Bobby shares that another A-List country artist fell at his home studio yesterday. Bobby found out about a nation that exists inside of the United States which motivates him to want to start his own. He gives his outlines to what the rules of the country would be. Lunchbox brings a story of a guy who paid for a private plane just to bring him a cheesesteak. Is he a baller of a buffoon?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
To transmitting.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
This guy. Hey, welcome to Thursday show Morning Studio Money.
So remember when Sarah Evans fell at my house? So
we had Sarah Evans on the show. We were recording
with her and it was in an old chair that
we have. They're like from like nineteen thirty. I have
them because they look cool, but we're like, hey, be careful,
and she sat kind of hard, dumped over. We've talked
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about it on the show funny, but only funny now.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Because she was okay, yeah, totally okay. And she is
a great sport. And so.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Luke Bryan was at the house five or six days
ago doing something and he came back yesterday.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
So I was like two in a week.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And when he was there a few days ago, I
was like, hey, be careful in this chair because if
you sit down really hard. And Luke is a big guy.
Luke is six to two. If he's wearing cowboy boots,
he's six y four. He's a big dude. And so
he comes over yesterday and I guess I probably should
have reminded him. And again, he's a big duty. He
definitely is bowling the china shops sometimes in the best ways.
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And he sits down and boom wipes out.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
He falls back, it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Goes hard boom.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Not only that again, as I should have said something
to him, not only that, Like he's the like the
legs ripped out of the bottom of the chair, So
now I have to I just have to put new
chairs there.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, that's this is a sign.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
But no, they're They're cute.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
But no, it's not a sign. It's not because I've
had the conversation. Hey, but if you don't sit hard,
it's not an issue.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
And or Sarah Evage was leaning back where we do.
We get in a chair and we lean back and
sometimes you just fall over.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So she leaned back more than it was the old chair, right,
Luke definitely sat hard and the old.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Chair died him. Slow chair would Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And then he's like, I'll just keep sitting in it.
I'm like, dude, the legs are broken at the bottom,
and he's like, I don't care. I'm like, you're gonna
have to hold your core for an hour. About thirty
minutes in I could tell he was like, oh man,
because it was like balancing the whole chair, So that'll
end up being on a bobby cast.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
But you had the chair, rip chair. Oh those were
great chairs.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, I know, they were so cute.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
It took two victims, though, yeah, they didn't take them.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And when Luke fell though, he felt like such an
athlete because he went over and like tucked and got
tight and went both And Luke and I are friends,
so I laugh, I mean I laughed.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Did he have a drink in his hand? Because it
was impressive about Sarah.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
She was holding coffee and most of it stayed in
her like it went up the mug but then back
into the mud.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's like when someone jumps in the water from a
boat and they have a beer in their hand and
they hold it up. Yeah, or if they get like
thrown in the water and they stop their beer out.
That's kind of what she was doing with coffee. But yeah,
that so rest in peace to the chair and Luke
sat there and held his core for another thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh, I mean we probably did an hour and twenty minutes.
It wasn't even another thirty minutes. I had another fifty
because we got on something and then because we had
told Luke it was gonna be an hour, because I
had right after that hour, a couple of interviews that
I was doing where people were interviewing me about the
Nashville live music thing that we're doing. It's it's in
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movie theaters all across the country, coming up next month,
and so I'm doing like a I'm hosting it, but
I'm doing this with three really famous songwriters, and like
if you see it at the movie theater, they're like.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Phantom of the Opera, you can watch it live. You
ever see those, like it's a preview.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, So we're doing like a Nashville songwriting night, but
in theaters all across the country from here. And I
had interviews where they were interviewing me about that, and
so I was like, we'll end here because I'll go
do that and I'm sure you have stuff to do.
And then at one point, with like five minutes left,
Luke's like, I got all the time in the world,
Let's keep.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Going, and I'm like weighing it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'm like, man, I got these interviews, but also like
Luke was on one and it was really good because
he was just super comfortable, and so I like, I
know I knew the people because I've worked with them before.
They were interviewing me, and I was like possible to
bump fifteen minutes. So we did like hour and fifteen minutes. Right,
it was good with Luke. We finished and I go
to Mike and I'm like, how was that? And He's
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like it was good. I was like, it felt like
it was all over the place because Luke just goes
and he'll hit three topics. You didn't even ask him
about it, Like he's talking about a French vanilla ice
cream and I was like, what do you think about
country music?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Like he gets.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Somewhere completely different, So that'll be out in a few weeks.
But even it was like him whenever American Idol came
to him because Idol starts back, it's his eighth year
on it, and that's really where him and I became
close too, because I did four years on that show.
But hearing how he didn't really want to do it
at first because Idol had left Fox, it was rebooting
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on ABC. He was gonna have to give up some
touring dates because he made, if you believe the reports,
at first, ten million dollars a year. But he had
to give up a bunch of touring dates to do that.
So it wasn't like it was ten million made money.
It was probably a couple million that he would have
made extra, but he was happy to be in California.
So he was weighing all that and he's like, it's
(05:04):
not that I don't want to do the show, but
it's not like they're going half ten million dollars. And
I'm like, wow, ten million extra dollars. So he talked
about that, and then you know, calling Urban who did
idle on ABC? I know on a Fox, and calling
Blake Shelton, who the voice. So we talked about all that,
and then I was like, is it weird that people
(05:24):
know how much money you made? Because in this space
that really doesn't happen, and athlete world, it does happen
because agents will spread that to you know, congratulate themselves,
and it's kind of how the market's set. All that
will be coming up soon. But Leah Luke wiped down
the chair. It's kind of awesome, especially because he wasn't hurt.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
He wasn't hurt.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Ye, it wasn't hurt.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm drinking this Apple drink. I won't see what the
brand is. No free no free advertising. I hate Apple
as a flavor. It's the worst flavor, Like apples. Apple
is the worst. And maybe because it's green. Maybe if
it was red, I might like it more because I
like the flavor of red. I don't like apple anything.
My wife and I were to place last night and
they were like, do you want to think it was
(06:05):
an ollipop? And it was like, what flavors do you have?
And they were like, we have crisp apple, and then
this is apple. That's the worst fruit flavor. Name a
fruit flavor of something that you drink or candy that's worse.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Great?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
No, oh, I prefer apple juice over grape juice.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I don't mind apple juice so much. I'm talking about
when something's flavored apple.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Yeah, I want I want an apple jolly rancher over
a grape jelly rancher.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Okay, I think you're in the minority there, but it
is your taste.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Well, you heard these, oh, grapes great.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, grapes good. But apple? I mean you guys like apple.
Apple's good.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I mean I'm not saying I don't really know any
other I can't.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Think of any other one that's bad. I don't like
peanut butter, so most people do. I would say peach
flavored stuff is pretty bad. I like peach.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I either love peach, I don't like peach drinks like
peable and I love peaches one of my favorite fruits
behind watermelon.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
But yeah, you're right, peach drinks are bad. Like you know,
they make big red, they make a big peach.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Where's drink?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Ever?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
That sounds disgusting, and I love peaches. Morgan walked in
with no glasses on today. Yeah, how's your your disease?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
I'm still dealing with it. But a hat is also
a similar she said. As long as I have a
hat or glasses on, I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
So why what's the deal?
Speaker 7 (07:26):
It just helps protect the light from hitting my eyes
too much, and because the eyes are connected to all
of that. So I'm doing better, but I'm not in
the clear yet. So I'm just trying to allow my
body to keep adjusting.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
So when you wake up and you have this, what's
it called again, vertigo?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Well it's called BPPV.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
So vertigo is a symptom, okay, And my diagnosis is BPPV,
which is a positional vertigo.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
So vertigo is what happens because of whatever BPVV is.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
BPPV, for example, pp my hoole her. But it's only
because I have ibs.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
So if someone's like, what do you have, well, I
have a hurt butthole today, Well why, Well, I have ibs.
It's an issue. So that's the same. Your vertigo is
my hurt butthole.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Okay, yeah, we can roll with that.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
So when you wake up, do you know how bad
it's going to be as soon as you wake up
or do you have to like walk around before you go?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Okay, today's seven out of ten.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
It definitely gets progressively better throughout the day.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Waking up, I won't have the best idea because this
last time when it happened to me was rolling over
in bed. So I'm kind of afraid when I wake up,
I'm just not sure what I'm going to open up
my eyes and feel like have.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
You watched those POV videos on TikTok? I have been
that may help them, may help verdigo.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
Those make me feel better at least that I don't
have like the black plague.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, it's like they're they're all bad now you guys
watching them? Eddie watch them?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Are you send me a couple that were awesome?
Speaker 8 (08:49):
But I haven't gotten my my algorithm's not feeding me yet.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
The Black Plague is. It sucks, but it's it's like
cool to watch lived through that. I lived through all
of them. No, I think I die most of them.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I watch. I worked at Chernobyl.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yesterday I sent me.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
He had exploded.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I lived today as Michael Jackson and no, it was
the only thing I played with was Monkey.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
So that's good.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, you wake up as Michael Jackson and you walk through.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
A day that you were worried about what you're going
to do.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, I was like, not, this is gonna end. So
but I got through that.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I was a I was a doctor from the fourteen
hundreds that specialized in the plague, and they had they
wore a big look like a bird mask back then,
like their masks had a big nose, like a bird nose.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I did that yesterday and POV, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
You sent me the Challenger one that was kind of
man like.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
The I was an astronaut on the Challenger in nineteen
eighty six. I only know that it did it explode?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Yeah, it did.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
You get in it.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
But it starts like a waking up a cup of
coffee with your crew and then to the end of
the day.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
That's terrible.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Yeah, most of them are sad, now that I think
about it.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
I never seen Chernobyl like the documentary or whatever or
the show is good. Yes, okay, because I mean you
send me the POV and I'm like, well, I don't
really know what's going on here, and then I saw
the end. I'm like, well, I need to watch this
whole story.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And it's only four or five episodes or something like.
That's a limited series, so there's no season two because
it doesn't exist for season two.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Where was that in another country?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Sure, Chernobyl, I know how to say it, but I'm saying, like,
maybe Germany.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
It's not an America.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Oy, Ukraine, got Itraine?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
One of those sour Kruk was like power Nuclear. Yeah, yeah,
it's a nuclear accident that was in nineteen eighty six.
Was the Challenger in eighty.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Six as well? I think, so, well, what a crappy
year of true.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, they both were Chernobyl and the Challenger explosion was
nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, you'd like it.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
It's sad when you won't like what happened, but you
would like it because it's very historic and it's also good,
so you feel smarter after you watch it. It's only
five episodes. We started watching and I wouldn't do this.
On Tuesday Reviews day, we started watching a show called
The Capture. Peacock has nailed it with a couple shows
they have. If you haven't watched The Day of the Jackal,
(11:10):
it's awesome and I finished that and talked about that
on Tuesday Reviews Day. Day of the Jackal is freaking
a plus you watch that, and The Capture is British
as well, so it's not in English, it's in British,
so partial English, partial, what the heck?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
They just say it's super cool.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It's there's two seasons of it and it's about a
soldier and like it starts where he's convicted of murder
in Afghanistan and he's in court trying to prove it
wasn't his fault, and then it kind of goes into
some really cool places. But that show is really good.
And Callum Turner plays a soldier and he is do
a Lipis fiance. That's where I know him from more
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than a hey do good the Times man.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
So what else is on Peacock Day of the.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Jackal, which is a plush and then the Capture, which
is the new Suit show.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
It's going to be on there too. I never watched
Old Suits though, Wait, is there a new season? Yeah,
it's but it's Suits La.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Same people or no, no, all new casts.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Okay, oh, I never watched Old Suits, so I guess
I'm not disappointed or happy about it.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
So you could watch the new one and see if
you like the new one.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I've go back to season one of the original.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
It's really good.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You know what's really good is it's not done yet.
Are you watching Paradise? It's one of the best shows.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Out I think it's going to be my favorite show.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It's getting there for me too.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Or have you caught it all the way up?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yes? All the way caught up? It's freaking awesome.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
It's on Hulu, yes, and you can watch it on
Disney too because they're connected.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
The Wool review but it's not Tuesday review Day. But
that show I thought was going to be good. It
took me places that I didn't expect to go, but
which definitely could have ruined the show because it's not
exactly what it pitches itself as. But if they would
have pitched it as what it is. I think some
people would have been turned off by it, but I
think once you get into it, it's it's awesome.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I'm obsessed with it me too.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
I've turned like my whole family onto it. It's my
new Like, it's how I felt about Silo season one.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
The guy that plays the main guy, Xavier.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah, Sterling K.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Brown who was in This is Us. He's so good
in it. Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
So that's a few shows that I'm just in the
middle of now that all three of them are awesome.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Dand jack O. We're done, But you guys would love
that show.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Have you not watched any of the White Lotuses?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
No, we almost started season one. I think when season
one started. I'm not sure what year that was. Look,
you can mind looking that up. There was some reason
we didn't start season one, and because we didn't start
season one, we never got into the other stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
None of them are connected, so watch them.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Well that's what she said too.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
She was like, we started season three, you can yeah,
And I was like, if we're gonna do it, let's
start from season one.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Well, the girl Coolidge, Jennifer Coolidge, her, I guess not,
but there is some stuff in season one.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
That, yeah, we want to start a season one if
we're gonna do it, because they're all available. So two
thousand and one, what year is it now, twenty twenty five?
I think my wife and I were still pretty new
long time. We're still pretty new, and that show is
a bit of reverent, and I was like, we'll find
(14:24):
some stuff that when you're kind of feeling each other
out with what your consumption is. So we didn't start it,
but yeah, I think we'll do that next.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
I'm shocked at some of the stuff they show.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
You run the show recently. We can't. I can't talk
about shows. You're on probation.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
You did, matter, did not?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
You did?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
You did? And it may be on today's show or
was it on it?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
I did it?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah you did.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
It's a true story.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
It doesn't matter. You're on probation again. Really, Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
You gave out some details. Yeah, come on, okay, let's
start the show. Thank you guys.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Hey, what hope we didn't run Chernobyl for anybody.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
We didn't give any other.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, you said it was a nuclear explosion.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
That's what the whole show.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
You told us. The challenger, blew up, it's.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Not even on the show. All right, we are here,
Thank you guys. Let's start the show.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
There's a country inside of the United States. I'm not
talking about Washington, d C. But its own country, the
Malassia nation. I saw it on TikTok. I looked it up.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
It exists. He hit it.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Most Americans don't know that there's a country inside the
United States. It has its own flag, currency, and even
a dictator. Welcome to Milassia. Hidden in the Nevada Desert,
Milassia was founded in nineteen seventy seven by Kevin Bach,
who declared himself its supreme leader. Covering just eleven acres,
this tiny nation has its own loss military, and even
(15:57):
a national anthem. Malassia uses its own currency, the Velora,
which is backed by cookie dough instead of gold. It
also has a strict border policy, requiring visitors to go
through immigration before entering. But here's the craziest part. Melossia
is still technically at war with East Germany, a country
that hasn't existed since nineteen ninety. It refuses to recognize
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the fall of the Berlin Wall, and the US doesn't
officially recognize Melosia, but that hasn't stopped it from running
like a real country.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
And this guy wears a Melossia military uniform and you
go in. It's the funniest thing I've.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Ever seen see medals in in his own country.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
His own country, his own medals, Like he's not even
stealing valor, that's his own country.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I'm ready for Bobbyville. Oh no, if you can do.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Melassia, there's no reason I can't do Bobbyville.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
What Wow.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
They refer to him as his excellency.
Speaker 10 (16:52):
It gets a pick. It's eleven acres. I'm that's a
lot of land. That's more like somebody who lives minutes
out of town house. So I went over to chat GBT.
I said, is Malassia nation real? This is Ai?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yes, the Republic of Malassia is a real micro nation,
but it is not officially recognized as an independent country
by any government or international organization. And then it goes
through Kevin Boo who founded it in Dayton, Nevada.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
And again he's basically just being funny.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
But the fact that you can go to this and
people go and check out Malassia it's a tourist thing,
is hilarious. And I'm ready for Bobbyville, USA lunchbox. It
has a signature drink.
Speaker 11 (17:34):
It's called the Molossi Lany, a non alcoholic mix of
sprite grenadine and pineapple juice and you add cherries, slices
of banana, orange and pineapple, and onions and spinach are
banned in that country because the president doesn't like them.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I'm in.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
No peanut butter, no onions, no mayonnaise, We're out with
that now. No milk because i can't have any sort
of daring. Oh no, no milk. So if you guys
want milk, no cows, well, no beef, We'll take beef.
What will be I'm gonna tear if everything I've learned,
We're gonna I'm gonna tear iff everything.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
And our people are gonna be richest. Crap. But eleven
acres probably me and my wife.
Speaker 11 (18:10):
Does he have other people in this like or is
it just him?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Are there like followers? He says he's a militaire. I
don't think it's a cult.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
He has a first lady. Oh guys, there's a website.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Now I'm on the website.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, that's where people there.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
There's a population of forty people thirty six people and four.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Dogs and eleven acres.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I guess the house is just a neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Then you can see pictures of this whole thing online.
They have parades, they do parties.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I was blown away. This guy put that much time
into it.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
But hopefully in twenty twenty six we'll have Bobbyville. Well,
we'll have broken ground on our new country, all right.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
It says that.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Micro nations like Malassia are created for political expression, artistic projects,
and other things. But about Malassie, it's up there the
official website of the Republic of Malassa. Dang, that's gotta
figure it. It's pretty cool. Let's invade. Let's just take
it over. That's invade Malassie. Right, thirty people people from Bobbyville,
invade Melassia, and then I have two countries.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
That'd be awesome. Isn't that fun?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Though?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh my gosh, yes, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I saw on a TikTok. I was blown away. I
was doing that, and I was doing the POV videos.
If you guys done those yet, point of view, just
do POV videos on TikTok later today.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
And I was.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
In the Great Pyramids. I was a female worker at
the time of the Great Pyramids.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I one they wanted to show the Holocaust. I was
at Auschwitz, which was crazy, I know, not cool. I
was at Pompeii the day the volcano exploded yesterday. And
I was an artist in the nineteen fifties, a singer
in the nineteen fifties. And they're like a minute, minute
a half generated by AI and it shows you kind
of what it would be like living then. Oh yeah, between, Well,
you had a busy day. I was getting IV last night,
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so I don't get dehydrated sitting there.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I was implying, No, you were. I'm a lazy No.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I had nothing to you as a person.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
I just met all the different characters you were yesterday.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Oh that was like you were. I felt I felt attacked,
But you're right, you were not attacking me.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
That's how you filtered it.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Absolutely, it went through total.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
That was your you already.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
That's my insecurity screaming out, m uh watch the POV
videos though, you'll love them.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
They're awesome. Anonymous Shinbo Anonymous sin Barre's a question to because.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Hello, Bobby Bones, I'm not sure that my ex knows
what it means to be an ex. After what I
thought were four great years, she dumped me out of
the blue, saying she wasn't growing enough. Turns out there
were three or four other guys out there she was
growing with. What really sucks is that I had a
great relationship with her son, and it was obvious the
kid viewed me as a father figure. She knows this
and still insists on trying to bring them over my
(20:57):
place to babysit while she goes out. She knows how
much I like hanging out with him, and he likes
hanging out with me, but it's wildly unfair to the
boy and to me to string him along like I'm
still a part of his life in that way. What's
the best way to handle this? So far, I've declined
a babysit for her because of this, and I think
she owes it to her son to be honest and
tell him I'm not in the picture anymore. Sign the
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co parenting ex So I would encourage you to view
this a bit different, and I'll just speak from someone
who only had a mom for a lot of my life,
or only had a grandma for a lot of my life.
When my mom was gone and my grandma was raising
me and she adopted me. There were, i'll say father
figures that stepped in for two, three, six years at
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a time. If it was my youth director at church,
if it was my football coach, coach Gandalf, if it
were my best friend in high school's dad whose name
was Jerry. If it weren't for those guys to hop
in and go, hey, I got you, I'll be father
figure for a while, I would have had nothing. So
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it wasn't about there being a replacement dad or someone
stringing me along. But I'm very lucky that these men
knew the situation that I was in and made it
a priority to them to make sure that I at
least had someone like that that I could lean on.
So I would encourage you to not look at it
like you're the substitute dad.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Now.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
She may just be using you for that, but if
you really want to be a father figure for this kid,
he's going to need it. She doesn't have someone that
she's with now obviously, and he'll probably need consistency and
you could be a version of that. Because I needed that,
I had that, I think you could be that. So
don't look at it as in I'm going to show
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her look at it as I'm going to show him that.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
If he needs a dude, I'm a dude he can
be with. Unless you just don't want to do that,
because again, if it's not.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Healthy for you, like you think, well I don't get
to be as so I don't want anything to do
with it, then that's okay.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
You get to put your boundary down.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
But if it's about him, he will need a father
figure and you can step up and be one of those.
You don't have to be the one, but you can
definitely be one of those. That would be my advice
to you. So it's all perspective, and mine is I'm
very lucky for people like you the co parenting X
that we're there for me. So take that and do
what you want. But I do say, if it's just
not for you, you set a boundary and say no, thanks,
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but don't feel like you have to be his dad.
You can just be a part of his life in
that role. A right, boom, I just fixed that. I
love fixing a problem. Love fixing a problem. All right,
there you go, close it up. Let's watch what they.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Have baller or buffoon.
Speaker 11 (23:40):
I'm scrolling the internet and I come across this video
that's making the rounds of this dude. He's in Houston
and he really wants a Philly cheese steak from this
place called Pats in Philadelphia, and so he calls up
a private check company and he's like, hey, guys, I'm
just really craving this cheese steak.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
And this is what he said.
Speaker 11 (24:00):
I am traving a Philly cheese steak, but I want
it from my favorite spot, and I want.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
To get it here by dinner tonight. There's a restaurant
in Philadelphia called Paths.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
They just sell this incredible cheese steak that I want
delivered today.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
And what's the order? Stetifical original Philig, you said, Yeah,
I have an extra cheese please, beautiful. I have a
Hawker eight fifty that can do it today. Thirty two thousand, Yeah,
lock it in. Can you arrange your car to deliver
it to my house?
Speaker 9 (24:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
So once at Lands, we'll just have a driver pick
it up from the airport. The pilots will put it
in like a like a heated compartment, so it should
still be perfect from Paths and it will.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Be the house by any time we'll get it delivered.
Sounds good, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
That is crazy.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
How much did you spend thirty two thousand dollars? It
just wasn't a bit, It wasn't fake. Does he have
a lot of money, Yeah, he has a lot of money.
Like this dude's rich.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
And I'm like that is awesome, Like that is why
you want to be rich?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Baller a buffoon, amy, I mean that's a little buffoon.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I would say it's buffoon too.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah, I would say, if you really want it and
you have a plane, why don't you fly there and
eat it yourself, like get the full experience.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
And has time for that?
Speaker 7 (25:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Sure, he's on the phone calling spending ten minutes asking
about cheese stea. You'd have your assistant to do that
probably if you had no time, lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
That is absolute baller.
Speaker 11 (25:17):
To be able to say, hey, you know what, Hey,
just put it on a private plane, don't even need
people on the plane and fly that cheese steak and
have it delivered to my house thirty two thousand.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Dollars, that's nothing. I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
To be able to say it is baller, But to
actually say it and spend money like that on. That
feels buffoonish, dude.
Speaker 11 (25:35):
Imagine, imagine, imagine. I understand that he was ordering one
cheese steak. But let's say he's got old you know, what's.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
A girl's name, Cindy.
Speaker 11 (25:45):
Cindy over for dinner and she's like, man, I really
like a cheese steak from Pats in Philadelphia's like, you
want that, we'll have it tonight, baby, And.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
He has it delivered. That girl is gonna be like, oh, well,
when you just get on a plane though, and go
if you have that because he had to work. He's
at work, but.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
For dinner, you fly an hour and a half up
to Philly on a private jet and you eat it there.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
That's even more baller than getting it delivered.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Because they have an app called gold Belly that we
use sometimes, and you can order food from any restaurant
in the United States and they package it and send
it to you.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Takes about a day to get there.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
That's Oh, they're not putting it on a private plane, no.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
But they're there.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
It's like DHS or however they're flying yeah, and it
costs a little more.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Like we ordered some lobster.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Love strong bread loft rolls, I'm from markets on it,
I don't know all we have red lobster and so
we ordered some lobster rolls from this place where we
went to New Hampshire and took a train up.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
To Maine last year. Because we couldn't believe the app.
They were like, really we did, so we ordered.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
It was awesome and it was all like sealed, but
it it wasn't that thirty two thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
It was like if I order something on Amazon and
it's delivered.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, buffoon baller to agree with lunchtime, Oh, come on.
Actually to be able to do it's one to actually
do it and spend that money is another.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
Fact that he has the money to be like, I
just want a Philly cheese stick from Philly, send a PJA.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I do know how much money this guy has.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
And I would think if Amy makes a great point
with her tone because I know what she's thinking, that
if he's spending money on stupid things like this, he
probably doesn't have a lot of money unless it was
like handed to him by his dad. Because people that
make good money decisions don't make terrible decisions like this.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Yeah, he might run out, but maybe not. Maybe he
has like tons and tons and tons, but I just think, like, gosh, eventually.
Speaker 11 (27:28):
Well, the private playing company did something. They found a
jet that was already in Philly, so it didn't fly
from Houston to Philly back to Houston.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
It was already in.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Philly, but it has to fly back to Philly. He
doesn't stay in Houston. And also that one way is
not thirty two thousand dollars. That's that's more that doesn't
check out, so it's got to fly back as well.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
All right, Well it was awesome, man, I'm just saying
that was so ball Again.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
You meet a guy and he's like, I'm gonna fly
in some food. It's gonna cost thirty thousand dollars for dinner.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
I mean, yes, he has a buffoon, but it would
be baller.
Speaker 8 (27:55):
Yeah, I should probably marry him.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Worried about that being a love bombing situation, or like
this guy makes terrible decisions, like terrible financial decisions.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
On the night of February first, nineteen seventy six, Elvis
Presley sent his private jet from Graceland and Memphis to
Denver and back and one night because he wanted an
eight thousand calories sandwich made from a hollowed out low field,
an entire jar of peanut butter, one jar jelly, a
pound of bacon, not your average snack priced at fifty dollars,
that's what the sandwich was.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
But he sent his own plane to get it and
bring it back. And Elvis is a crazy he's nuts.
He died because bad decisions. That's true. Yeah, yeah, I
mean in some ways Elvis was awesome, but in some
ways big buffoo. Oh man, oh, that sounds like terrible. Okay.
I guess Faller winds though too. That sucks. Okay, it's
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time for the good news produce. Ready.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
Two years ago, on Valentine's Day, Cason Palmer, he was
a senior.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
At the high school.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
He said, you know what, I'm tired of seeing some
of these girls get sad because they don't get roses
Duringvalentine's Day. So he went out and bought roses for everyone.
That was two years ago. Now his little brother, he's
a senior.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
He did the same thing.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
He bought three hundred roses, passed him out to all
the girls in the high school so they wouldn't be
sad on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
A couple of reasons why I probably did this.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Number one, he's a straight baller and girls love him anyway.
Or number two, no, girls like him at all and
he's not a baller and he's trying to be a baller.
That's really the only two ways you do that. One
meaning you get all the girls and so you just
know like you have that that What was that movie
with Mel Gibson where he could like read the woman's
mind and like they spoke to him like he could
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read that's or it's the opposite, which was me, Who've
got no girls? But yeah, melis that movie is what
woman wanted? Two so he could like read their minds. Yeah,
good reference.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Thought of movie in a long time, But yes, I
do remember it. And I'm just thinking about how expensive
roses are and the their high school guests.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Maybe he bought them the day after Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
No, he's a big lunchbox fan. Okay, good. I like
it though. Great story, that's what it's all about. That
was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Imagine you're inside a bank and someone comes in to
rob the bank. Okay, so they're robbing the bank, they're
on their way out. Their back is fully exposed to
you on their way out, they're looking at the door
walking out.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Do you charge the person from the back of time?
Speaker 11 (30:27):
No, no, no, lunchbox yes, like because when they're not
looking as your time to shine. Like if they're looking
at you and they got the point of gunpointed that,
you're like a all right, you know what I mean,
when they're not looking, boom, you're the hero.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Last the man in Albuquerque stopped at bank robbery as
a suspect attempted to flee with twenty four hundred bucks, which,
by the way, you're robbing a bank and all you
got was twenty four hundred dollars. Yeah, you need to
have a little more patience, put more in the bag.
Uh Umberto Garcia Rodriguez. But that is the most Hispanic
name ever. It's three awesome. It's three awesomely Umberto Garcia Rodriguez,
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and he.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Has my last name and Mike dis last name.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Umberto Garcia Rodriguez tackled him from behind.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Okay, good, he was he's the hero.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yes, he's the protagonist, causing the money to scatter. Bank
employees and customers joined it and help restrain the guy
until police arrived, leading to his arrest on robbery charges.
That's my favorite name in the past year, Umberto Garcia Rodriguez.
That's the ultimate mix, It's the ultimate Yes. That's from Kob.
I think there's no chance I would have done that.
I think there's a chance I would have done it
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if they were hurting somebody.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, like if they had a little child with them.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
And I think there's a chance that. I feel I
would try to stop that, but I don't know. I
would have let the guy just go. It's money, that's
nobody's it's companies. So no from me, no from you.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
But you yes.
Speaker 11 (31:49):
And that means it's an inexperienced bank robber because you
never turn your back. You have to slowly leave the
exit the bank or move fast. I mean, you can't
be like, well, if there's enough time for someone attacking you,
from me, you're.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Not moving fast enough.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I feel like a really inexperienced bank robber would be
who I wouldn't want to tackle because they also probably
don't realize you don't shoot anybody in a bank robbery,
like they're in just freaking out having to rob quickly.
They didn't put much time into it, not knowing if
they shoot somebody, it's a whole different crime, and they're
in jail for a long time. Like that would make
me not want to tackle him even more. Yeah, so yeah,
I don't think you would tackled him either.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
I mean, some people like to be heroes. Okay. There
was an old man on a flight once. Lunch Box
wouldn't take down.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
No, no, no. He was like, hold on my phone back
to tackle this old man. And first wee were like,
he's doing nothing. And then he didn't even tackle him because.
Speaker 11 (32:33):
The old man sat down because he was getting a
little limpy with the flight attendant.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
And I was like, all right, you know, really old
and I was like, if he wants to get lippy,
we'll get lippy.
Speaker 11 (32:40):
And I said, here, hold my phone and then he
he calmed down. He calmed down and sat down in
that middle seat. You think because he heard you go home.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
He saw me starting to walk that way.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
This next story and made me think of you KBZK.
A woman's attacked by her DoorDash driver over tip recovering.
A woman was attacked by her door dash driver February thirteenth.
Earlier that day, she had been celebrating the birth of
her first grandchild after being awake nearly twenty four hours
order of food. Due to a last minute addition to
her order, two different drivers were assigned. The first driver
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took an hour to live with food, spending most of
the time in an apple Bee's parking lot. When he
finally arrived, she noticed her food had been tampered with.
She was delayed. She chose initially not to tip, but
later changed her mind and tipped both drivers at that moment.
The first driver violently forced the door open the one
who wasn't tipped, because I guess they should take that
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when you drop the food off and not tell you
what your tip is for five minutes until after you dropped.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Food off that they can still come back. They know
where you live.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Well, it's not saved. It's not saved in their phone.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
So unless they saved it, and they wouldn't notice save
it until they knew they didn't get a tip, otherwise
they'd be saving everybody's address. And I'm telling you, no
one's going to do that.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
Okay, Well it needs to be longer than five minutes. Sure,
so I'm with you on that, but like maybe, yeah,
there's a delay.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
So the driver's like pushing the door open because of
the tip knocked her down. She had multiple injuries, including
damage to her spine, hip, shoulders, and jaw. The driver
entered her home and yelled you got what you deserved
and fled. Oh my, the second driver who got tipped,
call police. Of course, that's what I fear. Amy fears
retaliation from everything.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Everything I think it through.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
That's my so my first thought is, like, how would
they retaliate against me, even if it's a terrible job,
and like, just just tip them, do whatever you need
to do.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
It's fine. I don't want that to happen anything.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
I can't believe you push the door open.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, and she was definitely saying I tipped them later,
but you probably tipped because you got attacked.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Because it happened right then.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
They should definitely put a buffer on when you the
order is complete and they drop it off because it
says your order has now arrived again five to ten
minutes from when they leave when their tip shows up.
They shouldn't know if you tip them wonderfully, medium or
terribly while they're at your house.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
So they can screenshot the address.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
But they'd have to do with every single one of
them beforehand, with the intentions of anybody that doesn't tip me,
I'm going to go break in and kill them.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
Yeah, maybe I'm gonna go ahead and assume they're doing that.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Uh. The reason I know that that really doesn't happen
is because a driver had dropped off that case of
white claw white cloth my house instead of what I
had order, which was like some vegetables or something. And
so I got this big case of white claw and
I was like, well, this isn't right. And then I
get a call going, hey, the driver dropped off the
wrong stuff. Is it okay if I regive them your
address because they didn't know how to get back to
my house, to which I go, okay, So they don't
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have everybody's address saved, So I said that's fine, and
they made the switch and got.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Their white claw back. Otherwise, had a white claw party
up in here.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
And that is the end of the first half of
the podcast. That is the end of the first half
of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Podcast the first time on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
You can go to a podcast to or you can
wait till podcast to come out
To transmitting.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
This guy. Hey, welcome to Thursday show Morning Studio Money.
So remember when Sarah Evans fell at my house? So
we had Sarah Evans on the show. We were recording
with her and it was in an old chair that
we have. They're like from like nineteen thirty. I have
them because they look cool, but we're like, hey, be careful,
and she sat kind of hard, dumped over. We've talked
(00:32):
about it on the show funny, but only funny now.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Because she was okay, yeah, totally okay. And she is
a great sport. And so.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Luke Bryan was at the house five or six days
ago doing something and he came back yesterday.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
So I was like two in a week.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And when he was there a few days ago, I
was like, hey, be careful in this chair because if
you sit down really hard. And Luke is a big guy.
Luke is six to two. If he's wearing cowboy boots,
he's six y four. He's a big dude. And so
he comes over yesterday and I guess I probably should
have reminded him. And again, he's a big duty. He
definitely is bowling the china shops sometimes in the best ways.
(01:10):
And he sits down and boom wipes out.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
He falls back, it.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Goes hard boom.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Not only that again, as I should have said something
to him, not only that, Like he's the like the
legs ripped out of the bottom of the chair, So
now I have to I just have to put new
chairs there.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, that's this is a sign.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
But no, they're They're cute.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
But no, it's not a sign. It's not because I've
had the conversation. Hey, but if you don't sit hard,
it's not an issue.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
And or Sarah Evage was leaning back where we do.
We get in a chair and we lean back and
sometimes you just fall over.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So she leaned back more than it was the old chair, right,
Luke definitely sat hard and the old.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Chair died him. Slow chair would Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And then he's like, I'll just keep sitting in it.
I'm like, dude, the legs are broken at the bottom,
and he's like, I don't care. I'm like, you're gonna
have to hold your core for an hour. About thirty
minutes in I could tell he was like, oh man,
because it was like balancing the whole chair, So that'll
end up being on a bobby cast.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
But you had the chair, rip chair. Oh those were
great chairs.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, I know, they were so cute.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
It took two victims, though, yeah, they didn't take them.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And when Luke fell though, he felt like such an
athlete because he went over and like tucked and got
tight and went both And Luke and I are friends,
so I laugh, I mean I laughed.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Did he have a drink in his hand? Because it
was impressive about Sarah.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
She was holding coffee and most of it stayed in
her like it went up the mug but then back
into the mud.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Amazing.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's like when someone jumps in the water from a
boat and they have a beer in their hand and
they hold it up. Yeah, or if they get like
thrown in the water and they stop their beer out.
That's kind of what she was doing with coffee. But yeah,
that so rest in peace to the chair and Luke
sat there and held his core for another thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh, I mean we probably did an hour and twenty minutes.
It wasn't even another thirty minutes. I had another fifty
because we got on something and then because we had
told Luke it was gonna be an hour, because I
had right after that hour, a couple of interviews that
I was doing where people were interviewing me about the
Nashville live music thing that we're doing. It's it's in
(03:16):
movie theaters all across the country, coming up next month,
and so I'm doing like a I'm hosting it, but
I'm doing this with three really famous songwriters, and like
if you see it at the movie theater, they're like.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Phantom of the Opera, you can watch it live. You
ever see those, like it's a preview.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, So we're doing like a Nashville songwriting night, but
in theaters all across the country from here. And I
had interviews where they were interviewing me about that, and
so I was like, we'll end here because I'll go
do that and I'm sure you have stuff to do.
And then at one point, with like five minutes left,
Luke's like, I got all the time in the world,
Let's keep.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Going, and I'm like weighing it.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'm like, man, I got these interviews, but also like
Luke was on one and it was really good because
he was just super comfortable, and so I like, I
know I knew the people because I've worked with them before.
They were interviewing me, and I was like possible to
bump fifteen minutes. So we did like hour and fifteen minutes. Right,
it was good with Luke. We finished and I go
to Mike and I'm like, how was that? And He's
(04:13):
like it was good. I was like, it felt like
it was all over the place because Luke just goes
and he'll hit three topics. You didn't even ask him
about it, Like he's talking about a French vanilla ice
cream and I was like, what do you think about
country music?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Like he gets.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Somewhere completely different, So that'll be out in a few weeks.
But even it was like him whenever American Idol came
to him because Idol starts back, it's his eighth year
on it, and that's really where him and I became
close too, because I did four years on that show.
But hearing how he didn't really want to do it
at first because Idol had left Fox, it was rebooting
(04:43):
on ABC. He was gonna have to give up some
touring dates because he made, if you believe the reports,
at first, ten million dollars a year. But he had
to give up a bunch of touring dates to do that.
So it wasn't like it was ten million made money.
It was probably a couple million that he would have
made extra, but he was happy to be in California.
So he was weighing all that and he's like, it's
(05:04):
not that I don't want to do the show, but
it's not like they're going half ten million dollars. And
I'm like, wow, ten million extra dollars. So he talked
about that, and then you know, calling Urban who did
idle on ABC? I know on a Fox, and calling
Blake Shelton, who the voice. So we talked about all that,
and then I was like, is it weird that people
(05:24):
know how much money you made? Because in this space
that really doesn't happen, and athlete world, it does happen
because agents will spread that to you know, congratulate themselves,
and it's kind of how the market's set. All that
will be coming up soon. But Leah Luke wiped down
the chair. It's kind of awesome, especially because he wasn't hurt.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
He wasn't hurt.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Ye, it wasn't hurt.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm drinking this Apple drink. I won't see what the
brand is. No free no free advertising. I hate Apple
as a flavor. It's the worst flavor, Like apples. Apple
is the worst. And maybe because it's green. Maybe if
it was red, I might like it more because I
like the flavor of red. I don't like apple anything.
My wife and I were to place last night and
they were like, do you want to think it was
(06:05):
an ollipop? And it was like, what flavors do you have?
And they were like, we have crisp apple, and then
this is apple. That's the worst fruit flavor. Name a
fruit flavor of something that you drink or candy that's worse.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Great?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
No, oh, I prefer apple juice over grape juice.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I don't mind apple juice so much. I'm talking about
when something's flavored apple.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Yeah, I want I want an apple jolly rancher over
a grape jelly rancher.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Okay, I think you're in the minority there, but it
is your taste.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Well, you heard these, oh, grapes great.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, grapes good. But apple? I mean you guys like apple.
Apple's good.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
I mean I'm not saying I don't really know any
other I can't.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Think of any other one that's bad. I don't like
peanut butter, so most people do. I would say peach
flavored stuff is pretty bad. I like peach.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I either love peach, I don't like peach drinks like
peable and I love peaches one of my favorite fruits
behind watermelon.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
But yeah, you're right, peach drinks are bad. Like you know,
they make big red, they make a big peach.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Where's drink?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Ever?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
That sounds disgusting, and I love peaches. Morgan walked in
with no glasses on today. Yeah, how's your your disease?
Speaker 7 (07:18):
I'm still dealing with it. But a hat is also
a similar she said. As long as I have a
hat or glasses on, I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
So why what's the deal?
Speaker 7 (07:26):
It just helps protect the light from hitting my eyes
too much, and because the eyes are connected to all
of that. So I'm doing better, but I'm not in
the clear yet. So I'm just trying to allow my
body to keep adjusting.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
So when you wake up and you have this, what's
it called again, vertigo?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Well it's called BPPV.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
So vertigo is a symptom, okay, And my diagnosis is BPPV,
which is a positional vertigo.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
So vertigo is what happens because of whatever BPVV is.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
BPPV, for example, pp my hoole her. But it's only
because I have ibs.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
So if someone's like, what do you have, well, I
have a hurt butthole today, Well why, Well, I have ibs.
It's an issue. So that's the same. Your vertigo is
my hurt butthole.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Okay, yeah, we can roll with that.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
So when you wake up, do you know how bad
it's going to be as soon as you wake up
or do you have to like walk around before you go?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Okay, today's seven out of ten.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
It definitely gets progressively better throughout the day.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Waking up, I won't have the best idea because this
last time when it happened to me was rolling over
in bed. So I'm kind of afraid when I wake up,
I'm just not sure what I'm going to open up
my eyes and feel like have.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
You watched those POV videos on TikTok? I have been
that may help them, may help verdigo.
Speaker 7 (08:40):
Those make me feel better at least that I don't
have like the black plague.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, it's like they're they're all bad now you guys
watching them? Eddie watch them?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Are you send me a couple that were awesome?
Speaker 8 (08:49):
But I haven't gotten my my algorithm's not feeding me yet.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
The Black Plague is. It sucks, but it's it's like
cool to watch lived through that. I lived through all
of them. No, I think I die most of them.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I watch. I worked at Chernobyl.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yesterday I sent me.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
He had exploded.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I lived today as Michael Jackson and no, it was
the only thing I played with was Monkey.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
So that's good.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah, you wake up as Michael Jackson and you walk through.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
A day that you were worried about what you're going
to do.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, I was like, not, this is gonna end. So
but I got through that.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I was a I was a doctor from the fourteen
hundreds that specialized in the plague, and they had they
wore a big look like a bird mask back then,
like their masks had a big nose, like a bird nose.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I did that yesterday and POV, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
You sent me the Challenger one that was kind of
man like.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
The I was an astronaut on the Challenger in nineteen
eighty six. I only know that it did it explode?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Yeah, it did.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
You get in it.
Speaker 8 (09:45):
But it starts like a waking up a cup of
coffee with your crew and then to the end of
the day.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
That's terrible.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Yeah, most of them are sad, now that I think
about it.
Speaker 8 (09:56):
I never seen Chernobyl like the documentary or whatever or
the show is good. Yes, okay, because I mean you
send me the POV and I'm like, well, I don't
really know what's going on here, and then I saw
the end. I'm like, well, I need to watch this
whole story.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And it's only four or five episodes or something like.
That's a limited series, so there's no season two because
it doesn't exist for season two.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Where was that in another country?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Sure, Chernobyl, I know how to say it, but I'm saying, like,
maybe Germany.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
It's not an America.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Oy, Ukraine, got Itraine?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
One of those sour Kruk was like power Nuclear. Yeah, yeah,
it's a nuclear accident that was in nineteen eighty six.
Was the Challenger in eighty.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Six as well? I think, so, well, what a crappy
year of true.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, they both were Chernobyl and the Challenger explosion was
nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Yeah, you'd like it.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
It's sad when you won't like what happened, but you
would like it because it's very historic and it's also good,
so you feel smarter after you watch it. It's only
five episodes. We started watching and I wouldn't do this.
On Tuesday Reviews day, we started watching a show called
The Capture. Peacock has nailed it with a couple shows
they have. If you haven't watched The Day of the Jackal,
(11:10):
it's awesome and I finished that and talked about that
on Tuesday Reviews Day. Day of the Jackal is freaking
a plus you watch that, and The Capture is British
as well, so it's not in English, it's in British,
so partial English, partial, what the heck?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
They just say it's super cool.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
It's there's two seasons of it and it's about a
soldier and like it starts where he's convicted of murder
in Afghanistan and he's in court trying to prove it
wasn't his fault, and then it kind of goes into
some really cool places. But that show is really good.
And Callum Turner plays a soldier and he is do
a Lipis fiance. That's where I know him from more
(11:48):
than a hey do good the Times man.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
So what else is on Peacock Day of the.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Jackal, which is a plush and then the Capture, which
is the new Suit show.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
It's going to be on there too. I never watched
Old Suits though, Wait, is there a new season? Yeah,
it's but it's Suits La.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Same people or no, no, all new casts.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Okay, oh, I never watched Old Suits, so I guess
I'm not disappointed or happy about it.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
So you could watch the new one and see if
you like the new one.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
I've go back to season one of the original.
Speaker 5 (12:19):
It's really good.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You know what's really good is it's not done yet.
Are you watching Paradise? It's one of the best shows.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Out I think it's going to be my favorite show.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
It's getting there for me too.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Or have you caught it all the way up?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yes? All the way caught up? It's freaking awesome.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
It's on Hulu, yes, and you can watch it on
Disney too because they're connected.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
The Wool review but it's not Tuesday review Day. But
that show I thought was going to be good. It
took me places that I didn't expect to go, but
which definitely could have ruined the show because it's not
exactly what it pitches itself as. But if they would
have pitched it as what it is. I think some
people would have been turned off by it, but I
think once you get into it, it's it's awesome.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I'm obsessed with it me too.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
I've turned like my whole family onto it. It's my
new Like, it's how I felt about Silo season one.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
The guy that plays the main guy, Xavier.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah, Sterling K.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Brown who was in This is Us. He's so good
in it. Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
So that's a few shows that I'm just in the
middle of now that all three of them are awesome.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Dand jack O. We're done, But you guys would love
that show.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Have you not watched any of the White Lotuses?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
No, we almost started season one. I think when season
one started. I'm not sure what year that was. Look,
you can mind looking that up. There was some reason
we didn't start season one, and because we didn't start
season one, we never got into the other stuff.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
None of them are connected, so watch them.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Well that's what she said too.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
She was like, we started season three, you can yeah,
And I was like, if we're gonna do it, let's
start from season one.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Well, the girl Coolidge, Jennifer Coolidge, her, I guess not,
but there is some stuff in season one.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
That, yeah, we want to start a season one if
we're gonna do it, because they're all available. So two
thousand and one, what year is it now, twenty twenty five?
I think my wife and I were still pretty new
long time. We're still pretty new, and that show is
a bit of reverent, and I was like, we'll find
(14:24):
some stuff that when you're kind of feeling each other
out with what your consumption is. So we didn't start it,
but yeah, I think we'll do that next.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
I'm shocked at some of the stuff they show.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
You run the show recently. We can't. I can't talk
about shows. You're on probation.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
You did, matter, did not?
Speaker 5 (14:42):
You did?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
You did? And it may be on today's show or
was it on it?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
I did it?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah you did.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
It's a true story.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
It doesn't matter. You're on probation again. Really, Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
You gave out some details. Yeah, come on, okay, let's
start the show. Thank you guys.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Hey, what hope we didn't run Chernobyl for anybody.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
We didn't give any other.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, you said it was a nuclear explosion.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
That's what the whole show.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
You told us. The challenger, blew up, it's.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Not even on the show. All right, we are here,
Thank you guys. Let's start the show.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
There's a country inside of the United States. I'm not
talking about Washington, d C. But its own country, the
Malassia nation. I saw it on TikTok. I looked it up.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
It exists. He hit it.
Speaker 9 (15:33):
Most Americans don't know that there's a country inside the
United States. It has its own flag, currency, and even
a dictator. Welcome to Milassia. Hidden in the Nevada Desert,
Milassia was founded in nineteen seventy seven by Kevin Bach,
who declared himself its supreme leader. Covering just eleven acres,
this tiny nation has its own loss military, and even
(15:57):
a national anthem. Malassia uses its own currency, the Velora,
which is backed by cookie dough instead of gold. It
also has a strict border policy, requiring visitors to go
through immigration before entering. But here's the craziest part. Melossia
is still technically at war with East Germany, a country
that hasn't existed since nineteen ninety. It refuses to recognize
(16:20):
the fall of the Berlin Wall, and the US doesn't
officially recognize Melosia, but that hasn't stopped it from running
like a real country.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
And this guy wears a Melossia military uniform and you
go in. It's the funniest thing I've.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Ever seen see medals in in his own country.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
His own country, his own medals, Like he's not even
stealing valor, that's his own country.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I'm ready for Bobbyville. Oh no, if you can do.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Melassia, there's no reason I can't do Bobbyville.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
What Wow.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
They refer to him as his excellency.
Speaker 10 (16:52):
It gets a pick. It's eleven acres. I'm that's a
lot of land. That's more like somebody who lives minutes
out of town house. So I went over to chat GBT.
I said, is Malassia nation real? This is Ai?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yes, the Republic of Malassia is a real micro nation,
but it is not officially recognized as an independent country
by any government or international organization. And then it goes
through Kevin Boo who founded it in Dayton, Nevada.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
And again he's basically just being funny.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
But the fact that you can go to this and
people go and check out Malassia it's a tourist thing,
is hilarious. And I'm ready for Bobbyville, USA lunchbox. It
has a signature drink.
Speaker 11 (17:34):
It's called the Molossi Lany, a non alcoholic mix of
sprite grenadine and pineapple juice and you add cherries, slices
of banana, orange and pineapple, and onions and spinach are
banned in that country because the president doesn't like them.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
I'm in.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
No peanut butter, no onions, no mayonnaise, We're out with
that now. No milk because i can't have any sort
of daring. Oh no, no milk. So if you guys
want milk, no cows, well, no beef, We'll take beef.
What will be I'm gonna tear if everything I've learned,
We're gonna I'm gonna tear iff everything.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
And our people are gonna be richest. Crap. But eleven
acres probably me and my wife.
Speaker 11 (18:10):
Does he have other people in this like or is
it just him?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Are there like followers? He says he's a militaire. I
don't think it's a cult.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
He has a first lady. Oh guys, there's a website.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Now I'm on the website.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, that's where people there.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
There's a population of forty people thirty six people and four.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Dogs and eleven acres.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I guess the house is just a neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Then you can see pictures of this whole thing online.
They have parades, they do parties.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I was blown away. This guy put that much time
into it.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
But hopefully in twenty twenty six we'll have Bobbyville. Well,
we'll have broken ground on our new country, all right.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
It says that.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Micro nations like Malassia are created for political expression, artistic projects,
and other things. But about Malassie, it's up there the
official website of the Republic of Malassa. Dang, that's gotta
figure it. It's pretty cool. Let's invade. Let's just take
it over. That's invade Malassie. Right, thirty people people from Bobbyville,
invade Melassia, and then I have two countries.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
That'd be awesome. Isn't that fun?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Though?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh my gosh, yes, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I saw on a TikTok. I was blown away. I
was doing that, and I was doing the POV videos.
If you guys done those yet, point of view, just
do POV videos on TikTok later today.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
And I was.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
In the Great Pyramids. I was a female worker at
the time of the Great Pyramids.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I one they wanted to show the Holocaust. I was
at Auschwitz, which was crazy, I know, not cool. I
was at Pompeii the day the volcano exploded yesterday. And
I was an artist in the nineteen fifties, a singer
in the nineteen fifties. And they're like a minute, minute
a half generated by AI and it shows you kind
of what it would be like living then. Oh yeah, between, Well,
you had a busy day. I was getting IV last night,
(19:55):
so I don't get dehydrated sitting there.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I was implying, No, you were. I'm a lazy No.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I had nothing to you as a person.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
I just met all the different characters you were yesterday.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Oh that was like you were. I felt I felt attacked,
But you're right, you were not attacking me.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
That's how you filtered it.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Absolutely, it went through total.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
That was your you already.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
That's my insecurity screaming out, m uh watch the POV
videos though, you'll love them.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
They're awesome. Anonymous Shinbo Anonymous sin Barre's a question to because.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Hello, Bobby Bones, I'm not sure that my ex knows
what it means to be an ex. After what I
thought were four great years, she dumped me out of
the blue, saying she wasn't growing enough. Turns out there
were three or four other guys out there she was
growing with. What really sucks is that I had a
great relationship with her son, and it was obvious the
kid viewed me as a father figure. She knows this
and still insists on trying to bring them over my
(20:57):
place to babysit while she goes out. She knows how
much I like hanging out with him, and he likes
hanging out with me, but it's wildly unfair to the
boy and to me to string him along like I'm
still a part of his life in that way. What's
the best way to handle this? So far, I've declined
a babysit for her because of this, and I think
she owes it to her son to be honest and
tell him I'm not in the picture anymore. Sign the
(21:20):
co parenting ex So I would encourage you to view
this a bit different, and I'll just speak from someone
who only had a mom for a lot of my life,
or only had a grandma for a lot of my life.
When my mom was gone and my grandma was raising
me and she adopted me. There were, i'll say father
figures that stepped in for two, three, six years at
(21:42):
a time. If it was my youth director at church,
if it was my football coach, coach Gandalf, if it
were my best friend in high school's dad whose name
was Jerry. If it weren't for those guys to hop
in and go, hey, I got you, I'll be father
figure for a while, I would have had nothing. So
(22:03):
it wasn't about there being a replacement dad or someone
stringing me along. But I'm very lucky that these men
knew the situation that I was in and made it
a priority to them to make sure that I at
least had someone like that that I could lean on.
So I would encourage you to not look at it
like you're the substitute dad.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Now.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
She may just be using you for that, but if
you really want to be a father figure for this kid,
he's going to need it. She doesn't have someone that
she's with now obviously, and he'll probably need consistency and
you could be a version of that. Because I needed that,
I had that, I think you could be that. So
don't look at it as in I'm going to show
(22:47):
her look at it as I'm going to show him that.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
If he needs a dude, I'm a dude he can
be with. Unless you just don't want to do that,
because again, if it's not.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Healthy for you, like you think, well I don't get
to be as so I don't want anything to do
with it, then that's okay.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
You get to put your boundary down.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
But if it's about him, he will need a father
figure and you can step up and be one of those.
You don't have to be the one, but you can
definitely be one of those. That would be my advice
to you. So it's all perspective, and mine is I'm
very lucky for people like you the co parenting X
that we're there for me. So take that and do
what you want. But I do say, if it's just
not for you, you set a boundary and say no, thanks,
(23:26):
but don't feel like you have to be his dad.
You can just be a part of his life in
that role. A right, boom, I just fixed that. I
love fixing a problem. Love fixing a problem. All right,
there you go, close it up. Let's watch what they.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Have baller or buffoon.
Speaker 11 (23:40):
I'm scrolling the internet and I come across this video
that's making the rounds of this dude. He's in Houston
and he really wants a Philly cheese steak from this
place called Pats in Philadelphia, and so he calls up
a private check company and he's like, hey, guys, I'm
just really craving this cheese steak.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
And this is what he said.
Speaker 11 (24:00):
I am traving a Philly cheese steak, but I want
it from my favorite spot, and I want.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
To get it here by dinner tonight. There's a restaurant
in Philadelphia called Paths.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
They just sell this incredible cheese steak that I want
delivered today.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
And what's the order? Stetifical original Philig, you said, Yeah,
I have an extra cheese please, beautiful. I have a
Hawker eight fifty that can do it today. Thirty two thousand, Yeah,
lock it in. Can you arrange your car to deliver
it to my house?
Speaker 9 (24:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:26):
So once at Lands, we'll just have a driver pick
it up from the airport. The pilots will put it
in like a like a heated compartment, so it should
still be perfect from Paths and it will.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Be the house by any time we'll get it delivered.
Sounds good, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
That is crazy.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
How much did you spend thirty two thousand dollars? It
just wasn't a bit, It wasn't fake. Does he have
a lot of money, Yeah, he has a lot of money.
Like this dude's rich.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
And I'm like that is awesome, Like that is why
you want to be rich?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Baller a buffoon, amy, I mean that's a little buffoon.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
I would say it's buffoon too.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah, I would say, if you really want it and
you have a plane, why don't you fly there and
eat it yourself, like get the full experience.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
And has time for that?
Speaker 7 (25:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Sure, he's on the phone calling spending ten minutes asking
about cheese stea. You'd have your assistant to do that
probably if you had no time, lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
That is absolute baller.
Speaker 11 (25:17):
To be able to say, hey, you know what, Hey,
just put it on a private plane, don't even need
people on the plane and fly that cheese steak and
have it delivered to my house thirty two thousand.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Dollars, that's nothing. I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
To be able to say it is baller, But to
actually say it and spend money like that on. That
feels buffoonish, dude.
Speaker 11 (25:35):
Imagine, imagine, imagine. I understand that he was ordering one
cheese steak. But let's say he's got old you know, what's.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
A girl's name, Cindy.
Speaker 11 (25:45):
Cindy over for dinner and she's like, man, I really
like a cheese steak from Pats in Philadelphia's like, you
want that, we'll have it tonight, baby, And.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
He has it delivered. That girl is gonna be like, oh, well,
when you just get on a plane though, and go
if you have that because he had to work. He's
at work, but.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
For dinner, you fly an hour and a half up
to Philly on a private jet and you eat it there.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
That's even more baller than getting it delivered.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Because they have an app called gold Belly that we
use sometimes, and you can order food from any restaurant
in the United States and they package it and send
it to you.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Takes about a day to get there.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
That's Oh, they're not putting it on a private plane, no.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
But they're there.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
It's like DHS or however they're flying yeah, and it
costs a little more.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Like we ordered some lobster.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Love strong bread loft rolls, I'm from markets on it,
I don't know all we have red lobster and so
we ordered some lobster rolls from this place where we
went to New Hampshire and took a train up.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
To Maine last year. Because we couldn't believe the app.
They were like, really we did, so we ordered.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
It was awesome and it was all like sealed, but
it it wasn't that thirty two thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
It was like if I order something on Amazon and
it's delivered.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, buffoon baller to agree with lunchtime, Oh, come on.
Actually to be able to do it's one to actually
do it and spend that money is another.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
Fact that he has the money to be like, I
just want a Philly cheese stick from Philly, send a PJA.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I do know how much money this guy has.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
And I would think if Amy makes a great point
with her tone because I know what she's thinking, that
if he's spending money on stupid things like this, he
probably doesn't have a lot of money unless it was
like handed to him by his dad. Because people that
make good money decisions don't make terrible decisions like this.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
Yeah, he might run out, but maybe not. Maybe he
has like tons and tons and tons, but I just think, like, gosh, eventually.
Speaker 11 (27:28):
Well, the private playing company did something. They found a
jet that was already in Philly, so it didn't fly
from Houston to Philly back to Houston.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
It was already in.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Philly, but it has to fly back to Philly. He
doesn't stay in Houston. And also that one way is
not thirty two thousand dollars. That's that's more that doesn't
check out, so it's got to fly back as well.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
All right, Well it was awesome, man, I'm just saying
that was so ball Again.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
You meet a guy and he's like, I'm gonna fly
in some food. It's gonna cost thirty thousand dollars for dinner.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
I mean, yes, he has a buffoon, but it would
be baller.
Speaker 8 (27:55):
Yeah, I should probably marry him.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
Worried about that being a love bombing situation, or like
this guy makes terrible decisions, like terrible financial decisions.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
On the night of February first, nineteen seventy six, Elvis
Presley sent his private jet from Graceland and Memphis to
Denver and back and one night because he wanted an
eight thousand calories sandwich made from a hollowed out low field,
an entire jar of peanut butter, one jar jelly, a
pound of bacon, not your average snack priced at fifty dollars,
that's what the sandwich was.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
But he sent his own plane to get it and
bring it back. And Elvis is a crazy he's nuts.
He died because bad decisions. That's true. Yeah, yeah, I
mean in some ways Elvis was awesome, but in some
ways big buffoo. Oh man, oh, that sounds like terrible. Okay.
I guess Faller winds though too. That sucks. Okay, it's
(28:45):
time for the good news produce. Ready.
Speaker 8 (28:51):
Two years ago, on Valentine's Day, Cason Palmer, he was
a senior.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
At the high school.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
He said, you know what, I'm tired of seeing some
of these girls get sad because they don't get roses
Duringvalentine's Day. So he went out and bought roses for everyone.
That was two years ago. Now his little brother, he's
a senior.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
He did the same thing.
Speaker 8 (29:08):
He bought three hundred roses, passed him out to all
the girls in the high school so they wouldn't be
sad on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh wow.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
A couple of reasons why I probably did this.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Number one, he's a straight baller and girls love him anyway.
Or number two, no, girls like him at all and
he's not a baller and he's trying to be a baller.
That's really the only two ways you do that. One
meaning you get all the girls and so you just
know like you have that that What was that movie
with Mel Gibson where he could like read the woman's
mind and like they spoke to him like he could
(29:39):
read that's or it's the opposite, which was me, Who've
got no girls? But yeah, melis that movie is what
woman wanted? Two so he could like read their minds. Yeah,
good reference.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Thought of movie in a long time, But yes, I
do remember it. And I'm just thinking about how expensive
roses are and the their high school guests.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Maybe he bought them the day after Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
No, he's a big lunchbox fan. Okay, good. I like
it though. Great story, that's what it's all about. That
was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Imagine you're inside a bank and someone comes in to
rob the bank. Okay, so they're robbing the bank, they're
on their way out. Their back is fully exposed to
you on their way out, they're looking at the door
walking out.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Do you charge the person from the back of time?
Speaker 11 (30:27):
No, no, no, lunchbox yes, like because when they're not
looking as your time to shine. Like if they're looking
at you and they got the point of gunpointed that,
you're like a all right, you know what I mean,
when they're not looking, boom, you're the hero.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Last the man in Albuquerque stopped at bank robbery as
a suspect attempted to flee with twenty four hundred bucks, which,
by the way, you're robbing a bank and all you
got was twenty four hundred dollars. Yeah, you need to
have a little more patience, put more in the bag.
Uh Umberto Garcia Rodriguez. But that is the most Hispanic
name ever. It's three awesome. It's three awesomely Umberto Garcia Rodriguez,
(31:05):
and he.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Has my last name and Mike dis last name.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Umberto Garcia Rodriguez tackled him from behind.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Okay, good, he was he's the hero.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yes, he's the protagonist, causing the money to scatter. Bank
employees and customers joined it and help restrain the guy
until police arrived, leading to his arrest on robbery charges.
That's my favorite name in the past year, Umberto Garcia Rodriguez.
That's the ultimate mix, It's the ultimate Yes. That's from Kob.
I think there's no chance I would have done that.
I think there's a chance I would have done it
(31:33):
if they were hurting somebody.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, like if they had a little child with them.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
And I think there's a chance that. I feel I
would try to stop that, but I don't know. I
would have let the guy just go. It's money, that's
nobody's it's companies. So no from me, no from you.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
But you yes.
Speaker 11 (31:49):
And that means it's an inexperienced bank robber because you
never turn your back. You have to slowly leave the
exit the bank or move fast. I mean, you can't
be like, well, if there's enough time for someone attacking you,
from me, you're.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Not moving fast enough.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I feel like a really inexperienced bank robber would be
who I wouldn't want to tackle because they also probably
don't realize you don't shoot anybody in a bank robbery,
like they're in just freaking out having to rob quickly.
They didn't put much time into it, not knowing if
they shoot somebody, it's a whole different crime, and they're
in jail for a long time. Like that would make
me not want to tackle him even more. Yeah, so yeah,
I don't think you would tackled him either.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
I mean, some people like to be heroes. Okay. There
was an old man on a flight once. Lunch Box
wouldn't take down.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
No, no, no. He was like, hold on my phone back
to tackle this old man. And first wee were like,
he's doing nothing. And then he didn't even tackle him because.
Speaker 11 (32:33):
The old man sat down because he was getting a
little limpy with the flight attendant.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
And I was like, all right, you know, really old
and I was like, if he wants to get lippy,
we'll get lippy.
Speaker 11 (32:40):
And I said, here, hold my phone and then he
he calmed down. He calmed down and sat down in
that middle seat. You think because he heard you go home.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
He saw me starting to walk that way.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
This next story and made me think of you KBZK.
A woman's attacked by her DoorDash driver over tip recovering.
A woman was attacked by her door dash driver February thirteenth.
Earlier that day, she had been celebrating the birth of
her first grandchild after being awake nearly twenty four hours
order of food. Due to a last minute addition to
her order, two different drivers were assigned. The first driver
(33:12):
took an hour to live with food, spending most of
the time in an apple Bee's parking lot. When he
finally arrived, she noticed her food had been tampered with.
She was delayed. She chose initially not to tip, but
later changed her mind and tipped both drivers at that moment.
The first driver violently forced the door open the one
who wasn't tipped, because I guess they should take that
(33:33):
when you drop the food off and not tell you
what your tip is for five minutes until after you dropped.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Food off that they can still come back. They know
where you live.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Well, it's not saved. It's not saved in their phone.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
So unless they saved it, and they wouldn't notice save
it until they knew they didn't get a tip, otherwise
they'd be saving everybody's address. And I'm telling you, no
one's going to do that.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
Okay, Well it needs to be longer than five minutes. Sure,
so I'm with you on that, but like maybe, yeah,
there's a delay.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
So the driver's like pushing the door open because of
the tip knocked her down. She had multiple injuries, including
damage to her spine, hip, shoulders, and jaw. The driver
entered her home and yelled you got what you deserved
and fled. Oh my, the second driver who got tipped,
call police. Of course, that's what I fear. Amy fears
retaliation from everything.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Everything I think it through.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
That's my so my first thought is, like, how would
they retaliate against me, even if it's a terrible job,
and like, just just tip them, do whatever you need
to do.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
It's fine. I don't want that to happen anything.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
I can't believe you push the door open.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, and she was definitely saying I tipped them later,
but you probably tipped because you got attacked.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Because it happened right then.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
They should definitely put a buffer on when you the
order is complete and they drop it off because it
says your order has now arrived again five to ten
minutes from when they leave when their tip shows up.
They shouldn't know if you tip them wonderfully, medium or
terribly while they're at your house.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
So they can screenshot the address.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
But they'd have to do with every single one of
them beforehand, with the intentions of anybody that doesn't tip me,
I'm going to go break in and kill them.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
Yeah, maybe I'm gonna go ahead and assume they're doing that.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Uh. The reason I know that that really doesn't happen
is because a driver had dropped off that case of
white claw white cloth my house instead of what I
had order, which was like some vegetables or something. And
so I got this big case of white claw and
I was like, well, this isn't right. And then I
get a call going, hey, the driver dropped off the
wrong stuff. Is it okay if I regive them your
address because they didn't know how to get back to
my house, to which I go, okay, So they don't
(35:31):
have everybody's address saved, So I said that's fine, and
they made the switch and got.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Their white claw back. Otherwise, had a white claw party
up in here.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
And that is the end of the first half of
the podcast. That is the end of the first half
of the podcast.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Podcast the first time on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
You can go to a podcast to or you can
wait till podcast to come out
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