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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake up, Wake up in the mall, and it's a
radio and the Dodgers. He's on time.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Already.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Emma's lunchbox, more game too, steve red and it's trying
to put you through the fog.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
He's ridding this week's next bit.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this this.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
The Bobby Ball.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Time for the investigative Morning Corny, where we try to
figure out Amy's morning.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Corny's ready back in ninety seconds on the clock.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Let's go the morning Corny.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
How does a Christmas tree freshen it smell?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
For wash bath, I'm freshing its smell? A Christmas tree?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Uh? What about one of those things hanging out a
card cart frek cow air freshmener, air freshener, fresh coat,
fresh lights.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
He said again, Amy, how does a Christmas tree freshen
It's now just.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Take a bath, perfume, cologne, the air freshener.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I just think that's Christmas trees in the in the card.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh you unwrap.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
It refreshing its smell.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
How does a Christmas tree fresh and its smell raise.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
For jolly perfume? Okay, we gotta we gotta find oh,
perfew that's what I mean, like right, Okay, so we
gotta find something about a tree though, so it's gonna
be tree related. Leave screen Christmas. The ornaments star on top.
This is a hard one. The ornaments, ornament, ornament, ornaments?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Okay, good gosh, Okay, what a snowmen call their kids?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Snow kids, snowballs, little little kiddies, snow snow, snowmen, snowflakes,
snow kiddies, toddler men. What a snowmen call their kids?
Son and daughter? Snow son's no children ball, snowball. She
looked at you. Yeah, I know when it's the children.
(02:04):
Chill children.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
She didn't mean to give us that one, but I
got a good job.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay, what are the best Christmas sweaters.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Made from h Frankenst's what that one? No, you gotta
do tell us the answer. We'll google it if you
don't tell us.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, what are the best Christmas sweaters made from Lease?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You never would have gotten that one. That ornament.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Those were hard, hard ornaments. You said what it hangs?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
But then I said ornament. But then he said ornament
slower us not even knowing, And.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Then he said children, and it was like children.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
I said everything without even knowing I was in.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Those were hard, Okay, what yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I know sometimes I got to bring in.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Not proud of it, but I think years ago I
was probably a ghoster when I'm a eight people only
once or twice, you know, if it wasn't I just
the lead, I just got I'm done, I'm out. I
died for all intents and purposes, I died. I just
would ghost. So no, I don't like that about me.
I try to do that anymore. I don't date anymore,
but I'm even just with anybody at all. However, somebody
(03:14):
on the show just got ghosted. I think it's pretty funny. Amy,
who is it? Do you think?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Gosh hmm, let me think who got ghosted? Morgan?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
So that would be what I would think to sing
yep single and it's like, oh I got ghosted again. No,
it was Eddie and I'm married, happily happily married, got ghosted?
Tell him?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
So, I mean, this is why I don't try to
make friends.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
As a dad.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
So I was at the gym and I saw this dad.
We hit it off. His son was my son's age,
and we started to hit it off. As the term
he uses as a dad. Man, you just kind of
stick to your own side of the court and you
sit there. But no, this dad was cool and we
had a lot in common. We talked a lot, talked
all night. The sun came up.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So, by Jim, do you mean you were at the
basketball gym?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, the basketball Okay, were working out?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
No, no, no, my kid, our kids were playing basketball,
and we were just on the side of talking. And
then he says at the end, we're like, all right,
what's time to go, And he goes, hey, man, let
me get your number. Next time you're at the gym.
Let's just hook up and let's do this again.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Lots of words here like hook up, lots of words
here like this again, like hit it off.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Now there was chemistry.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
This vernacular is very much like dating vernacular.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
But go ahead.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
We had chemistry. So I gave him my number. Uh,
he gave me his. And then a couple of days later,
I'm like, I'm going back to the basketball gym. So
I text him nothing, no problem. Maybe he didn't see
the text. The next day, I go back, I call him.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
One day, What.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Do you mean, why would you call him?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Now?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I would be annoyed if somebody didn't text me back.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
However, there are times now occasionally where it's not that
I don't want to text back, but if they text
me way way early or late at night, but I
wake up way early, and I'm like, don't worry, I'll
text him at eleven when they're awake. Okay, just five pm,
I know, but I'll forget. There are reasons sometimes people
don't text back, so I don't think every single text
I send that somebody hates me if they don't respond,
(05:00):
but not all so I get it. If you text
and they don't respond, correct, but you don't call second
you text again.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Well, maybe he's not a text or some people just
don't text. Maybe some people call. So I tried calling,
went to voicemail. I'm done, we're moving on. So are
you hurt?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Yeah yeah? And then this is exactly why I don't
try to make friends as an adult.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Did you leave a voicemail?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Are you in love?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Good question in the lext box?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Did you leave a voicemail?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
No? Did it ring multiple times and then voicemail? Or
were you sent to voicemail?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
No?
Speaker 5 (05:30):
It rang like five times?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
That's better?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
So can we do an experiment here? And I will say.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Morgan has been such a great sport when it comes
to stuff like this, because we've been like do this,
She's like, I don't know, it doesn't really feel like
what I would do. Like, just try it for the
purposes of growing and learning, even if it doesn't work,
like Morgan has done this many times. Can we do
this with you right now? Sure? Pola? Phone out? Oh gosh,
you're going to make him text?
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Call now?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
No? No call no, don't call anybody ever.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I hate talking to the phone.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Never never call him. Goods. Yeah, that will be now, That, though,
is better than a call. It's weird when you see
a pop up cold call. But I'd rather do a
FaceTime than a call. What do you want me to do?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Okay, send us text? Ready his number?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
What do you have to look for? A heart? Heart? No?
I know his name.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
So this is what you're This is what you're gonna write.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
There he is. You're gonna write hey man, hey man,
because hey man, straight up, hey man.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Period reached out a couple of times, reach exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yes, this hurts, but do you want to grow and
we want close in this relationship? I mean after he
ghosts follow he didn't ghost you on the car. He
didn't ghost him on the call. There needs to be
clicking you hear his boys. He said he didn't ghast
you on the call. He goes on the text. No,
don't say that.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
No, no, no, no hurt no.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
No, no, my god, no, Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Reached out a couple of times, wasn't able to get you.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Wasn't able to get you. Prop see you around the
gym sometimes I'm props, no're not probs, prob prob like
probably you're not putting too much time and ride it
like a like a full like pro props around the
gym a few.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Times autocorrects trying to make me say probably. Don't hit
me up. If you ever want to hang out.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Hold on, hold on, probs what prob.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
We'll see you around the gym sometime.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Rob, We'll see you.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Hit me up if you want to hang out. Have
a good holiday, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Gosh, this guy is gonna be like, Hey, he's gonna
tell his wife, Hey, there, but our kid can't play
with this basketball anymore.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
We're not on a basketball team. That's so cool about it.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
You need the organic, you need this in your heart,
so let me know when you have it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
All down happy holidays? No, just say yeah, have a
good holiday. Don't does the happy holidays again too formal?
Have a good holiday? Have a good holiday?
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Nope, you're not bro.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You can't say merry Christmas.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Just just right, just right, have a good holiday.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
That's a dude thing. When you have no ties to say?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
What are you doing for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Say? I got you a present? I need to give
it to you.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
He's gone, I have a little something, he's already go.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Can you meet me today to give you this gift?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Okay, when you're done, read it to me before you
push it. Hope you have a good Christmas?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
No, just holiday.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And it's not that we don't do Christmas because we
all love Christmas. We want to keep Christmas. And when
say America saw that, but you want to be like
you don't care as possible, like you put in no work?
Is just like low key yeah, just low key.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You know you don't want anything. How do I say
by like peace? No mind? No holiday?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Does he do a period at the end?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
You can if you want. Sometimes I just let it
roll at medium to low effort.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
We're done, okay, tell me what it says? Hey man,
except what point.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
No no exa no, no, no, don't exclamation point is
hay Man period, hay Man period? Never exclamation points? Are
you kidding? That's yeah. That seems desperate. You're right, it
seems like you're too excited.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Like wait, he's already texted.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Me early, isn't it like?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It's okay?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
You're good, go with it, You're fine, You're fine, he's professional.
Go ahead, okay, hey man, reach the out a couple
of times. Wasn't able to get you. Rob will see
you around the gym sometime. I hope you have a
good holiday. That's it, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Sign know who he is. That's okay. Oh my gosh,
that's that's okay. If you say jim, hell contact, close
it together. Don't make it too easy on him.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
What about Eddie from the gym?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Hey, you love him, let him find you and love
you back.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I don't love him a basketball emoji?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
No hit that just hit, sin hit Eddie. Take it
from me, dude on dude.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I'm good. I love dudes. I love being with dudes.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I just thought he could have deleted the part where
it says couldn't.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Reach you, which reached out a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, that part I shot a couple of times period.
But that he's like, couldn't couldn't get you?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Did I say they couldn't get you? Reach out the
time of the stuff? I didn't say.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
I read exactly what you said.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
You're doing like hard.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Emojis in like eggplants, and I was like, I don't
recommend that.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Did you put a basketball emoji?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
No? I feel desperate, But whatever, dude, however you should.
You're gonna learn from this one way or the other.
You have closure that it wasn't right. You guys are
weren't meant to be. Or he'll be like, oh the gym,
that's who this guy was. I got text Sometimes I
don't know who they are because the number is not saved,
but that'll come in a context clue.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
That he's definitely going to answer a phone call if
he doesn't have no.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Way or he has do not answer because it's you.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
I thought we had something, but whatever.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
You might still have something. We hold hope we'll check
in a couple of weeks. All right, here's a voicemail
we got last night.
Speaker 8 (10:25):
I'm in a situation where I am new to the
company and I work in a robot company where it's
mostly all men, and my boss makes me extremely uncomfortable,
like the presentation, not my.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Direct boss, but the one above him.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
He's made send my inappropriate comments and I just don't
know how to handle the situation. My direct boss, he
is doing whatever he can to keep me away from
him or in other words, to protect me, which I
greatly appreciate. But you, as a boss, how would you
handle that was happening to like Amy or Morgan?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
What would you do? What would do suggest I do?
Because it's really uncomfortable.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
She could give me any advice, I would really appreciate it.
Thanks everybody and love the show.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Thank you for the question. This is what I would say.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
First. I think the easy, quick, efficient answer is you
should go and let someone know way above right, that
that's the answer. However, you're going to know your culture,
and I do think there may even be places, that's
my answer first, where that could end up getting you
in trouble if there's like a relationship between like that
boss and HR right. Yeah, so that is a delicate thing.
(11:31):
But I would say you need to go above and
you need to let them know, and possibly if you
can let them know with them not letting that boss
know that it's you specifically, because that will create a
conversation between the HR or his boss to say, hey,
people have been saying you're acting this way. You just
(11:53):
don't want to be the target of whatever his eyre
is whenever he finally finds out that someone's telling on him.
But I don't think you can continue as it is.
You either a have to go up and let them know.
And the second one also not easy. I would say
just get out of there, but it's not like you
just quit your job. You got bills to pay. That's
not always easy for people. Just go good, just quit
your job.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
To HR people. Is there some sort of oaths.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Like I don't think there's the old hypocratic I shall
which like I will only do good or confidentiality I don't.
I don't thought think.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
There would be, because then people just wouldn't feel safe
going ever.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
So pare of my suggestions in order.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Number One, you go to HR or that boss's boss
and say I have something I would like to share
with you, but it is under the guise of I
don't once I make this complaint, I would rather not
be known as me because I don't want to then
suffer the consequences of telling on.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
This person, can just send an anonymous.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yes, that would be my third one at the burnery account.
Number two is going to be avoid at all costs
until the situation can somehow remedy itself. Not always easy
to do it, your boss, right, Number three is a
burner account. I'm going to tell you this too, this boss,
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this person, You're not the only person. He's doing this too.
This is a common by people who do this. This
is a common thing. It's not like they're only going
to be inappropriate and offer with one person and only
one person. Ever, that's the kind of person this person is.
So when I say burner account is kind of funny,
but you could go make you a Gmail account and
be like so and so. Don't do it from the office,
(13:30):
do it from a computer that's not your office. Hey, look,
a few of us here have gotten together and we
know you've been acting appropriately and any more inappropriate actions.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
We are going to take it to whomever. That is
also a way to do it.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I'm sending that to the boss.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Or the actual person in a burner account to be like.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I think you would send a burner account to HR like, Hey,
I just don't want to say who I am. But
I get that then you lack credibility.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
But I don't think I will work with HR. I
think I sure you need to say how you are.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Look at it now, you're threatening.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, that's my third thing, but it's not. It's a
burner account to the person who's doing the bad stuff, going, hey,
there's a lot of us here who now are suffering
from what you're doing, and if you continue, we are
going to tell on. You are going to HR about it.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
What if the boss is like, wait a lot, I
really only do it to her.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Bobby's saying this, I'm saying that if I'm betting, I agree,
I know, but that does that doesn't just do it
to one person. I'm really sorry that's happening to you.
And it feels a bit helpless because because you're superior.
But I don't know that there's just a clean way
to do it unless you go up to HR.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, i'd say HR is the first move for sure,
and then you can reassess. But my hope would be
that you could go and sit down with them and
trust that they're not going to say anything.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I'm sorry, it's happening to you. Let us know if
we can help right.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Time for the news Bobby's stories.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Sometimes I'll roll my suitcase so I'm getting on a
plane and they're like, do you have battery in that?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Because some of the suitcases have that hole.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I've never actually used it, but you can like keep
a battery in there and charge your phone and stuff.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
And I'm like, no, oh, why get off me. I
never say get off me.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I just think that apparently every day, like twice a day,
there's a fire on an airplane because those batteries.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Oh that's scary.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
And there are a lot of flights, right, so twice
a day, but still, the fact that fires are starting
from these things, that's crazy. The FA is warning travelers
about the dangers of these batteries in luggage and carry ons.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
They're in even batteries.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
And like laptop Like, what the heck are people not
like letting their computers rest for a minute? Are they NonStop?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Like world of warcraft?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
The fact that these things are having fires at all
are scary, even not about the airplane, about just generally
at the house.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, no, I'm scared. I saw in the news some
bike that people have in their house has been exploding.
I don't know what battery pack or electric is on there,
but ex floating like so fast is causing house fires.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Passengers are advised to monitor their devices during flights, avoid packing,
especially liftium batteries, and check luggage that. I can't believe
there's that many fires on airplanes from CBS News.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
That's story number one, number two.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
A Columbus funeral home becomes the first and Ohio to
obtain a liquor license. And the first thing I think is,
are they like on the side opening up, you know,
dead person bar and grill or is it at funerals
give an alcohol, which it think makes sense if you'd
like to have a drink at a funeral service, although
if we ever we think it gets dramatic. Sometimes the
(16:22):
funerals will like fights and stuffs when they're drunk.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Oh yeah, no, I mean who mixed alcohol?
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Was breathing?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I mean people are doing that often anyway, but at
the funeral.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Home, see, I don't mind it.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Well, they say it more is more of like a
celebration of life.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Oh I hear, yep, what I would say too.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
But like my uncles would always like go outside and
like sneak some beers, So why not just drink inside?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, I think it well because it is open to
you know, I agree, I think it makes sense. Slippery
slope though, for sure. Columbus Funeral Home is gonna make history.
It's the first and Ohio to obtain a liquor license,
offering mourners a unique way to honor loved ones. See,
you can also say that like everybody can have one
to pour one out, but really they're all just getting slabbard.
But even then you just like a Sunday you see it,
(17:03):
you just funeral crash, so you can get some Yeah,
open bars funeral there's funeral down on third Evergreen Funeral
Cremation Reception scheduled to open next year aims to change
out people funerals and so they're going to allow alcohol
and toasts to love ones. There are different full service
(17:24):
open bars for like three, four, five, six thousand dollars.
Of course, once approved, first funeral home in Ohio have
a liquor license. ABC six on your side with that story.
Smart surprised they would grant it, not because I don't
think it should be granted, but because anytime somebody knew,
what's a different license. That's difficult. It's got to go
through a lot of little channels there in the old towns.
(17:47):
Netflix has secret codes to unlock hitting gems on its
streaming platform. Here's how to use them. It's from Daily Mail.
First time I read this, I thought, yeah, but there's
not gonna be a single good thing when you have
to put a code in. It's gonna be all crappy
stuff that like hidden, because if it was really good,
they'd want to have it front and center. Good. But
there is actually a secret menu and on this put
(18:07):
the code in high brow horror, irreverent TV comedies, in
ninety minute movies. You go to Netflix dot com slash
of browse, slash genre and you add a code and
I don't know, one person said, they're they're blank ass movies.
Speaker 9 (18:24):
Oh, I mean, I try to not say the word
I bleep the that's funny, I bleep the baddest of
words and the donkey word.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Whatever. I tried, Dude, I'm not counting that against me
because I was an accident. Never the s H word
is the word I was bleeping.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
People say that though you're saying.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
No, no, no s H with a y at the end.
That's the first one.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I was thinking just about one word and say.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Blank, Yeah, that was weird.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Epening tries to cuss and he does it all wrong.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But I would say, like, somebody's a jackass, and that
to me is not a bad word. Right, yeah, but
that there. I just think my brain is, We're about
to go on holiday, break the whole thing. My Americans say, Oh,
let's see. Daddy Yankee claims that his estranged wife blindsided
him by withdrawing a hundred million dollars from his company accounts.
(19:27):
He says that she withdrew the sum of one hundred
million from two of his music companies without his permission.
You would think there'll be some it doesn't matter who
even he. Anybody takes out a massive amount of money,
ten million, twenty million, some trigger goes off and like
three people have to go click good, Okay, you don't
(19:47):
just take it and run. But the artist forty seven
said in legal docs in his native of San Juan,
Puerto Rico, that she took sums of eighty million and
twenty million from his record label. Oh and if you
take it, does that mean you have a wired or
do you go in and go like, I'll take eighty million.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Here's the trash bag.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Oh, it has to be a little bit at a time, right,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
You can't just a little bit at a time of
eighty million, that's there's never a little bit unless that
takes ten years. And again, yeah, it's a long time.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
If they're this wealthy, what's a little bit to them?
A little bit to us is like, you know what
even five million?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Do you take it in cash? And then are you
taking suitcases?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Daddy Yankees that wealthy.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
That's a great point.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
His bit from his company, he's also that wealthy.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Yes, massive.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Really one of the bigger international artists. It's like, uh,
the guy now who I don't listen to his music
at all. Yeah, he was basically Bad Bunny before Bad Bunny.
Bad Bunny's the bigges artist in the world.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Is about I don't know, I don't know any songs
he comes around at Easter.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I'm happy with that. No, that's the good Bunny. Oh
it is, got it. And then finally, can you tell
if someone does not like the holiday gift you've given them?
The answer is because it was a pair of ice
turner glove.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
That's not funny, man, Oh good gloves.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Eddie got me a pair of isotoneor gloves. He knows
that our gloves.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
It starts a knight, but he following the rules.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
I had seventy five dollars to do it.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
He's just kind of being lazy.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
I mean he's gonna go to isod socks id shirt.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
I mean he went for gloves.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
But Steve liked the isotoners I got.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Him, and so he said he's only returning.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Them because they don't fit.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
He's if he gets other isotoners then in the same
size survey found these are the top body language tells
If someone hates their gift.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
They avoid eye contact with you.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I've been watching sometimes.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Looking at me.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Guys, look, I'm going the opposite way.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Fake smile immediately after changing the tone of their voice.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Sometimes like here's.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
They've got a high registrart. Oh my god, that's no nice.
It's not that hard to figure out talking too much
about how great the gift looks are forgetting about the
gift once gift kicking is over. I don't only think
that the only think they forget. They just would rather
not talk about it. That's from Scotch brand survey. That's
the news. Thank you for bobbies. I do think tipping
(22:09):
culture as someone who has tipped their whole life, like
as far as like jobs are like I needed those tips,
but it's out of hand. I'll say it to somebody
who's a big tipper and understand the need for it.
But yes, there are times where you're like, why are
people asking for tips for this? That being said, Lunchbox
often gets upset when you go somewhere and they're like,
give me a tip. You don't have to. I said,
(22:30):
you don't have to get upset. You can does not
give a tip. I think that's what that should be
met with. Okay, but I've never heard of this before. Lunchboks.
Speaker 10 (22:36):
Oh yeah, you know it's the holiday season and so yes,
you know, we love to get into the holiday spirit,
get ready for Christmas in my family and what you
do with Christmas you go see Santa Claus to sit
on Santa Claus's lap and tell them ho, ho ho,
what do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Kids?
Speaker 10 (22:52):
And we went to do it and as we're checking out,
it says would you like to.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Leave a tip away?
Speaker 10 (22:58):
What is the world I would do. Sanna is now
asking for tips. I saw Santa did this for the
love of the children, and now Santa wants me to
leave them a tip for letting my kid tell them
what he wants they want for Christmas. Unbelievable, bah humbuck.
I was just like, this is getting where he goes, Santa.
I'm so disappointed in you.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I did see a story I forgot reading the news
that Reindeer of Food has gone app a lot. Oh
really inflation? Yes, well, just in general it's harder to
find sure they're using more natural ingredients, and I could
see where maybe that would be part of the reason.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
Does that matter to you at all? No, it doesn't
matter to me. You're on Reindeer Way, yes, yeah, you pay.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
To see Santa in the first place to take pictures.
Speaker 10 (23:39):
Yeah, you had to pay to get the pictures. And
it says, do you want to leave a tip?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Why would I want to leave a tip?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Man, we're paying with card.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I feel like that's just something that pops on all
the time with card no matter what. And like Bobby said,
do you have every night to just decline it or
leave a tip and be like, oh, it's tis the season, because.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
You don't know what he's gonna get.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Maybe Santa, who doesn't need money for Santa. Maybe it's
for the elves, the guys working all year long, sure
making toys. Yeah, maybe they want a new felt green super.
Speaker 10 (24:08):
Kids.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Yeah, and maybe nobody else. They asked for a tip,
just him, because it was a lot.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
You think about that, like you're the only one. They
were like, maybe we should get tell.
Speaker 10 (24:16):
Three kids because they do run around and scream and
yell and jump on Santa. But I just was absolutely
blown away that they had the tip line. When we
went to see Santa.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
How was Santa?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I mean it seemed like a nice guy, not super
over the top night.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Oh he was real good, you know.
Speaker 10 (24:34):
I mean he's good with kids, Like he knows how
to talk with kids and get him to calm down
and be doing.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
It for year. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (24:38):
Yeah, yeah, he's he just didn't know it with you.
Probably probably remembers you when you were a kid. Yeah,
and he probably thinking, oh, here comes these kids. But
he doesn't good. He doesn't show you that he's frustrated
with the kids when they're climbing up and the kids
pulling off the hat.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
You know, but you mean, your kids are pulling off
the hat.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Oh man, it happened, but did a good job.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Then you should definitely tip them. Yeah you used to
like sending a car with money.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I actually don't think that this is that crazy. I
mean I've never heard of it, so I'm sort of
just a little shocked. But the more I think about it, yeah,
who cares. And some people might be like, oh, yeah,
this is great. He was so awesome with my kids
and now I have a really fun memory or a
cute photo.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
And also maybe think about you're not just tipping in
for that, you're tipping in for what he does on
Christmas night. Yeah, that's what he does.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Yeah, you would tip for it unless you're naughty.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Well, it's good to show appreciation.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
I mean over your career you've had raises.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
Yeah, because things cost more, costs more, and our listenership
has going.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Up, and Santa new kids all the time.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
But always said, we always say the kid population is.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Going down, Like we don't always say that. It's been
said that at certain times about certain countries, but we
don't always say the kid population is going down.
Speaker 10 (25:48):
That's why some you know, communities are paying people to
get pregnant because they need more kids. So Santa is
worried that he's going to run out of work some communities.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Could you not remember the country?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
He says, and helps we go. Okay, Well, I'm sorry
that that offended you.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
I think my move would have been, oh wow, I
can't believe they're asking it for a tip and not tip,
not saying I wouldn't have it. But if I felt
your way out, I would just move on with life
and not thought about it.
Speaker 10 (26:11):
Again, you're telling me you wouldn't walk around for a
day or two thinking. Really, Santah wants a tip, like, how.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
What is this world coming to?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Probably a tip Sanna? Oh my gosh. You see there's
the problem.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Is the problem, this is the problem bother you.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
You tip Santa and then he's like.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Oh, I'm the problem.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
It's me.
Speaker 10 (26:30):
Well no, because if you tip Sanna and then I
don't tip san it or is he gonna punish my
kids because.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
We didn't help?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
That's the hope. O.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
That's weird. I'll give it to you.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
You everybody together, BA we're not doing that.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Amy Your updated thoughts on a four day school week.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Oh well, I'm only in favor of that, if parents
can match it with a similar.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Work week, we would not be able to match it, so.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
We would not that other people need to or if
your kids are going to be out of school and
then you still have to go to work like that. Whatever,
if it's Monday or Friday or Wednesday or whatever day
is going to be the day off, that's going to
be difficult for.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Ye will be difficult. They would never be able to
match it with work because they're not combined, right, they
have nothing to do with each other, like every business
wouldn't be well, I guess we now have to abide
by this exactly, and that would probably be the biggest
factor as to why it would be hard for people.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, I mean because also I'm two of well, I
guess unless you're a teacher, because then decide money. No,
because if you're a teacher and there's no school, then
you're at home with your kids.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I was thinking, like teachers watch all the kids for money.
On the other day, Oh yeah, that could work. Idea
more rural areas that are going to four day school
week to attract and retain teachers. Districts with four day
school weeks are more likely to be in states that
mandate a certain number of instructional hours rather than instructional days.
This gives districts the flexibility to extend the school day
(27:51):
on the four days and shorten the week. But yeah,
you're right, if it's like a third grader and the
parents aren't off on that Friday or Tuesday, I could
see what that would be. Just horribly not even just inconvenient,
but impossible.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
You have to figure out childcare. I mean, obviously we
can adjust to everything, but this has been kind of
the way it's been for a really long time.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Eddie.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Four day school week, don't like it?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
How about six day school week? Love it? Okay, Okay,
now we're talking.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Now we're talking even so okay, no, but even an
extended school day during those other four days, I don't
know how we would get everything in because sometimes between
school and then the homework and any activities.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Everything would be modified.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
It would have to be.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Gosh, like summers, man, when they don't go to school,
those are so tough. When they're at home all day
and you're like trying to keep them busy.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
That's on you?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Is that on you? Because you're at work every day?
Speaker 5 (28:44):
Well, I come home, you know what tune.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
At You're not home at noon, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
And then you spend an hour each day.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
And then I spend my alone time with all of them.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I'm just saying like, actually, you don't be accurate in
your representation of what summer is like.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
You get called the crap out dude, and I liked it.
I would anyways.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Oh yeah, some of these small towns do in four
day school weeks because it's hours, not days that schools need.
But yes, it'd be, according to you guys, to be
very difficult because of the work schedule. Yeah, there you go.
All right.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
The documentary on Jerry Springer, it's called Fights Camera Action.
It does come out next month. It's a two parter.
Jerry Springer was massive when we were kids, but Lunchbox
was on it. We talked about that. He's not a
part of the documentary. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (29:27):
They never I realized this. They never reached out to me.
I thought I would be one of the person in
the documentary. They would be like, oh my gosh, this
guy made it from Jerry Springer to where he is now,
let's go back.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I thought it'd be like a success story from someone
that defied the odds.
Speaker 10 (29:40):
Yes, And I mean even Kamika and Jennifer, who were
on it with me texting, were like, oh my gosh,
how come they didn't reach out to us and you're.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
I'm like yeah.
Speaker 10 (29:47):
Kamika was like, obviously they didn't want ratings. They I mean,
how great would it be built in promotion to have
me in the documentary?
Speaker 4 (29:54):
I don't think Netflix really needs the promotion.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
I think your story was one of the greater Jerry
Springer stories.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (30:04):
I mean, you were a teenager and you were got
cheated on.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
It's kind of like all the stories, every story in
the history of Jerry spring It was cool that you
were on It really was cool.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Yeah, I am. I'm very excited.
Speaker 10 (30:15):
I don't get excited about a lot that comes out,
but this I am looking forward to appointment Watch when
it comes out.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Appointment watch is not something to do on streaming. Appointment
watches whenever something's at a time and you make an
appointment to.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Go when it drops, he's gonna watch it.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
He's gonna make an appointment yeaheah.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
But an appointment watches like it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Be on the day it comes out.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
It's gonna be on his calendar twelve o one when
it's uploaded, it's gonna be I'm not sure.
Speaker 10 (30:37):
The date, but I'm gonna put it on my calendar
in my head to watch it on that day because
I want to know, you know, is it like a series,
like I'm gonna have to watch five episodes or is
it just one documentary?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I think it is a multi part series on how
big it was in culture?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Oh huge?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, Like someone like doesn't really know that, Jerry Springer,
Like I.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
Only know it because of this versation on the show,
like I never watched it or anything.
Speaker 10 (31:02):
If they have interviews from past people, I'm gonna be
really upset.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
They will have a ton of interviews what it is? Then?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Why would they not come to me?
Speaker 5 (31:10):
There's a lot to choose from. Man, you know, you
just didn't make the cut.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
They probably don't even realize you're the same person.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
How can you you look like the same person?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
That is true? That?
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Yeah, so what comes out next month on Netflix?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
We'll be waiting.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Maybe he isn't and he's not telling you.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Maybe Bobby Bones show sorry up today.
Speaker 10 (31:36):
This story comes us from Murray Kentucky, a man was
inside a bar and he had a mule whip and
he was trying to whip people with it.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
He was screaming, it's got to be an Arkansas or something,
or do you say West Kentucky?
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
I knew it's close, okay, And.
Speaker 10 (31:51):
They said, hey man, you gotta leave. So they asked
him to leave five times. You refuse to leave, and
they said, all right, we're going to call the police.
He's like, no, no, I'm leaving. Went out gone on
his mule.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Of course. Well okay, well you didn't say you had
a mule. That makes sense. It makes more sense when.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
You started riding home.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
When police pulled him over.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
You got a DUI for riding the mule drunk.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Wow. There's a lot about this story that we could
unpack for an hour. First of all, if you're new
to the show, and let's say you live in Arkansas,
don't be insulted. I am from Arkansas, and that is
the kind of things that we would do. Number two,
you can get a d ui. I didn't go on
a golf cart or a tractor an animal though you
didn't know that, but it's alive.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
I don't know. I just started to think that a
mule was the name for some sort of a mower.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
No, no, no, no, it's a real mule. Let's just say, okay,
let's say I got drunk, right and Eddie goat me
a piggyback ride home? Right? Yeah, but yes, he's alive.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
I'm an animal.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
He's alive.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
But Eddie can can It's a human and can make
decisions like a mule. You you guide the mule.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
He can guide me.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I don't know a probably all.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
I'm looking at him here.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
It it's very much a horse. Yeah, it's a big mule. Anyway, Okay,
I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Let's talk to CJ in Crossville, Tennessee. Hey CJ, what's
going on? Buddy?
Speaker 11 (33:10):
Hey, this is j Morning Studio.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
More was not expecting a female, just two initials. I
don't know what I expected. Hi, CJ? Thank you for calling.
What's going on?
Speaker 11 (33:17):
I got the Jordan Davis setlist that the Lunchbox keeps
talking about. And he said I never said thank you,
And he said, I never messaged him reminders. I went
back through our d MS and I said him like
two or three reminders, and he said, Oh, yeah, you
should call and leave a voicemail.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Oh, he wanted to publicly on him cell. Yeah. Here's
the thing about Lunchbox, that number one rule. Lunchbox, you
never really know. If he says something, roll the dice
tell you how true it is. Yeah, he wanted you
to call and give him credit publicly, so we'd play
it and be like, oh, all hell king Lunchbox. However,
he was the one that said he would give it away.
It wasn't like you asked him of something, right, boy?
Speaker 10 (33:56):
Wait, but didn't it make it more special the longer
it went?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Like, You're like you held it out for a year.
I mean that special. It's like eat not eating dinner
for a day. It wasn't it more special that you
didn't get to have dinner last night and tonight you're
finally getting fed.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yeah, but I mean, what a great gift?
Speaker 10 (34:09):
She tells her I don't know if she told her brother, hey,
I got this for you or what, But I mean anticipation.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
It's awesome, it's exciting.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Well, CG, thank you for calling. And we do understand
because Lunchbox loves people to call up and say how
nice he is, even though he promised it before.
Speaker 11 (34:23):
Yes, and I posted on my story, Hey, thank you
so much. He's like, oh this our callers stuck.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 11 (34:30):
They don't say thank you, and I want my feed.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
He just missed.
Speaker 11 (34:34):
He missed a couple of things, so he.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Didn't miss it.
Speaker 11 (34:36):
If you order anything from watchbox, it was going to
be a couple of months, yes, four years.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
But how did your brother love the gift?
Speaker 11 (34:43):
Yeah, I mean it was. It was pretty delayed, but
he thought it was coming and then we're like, well,
I guess this isn't coming. So I guess he was
a bit happy when he got it, but it.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Wasn't from you.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Absolutely, how else if you.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Want it, It's like if you want a car on
prices right, and then you give it to somebody price
is right. Didn't give that your cousin that car that
you just gave them? You did?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
I thought I got credit?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
No? No, no, no, okay yeah yeah yeah, Hey CJ,
thank you for calling. I appreciate that.
Speaker 11 (35:11):
Hey, thank you so much, love the show.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Thank you, have a great day. Let's go over to Jewel.
Who's listening at Saint Louis Jewel. You're on the show.
What's going on Christmas?
Speaker 7 (35:22):
I just pulled in because I wanted to say how
amazing see Brett Eldridge Flow Christmas show was last night.
I live here in Saint Louis. Me and my boyfriend went.
We were actually in the owner's sock and it was
a Christmas present for me and then his mom and
his stepdad.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Two your boyfriend, mom and step dad. Correct, got it?
I thought like Brett's mom showed up and I was like,
he doesn't have a step dad. I was gonna have
to make a call. Uh. Yeah, it's an amazing show, right,
it's and even if you're like, I don't know if
I want to go to a whole Christmas show, yes,
but it's it's awesome. So uh, it's awesome. I had
a great time. Thank you for sharing that with us,
and I think we're some of us are going to
(36:02):
that show tomorrow night because it's here. Eight of you guys.
I have to check with Scoob and see how that happened. Juel,
Thank you for the call. Hope you have a great day.
Thank you, We'll see you tomorrow. Holiday Days from Bobby
by Bone Show. The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written,
produced and sang by read Yarberry. You can find his
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instagram at read Yarberry. Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, Head
of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones.
Thank you for listening to the podcast.