(Tues Full Show) Bobby Did Something He's Not Proud Of Over The Weekend + What Would Make The Show Cooler? + Conspiracy Theories Game!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting this guy. Welcome to Tuesday Show.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Morning Morning, Amy, your voice is still not good. Just
dealing with it.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I didn't yell morning, so I don't strain it.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I've been sick too for like seven eight days. I
can't get rid of this cough. And Amy can't get
her voice completely back. We've had people, I mean, we
got the bug running through this place.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Lunchbox, his eye. He finally looks betterinly looks better old Drewpy.
Is that what I'm called Drew by? Just behind your back?
It's cool. That's what we've been called. We've not called
you that. So here's what we're gonna do. Amy. You
cannot you can answer your quite yours quickly? Okay. The
question is going to be doesn't be good practice? Yeah?
Oh for life? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
And then we're like we wish your voice was always heard.
Just kidding, Ammy, just kidding.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I know, Okay, I do want to be more concise.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Though, stop talking to save it.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
The question for the room is something new that you're
trying in your life right now. It can be anything,
something new that you're doing, you're experiencing, you're trying.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
What's something new?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
And I'll go first as usual with these questions. Since
I know the question and I'll give you time to
think about it. I'm trying to be a robe guy.
You're wearing robes? Got a robe?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Really? I didn't buy it. My wife bought it and
she was like, hey, I bought your robe.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
It's just a nice robe, and it's very comfortable and
you can wear when you get to the shower and
wear it. And I've worn.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
It for a couple of days. It's pretty awesome. How
long are you wearing that rope?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Well, I put it after a shower at night and
then I don't take it off until I go to bed.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I can't. I can't picture in a robe what's under there.
I'm like a unicorn. To me, I'm on to wear.
I don't go naked under there. Wait in the point
of a road to be naked. The point of the
rope for me is somebody knocking on the door and
you gotta throw something on real quick. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Usually I wear shorts and a cut off. That's what
I wear all the time, even when I'm not going
to bed. So but I'm trying to guy that you
wearing slippers too? No barefoot?

Speaker 5 (02:03):
I hate I hate to knock you. I don't want
to knock you because you don't want to know me.
But I'm okay where they go ahead. No, no, But like
when you're at a hotel and they got a robe
in there, I definitely get up in it.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Those are nice robes. You don't steal it are expensive?
Oh they charge you for that, Yeah, they would know,
got it.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Like a towel they don't know, like there's so many
towns because you can sell all the towels together and
make your own robe because.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
You asked the maid like, oh, can I just get
some extra towels? They don't know which room got extra towles,
so you can steal those. But a robe they know
everybody listening. But yes, I hear you. Yeah, I'm trying
to be robe guy. That's new to my life. Right now,
we're in a robe. I kind of enjoy it, Eddie.
I'm starting to be smoothie guy.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
Oh yeah, So I never liked smoothies because I always
I like milkshakes.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
It's awesome.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
I like like sweet, real milk and sugary stuff. So
smoothies to me was like, oh, it's just fruit, like
it's not that good. But man, I've found a couple
of recipes online. I've got a protein smoothie, I've got
a juice smoothie, and I've got a veggie smoothie and
veggie smooth They're all, oh, pretty good. You put a
little honey on top of that, and then it all
tastes really really good.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Hi, smoothie guy. Yeah, I'm starting to be smoothie guy. Yeah,
Robe gay, Yeah, smoothie guy. Lunchbox's you.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Oh yeah, I wanted to make fun Eddie, but I
won't thank you. I am a new soccer team guy.
I got the email I signed up free agent because
my last team kind of they booted you, send me
on my way out the past year. They thought, okay,
he's going to retire the past, and I said, nope,
I'm forty one years old. I'm gonna sign up free agent.
And I got an email from the league saying you

(03:29):
have been assigned to a team. Your captain will be
in touch, and your season starts in a week. And
so waiting for that captain to email me and say
thanks for giving us a forty one year old on
our team.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Can't wait to have you. I think it's cool that
you're so wanting to play, and you'll go through the
uncomfortable process of playing with people you don't know. Yeah,
that's pretty cool. I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I don't know that I would do that because what's
the average age of players? I don't even care about
the age playing with the blaite people you don't know.
But he's been doing that for years. I mean, but
you're like Tom Brady did them. You know he was
older than those. But Tom Brady has super Bowls like
I have championships. Okay, hey, he's got a couple of
reck like championships. I do well, I'm glad you do it.
That's pretty cool. Okay, Amy, what you got?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
What are you?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
How new well you got? You got a new robe guy?
Mine's last couple of weeks, got smoothie guy.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Three weeks. Probably got new soccer team guy.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Those there are something I've been doing in the last
three months.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Okay, I meditate every.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Day before work. Yes, I did not fall asleep. What
about when you drive? Wow? No, no, no, don't when you
drive to do that?

Speaker 7 (04:28):
Sometimes I listen to one. I don't close I know,
I don't close my eyes.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
You closes one eye.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
No no, I don't close no, no, no, it's not recommended
while driving, but yeah, no, I just had to set.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
My alarm earlier.

Speaker 7 (04:40):
And I it's even if it's five minutes, that still counts.
And I think that's what I always used to ride off, like, oh,
I can't meditate for thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
But I think that's great, it's super healthy.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Might as well not do it.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I've tried. I struggle. I'm not gonna say I can't
do it.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I think I probably haven't invested enough time into trying
to get better at it.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
But you know it's me. I got ten million thoughts
in can't ever just like put them together, and I can.
I shouldn't say can't. That's not a good word. But
in the morning I was fall back to sleep.

Speaker 7 (05:08):
Well, okay, I struggle with the thoughts too. So I
do a guided meditation. But also most of the people
that I've been using their videos to guide me or audio,
they say you're going to have thoughts that pop in
all the time, recognize them, and then release them.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
I will start going down little wormholes. I'll listen to
a guide of meditator like okay, and then I start
to go I wonder I'm taket and paid the voices
over and I leave all the thoughts of what I
already had. And it's like and then do they see
that the it'sign a contract? Are they working from a
home studio like I have? And maybe I could do
some of the It just goes in ways down ever planned?
And how can you just dismiss it? Amy like you

(05:43):
just say all right, no more thinking of that.

Speaker 7 (05:45):
I just say, okay, I'm going to I recognize that
thought and I release it. And the more you practice it,
they say, just the more you practice it, then you'll
get to a point where it'll be, you know, easier
for you. But even the experts say they still have
to like have the thoughts and release them. And that
gave me that permission of like, oh, because I just
had the wrong idea of meditation.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I guess I got hypnotized a few months ago. Did
they work like real?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Real?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Did you go somewhere else casually? I can tell you
about it later. I want to hear about this. I
forgot it and talked about this.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Interesting.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, I get hypnotized. I didn't know that worked by hypnotist? Cool? Cool?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Did you do this?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Thing you went to the circus.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yes, I don't know what thing you're talking about at all,
and no I did not if it's not even hypnotists
as a doctor, the psycho therapist. Yeah, but they don't
do the want to do a psych word. Yes, one
of those jackets brode. They kept running to the wall
like trying to get him to hear me, but it
was super padded so they couldn't hear me.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
Psychotherapists. That sounds crazy, but they're not crazy.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
That's I don't want to use that word.

Speaker 7 (06:53):
They sound it sounds more intense than like a therapist,
but most of mine have been psychotherapists.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Psyched a doctor.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yes, drive stuff versus the therapist too, that's a strange
yeah or whatever, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
I samneaties to tay about it later, maybe later today,
like when we talking.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
I watched this though, say a letter that starts of
L say it yeah love? Oh what I didn't know
the lobster so I just clocked like a chicken. R. No,
it's not that kind.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Okay, thank you, let's get the show started.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
We got rogue Guy, we got Smoothie Guy, we got
soccer guy, and we got what is Meditate Meditate, Meditation Girl.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
It's like the worst superhero group ever. Man, I am
Meditation Girl. Let's open up the mail.

Speaker 8 (07:45):
Bag, mail and the air.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Pick something we call Bobby's mail Die Bobby Bones. Getting
married next month.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Trying to pick out the best wedding reception entrance song
for when we enter our reception as a new mister
and missus. These are three songs we're considering. We've heard
you talk about wedding songs before, but we want you
to pick our song for this occasion. Would love to
know what you think. Thanks, Julie the missus. All right,
here are the three songs. Number one is Stevie Wonder, signed, sealed, delivered. Second,

(08:22):
I want to do it like I'm introducing that.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Let's say here, there we go.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
We'll call him mister and missus.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
But but okay what he please?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Oh my god, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Twelve, There we go again. Please walk on for the
first time, mister and missus.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
But okay, I get I feel that I go all
the way down here back to zero. You're staying with
But I am He said he was the first one
to have a here I was gonna simp like Johnson
or Smith. But okay, please walk and this is We
Found Love by Rihanna, Please welc home for the first

(09:03):
time ever as a married couple, mister and missus, but.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
It's okay, okay. And then one more option, for the
first time ever his husband and wife, Please welcome mister
and missus. But George do it? Like no, can we
all eliminate Rihanna and we Found Love? I don't like
that one, Yes, I don't.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
I didn't see anyone react like that was the one.
Does anyone think that's the one?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
But okay, So it's between two songs. It's like old
school Stevie wonder here.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I am a baby science you deliver it. I'm yours.
It's a good one, or this is how we do Okay, good, good, good,
mister and missus. But there's second one, mister and missus.
Fun we got you got it.

Speaker 7 (10:00):
Let's vote Amy Steve under delivered lunchboks.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
I think it's really up to the butts, but I'm
gonna go with signed, sealed delivered.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
Mm hmmm, Eddie, sign sealed deliver. I mean that's like
all about like you're getting married. It's done, like I'm yours.

Speaker 9 (10:17):
I was gonna go this is how we do it,
because it's like a vibe. You're getting the party started.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
And the butts, Oh, yeah, this is how we do it.
But I think it's Stevie Wonder sign seal deliver. There's energy.
They're both good. There's energy. Everybody knows the song. It's fine,
it's friendly. And then we hope the butts have it
just a wonderful life.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
And it's also like representing so official, yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:42):
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours, Okay, good, good, congratulations.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
I hope the butts really have a wonderful life. Yep,
many many years.

Speaker 6 (10:52):
Both the butts, Yeah, not just one, yeah, both the
but we got your gmail.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
And I would found the clothes Bobby fail bad.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
They asked a whole lot of women. Women answer the
question amy, not not me, not us guys.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
So before I give you what the general consensus is
where women between the ages of eighteen and sixty five
or ask these questions, I want to know what you think.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Okay, Okay, Now I think before I give I'll play
along with a bit too. I think if something makes
you feel good, you want to wear it, go for it.
Just generally speaking. You want to wear it?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Great? Yeah, no limitations makes you feel good, you go
do the thing.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
So I don't know that really counts for everything I
feel generally that's the rule, but there's certain clothes.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
You know.

Speaker 7 (11:38):
So my answering as to whether or not I feel
like women in general or would I do it?

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Oh, that's a good question because I'm not.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
There's now you then, so you don't feel like you're
talking about other women, right, because I'm not.

Speaker 7 (11:49):
I would if I might not do something, it doesn't
mean I'm judging someone else.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
That's okay, good, Okay.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Two thousand women between the ages of eighteen and sixty
five were surveyed on when women should stop wearing certain items? Okay,
when should women stop wearing mini skirts?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Never?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Amy?

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Is there an age?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Wait on here, there's an age. Yes, But your answer
for you would be.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I mean, I'm forty two.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
But mini skirts isn't like tiny time, it's like like
my sky. No, No, it's not a long skirt like
I went to Pentecostal church for a while when I
was a kid, and those skirts are not mini.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Skirts, a long skirts ankle skirts.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yes, Now, I would say many is like middle, like
lower than the thigh, but not down to the knee.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Okay, yeah, I'm fine with that. Yeah, don't limit me.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Okay, don't limit her, she said, I feeling like she's
going to be walk this track the whole time. Nelson
see okay, Uh, mini skirts, Eddie, when woma stop wearing them?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Forty nine? Lunchbox man like Carrie Underwood can still wear it? Yeah?
And how old's cares? General? General women?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Thirty five? The answer is thirty five? They women said,
thirty five. I think Carrie's older than thirty five.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
Well, I'm just say he said, he made a great point,
he said, the forty and so that's why I had
to say thirty five.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Of the two thousand women, most of them said the
average came out to thirty five years old.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
No more mini skirts? Wow, I know women all right?

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Next up, revealing low cut shirts, so like you can
see some of the belly.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
No low cut would be to see some of the boobs. Oh,
I like them? Got it?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, So revealing low cut shirts, when should women stop
wearing that?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
According to these women, Amy.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Hah, many kids do you have?

Speaker 1 (13:34):
That's a great.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Forty forty Wow? Eddie thirty five oh, whatchbocks thirty two?
I would have said older than that?

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Really?

Speaker 10 (13:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Who was the oldest thing that you guys said forty?
Oh you'd bed wait, older than that? Yeah. Uh.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
The answer that they say is fifty two. I would
have said forty five or forty six? Two twos pushing it.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeah, there's I mean, there's exceptions to the rule, but
most we're not talking about exceptions. Yeah, I know, but
most fat two year olds can't do that. They've seen
a lot of sun, you know, I mean a lot
of sun. Ye what Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Two thousand and one, we're asked, when should you stop
wearing leather pants?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Never?

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Oh, I mean that's simple never. Okay, am you You're
never gonna stop?

Speaker 6 (14:22):
No, okay, Eddie thirty Lunchbikes thirty three.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, I'd probably say if I were guessing forty. I mean,
you see a forty five year old woman in leather pants.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
You're like, all right, forty young, that's basically me.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, we stop wearing the leather. The answer is thirty four. Yeah,
there you go there. Oh my gosh, the women and
us are agreeing. That's crazy. Lunchbox. We know what's up.
We do. We know women stilettos. That's the high heels,
really high hills.

Speaker 7 (14:54):
I mean, based on just back pain a long time ago.
Let us still do it, and I'll keep on never
never see no, because I hope it's sixty. I still
can rock a good pair of heels.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Absolutely, Okay, Eddie forty eight lunchbox twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
You don't think of twenty nine year olds or stilettos
like you're talking about the sea through ones? Right? What
is what those are? No? The dancers on what's the
only ones I know? You don't talking about? You don
I'm talking about Eddie, you know, I know you're talking
about You're talking about the shoe like a jelly shoe. No, no, no,
they're like high heels, but they're see through on the bottom,

(15:37):
like they're.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Okay, so that could be all stilettos aren't see through,
but there could be see through stilettos.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
You're talking about what the dancers were, Dude, I don't
know what that's the only ones I know?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Okay, so you say twenty eight, Okay, fifty one is
the answer. Oh wow, there can be black Stillato's lunchbox Red.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I didn't know that a couple more big hair extensions.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Oh big, oh long big, says big hair, big hair extyptions.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
As long as you want.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna go. I'll go fifty forty three,
forty eight. According to these women, okay, we're.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
Closed lunchava I no, So suddenly at forty nine you're
not supposed to take your exhibtion all these I mean.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
That's your life.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yes, what they get average so no, I don't think
they say it cut off, but it's all these women,
two thousand of them.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
They gave their answers and they average it out. You
know what.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
That's making me feel like a woman.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Let's go girls.

Speaker 7 (16:33):
No, but that I feel like I look a certain way,
like say, because like iHeart Festival or iHeart country Festival.
Something like, we get dressed up, we dress a certain way,
and I feel like now I'm going to be like
I feel as though I look a certain way. But
basically everybody else is like she shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Not Hello fellow kids, Yeah huh, because.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
I mean I plan on think.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Of it, editreating fellow kids.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
We're gonna be doing the show for We're going to be.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
A couple more older. Who how long.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
Do you think we're gonna be doing like how many
more years? Like we could easily be fifty doing this show.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
We easily could. I don't know that be here past
this year could be October.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Amy, Well, I'm thinking positively.

Speaker 7 (17:15):
And what does he have to do with your how
to bring this down?

Speaker 1 (17:20):
That's a great pointe last one, last one?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Come on, a woman should not wear a yeah what
long bikin? We didn't go thong. Oh a woman shouldn't
wear a bikini after she is blank?

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh she is? What what age.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
She can? However, whatever you show.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Woman should not wear a bikin? Yes, Amy, the answer
is whatever they want always.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
I agree. If it makes you feel good, do it.
But we're playing. We're doing this because.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Okay, so people probably said seventy five.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
No they did not, No, no, they did not.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Amy stopped that a woman should not wear a bikini
after she is blank, according to the two thousand women
go ahead forty two.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
Eddie thirty six. Then you can start going full body, Bobby.

Speaker 11 (18:04):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
If I were to have to put a number on it,
fifty five, WHOA, I don't stop that. If I were
to have to put.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
A number on it, y'all don't even know what fifty five.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
I know what fifty five, fifty five is. Still the
answer is forty seven. Okay, I was closed. What are
you gonna say fifty five? I think Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
My out point is.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Everyone's different, We're all going.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
To be older than we are. I don't think that
this age is old. I don't think.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Well, we never think we're old when we're in it.
But when I was in third grade, I thought a
tenth grader was old as dirt. When I got to
tenth grade, I was like, man, they're in college, that
they're so old. When I turned thirty, I was like,
life's over now I'm old. But I'd be like, these
people are forty at least, I'm not that here. I
am right.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
Yes, you're gonna be like hosting Iheartfest in your leather.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Pants, and I'm gonna be right next to you, my
mini skirl.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Letn't wear leather pants. Lett, I've never worn Bobby's never
worn leather pants. Old.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
You know, I'm just giving you an example sold for
men like that case.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
The next segment, what men for what? Yeah, we don't
really for wearing tennis shoes. I mean you can go
backwards at Yeah, you do like that Jerseys.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
You know there's nose. There's only our time in summoning
as much as the other ones are. Okay, Amy, thank
you for your patience in time. Yes, you guys, I
don't know. I apologize, take a break.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
No, I apologize to all the women listening.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
No, we didn't do anything wrong. A survey about with women.
You think these are they're idiots? What what did we say?
It was wrong? Name one thing?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Amy, What do you expect from them? It's all that
expectations being said. I didn't expect with them to come
in and really, you know, give some real perspective on
life and awing.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
You asked me a question. I'm going to answer. It's
time for the good news already.

Speaker 6 (19:56):
It's ten pm in Pennsylvania and twelve year old Bennett
Campbell's been at the park with his buddies. Walking back
to his house in the neighborhood, he smells fire. What
is that? It's his neighbor's house. It's on fire. The
back of it is engulfed in flames. So Bennett reacts quickly.
He goes to the door. He starts knocking on the door.
Nobody's answering oh my gosh, late too right the end, Yeah, yeah,

(20:16):
it's pretty late. Knocks again, rings the doorbell, nobody. He
kicks the door down. Man, just to do that, I
wouldn't have the guts. I'd be like, well, I guess.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
It's gonna burn.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
And now remind he's twelve years old. Yeah, kicks the
door down, and he says, wake up.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Your house is on fire. There's a dad asleep in
there with two of his kids.

Speaker 6 (20:32):
They wake up just because Bennett told him to wake up.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
They got out of the house safely. Take fire.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
Hum man, they lost the house. Yeah, it's crazy, but
they're safe. I can't believe everybody's asleep at ten. I
know it's pretty early. Maybe they have jobs like us.
We're a sleep by ten sometimes.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I feel so scared of people robbing me or breaking
down or killing me that anything wakes me up.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
If Bennett knocking on my door, I probably who's knocking
on the door. Yeah you hear that. You saved a
place once.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
Well, yeah, I thought it was on fire, but it
ended up being one of those tobacco smoke houses.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, and so I saw it. It was like a barn
and I was like, oh, my gosh, that's on fire.
I pulled over. There's a house nearby. I knocked on
the door.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
Nothing nothing, no, But I'm like, wake up, it's noon,
but wake up. The house is on fire. Then I
run to the road and there's a truck there and
he's like, what are you doing. He's like, dude, that
that barn's on fire. He's like, that's a tobacco smokehouse, idiot.
Your heart was in the right place. I tried to
save someone. Garth Brooks went into a house want to
save people. That was legit Coroloma and he played he

(21:31):
downplays it so much, but he was driving by.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
I was on fire. God, I don't know if he
keeps going to wake up? Was he standing outside the fire?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Why he went in it for a second because they
called him brain.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
He was a guy who knocked on the door. He
wasn't scared of a fire no more.

Speaker 12 (21:50):
Come on, and he said little Timmy and his name
Rum and they ran. They got in there, roll off,
they left the fire behind.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
That song really about that, Yeah, that's what he wrote
it about outside the fire man.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
I'm standing outside the fire.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
No, it's not about that at all. But the Garth
Brooks breaking in is because the fire is the true story.
He was so confused.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
I was like, I know the song, and then I
was like wow, I never realized it was about the timing.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
All right, it's the extra verse.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
It's like thunder rolls. Yeah, Eddie, good story, thank you,
It's great. That's what it's all about.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
That was telling me something good. It's time to play
the feud. Now. I do have fifteen dollars right here.
You guys can play for that. Let's go. Whoa. It's
sat on the desk for a couple of days. So
you guys can play for fifteen dollars in cold hard
cash or oh no, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Okay, another card, or you can have the mystery prize
and my wallet. Uh that so it's fifteen dollars or
the mystery prize in my wallet if you win. Now,
we never just pick one of you guys to go first.
Mike d rolls the dice, Mike Dear, your ready, and.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Who is going first? Edi? You go free.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
The category has best food combinations. Okay, we have two
thousand of our listeners. What's the best food? A combination
two things going together, maybe three, But the best food combination, Edie,
you going all right? First one, mac and cheese. Show
me macaroni and cheese. A Ronnie let us correct? Number two?
You got two points?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
There, go ahead.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Second one, spaghetti and meatballs. Show me piskeetti and meatballs.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
What didn't make the list? Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
We have two thousand of our listeners on our Facebook
page and then we delete it right after I catch
you guys want to cheat the game.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
I'm struggling. Best food combinations? Amy, Burger and fries. Burger
and fries, show me a burger and fries.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
W lunch box, Chips and salsa.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Chips and salsa. That's good. Number four answer have yourself
four points. That's all got? Okay? What in the hair? Else?
Goes together?

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Get eight more answers on the board. Macaroni and cheese
off the board, Chips and salsa off the board. As
two thousand listeners, what's your favorite food combo?

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Peanut, butter, jelly and jay. Number one answer so good? Yeah, yeah,
sounds like he's testing a microphone. Chick chick you go
to can you hear me in the bag?

Speaker 10 (24:43):
All right?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Give me cereal and milk? Pretty good? That is good.
That is good. Cereal and milk. Show me that lunchbox
in the lead.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Five points, Eddie two, Amy zero, we're the second round
of three points are doubled.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Patty, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Bacon and eggs, Chubby.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
I'm bad. Are good at faking eggs?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Yes, bacon and eggs come in at number five. That's
worth ten points.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
This is a long shot. There's a long shot. But
every time I have wings, I want beers. So give
me beer in wings. Give him beer and wings. You
get twelve points. So begin where you're playing for fifteen
dollars or want the mystery prize? Oh is it said?

Speaker 6 (25:43):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Is a card of some sort? Credit card?

Speaker 2 (25:46):
No, you only give you your credit card. But it's
a card of some sort. Okay, that's all I'm gonna say. Look, heo,
I think I saw something.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Huh Okay, Amy, over to you, Hush best food combinations.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
I love this cheese and crackers.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Show her cheese and crackers. Number seven answer was Amy
takes the lead. Good job.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Everybody loves milk and cookies.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Milk and cookies good. Yes, it's taking off. That's number
three answer and six points. Yeah, that's over a region.
These off the board. It is far from over.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Day.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Butter and jelly, which you number one? Answer?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Number two was macaroni and cheese. Number three was cookies
and milk. Number four was chips and sauce. Number five
was bacon and eggs. The only other one off the
boards at number seven cheese and crackers. There is still
a ton of points on the board. Amy, you have six, eight,
nine and ten left. Best food combinations.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
What do you have?

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Rice and beans?

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Show a rice bab I like that, Amy, Amy, my
whole life lunch box.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
You've been sitting over here, thinking right and thinking, writing, thinking, writing.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, and Amy nailed my cheese and crackers. I wrote down.
Let it go though, man, let's go best food combination.
Soup and salad.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
Okay, soup and salad, bill super salad.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
What Wow? Point totals are tripled to the final round.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
There are so many points on the board, Eddie, best
food combination.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Man, it came to me when he said soup and salad.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
I don't know why, but let's go on over to
the other side of the pond.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Give me fish and chips. Come on, fish and chips.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
You think our listeners are going to answer something? Fish
chips they're gonna say fish and chips.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
You think our or even any of us our listeners
are like I'm talking about he's messing with you. That
means it's on there, fish and chips. Please on there?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Again, if you were to ask this room best combinations
and it's on there at some.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Point, they're gonnay fish and chips. It's on there.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Okay, show Eddie fish and chip.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Amy, you have the lead here, Dan be Okay.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
I feel like, oh yeah, there's actually four.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
There is best food combination.

Speaker 7 (28:19):
Okay, go ahead, mashed potatoes and gravy.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Wow, that's so good, Amy, that's great. You deserve this.
That's it.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
I didn't even think that those are two separate. I
see them as with that.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
That's good. Answers match. Really, you don't want to be
in with it?

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
If you want to change it, you can. I'll let
you change it right now. Do you want mash potatoes
and gravy? Yes? Or no?

Speaker 3 (28:45):
I want to give another one away.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
I know what do you want mashed potatoes and gravy? Yes?
Show her mashed potatoes and gravy has number answer worth
twenty four points. I didn't even I mean, still still enough.
Points to win this thing. Enough points on the board,
because then everybody loves biscuits and gravy.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
But would there be two? Great?

Speaker 1 (29:08):
There are three left on the board. There's six, nine
and ten. Amy, tell you what if you don't use that,
I will Eddie. You've been eliminated. Yeah, sorry, buddy. Hey
you had fun, that, isn't you? I sure did? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Amy, I know I'm gonna do a wild card here.
I love dipping my pizza.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
And ranch, pizza and Ranch. Yeah, that's dipping sauces, lunchbox.
You gotta have some points here. I got three left
on the board.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
There's plenty of points to win the thing, but you're
gonna have to get at least ten, the number ten or.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Number nine one? Right? Yeah? Yeah, I know he's stretching
right now. I don't do it whole routine. I don't
know what to do here. You can talk it out too.
What do you have? Does I mean? She said biscuits
and gravy, and I was like, wow, that's a genius.
Every menu go on.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
You go to Cracker Barrel, it's on the menu. You
go in another's restaurant, it's on the menu.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Which other ones?

Speaker 5 (30:06):
I don't know how I usually only go to a
cracker barrel for breakfast. Go ahead, it's on it.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
God, syrup and pancakes. But that's not food combinations.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Waffles and whipped cream. Oh, bagel and cream cheese. Oh
my gosh, lunch boys, you're coming around.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
You're coming alive. You talking to yourself? Yeah, okay, I
mean there's also steak and potatoes.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Surprise.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Oh man, give me oh man, bageling cream cheese.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
There's bagel shops everywhere. You eat that cream cheese. That
what you want? I want me some bageling cream cheese
showing bagel and cream cheese at what number is that? Bagel?

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Pagel and cream cheese and bread and butter are number ten. Yeah,
that's where thirty points lunchbox is still down though, Well
you have thirty five now because you only have five points,
what does she have forty four? Come on, man, come on,
Oh if you have but you're in, you're in it now.
All you have to go to one of the other
ones and you want Man.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Your mind was doing the right thing. You were digging
in there. I know it was that bagel cream cheese.
Who are left?

Speaker 2 (31:29):
You have peanut, butter and jelly macaroni and cheese, cookies
and milk, chips and sauce of bacon and eggs, cheese
and crackers, mashedtatoes and gravy, bagel and cream, cheese, bread
and butter. Yeah, for the whim, I'm gonna give you
like seven seconds here, five seconds.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
You know what, I'm gonna shout this out. I'm musa
shout it out to Amy for now using it. We're
going with it.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
We are going biscuits and gravy because it'll hard even more. Sorry,
if I win with biscuits and gravy. What's your other
one after that? You would have picked? I have steak
and potatoes. Me too, and that is pretty much all
I have, all right, First of all, Sean, it's steak
and potatoes on the board. Okay, more, he made a

(32:16):
good choice. He made a good choice. I have pancakes
and syrup. But I have pancakes and syrup on the board.
That's what I'm saying. I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
You got it, You got it. I'll give you one
of them here. Oh, give me out chocolate and peanut butter.
That's a food combination of about best.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Peanut butter cups, franks, and beans. What in the world
peanut butter cups and chocolate? Yeah? I wouldn't even think
about that. Yeah, okay, there's one left, and your answer
is biscuits and gray.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
If you win, are you gonna take the cash? You're
gonna take the mystery?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
I don't know yet. Let me just get to hear
my winning song and then I'll decide.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
It'll come to me just like these answers did.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
He says, biscuits and gravy. How mad are wait? Wait?

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Amy, how mad are you right now that you didn't
use business and gravy?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
But you're mad right now in your gut?

Speaker 4 (33:10):
You're like, dang it, I show him, show the.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Guy over here, and then when we get done with this,
I want to order a biscuits and gravy on the double.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
If you don't let us go, Let's show this guy
over here. What's the answer of biscuits gravy?

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Oh that's terrible, he knows up there there is the
number nine answer. It was a dessert.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Oh I cream Sunday.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Bacon ice cream. No, that's a day a good track.
But Amy's our winning.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Hansil the biscuits and grave. Yes, yes, I'm just going
to show you that. You can say you get see
part of it. You can have this, okay, because you
know it's not you know what it's not. Like last
time I gave away a hotoki, So that was the
hotel car.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Why is that not a hotel key?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Oh you can't. Oh I thought you just understand the design.
Never mind, Then it might be it definitely might be.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Am I supposed to understand.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
I don't understand the design. I can tell you what
that is. Never mind. So you have fifteen dollars or
you have what or the or the hotel key as.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
You would say, I want to I want the cart.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Okay, she wants the cart.

Speaker 12 (34:35):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
You just got cards to the hotel. Another hotel key.
It's the key to our bill.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
We're slowly learning that he probably just keeps all his
hotel keys.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Got the fall greedy? You want big fat gift cards.
I don't have them. You take hotekey? But did you
I got the guy just wanted. I'll be honest with you. Okay,
I love it. That's a good one. That's a good
game on the Bobby Bones Show.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Now, Doctor Lorie.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
My respect for Doctor Laurie has grown leaps and balance
that's the last time she show I bet it has
Oh man, I had.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Three coins, and I just don't remember why I saved
these coins, but I did save them. I bought them,
I think, and then I saved them. And so one
was worth like seventy five bucks over like one hundred bucks.
But the third one, she said, worth one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
And I thought it was gonna be I said ten thousands.
I thought when I looked it up online, it was
gonna be ten thousand. I can't believe that they're an
extra zero. That's a big differul Although I didn't know
all the errors that was in the coin, and so
we're all a little shocked by this.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Uh, doctor Lourie, what would you like to say about this?
I mean, in terms of it, it's.

Speaker 13 (35:45):
Symbolic of the comeback of the American economy after the
Great Depression, which is why it's important. Yes, it's also
important because the people who collect these kinds of coins
are involved in the financial world. Boom Liberty Head coins
are important. It's called the Peace Dollar nineteen thirty four.
And you'll notice that as well, lots of errors and
rare elements on the particular coin. So it's interesting to see.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
It is it's very interesting to see everybody's face in
the studio because I'm totally screwing with you guys.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
It is not worth a hundred thousand dollars. Ah, like us,
why you do that? Why would you do that? Wait?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
What's it worth?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Here's the thing? No? No, no is she? What is she?
I totally got doctor Lord screwing with you guys.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
I have no idea how I've been doing this bit
for you guys, like two weeks, just dragging you along. Yes,
and doctor Lorrie and who has high integrity. I was like,
come on, doctor Lorry, just do it for me, do
me a solid.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
This has to be the first time done solid. Body.
Let me tell you you owe me big.

Speaker 13 (36:42):
I want to cook with with Tricia Yearwood, and I
want you to set it up.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
See how you owe me, buddy? I heard of hold on,
hold on, hold on, yes, hold on? Yes, sounds fine?
Now is this a second mess with us? Like we're not?
It is not.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
It's not a second mess with I don't even know
how much the coin's really worth. You know, she gave
us first two I know if that was real, But
I was like, doctor Lory, please let me play a
joke on these guys.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Tell them this coin where one hundred thousand dollars. For days.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
You guys have been being extra nice to me. We
notice that crap you am.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
I told my wife. I was like, wow, Bobby hit again.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Doctor Laury can barely contain herself. She's like, I can't
believe I just did this. I can't believe I just
did this. Wait, okay, so how much is it really worth,
doctor Laurie.

Speaker 13 (37:24):
It's really worth about one hundred bucks. Then, But there
are people who do buy these coins. They're not just
everywhere they're relatively rare. You will find others. The ones
that are really high numbers have to be uncirculated. And again,
you know, you know, I'm known for here's the straight shoot.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
So I love Bobby a lot for this, but.

Speaker 13 (37:47):
I got to say that, you know, basically, they have
to really be uncirculated, had never been touched.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Teamwork makes a dream work between doctor Lorry and now
I'm so glad you didn't sell your car. I'm gonna
trade it, Framyr. I was like, oh my god, son, I.

Speaker 14 (38:03):
Wasn't gonna let Amy do that.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Well, I was already going. I have this bag of coins.

Speaker 7 (38:08):
You guys are changing foreign like doctor Lory, from other countries,
and I was like about to just go home and
send them all to you.

Speaker 13 (38:19):
Foreign coins can't have some value too, And everybody can
always send a picture, you know, you guys can always
send a picture.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
What's your website?

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Are you shaking your head? You love playing pranks on me,
and I am just like doctor Lori, I'm never gonna
look at you the same. Oh, don't blame her. That
was good. Let me tell you, hey, I got hey.
How was my acting? Though? Really good? Really good? Thank you,
Thank dude, you got us, you got me. I mean
I am. I was sick to my stomach that you
had one hundred thousand coins. But now why are you mad?

(38:49):
If I don't? I mean, I'm well because I was
counting my ten percent. And then also I was like,
but now I'm like, all right, good, Bobby took a
loss for once, he didn't. I didn't win one three
hundred bucks in that. It was a joke. It's a
win for me.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
It's like his favorite thing to do is I.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Don't do it a lot. But that's that's it. You
just got boned bone. Oh okay, notting a bone. I got worried. Well, yes, Amy,
go ahead before we let the doctor Lory go.

Speaker 13 (39:18):
Doctor Lorry, Hey, you know we'll do We'll talk about
the things that are most valuable so everybody can learn
how to identify quality and know what's valuable in your
vintage stuff, in your old things go to stay around.
Thank you for letting me play with you.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
I appreciate it, Doctor LORIIV dot com or at doctor
Lori V. And no more using her for jokes. Yes,
you're the one that no, no, what do you mean? No?
But I'm saying I did it the one time, but
now we can't do it anymore.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
But here's what here's what I have to say about that,
Doctor Lory.

Speaker 7 (39:46):
You and Bobby better not be in cahoots and tell
me that one of my dolls is worth anymore joke.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
No more jokes, but the ultimate joke with me. If
I said I'm not a jokester. If I said, say
it's not worth anything, so I get to keep the timpercent.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
What I'm trying to you will me, Bobby, I did
a double agent brank, Doctor Lorry.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Thank you, We will me, Bobby, Doctor laid the doctor,
well done, thank you, thank you bye doctor, lorry bye
you guys. Pile of stories.

Speaker 7 (40:17):
So messages from your doctor may soon start to include emojis.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
I think I already get emojis from my doctor, really,
but when he texts.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Me like what Teddy Bear's band aid egg plan? What?
Oh boy.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Man, oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Stop.

Speaker 7 (40:36):
Scientists say that using emojis and healthcare has several benefits
because it's universally understood, and also it can kind of
lighten the mood.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Unless it's like the skull and crossbones, right right, he's
your doctor here, I just want to send you a
couple of emojis.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
It's a skull, and then it's that you dead. Yeah,
so you did. It's a single skull. That's not good.

Speaker 6 (40:57):
What if it's like really bad news and then it's
like the sad emoji, right, that doesn't make it any better.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Or it's a crystal ball and then it's a dead
your future like diagnosis crystal ball dead.

Speaker 7 (41:11):
Or if you're going to go, they send a little
dancer emoji like you're clear, it's a town.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Yeah, okay, that's cool. Yeah, I think my mind didn't
go there. Or it's like, hey, a clock, it's what
your clock's ticking?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Not much time left? The then crystal ball and skull.
That's that.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
There's also a vomiting one too, right right, yeah, okay,
well you can use them a court now doctors can
use them.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
What else you got?

Speaker 7 (41:40):
So a travel trend is instead of taking a carry
on bag, you get those you know, like when you
would go fishing, all the pockets Arkansas, Keith, did you
wear one.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Because we're we're in the boats, we'dn't have to we
had a tackle box. Tackle box is galore, but yes,
you can use it.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yeah, that's funny. Actually what do you put in there?
Like pockets? Just stuff like you no know what I'm
talking about when you travel, toothbrushes, yellows.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
It's a travel hack that's going viral on TikTok where, yeah,
you don't do a carry on you put on one
of those vests that you would use. Yeah, like if
you're like fly fishing or whatever, everything you can here.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I see.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
It's little stuff though. Even in the tiktoks, it's interesting,
like your bathroom stuff. You put a bathroom bag that's
smaller me obviously bikini meets yeah, same.

Speaker 7 (42:29):
And Lastly, I got a clip of Garth Brooks telling
a fun story on The Kelly Clarkson.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Show, probably twelve years ago. Thirty year my youngest came
in from.

Speaker 14 (42:37):
School and she goes, Dad, Dad, you've got to hear
this song from Adele.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I've never heard a song like it. I said, really,
I said, what's his name? Says to make you feel
My love? Said?

Speaker 8 (42:50):
You have to be kidding me, right, No, I didn't
say that, so really people always ask which is her
favorite version?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
I said, I don't know. We haven't spoke since that. Dad.
That's on Hope Flows.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Garth did make you feel my Love, and then Adele
did it later, but originally Bob Dylan did. That's all
right man, he wrote it. Yeah. So the joke is
she didn't know.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Her own dad at saying the song that's hilariou, which
is a pretty funny joke.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
All Right, I'm aymy, that's my pile.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
That was Amy's pile of stories.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
It's time for the good news, Bobby.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
I liked the story because I like people giving back,
but I think it's setting a pretty dangerous example. You know,
if you ever had like an uncle or a grandma
that would show up, and every time she'd show up,
she'd give you a quarter or a dollar. And then
so you just expected every time that uncle or grandma
that had that quarter of that dollar they' and then
if they didn't give it to you, you're like, wait, no,
my love was based on getting that quarter of that dollar.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
So I'm gonna say that because this is a great story.
I don't want to take away from it. But a
couple of weeks ago, Pat Hamill, the CEO of Oakwood Home,
surprise graduates at the University of Dinvers commencement ceremony doing
a deal. She gave each grad five hundred bucks that
you take it. If you need it, you keep it.
If you don't need it, give it to somebody, do

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something with it. It's good and so they get her standing.
Ovation here's the thing. This is where the grandma and
uncle comes in. There are a lot of rich people
now doing this graduation for it's almost gonna be the
understood uncle worth my quarter.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Yeah, and the price is gonna get higher and higher,
and it's gonna be disappointing when you have the graduation,
they don't get anything. That's gonna be the uncle to
grandma that doesn't have the quarter of that time.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
But if they're giving out all this money, I might
start going to more graduations.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
No, not to the people sitting there, to people graduating.
The audience doesn't get the money.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Everybody there.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
No, then you don't come to the graduation and get money.
Oh yeah yeah yeah the graduate woulds. But you could
graduate from utsas Antonio your three hour short but that
then get your money from the speaker.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
I'm gonna need to check who the speaker is every
semester and see if that's the semester I want to.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Go, But I don't think they line it up that
early free the semester, and probably this only happens in
the fall graduation.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
I wonder if you can put in a request like
are you allowed to say, Hey, can you reach out
to this person? We love to have you reach out to.
Uh Oprah be cool because she gives away stuff. Elon Musk,
maybe he'll give us all Tesla's.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
What about Shaq? Shaq gives away a lot of crap?
Uh you hate Shack for that? Yeah, he gonna he
likes that clout, but you would take it. I'd take it, Yeah,
I'd like it. Pat Hamill goodbye. You love people to
give back. That's a great story. That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. The question is, when

(45:37):
you're on vacation, how long before you miss home? How
many days? Just give me the number of days you're
on vacation. When do you go? Dang? Miss I miss
my place?

Speaker 6 (45:47):
Life facks Never, Eddie, I've never missed my home on vacation, Amy.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Y, I not. I don't never days? Two days? Yeah,
that's not a vacation. Yeah, I've sitt there going man,
I never want to leave this place, but I'm on vacation.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
That's crazy. I don't like going on vacation. I like
to be in my home. Leave in my house. You
guys don't like you to come here? I mean I
love being home. Wow, you guys.

Speaker 6 (46:17):
When it's time to leave vacation, I'm in the worst
mood ever in mind.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Just packed the car. Where does it go? Dad? I
don't care? Put it wherever, shove it is. Yeah, Okay,
you guys are sad. It's very sad. Vacation's fun for
you though, that's cool. I love it.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
I don't do well on vacation. I don't do well relaxing.
I don't really have a place that I go, and
I'm like, I just feel good here anywhere, but one
home I go.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
All right, time Now for the Morning Corny, The Morning Corny.

Speaker 7 (46:48):
How is divorce like espresso? It's expensive and bitter?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Is that funny? That was the Morning Corny? Mean tears?

Speaker 9 (47:00):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Ray Mundo says, if we play a certain song, it
will make our show cooler.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Ray, what's the song?

Speaker 10 (47:07):
It's called good as Gold and it's on vander Pump
Rules scandalval.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Is it good?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
It's so bad, but it's in commercials and stuff. And
if we play this, why will it make the show cooler?

Speaker 10 (47:18):
Because the scandaval is so huge, people that cheat on
each other and stuff, and who sings it?

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Though? It's Sina.

Speaker 10 (47:24):
She was kind of involved because she found out about
the scandal all and she told other people about it.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
But she wasn't one of the people in the cheating. No.

Speaker 10 (47:32):
But because of the cheating, they got a commercial deal
and the girl that got cheated on is in the commercial.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Really yeah, let me hear the song? All right, here
you go. So they went to the mall one of.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Those little yes trailers in the middle you get into
a record droone song or it kind of sounds like
the Lego movie Everything.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Is Uny The going.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Was this reminds me of the.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
The whats this song on Real Housewives.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Charny for the party learning to All the party, like
terribly produced. The person can't actually sing, but they're trying
to make it like they can actually sing.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
But we're not cool? Wasn't it for the show? Then?
When this came out so good? So what do we
need to do? We need to have a song like this? No, no, no, no, okay.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
The question for you guys is what can we do
on the show for the show to be cooler? Because
Ray said, if we played that song, we're cooler. Okay,
so we're already luch fox. What can we do on
the show to make the show cooler?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Cool? Parties? What do you mean? A pool parties? But
what does that the show that makes us cooler?

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Because people like, oh, look at them, they're on the
top of a penthouse, like having pool parties. Look at them,
rage and have a DJ and invite listeners And I mean,
so a party and trips? Okay, but this is it true?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Because if the company sends us on trips.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
The companies that send us on trip it makes it
like they don't put an AI lunchbox over there.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
I'll be honest with you, but that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
You want to be a cooler is you send us
to cool places, send us on trips, and then we
can talk about it.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
That makes us cooler. Okay. So you think we need
to go and do crazier things.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Yes, okay, now that I get But when you go
pull party, it just sounds like you want me to
throw a poll party.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
It doesn't make us cooler because it'll cool us off
in the pool because it's hot house.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Oh literal, he got me, he got me, lunchbox one,
bizy road Eddie. What can we do on this show
to make a cooler hear me out, I'm listening.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
Every week we meet with Morgan number two and she
fills us in with all the hip lingo, so like no.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Cap it, and then we kind of get old. Are
you I'm twenty nine?

Speaker 6 (50:04):
She's even getting a little too old for that. Okay,
then maybe we bring in it and bringing in someone
from the outside. Okay, someone young to tell that'd be great.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
My kids.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Were trying to get it now he's trying to get
his kids jobs. Yes, it's not anything about being cool.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
But think about it.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
If we're like saying cool hot lingo, you think we
should say it too, Yes, we incorporated and learn it
and then say it exactly. I think that'll make us
way cool. Bet hey, no, cap that'll make it say less.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Say lest what I'm talking about. It doesn't really sound
right coming from our mouth. But nobody knows what we
look like people.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
He'd just hear it radio in the thirties, Wolfman Jack. Literally,
you just get on the internet or on Instagram. Okay,
but I respect you guys' opinion.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Lunchbox wants more pole parties. Eddie wants us to use
teenage lingo. Boom Morgan Boom is one.

Speaker 9 (50:55):
I feel like we should do some more challenges because
anytime we do challenges in here and gets super competitive
in the room and all of our My favorite bits
that happen are.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
When we start competing really.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Hardcore with each other, Like the lottery scratch off challenge.

Speaker 9 (51:06):
Yeah that was great, like it terrible, created a whole
thing cost money though, Yeah, But like the will at
Uber bit, we got to find our.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
New will at Uber yeah, but and that was a
great bit. I'm super happy that we came up with
that and we did it. But my uber account got
lowered so much. I couldn't get a car because I
kept getting bad reviews because we were uber and funny
things across town. So yes, I agree, we need our
new challenge.

Speaker 9 (51:26):
I'm not sure what that is yet, but we need
our new will at uber, so I'll keep thinking on
of it.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
That's what I think.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
They ray drinking? Wait what I mean?

Speaker 10 (51:41):
Honestly, if we cracked open a beer once the nine
o'clock hour rolls around.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
That makes it so cool. Yeah. In the videos, we're
all we all, you know, sitting back drinking a beer.
It's all boys. What about me? I don't drink? What
do I do? Right?

Speaker 10 (51:53):
That's when you can incorporate how it's just as good
to drink the virgin ones.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
You would have a virgin dack ory okay, Amy, Oh.

Speaker 7 (52:01):
I was thinking we could all get tattoos.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Cool, but I guess that makes my fault because I
did not communicate this properly.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
It's like, what can we do on this show? Content?

Speaker 11 (52:15):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (52:15):
But us having that together.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
We can remodel the studio every once in a while.
I mean, like it's the summer, so we should put
some sand in here.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Like Southwest you check in they have they always decorate
the desk and then in the fall teachers do that too.
In the mall you put like him leaves.

Speaker 7 (52:36):
My other idea would get squashed because you and Eddie
already do it.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
But there's no squad of band. I just think it's
funny to hear and then we all just have a laugh, right, we.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
All get to be a part of the band.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Band. I'm out all of us. You don't want much.
I don't want the band. Yeah, he doesn't want anything
to trying to make even a little late singery. I
can't sing. Okay, goodness gracious, okay. Anybody else have something?
I mean, that's a lot of good ideas. Scuba Scooba
have any ideas well? If he had, he wouldready tell
me okay, yeah, yeah, you have one, you have another one? No.
I mean, I think it would make us cooler.

Speaker 14 (53:07):
It seems like we have a lot of access and stuff,
like I don't know why we don't go places like
Disney Wolden up a new ride and you know, every
single station and show goes across to it and sends
people to like and it's awesome for the audience because
it's cool, but also more awesome for us because we
get a free.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Cruise. Okay, that's what I said.

Speaker 14 (53:26):
Give us more money that will make its cool about
trips where we make money and the company makes money.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Yeah, yeah, I hear you.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
I agree, we should do a Bobby Bone show cruise.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Like voice affected it skills.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
That's telling our grandma, hey smoking like Menthols your whole life.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
All right.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Conspiracy theories, let's go through the list again, different ones.
Tell me if you think no chance, somewhat chance, big chance,
there's like three levels here.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
The Illuminati.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
This theory claims that a secret society called the Illuminati
controls world events and repulates governments, financial institutions, major organizations.
Believers often associate the Illuminati with symbols and rituals, and
they attribute significant global events to the Illuminatis influence bones.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Why don't you just go first on this?

Speaker 2 (54:13):
I do not I will not answer this one, but
I will let you guys answer it.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Amy big cheer, take chance, let's.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
Boks zero chance. I guess I just this is so stupid.
All of his are zero. That's that the moon landing
was zero chance, flat Earth. I also agree with that one.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
But Eddie, the fact that you're not answering, I just
I don't ever talk about the Illuminati. Big chance. Oh, I,
but don't put that on me. I never talk about
the Illuminati.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Okay. Anyway, no one saw that I do anything. I
don't do anything at all. Next up, Area fifty one
in Aliens. Area fifty one is a secret of US
military facility in Nevada. Some conspiracy theory suggests that the
government is hiding evidence of extraterrestrial life or advanced alien

(54:58):
technology within the facility.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
No chance, middle chance, big chance, middle.

Speaker 6 (55:06):
Here we go, no chance, no chance, Okay, Eddie, I
would say some chance.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Well, I think there's something. There's too much.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
I'm gonna go big chance or something. There's something. I'm
not saying little green men walking around, but big chance.
Are something there?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Now? Area fifty one does exist, we know that as
a yeast. But it's are there something there? Right, Kim trails? Oh,
I've seen these? What?

Speaker 2 (55:34):
According to this theory, the white trails left behind by
aircraft in the sky are not ordinary like the contrails
that happen, but rather chemical or biological agents deliberately sprayed
for undisclosed purposes, such as weather modification, population control, or
mind control.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Kim Trails, I.

Speaker 7 (55:52):
Was married to a pilot. No chance, zero, no chance,
no chance.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Where do people come up this crown.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
And no chance and anybody there ever goes. I believe
in Kim Trail's. I don't want to know them. They
other weird man, that's a whole different group.

Speaker 7 (56:06):
Remember a long time ago, I went to someone when
I was trying to get pregnant years ago.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
There's so many better conspiracy theories in this one to
I believe in if you want to have to believe
in one.

Speaker 7 (56:14):
Yeah, And she that's what led me to first ever
asking me about it, because she told me that it
was poisoning our crops, dropping stuff down. And then she
told me to stop using dryer sheets asap because it
was causing my infertility.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Stop cleaning the toilet with stuff. Same reason. When you
were flying the Blue Angels, did blue smoke? What was that?

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Let's just say, Eddie, that day your mind was not
in the place exactly. Kim Trail's not not real. I
got a couple more reptilian elite.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Never heard of that.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Now you're gonna gough, But just listen before you make
your judgment. Believers in this theory a argue that shape
shifting reptilian humanoid beings from another dimension or extraterrestrial origin
secretly control world governments, banks, and media. Prominent individuals, such
as political leaders and celebrities are often accused of being
reptilian creatures in disguise.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
This is the truest one of all, right, amy, no chance,
very high chance. Cool what? No no chance? No chance,
no chance, no chance one more. The deep state.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
The concept of a deep state suggests the existence of
a covert network of powerful individuals or agencies within the government,
working behind the scenes to control policy and influence national
and international affairs. So it's like a group within the
group that's secret, that's controlling the secret group that controls.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Us A big, big chance, zero.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Zero chance, gotta gotta gotta humongous chance. Oh my gosh,
you guys are so good.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
I guess it's the definition of deep state. Do I
think there are people? But I don't think it is
a partisan deal. And both sides claim the deep state
is affecting. I don't think it's a partisan deal. I
think it's probably a few folks to make sure that
there aren't people abusing rules, and if they are, they
stop that crap man.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
There's always someone behind the big man.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
It's kind of like cops on cops, cops cops policing
the cops.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
There.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
I think there's probably some folks, but I don't think
they're doing deep state things to affect culture or social
issues or financial.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Political fiscal decisions.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
I think they're just making sure there aren't people abusing,
like hyper abusing the system. That's what I would think
the deep state would be. So you think it existly
for you.

Speaker 7 (59:00):
Good though, Like I don't good, making sure like you
just said, nobody's doing too bad that I was picturing.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
No, they're controlling all kinds of things.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Are they reptiles in your mind?

Speaker 3 (59:10):
They actually?

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Yeah, I think there's always people policing the police.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
We don't always know who they are. So if that's
deep say yes.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
But I don't think it's affecting political candidates or policies.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
So you're a big chance. Yeah, I'll go.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Big chance on that. Just that though, but not that
what people think that deep state. Okay, that's fun though, huh.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Yeah, what's your favorite of all those we did? None
of them? Well, there you go. None of them are
so stupid and ridiculous. You don't think any conspiracy they
ever has a chance. No, I'm not really. No.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Do you think somebody other than what Lee Harvey Oswald
killed John F. Kennedy, like the CIA.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Said, No, No, I don't know anything about that. But
I don't think they set it up. Why would they
set it up? Lottery. You gotta look into it. It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
And if you look into it and you tell us,
we'll believe it. I gotta look into it that it's
a good experience, is good? This is fine. When he
did What's Stock? I thought it was an awesome bit. Yeah,
and we learned a lot from it. And when you
did Martin van Buren, Yeah, thank you man, that's great.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Thank you. So I got to look up who lunches
John F. Kennedy? Look up John F.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Kennedy's assassination, who shot him, where it happened, and the
theory surrounding it. And it's Tuesday. By Friday of this week.
That movie JFK is really good too, you think.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Is there like a movie I can watch three seconds
ago set a movie. Does he get penalized with that?

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
But I want you to read a documentary or is
it it's a movie with Kevin cos I want you
to read its Cosners.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Is a movie. It's not a real movie. Okay, there's
a lot of resources read about it, because I think
you'll bring fresh eyes to it. All right, maybe I'll
go interview some people. Don't take your microphone out and
that people history reading an interview witnesses and.

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
Something like that happens with the conspiracy?

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Is that something deep State.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Could be maybe there were some abuse going on.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Pulled the strings on oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Or it could be rogue bad too.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
There's a difference in rogue bad a few individuals in
deep state who's there for an actual reason fundamentally.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
But he's gonna tell us. We'll get our answer on
that anyway. All right, lunchwalk, thank you, hello, and we
would love to have your calls.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Eight seven seven seventy seven. Bobby, that's our number. Eight
seven seven seventy seven. B Obby. You could be anywhere
in the whole wide world and you're here with us.
We appreciate that. And now time for the news.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Bobby's stories.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
You hear things better in the morning. The reason to
conduct sound efficiently. The tiny hairs in your inner ear
need to wave like blades of grass in the wind.
But daily exposure to noise that's loud actually batters those hairs.
You know, I don't hear. I took that test and
they were like, you're the not the greatest hearing I've
ever heard. Then tell me that, but I felt like that.

(01:02:06):
When I left, they were like, perfect, everything you checked out.
But then I'm at home and my wife will talk
have huh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Yeah, that's called selective hearing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
I hear you, but I would select to hear more
because I don't like going huh. I felt like an
old man, right, there's just so much I don't hear.
I don't know what the frequokies are.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
I don't hear.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Maybe these hairs in my ears I need to work on,
man to rebound. The hair sales in your ear need
protection in a period of quiet. Most of us have
that quiet time during sleep, which is why you're hearing
is the sharpest in the morning. From men's health, so
more naps. Maybe that's why Lunchboke's here so well. Yeah,
always waking up from something that's true superhero supersonic hearing man.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Are you a perfectionist? That might be making you sick.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Mental health experts warn that excessive perfectionism can be linked
to serious psychological problems, including anxiety and depression. If you're
a perfectionist, you're probably lonely as well, because perfectionists made
saying exceedingly high standards for their friends, family, and colleagues.
If you always expect too much from others, it's more
likely you will always seem to be disappointed in them.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
That is from psychology today. The only problem that I
have with this is it's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Like, don't create high expectations because then you know, once
you feel then you won't be sad. That's kind of
bull crap. What you do is you create high expectations
for yourself. You can create expectations for others if you're
in it together and you do what you're asking them
to do. Like, I don't ask you guys to do
anything that I either don't do or haven't done.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Right, Yeah, And I.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Do have high expectations everybody in this room or you
want to be here, and it's a compliment. It is
me believing on all of you guys. That I give
you guys high expectations. Actually, I wrote it a little nice
one about all you guys on my Instagram this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
You gu see it? No my story? Oh yeah, I
saw mine? Yeah? What do you say about it? It
don't matter, you know, checking the edge grab stories, you
don't get to see it. And that's expired. Now.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
I wrote about every single person here to a little
block about everybody, and I just think this story is
kind of crap. I get what they're saying, and that's true.
If you're never expected to do much when you don't
do much, well, then you'll never get sad. But then
you'll never do much. You should have high expectations on
yourself and then on others as long as you're giving

(01:04:12):
what you're asking for. And then it's the ability to
bounce back or to get back up once it doesn't
go right, because that's when you get stronger and get better.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
This towards piece of crap.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
And I'm gonna paper wadd it up on the microphone,
which I rarely do because and then I'm gonna take
it and save.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
It and go wipe my butt with it. Oh wow,
there you go. Huh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
It's true. But I don't like it. It's not something
I live by. I won't set high expectations because I
don't want to be disappointed. It's fool crap and all
you guys are awesome. And I said it this weekend.
If you didn't see it, then tough, tough two D
lunchbox just look for it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
But you see yours.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Yep, hard work or yeah, basically but nicer than what
was the picture?

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
I didn't put a picture of a ray? Oh you didn't?
You just wrote it? Never picure? Did you not see it?
I gotta pick sure? No, that wasn't it? No, so
I got two of them. No, you're I wrote a block,
like a literal block, of every single person and just
because a listener asked me in a Q and a hum,
and so I wrote something about all of you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:05:12):
Could anybody send me what you said about it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Can anybody send me what they sent me said about me?
Because I have no idea? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Moving on the question is how many enemies do you have?
Research found that ninety five percent of people report having
at least one enemy. The average number that most people
have is three that they can name from school work
or a neighbor. Enemies typically are the same sex, but
when they're not, it's usually a person who dated in
the past. That's from a collective study from Washington College
in Iowa State.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
We've talked about this, ish, Do you have any I
don't feel like I have any direct enemies that I'm
I'm going against. I've needed them my entire career.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
I can go back and look just professionally, I've always
had an enemy, and I've always just set out to
destroy them, and I have and I don't have enemy
now because I think I'm a little healthier and right
now I've kind of destroyed all the enemies that I
wanted to destroy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Wow, that's cool. It's been pretty cool.

Speaker 11 (01:06:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Look, people would be like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
They mess with me so bad look at them now,
And I shouldn't feel that way a little bit, but
I do because I'm human being.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
But I don't really have any enemies.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
There's there's a couple, There's one person, not one of
the people we talked about here on the show. There's
one person I hate, only one person I hate. That's
I hate hate. I don't think you should ever have hate.
I wish that I could forgive a certain person.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
There's no chance ever, and I shouldn't say ever because
I might even get healthier.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
This's just in hell. I might get healthier one day. Yeah, man,
but there's one person that I hate and would like
to see really bad things happen to line of work.
Nou Oh, that's a fair question. But gender. You're gonna
tell him that gender? No?

Speaker 13 (01:06:47):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
In social media following now, I'm not just a kidding,
but you have an enemy, Amy.

Speaker 7 (01:06:53):
I couldn't think of one when he talked about it
a while ago, but definitely my neighbor.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Now enemy neighbor. I can think of another one for you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
I wrote the books, remember Amy went after Oh yeah,
oh yeah, maybe it's such a maybe just didn't like her.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
I didn't know. She's not my enemy at all.

Speaker 7 (01:07:13):
I just thought that was just something I just thought
was bizarre or how she was handling it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
No, no, no, not okay, what about him? No no no no,
not her husband? Wait no?

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
What was it her ex? Reverse reverse husband's enemy. I
know I can say right now that that's not the case.
I'll also say this. I've had a couple of messages going, hey,
get Amy to talk about the divorce.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
More, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Even when we start talking about the divorce, I go
into protection mode because I don't want Amy to feel
like she has to share stuff for a bit. Now,
if she kind of overrides me, which I welcome her
to do, then go for it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
She always can do it. But when you guys are like,
tell me about the.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Divorce, my first instinct, because I have not been exactly
through it with her, but I've been with her as
she's gone through it, is that fair, is to just
step in front and go Nope, I'm protecting her.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
I ain't making no pressure.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
And if she, like, for example, when she was like, yeah,
I had to give up the bed, I mean, that's
hilarious that she decided to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Well because Lunchbocks wanted to play a game.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Yeah it was a game who Got Blank? In the divorce?

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
And I initially stepped in and said, I don't want
to play this game, but Amy, if you do. But
that's just me making sure she's not the bad guy
in this situation, which I.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Didn't want to play the game. But then I.

Speaker 7 (01:08:19):
Answered that like he gave the bed as an example,
and I'm like, oh he did.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
And then it was kind of fun and you kept going.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
And because soberware, I saw online that maybe he took
the forks and left you with the spoons.

Speaker 7 (01:08:30):
So I posted that I had few spoons and forks,
and that's because of my kids.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
They lose them or i'd throw them away. I don't
know what they do.

Speaker 7 (01:08:39):
But some listeners, because of Lunchbox's bit suggestion, they didn't
read everything I wrote, and they automatically assumed and they're like,
oh my gosh, I thought that you and Ben literally
split your silver war.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
Fifty to fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
What would have been great as you only gave him
the really fat big spoons that you never used. Everything's
dirty cereal with the big spoons service. You're like, man.

Speaker 7 (01:08:59):
So I re posted one of those comments, being like, okay,
this made me laugh.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Because we didn't split silverware.

Speaker 7 (01:09:04):
But then listeners started dming me that literally their exes
are losers and that their exes like split everything fifty
to fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
Including silverware.

Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
That's great, like they were dividing it up, like you
go to fort could.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Have been nice?

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Like what about towers at Amy's house? That's all towns
have Been's name on it. She's like you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
Had to split the towels fifty fifty.

Speaker 9 (01:09:27):
I mean, he took towels, but he probably needed to
take towns.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
They have a lot of talents.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
But he's not your enemy. He is not right, do
you have an enemy? Just opened the phone lines? No,
I'm for real true. A lot of people love you, though,
I mean, but there's a lot of haters. Haters are
different different, right, I mean enemy you have to know
who they are. I mean, like doctor Evans my high
school Precociti, that's not no, no, he do like I

(01:09:54):
just gave up in like in his class. I was like,
I'm done with this, like on the fine line, just
wrote my name, turned it in, didn't even fill out
a question. Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
And he was like, I would love to be a
fly on the wall of your first college classroom, make
saying I wasn't gonna make it in life. And so
I think about him all the time, and I wonder,
I don't know if he's still with us.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
But that is you holding a grudge more than having
a consistent enemy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
But I do understand what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
And then like when I went to graduation for high
school and they pulled me aside and They're like, listen,
we will keep your diploma if you would do anything
anything at this graduation.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
But they didn't do that out of nowhere. There had
to be actions that led up to them saying that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Correct. I understand that, but they actually pulled me aside
and said we will pull your diploma. But because they
probably had to, it doesn't matter. Good for you, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
But yeah, so I look at them and I'm like,
they thought I was just some loser, you know what
I mean, And like, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
A grudge more than an enemy. I have grudges.

Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
So they were like, they wouldn't say that to someone
that has straight a's, right, But guess what, some people
with straight a's aren't as good as me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Look at me. I'm doing a lot better than them.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
You can actually kill anybody, yeah, eddie anything, Yeah, this
dude fun Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Sometimes yeah, it's my enemy, right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Moving on, the Rock announced that the Monna Live action
remake will hit theaters June twenty seventh, twenty twenty five.
That's what I hate about movies that they tell you
two years out. I like TV shows. We're like, hey,
guess what tell tomorrow there's a new season A Black Mirror,
which I had to watch the first episode.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Of Black Mirror. It's awesome. It's called Joan is Awful.
Joan is awful. Yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
And I don't want to say any more than the description,
and if I can come back, I'll read the description
because I don't spoil anything, but man, it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Have any of those Black Mirrors come true? Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
And I don't want to say which ones because all
the ten people that's crazy, but absolutely, and some of
them are still coming true. Wow, that's it. That's my
favorite show. And I told I was talking to Kaitlin
about it. I was like's my favorite show. She was like, man,
you just love the dark, like the worst parts of
the world type stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Stuff that could happen.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Said, I know, I said, but if you learn all
about it and then it happens, you're kind of ready.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
For it through TV shows. That's it. Yeah. And then
I will do this. I will announce these are the
cities I'm going to go to on my comedically Inspirational tour.
I'm very excited. I haven't been on the road in
a few years.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
I did this show like six times in Nashville, only
we're doing it a seventh time. It's sold out. There
are I guess, some obstructive view seats in Nashville. But
here's the thing about that. The view's not obstructed. I
went and sat in them. It took pictures to show
people that are not obstructed. So what's there? Like a
baron the bar but it goes it's under your nipples.
Oh that's not a yeah, that's not the way. Yeah,

(01:12:21):
unless you have eyeballs in your nipples. If so, I
want to bring you on stage because that'd be awesome.
But yeah, Nashville sold out, which I'm very grateful for
to be my seventh show here. But the only tickets
left for that show are the obstructive view seats. That
being said, let me read to you where else I'm
gonna go, And I can't wait. The dates don't matter
so much at the cities, but I'll do it humor me.
August twelfth, Saturday August twelfth, Orpheum Theater, Witch, tak Kansas.

(01:12:44):
Very excited about that. Saturday, August nineteenth, Tampa Theater, Tampa, Florida. Saturday,
September ninth, the Theater at the Virgin Hotel Like Casino,
Las Vegas, Nevada, September fifteenth, Sandler Center, Virginia Beach, Virginia,
September sixteenth, Warner Theater, Washington, DC. S What's cool about
that is the last time I did Warner Theater. It's
awesome theater right right by the Capitol. It's super cool.

(01:13:07):
And they gave me like a snowboard that humble, not
even humble, just brag, But I thought it was cool.
I still have it. I'd sold that thing out five times.
It's a pretty big theater and they gave me a
snowboard and I never have.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Known what to do with it. What's a snowboard? He's
writing the snow down on it, like, yeah, snowboard puts
you feed into it, and on the bottom of it
it says five sellouts or whatever. I just have never
known what to do with it. Oh wow, I never snowboarded.
I've seen that thing. Confused as much as I am
as why they would give me a snow I thought
it was nice, but I didn't. It's like giving me
a right handed baseball club. I'm left handed, but I
appreciate the thought. It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
So and then finally Friday, November seventeenth, Brown Theater, Louisville, Kentucky.
That's at wichtaw Tampa, Las Vegas, Virginia Beach, Washington, DC, Louisville, Nashville.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Those are the cities I'm going to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
I hope you come and take us on until Friday
at ten am local time wherever you are the local
time there. If you're part of the B team, you
have a pre so going on tomorrow. All those are
on my Instagram, mister Bobby Bones. Okay, you want to
hear the Black Mirror concept as written by the people
at Black Mirror. Yes, an average woman is stunned to
discover a global streaming platform, which is basically Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
They call themselves Streamberry. Interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
An average one is stunned to discover a local streaming platform,
has launched a TV drama adaptation of her life, in
which she is portrayed by Hollywood a lister Selma Hyak
and pretty much as soon as it happens, it's happening
on screen and she finds as it's going weird, well
it's awesome, and the main actress in it, Joan, who's
awful is the girl from we'll call it Splits Creek.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
The daughter got it Alexis Rose. It's great. Selma hikes
in it too.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
So smahaiak is acting as her at the same time
she's living her life.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
You gotta watch it to find out. But Blake mi'
is the best show've ever seen him, A whole life interesting.
All right, thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
That's in it, Bobby's.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
You guys can vouch for me here or tell me
I'm wrong. But I don't have a temper, don't really
get affected and then turn into some sort of monster.
Oh yo, would you guys say that's accurate? If anything,
I go the opposite way, and I'm just like when
I'm upset, I get quieter and just kind of shut
myself down and off until I can figure it out
and then come back out of my show.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Accurate ish Yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
I was at the airport on Friday, and I also
say don't mess people at the airport, meaning don't get
crazy on a plane, don't start any drama, don't mess
with TSA people, big believer and not messing with them
because you just want to get to your place. You
want to go point A to B with the least
resistance possible.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
I get a call and I'm going through the security.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Line, big line in the put your bag through, beep,
come on through big line there. So I get a
call from one of our bosses name Kevin Lagrett in
Los Angeles. He's calling about stuff, and I'm like, can't
talk now, I'm in airport security. And he's like, yeah,
likely story. He just don't want to talk. He's just kidding.
So I take a picture and show him the big
line in front of me. I'm still in the line,

(01:16:01):
and so I go up and I go through and
as soon as I got my bag, after it goes
through the little box that sees that there's no drugs
or weapons inside of my suitcase. I got my suitcase
and a TSA agent comes over to me and goes,
do you take pictures of our screens? And at first
I thought he was being funny and I thought it
was a listener. I'll be honest with you, and I said, no,
I didn't. He goes, someone just saw you take pictures

(01:16:23):
of our security screens and you can't do that. I
needed to see in your phone, I said, I need
to see in your phone. I don't know why I
said it. I don't know why I said it. It
wasn't like big and brave and cool. But he said,
I need to see in your phone. I said, I
need to see in your phone. That's a good comeback,
though I'm seven years old, my son. Yes, I just
thought how ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
First of all, I didn't take a picture of the screens,
and I was back like eleven people.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
I wasn't even to the machine yet. And the screens
are right there when they can see like the guts
and all the insides and the X ray, you gotta
be right up near to take a picture of the screen.
And so again he goes, he seen in your phone.
I need to see in your phone. He said, I'm
not kidding here. I said, I'm not kidding here. Then
I decided I'm just gonna repeat everything he says because
it is good, absolutely, because I don't want to say

(01:17:09):
anything would get me in trouble. Isn't that probably it's
stupid again, I'm eleven, But I knew that I wouldn't
say anything that I wouldn't be allowed to say. That's
gonna get me kicked out of the airport if I
just repeated him back. Okay, So I was just gonna
wait him out. And so you see your phone, I
see in your phone. And he said to me, I

(01:17:31):
don't think you want to do this because you'll miss
your flight. Now I didn't repeat the whole thing back
to him because I was lazy, and I said, well, I.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Think you'll miss your flight.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
And about the time I was going to get in
trouble and I know it, somebody walks over and whispers
in his ear and he goes, you can go.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Whomever that other tsa agent was who I think was
a listener, Yeah, I probably saw. I would like to
say thank you because I was going to get myself
in trouble. You're going to airport jail. It was just dumb.
I didn't take a picture of it. You don't ask
to see in someone's phone.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
He was he.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Had outside of a bar bouncer complex where you have
no authority, so all of a sudden you get a
little bit so you want to go and make sure
everybody knows you're the sheriff in town.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
I should not have reacted the way I did. Even
my wife was like just She's like, do what you
say to do, Just do the easiest thing possible and
just get out of there.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
But I'm not showing on my phone I'm not. It
doesn't matter. I don't know how munch of winger picks
in there. If so, I think it'd be hilarious if
he saw those. But this guy came chess puffed out,
trying to enforce some dumb rule that wasn't even true,
and it got to get on the plane and get
out of there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
That's so out of character.

Speaker 6 (01:18:38):
So it was just that he asked to look in
your phone that kind of you just like showed up
and was like.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
I'm like, he's the new sheriff in town. He's seeing
my phone, Like you don't. You don't ask to see
on my phone? Like you know, No, you want to
see my phone. You want to see my medicine cabinet,
You'll see my pants. What do you want to see?

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
The start there? Where do we go medical records? Yeah,
slippery slope, yes, And they can't don't think they can
ask to see on your phone TSA. It's not FBI
or c I A different letters.

Speaker 7 (01:19:09):
Like I get okay, so fine, Maybe if there is
a rule that you're not supposed to photograph it, yeah,
but I didn't, right, I know, but I'm thinking, well.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
There is no song, he says you can't vote and
there's no sign. But I'm my attorney is really looking.

Speaker 7 (01:19:22):
Out for me here, Like I think a way he
could have said it is, hey, dude, yes, if you
took a pic, could you.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
Go ahead and do me a favor and delete that?

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Or let's go because Caitlen said, well, first of all,
I understand why you're upset, but you often say don't
cause trouble on an airport because it's not worth it,
And she's right, it would not have been worth it
had to add to miss the flight. But I don't
like to be told what to do, and I don't
want people to tell me to open my phone up
and hat. He said, Hey, man, someone just had alerted

(01:19:55):
me that there were people taking pictures of the screens.
I don't know if it was you or not, but
if you took a picture of our screen, would you
just make sure or not to not to share that
or please delete it? I'd been like, oh, yeah, sorry,
I actually took a picture from back in line. Do
you see the picture I took that shows you how
far away I was from the screen. Just don't ask
to see it because then I'll repeat after you. Amy,
So you're TSA right now, Okay, no, no, no, no, I'll
actually show amy.

Speaker 5 (01:20:15):
I mean hilarious that you just repeat every stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
That's the pic. That's how far back. I was.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
Oh yeah, that's really far. You can't even see a screen.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
That's my point. And he didn't know that because I
wouldn't show him. That's right, and then I repeat it
after him. That's crazy, dude, I shouldn't have done it.
I like apologize, but.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
It's like you committed.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
I did commit, and I was going to commit, and
I was going to jail. They were going to send
me to you know, whatever place they sent terrorists. Is
the waterboarded?

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
For sure? The whole thing is about to happen. I
was not going to give up. Did you snap a
pic of him as he walked off?

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
I did not really a little bit of men still.
It was scared of all this happening. If I'm being honest,
I wasn't like big tough guy. I was kind of like,
oh god, oh no, oh no. Anyway, so there's that
did that. I'm not proud of it. I should practice
what I preach all the time instead of most times.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
But I reacted.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
I didn't respond reacting stuff reacting as you when it happens.
That's your lizard brain, they say, flips up. You're just
in reaction mode.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
So I listens.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
Are like, my goal in life has been to respond more,
and I think generally I do that better where something happens,
and if I don't like it initially it's negative, I
can go okay in forty eight hours. How would I
have liked to have responded to this? When I look back,
Mostly I'm good, except show me your phone, Show me

(01:21:38):
your phone. So I think I was just also tired
from and I've been sick, and that also has a
lot to do with it. I've been sick for like
six days. Amy's sick as you can hear. Abby's been
out sick. I have a cough that just will not
go away. I went to the doctor yesterday. I got
I mean even talking now like I want to cough
and I'm gonna try to hold it in Inhaler's. My

(01:21:59):
doc has told me that I probably have adult asthma
oh man, which only kind of rears its head. And
I could be saying some of this wrong. So if
I say something wrong, it's not his fault. Is meat
for hearing it wrong. When I get a cold or
I get allergies, or then it really kicks into play.
And so now we're kind of dealing with that. But
I don't Amy's just been like I said, her voice

(01:22:20):
is still messed up.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
Oh yeah, I cough all night Abby.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
I was talking to Abby and so were you, Like
we were sharing cough cocktails.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
Yeah, what are you taking? Here's this nipch try this.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
So I think a lot of people are going through this.
But that's why our voices sound weird. And that's probably
why a little bit I was like, show me your phone.

Speaker 7 (01:22:36):
Yeah, see, but that's that's also like, that's exactly what
happens to my son.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
I'm like, Oh, you're tired.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
You're hungry, You're Oh I get hungry, but I do.
I guess if I'm sick, get saying sick?

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
What is it? Halt? You're supposed to halt? Are you
h are you hungry? Are you angry?

Speaker 5 (01:23:01):
Ell?

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
Are you lonely?

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Lonely?

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
Lonely? Are you tired?

Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
T I think those are the four things you're supposed
to ask yourself if you're irritable.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Yeah, let me go over and talk to Elizabeth in Florida. Anyway,
do as I say, not always as I do. Elizabeth,
you are on the show, Good morning, Good morning, what's
going on.

Speaker 15 (01:23:25):
I just wanted to call to say we love y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
We listen to you guys just about every morning, and
we want to listen to the Tuesday songs. Oh you
got it. I'm gonna try to do this with that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
Coughing is tough, because yeah, I've had a rough five
or six days. The worst is I'm going to share
thank you, Elizabeth, and I will We'll get to song
in a second.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
I'm not going to say much about.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
It yet, but I have to do MRI on Thursday
evening on my head and so having a cough and
going into an MRI, we have to sit in that
machine for fifty minutes and not move.

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
It was like torture training. We're and I have.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
To hold it for three minutes because the little voice
inside goes three minutes going and there's only a brief
time in between ones to the next, and they would
go and I'll be like and then back down and
I'd feel like I'm on And it's like, compose.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Yourself, compose yourself, compose yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
It doesn't you don't have to call. You don't have
to call, you don't have to and I did. I
actually did it, which is pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
It was very very hard. Yeah, it's very hard. Okay,
let's hit him with some Tuesday songs. He has songs
about Tuesday and Tuesdays often suck for everybody. Everybody leves
Fridays and Saturdays. There are no songs about Tuesdays. So
as we wrote this, on't start with the chorus. Here
we go.

Speaker 16 (01:24:37):
Tuesday, h Joe Way, Tuesday, Housewives going Booesday.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
I'm just tucking by Tuesday, all right, the best day
of the week. You all know what's my time? So
I made a song about Tuesday. So happens at rhymes
the lowest number of crimes super bingo with five. Don't
know how you do your Tuesday? This is how I
do mine. The sun comes up, there's a smile on
my mouth. Why because my love Tuesday is the first
thing I shall free zoomer this morning and every Tuesday

(01:25:03):
at five, I got my span day because hon it's
time to head to the.

Speaker 16 (01:25:06):
Wide Tuesday, h Joe Wayduesday, Housewives Going Boouesday.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
I'm just talking by Tuesday.

Speaker 11 (01:25:16):
Yes, yeah, yeah, Tuesday, Brown Cow goes Bouesday, Eat some
cash Juuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
I'm just talking back Tuuesday. Eight. It's Tuesday. Is my
recycling on the curve as they drive off? Yep, my
recycling's on the curve by me.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
Fridays are fine because they're casual enough, but I'm always
more productive on my Tuesday conference call.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
I'm after work plans. I got my spray ten, I'm
drinking lemon water out of me, some chi inne pebbles
and bam bam. I'm watching c Span and then it's
two for one, a sonic with a cony in each say.

Speaker 16 (01:25:47):
It Tuesday, Joe Wayduesday, Housewives going Boozesday.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
I'm just tucking by Tuesday.

Speaker 11 (01:25:56):
Ay, Tuesday, Brown Cow goes neo Tuesday, Eat some cash Huesday.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
I'm just talking back Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
I go to Marti Gras on a Tuesday. I go
to Cramaga on a Tuesday. I'm playing Pokemon on a Tuesday.
Came out of my mom on a Tuesday. We're going
through it. WHOA wow Wow. Listen to for a year.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
Shout out everybody out there living a Tuesday, living the
most Tuesday live.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
You could possibly Live Tuesday, Mouesday Cash Tuesday. We did
everything we could run with you. Thank you very much.
All right, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
We also announced all my shows on my comedical Inspirational tour.
If you live in the cities of Tampa, Louisville, Vegas, Tampa,
I forgot, DC, Virginia.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Got.

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
Thank you, Thank you. You guys. Follow the story there,
I mean falling us for the lost Titanic tourist submarine.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
Yeah, it's tragic, terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Yeah, hopefully it doesn't end up tragic tragic that they
find them.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
So they're just missing.

Speaker 11 (01:27:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Yeah, So here's what's going to run out of oxygen Thursday?
Oh no, they have two days. So here's the deal.
There's a submarine. It's like you go and you pay money. Well,
we compared to a Vegas helicopter going to look at
the Grand Canyon. There you go, right you go?

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
Yeah, similar a submarine exploring the Titanic reg has lost
contact with the surface. A search and rescue mission is
currently taking place. Here is Rear Admiral John Magor of
the US Coast Guard talking about the current rescue mission.

Speaker 17 (01:27:32):
We are doing everything that we can do to make
sure that we can locate and rescue those on board.
It is a challenge to conduct a search in that
remote area, but we are deploying all available assets to
make sure that we can locate the craft and rescue

(01:27:54):
the people on board.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
The missing vessel isn't actually a submarine.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
What's called is a submissible well, it's named titan that's
very limited communication and very limited navigation controls, which is
really operated by a video game controller, and it carries
five people, usually two crew members and three tourists and
they go down to view the wreckage of the Titanic,
which sink in nineteen twelve. So they left New Fuldly,
Canada on Saturday. They started to dive inside the titan

(01:28:21):
early Sunday morning. Contact was lost after about less than
two hours. The Titanic rests at thirteen thousand feet underwater. Now,
let me compare that to something the one time I
was miserable. What I went skydiving and I jumped from
twelve thousand feet up high.

Speaker 5 (01:28:37):
You gotta get pretty high. This is that, but down
on the water that is so crazy. And they said
that they can't They don't know where they go. They
rely on text messages from the people on land to
tell them more to go.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Titan is capable of descending about that far. It takes
about two hours for them to get down to the wreckage.
It's urgent. They had been underwater for more than twenty
four hours. There's only between seventy and ninety six hours
of air on board. There's also very limited food and water,
because why would you take it You're gonna be back
in a minute anyway. According to reports, the five passengers
include a British billionaire and explorer named Hamish Harding, a

(01:29:13):
former French Navy commander and Titanic expert named Paul Henry Nagule,
a businessman named Chazada day Wood and his nineteen year
old son, and the CEO of ocean Gates Stockton Rush.
It sounds like there's a lot of rich people on
here though, so I'm sure they'll have other voyages, other
attempts to save them more so than just regularly the.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
Military or whomever is searching.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Yeah, which could be a positive, but it's it's so
down there and that Yeah, the communication they can they
can't talk on radio, like like I said, they can
only text message. There are four possible causes for a
communication breakdown like this loss of power, a short circuit
that costs fire. Any amount of flooding obviously would be
disastrous because you're it's not it's flooding, but that's also air.

(01:30:00):
I mean, that's that's basically what's out there, and it
comes in you can't breathe it, or you get caught
up in the debris. The best case scenario would be
that you're at or near the surface and you just
can't ping anyone.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
Now, they're very expensive to do this. Twenty and fifty
thousand dollars a pop. Oh that's wow, that's really hot.

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
It's a little different than a helicopter tour, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
It's a little it'd be like a trip to Mars.
It'd be like if you want to do the helicopter tour,
but you wanted to wear a jetpack.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Because of that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
But all that being said, like we're really freaking root
and that they find these people, I don't think this
has ever happened to this level. And thirteen thousand feet
that is so far down. That is so far down,
and there is no update right like I pulled this
story like two hours ago. Okay, well, thinking about it

(01:30:49):
in praying for them. Imagine if you're them.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
That's what I think about that you're just trying. You're
just sitting there. Oh you're not.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
I mean they could not even be alive anymore. But yeah,
you're just sitting there and you're like you hung up
on a piece of a breed. The guy's like, well,
and then those guys have to tell you at some
point by talking to his buddies like Okay, don't I
think we can get out of this. It's like we
have to tell them. But they can't talk with people.
They can just receive text messages basically. And I think

(01:31:17):
they said it's a video game control.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
I think it's an Xbox controller that controls that boat,
which you would think for twenty fifty thousand bucks of pop,
you have something better than Xbox controller controlling the boat.

Speaker 6 (01:31:27):
Well, I didn't even think it was possible to go
down there. That's why they just sent like things down
there to take pictures. Maybe it's possible if you pay
that kind of money. I mean, think about that, it's
two and fifty thousand bucks of pop. You're looking at
a million dollars. Over a million dollars is people paid
to go down.

Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
All in Oh something I didn't see.

Speaker 7 (01:31:43):
Has titan that's the name of it, right gone down
before taking other people successfully?

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Okay, yeah, like it's a company.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
I don't know. I just didn't know if this was like, I.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
Don't think it's the first time. Okay, So that was
one of the big news stories this morning. Can I
also say something I learned about this. I didn't realize
the Titanic sink right by Canada. I know it did.
It didn't well, Newfoundland. I'm won the map, it looks
like it's close to Canada. I'm like, oh, who knew.

Speaker 2 (01:32:08):
I'd be interested to see exactly where in the water, Mike,
can you pull up a map before the Titanic sank, because.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
It's closer to the US.

Speaker 6 (01:32:13):
But I mean, it's still in the middle northern East coast, right,
it's even north of like New York.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
So maybe that's just where the company came from. But yeah,
I'm just saying I didn't realize it was that close
to I thought it was just out way out in
the middle of the ocean. Like, I had no idea
they were close to any land. So the Titanic sank,
it was go, oh wow, you know what I'm telling
you it's up there, but it was on the way

(01:32:38):
to New York, right, Mike.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
And it's kind of in the middle of a bunch
of the ocean. It kind of is in the middle
of the ocean out there, definitely closer to New York,
Upper East Coast Canada. But if I were going to
try to get to it, I think I will leave
Canada to get to it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
It's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Well, that had bad news and hopefully we get to
report some good news tomorrow or maybe you see it later.

Speaker 6 (01:33:01):
Up to day.

Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
This story comes us from Chicago, Illinois. A man from
Minnesota said, Man, I think I'm gonna go rob a
couple bankcase. I'm gonna drive over to Chicago and do it.
So he drives over, robs a bank, gets away with it.
Next week, drives back, robs a bank, gets away with it.
Only problem is he left the cash in his car,
left the keys in the car. When he got back
to Minnesota, someone stole the car. Someone stole the cash,

(01:33:25):
and they were.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
Did he did he did he call and report it?

Speaker 6 (01:33:28):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:33:28):
No, he got tracked down because they got his license
plate from when he robbed the banks, and when he
got arrested. He was like, man, I don't have the
money because someone stole my car and I left the
money in the car.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
So when they caught him, they then learned he lost. Yes,
he lost. That's like double bonehead. The robber got robbed. Yeah,
and then had to admit it.

Speaker 6 (01:33:45):
That's crazy because mostly if you get robbed, you just go, well,
chalk it up to bad luck.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
But I can't tell anybody. But he had to tell somebody.
That sucks. You know, it's weird. Back in the day,
not even back in the day of the seventies, before
we were all well but seventy nine. Yeah, you were
the only one one in the seventies here, but you
could go commit crimes in other states and that shop
is baby. You go back to your real state, free
as a bird because those people didn't talk to you

(01:34:13):
any community. There was no internet. What like Ted Bundy
was out killing doing bad stuff. She drive back to
his normal state, live life, and there wasn't license plate
readers back then. Right, Oh no, no, can man, that's
what I remember. Really, yeah, he talking about that man.
That's crazy, dude. Great everything was black and white when
you guess came to the New World what was it like?
All right, Lunchbox, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of
the day, Lunchbox. What's your beef with Scuba Steeve?

Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
I mean, you want to talk about poser of all posers.
He's all about Orlando Magic. I love the Orlando Magic
back and Shack and all that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
And then the Denver Nuggets win the NBA Championship and
I see Scuba in Denver Nuggets jersey. I don't know
Scuba was loyl than the Nuggets. I never heard him
talk about Denver. I never heard him talk about the Nuggets.

Speaker 5 (01:34:55):
All of a sudden, he facetimes me for something about work,
about some client thing, and he's wearing a Denver jersey,
and I'm like, dude, that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Is a felony sports offense. Skuba. I don't think it is,
because if you hear my side of the story, so
I we're good, I'm not hearing it. All right, thanks much, walking,
go ahead, go aheah, go ahead. So my whole thing is, yes,
I was wearing it that day after.

Speaker 8 (01:35:13):
That was day after, but it was a vintage Denver
Nuggets to kenbe Matumbo from the eighties. So not only
I am a fan of Jorlanta Magic, but I'm a
fan of the eighties nineties basketball, so I've got a
bunch of old jerseys.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
I can agree because I have old shirts that were
from like the nineteen eighty nine NBA Finals, and it's
like Magic Johnson versus. And I'll wear those. I'm not
a Lakers fan. If it's vintage, I think it does
give you a little space to not pose.

Speaker 5 (01:35:40):
What about it being the day after the championship he
was wearing around, So I did it on purpose.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
I know people would think he's a Denver Nuggets name.
I didn't know that. I did it because it was
support of the team.

Speaker 8 (01:35:49):
I think it's really cool to see a team win
something for the first time, like my team has never
done it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
Plus I paired with some Adidas to come in with
Tumbo's shoes. Oh so it was pretty fly. Yeah, we
didn't notice that second. I'm okay with it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
At first, I was not okay with it. We're gonna
put him in sports jail. But I think because it
was it was a vantage or fake vintage.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
No, it was real. It was like that Mitchell and Ness,
So it's kind of fake vintage.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Then no, yeah, it wasn't like actually from the fake vintage.
So you're gonna serve a little time. You're gonna do
a community service.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Okay, that's fair. You're gonna do go clean up the streets,
that kind of community service. So hard time.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
That's all right, Okay, thank you lunchbox. Yeah you did
need to talk about that today. Okay, let's go over
now and do the good news countdown.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
It's the good news countdown.

Speaker 5 (01:36:32):
Count him down, the biggest good news story so across
the last let's gone.

Speaker 1 (01:36:39):
Thirteen years ago, a waitress in southern California named Carrie
had the idea to save all of her dimes from work.
The goal was to use and pay for a graduation
trip for her daughter to go to Hawaii. Well, thirteen
years later, her daughter's graduated. She cashed in her dimes,
which was almost six thousand dollars in dimes. Wow, which
was enough for her and her daughter both to go
to a who for seven days. They'll leave next month.

(01:37:02):
It'll be their first trip to Hawaii. That's pretty cool.
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
A ups driver from Phoenix is being celebrated for retiring
after fifty years on the job. Here is Mark Wolston
talking about how much he loves a job and what
he plans on doing during his retirement.

Speaker 18 (01:37:17):
Thank Heavens, I stuck with it, and a few weeks
later I fell in love with the job and I've
been doing it ever since. You have to physically have
a lot of stamina. You've got to be strong. It's
almost like an athlete that I'm definitely going to play
some golf and pickleball. It's taken me at least four
weeks to wrap my mind around the whole idea of retiring,
but I am really looking forward to spending more time

(01:37:38):
with my wife and my three daughters and my four grandchildren.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
Good job, buddy, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
Number one, an eighty two year old crossing guard in
Delaware named Dolores is also retiring after fifty one years
of being the crossing guard, and she's celebrating her retirement
by crossing an item off of her bucket list. She
is eighty two. Let's say it again. Eight then too,
she's eighty two, and she's getting a nose piercing here.
She is talking about why she retired, Well.

Speaker 15 (01:38:05):
It's been a pleasure being here fifty one years. My
husband retired from General Motors. I just decided that it
was time for me to leave.

Speaker 2 (01:38:16):
Now she should go full bowl in her nose right
in the middle. Yeah, what's that called of what septum piercing?
If you're gonna do it, Dolores, go hard eighty two?
Just a number, heck clipping around twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
Oh yeah, that's it. Congratulations, that's pretty cool. That is
the good news countdown. That what the good news countdown. Okay,
we announced all the shows on my comedically Inspirational tour.
You can go hear that we did that in the
news today.

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
We'll do a presell tomorrow, so won't tell you much
about that unless you're in the B team.

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
Thank you everybody, and goodbye, see tomorrow.

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