January 17, 2023 • 42 mins
Bobby starts with something crazy he saw on Twitter of a guy trying to pull a barista from the window. Bobby shares his thoughts on the iHeartCountry festival line-up. What happened when a woman thought to be dead was taken to a funeral home. We get more into Lunchbox calling the thing that hangs in his mouth a ‘hangy bangy’. What it means when a guy drives a sports car…and why Bobby is going to get rid of his car soon. Eddie is trying to get in better shape. Raymundo got alcohol poisoning in Vegas and didn’t do so hot in gambling.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time for the Bobby Bones Post show. Here's your host,
Bobby Bone. I mean, you can leave in the part
with it. Oh my god, if you're gonna post on
a podcast. I'm watching this video from CBS News and
I'll read you the post and then i'll tell you
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what it is. But a man was caught on video
trying to abduct a barista in Auburn, Washington yesterday. This
is on Monday yesterday. Authorities are looking at identify him
after we've seen grabbing the barrista's arm through a drive
through while holding a looped tie zip device. So he's
in like a jeep and it's the footage from their
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security camera. And he goes up and she like reaches
her arm out to like hand him a coffee, and
he grabs her and tries to pull her through the window.
And in his other hand he has a bit it's
like a tie that you know, like a little zip
ties that they cops, but it's much bigger and it's
black because I picture the zip ties to be white
when they handcuffed somebody in it ties. But he was
trying to get it around her like head and steals.
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This is I mean, I just saw that when I
was coming on, and I was like, oh my god.
And he didn't get her, and then he leaves and
then he drives off. He dropped some care's money on
the ground too. He's got a tech. But they're gonna
find this guy in like five seconds because he's got
a big tattoo on his forearm. There you go, I mean,
do you see that? Yeah? Did he really think that
was going to pull her out of the window, Like
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I mean, I guess maybe if you get her arm
in her and around her neck and then he's still
gonna pull her in the car. I mean, obviously not
very well thought out. But boy, he tried, and he
lost his money like he would negative. Yeah, it doesn't
lost money. It's just like his license plates in the
This is not a good investment. We got his tattoo.
He's down money. It's the whole thing. He let me
see if that license plates in there, I think it is.
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I'm sure If it's not right there, the day know
it's crazy. He stops draws some money, okay, right there? Yeah?
So well that our iHeart country Festival. I always I
am anxious and looking forward to who's going to do it?
Because we have to spend a lot of time with them,
I'll be honest with you, where they always spend a
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lot of time with them. There's a lot of yourself
who goes into it leading up to it, and I
just like it to be people I like, and luckily
this year it is like for the most part, I
guess it is all the way through, like Luke, which
is great, Kane Luke, Brian Kane Brown, Sam Hunt, which
I haven't really seen Sam a lot. Oh, it's been
a bit even socially and sometimes I run into Sam,
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but I haven't seen Sam really much at all. L King,
I don't really know Ell that well. But other than that,
Parker McCallum, Justin Moore, Jordan Davis, Mitchellton Penny, that's cool,
it's good. Bailey Zimmerman is going to be a special guest.
I'm gonna host it, and so Capital one card holder
pre sale Tuesday, January twenty fourth, so I'd take seventeenth.
That would be a week from today, next Tuesday, three
four seven, Yeah, next Tuesday ten am Central iHeartRadio dot
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Com slash Capital one from Information, So we're excited about that.
And this guy's tattoo they zoomed in on it. It It
says Chevrolet. So they're gonna be able to catch a monkey.
It's not like a dragon. Yeah, I know, it's it's words. Yeah.
So whoever the tattoo artists is going to see that
be like, oh yeah, I'll did that on someone. Boy
bold to try to rip her through the window, like
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just go in, I mean no, don't just go in.
I would think that would be easier. This just seemed
like a bad idea from the beginning, like that was
never gonna work. There was a really strange situation in
Iowa earlier this year. A woman thought to be dead
was taken to a funeral home, but they realized she
was still alive. Stop again, Iowa, not New Delhi. Yeah.
The staff at a central Iowa funeral home was surprised
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a woman who was believed to be dead turned out
to be alive. The Ancony Fire Department told CASEYCI its
crews were called to the funeral home in Creamatory January third.
The fire department said first responders were initially called for
a cardiac arrest incident. The crew determined the patient was
not in cardiac arrest. They begin to treat the patient
before they were taken to a hospital. The patient's current
condition is unknown. A first responder can be heard saying,
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just so you know, the female was transported. They're deceased
and she is not. They're in the chapel and she's
on a cot. Cases Ceies received tips someone was transported
the funeral home from a nursing home. The nursing home
would not confirm any involvement. The facility manager cases, Yeah, goodness,
I mean, that is quite the commitment. If you're gonna
send somebody doing to the crematory, you're committed it then
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being dead dead dead dead. I wonder if this protocol
or like triple check, quadruple check. I hope so, like
we've checked it ten times, Buss, what is the thing
they probably do, Paul, somebody obviously missed something. Yeah, and
that you do a heartbeat on that you check your
hangy banking. Can I tell you something I've never seen
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someone so angry as Eddie is that I call it
the hangybankers. Like, dude, you act like that as the
real word. Like in the room over there, he was like, dude,
you gotta quit calling to hangmaning. That's not the word
of it. You just act definitely. I never said quit,
it's just how he but he's so he says, what
do you call it? Well, dude, not fight it no
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ever know. He goes, that's not what it's called. And
I'm like, well, then what do you call it? And
he doesn't have a better word for it? So why
why is he so angry? I think his irritation is
if if I can speak for you ahead, please, is
that you insist that's the real name for it, and
then he just gets irritated because it's not the real
name for it, Like I don't care, he fight, doesn't
care you called the hangybangy? If you just said we
called it that one as a kid, I guess I've
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never learned the real name of it. Would you care
if he said that? And don't care? But if he goes,
what do you call it? Idiot? Yeah, he goes in
there right, what do you mean? I call it hangy bangy?
Whatever you call it? Stupid? Not a hangy bangy. Didn't
call your a stupid. I just said, what do you calling?
You go not hangy bangy. That's when you say yula
And then he's like, you do that's what it's called
the hangy banging. It's kind of hilarious. Yeah, I'm liking it. Now.
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You can lick your hangy bangy. Oh, I can get
my tonguelway behind it. No way, dude, I can't do that. Oh,
I cannot access sign. You can't get to your hangy bangy.
I can't get to my hanging. I don't even think
I can touch you with my finger. I'm I'm not
sticking out. I can diddle my hangy banging with my tongue.
I can't easily what I can get behind my hangy
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BANGI with my tongue. That's talent, that's crazy. I can
go on beside it. I can. So I can't go
all the way behind it without touching it. But I
can go beside it and slip my tongue behind it.
I want to anywhere close to it. I get to
the roof and and let me let me just call it.
We're all calling a hangy banging. Now. It's fine, And
I can really get behind it if I just go
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and I can just set it in front of my tongue.
So can you also? You can swing your HANGYBANGI? Yeah?
Can you? So you can touch your tonsils. I don't know.
I don't know if I would know what it was
if I touched them. Do you have the hangy bangis
the hangy BANGI I don't have to talking about the folloballers.
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That's what you call. Yeah, you can't foller ballers. Can
you do your tongue like a no? Yeah? I can
clover mine up. It looks like a clam, you know,
like the clam that's hereditary, though, is it? Can you gleak?
That was the thing I never gleak. I always wish
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I could only on accident. I'm gleak. I'm pretty good.
I can shoot it across the room. I don't really everywhere. Yeah,
it's even good amy like a snake. Yeah, I am
hit sometimes at home, I just go hanging bage all night.
I give myself a solid hour of hanging baking practice. Um.
I mayn't have a lot. The million or the billion
dollar ticket was sold. Lunchbox mentioned that one point three billion,
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But these stories are becoming so often it's not even aig.
And then they made such a The news article was like, oh,
if they would have bought it one mile away, they'd
be fifty two million dollars richer because it taxes. Well,
guess what if they would have bought it a mile away,
they wouldn't have got the winning numbers. Yeah. I think
they're not saying if they literally would have. I think
they are saying if that store would have been a
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mile away, because they would have got ten numbers. Because
it's all a m accidental quick pick. I don't know
if it's a quick pick or not. But what they're
really saying is, am I all away? There's no taxes
and what a funny story it is? Yeah, or there
are taxes, but not the same. Men with sports cars
are trying to make up for something to study, confirms
a study whos found a link between perceived penis size
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and interest in sports cars. Men were asked to rate, well, listen,
I have a sports car. Mind's considered a sports car? Yeah? Yeah,
but I don't feel like I'm trying to I don't
even that. I didn't know, aren't it it's the sky
right here? I don't even really like it. But it
was you couldn't find a car anywhere, and I wanted
because I had an electric Tesla and I wanted to
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not have that anymore because Caitlyn would get sick in it,
and so it was the only electric other car because
there were no cars because the time when you go
to a lot and there were no cars anywhere, and
I've been like, I don't even like this car. It's fine,
it's fine, but other dudes were like the other like, dang.
I was some girl. I was walking out of a
restaurant the other day if for lunch. Kaitlyn and I
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were and she was like, Hey, that car. What I
don't know anything about. I don't know think about my
own car, like nothing, And she was like and she
had a lot of like really intelligent questions that I
did not know the answer to, and I was like,
I don't know it's electric. Yeah, I was like I
don't know anything about it. And she was like, okay, cool, cool, cool.
But so I don't feel I don't maybe subconsciously, but
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I didn't even want this car. But when I got it,
I was like, Okay, it's fine. Now you're like baller.
It's a nice car. But the sports part of it
I don't like because sports cars don't have spare tires,
and I've popped tires just hitting a pothole. Why not
because they just don't have room. Does have room though,
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put my golf clubs in there. Yeah, I put Abby
gave me some cool stuff for Christmas, like um Metal Arkansas.
It holds all kinds of stuff. Why can you up
put a tire in there? No? No, because you you
have those in there temporarily. Sports cars aren't supposed to
be hauling stuff all the time. You take your golf
clubs out when you get home. I gotta keep that
speed up. I don't think I'll have this car more
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than six more months, just not between that. I love
that sounds like someone in here is gonna give I
love that that Honday on five that I drive from
Hounday they give me. It's awesome. And I will go
places and people will go because I'll just drop it
off the vallet. They'll be like what is this? Yeah,
because it's so it's also electric. The technology and that
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thing is better than I think any car I've ever
been in. I mean, it has it's computer everything. So
I probably drive that close to as much. I just
want to hit to poddle. It's so dumb. So you
know what, I'm not associated with penis size, but right
now you kind of are nah, I'm okay. I feel
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good about it. I feel good about not having the car,
and I feel good about my penis. Okay, okay, good good.
Um again I Senias found a link between penis size
and interest in sports cars. I guess I have no interest.
I yeah, that's the point. Yeah, I guess. So I
thought it was being just had one. You're not obsessed
with it, he is. That's fine. You can say whatever
you want about my penis size. If I got a lambo,
but you don't have a lambo. But do you still
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have interest? And no lambo? So would you want whatever?
Give me a lambo. When the team analyzed the results,
they saw the men over thirty who were made to
feel like their penis sizes below average. They wanted a
sports car. This can't be accurate, Daily Mail, be accurate science. Man,
forget dad bods, the article says from the Daily Mail.
When for men, no, no, forget dad boys like forget
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it as how what do you mean? Women prefer him
with muscular shoulders and if they're tall and have tattoos.
That's at first sight, not in when you get to know.
But this isn't spent ten years with them and learn
about when they yes, but he says they love the
dad Bob. But he's the one trying to get rid
of his dad bought. So I'm just trying to get healthy.
I don't care about how my body looks. I think
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I look good. That's a good yeah, that is, that
is that's a good little way to live. Like you
want you're worried about like you're overall how you're feeling
like I play with my kids and I start getting
a little winded. I want that to go away. I
want to be able to hang with them. We'll only
get worse as you get older, even doing the same
Eddie was today. It was like, because Eddie came and
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worked out with me last week and he did great,
and he was like, hey, let's do it again today.
And I was like, but you're a hanybangy sor. Don't
get me if you're a hangybangy sor. I don't want
to work out with because I don't want to get sick.
But he did come and ask me when you thought
you would never want to do it again? No, I
think I'm just far removed from the soreness. And this
time it only lasted like three days. I think after
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the third day, I wasn't sore the first time I
really worked out, like I think two three weeks ago,
I was sore for like a week and a half.
So improvement. And I've been thinking about him, like, hey
that I mean, I don't know, I kind of want
to get back. Did you go hard in Vegas to
the point where you are like today, I haven't worked
out like four days. I had a pretty busy weekend,
not just busy work, but Kaylin and I made a
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point to go do a lot of stuff together. And
so do you feel like you went so hard that
you'll be at a negative when you start because of Vegas? Yeah?
Probably I think I went backwards because man, I even't
took shoes. I'm like, oh, maybe I hit the gym
when I'm in Vegas, wake up early, hit the gym,
never never got there. Vegas is tough. Hit the gym though,
because it's so far. Because I'll do that too, and
you'll go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna take some shorts
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and some shoes, and then by the time you go
and get in the elevator and you go down and
walk all the way across the floor, it's just a
long way. Yeah. It's almost like doing anything in Vegas
is further than what you think it is, and so
I would do the same thing. Maybe I go one day. Man,
I thought about it, and then I'm like, what's Vegas baby,
even though I don't Vegas baby at all? Like you
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know Vegas baby, Ray? You got alcohol poisoning in Vegas? Yeah,
I did a final twenty four hours I was there.
I don't know what it was. I mean, they say
alcohol poisoning is just too much alcohol. Yes, no one
poisoned you. You just drink too much. That's what it is, right.
But I mean we're at events with a hundred of
our closest friends, and when people are saying, hey, do
this shot, you're almost like look down upon if you
don't do the shot. Oh no No. And sophomore year
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of college maybe yeah, at this event it was different.
And maybe it was sophomore in college because I mean
I was bad. I was like sweating. I had the
room at sixty degrees. Bezier was freezing. She had all
her every coat she brought she had on, and she's like, you,
something is wrong with you. I didn't even think I
could make the flight home. I couldn't even walk. I
was like shaking that much. Well, not that it's just
the amount of alcohol to food to water ratio, but
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that's you drinking that much. That's what I'm saying. And
we'll talk about it next year. Maybe I need a
little bit more selection of food, Maybe I need a
bottle of water always there with me. I'll handle it
next year with the handlers. Ray, can I tell him
about the panhandling? I mean, you can tell whatever you want. Man,
he had a bad night of gambling, so bad that
he hit his limit and he started telling people walking,
strangers walking by the gambling tables. You got venmo, man,
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I'll veno you cat money, you give me cash? So
what you had a cat a physical hard limit of money. Yes,
and once you spent it, you were done. But now
you were trying to cheat the system and send venmo
so your wife wouldn't know. No, no, no wife can know.
You couldn't get into the ATMA block him out down
that limit. I thought you said a personal limit. No no, no, yeah,
I did get a couple pieces that were down for it.
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No I knew one of them. But but also I
would I would ask the stranger and somebody's like, you know,
if that sounds like a scam, I go, but it's
really not, because I mean sound like a scam. Yeah,
he was like Panhan went to everyone walking by it. Well,
but that's not only Panhan, but he was just asking
like people are just like, are you serious? Who are
you right? But what do you need to know? I'm
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still the same ray that it's crazy. No no no, no
no no. That my excuses this the voice is because
the schedule was morning tonight. We can show you the itinerary.
It was insane. It was a lot. I mean, you
why why schedule so much? I wasn't in charge of it.
But here's what I'm saying is we would wake up
and it was a lesson of gambling. At ten, at eleven,
we had a live podcast. At one, we had a
watch party for five hours. At six o'clock at night,
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we had a ferris wheel that we rode around and drank.
I mean, I'm like, guys, at what point did we
have a break in the schedule where I could sleep?
Next year, listeners get to sleep with us because I
need a nap. That's not bad, right, completely agree? When
did you get home? What was it was. So I
left on Monday. I left on Monday morning. I didn't
know what we were saying, but yeah, I left on
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Monday morning. I want to do it late day later.
I almost could not get on the flight. I said
this morning that show was taped, but it was all
new material. Yeah, I got it. Hey, good job thinking
about it. If you needed to cover or not. I
like that. So you left yesterday morning? Yeah, And I mean, dude,
bezer goes, do we need to push the flight back?
And I go. As long as I focus look down,
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I cannot talk to any people. I can make it
to the airport and then I'll just fake like I'm
okay and get on the flight. And I did. Luckily
I was able to pass on on the flight or
it would have been brutal. Did you vomit? Oh, the
entire morning. I mean, your body shuts down when you
have a certain when you have alcohol poisoning, your body's like,
get that out of me, Ace, I don't care what
you have to do. Get this poison out of your system.
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And I did. But then I had no food or
water for three days. But it's just you drinking too much.
It was, But I'm like I said, I mean, like
I said, it's just you drinking too much. Well, let
me say this stated a place that at an Asian
cuisine that's not exactly my favorite type food. So for
three days I didn't eat. I mean, we would be
an event and Uber eats in food. We didn't got sonic.
Thank god, thank god somebody delivered Sonic on Vegas Boulevard
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because I didn't eat for three damn days. Can somebody
talk sensing to me? Because I don't understand how he
just didn't drink too much. Now he is saying that
he's enough food, Okay, but that's on him. He's a
human being, is an adult human being. But what we
would go to an event and they had pizza. I
had pizza a couple of nights ago. I don't want pizza,
and there weren't other options. Well, I don't think this
is a time to be picky there, Please talk some
sensing to me. A menu all you dores order, but
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also at times, but there's no restaurant that he's making.
It seem like he was in a situation where he
just had to get alcohol. There was a damn menu
and the girl goes ask whatever you want on the menu,
and I said, let me get hash browns, and she goes,
we don't have those. I'm like, they're on the menu.
They only get three options. So right then you knew, Well,
I guess it's alcohol. Boys name, no choice. I'm a
piggy eater. So it was a tough situation you put
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in it's crazy, Hey, well I went to a Mexican
food restaurant in our hotel. What what the rain doesn't like?
I guess you don't like Mexican? Y'all just had Asian.
One question. There's other restaurants in the Hotelsian hash browns
is all they had? Go ahead on the high roll?
Or what food? Was there to eat? No food? And
it was for an hour and a half, and that's
when I needed food after drinking at the water. You
can walk out if you don't feel you can't. It's
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a Ferris will in the damn air. It was thirty minutes.
It was thirty minutes. There's nowhere to go when you're
lanky minutes in a Ferrestwell, thirty minutes. And why did
he say ninety minutes? We were in line. We were
in line for thirty You didn't have to stay in
the line. I did food. It sounds like you got
alcohol poison. You drank too much, and now you look
at raining. Excuse to not say that I couldn't find
food or water in Vegas for three straight days. That's
why I get he look at hey. You have to
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respect that he's sticking with it. Jeffon, I had a blast.
My wife was there, my sister was there, friends from
high school were there. I mean, that's why you went
so hard. But I didn't go hard. Ray, Yes you did.
You just said if somebody looked at you and said
we'll take this nineteenth shot in a row, You're like, well,
I guess I'll have to Night one in beded eleven
everybody else went out till three, Night two in beded
eleven everybody else because you're passed out. No, it wasn't.
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But then schedule books up and I'm exhausted. I looked
at some of the people that were with us a
couple times. They said, I'm exhausted. I've got nothing left
to give the team. Thank you. You drank too much,
way too much. All the events did have alcohol. Yeah,
and it's a lubricant. I mean to talk to people now,
it's a different excuse. It's a lubricant. Man. These are
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all people you don't know, and I mean to social
as friends after the weekend. Okay, well, I'm sorry you
didn't feel good. It was just a final day and
but yeah, other than that, I was fine, it felt great.
That's still the final day. He got hungry and six sucks.
It was one of those man, I hope you learned
a lesson from him. Yeah. It was one of those
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alcohol poisoning when you're like, wow, what if I never
drink again. That's a very likely possibility, or is it
I'm never drinking again? But then what you're feeling better?
You're like, ah, I'm drinking no as of right now,
never drinking again. Because that feeling was I thought. I
thought it might die for it. But you did dry
January and you weren't drinking all January. But then, like,
I don't know, four days into it, you're like, I'm
kind of wet. That's when we met with Ali downtown,
(20:02):
so I feel like I wanted to have fun, but
you meet with Alie downs and all the time, I
know we haven't done a couple of months. So yeah, okay,
well that's Ray also bought property on Mars. Did you
guys know this? No, you can buy property on Mars.
I don't know what race sounds like. Tell them and
(20:24):
I want to go ahead? All right. I got an
email and it said you can buy acre an acre,
two acres on Planet Mars. And it was a legit email.
Everything was fine, Well, of course it's a legit email.
You just want there's a website. It's by let me
say it, buy planet Mars dot com. Totally legit and
for thirty five dollars, they'll send you a deed. They'll
send you a thing that says you own an acre
(20:46):
on Mars. I'll do it for five dollars. I'll send
you a deed. It's something that says you own an
acre on Venus. But hold on, then you can buy more.
So I was thinking, as a show, we can buy
it says one hundred acres on Mars for one hundred dollars. Okay,
I've done a little research, and how much did you
spend thirty five dollars on one acre? And that includes
the deed and a couple of forms that make it official.
So you bought an acre for three piece of paper? Yeah?
(21:07):
I mean you paid thirty five bucks for three pieces
of paper. Well, and if it's worth something in years,
then I look smart. Well, hey, I can send you
some sell you some acreage on the moon. Here we go,
Ray Article two of the Outer Space Treaty, because now
we have like the Space Force, and here we go.
Outer space, included the Moon and other celestial bodies, is
not subject to national appropriation by clamor sovereignty, by means
of use or occupation, or by any other means. Sure,
(21:30):
nobody can climb ownership of Mars, or land on Mars
or anything else. That's what I mean. I'm on the website.
I'm like trying to buy okay, who it's a scam.
Nobody owns Mars. You don't own anything on Mars. Some
of those things where you pay it and then you
get to name like you dedicated to someone, sort of
like when you buy a star and says, hey, I
named a star after you, but that that star really
is named after that person though, like in a database.
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But who else have they told? Yeah? But no, but
it's in like a database. Sure, but someone over in
France can sell that same star. I don't think that's true.
You don't think the stars get reused. Oh come on,
I don't think so, because they're almost I mean they're limitless. Okay,
But with Ray, I think he just got straight scammed
and there's no data. Nowhere does it say Ray owns
part of Mars except for the legitimate email that he
(22:14):
claims he got. But also when I get the deed,
maybe that says more information. But the deed is just
piece of paper. I can put information on the dee.
I can say you're six foot on the deed. Oh
my gosh, it would be cool, Ray, And then it
must be true, right six foot dude. I mean you're
talking about forging a deed. You tell me this company
is just cool with doing all that forging a deed.
You can make a deed for anything. Well, then they
got me for thirty five dollars, but there are no cancellations,
(22:37):
returns or refunds. Sorry, I mean, are these people making money? Well, yeah,
they made thirty five bucks. Well they need to get
by playing it. It says you can buy tand on
Mars twenty nine and eighty, but also it says if
you'll scroll up, Mike, it says keep going to the
top of the screen. It says Article two of the
(22:58):
Outer Space Treaty, And I gotta be honest with I
never heard of the Outspace Treaty. Who signs the other
end of that treaty? Uh? Star trek slam alien. I
don't know what the Outer Space Treaty is, to be fair, okay,
I don't either, outer Space Article two including the mood. Yeah,
we know what is UNA? Sure? You in O s Oh,
(23:19):
it's the United's United Nations Treaties outer Space. So it's
something within the United Oh it is. It's the United
Nations Office for Outer Space for Affairs. This is no,
no, no no, no, no. Other one saying it's not legit, right, Oh, well,
this one says that if you purchased it, this deed
is only good on this website on the one regular Yeah,
(23:42):
and then if you would like to put a postmailed
package or larger, larger acreage, you need to visit by
planet Mars dot org. So none of the but you can't,
but then probably on that website too. It's only valid
on that website. They're making double money, right, You got scam, buddy.
It was interesting enough to get me to do it.
Includes Marti. Indeed with landowner's name. An amazing gift for
(24:03):
the earth fling with every Okay, this is just if
you go to dot org. It's a novelty gift loved
by celebrities all across the universe. And they said, good
for you, Ray, and it's a Christmas President. You don't
have any good ideas. That's another not good idea if
you do that. Okay, let's see. I got a bunch
(24:24):
of stuff from right here. Um, he wanted to call Scuba.
We never got to this. We meant to, but Scooba's
here now because he thinks Scuba did something really rude
to him. Scooba, do you know about this? I do
not know. Okay, it's okay. I'm me too, and I'm
sorry I dedicated that much time to it. So for Christmas,
Scuba got me these dope shoes. We did it during
our gift exchange and I just got to thinking about
(24:45):
the gifts after the fact, and he gave me some
cool lotion. I'm sure his wife helped him out with that.
But one of the gifts was deodorant, and I was like,
bizarre gift to give somebody, especially when we do mailbag.
Sometimes when people are like Hey, how do I tell
a co worker they smell? That's true? That would have
been sense. Yeah, that's good. I thought, okay, I thought
lotion and deodor would kind of fit in the same gift,
(25:08):
like lotion, deodor, soap like all that is like a
body wash type thing. But you're riot, We do talk
about that, Scooba, What was your intention? My intention was
initially because the my thing is observations. I observed that
Ray has a bunch of like little thinks things here,
like like lotions and whatever. So I wanted to get
him some things that me and my wife use on
our face and our skincare products. So I want to
(25:29):
get a bunch of different things for that. And there
was a shortage on a lot of different products, and
so it only came down to deodoran and two other
things versus what I planned to get him. That's all
it was. So it was it he stinks. Wasn't nice? Stinks, No,
not at all, Just that I like that deodor and
I was one of the things that I like and
I use I got and that's part of our luxury
boxes because Scooba got like the three hundred bucks Amazon
(25:50):
gift card. Right, Oh yeah, Yeah. Another one of them
was this really really nice tie and a bunch of
like hand soap, soap shampoo. That's not luxury, but it's
really good stuff like it is expensive. And then lunchbox
got that and also he ended up losing everything. But
it was really good. So I have it all the house.
I kept it as the greatest thing that he didn't
keep it. Love it. Yeah, you can have it pile crap.
(26:12):
But it's good for your skin though, like like it
helps you stay youthful and look good. There's something wrong
with that. The sun is hard on our skin. We
should take care of it. Deodorant there was some deodorant
in there too. Yeah. Wow, let me tell you that
says luxury like I've never seen. I can go to Walgreens.
I see deodorant more expensive than Yeah. The reason you
don't have to like everything luxury. That tie was expensive.
It was it was all taken all that and returned
(26:33):
it to the That's why he didn't understand how much
effort that takes. Could not not much you could you
could have gotten like three hundred bucks. Yeah, I have
got a one store and drop it off and they
wouldn't give me cash. Give me store credit. I don't
think so. Um you guys, I saw you did your
bet at store losers. Yeah, where you take? But how
much money do you take from everybody? One hundred dollars?
(26:54):
It was twenty five dollars from that was the limit,
and we put one hundred dollars each and we put
it all on rend. We ended up with like four
thousand dollars. So to start it off, we all come
down the escalators and we all surround one roulette table.
And I mean last year they were all like, get back,
get back. This time the pit boss is telling us
to get loud sad. You know, you were coming, same hotels,
(27:19):
no different one, and they didn't have any idea we
were coming. We just showed up and here we are
bombarding the table and we're like, please don't kick us out,
Please don't kick us out. And they were hyping us up.
Let's go, let's go. He was putting his arms up,
they were loving it. Do you think there's a I don't.
By the way, I don't think this, so I'm not
gonna get it's not conspiracy the very But do you
(27:40):
think there's like something that they can hit I've thought
about really well to make it if they really wanted
to be red or black. I only say this because
once I had a friend who was doing something. I'm
gonna be real vague about it, and he was doing
something at a casino and it wasn't one of the
big big ones, and he was like, Hey, we're gonna
do this segment. And the guy was like, do you
(28:01):
want to land on red or black? And he was
like what, Because do you want it to land on
rud or black? He said red? And I don't remember
how it ended up, but I think either. So that
to me, that was like he could affect what it
landed on. Now this is secondhand, yeah, and I also
don't believe it, but I just ask if you do
believe that there's something that somebody can push or touch
(28:23):
to make that thing land on red or black? Yes,
I believe that when he sees all this money on red,
they can hit that because they know the feeling it's
going to give that group of people and what they're
gonna end up spending because they're so excited about that win.
So they wanted Sore Losers Coaches Convention to go off
with like start off with a bang, and they were
like you think they knew what sore losers coaches convention wise, Oh,
(28:45):
they got wind of it. I mean there was ten
red suits surrounding our round. We shut down the casino.
When everybody stopped yeling black jack dealer stopped, everybody was
so loud. Of course I would too if I see
something like big jumping and excitement, I look over too.
But but anyway, I like it. I just wonder if
they think they can, if there's something they could do
affected I think it's possible. So does everyone that works
(29:07):
at a casino have to take make some pledge or
valve to never decide? I think only the pit boss
can do it. Yeah. I don't think every dealer, because
that's probably called a dealer too. Yeah I can do it.
I mean because the dealer even looked at the pit
boss in the pit Boss game in the NOD like,
go ahead, go ahead, do what let's go with, let's
plus roll. Okay, Well they put it on red. Four
thousand dollars from everybody there. Here's a clip, that's a
(29:43):
that's that's a lot of people. There's a lot of people,
and it's a second year we've hit this. Yeah, if
we do this again. I mean, we're gonna miss it,
like one of these years. Oh stop, and then why
are you a year out already going we're gonna miss it?
Because you know, I mean one of the odds we're
gonna hit this. You've seen me had like five or six. Hey,
and you know after we hit it, Ragos, guys, we
almost didn't get that. It was like it almost went
(30:04):
in a black. Well, it almost goes. That's the point
of that. It always bounces out on one right. You
didn't let me explain it. In Vegas now, apparently there's
three greens, which is horrible. It means you only have
about a forty six percent chance to win a roulette,
which is really not good. You need one green, which
is in Europe or some places have two greens. And
so it was spinning around, it went past all the
threes and then stopped in a black and chilled in
(30:27):
the black for a split second. And I don't know
what it was and act of God or something. Yeah,
once it landed in black, the person button it spit
it out. I saw it firsthand, and I was like,
that was pretty insane. Well that's fun. Are you tired, lunchbox? Yeah, exhausted.
When did you get home last night and nine pm? Man,
you just push it, don't you. No? No No, no, plane
(30:48):
was lay two hours yesterday. That's pushing it. No, No,
I mean there was rain and then so we finally
got on the plane, so the plane was late getting
in and then got on the plane and then it
was backed up like with planes trying to take off.
So I fell asleep, woke up. We're still there. Oh
that sucks too, because I think you're maybe yeah, let
me look out the window. Oh my god, the ground
and I was like, wow, okay, cool and so yeah,
(31:10):
and then when we got back it took forty five
minutes for the luggage to get from the plane to
the stupid belt. Uh. Which, by the way, Ray has
a pretty good idea about that. And Ray has actually
come to the forefront with like ideas for Shark Tank
that if he would with somebody who would spend his
own money and do it, they'd be good ideas. The
one about the app the layaway drinks or whatever that was,
(31:32):
that was a good one. Barbara Corkord was like, that
was good. Do you want to tell him your new idea? Yeah,
So this one would be be just like Uber, you
know how Uber they'd take us on rides and stuff.
But there's also Uber eats. We know, we know. It's
like it'd be like you know Henry Ford and been
of the car and so they car drive. Yes, you've
heard of it. This would just be a hybrid of
it. It It would be Uber luggage and they would pick
up your luggage and bring it to your hotel and
(31:53):
all that stuff or home or home, and it would
be a very cheap service and you're not gonna have
to wait like lunch did for forty five minutes. And
you take a picture before you got take a picture
of bag and the identification, and then you just leave
the airport and go home. And then you upload your
picture to Uber Luggage and they go and they wait
for your bag to come out to bring it to you.
And what would really be awesome is when you go
to Vegas like us, like a bunch of idiots, we're
(32:15):
dragging our bags all around. Uber would handle all that.
You can, hit the tables, hit the casino. You have
no suitcase with you until you get back to your room.
Like fifty bucks luggage. Uber Luggage pretty good idea. I mean,
if they're gonna go get a sandwich. Why can't they
go get the luggage. That's or it's not even Ubert,
it's its own thing, because you can't invent Uber anything,
right because Uber already had just so we knew in
our heads what it was. Pretty good. It's not bad.
(32:35):
There's security issues with it, but we would have to
get through the red tape. You don't know, No, no,
I do, because you have when if you go get
your pick up your bag from one of those like
if you leave it on the belt and you have
to go to the office. That's whether they're there when
you land. No, you're not listening. No, you're not listening.
As soon as you land. They have to be there
and you see them and you're like boom, I'm out
and they wait for it as you walk out. Okay, fine,
but that's what I'm saying. Airport security stops you like, hey,
(32:58):
let me see your bag tag, let me see your eye. Oh,
it doesn't matter over the luggage. I got a picture
of it. Right, That's what I'm saying. There's there's security
that you're gonna have to get through. You're gonna have
to have authorization some words. I'm just telling you. I
don't want to lock my luggage though. And also people
take peoples lugge all the time. Nobody grabs them. People
grabs them is lugge and walk out. No one's checking
the lugge, it's checking anything. There's there's never security. I
(33:19):
have to go through my luggage. No everyone, No, that's
where I just like to tell Ray's ideas aren't good.
I'm just telling you. I was so fascinated when because
I was at the Denver Airport over Christmas, like everything
you'd see on the news with all that luggage everywhere
and nobody there to I was like, but all that
security in case you do get one. No, no no, no, no, no,
anybody walked in and grabbed it and we had those
(33:39):
bags and just walked straight out, no problem. I'm actually shocked.
Maybe it did happen, I don't know, but it was crazy. Um,
I got two other quick things from rain and then
we'll get out here. It's gonna be kind of expensive too,
because the person's going to pay for parking, so that
fifty dollars is gonna have to cover their parking. That's
not gonna be enough profit to do it. So you're
gonna have to charge one hundred dollars at least. Now,
you don't pay for parking lets you're there for over
(34:00):
an hour, over thirty minutes or even thirty minutes, okay,
but if you're waiting for your back, it's gonna take
thirty minutes because you gotta get it. But I'm Uber
also has deals with certain places that if you work
for them, they pay the airport in general overall, and
they can park in those spots until they grab the person. No, yes,
they have a waiting lot that is free, and you
drive up when your ride is on. Why do you
(34:22):
want to listen? Race Cherry as about as ideas? If
you're coming to me as an investor or not, We're
not going to you for investing anything. These are this
is what I do is a shark. I have to
tell you what's wrong with your idea? Right, it's a
good idea. There's there's there's room for that service because
I would pay for that. Like if I have to
landing and go to work, how much would you be
willing to pay for it? I'm asking like, how much
(34:44):
is it worth? Ten thousand dollars? Now you're just man,
how much would you have paid last night when you're
sitting there forty five minutes nothing. I was just annoyed. Um, okay, races,
since Bones and Jake's any pretty good friends country Sorry
what is this one? Yeah? I just thought this be
interesting a topic for the show, and then the listeners
could see who we think as a country star we
would be friends with, becauld you and Jake had been
(35:05):
chowing a lot together now, so I was like, I
don't really see any of these fools with hanging out
with country artists, Like who do you guys see yourself
you could actually hang out with and be friends with
because we work in the same industry and none of
all our friends with any of them. But yeah, but
they're like country stars. But like if there was one,
who would you kind of see similar stuff? Let probably
carry underwood, But what I mean country stuff? They're just
(35:27):
they're normal people I know. But who they don't want
to hang out with us? Why I like to hang
out with you? Yeah, because you're a fun person and
they would too, because they're normal people. I'd like to
hang out with Luke Bryan. I think I think him
and I would be fishing all the time, going to
the beach. No, you're going on vacation. That's vacations. Well,
be hanging out, but again that's like a once a
month think no, no, no, like normal date, normal friend
sticking the guitar in the backyard by the fire. You're
(35:50):
hanging out? Okay, you and Luke, Me and Luke Bryan
best friends? Yes? I mean that's a great looks awesome. Yes,
And he's just so funny and happy and I think
we'd tell good stories and make each other laugh. Dude,
I think me and Luke would be awesome friends. You
guys will be good friends. Yeah, because I'm friends with Luke.
I think you and Luke would be awesome. What do
you guys do? Can't fire? Backyard guitar picking? I don't
(36:11):
pick any guitar, Like, what what's your dinner? You do
dinner with some of these people. I also don't talk
about it a whole lot because I don't want to
be the person. It's like whatever, if you're if you're
gonna do it, what's the point you're not talking about it?
Like if you're my friends, I don't care. Do you
think I post a picture of Eddie and I every
time we got to eat? No, well that's different. I
(36:33):
do pretty much post on Mike though, Mike, when we
send a cost from me, just take a picture of
Um what what was the question? I don't. I don't either.
He was telling at me for something else. I said,
why would you not post it? I mean, that's the
point of doing it now people know that. Do you
post a picture every time you get to launch or
dinner with your friend, any friend, but no one knows
who they are? It doesn't matter, oh it does. You
gotta show if your status. That's not a status thing,
(36:54):
it is if your friends with Luke Brian, that's a
stat that's saying like, look who I roll with? Like
it's like, what up? Like, you're not gonna show Timmy
next door because no one cares about Timmy next door.
No one will think it's cool that you're hanging out
with Timmy from next night. I don't think everybody cares
to show people that they're cool or they think they're cool. Okay,
(37:14):
that's why we have social media. Social media is actually
a way to show you're cool to or having fun,
let people into your life. You go there, you go, yeah, um,
so you pick like Brian, absolutely, Y'll carry into when
I moved away Yeah, why what would you guys? Would
be good friend? Both have kids and she has a husband. Yeah,
(37:36):
I have a wife. So what are y'all gonna do? Yeah?
What do y'all do? Hang out? Yeah? Talk about life,
thinking by the campfire. You think you guys are such
similar personalities? Yeah, go to hockey games together to watch
her husband. He doesn't play anymore. But yeah, that's true.
Anymore I have. It's pretty perfect. Okay, Amy, I mean
(38:00):
we have to pick some one. Yeah, Ray's question, right, Okay,
I could Kimberly and Karen. Oh that's good from a
little big town. Yeah, it seems fun. Yeah who and
I picked? Though? Well, you were already have mostro But
I'm talking about that. I don't that I don't like
who and I think would be cool? Oh no, staple thingers.
(38:20):
You both don't want to talk and you don't want
to go anywhere. You just want to be reclusive. That's true,
y'all just hang out. Yeah, let's say a word. That's true.
The perfect relationship. It is well in a way because
like Mike and I can hang out and we don't
have to talk. We've Mike and I have lived together twice.
We've if you count us live in California together while
we were staying there for a few months. He lived
(38:42):
with me when he first moved here. We fly everywhere together.
We don't have to talk. We are an old married couple.
But we also just don't talk that much if we're
not working. But like Jake, for example, who I am
very close with, he talks. He's has a lot to say,
and I don't have to say anything. That's awesome, so
we can go to dinner. Jake's funny and magnetic even
(39:04):
and he's got great stories and there's no competition because
I don't care. I just want to sit back not
to say anything. It's been a whole life saying crap.
So it works both ways. Whood I from the past though, maybe? Oh,
George Jones, who Johnny Cash? It went hard, All those
(39:24):
guys went hard. It went really hard. Um all right, right,
I like that though. Ray, that's a good one. We
have Jake on the Bobycast. He's gonna come over today,
right we're recording it from it next week the week after. Okay,
all right, I think that's it. It marked us off.
You know we're watching right now. I know we talked
(39:46):
about that earlier too, but um, I don't want to
review it till it's over. But it has this shot
to be one of my favorite Netflix shows ever. Oh
and we started it like months ago, watched one episode,
then we quit because I don't know what happened, and
we jumped back into it. And it's German. It's called
in German. Yeah, it's called no, no, No, it's German language.
(40:06):
It's called Dark. Oh, it's subtitles. And we put the
English language onto where it looks like they're like talking,
but their lips don't match. But it's like those shows
that were, Hey, Michael, what the Korean movie squid Game?
Both Parasite and okay, so Parasite the movie Squid Games.
I was like, I can't watch something that's not in English.
(40:28):
I don't want to watch any sort of subtitles. But
they were both so good that even before I watched Dark,
I was like, I don't want to watch anything in subtitles,
And an episode and a half in, I'm like, this
is the greatest show I've ever seen. Yeah, I think
we miss out on really good movies because they're in
different languages. Dark has a ninety five percent on Rotten tomatoes. Hey,
it's a no premise. Can you get PREMI yeah, I
can give you. I can read you the premise on
the site. When two children go missing in a small
(40:50):
German town, It's sinful past. It's exposed, along with the
double lives and fractured relationships that exist among four families
as they search for the kids. The mystery drama series
introduces an intricate puzzle filled a twist that include a
web of curious characters, all of whom have a connection
to the town's troubled history. Let's go sounds good. We
also finished Tulsa King. It's been a while. If I
finished that is that was Sylvesta's Stallone. Is it any good?
(41:14):
It's really good. It takes a second because at the beginning,
it's a little it feels a little corny at first,
because you know, it's Sylvester Stallone. He's a mob still.
You know, he's been he's been in jail for like
twenty five years because he wouldn't rat on the mob.
And he finally gets out and the mob's gotten a
lot older, and they like send him down to Tulsa
because they don't want him up there, and so he
has to go down to Tulsa and start at the
new Mob, a new mob down in Tulsa, and then
(41:35):
it's what happens there and they're only thirty minute episodes nine.
We didn't know where watching the finale though this has
been a while ago, now a week or so, we
didn't were watching the finale and the episode and they
we were like, wow, that is a dramatic ending for
that episode. Let's see what's up next on the next one.
They're like, oh, that was a finale, Like, dang it.
We wanted to experience because we'll put our phones away
from a finale. You've done this before, haven't you? What? Yeah,
(41:55):
you do with another show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't
like to look ahead. I know. I don't like to
look ahead because I don't want to see even what
the episodes are titled, or the people on the square,
because what if I think they may have died or something.
So I try to avoid the spoilers. So yeah, but
Tulsa King is goodine audience score on Tulsa King. It's
on Paramount Plus. That's our thing. We'll watch a show
(42:18):
at night. We try to set aside an hour watch
a show unless we really get into it. Then like
a Sunday afternoon, we'll binge three or four episodes if
I'm not gone. So that's it. Thank you, new Bobby
cast up today, check it out, and we'll see you tomorrow.
By everybody,
It's time for the Bobby Bones Post show. Here's your host,
Bobby Bone. I mean, you can leave in the part
with it. Oh my god, if you're gonna post on
a podcast. I'm watching this video from CBS News and
I'll read you the post and then i'll tell you
(00:21):
what it is. But a man was caught on video
trying to abduct a barista in Auburn, Washington yesterday. This
is on Monday yesterday. Authorities are looking at identify him
after we've seen grabbing the barrista's arm through a drive
through while holding a looped tie zip device. So he's
in like a jeep and it's the footage from their
(00:42):
security camera. And he goes up and she like reaches
her arm out to like hand him a coffee, and
he grabs her and tries to pull her through the window.
And in his other hand he has a bit it's
like a tie that you know, like a little zip
ties that they cops, but it's much bigger and it's
black because I picture the zip ties to be white
when they handcuffed somebody in it ties. But he was
trying to get it around her like head and steals.
(01:07):
This is I mean, I just saw that when I
was coming on, and I was like, oh my god.
And he didn't get her, and then he leaves and
then he drives off. He dropped some care's money on
the ground too. He's got a tech. But they're gonna
find this guy in like five seconds because he's got
a big tattoo on his forearm. There you go, I mean,
do you see that? Yeah? Did he really think that
was going to pull her out of the window, Like
(01:28):
I mean, I guess maybe if you get her arm
in her and around her neck and then he's still
gonna pull her in the car. I mean, obviously not
very well thought out. But boy, he tried, and he
lost his money like he would negative. Yeah, it doesn't
lost money. It's just like his license plates in the
This is not a good investment. We got his tattoo.
He's down money. It's the whole thing. He let me
see if that license plates in there, I think it is.
(01:48):
I'm sure If it's not right there, the day know
it's crazy. He stops draws some money, okay, right there? Yeah?
So well that our iHeart country Festival. I always I
am anxious and looking forward to who's going to do it?
Because we have to spend a lot of time with them,
I'll be honest with you, where they always spend a
(02:11):
lot of time with them. There's a lot of yourself
who goes into it leading up to it, and I
just like it to be people I like, and luckily
this year it is like for the most part, I
guess it is all the way through, like Luke, which
is great, Kane Luke, Brian Kane Brown, Sam Hunt, which
I haven't really seen Sam a lot. Oh, it's been
a bit even socially and sometimes I run into Sam,
(02:34):
but I haven't seen Sam really much at all. L King,
I don't really know Ell that well. But other than that,
Parker McCallum, Justin Moore, Jordan Davis, Mitchellton Penny, that's cool,
it's good. Bailey Zimmerman is going to be a special guest.
I'm gonna host it, and so Capital one card holder
pre sale Tuesday, January twenty fourth, so I'd take seventeenth.
That would be a week from today, next Tuesday, three
four seven, Yeah, next Tuesday ten am Central iHeartRadio dot
(02:57):
Com slash Capital one from Information, So we're excited about that.
And this guy's tattoo they zoomed in on it. It It
says Chevrolet. So they're gonna be able to catch a monkey.
It's not like a dragon. Yeah, I know, it's it's words. Yeah.
So whoever the tattoo artists is going to see that
be like, oh yeah, I'll did that on someone. Boy
bold to try to rip her through the window, like
(03:18):
just go in, I mean no, don't just go in.
I would think that would be easier. This just seemed
like a bad idea from the beginning, like that was
never gonna work. There was a really strange situation in
Iowa earlier this year. A woman thought to be dead
was taken to a funeral home, but they realized she
was still alive. Stop again, Iowa, not New Delhi. Yeah.
The staff at a central Iowa funeral home was surprised
(03:40):
a woman who was believed to be dead turned out
to be alive. The Ancony Fire Department told CASEYCI its
crews were called to the funeral home in Creamatory January third.
The fire department said first responders were initially called for
a cardiac arrest incident. The crew determined the patient was
not in cardiac arrest. They begin to treat the patient
before they were taken to a hospital. The patient's current
condition is unknown. A first responder can be heard saying,
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just so you know, the female was transported. They're deceased
and she is not. They're in the chapel and she's
on a cot. Cases Ceies received tips someone was transported
the funeral home from a nursing home. The nursing home
would not confirm any involvement. The facility manager cases, Yeah, goodness,
I mean, that is quite the commitment. If you're gonna
send somebody doing to the crematory, you're committed it then
(04:21):
being dead dead dead dead. I wonder if this protocol
or like triple check, quadruple check. I hope so, like
we've checked it ten times, Buss, what is the thing
they probably do, Paul, somebody obviously missed something. Yeah, and
that you do a heartbeat on that you check your
hangy banking. Can I tell you something I've never seen
(04:43):
someone so angry as Eddie is that I call it
the hangybankers. Like, dude, you act like that as the
real word. Like in the room over there, he was like, dude,
you gotta quit calling to hangmaning. That's not the word
of it. You just act definitely. I never said quit,
it's just how he but he's so he says, what
do you call it? Well, dude, not fight it no
(05:03):
ever know. He goes, that's not what it's called. And
I'm like, well, then what do you call it? And
he doesn't have a better word for it? So why
why is he so angry? I think his irritation is
if if I can speak for you ahead, please, is
that you insist that's the real name for it, and
then he just gets irritated because it's not the real
name for it, Like I don't care, he fight, doesn't
care you called the hangybangy? If you just said we
called it that one as a kid, I guess I've
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never learned the real name of it. Would you care
if he said that? And don't care? But if he goes,
what do you call it? Idiot? Yeah, he goes in
there right, what do you mean? I call it hangy bangy?
Whatever you call it? Stupid? Not a hangy bangy. Didn't
call your a stupid. I just said, what do you calling?
You go not hangy bangy. That's when you say yula
And then he's like, you do that's what it's called
the hangy banging. It's kind of hilarious. Yeah, I'm liking it. Now.
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You can lick your hangy bangy. Oh, I can get
my tonguelway behind it. No way, dude, I can't do that. Oh,
I cannot access sign. You can't get to your hangy bangy.
I can't get to my hanging. I don't even think
I can touch you with my finger. I'm I'm not
sticking out. I can diddle my hangy banging with my tongue.
I can't easily what I can get behind my hangy
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BANGI with my tongue. That's talent, that's crazy. I can
go on beside it. I can. So I can't go
all the way behind it without touching it. But I
can go beside it and slip my tongue behind it.
I want to anywhere close to it. I get to
the roof and and let me let me just call it.
We're all calling a hangy banging. Now. It's fine, And
I can really get behind it if I just go
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and I can just set it in front of my tongue.
So can you also? You can swing your HANGYBANGI? Yeah?
Can you? So you can touch your tonsils. I don't know.
I don't know if I would know what it was
if I touched them. Do you have the hangy bangis
the hangy BANGI I don't have to talking about the folloballers.
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That's what you call. Yeah, you can't foller ballers. Can
you do your tongue like a no? Yeah? I can
clover mine up. It looks like a clam, you know,
like the clam that's hereditary, though, is it? Can you gleak?
That was the thing I never gleak. I always wish
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I could only on accident. I'm gleak. I'm pretty good.
I can shoot it across the room. I don't really everywhere. Yeah,
it's even good amy like a snake. Yeah, I am
hit sometimes at home, I just go hanging bage all night.
I give myself a solid hour of hanging baking practice. Um.
I mayn't have a lot. The million or the billion
dollar ticket was sold. Lunchbox mentioned that one point three billion,
(07:36):
But these stories are becoming so often it's not even aig.
And then they made such a The news article was like, oh,
if they would have bought it one mile away, they'd
be fifty two million dollars richer because it taxes. Well,
guess what if they would have bought it a mile away,
they wouldn't have got the winning numbers. Yeah. I think
they're not saying if they literally would have. I think
they are saying if that store would have been a
(07:57):
mile away, because they would have got ten numbers. Because
it's all a m accidental quick pick. I don't know
if it's a quick pick or not. But what they're
really saying is, am I all away? There's no taxes
and what a funny story it is? Yeah, or there
are taxes, but not the same. Men with sports cars
are trying to make up for something to study, confirms
a study whos found a link between perceived penis size
(08:18):
and interest in sports cars. Men were asked to rate, well, listen,
I have a sports car. Mind's considered a sports car? Yeah? Yeah,
but I don't feel like I'm trying to I don't
even that. I didn't know, aren't it it's the sky
right here? I don't even really like it. But it
was you couldn't find a car anywhere, and I wanted
because I had an electric Tesla and I wanted to
(08:38):
not have that anymore because Caitlyn would get sick in it,
and so it was the only electric other car because
there were no cars because the time when you go
to a lot and there were no cars anywhere, and
I've been like, I don't even like this car. It's fine,
it's fine, but other dudes were like the other like, dang.
I was some girl. I was walking out of a
restaurant the other day if for lunch. Kaitlyn and I
(08:59):
were and she was like, Hey, that car. What I
don't know anything about. I don't know think about my
own car, like nothing, And she was like and she
had a lot of like really intelligent questions that I
did not know the answer to, and I was like,
I don't know it's electric. Yeah, I was like I
don't know anything about it. And she was like, okay, cool, cool, cool.
But so I don't feel I don't maybe subconsciously, but
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I didn't even want this car. But when I got it,
I was like, Okay, it's fine. Now you're like baller.
It's a nice car. But the sports part of it
I don't like because sports cars don't have spare tires,
and I've popped tires just hitting a pothole. Why not
because they just don't have room. Does have room though,
(09:44):
put my golf clubs in there. Yeah, I put Abby
gave me some cool stuff for Christmas, like um Metal Arkansas.
It holds all kinds of stuff. Why can you up
put a tire in there? No? No, because you you
have those in there temporarily. Sports cars aren't supposed to
be hauling stuff all the time. You take your golf
clubs out when you get home. I gotta keep that
speed up. I don't think I'll have this car more
(10:05):
than six more months, just not between that. I love
that sounds like someone in here is gonna give I
love that that Honday on five that I drive from
Hounday they give me. It's awesome. And I will go
places and people will go because I'll just drop it
off the vallet. They'll be like what is this? Yeah,
because it's so it's also electric. The technology and that
(10:26):
thing is better than I think any car I've ever
been in. I mean, it has it's computer everything. So
I probably drive that close to as much. I just
want to hit to poddle. It's so dumb. So you
know what, I'm not associated with penis size, but right
now you kind of are nah, I'm okay. I feel
(10:48):
good about it. I feel good about not having the car,
and I feel good about my penis. Okay, okay, good good.
Um again I Senias found a link between penis size
and interest in sports cars. I guess I have no interest.
I yeah, that's the point. Yeah, I guess. So I
thought it was being just had one. You're not obsessed
with it, he is. That's fine. You can say whatever
you want about my penis size. If I got a lambo,
but you don't have a lambo. But do you still
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have interest? And no lambo? So would you want whatever?
Give me a lambo. When the team analyzed the results,
they saw the men over thirty who were made to
feel like their penis sizes below average. They wanted a
sports car. This can't be accurate, Daily Mail, be accurate science. Man,
forget dad bods, the article says from the Daily Mail.
When for men, no, no, forget dad boys like forget
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it as how what do you mean? Women prefer him
with muscular shoulders and if they're tall and have tattoos.
That's at first sight, not in when you get to know.
But this isn't spent ten years with them and learn
about when they yes, but he says they love the
dad Bob. But he's the one trying to get rid
of his dad bought. So I'm just trying to get healthy.
I don't care about how my body looks. I think
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I look good. That's a good yeah, that is, that
is that's a good little way to live. Like you
want you're worried about like you're overall how you're feeling
like I play with my kids and I start getting
a little winded. I want that to go away. I
want to be able to hang with them. We'll only
get worse as you get older, even doing the same
Eddie was today. It was like, because Eddie came and
(12:14):
worked out with me last week and he did great,
and he was like, hey, let's do it again today.
And I was like, but you're a hanybangy sor. Don't
get me if you're a hangybangy sor. I don't want
to work out with because I don't want to get sick.
But he did come and ask me when you thought
you would never want to do it again? No, I
think I'm just far removed from the soreness. And this
time it only lasted like three days. I think after
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the third day, I wasn't sore the first time I
really worked out, like I think two three weeks ago,
I was sore for like a week and a half.
So improvement. And I've been thinking about him, like, hey
that I mean, I don't know, I kind of want
to get back. Did you go hard in Vegas to
the point where you are like today, I haven't worked
out like four days. I had a pretty busy weekend,
not just busy work, but Kaylin and I made a
(12:54):
point to go do a lot of stuff together. And
so do you feel like you went so hard that
you'll be at a negative when you start because of Vegas? Yeah?
Probably I think I went backwards because man, I even't
took shoes. I'm like, oh, maybe I hit the gym
when I'm in Vegas, wake up early, hit the gym,
never never got there. Vegas is tough. Hit the gym though,
because it's so far. Because I'll do that too, and
you'll go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna take some shorts
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and some shoes, and then by the time you go
and get in the elevator and you go down and
walk all the way across the floor, it's just a
long way. Yeah. It's almost like doing anything in Vegas
is further than what you think it is, and so
I would do the same thing. Maybe I go one day. Man,
I thought about it, and then I'm like, what's Vegas baby,
even though I don't Vegas baby at all? Like you
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know Vegas baby, Ray? You got alcohol poisoning in Vegas? Yeah,
I did a final twenty four hours I was there.
I don't know what it was. I mean, they say
alcohol poisoning is just too much alcohol. Yes, no one
poisoned you. You just drink too much. That's what it is, right.
But I mean we're at events with a hundred of
our closest friends, and when people are saying, hey, do
this shot, you're almost like look down upon if you
don't do the shot. Oh no No. And sophomore year
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of college maybe yeah, at this event it was different.
And maybe it was sophomore in college because I mean
I was bad. I was like sweating. I had the
room at sixty degrees. Bezier was freezing. She had all
her every coat she brought she had on, and she's like, you,
something is wrong with you. I didn't even think I
could make the flight home. I couldn't even walk. I
was like shaking that much. Well, not that it's just
the amount of alcohol to food to water ratio, but
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that's you drinking that much. That's what I'm saying. And
we'll talk about it next year. Maybe I need a
little bit more selection of food, Maybe I need a
bottle of water always there with me. I'll handle it
next year with the handlers. Ray, can I tell him
about the panhandling? I mean, you can tell whatever you want. Man,
he had a bad night of gambling, so bad that
he hit his limit and he started telling people walking,
strangers walking by the gambling tables. You got venmo, man,
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I'll veno you cat money, you give me cash? So
what you had a cat a physical hard limit of money. Yes,
and once you spent it, you were done. But now
you were trying to cheat the system and send venmo
so your wife wouldn't know. No, no, no wife can know.
You couldn't get into the ATMA block him out down
that limit. I thought you said a personal limit. No no, no, yeah,
I did get a couple pieces that were down for it.
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No I knew one of them. But but also I
would I would ask the stranger and somebody's like, you know,
if that sounds like a scam, I go, but it's
really not, because I mean sound like a scam. Yeah,
he was like Panhan went to everyone walking by it. Well,
but that's not only Panhan, but he was just asking
like people are just like, are you serious? Who are
you right? But what do you need to know? I'm
(15:27):
still the same ray that it's crazy. No no no, no
no no. That my excuses this the voice is because
the schedule was morning tonight. We can show you the itinerary.
It was insane. It was a lot. I mean, you
why why schedule so much? I wasn't in charge of it.
But here's what I'm saying is we would wake up
and it was a lesson of gambling. At ten, at eleven,
we had a live podcast. At one, we had a
watch party for five hours. At six o'clock at night,
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we had a ferris wheel that we rode around and drank.
I mean, I'm like, guys, at what point did we
have a break in the schedule where I could sleep?
Next year, listeners get to sleep with us because I
need a nap. That's not bad, right, completely agree? When
did you get home? What was it was. So I
left on Monday. I left on Monday morning. I didn't
know what we were saying, but yeah, I left on
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Monday morning. I want to do it late day later.
I almost could not get on the flight. I said
this morning that show was taped, but it was all
new material. Yeah, I got it. Hey, good job thinking
about it. If you needed to cover or not. I
like that. So you left yesterday morning? Yeah, And I mean, dude,
bezer goes, do we need to push the flight back?
And I go. As long as I focus look down,
(16:30):
I cannot talk to any people. I can make it
to the airport and then I'll just fake like I'm
okay and get on the flight. And I did. Luckily
I was able to pass on on the flight or
it would have been brutal. Did you vomit? Oh, the
entire morning. I mean, your body shuts down when you
have a certain when you have alcohol poisoning, your body's like,
get that out of me, Ace, I don't care what
you have to do. Get this poison out of your system.
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And I did. But then I had no food or
water for three days. But it's just you drinking too much.
It was, But I'm like I said, I mean, like
I said, it's just you drinking too much. Well, let
me say this stated a place that at an Asian
cuisine that's not exactly my favorite type food. So for
three days I didn't eat. I mean, we would be
an event and Uber eats in food. We didn't got sonic.
Thank god, thank god somebody delivered Sonic on Vegas Boulevard
(17:13):
because I didn't eat for three damn days. Can somebody
talk sensing to me? Because I don't understand how he
just didn't drink too much. Now he is saying that
he's enough food, Okay, but that's on him. He's a
human being, is an adult human being. But what we
would go to an event and they had pizza. I
had pizza a couple of nights ago. I don't want pizza,
and there weren't other options. Well, I don't think this
is a time to be picky there, Please talk some
sensing to me. A menu all you dores order, but
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also at times, but there's no restaurant that he's making.
It seem like he was in a situation where he
just had to get alcohol. There was a damn menu
and the girl goes ask whatever you want on the menu,
and I said, let me get hash browns, and she goes,
we don't have those. I'm like, they're on the menu.
They only get three options. So right then you knew, Well,
I guess it's alcohol. Boys name, no choice. I'm a
piggy eater. So it was a tough situation you put
(17:56):
in it's crazy, Hey, well I went to a Mexican
food restaurant in our hotel. What what the rain doesn't like?
I guess you don't like Mexican? Y'all just had Asian.
One question. There's other restaurants in the Hotelsian hash browns
is all they had? Go ahead on the high roll?
Or what food? Was there to eat? No food? And
it was for an hour and a half, and that's
when I needed food after drinking at the water. You
can walk out if you don't feel you can't. It's
(18:16):
a Ferris will in the damn air. It was thirty minutes.
It was thirty minutes. There's nowhere to go when you're
lanky minutes in a Ferrestwell, thirty minutes. And why did
he say ninety minutes? We were in line. We were
in line for thirty You didn't have to stay in
the line. I did food. It sounds like you got
alcohol poison. You drank too much, and now you look
at raining. Excuse to not say that I couldn't find
food or water in Vegas for three straight days. That's
why I get he look at hey. You have to
(18:38):
respect that he's sticking with it. Jeffon, I had a blast.
My wife was there, my sister was there, friends from
high school were there. I mean, that's why you went
so hard. But I didn't go hard. Ray, Yes you did.
You just said if somebody looked at you and said
we'll take this nineteenth shot in a row, You're like, well,
I guess I'll have to Night one in beded eleven
everybody else went out till three, Night two in beded
eleven everybody else because you're passed out. No, it wasn't.
(18:59):
But then schedule books up and I'm exhausted. I looked
at some of the people that were with us a
couple times. They said, I'm exhausted. I've got nothing left
to give the team. Thank you. You drank too much,
way too much. All the events did have alcohol. Yeah,
and it's a lubricant. I mean to talk to people now,
it's a different excuse. It's a lubricant. Man. These are
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all people you don't know, and I mean to social
as friends after the weekend. Okay, well, I'm sorry you
didn't feel good. It was just a final day and
but yeah, other than that, I was fine, it felt great.
That's still the final day. He got hungry and six sucks.
It was one of those man, I hope you learned
a lesson from him. Yeah. It was one of those
(19:40):
alcohol poisoning when you're like, wow, what if I never
drink again. That's a very likely possibility, or is it
I'm never drinking again? But then what you're feeling better?
You're like, ah, I'm drinking no as of right now,
never drinking again. Because that feeling was I thought. I
thought it might die for it. But you did dry
January and you weren't drinking all January. But then, like,
I don't know, four days into it, you're like, I'm
kind of wet. That's when we met with Ali downtown,
(20:02):
so I feel like I wanted to have fun, but
you meet with Alie downs and all the time, I
know we haven't done a couple of months. So yeah, okay,
well that's Ray also bought property on Mars. Did you
guys know this? No, you can buy property on Mars.
I don't know what race sounds like. Tell them and
(20:24):
I want to go ahead? All right. I got an
email and it said you can buy acre an acre,
two acres on Planet Mars. And it was a legit email.
Everything was fine, Well, of course it's a legit email.
You just want there's a website. It's by let me
say it, buy planet Mars dot com. Totally legit and
for thirty five dollars, they'll send you a deed. They'll
send you a thing that says you own an acre
(20:46):
on Mars. I'll do it for five dollars. I'll send
you a deed. It's something that says you own an
acre on Venus. But hold on, then you can buy more.
So I was thinking, as a show, we can buy
it says one hundred acres on Mars for one hundred dollars. Okay,
I've done a little research, and how much did you
spend thirty five dollars on one acre? And that includes
the deed and a couple of forms that make it official.
So you bought an acre for three piece of paper? Yeah?
(21:07):
I mean you paid thirty five bucks for three pieces
of paper. Well, and if it's worth something in years,
then I look smart. Well, hey, I can send you
some sell you some acreage on the moon. Here we go,
Ray Article two of the Outer Space Treaty, because now
we have like the Space Force, and here we go.
Outer space, included the Moon and other celestial bodies, is
not subject to national appropriation by clamor sovereignty, by means
of use or occupation, or by any other means. Sure,
(21:30):
nobody can climb ownership of Mars, or land on Mars
or anything else. That's what I mean. I'm on the website.
I'm like trying to buy okay, who it's a scam.
Nobody owns Mars. You don't own anything on Mars. Some
of those things where you pay it and then you
get to name like you dedicated to someone, sort of
like when you buy a star and says, hey, I
named a star after you, but that that star really
is named after that person though, like in a database.
(21:51):
But who else have they told? Yeah? But no, but
it's in like a database. Sure, but someone over in
France can sell that same star. I don't think that's true.
You don't think the stars get reused. Oh come on,
I don't think so, because they're almost I mean they're limitless. Okay,
But with Ray, I think he just got straight scammed
and there's no data. Nowhere does it say Ray owns
part of Mars except for the legitimate email that he
(22:14):
claims he got. But also when I get the deed,
maybe that says more information. But the deed is just
piece of paper. I can put information on the dee.
I can say you're six foot on the deed. Oh
my gosh, it would be cool, Ray, And then it
must be true, right six foot dude. I mean you're
talking about forging a deed. You tell me this company
is just cool with doing all that forging a deed.
You can make a deed for anything. Well, then they
got me for thirty five dollars, but there are no cancellations,
(22:37):
returns or refunds. Sorry, I mean, are these people making money? Well, yeah,
they made thirty five bucks. Well they need to get
by playing it. It says you can buy tand on
Mars twenty nine and eighty, but also it says if
you'll scroll up, Mike, it says keep going to the
top of the screen. It says Article two of the
(22:58):
Outer Space Treaty, And I gotta be honest with I
never heard of the Outspace Treaty. Who signs the other
end of that treaty? Uh? Star trek slam alien. I
don't know what the Outer Space Treaty is, to be fair, okay,
I don't either, outer Space Article two including the mood. Yeah,
we know what is UNA? Sure? You in O s Oh,
(23:19):
it's the United's United Nations Treaties outer Space. So it's
something within the United Oh it is. It's the United
Nations Office for Outer Space for Affairs. This is no,
no, no no, no, no. Other one saying it's not legit, right, Oh, well,
this one says that if you purchased it, this deed
is only good on this website on the one regular Yeah,
(23:42):
and then if you would like to put a postmailed
package or larger, larger acreage, you need to visit by
planet Mars dot org. So none of the but you can't,
but then probably on that website too. It's only valid
on that website. They're making double money, right, You got scam, buddy.
It was interesting enough to get me to do it.
Includes Marti. Indeed with landowner's name. An amazing gift for
(24:03):
the earth fling with every Okay, this is just if
you go to dot org. It's a novelty gift loved
by celebrities all across the universe. And they said, good
for you, Ray, and it's a Christmas President. You don't
have any good ideas. That's another not good idea if
you do that. Okay, let's see. I got a bunch
(24:24):
of stuff from right here. Um, he wanted to call Scuba.
We never got to this. We meant to, but Scooba's
here now because he thinks Scuba did something really rude
to him. Scooba, do you know about this? I do
not know. Okay, it's okay. I'm me too, and I'm
sorry I dedicated that much time to it. So for Christmas,
Scuba got me these dope shoes. We did it during
our gift exchange and I just got to thinking about
(24:45):
the gifts after the fact, and he gave me some
cool lotion. I'm sure his wife helped him out with that.
But one of the gifts was deodorant, and I was like,
bizarre gift to give somebody, especially when we do mailbag.
Sometimes when people are like Hey, how do I tell
a co worker they smell? That's true? That would have
been sense. Yeah, that's good. I thought, okay, I thought
lotion and deodor would kind of fit in the same gift,
(25:08):
like lotion, deodor, soap like all that is like a
body wash type thing. But you're riot, We do talk
about that, Scooba, What was your intention? My intention was
initially because the my thing is observations. I observed that
Ray has a bunch of like little thinks things here,
like like lotions and whatever. So I wanted to get
him some things that me and my wife use on
our face and our skincare products. So I want to
(25:29):
get a bunch of different things for that. And there
was a shortage on a lot of different products, and
so it only came down to deodoran and two other
things versus what I planned to get him. That's all
it was. So it was it he stinks. Wasn't nice? Stinks, No,
not at all, Just that I like that deodor and
I was one of the things that I like and
I use I got and that's part of our luxury
boxes because Scooba got like the three hundred bucks Amazon
(25:50):
gift card. Right, Oh yeah, Yeah. Another one of them
was this really really nice tie and a bunch of
like hand soap, soap shampoo. That's not luxury, but it's
really good stuff like it is expensive. And then lunchbox
got that and also he ended up losing everything. But
it was really good. So I have it all the house.
I kept it as the greatest thing that he didn't
keep it. Love it. Yeah, you can have it pile crap.
(26:12):
But it's good for your skin though, like like it
helps you stay youthful and look good. There's something wrong
with that. The sun is hard on our skin. We
should take care of it. Deodorant there was some deodorant
in there too. Yeah. Wow, let me tell you that
says luxury like I've never seen. I can go to Walgreens.
I see deodorant more expensive than Yeah. The reason you
don't have to like everything luxury. That tie was expensive.
It was it was all taken all that and returned
(26:33):
it to the That's why he didn't understand how much
effort that takes. Could not not much you could you
could have gotten like three hundred bucks. Yeah, I have
got a one store and drop it off and they
wouldn't give me cash. Give me store credit. I don't
think so. Um you guys, I saw you did your
bet at store losers. Yeah, where you take? But how
much money do you take from everybody? One hundred dollars?
(26:54):
It was twenty five dollars from that was the limit,
and we put one hundred dollars each and we put
it all on rend. We ended up with like four
thousand dollars. So to start it off, we all come
down the escalators and we all surround one roulette table.
And I mean last year they were all like, get back,
get back. This time the pit boss is telling us
to get loud sad. You know, you were coming, same hotels,
(27:19):
no different one, and they didn't have any idea we
were coming. We just showed up and here we are
bombarding the table and we're like, please don't kick us out,
Please don't kick us out. And they were hyping us up.
Let's go, let's go. He was putting his arms up,
they were loving it. Do you think there's a I don't.
By the way, I don't think this, so I'm not
gonna get it's not conspiracy the very But do you
(27:40):
think there's like something that they can hit I've thought
about really well to make it if they really wanted
to be red or black. I only say this because
once I had a friend who was doing something. I'm
gonna be real vague about it, and he was doing
something at a casino and it wasn't one of the
big big ones, and he was like, Hey, we're gonna
do this segment. And the guy was like, do you
(28:01):
want to land on red or black? And he was
like what, Because do you want it to land on
rud or black? He said red? And I don't remember
how it ended up, but I think either. So that
to me, that was like he could affect what it
landed on. Now this is secondhand, yeah, and I also
don't believe it, but I just ask if you do
believe that there's something that somebody can push or touch
(28:23):
to make that thing land on red or black? Yes,
I believe that when he sees all this money on red,
they can hit that because they know the feeling it's
going to give that group of people and what they're
gonna end up spending because they're so excited about that win.
So they wanted Sore Losers Coaches Convention to go off
with like start off with a bang, and they were
like you think they knew what sore losers coaches convention wise, Oh,
(28:45):
they got wind of it. I mean there was ten
red suits surrounding our round. We shut down the casino.
When everybody stopped yeling black jack dealer stopped, everybody was
so loud. Of course I would too if I see
something like big jumping and excitement, I look over too.
But but anyway, I like it. I just wonder if
they think they can, if there's something they could do
affected I think it's possible. So does everyone that works
(29:07):
at a casino have to take make some pledge or
valve to never decide? I think only the pit boss
can do it. Yeah. I don't think every dealer, because
that's probably called a dealer too. Yeah I can do it.
I mean because the dealer even looked at the pit
boss in the pit Boss game in the NOD like,
go ahead, go ahead, do what let's go with, let's
plus roll. Okay, Well they put it on red. Four
thousand dollars from everybody there. Here's a clip, that's a
(29:43):
that's that's a lot of people. There's a lot of people,
and it's a second year we've hit this. Yeah, if
we do this again. I mean, we're gonna miss it,
like one of these years. Oh stop, and then why
are you a year out already going we're gonna miss it?
Because you know, I mean one of the odds we're
gonna hit this. You've seen me had like five or six. Hey,
and you know after we hit it, Ragos, guys, we
almost didn't get that. It was like it almost went
(30:04):
in a black. Well, it almost goes. That's the point
of that. It always bounces out on one right. You
didn't let me explain it. In Vegas now, apparently there's
three greens, which is horrible. It means you only have
about a forty six percent chance to win a roulette,
which is really not good. You need one green, which
is in Europe or some places have two greens. And
so it was spinning around, it went past all the
threes and then stopped in a black and chilled in
(30:27):
the black for a split second. And I don't know
what it was and act of God or something. Yeah,
once it landed in black, the person button it spit
it out. I saw it firsthand, and I was like,
that was pretty insane. Well that's fun. Are you tired, lunchbox? Yeah, exhausted.
When did you get home last night and nine pm? Man,
you just push it, don't you. No? No No, no, plane
(30:48):
was lay two hours yesterday. That's pushing it. No, No,
I mean there was rain and then so we finally
got on the plane, so the plane was late getting
in and then got on the plane and then it
was backed up like with planes trying to take off.
So I fell asleep, woke up. We're still there. Oh
that sucks too, because I think you're maybe yeah, let
me look out the window. Oh my god, the ground
and I was like, wow, okay, cool and so yeah,
(31:10):
and then when we got back it took forty five
minutes for the luggage to get from the plane to
the stupid belt. Uh. Which, by the way, Ray has
a pretty good idea about that. And Ray has actually
come to the forefront with like ideas for Shark Tank
that if he would with somebody who would spend his
own money and do it, they'd be good ideas. The
one about the app the layaway drinks or whatever that was,
(31:32):
that was a good one. Barbara Corkord was like, that
was good. Do you want to tell him your new idea? Yeah,
So this one would be be just like Uber, you
know how Uber they'd take us on rides and stuff.
But there's also Uber eats. We know, we know. It's
like it'd be like you know Henry Ford and been
of the car and so they car drive. Yes, you've
heard of it. This would just be a hybrid of
it. It It would be Uber luggage and they would pick
up your luggage and bring it to your hotel and
(31:53):
all that stuff or home or home, and it would
be a very cheap service and you're not gonna have
to wait like lunch did for forty five minutes. And
you take a picture before you got take a picture
of bag and the identification, and then you just leave
the airport and go home. And then you upload your
picture to Uber Luggage and they go and they wait
for your bag to come out to bring it to you.
And what would really be awesome is when you go
to Vegas like us, like a bunch of idiots, we're
(32:15):
dragging our bags all around. Uber would handle all that.
You can, hit the tables, hit the casino. You have
no suitcase with you until you get back to your room.
Like fifty bucks luggage. Uber Luggage pretty good idea. I mean,
if they're gonna go get a sandwich. Why can't they
go get the luggage. That's or it's not even Ubert,
it's its own thing, because you can't invent Uber anything,
right because Uber already had just so we knew in
our heads what it was. Pretty good. It's not bad.
(32:35):
There's security issues with it, but we would have to
get through the red tape. You don't know, No, no,
I do, because you have when if you go get
your pick up your bag from one of those like
if you leave it on the belt and you have
to go to the office. That's whether they're there when
you land. No, you're not listening. No, you're not listening.
As soon as you land. They have to be there
and you see them and you're like boom, I'm out
and they wait for it as you walk out. Okay, fine,
but that's what I'm saying. Airport security stops you like, hey,
(32:58):
let me see your bag tag, let me see your eye. Oh,
it doesn't matter over the luggage. I got a picture
of it. Right, That's what I'm saying. There's there's security
that you're gonna have to get through. You're gonna have
to have authorization some words. I'm just telling you. I
don't want to lock my luggage though. And also people
take peoples lugge all the time. Nobody grabs them. People
grabs them is lugge and walk out. No one's checking
the lugge, it's checking anything. There's there's never security. I
(33:19):
have to go through my luggage. No everyone, No, that's
where I just like to tell Ray's ideas aren't good.
I'm just telling you. I was so fascinated when because
I was at the Denver Airport over Christmas, like everything
you'd see on the news with all that luggage everywhere
and nobody there to I was like, but all that
security in case you do get one. No, no no, no, no, no,
anybody walked in and grabbed it and we had those
(33:39):
bags and just walked straight out, no problem. I'm actually shocked.
Maybe it did happen, I don't know, but it was crazy. Um,
I got two other quick things from rain and then
we'll get out here. It's gonna be kind of expensive too,
because the person's going to pay for parking, so that
fifty dollars is gonna have to cover their parking. That's
not gonna be enough profit to do it. So you're
gonna have to charge one hundred dollars at least. Now,
you don't pay for parking lets you're there for over
(34:00):
an hour, over thirty minutes or even thirty minutes, okay,
but if you're waiting for your back, it's gonna take
thirty minutes because you gotta get it. But I'm Uber
also has deals with certain places that if you work
for them, they pay the airport in general overall, and
they can park in those spots until they grab the person. No, yes,
they have a waiting lot that is free, and you
drive up when your ride is on. Why do you
(34:22):
want to listen? Race Cherry as about as ideas? If
you're coming to me as an investor or not, We're
not going to you for investing anything. These are this
is what I do is a shark. I have to
tell you what's wrong with your idea? Right, it's a
good idea. There's there's there's room for that service because
I would pay for that. Like if I have to
landing and go to work, how much would you be
willing to pay for it? I'm asking like, how much
(34:44):
is it worth? Ten thousand dollars? Now you're just man,
how much would you have paid last night when you're
sitting there forty five minutes nothing. I was just annoyed. Um, okay, races,
since Bones and Jake's any pretty good friends country Sorry
what is this one? Yeah? I just thought this be
interesting a topic for the show, and then the listeners
could see who we think as a country star we
would be friends with, becauld you and Jake had been
(35:05):
chowing a lot together now, so I was like, I
don't really see any of these fools with hanging out
with country artists, Like who do you guys see yourself
you could actually hang out with and be friends with
because we work in the same industry and none of
all our friends with any of them. But yeah, but
they're like country stars. But like if there was one,
who would you kind of see similar stuff? Let probably
carry underwood, But what I mean country stuff? They're just
(35:27):
they're normal people I know. But who they don't want
to hang out with us? Why I like to hang
out with you? Yeah, because you're a fun person and
they would too, because they're normal people. I'd like to
hang out with Luke Bryan. I think I think him
and I would be fishing all the time, going to
the beach. No, you're going on vacation. That's vacations. Well,
be hanging out, but again that's like a once a
month think no, no, no, like normal date, normal friend
sticking the guitar in the backyard by the fire. You're
(35:50):
hanging out? Okay, you and Luke, Me and Luke Bryan
best friends? Yes? I mean that's a great looks awesome. Yes,
And he's just so funny and happy and I think
we'd tell good stories and make each other laugh. Dude,
I think me and Luke would be awesome friends. You
guys will be good friends. Yeah, because I'm friends with Luke.
I think you and Luke would be awesome. What do
you guys do? Can't fire? Backyard guitar picking? I don't
(36:11):
pick any guitar, Like, what what's your dinner? You do
dinner with some of these people. I also don't talk
about it a whole lot because I don't want to
be the person. It's like whatever, if you're if you're
gonna do it, what's the point you're not talking about it?
Like if you're my friends, I don't care. Do you
think I post a picture of Eddie and I every
time we got to eat? No, well that's different. I
(36:33):
do pretty much post on Mike though, Mike, when we
send a cost from me, just take a picture of
Um what what was the question? I don't. I don't either.
He was telling at me for something else. I said,
why would you not post it? I mean, that's the
point of doing it now people know that. Do you
post a picture every time you get to launch or
dinner with your friend, any friend, but no one knows
who they are? It doesn't matter, oh it does. You
gotta show if your status. That's not a status thing,
(36:54):
it is if your friends with Luke Brian, that's a
stat that's saying like, look who I roll with? Like
it's like, what up? Like, you're not gonna show Timmy
next door because no one cares about Timmy next door.
No one will think it's cool that you're hanging out
with Timmy from next night. I don't think everybody cares
to show people that they're cool or they think they're cool. Okay,
(37:14):
that's why we have social media. Social media is actually
a way to show you're cool to or having fun,
let people into your life. You go there, you go, yeah, um,
so you pick like Brian, absolutely, Y'll carry into when
I moved away Yeah, why what would you guys? Would
be good friend? Both have kids and she has a husband. Yeah,
(37:36):
I have a wife. So what are y'all gonna do? Yeah?
What do y'all do? Hang out? Yeah? Talk about life,
thinking by the campfire. You think you guys are such
similar personalities? Yeah, go to hockey games together to watch
her husband. He doesn't play anymore. But yeah, that's true.
Anymore I have. It's pretty perfect. Okay, Amy, I mean
(38:00):
we have to pick some one. Yeah, Ray's question, right, Okay,
I could Kimberly and Karen. Oh that's good from a
little big town. Yeah, it seems fun. Yeah who and
I picked? Though? Well, you were already have mostro But
I'm talking about that. I don't that I don't like
who and I think would be cool? Oh no, staple thingers.
(38:20):
You both don't want to talk and you don't want
to go anywhere. You just want to be reclusive. That's true,
y'all just hang out. Yeah, let's say a word. That's true.
The perfect relationship. It is well in a way because
like Mike and I can hang out and we don't
have to talk. We've Mike and I have lived together twice.
We've if you count us live in California together while
we were staying there for a few months. He lived
(38:42):
with me when he first moved here. We fly everywhere together.
We don't have to talk. We are an old married couple.
But we also just don't talk that much if we're
not working. But like Jake, for example, who I am
very close with, he talks. He's has a lot to say,
and I don't have to say anything. That's awesome, so
we can go to dinner. Jake's funny and magnetic even
(39:04):
and he's got great stories and there's no competition because
I don't care. I just want to sit back not
to say anything. It's been a whole life saying crap.
So it works both ways. Whood I from the past though, maybe? Oh,
George Jones, who Johnny Cash? It went hard, All those
(39:24):
guys went hard. It went really hard. Um all right, right,
I like that though. Ray, that's a good one. We
have Jake on the Bobycast. He's gonna come over today,
right we're recording it from it next week the week after. Okay,
all right, I think that's it. It marked us off.
You know we're watching right now. I know we talked
(39:46):
about that earlier too, but um, I don't want to
review it till it's over. But it has this shot
to be one of my favorite Netflix shows ever. Oh
and we started it like months ago, watched one episode,
then we quit because I don't know what happened, and
we jumped back into it. And it's German. It's called
in German. Yeah, it's called no, no, No, it's German language.
(40:06):
It's called Dark. Oh, it's subtitles. And we put the
English language onto where it looks like they're like talking,
but their lips don't match. But it's like those shows
that were, Hey, Michael, what the Korean movie squid Game?
Both Parasite and okay, so Parasite the movie Squid Games.
I was like, I can't watch something that's not in English.
(40:28):
I don't want to watch any sort of subtitles. But
they were both so good that even before I watched Dark,
I was like, I don't want to watch anything in subtitles,
And an episode and a half in, I'm like, this
is the greatest show I've ever seen. Yeah, I think
we miss out on really good movies because they're in
different languages. Dark has a ninety five percent on Rotten tomatoes. Hey,
it's a no premise. Can you get PREMI yeah, I
can give you. I can read you the premise on
the site. When two children go missing in a small
(40:50):
German town, It's sinful past. It's exposed, along with the
double lives and fractured relationships that exist among four families
as they search for the kids. The mystery drama series
introduces an intricate puzzle filled a twist that include a
web of curious characters, all of whom have a connection
to the town's troubled history. Let's go sounds good. We
also finished Tulsa King. It's been a while. If I
finished that is that was Sylvesta's Stallone. Is it any good?
(41:14):
It's really good. It takes a second because at the beginning,
it's a little it feels a little corny at first,
because you know, it's Sylvester Stallone. He's a mob still.
You know, he's been he's been in jail for like
twenty five years because he wouldn't rat on the mob.
And he finally gets out and the mob's gotten a
lot older, and they like send him down to Tulsa
because they don't want him up there, and so he
has to go down to Tulsa and start at the
new Mob, a new mob down in Tulsa, and then
(41:35):
it's what happens there and they're only thirty minute episodes nine.
We didn't know where watching the finale though this has
been a while ago, now a week or so, we
didn't were watching the finale and the episode and they
we were like, wow, that is a dramatic ending for
that episode. Let's see what's up next on the next one.
They're like, oh, that was a finale, Like, dang it.
We wanted to experience because we'll put our phones away
from a finale. You've done this before, haven't you? What? Yeah,
(41:55):
you do with another show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't
like to look ahead. I know. I don't like to
look ahead because I don't want to see even what
the episodes are titled, or the people on the square,
because what if I think they may have died or something.
So I try to avoid the spoilers. So yeah, but
Tulsa King is goodine audience score on Tulsa King. It's
on Paramount Plus. That's our thing. We'll watch a show
(42:18):
at night. We try to set aside an hour watch
a show unless we really get into it. Then like
a Sunday afternoon, we'll binge three or four episodes if
I'm not gone. So that's it. Thank you, new Bobby
cast up today, check it out, and we'll see you tomorrow.
By everybody,
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
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