Bobby and his wife Caitlin had a funeral yesterday, and he experienced a new kind of sadness that he's never felt before. Hear the important message he offered on the show today. Plus, Amy saw something interesting for sale on Facebook marketplace that she wants the show to buy, find out what it is! Then, we list the top embarrassing things we've been told about ourselves!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The transmitting Welcome to Tuesday show more in the studio. Morning.
All right, here we go a little something from each
of your lives. Eddie, good morning to you. What's going
on with you? Good morning? So bones, you're really big
on the whole. Don't snooze. Just get up right well,
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because you're gonna have to get up anyway, And why
not set your alarm to the absolute latest point where
you can actually get good, pure sleep the whole time.
I think you're actually robbing yourself of good sleep by
tricking your mind into going I'm getting extra sleep, which
you're not. So just sleep to the absolute latest point
and then get your butt out of bed. That's your case,
and I've tried case. That is your case, and I've
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tried it and it just doesn't work. I do like
hitting snooze, But now my wife is on your side
of the story, probably because you have to wake up
early and wakes her up. I do, And since the
new year came around, I'm like, Hey, I'm gonna try
to wake up an hour and a half before I
normally do, just so I can like warm up the void.
But why would you do that? And half? Yeah, I
want to like you know, maybe go walk outside for
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a little bit like it in theory, but go ahead.
And but what I'm doing is sitting the alarm clock
an hour and a half four I normally do hit
snooze for about an hour and a half. She's hating
life right now, and now she's like, just stop it.
I'm gonna sleep in another bedroom if you keep hitting snooze.
Just think about it like this, do you want the
most best sleep you can possibly get? I do so
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instead of snoozing an extra fifteen twenty minutes, because there's
a point to where you just have to wake up.
You can't. There is the absolute minute where I'm like,
I have to get up at this. So let's just
say it's four am. Yeah, you have to get up
by four am. Why would you set you're alarmed to
three thirty and they have thirty minutes of bad sleep
snoozing up and on, up and on, because all you're
doing is convincing the less intelligent part of you that
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that's extra. It's not. Yeah, there is another person at
three in the morning. It's not me, and they make
that decision. It is. This is where it's not me
that people will feel better if you set you're alarmed
to the asolute laid point and then just get up
because you're getting the most best sleep. Okay, I'm gonna
try it, try it. I am amy used to snooze
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time actually listening y'all talk about this, Bobby. You know
how sometimes you describe taking a sip of coke. Yeah,
Like right now, I'm picturing being able to snooze just
one and I'm like, oh, I know, it's amazing, like
it would be awesome, but I'm telling you it's better
on this side. And now I haven't. I haven't been
snoozing for a couple few years now, and it's great.
The only time the snooze works is if you get
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to snooze past your absolute latest point, because that's a
little bit of extra's not otherwise. That's not a real snooze.
That's just you waken yourself up earlier than you have to. Yeah,
you just gotta do it. You just gotta do it. Okay, man,
thank you, Eddie, all right to muncho uch box. Okay. Artists,
when they get a number one song, they have these
number one parties where we always get invited and they're
always the same lame thing. Come have a drink and pizza,
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drinks and burgers. Jelly Roll, who's sing son of a sinner.
I wouldn't have got it from his version of it.
What it sounded like? What nothing I've ever heard? Yeah,
your melody go ahead. So anyway, he sent out an
invite to his number one party, and you can get
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tattoos at the number one party, says tattoos by Kobe Hunter.
So Kobe Hunter is gonna be there giving away tattoos
at the number one party. Anything you want. I guess
it's just something that you're interested in doing. I was
just like, that is the absolute coolest thing. So I thought,
who wants to get a tattoo with jelly Roll? Well,
so never trust Launchboxer, depend on him, because this has
already happened like a week ago. Oh yeah, this is
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a dumbbo all that happened. Yes, but that was like
last week. Oh I missed it then, yeah, you didn't
miss And also you don't have any tattoos, and nor
do you want a tattoos? How could you do? Like
free burger? So I don't understand why that one's bad
and this one's cool. I just thought that was cool
because they're all the same over and over again, but
this one actually had something different that It's like, man,
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I'd go just to watch people get tattoo. Who you
want to watch people so boring? Is that your thing?
That's weird? I mean just random were getting a tattoo?
It up number one party, like, oh you know, I'm here,
might as well get one. I mean that's different. It's different.
It's different, but a couple of things you said were weird,
we're also different. Okay. So I was on Facebook Marketplace
and I saw a mausoleum for sale. It's like where
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you put dead bodies, basically the big ones. This one,
in particular is a walk in one that holds six people.
It includes caskets. I think it can actually fit more
than six. That's just like when you walk in, it
says something like it comes with sixteen casketed in ground
burials and it's right here in town. So I was
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thinking we could all the Bobby bone Choke could buy this,
and there why I don't want you guys stop that.
I've barely been able to do this for twenty years.
And whoever buys that, I need to look at their
starch history on their computer. It also comes with two benches.
I mean, if you really want one, I get it.
You want to put who watch one families? Yeah, and
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if you want to put it in a literal graveyard,
like you take it because they have to buy it.
You have to buy those anyway, and they get brought in.
So maybe they're buying one to put their cemetery. Well,
I think someone must have inherited this. Maybe someone else
in the family bought this, and I guess they don't
want it for whatever reason, and now they're selling it
on Facebook market forty five thousand dollars. I thought should
have two and forty five bucks. Yeah. Two. Wow, that's
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a house because it's a lot of you know how
much it is to bury people. It's a lot or
cream a even sounds like they have in a nice
place that if you do come alive, you're like, well,
at least have shelter. I'm in a nice home. Okay,
I'll go there. It's a select group of folks have
been saying, hey, why do I keep fat shaming my bulldog?
First of all, animals don't know what shame is. He
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also doesn't listen to the show. He also doesn't know
what this show eight. He doesn't know anything. There's no
sense of ethics within an animal. By the way, ethics
really bad idea in general, because without ethics, there would
be no bad because ethics were made to show what
was bad versus what was good. But if you didn't
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know what bad was, there would be anyway. That's the
whole thing. Animals don't have any ethics at all. My
point is I'm not fat shaming a dog. He doesn't
know what shame is. And it's funny, and he is
a fat bulldog. And so I listen out all these
funny names about him. For example, the new one I
came up with is fatsy clin. Yes, I like that one.
So I was having to talk with him yesterday. Listen
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Garth Brooks, Well, that's a good one. That was atting dirty,
you know what I was talking about. So I feel good.
It's a funny bit. I'm not fat shaming anybody. It's
a fat bull He is a fat bulldog, that's it.
And he doesn't care. So there's a lot of stuff
I say that people say it's contempart, this is not it,
this is not it. So that's all I'm not even addressing.
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I'm not humoring this anymore. This is the one that
gets you canceled. Imagine on TMZ he called him fatsy
clin America erupted. That's all said he went to the
Church of Latter day Saints. They protest me because I
say he's from the Church of Fatterday Saints. Okay, that's all.
(07:12):
Glad you guys are here. Time for the mail bag something. Hello,
Bobby Bones. I'm in eighth grade. I would like your
advice because I am the captain of the quiz Bowl
team at my school. We're going to state this weekend.
I'm a girl captain on a team mostly boys. I
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would love some advice on how to be successful. Our
school hasn't won at state in a long time, and
I would love to inspire more girls to do quiz
Bowl by winning. What advice do you have on being
a good leader? Thanks, signed, questioning quiz Bowl. Well, if
you want to win this thing, I have some advice
for you. First of all, and this is advice for
any high pressure situation, because you're going to be nervous.
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You get nervous when things are worthy. Now it could
be worthy, happy, it could be worthy, sad. And when
I was a mentor all four years on American Idol.
That was a question people would ask me the most.
They go, how do I not be nervous? I'm like,
no, No No, you have to look at nervousness as a gift,
because it's rare in life that you get to be
nervous about something awesome. A lot of times we're nervous.
It's nervous about Oh no, doctor results, oh no, job,
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Oh no, how are we going to get through the
bills this month? Like that's nervousness that you have, and
it sucks, but you figure out what to get through it.
If you have nervousness for something that is good, you
have to look at that as a gift that's being
delivered to you and appreciate it as much and don't
treat it the same way as bad nerves. So it's like,
all right, I'm be nervous for sure, but when they
get here, godly, how lucky am I that I get
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to be nervous for something good. That's the first thing
you have to do. So it's probably gona be nervous
number two if you can keep your heart rate down
a bit, because that's what a lot of nerves do
is a elevate the heart rate. Think about when you're
your best, your funniest, or your smartest, you run the fastest.
It's when you're normal and there's no pressure on you.
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It's when you're just hanging out. It's really needs the funniest,
and so you're just trying to get as close to
that as possible. When then a heart rate gets up,
you're like, oh god, oh gotta get you tighten up.
Choking is when you perform lesser because the pressure is on.
Choking is not performing bad if you just always perform bad,
and that should be a normal, but choking is you
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actually are way worse when the pressure is on. But
that's because your body takes over with all the heart rate. Although,
oh my god, all the bad thoughts, I would visualize
a good things happening, and some of that visualations stuff
is WHOI. I'll be honest with you. But if you're
gonna have to visualize something, you might as well visualize
something good. That's how I see. It's almost like superstition.
I don't believe in superstitions, but you just in case,
just the cause I don't want to mess with it.
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In case it so I visualize good things. And I
don't think me visualizing good things that is gonna make
it happen. But I do think there's possibility if I
am well, this is gonna suck, it's gonna suck because
I'm gonna will myself into it. So you're visualizing good things.
As far as being a leader with your team, remain positive,
be encouraging. If you go down a couple of questions,
hey we got this guy's hey, focus up. It's it's
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positive talking to them, it's talking in between. It's making
sure that people know that you're not asking them to
do anything that you wouldn't do. Just set a good
example and go win the thing, and success breeds more
like people wanting to do it as well. I saw
Tom Brady win the Super Bowls and I thought, well,
if that really good looking guy, I can do it. Well,
I'm also a really good looking athletic guy. I might
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as well go. I didn't, but I think he got it.
But that's what you do. And don't be upset, don't
be scared, don't be don't feel like your nerves are
a bad thing, because they're awesome. You're lucky. Eighth grade.
That's awesome. I was captain in seventh grade of the
twelfth grade team. Not to flex too hard, but that
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is what it is. I'm like, that's like her, she's awesome,
so go have it. The only time I got kicked
out of a game, I did get kicked out of
a game once. You argued no, but the question was,
what is the national holiday for trees? Armor Day? Yeah?
It is right, but I and I always buzzed in
so quick. I would buzz in not even knowing what
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the question was yet, what's a national halliday for Boom?
I would just buzz in because I felt like I
could get there. And so today, what's a national holiday
for and ron Wi? She was about to say trees.
I hit the button so she still got trees out.
I didn't know the answer, and my whole team's up there.
We were it's like semifinals, and I said, I don't know,
but I bet it's tremendous. That's good. I got jerked
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out of the game. I was a captain. And she
was like, you can't be in seventh grade and do
stupid stuff like that. You can't make jokes. It was no,
not then so funny though not really, but I remember
that that was my style. I buzzed in all the
time I was. I was. That was the only thing
that I was like celebrated at because I got beat
up a lot. You know, life is tough as a kid.
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But when I was in quiz bowl or like a
learning or geography b I was like the kid that
It was like when a good athlete is playing, like,
oh wow, there he is. It's a really good running back.
People are like, there he is. Quiz ball cap Dang,
it's all it's only like two days a year, but
it's awesome. Man, good luck. I hope you kill it.
Let me know how ghosts. Thank you very much. Close
to mail back, We've got your and I was about
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to close Bobby's mail back year. It's a Bobby Bones Show. Interviews.
In case you didn't know Nate Smith. He is a
former worship leader, a lifelong music lover, and he's from Paradise, California.
Big Garth, Tom Petty Fleetwood, mac fan Drove, an uber,
worked in the medical industry. Got a really big song
(12:45):
right now, I'll call whiskey on you. Here's a clip
serious on Instagram at Ate Smith and here he is
now Nate Smith, everybody on the Bobby Bones Show. Now
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meet Smith. Hey, Nate here you are, buddy, You're going
for number one? I mean, can you believe it? What up? Bobby?
I can't believe it. It's it's a weird thing because
I'm sure, like this was your goal and you knew
you could do it, But now that it's actually happened
and you have a song again that's battling for number
one on the chart, it's got to feel a little surreal.
What do you think about that? True or false? Definitely true?
(13:27):
Definitely true. What's what's been different in your life over
the past five or six weeks since this song has
really started to take off. I just think this has
been a lot of excitement with my family and my
friends and everybody's. Everybody's watching the chart man, So it's
it's it's good to know that I got everybody around
me rooting me on. So I think Nate's turned into
a bigger story you've been in the past five or
six week. And I'll tell you why. I texted him
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and I didn't get a text back. Oh oh yeah,
indicator right there. Well, actually I texted to a fake
album cover because our last interview. We talked about being
in a nurseless and I said more poop than you
can imagine. And You're like, that's that's the name of
my album. So I did a picture with the album
title on it. I sent it se and you hearted it,
and I'm like, he hates me? Are you sure you
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sing that to me? We both have the wrong number.
We're both texting somebody that's not each other. At this point,
I did, I did? I need to go Look what
hour did you text it to me? Though? Because if
I was doing the radio show, Oh there's yeah, I
was still working. Okay, I'll go back and check. But
I did have a new You have my new number, right,
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we got to do that. No, I think you do that.
I think that's the only number you have. Okay, have
you changed your number? I did? I did change right number. Okay,
that's the issue. I'm texting whoever's got Nate's old number. Well, also,
he thinks you hate him because you just hearted it.
But you should explain to him that, Well, the heart's
the biggest sign of Oh yeah, it's like as much
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phone affection as you could possibly get. I don't throw
the herd around. I throw the thumbs up around the
hard I don't throw around. That's good to note because
I think I always extra heart like our little thing
if someone gets to kind of go I received the message.
I appreciate what you said, and it's probably over the top. Yeah,
the heart is not I received the message thumbs up
as I receive it, and I okay, I see it
and I got it, and I somewhat agree. The heart
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is all make sweet loved you in your album cover. Oh,
the thumbs up is kind of like rude, though, isn't it? Like? Yeah, man,
it's kind of like passive aggressive. See, I don't think
it is, do you. Oh well, I have felt that
way in the past, but I think because you've explained
to me, it's just an effective way of communicating. It's
very clear that you're responding to that specific text with
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I got it, and I'm giving a satisfaction on the
thumbs up or I see what you said, miss me
acknowledging it, and I will follow through with what you've said.
The heart is You're sexy. Okay. Look, Nate Smith is
on with us. He's got this song Whiskey on you. Hey,
do you have a cool story about when you wrote
this song, like where did you ride it? Were you
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in like a one of these generic rooms where you're
just meeting with other good riders. I don't know what
what's the deal here? The short version is me and
my ex from broke up. Obviously, uh, like she's an
ex now because we broke up. But um, we broke up.
And then two days later I had a writer's retreat
um at Jim Katino's place, his lake house, and uh
ended up writing it out there, and um, we did
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the whole demo that day. I sang the vocal at
the at the kitchen table on a on a like
a cheap mic, and then we went to Nashville and
we we uh, we ended up recording everything over at
Blackbird and stuff, and it just didn't feel the same.
So we ended up just mixing the demo and that's
what's out. That's that's the vocal we're hearing. That's the
music you're hearing. It's just the demo. Did you write
a lot of good songs that writers are treated Did
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you think a lot of them were good and be
honest here, or did you think this one was like
super special and so you fought for it yeah, No,
I definitely like because we had two We had two
rooms going at one time, so I was trying to
juggle between the two rooms. But I felt like this
was the one I needed to spend the most time on,
So I probably neglected the other right, uh and uh,
but I spent most of my time on this one.
So you gave the other right the thumbs up, and
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you gave this right the heart. That's what it's. You're
too good. You're too good at this. Yeah, that's what's
not going to happened. You have I just looked at
your TikTok. You have like one point four one point
five million followers. Do you are you able to monetize
your TikTok followers directly or are you just hoping they're
fans that will come to shows. I don't know how
to do all the monetizing. Um, you get a little
bit money from like the lives and stuff like that,
(17:18):
but I am hoping that that people pre saved songs
from there and then obviously come to shows. So his
name is Nate Smith. He was gonna come in live
and I was looking forward to it very much. So
but what happened, Well, what happened was I saw how
much you've been thumbs up and enough Harten, So I said,
let's hold the guy for a few weeks. But actually
he has a new album that's going to come out
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now in April, so we're gonna wait for his in
studio appearance in April. Why did the album get pushed
back a bit? Wait? So I'm in Bobby Bones purgatory.
You are, You're in the middle. Yeah, it got pushed
because it was like, we're gonna drop it in February
with not a whole lot going on. It was like,
this doesn't really make any sense, Like why do it
while I'm sitting on the couch in Nashville. Let's see
it while I'm out stage coach the Tomas threat to
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or like, lots of stuff happening so we can promote
it and push it. So I think it makes more
sense to do it with stuff happening than just laying there.
I mean, we have well, first of all, we're looking
forward to that you coming in here. We have a
guy in the show Lunchbox who loved to call nine one,
and we're talking about that yesterday. Well, how do you
feel about nine one one? Have you ever called nine one,
Has there ever been a real life emergency? Or are
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you scared to call like I am because you feel
like you'll end up in jail. So when I was
nine years old, I was with my brother. We were
at a dog training for one of our dogs, and
we used the pay phone there. There was actually that's
how long ago this was, and I convinced my brother
that it was Grandma at nine one one and to
make vivas and butt head jokes and stuff. So we're
like calling whoever's on the line of butt head and
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all this kind of stuff. And then we kept doing
it and then police officer showed up and it was
actually my dad because he was a cop, so he
showed up and he actually handcuffed us, put us against
the wall. We had to go in and say sorry
to all the dispatchers. And still to this day by
seeing him, my dad's old co workers they call me
nine one one boy. Oh my god. Yeah, you put
them in the penitentiary. They served six months in jail.
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Like your dad really went through with it. I like that.
That was a bad boy. It was a bad boy.
Nate Smith's congrats. I think the song is gonna do it.
It's a great song. Big fan of you. Even though
I don't have his new number. Apparently I've been texting
with some lady now who has Nate's old number. But congrats,
and we'll see you when the album comes out, and
anything else you want to say on you're on your
final trip here on the phone, Nate. Just just love
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you guys so much. They appreciate all the help and everything.
And I will text you my new number right now
so you can stop, you know, feeling neglected. Well, I'm
gonna give this interview a thumbs up. Oh, I give
it a thumbs up. Now you know what I get.
I give it a what are the other one? I
give it a haha? La Nah, I give it a haha.
All right, Nate, see you buddy. All right by there
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he is Nate Smith. It's time for the good news. By.
Four years ago, Gavin returned back to her home in
Oregon after a flight from Chicago. Her suitcase did not
make the trip, so she spent several months searching for
the suitcase. The airline it's like, we don't know where
(20:09):
it is, but we'll pay you for it. She's like, man,
you can't find it. Anywhere. Now, we're very sorry. Here's
some money. Well, somehow, some way, they located the suitcase
and they gave it back to April. Months later, the
suitcase had turned up at an airport in Houston after
arriving on a flight from Honduras. It thinks all around
the world. Wow, it was in Honduras, explained April the
(20:30):
video she posted on social media, and who knows where
else it went. The bag was slightly damaged and warned,
but everything else was in good shape. Nothing was stolen,
and there was some really important stuff in there that
she didn't want to be lost. And she got to
keep the money too. Hey that's a win win. And
what I want to do in this segment is let
you know you can put an air tag in your suitcase.
My wife and I went on a trip and I
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talked about on the show because they were like, hey,
you don't have to travel back and put take your
big bags and put them through customs or security, so
we'll mail them back for you. And we're like, wow,
talk about it at perk. These are crazy. Luckily, we
put air tags on our suitcases and our dogs. We
don't want to lose all the one of them, and
so we got home and there were no bags and
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there were no bags, and so we got on we
see what and they were just trapped in an airport.
We didn't get our bags for almost a month and
a half. And not only that, we had to go no,
the bag is right here, according to we had to
like argue with them because then they finally found our
bags and we got them back. One of the wheels
was broken, but we got paid too, and but we
got our stuff back because we could tell them exactly
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where it was with the air tag. Yeah, I bet
they're they're not used to that. And those air tags
you can take them out and put them a different things.
So as soon as I got back from the bags
and I put them, I got one of my keys,
I got one of my wallet. They're great for that.
But although it was a cool story in a way
for me to tell you guys, there and there aren't
there are other options to other than air tags, like
the little cards. They're like, yeah, tiles. You gotta gotta
keep track of your stuff that you aren't able to
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be with the whole time. You gotta put one maybe
surgically and planning your kid. I love that Yeah, there's
a lot of where they are always all right. That's
the good news. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good. There's a new episode of the
Bobby Cast up right now with Jake Owen. It's an
hour of us, you know again, super personal with him,
and he talks about why his name is Jake Owen
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because that's not his real name. His name's Josh Owen.
But when he moved to town there was already a
Josh Owen and he tried all these different names, but
just with people to see how they felt. And this
is that conversation right here. I'd never heard this story
told like this, but here's Jake Owen on the origin
of his stage name. I remember in that second apartment
that I ended up getting, there was a pool party
(22:37):
going on that day when I moved in. The guy
below me that I met, his name was Dave and
his wife Kathy I still talked to. They helped me
move in, and at the time, you gotta understand, like
I'd gone through my whole life know him as Josh.
That was my birth given name, Josh and Jared my
twin brother. But I didn't want to be Josh That
was another thing that kind of felt empowering in a
weird way. People often say they're like, oh, would you
move them down town? And then label made you change
(22:58):
your name, and I'm like, nah, man, I was Jake
like the day I moved to town. But in an instant,
Like in an instant, I changed it. I remember talking
to my mom on the way up, like, what am
I gonna go by? Like I can't go as Josh,
and I'll tell you why. Josh Turner at the time
was on the radio. There was a Josh Grayson, there
was another guy on the radio. It was great. And
then there was a guy named Josh Owen, which made
me solidified even more. I dropped the CD off under
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Josh Owen at BMI two weeks before I moved to Nashville.
I actually came up here to case the place, you know,
like can I live here? And then I went back
to Tallahassee two weeks later when I called my parents
and said I'm moving tomorrow. But while I was here,
I dropped a CD off at the time to BMI upfront,
Josh Owen whatever. When I got back I called him
on it. They're like yeah, they said you'd come by
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the day before and I'm like, definitely did not, and
they're like, no, we have your album here too, And
so I went back by there and the album that
they had was another guy named Josh Owen from Texas,
who I think was on Nashville Star maybe even so
there's already a Josh Owen. There was a Josh Turner
Josh Grayson. So I considered since my middle names Ryan,
there was a moment there I was gonna go by Jr.
Bobby j j Jr. Oh, and baby just call me JR.
(24:04):
Like my mom watched Dallas as a kid, So there
was that guy. JR. Jr. Sounds cowboy count kind of cool,
you know, consider Ryan, so I know. But so this
is the funny parts. When I meet Dave and Cathy
moving in that day to my apartment, He's like, hey, man,
I'm Dave and I'm like, I'm JR. Testing it out, dude.
And my mom had no idea she overheard me. I
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could see her like like look at me, like almost laughing.
I'm like, I'm in my mind, I'm looking at her like,
don't say anything, like I'm JR. Of this guy. He
knows no different so I'm down on the I'm down
at the pool or whatever. A few minutes later and
I'm meeting some people. He's entroing me too, that are
that are I've already lived in this place, and it's
kind of the whole like, hey, he's the new guy
I moved here. He plays music too, And and I
said to this one other guy, I'm like, I'm Jake Man,
(24:47):
what's up? And uh, I remember that's when my buddy
Day was like wait, I thought you said your name
was Jr. And I was like, well it is, but
I go by Jake. So like the Jake Ryan, it's
the Jared's I'm just gonna go by Jake. And it
was just easier and are going by Jake that day
the pool party. So this day, that's what everybody's called me.
And in a weird way, since I'm forty one now
and I was twenty two, thens like half of my
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life I was known as one thing and the other
half I've been known as this in a weird way way,
more people know me now as Jake than ever knew
me as Josh. I still don't mind when I go
home and some of my friends would call me Josh.
They do totally and they can't help it. But then
there's some people too that call me Josh just to
like kind of get at me because they know if
I call you Josh, then you know I know you before.
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And they really didn't really and they really didn't. All Right,
that's Jake going here. That full hour up on the
Bobby Cast. It's a podcast I do. It is an
hour long super in depth and personal with Jaco and
Slash JOSHO and Slash Jr. O and Slash whatever. It's
all there. Check it out. The only way Lunchbox can
go visit Todd Chrisley in prison in Florida is if
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Todd puts him on a list, and we've told Lunchbox,
if he puts you on the list, you can take
off from the show and drive down and go visit him.
Have you ever visited anyone in a prison? No, just
been visited in prison. You weren't in prison. You were
in jail and that was a bit we did on
the show and you were out in twenty four hours.
That ain't a big house. That's a small house. But
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they did say my name or the thing and go
to you know, visitation room. Too, and I walk in
there and it was just like on TV where there's
the window and that you pick up the phone you
talk to the other guy on the other side. As
a lawyer, it's like yeah. And I was like when
they called my name, I was like, dang, my dad's
here to see me. It wasn't your dad though, it
was the lawyer. I had no idea who it was.
I was like, how did my dad know to find me?
Lunchbox got one call out of prison for jail. Sorry,
(26:34):
now he commit. We did a bit whatever Lunchbox with
the jail and he got one call and he called me,
and so I had to call his parents and be like, hey,
Lunchbox in jail. It's a weird call. Man. So lunch
wants to go visit Todd chrisla and I think that's awesome.
And Todd was a guest host on our show. We
know Todd Chris Lay. We didn't know what he was
up to, but we know, so to go visit. He's
gotta be on a list. Tod's gonna put you on
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the list. The only way we can get a hold
of him is by writing a letter. You've written it.
How long is it's not that long. Okay. Here is
Lunchboxes letter to Todd Chrisley with the intention of getting
on a list to go visit him. Okay, here we go, Todd.
I hope you're doing well and settling in and getting
comfortable in your new digs. It's Lunchbox. You might remember
me playing with you in a charity softball game a
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few years ago. I was on your team then, and
I'm on your team now. A lot of innocent people
get wrongly convicted, and it's a shame that's happened to you.
The Todd I know doesn't deserve to be in prison.
Women commit fraud every day with their push up brass
spanks and all that makeup. But they're still out here
walking the streets. But they have you locked up for
the next twelve years. Seems crazy. If you ask me,
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I'm heading to Florida in a few weeks, so I
wanted to stop in and catch up on life. If
you could do me a solid, I need you to
add me to your visitor list so I can get
past the guards. Let me know if you need me
to bring anything, and keep your head up. We will
get through this together. I will always be the captain
of Team todd t Teamer Life, your bff Lunchbox. I Like,
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the only thing I think I would put in there
is I really want to come. I mean, you really
have to because he could think it was a joke.
He could think you're just kidding with him, like put
me on the list so I can get past the guards.
I would just say, I do want to come visit
you if that's cool, but I need to be on
the list, like seriously, seriously. But ps like yeahs And
as much as this seemed funny, it was, but I
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would love to come see you, So let me know
if you can put me on the list. Okay, there
just needs to be a serious line. Okay, man, that
was good, right, I know? Is it okay that he's
like lying about the whole being on your side kind
of thing? You know what, Eddie, I don't care. I
mean went a little hard on me because he's definitely not.
He actually did the research that convinced us of the opposite.
(28:44):
Because I was like, I don't know what do I
know about this case? Sometimes people in lunchbox, Well, actually
he did it, and here's how I think that. Yeah,
you read into it. It didn't seem like he did it. Okay,
but now you just contradict I know, but but for life,
deep deep for life. Man, send it off today, okay,
and then every week or so we'll just check in
(29:04):
and see if you get a letter back. What if
he writes back? Are there any rules? Can you send
it next day air to prison or do you have
to send it regular? Like? How is there a role
on the envelopes coming in? I don't know what kind
of packages they can get in prison, Like can I
send a care package? I could I send goldfish with it? No?
Probably you have to get and they're gonna look at
every letter that's sent obviously. Oh yeah, they check it
(29:26):
for drugs everything. But I wonder if you could just
send because we use stamps dot com, can we just
send it like ups, that's a good guy in the
brown truck drives up. That's Chrisley. You should call the
prison and ask them. I will, Yeah, yeah, I do.
That's cool. We'll check with you about a week or so.
We won't hear anything in a week, but we'll check
with you anyway. Okay, all right, nice job. You're Amy's
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Pile of stories. A poll found that the average adult
keeps twenty toys from their childhood, mostly to pass down
to their own kids and grandchildren, and it's three most
commonly kept toys are Barbie Dolls, Legos, and hot wheels. Well,
Barbie dolls, but you just bought their new Barbie dolls.
There Arkansas raids and back cheerleaders from like the nineties.
(30:11):
I don't have any toys, but I really didn't have
any toys as a kid, so I don't have any ed.
Do you have any toys you saved? No, I'm trying
to think, but I'd say, like maybe when we were
in college. My wife we were dating, and she kind
of got me into the hole, like get rid of
all your stuff, like you don't need all that. She
got you into it, she forced you to do. But
I was a rat whatever a pay yeah, and I
(30:32):
would keep everything, but she kind of turned me into
that mindset. Yeah. I have Madam Alexander dolls. My grandmother
bought them for me every Christmas and so I had
this collection. They're still somewhere, but that's all I have.
It's not a toy you just look at it. I
got every toy ever owned. Do you have anything I
have baseball cards. That's it. That's cool. That's cool for
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the reason of because I thought they were gonna be
worth a lot of money and I would be able
to sell them. I didn't think about passing them on
to my kids. But now that I have kids, like,
they can have them. But I have zero toys. Why
don't you get those a praise and see if they're
worth any money? I should. I still have some that
Like you buy the box like packs and you don't
open them because they're supposed to be worth a lot
of money later. So I have a bunch of those
(31:13):
in my closet in my parents' house, unopened, unopened. If
you bring those in unopened this week, just let me look.
I don't want to look at the cards. I just
want to see what the boxes are. Okay, I'll make
I'll make a bid day go in half with you.
You have to say yes, I'll just make a bid,
go in half on what on whatever he makes when
he sells them. Yeah, like, I will buy the rights
(31:36):
to half of the cards, and we may get way
less later we may get way more. But he can
also say no, yeah, I'll have to look at it.
I know I got football baseball. Bring, bring the boxes in.
I'll take a look and I'll go, okay, oh, so
you have a nineteen ninety nine box. Flear, I'll give
you ninety dollars like this, and then I owned and
(31:56):
then we'll get them a praise, and like we'll have
Mike track somebody down and get him a praise. I'll
do all that too. That's pretty cool. So it's pretty money, right,
I'm probably gonna lose more money that go all right,
go ahead. There's a doctor who hasn't showered in about
five years. That's crazy, and he's doing it because he says,
it's humans. We don't need to shower like we do.
We're killing that. I come. Every other doctor says the opposite,
(32:19):
and he's the one that does that. So we're like, oh,
maybe he's onto something. Well, we're showering off all the
back here that we're supposed to have, even the good
bacteria that ultimately eats the odors. So yeah, yeah, But
he says, you have to build it up, like you'll
stink it first, but then as time passes, No, then
you stop smelling yourself, but you still stink. He said,
(32:41):
you won't smell, you'll just smell like a person. No,
you'll just not smell yourself anymore. It's like if you
have cats or your house would smell like cigarettes back
in the day, you wouldn't smell it anymore because you
live there. But he walks around. Everybody's like, oh my god. No,
he's like And also for some reason, people don't stand
around you anymore. Yeah, we probably shower work too much.
If you're like me, yes, okay, I get it, but
(33:03):
I don't think you should not shower for five years. Culturally,
that and some cultures they fart at dinner to show
how good the meal is. Look really, Yeah, what culture
is that? Right? Loud to they have? All cultures are different. Wow,
this guy's culture I'm not part of. I don't like it.
I wonder how many patients he lost when this story give? Yeah?
(33:25):
What else? Okay? I got a personal question for you, Bobby.
If you're out at a bar and Arkansas loses, do
you have to go home or could you lead a
sing along? I've kind of done this, You've you've done
a sing along? No, but we played a show and
Arkansas lost and then we had to go out and perform,
So yeah, had to perform yeah, this is like just
my choice having fun at a bar lead a sing along. Okay, well,
(33:49):
because that's what Toby Keith did. He's a die hard
Oklahoma fan and he was out at a bar, an
OSU bar and let us sing along for should have
been a cowboy. It's Toby Keith. He's in a good spirit.
He's like beating cancer right now. I probably need to
(34:10):
sing along for anything if that were the case, because
some stuff is just bigger than games unless it starts,
and nothing's bigger. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's
time for the good news. A couple of weeks ago,
someone broke into the Make a Difference Dog Rescue in Detroit, Michigan.
(34:30):
It's like the fifth time in the last year people
have broken in. They stole four little pooches r r R.
So they put up flyers. They found the dogs, but
they're like, guys, this has to stop happening. And some
donors saw the news story. It's like we got to
help him out. Wrote him a check five hundred thousand
dollars so they can get better security and find a
(34:50):
new place where it's a little bit more secure and
well security secure. Yeah, that's why that's secure a cordy.
I'm looking here on Zillo for five hundred thousand bucks.
It looks like they got a ten in the back
corner of town. It's the market now, you know. You
know how we know this is not lunchbox. I do
because he would have put his name all over. It
would have been called lunchboxes dogress. That's funny, he would
(35:12):
have name it that absolutely hearing guys, I'm gonna tell
you what, I'll donate five hundred thousand change the name,
because that's why people give money to buildings, right, Like,
that's so cool to have your name on a building.
Now they pay for them. Some people, they know. It
just depends. So let's say you are heavily, um, you
work with the hospital that does a lot of work
for for kids. Okay, I know a family who this
(35:33):
hospital saved their kids life. So they fell indebted to
the doctors and the kids. I don't know them. Super cool,
I thought it. They're very rich. So what they did
is they updated like the entire wing structurally. They gave
a lot of money to it. So they just named
wing in the building after That's what I'm talking about.
But they didn't buy they didn't do that to get
their name on the building. Correct, But if you want
to buy the higher rise, you can pay to put
(35:55):
your You literally can buy a place. You can put
your name in your house, lunchbox. I'm saying, you can
be named John Hopkins University, right, like by donating a
lot of money. No, not, you have to start the
university basically, Well in there a hospital John Hopkins. Yeah,
but yes, to your point, there's gym. There's buildings at
college like a high school, like Jerry Jones at the
(36:16):
University of Arkansas, as that Jerry Jones Football complex. That's
what I'm talking He basically he paid for it, but
he's also an alumni there, and he didn't do it
just to get his name on it. Oh, I'd thought
you do it, just get your name on it. He's
passionate about the sport and keeping it even if it's small.
Buy something gets your name on it. You should call
your high school to see if they change the name
to you don't know, a chair, a chair in like
the music room or something. Yeah, I mean, I am
(36:38):
one of the most famous people to ever come out
of Anderson High School. So they could name a wing
after no call him and say you want to do
a locker a locker. You'll donate one hundred bucks if
they'll name a locker after you. And I'll tell you what.
If they will, I will give them the hundred bucks. Wow.
Will we go have a ceremony. I won't go back
for that, but we can digitally get we can go in.
So call them and see how much it would cost
(36:59):
for them to dedicate a locker to you. Okay, and
if it's one hundred bucks or so, I'll pay for
it and then you'll go back and be at the ceremony.
Be awesome. Maybe they put a plaque because I remember
where my locker was, one of my lockers. Well that's
what it'd be, a plaque or something kind of like, yeah, okay,
make the call. I'll call all right, thank you. That
is what this is about. Dogs, by the way, that
is what it's all about. That was tell me something
(37:20):
good about to get to Amy's morning corny. But first,
here's a corny from the voicemail that was sent to
us last night. My morning corny is why this is
strawberry can serve for the blue berry because he was
looking very blue? Is that a kid? Sounds like, Okay,
to make sure that's a really child like corny. I
liked it. That's Savannah from Louisville. Savannah, thank you for calling.
(37:43):
Now let's go over to Amy's Morning Corny Morning. Why
did the pie go to the dentist? Why did the
pie go to the dentist to get a filling? Okay,
that's a kid, Okay, making sure I knew that was coming.
That was the Morning Corny. This is a voicemail from
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Natalie in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I just wanted to say
I can't wait for the next raging idiots hit hanky
bangy come out. The hangy bangy, according to the Lunchbox,
is the thing that hangs out on your throat that ball.
Who told you that was the name of it? I
just wanted I've been calling Dad. Yeah, I guess I
called it to hangybangy. We call it that now too.
(38:28):
It's just the normal word. I like it. That's the Hangybangy.
We haven't thought about that as a song yet. It's
pretty funny. Here's Dan from Texas pitching up on the podcast.
And I heard y'all Bobby say that he can put
his tongue behind this hangy bangy. I've seen that before.
But is the reason why you can do that is
because you don't have the webbing under your tongue. Just wondering,
(38:48):
I think I do no, and I left up your tongue.
Your tongue, that's my tongue. Oh my god, you don't
have it? Yes, I do, go again, you know, Oh
my gosh, what do you don't have it? See, we
can't do that because we're attached with just folds back
like that's disgusting, that's weird. You didn't get that checked out, ladies,
(39:10):
you miss out. I got no living hanging with my
hanging hanging. I didn't know that was a thing. It
is now, Well, okay, call Guinness. It's right, all right.
Coming up in a second. Things that like food in
your teeth, if you want somebody to tell you. Amy
has a story about that. We'll get to that in
(39:30):
our mount rushmore. Things that are embarrassing when we don't
know they're happening. Next, all right, So what happened at
a restaurant? The server comes over and she has a
huge piece of lettuce in her front teeth in between
the front two or which you like, tell me which
like over one, the one right to the left of
(39:50):
the middle. It's there's no way to miss this. And
the thing is, she came to our table from another table,
so I know she had it in her teeth at
that table, and nobody said anything to her. So first
of all, what would you do? And then we're gonna
guess what Amy did? Okay, the server walks up, big fat,
green and white lunchbox, what would you do? Honestly, I
(40:14):
laughed to myself, and then I'd just look at her.
I wouldn't say a thing. It's not my responsibility to
take care of her teeth. I figured she's got co
workers for that. And then when she walks away, why
did you see that her teeth? And I laugh at her, Eddie,
how awkward would it be to have that conversation. I
just let it happen, and then like lunchbox, when she
leaves me like that was funny. Y'all. See that's great.
(40:35):
I think to myself, when I was a server, if
I would have wanted somebody to say it to me.
And I think it's one of those hard truths that
you're happy someone tells you because then you didn't go
to more tables and it's not like there are a
ton of mirrors while you're working, because it's not like
you go back in the kitchen and there are mirrors
everywhere and you see it and you're running back and
forth and there are other servers, but it's not like
(40:56):
you're standing around smiling at each other. Man. I think
I would have liked it if some would have been like, hey,
heads up, you got something in your teeth because you
didn't see if you just ate back, it'd have been hard.
And I don't know that I have the guts because
I don't think I would have said anything either, But
maybe I would have had this conversation on my head going,
you really wish somebody would have told you, because when
you tell something when it's always awkward when we're here,
(41:17):
this this too, Yeah, like, oh, you guys a lipstick
on your teeth? Yeah, I just let him go. I'll
think out would have let her go to I hate
to say that, because I wish somebody would have told me.
We're not good people though, Amy, Apparently, what did you do? Y'all? All?
Like the table that she was at before mine, because
I had to tell her I did not let her
walk around to another table with the spinach, And the
bottom line is I would want someone to tell me
(41:38):
because then I'm going to go to the bathroom or
somehow get in a mirror and I'm going to notice
it and I'm gonna be mortified. How did you tell her?
I just said, oh, hey, you have like a little
lettuce in your teeth. Let. I mean it looked like great.
I mean I don't know what it was. It's good
for you from your vegetable feel good? Yes, hey girl,
don't give her heads up? And then she was able
(41:59):
to even go take care of it before she went
and started serving other tables. What was her reaction though,
for you saying that gratitude? It was yeah, not embarrassment. No,
I mean I'm sure there's always that. I mean, anytimes
someone has to tell you, like y'all said some in
your mouth or flies down the words all the flies
down and sucks sometimes, especially if I've been out doing something,
I like, yo, your flies down, I'll do this. Yeah no,
(42:22):
and then once you leave, oh, god, like, yeah, embarrassing
things that people have to tell you. Can you think
of any others? Tall paper on your shoe? Yeah that's hey, bro,
you just walked all the way through the restaurant. There's
tall paper on. Hey, a bad one. Your tag still
on your shirt. Somebody on this show will go, hey,
new shirt. No why, I've had this thing forever? Oh yeah, yeah,
(42:45):
I got I've had it for like four months or so. Really,
Oh yeah, there's a tagging on. Yeah, that's a that's
a tough one. That's a tough one. So let's rank them.
Something in your teeth probably the worst. If it if
it's food, let's stick. I don't think it's that embarrassing,
but food, like I know about lipstick. Food on your
teeth or on your mouth is number one. Do we
(43:06):
rank toilet paper on your shoe? Number two? Oh that's
the worst. I think that's number two. Number two tag
on your shirt. You guys care because that only care.
You don't care because that happens to me all the time. Yeah.
Mostly though, I'm like not wanting to say I have
something new. That's when you just say, i's gonna take
it back. No, I don't say that. That's number three?
Was there another one you had said? Was that it?
(43:27):
I think that's it. We do fly down, fly up
above tage. Okay, so here's our mount rushmore of embarrassing
things that we're told that we didn't know what was
going on. One is teeth two it might be fly.
Fly is pretty bad man. Well he speaking of fly.
(43:50):
I just had a memory of one time that I
had to tell you your fly was down. And this
is years ago. You probably don't remember. Given the circumstances,
do you want me to tell you? Want you to
leave it all up? And I'd be like, I'm not
gonna sell you. Okay, So we were all in Arkansas
for your mom's funeral and you had to go. You
were speaking at the funeral, and we were all in
the little lobby area of the funeral home, and your
(44:13):
fly was down, and I had to tell you, and
I did it a good thing, I know. That's my example.
That was my moment of Bobby with a tag and
something in my teeth, random whole thing. No, but I
could not let you go up in front of everybody
with your fly down. If you guys have any of
these you want to add to it, go to our
Facebook page and added up there. We'll listen back for
(44:35):
you guys. So, okay, let's get this straight. One teeth two,
fly three, toilet paper four tag on your shirt. Now
that's the mount rushmore of embarrassing things that you have
to be told is happening to you when you don't
even know it. Yesterday Hardy was on and as Hardy
was on talking about his new album that's out, I
brought up a TEXTI it sent me months prior where
(44:57):
he's his dude, I got the craziest ghost story. He's like,
you ain't gonna believe it, but it is for real.
So I asked him. And he collects Native American artifacts
and he believed his old place was haunted by Native
Americans because there's cabin because they're all in his house.
When I was moved into a studio. He think that
studios haunted crazy. Listen to the podcast at my house.
I've said it before, there's a ghost dog. It's for
some reason, haunting my house. And I know it's a
(45:19):
ghost dog because it was at the window. My dogs
were going absolutely apecrap. I pushed him in a room
real quick so they would chill out, and then I
went out to see that the dog was gone. There
was no chance. And then I looked at the cameras
that we have on our property. There was never a dog.
There was never a dog. It's and I've seen it
at least two or three times now. There's never been
a dog on the camera. There's a ghost dog in
(45:40):
my house. I don't know why, the ghost dog. I
don't even believe it, but it's there. Like I don't
believe it was there, but I know it was there.
Like I don't believe ghosts are just, but there's a
ghost dog at my property right now. Listen to this story.
Matthew and Lauren Kine were laying in bed looking through
security footage when they spotted a ghost walking their dog
wall In the figure. The video, the figure walks out
(46:02):
of an antique cabinet. The couple says that cabinet contains
the urns and ashes of dead relatives and pets. Okay, see,
this is why you don't keep the ashes, Matthew. That's
why you don't keep the ashes, because the ghost comes
out and walks. That's actually why you would so the
dog gets walked into the night. You don't have to
do it. I'm like asking for people's ashes. It's it's
like barrows. I'll walk my dogs. Matthew says he's skeptical
about the paranormal, but says, I can't explain it, but
(46:24):
it's there to see. But they got the footage and
it looks like a ghost is walking their dogs. Great,
it's crazy. Now, I don't believe this, but it's there.
So does some ghosts come out on the camera and
some don't like the ghost dog not on camera? This
ghost on camera. I don't think they're rules for ghosts. Okay,
does it look just like so the dog. I haven't
seen the video, but the dog is walked being walked.
He describes the figure as having a perfectly roundhead. It
(46:46):
leaves a trail of light behind it, and it's like,
I don't believe this kind of stuff, but I can't
explain it. That's how I feel. Their dog didn't bark
during the encounter, and so he said, well, the dog
must have been comfortable with them. So I had to
be a relative or family member or somebody, because the
dog usually bar around people that they don't know. Oh,
that's not crazy, that's crazy. That's crazy. It's crazy. Now
we talked about aliens and again paranormal and this was
(47:09):
a call that I got from my friend Charlemagne, who
works in New York. I saw on their show. He
does a show called The Breakfast Club that he says
he thinks aliens have visited him and his sleep and
he's had sleep paralysis and he has like dots on
his legs where he's been probed. And the thing about
him is that he is the one of the smartest
guys I know, period, just wildly bright. And when he
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says this, you're like, is he so smart that he knows?
Or maybe I give a little too much credit. I
don't know, but he's this guy is like heads and
shoulders above most other folks I know when it comes
to just general intelligence. I don't think he's just throwing
this stuff out there. So I said, hey, dude, we're
talking about it on the show, Well you tell me
what happened. And this is a voice memo that he
sent me back about his experience. I saw a flying
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sauce when I was in third grade. When I was
in third grade, I was playing outside of my grandmother's
yard and I turned around and literally hovering over the
trees was what you would consider a flying saucer, like
all this stuff you see in the movies. It was
jet black and it hubbed there for a while and
then it shot off. One time I woke up and
I had to sleep paralysis feeling, which we called a
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hag in the country. And when I looked up, that
thing from Signs, the alien from Signs. And this was
I think even before I saw Signs, had to be
before I saw Signs. The thing from Signs was standing
over me, and it was purple and black, and it
was breathing just like it was in Signs. And as
the sun started to come up, it just started to
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fade away. And I told my mother these stories for years,
wrote about him in my first book, Black Privilege, like
I have no reason to make any of this stuff up. Damn.
I just thought about it and realizing how crazy it
doesn't help, but it happened. The fact that he's got
spots on his cavzy exactly woke up on morning there
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were two dots on his calves, both legs, exact same spot.
That's crazy termites or who knows, zats fine, there's just
too much smoke for there to be no fire at all.
How about the fact that the description of the alien
looked just like the one in the movie, Like, how
about the fact that he thinks because I grew up
a hill billy like him. It happen to me. I'm
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gonna say, do you know what the hag is? I
have not. I don't know what that is. But where
we come from. If that happens, you just takes some
robe tests and then it goes away. So okay, there's
all that. I just wanted to share that with you, guys.
It's crazy and ghost dogs, ghost family members walking their dogs.
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Hardy listen to that yesterday, Charlemagne, All this is crazy.
It's a lot of smoke for there'd be no fire
at all. Like something of all those stories has to
be kind of true. Maybe not all of them, but something. Okay,
that's all a special edition of the news here. These
are all stories. But all these stories, in one way
or another relate to us. Oh okay, interesting somehow. So
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it's all things that are currently happening. But let's fin
mind the tie in once I finished the story. Bobbies
Stories from upi dot Com. A class ring that went
missing decades ago has been returned to its original owner.
The Texas woman who owned the ring thought she had
misplaced it, but it was actually stolen and admitted as
evidence in a nineteen eighty six drug trial. But she
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got the ring back. It's a graduating class from nineteen
fifty six at Dupo High School in Illinois. She always
just looked, thought it was gone, and here she goes
she gets it back. So pretty cool to get that
back after all these years. It's a sentimental thing. And
how does this relate to using well or was it stolen? Yeah?
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We do, yes, and this is from nineteen fifty six. Amy,
So you have time, Yeah, I know, but I would
rather get it now. My class ring is from two
thousand and three Texas A and M has Amy on
the inside engraved. It's gold with the tiny diamonds. Thank you.
And so what's the reward you're offering? Are we doing her? Oh?
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I'd And how much of this am I we're offering?
I think it was? And that's some bull crowd. Okay, Well,
there's a five hundred and fifty dollars reward for this
ring if you can find Amy's Texas A and M
class rings. She's talked to the cops in the town
where you lived in North Carolina. Was there a break in? Yes,
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at your house? Yes, that's gotta be worried. Yeah, you
gotta assume that diamond's gone too. So when you say
there's a little tiny diamond, you think they would pop
that diamond? Now, Oh, I don't know. Okay, tiny, you
know what six hundred bucks. Let's make a SA find
Amy's class ring from Texas A and m six hundred bucks.
So that's five fifty So stupid? Why do I do this? All? Right?
Next up in Texas, the mother of an Arlington High
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school student is being investigated after allegedly sneaking into the
school and watching her daughter get into a fight where
poorly the mom was able to blended them with the
rest of the students. She's like that walking in maybe
I don't know. She's squatter legs, it's shorterer walks right through,
and she had a backpack over tries to look young.
She gets in, and she did that just so she
could be with her daughter and watch her daughter beat
up another girl. Apparently, Oh my god. That's from mid
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Hudson News before first period when the fisticuffs began. The
story says the mom in question could be heard using
vulgar language to encourage he daughter to beat the other
girl up. Okay, well we all know who this is.
No Eddie would break up the fight this is you, Lunchbox,
because I feel as though you're the one that would
encourage your kid todd harder. Nope, it's actually Amy again.
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Her mom played to school with her, showed up at
her school one day because Amy continued to be late
to class, and all of a sudden, her mom was
there at school with her, going, I'm gonna walk you
to class. That's her right, Yeah, she tapped me on
the shoulder. She was definitely not trying to blend in. Unfortunately,
she definitely looked like my mom. And she tapped me
on the shoulder and said let's go. And I said where.
She's a math class. I said, okay, so I went.
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I was never late to math again. There you go.
Next up from up Rocks, Robert Pattinson has tried a
ton of if her fad diets, especially from movie roles,
but this one he did was a cleanse where ate
nothing but boiled potatoes for two weeks and it worked.
But he came away from it going, hey, don't obsess
over weight loss because it can be addictive and insidious
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and could be really terrible for your health. But for
his job, he needed to look a certain way. So
he went and ate nothing but boiled potatoes for two weeks.
Who does this relate to Eddie and Matthew McConaughey, right,
for how long did you do that? I did that
for a whole month because Matthew McConaughey he was trying
to lose weight for that uh Dallas Buyers Club movie,
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and he was just doing boiled eggs in the morning
and then fish, baked fish, and like a cup of
veggies every single day. And that's all he ate and
all the red wine you can drink. And I did
it for a whole month. I lost what thirty five
pounds forty pounds. And here's the thing too, Eddie at
this time was so dumb. Was in my wedding right
he was? He was my best man and all of
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if you're my best man or my grousman. I had
the suits cover they're really nice suits. You'd have to
pay for him, all like nice. But Eddie got his
fit to him when he was Dallas Buyers Club size.
So I'd lost all that weight and that a nice
tucks I got you can never wear it, but also
didn't wear it to the cmas man. I couldn't sit down.
Edie said he was gonna He said it was where
he was gonna rip. It was gonna pause. You need
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to have it let out and it's and it's not
just the tucks. It also can be one of a
very nice suit as well. It's very nice. But you
got it when you're a way too skinny. Yeah, I
might try to get back to that that way again. No,
that's no, that's okay. Okay from Unilad an NFL player
who quits football to sell Pokemon cards. Blake Martinez was
a linebacker with the Packers, the Giants, and the Raiders.
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After seven seasons in the NFL, he decided to hang
up his shoulder pads and go to selling Pokemon cards.
He said he started to collect him when he was six,
and he's gotten back into it and he can make
selling this a full time job. He just sold one
for six hundred and seventy two thousand dollars. Wow, that's
has a ton of Pokemon cards. You never got him appraise, though,
did you? I did? Oh, we did on the show,
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twenty five hundred dollars for all of them, for all
of them. Were you disappointed with that? No? That's pretty good.
That's worth keeping them all these years. Would you sell them? No,
in no way. No, I'll give into my kids someday.
That's fair. I mean, I don't think your kids want those. Well,
they'll want anything if it's worth money. Yeah, you're right.
I figured Pokemon's awesome too. I just never got into it.
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There are too many people I know that like it
or did or did love it as a kid that
I'm like, there must be something there. We did do
that app though, remember Pokemon where we would find like
a week um. One other story that is just specifically us.
I didn't want to bring up Eddie's youngest kid. I
just had a birthday and just because here on the show.
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Remember the day Eddie called me, I was like, Hey,
I'm not gonna be in today. I was like, what up, dude,
you sick? Yes? No, we just got a call to
go pick up a baby at the hospital and I
was like, what, Yeah, we're gonna foster this baby. And
it was a newborn baby. Newborn baby I'd been in
the hospital for two weeks and neither place to go
because it was ready to be discharged, and you got
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had been working to foster and your wife was like,
we want to foster, and you were like, I don't
know if this I just never thought that we would
be able to do that, because you know, I mean,
we have two kids already, and I didn't know if
I was able to do it. But my wife was like, yes,
we can, we can do it. And then I was like,
all right, let's give it a shot. We got certified
and bones it was a year certification to do this,
and this was the last month of certification. So I
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was literally saying like, well, I guess it's not in
the car, it's no child. No, they haven't called us
to foster anyone, so we're not gonna do it. But
then with that last month came the call they said
we had a baby. Come on So Eddie went and
got it. He took the baby home. How was it
the first couple of days crazy, just weird, just weird.
I mean, I hadn't been a we hadn't had a
baby in the house in five years. I remember taking
the car seat into the hospital and the base was
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on it and everything, and they're like, no, sir, the
base stays in the car and you bring the seas
like it's been five years. I don't remember this because
you have you have two kids at the time, and
you go to pick up the baby. What's it like
when you get that call that morning or that night.
Oh that was exciting because it's like, you get that
call and my wife had actually go to the hospital
in state twenty four hours with the baby before. Wow,
you can take it just so the baby can feel
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comfortable around her, not that you can just rip him
out of the hospital. So you get the baby and
we're gonna get to the inter which is got Eddie
doing with his birthday. But so you get the baby,
take it home, and then what happens? And then we
have a baby in the house and it's like, oh, crap,
we don't have diapers. I gotta go to the store
and get diapers. Oh, we need passifiers, we need baby bottles,
we need formula, we need all this stuff. And it
was really just okay, I gotta go pick up all
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that stuff. All this will close because they don't come
with any of that. They really come with a blanket.
And that's it. Here's the baby. Then you get another
call and how how I don't know how long from
getting the baby home to that next call. Yeah, that
was about I would say two weeks, that's all. Yeah,
two weeks. And then and they call and they say, hey,
so turns out that this baby has a brother and
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they found him and now he needs a place to go,
and so can you take him for a little bit.
It's gonna be temporary, but he's he's an older brother.
Can you take him? So did you and your wife
have a long conversation weighing it out or was it
an automatic yes? Wasn't about it? You know they got
convinced he yes, it was an automatic. No, Well, okay,
I guess we're gonna have to, you know, give the
baby back. In my wife's like, what are you talking about?
Because in my mind I had only really told her
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we can take one kid, like one kid for how long?
In your mind? Nine months? That's really kind of the
standard time that a foster kid would stay in a home.
So I was thinking nine months, one kid. So when
they said too, I'm like, no, no, no, that's not us,
Like I cannot, we cannot go from a family of
two kids to four kids and now six of us
in one house, Like it's not possible. But then my
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kids overheard us. They're like dad, No, we have to.
We have to take his brother. We have to. And
after like a I don't know, a day of just
arguing and trying to figure it out, I said, all right,
let's let's just it's temporary. Let's give it a shot.
So the other kid comes home. He comes and that
was rough because he's older. He's older, and he literally
was just pulled out of his home, his environment and
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brought into our home. And he doesn't know where he's at.
He doesn't know that his brother's there. He didn't even
know that he has a brother. That's true, because there's
a baby. He's a baby. So it's just ask confusion,
don't know what's going on. So that was tougher. But
again he didn't come with anything. I'm like, Bud, you
need a toothbrush, gosh, you need everything. Underwear, you need clothes.
It's what's weird is it's same thing we told lunchbox
all the time. But underwear, you can't just fart wherever
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you want. So smash cut to today or yesterday his birthday.
How old? Now he's four years old, So that was
four years ago. That's crazy, it's four years ago. It
seems like yesterday and also one hundred years ago at
the same time. Yeah, and you know, when you get
a baby, you don't don't know what you're gonna get.
He's not our DNA, he's not our like you know,
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he doesn't act like us. He's his own person that
we really didn't know what he's gonna be like bones.
He is the most amazing human being in the whole
wide world. He is the mayor of our neighborhood. He's
so social on his my wife said when he took
him to school the other morning on his birthday, he
had the windows rolled down, yelling at all the neighbors,
it's my birthday, it's my birthday. And it's just like
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and that's his personality. He's a big bulldozer. He's very physical.
He breaks things without it, he breaks it and then
immediately apologizes. Well, he runs into stuff. When him and Stanley,
my bulldog, meet in the middle, one of them ends
up crying because they hit each other hard. Yeah, and
it's like a lineman. They're tackling a running back and
at the end of them, one of them's gonna go like,
oh that hurt so But they're no longer your foster kids,
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No because we officially adopted them a little over a
year ago. So are there are are kids. There are boys,
and two boys that you were hesitant, not because of
who they were of is pre even the idea of it.
You're like, I don't know if this is for us? Now,
how do you feel about it? I love it, I mean,
and really I can't picture my life any other way.
I mean, it's it's just a beautiful thing. I see
that they have a chance at life now. I see
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that they literally just love their life. They're happy every day.
They're good at things. You know. One of them's really
good at sports. He never knew what sports was before
he came to our house. So that's just amazing. They're
in good schools, they're just taking care of and they're
loved mostly and I love loving them. So it's great.
That's awesome. Well, happy birthday. Yeah, the little guys, little guy.
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When the little guy, when he comes to our house,
we gotta like keep an eye on him. Yeah, lamps,
it's like bam, bam, he grabbed your bag. And Bobby's like, whoa, no, no,
no no, but he is awesome, is awesome, And Eddie's
only sixteen years away. From being rich because I imagine
I'll take care of you when he plays in the league. He's, yeah,
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I don't know what he's play. Story. I had a
funeral yesterday afternoon in Oklahoma and somebody really close to
my wife passed away. And so, you know, she said
it last night as we're a flying bag. She was like,
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and it's been real. It's been rough for her. It's
been a rough year for her. But she was like, man,
I'm so glad. There's only a few times in your
life you have to be this sad because people really
close to you, you know, passing away. And it is
on a couple of different levels, really weird and foreign
(01:02:09):
to me because I'm forty two now and I spent
most of my life I didn't meet Kaitlin until I
was like thirty eight or thirty nine. It was such
a I was the center of my universe because all
I cared about was trying to get ahead of my career,
because I never wanted to go back to how I
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grew up. And I think I was always running from
not having to be living in poverty again instead of
running towards something. And I have all these goals and
but with her. You know, she has such a strong
family and that is such a priority. Where it's not
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that family is a priority. I just didn't have a
lot around ever. And so it's it's like a whole
different planet when I go back. But it's like, and
I'm learning, and it's really amazing to see a family
that supports each other all the time, and it's a
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very very close, tight knit. They're always there if anything happens,
good or bad. It's like they're all there's a magnet
that sucks them all right back to Oklahoma. If they're
not there, they're back there. And if they're a town away,
they're there. And you know, it is it's like I'm
learning more now emotionally than I ever have when I was.
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You know, i'm eighteen through thirty five, because I think
I learned a lot. In other ways, I think I'm
a hundred years old in some ways. Some of the
crap I've been through, but some of the crap I
haven't been through. And you know, to also watch her
be extremely sad, it's again foreign to me to be
really sad because somebody else is sad, if that makes sense.
Where I get sad. My mom died just crippling. My
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grandma died who adopted me and was like my mom,
probably more than my mom was again crippling, but I
was just sad for me. But to be sad for
somebody like and watch her be really just distraught because
she loves somebody so much, That's a new thing for me.
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I don't think I've ever cried for anybody that was
crying until like yesterday, I at this funeral and I'm
just trying to be there for her and support her,
and I'm like, what's happening to me? It was, it
was weird. I was like, what's what? Why? What's in
my eye? But it really was me being sad for
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another person. And I think most people learn this emotional
education at like twenty two, twenty twenty five years old,
and I'm just now learning it now, and at times
it's difficult, eye opening, you know. I never really had
a Christmas Eve, Christmas morning what some people would consider
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traditional Christmas until the last couple of years. And at
her house they have traditions. They you know, they watch off,
they build and I'm like, what planet? What? What reality
show is this? And so to go back at a
really difficult time, for her. You know, I just have
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never it's all all that's new, and I come back
and I feel like, dang, I've I've grown a little
bit because I've never felt those things before. So it's weird,
you know. In this morning, I wake up and she
obviously had a rough night last night, and it's like,
I'm also grateful that she gets to be that sad
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about somebody. It may be a little bit jealous too,
because if somebody he dies and you are extremely distraught, sad,
upset because you love them and they meant so much
to you. Man, how lucky is it that you had
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somebody that you loved and that meant so much to
you and you don't want anybody to die ever, obviously,
But there's only a few people in your whole life
that really just kind of camp out in your gut,
in your heart and lived there, and there's real value
(01:06:34):
in that sadness. And then how lucky are you that
you get to be so sad not because of the sadness,
but because of everything that created that sadness, all the
great memories and all the love that came from Because
that's why you're sad. So yes, it sucks. I know,
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it sucks to have somebody super close to you pass
away is the worst, but it is a It gives
me a bit new perspective being sad for someone else
that's sad, because I can also take a half step
back and be a little jealous because and I don't
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think it maybe makes sense to her yet, but she
is very, very fortunate she got to be sad because
she loved someone that much. And that's a hard thing
to process right when it happens. Like I look back
at my grandmother who when my mom left for years
and would come back and would leave even come back,
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and I think my mom loved me. But when you
get pregnant of fifteen and you're an addict, I think
it's it's definitely you're starting from a disadvantage in life.
But my grandmother was consistent and constant, not always the
same thing, but she was that for me, the only
version of that that I had, and I struggled with
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it for a long time after she died, and I
think I've said, like, one of my biggest regrets is
when I was in college and after that not going
back and spending more time with her because she had
a stroke and then there was a time after a
stroke where she didn't remember a whole bunch and then
she passed away, and it was really terrible, and I'm
just upset and sad and angry for years and on
and on feel sorry for myself. But then the farther
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you get away from it. Even now, there are times
where I just go, Man, how lucky was I? And
sometimes I'm like, you know, it's pretty unlucky how I
grew up. But no, I was so lucky that I
had her, And it took me a while to realize that.
It took me a while that I realized, Man, I
was so sad because I knew what I what I lost,
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because I was so lucky to have what I had,
And so spending that time with her yesterday was a
new emotion for me. And the longer that I stay married,
which I've been married a year in July Augus, I've
tim Brock to a year and a half. Basically, I
keep learning all these things, and I think a normal
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person with normal emotional intelligence learned a long time ago.
But I just come back on, wow, like you guys
are messed up, all your normal folks, So you know
it's it was a tough day yesterday for sure, and
it's a tough day for a lot of people today,
and it'll be a tough day for a lot of
people tomorrow. But what I just want to say to
everybody who is going through this, because will either go
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through it or somebody will go through it for us.
That is inevitable. We will go through it with somebody
that we love, or they will go through it for us,
that when you are so sad and so hurt and
so just just epically down because of somebody you love
(01:10:05):
leaving you, if you can just take a second, hopefully
because you'll take a lot of seconds later and understand
that it's it's a luxury to get to be sad,
because that means that they made you so happy for
so long. And it was pretty cool. It was really
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cool to watch her have a genuine sadness based of
pure love. And that's what I saw. I've really never
seen that because I never cared to see it, because
I never cared about anybody like that before, never been
in a real relationship. I've been. I was in relationships,
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but none of them really counted because I didn't invest
any of me until her. So that's where we were
yesterday afternoon, and it was tough, but it's tough for everybody.
But I just hope when you get really sad about
somebody dying, whomever it is, it doesn't get any better
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thinking this, But as a small consolation, I hope, just
for brief seconds, you go, I'm so lucky to be
this sad, because I'm sad for a reason, because of
all the love that was shared between whomever it is.
That's all. That's why I came away thinking, I just
feel bad for my wife in a lot of ways,
not even for this. She's had a rough last twelve months.
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She's been very sick for a year. I mean, I've
watched her just battle it out and try to keep,
you know, a positive outlook, and she's just been She's
so much stronger than I am, and I've bench press
against any of you fools in year. But she's been
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sick for a year now, solid had security and stalker
issues and she's like why me, And I'm like, yeah,
why are you? It took me a long time to
get a stalker. How can you want something? And then
you kind of find out who it is and you're like,
holy crap, and then the Internet, where she just doesn't
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and it's a little bit my fault because she's so funny.
I was like, you should do stuff with me online,
and it got really ugly for her for no reason,
and so now she's just like wow. I mean, she
posts on Instagram occasionally, which is unfair that she can't
just live and post on Instagram like a normal person.
But it's been a rough year for her and I
really feel bad for her, and there's a rough day
(01:12:46):
yesterday for her. But I really came away from that
admiring the really strong family dynamic that she has, that
people have that I hope I have one day, you know,
with a larger family, and that I just hope if
there's anything I could pass to you guys from this,
(01:13:07):
because we're all going to go through it more than once,
it's that I hope you just understand how lucky you
are to be very sad. I felt lucky to be
very sad for her. Not the same, but I felt
lucky to be very sad for her. So that's all.
I just feel like, if I didn't say that, I'd
go home and be like, dang, I really should have
got that off my chest. I know that ain't the
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greatest radio, but that's all in this special perspective that
I think is encouraging to hear. Like I mean, people
can take that with them and remember and have gratitude
for all the memories and the love, just like you're saying.
And it's cool too that you're acknowledging that at any
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time in our lives, we also can experience growth, and
just because we've been one way for so long doesn't
mean that we can't evolve and change and like you said,
become more emotionally available, emotionally intelligent. And I turned ten yesterday.
That's cool. Yeah, No, I mean it's a story. It's
a story of hope. I am a story of hope. Yeah.
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So we'll get off that and I have some other
stuff to talking about it in in a second. But that's
what I wanted to say. I'm not trying to bring
the show down. I waited to light in the show
to bring this up, talk about it, but that's what's up.
I wanted to get it off my chest and I
can switch it up real quickly and say this that
if you go over to our website, this is we're
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when I find out spam people do. We guys, we
don't send them. So okay, just making sure, I mean,
if we do, I get it. That's but this is
not that, okay. I prepare to roll your eyes. A
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woman issuing a concert venue after she got so drunk
she basically blew up a house. She was twenty six
years old driving home from the concert when she crashed
into a house that caused an explosion. The explosion destroyed
four houses and injured seven people. Falling embers caused fires
at several houses nearby as well. The entire neighborhood had
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to be evacuated. Gas and water service were shut off
in the area ten to fifteen million dollars in damages. Now,
she and her father have filed a lawsuit against the
company that owns the concert venue and serves the booze.
The suit claims the company shares liability for the explosion
because it kicked him out of the venue without trying
to prevent her from driving home. It also alleges the
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venue served her while knowing she was intoxicated. That's from
Local twelve now. It's it's when you don't want to
take personal responsibility that starts to be really upsetting to me.
And also if you're going, well, they didn't know she
was drunk. Well, there are twenty thousand people there and
you don't pay a bartender enough to have to watch
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and see if people are drunk. Or not, and you
depend on personal responsibility. Yeah, they serve a lot of
people and they're making twelve bucks an hour or less
because of the tips, depending and if that position was
a salary job and they were trained specifically to do
that and paid more to watch and than I would understand.
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But they're not even told they have to watch every
single person. It's like, hey, if you see somebody that
is unsafe, let us know. But it's what do they do.
They can either get in trouble for not working fast
enough because they're watching everybody, like oh let me see,
or this, but this is account this is personal responsibility.
Or the friend goes and buys the drink. You're stay
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in your seat because you're drunk, they go get the drink.
I mean, there's no way they there's no way. It's
no way they win. And if it matters is Marilyn
Manson concert and it doesn't matter. But we were told
because I never was a Marilyn Manson kid, but we
were told we were kids that Marilyn Manson was going
to it. One of his shows locked the doors with
like put the wood plank in the door, locked so
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you couldn't open up, you know, those double doors. I
remember that, and then he was gonna burn it down
with everybody inside. You never did not? Yeah, I might.
We were also told that he was the kid from
Wonder Years Paul, Yeah, the brother No. No, yeah, with
the glasses. Yes, but she's not, she's not. Yes. A
new studies found that viagra lowers the risk of heart
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disease and men by up to thirty nine percent, and
it even helps reduce the risk of an early death.
So we had come up with a segment, the Placebo challenge.
Oh yeah, I'm good about it. Didn't our lawyers say
that wasn't the best idea? Like, weren't we softly recommended
not to do it? I didn't know this follow up?
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Was this not followed up on the air? Yeah, it
was like, shouldn't do it? It was a soft Yeah,
it wasn't a no, but it was maybe not. The
bid idea was the guys sign up for the plus
Sebout Challenge. They get paid some money and three of
them get they have to close their eyes, three of
them get like a sugar pill, and one of them
gets viagra, but all of them think they might have VIAGRAA.
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And so then we just see what happens and if
you didn't get it, do you still get it? You
find out and if you did so, I had to
google how long it takes viagra to kick him. Yeah,
that's a good question. Well if it stays kicked for
four hours, call your doctor. Yeah, oh yeah, Okay, I
forgot that out. We were softly recommended not to do
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that bit, but now that it's about men's health, heart
health and lowering heart disease and men, this might actually
be a public service more than a bit. Netflix revealed
it's paid sharing option from multiple profiles in the same account.
They were introducing a paid sharing option from multiple users
as they crack down on password sharing this early to
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mid part of the year. The plans to alter how
people use and if you've been watching on someone else's account,
you'll have to create your own log in and pay
for your own access, which is a fraction of it.
But it's called paid sharing because multiple users break down
that subscription price. Basically, you share it all, you share
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the account, but also if Eddie and I were to
share one, we each pay half. The new option comes
if people wish to share or people who live elsewhere,
So what happens is if you check in from elsewhere
too many times, they end up shutting the whole account down. Yeah,
you're limited on that. Yeah, so my because I have
YouTube TV and they go. Or if we were in
Oklahoma yesterday and I was wanting to check some scores
(01:19:50):
on some stuff and I was like okay, and this says,
are you did you move to where you are now?
Are you temporarily visiting? And I went temporarily visiting? And
so if I temporarily visiting and I'm not temporary, then
that has to be in my home and then if
I move, it only gets something move before they shut
it down. So, Lunchbox, I know you have claimed that
you steal all your streaming said, no, no no, I don't
(01:20:11):
steal all of them. I trade, I trade out, and yes,
Netflix is the one I do not pay for. I
am one. You said that wrong. No, what do you trade?
I trade HBO Max someone gets my old log in
and you pay for that. Yeah, then why don't you
guys just share? It sounds like you could just you're
doing the same thing, So why not just share that
take effort you have to enter in all this. No, No,
I mean I'm I'm still on Netflix show, like, I'm
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still using it, no problem. You think you're a Gangster're
you doing somebody else? You know it's only a matter
of time before they come after you, or it gets
assigned to his city and the whole account it's it's
just his and he has to pay for all of
it and they lose theirs. It's not on my credit cards.
I wanted to pay anything. I'm just telling you, I
am still using it, no problem. Thanking Netflix. They're gonna
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crack down on that crap. Will you pay a fraction
of the price instead of having to pay for it all?
Or we just not have Netflix. I just want have Netflix. Then,
I mean unless the person that wants to use my
Hbo Max, if they still want to pay for the
whole thing, they can and let me give me a
log in or you see what I'm saying, Like it's
a it's a tip for tap, Like I give you
HBO Max, you give me that, we understand what it is,
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like my cousin, anything else you're taking, or just that
one Disney where's the tap for that to Disney? I
give my once again, my HBO Max goes my Yeah,
so you're giving away one thing but you're getting all
these other ones. Yeah, how many logins? I mean how
many people different people can log into HBO Max? I
have no idea. At least three, but you'll find out
(01:21:35):
actually four because my sister uses it too. And what
do you get from her? I get? What do I
get from her? Is it paramount? Plus? I think it's paramount.
It's just on a text thread where you're like, here's
my password? Yeah, like, oh, I got logged out? Can
you give that me that? Like YouTube TV? I brought
my brothers. What do HBO? I want to talk to
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Audrey and Saint Louis real quick. Hey Audrey, Hey Audrey,
good morning, you're on the show. Hi Bobby, how are
you doing pretty good? What can I do for you? Hey? So,
I was just calling because I was listening to you
just kind of talk about your experience with just kind
of supporting Caitlin through this difficult time. And I actually
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am kind of going through something similar. My husband lost
his mom. She was a teacher at a high school
in Saint Louis and she was tragically killed in his
school shooting back at the end of October. And I
kind of grew up similar to you. Just kind of
having a kind of a strained family situation. And his
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family is super close and they're so tight knit and
they love each other so much. And after that happened,
it was obviously tragic, but just feeling the amount of
I guess like pain for my husband seeing him grieve
was something I've never experience. Um And so everything that
you explained, I just truly haven't heard anyone explain it
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like you before, and I really could relate. So I
just really appreciate you putting that out there so others
who have been in that situation can kind of put
words to that. Audrey. I appreciate that call. Thank you.
Sometimes I feel like I'm just on here, rambling and
figuring it out as I go by. Sorry to hear
that about the situation there, Geez tragic. I'm very sorry,
and I appreciate the call, and thank you and thank
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you for listening. Man, Thank you so much. By Audrey.
All right, let's do some good news here, because Lunchbox
just got bad news. The Netflix is going to crack
down on him coming out. The whole family just got
bad news that the HBO Max is about to explode. Worried.
All right, here we go sorry. Today. This story comes
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to us from Seattle, Washington. A woman walked into a store,
stole a bunch of items, ran out to her car.
Instead of just driving away, she tries to go Austin
and make a U turn, hits two cars, three cars,
hits a cop car before she's arrested. You know that's
a funny reference because I was talking to my wife
about this, who is basically, what almost twelve years younger
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than I am. Yeah, and I Eddie was in the
car we're talking about making in Austin Powers. I was
in my car and she was like, I don't I
don't understand that because Morgan hasn't seen Austin Powers either. Well,
she had it until he made her and I was like,
you know when he's on the zamboni type thing and
he's trying to turn around in the hallway, It's like,
I don't know what that is. We had a YouTube YouTube,
didn't made her watch it, And I hate wh people
do that to me, because like, this is hilarious. It's
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like seven seconds and it's not hilarious, but she watched it.
She goes, Oh. So for those maybe that don't know,
there's a scene in Austin Powers where he's trying to
turn around, but the hallway is very tight and he
has like a big it's not really a zamboni, but
it's got a big flattened those flattened wheels, right, Yeah,
it's like a golf cart slash samboni something like that. Yeah,
(01:24:56):
And so he can't turn it around because it's just
he's like, go up six inches back six. It's very funny. Yes,
I'm Lunchbox. As your bone head story of the day,
we talked about accidental nine one calls on this show
because there was a guy that was playing video games
and he butt dial nine one one and the video
game he was playing with a shoot him game and
it's like I just killed two people and nine one
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hears him. They swatt his house because and not as
what they call when you're swatting, you call a squat
team to someone's house as a prank, but they literally
heard him go I just killed two people and there
are gunshots. So they go to his house. Guy come
out with your hands up and he's like what and
he has to go all his hands out. He's only
seventeen years old. Gosh, like man, oh man. So We
talked about it, and some listeners wrote some stories on
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our Facebook page. Chris wrote, a dozen officer showed up
to my shop because we were cooking catfishing beans on
the wood stove, and the neighbors called the cops and
said they could smell meth cooking. Oh my gosh, it
was catfishing beans. And so the cops showed up and
they're like, hey, we know you got It wasn't meth.
It may have been worse for you, but it wasn't math. Cholesterol.
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Ashley says cops showed up to my house saying they
got a call that my house was on fire. My
ten year old son admitted he called nine one one
to tell them, and he did tell them that because
of a dare from his friend. Oh wow, Kim wrote,
I came back from walking my dogs and cops swarmed
the house with guns. The cops that someone told them
there were people running around with guns. Basically she got squatted.
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That was one of those pranks where someone said there
are people with guns because they're somewhere nearby and they
want to see it happen. And then here's one from Tina.
My two year old was messing out with a phone
dial nine one one. They heard me and my husband fighting.
I said I was going to punch him. Oh no.
They showed up thinking that somebody had called and just
left it on so they could hear it, because there
was a domestic violent situation happening, like I said it was.
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Though she said, I'm like, oh so, and Amy sounds
like some sort of Italian chef when she did. There
was the time that I set my alarm off at
my house and I didn't want to be late to
work because you know what happens if you're late to work. Yeah,
you gets at home. He gets at home. So I
just left, let it go, and and police arrived. You
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just left. That's a call. Though you can make it go.
My alarm won't stop going off. I panicked because there
are times where people go, hey, yeah, kids sick, and
I'm like cool, Oh good, thank you for letting me know.
That's completely legitimate. If your house alarm is going off,
that's legitimate. Hey. But remember Lunchbox and I almost thought
about ditching his car one man work. We were going
to something, and I mean there was traffic on the bridge.
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I said, Eddie, I'm just going to get out of
the car. We're gonna r on the bridge. We'll run
there and Eddie's like, no, we can make it. Thank you.
We'll see tomorrow, everybody, Bobby Bones, y'all,
The transmitting Welcome to Tuesday show more in the studio. Morning.
All right, here we go a little something from each
of your lives. Eddie, good morning to you. What's going
on with you? Good morning? So bones, you're really big
on the whole. Don't snooze. Just get up right well,
(00:23):
because you're gonna have to get up anyway, And why
not set your alarm to the absolute latest point where
you can actually get good, pure sleep the whole time.
I think you're actually robbing yourself of good sleep by
tricking your mind into going I'm getting extra sleep, which
you're not. So just sleep to the absolute latest point
and then get your butt out of bed. That's your case,
and I've tried case. That is your case, and I've
(00:44):
tried it and it just doesn't work. I do like
hitting snooze, But now my wife is on your side
of the story, probably because you have to wake up
early and wakes her up. I do, And since the
new year came around, I'm like, Hey, I'm gonna try
to wake up an hour and a half before I
normally do, just so I can like warm up the void.
But why would you do that? And half? Yeah, I
want to like you know, maybe go walk outside for
(01:05):
a little bit like it in theory, but go ahead.
And but what I'm doing is sitting the alarm clock
an hour and a half four I normally do hit
snooze for about an hour and a half. She's hating
life right now, and now she's like, just stop it.
I'm gonna sleep in another bedroom if you keep hitting snooze.
Just think about it like this, do you want the
most best sleep you can possibly get? I do so
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instead of snoozing an extra fifteen twenty minutes, because there's
a point to where you just have to wake up.
You can't. There is the absolute minute where I'm like,
I have to get up at this. So let's just
say it's four am. Yeah, you have to get up
by four am. Why would you set you're alarmed to
three thirty and they have thirty minutes of bad sleep
snoozing up and on, up and on, because all you're
doing is convincing the less intelligent part of you that
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that's extra. It's not. Yeah, there is another person at
three in the morning. It's not me, and they make
that decision. It is. This is where it's not me
that people will feel better if you set you're alarmed
to the asolute laid point and then just get up
because you're getting the most best sleep. Okay, I'm gonna
try it, try it. I am amy used to snooze
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time actually listening y'all talk about this, Bobby. You know
how sometimes you describe taking a sip of coke. Yeah,
Like right now, I'm picturing being able to snooze just
one and I'm like, oh, I know, it's amazing, like
it would be awesome, but I'm telling you it's better
on this side. And now I haven't. I haven't been
snoozing for a couple few years now, and it's great.
The only time the snooze works is if you get
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to snooze past your absolute latest point, because that's a
little bit of extra's not otherwise. That's not a real snooze.
That's just you waken yourself up earlier than you have to. Yeah,
you just gotta do it. You just gotta do it. Okay, man,
thank you, Eddie, all right to muncho uch box. Okay. Artists,
when they get a number one song, they have these
number one parties where we always get invited and they're
always the same lame thing. Come have a drink and pizza,
(02:54):
drinks and burgers. Jelly Roll, who's sing son of a sinner.
I wouldn't have got it from his version of it.
What it sounded like? What nothing I've ever heard? Yeah,
your melody go ahead. So anyway, he sent out an
invite to his number one party, and you can get
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tattoos at the number one party, says tattoos by Kobe Hunter.
So Kobe Hunter is gonna be there giving away tattoos
at the number one party. Anything you want. I guess
it's just something that you're interested in doing. I was
just like, that is the absolute coolest thing. So I thought,
who wants to get a tattoo with jelly Roll? Well,
so never trust Launchboxer, depend on him, because this has
already happened like a week ago. Oh yeah, this is
(03:37):
a dumbbo all that happened. Yes, but that was like
last week. Oh I missed it then, yeah, you didn't
miss And also you don't have any tattoos, and nor
do you want a tattoos? How could you do? Like
free burger? So I don't understand why that one's bad
and this one's cool. I just thought that was cool
because they're all the same over and over again, but
this one actually had something different that It's like, man,
(03:58):
I'd go just to watch people get tattoo. Who you
want to watch people so boring? Is that your thing?
That's weird? I mean just random were getting a tattoo?
It up number one party, like, oh you know, I'm here,
might as well get one. I mean that's different. It's different.
It's different, but a couple of things you said were weird,
we're also different. Okay. So I was on Facebook Marketplace
and I saw a mausoleum for sale. It's like where
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you put dead bodies, basically the big ones. This one,
in particular is a walk in one that holds six people.
It includes caskets. I think it can actually fit more
than six. That's just like when you walk in, it
says something like it comes with sixteen casketed in ground
burials and it's right here in town. So I was
(04:41):
thinking we could all the Bobby bone Choke could buy this,
and there why I don't want you guys stop that.
I've barely been able to do this for twenty years.
And whoever buys that, I need to look at their
starch history on their computer. It also comes with two benches.
I mean, if you really want one, I get it.
You want to put who watch one families? Yeah, and
(05:02):
if you want to put it in a literal graveyard,
like you take it because they have to buy it.
You have to buy those anyway, and they get brought in.
So maybe they're buying one to put their cemetery. Well,
I think someone must have inherited this. Maybe someone else
in the family bought this, and I guess they don't
want it for whatever reason, and now they're selling it
on Facebook market forty five thousand dollars. I thought should
have two and forty five bucks. Yeah. Two. Wow, that's
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a house because it's a lot of you know how
much it is to bury people. It's a lot or
cream a even sounds like they have in a nice
place that if you do come alive, you're like, well,
at least have shelter. I'm in a nice home. Okay,
I'll go there. It's a select group of folks have
been saying, hey, why do I keep fat shaming my bulldog?
First of all, animals don't know what shame is. He
(05:45):
also doesn't listen to the show. He also doesn't know
what this show eight. He doesn't know anything. There's no
sense of ethics within an animal. By the way, ethics
really bad idea in general, because without ethics, there would
be no bad because ethics were made to show what
was bad versus what was good. But if you didn't
(06:05):
know what bad was, there would be anyway. That's the
whole thing. Animals don't have any ethics at all. My
point is I'm not fat shaming a dog. He doesn't
know what shame is. And it's funny, and he is
a fat bulldog. And so I listen out all these
funny names about him. For example, the new one I
came up with is fatsy clin. Yes, I like that one.
So I was having to talk with him yesterday. Listen
(06:28):
Garth Brooks, Well, that's a good one. That was atting dirty,
you know what I was talking about. So I feel good.
It's a funny bit. I'm not fat shaming anybody. It's
a fat bull He is a fat bulldog, that's it.
And he doesn't care. So there's a lot of stuff
I say that people say it's contempart, this is not it,
this is not it. So that's all I'm not even addressing.
(06:49):
I'm not humoring this anymore. This is the one that
gets you canceled. Imagine on TMZ he called him fatsy
clin America erupted. That's all said he went to the
Church of Latter day Saints. They protest me because I
say he's from the Church of Fatterday Saints. Okay, that's all.
(07:12):
Glad you guys are here. Time for the mail bag something. Hello,
Bobby Bones. I'm in eighth grade. I would like your
advice because I am the captain of the quiz Bowl
team at my school. We're going to state this weekend.
I'm a girl captain on a team mostly boys. I
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would love some advice on how to be successful. Our
school hasn't won at state in a long time, and
I would love to inspire more girls to do quiz
Bowl by winning. What advice do you have on being
a good leader? Thanks, signed, questioning quiz Bowl. Well, if
you want to win this thing, I have some advice
for you. First of all, and this is advice for
any high pressure situation, because you're going to be nervous.
(07:56):
You get nervous when things are worthy. Now it could
be worthy, happy, it could be worthy, sad. And when
I was a mentor all four years on American Idol.
That was a question people would ask me the most.
They go, how do I not be nervous? I'm like,
no, No No, you have to look at nervousness as a gift,
because it's rare in life that you get to be
nervous about something awesome. A lot of times we're nervous.
It's nervous about Oh no, doctor results, oh no, job,
(08:19):
Oh no, how are we going to get through the
bills this month? Like that's nervousness that you have, and
it sucks, but you figure out what to get through it.
If you have nervousness for something that is good, you
have to look at that as a gift that's being
delivered to you and appreciate it as much and don't
treat it the same way as bad nerves. So it's like,
all right, I'm be nervous for sure, but when they
get here, godly, how lucky am I that I get
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to be nervous for something good. That's the first thing
you have to do. So it's probably gona be nervous
number two if you can keep your heart rate down
a bit, because that's what a lot of nerves do
is a elevate the heart rate. Think about when you're
your best, your funniest, or your smartest, you run the fastest.
It's when you're normal and there's no pressure on you.
(09:01):
It's when you're just hanging out. It's really needs the funniest,
and so you're just trying to get as close to
that as possible. When then a heart rate gets up,
you're like, oh god, oh gotta get you tighten up.
Choking is when you perform lesser because the pressure is on.
Choking is not performing bad if you just always perform bad,
and that should be a normal, but choking is you
(09:22):
actually are way worse when the pressure is on. But
that's because your body takes over with all the heart rate. Although,
oh my god, all the bad thoughts, I would visualize
a good things happening, and some of that visualations stuff
is WHOI. I'll be honest with you. But if you're
gonna have to visualize something, you might as well visualize
something good. That's how I see. It's almost like superstition.
I don't believe in superstitions, but you just in case,
just the cause I don't want to mess with it.
(09:43):
In case it so I visualize good things. And I
don't think me visualizing good things that is gonna make
it happen. But I do think there's possibility if I
am well, this is gonna suck, it's gonna suck because
I'm gonna will myself into it. So you're visualizing good things.
As far as being a leader with your team, remain positive,
be encouraging. If you go down a couple of questions,
hey we got this guy's hey, focus up. It's it's
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positive talking to them, it's talking in between. It's making
sure that people know that you're not asking them to
do anything that you wouldn't do. Just set a good
example and go win the thing, and success breeds more
like people wanting to do it as well. I saw
Tom Brady win the Super Bowls and I thought, well,
if that really good looking guy, I can do it. Well,
I'm also a really good looking athletic guy. I might
(10:27):
as well go. I didn't, but I think he got it.
But that's what you do. And don't be upset, don't
be scared, don't be don't feel like your nerves are
a bad thing, because they're awesome. You're lucky. Eighth grade.
That's awesome. I was captain in seventh grade of the
twelfth grade team. Not to flex too hard, but that
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is what it is. I'm like, that's like her, she's awesome,
so go have it. The only time I got kicked
out of a game, I did get kicked out of
a game once. You argued no, but the question was,
what is the national holiday for trees? Armor Day? Yeah?
It is right, but I and I always buzzed in
so quick. I would buzz in not even knowing what
(11:12):
the question was yet, what's a national halliday for Boom?
I would just buzz in because I felt like I
could get there. And so today, what's a national holiday
for and ron Wi? She was about to say trees.
I hit the button so she still got trees out.
I didn't know the answer, and my whole team's up there.
We were it's like semifinals, and I said, I don't know,
but I bet it's tremendous. That's good. I got jerked
(11:35):
out of the game. I was a captain. And she
was like, you can't be in seventh grade and do
stupid stuff like that. You can't make jokes. It was no,
not then so funny though not really, but I remember
that that was my style. I buzzed in all the
time I was. I was. That was the only thing
that I was like celebrated at because I got beat
up a lot. You know, life is tough as a kid.
(11:57):
But when I was in quiz bowl or like a
learning or geography b I was like the kid that
It was like when a good athlete is playing, like,
oh wow, there he is. It's a really good running back.
People are like, there he is. Quiz ball cap Dang,
it's all it's only like two days a year, but
it's awesome. Man, good luck. I hope you kill it.
Let me know how ghosts. Thank you very much. Close
to mail back, We've got your and I was about
(12:22):
to close Bobby's mail back year. It's a Bobby Bones Show. Interviews.
In case you didn't know Nate Smith. He is a
former worship leader, a lifelong music lover, and he's from Paradise, California.
Big Garth, Tom Petty Fleetwood, mac fan Drove, an uber,
worked in the medical industry. Got a really big song
(12:45):
right now, I'll call whiskey on you. Here's a clip
serious on Instagram at Ate Smith and here he is
now Nate Smith, everybody on the Bobby Bones Show. Now
(13:05):
meet Smith. Hey, Nate here you are, buddy, You're going
for number one? I mean, can you believe it? What up? Bobby?
I can't believe it. It's it's a weird thing because
I'm sure, like this was your goal and you knew
you could do it, But now that it's actually happened
and you have a song again that's battling for number
one on the chart, it's got to feel a little surreal.
What do you think about that? True or false? Definitely true?
(13:27):
Definitely true. What's what's been different in your life over
the past five or six weeks since this song has
really started to take off. I just think this has
been a lot of excitement with my family and my
friends and everybody's. Everybody's watching the chart man, So it's
it's it's good to know that I got everybody around
me rooting me on. So I think Nate's turned into
a bigger story you've been in the past five or
six week. And I'll tell you why. I texted him
(13:48):
and I didn't get a text back. Oh oh yeah,
indicator right there. Well, actually I texted to a fake
album cover because our last interview. We talked about being
in a nurseless and I said more poop than you
can imagine. And You're like, that's that's the name of
my album. So I did a picture with the album
title on it. I sent it se and you hearted it,
and I'm like, he hates me? Are you sure you
(14:09):
sing that to me? We both have the wrong number.
We're both texting somebody that's not each other. At this point,
I did, I did? I need to go Look what
hour did you text it to me? Though? Because if
I was doing the radio show, Oh there's yeah, I
was still working. Okay, I'll go back and check. But
I did have a new You have my new number, right,
(14:30):
we got to do that. No, I think you do that.
I think that's the only number you have. Okay, have
you changed your number? I did? I did change right number. Okay,
that's the issue. I'm texting whoever's got Nate's old number. Well, also,
he thinks you hate him because you just hearted it.
But you should explain to him that, Well, the heart's
the biggest sign of Oh yeah, it's like as much
(14:51):
phone affection as you could possibly get. I don't throw
the herd around. I throw the thumbs up around the
hard I don't throw around. That's good to note because
I think I always extra heart like our little thing
if someone gets to kind of go I received the message.
I appreciate what you said, and it's probably over the top. Yeah,
the heart is not I received the message thumbs up
as I receive it, and I okay, I see it
and I got it, and I somewhat agree. The heart
(15:11):
is all make sweet loved you in your album cover. Oh,
the thumbs up is kind of like rude, though, isn't it? Like? Yeah, man,
it's kind of like passive aggressive. See, I don't think
it is, do you. Oh well, I have felt that
way in the past, but I think because you've explained
to me, it's just an effective way of communicating. It's
very clear that you're responding to that specific text with
(15:32):
I got it, and I'm giving a satisfaction on the
thumbs up or I see what you said, miss me
acknowledging it, and I will follow through with what you've said.
The heart is You're sexy. Okay. Look, Nate Smith is
on with us. He's got this song Whiskey on you. Hey,
do you have a cool story about when you wrote
this song, like where did you ride it? Were you
(15:52):
in like a one of these generic rooms where you're
just meeting with other good riders. I don't know what
what's the deal here? The short version is me and
my ex from broke up. Obviously, uh, like she's an
ex now because we broke up. But um, we broke up.
And then two days later I had a writer's retreat
um at Jim Katino's place, his lake house, and uh
ended up writing it out there, and um, we did
(16:13):
the whole demo that day. I sang the vocal at
the at the kitchen table on a on a like
a cheap mic, and then we went to Nashville and
we we uh, we ended up recording everything over at
Blackbird and stuff, and it just didn't feel the same.
So we ended up just mixing the demo and that's
what's out. That's that's the vocal we're hearing. That's the
music you're hearing. It's just the demo. Did you write
a lot of good songs that writers are treated Did
(16:35):
you think a lot of them were good and be
honest here, or did you think this one was like
super special and so you fought for it yeah, No,
I definitely like because we had two We had two
rooms going at one time, so I was trying to
juggle between the two rooms. But I felt like this
was the one I needed to spend the most time on,
So I probably neglected the other right, uh and uh,
but I spent most of my time on this one.
So you gave the other right the thumbs up, and
(16:56):
you gave this right the heart. That's what it's. You're
too good. You're too good at this. Yeah, that's what's
not going to happened. You have I just looked at
your TikTok. You have like one point four one point
five million followers. Do you are you able to monetize
your TikTok followers directly or are you just hoping they're
fans that will come to shows. I don't know how
to do all the monetizing. Um, you get a little
bit money from like the lives and stuff like that,
(17:18):
but I am hoping that that people pre saved songs
from there and then obviously come to shows. So his
name is Nate Smith. He was gonna come in live
and I was looking forward to it very much. So
but what happened, Well, what happened was I saw how
much you've been thumbs up and enough Harten, So I said,
let's hold the guy for a few weeks. But actually
he has a new album that's going to come out
(17:38):
now in April, so we're gonna wait for his in
studio appearance in April. Why did the album get pushed
back a bit? Wait? So I'm in Bobby Bones purgatory.
You are, You're in the middle. Yeah, it got pushed
because it was like, we're gonna drop it in February
with not a whole lot going on. It was like,
this doesn't really make any sense, Like why do it
while I'm sitting on the couch in Nashville. Let's see
it while I'm out stage coach the Tomas threat to
(18:00):
or like, lots of stuff happening so we can promote
it and push it. So I think it makes more
sense to do it with stuff happening than just laying there.
I mean, we have well, first of all, we're looking
forward to that you coming in here. We have a
guy in the show Lunchbox who loved to call nine one,
and we're talking about that yesterday. Well, how do you
feel about nine one one? Have you ever called nine one,
Has there ever been a real life emergency? Or are
(18:22):
you scared to call like I am because you feel
like you'll end up in jail. So when I was
nine years old, I was with my brother. We were
at a dog training for one of our dogs, and
we used the pay phone there. There was actually that's
how long ago this was, and I convinced my brother
that it was Grandma at nine one one and to
make vivas and butt head jokes and stuff. So we're
like calling whoever's on the line of butt head and
(18:44):
all this kind of stuff. And then we kept doing
it and then police officer showed up and it was
actually my dad because he was a cop, so he
showed up and he actually handcuffed us, put us against
the wall. We had to go in and say sorry
to all the dispatchers. And still to this day by
seeing him, my dad's old co workers they call me
nine one one boy. Oh my god. Yeah, you put
them in the penitentiary. They served six months in jail.
(19:07):
Like your dad really went through with it. I like that.
That was a bad boy. It was a bad boy.
Nate Smith's congrats. I think the song is gonna do it.
It's a great song. Big fan of you. Even though
I don't have his new number. Apparently I've been texting
with some lady now who has Nate's old number. But congrats,
and we'll see you when the album comes out, and
anything else you want to say on you're on your
final trip here on the phone, Nate. Just just love
(19:28):
you guys so much. They appreciate all the help and everything.
And I will text you my new number right now
so you can stop, you know, feeling neglected. Well, I'm
gonna give this interview a thumbs up. Oh, I give
it a thumbs up. Now you know what I get.
I give it a what are the other one? I
give it a haha? La Nah, I give it a haha.
All right, Nate, see you buddy. All right by there
(19:49):
he is Nate Smith. It's time for the good news. By.
Four years ago, Gavin returned back to her home in
Oregon after a flight from Chicago. Her suitcase did not
make the trip, so she spent several months searching for
the suitcase. The airline it's like, we don't know where
(20:09):
it is, but we'll pay you for it. She's like, man,
you can't find it. Anywhere. Now, we're very sorry. Here's
some money. Well, somehow, some way, they located the suitcase
and they gave it back to April. Months later, the
suitcase had turned up at an airport in Houston after
arriving on a flight from Honduras. It thinks all around
the world. Wow, it was in Honduras, explained April the
(20:30):
video she posted on social media, and who knows where
else it went. The bag was slightly damaged and warned,
but everything else was in good shape. Nothing was stolen,
and there was some really important stuff in there that
she didn't want to be lost. And she got to
keep the money too. Hey that's a win win. And
what I want to do in this segment is let
you know you can put an air tag in your suitcase.
My wife and I went on a trip and I
(20:51):
talked about on the show because they were like, hey,
you don't have to travel back and put take your
big bags and put them through customs or security, so
we'll mail them back for you. And we're like, wow,
talk about it at perk. These are crazy. Luckily, we
put air tags on our suitcases and our dogs. We
don't want to lose all the one of them, and
so we got home and there were no bags and
(21:12):
there were no bags, and so we got on we
see what and they were just trapped in an airport.
We didn't get our bags for almost a month and
a half. And not only that, we had to go no,
the bag is right here, according to we had to
like argue with them because then they finally found our
bags and we got them back. One of the wheels
was broken, but we got paid too, and but we
got our stuff back because we could tell them exactly
(21:33):
where it was with the air tag. Yeah, I bet
they're they're not used to that. And those air tags
you can take them out and put them a different things.
So as soon as I got back from the bags
and I put them, I got one of my keys,
I got one of my wallet. They're great for that.
But although it was a cool story in a way
for me to tell you guys, there and there aren't
there are other options to other than air tags, like
the little cards. They're like, yeah, tiles. You gotta gotta
keep track of your stuff that you aren't able to
(21:56):
be with the whole time. You gotta put one maybe
surgically and planning your kid. I love that Yeah, there's
a lot of where they are always all right. That's
the good news. That's what it's all about. That was
tell me something good. There's a new episode of the
Bobby Cast up right now with Jake Owen. It's an
hour of us, you know again, super personal with him,
and he talks about why his name is Jake Owen
(22:16):
because that's not his real name. His name's Josh Owen.
But when he moved to town there was already a
Josh Owen and he tried all these different names, but
just with people to see how they felt. And this
is that conversation right here. I'd never heard this story
told like this, but here's Jake Owen on the origin
of his stage name. I remember in that second apartment
that I ended up getting, there was a pool party
(22:37):
going on that day when I moved in. The guy
below me that I met, his name was Dave and
his wife Kathy I still talked to. They helped me
move in, and at the time, you gotta understand, like
I'd gone through my whole life know him as Josh.
That was my birth given name, Josh and Jared my
twin brother. But I didn't want to be Josh That
was another thing that kind of felt empowering in a
weird way. People often say they're like, oh, would you
move them down town? And then label made you change
(22:58):
your name, and I'm like, nah, man, I was Jake
like the day I moved to town. But in an instant,
Like in an instant, I changed it. I remember talking
to my mom on the way up, like, what am
I gonna go by? Like I can't go as Josh,
and I'll tell you why. Josh Turner at the time
was on the radio. There was a Josh Grayson, there
was another guy on the radio. It was great. And
then there was a guy named Josh Owen, which made
me solidified even more. I dropped the CD off under
(23:20):
Josh Owen at BMI two weeks before I moved to Nashville.
I actually came up here to case the place, you know,
like can I live here? And then I went back
to Tallahassee two weeks later when I called my parents
and said I'm moving tomorrow. But while I was here,
I dropped a CD off at the time to BMI upfront,
Josh Owen whatever. When I got back I called him
on it. They're like yeah, they said you'd come by
(23:42):
the day before and I'm like, definitely did not, and
they're like, no, we have your album here too, And
so I went back by there and the album that
they had was another guy named Josh Owen from Texas,
who I think was on Nashville Star maybe even so
there's already a Josh Owen. There was a Josh Turner
Josh Grayson. So I considered since my middle names Ryan,
there was a moment there I was gonna go by Jr.
Bobby j j Jr. Oh, and baby just call me JR.
(24:04):
Like my mom watched Dallas as a kid, So there
was that guy. JR. Jr. Sounds cowboy count kind of cool,
you know, consider Ryan, so I know. But so this
is the funny parts. When I meet Dave and Cathy
moving in that day to my apartment, He's like, hey, man,
I'm Dave and I'm like, I'm JR. Testing it out, dude.
And my mom had no idea she overheard me. I
(24:25):
could see her like like look at me, like almost laughing.
I'm like, I'm in my mind, I'm looking at her like,
don't say anything, like I'm JR. Of this guy. He
knows no different so I'm down on the I'm down
at the pool or whatever. A few minutes later and
I'm meeting some people. He's entroing me too, that are
that are I've already lived in this place, and it's
kind of the whole like, hey, he's the new guy
I moved here. He plays music too, And and I
said to this one other guy, I'm like, I'm Jake Man,
(24:47):
what's up? And uh, I remember that's when my buddy
Day was like wait, I thought you said your name
was Jr. And I was like, well it is, but
I go by Jake. So like the Jake Ryan, it's
the Jared's I'm just gonna go by Jake. And it
was just easier and are going by Jake that day
the pool party. So this day, that's what everybody's called me.
And in a weird way, since I'm forty one now
and I was twenty two, thens like half of my
(25:09):
life I was known as one thing and the other
half I've been known as this in a weird way way,
more people know me now as Jake than ever knew
me as Josh. I still don't mind when I go
home and some of my friends would call me Josh.
They do totally and they can't help it. But then
there's some people too that call me Josh just to
like kind of get at me because they know if
I call you Josh, then you know I know you before.
(25:30):
And they really didn't really and they really didn't. All Right,
that's Jake going here. That full hour up on the
Bobby Cast. It's a podcast I do. It is an
hour long super in depth and personal with Jaco and
Slash JOSHO and Slash Jr. O and Slash whatever. It's
all there. Check it out. The only way Lunchbox can
go visit Todd Chrisley in prison in Florida is if
(25:51):
Todd puts him on a list, and we've told Lunchbox,
if he puts you on the list, you can take
off from the show and drive down and go visit him.
Have you ever visited anyone in a prison? No, just
been visited in prison. You weren't in prison. You were
in jail and that was a bit we did on
the show and you were out in twenty four hours.
That ain't a big house. That's a small house. But
(26:11):
they did say my name or the thing and go
to you know, visitation room. Too, and I walk in
there and it was just like on TV where there's
the window and that you pick up the phone you
talk to the other guy on the other side. As
a lawyer, it's like yeah. And I was like when
they called my name, I was like, dang, my dad's
here to see me. It wasn't your dad though, it
was the lawyer. I had no idea who it was.
I was like, how did my dad know to find me?
Lunchbox got one call out of prison for jail. Sorry,
(26:34):
now he commit. We did a bit whatever Lunchbox with
the jail and he got one call and he called me,
and so I had to call his parents and be like, hey,
Lunchbox in jail. It's a weird call. Man. So lunch
wants to go visit Todd chrisla and I think that's awesome.
And Todd was a guest host on our show. We
know Todd Chris Lay. We didn't know what he was
up to, but we know, so to go visit. He's
gotta be on a list. Tod's gonna put you on
(26:55):
the list. The only way we can get a hold
of him is by writing a letter. You've written it.
How long is it's not that long. Okay. Here is
Lunchboxes letter to Todd Chrisley with the intention of getting
on a list to go visit him. Okay, here we go, Todd.
I hope you're doing well and settling in and getting
comfortable in your new digs. It's Lunchbox. You might remember
me playing with you in a charity softball game a
(27:16):
few years ago. I was on your team then, and
I'm on your team now. A lot of innocent people
get wrongly convicted, and it's a shame that's happened to you.
The Todd I know doesn't deserve to be in prison.
Women commit fraud every day with their push up brass
spanks and all that makeup. But they're still out here
walking the streets. But they have you locked up for
the next twelve years. Seems crazy. If you ask me,
(27:39):
I'm heading to Florida in a few weeks, so I
wanted to stop in and catch up on life. If
you could do me a solid, I need you to
add me to your visitor list so I can get
past the guards. Let me know if you need me
to bring anything, and keep your head up. We will
get through this together. I will always be the captain
of Team todd t Teamer Life, your bff Lunchbox. I Like,
(28:01):
the only thing I think I would put in there
is I really want to come. I mean, you really
have to because he could think it was a joke.
He could think you're just kidding with him, like put
me on the list so I can get past the guards.
I would just say, I do want to come visit
you if that's cool, but I need to be on
the list, like seriously, seriously. But ps like yeahs And
as much as this seemed funny, it was, but I
(28:21):
would love to come see you, So let me know
if you can put me on the list. Okay, there
just needs to be a serious line. Okay, man, that
was good, right, I know? Is it okay that he's
like lying about the whole being on your side kind
of thing? You know what, Eddie, I don't care. I
mean went a little hard on me because he's definitely not.
He actually did the research that convinced us of the opposite.
(28:44):
Because I was like, I don't know what do I
know about this case? Sometimes people in lunchbox, Well, actually
he did it, and here's how I think that. Yeah,
you read into it. It didn't seem like he did it. Okay,
but now you just contradict I know, but but for life,
deep deep for life. Man, send it off today, okay,
and then every week or so we'll just check in
(29:04):
and see if you get a letter back. What if
he writes back? Are there any rules? Can you send
it next day air to prison or do you have
to send it regular? Like? How is there a role
on the envelopes coming in? I don't know what kind
of packages they can get in prison, Like can I
send a care package? I could I send goldfish with it? No?
Probably you have to get and they're gonna look at
every letter that's sent obviously. Oh yeah, they check it
(29:26):
for drugs everything. But I wonder if you could just
send because we use stamps dot com, can we just
send it like ups, that's a good guy in the
brown truck drives up. That's Chrisley. You should call the
prison and ask them. I will, Yeah, yeah, I do.
That's cool. We'll check with you about a week or so.
We won't hear anything in a week, but we'll check
with you anyway. Okay, all right, nice job. You're Amy's
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Pile of stories. A poll found that the average adult
keeps twenty toys from their childhood, mostly to pass down
to their own kids and grandchildren, and it's three most
commonly kept toys are Barbie Dolls, Legos, and hot wheels. Well,
Barbie dolls, but you just bought their new Barbie dolls.
There Arkansas raids and back cheerleaders from like the nineties.
(30:11):
I don't have any toys, but I really didn't have
any toys as a kid, so I don't have any ed.
Do you have any toys you saved? No, I'm trying
to think, but I'd say, like maybe when we were
in college. My wife we were dating, and she kind
of got me into the hole, like get rid of
all your stuff, like you don't need all that. She
got you into it, she forced you to do. But
I was a rat whatever a pay yeah, and I
(30:32):
would keep everything, but she kind of turned me into
that mindset. Yeah. I have Madam Alexander dolls. My grandmother
bought them for me every Christmas and so I had
this collection. They're still somewhere, but that's all I have.
It's not a toy you just look at it. I
got every toy ever owned. Do you have anything I
have baseball cards. That's it. That's cool. That's cool for
(30:52):
the reason of because I thought they were gonna be
worth a lot of money and I would be able
to sell them. I didn't think about passing them on
to my kids. But now that I have kids, like,
they can have them. But I have zero toys. Why
don't you get those a praise and see if they're
worth any money? I should. I still have some that
Like you buy the box like packs and you don't
open them because they're supposed to be worth a lot
of money later. So I have a bunch of those
(31:13):
in my closet in my parents' house, unopened, unopened. If
you bring those in unopened this week, just let me look.
I don't want to look at the cards. I just
want to see what the boxes are. Okay, I'll make
I'll make a bid day go in half with you.
You have to say yes, I'll just make a bid,
go in half on what on whatever he makes when
he sells them. Yeah, like, I will buy the rights
(31:36):
to half of the cards, and we may get way
less later we may get way more. But he can
also say no, yeah, I'll have to look at it.
I know I got football baseball. Bring, bring the boxes in.
I'll take a look and I'll go, okay, oh, so
you have a nineteen ninety nine box. Flear, I'll give
you ninety dollars like this, and then I owned and
(31:56):
then we'll get them a praise, and like we'll have
Mike track somebody down and get him a praise. I'll
do all that too. That's pretty cool. So it's pretty money, right,
I'm probably gonna lose more money that go all right,
go ahead. There's a doctor who hasn't showered in about
five years. That's crazy, and he's doing it because he says,
it's humans. We don't need to shower like we do.
We're killing that. I come. Every other doctor says the opposite,
(32:19):
and he's the one that does that. So we're like, oh,
maybe he's onto something. Well, we're showering off all the
back here that we're supposed to have, even the good
bacteria that ultimately eats the odors. So yeah, yeah, But
he says, you have to build it up, like you'll
stink it first, but then as time passes, No, then
you stop smelling yourself, but you still stink. He said,
(32:41):
you won't smell, you'll just smell like a person. No,
you'll just not smell yourself anymore. It's like if you
have cats or your house would smell like cigarettes back
in the day, you wouldn't smell it anymore because you
live there. But he walks around. Everybody's like, oh my god. No,
he's like And also for some reason, people don't stand
around you anymore. Yeah, we probably shower work too much.
If you're like me, yes, okay, I get it, but
(33:03):
I don't think you should not shower for five years. Culturally,
that and some cultures they fart at dinner to show
how good the meal is. Look really, Yeah, what culture
is that? Right? Loud to they have? All cultures are different. Wow,
this guy's culture I'm not part of. I don't like it.
I wonder how many patients he lost when this story give? Yeah?
(33:25):
What else? Okay? I got a personal question for you, Bobby.
If you're out at a bar and Arkansas loses, do
you have to go home or could you lead a
sing along? I've kind of done this, You've you've done
a sing along? No, but we played a show and
Arkansas lost and then we had to go out and perform,
So yeah, had to perform yeah, this is like just
my choice having fun at a bar lead a sing along. Okay, well,
(33:49):
because that's what Toby Keith did. He's a die hard
Oklahoma fan and he was out at a bar, an
OSU bar and let us sing along for should have
been a cowboy. It's Toby Keith. He's in a good spirit.
He's like beating cancer right now. I probably need to
(34:10):
sing along for anything if that were the case, because
some stuff is just bigger than games unless it starts,
and nothing's bigger. That was Amy's pile of stories. It's
time for the good news. A couple of weeks ago,
someone broke into the Make a Difference Dog Rescue in Detroit, Michigan.
(34:30):
It's like the fifth time in the last year people
have broken in. They stole four little pooches r r R.
So they put up flyers. They found the dogs, but
they're like, guys, this has to stop happening. And some
donors saw the news story. It's like we got to
help him out. Wrote him a check five hundred thousand
dollars so they can get better security and find a
(34:50):
new place where it's a little bit more secure and
well security secure. Yeah, that's why that's secure a cordy.
I'm looking here on Zillo for five hundred thousand bucks.
It looks like they got a ten in the back
corner of town. It's the market now, you know. You
know how we know this is not lunchbox. I do
because he would have put his name all over. It
would have been called lunchboxes dogress. That's funny, he would
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have name it that absolutely hearing guys, I'm gonna tell
you what, I'll donate five hundred thousand change the name,
because that's why people give money to buildings, right, Like,
that's so cool to have your name on a building.
Now they pay for them. Some people, they know. It
just depends. So let's say you are heavily, um, you
work with the hospital that does a lot of work
for for kids. Okay, I know a family who this
(35:33):
hospital saved their kids life. So they fell indebted to
the doctors and the kids. I don't know them. Super cool,
I thought it. They're very rich. So what they did
is they updated like the entire wing structurally. They gave
a lot of money to it. So they just named
wing in the building after That's what I'm talking about.
But they didn't buy they didn't do that to get
their name on the building. Correct, But if you want
to buy the higher rise, you can pay to put
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your You literally can buy a place. You can put
your name in your house, lunchbox. I'm saying, you can
be named John Hopkins University, right, like by donating a
lot of money. No, not, you have to start the
university basically, Well in there a hospital John Hopkins. Yeah,
but yes, to your point, there's gym. There's buildings at
college like a high school, like Jerry Jones at the
(36:16):
University of Arkansas, as that Jerry Jones Football complex. That's
what I'm talking He basically he paid for it, but
he's also an alumni there, and he didn't do it
just to get his name on it. Oh, I'd thought
you do it, just get your name on it. He's
passionate about the sport and keeping it even if it's small.
Buy something gets your name on it. You should call
your high school to see if they change the name
to you don't know, a chair, a chair in like
the music room or something. Yeah, I mean, I am
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one of the most famous people to ever come out
of Anderson High School. So they could name a wing
after no call him and say you want to do
a locker a locker. You'll donate one hundred bucks if
they'll name a locker after you. And I'll tell you what.
If they will, I will give them the hundred bucks. Wow.
Will we go have a ceremony. I won't go back
for that, but we can digitally get we can go in.
So call them and see how much it would cost
(36:59):
for them to dedicate a locker to you. Okay, and
if it's one hundred bucks or so, I'll pay for
it and then you'll go back and be at the ceremony.
Be awesome. Maybe they put a plaque because I remember
where my locker was, one of my lockers. Well that's
what it'd be, a plaque or something kind of like, yeah, okay,
make the call. I'll call all right, thank you. That
is what this is about. Dogs, by the way, that
is what it's all about. That was tell me something
(37:20):
good about to get to Amy's morning corny. But first,
here's a corny from the voicemail that was sent to
us last night. My morning corny is why this is
strawberry can serve for the blue berry because he was
looking very blue? Is that a kid? Sounds like, Okay,
to make sure that's a really child like corny. I
liked it. That's Savannah from Louisville. Savannah, thank you for calling.
(37:43):
Now let's go over to Amy's Morning Corny Morning. Why
did the pie go to the dentist? Why did the
pie go to the dentist to get a filling? Okay,
that's a kid, Okay, making sure I knew that was coming.
That was the Morning Corny. This is a voicemail from
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Natalie in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I just wanted to say
I can't wait for the next raging idiots hit hanky
bangy come out. The hangy bangy, according to the Lunchbox,
is the thing that hangs out on your throat that ball.
Who told you that was the name of it? I
just wanted I've been calling Dad. Yeah, I guess I
called it to hangybangy. We call it that now too.
(38:28):
It's just the normal word. I like it. That's the Hangybangy.
We haven't thought about that as a song yet. It's
pretty funny. Here's Dan from Texas pitching up on the podcast.
And I heard y'all Bobby say that he can put
his tongue behind this hangy bangy. I've seen that before.
But is the reason why you can do that is
because you don't have the webbing under your tongue. Just wondering,
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I think I do no, and I left up your tongue.
Your tongue, that's my tongue. Oh my god, you don't
have it? Yes, I do, go again, you know, Oh
my gosh, what do you don't have it? See, we
can't do that because we're attached with just folds back
like that's disgusting, that's weird. You didn't get that checked out, ladies,
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you miss out. I got no living hanging with my
hanging hanging. I didn't know that was a thing. It
is now, Well, okay, call Guinness. It's right, all right.
Coming up in a second. Things that like food in
your teeth, if you want somebody to tell you. Amy
has a story about that. We'll get to that in
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our mount rushmore. Things that are embarrassing when we don't
know they're happening. Next, all right, So what happened at
a restaurant? The server comes over and she has a
huge piece of lettuce in her front teeth in between
the front two or which you like, tell me which
like over one, the one right to the left of
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the middle. It's there's no way to miss this. And
the thing is, she came to our table from another table,
so I know she had it in her teeth at
that table, and nobody said anything to her. So first
of all, what would you do? And then we're gonna
guess what Amy did? Okay, the server walks up, big fat,
green and white lunchbox, what would you do? Honestly, I
(40:14):
laughed to myself, and then I'd just look at her.
I wouldn't say a thing. It's not my responsibility to
take care of her teeth. I figured she's got co
workers for that. And then when she walks away, why
did you see that her teeth? And I laugh at her, Eddie,
how awkward would it be to have that conversation. I
just let it happen, and then like lunchbox, when she
leaves me like that was funny. Y'all. See that's great.
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I think to myself, when I was a server, if
I would have wanted somebody to say it to me.
And I think it's one of those hard truths that
you're happy someone tells you because then you didn't go
to more tables and it's not like there are a
ton of mirrors while you're working, because it's not like
you go back in the kitchen and there are mirrors
everywhere and you see it and you're running back and
forth and there are other servers, but it's not like
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you're standing around smiling at each other. Man. I think
I would have liked it if some would have been like, hey,
heads up, you got something in your teeth because you
didn't see if you just ate back, it'd have been hard.
And I don't know that I have the guts because
I don't think I would have said anything either, But
maybe I would have had this conversation on my head going,
you really wish somebody would have told you, because when
you tell something when it's always awkward when we're here,
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this this too, Yeah, like, oh, you guys a lipstick
on your teeth? Yeah, I just let him go. I'll
think out would have let her go to I hate
to say that, because I wish somebody would have told me.
We're not good people though, Amy, Apparently, what did you do? Y'all? All?
Like the table that she was at before mine, because
I had to tell her I did not let her
walk around to another table with the spinach, And the
bottom line is I would want someone to tell me
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because then I'm going to go to the bathroom or
somehow get in a mirror and I'm going to notice
it and I'm gonna be mortified. How did you tell her?
I just said, oh, hey, you have like a little
lettuce in your teeth. Let. I mean it looked like great.
I mean I don't know what it was. It's good
for you from your vegetable feel good? Yes, hey girl,
don't give her heads up? And then she was able
(41:59):
to even go take care of it before she went
and started serving other tables. What was her reaction though,
for you saying that gratitude? It was yeah, not embarrassment. No,
I mean I'm sure there's always that. I mean, anytimes
someone has to tell you, like y'all said some in
your mouth or flies down the words all the flies
down and sucks sometimes, especially if I've been out doing something,
I like, yo, your flies down, I'll do this. Yeah no,
(42:22):
and then once you leave, oh, god, like, yeah, embarrassing
things that people have to tell you. Can you think
of any others? Tall paper on your shoe? Yeah that's hey, bro,
you just walked all the way through the restaurant. There's
tall paper on. Hey, a bad one. Your tag still
on your shirt. Somebody on this show will go, hey,
new shirt. No why, I've had this thing forever? Oh yeah, yeah,
(42:45):
I got I've had it for like four months or so. Really,
Oh yeah, there's a tagging on. Yeah, that's a that's
a tough one. That's a tough one. So let's rank them.
Something in your teeth probably the worst. If it if
it's food, let's stick. I don't think it's that embarrassing,
but food, like I know about lipstick. Food on your
teeth or on your mouth is number one. Do we
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rank toilet paper on your shoe? Number two? Oh that's
the worst. I think that's number two. Number two tag
on your shirt. You guys care because that only care.
You don't care because that happens to me all the time. Yeah.
Mostly though, I'm like not wanting to say I have
something new. That's when you just say, i's gonna take
it back. No, I don't say that. That's number three?
Was there another one you had said? Was that it?
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I think that's it. We do fly down, fly up
above tage. Okay, so here's our mount rushmore of embarrassing
things that we're told that we didn't know what was
going on. One is teeth two it might be fly.
Fly is pretty bad man. Well he speaking of fly.
(43:50):
I just had a memory of one time that I
had to tell you your fly was down. And this
is years ago. You probably don't remember. Given the circumstances,
do you want me to tell you? Want you to
leave it all up? And I'd be like, I'm not
gonna sell you. Okay, So we were all in Arkansas
for your mom's funeral and you had to go. You
were speaking at the funeral, and we were all in
the little lobby area of the funeral home, and your
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fly was down, and I had to tell you, and
I did it a good thing, I know. That's my example.
That was my moment of Bobby with a tag and
something in my teeth, random whole thing. No, but I
could not let you go up in front of everybody
with your fly down. If you guys have any of
these you want to add to it, go to our
Facebook page and added up there. We'll listen back for
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you guys. So, okay, let's get this straight. One teeth two,
fly three, toilet paper four tag on your shirt. Now
that's the mount rushmore of embarrassing things that you have
to be told is happening to you when you don't
even know it. Yesterday Hardy was on and as Hardy
was on talking about his new album that's out, I
brought up a TEXTI it sent me months prior where
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he's his dude, I got the craziest ghost story. He's like,
you ain't gonna believe it, but it is for real.
So I asked him. And he collects Native American artifacts
and he believed his old place was haunted by Native
Americans because there's cabin because they're all in his house.
When I was moved into a studio. He think that
studios haunted crazy. Listen to the podcast at my house.
I've said it before, there's a ghost dog. It's for
some reason, haunting my house. And I know it's a
(45:19):
ghost dog because it was at the window. My dogs
were going absolutely apecrap. I pushed him in a room
real quick so they would chill out, and then I
went out to see that the dog was gone. There
was no chance. And then I looked at the cameras
that we have on our property. There was never a dog.
There was never a dog. It's and I've seen it
at least two or three times now. There's never been
a dog on the camera. There's a ghost dog in
(45:40):
my house. I don't know why, the ghost dog. I
don't even believe it, but it's there. Like I don't
believe it was there, but I know it was there.
Like I don't believe ghosts are just, but there's a
ghost dog at my property right now. Listen to this story.
Matthew and Lauren Kine were laying in bed looking through
security footage when they spotted a ghost walking their dog
wall In the figure. The video, the figure walks out
(46:02):
of an antique cabinet. The couple says that cabinet contains
the urns and ashes of dead relatives and pets. Okay, see,
this is why you don't keep the ashes, Matthew. That's
why you don't keep the ashes, because the ghost comes
out and walks. That's actually why you would so the
dog gets walked into the night. You don't have to
do it. I'm like asking for people's ashes. It's it's
like barrows. I'll walk my dogs. Matthew says he's skeptical
about the paranormal, but says, I can't explain it, but
(46:24):
it's there to see. But they got the footage and
it looks like a ghost is walking their dogs. Great,
it's crazy. Now, I don't believe this, but it's there.
So does some ghosts come out on the camera and
some don't like the ghost dog not on camera? This
ghost on camera. I don't think they're rules for ghosts. Okay,
does it look just like so the dog. I haven't
seen the video, but the dog is walked being walked.
He describes the figure as having a perfectly roundhead. It
(46:46):
leaves a trail of light behind it, and it's like,
I don't believe this kind of stuff, but I can't
explain it. That's how I feel. Their dog didn't bark
during the encounter, and so he said, well, the dog
must have been comfortable with them. So I had to
be a relative or family member or somebody, because the
dog usually bar around people that they don't know. Oh,
that's not crazy, that's crazy. That's crazy. It's crazy. Now
we talked about aliens and again paranormal and this was
(47:09):
a call that I got from my friend Charlemagne, who
works in New York. I saw on their show. He
does a show called The Breakfast Club that he says
he thinks aliens have visited him and his sleep and
he's had sleep paralysis and he has like dots on
his legs where he's been probed. And the thing about
him is that he is the one of the smartest
guys I know, period, just wildly bright. And when he
(47:29):
says this, you're like, is he so smart that he knows?
Or maybe I give a little too much credit. I
don't know, but he's this guy is like heads and
shoulders above most other folks I know when it comes
to just general intelligence. I don't think he's just throwing
this stuff out there. So I said, hey, dude, we're
talking about it on the show, Well you tell me
what happened. And this is a voice memo that he
sent me back about his experience. I saw a flying
(47:50):
sauce when I was in third grade. When I was
in third grade, I was playing outside of my grandmother's
yard and I turned around and literally hovering over the
trees was what you would consider a flying saucer, like
all this stuff you see in the movies. It was
jet black and it hubbed there for a while and
then it shot off. One time I woke up and
I had to sleep paralysis feeling, which we called a
(48:11):
hag in the country. And when I looked up, that
thing from Signs, the alien from Signs. And this was
I think even before I saw Signs, had to be
before I saw Signs. The thing from Signs was standing
over me, and it was purple and black, and it
was breathing just like it was in Signs. And as
the sun started to come up, it just started to
(48:32):
fade away. And I told my mother these stories for years,
wrote about him in my first book, Black Privilege, like
I have no reason to make any of this stuff up. Damn.
I just thought about it and realizing how crazy it
doesn't help, but it happened. The fact that he's got
spots on his cavzy exactly woke up on morning there
(48:52):
were two dots on his calves, both legs, exact same spot.
That's crazy termites or who knows, zats fine, there's just
too much smoke for there to be no fire at all.
How about the fact that the description of the alien
looked just like the one in the movie, Like, how
about the fact that he thinks because I grew up
a hill billy like him. It happen to me. I'm
(49:14):
gonna say, do you know what the hag is? I
have not. I don't know what that is. But where
we come from. If that happens, you just takes some
robe tests and then it goes away. So okay, there's
all that. I just wanted to share that with you, guys.
It's crazy and ghost dogs, ghost family members walking their dogs.
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Hardy listen to that yesterday, Charlemagne, All this is crazy.
It's a lot of smoke for there'd be no fire
at all. Like something of all those stories has to
be kind of true. Maybe not all of them, but something. Okay,
that's all a special edition of the news here. These
are all stories. But all these stories, in one way
or another relate to us. Oh okay, interesting somehow. So
(49:57):
it's all things that are currently happening. But let's fin
mind the tie in once I finished the story. Bobbies
Stories from upi dot Com. A class ring that went
missing decades ago has been returned to its original owner.
The Texas woman who owned the ring thought she had
misplaced it, but it was actually stolen and admitted as
evidence in a nineteen eighty six drug trial. But she
(50:19):
got the ring back. It's a graduating class from nineteen
fifty six at Dupo High School in Illinois. She always
just looked, thought it was gone, and here she goes
she gets it back. So pretty cool to get that
back after all these years. It's a sentimental thing. And
how does this relate to using well or was it stolen? Yeah?
(50:39):
We do, yes, and this is from nineteen fifty six. Amy,
So you have time, Yeah, I know, but I would
rather get it now. My class ring is from two
thousand and three Texas A and M has Amy on
the inside engraved. It's gold with the tiny diamonds. Thank you.
And so what's the reward you're offering? Are we doing her? Oh?
(51:00):
I'd And how much of this am I we're offering?
I think it was? And that's some bull crowd. Okay, Well,
there's a five hundred and fifty dollars reward for this
ring if you can find Amy's Texas A and M
class rings. She's talked to the cops in the town
where you lived in North Carolina. Was there a break in? Yes,
(51:21):
at your house? Yes, that's gotta be worried. Yeah, you
gotta assume that diamond's gone too. So when you say
there's a little tiny diamond, you think they would pop
that diamond? Now, Oh, I don't know. Okay, tiny, you
know what six hundred bucks. Let's make a SA find
Amy's class ring from Texas A and m six hundred bucks.
So that's five fifty So stupid? Why do I do this? All? Right?
Next up in Texas, the mother of an Arlington High
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school student is being investigated after allegedly sneaking into the
school and watching her daughter get into a fight where
poorly the mom was able to blended them with the
rest of the students. She's like that walking in maybe
I don't know. She's squatter legs, it's shorterer walks right through,
and she had a backpack over tries to look young.
She gets in, and she did that just so she
could be with her daughter and watch her daughter beat
up another girl. Apparently, Oh my god. That's from mid
(52:04):
Hudson News before first period when the fisticuffs began. The
story says the mom in question could be heard using
vulgar language to encourage he daughter to beat the other
girl up. Okay, well we all know who this is.
No Eddie would break up the fight this is you, Lunchbox,
because I feel as though you're the one that would
encourage your kid todd harder. Nope, it's actually Amy again.
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Her mom played to school with her, showed up at
her school one day because Amy continued to be late
to class, and all of a sudden, her mom was
there at school with her, going, I'm gonna walk you
to class. That's her right, Yeah, she tapped me on
the shoulder. She was definitely not trying to blend in. Unfortunately,
she definitely looked like my mom. And she tapped me
on the shoulder and said let's go. And I said where.
She's a math class. I said, okay, so I went.
(52:51):
I was never late to math again. There you go.
Next up from up Rocks, Robert Pattinson has tried a
ton of if her fad diets, especially from movie roles,
but this one he did was a cleanse where ate
nothing but boiled potatoes for two weeks and it worked.
But he came away from it going, hey, don't obsess
over weight loss because it can be addictive and insidious
(53:13):
and could be really terrible for your health. But for
his job, he needed to look a certain way. So
he went and ate nothing but boiled potatoes for two weeks.
Who does this relate to Eddie and Matthew McConaughey, right,
for how long did you do that? I did that
for a whole month because Matthew McConaughey he was trying
to lose weight for that uh Dallas Buyers Club movie,
(53:33):
and he was just doing boiled eggs in the morning
and then fish, baked fish, and like a cup of
veggies every single day. And that's all he ate and
all the red wine you can drink. And I did
it for a whole month. I lost what thirty five
pounds forty pounds. And here's the thing too, Eddie at
this time was so dumb. Was in my wedding right
he was? He was my best man and all of
(53:54):
if you're my best man or my grousman. I had
the suits cover they're really nice suits. You'd have to
pay for him, all like nice. But Eddie got his
fit to him when he was Dallas Buyers Club size.
So I'd lost all that weight and that a nice
tucks I got you can never wear it, but also
didn't wear it to the cmas man. I couldn't sit down.
Edie said he was gonna He said it was where
he was gonna rip. It was gonna pause. You need
(54:14):
to have it let out and it's and it's not
just the tucks. It also can be one of a
very nice suit as well. It's very nice. But you
got it when you're a way too skinny. Yeah, I
might try to get back to that that way again. No,
that's no, that's okay. Okay from Unilad an NFL player
who quits football to sell Pokemon cards. Blake Martinez was
a linebacker with the Packers, the Giants, and the Raiders.
(54:36):
After seven seasons in the NFL, he decided to hang
up his shoulder pads and go to selling Pokemon cards.
He said he started to collect him when he was six,
and he's gotten back into it and he can make
selling this a full time job. He just sold one
for six hundred and seventy two thousand dollars. Wow, that's
has a ton of Pokemon cards. You never got him appraise, though,
did you? I did? Oh, we did on the show,
(54:57):
twenty five hundred dollars for all of them, for all
of them. Were you disappointed with that? No? That's pretty good.
That's worth keeping them all these years. Would you sell them? No,
in no way. No, I'll give into my kids someday.
That's fair. I mean, I don't think your kids want those. Well,
they'll want anything if it's worth money. Yeah, you're right.
I figured Pokemon's awesome too. I just never got into it.
(55:17):
There are too many people I know that like it
or did or did love it as a kid that
I'm like, there must be something there. We did do
that app though, remember Pokemon where we would find like
a week um. One other story that is just specifically us.
I didn't want to bring up Eddie's youngest kid. I
just had a birthday and just because here on the show.
(55:39):
Remember the day Eddie called me, I was like, Hey,
I'm not gonna be in today. I was like, what up, dude,
you sick? Yes? No, we just got a call to
go pick up a baby at the hospital and I
was like, what, Yeah, we're gonna foster this baby. And
it was a newborn baby. Newborn baby I'd been in
the hospital for two weeks and neither place to go
because it was ready to be discharged, and you got
(56:00):
had been working to foster and your wife was like,
we want to foster, and you were like, I don't
know if this I just never thought that we would
be able to do that, because you know, I mean,
we have two kids already, and I didn't know if
I was able to do it. But my wife was like, yes,
we can, we can do it. And then I was like,
all right, let's give it a shot. We got certified
and bones it was a year certification to do this,
and this was the last month of certification. So I
(56:22):
was literally saying like, well, I guess it's not in
the car, it's no child. No, they haven't called us
to foster anyone, so we're not gonna do it. But
then with that last month came the call they said
we had a baby. Come on So Eddie went and
got it. He took the baby home. How was it
the first couple of days crazy, just weird, just weird.
I mean, I hadn't been a we hadn't had a
baby in the house in five years. I remember taking
the car seat into the hospital and the base was
(56:42):
on it and everything, and they're like, no, sir, the
base stays in the car and you bring the seas
like it's been five years. I don't remember this because
you have you have two kids at the time, and
you go to pick up the baby. What's it like
when you get that call that morning or that night.
Oh that was exciting because it's like, you get that
call and my wife had actually go to the hospital
in state twenty four hours with the baby before. Wow,
you can take it just so the baby can feel
(57:03):
comfortable around her, not that you can just rip him
out of the hospital. So you get the baby and
we're gonna get to the inter which is got Eddie
doing with his birthday. But so you get the baby,
take it home, and then what happens? And then we
have a baby in the house and it's like, oh, crap,
we don't have diapers. I gotta go to the store
and get diapers. Oh, we need passifiers, we need baby bottles,
we need formula, we need all this stuff. And it
was really just okay, I gotta go pick up all
(57:25):
that stuff. All this will close because they don't come
with any of that. They really come with a blanket.
And that's it. Here's the baby. Then you get another
call and how how I don't know how long from
getting the baby home to that next call. Yeah, that
was about I would say two weeks, that's all. Yeah,
two weeks. And then and they call and they say, hey,
so turns out that this baby has a brother and
(57:47):
they found him and now he needs a place to go,
and so can you take him for a little bit.
It's gonna be temporary, but he's he's an older brother.
Can you take him? So did you and your wife
have a long conversation weighing it out or was it
an automatic yes? Wasn't about it? You know they got
convinced he yes, it was an automatic. No, Well, okay,
I guess we're gonna have to, you know, give the
baby back. In my wife's like, what are you talking about?
Because in my mind I had only really told her
(58:09):
we can take one kid, like one kid for how long?
In your mind? Nine months? That's really kind of the
standard time that a foster kid would stay in a home.
So I was thinking nine months, one kid. So when
they said too, I'm like, no, no, no, that's not us,
Like I cannot, we cannot go from a family of
two kids to four kids and now six of us
in one house, Like it's not possible. But then my
(58:30):
kids overheard us. They're like dad, No, we have to.
We have to take his brother. We have to. And
after like a I don't know, a day of just
arguing and trying to figure it out, I said, all right,
let's let's just it's temporary. Let's give it a shot.
So the other kid comes home. He comes and that
was rough because he's older. He's older, and he literally
was just pulled out of his home, his environment and
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brought into our home. And he doesn't know where he's at.
He doesn't know that his brother's there. He didn't even
know that he has a brother. That's true, because there's
a baby. He's a baby. So it's just ask confusion,
don't know what's going on. So that was tougher. But
again he didn't come with anything. I'm like, Bud, you
need a toothbrush, gosh, you need everything. Underwear, you need clothes.
It's what's weird is it's same thing we told lunchbox
all the time. But underwear, you can't just fart wherever
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you want. So smash cut to today or yesterday his birthday.
How old? Now he's four years old, So that was
four years ago. That's crazy, it's four years ago. It
seems like yesterday and also one hundred years ago at
the same time. Yeah, and you know, when you get
a baby, you don't don't know what you're gonna get.
He's not our DNA, he's not our like you know,
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he doesn't act like us. He's his own person that
we really didn't know what he's gonna be like bones.
He is the most amazing human being in the whole
wide world. He is the mayor of our neighborhood. He's
so social on his my wife said when he took
him to school the other morning on his birthday, he
had the windows rolled down, yelling at all the neighbors,
it's my birthday, it's my birthday. And it's just like
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and that's his personality. He's a big bulldozer. He's very physical.
He breaks things without it, he breaks it and then
immediately apologizes. Well, he runs into stuff. When him and Stanley,
my bulldog, meet in the middle, one of them ends
up crying because they hit each other hard. Yeah, and
it's like a lineman. They're tackling a running back and
at the end of them, one of them's gonna go like,
oh that hurt so But they're no longer your foster kids,
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No because we officially adopted them a little over a
year ago. So are there are are kids. There are boys,
and two boys that you were hesitant, not because of
who they were of is pre even the idea of it.
You're like, I don't know if this is for us? Now,
how do you feel about it? I love it, I mean,
and really I can't picture my life any other way.
I mean, it's it's just a beautiful thing. I see
that they have a chance at life now. I see
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that they literally just love their life. They're happy every day.
They're good at things. You know. One of them's really
good at sports. He never knew what sports was before
he came to our house. So that's just amazing. They're
in good schools, they're just taking care of and they're
loved mostly and I love loving them. So it's great.
That's awesome. Well, happy birthday. Yeah, the little guys, little guy.
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When the little guy, when he comes to our house,
we gotta like keep an eye on him. Yeah, lamps,
it's like bam, bam, he grabbed your bag. And Bobby's like, whoa, no, no,
no no, but he is awesome, is awesome, And Eddie's
only sixteen years away. From being rich because I imagine
I'll take care of you when he plays in the league. He's, yeah,
(01:01:29):
I don't know what he's play. Story. I had a
funeral yesterday afternoon in Oklahoma and somebody really close to
my wife passed away. And so, you know, she said
it last night as we're a flying bag. She was like,
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and it's been real. It's been rough for her. It's
been a rough year for her. But she was like, man,
I'm so glad. There's only a few times in your
life you have to be this sad because people really
close to you, you know, passing away. And it is
on a couple of different levels, really weird and foreign
(01:02:09):
to me because I'm forty two now and I spent
most of my life I didn't meet Kaitlin until I
was like thirty eight or thirty nine. It was such
a I was the center of my universe because all
I cared about was trying to get ahead of my career,
because I never wanted to go back to how I
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grew up. And I think I was always running from
not having to be living in poverty again instead of
running towards something. And I have all these goals and
but with her. You know, she has such a strong
family and that is such a priority. Where it's not
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that family is a priority. I just didn't have a
lot around ever. And so it's it's like a whole
different planet when I go back. But it's like, and
I'm learning, and it's really amazing to see a family
that supports each other all the time, and it's a
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very very close, tight knit. They're always there if anything happens,
good or bad. It's like they're all there's a magnet
that sucks them all right back to Oklahoma. If they're
not there, they're back there. And if they're a town away,
they're there. And you know, it is it's like I'm
learning more now emotionally than I ever have when I was.
(01:03:40):
You know, i'm eighteen through thirty five, because I think
I learned a lot. In other ways, I think I'm
a hundred years old in some ways. Some of the
crap I've been through, but some of the crap I
haven't been through. And you know, to also watch her
be extremely sad, it's again foreign to me to be
really sad because somebody else is sad, if that makes sense.
Where I get sad. My mom died just crippling. My
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grandma died who adopted me and was like my mom,
probably more than my mom was again crippling, but I
was just sad for me. But to be sad for
somebody like and watch her be really just distraught because
she loves somebody so much, That's a new thing for me.
(01:04:25):
I don't think I've ever cried for anybody that was
crying until like yesterday, I at this funeral and I'm
just trying to be there for her and support her,
and I'm like, what's happening to me? It was, it
was weird. I was like, what's what? Why? What's in
my eye? But it really was me being sad for
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another person. And I think most people learn this emotional
education at like twenty two, twenty twenty five years old,
and I'm just now learning it now, and at times
it's difficult, eye opening, you know. I never really had
a Christmas Eve, Christmas morning what some people would consider
(01:05:06):
traditional Christmas until the last couple of years. And at
her house they have traditions. They you know, they watch off,
they build and I'm like, what planet? What? What reality
show is this? And so to go back at a
really difficult time, for her. You know, I just have
(01:05:33):
never it's all all that's new, and I come back
and I feel like, dang, I've I've grown a little
bit because I've never felt those things before. So it's weird,
you know. In this morning, I wake up and she
obviously had a rough night last night, and it's like,
I'm also grateful that she gets to be that sad
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about somebody. It may be a little bit jealous too,
because if somebody he dies and you are extremely distraught, sad,
upset because you love them and they meant so much
to you. Man, how lucky is it that you had
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somebody that you loved and that meant so much to
you and you don't want anybody to die ever, obviously,
But there's only a few people in your whole life
that really just kind of camp out in your gut,
in your heart and lived there, and there's real value
(01:06:34):
in that sadness. And then how lucky are you that
you get to be so sad not because of the sadness,
but because of everything that created that sadness, all the
great memories and all the love that came from Because
that's why you're sad. So yes, it sucks. I know,
(01:06:58):
it sucks to have somebody super close to you pass
away is the worst, but it is a It gives
me a bit new perspective being sad for someone else
that's sad, because I can also take a half step
back and be a little jealous because and I don't
(01:07:26):
think it maybe makes sense to her yet, but she
is very, very fortunate she got to be sad because
she loved someone that much. And that's a hard thing
to process right when it happens. Like I look back
at my grandmother who when my mom left for years
and would come back and would leave even come back,
(01:07:48):
and I think my mom loved me. But when you
get pregnant of fifteen and you're an addict, I think
it's it's definitely you're starting from a disadvantage in life.
But my grandmother was consistent and constant, not always the
same thing, but she was that for me, the only
version of that that I had, and I struggled with
(01:08:13):
it for a long time after she died, and I
think I've said, like, one of my biggest regrets is
when I was in college and after that not going
back and spending more time with her because she had
a stroke and then there was a time after a
stroke where she didn't remember a whole bunch and then
she passed away, and it was really terrible, and I'm
just upset and sad and angry for years and on
and on feel sorry for myself. But then the farther
(01:08:36):
you get away from it. Even now, there are times
where I just go, Man, how lucky was I? And
sometimes I'm like, you know, it's pretty unlucky how I
grew up. But no, I was so lucky that I
had her, And it took me a while to realize that.
It took me a while that I realized, Man, I
was so sad because I knew what I what I lost,
(01:08:57):
because I was so lucky to have what I had,
And so spending that time with her yesterday was a
new emotion for me. And the longer that I stay married,
which I've been married a year in July Augus, I've
tim Brock to a year and a half. Basically, I
keep learning all these things, and I think a normal
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person with normal emotional intelligence learned a long time ago.
But I just come back on, wow, like you guys
are messed up, all your normal folks, So you know
it's it was a tough day yesterday for sure, and
it's a tough day for a lot of people today,
and it'll be a tough day for a lot of
people tomorrow. But what I just want to say to
everybody who is going through this, because will either go
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through it or somebody will go through it for us.
That is inevitable. We will go through it with somebody
that we love, or they will go through it for us,
that when you are so sad and so hurt and
so just just epically down because of somebody you love
(01:10:05):
leaving you, if you can just take a second, hopefully
because you'll take a lot of seconds later and understand
that it's it's a luxury to get to be sad,
because that means that they made you so happy for
so long. And it was pretty cool. It was really
(01:10:28):
cool to watch her have a genuine sadness based of
pure love. And that's what I saw. I've really never
seen that because I never cared to see it, because
I never cared about anybody like that before, never been
in a real relationship. I've been. I was in relationships,
(01:10:50):
but none of them really counted because I didn't invest
any of me until her. So that's where we were
yesterday afternoon, and it was tough, but it's tough for everybody.
But I just hope when you get really sad about
somebody dying, whomever it is, it doesn't get any better
(01:11:11):
thinking this, But as a small consolation, I hope, just
for brief seconds, you go, I'm so lucky to be
this sad, because I'm sad for a reason, because of
all the love that was shared between whomever it is.
That's all. That's why I came away thinking, I just
feel bad for my wife in a lot of ways,
not even for this. She's had a rough last twelve months.
(01:11:34):
She's been very sick for a year. I mean, I've
watched her just battle it out and try to keep,
you know, a positive outlook, and she's just been She's
so much stronger than I am, and I've bench press
against any of you fools in year. But she's been
(01:11:56):
sick for a year now, solid had security and stalker
issues and she's like why me, And I'm like, yeah,
why are you? It took me a long time to
get a stalker. How can you want something? And then
you kind of find out who it is and you're like,
holy crap, and then the Internet, where she just doesn't
(01:12:23):
and it's a little bit my fault because she's so funny.
I was like, you should do stuff with me online,
and it got really ugly for her for no reason,
and so now she's just like wow. I mean, she
posts on Instagram occasionally, which is unfair that she can't
just live and post on Instagram like a normal person.
But it's been a rough year for her and I
really feel bad for her, and there's a rough day
(01:12:46):
yesterday for her. But I really came away from that
admiring the really strong family dynamic that she has, that
people have that I hope I have one day, you know,
with a larger family, and that I just hope if
there's anything I could pass to you guys from this,
(01:13:07):
because we're all going to go through it more than once,
it's that I hope you just understand how lucky you
are to be very sad. I felt lucky to be
very sad for her. Not the same, but I felt
lucky to be very sad for her. So that's all.
I just feel like, if I didn't say that, I'd
go home and be like, dang, I really should have
got that off my chest. I know that ain't the
(01:13:28):
greatest radio, but that's all in this special perspective that
I think is encouraging to hear. Like I mean, people
can take that with them and remember and have gratitude
for all the memories and the love, just like you're saying.
And it's cool too that you're acknowledging that at any
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time in our lives, we also can experience growth, and
just because we've been one way for so long doesn't
mean that we can't evolve and change and like you said,
become more emotionally available, emotionally intelligent. And I turned ten yesterday.
That's cool. Yeah, No, I mean it's a story. It's
a story of hope. I am a story of hope. Yeah.
(01:14:10):
So we'll get off that and I have some other
stuff to talking about it in in a second. But that's
what I wanted to say. I'm not trying to bring
the show down. I waited to light in the show
to bring this up, talk about it, but that's what's up.
I wanted to get it off my chest and I
can switch it up real quickly and say this that
if you go over to our website, this is we're
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(01:14:30):
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It's not going to cost you anything. And we don't
save your email. We don't spam people do. This is
when I find out spam people do. We guys, we
don't send them. So okay, just making sure, I mean,
if we do, I get it. That's but this is
not that, okay. I prepare to roll your eyes. A
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woman issuing a concert venue after she got so drunk
she basically blew up a house. She was twenty six
years old driving home from the concert when she crashed
into a house that caused an explosion. The explosion destroyed
four houses and injured seven people. Falling embers caused fires
at several houses nearby as well. The entire neighborhood had
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to be evacuated. Gas and water service were shut off
in the area ten to fifteen million dollars in damages. Now,
she and her father have filed a lawsuit against the
company that owns the concert venue and serves the booze.
The suit claims the company shares liability for the explosion
because it kicked him out of the venue without trying
to prevent her from driving home. It also alleges the
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venue served her while knowing she was intoxicated. That's from
Local twelve now. It's it's when you don't want to
take personal responsibility that starts to be really upsetting to me.
And also if you're going, well, they didn't know she
was drunk. Well, there are twenty thousand people there and
you don't pay a bartender enough to have to watch
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and see if people are drunk. Or not, and you
depend on personal responsibility. Yeah, they serve a lot of
people and they're making twelve bucks an hour or less
because of the tips, depending and if that position was
a salary job and they were trained specifically to do
that and paid more to watch and than I would understand.
(01:16:37):
But they're not even told they have to watch every
single person. It's like, hey, if you see somebody that
is unsafe, let us know. But it's what do they do.
They can either get in trouble for not working fast
enough because they're watching everybody, like oh let me see,
or this, but this is account this is personal responsibility.
Or the friend goes and buys the drink. You're stay
(01:16:57):
in your seat because you're drunk, they go get the drink.
I mean, there's no way they there's no way. It's
no way they win. And if it matters is Marilyn
Manson concert and it doesn't matter. But we were told
because I never was a Marilyn Manson kid, but we
were told we were kids that Marilyn Manson was going
to it. One of his shows locked the doors with
like put the wood plank in the door, locked so
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you couldn't open up, you know, those double doors. I
remember that, and then he was gonna burn it down
with everybody inside. You never did not? Yeah, I might.
We were also told that he was the kid from
Wonder Years Paul, Yeah, the brother No. No, yeah, with
the glasses. Yes, but she's not, she's not. Yes. A
new studies found that viagra lowers the risk of heart
(01:17:42):
disease and men by up to thirty nine percent, and
it even helps reduce the risk of an early death.
So we had come up with a segment, the Placebo challenge.
Oh yeah, I'm good about it. Didn't our lawyers say
that wasn't the best idea? Like, weren't we softly recommended
not to do it? I didn't know this follow up?
(01:18:03):
Was this not followed up on the air? Yeah, it
was like, shouldn't do it? It was a soft Yeah,
it wasn't a no, but it was maybe not. The
bid idea was the guys sign up for the plus
Sebout Challenge. They get paid some money and three of
them get they have to close their eyes, three of
them get like a sugar pill, and one of them
gets viagra, but all of them think they might have VIAGRAA.
(01:18:26):
And so then we just see what happens and if
you didn't get it, do you still get it? You
find out and if you did so, I had to
google how long it takes viagra to kick him. Yeah,
that's a good question. Well if it stays kicked for
four hours, call your doctor. Yeah, oh yeah, Okay, I
forgot that out. We were softly recommended not to do
(01:18:46):
that bit, but now that it's about men's health, heart
health and lowering heart disease and men, this might actually
be a public service more than a bit. Netflix revealed
it's paid sharing option from multiple profiles in the same account.
They were introducing a paid sharing option from multiple users
as they crack down on password sharing this early to
(01:19:07):
mid part of the year. The plans to alter how
people use and if you've been watching on someone else's account,
you'll have to create your own log in and pay
for your own access, which is a fraction of it.
But it's called paid sharing because multiple users break down
that subscription price. Basically, you share it all, you share
(01:19:28):
the account, but also if Eddie and I were to
share one, we each pay half. The new option comes
if people wish to share or people who live elsewhere,
So what happens is if you check in from elsewhere
too many times, they end up shutting the whole account down. Yeah,
you're limited on that. Yeah, so my because I have
YouTube TV and they go. Or if we were in
Oklahoma yesterday and I was wanting to check some scores
(01:19:50):
on some stuff and I was like okay, and this says,
are you did you move to where you are now?
Are you temporarily visiting? And I went temporarily visiting? And
so if I temporarily visiting and I'm not temporary, then
that has to be in my home and then if
I move, it only gets something move before they shut
it down. So, Lunchbox, I know you have claimed that
you steal all your streaming said, no, no no, I don't
(01:20:11):
steal all of them. I trade, I trade out, and yes,
Netflix is the one I do not pay for. I
am one. You said that wrong. No, what do you trade?
I trade HBO Max someone gets my old log in
and you pay for that. Yeah, then why don't you
guys just share? It sounds like you could just you're
doing the same thing, So why not just share that
take effort you have to enter in all this. No, No,
I mean I'm I'm still on Netflix show, like, I'm
(01:20:33):
still using it, no problem. You think you're a Gangster're
you doing somebody else? You know it's only a matter
of time before they come after you, or it gets
assigned to his city and the whole account it's it's
just his and he has to pay for all of
it and they lose theirs. It's not on my credit cards.
I wanted to pay anything. I'm just telling you, I
am still using it, no problem. Thanking Netflix. They're gonna
(01:20:54):
crack down on that crap. Will you pay a fraction
of the price instead of having to pay for it all?
Or we just not have Netflix. I just want have Netflix. Then,
I mean unless the person that wants to use my
Hbo Max, if they still want to pay for the
whole thing, they can and let me give me a
log in or you see what I'm saying, Like it's
a it's a tip for tap, Like I give you
HBO Max, you give me that, we understand what it is,
(01:21:14):
like my cousin, anything else you're taking, or just that
one Disney where's the tap for that to Disney? I
give my once again, my HBO Max goes my Yeah,
so you're giving away one thing but you're getting all
these other ones. Yeah, how many logins? I mean how
many people different people can log into HBO Max? I
have no idea. At least three, but you'll find out
(01:21:35):
actually four because my sister uses it too. And what
do you get from her? I get? What do I
get from her? Is it paramount? Plus? I think it's paramount.
It's just on a text thread where you're like, here's
my password? Yeah, like, oh, I got logged out? Can
you give that me that? Like YouTube TV? I brought
my brothers. What do HBO? I want to talk to
(01:21:56):
Audrey and Saint Louis real quick. Hey Audrey, Hey Audrey,
good morning, you're on the show. Hi Bobby, how are
you doing pretty good? What can I do for you? Hey? So,
I was just calling because I was listening to you
just kind of talk about your experience with just kind
of supporting Caitlin through this difficult time. And I actually
(01:22:18):
am kind of going through something similar. My husband lost
his mom. She was a teacher at a high school
in Saint Louis and she was tragically killed in his
school shooting back at the end of October. And I
kind of grew up similar to you. Just kind of
having a kind of a strained family situation. And his
(01:22:43):
family is super close and they're so tight knit and
they love each other so much. And after that happened,
it was obviously tragic, but just feeling the amount of
I guess like pain for my husband seeing him grieve
was something I've never experience. Um And so everything that
you explained, I just truly haven't heard anyone explain it
(01:23:06):
like you before, and I really could relate. So I
just really appreciate you putting that out there so others
who have been in that situation can kind of put
words to that. Audrey. I appreciate that call. Thank you.
Sometimes I feel like I'm just on here, rambling and
figuring it out as I go by. Sorry to hear
that about the situation there, Geez tragic. I'm very sorry,
and I appreciate the call, and thank you and thank
(01:23:27):
you for listening. Man, Thank you so much. By Audrey.
All right, let's do some good news here, because Lunchbox
just got bad news. The Netflix is going to crack
down on him coming out. The whole family just got
bad news that the HBO Max is about to explode. Worried.
All right, here we go sorry. Today. This story comes
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to us from Seattle, Washington. A woman walked into a store,
stole a bunch of items, ran out to her car.
Instead of just driving away, she tries to go Austin
and make a U turn, hits two cars, three cars,
hits a cop car before she's arrested. You know that's
a funny reference because I was talking to my wife
about this, who is basically, what almost twelve years younger
(01:24:13):
than I am. Yeah, and I Eddie was in the
car we're talking about making in Austin Powers. I was
in my car and she was like, I don't I
don't understand that because Morgan hasn't seen Austin Powers either. Well,
she had it until he made her and I was like,
you know when he's on the zamboni type thing and
he's trying to turn around in the hallway, It's like,
I don't know what that is. We had a YouTube YouTube,
didn't made her watch it, And I hate wh people
do that to me, because like, this is hilarious. It's
(01:24:35):
like seven seconds and it's not hilarious, but she watched it.
She goes, Oh. So for those maybe that don't know,
there's a scene in Austin Powers where he's trying to
turn around, but the hallway is very tight and he
has like a big it's not really a zamboni, but
it's got a big flattened those flattened wheels, right, Yeah,
it's like a golf cart slash samboni something like that. Yeah,
(01:24:56):
And so he can't turn it around because it's just
he's like, go up six inches back six. It's very funny. Yes,
I'm Lunchbox. As your bone head story of the day,
we talked about accidental nine one calls on this show
because there was a guy that was playing video games
and he butt dial nine one one and the video
game he was playing with a shoot him game and
it's like I just killed two people and nine one
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hears him. They swatt his house because and not as
what they call when you're swatting, you call a squat
team to someone's house as a prank, but they literally
heard him go I just killed two people and there
are gunshots. So they go to his house. Guy come
out with your hands up and he's like what and
he has to go all his hands out. He's only
seventeen years old. Gosh, like man, oh man. So We
talked about it, and some listeners wrote some stories on
(01:25:37):
our Facebook page. Chris wrote, a dozen officer showed up
to my shop because we were cooking catfishing beans on
the wood stove, and the neighbors called the cops and
said they could smell meth cooking. Oh my gosh, it
was catfishing beans. And so the cops showed up and
they're like, hey, we know you got It wasn't meth.
It may have been worse for you, but it wasn't math. Cholesterol.
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Ashley says cops showed up to my house saying they
got a call that my house was on fire. My
ten year old son admitted he called nine one one
to tell them, and he did tell them that because
of a dare from his friend. Oh wow, Kim wrote,
I came back from walking my dogs and cops swarmed
the house with guns. The cops that someone told them
there were people running around with guns. Basically she got squatted.
(01:26:22):
That was one of those pranks where someone said there
are people with guns because they're somewhere nearby and they
want to see it happen. And then here's one from Tina.
My two year old was messing out with a phone
dial nine one one. They heard me and my husband fighting.
I said I was going to punch him. Oh no.
They showed up thinking that somebody had called and just
left it on so they could hear it, because there
was a domestic violent situation happening, like I said it was.
(01:26:45):
Though she said, I'm like, oh so, and Amy sounds
like some sort of Italian chef when she did. There
was the time that I set my alarm off at
my house and I didn't want to be late to
work because you know what happens if you're late to work. Yeah,
you gets at home. He gets at home. So I
just left, let it go, and and police arrived. You
(01:27:11):
just left. That's a call. Though you can make it go.
My alarm won't stop going off. I panicked because there
are times where people go, hey, yeah, kids sick, and
I'm like cool, Oh good, thank you for letting me know.
That's completely legitimate. If your house alarm is going off,
that's legitimate. Hey. But remember Lunchbox and I almost thought
about ditching his car one man work. We were going
to something, and I mean there was traffic on the bridge.
(01:27:33):
I said, Eddie, I'm just going to get out of
the car. We're gonna r on the bridge. We'll run
there and Eddie's like, no, we can make it. Thank you.
We'll see tomorrow, everybody, Bobby Bones, y'all,
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