Yeah, and we really don't know how we would react
until we're in that moment.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
I do I know exactly how i'd react to go
for it. I told you I'm leaving out of there,
all right.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
You hat a little drama at the hotel lunchbox, Oh yeah,
I mean two nights in a row.

Speaker 9 (37:56):
I mean one was like twelve thirty am. The next
night maybe one fifteen am. The room next to us
had a little yapper, and it decides the yap in
the middle of the night.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
I dog, yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
You recorded this with your phone. That's through a wall.
That's through a wall.

Speaker 9 (38:20):
And so I called the front desk and I was like,
hey man, there's a dog barking.

Speaker 8 (38:24):
Of course I went back to bed.

Speaker 9 (38:25):
I don't know what happened, but when I'm checking out,
I finally said, hey, like, you know, with that dog barking,
you know, do I get some.

Speaker 8 (38:32):
Kind of discount?

Speaker 9 (38:34):
And the person working in the front's like, I don't know.
I'd have to talk to the manager and they're not
here right now, but I can take down your information
and he'll reach out. So tell me when you hear
that and it wakes me up two nights in a row,
what kind of discount should I be given?

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Well?

Speaker 8 (38:52):
None?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
After the fact, I think when you call and you
say this is happening and it won't stop, can you
move me rooms? Like that's the first thing, and that sucks,
But you have two sucks. You either got a dog
yapping or you got to move your room. At least
if you move your room, the dog doesn't gap anymore.
And it's temporary. You got it for two nights. You
can even do it after the first night and you're like, hey,

(39:13):
the dog barked all night last night. If I'm with them,
I need to have a different room. If they can't
meet that, then I think you discussed with them. Hey,
I'm gonna need discount on my rate that I'm about
to pay. You can't do it at the end. They
have no reason I know, to be like, yeah, we're
gonna give you a discount, not when it's over. So
I think you didn't go to it at the right time.

(39:35):
So none, I'm gonna go none after the fact. Did
you blame me your audio from your phone?

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Oh yeah, you have audio, so hear that.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah that's terrible.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Oh no, it's so annoying.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
But it's like allowed if people are like watching TV loud,
or if they're like doing it, you know, you.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Bang on the wall or you call. You're like, hey,
I can't get.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Any sleep, and they're like, hey, we'll move your room.
If they can't do that, then they should just make
the stay cheaper. But you can't go after the fact
and ask for it stay cheaper or a free night. Well,
I think it's free night, but you don't get it
at the end, is my point. If you don't ask
for it while it's happening, they're not going to give
it to you've already stayed. They have no reason and
no why would they give you a discount after it's over.

Speaker 7 (40:19):
You have to do it while the dogs yapp in
and be like, look, there's a dog next door that
won't stop barking, and we need to do something or
I need a free night you I.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Mean, I'm playing the audio. I guess I suppose that
multiple people on that floor would be really bothered. They
can't give a free night to everybody.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Do we know anybody else? Called? And does anybody else?
Work for radio show? And they look for bits so
they record stuff.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
I mean, gosh, how was the person with the dog
even sleeping?

Speaker 8 (40:45):
I mean, I don't even know the person that was
in the room.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
If it was the dog, they didn't even the dog.

Speaker 9 (40:52):
I mean, they have been out doing something in the
middle of the I have no idea. I just heard
the dog barking and I had to call the front
desk and say, hey, this dog. As you happen, They're like, well,
send someone up to check. But then I go back
to bed. So I don't know if they knocked on
the door what they did. So I asked for the discount,
and the manager has reached out to me.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Okay, and with what discount?

Speaker 9 (41:11):
The manager emailed me to my email and said, I
am sorry about the inconvenience of the dog. If you
would have told us earlier, we could have moved your rooms,
but there's unfortunately nothing we can do at this time.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Yeah, that's there.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
You go.

Speaker 7 (41:25):
Thanks a lot, man, But you also messed up too,
because you're like, I went back to bed. I don't
know what happened, so you could sleep no problem.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Then I had a second night of it, like like
you got to complain?

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Is on you?

Speaker 8 (41:37):
How is it on me?

Speaker 9 (41:38):
How do I know that the dogs stay in there
two nights? I mean the dog could have been I
don't know. I go to bed and all of a sudden,
I wake up at one thirty in the morning or whatever.

Speaker 11 (41:47):
It's like, dang dog's still here. Like you're you consider
yourself an alpha? Mal right, I am an alpha. Why
didn't you go knock on the door and tell them
to shut their dog up? But there's gonna be trouble? Well,
I mean, I mean and then I have to get dressed.
Are you having a beta weekend?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
No, you don't care about that kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Yeah, you your alpha.

Speaker 9 (42:06):
I don't know who show up amy, I don't know
who's in that room. So if I'm not alphas, don't care,
alpha's alpha. If there's a child in that room and
I knock on the door, naked, guess who gets in trouble?

Speaker 4 (42:14):
What not? Put shorts on.

Speaker 11 (42:19):
A towel, you'll have to walk out, but naked a
strange child.

Speaker 9 (42:23):
I said, I would have to get dressed, and you
guys go, why, well, because I've.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Never heard you'll have to put on a suit and tie.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
It's didn't occur to us that we thought you would
like show up naked and then there might be a child.
That's not where my brain went. Our brains were just thinking, like, normally,
you take care of business.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yeah, like you you say you take care of business
because you're alpha male.

Speaker 9 (42:42):
I am on alpha, And it was just it was
unfortunate that this dog was annoying as crap, and I
thought they would take care of it, and they.

Speaker 8 (42:48):
Really just shot me down. Nothing. Oh, sorry for the inconvenience.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
I think we learned something here though, you have to
ask while it's happening, because they have no reason to
credit you anything after the fact. If you're not like
a Man of Rewards member and someone who can prove
that by you switching, it's gonna affect in even a
minor part of their bottom line.

Speaker 9 (43:07):
Okay Alpha, Yeah, I mean I'm I didn't want to
come in that much because I didn't.

Speaker 8 (43:12):
Want to move in the middle of the night. Then
I got to pack up my suitcase.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Okay, but what's worse, because you're in an unfortunate situation,
So you can have all the unfortunate of you not
being almost sleep because of the dogs barking, or you
can have some mid unfortunate and go to a different room,
leave all your stuff in that room, sleep, and just
come back and move in the morning.

Speaker 8 (43:26):
Oh I didn't think about that, and I'd have been smart.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Some people are staying online. You're beta box? Is that true?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
No?

Speaker 8 (43:33):
I am Alpha, like you guys have.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Beta Box is trending now. Beta box is now trending
across America. Beta Box.

Speaker 9 (43:40):
Yeah, you guys have seen me in situations. I handle things.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Now we're on.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
The guy came crashing into his neighborhood and like ran
over the colend.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Oh but his neighbor though.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
When the kids in lunchbocks, like I recorded us going
and beating up this drunk guy and it's his neighbor
doing all the fighting and less like he's like.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well he said.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
Okay, fair enough, it's time for the good news, Bobby.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
So deputies pulled over this guy. His plates didn't match
his vehicle. Obviously he was doing something, so they called
in the plates there like that ain't right. So the
guy was using fake plates. They put him under arrest,
and that is not the good part of the story.

Speaker 10 (44:23):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
The person they got arrested was an Uber Eats driver
and had food and so the cops got the address
and took it to them.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Oh so cool.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Yeah. I'm gonna tell you though, if two cops came
to my door and knocked, because I watched the cam
footage of this, like from the ring cam, if two
cops came to my door knocking, I'm like, what this happened?

Speaker 4 (44:43):
I'm scared.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yeah, you would think something's wrong.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
I might not be hungry anymore. I'm so scared.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
It's taking the hunger away. I was waiting for my
Uber eats, but yeah, it was really cool. So Mark
Herman shared photos and video of them bringing the food
to the surprise customer. Boy, the real change would be
they get there, knock on the door, open it up.
They arrest that person because they were like running from
the law. Tell me that wouldn't be awesome. So what

(45:08):
happened to the food though?

Speaker 2 (45:10):
I mean, look, what are the odds?

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Were they? Well, just we're making this up.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
They then take it to a homeless shelter, feed the homeless,
homeless affours.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yeah, I mean I'm just thinking, like cops must be like, hey,
this food's being delivered to Bobby Bones. We've been looking
for this guy and now we've got him. It's sort
of like when drug dealers accidentally text like a cop
not the weed. It's like, what are the odds? And
then they go bust.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
What are the odds?

Speaker 11 (45:37):
All right?

Speaker 4 (45:37):
That's from the New York Post. That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. Wake up, Wake up
in the mall.

Speaker 10 (45:47):
And the radio the.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Dsbox more game to trying to put you through. Fuck,
he's running this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box,
So you know what this.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
The Bobby Ball, All right, ninety seconds on the clock.
How many of Amy's corny jokes?

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Can we get? Right? Ready?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Ready?

Speaker 9 (46:17):
Ready?

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Here we go? Morning corny?

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Why did.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
Can't you say? Pooh? You know the time?

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Right?

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Yet?

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Is poot? What is the Russian? Yeah? Go ahead? Why
did Putin?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Why did Putin finish his homework so fast?

Speaker 8 (46:39):
And go?

Speaker 4 (46:40):
He's Russian? He's Russian? Good, go, go away and go.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
What's a barista's favorite morning mantra?

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Uh? Starbucks coffee Morning Manta?

Speaker 9 (46:50):
Good, Morning Joe, Joe, Morning Joe, cup of What was
it again?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
What's a barista's favorite morning mantra?

Speaker 4 (46:58):
What's up? Barista?

Speaker 5 (47:00):
Right?

Speaker 6 (47:00):
Chai?

Speaker 4 (47:01):
What's What's a mantra? A phrase of saying something that
stands for what.

Speaker 8 (47:05):
You may ty be with you?

Speaker 9 (47:07):
Uh, ground with you?

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Rounded up? Mocha latte? Here you get us hands?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
I was making noises.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Make the mocha of it, make the mocha out of it.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Rising grind, Rising grind, that's it?

Speaker 2 (47:25):
What kind of sugar on chi?

Speaker 4 (47:27):
For like ten minutes?

Speaker 2 (47:29):
What kind of sugar does the Lady Gaga using her coffee.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Mocha splender slugger cane Lady Gaga ra, Yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Sugar, Sugar, Sugar.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
What's it called when you steal someone's coffee?

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Theft? Mocha, theft, theft? I go to mo, he goes
to Chi every time.

Speaker 8 (47:54):
That's the only one thing I know on coffee?

Speaker 4 (47:56):
It again.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
What's it called when you steal someone's coffee?

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Burglar?

Speaker 9 (48:01):
Mugging, mugging, hugging, that's it?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Okay. What's a writer's favorite breakfast exagger synonym bun?

Speaker 4 (48:15):
That's tough, real hard? Uh, can you walk us through
what we got? Because I just forgot definite like a mess,
you got.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
A lot, you got Putin because he's Russian, you.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Got Amy laughed halfway through the like for most of
that joke.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
You got Barista's mantra, rising grind, you got Lady Gaga, Sugar.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
I feel like you gave us that one.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
He said raw.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
I think he was just going wrong.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
And then you got stealing someone's coffee muggings, and then
you almost got.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
We know, we didn't even almost get that one. You
would have, though, I never gotten synonym one.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
We know our limits should be in a better mood
because you got four.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Yeah, you know, but we know our limits.

Speaker 9 (48:59):
We an it'll give us a pity and say we
almost got something when we would have never got it.

Speaker 5 (49:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
We we have a lot of integrity with this game.
Yeah yeah, all right, we got four hitded Bobby Bone show.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Sorry up today.

Speaker 9 (49:12):
This story comes with us from Saginaw, Michigan. There was
a man at a bar. It's about two am. He's
closing his tab and he thinks he's been overcharged by
fifty cents. So he starts arguing with the bartenders, saying
that is fifty cents too much. You are trying to
rip me off for fifty cents, and the bartender's like,

(49:33):
that's your tab, man, I need you to pay it.
So the guy pulled out a gun and shot by
bo right by the bartender's head.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
It's about principle, though, right, the principal of fifty cents
more than the actual fifty cents.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
I shouldn't have shot at him. Let's all say that.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
But it wasn't about the fifty cents, right, It was
about the guy probably getting one over on him.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
That's what I would think. I mean, I wouldn't even
notice fifty cents, to be honest, not.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
About the actual two quarter. He can't be shooting at people,
so that's why he's the bonehead. Luckily didn't shoot the person.
But it's like people that get into a fight over
a parking spot and somebody ends up getting hurt bad
or dyeing. It wasn't really about the spot. It was
about the disrespect or the cutting off that triggered the person.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Right.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
So uh, not justice for this guy, not at all.
I'm not saying that.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
I don't want to be misconstrued as that, but I
don't think there was about fifty cents. I think it's
about somebody screwing somebody else over But nobody got shot, right, No, no.

Speaker 8 (50:25):
One got shot. He just shot past his head to
hit some liquor bottles on the wall.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Oh that's cool, listen, Yeah, that is kind of cool.
And the movies and then you shoot out the botto
when the break. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
I'm not a big guy where everybody should have guns
without permits like I have guns.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
I think you should have the license to have a gun.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
I also think even in license plate places where you
should have a gun in public, you shouldn't have him
in bars.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
No good call. I gets a different level when you're
drinking yes.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
If this guy has one, he loses it.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
Okay, Lunchbox, I'm Lunchbox.

Speaker 8 (50:54):
That's your Bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
We will see you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody. Bobby Box Show.
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones.
My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening

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