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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your Bobby bones on. The Ohio State Fair is
introducing the deviled egg flavor Chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Dough, Devil Eggs flavor chocolate.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
It's a lot of things that could be good. Or
is it chocolate chip cookie dough flavored deviled eggs?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, okay, so like.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
The Poultry Association describes it to the sweet and savory
combination that can serves both an appetizer and dessert. In
addition to this flavor, the fair will offer five other options.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
So it's got to be an egg since the poultine
is so high.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh, I'm looking at it. It is a deviled egg
and it looks like there's chocolate chip cookie dough in
the deviled egg.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
That's got to be good because you don't like devil eggs.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I love it, but but I like mustard and cheesecake.
I don't like them together.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Here sure, and if this.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Were a corporation putting it out, I would go, I
bet it's good because they've done so much testing. But
with Poultry Association is not that it's a fair. It's
a fair part of it.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Like fair, it's like the novelty of trying fun stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Or chocolate chip cookie dough deviled eggs. I just think
about the chocolate chip cookie dough that flavor mixed with
the white part of the egg, and it does not
feel like it would be good.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
The egg white part. I don't feel like there's taste
to that though.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
There is.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
There's texture though, and that texture makes me feel like
a taste.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Interesting.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Do you feel like that with avocados too, because of
the texture, Now there's taste. See, I feel like avocados
tastes like nothing.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
What they taste like this.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
It's just creamy texture to me, and the fact that
it's green makes me even a little more grossed out.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm new to avocados in the past ten years. But
guaca mo, Yeah, there's definitely a taste.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
No, I know, but you're new to just eating plain
avocados because you've had guak before ten years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Right. I probably had avocado before ten years ago too,
but it wasn't something that I had consistently, gotcha, that's
probably only been the last ten fifteen years.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I was always against it because it was green, and
then the texture would stick to the roof of my mouth.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I'm like, I just don't like this.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I could see where if you're a texture hater of it,
you would hate it. I think that's probably why I
hate peanut butter. I hate smell of it though, but
also I like almond butter. But are those textures close?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
No? Not to me. Almond butter butter is a little
more rough. Yeah, peanut butter is smooth.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, that reminds me how you said that. Remember the
song she Don't Eat Meat but she sure like the
bone rough? Remember that, Dead I dick I got a
new age girl.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Tell me what she's like.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It's an alternative song from the nineties.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Is that the same as No, I'm thinking of another song.
She's a very kinky girl.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Thinking a super freak. Ye, she's a very kinky girl.
They do sound a little similar to the melody similar.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I do know that song like she don't.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Eat meat like the Bone is dumb?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Dumb yet Okay, Well that's how I know it, Dead.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Eye dick Man. They had one song that was it. Okay,
so there's that. We had our draft. Let's do our
results here. We've done it a bit differently the last
couple of times, where we just pick a letter live
and then we go with it and in last place,
eliminated in the p draft because y you picked Porsche,
(03:13):
Palm trees and Pope. Last place three percent, you're out.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, well it's.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Because he got you know, he eliminated the lower middle class.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I think he said, I know, but then you over
all the Catholics.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I don't not sure why. But it also it's a
bit unfair now in kind of the spirit of the game,
because we used to do it here and then put
it up without any faces on it and just get
the votes. But now it's on social media. Everybody knows
who said what. We have to keep it that way
because we like.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
To I know, the streams, and I've been battling with
like how to edit those maybe just kind of I
don't know, like without giving anything away, maybe just one
answer of each person.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
No, I just think you don't do it different. I
think you just make the best social media clip you
can and let it go. Okay, Yeah, because some people
aren't going to do both. They only get exposed to that,
so give them the best thing. H So Ray was
in the last place. Lunchbox on this one with puppies
and pancakes and parties.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, that's money.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Dude, Amy, you came in close second with peanut butter cups,
pizza and PF chains, then Morgan with pineapple papas and Pinterest.
But a massive drop off.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
That's fine, you know what, though, you guys are haters
of that one, and I got their place.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I'm telling you, a massive drop off though from those
two to ours.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I still got their place.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I'll take it. And then I had popsicles, Patrick Mahomes
and popcorn. Yeah. I think all the chiefs haters got me,
and they didn't. They voted against me.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
There are a lot out there.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
They just hate winners, hate winners. But Ray is out.
We'll do another draft probably Monday. We've done A and P,
although we will not do X. Are there any of
the other letters we won't do Z?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
You can't do Z?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, sure you.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Could zebras well.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Now we're talking about it. We can't do it.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
There we go.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
So what else would you say? Zerox machine?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yep, xerox.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
That's an X.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I think the wrestler from the nineties, Z man.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
What about Q?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Hold on, let's sit on Z for a second. What else? Does?
What else would you come with? Z? Yeah? Zero, Zoro
Zappa Zappa is the website where you whatever it's called
huh zillo, there would be enough to struggle through. Z.
How about Zootopia?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
That's a movie, the zoo the zoo zen? Was that?
What's zen.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Zen? Or what's this stuff? You put the tobacco under
the uh y?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
What is that? Z?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah? Patches, Yeah, there's a lot of these zema's. Z
is that extra?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
But did they make that? Still?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I don't think so in the day, So.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay, no Z no X. We did A and we
did P.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Mike, they said, Q. What do you think about Q?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Cubert?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
That's about it? Quebec what questions?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, see, I think you really would come with them
interesting stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Quarterbacks, quarters in general, quarters, quarter pound quarter Yeah, I'm
saving I got one the.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Quad in college?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
What is that like? It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
all right.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Some places had like it was like four uh. But
I think that there are a lot of cues.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
You guys, there you go.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Then then let's not let's not take any more letters out.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Okay, so those are the only ones. Will not do
though A and P, which we've done Q Z an
X Q tips.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yea Quebec did you say we did quantum leap. Oh, oh,
great show.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Great show, Scott Bacula his finest work. There are times
where I make a joke and Scuba Steve laughs in
the room, and I'm like, Scuba Steven are the only
two that even understand what I'm talking about. Not that
it's that funny of a joke, but it's just a
reference the day with Sally Struthers, and Scuba came in
and was like, dude, I was laughing so hard at
your sally' struthers and I was like, nobody else even
knew who that was. And I don't know. Not a
(07:04):
tough room, because if you say something and nobody laughs,
that's on you, Like that's on me right.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Well, sometimes we're thinking about other things.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Now. It's like if a comedian goes in and does
all these references nobody gets, it's on them because they
got to realize that the room doesn't get the references.
But I'm not trying to get the room to know
my references. I was just using it and I saw
Scooba laughing. I was like, oh, he knows. Like sometimes
I'll say things that I know, like seven people will
understand what I'm talking about because it's such a niche
nineties reference.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
That was my dad's favorite show. He'd watch it all
the time.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Quantum Leap, Quantum Leap, Scott Back, get on and she
would raise money for like all the kids for ninety
nine cents a month. You two can especially was an
actress in like the eighties.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
I think she's all in the family and all that.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, all in the family. That's right. She was Meadhead's wife.
That's right.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
He's laughing again, and we're not.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Okay, uh nice, Let's do have a bunch of stuff here.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Quasi moto good?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Are there any other cues?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Oh? Quiz nos?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
QAnon? I like the now you just have to scoopa
the whole time conspiracy group. Oh boy, yeah, q Andon,
jeff Jeffrey Quepstein.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
That'd be funny. Change everything to cue.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
What you're Sally girls on Gilmore Girls.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
She is what does she play like or something? She
kind of.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Plays like a crazy neighbor.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
That's all I know. That's Sally Starterho, don't do Bill
quasbi Nope, don't do our Quellie.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
That's funny that we should have done.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Cut Harvey K.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Weinstein like the worst people Amy I heard that, by
the way, that's a good one find.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Sometimes I say that nobody laughs.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
But see it.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Sometimes we miss stuff too, Like I agree with that.
We'll go back and think about like, dude, I totally
miss that that's funny.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, I'll see that on video. Sometimes I'll be watching
a TikTok and Amy I'll say something and I'll be like,
that's funny. It did not get the recognition to deserve
because we're all just like shouting stuff out. So stuff
slides sometimes too.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
But I bet if you put the camera on scuba,
he's laughing.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I don't think Scooby here is when everybody's yelling over
because we all miss it. So the difference that is
there's just a lot of voices and sometimes you literally
physically don't hear it because you've chosen something else to
pay attention to. Mine are just stupid and they're so
dated in Niche and I say them kind of just
entertained me in seven other people.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
What was the quantum leave?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Guy got back?
Speaker 6 (09:29):
And the fact that you know his name is a problem.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Where is he now?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
What about mcgiver, where's he?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Richard?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
You don't know?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Who it is, the real mcgiver.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
What do you mean, Like, didn't they READO mcgiver.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
In the original I'm talking about O G mcg.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
O G mcgiver. Who's you know his name?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (09:53):
And there in their second mcgiver then they read I'm Magrooverer.
I'm thinking of macgoover for right?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
The original mcgiver's name was Richard.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Oh, I can't find it. Richard.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
You get there.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
He's got three names, Richard, Dean, what is it?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Anderson? Richard, Dean Anderson, Goley Sanderson. Are you he kept pushing, Yeah,
Dean Anderson. Dang, how'd you even know Richard?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Though?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
And he's still with us seventy five years old. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Ray, play me the voicemail number four from Jessica and California.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I had a question for Ray. I was watching his
Instagram story and I swear I saw a.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
Little bit of dip in his bottom lip as he
was talking.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Was that really dip in his lip?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Were you dipping?
Speaker 8 (10:55):
No, it wasn't a lip pillow. It was just a
piece of gum in your lip.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Sometimes I store it there to Yeah, And I don't
like chewing it. If it's a Mento's and it's got
gum in the middle, it loses its taste. So I
just throw it right there in the lip like it's.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
In, So now you know what his in is.
Speaker 8 (11:15):
Yeah, I can't do them, but yeah, I'm aware.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
All right, give you number five.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
My kids and I absolutely love the blind karaoke segment
that you guys do. We've probably gone back and watched
all of them. We've had an idea where you do
like a girl band versus boy band, and you have Eddie,
Lunchbox and Ray sing a boy band song blind karaoke
style versus Abby Morgan and Amy and they get a
(11:43):
girl group song. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
That's not a bad idea.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Funny.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
It's hard to put on the podcast though. We can
only put it on YouTube because the podcast, if we
put any music, the company has to pay a massive penalty,
gets sued, et cetera. I think that's a pretty funny
bit that we'll put that onto our bit list. By
the way, subscribe to our YouTube channel because as announced
a week and a day next Friday, Eddie will attempt
(12:07):
eat seventy hot dogs in twenty four hours.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Yeah, what's your wife's saying, she said, she keeps saying,
just don't do it, like you can still back out, like,
don't do it.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
She's really worried about my health.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
It's for eight hundred dollars, that's what I.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Keep telling her. And she's like, we don't need it.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Just just it's for your health, like you're gonna hurt yourself.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
She has a point. She thinks I might like take
a nap and croak like chok on my own hot dog.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
We'll tell her to stay away. You can watch you.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That's true, she could be part of it. I saw
a message on Twitter that was like tell Eddie Smokes
and Green, like, eat those hot dogs right up.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
I thought you could drink a few beers because after
you know, a night out of the bars, you can
eat like four hot dogs.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
I can't do that.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
That beer will fill you up so fast.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
I don't even know if I can drink a lot
of water.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Really, you have to drink water.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
I do.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, I would drink water like little.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
And also, if your wife says you don't need eight
hundred dollars when you win, if you win.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I keep it, You keep it all the good idea
or just gamble with them.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
That's what I was saying.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
I can't. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
You feel pretty good about it.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Yeah, Are you doing anything to get ready or are
you just going to learn to be without just mentally?
I think mentally, I'm just psyching myself up every day
more and more like.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I can do it. I can do it. Here's a
crazy story. The cops sees twenty one kids, including seventeen toddlers,
from a couple in California who had them all via surrogacy.
Do you guys see this story?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Hit?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I mean, they is a pretty crazy story. A California
couple was the rest of a child in dangerment after
being discovered with twenty one children they had through their
own surrogacy business. They recently were found with fifteen children
in their arcadi at home. The oldest was thirteen, while
six more kids were in other homes. Of the twenty
one total kids, seventeen were under three years. Police found
(13:46):
the kids while investigating complaints of a two month old
who had suffered a brain injury. It is believed that
baby was injured by the family's nanny. The children are
believed to be the offspring of the two people and
were birth through multiple mothers hired through their own surrogacy business.
One of those get mothers. So they had no idea
that they were keeping the kids for themselves. So there
was a business and they were being used and they
(14:07):
were hiring women to do it because of the business,
which I'm sure there are businesses to help find mothers. Yeah,
but they were. It was all their kids. They were
not initially charged but were later arrested. They're searching for
the nanny.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Are they wealthy New York Posts.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
They have to have money, right, Yeah, they have like
a four million dollar home or something. They have to
have money.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
So they wanted the fifteen kids, Yeah, in twenty twenty
one total, they wanted them.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
What do they call those people?
Speaker 6 (14:31):
They're crazy?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
No, well, yes they are. There's a name, right, like
the people like who was married to Mariah Carey? That
guy Nick Cannon, Nick Cannon, he's like a a birth
What do they call him?
Speaker 1 (14:47):
A birth? You don't believe someone's birth certificate?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Okay, so it's not that we're eliminating things. He's h
he wants to procreate. There's there's these people like Elon
Musk that yes, there's a name for it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, I don't know what the name is, my deal.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Come up with it.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
It's different though, because like all of these kids are
all in the same house. Like that's like you want
the kids and you want to keep them and you
want to raise them. It's not just about like having
kids to keep your name going or having your DNA
out there.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
We don't know their reason behind it.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
No one. I'm just saying, like they're there. That's a
lot of this.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Bobby said, someone weren't even living there.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
So fifteen were found in their home, and again they
were when they did the investigation, they had discovered that
twenty one kids were had via their own surrogacy, like
they did it themselves, using their business, both the same
mom and dad.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
But then you say like six were living somewhere else
or something.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
It says maybe they were older. The oldest was thirteen,
while six more were in other homes. Of the twenty
one total, seventeen were under three years.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
And that it's crazy. Seventeen under three.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Amy. If you've ever heard of the term pro natalist,
good for you. That's it. I've never heard that term.
I would have never ever heardst And they want to
just have more babies.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
They just want.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Individuals who believe in promoting or encouraging childbirth and larger family,
often as a solution to declining birth rates.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Pro natalists obviously heard it enough to have it ingrained
in my mind.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
But I don't think I've ever heard that term.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I knew there was a word. I think I actually
heard it around obviously, Nick Cannon and.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Elon Musk those the only two I know, and I
don't even know them.
Speaker 6 (16:25):
What about the dogs.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Religion?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, I think that's like their religious deal.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (16:31):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah, Raymundo was proposition to give trade secrets away? Oh
what happened here?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:40):
Dude from down the hall. He just came and jumped
me almost early in the morning, and he goes, hey,
you want to teach me how you guys do your
logs and how you format your show and all that
with commercials and everything.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
What what type of show is it? Talk?
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Okay, which kind of still doesn't make sense because they
don't play songs. But I thought about it for a second,
and then I was wondering, and is that given him
the secret sauce? Hey, this is exactly how we do
our breaks. At this point, this is when Bobby will
say this sentence, your host should try saying that.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
It's like you give him some tricks.
Speaker 6 (17:16):
Hey man.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
Sometimes if right after a break you just talk really
loud for a minute, that'll be a great segment. B
we call them and you want to learn that, And
then the next segment after that is segment C. Oh,
that's cool, thanks man. Just I kind of passed on it.
I passed him off to somebody else.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I don't really think there's anything you could say that's
the secret sauce here. I think our secret sauce is
the dynamic between the people.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
Yeah, and his was more programming too, But I also
have built certain little things that I was gonna and
I thought in my head, oh, I could just give
him a couple of things I've built. But why would
I do that.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
That's a trade secret.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I don't think it's the original herbs and spices, the
recipe for chicken. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think it's that.
I think you're fine help them out. Yeah, I gave
him a couple pointers.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
But there's also another guy in the building that can
technically do some of that stuff.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
But Morgan, the same guy came to me and like
set a meeting with me to talk about digital stuff.
I think he's just trying to learn and understand how
blocked him out. I don't think he's like trying to
like replicate over. I think he's just trying to understand systems.
He got like thrown into the deep end and doesn't
have a lot of information and.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Ray boxed him out.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
There you go.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
And then also, you've been working at it for twenty
years and then just day twenty I'm gonna tell him everything.
Here's our guts, enjoy man, Now you don't have to
do the hard work.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I don't really think that would happen, because again, I
think our guts is mostly the dynamic.
Speaker 8 (18:38):
But I appreciate you looking out. Yeah, I kept it
close to the vest. I didn't really tell him too much.
I just, you know, set a couple terminology like liners
and stuff. I'm like, yeah, you'll be a good kid.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Is he young?
Speaker 8 (18:49):
Now he's older than me?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Oh all right, my tooth's broken. And the predators ad
I did if you guess saw that, Yeah, what.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Are you doing?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Are you selling tea?
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Tea?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Why do you ask that?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Because you were behind a bar and you're like, oh, yeah,
we don't have that but here's some iced tea.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Sweet tea, sweet tea. Yeah. So the Preds asked me,
I think they asked me Old Many and Landy Wilson,
Dustin Lynch, maybe a couple other people to come and
do some promo for them and announce their schedule. And
so I went down to a bar and they had
us do things that were Nashville. No, there's no tea.
What it was there were two New York fans, Islander fans,
(19:29):
and they came up and they're like, with like a
long Island iced tea. And the joke was, if you're
a hockey fan, you know they're the Islanders. And then
I go, ah, you turn around and see the bartender
and it's me in a prej jersey, and I'm like, oh, yeah,
we don't do that around here. We're in Nashville. You
want some sweet tea. It's that kind of thing, mostly
about got it where we are.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
It's funny.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I didn't write it, but yeah, I was the hockey joke.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Yeah, yeah, I kind of know they were the Islanders.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, you had to know they were the Islanders.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
I thought you were just selling it like you might
have a new brand of sweet tea or something that that's.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Your lunch No, no, no, nothing there, but they did post
that yesterday. I think it's up on my Twitter if
you want to go see it. I got a really
cool jersey. It's his Bones twenty five And people are like,
why'd you pick the number twenty five?
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Twenty twenty five exactly the year ago? Yeah exactly, so
what So it was just happened to be when your
tooth was still broken, and.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
So they're like, we're watching, why are you holding your mouth? Funny?
I was just covering for my tooth. But then I
thought about it. I was like, you know what, hockey
players have missing teeth. I should have just embraced the things.
That's true. I should just embrace it and let it rip. Okay,
we're gonna take a break. We'll come back. I don't
know what we're doing next, but give a second money.
(20:41):
So we do have the answer on who got more FaceTime,
because the question was who was on TV more lunchbox
during the new season of Jersey Shore or Eddie on
Netflix on The Quarterback Show? And you yeah, I mean
I don't really care.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
I mean both of us do. We got Netflix time?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Don't pull me into your fight. Did you go and
look at them?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah? And I was surprised.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Okay, so what's the total time that you got on Netflix?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
So I went back and watched quarterback.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
I went to the we make like different cuts, right,
so it comes to us, then other shot, and then
us again, another shot, and then back to us. So
I had to kind of just add all that up
total time for you and me on Net.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I don't want to be in this competition.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
You go ahead on Netflix. We were on for eleven
total seconds.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Solid.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
That's solid, okay.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
And so then you found Lunchbox this Jersey Shore episode.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
I just went to the Google and then be like,
all right, show me the whole episode of Jersey Shore
where Snooky opens up her shot, okay.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
And then I scrolled and scrolled and.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Like, oh, okay, finally look here's her shot. She's going
outside to see all the fans that are there.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
This is where Lunchbox is. Dude.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I had to pause it, slow it down frame by frame,
and I finally found him. He was on for one
fourth of a second, that's all I thought.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
He was like, oh, it was a.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Pan of the audience and if you slow it down
you see him in his orange red shirt with his
hands up SOOKI, and then it just goes right past him.
So less than one second doesn't even make a second.
I thought it was more than that. I never watched it.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
A fourth of the second.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
I mean, does that even count as an appearance? Aren't
you just part of a crowd then? I mean that's
what he was lunchbox. Did you know this?
Speaker 6 (22:27):
No, I mean everybody that called in said it was
like one or two seconds, So I don't know. I
have no idea. I know that I made snookies Instagram,
so that counts for something.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
That I know.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
That's not that's not part of the show.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
I mean, that's millions of people watching me.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
That's not part of it. No, we were just looking
at the show.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah, we're talking about like a TV appearances. Yeah, wow,
so we win.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I'm not in this fight.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah, it's you and me.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
What's so cool about our shot though, is you and
I heard like talking about something, so as Joe Burrows
like right in front of us, you and I were
I don't know what we're telling a.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Joke or what we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Do you remember this?
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
You were like, let's walks on a Jersey Shore, for one.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
It's pretty awesome, man, what he just got lucky that
you guys got seats right there. I mean, Bobby Eddie
didn't even make his own break. See, I made my
own break. I put myself on TV. Bobby put Eddie there.
Eddie didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Does it matter why?
Speaker 6 (23:26):
Hey, you didn't make your own breaks. I made my
own break. You know what's so stupid hung out with
Bobby Bobby and.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Is that though there's no break for either one. There's
no break because it didn't lead into anything.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
We didn't get discovered.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
But like he did something to get on the show.
He did nothing.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Are you acting like that?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
I'm acting like I'm on the show, Like and that's
the fact that I'm.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Sure there you're there. Does it matter how you're there?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
That's fair?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, pretty cool, dude, we're on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
That to me is not as crazy as I thought.
He was on the show more No, that's what his voice.
But I thought they still like showed him. It was
just a quick She comes out right and she's like
hi everyone, and the camera just whips past everyone and
if you stop it in the right spot, you'll see lunchbox.
So if I do this one Mississippi. He's been on
(24:16):
and off for zero point seventy five seconds.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Yeah, when you said in Mississippi, that's too much.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
So just one gone, that's it. Wow.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
I was shocked by that.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Yeah, sorry, dude, that's all right. I mean got a
lot of coverage from Snookie. I got to talk to Snookie.
I'm good. I high fived her. I mean, Eddie did
not high five Joe Burrow. He was just an afterthought.
Like Joe Burrow didn't acknowledge him. So the star of
the clip did not acknowledge him. The star of my
clip acknowledged me.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Okay, Joe Burrow didn't acknowledge you.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
He didn't. I mean that's true.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Okay, thank you, Thank you for that, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah, man, I just there's the update.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Thank you for I know you felt like we needed
to know that. I do want to do one other
Eddie little segment here. So we've talked about taking care
of my dog, and at times Abby's come to if
I'm out of town, take care of my dog. I
never leave and my house is empty because Stanley's a
bulldog that's been sick a whole bunch. So somebody stays
at the house all the time, and usually I have
(25:12):
Abbey stays out a couple days. I give her a
hundred bucks a day. And if that's too high, too low,
I don't know. I feel like it's good because I'm
paying for the trust more so than the actual work
of making sure the dog is okay, because the dogs
have very little that you have to take care of.
Just make sure they go outside of use the bathroom,
make sure nobody breaks in the house. You're all good. Now,
this was a situation where someone had to feed your fish.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Yeah, we were out of town for five days. So
my wife's like, somebody has to feed the fish. So
she asked one of the neighborhood kids to will you, like,
here's our key, Will you come in, not even every day,
every other day and just do a little pinch of
food for the fish please?
Speaker 3 (25:48):
That's all he has to do.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
What do you think the rate for pension fish is.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Once a day?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
No, every other day?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Oh you say, oh, man bucks.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
So every time ten bucks?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah, pop over there.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Every time for a pinch of food.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Well, every time I've got for the whole time ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Oh no, I think every time they have to go because.
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Neighborhood kid like he lives. He walks over, there's no
gas spent, nothing. He walks over, turns the key, pinches
the food, puts it in the bowl, and he's out.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Okay, ten dollars every time.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I'm shocked.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
And you say ten bucks a whole time.
Speaker 6 (26:26):
I thought ten dollars a whole time, or maybe just
a popsicle?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
What so no money, just a popsicle out?
Speaker 6 (26:31):
I meant it.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I would say I don't hate ten bucks every time
because you're not paying for the actual work of the pinch.
You're paying for somebody that you trust to go into
your house exactly, and you're actually paying for them not
to steal your stuff. Somebody's got to do it, so
you might as well pay somebody to not steal your stuff.
And you want to pay him enough that they remember
to do it too, right, So if you're.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Paying them and it's like, also, what's.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Three times over six days, it's enough to where they
don't forget and the fish doesn't die.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, and what's it worth you to keep your fish alized?
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Nothing work to your kids, I mean everything they love
They love the fish.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
So how much did you pay him.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
My wife paid him fifty dollars, what fifty five zero
for this?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
How many pinches total?
Speaker 7 (27:14):
They do?
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Three?
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Three pinches of food?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
So maybe seventeen fifty a time.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Yeah, look, that is insane.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Even the kid knew that we overpaid him.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Why because he grabbed our mail one time and put
it in our kitchen table.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
He was like, man, I gotta do something else because
a pinch of food for fifty bucks is way too much.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
But isn't that kind of what you're paying for, right
for somebody to do the extra to look out for Wow?
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I guess no.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
I mean that's what I was even thinking with the
thirty Like for ten dollars, someone's going into your house,
they're able to look around, check on it, and then yes,
they can absolutely bring in your man.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
What is this twelve year old going to check at
her ouse?
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Like?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
You're paying for someone not to rob you. That's what
you're paying for.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
Let me tell you, a twelve year old is not
gonna scare anybody off.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Who knows this year anybody off. It's not about being
there at night. So oh, you're saying, so the person
going in doesn't rob you, Yes, you have to pay
somebody to come in and you're paying him a little
extra so he doesn't steal your stuff.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Right, I can't believe your wife has lost her mind.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Will also be always available because he knows he's kind
of getting overpaid. So anytime you need him, he's gonna
be there for you.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Yeah, but next time, she shouldn't do fifty no more.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Industry standard now with this kid is like twenty bucks
a pop, a pinch. She set the market. Yeah, exactly,
that's why you start low five dollars a pinch. But
that is what you should have said from the beginning.
Now you get to pay him twenty bucks a pop,
or you can have to hire another kid, and odds
are to keep hiring twelve year olds. One of them
is gonna steal your stuff or at least something.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
The word's gonna get out.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Well, that's a part of it. You have to pay
somebody a little extra because you trust him to be
in your house. Otherwise you can just pay anybody five
bucks and just randomly somebody will come over and do it.
But you don't do that. Why don't you do that
because you don't know them.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
So like with like Abby, she spends now at your
house and stuffy. So could I do five dollars a
pinch spend the night at her house at her abby's house, No,
an of a twelve year old.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
No, you can't have a twelve year olds for the
night at your house.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Well, that would be based on what the parents and
the kid's comfortability is.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
That would be weird.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I would think that was weird.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Yeah, you can don't tell a twelve year old that's
spend the night at her house. Yeah, help yourself to
do anything in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Seventeen year old. Sure, this a lot for a fish dude,
But it's also they have to want, like want to
stay at your house.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I don't disagree, but that was a bad business deal
going in. But Penna every time.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Now maybe more. Now he'll probably come and ask for more.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
The average American has blank good days a year. I mean,
how many good days a year do you have?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Let's see, I gotta break it down. So there's fifty
two weeks, there's four weeks, twelve months. I have like
a few good days a month, and verymen apostle like
this is it's a mess over here? Many wis If
(30:01):
I have a week a month, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Twelve weeks twelve eighty four.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, but I want to be more optimistic than that,
so I'll give myself one hundred days.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
One hundred good days a year.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Well, I mean I think with you a perimenopause, that's
wrong with me goodness? Yeah, well, yeah, welcome to my hormones.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
How many good days a year do you have?
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Lunchbox two and fifty? I mean, I'm probably more than that,
but I'm just being on the low wind. I don't
have very many bad days.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, Like, I guess that's defined is like good.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
So you don't give me three hundred good days?
Speaker 5 (30:37):
No, Like like a good day is like you had
a good day, like everything was good.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Those are hard to come by, man.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I think it's defined as you define it. Yeah, so
how many good days do you have a year? Last
day I was eighty five good day.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I want to go up to one hundred, and I'm
sure that it's more. But like last week, I'm in
bed for like two days because my period crams are
so terrible, and then I will I'm angry today. I
don't even know why, but I know I'm not angry,
not like I'm happy.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
Well, you have time to turn it around, so your days.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Don't even know I'm turning it around. It's like I
can't control it.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
And Lunchwalks has over three hundred.
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Yeah, say yeah, we'll go three hundred, because I mean,
my life is pretty great. I mean, I'm pretty awesome
at life and I don't let things bother me, so
most days are pretty darn good.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Yeah, Eddie, So fifty two weeks out of the year,
I would say every Saturday is pretty.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Good, so fifty two.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
But you can't say every Saturday because I'm sure there's
been a Saturday in there where my wife's like, hey,
we got to go today.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
You might have had a good Sunday.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Rarely, Rarely Sundays are tough. I'll go fifty two. Fifty
two days, Saturdays are great.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
That's my day.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
If you were to ask me before I saw the story,
how many good days do you have a year? Uh?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Will you before you saw the story?
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Are we going to guess? Where's just a guest right now?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Well, let me think of my number?
Speaker 5 (31:56):
Would be Amy cautious, hold on, okay, okay, I have
I'm gonna write my number down.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
This is what I think I would say.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
I got your number.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Should say it like that, all right, I have my number,
and what would you say? Would you guess for me? Oh?
Speaker 3 (32:13):
I got it?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Define what what are you defining as good?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Just if you said how many good days do you
have a year?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I scared.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
I wrote my number down, so I'm not going to
change it based on your answer.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I know you're not, but I think I'm all over
the place because I'm like, as long as you're working,
it's a good day.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
That's true. Every day is a good day.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
It's like Eddie's just like his day's off a good day.
Like if you have a day off, You're like, oh,
but I think the thing is the tricky part here
is you're learning to savor those moments. Your wife has
like challenged you to, like, let's enjoy life. So like
you're enjoying it more. I'd say, do you know how
like there's like.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
You know, Amy the number, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah, Okay, I give you I'll put you up there
with me.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I'll give you one hundred, okay, lunchbox twelve.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
I mean, Bobby find something always every day. He always
has stuff going on. He's busy. I don't know what
busy is good to him? You know, but I don't
know if that's always good or something goes wrong on
his schedule. Twelve good days.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Hey, I say you get good sleep twenty days a year.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Oh my gosh, I forgot to factor in sleep. You
are miserable. Twenty days a year good sleeps zero guys,
it's zero. He doesn't sleep.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
So I'll tell you this. The average American has two
hundred and fifty two good days a year.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
Gos right off.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
But people in Florida have more and people Kentucky have fewer.
Why so sixty nine percent of the days are good,
which is the equivalent of five days a week, twenty
one days per month. And then they say Florida again,
the weather's really good. So people that live the sun.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, the big part of its Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
The fewest good days are Kentucky, Vermont in Connecticut.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Huh, the mountains.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
My answer is how many good days a year? Five?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (34:15):
What happens those five days?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Five I can get sleeve, Arkansas wins two.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
It goes down.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Yeah, okay, wow, that's.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
But that would just be defining a day good.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
No.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
I don't think I have three hundred and sixty one
bad days. Right, I probably have five bad days and
I probably have five good days and the rest. Keep focus,
move forward. They're just days, They're just days, they're normal days.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, I'm with you on that. Like I don't think
my other days are terrible by any means. It's just like,
like how many days am like? Oh wow? Like I
feel great and emotionally stable.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
You know, I feel like right now she's struggling. O.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
She really is. She's in trouble.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
We have no idea, we know, we don't don't, but
you know what, y'all are all married to women, so
buggle up.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
No.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
I think if they're not there, she can.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Come in that season right now, So I know what
you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Okay, Yes, I feel like I mean you to drink
water or something.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Get your bobbit bones on.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
In Japan, you can runt a grandma for twenty three
bucks an hour.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Oh yeah, this is cool.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
That's I mean, that is cool.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
I don't have grandma, Do you want to rent one?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Be kind of fun because it's like we get a
grandma and the grandma gets you and she makes money.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Everyone wins.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yeah, because you know, she she may want to have
grandkids in quotations like someone to just be near and
be around.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I love it. It's not for her though, she's doing
it to make money business.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Yeah, but I think prosecution, well, she doesn't have to
do anything like that.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah, just be there.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
In Japan, it's called Japan's Okay Grandma Service. Client Services
is a Japanese company that specializes in a wide variety
of convenience services, from cleaning and housing services, childcare and
pet sitting services, and Okay Grandma service, which allows anyone
to rent a female senior citizen between the ages of
sixty and ninety four for twenty three bucks an hour,
(36:18):
which is thirty three hundred an hour. So we did
it to American money. Okay Grandma, which is called Okay Appachan,
was launched in twenty twelve, two years after the founding
of Client Services. It's still one of the company's most
popular services to rent a grandmother. They paid the base fee,
any transportation fees, and it's anything from interpersonal skills like
grandma talk, cooking, or just offering company to someone in need.
(36:41):
I feel like if we did this in America, grandma's
would get murdered. Yes, people would hire them and kill them. Oh,
because because we're messed up.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
I was gonna say when you said it, like a
rent an elderly woman, Yes, that's really weird.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yes, you're paying money for just access to a person
to come and be close to you. That's going to
end up here in America a bunch of ladies.
Speaker 6 (37:02):
Does that help the old people though, too, because they're lonely?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I think it helps the old people because it's money.
They can work more than lonely. I mean, but I
think you're like, does it help procecutes because they're lonely? No,
they need money.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
But think how great it would be if you could.
You could rent an old person, like, hey, let's go
to the grocery store. You can part closer.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
You like, you can use It's.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Only if they have a handicapped sticker.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Hold on, go to a movie, get the senior.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Discount, exactly, have them book the ticket.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
But you got to pay twenty three bucks to get
a two dollars discount. I don't think you're looking at
the big picture here. All right, we're done, Thank you guys.
We will see you tomorrow on the show. Don't forget
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will try to eat all the hot dogs in twenty
four hours seventy hot dogs in twenty four hours for
eight hundred dollars See tomorrow Body