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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Alisa, Welcome to Tuesday show. More than studio morn. Let's
go round the room and check in on everybody. First off,
we'll go over to our producer.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Ready.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
He puts his wife in charge of figuring out just
how much to tip, and when it comes to making
videos for the show, he edits all the clips. Producer Ready. Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
So back in December, we played golf with Darius Rocker.
Me and Bobby played with Jake Darius and it was
part of Jacoben's foundation.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It was the best day of my life.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I rode the car with Darius and at the end
of the round, he says, hey, man, whenever you want
to play golf in Nashville, just let me know. And
I said absolutely, He's got a club and everything. Okay,
So my question is the one do I let him know?
And how do I let him know? Because I'm ready
to play golf if.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You rode with them all damn sure. Because what happens
is if you have a great time with somebody who
didn't know as well, you always trade numbers at the end.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
So did they trade No, there was no trading numbers.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It was almost like, hey, dude's hanging out with you, hey,
let me know whenever you want to play golf.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
It's like, okay, why would he say that. There's no
point in saying that if you don't mean it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I'm true. Why not so much about golf. But if
I let's say you and I we knew each other
work a little bit. There was a work event. I
was like, hey, my wife and your whatever date. Yeah, like, hey,
we should go to dinner sometime. You absolutely, but if
you don't make a plan to do it, if it's
just like a thrown out there thing, it's just kind
(01:33):
of what you say because it's comfortable to say that.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
When you're leaving, you're telling me he didn't really mean
let's play golf. I'm telling you that was just his
way of saying he had a good time. And if
he sees you around, he sees you.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Around, when am I going to see him around?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Well?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I have you know how you filter things when someone's
saying it. Did you hear him say I will play
golf with you or anytime you want to play in Nashville,
let me know because he can probably get you in somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, that wouldn't happen. That second thing wouldn't happen.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Okay, well just do you know either way?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Just a wild coincidence?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
What did Darius?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Look at what was No, this is just this morning.
Third text down one two? Oh, who is it? I
was texting with Darius this morning about stuff? Did he
mention the gold?
Speaker 7 (02:14):
He did not say?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
You know what I meant to catch up with Eddie? No,
I'm very sorry. What are you guys talking about shows? Baby,
don't worry about it. Well, Darius is a friend. I'll say,
Darius is a friend. Friend.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, maybe that's what he meant, asked Bobby, he has
my number, so now he never said to me give
Eddie my number.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I tell you what it said, because but all I
could see was the first few words, you know, in
a text like you can just see the first few
words exchange, and it was just love that.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh love that you all send any memes to each other. No,
but what I sent a picture of him was of you, Oh,
play golf. Yeah yeah, Yeah, here's what I'll do. I'll
float to a text saying, hey, let's play golf in
the next thirty days or so Eddie and I are
ready ready to go.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I love it that way.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
It kind of include Maeah, I appreciate that, okay, because
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
But it's also like if someone says, hey, we should
get together sometime, they don't mean it unless they say
we should get together at this time that specific times.
Otherwise it's just a comfortable okay, all right, moving on.
His only goal as a child was to be on
real world and have fun. And when you're looking for
somebody to give you a bone head story, he's the one.
It's lunch buke. Amy goes Amy. Again.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
We all know Amy has a tendency to do things
and you just go, what is she thinking?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Then you go, you know what, that's Amy.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
So I was talking to Kevin kick off Kevin the
other day and he goes, did you guys tell Amy
it was my birthday? I was like, nobody, goes, Look,
Amy texted him happy birthday. Sorry I missed your birthday.
He goes, my birthday is not till the middle of March.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I didn't. That's a funny joke. I have a running
joke where I just randomly throughout the year tell Eddie
happy birthdays publicly so people will fill up his feed.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Nothing to Kevin, Well, so we got a calendar invite,
and I didn't. I didn't look at the date. I
just looked at the day and it said Wednesday. And
I thought the calendar invite was coming because it was
Wednesday of that week, because that would make sense, and so.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
He sometimes they calendar invite, probably three weeks.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Out, but it also would okay, makes sense if he
were sending things that are happening that week. And then
Wednesday came and went and it was Thursday, and I
was like, shoot, I forgot Kevin's birthday, and so that's
why I texted, sorry, I missed your birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
So it was just a Wednesday that his birthday is. Yeah,
and you assumed it was this Wednesday. Yeah, well, good
for you for thinking about that, bad for you for
not clicking into.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
It, cooking into the calendar to see what.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
More detail Wednesday.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
It was okay, Amy, but I just thought you were
just randomly texting out of nowhere. I was like, is
she just looking for an excuse to text him, like hey,
happy birthday?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
No? If I needed an excuse to text, and I
could come up with something like.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
That had a birth this pretty specific, here's a funny
bit we can do right now? Inspired me. I will
swipe my contacts and say stop, and whoever it lands on,
I'll say happy birthday. Text here okay, I love it.
Right here we go and stop message Darius. It is
not Darius, have your birthday? Hello?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Who is it?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Happy birthday? It's an executive in our company.
Speaker 9 (05:19):
Oh no, you are a plus and I hope you
get many more hbd.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Bb all right, let's do another one. You can give
her a follow on Instagram for skincare hacks to find
out how she likes to spend her mornings by the
fire and relax.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
It's Amy, okay. So remember that guy that called in
his name's mark and he left a voicemail and he said, hey, Lunchbox,
if you had listened to me about this one stock,
then you and Bobby and Amy would have more money
because I told you about this one a while ago.
And Lunchbox looked and sure enough, we do have that stock,
and it did go up, but we could have bought
(06:01):
it way back and made more.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I remember the guy. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
So then I was like, hey, Scoopa seed, do we
have that guy's number?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh my god, it is this person's birthday today. It
is I swear to God, no, hold on, I swear,
Oh my gosh, no way, heymighty, come look at that.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I don't believe you, because that's correct, dude. We gotta
go to Vegas right now.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Just pull the Oh my gosh, it's their birthday. Hey,
we're going to Vegas.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Come on, don't make you scrolled and we said stop on.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yes, lunchbox books some flights, let's go. Got it because
it shows you the person's name and underneath it and
like a text like maybe you should know that's their birthday.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
But baby, but this is what happened.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
It may have popped Oh no, that's not their birthday.
I said that.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Because you said happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh no, no, your phone. Now I was like, it
really is your birthday? Your phone? Yes, let me text
a heavy birthday.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, it would pop up.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
No, hey, the phone shouldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Well, it wants to help you remember.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
No, no, no, no, but it's a prank, like this is
a complete joke. The phone shouldn't assume that we're being real.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It does.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, phones, Hey canceled, cancel the tickets, lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
We're not going to such an idiot because now it's
to like seven messages in a row. Yeah, this is
the greatest, Frank this time you.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Mike just texted me happy birthday, and now his computer
and phone is saying today's.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
My birth I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't like that, Apple, but I now I have
to Now I have to send a voice memo. No,
what if it comes back in it is our birthday?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I doubt it because the chances of that same day
was crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Did you finish yours?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I don't even know where my brain is turned upside
down right now if you'll start even start over that.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
I was talking about Mark, the guy that called us
at all stock oh the stocks. Yeah, yeah, so stock
guy Mark, and got his number because I wanted to
reach out to him to see what else we need
to be doing stock wise, because he seemed to have
good insight and he hasn't gone back to me.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You called him with your own personal time, like just
be like, he what U buddy? Can I get some
stock advice?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
But what that's even He's not what's happened to me?
But that's bizarre. Amy just called a listener up with
that him saying, hey, give me a call.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah, pretty called us offering advice, but to our request line. Yeah,
you do that often.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
No, okay, thank you, Amy from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He
always wishes people happy b Day. It's always fun to
see what he'll say, Bobby Bone, thanks very much. Okay.
So in my home studio you may see if I'm
doing Bobby cast or work from the studio. At times,
I have this some kind of a crylic bust of
Thomas Jefferson and it's front of us right now, and
(08:53):
it's probably how many feet tall? Do you think that is?
Two feet tall? Yeah, it's pretty heavy. It's the bust.
It's like a statue like shoulders to head and as
Thomas Jefferson and his eyes are kind of blacked out
with my headphones on him. It's just funny. Got it
at like a house sale. So I was like, I
like how it looks, but I wonder if they make
them with people that aren't historical figures or presidents. So
(09:15):
I got on. I started started searching famous busts. Well,
first of all, don't do that. It showed a bunch
of boobs. That was my first thing. Where now I'm like, great,
not to my not to my Google searches. Secondly, I
did famous marble or I forgot what the word for
this is, but I say crylic busts. And then they
started to pop up you could buy, and I saw
(09:37):
really cool Albert Einstein one. That's cool. Yes, same size, basically,
same texture, same weight, and have ordered. I was very
excited for it to come in. He was gonna put
it on in the studio as well, and then it
said we'll be arriving in July. Oh man, it's a
long time they're making it, I guess from hand. And
(09:59):
I already bought it. And there's a no refund policy.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Is something I look forward to, though in July.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I might be dead in July. Time flies, man. But
what I would like to say is if I die
before July, I would like to leave my Albert Einstein
bust to lunchbox.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
Oo.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
All, thank thank you. Let's open up the mail bag.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Mail and we breathe it all the air. It's something
we call Bobby's mailbag.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I need your help. I had
to handle a situation. I have a coworker who likes
to touch that's weird. Oh my oh. He has to
walk by me to get to the bathroom or to
the water jug and every time he walks by, he
has to like touch me, play, hit me on the back,
something like that. There are times where he asked me
if I want to hug and I say no, but
he continues to try and hug me. If I get
(10:46):
up to talk to other guys in our office area
and I walked past him, he patted me on the
shoulder as I walk by. I said, hey, man, please stop,
but he keeps on. He thinks it's funny. So now
I come to you asking for help. How do I
get this to stop? Thank you? Which, by the way,
this is a dude. Oh dude touched them and it
was a woman. It's like a buddy like he's always
slapping signed a guy who doesn't want to be touched.
(11:08):
We got one of those here, don't.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
I mean we used to have Ray used to get
back roads from a guy that would just walk through
the glassroom and give a back road.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Walk on that though, I don't he's a good background
a BackRub. Yeah, it's if you don't want the BackRub.
So Amy, what do you suggest he do?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Hr?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That's that's that's resource.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Okay, he's already tried to deal with it, and no
he's not doing straight that he said he's already tried
to ask multiple times lunchbox like dude, who cares?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Is a bro?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Pat me on the back, like, get over it.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
I used to hug him too, Do you want to
hug And he says no, and he's like relaxed.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
HR I'm with Amy told him like, dude, I don't
want to hug, Like stop stop HR series. I would
give another shot, though, I'd be like, hey man, I
don't want to be touched. Just don't touch me anymore.
You're not friends with them, it doesn't matter. It's business
in HR know, not yet. I just say, dude, you
gotta stop touching me. I have a thing about being
touched or you don't have to be mean about it
or you you hey, buddy, what's up? Whatever? But I
(12:10):
have a like a weird OCD you think about being touched,
so it's I think it's cool you like to connect
with people, but don't touch me because I start to
freak out and then he won't touch you anymore.
Speaker 11 (12:19):
But what about that you want to huge? Yeah, weird?
I just wantn't want to fire him though, until is
not gonna fire him.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
They're gonna get.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Are you kidding me.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
You guys, they're gonna get He's gonna get fired if
you go to HRS Woke America, woke American fire people.
What you tell AhR. Don't fire him, but you got
to tell HR what you do?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
JR.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
I know it's against your policy, but don't you know,
fire the guy. He just wants a hug. Maybe go
box up and says you want to hug. Just say, hey, man,
don't touch me anymore. Please set a boundary. Tell him
the boundary. Then if he crosses it completely, then you
can do HR.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay, I like it. That's a weird one. But thank
you for sending this that email. If you want to
send us an email, Morgan, what's the email address?
Speaker 12 (13:01):
They send it to mail bag at bobbybones dot com.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Right there, you go, close it up. We got your
email and we read it on your Now it's find
the clothes Bobby's mail bag. You okay, Preggy, good news,
break good news. Let's go to Morgan's first, who runs
all of our digital and social media forever. She has
not been able to smell stuff or it's affected her taste.
(13:27):
She said, like long coat. I don't even know what
you would call the COVID. Yeah, TH's long COVID, the
version of it.
Speaker 12 (13:32):
Yeah, I mean it has to be because it's impacted
other things. That's just the really potent one potent.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yes. So the question is you did this therapy and
they like, did they rub your nose?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
They did?
Speaker 12 (13:46):
It was fascia and they did cupping on my face,
so they did you started to smell a little Yeah,
it started to help a little bit, not one hundred
percent back, but I started smelling things again.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Now has it continued to get better?
Speaker 12 (13:58):
I have like moments here and there, but no, Oh,
it's not one hundred percent back.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
What about how it affects your taste? Has that changed
at all? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (14:04):
Sometimes, like sometimes I taste soap like in cheese. Sometimes
will taste like soap or.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Like a certain chip.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
It just depends on the flavoring, I guess.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But wonder what the chemical is that just isn't jiving
with whatever your nerves are doing.
Speaker 12 (14:20):
Yeah, like something in like this nasal system is not working.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Right, So you still can't smell all the way and
it's affecting your taste. And how long ago did you
have this?
Speaker 12 (14:30):
COVID twenty twenty one August of twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Wow, bizarre. Wow. Would you go back to this person
again and have them rub on your nose?
Speaker 12 (14:38):
I think I could. I'm just not sure if it's
like a long term like it helped open it up,
but now I don't know if there's like more to
be opened up or if I have to like have
a procedure done.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
You know, crazy that did that to her. And that's
just one of a million stories where it's just affected
people in odd, little different ways. If it one, if
it didn't do anything to some people, it killed some people,
and then it just did a little think weird to
some people. Okay, there's Morgan's breaking news. I'll do mine
breaking out.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Bring it out.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
So I got a sea pat machine. I went to
like a sleep study and they put all the stuff
on me. Man. I put this off for a year
and a half. Finally went went to sleep, was all
strapped up and went back to the doctor and they're like,
you have sleep out India, and I'm like, cool, I've
heard of it, don't really know what it is. Apparently,
like thirty times an hour, my throat would close up
and I'd stop breathing, which could affect a lot of things.
So I have this machine. I strapped it around my head,
(15:29):
put it. It goes in my nose and it just blows
air NonStop. And the first four or five days I
started to have dreams for the first time, like multiple dreams.
I would wake up and go I cannot. I would
still wake up like once in the middle of the night,
but I would sleep for the first time in forever.
I've never done crack. That's good, good, good idea.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Man.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yea sleep is like crack to me because I just
want it all the time.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
You can't get enough of it.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I just want to all the time.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I want it right now.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, like having good sleep again. Can't compare it to anything,
so I want to compare it to something that I
never had, crack how people talk about it. I need crack,
and I need it now. I over the past weekend,
I think I slept. I did wake up occasionally at
night because I take it off my head after a
while it hurts my nose a little bit. But I
think I slept like sixteen hours where my wife thought
(16:19):
I was sick because I would go and read and
just go to sleep. She's like, are you okay? I'm
like I'm on crack.
Speaker 13 (16:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I mean I'm gonna sleep, so I can't keep it
on all night yet, and I do wake up a
little bit, but I'm having dreams every day. Every night.
I'm not getting eight hours asleep, but I'm getting five
and six and I'm having pure sleep for the first
time ever. I ordered a new mask though, This one
that I have now straps around, goes up the nose.
I just got online and said best map, best best
(16:46):
mask for seapat and so it's a full mask. At
first I thought I don't want a full mask, but
I'm gonna try it out. It looks like I'm going
into some sort of chemical spill. Yeah, oh boy.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
So yeah, now that you've gotten a little taste of it.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
You're like, I I got the guy gave me here
a little free crack. No I needed a Yeah. What's
annoying for my wife, though, is when it falls out
of my nose at night because it doesn't make a
lot of noise. The machine doesn't make any noise. A
little bit of air comes out of the back of
it because it's got to have a bit of leakage
because I breathe out of it. It can't just come
straight up and only push out because I have to
breathe out. But if it falls out of my nose,
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that's when it makes noise. She'll go, you're leaky.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
But the mask won't do that right, it'll because I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I don't have it yet, supposed to come today. But
this seapat machine has absolutely changed my life to where
now I will come in some mornings and be like,
I'm still sleepy. When I was never sleepy because I
never got to the point of being sleepy. I would
just like grind out a couple hours. So anyway, crack
rocks sleep sleep, sleep sleep.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
So that's my breaking news. I'm still on it, breaking news.
I've changed masks at least I bought it. Should be
here today breaking out so our health we're all getting there.
I think you want any update. Has your tail.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
My tailbone?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Your tail well pops out like a tail.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
It is a tailbone, right, but it pops out like
it is. Some would say a little abnormal like a.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Tail, but you're basically a stegosaurce.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
It's actually been feeling okay. There was a well, you.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Guys know what a stegasaurce was you thought that was funny?
That's with the blade? The blade?
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah, okay, yeah, it's fine. I know you're trying to
make fun of my tailbone, but no, not.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
We all have issues.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
You're not going to make you're not and I like it.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
When you're excited because I can tell it goes.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
This is you're not making fun of my tailbone.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I got a recent adjustment, and don't I feel like
whenever I get adjusted, it gets in the right spot.
So when I said it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Hurt, that's unfortunate. Stinks. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yeah, long road trips are rough, but you should.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Get like an underwear sire from in the back. Yeah,
for your tail I have an id different invention. Don't
know if it's ever even been invented. I never have
ideas for inventions.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I don't care because I'm never going to do it.
There's a difference. I'm never gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
We might do it.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, and if it's going to make you a billionaire, dude,
save it. It could make me a billionaire. Okay, then
I need to call an expert in this. Then give
me a couple of days. Okay, you got But you know,
you guys aren't involved. You came up with what do
you mean you you just saved you people.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
You can brainstorm with us.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
This is the boardroom, dude. Yeah yeah, you guys have
no say over what I just say.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
We are Okay, what an entity?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
What do they call it? Community?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Bill Kitfield delivered mail to Hartford Avenue in Connecticut for
thirty eight years, and after this time he said, you
know what, I'm done. I'm retiring. And so he told
the neighbors, you know what, this is my last week.
I'm going to retire. And they're like, what you no,
we can't just let you go.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
So what do they do? They threw a huge party
for Bill. Thank for the mailman. That's cool.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
The whole neighborhood was invited, even the dogs. Why because
Bill's thing was to always give the dogs treats. He said,
that's why he never got bit by a dog in
thirty eight years. Always had treats. I always had treats.
So I threw a big party and Bill says, you
know what, I'm just gonna do nothing but bowl golf
and just relax in our retirement.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Bowling quite the physical activity. Yeah, that's Cooley, that you
would do anything for almost forty years. I went a
couple of nights ago and spoke at a Chamber of
Commerce deal in Arkansas and the guy that was like
the head of it, and he picked us up at
the airport troves to and from. He's almost married fifty years,
like forty eight years. That's amazing, amazing, it is like
(20:36):
anything that long. But he met his wife he was
in ninth grade, she was in eighth grade. They got
married when like nineteen to twenty and have almost been
married for fifty years. I just can't stop thinking. And
I don't think that stuff ever really got to me
in like a good wholesome until I got married. Yeah,
and we done like two and a half years, and
you know it and it's awesome and it's hard, and
(20:57):
it's like anything else that's worth the show. Awesome, hard,
anything worth something. It takes work to make it good.
And think, man, they've invested that much time, it's worked
out that well. You think of the ups and downs
they've been through and gotten through. It really amazing.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
And I never thought, like, you know, anniversaries, you know,
those are times to celebrate.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
It's like it's cool, like, hey, we made it. We're
ten years, eleven years.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
But really anniversaries are should be a big celebration because
it's a huge milestone.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, it's about, hey, we've gotten this far. If anything,
it motivates you to go farther. Yeah, yeah, Amy, we'll
come back to you in a few minutes.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
UF.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Thanks. Yeah, I know. I was just doing the math
in my head of you know, you and Caitlyn could
make it to fifty years. You just have to make
it to ninety.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Why you want to do that? Why you want to
slam me. I'm not claiming you were doing. We didn't
come to you and say except for Amy, right, No,
I was undeflecting, Yeah exactly, But you didn't know we
weren't coming at you.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Yeah, but this is encouraged.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Did you ever prepared deflection? No, you're you're an ages.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Okay, Hey guys, Hey guys, Bill's retiring after thirty years.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That's what it's all about.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Eddie's got four kids. This segment is Eddie the dad.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I'm not proud of myself. Man, I made one of
my kids cry. I didn't mean to one of yours.
One of my kids. He cried, no, no, no, no, he
started crying.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I didn't even know. My wife had to teld me, like,
you need to go talk to him. He's crying. What happened?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
So Bones has been giving me these like cards, a
pack of cards that you get.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I guess. I don't know. They're known to I get
football cards or baseball cards or basketball cards. It's part
of the memorabilia thing that I do. And when I
don't like the cards or I'm like, oh, that's not
that valuaball give them to Eddie to get out and
it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
So anytime they do something good, like you know, they
make up their bed without being asked to, I give
my a pack of cards and it's awesome. Well, my
ten year old he did something and I'm like, hey man,
that's awesome that he did that. I got a surprise
for you. I give him a pack of cards. He's like, thanks, Dad,
that's so cool. He opens the pack of cards and
in there is an old dion On Sanders card and
(23:01):
I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, let me see that. And
I looked at it and it's not new. It's one
of the older ones. When he played for the Cowboys.
I'm like, I need to hang on.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
To this one. Well, you you took back what you
gave him, Well yeah, yeah, but I mean he kept
ten cards. Did you say I'm gonna hold it for you.
You still own it? No, I just said, let me
let me hang on to that, okay.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
And then I put in my office and I look
googled it and yeah, it's worth like twenty bucks right now.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Okay, twenty dollars right now, could be hundreds. I should
take it back then, too. That was already a gift.
It's already exactly so, well here's the deal.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
So I just took it, left in my office, and
like two hours later, my wife comes to.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Me and says, hey, you need to go talk to
your son. He's crying. I said, what why is he crying?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
He comes up, he's like, Dad, I just I'm not
happy that you took my card away from me. And
I'm like, whoa, I'm not taking it away from you,
I know, but I was more protecting the card because
I know that he's not going to treat it.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
That's what I should do to you. I mean that
I understand, but if he were keep saying, hey, this
is your card. I'm gonna keep it sick. But even then, well,
hey man, whatever's mind is eventually going to be theirs.
You have to die first, you know what I mean?
I think you should give him the pack. It's a
it's a twenty dollars card too, It's not like you
found it on a swagner. Well here's the.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Deal too, if we ever meet Dion Sanders, I can
get that sign.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
And what what.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
If he has it and he loses it at school,
It's never gonna get signed.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I believe you're in the wrong here. You're If you're
in the wrong here, you're teaching him a bad lesson.
No one's asking lunch lunchbox. What do you think, Eddie?
You're one hundred percent wrong, dude.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
Like if you opened a pack of cards as a
kid and your dad just took them away from you,
what's the point of opening.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
A pack of cards? Every time you open one, you'd
be like, well if I get a good one?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah, And this is teaching him to start hiding things
from you.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yep, Oh that I was gonna get ready today, I'll
take them a bunch of cards.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
Well, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
There might be some good ones tonight. Hold on. You
know what, I'll give him the card back today. I'll
give it back to him. I need we need proof tomorrow,
okay that you did so. Audio from him saying like yeah,
but you also have to promise us that this is
You're gonna learn from this and once you give him something,
you can't take it back. Cards.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
If he wants to put in his bike spoke, let
him put in bikeshon.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, if you wants to put in his room. But
again that's to you. Okay, fine, you need to be
a better dad. That's Eddie's the dad. Yes, there there.
We don't only have a jingle for Amy the mom,
but I know what's going on with you over there.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Well, I have a Stevenson show, and that has a jingle.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
It does have a jingle, it does has like a
Stevenson Stevenson show. Amy's youngest child, Stevenson. How old is
he now? Like twenty eight?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
He's thirteen. That's the same thing, which is crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
The same thing. Okay, And he does a show from
your house, a very short show. What's this one about?
Speaker 4 (25:46):
It's about laughter. Sometimes he sees things and honestly, I
feel like he touched on this last year. I could
be wrong, but I don't. I don't give him the content.
It's sort of when he feels like it, he'll be like,
I want to go record to Stephenson's show, and this
is about laughing, and it'd being good for you.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
There you go, stupid sin show. Did you know that
laughter helped you to it? Paint?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Laughter may ease paint by causing its body to produce
its own natural paint. And life is hard sometimes, so
this is such a good reminder to laugh as often.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
As you can.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
That said, let me encourage you to listen to the
Bobby Bone Show every day. They are funny, especially my
Mom's morning corny Laugh every Day, A you got laugh
every day? A laugh every day A show.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I heard it's nominated for an award next year. Of course.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
He did a little jingle at the end of every day.
He's just re stelling and it's like laugh every day.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Sounds like Amy, you're a good mom, Eddie, not so
much work.
Speaker 11 (26:58):
I did add that last line, Mom, Yeah you wrote that, Moms.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
She got so Bobby Bones Show Interviews In case you
didn't know, her name is doctor Lorie she's got a PhD.
She's an antiques appraiser. She's been on everything from Netflix
to Discovery Channel to Today's show. She tours and travels
around and does what you got, let's appraise it. She's
done so many things for us. She is a plus expert.
(27:24):
You can follow her at doctor Laurie V on Instagram.
And Amy has these Madam Alexander Dahl. She sad that
she was a kid and now welcome doctor.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
Lourie on the Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 14 (27:36):
Now Doctor Lorie.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Doctor Lorie is awesome if she comes on and tells
us our stuff isn't worth much. Occasionally we get a
good review, but she's very honest with us. At Doctor Laurie.
You've you could have seen her on many television shows,
could have seen her on this show. You can follow
her at doctor Lourie V. And we are appraising doctor loryer.
What are these dolls that we're appraising here for Amy?
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Those are Madame Alexander dolls. How are you Bobby good?
Speaker 15 (27:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (27:59):
I'm great.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Sorry, Amy was walking around. We couldn't go he to
sit down because she's all nervous about these dolls.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Well, because I heard we were missing Cleopatra. But I
think she's right by.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
You, Clopatra. Okay, doctor Loy, it's so good to see you.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
It's nice to see you, Honey. What's happened? And everything good?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Everything is good, And I know Amy's hoping that she
gets some good news here. I don't even know what
a Madame Alexander doll is. So can you give me
a brief description of what these dolls are and why
they exist?
Speaker 16 (28:27):
I can they exist because there was a woman in
New York in the nineteen twenties who wanted to establish
her own business. Her name was Madame Beatrice Alexander. She
named the dolls for herself. I always said, if I
had a kid. I never had a kid, but if
I had a kid, I'd name it Laurie because I
was like, why wouldn't you name something after yourself? So
she named her business after herself, and the dolls are
(28:48):
Madame Alexander dolls. I see that Amy's dolls have their
original boxes, which is a good thing. O.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
The boxes are eat up. Does that matter?
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Yeah, it does matter, but at least they're there.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Okay, shout out to my mom. She kept them all.
Speaker 16 (29:03):
So she's a she's she was an innovator in terms
of women in business in the in the twenties in
New York, and she started the dolls. And the dolls
have a historical or a literary link, and that was
sort of the marketing connection for them.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Okay, And are there certain dolls in this Madame Alexander collection?
Not the one we have specifically, because I don't know
what you're going to say about these, But are there
certain dolls that are worth a really large amount of money?
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Some of there are certain dolls related.
Speaker 16 (29:35):
There are certain dolls that are not Madame Alexander that
are worth a lot of money. The Madame Alexander ones
are worth significant money. Took on which ones you have?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Okay? Well, then I don't know. I don't even know
where to start. Like if you say the name of
a doll, I have a bunch.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Of open a box.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Oh, okay, I'm going to open this with that way.
This one it says Anthony on it. Oh, it's like,
is this Clay Patrick right here?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
No, that's not that's a boy. Yeah, that's Anthony.
Speaker 16 (30:05):
That's Anthony. He goes, he goes with Cleopatra.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Okay, so it's like Mark Mark Anthony.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
So would they be worth more as a couple, because
I have.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Both, I need to know. Okay, So this is Anthony.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Amy, Bobby, can I ask gave you some questions?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Please do okay?
Speaker 16 (30:22):
So Amy, how did you acquire them? Were they purchased
for you or were they handed down to you?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
No, they were purchased for me. Gifts for my grand mam.
Like that's what she would get us, like every birthday
or Christmas. She would just add to our Madam Alexander
doll collection.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Oh okay, did you like the collection?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah? I had a shelf in my room that lined
and I had all the dolls lined up on my
shelf like the parameter of my room.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
You have all the books that go with them, to
the little booklets.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Yeah, the books are attached to their wrists.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
His arm just fell off, literally fell off. I didn't
even do anything in the arm fell off.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
You lost a million breaking the dolls? Not good, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I didn't break it. It just fell off.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
But the little booklets are attached to their wrists.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
It was it's addressed. It's like dressed like ancient Egyptian
like almost fell okay.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
Anthony, okay, so Anthony. And then there's Cleopatra.
Speaker 16 (31:17):
Historical figures hold more value for Madame Alexander Dolls.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Thank you guess somebody help him?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Be careful. Yeah, go easy, it's not broken. The pen
just came out right.
Speaker 16 (31:30):
Usually they're attached with like an elastic band on the
inside of the body.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
It's not hard to replace that actually, to fix that.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
So nothing's broken. Okay, So okay, I don't know.
Speaker 16 (31:41):
Kirpatra was pretty rare, So I don't know if you
have Cleopatra, who goes with market She says.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Patrick is very rare. Do we even have Cleopatra?
Speaker 4 (31:50):
But I should have Cleopatra. And now I'm freaking out
because that's my mom's handwriting on the box that Alexander
was in Cleopatra, I know, and now I'm very stolen. Stolen?
Speaker 17 (32:00):
Does I hit her?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
So you haven't seen Cleopatra yourself? Yes, since we turn
them over to doctor Lory.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
No, okay, So doctor Lory, you saw that I had Cleopatra, right.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
I saw I saw that you had Cleopatra.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Okay, because Josephine kind of looks like her.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Well, go look at the other boxes over there.
Speaker 16 (32:18):
Cleipatrick has the cool eyes and she's got like the
big Egyptian outfit.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Yeah, and she has like a little like going bracelets.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Mitchell, if we find Cleopatra, how much is that worth?
Speaker 5 (32:29):
One hundred and fifty dollars?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Okay? And what about Anthony?
Speaker 16 (32:33):
Anthony's one hundred and fifty dollars. But they're four hundred
dollars as a pair.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
That's pretty cool. We going to find Cleopatra, Oh my god,
I have her.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Hold please, We're not.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Gonna hold literally, yeah, Morgan's going through the boxes. Okay,
So if we find them, that's four hundred dollars, right
your hair.
Speaker 16 (32:50):
You don't want to You don't want to break up
a set. I don't care what you have with anything.
You don't want to break up set. So if you
have pairs of things or you know, couples like that,
that's what you want to do.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
I have all of the little women.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Okay, Well, let's get there. I have two people here.
This is Napoleon. WHOA, that's little better. I don't want
to riff off his body like the other one.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
That don't decapitate anybody.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
This is Napoleon.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Okay, Napoleon looks good.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
And then yeah, and then is this Josephine. No, no,
this has got a little mustad. This looks like it
could be Cowboy, the actor Harry No, the comedian Charlie
Charlie Chaplin, maybe, but his name's not on there. But
is that Charlie Chaplin? Or maybe it's Hiller.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
No, definitely not that. But but we're looking for Josephine.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Okay, I have Napoleon. Josephine was Napoleon's wife. Yes, okay, here.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
There she is. There's Empress joseph.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Josephine right here, got it?
Speaker 5 (33:52):
And she doesn't have arms?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
No, you have them?
Speaker 5 (33:54):
What's up with the arms?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Right here? With the book?
Speaker 5 (33:57):
Okay? So we have limbs detached.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, let's act like they're not though.
Speaker 16 (34:02):
Okay, well's act like they're not.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
Pray something different. Okay.
Speaker 16 (34:07):
So basically, Napoleon and Josephine are also a match and
original box adds about ten percent of the value, right,
so they're more worth more than Cleopatra and Mark Anthony.
Value on those as the pair about four fifty.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Okay, so I'm not bad.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Eight fifty eight. Yeah, we're going to make some money.
We need to put those arms together, though, No, I'm
more about this Charlie Chaplin. He's living in here with Napoleon.
Speaker 16 (34:34):
Eddie's right about putting the arms together, you will, Okay,
maybe a trip to the doll hospital might.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Be in order.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Do they have those?
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Okay, yeah, they do, they have those. They definitely have those.
Where you are, we have.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
The entire Little Women set of Madame Alexander dolls. Here
you go off pulling out the books with the books correct.
Speaker 16 (34:54):
One of the most famous for the Madame Alexander was
the the the Little Women's Set by Luisa May Alcott.
And the reason why that was so important was because
there was another set of dolls that dealt with what
were called the dion Quintuplets, and those dolls were so desirable.
If you have those dolls, they're like twelve hundred.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Bucks for those dolls. But these Madame Alexander dolls.
Speaker 16 (35:18):
The the four set are four hundred bucks, so they
worth a little bit less than the couples, but they're
still pretty valuable.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
So so far within the three sets you get about
twelve thirty hundred bucks. Okay, So here we have you're.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Like at twelve fifty at this.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Point, this looks like a leprechaun or something.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
Okay. Then you have some that are called the miniature
showcase dolls. Do you have those?
Speaker 16 (35:41):
Are you looking at like a nursery rhyme? Like little
Red riding Hood? She should be easy to figure out.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Some of them are just listed as like missing hands,
the hand, oh ahead, Oh sorry, I was spell drown
Here is the headless horseman.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Oh that's snow White.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
But it's not broken. It's just been in a box
so long. You can I can put it right back on.
Speaker 16 (36:03):
Like, okay, good six snow White because she's the best.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
She's the only brownette princess.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
You know I didn't write that.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
So value value on snow White is fifty dollars?
Speaker 1 (36:14):
What he said you was your favorite?
Speaker 4 (36:16):
She's small?
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Well she is my favorite princess.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
But how can you like someone it's only fifty?
Speaker 13 (36:21):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
What if we strip her for parts and sell her head? Right?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Well, gosh, lunch box. I just like snow White.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Okay, and then here's let's do one more big one here.
Unless we're missing Amy, what are you bringing up here? Okay?
These are Amy's Well, those are bigs. Here's Cinderella and
Sleeping Beauty with all they look exactly, with all their
limbs and heads.
Speaker 16 (36:41):
They look good now they look good. I would probably
say seventy five for each one.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Of those bad Are you just pointing? Look good?
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Okay, like no, can't sell them as a couple.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Hey dude, it's can't.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Sell different stories. They're very specific about the literature.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
You know, a game. Now her, what what's our biggest cash item?
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Do you think Napoleon and Josephine? Okay, okay, Well, I
don't know who's signed the Kansas City. I mean I'm
looking at the at the football helmet I got.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I got a lot of signed memorabilia. Uh, this is
the TJ. Watt replicas. Oh wow, yeah, this is a
dubas Ceede LAMB Dallas Cowboy mini helmet. This one I
have George Kittle.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
And uh uh uh George Kittle?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Wow?
Speaker 16 (37:23):
Yeah, yeah, you know is that Patrick on the Kansas
It is not, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
This one is Travis Kilsey right for she Rice? Yeah,
the running back?
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Oh she Rice? That's good?
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (37:35):
And I have a how much is that one?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
George pick here? I gotta know you know who knows
I am? I gotta sign.
Speaker 12 (37:43):
Uh.
Speaker 16 (37:44):
Well, there's two things happening with his sports memorabilia. First
of all, it's Bobby's, so that increases value. If it
were like anybody else's, it's not gonna be worth as much.
And he can document when they got it signed, so
that's going to be important. Of course, the the more
the more important the actual individual players are in that
particular game, then.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
You're gonna see more value too.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Well.
Speaker 16 (38:07):
Authenticity is not difficult to identify though, those are all authentic.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
I'm not giving any of these up. I'm sleeping in
my bed with them. I sleep in the bed with
them every night. I did get a signed authentic Denver Broncos.
I won it a John Elways super Bowl champion and
Peyton Manning same helmet, super Bowl champion, MVPs and wow,
someone saw that. I had an offer me like four
thousand dollars for it. Immediately shut and you sold it.
I did not sell it. I didn't sell it too low.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Wait, these are the ones you want on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
That one was when I won.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Yeah, probably for thirty five bucks.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
It doesn't matter how I want it, but.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
That's how much it costs. I'm asking while no, actually
back it up? What filter are you taking this through?
Because I'm actually like, wow, you spent thirty five and
you can make over four thousand.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
But that's like saying you spent one dollar on the
lottery and you spent a lot of money and it
doesn't matter. It's not about me. I want doctor Lourie's
on the Yeah, I want the Hitler at all.
Speaker 16 (38:58):
Yeah, yeah, but kill it happening here. First of all,
four thousand is too low. Most of the time somebody
offers you something like that that fast is usually working
in the twenty five percent range. Like they were offering
you about twenty five percent of what it is, I
would say, just out of the shoot, forget that it's yours, Bobby.
But that does increase value because that relates to provenance
(39:19):
or history, lineage of who had the piece before you.
That piece is going to start at fifteen probably, and
then you've got to add in the provenance. For Bobby Boteen,
what fifteen thousand, fifteen thousand, well is way too low.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
They did it offer it super quick.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Doctor Lorie. Is their provenance that the Madame Alexandros if
one to you, yes, if I give them to Bobby
for lineage sake, does it go up in value?
Speaker 1 (39:48):
You would like carry under it for a day? She
comes in carry on. Yes, okay, here's yeah, I.
Speaker 16 (39:53):
Mean, and then other famous celebrities who have who have
owned them also impact the value, not yours specifically, but
if there are other celebrities who also collected Madame Alexander Dog,
then the value goes up a little bit too.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
You guys, we love doctor Laurie. You can follow her
at doctor Lori V. Visit her website doctor loriiv dot com.
She's been on and we've done from Netflix too. She
travels around. Can if our listeners wanted you to appraise something,
could they pay you to do that themselves?
Speaker 16 (40:24):
They can go to my website. Sure, they can attend
one of my events too. That's how I got this
lovely cold, you know I was doing. I was on tour,
so you can you know, they can come to one
of my events too, whatever they want to do.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
But yeah, the website, they can do that.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I just want to make sure that you feel like
we're contributing to you, because all she doesn't contribute to us.
She comes on and she gives us all this advice
and tells us how much stuff's worth worth. And I
just want to make sure that we can tell our
listeners to do something and somehow they can get to
you and somehow you can benefit from the time you
spent with us.
Speaker 16 (40:52):
Always good to be a friend of the show. It's
always good to be with you, guys. So it's no problem.
Thanks very much for the plug. But for the most part,
make sure you keep your pieces out of direct sunlight
in places. Remember, art and antiques collectibles like to live
where you like to live.
Speaker 5 (41:07):
So we don't want them in basements. We don't want
him in addicts.
Speaker 16 (41:10):
We want him in rooms that are heated and cooled,
like you're heated and cooled.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
I have your house, Peyton Manning johnny Way home, am
my Tanning bed at home?
Speaker 18 (41:19):
On?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Is that bad? No, that's bad. Okay, I don't have
a tanting bed. Doctor Laurie. Thank you so much and
we will talk to you soon.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
Thanks for everything, See you guys.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
I'll buy the Hitler it all from you, just to
kill it if I can stomp it out.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Okay, Okay, it's not. It's not Hitler. It's definitely not.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Is it. Charlie Chaplin? Was someone Google there's a Charlie
Chaplin out of alexanderdal Because if there is, maybe that
it just has the mustache.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
The mustache is different though, you had like a two
part mustache. Charlie Chaplin was like that one little block
that's a two part. Yeah, Charlie Chaplin had a block.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
No, no, his was like, what is it?
Speaker 12 (41:50):
Pull them up again?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Okay, well, guys, I watched black and white movies. Eddie,
you need to shut your mouth. I know, Charlie Chaplin,
I have so many dolls up here. Okay, he's in.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
That's not him. Oh oh they're in the box together. Oh,
I mean he looks like him, but he also has
a hat.
Speaker 12 (42:06):
It does look like he's listed on eBay as Charlie.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Chap does have a little hat as well, like this, Yeah.
Speaker 12 (42:12):
It's like a red tie. I don't know if it's
the same.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
It's not. Is the Hitler the.
Speaker 12 (42:16):
Chaplin hat has a black tall hat.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Hitler? Man, I'm trying to kill it. I want to
kill the doll or Okay, so that who is that? Oh?
Speaker 7 (42:23):
That guy looks like the guy that little bo peep
who lost his sheet.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
He looks like one valdez Aldo. Mike's gonna do the thing.
He takes a picture for Google and it tells him
that's always gonna die. It's Madame Alexander Portrait children Red eleven.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Rhett.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
You can buy it online for thirty bucks, like Thomas rhtt.
It's Thomas Rhett. It is okay, Rhett.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Is that him?
Speaker 1 (42:48):
That's no? No, No, who's that?
Speaker 4 (42:52):
I thought his name was in the movie?
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (42:54):
Maybe am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Be gone with a win?
Speaker 4 (42:57):
I'm probably wrong?
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Amy With all this, it looks like you could sell
it all and make about a thousand bucks after every
you know? Do you want to sell them?
Speaker 5 (43:06):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (43:06):
I have more dolls than this.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Yeah, but I think if she were to, she probably
saw all them and thought these were the most worthy.
Can I buy this one from you? The red one?
How much you want to buy the Thomas rhet one?
I can buy it online for like fifteen bucks.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
I thought you just said thirty.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
I'm just trying to I'm trying to work you down there,
but I heard I can't. Hey, you can't break up.
I don't. I don't need any more any more. Crap
on my desk.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
No the dolls for sale? What you got?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
I have nothing, I'm out, no cash, no cash if
you buy it, we can kill it. No cash, it's
not Hitler face Hitler. We're going to destroy it immediately. Yeah,
we're gonna put it to the hand. Thanks to doctor Lorie.
Am you gonna sell any of this? He's gonna put
it up.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
I mean potentially. I know when we first brought it up,
I had listeners that were very interested.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
So lineage.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
Yeah, let's see what happens, all right.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Thank you to doctor Laurie. Here's a voicemail from Seth
and Kansas, long.
Speaker 10 (43:58):
Time listener, big fan of the show. I was listening
to the podcast and heard that you were you really
would like to see Lunchbox drive a Lambreck any one day.
Actually know of a way that he could do that.
It's called Extreme Experience and it's going to be coming
to Nashville April fifth through the seventh, and it gives
(44:19):
them an opportunity to drive a supercar around Nashville Speedway
for three laps.
Speaker 18 (44:25):
So it's about six.
Speaker 10 (44:26):
Hundred dollars after insurance.
Speaker 18 (44:29):
So hopefully we.
Speaker 10 (44:30):
Can see it and it'll be a good segment if
we get some get him out there on the track.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
We're not doing to go fund me. I'm taking his
hands and wiping them together. We're not doing to go
fund me.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Why is this what you want for your birthday? And
we all pitch in for his birthday present?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I would sign up for that.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Yeah, I feel like this is anybody anything for their birthday?
We all if everybody here is putting and it's lunch buck,
it's your birthday present. So come this summer, you can't
be like, where's my goove?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Yeah, but you have to get everybody else a gift
to the matters. I mean that's still gonna be fifty
bucks a pop. Yes, I'll cover a bigger part of it.
I'll do two hundred of it.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Okay, all right, Happy birthday launch.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Well no, there's gotta be six hundred. And let's talk
about it. We need to find more information.
Speaker 7 (45:10):
Yeah, I got it right here, Extreme Experience Supercars.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Let's do it.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
Okay, I'll do one hundred.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
We'll come back. See, we'll come back. Why, here's the thing.
We rush to do great things for him.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
This would be really cool.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
For him, I know, But when does he ever go Hey, guys,
I have a great idea for you or I'd like
to do this give No. I know, but sometimes you're
just like why do I keep wanting to do things
for somebody who doesn't want to do them for others. Wow,
but I do want to do it for them. Oh,
how excited is that would be? WHOA, We'll come back,
(45:44):
Let's do number three?
Speaker 8 (45:45):
Ray, Hey, Bobby Bone, love your guys' show.
Speaker 17 (45:47):
My daughter's got a morning corny for you.
Speaker 19 (45:49):
What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A
teacher says, spit out your gun.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
A train.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
That's frey go that's to get one.
Speaker 14 (46:03):
Motions, pile of stories.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
So is anyone here about the silver coins or the
gold bars at Costco?
Speaker 7 (46:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Sometimes I stay on TV though at night they're like,
by a bar of gold. I have never done that
because it feels like it's not a scam. It just
feels like, why would they offer it to me if
they didn't want to sell it? You know?
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Yeah. Well, the Costco started selling the twenty four carrot
gold bars and sales those did so well that they're like, oh,
we're going to add some silver coins.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
You can buy a twenty four carrot gold bar from
the costcom. Are they on a big palette like the No? No, No,
they're in cases. Yeah, it's just like they can like
screwge mc duck jumping into a big thing of Costco
bars and you see them though.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
One thousand dollars a bar.
Speaker 14 (46:45):
Oh no way, And.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Could you go to the local want and do that
and buy one?
Speaker 7 (46:50):
They think so might be sold out.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
It might be sold out. You have to check your
local Costco for the gold bars. But they've now added
silver coin packs, which.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
I've never heard of this happen. Oh my god, you
could just go Why would they not rob those instead
of like banks?
Speaker 4 (47:05):
I don't know, this is something I know. The gold
bars I heard a lot about that last year.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Are there any, Mike, are there any at the costcos here?
Two thousand dollars gold bars at Costco? That's so we
should have invested in for me. I get excited about
the big tub of mustard. Okay, I'm sorry I interrupt.
I'm just I'm amazed.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
But the investment here. What I'm thinking are these silver coins.
They're selling them in packs of twenty five for six
hundred and twenty five dollars, and each coin is one
troy ounce.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
I don't know what a troy ounces.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
I mean, that's what That's what I had in my
little buffalo nickel or whatever that doctor LORI.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Called in a Troy ounce is thirty one point one grams?
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Did they do? You guys want to you should go in?
Speaker 5 (47:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I think we missed the boat.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
No we didn't. Apparently silver something.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Conservative that's probably gonna go up value. You guys go know,
but if you will all buy a palette at the
frigging warehouse. Yeah, that silver seems a little risky. Silver resk.
Speaker 7 (48:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
I was doing some research and silver may perform strongly
in yours toccume it could even surpass gold.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Maybe maybe Lunchbox is like, I don't think we should
invest in Apple. Let's go Inron. Okay, I get that.
Speaker 7 (48:14):
That's a joke.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Can't remember Inron? Yeah? Wow, I need to go to
Do you have a costco membership? Do you have to one?
Speaker 2 (48:22):
D in?
Speaker 4 (48:22):
No, you have to have one?
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Can I go with you? All right, I'm in.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
Let's just all be in together.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
You guys just laughed at me, and I thought you
were joking. Once you say you're in, I'm in. I
can't believe it.
Speaker 4 (48:34):
Okay, go ahead, you need the maple leaf silver.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
I say, we don't let Lunchbox in anything else until
he finishes his palate, like nothing else going to be
a part of it until he finishes what he's already started.
Speaker 7 (48:42):
The value of silver tends to move inversely to the
stock market, So if the stock market is up, silver
goes down.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
So you're so it's probably down a lot now, which
is great because the stock market's basically an all time high,
so we should get it now at its lowest point.
But we know nothing about money. I'm telling we know nothing.
When the stocks go down, silver goes Oh man, okay,
go ahead, Amy, what else?
Speaker 4 (49:04):
All right? So this is just a little concern I
have for us. If you fly in an airplane and
you know you're told brace for impact if something's happening.
No one ever told brace for impact if something's happening.
You know that like you're supposed to. I guess, lean
forward and get in a ball or something. But they
go over all these safety procedures in the beginning. The
flight attendants do. But apparently USA on TikTok there's something
(49:25):
that flight attendants are doing to keep themselves saved, and
they don't tell us to do it.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (49:29):
Sit on our hands with our palms facing up.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
But I mean I've never been told brace for impacts,
so I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (49:34):
But it's just just any kind of emergency, they said.
But if you've ever noticed during takeoff, landing, or any
time that the flight attendant is asked by the pilot
to take a seat, they sit down and they put
their hands under their legs, palms facing up. And that
position is one that will reduce it. Like you think
about it, your hands can't get hurt if your palms
are up like it's better than if your palms are down.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
I hope I never have to use that position.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
Well, me neither. But why is that the protocol?
Speaker 1 (49:59):
I get some much trying to open the door of
the plane. You sit on your palms all of a sudden, Wow,
I don't know. Yeah, why aren't we doing it?
Speaker 4 (50:04):
Can't believe everything you see on TikTok, But all right,
go ahead. Shania Twain is now a Barbie. She's been
named one of Mattel's Barbie role models, and she's wearing
a floor length black leather jacket and a top hat
like she wore in her video for a Man. I
feel like a woman, and I feel like this is
another investment, like a collectible barbie, Like we get the
Shania chain one and keep Twain one and keep her
(50:26):
in a box and never open her. Yeah, check this
out and like years from now should be worth more.
What is that?
Speaker 1 (50:32):
That's a Funko? That's me?
Speaker 4 (50:33):
Yes, you have your own funko?
Speaker 1 (50:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (50:35):
Who made that?
Speaker 5 (50:36):
Me?
Speaker 1 (50:37):
I made like eleven of them. So what happens is
in the collectible world, artists, athletes, they have funkos made
to them and they sign them and they go. It's
like a cool thing. Not just have the funk go,
but a signed one. So now that I'm way into memorabilia,
I had a made. I'm not cool enough to have
a maid. I'm not like a celebrity like that, but
I had it made, and then I'm going to sign
them and any money, any profit whatever, I'm gonna donate.
How did you do that? You send them a picture
(50:58):
of you? Or like how did they know how to
put your face though? On that? I don't know, man.
I set on my hands all of a suddenly brace
for impact. But see, I'll sign it, and that pretty cool.
Like Shania was made for her because she's famous. I
made my own, but you gotta sign it, dude, that's
pretty cool. Huh, that's really cool.
Speaker 4 (51:14):
Yeah, thanks, Did funkos not have mouths?
Speaker 1 (51:17):
No, that have mouths? And Stanley the dog is the
little dog. You can't see it right here, but Stanley's
in there.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
You hold a microphone. Microphone in one hand and headphones
on the other. I have red shoes obviously, the big glasses.
The hair pretty cool. I did eleven of them.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Why eleven because I ordered.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
One to see how it would look, and then I
went and order ten after the one.
Speaker 4 (51:36):
Oh okay, that was like by ten to get one free.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
I wish. Yeah, we can find a way to auction
this office one. This is one on one. Well, there's
eleven out there, so it's one yet the other ten
have it come in the mailion. Ah, very much cool
for Shanaia. That's pretty cool. Yeah, all right, thank you.
Speaker 4 (51:52):
I am Amy. That's my pile.
Speaker 7 (51:54):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 4 (51:58):
How much box?
Speaker 7 (52:03):
Jordan is a goldsmith. Whichever that means, I don't know.
I guess he makes gold. He makes things. And he
saw a Taylor Swift video on YouTube challenging people to
make cool rings, and he was like, huh, I'm gonna
make a cool engagement ring. And he did it, twenty
three thousand dollars engagement ring.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
And then he's in his shop and he's like, where'd
that ring go?
Speaker 5 (52:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (52:22):
My good? Where there?
Speaker 7 (52:24):
And he starts looking all over town, retracing his steps.
It's gone, thought somebody.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Stole it, by the way, Yeah, yeah, go ahead, and.
Speaker 7 (52:32):
So he's like, what am I gonna do. I'm gonna
go desperation mode. Next door out, you know, like and Craigslist.
He said, hey, I lost this ring. If anybody finds it,
please let me know. Well, this dude can walking through
the town found a ring, and his sister in law
happened to see the post on Craigslist and they reunited.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
The guy with his ring wowlucked out. Yeah, very lucky.
Speaker 7 (52:53):
And then also and then oh and then and then oh,
and then Jordan's like, I gotta give you a reward.
Let me reward you, and Ken said, nope, just pay
it forward.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
Didn't take the reward. Crazy, Thanks for the date. Here's
what I'd like to say. I guess I know what
a goldsmith was. I never met a goldsmith. It'd be
like a shoe cobbler. It's someone that makes gold jeweler. Yeah,
but like a locksmith, someone who does lock right, who
gets in locks, can build. What other smiths are locksmith's
they were iron they would do iron iron. Yeah, good point.
(53:25):
Aaron Smith? What Aaron Smith like your friend? Yeah, it's
a buddy I grew up with. What did he made? Trouble? Yeah,
trouble A goldsmith.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
Though, they work with precious nettles.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
That's a good job unless you mess it up, unless
you lose your item. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (53:41):
Did you know there's a gunsmith?
Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yes? What do they make? That's funny you find all
the smith's hotsmith.
Speaker 4 (53:46):
Copper smith.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Well, yeah, that was easy.
Speaker 4 (53:48):
Blade smith.
Speaker 3 (53:50):
Yeah, lunchbox said hopsmith. That's a good one. That's a
beer a guy that made beer. Is that a real thing? Yes,
hop smith.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
I had no idea there were somebody.
Speaker 4 (53:58):
Okay, well, do you know what smith means? The suffix
of it. It's a specialized crafts person. So that's why
all of that ends with smith.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Wow, got it. I wonder if the first smith in
you know, England, London, eventually America. I wonder if that's
why they named themselves that, because they were good at
something like we're the smith, right, this is copper, this
is metal. I already had their own.
Speaker 3 (54:19):
You ever met any one with the last name like Shoemaker, Uh,
I know, like a race car driver? Yeah, Like they
were like shoemakers Shoemaker So yeah, they just changed to Mocker.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
Interesting. You ever met anybody with the last name concession
Stan No? No, what were they? They made food of pies,
concession stands, the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:37):
There's also a word smith and tune smith.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
There's another one too. By'm gonna say it all right, listen,
thank you all. I'll tell you when we get off.
The grand Smith, what grandy Smith. I'll tell you when
we get off. Why would I say it now? When
you challenge me? Come on, that's a great story. That's
what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
It was like in a social media yesterday. They are
like dyslex support groups so mad at lunchbox. Yeah they
(55:04):
should be. They shouldn't. Why should they should be? They can't.
I don't I want to say this one more time.
I don't feel like he was so much attacking people
to dyslexic. I think he took it as a game.
He was finally winning a game.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
Okay, but me and Amy are dyslexic, correct, and he
was attacking us.
Speaker 1 (55:18):
I agree, so there we go. But he as he
attacks you for fifty other things too. I don't think
it was and I don't want to be on his side,
but I don't think he would just make fun of
someone dyslexic. I think his point was he was beating
you guys.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Yeah, that's it, right, and he's celebrating the fact that
he's not dyslexic like us and me and Amy.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
We represent our community. You are the voices of adult
dyslexia and that's cool, congratulations. But I think he was
seeing it as a game, and you guys were seeing
it through real.
Speaker 7 (55:46):
Life, right, well, because it is real I agree, right,
and we play real lives and games in real life.
And guess what I.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
Won.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
So I mean, yes, of course I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (55:58):
Brag technically, Bobby one, but I didn't win anything you did.
Like every time I was looking over how long it
would take her, like, go over ours and she's look
at Bobby. She'd be like, oh, perfect score.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
You were like the teacher's pet, dude. She would look
at you the teacher's pet because I was not sucking up.
I just was trying to get out, get in, get out,
go back to work. It doesn't matter. I'm moving on
from that. The other thing I want to mention is
I was talking about having a sea pat machine earlier
because I have sleep abnea and I'm finally sleeping pretty good.
(56:30):
I'm having dreams. And someone had asked me in this
room if you can find a black market seatpap machine.
I don't know that. I'm sure you can, because you
need a needed a prescription, that's what they said. I
don't know if you can buy one. Google, can you
buy a seat Let's just let's just call her Mamy.
(56:51):
Mami wanted to go buy one for herself.
Speaker 4 (56:53):
Well, you're if you're speaking of sleep in this way
where it's so amazing whatever, I know, but whatever you're gone.
I want and I like, can I just come over
and like get a hit?
Speaker 1 (57:04):
But you don't.
Speaker 4 (57:06):
You don't have or I get it.
Speaker 1 (57:07):
It's not about a hit, it's about when you sleep,
what it does with you. You can go and let's
come over and go to sleep.
Speaker 4 (57:13):
I'll just get my own little mask attachment and come
over and use your machine.
Speaker 1 (57:16):
But I would say this. Let me compare the two
and you'll see what I'm doing here. If I were
to take the same help for dyslexia that you guys
are taking, it may help you. Because I'm not dyslexic.
You may not have the same issues I have with
sleep APNA, and so it may not help you because
your your body is good.
Speaker 4 (57:34):
I don't stop breathing, maybe in the middle of the
night when I'm sleeping.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
And that's why it's prescribed.
Speaker 4 (57:39):
Yes, I get it, Mike.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
Can you get a black market seapap it's dangerous? Too
much oxygen?
Speaker 17 (57:45):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (57:46):
Yeah, because I'm on Amazon right now and I can
buy them, no problem.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
Well, how much it costs. This one's one nine dollars.
They're way expensive. I told you My insurance wouldn't even
buy it for me. They rent it every month for
ten months, and then if you continue to use it,
they buy it.
Speaker 4 (57:59):
Because so many people seapap dropouts.
Speaker 7 (58:02):
Yeah, but that's only a three star rating. Let me
go to a different one.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
That's crazy. Okay, we gotta do the morning, Corny. That's
where I address those two things. Amy, are you good? Oh,
here's one for thirty nine bucks that sounds like a
not safe one. All right, let's go.
Speaker 7 (58:16):
The morning Corny.
Speaker 4 (58:17):
What did the custodians say when he jumped out of
the closet?
Speaker 1 (58:20):
What supplies? That's funny. That was the Morning Corny. It's funny.
Speaker 7 (58:29):
Other good ones, Yeah, there's some nice ones for like
a little over one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (58:34):
Here's one oh one hundred bought this month.
Speaker 7 (58:37):
It's nine hundred and ninety nine dollars.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
That's the one I have, mic right there, n I
have the res med Air since eleven auto set for.
It's one thousand dollars. I didn't pay for it. Insurance
rents it. So don't hit me with the Oh bougie, Well,
I can buy this one and get it within overnight.
Oh how does that happen? We all just sitting here
on sea paps the whole show. Do you want to
talk talk about lunchbox for a second. He really wants
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to win the lottery. We made the challenge to him
to do two weeks of being kind with no anger
or rage or meanness. And we do feel I do
feel that if he does that, if he believes in
whatever he thinks the lottery gods are you do believe
that yeah, there are lottery gods. If I be the case.
I don't think there are lottery gods. But I think
(59:23):
if that's the case, and you give us two weeks
of kindness, I think they'll shine on you and you
will hit some money in the lottery. Yeah. Can you
commit to two weeks of kindness? I do two weeks
of kindness, no problem. As a matter of fact, I
will throw if you hit two weeks of kindness one
hundred bucks in. Yeah, for your lottery, okay, meaning if
you win, you keep it all. I don't want any
of it. How much they be throwing No, no, no,
nobody has to throw anything in. None, nobody else has
(59:45):
to throw anything in. They don't have to. But they
want two weeks kindness. But any time that you're not kind,
the clock starts over. I'm pretty kind. Great. Do you
accept the deals? Of course? One deal me, Amy, you
can throw twenty bucks in if.
Speaker 4 (59:58):
You w Why why do I just you don't?
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
You know you don't want to. I just thought it'd
be a great way to be kind.
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Okay, you're right. An example lead by example, twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Bobby did one hundred I.
Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Know he did. That's so right, Yeah, that's Eddie.
Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Kindness has no dollar amount. Amen, you have one hundred
and twenty bucks if you hit two weeks of kindness.
Now we want to do something kind for you because
you do. We got a listener and I'll play the
voicemail again. Lunchbox would love to drive a Lamborghini, just drive.
We'd love to have one, but he'd loved to just
drive one.
Speaker 10 (01:00:28):
Here's a call we got longtime listener, big fan of
the show. I was listening to the podcast and heard
that you were you really would like to see Lunchbox
drive a Lamborghini one day. Actually know of.
Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
A way that he could do that.
Speaker 10 (01:00:43):
It's called Extreme Experience and it's going to be coming
to Nashville April fifth through the seventh, and it gives
him an opportunity to drive a supercar around Nashville Speedway
for three laps. So it's about six hundred dollars after insurance.
Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
So hopefully we're.
Speaker 10 (01:01:01):
Going to see it and it'll be a good segment
if we get some get him out there on the track.
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
I'd like to actually elevate two weeks of kindness. If
you do two weeks of kindness, we'll pay for this
for you, not even a birthday present. We'll we'll put
you in a Lamborghini. We'll figure it out amongst ourselves.
Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
It's not about present.
Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
If this is a kindness.
Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
Gift of kindness in my twenty transfer.
Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Kindness gift of kindness, we're gonna call it. I just can't.
Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
I just looked it up, and we can do more
than a Lamborghini.
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
No, no, you want a Lamborghini. No, we's what we'll do. No, No,
I want to drive the So there's a Lamborghini here
where you can drive a uh well, there's a Ferrari
to ninety six exactly for five forty nine. There's a
Lamborghini Hurrican for four thirty nine. It's not bad, so
Ferrari four eighty eight GTB for four thirty nine. If
you hit two weeks of kindness, then you can pick.
(01:01:52):
Would you like us to buy lottery tickets? Or would
you like us to put you on the racetrack? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Man, that's tough, but no, you get to pick because
it's three laps versus your whole life.
Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
Yeah, it's three laps, but it's gonna cost three thousand
and three hund.
Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Doing drive the fleet that's eight different cars. I'm looking
at it now. Drive all eight supercars, includes track, insurance,
charge your Helica, Helicat, ride along in car videos, digital photos,
t shirt. You're not doing eight cars, but we can
put you on a Lamborghini if you want them to discounted, dude,
ten percent?
Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
All exactly what would you like?
Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
You have thirty seconds to decide, right, if you can
play me some thirty second music? What I did the
side between either being put in a Lamborghini if you
had two weeks of kindness which we will pay for,
or one hundred and twenty bucks for the lottery. Bro
the lottery dude, that's big and it's only with three
laps here, but three laps in a dream. But you
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also have to be kind for two weeks with no
slip up hard because the timer will start over ten
seconds left. And if you answer with nothing or I
need more drip or we go to nothing, you offer
nothing and the deals off. It's gotta be Lambeau. Okay,
time up. Your answer is I just said it, Lambo.
You said I had to say it before the time expired. Okay,
(01:03:08):
So if you go two weeks of kindness on this show, yeah,
let's see the dates on this.
Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
Make sure down to the wire.
Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
You just said you believed in lottery guys, and you
just turned on No.
Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
No, I didn't turn on them.
Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
But maybe I'll drive the lambo to April fifth or
seventh March see stays the twelfth, So two weeks. Oh
you got this? You have like three you have mini shots. Yeah,
that's pretty good. The kind of starts, Mike, if you'ld
market right now, wait now, wait now, wait now, hold
(01:03:41):
now now all right?
Speaker 7 (01:03:44):
Hey, oh man, times are selling out though there's none
left on the sixth, they're sold.
Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Out, then you better be kind so you can get
one of those early Times guys. We got to book it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
I'll tell you what. Maybe I book it and I
go do it. If he doesn't hit that two weeks. Yeah,
it's not funny. That's not cool.
Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
That.
Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Yeah, I think that's what I'm gonna do. That's crossing
the line. It is not. I need to hold one,
but you don't get to do it. I mean we
got look three pm on the Uh, okay, Smith, I'm
gonna get off so I can book one of these
for me.
Speaker 7 (01:04:14):
Stop no, because if you put it on your name
it's gonna you're.
Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
No, I'm sure I can go. He's gonna drive it
instead because your name will be on the insurance. We're
not gonna do insurance yet. Let me just figure out
what's up. You're making all these assumptions. Be kind for
two weeks, that's what it is. Yeah, but good on
that can not kind? You guys tell me, oh yeah it.
We'll take it to the kind as way.
Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
If I'm extra kind, can we upgrade to the thing
if you're extra kind?
Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Yeah, we upgrade. But that's not gonna be real. You know,
fake kind, Well that's okay, so off. It's like if
you fake donate to charity, the charity sill get it.
It's like fake donated kidney over here he has no. No, no,
I haven't donated kidney.
Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
But it's off air, off air on air.
Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Oh no, no, off air does not count. Deal off No,
it does count. Okay, it's time for piece Theta. This
game is us acting out movie scenes. One easy, one medium,
one hard. Write your answer down, Ammy Lunchbox and Eddi
Yule give me the viewer. Okay, Raymond and I are Thespians.
(01:05:16):
This is the easy one. Ray I'll be the first person,
you'd be the second. We got no food, we got
no jobs, our pets. Heads are falling off. What are
you talking about? I got a great idea. We'll head
out west on Roote seventy. It'll be beautiful mountains, snow, Aspen, Aspen.
(01:05:36):
I don't know, it's pretty far, nothing to worry about.
I'll just borrow a few bucks from the briefcase that
I've been keeping for a rainy day.
Speaker 7 (01:05:42):
What about jobs?
Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
How are you gonna get by? We get jobs, you know,
like bartendinger or snow shoveling. I don't know. Sounds pretty risky.
Come on, what's the worst could happen? Beside aspens were
all the action is, we'll have the time of our lives.
See it's good. I'm influenza.
Speaker 7 (01:05:59):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Amy.
Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Dumb and dummer, lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Dumb and dumber, Eddie, dumb and dumber. What about that
gave you dumb and dumbers? Interacting?
Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Thank you? Wow? Oh wow man? This yeah, just asking me,
Yeah and yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Heads are for me.
Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
That had been what it was? All right? This is medium.
See if you can name it, I'll be frustrated. Don't
do it, stay back, don't come any closer. Come on,
just give me your hand. I'll pull you back over. No,
stay where you are. I mean it, I'll let go.
(01:06:39):
No you won't. What do you mean? No, I won't.
Don't presume to tell me what I will and will
not do. You don't know me what you would have
done it already, you're distracting me. Go away, I can't.
I'm involved. Now. You let go, and I'm I'm gonna
have to jump in after you. Don't be absurd. You'd
be killed. I'm a good swimmer. The fall a loane
would kill you. It would hurt. I'm not saying that
(01:07:01):
it wouldn't hurt. To tell you the truth, I'm a
lot more concerned about the water being so cold see
in for the wind and men. That one could have
been a bit tricky. Nah, how well, I don't know.
Let's se what you got Amy Titanic, Lunchbox Titanic Eddie Titanic.
Ray didn't read Rose as a girl, Okay, he did
his own interpretive Ray being Ray.
Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
Yeah, Ray, I thought you were Rose.
Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Okay, nuts Jack. His acting was awesome, thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
It was a guy I can't get any Oh boy,
he's gonna just let it all out this day.
Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Okay, here we go. We'll do the hard one. Ray,
you can be the leader. Why the big secret? People
are smart, they can handle it. A person is smart.
People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals. And you know it.
Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was the
center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew
the Earth was flat. Fifteen minutes ago, you knew that
(01:07:55):
humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
The catch, the catch, the catches, you'll sever every human contact.
Nobody will ever know that you exist anywhere ever. I'll
give you the sunrise to think it over.
Speaker 7 (01:08:10):
Hey is it worth it?
Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Yeah, it's worth it if you're strong enough. Time.
Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
What what Ray did? Read it better this time? But
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Okay, do you want it one more time? It's I mean,
please super long. When you give it to you, it
was super impressive. Thank you? Do you want it again? Luchox?
Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Can we get a little more energy.
Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
From who we're acting out? There's a lot of energy there.
Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
I know that we need more, just to more inflect
more something I'm not you are this is Ray gave
so much energy. Maybe too much, I'm encouraging.
Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
No, I liked when he was falling. He wasn't falling,
he wasn't too much energy.
Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
Don't have some more energy?
Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
Less?
Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Let's do it again? Ray, hit it again? Why the
big secret?
Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
People are smart?
Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
They can handle it. No, a person is smart. People
are dumb, panicky, they're dangerous animals. You know it? Okay.
Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was the
center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew
the Earth was flat, And fifteen minutes ago you knew
that humans were alone on this planet. Now, imagine what
you'll know tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (01:09:23):
What's the catch?
Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
The catch? The catches you'll sever every human contact, nobody
you ever know will exist anymore. Ever, I'll give you
to sunrise and think about it. Hey, is it worth it? Oh? Yeah,
it's worth it if you're strong enough. Scene.
Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
I have zero ideas. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
I felt the energy in them.
Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
I wrote it down though. Okay, this is the hard one.
Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
Hard.
Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Okay, let's go to are you and Eddie? Hold on? Okay,
I'm ready. Let's go to Amy and Black go lunchbox Farmageddon.
Eddie eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. One of you's right,
let's probably.
Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
It's gotta be some alien.
Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
It is in black. Amy is the champ.
Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
What's up everybody? If you want to get to some
news or you just want to I won't do anything.
Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
No stories.
Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Decision time, it's best when blank what time of the day,
naptime the sun goes down? Evening or pre your post nap? Yeah?
Which one?
Speaker 7 (01:10:48):
Per your post pre because you're about to lay down
and fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
You'll be much happier with your decision if you make
it around nine in the morning. Just the opposite of
when you guys are making your decision. Really yeah, like
literally the opposite. Have you make better decisions if you
made them in the morning? Science shows were biologically primed
to think more clearly and make more intelligent choices during
those hours. This is from The Body Clock Guide to
Better Health by Michael Simolonsky and Lynn Lamberg. I believe
(01:11:15):
for most people that's probably the case, but I would
say even for me, I don't think that's the case.
I think my clock is wired to be evening, my
natural body clock. I would go to bed about four
in the morning and wake up around noon or one. Yeah,
you feel alive like at midnight. Yeah, I don't ever
really feel alive, But I don't feel like the first
couple of hours of the show, I'm faking it. I'm like, oh,
I'm slavery, I'm dead inside because I'm still asleep. But
(01:11:38):
eventually you warm up.
Speaker 7 (01:11:39):
Yeah, right now I'm warm.
Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Yeah. But I think that everybody's body clocks are different.
And if I were able to do this show at night,
no limit, this thing would be it'd be the biggest
show in the history of shows. But now you're only
getting like a partial version of me. You know, do
any radio shows do to night shows? Like there are
sex things see shows?
Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
No, no, But like like you remember Loveline, Like were
they live at night?
Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Yes? On like k Rock maybe back in the day
that an MTV picked it up Outam Crawls, hilarious, Doctor Drewe. Yes,
different kind of show though, but it was also on. Yes.
But I would say the reason we don't do nights
is because there's no way I could have a full
staff of you guys at night, because the listening isn't
as ample for live Therefore, sponsors don't pay as much
(01:12:23):
for commercials. Therefore I couldn't pay all you guys. We'd
be so good. Yeah, we all want to take like
a ninety salary decrease. I'm good. Okay, there you go,
Thank you very much. From a research journal called Obesity
stops stepping on the scale after the weekend, if you're
going to weigh yourself, which again they suggest not to
do it multiple multip multiple times, which I do sometimes,
(01:12:45):
But they say don't do it after the weekend, not
just because of the food we eat or the bad
decisions we make, but because weekends we're not really on
the same schedule as we are weekdays. And why would
you do something that is you looking for progress or
the opposite whenever you're not measuring what you normally do,
So don't do it on a monkey. Are you still
(01:13:06):
weighing yourself? No? No, none, No, I'm about a month out,
five weeks out from It looks like taking on a
new TV show which I'm gonna have to work from
a different place for a bit, which as soon as
the contract is signed, I'll probably because you do look
(01:13:26):
fatter on TV. Yeah, the camera adds eight pounds. I
don't know. That's an old school thing. But you do,
and so I'll feel like I'll need to drop some weight.
And when I do that, I will But right where,
right now, I'm very healthy with my my body and
my body image. Where are we shooting from? You get
a mouse in your pocket? But we're not all going.
I haven't even signed the contract yet, so I'm not
gonna say anything. And no, we're all not going. Hang man, Hey, yeah, Eddy,
(01:13:49):
he's gonna be on TV with you. Yeah. No, no, No,
I'm not even gonna. I haven't even taken it. We
haven't signed the show yet. Everybody like a Pentagon releases
a UFO report. This is a new and release yesterday
from CBS News. Let me take a nap real quick.
The Pentagon says there's evidence the US covered up the
existence of UFOs when the Department of Defense released a
sixty three page report on Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena. It said
(01:14:13):
investigative efforts determined that most sightings were the result of
a misidentification of ordinary objects, but other phenomena existed too.
And so they're also saying that the government is not
creating technology and putting it up and we're not thinking
that's a UFO, but we see, we just don't know
what it is. Slow roll, there's slow rolling, you guys.
Speaker 13 (01:14:34):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
I went from like not believing it at all until
I saw Mike D's video when we were on that plane.
Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
That was crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Yeah, And now I'm slowly, slowly thinking it's possible.
Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
That was crazy because and here's why, and I can
post it back on my story from Mike's account. So,
mister Bobby Bill, let's go to my story. I'll post
it as soon as the news is over. The craziest
thing was that you could see in the video you
took on your phone, but when you took your phone
down and you looked at it with the naked eye,
(01:15:06):
almost impossible to see there was something there, but it
was almost like the phone. It needed to be inside, right, bizarre.
Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Which means that we created some kind of technology.
Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
I don't know that it means anything for sure, but
you sound like, yes, I don't want to jump in that.
I can't be a definitive guy. All right, all right,
all right, kids reportedly oding on melotone and gummies. This
is from ours Technica. And I'm not even gonna do
this for rejected segments. But scuba Steep sent me an
idea last night that we make not make Scuba. Do
you want to tell them the segment you offered up
want Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 20 (01:15:37):
There was a new study out about the kids taking
gummies and oding on them. Yes, they're very sad and tragic,
but here as adults, I thought it'd be kind of
funny to have someone like an Eddie versus lunchbox, give
them a legal dosage of melatonin and see you can
stay at the longest. We start from the beginning of
the show and see who can stay up throughout the
entire show just went out loses.
Speaker 7 (01:15:57):
Does melotonin really make? If I took one, I'd fall asleep?
Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
K pins there are? I mean, you try to break
it down in a way that even I could understand it.
Let's say there's a stick and on a stick, it's
a magnet, and it magnetizes a bunch of a bunch
of dots to it. Okay, and when all the dots
are there, you can go to sleep. Right. Yeah, So
(01:16:20):
what melatonin does is actually sucks the dots up. Quicker
got it because I feel like that it's not a
good analogy, but that's what it actually or it keeps
the dots from going away. How about that?
Speaker 7 (01:16:29):
Because I feel like, if you want to fall asleep,
you take the melatonin and lay down.
Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
If we're sitting up, we're probably not going to fall asleep.
Melotona doesn't really work on me. Well, then we just
increase the dosage, give them more legal Yeah, yeah, we're
not going to be taking ano chemical not on the show.
If you want to do that something to stream at
your house, good for you. But I'm not on the show.
Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
So when they oh deed like how many melatonin is, yeah,
they take so.
Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
According to the CDC, there's been a growing number of
instances involving kids needing to call poison Control to go
to er after overdosing on melatona and gummies. There's been
a five hundred and thirty percent increase in calls. Most cases, though,
are mild to no side effects, but there are some
people who end up going to the hospital. And then
there are some who It was a bit very few,
but it's a bit uh, he's more tragic. Dang o.
(01:17:12):
A man gets a brain tapeworm tapeworm from undercooked bacon.
My wife just told me to make sure the bacon's
cad a fifty two year old man in Florida, just
like I'm having so many migraines, goes in. They're like, bruh,
I saw the X rays, Like, you have a tapeworm
infestation in your brain, infestation four months a headaches. That's
(01:17:35):
why he went in. And so he goes in and
the parasite, the tapeworm, laid eggs and had a bunch
of babies. The rare element is preventable, but not a
proper hygiene isn't maintained, so it can spread. Fortunately for
the patient, they were able to treat him with a
deworming drug I did to my dog. Yeah, de worm him,
(01:17:55):
do you worm? And he showed improvement after two weeks.
But yeah, it's gonna hurt your head. There's a tapeworm
in there.
Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
Ye's That's why I'm sausage over I like sausage over bacon.
Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Is that right?
Speaker 13 (01:18:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Got it? Got it. And finally the top reasons Americans
end up in the emergency room revealed. One of the
top ten is not tapeworms in the brain. Yeah, I
didn't think so. Number ten. Two point four million people
going for mental distress straight up at nine just vomiting.
They don't know why, or they do know why, but
they all vomiting is the same. I guess in their
(01:18:29):
mind when they classify it. Number eight, back problems. Number seven,
general pain, Well, general pain, that's like the rat bag
is my favorite food group. General paint. A headache at six.
I guess the old tapeworm could be in that. Sure
fever at five, cough at four, shortness of breath at three.
Now we're getting into the stuff where you think it
could be a lot worse. Just painted two. Oh wait,
(01:18:50):
were cuts? No cuts didn't make the list. Yeah we're severed,
no severge, yeah no. Arm Number one is abdominal pain.
Twelve point five million people. You're going for abdominal pain
as someone that has had and I'm doing okay with it,
but had some digestion issues. They Donald Paint's no joke.
(01:19:11):
It's like, all right, I took lindzas for a while.
I've seen those commercials worked like a charm and then
like old people.
Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Yeah, it's like the long commercials of a lady like
cooking dinner for her vamily.
Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
I can't talk with you guys, and I feel safe,
So now I'm telling you what I saw on DV
you can't feel safe here with this group. There you go,
thank you, that's the news.
Speaker 7 (01:19:29):
Bobby's nice.
Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
We will come back if you have a call. Hit
us up eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby eight seven
seven seventy seven two six two two nine. Also, Eddie
signed a ball and it was supposed to be our
too much Access ball, but he signed a ball. There's
a video of it on my Instagram too. He signed
the Larry Bird ball that I have an update on that.
(01:19:53):
And then one of my friends who had something really
crappy happened, same kind of ain but his mom did it.
This is funny. Yeah, it's we'll come back with that next.
So I had this ball and it's a basketball signed
by Larry Bird. I was super excited that I had it.
I love Larry Bird, not like I have to watch
his whole career, but saw the end of his career.
Now he's massive on TikTok again because he talked more talk,
(01:20:14):
more crap than any player in the history of basketball.
So I got this ball signed and I was like,
check it out. So I had it on a table
because we were doing our sports show, which is now
on TV as well, and so as it was sitting
there for the show, we started signing balls as well
for our show Too Much Access, which the new Florida
State episode is up now Too Much Access dot Com. Well,
Eddie accidentally my fault because the ball was we were
(01:20:36):
signing balls near where that ball was sitting.
Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
There were more than one balls where that ball was.
Eddie signed to Larry Bird ball and I grabbed the
wrong ball. There's a video of it, you can see it.
Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
It's fine, I'm not mad. I understand. It was a
lot of my fault too, So dumb. There are people
that have reached out to Larry Bird. I don't know Larrybird. Morgan,
you said somebody knew, like the Celtics priest or something.
Speaker 12 (01:20:58):
Yes, So there's a listener named car Old Creed Taylor
and she commented on our Instagram and was like, hey,
I'm reaching out to Larry Bird on Bobby's behalf. So
apparently her uncle used to work for the Celtics.
Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
He was their priest and.
Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
Gestetician okay, statitician, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
And for like many years.
Speaker 12 (01:21:17):
So her uncle got her connected to the vice president
of media at Celtics. He is now trying to get
a signed ball for you from Larry Bird.
Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Imagine that job though your priest and statistian. Yeah, I
have different roles. I had people and I'm not gonna
do it. I had people send me Larry Bird's address
home dress really, and I was like, that's weird. It's
a funny bit.
Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
We show up and we like what happened.
Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
I would never do that, but yeah, funny, tragic. I
don't know what I'm doing with the ball. Probably frame
it and keep it for life. Did you google Earth
the address? I did not. I felt like that was
too much, at least just male one. But Matt Stell,
I'm not even gonna Melocho's house. Oh man, tell them
what you did well.
Speaker 15 (01:22:02):
One time Matthew's team was playing Lebron James, Yes the
Lebron James and his team actually won and I videoed
the game and then I later accidentally taped over the video.
Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
What did you tape over the game?
Speaker 15 (01:22:19):
GoldenEye that was showing on TNT that that was my bad?
Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
That was my bad?
Speaker 5 (01:22:25):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Oh they won, they beat Lebron.
Speaker 7 (01:22:29):
He played against Lebron, He played against the highlights against
Lebron James, and his mom taped over it GoldenEye on TNT.
Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
I love that story. That's such a good story. Also,
that wouldn't happen now because you don't really record it.
How do you record anything now? What do you mean
download it?
Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
No, no, you don't record anything. Well you could t
bow it. Anything is put on now like a hard
drive for have a better term on your your either
your TV or your Apple TV. Right, what's he talking
about recording?
Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
I don't know? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
I guess if you record something on your phone, you're
not going to record over it because it's a separate file.
Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Right, But you can delete it, but you can't record
over technology. Man, he doesn't know this yet, would walk
him through. He's got a VCR at the house.
Speaker 7 (01:23:20):
I was thinking about it. I was like, man, they
could still recording, but no, it would never happen.
Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
If anybody has something like this, they got ruined, the
kids signed something, or like in the Sandlot the Baby
Ruth Ballah, they start playing let us know, call us
leave the phone lines open for a minute. Eight seven
seven seventy seven, Bobby, it could be a guitar, signed
guitar by somebody that he's never going to see himself
play against He can watch Golden Eye though at anytime.
(01:23:48):
A couple things won. Eddie signed my Larry Bird Ball accidentally.
Also Matt Stell, the country artist his mom recorded over
when Matt played basketball against Lebron James with a show
on TNT hilarious. We have callers galore. They have stories
like this. Uh, Jessica is on in Missouri. Hey Jessica,
good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 19 (01:24:08):
Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
So tell me your story.
Speaker 21 (01:24:13):
Well, I got.
Speaker 19 (01:24:15):
Married in two thousand and three before we had digital
access to anything, and my parents gave me the wedding
of my dream.
Speaker 6 (01:24:23):
So we wanted to hire somebody to come and record.
Speaker 19 (01:24:26):
It on dr tape, and we a few weeks later
had like a little party at my mom and dad's
house where we.
Speaker 22 (01:24:33):
Were going to watch the video with family. And we're
watching part of it and all of a sudden, it
cuts to the old show. I don't know if you remember,
it's Blind Date. Yeah, my dad has recorded dad over
our wedding video with the show Blind Date.
Speaker 18 (01:24:50):
It's so fun.
Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
That's so funny. Dang, And now I would imagine you
can tell me if I'm wrong at the time, you're like,
oh my, but now that you look back, it's areas.
But then it wasn't.
Speaker 7 (01:25:02):
Oh it was not.
Speaker 19 (01:25:03):
It was the only copy we had, and I was
just I was so mad for so long about it.
But yeah, now it's just the running joke.
Speaker 22 (01:25:12):
Yeah, we can't watch Jessica's wedding video, but we can
watch an old episode of Blind Day.
Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
So what did he say about it right when it happened,
because you're watching the did he already know? Was he
also surprised that he recorded over it?
Speaker 5 (01:25:25):
Oh?
Speaker 21 (01:25:25):
He was surprised.
Speaker 19 (01:25:26):
Yeah, he I don't think he even realized what he
had done. Like I think it was like in the
VCR he was messing with the remote control massa word like.
It wasn't something he just like planned on recording.
Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
Fan, I get it. Thank you for your story, Jessic.
I appreciate that. I'm sorry that happened to you. But
now that that that's a good laugh.
Speaker 19 (01:25:48):
It is a good laugh.
Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
All right, Jessica, have a good day. Tell your dad
we said hello, bye bye bye. All right, let's go
over to Josh and Virginia. Josh, what's up, Josh, you're
on the air man more.
Speaker 17 (01:25:59):
Studio, Hey, it was going on. So yeah, I had
a moving out sale that my mom was actually helping
me with, and throughout the day I told her like, hey,
this is the stuff that you know, I want to
keep that when I move. You know, all this stuff
(01:26:21):
is going to the new house. Well, I've been collecting
vinyls and stuff since I was probably about sixteen seventeen. Well,
Eric Church came to the Anthem not too too long ago,
but I actually got him to sign one of his vinyls,
the Sinners like me vinyls, and like I said, I
(01:26:45):
had a bunch of old vinyls that you know, I
was getting rid of. And once we were done telling everything,
I asked my mom. I was like, hey, you know,
where's where's all the collective stuff that I had set aside?
And she just threw her arms up in the air
and was like, what do you mean collectible? I was like,
(01:27:07):
all my, all, my you know, memorabilia and stuff. I had,
you know, shot glasses from uh. Toby Keith had a
bar that uh in wood Bridge, Like I love this bar.
I mean just everything, my sign record, everything just sold.
And it was you know, like I said, it was
a bunch of random people, so we couldn't go find
them and chase them down. So I mean, just proof
(01:27:29):
like that just belong.
Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
That sucks and she probably sold her for like four
bucks and the person that bought it was probably just
trying to buy a vinyl. You're like, is this really wow?
And so you never got it back, never got.
Speaker 17 (01:27:41):
It back, Just a bunch of random people that my
mom sold everything to.
Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Okay, let me I felt bad and I can probably
I maybe probably can help you. So it's as centers
like me signed Eric Church vinyl? Right, yeah, okay, how
long how long ago is this? Did you say?
Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
So?
Speaker 20 (01:28:01):
This was probably.
Speaker 17 (01:28:04):
Four months ago.
Speaker 18 (01:28:05):
It just happened.
Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Oh so it's fresh. Okay, I can probably call Eric
and get you another one. I don't know for I
don't know that he has what.
Speaker 7 (01:28:14):
Bobby, you're you're doing something. You don't have any proof
that this happened. People are just gonna start calling and say, oh,
but once we went straight, you know, sign my house.
Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
And I mean what I would say is once I
kind of say I can do it, I don't then
let anybody base their conversation off of what I've already said.
I won't do this for anybody else in this segment. Okay,
but I will say, Josh, I'm gonna put you on hold.
I'm going to get your information. I'm gonna reach out
and see if I can just get Do you want
him to sign it to you?
Speaker 17 (01:28:42):
Like to Josh oh Man that that'd be great. But yeah,
I also, like I said, I pulled lunchbox. I have
the video of him signing the record, and I sound
like a little schoolgirl, like you know, just because I'm
just like, oh yeah, no, it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
I believe you.
Speaker 7 (01:28:59):
I fully belie No, I fully believe me. He sounds trustworthy.
I'm just saying other people are gonna call and start
making a story.
Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
Maybe not Josh ray Quen put him on hold. I'm
gonna see if I get I don't know for sure
that I can, but I'm gonna see if I can
get Eric to sign him a record and send it
to him, because that would be cool, right, And I
don't feel like Josh was calling with the intention of
that it was just a good story. That would be amazing. Okay,
let me see what I can do. I sure hope
I can do it. I think you could do it.
If not, I'll just sign it Eric Church, he gets
(01:29:25):
a Sinners, he gets a Center's album and it's me
signing it to Josh. All right, thank you. You guys
can keep hitting us with those calls if you want that. Man,
that's that is funny. Let's go over to Steve in
Ohio who called the show talking about getting stuff signed
or having like memorabilia or something valuable, and somehow somebody
(01:29:47):
like Eddie signed my Larry bird ball kind of runin it.
But yeah, it's still amazing in its own way. Hey Steve,
what's going on, buddy? What's your story?
Speaker 13 (01:29:56):
Oh?
Speaker 18 (01:29:56):
No, A lot morning your Morning studio. So I high
States my team kind of like Arkansas is your team.
And I went to a golf scramble for the Ohio
State lead judging team. And during the course of the event,
you bought tickets, you know, five bucks whatever for these tickets.
(01:30:17):
Ended the scramble, you go in and get a table
and they have all these items played out, so they
pulled my number. I go up. I got an Ohio
State autograph jersey. He's the only two time Highan winner.
I believe it was seventy four and seventy five. So
I thought this was cool. I take it home, I
put it in my closet and I don't think about
it for a little bit. So I'm going into my
(01:30:38):
closet one day, I'm like, where is that shirt at?
So I asked my wife and she doesn't say anything.
Come to find out, she had that thing in a bag.
It's honest, way to good Will. It's in the car ready.
So luckily she went out and was still in there.
She took it, she got it framed and give it
to you like nothing never happened. Well maybe a couple
(01:31:01):
a couple of months later, she finally came clean and
told me what actually happened to that Jergy.
Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
That was a close one, man.
Speaker 7 (01:31:07):
That's so you still have it.
Speaker 18 (01:31:10):
I do have it now hanging in the basement.
Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
That's a good story. Yeah, good story. Nothing ruins almost
as we call it an eddie now, No, no, no,
let's not do that. Thank you for that, Steve. Let's
go to James in North Carolina. Who's on the phone.
Hey James, what's your story?
Speaker 13 (01:31:30):
Hey, good morning, guys.
Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
Morning.
Speaker 13 (01:31:33):
So when I was a little kid, my dad had
given me a sign to Tank Aaron baseball and we
put it in the little plastic case, and I kept
it into my room for for a while, you know,
kind of like as a trophy. Well, I had a
younger brother, he's about four years younger than me, and
one day I went to my room, I noticed that
(01:31:55):
the ball was missing. The case was there, but the
ball was gone, and we couldn't figure it out. And
we finally figured out that my younger brother had gone
with some of his friends and played baseball and he
took it and never saw it again.
Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Oh he didn't even come back.
Speaker 13 (01:32:11):
Oh no, no, no, no, yeah he was. He was
at the time, he was probably seven or eight years old.
I was eleven or twelve, And yeah, he took it
with a bunch of his friends. They went to the park,
played played baseball, band practice whatever they did. And we
didn't find out for about a week because I saw,
(01:32:32):
you know, we couldn't find it. And we finally figured
it out and my brother admitted to it. Now, he
didn't know, you know, who Hank Aaron really was, because
he was too young for that. He just wanted the
ball and he took it and we never saw the
ball again.
Speaker 16 (01:32:47):
And that was it.
Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
Yeah, I've wanted a ball, and you know, you're a
kid like I want a ball, you need a ball? Yeah?
And then I saw for it, didn't like, you have
a Larry Bird ball? And then your friend sign it
and it's okay, we're talking about Hanky, I know.
Speaker 7 (01:33:00):
I mean, what's weird is that guy's friends. One of
the friends, they moved into a new house with all
the money they all of a sudden got for selling
a ball.
Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
Okay, Jame, thank you for the call man, Sorry for
your loss. Yeah, I appreciate that, buddy, Thanks for the story,
See you later.
Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
I met Hank Aaron once you did. Yeah, I didn't
know it was him though, shook his hand and everything.
Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
How did you not know his him? We were at
the World Series. I was working for the news and
me and the reporter walking by, and we said, some
older guys just randomly shake all people's hand on some
older guys.
Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
Like, hey, you guys doing shook his hand? Yeah, cool, awesome,
And then we kept walking like, who was that? That
was Hank Aaron? Are they talking about? Are you sure
they were messing with you?
Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
I swear that was Hank Aaron. Here's Tyler and Kansas. Tyler,
you're on the Bobby Bone Show. What's up?
Speaker 8 (01:33:37):
Buddy, Hey, oh, I got a story ruined, let's hear it.
I used to hang out with a cousin and we're
over to the front of his house and he had
this old PETSI can sit on his dresser. It was
about six years expired, and he wouldn't tell me what
it was from. So I dared him to drink it,
(01:33:57):
and he wouldn't open it, wouldn't open it, and he'd
be in the idiot that I was. I opened it
and kind of told him he had to drink it.
Now they started crying. Well, come to find out, he
was front road at Nirvana concert and Kurt Kobay and
handed him that can of PEPSI.
Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
That's really cool. But but but he warned you though,
that's what I understanding. He said, don't open. Nobody wouldn't
say why, but so a it doesn't matter, don't open
somebody else's how old were you?
Speaker 8 (01:34:28):
I was probably fourteen, this kid was probably eleven.
Speaker 5 (01:34:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:34:31):
See, when you're a punk fourteen year old and someone's like, oh,
I'm not gonna tell you, Okay, you're not gonna tell me, Fine,
I'll just open it. Don't be a punk.
Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
Poor guy started to cry. Yeah, that sucks. Well, I
was a punk.
Speaker 7 (01:34:41):
I feel bad to this day you still talking to
that kid.
Speaker 21 (01:34:47):
I don't.
Speaker 8 (01:34:48):
My friend or my cousin's married to his dad.
Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
So when they see around him, but I don't know.
Anytime he hears come as you are, he just gets
say thank you, Tyler. I hope you have a good day, buddy,
you too, Thank you, guys, Yeah, thank you. One more call.
Let's go to Rochelle and Edmund, Oklahoma. Hello, Hello, what's happening?
This is hey.
Speaker 21 (01:35:11):
I was just had a quick question.
Speaker 5 (01:35:13):
Yall.
Speaker 21 (01:35:13):
We're talking about Matt Still and how good of a
basketball player he was, that he beat Lebron James, and
I felt like y'all never addressed how good he was
and you liked basketball. So have you ever picked him
up for a game or yes, do you think about
asking him for a basketball game?
Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Lebron or Matt Matt?
Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
Yeah, yeah, Matt, Lebron that guy are really good friends.
Matt will come over to the house and playball and
we take our band. Actually he can't come play with
us anymore. Well, I beat him though to playing. Yeah,
but Matt's a college basketball player and we took him
to University of Arkansas and shot too much access with Matt.
He's really really good. He's also like six six sixty seven.
So yeah, his team beat Lebron's team in high school
(01:35:51):
and that's all I mean. Yeah, Matt's got it all good, looks.
Speaker 7 (01:35:56):
Tall, all of it.
Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
Yeah, you can sing, It's like it's stupid. So we
don't want to. We don't want to like too much.
How awesome that is because we get annoyed.
Speaker 19 (01:36:03):
Okay, Okay, he is really good.
Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Though, he's really really good. He's a good dude too. Okay,
all right, Rachelle, thank you for calling by. Alright, bye bye,
all right, look, let's do one more because question say,
let's move on.
Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
Well you want to be starting to feel bad again, dude,
I hear you. Yeah, I know that's all yeah, and
honest mistakes man. Chelsea in Indiana, Chelsea, thank you for calling.
Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
You have a question?
Speaker 6 (01:36:29):
Yeah, good morning, studio. I was just calling Jucy. I
work in an industry where a lot of people do
often request sign things, and sometimes I'm on a time
crunch show to speak. So what's the best way to
get something signed by a celebrity?
Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
I guess it depends what you're wanting. Signed. It's hard.
It's hard to be at a place where they are
because everybody knew where they were, they would not be
there because they don't have to sign all day. You've
got a couple options. Let's just say you wanted a
Larry Bird ball for example. Okay, you got a couple options,
good example, I won mind. You can also buy one online.
Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
You can.
Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Hopefully you have to make the right contact at whatever
organization that he works with. But yeah, it's tough. If
it's a country music artist, you can wait for them
close to their bus after a show. You know, it's
a lot of being extremely strategic, but it's very it's
very hard unless you just want to pay for it
and just buy it off of eBay, like what kind
(01:37:25):
of stuff, Like what would you want to get signed?
But it was also hard to do.
Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
So, Like I work in hospae so currently I have
a patient that is wanting a signature from Dolly Parton
because she has a special memory in her past related
to Dolly and you kind of wanted to get a
hold hard to get.
Speaker 17 (01:37:44):
A hold of.
Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
Yeah, I would just email her management and say this
because you have to understand though Dolly's got a ten
thousand people saying, hey, can you voice voicemail my friend,
or can you do a FaceTime or can you and
find her management? But so many people lie about it too,
that it's hard for people to trust because there are
so many people that are going, I have this tragic
(01:38:05):
thing happening to me and I need and then you
find out the lying so that they're like, screw it,
I won't do anymore. It ruins it for everybody. But yeah,
I mean you can always try to find their management
or their agent online and message that. That's what I
would suggest.
Speaker 6 (01:38:19):
All Right, well, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (01:38:20):
All right, thank you. All right, that's it. Everybody good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm good. That's just another hour on it. No, now
we're done. We're done. We're done, right, thank you. It's
later in the show, so we're gonna do Amy's Morning Corny,
but unlike the Morning Corny we do every morning earlier
in the show. It's also not dark. But when shows
are like risk shows are like after dark, that means
(01:38:43):
it's a little more risky.
Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Now, Like I normally would never say this joke, I'm
only saying it because it fits here. It's I'm going
to be uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
Saying it, and if it is something we feel is
too dirty. Because we are on a thirty second delay
in case I call our curses or something, we can
actually beep it out and you can go listen to
it unedited on the podcast Everybody in. Yeah, it's now
time for hit.
Speaker 14 (01:39:06):
It Ray and now the morning Corny after Dark.
Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
You can't hear an enzyme.
Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
And you can hear a hormone. Oh but see, Bob,
the way you said it though, like I get it.
But the way you said it was just like I don't.
We have to beat that one. We have to beat
that one, and we have to beat me explaining it
that one. For sure, you explained it. I know, Lunchbox,
you got it though, right the way Amy said it.
Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
No, the way I said it. I tried to say
it normal.
Speaker 7 (01:39:47):
It's head and you say it after dark. So you're
supposed to say it the way you're supposed to understand.
Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
It, not because there wouldn't be a joke. That wouldn't
be a joke.
Speaker 4 (01:39:58):
You have to think about it.
Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
Because enzyme and horror.
Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
I would have never gotten it. Never I would I
would have walked away from the bar and told my wife, like, man,
somebody told the worst joke at the bar.
Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Okay, we have to beat that, and we have to
beat my explanation of it. There are no curse words.
But you can go to the Bobby Bone Show podcast
later and hear that. But you have to tell it
like that because you have to compare an enzyme and hormone, right,
you can't be like an enzyme in it? All right, Raymond,
don't hit it.
Speaker 14 (01:40:27):
That was Morning Corny after Dark.
Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
I feel so dared. I don't like how ray says that.
I do like how Race says that. All right, but
another one, yeah right.
Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
I think I haven't ever done this one, but we'll
see hit it again.
Speaker 14 (01:40:43):
And now the Morning Corny after Dark?
Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Speaker 4 (01:40:53):
How do you breathe through that little thing?
Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
I think we can leave that one, funny. We wouldn't
do that earlier, but Mike, let's go to Mike. Yeah,
that's fine, Okay, don't beep it, don't beat it, right, Okay,
let that one run and the first one will have
to beat. That's a good one. Okay, that's pretty funny. Yeah,
(01:41:17):
I also o cee. I can't even make jokes about
it because then it gets dirty. Year See that second
one I got right away? Yeah, I don't know why though.
Hey you related to the comedy.
Speaker 7 (01:41:29):
Oh yeah, that's why.
Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
People love comedy. It's my good all right. That was
the Morning Corny after Dark. Thank you very much.
Speaker 14 (01:41:35):
That was Morning Corny after Dark.
Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
Ray Goes a Little Hard. One was Play the Closer.
Listen it Play the Closer one more time.
Speaker 14 (01:41:47):
That was Morning Corny after Dark.
Speaker 5 (01:41:51):
That was.
Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 8 (01:41:57):
Today.
Speaker 7 (01:41:58):
This story comes us from Memphis, Tennesseee police were out
doing surveillance on a guy that had multiple warrants. He
gets in his car, starts driving away, and they try to.
Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Pull him over.
Speaker 4 (01:42:08):
Woooo.
Speaker 7 (01:42:10):
He says, ah, you ain't gonna catch me, starts going
eighty and a forty mile an hour zone leads him
on a chase, loses them, but then he looks, oh,
gas lights on, so he pulls into the gas station
to get gas.
Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
Yeah, pretty responsible. You gotta get gas, you gotta get cats,
I guess it's what happened before that. Wasn't that responsible? Dang,
You would think he would just run it to zero,
then jump out and run. You could get another one
or something. See how far I can go? Yeah, No,
he probably was. You know, if you're looking for the
cheapest gas too, I would get that as well. Driving
around trying to save two cents or trying to find
(01:42:43):
a Sam's Clubs as a member, you can get ten
cents cheaper.
Speaker 7 (01:42:46):
I'm bunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
We have this bit we've been trying to accomplish where
somebody's gonna eat three pounds of food and then we're
gonna weigh them immediately and see if they're three pounds heavier.
It's a stupid bit, but it makes sense. Why wouldn't
they weigh three per exactly? Why wouldn't they weigh exactly
the amount of weight they put into their body? But
does the body break it down? Weird? We don't know.
Three pounds of foods a lot. And so Lunchbucks kept
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putting it off and kept wanting nicer and nicer food,
and then Raymonde was like, all right, I'll do it
for one hundred bucks. I said a hundred bucks. Now,
ray Munde is coming back because he wants to try
to make a deal. We got too many Beyonce and
Marikre's on this show. Now what is happening. Everybody's trying
to like go full diva, honest, go ahead, not Diva.
Just the steak. That was a great idea about me
(01:43:31):
props because I think that's the heaviest type thing I
should go for. But it's such a choking hazard. And honestly,
I had a little bit of an issue about six
months back where I choked on an egg. I thought
I was gonna die. So as I kept you from
eating anything, yeah, no, no, I still continue to eat
I'm not eaten an egg since then we're not asking
to eat egg. I believe it would be the same
type of texture, and it's speed related, and it's not
speed to be related. Yeah, but it's not speed related
(01:43:54):
at all. I just had a proposition of something that
would be easier for me to accomplish. Those three pounds, Okay,
go ahead.
Speaker 7 (01:44:00):
Ol coololo.
Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
Four beers equates to three pounds three pounds of beer
forty eight ounces equals Well, you're talking about fluid ounces,
which I believe is different than weight ounces And I
don't think he could drink that much beer. But you're
wanting to try that three pounds weight of beer instead
(01:44:27):
of eat three pounds of steak. Yes, And the difference
is water. It doesn't oxidize in the liver. That's why
people end up getting sick and not doing well with water.
This is beer. Beer's completely different than water. You can
recite some oxidation, but you don't know the difference in
ounces being a measurement in different ways, not of the measurements.
But I'm saying people could get sick. There's histories of
people getting violently sick trying to drink too much water.
Speaker 5 (01:44:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
Yeah, but we're not going to do water.
Speaker 7 (01:44:51):
And there's no there's no eggs history of people getting
sick from drinking too much alcohol, none whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
Yeah, Ray's are arguing about eggs and water. I don't
understand one of us have pitched eggs or water. And yes,
people get alcohol poisoning. Correct. But Steve was worried about
the water thing. He's like, Ah, we don't want to
do it. We're not doing water.
Speaker 7 (01:45:08):
Correct, Why he wants to do beer?
Speaker 1 (01:45:11):
So I'm doing beer, But beer is a lot safer option,
and four beers is not much at all. We don't
know that four beers is three pounds of weight it is.
How do you know that? I've done the math, But okay,
I will not explain again what I could possibly be wrong.
By the way, but when it says somebody ounces, it's
I believe that it's telling you how much. How much
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it is in like a sixty four ounce drink is
not the weight of it, it's the measurement. Ounces can
be taken in two different ways. I understand that.
Speaker 3 (01:45:42):
And he's gonna get wasted if he drinks four beers
that I don't mind. No, what are you talking about?
Speaker 13 (01:45:46):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:45:46):
He gets wasted for two beers. I still think you
should eat the food because it's not a choking hazard
to eat three pounds of steak. I just feel I'll
let you guys down. I don't think I can accomplish
the three pounds with food I can with alcohol. Okay,
what if we mix it up? One pounds of beer nice,
two pounds of steak? I mean, isn't all the same
when it goes down. That's the experiment the same. But
(01:46:09):
I still think it's better if it's three pounds of something,
straight up. It looks better, it feels better. I need
to think about this. I just wanted to do the
one stupid segment we've been trying for trying forever. Moregan
we eat three pounds of take that's right.
Speaker 12 (01:46:23):
I would potentially eat three pounds of food, but it's
harder for me to take off weight then for dudes, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
Kind of at it. I can let it go. I'm
just standing at a crossroads here, and it's one of
those bits that isn't worth spending a whole lot of
time more begging somebody to do it. But we spent
so much time on it already. And lunchbox demands flaming
yon ry window demands beer. That's what's happening. Yeah, it's
what's happening. Any time to think about this. Thank you everybody. Ope,
(01:46:56):
you're having a great day. Opy crush work today. Three
pounds of beer, you know, have three pounds of life today.
Heated up by money, Ibby bos
Alisa, Welcome to Tuesday show. More than studio morn. Let's
go round the room and check in on everybody. First off,
we'll go over to our producer.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Ready.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
He puts his wife in charge of figuring out just
how much to tip, and when it comes to making
videos for the show, he edits all the clips. Producer Ready. Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
So back in December, we played golf with Darius Rocker.
Me and Bobby played with Jake Darius and it was
part of Jacoben's foundation.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It was the best day of my life.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I rode the car with Darius and at the end
of the round, he says, hey, man, whenever you want
to play golf in Nashville, just let me know. And
I said absolutely, He's got a club and everything. Okay,
So my question is the one do I let him know?
And how do I let him know? Because I'm ready
to play golf if.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You rode with them all damn sure. Because what happens
is if you have a great time with somebody who
didn't know as well, you always trade numbers at the end.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
So did they trade No, there was no trading numbers.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It was almost like, hey, dude's hanging out with you, hey,
let me know whenever you want to play golf.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
It's like, okay, why would he say that. There's no
point in saying that if you don't mean it.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I'm true. Why not so much about golf. But if
I let's say you and I we knew each other
work a little bit. There was a work event. I
was like, hey, my wife and your whatever date. Yeah, like, hey,
we should go to dinner sometime. You absolutely, but if
you don't make a plan to do it, if it's
just like a thrown out there thing, it's just kind
(01:33):
of what you say because it's comfortable to say that.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
When you're leaving, you're telling me he didn't really mean
let's play golf. I'm telling you that was just his
way of saying he had a good time. And if
he sees you around, he sees you.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Around, when am I going to see him around?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Well?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
I have you know how you filter things when someone's
saying it. Did you hear him say I will play
golf with you or anytime you want to play in Nashville,
let me know because he can probably get you in somewhere.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, that wouldn't happen. That second thing wouldn't happen.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Okay, well just do you know either way?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Just a wild coincidence?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
What did Darius?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Look at what was No, this is just this morning.
Third text down one two? Oh, who is it? I
was texting with Darius this morning about stuff? Did he
mention the gold?
Speaker 7 (02:14):
He did not say?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
You know what I meant to catch up with Eddie? No,
I'm very sorry. What are you guys talking about shows? Baby,
don't worry about it. Well, Darius is a friend. I'll say,
Darius is a friend. Friend.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, maybe that's what he meant, asked Bobby, he has
my number, so now he never said to me give
Eddie my number.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I tell you what it said, because but all I
could see was the first few words, you know, in
a text like you can just see the first few
words exchange, and it was just love that.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh love that you all send any memes to each other. No,
but what I sent a picture of him was of you, Oh,
play golf. Yeah yeah, Yeah, here's what I'll do. I'll
float to a text saying, hey, let's play golf in
the next thirty days or so Eddie and I are
ready ready to go.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I love it that way.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
It kind of include Maeah, I appreciate that, okay, because
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
But it's also like if someone says, hey, we should
get together sometime, they don't mean it unless they say
we should get together at this time that specific times.
Otherwise it's just a comfortable okay, all right, moving on.
His only goal as a child was to be on
real world and have fun. And when you're looking for
somebody to give you a bone head story, he's the one.
It's lunch buke. Amy goes Amy. Again.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
We all know Amy has a tendency to do things
and you just go, what is she thinking?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Then you go, you know what, that's Amy.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
So I was talking to Kevin kick off Kevin the
other day and he goes, did you guys tell Amy
it was my birthday? I was like, nobody, goes, Look,
Amy texted him happy birthday. Sorry I missed your birthday.
He goes, my birthday is not till the middle of March.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I didn't. That's a funny joke. I have a running
joke where I just randomly throughout the year tell Eddie
happy birthdays publicly so people will fill up his feed.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Nothing to Kevin, Well, so we got a calendar invite,
and I didn't. I didn't look at the date. I
just looked at the day and it said Wednesday. And
I thought the calendar invite was coming because it was
Wednesday of that week, because that would make sense, and so.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
He sometimes they calendar invite, probably three weeks.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Out, but it also would okay, makes sense if he
were sending things that are happening that week. And then
Wednesday came and went and it was Thursday, and I
was like, shoot, I forgot Kevin's birthday, and so that's
why I texted, sorry, I missed your birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
So it was just a Wednesday that his birthday is. Yeah,
and you assumed it was this Wednesday. Yeah, well, good
for you for thinking about that, bad for you for
not clicking into.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
It, cooking into the calendar to see what.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
More detail Wednesday.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
It was okay, Amy, but I just thought you were
just randomly texting out of nowhere. I was like, is
she just looking for an excuse to text him, like hey,
happy birthday?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
No? If I needed an excuse to text, and I
could come up with something like.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
That had a birth this pretty specific, here's a funny
bit we can do right now? Inspired me. I will
swipe my contacts and say stop, and whoever it lands on,
I'll say happy birthday. Text here okay, I love it.
Right here we go and stop message Darius. It is
not Darius, have your birthday? Hello?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Who is it?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Happy birthday? It's an executive in our company.
Speaker 9 (05:19):
Oh no, you are a plus and I hope you
get many more hbd.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Bb all right, let's do another one. You can give
her a follow on Instagram for skincare hacks to find
out how she likes to spend her mornings by the
fire and relax.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
It's Amy, okay. So remember that guy that called in
his name's mark and he left a voicemail and he said, hey, Lunchbox,
if you had listened to me about this one stock,
then you and Bobby and Amy would have more money
because I told you about this one a while ago.
And Lunchbox looked and sure enough, we do have that stock,
and it did go up, but we could have bought
(06:01):
it way back and made more.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I remember the guy. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
So then I was like, hey, Scoopa seed, do we
have that guy's number?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh my god, it is this person's birthday today. It
is I swear to God, no, hold on, I swear,
Oh my gosh, no way, heymighty, come look at that.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I don't believe you, because that's correct, dude. We gotta
go to Vegas right now.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Just pull the Oh my gosh, it's their birthday. Hey,
we're going to Vegas.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Come on, don't make you scrolled and we said stop on.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yes, lunchbox books some flights, let's go. Got it because
it shows you the person's name and underneath it and
like a text like maybe you should know that's their birthday.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
But baby, but this is what happened.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
It may have popped Oh no, that's not their birthday.
I said that.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Because you said happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh no, no, your phone. Now I was like, it
really is your birthday? Your phone? Yes, let me text
a heavy birthday.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, it would pop up.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
No, hey, the phone shouldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Well, it wants to help you remember.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
No, no, no, no, but it's a prank, like this is
a complete joke. The phone shouldn't assume that we're being real.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It does.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, phones, Hey canceled, cancel the tickets, lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
We're not going to such an idiot because now it's
to like seven messages in a row. Yeah, this is
the greatest, Frank this time you.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Mike just texted me happy birthday, and now his computer
and phone is saying today's.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
My birth I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I don't like that, Apple, but I now I have
to Now I have to send a voice memo. No,
what if it comes back in it is our birthday?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I doubt it because the chances of that same day
was crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Did you finish yours?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I don't even know where my brain is turned upside
down right now if you'll start even start over that.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
I was talking about Mark, the guy that called us
at all stock oh the stocks. Yeah, yeah, so stock
guy Mark, and got his number because I wanted to
reach out to him to see what else we need
to be doing stock wise, because he seemed to have
good insight and he hasn't gone back to me.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You called him with your own personal time, like just
be like, he what U buddy? Can I get some
stock advice?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:19):
But what that's even He's not what's happened to me?
But that's bizarre. Amy just called a listener up with
that him saying, hey, give me a call.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah, pretty called us offering advice, but to our request line. Yeah,
you do that often.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
No, okay, thank you, Amy from Mountain Pine, Arkansas. He
always wishes people happy b Day. It's always fun to
see what he'll say, Bobby Bone, thanks very much. Okay.
So in my home studio you may see if I'm
doing Bobby cast or work from the studio. At times,
I have this some kind of a crylic bust of
Thomas Jefferson and it's front of us right now, and
(08:53):
it's probably how many feet tall? Do you think that is?
Two feet tall? Yeah, it's pretty heavy. It's the bust.
It's like a statue like shoulders to head and as
Thomas Jefferson and his eyes are kind of blacked out
with my headphones on him. It's just funny. Got it
at like a house sale. So I was like, I
like how it looks, but I wonder if they make
them with people that aren't historical figures or presidents. So
(09:15):
I got on. I started started searching famous busts. Well,
first of all, don't do that. It showed a bunch
of boobs. That was my first thing. Where now I'm like, great,
not to my not to my Google searches. Secondly, I
did famous marble or I forgot what the word for
this is, but I say crylic busts. And then they
started to pop up you could buy, and I saw
(09:37):
really cool Albert Einstein one. That's cool. Yes, same size, basically,
same texture, same weight, and have ordered. I was very
excited for it to come in. He was gonna put
it on in the studio as well, and then it
said we'll be arriving in July. Oh man, it's a
long time they're making it, I guess from hand. And
(09:59):
I already bought it. And there's a no refund policy.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Is something I look forward to, though in July.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I might be dead in July. Time flies, man. But
what I would like to say is if I die
before July, I would like to leave my Albert Einstein
bust to lunchbox.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
Oo.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
All, thank thank you. Let's open up the mail bag.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Mail and we breathe it all the air. It's something
we call Bobby's mailbag.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I need your help. I had
to handle a situation. I have a coworker who likes
to touch that's weird. Oh my oh. He has to
walk by me to get to the bathroom or to
the water jug and every time he walks by, he
has to like touch me, play, hit me on the back,
something like that. There are times where he asked me
if I want to hug and I say no, but
he continues to try and hug me. If I get
(10:46):
up to talk to other guys in our office area
and I walked past him, he patted me on the
shoulder as I walk by. I said, hey, man, please stop,
but he keeps on. He thinks it's funny. So now
I come to you asking for help. How do I
get this to stop? Thank you? Which, by the way,
this is a dude. Oh dude touched them and it
was a woman. It's like a buddy like he's always
slapping signed a guy who doesn't want to be touched.
(11:08):
We got one of those here, don't.
Speaker 7 (11:09):
I mean we used to have Ray used to get
back roads from a guy that would just walk through
the glassroom and give a back road.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Walk on that though, I don't he's a good background
a BackRub. Yeah, it's if you don't want the BackRub.
So Amy, what do you suggest he do?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Hr?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That's that's that's resource.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Okay, he's already tried to deal with it, and no
he's not doing straight that he said he's already tried
to ask multiple times lunchbox like dude, who cares?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Is a bro?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Pat me on the back, like, get over it.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
I used to hug him too, Do you want to
hug And he says no, and he's like relaxed.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
HR I'm with Amy told him like, dude, I don't
want to hug, Like stop stop HR series. I would
give another shot, though, I'd be like, hey man, I
don't want to be touched. Just don't touch me anymore.
You're not friends with them, it doesn't matter. It's business
in HR know, not yet. I just say, dude, you
gotta stop touching me. I have a thing about being
touched or you don't have to be mean about it
or you you hey, buddy, what's up? Whatever? But I
(12:10):
have a like a weird OCD you think about being touched,
so it's I think it's cool you like to connect
with people, but don't touch me because I start to
freak out and then he won't touch you anymore.
Speaker 11 (12:19):
But what about that you want to huge? Yeah, weird?
I just wantn't want to fire him though, until is
not gonna fire him.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
They're gonna get.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Are you kidding me.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
You guys, they're gonna get He's gonna get fired if
you go to HRS Woke America, woke American fire people.
What you tell AhR. Don't fire him, but you got
to tell HR what you do?
Speaker 4 (12:41):
JR.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
I know it's against your policy, but don't you know,
fire the guy. He just wants a hug. Maybe go
box up and says you want to hug. Just say, hey, man,
don't touch me anymore. Please set a boundary. Tell him
the boundary. Then if he crosses it completely, then you
can do HR.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Okay, I like it. That's a weird one. But thank
you for sending this that email. If you want to
send us an email, Morgan, what's the email address?
Speaker 12 (13:01):
They send it to mail bag at bobbybones dot com.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Right there, you go, close it up. We got your
email and we read it on your Now it's find
the clothes Bobby's mail bag. You okay, Preggy, good news,
break good news. Let's go to Morgan's first, who runs
all of our digital and social media forever. She has
not been able to smell stuff or it's affected her taste.
(13:27):
She said, like long coat. I don't even know what
you would call the COVID. Yeah, TH's long COVID, the
version of it.
Speaker 12 (13:32):
Yeah, I mean it has to be because it's impacted
other things. That's just the really potent one potent.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yes. So the question is you did this therapy and
they like, did they rub your nose?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
They did?
Speaker 12 (13:46):
It was fascia and they did cupping on my face,
so they did you started to smell a little Yeah,
it started to help a little bit, not one hundred
percent back, but I started smelling things again.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Now has it continued to get better?
Speaker 12 (13:58):
I have like moments here and there, but no, Oh,
it's not one hundred percent back.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
What about how it affects your taste? Has that changed
at all? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (14:04):
Sometimes, like sometimes I taste soap like in cheese. Sometimes
will taste like soap or.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Like a certain chip.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
It just depends on the flavoring, I guess.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
But wonder what the chemical is that just isn't jiving
with whatever your nerves are doing.
Speaker 12 (14:20):
Yeah, like something in like this nasal system is not working.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Right, So you still can't smell all the way and
it's affecting your taste. And how long ago did you
have this?
Speaker 12 (14:30):
COVID twenty twenty one August of twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Wow, bizarre. Wow. Would you go back to this person
again and have them rub on your nose?
Speaker 12 (14:38):
I think I could. I'm just not sure if it's
like a long term like it helped open it up,
but now I don't know if there's like more to
be opened up or if I have to like have
a procedure done.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
You know, crazy that did that to her. And that's
just one of a million stories where it's just affected
people in odd, little different ways. If it one, if
it didn't do anything to some people, it killed some people,
and then it just did a little think weird to
some people. Okay, there's Morgan's breaking news. I'll do mine
breaking out.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Bring it out.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
So I got a sea pat machine. I went to
like a sleep study and they put all the stuff
on me. Man. I put this off for a year
and a half. Finally went went to sleep, was all
strapped up and went back to the doctor and they're like,
you have sleep out India, and I'm like, cool, I've
heard of it, don't really know what it is. Apparently,
like thirty times an hour, my throat would close up
and I'd stop breathing, which could affect a lot of things.
So I have this machine. I strapped it around my head,
(15:29):
put it. It goes in my nose and it just blows
air NonStop. And the first four or five days I
started to have dreams for the first time, like multiple dreams.
I would wake up and go I cannot. I would
still wake up like once in the middle of the night,
but I would sleep for the first time in forever.
I've never done crack. That's good, good, good idea.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Man.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yea sleep is like crack to me because I just
want it all the time.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
You can't get enough of it.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I just want to all the time.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I want it right now.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, like having good sleep again. Can't compare it to anything,
so I want to compare it to something that I
never had, crack how people talk about it. I need crack,
and I need it now. I over the past weekend,
I think I slept. I did wake up occasionally at
night because I take it off my head after a
while it hurts my nose a little bit. But I
think I slept like sixteen hours where my wife thought
(16:19):
I was sick because I would go and read and
just go to sleep. She's like, are you okay? I'm
like I'm on crack.
Speaker 13 (16:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I mean I'm gonna sleep, so I can't keep it
on all night yet, and I do wake up a
little bit, but I'm having dreams every day. Every night.
I'm not getting eight hours asleep, but I'm getting five
and six and I'm having pure sleep for the first
time ever. I ordered a new mask though, This one
that I have now straps around, goes up the nose.
I just got online and said best map, best best
(16:46):
mask for seapat and so it's a full mask. At
first I thought I don't want a full mask, but
I'm gonna try it out. It looks like I'm going
into some sort of chemical spill. Yeah, oh boy.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
So yeah, now that you've gotten a little taste of it.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
You're like, I I got the guy gave me here
a little free crack. No I needed a Yeah. What's
annoying for my wife, though, is when it falls out
of my nose at night because it doesn't make a
lot of noise. The machine doesn't make any noise. A
little bit of air comes out of the back of
it because it's got to have a bit of leakage
because I breathe out of it. It can't just come
straight up and only push out because I have to
breathe out. But if it falls out of my nose,
(17:21):
that's when it makes noise. She'll go, you're leaky.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
But the mask won't do that right, it'll because I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I don't have it yet, supposed to come today. But
this seapat machine has absolutely changed my life to where
now I will come in some mornings and be like,
I'm still sleepy. When I was never sleepy because I
never got to the point of being sleepy. I would
just like grind out a couple hours. So anyway, crack
rocks sleep sleep, sleep sleep.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
So that's my breaking news. I'm still on it, breaking news.
I've changed masks at least I bought it. Should be
here today breaking out so our health we're all getting there.
I think you want any update. Has your tail.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
My tailbone?
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Your tail well pops out like a tail.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
It is a tailbone, right, but it pops out like
it is. Some would say a little abnormal like a.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Tail, but you're basically a stegosaurce.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
It's actually been feeling okay. There was a well, you.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Guys know what a stegasaurce was you thought that was funny?
That's with the blade? The blade?
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah, okay, yeah, it's fine. I know you're trying to
make fun of my tailbone, but no, not.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
We all have issues.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
You're not going to make you're not and I like it.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
When you're excited because I can tell it goes.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
This is you're not making fun of my tailbone.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I got a recent adjustment, and don't I feel like
whenever I get adjusted, it gets in the right spot.
So when I said it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Hurt, that's unfortunate. Stinks. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yeah, long road trips are rough, but you should.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Get like an underwear sire from in the back. Yeah,
for your tail I have an id different invention. Don't
know if it's ever even been invented. I never have
ideas for inventions.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I don't care because I'm never going to do it.
There's a difference. I'm never gonna do it.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
We might do it.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, and if it's going to make you a billionaire, dude,
save it. It could make me a billionaire. Okay, then
I need to call an expert in this. Then give
me a couple of days. Okay, you got But you know,
you guys aren't involved. You came up with what do
you mean you you just saved you people.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
You can brainstorm with us.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
This is the boardroom, dude. Yeah yeah, you guys have
no say over what I just say.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
We are Okay, what an entity?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
What do they call it? Community?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Bill Kitfield delivered mail to Hartford Avenue in Connecticut for
thirty eight years, and after this time he said, you
know what, I'm done. I'm retiring. And so he told
the neighbors, you know what, this is my last week.
I'm going to retire. And they're like, what you no,
we can't just let you go.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
So what do they do? They threw a huge party
for Bill. Thank for the mailman. That's cool.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
The whole neighborhood was invited, even the dogs. Why because
Bill's thing was to always give the dogs treats. He said,
that's why he never got bit by a dog in
thirty eight years. Always had treats. I always had treats.
So I threw a big party and Bill says, you
know what, I'm just gonna do nothing but bowl golf
and just relax in our retirement.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Bowling quite the physical activity. Yeah, that's Cooley, that you
would do anything for almost forty years. I went a
couple of nights ago and spoke at a Chamber of
Commerce deal in Arkansas and the guy that was like
the head of it, and he picked us up at
the airport troves to and from. He's almost married fifty years,
like forty eight years. That's amazing, amazing, it is like
(20:36):
anything that long. But he met his wife he was
in ninth grade, she was in eighth grade. They got
married when like nineteen to twenty and have almost been
married for fifty years. I just can't stop thinking. And
I don't think that stuff ever really got to me
in like a good wholesome until I got married. Yeah,
and we done like two and a half years, and
you know it and it's awesome and it's hard, and
(20:57):
it's like anything else that's worth the show. Awesome, hard,
anything worth something. It takes work to make it good.
And think, man, they've invested that much time, it's worked
out that well. You think of the ups and downs
they've been through and gotten through. It really amazing.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
And I never thought, like, you know, anniversaries, you know,
those are times to celebrate.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
It's like it's cool, like, hey, we made it. We're
ten years, eleven years.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
But really anniversaries are should be a big celebration because
it's a huge milestone.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, it's about, hey, we've gotten this far. If anything,
it motivates you to go farther. Yeah, yeah, Amy, we'll
come back to you in a few minutes.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
UF.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Thanks. Yeah, I know. I was just doing the math
in my head of you know, you and Caitlyn could
make it to fifty years. You just have to make
it to ninety.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Why you want to do that? Why you want to
slam me. I'm not claiming you were doing. We didn't
come to you and say except for Amy, right, No,
I was undeflecting, Yeah exactly, But you didn't know we
weren't coming at you.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Yeah, but this is encouraged.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Did you ever prepared deflection? No, you're you're an ages.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Okay, Hey guys, Hey guys, Bill's retiring after thirty years.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
That's what it's all about.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Eddie's got four kids. This segment is Eddie the dad.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I'm not proud of myself. Man, I made one of
my kids cry. I didn't mean to one of yours.
One of my kids. He cried, no, no, no, no, he
started crying.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I didn't even know. My wife had to teld me, like,
you need to go talk to him. He's crying. What happened?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
So Bones has been giving me these like cards, a
pack of cards that you get.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
I guess. I don't know. They're known to I get
football cards or baseball cards or basketball cards. It's part
of the memorabilia thing that I do. And when I
don't like the cards or I'm like, oh, that's not
that valuaball give them to Eddie to get out and
it's amazing.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
So anytime they do something good, like you know, they
make up their bed without being asked to, I give
my a pack of cards and it's awesome. Well, my
ten year old he did something and I'm like, hey man,
that's awesome that he did that. I got a surprise
for you. I give him a pack of cards. He's like, thanks, Dad,
that's so cool. He opens the pack of cards and
in there is an old dion On Sanders card and
(23:01):
I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, let me see that. And
I looked at it and it's not new. It's one
of the older ones. When he played for the Cowboys.
I'm like, I need to hang on.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
To this one. Well, you you took back what you
gave him, Well yeah, yeah, but I mean he kept
ten cards. Did you say I'm gonna hold it for you.
You still own it? No, I just said, let me
let me hang on to that, okay.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
And then I put in my office and I look
googled it and yeah, it's worth like twenty bucks right now.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Okay, twenty dollars right now, could be hundreds. I should
take it back then, too. That was already a gift.
It's already exactly so, well here's the deal.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
So I just took it, left in my office, and
like two hours later, my wife comes to.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Me and says, hey, you need to go talk to
your son. He's crying. I said, what why is he crying?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
He comes up, he's like, Dad, I just I'm not
happy that you took my card away from me. And
I'm like, whoa, I'm not taking it away from you,
I know, but I was more protecting the card because
I know that he's not going to treat it.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
That's what I should do to you. I mean that
I understand, but if he were keep saying, hey, this
is your card. I'm gonna keep it sick. But even then, well,
hey man, whatever's mind is eventually going to be theirs.
You have to die first, you know what I mean?
I think you should give him the pack. It's a
it's a twenty dollars card too, It's not like you
found it on a swagner. Well here's the.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Deal too, if we ever meet Dion Sanders, I can
get that sign.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
And what what.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
If he has it and he loses it at school,
It's never gonna get signed.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I believe you're in the wrong here. You're If you're
in the wrong here, you're teaching him a bad lesson.
No one's asking lunch lunchbox. What do you think, Eddie?
You're one hundred percent wrong, dude.
Speaker 7 (24:32):
Like if you opened a pack of cards as a
kid and your dad just took them away from you,
what's the point of opening.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
A pack of cards? Every time you open one, you'd
be like, well if I get a good one?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah, And this is teaching him to start hiding things
from you.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yep, Oh that I was gonna get ready today, I'll
take them a bunch of cards.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
Well, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
There might be some good ones tonight. Hold on. You
know what, I'll give him the card back today. I'll
give it back to him. I need we need proof tomorrow,
okay that you did so. Audio from him saying like yeah,
but you also have to promise us that this is
You're gonna learn from this and once you give him something,
you can't take it back. Cards.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
If he wants to put in his bike spoke, let
him put in bikeshon.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, if you wants to put in his room. But
again that's to you. Okay, fine, you need to be
a better dad. That's Eddie's the dad. Yes, there there.
We don't only have a jingle for Amy the mom,
but I know what's going on with you over there.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Well, I have a Stevenson show, and that has a jingle.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
It does have a jingle, it does has like a
Stevenson Stevenson show. Amy's youngest child, Stevenson. How old is
he now? Like twenty eight?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
He's thirteen. That's the same thing, which is crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
The same thing. Okay, And he does a show from
your house, a very short show. What's this one about?
Speaker 4 (25:46):
It's about laughter. Sometimes he sees things and honestly, I
feel like he touched on this last year. I could
be wrong, but I don't. I don't give him the content.
It's sort of when he feels like it, he'll be like,
I want to go record to Stephenson's show, and this
is about laughing, and it'd being good for you.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
There you go, stupid sin show. Did you know that
laughter helped you to it? Paint?
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Laughter may ease paint by causing its body to produce
its own natural paint. And life is hard sometimes, so
this is such a good reminder to laugh as often.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
As you can.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
That said, let me encourage you to listen to the
Bobby Bone Show every day. They are funny, especially my
Mom's morning corny Laugh every Day, A you got laugh
every day? A laugh every day A show.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
I heard it's nominated for an award next year. Of course.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
He did a little jingle at the end of every day.
He's just re stelling and it's like laugh every day.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Sounds like Amy, you're a good mom, Eddie, not so
much work.
Speaker 11 (26:58):
I did add that last line, Mom, Yeah you wrote that, Moms.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
She got so Bobby Bones Show Interviews In case you
didn't know, her name is doctor Lorie she's got a PhD.
She's an antiques appraiser. She's been on everything from Netflix
to Discovery Channel to Today's show. She tours and travels
around and does what you got, let's appraise it. She's
done so many things for us. She is a plus expert.
(27:24):
You can follow her at doctor Laurie V on Instagram.
And Amy has these Madam Alexander Dahl. She sad that
she was a kid and now welcome doctor.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
Lourie on the Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 14 (27:36):
Now Doctor Lorie.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Doctor Lorie is awesome if she comes on and tells
us our stuff isn't worth much. Occasionally we get a
good review, but she's very honest with us. At Doctor Laurie.
You've you could have seen her on many television shows,
could have seen her on this show. You can follow
her at doctor Lourie V. And we are appraising doctor loryer.
What are these dolls that we're appraising here for Amy?
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Those are Madame Alexander dolls. How are you Bobby good?
Speaker 15 (27:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (27:59):
I'm great.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Sorry, Amy was walking around. We couldn't go he to
sit down because she's all nervous about these dolls.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Well, because I heard we were missing Cleopatra. But I
think she's right by.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
You, Clopatra. Okay, doctor Loy, it's so good to see you.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
It's nice to see you, Honey. What's happened? And everything good?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Everything is good, And I know Amy's hoping that she
gets some good news here. I don't even know what
a Madame Alexander doll is. So can you give me
a brief description of what these dolls are and why
they exist?
Speaker 16 (28:27):
I can they exist because there was a woman in
New York in the nineteen twenties who wanted to establish
her own business. Her name was Madame Beatrice Alexander. She
named the dolls for herself. I always said, if I
had a kid. I never had a kid, but if
I had a kid, I'd name it Laurie because I
was like, why wouldn't you name something after yourself? So
she named her business after herself, and the dolls are
(28:48):
Madame Alexander dolls. I see that Amy's dolls have their
original boxes, which is a good thing. O.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
The boxes are eat up. Does that matter?
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Yeah, it does matter, but at least they're there.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Okay, shout out to my mom. She kept them all.
Speaker 16 (29:03):
So she's a she's she was an innovator in terms
of women in business in the in the twenties in
New York, and she started the dolls. And the dolls
have a historical or a literary link, and that was
sort of the marketing connection for them.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Okay, And are there certain dolls in this Madame Alexander collection?
Not the one we have specifically, because I don't know
what you're going to say about these, But are there
certain dolls that are worth a really large amount of money?
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Some of there are certain dolls related.
Speaker 16 (29:35):
There are certain dolls that are not Madame Alexander that
are worth a lot of money. The Madame Alexander ones
are worth significant money. Took on which ones you have?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Okay? Well, then I don't know. I don't even know
where to start. Like if you say the name of
a doll, I have a bunch.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
Of open a box.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Oh, okay, I'm going to open this with that way.
This one it says Anthony on it. Oh, it's like,
is this Clay Patrick right here?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
No, that's not that's a boy. Yeah, that's Anthony.
Speaker 16 (30:05):
That's Anthony. He goes, he goes with Cleopatra.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Okay, so it's like Mark Mark Anthony.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
So would they be worth more as a couple, because
I have.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Both, I need to know. Okay, So this is Anthony.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Amy, Bobby, can I ask gave you some questions?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Please do okay?
Speaker 16 (30:22):
So Amy, how did you acquire them? Were they purchased
for you or were they handed down to you?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
No, they were purchased for me. Gifts for my grand mam.
Like that's what she would get us, like every birthday
or Christmas. She would just add to our Madam Alexander
doll collection.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Oh okay, did you like the collection?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah? I had a shelf in my room that lined
and I had all the dolls lined up on my
shelf like the parameter of my room.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
You have all the books that go with them, to
the little booklets.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
Yeah, the books are attached to their wrists.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
His arm just fell off, literally fell off. I didn't
even do anything in the arm fell off.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
You lost a million breaking the dolls? Not good, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
I didn't break it. It just fell off.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
But the little booklets are attached to their wrists.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
It was it's addressed. It's like dressed like ancient Egyptian
like almost fell okay.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
Anthony, okay, so Anthony. And then there's Cleopatra.
Speaker 16 (31:17):
Historical figures hold more value for Madame Alexander Dolls.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Thank you guess somebody help him?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Be careful. Yeah, go easy, it's not broken. The pen
just came out right.
Speaker 16 (31:30):
Usually they're attached with like an elastic band on the
inside of the body.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
It's not hard to replace that actually, to fix that.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
So nothing's broken. Okay, So okay, I don't know.
Speaker 16 (31:41):
Kirpatra was pretty rare, So I don't know if you
have Cleopatra, who goes with market She says.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Patrick is very rare. Do we even have Cleopatra?
Speaker 4 (31:50):
But I should have Cleopatra. And now I'm freaking out
because that's my mom's handwriting on the box that Alexander
was in Cleopatra, I know, and now I'm very stolen. Stolen?
Speaker 17 (32:00):
Does I hit her?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
So you haven't seen Cleopatra yourself? Yes, since we turn
them over to doctor Lory.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
No, okay, So doctor Lory, you saw that I had Cleopatra, right.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
I saw I saw that you had Cleopatra.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
Okay, because Josephine kind of looks like her.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Well, go look at the other boxes over there.
Speaker 16 (32:18):
Cleipatrick has the cool eyes and she's got like the
big Egyptian outfit.
Speaker 4 (32:23):
Yeah, and she has like a little like going bracelets.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Mitchell, if we find Cleopatra, how much is that worth?
Speaker 5 (32:29):
One hundred and fifty dollars?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Okay? And what about Anthony?
Speaker 16 (32:33):
Anthony's one hundred and fifty dollars. But they're four hundred
dollars as a pair.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
That's pretty cool. We going to find Cleopatra, Oh my god,
I have her.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Hold please, We're not.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Gonna hold literally, yeah, Morgan's going through the boxes. Okay,
So if we find them, that's four hundred dollars, right
your hair.
Speaker 16 (32:50):
You don't want to You don't want to break up
a set. I don't care what you have with anything.
You don't want to break up set. So if you
have pairs of things or you know, couples like that,
that's what you want to do.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
I have all of the little women.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Okay, Well, let's get there. I have two people here.
This is Napoleon. WHOA, that's little better. I don't want
to riff off his body like the other one.
Speaker 5 (33:12):
That don't decapitate anybody.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
This is Napoleon.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Okay, Napoleon looks good.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
And then yeah, and then is this Josephine. No, no,
this has got a little mustad. This looks like it
could be Cowboy, the actor Harry No, the comedian Charlie
Charlie Chaplin, maybe, but his name's not on there. But
is that Charlie Chaplin? Or maybe it's Hiller.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
No, definitely not that. But but we're looking for Josephine.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Okay, I have Napoleon. Josephine was Napoleon's wife. Yes, okay, here.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
There she is. There's Empress joseph.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Josephine right here, got it?
Speaker 5 (33:52):
And she doesn't have arms?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
No, you have them?
Speaker 5 (33:54):
What's up with the arms?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Right here? With the book?
Speaker 5 (33:57):
Okay? So we have limbs detached.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah, let's act like they're not though.
Speaker 16 (34:02):
Okay, well's act like they're not.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
Pray something different. Okay.
Speaker 16 (34:07):
So basically, Napoleon and Josephine are also a match and
original box adds about ten percent of the value, right,
so they're more worth more than Cleopatra and Mark Anthony.
Value on those as the pair about four fifty.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Okay, so I'm not bad.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Eight fifty eight. Yeah, we're going to make some money.
We need to put those arms together, though, No, I'm
more about this Charlie Chaplin. He's living in here with Napoleon.
Speaker 16 (34:34):
Eddie's right about putting the arms together, you will, Okay,
maybe a trip to the doll hospital might.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Be in order.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Do they have those?
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Okay, yeah, they do, they have those. They definitely have those.
Where you are, we have.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
The entire Little Women set of Madame Alexander dolls. Here
you go off pulling out the books with the books correct.
Speaker 16 (34:54):
One of the most famous for the Madame Alexander was
the the the Little Women's Set by Luisa May Alcott.
And the reason why that was so important was because
there was another set of dolls that dealt with what
were called the dion Quintuplets, and those dolls were so desirable.
If you have those dolls, they're like twelve hundred.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Bucks for those dolls. But these Madame Alexander dolls.
Speaker 16 (35:18):
The the four set are four hundred bucks, so they
worth a little bit less than the couples, but they're
still pretty valuable.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
So so far within the three sets you get about
twelve thirty hundred bucks. Okay, So here we have you're.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
Like at twelve fifty at this.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Point, this looks like a leprechaun or something.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
Okay. Then you have some that are called the miniature
showcase dolls. Do you have those?
Speaker 16 (35:41):
Are you looking at like a nursery rhyme? Like little
Red riding Hood? She should be easy to figure out.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Some of them are just listed as like missing hands,
the hand, oh ahead, Oh sorry, I was spell drown
Here is the headless horseman.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Oh that's snow White.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
But it's not broken. It's just been in a box
so long. You can I can put it right back on.
Speaker 16 (36:03):
Like, okay, good six snow White because she's the best.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
She's the only brownette princess.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
You know I didn't write that.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
So value value on snow White is fifty dollars?
Speaker 1 (36:14):
What he said you was your favorite?
Speaker 4 (36:16):
She's small?
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Well she is my favorite princess.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
But how can you like someone it's only fifty?
Speaker 13 (36:21):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
What if we strip her for parts and sell her head? Right?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Well, gosh, lunch box. I just like snow White.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Okay, and then here's let's do one more big one here.
Unless we're missing Amy, what are you bringing up here? Okay?
These are Amy's Well, those are bigs. Here's Cinderella and
Sleeping Beauty with all they look exactly, with all their
limbs and heads.
Speaker 16 (36:41):
They look good now they look good. I would probably
say seventy five for each one.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Of those bad Are you just pointing? Look good?
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Okay, like no, can't sell them as a couple.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Hey dude, it's can't.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Sell different stories. They're very specific about the literature.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
You know, a game. Now her, what what's our biggest cash item?
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Do you think Napoleon and Josephine? Okay, okay, Well, I
don't know who's signed the Kansas City. I mean I'm
looking at the at the football helmet I got.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I got a lot of signed memorabilia. Uh, this is
the TJ. Watt replicas. Oh wow, yeah, this is a
dubas Ceede LAMB Dallas Cowboy mini helmet. This one I
have George Kittle.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
And uh uh uh George Kittle?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Wow?
Speaker 16 (37:23):
Yeah, yeah, you know is that Patrick on the Kansas
It is not, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
This one is Travis Kilsey right for she Rice? Yeah,
the running back?
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Oh she Rice? That's good?
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (37:35):
And I have a how much is that one?
Speaker 1 (37:37):
George pick here? I gotta know you know who knows
I am? I gotta sign.
Speaker 12 (37:43):
Uh.
Speaker 16 (37:44):
Well, there's two things happening with his sports memorabilia. First
of all, it's Bobby's, so that increases value. If it
were like anybody else's, it's not gonna be worth as much.
And he can document when they got it signed, so
that's going to be important. Of course, the the more
the more important the actual individual players are in that
particular game, then.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
You're gonna see more value too.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Well.
Speaker 16 (38:07):
Authenticity is not difficult to identify though, those are all authentic.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
I'm not giving any of these up. I'm sleeping in
my bed with them. I sleep in the bed with
them every night. I did get a signed authentic Denver Broncos.
I won it a John Elways super Bowl champion and
Peyton Manning same helmet, super Bowl champion, MVPs and wow,
someone saw that. I had an offer me like four
thousand dollars for it. Immediately shut and you sold it.
I did not sell it. I didn't sell it too low.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Wait, these are the ones you want on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
That one was when I won.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Yeah, probably for thirty five bucks.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
It doesn't matter how I want it, but.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
That's how much it costs. I'm asking while no, actually
back it up? What filter are you taking this through?
Because I'm actually like, wow, you spent thirty five and
you can make over four thousand.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
But that's like saying you spent one dollar on the
lottery and you spent a lot of money and it
doesn't matter. It's not about me. I want doctor Lourie's
on the Yeah, I want the Hitler at all.
Speaker 16 (38:58):
Yeah, yeah, but kill it happening here. First of all,
four thousand is too low. Most of the time somebody
offers you something like that that fast is usually working
in the twenty five percent range. Like they were offering
you about twenty five percent of what it is, I
would say, just out of the shoot, forget that it's yours, Bobby.
But that does increase value because that relates to provenance
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or history, lineage of who had the piece before you.
That piece is going to start at fifteen probably, and
then you've got to add in the provenance. For Bobby Boteen,
what fifteen thousand, fifteen thousand, well is way too low.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
They did it offer it super quick.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Doctor Lorie. Is their provenance that the Madame Alexandros if
one to you, yes, if I give them to Bobby
for lineage sake, does it go up in value?
Speaker 1 (39:48):
You would like carry under it for a day? She
comes in carry on. Yes, okay, here's yeah, I.
Speaker 16 (39:53):
Mean, and then other famous celebrities who have who have
owned them also impact the value, not yours specifically, but
if there are other celebrities who also collected Madame Alexander Dog,
then the value goes up a little bit too.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
You guys, we love doctor Laurie. You can follow her
at doctor Lori V. Visit her website doctor loriiv dot com.
She's been on and we've done from Netflix too. She
travels around. Can if our listeners wanted you to appraise something,
could they pay you to do that themselves?
Speaker 16 (40:24):
They can go to my website. Sure, they can attend
one of my events too. That's how I got this
lovely cold, you know I was doing. I was on tour,
so you can you know, they can come to one
of my events too, whatever they want to do.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
But yeah, the website, they can do that.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I just want to make sure that you feel like
we're contributing to you, because all she doesn't contribute to us.
She comes on and she gives us all this advice
and tells us how much stuff's worth worth. And I
just want to make sure that we can tell our
listeners to do something and somehow they can get to
you and somehow you can benefit from the time you
spent with us.
Speaker 16 (40:52):
Always good to be a friend of the show. It's
always good to be with you, guys. So it's no problem.
Thanks very much for the plug. But for the most part,
make sure you keep your pieces out of direct sunlight
in places. Remember, art and antiques collectibles like to live
where you like to live.
Speaker 5 (41:07):
So we don't want them in basements. We don't want
him in addicts.
Speaker 16 (41:10):
We want him in rooms that are heated and cooled,
like you're heated and cooled.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
I have your house, Peyton Manning johnny Way home, am
my Tanning bed at home?
Speaker 18 (41:19):
On?
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Is that bad? No, that's bad. Okay, I don't have
a tanting bed. Doctor Laurie. Thank you so much and
we will talk to you soon.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
Thanks for everything, See you guys.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
I'll buy the Hitler it all from you, just to
kill it if I can stomp it out.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Okay, Okay, it's not. It's not Hitler. It's definitely not.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Is it. Charlie Chaplin? Was someone Google there's a Charlie
Chaplin out of alexanderdal Because if there is, maybe that
it just has the mustache.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
The mustache is different though, you had like a two
part mustache. Charlie Chaplin was like that one little block
that's a two part. Yeah, Charlie Chaplin had a block.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
No, no, his was like, what is it?
Speaker 12 (41:50):
Pull them up again?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Okay, well, guys, I watched black and white movies. Eddie,
you need to shut your mouth. I know, Charlie Chaplin,
I have so many dolls up here. Okay, he's in.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
That's not him. Oh oh they're in the box together. Oh,
I mean he looks like him, but he also has
a hat.
Speaker 12 (42:06):
It does look like he's listed on eBay as Charlie.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Chap does have a little hat as well, like this, Yeah.
Speaker 12 (42:12):
It's like a red tie. I don't know if it's
the same.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
It's not. Is the Hitler the.
Speaker 12 (42:16):
Chaplin hat has a black tall hat.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Hitler? Man, I'm trying to kill it. I want to
kill the doll or Okay, so that who is that? Oh?
Speaker 7 (42:23):
That guy looks like the guy that little bo peep
who lost his sheet.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
He looks like one valdez Aldo. Mike's gonna do the thing.
He takes a picture for Google and it tells him
that's always gonna die. It's Madame Alexander Portrait children Red eleven.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Rhett.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
You can buy it online for thirty bucks, like Thomas rhtt.
It's Thomas Rhett. It is okay, Rhett.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Is that him?
Speaker 1 (42:48):
That's no? No, No, who's that?
Speaker 4 (42:52):
I thought his name was in the movie?
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (42:54):
Maybe am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Be gone with a win?
Speaker 4 (42:57):
I'm probably wrong?
Speaker 1 (42:59):
Amy With all this, it looks like you could sell
it all and make about a thousand bucks after every
you know? Do you want to sell them?
Speaker 5 (43:06):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (43:06):
I have more dolls than this.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Yeah, but I think if she were to, she probably
saw all them and thought these were the most worthy.
Can I buy this one from you? The red one?
How much you want to buy the Thomas rhet one?
I can buy it online for like fifteen bucks.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
I thought you just said thirty.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
I'm just trying to I'm trying to work you down there,
but I heard I can't. Hey, you can't break up.
I don't. I don't need any more any more. Crap
on my desk.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
No the dolls for sale? What you got?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
I have nothing, I'm out, no cash, no cash if
you buy it, we can kill it. No cash, it's
not Hitler face Hitler. We're going to destroy it immediately. Yeah,
we're gonna put it to the hand. Thanks to doctor Lorie.
Am you gonna sell any of this? He's gonna put
it up.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
I mean potentially. I know when we first brought it up,
I had listeners that were very interested.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
So lineage.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
Yeah, let's see what happens, all right.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Thank you to doctor Laurie. Here's a voicemail from Seth
and Kansas, long.
Speaker 10 (43:58):
Time listener, big fan of the show. I was listening
to the podcast and heard that you were you really
would like to see Lunchbox drive a Lambreck any one day.
Actually know of a way that he could do that.
It's called Extreme Experience and it's going to be coming
to Nashville April fifth through the seventh, and it gives
(44:19):
them an opportunity to drive a supercar around Nashville Speedway
for three laps.
Speaker 18 (44:25):
So it's about six.
Speaker 10 (44:26):
Hundred dollars after insurance.
Speaker 18 (44:29):
So hopefully we.
Speaker 10 (44:30):
Can see it and it'll be a good segment if
we get some get him out there on the track.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
We're not doing to go fund me. I'm taking his
hands and wiping them together. We're not doing to go
fund me.
Speaker 4 (44:39):
Why is this what you want for your birthday? And
we all pitch in for his birthday present?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
I would sign up for that.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Yeah, I feel like this is anybody anything for their birthday?
We all if everybody here is putting and it's lunch buck,
it's your birthday present. So come this summer, you can't
be like, where's my goove?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Yeah, but you have to get everybody else a gift
to the matters. I mean that's still gonna be fifty
bucks a pop. Yes, I'll cover a bigger part of it.
I'll do two hundred of it.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Okay, all right, Happy birthday launch.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Well no, there's gotta be six hundred. And let's talk
about it. We need to find more information.
Speaker 7 (45:10):
Yeah, I got it right here, Extreme Experience Supercars.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Let's do it.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
Okay, I'll do one hundred.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
We'll come back. See, we'll come back. Why, here's the thing.
We rush to do great things for him.
Speaker 4 (45:21):
This would be really cool.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
For him, I know, But when does he ever go Hey, guys,
I have a great idea for you or I'd like
to do this give No. I know, but sometimes you're
just like why do I keep wanting to do things
for somebody who doesn't want to do them for others. Wow,
but I do want to do it for them. Oh,
how excited is that would be? WHOA, We'll come back,
(45:44):
Let's do number three?
Speaker 8 (45:45):
Ray, Hey, Bobby Bone, love your guys' show.
Speaker 17 (45:47):
My daughter's got a morning corny for you.
Speaker 19 (45:49):
What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A
teacher says, spit out your gun.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
A train.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
That's frey go that's to get one.
Speaker 14 (46:03):
Motions, pile of stories.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
So is anyone here about the silver coins or the
gold bars at Costco?
Speaker 7 (46:10):
No?
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Sometimes I stay on TV though at night they're like,
by a bar of gold. I have never done that
because it feels like it's not a scam. It just
feels like, why would they offer it to me if
they didn't want to sell it? You know?
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Yeah. Well, the Costco started selling the twenty four carrot
gold bars and sales those did so well that they're like, oh,
we're going to add some silver coins.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
You can buy a twenty four carrot gold bar from
the costcom. Are they on a big palette like the No? No, No,
they're in cases. Yeah, it's just like they can like
screwge mc duck jumping into a big thing of Costco
bars and you see them though.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
One thousand dollars a bar.
Speaker 14 (46:45):
Oh no way, And.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Could you go to the local want and do that
and buy one?
Speaker 7 (46:50):
They think so might be sold out.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
It might be sold out. You have to check your
local Costco for the gold bars. But they've now added
silver coin packs, which.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
I've never heard of this happen. Oh my god, you
could just go Why would they not rob those instead
of like banks?
Speaker 4 (47:05):
I don't know, this is something I know. The gold
bars I heard a lot about that last year.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Are there any, Mike, are there any at the costcos here?
Two thousand dollars gold bars at Costco? That's so we
should have invested in for me. I get excited about
the big tub of mustard. Okay, I'm sorry I interrupt.
I'm just I'm amazed.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
But the investment here. What I'm thinking are these silver coins.
They're selling them in packs of twenty five for six
hundred and twenty five dollars, and each coin is one
troy ounce.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
I don't know what a troy ounces.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
I mean, that's what That's what I had in my
little buffalo nickel or whatever that doctor LORI.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
Called in a Troy ounce is thirty one point one grams?
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Did they do? You guys want to you should go in?
Speaker 5 (47:46):
No?
Speaker 1 (47:46):
I think we missed the boat.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
No we didn't. Apparently silver something.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Conservative that's probably gonna go up value. You guys go know,
but if you will all buy a palette at the
frigging warehouse. Yeah, that silver seems a little risky. Silver resk.
Speaker 7 (48:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
I was doing some research and silver may perform strongly
in yours toccume it could even surpass gold.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Maybe maybe Lunchbox is like, I don't think we should
invest in Apple. Let's go Inron. Okay, I get that.
Speaker 7 (48:14):
That's a joke.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Can't remember Inron? Yeah? Wow, I need to go to
Do you have a costco membership? Do you have to one?
Speaker 2 (48:22):
D in?
Speaker 4 (48:22):
No, you have to have one?
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Can I go with you? All right, I'm in.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
Let's just all be in together.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
You guys just laughed at me, and I thought you
were joking. Once you say you're in, I'm in. I
can't believe it.
Speaker 4 (48:34):
Okay, go ahead, you need the maple leaf silver.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
I say, we don't let Lunchbox in anything else until
he finishes his palate, like nothing else going to be
a part of it until he finishes what he's already started.
Speaker 7 (48:42):
The value of silver tends to move inversely to the
stock market, So if the stock market is up, silver
goes down.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
So you're so it's probably down a lot now, which
is great because the stock market's basically an all time high,
so we should get it now at its lowest point.
But we know nothing about money. I'm telling we know nothing.
When the stocks go down, silver goes Oh man, okay,
go ahead, Amy, what else?
Speaker 4 (49:04):
All right? So this is just a little concern I
have for us. If you fly in an airplane and
you know you're told brace for impact if something's happening.
No one ever told brace for impact if something's happening.
You know that like you're supposed to. I guess, lean
forward and get in a ball or something. But they
go over all these safety procedures in the beginning. The
flight attendants do. But apparently USA on TikTok there's something
(49:25):
that flight attendants are doing to keep themselves saved, and
they don't tell us to do it.
Speaker 1 (49:28):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (49:29):
Sit on our hands with our palms facing up.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
But I mean I've never been told brace for impacts,
so I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4 (49:34):
But it's just just any kind of emergency, they said.
But if you've ever noticed during takeoff, landing, or any
time that the flight attendant is asked by the pilot
to take a seat, they sit down and they put
their hands under their legs, palms facing up. And that
position is one that will reduce it. Like you think
about it, your hands can't get hurt if your palms
are up like it's better than if your palms are down.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
I hope I never have to use that position.
Speaker 4 (49:56):
Well, me neither. But why is that the protocol?
Speaker 1 (49:59):
I get some much trying to open the door of
the plane. You sit on your palms all of a sudden, Wow,
I don't know. Yeah, why aren't we doing it?
Speaker 4 (50:04):
Can't believe everything you see on TikTok, But all right,
go ahead. Shania Twain is now a Barbie. She's been
named one of Mattel's Barbie role models, and she's wearing
a floor length black leather jacket and a top hat
like she wore in her video for a Man. I
feel like a woman, and I feel like this is
another investment, like a collectible barbie, Like we get the
Shania chain one and keep Twain one and keep her
(50:26):
in a box and never open her. Yeah, check this
out and like years from now should be worth more.
What is that?
Speaker 1 (50:32):
That's a Funko? That's me?
Speaker 4 (50:33):
Yes, you have your own funko?
Speaker 1 (50:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (50:35):
Who made that?
Speaker 5 (50:36):
Me?
Speaker 1 (50:37):
I made like eleven of them. So what happens is
in the collectible world, artists, athletes, they have funkos made
to them and they sign them and they go. It's
like a cool thing. Not just have the funk go,
but a signed one. So now that I'm way into memorabilia,
I had a made. I'm not cool enough to have
a maid. I'm not like a celebrity like that, but
I had it made, and then I'm going to sign
them and any money, any profit whatever, I'm gonna donate.
How did you do that? You send them a picture
(50:58):
of you? Or like how did they know how to
put your face though? On that? I don't know, man.
I set on my hands all of a suddenly brace
for impact. But see, I'll sign it, and that pretty cool.
Like Shania was made for her because she's famous. I
made my own, but you gotta sign it, dude, that's
pretty cool. Huh, that's really cool.
Speaker 4 (51:14):
Yeah, thanks, Did funkos not have mouths?
Speaker 1 (51:17):
No, that have mouths? And Stanley the dog is the
little dog. You can't see it right here, but Stanley's
in there.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
Oh that's cute.
Speaker 1 (51:22):
You hold a microphone. Microphone in one hand and headphones
on the other. I have red shoes obviously, the big glasses.
The hair pretty cool. I did eleven of them.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Why eleven because I ordered.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
One to see how it would look, and then I
went and order ten after the one.
Speaker 4 (51:36):
Oh okay, that was like by ten to get one free.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
I wish. Yeah, we can find a way to auction
this office one. This is one on one. Well, there's
eleven out there, so it's one yet the other ten
have it come in the mailion. Ah, very much cool
for Shanaia. That's pretty cool. Yeah, all right, thank you.
Speaker 4 (51:52):
I am Amy. That's my pile.
Speaker 7 (51:54):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 4 (51:58):
How much box?
Speaker 7 (52:03):
Jordan is a goldsmith. Whichever that means, I don't know.
I guess he makes gold. He makes things. And he
saw a Taylor Swift video on YouTube challenging people to
make cool rings, and he was like, huh, I'm gonna
make a cool engagement ring. And he did it, twenty
three thousand dollars engagement ring.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
And then he's in his shop and he's like, where'd
that ring go?
Speaker 5 (52:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (52:22):
My good? Where there?
Speaker 7 (52:24):
And he starts looking all over town, retracing his steps.
It's gone, thought somebody.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Stole it, by the way, Yeah, yeah, go ahead, and.
Speaker 7 (52:32):
So he's like, what am I gonna do. I'm gonna
go desperation mode. Next door out, you know, like and Craigslist.
He said, hey, I lost this ring. If anybody finds it,
please let me know. Well, this dude can walking through
the town found a ring, and his sister in law
happened to see the post on Craigslist and they reunited.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
The guy with his ring wowlucked out. Yeah, very lucky.
Speaker 7 (52:53):
And then also and then oh and then and then oh,
and then Jordan's like, I gotta give you a reward.
Let me reward you, and Ken said, nope, just pay
it forward.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
Didn't take the reward. Crazy, Thanks for the date. Here's
what I'd like to say. I guess I know what
a goldsmith was. I never met a goldsmith. It'd be
like a shoe cobbler. It's someone that makes gold jeweler. Yeah,
but like a locksmith, someone who does lock right, who
gets in locks, can build. What other smiths are locksmith's
they were iron they would do iron iron. Yeah, good point.
(53:25):
Aaron Smith? What Aaron Smith like your friend? Yeah, it's
a buddy I grew up with. What did he made? Trouble? Yeah,
trouble A goldsmith.
Speaker 4 (53:35):
Though, they work with precious nettles.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
That's a good job unless you mess it up, unless
you lose your item. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (53:41):
Did you know there's a gunsmith?
Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yes? What do they make? That's funny you find all
the smith's hotsmith.
Speaker 4 (53:46):
Copper smith.
Speaker 1 (53:47):
Well, yeah, that was easy.
Speaker 4 (53:48):
Blade smith.
Speaker 3 (53:50):
Yeah, lunchbox said hopsmith. That's a good one. That's a
beer a guy that made beer. Is that a real thing? Yes,
hop smith.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
I had no idea there were somebody.
Speaker 4 (53:58):
Okay, well, do you know what smith means? The suffix
of it. It's a specialized crafts person. So that's why
all of that ends with smith.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
Wow, got it. I wonder if the first smith in
you know, England, London, eventually America. I wonder if that's
why they named themselves that, because they were good at
something like we're the smith, right, this is copper, this
is metal. I already had their own.
Speaker 3 (54:19):
You ever met any one with the last name like Shoemaker, Uh,
I know, like a race car driver? Yeah, Like they
were like shoemakers Shoemaker So yeah, they just changed to Mocker.
Speaker 1 (54:29):
Interesting. You ever met anybody with the last name concession
Stan No? No, what were they? They made food of pies,
concession stands, the family. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (54:37):
There's also a word smith and tune smith.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
There's another one too. By'm gonna say it all right, listen,
thank you all. I'll tell you when we get off.
The grand Smith, what grandy Smith. I'll tell you when
we get off. Why would I say it now? When
you challenge me? Come on, that's a great story. That's
what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
It was like in a social media yesterday. They are
like dyslex support groups so mad at lunchbox. Yeah they
(55:04):
should be. They shouldn't. Why should they should be? They can't.
I don't I want to say this one more time.
I don't feel like he was so much attacking people
to dyslexic. I think he took it as a game.
He was finally winning a game.
Speaker 3 (55:15):
Okay, but me and Amy are dyslexic, correct, and he
was attacking us.
Speaker 1 (55:18):
I agree, so there we go. But he as he
attacks you for fifty other things too. I don't think
it was and I don't want to be on his side,
but I don't think he would just make fun of
someone dyslexic. I think his point was he was beating
you guys.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Yeah, that's it, right, and he's celebrating the fact that
he's not dyslexic like us and me and Amy.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
We represent our community. You are the voices of adult
dyslexia and that's cool, congratulations. But I think he was
seeing it as a game, and you guys were seeing
it through real.
Speaker 7 (55:46):
Life, right, well, because it is real I agree, right,
and we play real lives and games in real life.
And guess what I.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
Won.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
So I mean, yes, of course I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (55:58):
Brag technically, Bobby one, but I didn't win anything you did.
Like every time I was looking over how long it
would take her, like, go over ours and she's look
at Bobby. She'd be like, oh, perfect score.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
You were like the teacher's pet, dude. She would look
at you the teacher's pet because I was not sucking up.
I just was trying to get out, get in, get out,
go back to work. It doesn't matter. I'm moving on
from that. The other thing I want to mention is
I was talking about having a sea pat machine earlier
because I have sleep abnea and I'm finally sleeping pretty good.
(56:30):
I'm having dreams. And someone had asked me in this
room if you can find a black market seatpap machine.
I don't know that. I'm sure you can, because you
need a needed a prescription, that's what they said. I
don't know if you can buy one. Google, can you
buy a seat Let's just let's just call her Mamy.
(56:51):
Mami wanted to go buy one for herself.
Speaker 4 (56:53):
Well, you're if you're speaking of sleep in this way
where it's so amazing whatever, I know, but whatever you're gone.
I want and I like, can I just come over
and like get a hit?
Speaker 1 (57:04):
But you don't.
Speaker 4 (57:06):
You don't have or I get it.
Speaker 1 (57:07):
It's not about a hit, it's about when you sleep,
what it does with you. You can go and let's
come over and go to sleep.
Speaker 4 (57:13):
I'll just get my own little mask attachment and come
over and use your machine.
Speaker 1 (57:16):
But I would say this. Let me compare the two
and you'll see what I'm doing here. If I were
to take the same help for dyslexia that you guys
are taking, it may help you. Because I'm not dyslexic.
You may not have the same issues I have with
sleep APNA, and so it may not help you because
your your body is good.
Speaker 4 (57:34):
I don't stop breathing, maybe in the middle of the
night when I'm sleeping.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
And that's why it's prescribed.
Speaker 4 (57:39):
Yes, I get it, Mike.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
Can you get a black market seapap it's dangerous? Too
much oxygen?
Speaker 17 (57:45):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (57:46):
Yeah, because I'm on Amazon right now and I can
buy them, no problem.
Speaker 1 (57:48):
Well, how much it costs. This one's one nine dollars.
They're way expensive. I told you My insurance wouldn't even
buy it for me. They rent it every month for
ten months, and then if you continue to use it,
they buy it.
Speaker 4 (57:59):
Because so many people seapap dropouts.
Speaker 7 (58:02):
Yeah, but that's only a three star rating. Let me
go to a different one.
Speaker 1 (58:04):
That's crazy. Okay, we gotta do the morning, Corny. That's
where I address those two things. Amy, are you good? Oh,
here's one for thirty nine bucks that sounds like a
not safe one. All right, let's go.
Speaker 7 (58:16):
The morning Corny.
Speaker 4 (58:17):
What did the custodians say when he jumped out of
the closet?
Speaker 1 (58:20):
What supplies? That's funny. That was the Morning Corny. It's funny.
Speaker 7 (58:29):
Other good ones, Yeah, there's some nice ones for like
a little over one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (58:34):
Here's one oh one hundred bought this month.
Speaker 7 (58:37):
It's nine hundred and ninety nine dollars.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
That's the one I have, mic right there, n I
have the res med Air since eleven auto set for.
It's one thousand dollars. I didn't pay for it. Insurance
rents it. So don't hit me with the Oh bougie, Well,
I can buy this one and get it within overnight.
Oh how does that happen? We all just sitting here
on sea paps the whole show. Do you want to
talk talk about lunchbox for a second. He really wants
(59:02):
to win the lottery. We made the challenge to him
to do two weeks of being kind with no anger
or rage or meanness. And we do feel I do
feel that if he does that, if he believes in
whatever he thinks the lottery gods are you do believe
that yeah, there are lottery gods. If I be the case.
I don't think there are lottery gods. But I think
(59:23):
if that's the case, and you give us two weeks
of kindness, I think they'll shine on you and you
will hit some money in the lottery. Yeah. Can you
commit to two weeks of kindness? I do two weeks
of kindness, no problem. As a matter of fact, I
will throw if you hit two weeks of kindness one
hundred bucks in. Yeah, for your lottery, okay, meaning if
you win, you keep it all. I don't want any
of it. How much they be throwing No, no, no,
nobody has to throw anything in. None, nobody else has
(59:45):
to throw anything in. They don't have to. But they
want two weeks kindness. But any time that you're not kind,
the clock starts over. I'm pretty kind. Great. Do you
accept the deals? Of course? One deal me, Amy, you
can throw twenty bucks in if.
Speaker 4 (59:58):
You w Why why do I just you don't?
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
You know you don't want to. I just thought it'd
be a great way to be kind.
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Okay, you're right. An example lead by example, twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Bobby did one hundred I.
Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Know he did. That's so right, Yeah, that's Eddie.
Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Kindness has no dollar amount. Amen, you have one hundred
and twenty bucks if you hit two weeks of kindness.
Now we want to do something kind for you because
you do. We got a listener and I'll play the
voicemail again. Lunchbox would love to drive a Lamborghini, just drive.
We'd love to have one, but he'd loved to just
drive one.
Speaker 10 (01:00:28):
Here's a call we got longtime listener, big fan of
the show. I was listening to the podcast and heard
that you were you really would like to see Lunchbox
drive a Lamborghini one day. Actually know of.
Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
A way that he could do that.
Speaker 10 (01:00:43):
It's called Extreme Experience and it's going to be coming
to Nashville April fifth through the seventh, and it gives
him an opportunity to drive a supercar around Nashville Speedway
for three laps. So it's about six hundred dollars after insurance.
Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
So hopefully we're.
Speaker 10 (01:01:01):
Going to see it and it'll be a good segment
if we get some get him out there on the track.
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
I'd like to actually elevate two weeks of kindness. If
you do two weeks of kindness, we'll pay for this
for you, not even a birthday present. We'll we'll put
you in a Lamborghini. We'll figure it out amongst ourselves.
Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
It's not about present.
Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
If this is a kindness.
Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
Gift of kindness in my twenty transfer.
Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Kindness gift of kindness, we're gonna call it. I just can't.
Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
I just looked it up, and we can do more
than a Lamborghini.
Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
No, no, you want a Lamborghini. No, we's what we'll do. No, No,
I want to drive the So there's a Lamborghini here
where you can drive a uh well, there's a Ferrari
to ninety six exactly for five forty nine. There's a
Lamborghini Hurrican for four thirty nine. It's not bad, so
Ferrari four eighty eight GTB for four thirty nine. If
you hit two weeks of kindness, then you can pick.
(01:01:52):
Would you like us to buy lottery tickets? Or would
you like us to put you on the racetrack? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Man, that's tough, but no, you get to pick because
it's three laps versus your whole life.
Speaker 7 (01:02:04):
Yeah, it's three laps, but it's gonna cost three thousand
and three hund.
Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Doing drive the fleet that's eight different cars. I'm looking
at it now. Drive all eight supercars, includes track, insurance,
charge your Helica, Helicat, ride along in car videos, digital photos,
t shirt. You're not doing eight cars, but we can
put you on a Lamborghini if you want them to discounted, dude,
ten percent?
Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
All exactly what would you like?
Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
You have thirty seconds to decide, right, if you can
play me some thirty second music? What I did the
side between either being put in a Lamborghini if you
had two weeks of kindness which we will pay for,
or one hundred and twenty bucks for the lottery. Bro
the lottery dude, that's big and it's only with three
laps here, but three laps in a dream. But you
(01:02:46):
also have to be kind for two weeks with no
slip up hard because the timer will start over ten
seconds left. And if you answer with nothing or I
need more drip or we go to nothing, you offer
nothing and the deals off. It's gotta be Lambeau. Okay,
time up. Your answer is I just said it, Lambo.
You said I had to say it before the time expired. Okay,
(01:03:08):
So if you go two weeks of kindness on this show, yeah,
let's see the dates on this.
Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
Make sure down to the wire.
Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
You just said you believed in lottery guys, and you
just turned on No.
Speaker 7 (01:03:18):
No, I didn't turn on them.
Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
But maybe I'll drive the lambo to April fifth or
seventh March see stays the twelfth, So two weeks. Oh
you got this? You have like three you have mini shots. Yeah,
that's pretty good. The kind of starts, Mike, if you'ld
market right now, wait now, wait now, wait now, hold
(01:03:41):
now now all right?
Speaker 7 (01:03:44):
Hey, oh man, times are selling out though there's none
left on the sixth, they're sold.
Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Out, then you better be kind so you can get
one of those early Times guys. We got to book it.
Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
I'll tell you what. Maybe I book it and I
go do it. If he doesn't hit that two weeks. Yeah,
it's not funny. That's not cool.
Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
That.
Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Yeah, I think that's what I'm gonna do. That's crossing
the line. It is not. I need to hold one,
but you don't get to do it. I mean we
got look three pm on the Uh, okay, Smith, I'm
gonna get off so I can book one of these
for me.
Speaker 7 (01:04:14):
Stop no, because if you put it on your name
it's gonna you're.
Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
No, I'm sure I can go. He's gonna drive it
instead because your name will be on the insurance. We're
not gonna do insurance yet. Let me just figure out
what's up. You're making all these assumptions. Be kind for
two weeks, that's what it is. Yeah, but good on
that can not kind? You guys tell me, oh yeah it.
We'll take it to the kind as way.
Speaker 7 (01:04:33):
If I'm extra kind, can we upgrade to the thing
if you're extra kind?
Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Yeah, we upgrade. But that's not gonna be real. You know,
fake kind, Well that's okay, so off. It's like if
you fake donate to charity, the charity sill get it.
It's like fake donated kidney over here he has no. No, no,
I haven't donated kidney.
Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
But it's off air, off air on air.
Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Oh no, no, off air does not count. Deal off No,
it does count. Okay, it's time for piece Theta. This
game is us acting out movie scenes. One easy, one medium,
one hard. Write your answer down, Ammy Lunchbox and Eddi
Yule give me the viewer. Okay, Raymond and I are Thespians.
(01:05:16):
This is the easy one. Ray I'll be the first person,
you'd be the second. We got no food, we got
no jobs, our pets. Heads are falling off. What are
you talking about? I got a great idea. We'll head
out west on Roote seventy. It'll be beautiful mountains, snow, Aspen, Aspen.
(01:05:36):
I don't know, it's pretty far, nothing to worry about.
I'll just borrow a few bucks from the briefcase that
I've been keeping for a rainy day.
Speaker 7 (01:05:42):
What about jobs?
Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
How are you gonna get by? We get jobs, you know,
like bartendinger or snow shoveling. I don't know. Sounds pretty risky.
Come on, what's the worst could happen? Beside aspens were
all the action is, we'll have the time of our lives.
See it's good. I'm influenza.
Speaker 7 (01:05:59):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Amy.
Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Dumb and dummer, lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Dumb and dumber, Eddie, dumb and dumber. What about that
gave you dumb and dumbers? Interacting?
Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Thank you? Wow? Oh wow man? This yeah, just asking me,
Yeah and yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Heads are for me.
Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
That had been what it was? All right? This is medium.
See if you can name it, I'll be frustrated. Don't
do it, stay back, don't come any closer. Come on,
just give me your hand. I'll pull you back over. No,
stay where you are. I mean it, I'll let go.
(01:06:39):
No you won't. What do you mean? No, I won't.
Don't presume to tell me what I will and will
not do. You don't know me what you would have
done it already, you're distracting me. Go away, I can't.
I'm involved. Now. You let go, and I'm I'm gonna
have to jump in after you. Don't be absurd. You'd
be killed. I'm a good swimmer. The fall a loane
would kill you. It would hurt. I'm not saying that
(01:07:01):
it wouldn't hurt. To tell you the truth, I'm a
lot more concerned about the water being so cold see
in for the wind and men. That one could have
been a bit tricky. Nah, how well, I don't know.
Let's se what you got Amy Titanic, Lunchbox Titanic Eddie Titanic.
Ray didn't read Rose as a girl, Okay, he did
his own interpretive Ray being Ray.
Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
Yeah, Ray, I thought you were Rose.
Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Okay, nuts Jack. His acting was awesome, thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
It was a guy I can't get any Oh boy,
he's gonna just let it all out this day.
Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Okay, here we go. We'll do the hard one. Ray,
you can be the leader. Why the big secret? People
are smart, they can handle it. A person is smart.
People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals. And you know it.
Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was the
center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew
the Earth was flat. Fifteen minutes ago, you knew that
(01:07:55):
humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
The catch, the catch, the catches, you'll sever every human contact.
Nobody will ever know that you exist anywhere ever. I'll
give you the sunrise to think it over.
Speaker 7 (01:08:10):
Hey is it worth it?
Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Yeah, it's worth it if you're strong enough. Time.
Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
What what Ray did? Read it better this time? But
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Okay, do you want it one more time? It's I mean,
please super long. When you give it to you, it
was super impressive. Thank you? Do you want it again? Luchox?
Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Can we get a little more energy.
Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
From who we're acting out? There's a lot of energy there.
Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
I know that we need more, just to more inflect
more something I'm not you are this is Ray gave
so much energy. Maybe too much, I'm encouraging.
Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
No, I liked when he was falling. He wasn't falling,
he wasn't too much energy.
Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
Don't have some more energy?
Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
Less?
Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Let's do it again? Ray, hit it again? Why the
big secret?
Speaker 7 (01:09:03):
People are smart?
Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
They can handle it. No, a person is smart. People
are dumb, panicky, they're dangerous animals. You know it? Okay.
Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was the
center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew
the Earth was flat, And fifteen minutes ago you knew
that humans were alone on this planet. Now, imagine what
you'll know tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (01:09:23):
What's the catch?
Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
The catch? The catches you'll sever every human contact, nobody
you ever know will exist anymore. Ever, I'll give you
to sunrise and think about it. Hey, is it worth it? Oh? Yeah,
it's worth it if you're strong enough. Scene.
Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
I have zero ideas. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
I felt the energy in them.
Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
I wrote it down though. Okay, this is the hard one.
Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
Hard.
Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Okay, let's go to are you and Eddie? Hold on? Okay,
I'm ready. Let's go to Amy and Black go lunchbox Farmageddon.
Eddie eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. One of you's right,
let's probably.
Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
It's gotta be some alien.
Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
It is in black. Amy is the champ.
Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
What's up everybody? If you want to get to some
news or you just want to I won't do anything.
Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
No stories.
Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Decision time, it's best when blank what time of the day,
naptime the sun goes down? Evening or pre your post nap? Yeah?
Which one?
Speaker 7 (01:10:48):
Per your post pre because you're about to lay down
and fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
You'll be much happier with your decision if you make
it around nine in the morning. Just the opposite of
when you guys are making your decision. Really yeah, like
literally the opposite. Have you make better decisions if you
made them in the morning? Science shows were biologically primed
to think more clearly and make more intelligent choices during
those hours. This is from The Body Clock Guide to
Better Health by Michael Simolonsky and Lynn Lamberg. I believe
(01:11:15):
for most people that's probably the case, but I would
say even for me, I don't think that's the case.
I think my clock is wired to be evening, my
natural body clock. I would go to bed about four
in the morning and wake up around noon or one. Yeah,
you feel alive like at midnight. Yeah, I don't ever
really feel alive, But I don't feel like the first
couple of hours of the show, I'm faking it. I'm like, oh,
I'm slavery, I'm dead inside because I'm still asleep. But
(01:11:38):
eventually you warm up.
Speaker 7 (01:11:39):
Yeah, right now I'm warm.
Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Yeah. But I think that everybody's body clocks are different.
And if I were able to do this show at night,
no limit, this thing would be it'd be the biggest
show in the history of shows. But now you're only
getting like a partial version of me. You know, do
any radio shows do to night shows? Like there are
sex things see shows?
Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
No, no, But like like you remember Loveline, Like were
they live at night?
Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Yes? On like k Rock maybe back in the day
that an MTV picked it up Outam Crawls, hilarious, Doctor Drewe. Yes,
different kind of show though, but it was also on. Yes.
But I would say the reason we don't do nights
is because there's no way I could have a full
staff of you guys at night, because the listening isn't
as ample for live Therefore, sponsors don't pay as much
(01:12:23):
for commercials. Therefore I couldn't pay all you guys. We'd
be so good. Yeah, we all want to take like
a ninety salary decrease. I'm good. Okay, there you go,
Thank you very much. From a research journal called Obesity
stops stepping on the scale after the weekend, if you're
going to weigh yourself, which again they suggest not to
do it multiple multip multiple times, which I do sometimes,
(01:12:45):
But they say don't do it after the weekend, not
just because of the food we eat or the bad
decisions we make, but because weekends we're not really on
the same schedule as we are weekdays. And why would
you do something that is you looking for progress or
the opposite whenever you're not measuring what you normally do,
So don't do it on a monkey. Are you still
(01:13:06):
weighing yourself? No? No, none, No, I'm about a month out,
five weeks out from It looks like taking on a
new TV show which I'm gonna have to work from
a different place for a bit, which as soon as
the contract is signed, I'll probably because you do look
(01:13:26):
fatter on TV. Yeah, the camera adds eight pounds. I
don't know. That's an old school thing. But you do,
and so I'll feel like I'll need to drop some weight.
And when I do that, I will But right where,
right now, I'm very healthy with my my body and
my body image. Where are we shooting from? You get
a mouse in your pocket? But we're not all going.
I haven't even signed the contract yet, so I'm not
gonna say anything. And no, we're all not going. Hang man, Hey, yeah, Eddy,
(01:13:49):
he's gonna be on TV with you. Yeah. No, no, No,
I'm not even gonna. I haven't even taken it. We
haven't signed the show yet. Everybody like a Pentagon releases
a UFO report. This is a new and release yesterday
from CBS News. Let me take a nap real quick.
The Pentagon says there's evidence the US covered up the
existence of UFOs when the Department of Defense released a
sixty three page report on Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena. It said
(01:14:13):
investigative efforts determined that most sightings were the result of
a misidentification of ordinary objects, but other phenomena existed too.
And so they're also saying that the government is not
creating technology and putting it up and we're not thinking
that's a UFO, but we see, we just don't know
what it is. Slow roll, there's slow rolling, you guys.
Speaker 13 (01:14:34):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
I went from like not believing it at all until
I saw Mike D's video when we were on that plane.
Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
That was crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Yeah, And now I'm slowly, slowly thinking it's possible.
Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
That was crazy because and here's why, and I can
post it back on my story from Mike's account. So,
mister Bobby Bill, let's go to my story. I'll post
it as soon as the news is over. The craziest
thing was that you could see in the video you
took on your phone, but when you took your phone
down and you looked at it with the naked eye,
(01:15:06):
almost impossible to see there was something there, but it
was almost like the phone. It needed to be inside, right, bizarre.
Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Which means that we created some kind of technology.
Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
I don't know that it means anything for sure, but
you sound like, yes, I don't want to jump in that.
I can't be a definitive guy. All right, all right,
all right, kids reportedly oding on melotone and gummies. This
is from ours Technica. And I'm not even gonna do
this for rejected segments. But scuba Steep sent me an
idea last night that we make not make Scuba. Do
you want to tell them the segment you offered up
want Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 20 (01:15:37):
There was a new study out about the kids taking
gummies and oding on them. Yes, they're very sad and tragic,
but here as adults, I thought it'd be kind of
funny to have someone like an Eddie versus lunchbox, give
them a legal dosage of melatonin and see you can
stay at the longest. We start from the beginning of
the show and see who can stay up throughout the
entire show just went out loses.
Speaker 7 (01:15:57):
Does melotonin really make? If I took one, I'd fall asleep?
Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
K pins there are? I mean, you try to break
it down in a way that even I could understand it.
Let's say there's a stick and on a stick, it's
a magnet, and it magnetizes a bunch of a bunch
of dots to it. Okay, and when all the dots
are there, you can go to sleep. Right. Yeah, So
(01:16:20):
what melatonin does is actually sucks the dots up. Quicker
got it because I feel like that it's not a
good analogy, but that's what it actually or it keeps
the dots from going away. How about that?
Speaker 7 (01:16:29):
Because I feel like, if you want to fall asleep,
you take the melatonin and lay down.
Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
If we're sitting up, we're probably not going to fall asleep.
Melotona doesn't really work on me. Well, then we just
increase the dosage, give them more legal Yeah, yeah, we're
not going to be taking ano chemical not on the show.
If you want to do that something to stream at
your house, good for you. But I'm not on the show.
Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
So when they oh deed like how many melatonin is, yeah,
they take so.
Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
According to the CDC, there's been a growing number of
instances involving kids needing to call poison Control to go
to er after overdosing on melatona and gummies. There's been
a five hundred and thirty percent increase in calls. Most cases, though,
are mild to no side effects, but there are some
people who end up going to the hospital. And then
there are some who It was a bit very few,
but it's a bit uh, he's more tragic. Dang o.
(01:17:12):
A man gets a brain tapeworm tapeworm from undercooked bacon.
My wife just told me to make sure the bacon's
cad a fifty two year old man in Florida, just
like I'm having so many migraines, goes in. They're like, bruh,
I saw the X rays, Like, you have a tapeworm
infestation in your brain, infestation four months a headaches. That's
(01:17:35):
why he went in. And so he goes in and
the parasite, the tapeworm, laid eggs and had a bunch
of babies. The rare element is preventable, but not a
proper hygiene isn't maintained, so it can spread. Fortunately for
the patient, they were able to treat him with a
deworming drug I did to my dog. Yeah, de worm him,
(01:17:55):
do you worm? And he showed improvement after two weeks.
But yeah, it's gonna hurt your head. There's a tapeworm
in there.
Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
Ye's That's why I'm sausage over I like sausage over bacon.
Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
Is that right?
Speaker 13 (01:18:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Got it? Got it. And finally the top reasons Americans
end up in the emergency room revealed. One of the
top ten is not tapeworms in the brain. Yeah, I
didn't think so. Number ten. Two point four million people
going for mental distress straight up at nine just vomiting.
They don't know why, or they do know why, but
they all vomiting is the same. I guess in their
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mind when they classify it. Number eight, back problems. Number seven,
general pain, Well, general pain, that's like the rat bag
is my favorite food group. General paint. A headache at six.
I guess the old tapeworm could be in that. Sure
fever at five, cough at four, shortness of breath at three.
Now we're getting into the stuff where you think it
could be a lot worse. Just painted two. Oh wait,
(01:18:50):
were cuts? No cuts didn't make the list. Yeah we're severed,
no severge, yeah no. Arm Number one is abdominal pain.
Twelve point five million people. You're going for abdominal pain
as someone that has had and I'm doing okay with it,
but had some digestion issues. They Donald Paint's no joke.
(01:19:11):
It's like, all right, I took lindzas for a while.
I've seen those commercials worked like a charm and then
like old people.
Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Yeah, it's like the long commercials of a lady like
cooking dinner for her vamily.
Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
I can't talk with you guys, and I feel safe,
So now I'm telling you what I saw on DV
you can't feel safe here with this group. There you go,
thank you, that's the news.
Speaker 7 (01:19:29):
Bobby's nice.
Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
We will come back if you have a call. Hit
us up eight seven seven seventy seven Bobby eight seven
seven seventy seven two six two two nine. Also, Eddie
signed a ball and it was supposed to be our
too much Access ball, but he signed a ball. There's
a video of it on my Instagram too. He signed
the Larry Bird ball that I have an update on that.
(01:19:53):
And then one of my friends who had something really
crappy happened, same kind of ain but his mom did it.
This is funny. Yeah, it's we'll come back with that next.
So I had this ball and it's a basketball signed
by Larry Bird. I was super excited that I had it.
I love Larry Bird, not like I have to watch
his whole career, but saw the end of his career.
Now he's massive on TikTok again because he talked more talk,
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more crap than any player in the history of basketball.
So I got this ball signed and I was like,
check it out. So I had it on a table
because we were doing our sports show, which is now
on TV as well, and so as it was sitting
there for the show, we started signing balls as well
for our show Too Much Access, which the new Florida
State episode is up now Too Much Access dot Com. Well,
Eddie accidentally my fault because the ball was we were
(01:20:36):
signing balls near where that ball was sitting.
Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
There were more than one balls where that ball was.
Eddie signed to Larry Bird ball and I grabbed the
wrong ball. There's a video of it, you can see it.
Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
It's fine, I'm not mad. I understand. It was a
lot of my fault too, So dumb. There are people
that have reached out to Larry Bird. I don't know Larrybird. Morgan,
you said somebody knew, like the Celtics priest or something.
Speaker 12 (01:20:58):
Yes, So there's a listener named car Old Creed Taylor
and she commented on our Instagram and was like, hey,
I'm reaching out to Larry Bird on Bobby's behalf. So
apparently her uncle used to work for the Celtics.
Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
He was their priest and.
Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
Gestetician okay, statitician, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
And for like many years.
Speaker 12 (01:21:17):
So her uncle got her connected to the vice president
of media at Celtics. He is now trying to get
a signed ball for you from Larry Bird.
Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Imagine that job though your priest and statistian. Yeah, I
have different roles. I had people and I'm not gonna
do it. I had people send me Larry Bird's address
home dress really, and I was like, that's weird. It's
a funny bit.
Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
We show up and we like what happened.
Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
I would never do that, but yeah, funny, tragic. I
don't know what I'm doing with the ball. Probably frame
it and keep it for life. Did you google Earth
the address? I did not. I felt like that was
too much, at least just male one. But Matt Stell,
I'm not even gonna Melocho's house. Oh man, tell them
what you did well.
Speaker 15 (01:22:02):
One time Matthew's team was playing Lebron James, Yes the
Lebron James and his team actually won and I videoed
the game and then I later accidentally taped over the video.
Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
What did you tape over the game?
Speaker 15 (01:22:19):
GoldenEye that was showing on TNT that that was my bad?
Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
That was my bad?
Speaker 5 (01:22:25):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Oh they won, they beat Lebron.
Speaker 7 (01:22:29):
He played against Lebron, He played against the highlights against
Lebron James, and his mom taped over it GoldenEye on TNT.
Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
I love that story. That's such a good story. Also,
that wouldn't happen now because you don't really record it.
How do you record anything now? What do you mean
download it?
Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
No, no, you don't record anything. Well you could t
bow it. Anything is put on now like a hard
drive for have a better term on your your either
your TV or your Apple TV. Right, what's he talking
about recording?
Speaker 5 (01:23:05):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
I don't know? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (01:23:06):
I guess if you record something on your phone, you're
not going to record over it because it's a separate file.
Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Right, But you can delete it, but you can't record
over technology. Man, he doesn't know this yet, would walk
him through. He's got a VCR at the house.
Speaker 7 (01:23:20):
I was thinking about it. I was like, man, they
could still recording, but no, it would never happen.
Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
If anybody has something like this, they got ruined, the
kids signed something, or like in the Sandlot the Baby
Ruth Ballah, they start playing let us know, call us
leave the phone lines open for a minute. Eight seven
seven seventy seven, Bobby, it could be a guitar, signed
guitar by somebody that he's never going to see himself
play against He can watch Golden Eye though at anytime.
(01:23:48):
A couple things won. Eddie signed my Larry Bird Ball accidentally.
Also Matt Stell, the country artist his mom recorded over
when Matt played basketball against Lebron James with a show
on TNT hilarious. We have callers galore. They have stories
like this. Uh, Jessica is on in Missouri. Hey Jessica,
good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 19 (01:24:08):
Good morning, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
So tell me your story.
Speaker 21 (01:24:13):
Well, I got.
Speaker 19 (01:24:15):
Married in two thousand and three before we had digital
access to anything, and my parents gave me the wedding
of my dream.
Speaker 6 (01:24:23):
So we wanted to hire somebody to come and record.
Speaker 19 (01:24:26):
It on dr tape, and we a few weeks later
had like a little party at my mom and dad's
house where we.
Speaker 22 (01:24:33):
Were going to watch the video with family. And we're
watching part of it and all of a sudden, it
cuts to the old show. I don't know if you remember,
it's Blind Date. Yeah, my dad has recorded dad over
our wedding video with the show Blind Date.
Speaker 18 (01:24:50):
It's so fun.
Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
That's so funny. Dang, And now I would imagine you
can tell me if I'm wrong at the time, you're like,
oh my, but now that you look back, it's areas.
But then it wasn't.
Speaker 7 (01:25:02):
Oh it was not.
Speaker 19 (01:25:03):
It was the only copy we had, and I was
just I was so mad for so long about it.
But yeah, now it's just the running joke.
Speaker 22 (01:25:12):
Yeah, we can't watch Jessica's wedding video, but we can
watch an old episode of Blind Day.
Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
So what did he say about it right when it happened,
because you're watching the did he already know? Was he
also surprised that he recorded over it?
Speaker 5 (01:25:25):
Oh?
Speaker 21 (01:25:25):
He was surprised.
Speaker 19 (01:25:26):
Yeah, he I don't think he even realized what he
had done. Like I think it was like in the
VCR he was messing with the remote control massa word like.
It wasn't something he just like planned on recording.
Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
Fan, I get it. Thank you for your story, Jessic.
I appreciate that. I'm sorry that happened to you. But
now that that that's a good laugh.
Speaker 19 (01:25:48):
It is a good laugh.
Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
All right, Jessica, have a good day. Tell your dad
we said hello, bye bye bye. All right, let's go
over to Josh and Virginia. Josh, what's up, Josh, you're
on the air man more.
Speaker 17 (01:25:59):
Studio, Hey, it was going on. So yeah, I had
a moving out sale that my mom was actually helping
me with, and throughout the day I told her like, hey,
this is the stuff that you know, I want to
keep that when I move. You know, all this stuff
(01:26:21):
is going to the new house. Well, I've been collecting
vinyls and stuff since I was probably about sixteen seventeen. Well,
Eric Church came to the Anthem not too too long ago,
but I actually got him to sign one of his vinyls,
the Sinners like me vinyls, and like I said, I
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had a bunch of old vinyls that you know, I
was getting rid of. And once we were done telling everything,
I asked my mom. I was like, hey, you know,
where's where's all the collective stuff that I had set aside?
And she just threw her arms up in the air
and was like, what do you mean collectible? I was like,
(01:27:07):
all my, all, my you know, memorabilia and stuff. I had,
you know, shot glasses from uh. Toby Keith had a
bar that uh in wood Bridge, Like I love this bar.
I mean just everything, my sign record, everything just sold.
And it was you know, like I said, it was
a bunch of random people, so we couldn't go find
them and chase them down. So I mean, just proof
(01:27:29):
like that just belong.
Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
That sucks and she probably sold her for like four
bucks and the person that bought it was probably just
trying to buy a vinyl. You're like, is this really wow?
And so you never got it back, never got.
Speaker 17 (01:27:41):
It back, Just a bunch of random people that my
mom sold everything to.
Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Okay, let me I felt bad and I can probably
I maybe probably can help you. So it's as centers
like me signed Eric Church vinyl? Right, yeah, okay, how
long how long ago is this? Did you say?
Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
So?
Speaker 20 (01:28:01):
This was probably.
Speaker 17 (01:28:04):
Four months ago.
Speaker 18 (01:28:05):
It just happened.
Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Oh so it's fresh. Okay, I can probably call Eric
and get you another one. I don't know for I
don't know that he has what.
Speaker 7 (01:28:14):
Bobby, you're you're doing something. You don't have any proof
that this happened. People are just gonna start calling and say, oh,
but once we went straight, you know, sign my house.
Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
And I mean what I would say is once I
kind of say I can do it, I don't then
let anybody base their conversation off of what I've already said.
I won't do this for anybody else in this segment. Okay,
but I will say, Josh, I'm gonna put you on hold.
I'm going to get your information. I'm gonna reach out
and see if I can just get Do you want
him to sign it to you?
Speaker 17 (01:28:42):
Like to Josh oh Man that that'd be great. But yeah,
I also, like I said, I pulled lunchbox. I have
the video of him signing the record, and I sound
like a little schoolgirl, like you know, just because I'm
just like, oh yeah, no, it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
I believe you.
Speaker 7 (01:28:59):
I fully belie No, I fully believe me. He sounds trustworthy.
I'm just saying other people are gonna call and start
making a story.
Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
Maybe not Josh ray Quen put him on hold. I'm
gonna see if I get I don't know for sure
that I can, but I'm gonna see if I can
get Eric to sign him a record and send it
to him, because that would be cool, right, And I
don't feel like Josh was calling with the intention of
that it was just a good story. That would be amazing. Okay,
let me see what I can do. I sure hope
I can do it. I think you could do it.
If not, I'll just sign it Eric Church, he gets
(01:29:25):
a Sinners, he gets a Center's album and it's me
signing it to Josh. All right, thank you. You guys
can keep hitting us with those calls if you want that. Man,
that's that is funny. Let's go over to Steve in
Ohio who called the show talking about getting stuff signed
or having like memorabilia or something valuable, and somehow somebody
(01:29:47):
like Eddie signed my Larry bird ball kind of runin it.
But yeah, it's still amazing in its own way. Hey Steve,
what's going on, buddy? What's your story?
Speaker 13 (01:29:56):
Oh?
Speaker 18 (01:29:56):
No, A lot morning your Morning studio. So I high
States my team kind of like Arkansas is your team.
And I went to a golf scramble for the Ohio
State lead judging team. And during the course of the event,
you bought tickets, you know, five bucks whatever for these tickets.
(01:30:17):
Ended the scramble, you go in and get a table
and they have all these items played out, so they
pulled my number. I go up. I got an Ohio
State autograph jersey. He's the only two time Highan winner.
I believe it was seventy four and seventy five. So
I thought this was cool. I take it home, I
put it in my closet and I don't think about
it for a little bit. So I'm going into my
(01:30:38):
closet one day, I'm like, where is that shirt at?
So I asked my wife and she doesn't say anything.
Come to find out, she had that thing in a bag.
It's honest, way to good Will. It's in the car ready.
So luckily she went out and was still in there.
She took it, she got it framed and give it
to you like nothing never happened. Well maybe a couple
(01:31:01):
a couple of months later, she finally came clean and
told me what actually happened to that Jergy.
Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
That was a close one, man.
Speaker 7 (01:31:07):
That's so you still have it.
Speaker 18 (01:31:10):
I do have it now hanging in the basement.
Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
That's a good story. Yeah, good story. Nothing ruins almost
as we call it an eddie now, No, no, no,
let's not do that. Thank you for that, Steve. Let's
go to James in North Carolina. Who's on the phone.
Hey James, what's your story?
Speaker 13 (01:31:30):
Hey, good morning, guys.
Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
Morning.
Speaker 13 (01:31:33):
So when I was a little kid, my dad had
given me a sign to Tank Aaron baseball and we
put it in the little plastic case, and I kept
it into my room for for a while, you know,
kind of like as a trophy. Well, I had a
younger brother, he's about four years younger than me, and
one day I went to my room, I noticed that
(01:31:55):
the ball was missing. The case was there, but the
ball was gone, and we couldn't figure it out. And
we finally figured out that my younger brother had gone
with some of his friends and played baseball and he
took it and never saw it again.
Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Oh he didn't even come back.
Speaker 13 (01:32:11):
Oh no, no, no, no, yeah he was. He was
at the time, he was probably seven or eight years old.
I was eleven or twelve, And yeah, he took it
with a bunch of his friends. They went to the park,
played played baseball, band practice whatever they did. And we
didn't find out for about a week because I saw,
(01:32:32):
you know, we couldn't find it. And we finally figured
it out and my brother admitted to it. Now, he
didn't know, you know, who Hank Aaron really was, because
he was too young for that. He just wanted the
ball and he took it and we never saw the
ball again.
Speaker 16 (01:32:47):
And that was it.
Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
Yeah, I've wanted a ball, and you know, you're a
kid like I want a ball, you need a ball? Yeah?
And then I saw for it, didn't like, you have
a Larry Bird ball? And then your friend sign it
and it's okay, we're talking about Hanky, I know.
Speaker 7 (01:33:00):
I mean, what's weird is that guy's friends. One of
the friends, they moved into a new house with all
the money they all of a sudden got for selling
a ball.
Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
Okay, Jame, thank you for the call man, Sorry for
your loss. Yeah, I appreciate that, buddy, Thanks for the story,
See you later.
Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
I met Hank Aaron once you did. Yeah, I didn't
know it was him though, shook his hand and everything.
Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
How did you not know his him? We were at
the World Series. I was working for the news and
me and the reporter walking by, and we said, some
older guys just randomly shake all people's hand on some
older guys.
Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
Like, hey, you guys doing shook his hand? Yeah, cool, awesome,
And then we kept walking like, who was that? That
was Hank Aaron? Are they talking about? Are you sure
they were messing with you?
Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
I swear that was Hank Aaron. Here's Tyler and Kansas. Tyler,
you're on the Bobby Bone Show. What's up?
Speaker 8 (01:33:37):
Buddy, Hey, oh, I got a story ruined, let's hear it.
I used to hang out with a cousin and we're
over to the front of his house and he had
this old PETSI can sit on his dresser. It was
about six years expired, and he wouldn't tell me what
it was from. So I dared him to drink it,
(01:33:57):
and he wouldn't open it, wouldn't open it, and he'd
be in the idiot that I was. I opened it
and kind of told him he had to drink it.
Now they started crying. Well, come to find out, he
was front road at Nirvana concert and Kurt Kobay and
handed him that can of PEPSI.
Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
That's really cool. But but but he warned you though,
that's what I understanding. He said, don't open. Nobody wouldn't
say why, but so a it doesn't matter, don't open
somebody else's how old were you?
Speaker 8 (01:34:28):
I was probably fourteen, this kid was probably eleven.
Speaker 5 (01:34:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:34:31):
See, when you're a punk fourteen year old and someone's like, oh,
I'm not gonna tell you, Okay, you're not gonna tell me, Fine,
I'll just open it. Don't be a punk.
Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
Poor guy started to cry. Yeah, that sucks. Well, I
was a punk.
Speaker 7 (01:34:41):
I feel bad to this day you still talking to
that kid.
Speaker 21 (01:34:47):
I don't.
Speaker 8 (01:34:48):
My friend or my cousin's married to his dad.
Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
So when they see around him, but I don't know.
Anytime he hears come as you are, he just gets
say thank you, Tyler. I hope you have a good day, buddy,
you too, Thank you, guys, Yeah, thank you. One more call.
Let's go to Rochelle and Edmund, Oklahoma. Hello, Hello, what's happening?
This is hey.
Speaker 21 (01:35:11):
I was just had a quick question.
Speaker 5 (01:35:13):
Yall.
Speaker 21 (01:35:13):
We're talking about Matt Still and how good of a
basketball player he was, that he beat Lebron James, and
I felt like y'all never addressed how good he was
and you liked basketball. So have you ever picked him
up for a game or yes, do you think about
asking him for a basketball game?
Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Lebron or Matt Matt?
Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
Yeah, yeah, Matt, Lebron that guy are really good friends.
Matt will come over to the house and playball and
we take our band. Actually he can't come play with
us anymore. Well, I beat him though to playing. Yeah,
but Matt's a college basketball player and we took him
to University of Arkansas and shot too much access with Matt.
He's really really good. He's also like six six sixty seven.
So yeah, his team beat Lebron's team in high school
(01:35:51):
and that's all I mean. Yeah, Matt's got it all good, looks.
Speaker 7 (01:35:56):
Tall, all of it.
Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
Yeah, you can sing, It's like it's stupid. So we
don't want to. We don't want to like too much.
How awesome that is because we get annoyed.
Speaker 19 (01:36:03):
Okay, Okay, he is really good.
Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Though, he's really really good. He's a good dude too. Okay,
all right, Rachelle, thank you for calling by. Alright, bye bye,
all right, look, let's do one more because question say,
let's move on.
Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
Well you want to be starting to feel bad again, dude,
I hear you. Yeah, I know that's all yeah, and
honest mistakes man. Chelsea in Indiana, Chelsea, thank you for calling.
Speaker 1 (01:36:27):
You have a question?
Speaker 6 (01:36:29):
Yeah, good morning, studio. I was just calling Jucy. I
work in an industry where a lot of people do
often request sign things, and sometimes I'm on a time
crunch show to speak. So what's the best way to
get something signed by a celebrity?
Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
I guess it depends what you're wanting. Signed. It's hard.
It's hard to be at a place where they are
because everybody knew where they were, they would not be
there because they don't have to sign all day. You've
got a couple options. Let's just say you wanted a
Larry Bird ball for example. Okay, you got a couple options,
good example, I won mind. You can also buy one online.
Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
You can.
Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Hopefully you have to make the right contact at whatever
organization that he works with. But yeah, it's tough. If
it's a country music artist, you can wait for them
close to their bus after a show. You know, it's
a lot of being extremely strategic, but it's very it's
very hard unless you just want to pay for it
and just buy it off of eBay, like what kind
(01:37:25):
of stuff, Like what would you want to get signed?
But it was also hard to do.
Speaker 6 (01:37:30):
So, Like I work in hospae so currently I have
a patient that is wanting a signature from Dolly Parton
because she has a special memory in her past related
to Dolly and you kind of wanted to get a
hold hard to get.
Speaker 17 (01:37:44):
A hold of.
Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
Yeah, I would just email her management and say this
because you have to understand though Dolly's got a ten
thousand people saying, hey, can you voice voicemail my friend,
or can you do a FaceTime or can you and
find her management? But so many people lie about it too,
that it's hard for people to trust because there are
so many people that are going, I have this tragic
(01:38:05):
thing happening to me and I need and then you
find out the lying so that they're like, screw it,
I won't do anymore. It ruins it for everybody. But yeah,
I mean you can always try to find their management
or their agent online and message that. That's what I
would suggest.
Speaker 6 (01:38:19):
All Right, well, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (01:38:20):
All right, thank you. All right, that's it. Everybody good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm good. That's just another hour on it. No, now
we're done. We're done. We're done, right, thank you. It's
later in the show, so we're gonna do Amy's Morning Corny,
but unlike the Morning Corny we do every morning earlier
in the show. It's also not dark. But when shows
are like risk shows are like after dark, that means
(01:38:43):
it's a little more risky.
Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Now, Like I normally would never say this joke, I'm
only saying it because it fits here. It's I'm going
to be uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
Saying it, and if it is something we feel is
too dirty. Because we are on a thirty second delay
in case I call our curses or something, we can
actually beep it out and you can go listen to
it unedited on the podcast Everybody in. Yeah, it's now
time for hit.
Speaker 14 (01:39:06):
It Ray and now the morning Corny after Dark.
Speaker 4 (01:39:10):
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
You can't hear an enzyme.
Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
And you can hear a hormone. Oh but see, Bob,
the way you said it though, like I get it.
But the way you said it was just like I don't.
We have to beat that one. We have to beat
that one, and we have to beat me explaining it
that one. For sure, you explained it. I know, Lunchbox,
you got it though, right the way Amy said it.
Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
No, the way I said it. I tried to say
it normal.
Speaker 7 (01:39:47):
It's head and you say it after dark. So you're
supposed to say it the way you're supposed to understand.
Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
It, not because there wouldn't be a joke. That wouldn't
be a joke.
Speaker 4 (01:39:58):
You have to think about it.
Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
Because enzyme and horror.
Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
I would have never gotten it. Never I would I
would have walked away from the bar and told my wife, like, man,
somebody told the worst joke at the bar.
Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Okay, we have to beat that, and we have to
beat my explanation of it. There are no curse words.
But you can go to the Bobby Bone Show podcast
later and hear that. But you have to tell it
like that because you have to compare an enzyme and hormone, right,
you can't be like an enzyme in it? All right, Raymond,
don't hit it.
Speaker 14 (01:40:27):
That was Morning Corny after Dark.
Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
I feel so dared. I don't like how ray says that.
I do like how Race says that. All right, but
another one, yeah right.
Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
I think I haven't ever done this one, but we'll
see hit it again.
Speaker 14 (01:40:43):
And now the Morning Corny after Dark?
Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Speaker 1 (01:40:49):
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Speaker 4 (01:40:53):
How do you breathe through that little thing?
Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
I think we can leave that one, funny. We wouldn't
do that earlier, but Mike, let's go to Mike. Yeah,
that's fine, Okay, don't beep it, don't beat it, right, Okay,
let that one run and the first one will have
to beat. That's a good one. Okay, that's pretty funny. Yeah,
(01:41:17):
I also o cee. I can't even make jokes about
it because then it gets dirty. Year See that second
one I got right away? Yeah, I don't know why though.
Hey you related to the comedy.
Speaker 7 (01:41:29):
Oh yeah, that's why.
Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
People love comedy. It's my good all right. That was
the Morning Corny after Dark. Thank you very much.
Speaker 14 (01:41:35):
That was Morning Corny after Dark.
Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
Ray Goes a Little Hard. One was Play the Closer.
Listen it Play the Closer one more time.
Speaker 14 (01:41:47):
That was Morning Corny after Dark.
Speaker 5 (01:41:51):
That was.
Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 8 (01:41:57):
Today.
Speaker 7 (01:41:58):
This story comes us from Memphis, Tennesseee police were out
doing surveillance on a guy that had multiple warrants. He
gets in his car, starts driving away, and they try to.
Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
Pull him over.
Speaker 4 (01:42:08):
Woooo.
Speaker 7 (01:42:10):
He says, ah, you ain't gonna catch me, starts going
eighty and a forty mile an hour zone leads him
on a chase, loses them, but then he looks, oh,
gas lights on, so he pulls into the gas station
to get gas.
Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
Yeah, pretty responsible. You gotta get gas, you gotta get cats,
I guess it's what happened before that. Wasn't that responsible? Dang,
You would think he would just run it to zero,
then jump out and run. You could get another one
or something. See how far I can go? Yeah, No,
he probably was. You know, if you're looking for the
cheapest gas too, I would get that as well. Driving
around trying to save two cents or trying to find
(01:42:43):
a Sam's Clubs as a member, you can get ten
cents cheaper.
Speaker 7 (01:42:46):
I'm bunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
We have this bit we've been trying to accomplish where
somebody's gonna eat three pounds of food and then we're
gonna weigh them immediately and see if they're three pounds heavier.
It's a stupid bit, but it makes sense. Why wouldn't
they weigh three per exactly? Why wouldn't they weigh exactly
the amount of weight they put into their body? But
does the body break it down? Weird? We don't know.
Three pounds of foods a lot. And so Lunchbucks kept
(01:43:11):
putting it off and kept wanting nicer and nicer food,
and then Raymonde was like, all right, I'll do it
for one hundred bucks. I said a hundred bucks. Now,
ray Munde is coming back because he wants to try
to make a deal. We got too many Beyonce and
Marikre's on this show. Now what is happening. Everybody's trying
to like go full diva, honest, go ahead, not Diva.
Just the steak. That was a great idea about me
(01:43:31):
props because I think that's the heaviest type thing I
should go for. But it's such a choking hazard. And honestly,
I had a little bit of an issue about six
months back where I choked on an egg. I thought
I was gonna die. So as I kept you from
eating anything, yeah, no, no, I still continue to eat
I'm not eaten an egg since then we're not asking
to eat egg. I believe it would be the same
type of texture, and it's speed related, and it's not
speed to be related. Yeah, but it's not speed related
(01:43:54):
at all. I just had a proposition of something that
would be easier for me to accomplish. Those three pounds, Okay,
go ahead.
Speaker 7 (01:44:00):
Ol coololo.
Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
Four beers equates to three pounds three pounds of beer
forty eight ounces equals Well, you're talking about fluid ounces,
which I believe is different than weight ounces And I
don't think he could drink that much beer. But you're
wanting to try that three pounds weight of beer instead
(01:44:27):
of eat three pounds of steak. Yes, And the difference
is water. It doesn't oxidize in the liver. That's why
people end up getting sick and not doing well with water.
This is beer. Beer's completely different than water. You can
recite some oxidation, but you don't know the difference in
ounces being a measurement in different ways, not of the measurements.
But I'm saying people could get sick. There's histories of
people getting violently sick trying to drink too much water.
Speaker 5 (01:44:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
Yeah, but we're not going to do water.
Speaker 7 (01:44:51):
And there's no there's no eggs history of people getting
sick from drinking too much alcohol, none whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
Yeah, Ray's are arguing about eggs and water. I don't
understand one of us have pitched eggs or water. And yes,
people get alcohol poisoning. Correct. But Steve was worried about
the water thing. He's like, Ah, we don't want to
do it. We're not doing water.
Speaker 7 (01:45:08):
Correct, Why he wants to do beer?
Speaker 1 (01:45:11):
So I'm doing beer, But beer is a lot safer option,
and four beers is not much at all. We don't
know that four beers is three pounds of weight it is.
How do you know that? I've done the math, But okay,
I will not explain again what I could possibly be wrong.
By the way, but when it says somebody ounces, it's
I believe that it's telling you how much. How much
(01:45:33):
it is in like a sixty four ounce drink is
not the weight of it, it's the measurement. Ounces can
be taken in two different ways. I understand that.
Speaker 3 (01:45:42):
And he's gonna get wasted if he drinks four beers
that I don't mind. No, what are you talking about?
Speaker 13 (01:45:46):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:45:46):
He gets wasted for two beers. I still think you
should eat the food because it's not a choking hazard
to eat three pounds of steak. I just feel I'll
let you guys down. I don't think I can accomplish
the three pounds with food I can with alcohol. Okay,
what if we mix it up? One pounds of beer nice,
two pounds of steak? I mean, isn't all the same
when it goes down. That's the experiment the same. But
(01:46:09):
I still think it's better if it's three pounds of something,
straight up. It looks better, it feels better. I need
to think about this. I just wanted to do the
one stupid segment we've been trying for trying forever. Moregan
we eat three pounds of take that's right.
Speaker 12 (01:46:23):
I would potentially eat three pounds of food, but it's
harder for me to take off weight then for dudes, I'm.
Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
Kind of at it. I can let it go. I'm
just standing at a crossroads here, and it's one of
those bits that isn't worth spending a whole lot of
time more begging somebody to do it. But we spent
so much time on it already. And lunchbox demands flaming
yon ry window demands beer. That's what's happening. Yeah, it's
what's happening. Any time to think about this. Thank you everybody. Ope,
(01:46:56):
you're having a great day. Opy crush work today. Three
pounds of beer, you know, have three pounds of life today.
Heated up by money, Ibby bos
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