(Tues Full) Bobby on Experts Saying It’s Bad To Tell Your Kids to ‘Dream Big’ + Lunchbox Wants People to CLEAR his List + How Would We Spend 10k in 3 Hours? + The ‘2-2-2’ Rule is the Key to a Happy Marriage

Bobby shares why experts are saying not to tell your kids to ‘dream big’. We share how our parents encouraged us growing up and the parents on the show share what they tell their kids now. Lunchbox shares a ridiculous request he has for the show. Bobby puts a new stipulation on Lunchbox wanting to get us to play in the lottery. That leads us to sharing how we would spend a winning of $10k in 3 hours.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting Welcome to Tuesday show Morten Studio. Morning. All right,
Amy thinks that Ray is sleeping at the station again. Well,
I don't know what's going on, but a few times
I've gotten here earlier than I usually do, and Ray

(00:24):
has been in the kitchen at the sink brushing his teeth,
And that to me is like not normal. So when
we first started here in Nashville, Ray and Lunchbox lived
together for a while, and it was they hated each other,
and it gets to be pretty bad. So Ray moved out,
but he moved into the radio station. He would sleep

(00:44):
under the table. He was getting his mail here. He
hit a gym membership. That's where he'd shower. But he
didn't tell us this. We just kind of slowly figured
out he was living here. It's a great life, did
you like? It didn't pay rent, no electricity bill, but
it wasn't really a home. Then you always feel too
like you were gonna get caught. I also was bouncing
around two. I mean that's when I met Laura at

(01:04):
Bezer right away, So I wasn't here very long. How
long did you live at the radio station? A week? Oh? No?
You had your mail forwarded here. I don't know how
it'd be possible to live here months. I mean it
would be obvious, it would be dirty, clothes, would have
been something. I don't think it was one week. That
story has changed because we're farther away from it. What
do you think, box Long, I at least two months?

(01:25):
Oh you think two months? Yeah? I mean he Well,
you can fact check when I ended my lease with you,
and when I first started posting pictures with Laura. There
you go, and I guarantee it's about a week. But
did you move in with her when you only knew
her a week? Pretty quick? I started staying at her place.
He needed a place to stay. Was that part of
the reason I thought she was awesome? Okay, so Amy

(01:45):
thinks you're living here again? Nature that no, no, no,
just doing hygiene. Brush my teeth like most people do. Yeah,
but I don't come to work and brush my teeth.
I do. I have hygiene like most people do. But
I was one of those kids in grade school everybody
to do research or recess, I would go to the bathroom,
I'd brush my teeth, and it was weird to do
it then, and it's weird now. I guess your home. Yeah,

(02:07):
but then you come back here and you brush again.
Aren't we supposed to brush them three times a day?
It's physically I'm beginning all three of the first few
hours and being awake or what. No, it's not adding up. Yeah,
something doesn't seem right. Ray, if you're having a problem, No,
I'm good. We have a room. You can use it
our place. Yeah, and Amy bust me because we don't
have hot water in the bathroom, so I have to

(02:27):
do it in public in the kitchen. So sorry about that. Hey,
this just in though, because the new owners bought the building.
I think there's hot water in the bathroom. Oh, yes,
we've always had hot water. Okay, really you're telling me
that they made sure one of the pipes that's cold
just for the men. Well, we also have a couch

(02:48):
and toilet trees. I think there's out water boys now,
and there's actually toilets to stead of just holes in
the ground over there too. Ray, you can't live here,
I'm saying that ofcially. Yeah, I'm not, but clean teeth,
so I feel great. Raise an audio producer. In case
you guys are new to the show, Ray gets here
at one in the morning. Yeah, I pushed it back

(03:08):
a little bit. What time now? Yeah, I mean it
used to be midnight, but now it's one thirty two.
But then I split it with the gym two. But
then why so early, just so I can go to
the gym workload? You never know if the computer's broken.
There's been times I get it handled before you guys
even get here, and you'd never even know about it. Yeah,
but you don't have to get it. We go on
the air at six eastern, five Central, so if you
were here at four, you'd have plenty of time to

(03:29):
fix stuff, not plenty of time to fix a broken computer.
Sometimes it's been lucky I was here early. He's fixing
broken computers. He doesn't know how to restart this computer.
Let's fix a broken one, all right, Ray, if you
need anything, let us know. Okay, alight, it is time
to open up the mail bag a get something. We

(03:50):
call ye Hello, Bobby Bones. I'd like to remain anonymous,
since this is embarrassing for all those involved. I accidentally
saw my mother in law naked. My wife and I
are having to live with her parents while our house
is being renovated. My company wowed us to work one
day a week from home, so am I set up

(04:12):
in the living room. Everybody else is at work except
my mother in law, who I guess for good. I
was home too. She walked in the living room wearing
only her house shoes, and she freaked out when she
saw me. It felt so wrong that I decided just
to go into the office to get out of there.
I called my wife. I told her immediately, But I
have not spoken to my mother in law about it.

(04:34):
It's been a few days now. We have to stay
here another week. It's weird when we see each other.
Do I say anything to her? Or do I just
let it live in the past? Signed anonymous. I think
if it's this many days later, there's really not a
reason to pursue it and go make a point to
talk about it. It's not like anyone did anything wrong.

(04:55):
If let's say you walked in and she was cheating
or she was selling something illegal and you you that's
a conversation you have to have because she's worried you're
gonna tell on that's a thing. But because you just
saw her naked, and you know what, that's real life.
We're all naked. We don't even get closed until later. Yeah,
we come out naked. That away, you just don't talk.

(05:19):
You don't have to unless she brings it up and
she's naked. It. I mean, it's just it's just not
something that you want to really want to talk about. Um, yeah,
let it go and your wife knows. So that's good.
Your wife might be mad if she found out that
you saw her mother naked without telling her. Oh yeah,
your cover. Speaking of mother in law, Lunchbox thinks his
mother in law and he sent me a segment idea

(05:41):
like maybe last week and my mother in law's flirting
on me again, and so that's what reminded me of
what was it? Yeah, she saw me in a swimsuit,
and she did. She goes, that swimsuit looks nice on you.
I'm like, um, like, I just I don't think you're
supposed to say that. Like I don't know, I feel
like violated. I felt like she's saying, hey, why don't

(06:02):
you wear that swimsuit more often? Like that's a nice
looking swimsuit, Like like I think your mother in law.
This is a little differ than this email was coming
on to you absolutely hate the first time. What do
you think would happened if you said well, you're like
pretty good yourself. She'd be like, oh, you want men
to wear it more? So, I guarantee she'd be like, Okay,
I can wear it next time, or I'll wearing when

(06:23):
I'm around you, or then where do you think it goes? Though,
let's just say you play right into it? I think
it would be one of these where she accidentally walks
in naked, you know, like okay, but then where do
you think it goes? Oh? I ain't going nowhere. No
no, no no, no, no, ain't going anywhere. I ain't trying
to do that. But I'm saying that. I think she
would be interested in that. But couldn't she have just
been complimenting a swimsuit? And is this you way older? Yeah,

(06:45):
she's I mean so younger. Your wife's mom. Yeah, don't
they say that mom and daughter are a lot of
like so maybe she likes the same type of guy.
I don't know what does she think about when you
show up and like, your hair ain't cut, I mean,
the beard's growing all over the place. Is that kind
of her thing? I don't know. She didn't really say
anything about that, but I mean, like the one time

(07:06):
I'm sitting in the recliner and she washed mine and
rubs the top of my hand. I'm like, what are
you doing? Like, that's awkwards. Okay, So I'm saying, what
does your wife say about it? My wife says all
years over ridiculous. She's just being nice. I'm like, yeah,
until she's not well, until she's not like it, just
being nice and nice. Make a move, sir, What do

(07:26):
you say to this dude he saw his mom and
lawn naked. I mean, you don't need to tell her.
Just live with that nightmare for the rest of your
life and try to get it out of your head.
But you don't need to tell her. You're saying, it's
a nightmare. That's a that's a nightmare. That's why tonight
it's really awful, non talking about I appreciate that. Thank
you for the email. Close it up. We've got your

(07:49):
That was about the cloth. You guys can decide if
this is weird or not, but it's something I've kind
of incorporated in my personal life. My wife and I
were out this weekend. We're getting some breakfast, kind of
a brunch thing. We had worked out in the morning
and then we were looking for somewhere to eat and
we walk into a breakfast place and we see two
people that we know. Okay, but it's a small place,

(08:13):
so you got to talk for a little bit. I'm
not just a big small talk guy anyway, and I
like them. I was really hungry. I don't eat breakfast
before I worked out, and then it's time to eat.
And so we're there. They're walking out, we're walking in.
You got nothing to do but sit and talk for
a second. And so we peeled off in twos, just
standing there and two husbands and two wives and they're talking,
and Kaitlin and her they're talking, and me and him,

(08:35):
and I honestly just ran us up to say, I
hate small talk, and I literally ran out of stuff
that I would have liked to have talked about. So
what I do now? As I go, Hey, I think
that's all I got to say? Why don't we just
listen to them? Oh? You actually say that? Though, Yes
I do. And this has happened a couple of times
where I just want to be honest and I don't
want to do to fake small talk. I saw someone
at a show recently and I was like, well, I

(08:57):
guess that's really all we got to talk? About so
I'm gonna move on, okay, And I think they found
that refreshing. And I whenever I did the breakfast thing,
I was like, well, that's pretty much man, all I
gotta say. So let's just focus over here on the girls.
And I think he was a little shrugged by how
odd that was, but I also think he appreciated the honesty,
and so we did, and so I really don't think

(09:17):
anything about it. I'd never really talked to Kaitlin about it.
She knows at times I would at sam socially awkward.
It feels awkward at times, but I know socially where
I want to go and what I want to do,
and at times that can be awkward for the other person.
So we walked out after breakfast and she goes, I
heard you just stopped talking. And I was like, yeah,
she goes, interesting play. She goes, because you didn't just

(09:38):
stop talking. You said I'm done talking, let's just listen
to them. And she goes, I heard it in the
back like you guys, and she goes, I didn't want
to acknowledge it because I was talking to her, and
she goes, but, um, yeah, that's a little awkward. And
I was like, yep, but we stopped talking and you
were freed earlier, because then we're focusing on us the
attentions on them, and they're like, well, I guess we

(09:58):
should go, and you know what, you know ate pretty
soon after that, this guy, yeah, pretty awesome. Okay, so
that's what I do now. I don't go into it going.
I can't wait to tell them I'm done talking. And
if someone tells me that too, I'm just grateful because
sometimes you get cornered and neither one of you want
to be talking in a small talk situation. And so
it was just like, yeah, we ran out of stuff,
and right when I felt that, law, I was like, oh,

(10:20):
I guess that's all we got to talk about. So,
I mean, at Leasia had the hey let's go see
let's listen to our wives talk, but like say, Caitlin's
not present. Well I did that, like I said, I
was in concert and I was like, hey, I guess
that's all we gotta say. So then you just keep
what you walk away. I said, I'm going to keep moving,
so yes, I say it and then I move. I'm

(10:41):
just trying to picture it. I'm very productive as far
as like you don't spend it much time. They don't
want to be there either. I'm not being rude, I'm
just being honest. I love it. It's genius, it's bold,
and it's smart. It's gonna save us so much awkwardness
because what you do is when you get that lull
everybody everybody, you look around, how am I gonna get
out of here? Am I gonna do? Or you automatically

(11:03):
grab your phone to act like you're looking at something.
So it's said to say, hey man, it was a
good talk. I think we're out of things. I'm gonna
move on. That's it. It's genius, that's it because both
there's a law for both people is both people are
wanting out. If we're talking to me, we're right in
the middle of the lunchbox and I go, I'm done
talking to you, that's rude because he was still in
the middle of a sentence. But if we finished and
it's like, well, I guess that's it. All right, We've

(11:24):
both said our stuff. I want to move on. Now
does the other person knowledge like, oh, yeah, you're right,
we are done, or do them for a second. Because
I feel this technique is new. I feel it's something
that a lot of people maybe haven't ventured into that
world yet because it is awkward at first. But I
think he was like, huh, okay, but once you get
moved on on, every're gonna become a mover on or

(11:45):
everybody's gonna do the same thing. You're gonna be like,
you know what, that was great the line again, Well,
it can be whatever you want it to be. Give
us to you and I are talking and we're law,
and we're law here at three two one law. Well, well,
I guess that's all we got to talk about it.
Real good to see. I'm gonna move on over here. Perfect.
That doesn't even feel that weird weird. You're right, no

(12:08):
part of it is aggressive. But also I might go cry, no,
there's no need. It's really funny if you said that
to me, Eddie, that's law here on the count you
take over, gosh, I would never do this, by the way,
the law set for one second then you take yeah,
so it's really and so there it was, and ate
three bottles of pasta. That's crazy. Okay, Well all right, man,

(12:30):
I guess we're done talking here, so I'm gonna get going.
Good seeing you though, to see you too, buddy. All right,
that's it sounding natural? It does how funny wants to
be there a law wow? So hey, yeah, that's you
really have to go at and be like, well, I
guess that's all we gotta say. It's not right. It's

(12:51):
all we got and be moving on. I gotta go
now unless they have something else to say that, but
there's never a law less somebody's got something to say
that's right, the happy else and then you get out
of it there, okay, so that's all. Just take a
little thing from me. Try it. Oh my gosh, no, no,
try you're doing you're actually doing a service to the
other person. That's awesome. No, I understand your point. I

(13:12):
understand your point. Just for some of us practicing this
is going to be really bad, yes, especially if you're
not comfortable in awkward situations, which I'm absolutely fine in.
I like it, thriving it sometimes. But I'm like, all right, boy,
we've said it all. I'm gonna get out of here.
We've said it all. Many of those well how about that,
wouldn't say another word. I guess you're a lot of

(13:34):
stuff talking about. Man, that's good, good talk. Though you
got other limitless man. That's going to cut out all
the weather talk. I mean, weather talk's gonna be done.
Absolutely love it because on my phone up. All right,
how about how about that conversation? That was a good one.
Maybe next time we'll do it again. All right, Okay,
that's it. It works. Persons a little shocked when you
do it the first time, but it works. Okay, all right,
there you go. The more you know. Thank you at

(14:00):
the latest from Nashville in Tullywood, Morgan, Number two, thirty second, Skinny,
Luke Brian and Peyton Manning are hosting this year's CMA Awards.
The show will air live from Nashville on November ninth
on ABC. Amy Grant has had to postpone her upcoming
August concerts after a bicycle accident landed her in the hospital.

(14:20):
According to her social media statement, she is resting at
home after doctors ordered some additional recovery time. Brad Paisley
has responded to the video of Post Malone covering his
song I'm Gonna Miss Her with Dwight Yoakum's band in
a studio. Brad commented on it, saying this is better
than me. I'm Morgan. That's your skinny, it's time for
the good news producer Ready. Police officer Lance Hoffmeister was

(14:47):
on patrol and he sees someone walking on the side
of the highway. So he pulls up, gets closer and
realizes that's not just someone, that's an older lady in
a walker walking on the side of the highway. Wow.
So he rolls the window downs, like, man, man, are
you okay? She's like, yeah, I'm fine, Just we're trying
to get to my hair appointment and you're on the Highwayman,

(15:08):
get in the car. So he takes in the car.
He starts talking to her and she says she's eighty
four years old. She lived about fifty miles away. She
took the bus, but the bus dropped her off a
little far from the hairplace, and so the officer took
her to the hairplace, got her off, walked her in
and said here you go. Next time, please be careful,
and he made the time man to make sure she

(15:28):
got their hair appointment. Well, I think it's great that
she didn't get hit by car. Yes, how about you
get back. I kept reading to see if the officer
are waiting, and then took her back gonna say he did,
because I don't think he'd lave her. But yes, that's
I'm glad he stopped and checked on her and then
took her in. But I wonder did she think the

(15:49):
bus went all the way to the hairplace? Did the
bushover put her off in the wrong spot? Did she
get off in the wrong start off? Yeah, a good
question regardless. I'm glad there was a police officer there
protecting serving that's right, and taking her all the way
to the hair spot. And he picture of her hair
after no I heard it rock. Yeah, really did a
good job in that hair. Great story. That is what
it's all about. That was tell me something good time

(16:14):
for two truths and a lie to hopefully you give
RJ five thousand dollars in cash. Everybody say hi to RJ. RJ.
How are you this morning? Buddy? I'm doing really good,
a little nervous, but good. Where do you live, RJ?
I'm just south of a Witchtock, Kansas here in Derby.
So when I used to work maintenance on a golf course,

(16:37):
and I would have to work out on because there
were some holes that were near the street, we had
to wear a vest and a very bright shirt that
looked like that. Are you in some sort of landscaping business?
I definitely am, Yes, grounds keeping, landscaping all around. The
problem for me was we had to keep their bright shirts,
but they were always so dirty because they're so light,
and I'd have care I'd weed eat in that thing.

(16:59):
It would just because heard in dark green. Yeah. How
many of those yellow shirts you got there? I think
I got about five of them. I give a lot
of credit to my wife for getting out a lot
of the stains and things like that. So you know
it's magic. You put it in the hamper, it comes
out clean. I like that magic. We like magic. Yeah,
the magic hamper, us did it. RJ's on with us.

(17:21):
If you win five thousand dollars, that's some new new
yellows her. All right, here's where we're gonna do, RJ.
We're gonna give you three statements each of us on
the show. We're gonna read one. You just have to
find the lie. So two of them are going to
be true. One of them is gonna be a lie.
Do you understand the game, RJ? I do yes? All right.
By the way, this is all about spotting a liar.
Because USA's new competition reality show Snake in the Grass

(17:45):
gives four contestants a chance at one hundred thousand bucks.
The only catch they have to find out which one
of them is sabotaging their every turn. If they fail,
the snake leaves all the money. Spot the lies, catch
the snake, win the cash. Snake in the Grass Episode
two on Monday, August eighth, at eleven in tenth Central
on USA. Right, all right, RJ. Lunch Box me the
first one to tell you a story. Go ahead. When

(18:07):
I was a freshman in college and I was working
at Sam's Club picking up the shopping cars. I looked
down and I find an ID in the parking lot
and it's a twenty two year old dude that looks
just like me. And I'm like, got me a fake ID.
I could use it the bar hoop And then the
new bar opens called Foundation, and I go and I
give the bouncer my ID. He asked me my address,
he asked me my age, my birthday, and I'm like, man,

(18:28):
I know all this and I say it and he goes, dude,
this is me. Took the ID. I'll never got into Foundation.
All right, there we go? Did I ask God a foundation? Good? Stuff.
When I first moved to Austin, I hated that place.
I always fell like people act away more rich there
than they were for sure. Yeah right, yeah, I was like,

(18:49):
why are they trying to act rich? All right? Next up, Amy, Well,
I was invited to a very intimate dinner someone's house.
I didn't know the entire guest list at all. And
when we sat down at the table, to my left
was Cheryl Crowe and to my right was Kicks Brooks.

(19:10):
Did you go by yourself? Why? Exact left and right? Well, don't.
I don't remember the exact scening real exactly. They were
just sitting on that side, like what I mean it
was we were all fitting around like one dining room table.
It wasn't like this huge long thing. And everyone was
just talking like you know, it was normal. And I
was like, oh my gosh, hey Cheryl records it on

(19:30):
her phone. Yeah, okay. Two and then finally it's me Ja,
here's my story. So I have a bulldog named Stanley
right now. You may have seen him on the book
Stanley the Dog to First Day at School. May have
seen him on my Instagram. Love him very much. Also
have a dog named Eller. She is awesome as well.
But before I had these dogs, I had a dog

(19:52):
named Dusty. Dusty was awesome. He was toy left me
twelve thirteen years old. He was with me for a
whole lot. But what we would do is we would
have meat night, like a designated meat night where I
would go to the grocery store and I would buy
a bunch of meat, and what we would do is
just eat meat all night long. So it was Dusty

(20:13):
and Bobby and a meat night once a month. All right,
those are three stories. So you have lunchbox who found
an ID and then you act like it was yours
because it was a guy twenty two years old. Yep,
you got to go bar hopping, and then the bouncer
took it from me when I went to the bar
because it was him. You have Amy who sat at dinner.
She was invited to somebody's house. You had no idea

(20:35):
that we're gonna be fancy people there. And two of
those fancy people were Kicks Brooks from Brooks and Dunn
and Cheryl Crowe. Yes, and you gotta wrote a song
together now. And then there's me. Before Stanley and Eller,
I had a dog named Dusty and then once a month,
I'd go to the grocery store and just buy a
whole bunch of meat, and we'd eat it all night long.

(20:57):
All right, those are your three, r J. When you
here are those three? Do any of them sound like
for sure that one's true? Amy's does sound like it's true. Um.
Maybe that's because she's just a truthful kind of person,
it seems like. But I would have to say, I
think Amy's is true. So you're gonna lock Amy into
that true spot. Yes, say all r Let's lock her

(21:19):
unto the true spot. So then we'll come over to
you Amy. If this is true, he's still in the
mix of five thousand bucks. Were you invited to an
intimate dinner at someone's house? I was at that intimate dinner.
Did you sit next to Cheryl Crowe and Kicks Brooks? Alright, alright, alright, alright,

(21:39):
r J. Five thousand bucks? Mindy fifty five thousand bucks?
All right, So you got lunchbox in the id, you
got me in the meat, and then in my next tour,
by the way, me and the meat coming to the
city near you. All right, J, how do you feel?
Talk it out? Don't commit right now, but talk it
out a little bit. Yeah, I know the story with

(22:00):
lunch Box that Sam's pushing parts, and that definitely seems um.
It does seem like a pretty big coincidence that he
would turn the ID into the person that it actually is. UM.
I also know you You're pretty healthy with what you're doing,
and having just a meet night might not really be
your thing. Um. So it's kind of back and forth.
Both of them kind of sound like lies to me.

(22:22):
So maybe that's the trick, that are two lies, But
that is not true. That is not true. There are
not two lies. RJ. What would you do with five
thousand dollars right now? I man, I just don't know.
We got a little bit of remodeling at the house.
But um, I have an anniversary coming up at the
end of the month. Um, and I know my wife's
gonna be listening into this, So I have to say,

(22:43):
get a better anniversary gift than I was planning. I like,
I like it, r J. Hood maybe get a nicer hampers. Yeah, okay, RJ.
So who's lying? Is it me on meet night or
is it Lunchbox who found an ID before he's twenty
one and used it? Bobby I have to go with
you as the liar. I do not think you would

(23:03):
have just a meat night. Okay, he's locking me in
as the liar. No meat night for me and my
old dog Dusty. All right, Lunchbox will come over to you.
In your first year of college, you found an id
dude was over twenty one, but you like, just like you,
you turned it into a balancer and he was like, wait,
this is not you, this is me. Any validity to

(23:24):
that story. No validity. I'm the snake. Lunchbox. Then, woo,
that's just happy about I'm sad about it. Anniversary is
if he would have known where I went to school.
You gave it away because I said foundation, because I

(23:48):
was just trying to give details, and you said, oh,
I used to go to that place in Austin. I
wouldn't called to San Antonio. I was like, oh my gosh, No,
you were so close to Austin you can still driving.
I didn't think about that, but I was like, oh,
it's given away. He's gonna win social scurity number nail. No,
Bobby never said Austin. And also you would go to
Austin in the summertime. Also some clubs or franchise. That's true,

(24:09):
multiple locations. Um, RJ, I did have Dusty, we did
have meat Night once a month, and um, here's the
bad news is you did not win five thousand dollars,
and I hate that for you. The good news is
it's thirty now thirty. Uh, you'll have a chance to
win thirty thousand dollars. Okay, so you're still in the mix.
I don't know if you heard. The last time we

(24:30):
did this, I was actually on yesterday's show with the
four callers. Anybody that plays this week has a chance
at at least thirty thousand dollars. So, RJ, no cash today,
but you got a chance to win more cash next Monday. Okay,
all right, sounds good. Down. I would I too. I'm down.
You were hooting and hollering. Well, I means I'm a
good actor. But also I mean Lisa don't have to

(24:51):
get a better anniversary give I know, but she's gonna anyway.
All Right, RJ. We'll talk to you in a few days, okay, Buddy,
all right, Bobby, all right, dang right, all right, can
you spot a liar? If you can, you should watch
Snake in the Grass episode two Monday, August eight, next Monday,
eleven tenth Central on USA. Hope you guys to watch
the show last night. I hope you liked it last night.

(25:12):
RJ no luck today, but we'll get him again next time.
We'll play again tomorrow morning as well with another player.
Thank you, guys. So Eddie got a DM on Instagram
from a guy that claimed what he's the pastor that
married Jlo and Ben Affleck in Vegas. He told you
he's not doing a single other interview. Then I look
need everybody interview. He was kind of all over the internet, right,

(25:33):
he's like local news. Yeah. Yeah. So I looked back
at the DM and it was my bad. It was
my mistake. He said the only radio show. So he
hadn't talked to any other radio show. He was waiting
for us because he's a big fan. He listens to
our station in Vegas and he says he's a big
fan of the Biybone Show. Well here he is, Eddi's
talking to him ninety five Bull in Las Vegas. That's
his station, and we appreciate that. But he married Ben

(25:55):
Affleck and j Loo. You call him up. His name
is Ryan Wolf Minister at a little chapel in Las Vegas,
the little White Chapel in Vegas. This is the famous
one like in the movie The Hangover, Like that's what
this is where he works. Okay, And here's clip one
where he is explaining how it all happened. So how
did all this happen? Did did they call? Did you
know they were coming? Or did they just show up? Man,

(26:15):
we had no clue they were coming in. We were
actually about to clothes and so I just finished up
like the fifth wedding at nine pm and it was
just me and our coordinator there. That was all that
was there. And I saw an escalade pull in. I
didn't really recognize him at first. They walked through. They
walked in, and I was like, man, I know them,
I know them. I know them. And then I put

(26:37):
it together who they were. And they said, do you
have time to do one more? And I'm like, yeah,
we can do one more. If a minister is that's
a little white chapel and he's marrying people all day long.
He's an ordained minister or is he like a minister
a man of the Lord. He's a minister man of
the Lord. He's a pastor at another church, but he
does this on the side, got it? Okay, little Bay?

(26:58):
All right, all right, here is number two talking about
what he charged. So Ryan, do you have like a
regular price that's just kind of like this is the
base price? Or do you see Ben and Jalo and
be like, oh, Greb, this is gonna be ten thousand
wedding today. Yeah right, No, I wish man. I would
love to do that, but no, we just have regular
base price. Like they paid seventy five dollars for the

(27:20):
chapel and then they took care of me at the end,
you know, gave me a deal. So are you gonna
say how much they tip or you'd rather not? I
can't fair enough. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this.
It was less than a few thousand. Hey, we gotta
work on your interviewing skills. What do you mean, because
if you just want it to not be acknowledged, or

(27:40):
if you want to give him a shot and he
said you just kind of said, hey, we're gonna talk
about it, or we probably would probably not going to
because like you, you led him to it, then you
told him once he got there, don't even tell les. Yeah,
you're right, I should, I should have just left it
open ended, like do tell us right? So he's forced
to tell us yeah or say hey, So I would
imagine people tip you when they come in. Gotta be
a little different when it is Jalo and Ben. Right,

(28:02):
Well that's so good. So you can give them the
opportunity if he wants to, but don't lead them to
be like I got. But don't say okay, all right?
His answer was really interesting. What did he say? I'll
just say it is a little less than about two
thousand dollars. Yeah, less than a couple of thousand bucks. Okay,
so okay, yeah, why wouldn't he just say it? It's

(28:22):
got to be between one and two. That's what I'm assuming,
So just say it. But you know, Webons, you're right.
I should just let him say huh yeah. They wouldn't
have thirty seconds wasting on the air. Here is another one,
go ahead. So what was the whole vibe? Like, the
vibe was this. If you would have asked me on Friday,
the fifteenth of July, if you just said do I
think j Loo and Ben, if they got married, would
make it, I'd have probably said I know, they hadn't

(28:44):
worked before. It's not gonna work this time. But like
after seeing them like together and seeing like the love
they have for each other, and like to you know,
being able to be there with just them and one
of them they both had one of their kids there each. Um,
I can tell you like they really do like love
each other, they really do care about each other, and
I really do think it will probably make it. I

(29:06):
think they might have some challenges like every married couple does,
but I think they'll probably make it. You know, it's
tough because she's been divorced a lot, yes, or at
least with Yeah, I mean when Gay's law. Yeah, I mean,
and also that industry is tough. Yeah, it's just tough.
So he saw it, I know, but I can't. I'm
not going to judge a based on a single day. Okay.
And wow, Okay, So I thought maybe they just decided

(29:27):
and they rolled up to get married, But if they
had one of their each of their kids with them,
it's more they could have had the kids with them
on a trip. I don't know, Okay, true. Yeah, here's
one final clip. Was it serious or was it funny
like where their vows funny? No? No, no, it's very serious.
They had their own vows and it was very emotional.
They cried, they laughed a little bit, there was tear.

(29:49):
Did you get a picture with them when all was
said and done? Or did they just get married and
see you? I asked him, I said, hey, could we
take a picture? I know y'a don't want pictures or
video and I'll respect that, but would you guys take
a picture with your phone? It stealthy with y'all phone,
and would you send it to me after you know,
the news gets out and you guys are legally married everything.

(30:10):
I'm still waiting on that picture. But that's what I
was wondering, like, did they actually send it to you?
I haven't got it yet. I'm still waiting on that.
It's pretty good. Even though we're like weeks late, it's
not relevant at all, um, and he's done a lot
of other interviews. I found this to still be pretty entertaining. Right, Yeah,
I did. I honestly did. They cried? I didn't know
they cried. Ere we go, guys. We got the inside

(30:31):
information of what it was like in there. I'm sure
other interviews he gave that I haven't listened to that
in interviews, And who cares? Who cares what he said
to them. I liked it though, Thank you, Matt, I
liked it. Good job. We'll work on some little minor
interview techniques, but you did a good job, all right.
I appreciate that. There's a voicemail from Lois and Baton Rouge.

(30:52):
Lunchbox just wanted to give you a heads up because
I recently experienced this. If you over six hundred dollars
on eBay, they report everything to the IRF. Your thoughts, Lunchbox.
I guess this is referring to the storage you know
we bought. Yeah, well, we're not over six hundred dollars yet,

(31:13):
and so I think our grand total is estimated to
be about five hundred ninety nine right estimated total? Yeah,
and if you just change user names every time to post,
I have nothing to do with that. By the way,
has no idea now that one. I like to pay
all the taxes. Sometimes I pay more just because I'm
in the mood. Right, but this the other user wouldn't
make over six hundred dollars or we're not hiding anything.
Don't weak at a mousetair pocket. I can't get crab

(31:35):
going on over here. Thank you very much, appreciate the voicemail.
You can call us anytime. Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby,
please leave a voicemail. You're Amy's pile of stories. Recent
high school grads Caitlin and Drew. They've been dating for
two years now, and they're going viral online because of
a few videos that they put up about how they

(31:57):
haven't ever kissed and they don't plan to until they
say I do now. Of course, there's a lot of
haters online, but Caitlin she's not letting them bother her
because she decided long before Drew that she was going
to save kissing for her future husband and Drew. Drew's
here for it. I have a clip of him talking
about their relationship. We were best friends and then we

(32:18):
fell in love, right, So everything that we do is
to protect and to look forward to more in the future.
I want to marry this girl with every fire in
my being. Well, I commend them. Yeah, if you believe
in something and it's not hurting anyone else, I think,
go for it. It's weird to me because he's never

(32:42):
known anybody. Okay, I knew one couple and they did it.
I mean, well, they saved the kissing for the altar.
But since they've been married, they still haven't did it anniversary. No,
but I mean it was special for them, absolutely, I
understand it. It is weird to me, but that doesn't
mean it's wrong. Good for them for holding true to
what they believe. A lot of people don't hold true

(33:04):
to what they believe. Go chase life kids an example
of that. So I love it. Ye, a future ologist
has shared some things that we can expect to be
mainstream by the year of twenty fifty. There's something called
a future ologist. Yeah, they study trends in different studies
and graphs and all these things. Sounds like a made
up job. Somebody just called themselves a future oologist out

(33:26):
of science. Oh yeah, I don't think. Okay, go ahead,
Well we can expect drones to stock our refrigerators like
they're just fly ridings Philadelphy anytime I've ever seen these stories,
because I was like an one from like the sixties
where they printed and all of it was wrong. Yeah,
it wasn't even a future ologist. It was a newspaper
writer who guessed the future, that's all it was. And
it was like I expect floating cars and they really

(33:48):
thought that's where we'd be now, and it was all
pretty wrong. But this one says we'll have drones stalking
our fridge, not just dropping off things, but stocking it. Yes,
kitchens will operate almost entirely without water. They're going to
use ultrasonic waves to clean surfaces, which we had that Now. Yeah,
I get way less trouble for not loaning the dishwasher.
You know what else, Eating bugs will be normalized. Okay,

(34:11):
probably because we've run out of other food supply and
there are a lot of bugs. That's possible. We're gonna
grow our food and vertical farms, so fields will stretch upwards,
not outwards. It just sounds like a sad Terminator movie
or something from the future. I mean, it sounds like
we've run out of everything and now we're having to
just do that. There will be bins that automatically separate recycling.
And then as for space, people will be landing on

(34:33):
Mars and creating self sustaining economies. Okay, good luck everybody,
we'll see I'll never know of a good luck. Yeah,
you'll be here in twenty fifty. Debatable everything on me heart,
So I got I got a bad feeling how this
is going to go long term? All right? I hope
you're here. So Jimmy Allen posted something the other day
that I feel like deserves repeating. He tweeted, check in

(34:56):
on your friends. Social media is not a way to
find out how people are doing. People are really struggling.
It has just gotten easier to hide it. So just
thought i'd cheer that and use this as a friendly
reminder or a little nudge to reach out to a
friend today. What if you check in on social media though,
how's it going? I guess that counts because that's, you know,
let's how to talk with a lot of folks. All right,

(35:18):
thank you him, Amy, that's my pile. That was Amy's
pile of stories. It's time for the good news lunchbox.
This is great news for the people of Shawnee, Kansas.
If you've got a speeding ticket, a traffic fine, you
can now pay that off with school supplies. For every

(35:39):
fifteen dollars worth of supplies you buy, you get fifty
dollars credit to your fine, and every thirty dollars is
one hundred dollars off your fine. All you have to
do is go to the store, buy the school supplies,
bring it with the receipt and boom, your fines are
wiped away. So get to speeding. No, no, no, that's
not a story. The story isn't to go buy marketers

(35:59):
and pencil say you can speed. The story is if
you got in trouble, you can get out of it
with that, right. But I'm saying this will be help.
It's probably a real small window too. Yeah, because school
is starting, I don't think you can get a ticket
now for speeding. And then, oh I thought it'd be cool,
you know, like just to get a speeding ticket on purpose,
just so you can buy a school supplies. You just
hand them. Do you know why I pulled you over?

(36:21):
Don't worry, I got the school supplies right here. That's good.
I like that, Shane shout out to you guys, because
they definitely could be keeping that money and doing different
things with it, but they're helping out a lot of
families who are probably struggling right now with school supplies. Yeah,
there's another town of Kansas. I just don't know how
to say it. Go ahead, uh Morgan number two, it's
that one. People have a light to Kansas, all right.

(36:43):
I shout out to you guys, that's awesome. You're helping
a lot of folks. That is what it's all about.
That was tell me something good. There's so much construction
around here. What happened to you? Well, I got stuck
in the bathroom for over ten minutes, couldn't leave, and
I all I had to do was just you know, quick, gopee,
get out. And while I'm using the restroom, a man

(37:04):
comes in there with a ladder. He comes in the bathroom, yes,
And did you not see your feet? No, because the
way you walk into the women's restroom, you walk in
the door and you have to turn around a corner
if you want to see the stalls and the stinks. Well,
he had to get up into the installation. So the
panel thing up in the ceiling, some wiring up there,

(37:25):
and so he walked in the door, set up his
ladder right by the door, and then his head was
up in the ceiling. He didn't go anybody in the air, Nope.
And I didn't even know really he was in there.
All I heard was the door open and some rattling,
So I didn't know. And I get out, wash my hands,
I walk around and I'm like, there's a man's you know,
button legs hanging from the ceiling, and I'm like, this

(37:46):
is so awkward. And I didn't want to startle him
by saying anything because I thought if I cause him
to fall off the ladder because he hears a woman
in the bathroom, I didn't know what to do, so
I just quietly went back into my stall and I waited.
I waited for him to sit on the toilet. No,
I don't sit on the toilet anyway. I squat. So
you just stood in the stall. Yeah, I just but

(38:07):
if you have your pants on, why not sit on
the toilet? No? No, no, yeah, but it's okay. I
can stand. You just stood. I'm good. That's a that's
a thing even in movies and TV shows when people
go into the stall to cry and they sit down
on the toilet. I'm like, no, no, when I cry
in the bathroom, I stand. That's kind of weird. I
don't really have a problem with that. I do toilet. Yeah. Well, yeah,

(38:28):
that's just the difference between you and me. But I
was stuck in the bathroom and I was like, oh,
my good. And then I hear him talking to some
guy at theories, like I need the wire down here
a little more, and I'm like, how long is this
going to take? And finally I hear him climb down,
get his ladder and go out. And I wait a
few more seconds and then I just bolt out of
the door and run. And I never even got made

(38:50):
on common ran because I didn't want him to be like,
oh my gosh, you were in there that time, so
it's just awkward, and I left and ran. I'm just
surprised he didn't go anybody in the air, Yeah, because
that's what I do every time I go on the
girl's bathroom. Go on a girl's bathroom A minor detail
that now I'm wondering they probably did on purpose. But
we have a couch in the bathroom and it was

(39:10):
kind of set up to block the stalls, and I
was like, well, that's weird, so I just scooted it
out the way we went to the bathroom. So I
think he didn't. Oh, they were blocking the stall so
no one would use the So you took down, you
took down the no cars through here, and then you
got swept away by a river. And now you're like,
I can't believe it. I'm on the river. No, what
I did, was, well, that's weird. Why is the couch
right here? And I scooted it over. I did not

(39:32):
know that was his method of making sure women don't
use the restroom. Okay, it makes it a little more
sense now, Well, either way, I got stuck in there
was awkward. Let's do the morning Corny, Morning Corny. Did
you hear about the restaurant called Karma? I did not. Yeah,
there's no menu, you just get what you deserve. That

(39:58):
was the Morning Corny. Experts agree that it could have
a negative effect if you tell your kids to dream
big really which is wild to here, but I'll read
you the whole story. Experts say that it sounds counterintuitive,
but it actually has a negative effect. Telling children a
dream big could be doing more mental harm than motivational good.

(40:21):
A new study by international researchers fines that having unrealistic
aspirations that are seen in a movie or they're very
far fetched as a kid continues to remind you of
your shortcomings as you grow up. Meaning let's say you
get to be fifty forty five forty and you haven't
reached whatever that big pine in the sky dream is.
You feel like a loser. I mean, that's really boiling

(40:43):
it down there. So I want to go around the
room here for a second. And you know, what did
your parents what do they tell you as a kid
or what do they not tell you lunchbox when you
were a kid? What'd your parents do? My parents were
very realistic. They say, hey, you don't need to go
to college. Not everybody was to college. It's okay to
just get a job. Don't worry about it. You know,

(41:03):
it's okay to just work. Did you have a dream?
I had a dream of being on the real world,
and they just didn't understand what the real world was
because they didn't watch MTV. But they were like, yeah, sure,
when you can start applying for jobs, that's what they said.
So they did not They did not encourage me to
dream bigamy. You know, I was talking about this recently
with a friend and my parents didn't encourage me to

(41:24):
dream big either, and I kind of felt bummed about it.
But I guess now maybe they were on the right track.
I kind of just felt like I didn't have that like, yeah,
anything you want to do, like, you can do it.
It was more like, oh, yeah, just settle for that, Eddie. Yeah,
my parents said I could do anything, but then when
it came down to it, they're like, you don't want
to do that, Like yeah, like I wanted to be

(41:45):
a musician. That like, you're not gonna make money doing that,
don't do They would say, Eddie could do whatever you
want right, Well, thanks, Oh dad, I don't know. I
want to play music. No, that's fun. Yeah, it's very weird.
Did you feel supported by your parents? Oddly? I did,
but then I felt like, well, they don't want me
to be an actor. Like I said, I wanted to
be an actor, so I wouldn't even chase that because

(42:06):
they said, don't even try get an acting dreams again,
Oh dude, anything rock star, anything in the art performance, Yeah, Morgan,
what about you? Yeah? I mean my parents always encouraged me,
like they would say, you could do anything you put
your mind too. That was definitely a big thing. But
they were also realistic, like when I tried to be
a singer and they're like, despite not what you should do,
you should probably go in a different direction, something else

(42:28):
you can put your mind too. It's probably a good idea, Morgan, Eddie.
Now we're talking after the show one day because we
had done that karaoke segment that you sang and you're awesome,
but you're a terrible singer in that situation anyway. And
Edie was like, isn't it crazy she wanted to be
a singer? And I was like, what we've forgotten about
that house? At what age did you stop wanting to
be a singer? I mean, it wasn't through like middle school.

(42:51):
Once I hit high school, I'd finally kind of like accepted.
I did choir, so I was really good at harmonizing,
which is why I thought I could be a singer.
I was not good at singing by myself. Well, so
this wasn't you're not twenty two. No, it was like
once I hit high school, I was like, Okay, I'll
accept that. I don't really want to be made fun of.
My parents were very like, honest but still encouraging. Yeah,
I do want to go to Abby, our phone screener

(43:11):
who is still pursuing Yea, her parents need to be
honest with her. Abby, you're still softly trying to be
a singer. H What does your mom say to you? Boy? Oh,
she thinks I need to just go for it. Doesn't
dream big, She's a dream big mom. Oh yeah, and
supports everything as a kid was she had dream big mom. Yes,

(43:34):
but they also thought I needed to go to college
to have like a backup plan. You know, it's no, no, Abby,
your mom is not serious when she says go for it, right. Yeah,
she's heard you sing. Yeah. Does she think you're a
good singer? Yeah? She does. That's awesome. I love it.
It's like my family they would not, Well, it was
more like we can't believe you did that, even when
I was like graduating high school, like, wow, we can't

(43:56):
believe you did that. Oh shocked. Not because I was
a loser, because nobody my family didver graduated high school,
nobody went to college, nobody. But then there was a
point where nobody really understood what I was doing anymore.
Like when I was on the radio and I wasn't
in Arkansas. I think they thought I just disappeared and
it really wasn't doing anything, and I'd be like, no,
it's going pretty good, and I've kind of built this company.

(44:17):
We have the runs in seven cities. Are you on
in Lele Rock Cross Springs? No? Oh okay, And I
was like no, no, no, no, I don't think you
understand it's actually no, Well we can't hear you. What's
the tree falls in the woods? Right, So I think
I probably said expectations on myself that sometimes when I
don't hit, i'm upset at myself. But yeah, there were

(44:39):
no I think ours was just a dream that you know,
we have groceries the end of the week, so it
really wasn't focused on any sort of dreams or anything.
But with your kids, Eddie, you tell him dream big. Absolutely.
I tell them, guys, there is nothing that you can't
do if you don't put the work into it. And
I tell them that, and I mean realistically, I think
two of my kids think they're going to be pro
NFL players. I don't think they can do it. That's tough,

(45:01):
but but I'm going to tell them that they can
if they put the work in. I think that's a
good strategy. Like what do you want to be? I
want to be X? Okay, well there's a lot of work.
If you really go hard at you have a good
shot to either do that or do something around that.
I think that's pretty Say you mentioned the around that
just in case they don't hit that one dream, right, Yeah,
a good call. They're forty and they haven't hit it.

(45:22):
You covered your big coach, yea. Any what do you
tell your kids? Yeah, I mean I tell them they
can be whatever they want to be. I don't know
that I use the words dream big, but I try to.
I've some parenting advice I got recently along the lines
of this is like, never you shouldn't like say to
your kid, oh my gosh, you're so smart, because if
they do something really well, because then the next time

(45:43):
they don't do it, they're gonna think, oh my gosh,
am I not smart? So I just try to and
everything they do say, wow, you must have really worked hard.
I can tell you worked hard on this, and that
they will continue to work hard. So when it comes
to whatever they want to do, they're going to work hard.
I think if people hadn't told me I was smart,
I wouldn't have thought I was smart. I'm just what
the parents, Yeah, let's say right now, I needed then

(46:03):
go wow, look at you, you're smart, and I'm like, oh,
I have something. Then okay, okay, okay, well you actually
really were so. But again, I don't know that I
would have known had shut up. I don't know that
I would have known had people not said to me, hey,
you're really smart, because then I was like, oh, I
have something. Okay, I don't have to be bad at everything.
I don't have to be the one that gets made
fun of, like okay, I'm smart. This is a thing.
And then because of that, it motivated me to be smarter.

(46:23):
And then I screw up and I'd be like no, no, no,
we can't do that become smart. So not that that's
the right thing to do, but for me, I was
happy that someone kind of throw me that kind of
chummed it up a little bit. They jumped the waters.
Did you ever not make a's? Oh? I didn't always
make a I never made below a bee. It was
just a weird situation. I made it in typing and
made my only see yeah, because I was not fast enough.

(46:48):
I forgot about that. But in French I made a scene.
In college, do you remember yours? I had to go
to the teacher and be like, bro, I ain't never
using this, like, just let me get through this because
I was already working full time. But yes, I was
quicker than I was. I'm blessed to be quick. Even
in quizball. I was in seventh grade crushing twelfth graders.

(47:11):
But that ain't cool when you're hanging out in sixth period,
Like do you dwell in those season now? Like do
you look back and like, man, oh no, it's awesome.
I don't care at all. Okay, good because I don't think.
I don't think a's or what defines how smart someone
is because I think, now, hold on, I'm not fully
on that page either. I don't think you have to
have a's to be smart. I think you're smart if

(47:31):
you get a bunch of a's because it can help
you take the next step up if you're looking to
take that step, like you can actually go down that
path if that's where you want to go. If you're
like getting season d's, but you want to go to
a really good college that won't accept that, well that's
not very smart of you. But if you're like, hey,
I know what i'm gonna do. I'm gonna go be
a musician or a producer or I'm gonna be the best.

(47:53):
Then if it doesn't require that, who cares? You know,
what's going to college? You don't want to, So I
think it matters what you're wanting to do as to
why you would do it when it comes to getting
good grades. I could have rocked allays all the time.
I honestly could have. I got bored. And also I'll
be like, I gotta work full time. I gotta play ball. Um,
I can only la have so many hours. So I'm
gonna be really good at baseball and I'm gonna work.

(48:16):
I'm gonna get way ahead there. And you know what,
if I can't tips fast the other kids, screw it.
I will give that up a little bit. French. Yeah,
I'm with him. I got bored. That's what happened to
me fifth grade. I gotta work. I still have nightmares
that I'm getting failed in a class. That was a nightmare.
I still have it. Oh, I still you don't have
enough credits to graduate. Everybody has those dreads like I don't, well,

(48:38):
not enough credits. I didn't show up enough, and the
teachers like, well, you didn't come to class enough, So
what are you gonna do? So I have to study
one night to learn the whole semester, and so I
study all night long, and then right before I take
the test, I wake up weird. I know. See next season,
I'm Bobb's Drains and nobody cares about it. I don't
think we can do this bit every day, or we

(49:01):
may put a halt to it today, just entirely if
but Lunchbox want us to get it in a different
lottery now, So we've got to get in mega millions now.
But isn't this always something well mega millions, it's I mean, listen,
we did the last one mega millions. Well no, no, listen, no, listen,
we didn't win the one billion, right, So a lot
of people are gonna quit because the one billion is
not out there. So why would we give up now

(49:21):
when we have a better chance to win? Oh you'll
understand at all, And yes, it's only like twenty millions.
And then guess what, you don't have a better chance.
It doesn't matter how many people are in playing the lottery,
but those numbers. It matters none about how many people
are in. It just matters if you can match the numbers.
More people playing doesn't lessen your odds. The only thing
that does is if you win, there's a chance that

(49:42):
somebody has the same numbers as you. And even that
is very somole. So why quit now? We got to
say you're missing what I'm saying. It doesn't give me
a better chance to win because fewer people are playing. Okay,
you have no better chance if you want to think that. No, No,
so I was thinking. We stay consistent, we keep buying tickets.
So I'm gonna hault this segment now forever, thank you,
until it gets out to half a billion, five hundred million. No, i'

(50:05):
about two hundred fifty million, four hundred you got a deal,
three hundred, four hundred in the middle, one hundred and ten,
you got a deal, three hundred meet me in the middle,
or fifty and you gotta deal. What are you doing?
You're going the wrong direction? Four fifty last chance? Three two,
three hundred and fifty, five hundred million, What happen? Three fifty? Okay,
it's five hundred million or what you better call it? Now,
I'm gonna go up again. Five hundred million once, all right?

(50:25):
Four million it is. I'm in five hundred and twenty
five million. You said four hundred a minute ago. That's
a weird five hundred and fifty million. I can't six
hundred million. No, No, that's the better stop me, a
better stop me at six hundred and three okay, six
hundred million. It is one hundred, six hundred, so six
next time it's a six hundred million, we'll play, okay,

(50:47):
but he can play on his own. Why are you
trying to suck us up? I'm sucking you in, dude.
I'm trying to help you get rich. You have helped
us go broke. You'll get I've got your back. No
you don't. We have lost a lot of money and
we're done with that. If let me ask you this question,
let's keep the millions out of it. If someone walked
in today and said and they had a little satchel

(51:08):
and they said, here's ten thousand bucks. You just won this, right,
ten thousand bucks in cash. You got three hours to
spend it, and you can't spend on the multiple things.
You only get one. You can buy one thing and
you have three hours. Ten thousand bucks. This is a
more realistic lottery. What do you buy if I hand
you a packet with ten thousand bucks and go? You
have three hours. You can buy one thing, Go one thing.

(51:29):
Lunchbox has got one of his eyes closed right now,
ten thousand dollars. That is one thing that could help
me in my life. I'll go first, got it? Go ahead?
Oh you go? Ahead. No, No, I would fence up
the backyard for the dogs real quick, because fence it's
very expensive. It's stupid expensive. It's one of those things
when I'm like, hey, we need to buy some fence

(51:50):
to make sure the dogs don't get out on this area.
They're like, yeah, that'd be a four thousand dollars. I'm like,
that's just one thing of fence, and they're like, yeah,
it's very expensive. So I would do that. I would
buy and single for the dog and fence in the yard.
More eddie. A boat, I would. I mean it probably
wouldn't be the greatest boat, but full end. You can't
put ten thousand downs. No, no, no, it'll be a

(52:11):
ten ten thousand dollars probably used boat. Okay, lunchbox, lottery tickets.
I buy scratch offs because you say that's where it's at,
So I think i'd go scratch offs. I don't have
any items, single item that's ten thousand dollars. It's gonna
help me in my life. You don't want to buy anything.
I don't think it can be three thousand dollars, doesn't matter. Yeah,

(52:34):
I don't have any You can buy a trip and
go watch that's mine. Yeah, what is your mine? Was
to I don't know, get as much as I can
for ten thousand dollars and go to somewhere cool like
Alaska and live it up, like maybe one of those
cruises and just buy everybody things so you can buy
a trip. I didn't think about that. That'd be cool.
I think maybe I'll take a trip then, but I
don't know. I could buy lottery tickets and turn that

(52:55):
into millions. Then I can buy an island, and then
I can buy a boat to get to my island.
I think, you know, paddle in his canoe that he
bought for ten thousand over to my eyeland. We can't do.
If you got a genie, how many witches? I wish
to have more wishes? Yeah, that's kind of what you're
doing there. Yeah, I would. I would try to go.
I'll probably go lottery tickets, or you could even go
better and go well forty eight percent and go put

(53:16):
it on red on the roulette table instead of that crap.
Oh my gosh, just go basically fifty fifty double it up, dude,
that's and I'll do that. I'll go red. Heck, yes,
bringing the satchel he's getting pumped. It's not even a
real thing. I mean, how incredible would that be if
you watched him the casino and stacked ten thousand dollars

(53:37):
on the red Oh my goodness, but you had to
find a Roulette wheel that doesn't have three because now
they have three green spaces? How incredible would be if
you did that in just one dollar chips? It'll fall over? Though.
Thank you to everybody who watched Snake in the Grass
last night. I really appreciate it. It was at ten
o'clock Central time eleven o'clock Eastern. If you stayed up
like I am just so grateful I stayed up. I'm

(53:59):
a little tired, I'll be honest with you, but I
stayed up to watch it and it was on. It
was awesome, I hope, and we'll see how good it
does and maybe if we get a season two. You
guys aren't letting me say what if it gets a
season two or maybe a season three, I can really
really got a chance to get the show on. I
said season two or three? From the why why three?
I hadn't heard the three. Yeah, he has said too. Okay, anyway,

(54:24):
thank you for watching last night on USA Network. Really
appreciate that. Thank you guys for hanging out. Hit us up.
Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's our phone number.
If you never called a radio show before, I get it.
It's weird, but I always appreciate it. When you do.
We feel like you're just calling a friend. Eight seven
seven seventy seven, Bobby, A question or a comment. Bobby's story. Well,

(54:51):
President Biden announced yesterday that the US had taken out
the leader of al Qaeda. Here you go, the United
States successfully concluded an air strike and Kamal afghanis stand
that killed the Emir of Little KaiA, Amon El Zowarie.
You know, Zawari was been Laden's leader. He was with
him all the whole time. He was his number two man,
his deputy at the time the terrorist attack nine to eleven.

(55:12):
He was deeply involved in the planning of nine to eleven.
I authorized a precision strike that would remove him from
the battlefield once and for all. I was looking at
these they call him drones, and I understand why because
they're not an airplane. But they carried like a hundred
pound missile. I mean, it's not like the drone that
I go oh, I saw the guy at the mall
messing with this. Let me get me one of those.

(55:34):
I mean, we literally developed them and two administrations ago,
and they carry big missiles. It's like an unmanned, really
small airplane, is what it looks like. And that's what
they used, and it's all that yesterday. So I wanted
to share that here. And I gotta hate Zimakata. You
know what I'm saying. No, yeah, I agree with y'all
that I want to jump up and go USA, USA
America rules. Okay, to sucks. They've been trying to get

(55:55):
him for a long time, a long long time. Do
you spend any time apart from your significant other during
the course of the week. Relationship experts they spending more
time apart from your partner and doing your own thing
actually makes you feel closer, even though that seems counterintuitive.
Couples in the research study who spent more time apart
reported more desire for conversation and time together than those

(56:16):
who spent a majority of their free time together. The
study authors say that together time is important, but it's
also important to do solo activities, such as nights out, golf,
a girl's weekend trip, playing Madden eight hours a day
on a weekday. Well, I think they forgot to leave
that part off, but I just inserted that part. That
is from a research journal called Sexual and Relationship Therapy.

(56:39):
So my therapist way back in the day would talk
about relationships and not just romanticquines, but say, hey, even
fire needs air, and you can't have fire without their
being air and oxygen. So you can have the hottest
time ever, most fun with put them all the time.
There's no error and it really can't grow. That's good. Yeah,
I think that's how she's I don't know. I spend

(57:00):
long time to have had that one. I got a
guy therapist now, my first dude. We've been together for
about a year or so and he's pretty cool. But
I never had a dude before. I'd always been to
women because my mom raised me and my grandma raised me,
never really had a male influence. I always felt weirder
on dudes, and then now I'm in with the dude
and it's pretty cool. We talk about beards and you know,

(57:21):
you'll talk about the whole time, just going into sports talk.
Researchers from Harvard University analyzed twenty one billion friendships to
understand how the community you grew up in influences your
future outcomes. Basically, friends in high places and if you

(57:41):
have friends that have connections or money, you are more
likely to have connections and money. They have been did
it with kids? Poor children who make friends with rich
kids are more likely to increase their future incomes, The
study finds. Let me boil this down even more, it
doesn't have to be money or success. Now, if you
have a way to be around people that have connections

(58:02):
or that's awesome. But let's just say you want to
be a happier, more positive person. You know what you do,
you surround yourself with more positive people. Let's just say
you want to you want to be more of a
fit like You're like, I'd like to have be more
fit and run more. You know what you do, You
have your influences and people you surround yourself with be
the people that are into that as well, people that
are encouraging that also are runners, or people that wake

(58:25):
up in the morning. You want to go five o'clock
and work out every day. Sounds terrible to me, but
if you want to do that, you need other like
minded people that do the same thing. Because you talk
about it you live that life. If you want friends
that cook, So whatever you surround yourself with, that is
what you will be. If it's stoners or people don't
why to make turkey, it doesn't matter. Even if it's
people that are you want to be rich, well, surround

(58:46):
yourself with a bunch of rich people because they probably
either got that way because they are really smart and
figured it out, or their parents are really rich and
has passed down. Either way, they have a ton of
connections and they're like, oh, you're my friend. You can
use this connection. So just boiling the story down more.
You are who you are with. You get to make
the decision of who you're with. You get to pick
your influences in your environment, and that is who you

(59:09):
will grow into. Lunchboxing to hang out with some other
lottery winners here, That's what I'm thinking. Why it's not
really how that works. But late last week, EA Sports
set up a hotline where you could call and complain
if your favorite Madden player doesn't get a ninety nine
rating on Madden twenty three. Oh yeah, so I called
four times. But anyway, Madden comes out like August sixteenth,

(59:30):
the new the new game. I just wanted to share
that The Weakest Link is renewed for a supersized season
three at NBC. Some people didn't even know it was
on season one. I saw her on the show. It's
actually a really good show. Jane Lynch is a host,
she's great, she's funny. It's back on. It's been all
for three seasons. It's a third season. I mean, no, no,
I thought this was like, okay, it's renewed, like they
had two seasons back in the day with that lady.

(59:50):
Oh no, no, no, And yeah, this is Jane Lynch
and they've had it for two seasons on NBC and
they're doing a long third season. Now, well that would
be where it's at to host a game show, because
this is what happens. You go in let's say the
first of the month. You're going in August with the second.
You want an August second, and you're gonna shoot a

(01:00:12):
will of fortune for prime time. You knock them. You
knock every episode out in like a week and a
half and they aired all year. Just sit and get
paid all year. That's got to be tiring, though the
same We can wear me out, baby, wear me out
and pay me all year. Oh you couldn't chill for
the rest of the year. You'd have to be more
like the get seven yearly payments in one year. You'd
be all over TV. Awesome. I love to do a

(01:00:34):
game show. Taylor Swift topped the list of celebrity private
jet flights, and so what they did they looked at
all the celebrities in their planes. One hundred and seventy
flights taken with her private jet this year or so
far I'm counting. So her people came out and said, well,
this isn't exactly fair. Yes, it is her jet, but
she leases it out all the time to other people.

(01:00:55):
So if you have a jet, you don't use it.
It's like um A and B. But that's what they do.
They take their plane and if they're not using it,
they go, okay, it's available. Who wants to rent it
out during these times and that's what happens. So there's
been this trend on TikTok and I watch a lot
of them because I watched one, so now they send
me all of them, or they track celebrity flights and

(01:01:17):
show the dumb places that celebrities are flying and they
flay like nine minutes and so they saw Drake once.
They were like, Drake flew like forty a fourteen minute
flight that Drake got on and said, not accurate. I
wasn't even on that plane. They were flying it over
to a hangar to store it, and I thought, okay,
a pretty good point. Yeah, but they have busted like
as they busted like they've raided him for him a prison.

(01:01:39):
But like Floyd Mayweather's jet landed in Las Vegas, um,
he has some some really quick flights at times. The
Jenner girls, one of them had like a twenty four
minute flight across LA because they want to go to traffic.
That LA traffic's crazy. Yeah yeah, so I hear that,

(01:02:00):
But Taylor swifts that she's not flying all those flights.
Sylvester Stallone is blasting a Rocky spinoff because he says
he doesn't own any of it and they're just watering
down the brand of Rocky. He's been very vocal. There's
one that's coming out and it's Drago So Dolf Lungren
who played the Russian and Rocky four. It's basically about him,

(01:02:20):
and he's out and he's going This producer, he says,
once again, pathetic, This producer, and a selfish, selfish, useless children,
or once again picking what has left off the bones
for another character. How do you even look in the
mirror you weasels. Yeah, he says, I'm sorry to the fans.
I apologize to the fans. I never want to Rocky

(01:02:41):
to be exploited for this for greed, sad day parasite.
That's from the La Times. Listen, if it's good. I
don't give a crap, like I don't know who owns
it legally, I don't know who owns half crab. We
don't care. I don't just give me a good show.
But he's acting like it's greedy to make a movie
about Rocky did it wasn't like the real Rocky involved
in this flight two pictures in the kicked him out.

(01:03:01):
There's a whole documentary about it, and I don't even
know what it's called, but it's so good, and it
talks about the original guy who Rocky was based on.
And the first two movies, Sylvester Stalone acknowledged that, Yeah,
he was the guy that we based the character on.
I mean, it's his name, isn't Rocky, but he's the guy.
And then after the two movies made a lot of money,
so salone was like, no, no, no, I never heard
of a man tries to perform a nose job on himself.

(01:03:26):
So it on YouTube, what unsurprisingly ends up in the hospital.
A man ended up in the emergency room last week
after attempting to perform a rhino plastic on himself using
YouTube tutorials and superglue. The man, whose name has not
been revealed by the hospital, told doctors at the Nose
throw A Nears department he got the idea to do
his own nose surgery on YouTube. He used rubbing alcohol
to disinfect the area and veterinary anesthetic to numb the pain.

(01:03:51):
After he was done operating, he used self absorbing thread
and superglue to close the wound. Dude, that is baller.
Not that he did it, because that's stupid, but the
fact that he could do it himself. And do I
mean he looked at himself in the mirror and gave
himself crazy and not surgery to save his life. He
rock didn't fall on his left Dude's like, you know,
I could probably lose an inch here and when And

(01:04:12):
that's a special kind of person who can do that
to himself. That sounds like a TV show, not even real.
He's idiot, yes, but still, who can That's not enough
anesthetic to numb it completely. You gotta cut on your
own face. I at least get my buddy to come
over and do it. Yo, Chuck, watch his video and
come over. I'll send you the link. So there's that
story from Oddity's Central. And then finally they are encouraging

(01:04:37):
the president to declare monkey pox a national health emergency.
California officials are declaring instead of emergency over monkey pox,
and now there's a big push for the President to
the same. There is no indications he'll do so, but
he's taken the step of calling in FEMA and CDC
to serve as White House coordinators to combat this if
it does get bad. Monkey Pox, for the record, is

(01:04:58):
not typically fatal. It's a virus that causes big, gross,
pimple like bumps. They look more like big words and pimples.
It's just a it's a tough thing. I watch a
guy in Tiktoko as them. He lives with them and
tales the story. And so if fever and flu symptoms,
they just name this thing wrong. From the beginning, people
like monkeys. Don't name it after something. It's be like, okay,

(01:05:19):
well ice cream pox this hint. We're like, oh that
sounds good. People like monkeys too much. They should have
called it something with a bad name, like sharks, um snakes. Sure,
well okay, I mean it's called monkey pocks for a reason.
I'm the monkey. I wouldn't have switched up to the animal.
I just want to use a different term, even like
primate or something, because monkeys are awesome. Yeah, they're cute.

(01:05:43):
So everybody's like, monkey pocks is fine, monkey pocks, monkey bars,
you know, monkey and around. Hey, hey we're the monkeys monkeys,
but everything monkey's good. Curious George monkey, find me a name, bubbles,
find me a negative monkey, go somebody. I can't the
one that tore the face off, the one. Yeah, I
was gonna say that one. What was his name exactly?
We don't even know the name. No, you know it.

(01:06:05):
So anyway, there's the deal. If there's a monkeypox emergency,
I'll let you guys know. I'll sound the alarm. Thank you,
I have the e as. Oh no, no, no, no,
that's not funny. I'm not funny. Yeah, that was not funny. Okay,
that's your newsby's story. But those new to the show
that don't get that joke. I was fined one million

(01:06:27):
dollars for doing that once. It's not a good joke,
all right, Morgan Wallen wasted on you Bobby Bones show.
I'm very sorry for that, by the way, and it
was an accident and all that happened. I'd like to
publicly say that I love the FEC and it couldn't
be here without him, And thank you very much, God,
bless America and everybody in the government, and thank you.

(01:06:49):
Her name is Kimberly Herschanson. She's a psychoanalyst and a
marriage counselor, and she says the two two two rule
is the key to a happy marriage. It sounds like
a big pile of crep, but it says the two
two two rule says that you should have a date
night every two weeks. Down with that, we try to
do it every week, but get it, if you have kids,
probably harder. A weekend away every two months. That's where

(01:07:13):
it goes to absolutely not relatable. A weekend away every
two months, and then a week away every two years.
That one is even easier than the weekend every two
months or who in the world could do that? So
the two two two rule. If you do this, you'll
have a happy marriage guaranteed, or your money back. She says, no,
there's no money back. We're not paying. So every two

(01:07:36):
weeks a date night easy, every two months a weekend away.
Damn out. I'm good. It's almost impossible. That's crazy. Yeah,
that's from the New York Post. There was a fight
over a traffic traffic spot or a fight over a
parking spot. There's a traffic jam. I totally felt this
because I would have reacted the same way. A woman
was parallel parking and the guy behind her swooped in

(01:07:59):
and tried to go head first. So you got somebody
with the reverse lights on going back and the spot's open,
and the person behind it goes, oh, there's a spot,
So I'm just ticking the nose in. So she came
back up and they just sat there. And I would
have sat there too, because I wouldn't have stuck my
nose in. I would have been the person backing up.
That's how you parallel park. Yeah, yeah, I'm saying I
wouldn't have I'm not the guy who sticks the nose

(01:08:20):
in I would have been backing up and I wouldn't
have just gone you know what, you can have a buddy.
I would have been so upset. First, i'd have waited
for a gun to come out on me, because that's
what everybody has now gone in their glove box. And
then once it didn't, I would have just sat there
and then like, I ain't going anywhere. I would have
miss work. I don't never miss work. You're like, would
have sat there. It's like if I'm at the if

(01:08:41):
we're going to the mall and you're pulling around and
you are sitting there waiting for you're at the parking spot,
it's yours. You've been there for forty five seconds. But
the person's backing out of the parking spot. But someone
comes up and as the person's backing out, they have
to block you to get out, and which opens it
up for that other person. They're like, oh, they're an
open spot, even though they've seen me there waiting. Oh my,

(01:09:04):
oh it's so upset. Yeah. Now I'll try to size
up the person. If it's an old lady, you better
believe I'm gonna say something. But it's a bigger dude.
The good guy has lost this one, but that the
parking stuff really annoys me. Parking dispute endo what the
police being called when both parties refused to give away.
Standoff caused a twenty minute gridlock near a row of

(01:09:27):
popular late night restaurants. One eyewitness said, about ten pm,
and they talked about it. The person backing up it's
in the right, Yeah, absolutely, that's the person that was.
That's how you parallel park. And so that one of
them was a jaguar. I would assume the jaguar was
the one that pulled in knows first, just by me
being unfair and going, I wonder what douches drive unfair?

(01:09:50):
Unfair for me to say that, absolutely, But if if
you're telling me one was a jaguar, I'm going that's
probably the one that felt so unentitled that they got
to have that spot. And that's what happens, so everybody's
backed up in traffic. There's a Seinfeld episode that's kind
of that too, where they sit there and they argue
about whose spot it was right exactly. I think it
was Kramer was trying to back it in or George,

(01:10:11):
and then they sit there and yell at each other
and Jerry come out here. He won't let me in
the parking spot Moregan, did you watch that episode? No,
I didn't congrass with Jake. He's got a number one
song is tenth number one. We can roll through the
top three real quick. Your top three songs in country music?
Number three Dylan Scott New Truck, I mean favorite songs.

(01:10:34):
Number two Scottie McCreary. Damn rade it. I don't set
the title of that song. No, I don't know. You
do not go. I go to h double hockey six
number one Jaco and best thing since back round to
the nice job buddy. So Jaco on with his tenth

(01:10:55):
number one. Right there? Uh, Tara or Tara in Florida,
see you up there? Let me talk to you for
a second. How are you hi? I'm great? How are
you doing pretty good? What can I do for you?
I am calling with a challenge for like Fox for
it all right, go ahead. I heard him say a

(01:11:15):
couple of weeks ago that he's a filist and I
would invite him to come and ride three hundred miles
with us from Florida, US from Jacksonville to Pond Beach
to help raise funds for victims of human trafficking. Yeah,
I mean, how do you say no to that? But
I make a bad person. Yeah, so, yes, it sounds
like a great idea. I'm just send me the details

(01:11:36):
and I'll probably not be there. Hit you up on email, Yeah,
just hit me up on email or I mean, getting
to Florida would be the hard thing to do. You
could ride three hundred miles or three days pretty easily.
I don't think that's the super hard part, especially somebody
who's in shape and who rides. But I think get
into flu right here, maybody just ride my bike to Florida.
Oh man, that'd be awesome. This is how he can
get on the new Yes, what I'm talking about, ride

(01:11:57):
your bike to Florida. I don't know how far that
it was a joke. You can do it. It can't
be that bar. It's possible. People just take covered of wagons, dude.
All right, Tara, we'll get your lunchboxes, cell phone number,
you call them later. We just leave it with that me.
Just leave the information with that me and wait for
me to start line. It is from Nashville to just

(01:12:23):
a dot in the middle of Florida. It is Oh
my gosh, that would take me a month. No, it wouldn't.
It would take you. I take you about two weeks probably,
that's a long time. Yeah, you can do that all
right with Tara. Thank you very much. Let me go
to Paul real quick. Hey, Paul, you're on the Bobby
Bone Show. What's up, buddy? Hey? Morning the studio Morning. Hey.

(01:12:46):
So I got a question. I just want to know.
Do you guys really get along and have as much
fun as you have on the radio? I mean, do
you like have boys nine out? Yeah? Like does Amy
more Organ and Abbey hang out. I was just wondering,
and that's just my question. When we were younger, we

(01:13:06):
hung out all the time. Before we all had families
and we went on vacations together, etc. I think the
dynamic of having families keeps us with our personal time,
not being able to be as generous with it because
we have to find other people to spend time with.
But and then there are times where we all want
to punch other in the face too. You're just with
your friends that much. You want to punch your friend

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in the face. It's any relationship at all. But yes,
most I mean, and honestly, if we didn't I just
wouldn't have them around anymore, honestly, because this show is
not created because we're really good on the radio. This
show is because we're a bunch of friends that when
we talk about stuff, the interpretation of it sounds pretty

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good on the radio. Because we're not very good voices.
So if somebody were a bad egg, I would just
get rid of them. That's harsh, but that is true.
And remember Clint used to work here. Oh god, people
remember him. He's a bad y. All I'm saying is
one day here, one day gone. Yeah, we don't talk
about him. We don't talk about Clint. I don't say
that's word. Um, there's no Clint, guys. I'm just kidding. Um.

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And Amy has been on the show for how many years? Sixteen,
Lunchbox nineteen, No, way, that's crazy, two thousand and three,
that is that is just insane. Eddie nine years ten
from going on ten. Yeah, so that's the answer. Do
we hang out all the time? No? Do we hang out? Yeah? Absolutely? Um,
Eddie and I were together and we're together too much.

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Probably that's that's who wants to watch me in the face,
is Eddie? I haven't yet though, But yes, if we didn't,
we just wouldn't be able to do this show. But Paul,
I appreciate that. But but we're like any friends that
are together all the time. You live with them, and
you know what makes them tick and what bothers them
and when they're in a bad mood and why they're
in a bad mood. All that stuff happens here in
the studio. All right, awesome, you guys are awesome. Thank

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you very much. All Right, buddy, have a good day,
take care, all right, see you later. All right, do
you gonna play a song or not? Can we probably
over already over? Well? Scoop is like, yeah, yeah, why
don't you delete it? In? Then I gotta ask on
the aar in a mawkward and all the people listening
to the radio show critique in me, going, they don't
even know how to do a show. That's what I
just told this guy. We have no idea to do

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a show, so we'll eliminate that song. Let's be honest.
It kind of sucked anyway. Yeah, it's one of those
I didn't like to play. Because I turned it on,
I'm like, I cannot believe we're playing this crab. That
was it. But I'm gonna leave it there and we'll
move on calls eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby and
a special request by one of the people on this
show that I just might humor. Didn't think I would,

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but I just might allow it to happen. We'll talk
about that next segment. So driverless cars may need gender
settings because the study shows that women are better than
men are taking control of the vehicle when they have
to respond to something coming up quick. That's like a
hazards in the way, and so women quicker reflexes, are
paying more attention, and so they're gonna have to put

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genders settings in a car that is only driving based
on the person's like I'm a chill for a bit,
you know. So whether men or women are better drivers,
we've talked about it a bit, and in this room
it's men for sure. Yeah, just this room, just because
Amy brings it down. I mean, you reckon, you hit
stuff all the time. I would love to see the
insurance differences, like oh nice, no, that last wreck that

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but when you have to go that last one, there
are so many and he didn't have insurance and it
just messed the whole thing out. But my point is, yeah,
you've had a lot of them, and sometimes it's just
a post who was just doing its own thing, hanging
out by. It's talking almost two decades. No, no, no,
but you've hit it something in the garage that whole. Yeah,

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I mean we are talking two decades of instances. Two decades.
How many instances do we have? Yeah, let's come by
an instance. Okay, so I don't have any okay, zero
zero zero, Eddie, I have one out three years ago,
four years ago, I guess, so we have one in
five years yep, Okay, Amy, go ahead. The pole here

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in the garage, the door, the camera at the gate
to the garage. Yeah, you hit it in my husband's truck.
It was I wasn't used to the size and it
popped the tire. That's interesting, gate too. Um the fire hydrant, Yeah,
that thing was put who knew it only been there
twenty five years? Yeah? I was it. To be fair,
I was in a loaner, wasn't used to the car

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wasn't mine. Uh, the garage backing out of it one time,
took off the rear view side. The pace of the
rising door was just off that day. Wasn't winter or something? Ahead.
I'm sure I don't. That's just four the wreck recently.
But he hit me. He came over to my lane
like he didn't see me. Basketball goal in the driveway. Yeah,

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that one, oh back into the back, but that was new.
We had just look that up for the kids out
of nowhere. Oh gosh, that too was in a car
that gave me. It wasn't a loaner. It was a car.
Isn't driving for an endorsement and liken't. I actually don't
think I've had a card deal given to me at
least since then. You wish they kind of had those

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Vumper card things on cars around when these are non
moving objects. Mostly that's even worse, like it's there when
you walk out and you see it and then you
still hit it. They're not dangerous accidents. A new study
has revealed that these vehicles may may need to be
fitted with gender specific settings, as women are better using

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them than men. A thirty three percent female and forty
three percent mail drivers reacted wrongly, so you got a
ten percent higher on the men wrongly. So saw that
And I don't want to talk about this for a second.
And something that I do and have been doing mostly
privately is I have some friends and our teachers. I'll
grab a couple on the internet and just like clear

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the list and help them with their school supplies when
they go back to school. Because I feel teachers are
very underappreciated. I don't do it publicly because once you
do that, it's like they it's like ten thousand of them,
come on, you want to go, please clear mine? And
so that's it's every comment in the section. So I
will pick them, do them and say please don't say
anything about it. But I'm only bringing it up because

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Lunchbox is now wanting people to clear his his list,
his wife's list. Yeah, my micelest. You know, she's at
home and she has the kids at home, and so
it's like she's homeschooling. So it's like she's homeschool Yeah,
so I need them to clear my list. And so
I just want to put my list out there and
if anybody wants to send it, it'd be great. So
he's gonna read us his list and if we want
to clear its list because his wife is basically homeschooling.

(01:19:34):
His kids is a school or just mom, but you know,
you teach them things like art and things like that. Like, okay, here,
if you wanted to clear lunchbox. His wife's list, how many?
How many items? Not just about tim? Okay number one?
Two gallons of whole milk, two dozen eggs, it's a
grocery list. Two pounds of chicken breast, two bundles of asparagus. Yeah,

(01:19:57):
half gallon Bluebelt ice cream. It's supposed to go to
the ap like green ice cream, leaves, arm and Hanner
Hammer laundry detergent, twenty four pack of Miller Light, three
bags of beef jerky, doesn't matter the brand. Three clumps
of bananas, five Fiji red apples, uh Crest tooth basted
mint flavored, one box of Graham crackers, and two boxes

(01:20:19):
of cereal. That is my list. And let's say your
wife can teach your kids, Yes, in that way that
kids are nourished and they are ready to learn the beer.
Four for my wife at the end of the day,
we were stressed out over a lone day of school.
You need twenty four of them? Yeah? Is this your
grocery list? Yeah, you have to go and soe you
just would rather people buy that, Yeah, I mean if

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we're if we're just gonna throw out lists. I mean,
I just throw out list. How did you know how
that I even did the list thing? There's people to talk. Yeah,
some people tagged you online. That's what happened. You get
tagged online. I saw it and I'm like, whoa clear
and lists here? I got a list we can clear.
Let's go and all the d ms. It's like, hey,
help me clear my list here. And you know I'm
gonna start replying is with my clear mind first? Yeah,

(01:21:01):
clear mind first, then I'll help you clear your That
defeats the purpose of them. I mean that, don't get
they have to take money out of their own pocket
at times to supply things. That's what my wife has
to do, take out of her own pocket and buy
this stuff for the kids, getting paid enough. That's grocery buddy.
I'm just saying like, hey, let's start clearing my list.

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I know you put your address up. I have people
send it to your house. If you want to do that,
I will your home address. I mean I'll put yeah,
I'll put a PO box. Is that something they mail
asparagets to a PO box? Sorry to day. This story
comes us from Madison County, Florida. A man walked into
a waffle house, pulled out his fingers, pointed out and said,

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give me all the money. There's a robbery. They're like,
why you don't you just have your fingers. He goes,
grabbed a bunch of napkins and ran out, so he
stole napkins after he threatened him with his finger and
police were called and found him. They arrested him for
attempted robbery. So he still got it. Yeah because you
and said, hey, this is a robbery. I mean likely

(01:22:07):
didn't fire on those finger bullets at him hurt. This
story could have ended up a lot worse. All right,
I'm lunchbox at your bone head story of the day.
Thank you to everybody who watched Snake in the Grass
last night and who posted and tagged it and as
it is really kind to you guys. I know Eddie
already seen that episode. You stayed up and posted and
tagged at Morgan posted on hers and tat I appreciate

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that you no problem because I mean, I don't know
if it did anything, but it reminded me to watch it. Yes,
I was like, oh yeah, forgot to have a show
on him, and they got us one step closer to
getting on that. Last night, my new show premiered on
USA Network, Snake in the Grass. Lunchbox and his wife
are big reality fans. If it's reality, we watch it.

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I mean, this is more competition though than reality, but
it's still reality. It's like Survivor's reality, but it's also competition.
The challenge you would consider competition, But this show has
really no like no love or no. It's true. This
is like straight you're just playing a game for money, right,
and you don't follow him along all season. We're one episode,
new new crew. Yeah you get a new that change

(01:23:11):
your mind. It's competition. Yeah, it's competition. Yeah all right,
So you and your wife watched it and she gave
a review, yes, because she's a reality TV junkie. But
now I'll have to change that to a competition junkie
like that, and so I wanted to get her thoughts.
It's like there's more integrity and just going no, it's
a competition show. Well here's the thing too. Lunchbox has
no fear of saying the show sucks. He said Amy's
Sisters show was not good. Oh it was boring, right,

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That's what I'm saying. Trying to get on I am
trying to get on and talk. Here is Lunchbox's wife,
go ahead Sneaking the Grass. First episode. What do you think? Um? No,
the show was really good. I liked it. There were
lots of moments where I thought it was one person
and then I would say, oh no, no, no, no,

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no that person. Now it's it's this person. And then
I would think, oh no, it's this person's. Yeah, it
was good. I like I like the murder mystery books
and podcasts and so this this was right at my alley.
What do you think of that host? No? No, no,
he was awesome. He did a great job. And at
the end he nailed the steak in the Grass. No,
I landed on the wrong one. Oh so you're over one, okay,

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but will you back swatch out for the snake in
the Grass. At one point, Lunchbox had changed the name
of the show to my Dog's favorite show, Steak in
the Grass, Thank you, stick in the Grass, and I
was like, my dog love that show. Go out somewhere somewhere, Stanley,
I've hidden a steak in front of use all the grass.
And then last night was the other episode. Did you

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watch that one? Do't you guys stay out. Oh we
stayed up for the ten PM You did me too.
It is hard. Now that's the one we watched. It's hard,
but it was really hard. I mean, I would realize
how old I am because I was like, I'm so
tired too. I'm holding my eyes open, slapping myself during
commercials intense. I didn't do that, but that's a lie.
But yes, I mean my wife every five minutes was like, Oh,
it's that person, and then no, no, no, it's definitely
that person. She changed about ten times throughout the whole episode.

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I thought Last Nights was better than the first one. Honestly,
I just didn't have the big the Survivor people in it, right,
I thought, I don't know, you watched it, which thing
I though was pretty good. It was enjoyable. Uh, and
it did. I was like, man, no, it's that person.
And I didn't get the snake. I got the snake wrong.
And I'm so mad at myself because I was like,
it was so obvious, but it wasn't. What the producers
do is, however, the group feels at the time that's

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who they run with. Right then on the show, there's
no they're not throwny ropodopes at you, like taking stuff
from later in the show and putting it in the
middle to throw you off. Right. It's basically how everybody
feels about what's just happened, and so they're just kind
of rolling with the wave. And they're a couple where
they go first, they nailed immediately, and they stay with
them the whole time kind of. But then you're like, well,
it can't be that person because it's in there. But

(01:25:45):
the producers are really good about kind of keeping the integrity.
It was funny how the players even like at the beginning,
like you're the snake, and then five minutes they're like, well,
actually I think you're the snake, you know, and they
changed their opinion too. Is pretty funny. You can watch
it if you dv ard it. Other than that, maybe
like Hulu or something to go back and watch it
or I'm not sure, but I appreciate everybody for watching it.
It'll be on next Monday night. Again, thank you, thank you.

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We are done. We're out by everybody by the shoe