TUES PT 1: Lunchbox's Cringeworthy Bathroom Confessions + Crazy Things Kids Ordered Online + 2000's Movie Quote Game

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting welcome to Tuesday show more in a studio.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Amy, what do you I saw something on Instagram where
you know, traditionally who's giving the speech a graduation the valedictorian. Well,
this was a little thing about having the person with
the worst grades in the class also speak. So you
have the valedictorian speak, and then you also hear from
the other end of the spectrum so you can get
a full picture.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
That is awesome. No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Why do they want the worst? Why do they want
the worst to speak?

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Like what you hear from both sides.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
This is not a court case.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
You don't need both sides. What kind of advice would
the worst student give you?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I don't want that advice.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Don't exceed or acceleed grades like the valedictorian doesn't mean
they don't have wisdom to offer.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'm going to say why this is the dumbest thing
I've ever heard, because I agree that you don't have
to be the valedictorian. For example, I give a few
scholarships every year to my school that I graduated from,
and it is not for a students. It's called the
don't be skipping class scholarship as long as you have
a C average, but you show that you show up
to things and you try and you put an effort.
Doesn't even have to be in classes specifically. I think

(01:20):
those type of people are the kind of people that
are been very successful in life. I would love to
hear from one of those. But you're going to go
to the very bottom as somebody who didn't put any
effort in at all. If you want to go mid
and you pick somebody who wasn't valedictorian but led in
other ways, I'm all for it. But why are you
gonna pick the kid who barely got through? Because it's
not somebody who struggled. We know the kid who barely

(01:41):
got through. That was somebody who didn't care. And you're
gonna have them speak at graduation. They're getting rewarded for
not caring and barely getting through.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Why don't know they're getting rewarded, but they're getting speaking
a graduation share and maybe it could change the trajectory
of their life. They're like, oh, well, I'm not being
ignored here.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Also, the last, the person that got last, he doesn't
want to give a speech anyway, because.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
That's effort they got to put four, So I'm sorry,
they're probably.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
I think the person would want to the last, the
person would last.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, yeah, but does anybody ever really know that their last? Like,
because you know that, you know if you're in the
top fifty percent, you're in the top twenty five, you
know the percentage you fall in.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
But do you know ever if you're the last, last?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Last? That'd be tough. But they in some schools tell
you where you fell, like you're third out of what.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Well, I guess yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
A bad idea to do last. I think it's a
good idea to let somebody who wasn't a valedictorian speak
that has something to speak about.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
I can get on board with that.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
But last, you're begging for him to like pull out
his winger or something.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
On stand, I'm sure you do some fun.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yes, that's because that's that.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
That's that for sure.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
It's a heat Yes, yes, oh they're true.

Speaker 7 (02:45):
It's anonymous sin bar. There's a question to be because, well.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Hello, Bobby Bones, I'm in a bit of a tricky spot.
I've recently reconnected with someone who happens to be my
friend's X. They broke up a few months ago and
nothing ever happened between us, but now there seems to
be a real spark. Not trying to be shady, I
really do care about my friend, which is why I'm hesitating.
How much time has to pass before it's okay to

(03:22):
day a friends X and doesn't make a difference if
the friend has moved on or if it wasn't a
super serious relationship signed finding a new flame. I think
there are a lot of factors, but the first thing
you have to do before all the other factors is
talk to your friend. So I could say, yeah, it
matters a little bit if they moved on, but how

(03:43):
did that break up?

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Like why did it happen?

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Because if a dude dumped her, she's probably holding on
to it a little bit, even if she was with
somebody knew. There are a lot of factors, but the
number one thing you have to do is actually go
and speak to the elephant in the room, which is
your friend. And then, and this is not fair to you,
then you have to someone But guess how she's really
feeling about what she's saying, because what she's gonna say

(04:05):
is I don't I don't really care because she's gonna
say that, but You're going to have to figure out
if she's truthful in that because she has she's want
somebody in there.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
She can't say, yeah, I would bother me.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
She's gonna go I don't really care, And so it's
up to you to then navigate your way through that
to understand if she's being completely truthful. Now that doesn't
mean you can't date the dude, but you have to
understand the repercussions that are gonna come. And I hate
to use the word consequences because I feel so negative
because you're not doing anything wrong if you have the communication,
but there could be consequences because that's just human dynamics.

(04:37):
Like your best friend probably doesn't want you to be
with their ex unless they really don't care. But nobody
knows your best friend like you do. So the number
one thing you have to do is you have to
have a conversation and don't beat around the bush. You
need to go immediately and be like, hey, let's just
say his name is Chad, because I like the name Chad,
Chad's name.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
You say, hey, I know you're with Mark A Chad's
kind of reached out. Would that be weird? If I
want on a date with him. You'll be able to
see everything right there. Now, that doesn't mean you don't
have to do it if she but you just need
to talk to her first because the worst thing that
can happen if she finds out without you telling her.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Yeah, my ex husband asked out one of my.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Friends, well, well that's weird, and I said, oh no,
I said, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
I've been close for a long time and you know
I'm not but yeah, that.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
She came to me.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
She came to me and.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Asked, and she wasn't even she said, first of all,
I'm not going to but I just wanted to let
you know. She's like, but I wouldn't want to even
like have a hint of stress on our relationship for that.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
And I was like, hey, honestly, that would be kind
of fun.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
But I do think even though you're not against it,
it would have been like something that sat in you
was weird.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Maybe if it really really happened, but.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
You'd had to work through it, and you could have
and you would have could have been a would have sure.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Because you're a good friend.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
But it's still even if you would have said it's okay,
it still would have been something, and I just want
this person to know that too.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
It's gonna be something. Yeah that Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
Yeah it was. I guess I never talked about it
because at.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
The table he's like, got them both.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
In my mind, I jumped to like, well, I really
like you and I mean we'd all get along.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
How fun would that be?

Speaker 3 (06:21):
But Amy Bobby is saying what we would really be? Yeah,
if it's a dude and this is the person used
to do with, but they're like, cool, this person, you've
been with both of them.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
You send the table like, what's up? I got them both.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
This is the king of the thing. Yeah you don't
say that, but you're like, I'm Ganghis Khan. I've conquered
this whole table. Okay. I have a conversation with her
and then walk with caution. After that, I think it's fine.
You just need to make sure how to make it fine.
All right, there you go.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
So Bobby Bones Show Interviews.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
In case you didn't know.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
This is Eric Church.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
He has a new album out called Evangeline Versus the
Machine and tickets who has Free the Machine Tour?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Go on sell this Friday.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
So Church we talked about Michael Jordan, this Nashville origin
story selling knives, and he got fired from that job.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
So now Eric Church on the Bobby Bones Show.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Now, Eric Church, very good to see you, Bobby. Do
you have Carolina blue one on? Purpose? Underneath? Is that? Yeah? Yeah?
I meant most every well I don't, oh, I do too,
but yeah, this wasn't in your honor. I appreciate most
everything I have has a hog on it or a
razorback on it. Yeah, like red or phone or a
lot of my clothes. Do you have North Carolina stuff everywhere?

(07:32):
And like you're and now and now which is weirder?
But we're involved with the Hornets too, So I have
purple and teal, so it's Carolina blue and purple and
two what do.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
You mean involved with the Hornets here part of the ownership.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (07:42):
I got to be friends with MJ a few years
back and when he sold the team, and it was
one of the weirder calls you ever get in your life.
But MJ goes, hey, I want you to be involved
with the Hornet's ownership group. I was like, what does
that mean? He said, I want North Carolina presence. I
want people that are local. The group that's buying it's
out of New York private equity. And he said, I
want you to I want you to do it. He said,

(08:03):
I'll help you if you need help, but he said,
I want you to be involved. So he don't say
no to Michael Jordan. So I got involved.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
That's super cool in a couple of ways. One because
it is Michael Jordan the greatest athlete or pop culture
sports figure in our lifetime. I think, right, it's like
Babruce Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods two that Michael Jordan played
for North Carolina, right, And for you that's such a
personal thing, right, And that now, yeah, that you talk
to on the phone that I don't been like put
on speaker phone recording it. So why did you move

(08:31):
to Nashville? Was it to write songs? Or was it
to be an artist? In writing songs? Was going to
get you to that place? To be an artist? Right? Songs?
What'd you pack up? And you? What did you move
into when you got here?

Speaker 8 (08:42):
I came to town in a two tone nineteen eighty six
Chevy Blazer, and I had a guitar, had a Douffel
bag King of Broadway because that's where Romen was, That's
where you know Tootsies is, That's where you know all
these iconic things. And I tried to get gigs there
and I couldn't get a gig there because I came
with a sack of songs and my guitar and they

(09:02):
wanted cover songs. I couldn't make it on Broadway. So
I ended up over at Printer's Alley started figuring it out.
But I took a job. I had a job at
the Shopping Home Network. I sold knives. Thanks for calling
Shopping Home. My name is Eric I.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
I hope you answer the phones. Oh yeah, that had
a little headset, good stuff, what kind of knives?

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Like?

Speaker 4 (09:19):
What was your what was your what was your rap?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
My rap?

Speaker 8 (09:21):
At that time, I actually got fired because of my
lack of rap. I would answer the phone I had.
I had the shift. It was I think my shift
was eleven pm to like seven am.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
I was the overnight shift.

Speaker 8 (09:32):
So that's the shift where the guy comes in he's
been at a bar and he turns on Shopping Home
and there's the guy.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
We were looking at the studio.

Speaker 8 (09:39):
So where the phone bank was was like an amphitheater
type seating, and we all have our little chairs and
our headsets on, and we're looking at them selling the
knives out there television studio in front of us. And
this guy, you know, would call in and go three
o'clock in the morning, slurring, going, man, I gotta I
gotta have some of these knives. It's like three hundred
knives for fifteen ninety ninety nine, right. And I actually

(10:00):
one night there was a guy that called in and
I could tell he'd had a long night and I
had a few of those two and he was like, man,
this guy ask some of these knives, you know, and
he's slurr. And I was like, yeah, yeah, you know,
he said, you know. I said, hey, you know, what,
what do you favor? I said, wy, don't you want
you go to bed? And first of all, when somebody
calls and says I need a knife at that time
of night, you think there's.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Already a problem, right they don't need Yeah, they know
not right now. You don't need a.

Speaker 8 (10:22):
Knife right now, you need to go to bed. So
I said, want you go to bed? And once you
call me in the morning, I'll still be here. He said,
what says there's three left, I said, brother, there's more.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Than three left. Okay, You're gonna be okay.

Speaker 8 (10:34):
And there's that thing where when you call into something
like that and they'll say, for whatever purposes this call
may be recorded. They do that, and they happened to
record this call. That's how you got guts. I got
cut advocating for that, dude.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
I always advocating for that, dude.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
They didn't like that, shopping on those they they fired me.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
What song almost didn't get recorded that ended up being
a massive consumption or a massive just hit for you
that you almost didn't record? Smoke Smoke?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Why did you not? Why did you almost not record it?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
I didn't get it at the time.

Speaker 8 (11:04):
I mean that was my wife and another my guitar
player I had, that kept saying. And what really changed
it is we started playing it before I recorded it.
We started doing a janky version of it live and
they climbed the walls. But I didn't get it in
the moment. First of all, the label told me if
I released that they were going to.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Drop me because of what the song was.

Speaker 8 (11:26):
Yeah, at that time, no marijuana, So there was no
song like that in the year that it came out
like it was. First of all, we're all on our
own path anyway, and the labels like, listen, if you
do this, you just might as well go to it
somewhere else. And so that was a big moment. But yeah,
I got close to going they I don't know if
it's going to work. You know, this is not what

(11:47):
I think.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
But once it did, did it give you more ah
to use the word credibility within the label. But did
it get huge? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (11:54):
Yeah, because the next thing we did was made the
Chief album and we came out with Homeboy first, and
they were instead of fighting that, which they probably a
lot of labels would have, they just went, don't I
don't know that smokes homework. Should just let him run
a minute. They get whatever rope you gave him, let
him use it all.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
So I appreciate the time, Eric, good luck with everything.
Get your Bobby Boons on it to hear the full
episode because that's from the Bobby Cast.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
It's one hour long.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Just search for the Bobby Cast on iHeartRadio or wherever
you listen to the Bobby Bone Show podcast.

Speaker 8 (12:28):
It's time for the good news.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Shout out to Scruffy, a family dog in the Woodlands, Texas,
because Scruffy saved his whole family's life. They had left
a plastic bowl on top of the hot stove and
when they went to bed, somehow it caught fire, and
the fire was flaming up to the cabinets, about to
catch the wood, and then that would be a real problem.
But Scruffy was barking and barking and barking and wouldn't stop.

(12:55):
So they woke up and they were all able to
exit the home safely. Fire department came put out the fire.
They praised Scruffy's actions, and then they also put out
a reminder like don't leave combustible items near stoves.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah, good one. I'm thinking if that was me and
Stanley was barking, because Ella is not a huge barker,
I would have just packed.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
On more pillows on my head. I don't think i'd
have got out of it.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Like Stanley stopped.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
I had eight pillows on my head and the house
of of burn down.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, well, you've got probably good working smoke alarms, because
that's another part.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
I mean, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
I'm be honest with you. I have no idea because
they don't chirp. You're good? Is that sure? We have them?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Okay, Well, that's just another part of the story that
the firefighters did. When they went into the house, they
saw they didn't have adequate smoke alarms, so the firefighters
installed it for the family, so you know, they don't
have to rely on scruffy all the time.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah, that'd be I don't know if I have We
have to have cell arms, right, yes, you have? All right,
there you go. That's what it's all about. That was
telling me something good. The question is if the cable
guy's over somebody to repair something some I didn't work
on something in the house, do you let workers use
your bathroom? Now, I was trained whenever I was roofing

(14:07):
houses or doing anything in houses to never ask to
go to the bathroom because that was out of line.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
And if anything, get in the car, go to the
gas station.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
A lot of times we were doing outdoor work, we
had PoTA potties, so those would be there, especially if
we were going to be there a week or so
if we're doing like a roof tier off or something.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
So it was always never use the bathroom there.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
But if you do have to go to the bathroom
and you can't get to the gas station, run down
the road and go in the woods.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Oh wow, it was everything.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
But because that we were just taught, don't ask to
go to the bathroom in someone's house because they may
find it offensive and they may not want to hire
you again, that type thing.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
So ayan let's say somebody's over at the house working
on something.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
Yeah they can. Yeah, and I've walked in on one before.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
On purpose. No, which were they doing? One or two?

Speaker 5 (15:00):
It was the guy and he was sitting down there.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Oh yeah, but it was right after a move and
I was doing like a lot of work the.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
House, so he'd been there a little bit.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
This was a situation where he probably he didn't even
have to ask, so I didn't realize he was in there.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
What do you mean, was he working on your toilet? No,
because it could have been testing it then, right, yeah,
like making sure it works.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
No, he wasn't working on the toilet. That's why I
didn't know he was in there, and I just walked
right in.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
And then you know, he.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Hadn't locked the door in a bathroom that wasn't his.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
Yeah, I don't know. What he was thinking.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
I tried out to think about it because it was awkward,
and I've had to see him multiple times since, and
I just pretend it never happened.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Can you picture his face when you walked in? Yes,
like right now?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Can you picture his face?

Speaker 7 (15:41):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, that vision doesn't go.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Yes, yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
I felt mostly for him, though, because like, oh god,
because he was like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
And I was like me too.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Was he sorry because he was using your bathroom because
he didn't lock the door, Probably.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Because he didn't lock the door, because again, he was
at my house so much like it would makes sense
that he would use the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, okay, but I'm telling you, people are trained not
to use the bathroom in people's houses.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
I get if you're tearing off the roof.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
What if you're doing work inside and you're there for
a long time, I guess you.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Clog someone's toilet, right that, I'd be terrible.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Hopefully you know how to fix that without even having
to tell me.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Experts say it's a good etiquette to allow contractors to
use your bathroom while they're working. Okay, if someone is
in your house, do you have them take off their shoes.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Well, I have those little shoecover booty things right at
the door so they.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Know and see them.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, I have those, and then a lot of times
they have them themselves. But in general, I guess it
just depends on which mode I'm in, because sometimes I
clean the floors will good and I'm like proclaiming we're
a no shoe household again for the five hundred time.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I'm always embarrassed if people take off their shoes. Yeah,
play and we're a no shoe household. My wife has
made it for me. It's natural. I come in, I
take off my shoes. There can be a pile of
shoes gathers pretty quickly. It's called the pyramid of feet
if I don't take them back to the back. But
I hate when people come over and I'm like, you
gotta take off your shoes. Getting people understand, But some

(17:09):
people don't come feet ready. Yeah, So I'm always kind
of embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
But I could when I ordered these little foot booty
things on Amazon.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
They sit like a thousand, so I can give you some.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
I'd be more embarrassed to put these foot painties on.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
Yeah, call them foot booties.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah, I know, I do.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
I just have people take off their shoes lunchboxes for
someone working in your house, Is it okay if they
use the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
I've let him use the bathroom before, even though it's
awkward because it's like.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
If it's just petten, no big deal.

Speaker 6 (17:36):
But if they're doing the deuce, Yeah, it's like man like, say,
you're gonna take lunch and go find somewhere to go
to the bathroom, Like nobody doing it in my toilet.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Maybe that's the only way that they would even ask
because if they had to hit that secondary.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah, because they can probably hold pe.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
No, sometimes you can't hold pe, but.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
We can hold pee a lot longer because the worst
case scenario with holding peas not near as bad as
the worst case scenario when and you can go peek,
you can walk twenty feet and find a tree.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Yeah, we're guys, we can do that. Yeah, we can
do that.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yeah, Eddie done it. I mean, I have no problem
with it.

Speaker 9 (18:09):
I have a bathroom that's kind of near the front door,
so like they don't have to go really in my
house to use it.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, I think it's nice.

Speaker 9 (18:14):
It's fine, And for the booty cover things like I've
had three people.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Come to my house like pest control guy and toilet guy.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
They all have them on. Yeah, they put on Most
people put them on.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
That's their foot panties.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Ye do.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Maybe I should market that. Hey, I do want to
play this voicemail about Eddie. Play this please?

Speaker 5 (18:34):
This real ID conversation is my own. What's wrong with people?

Speaker 10 (18:38):
Come on, guys, it's been years, Eddie.

Speaker 11 (18:42):
You're whining about no appointments. They probably had plenty of
appointments in twenty twenty two.

Speaker 12 (18:47):
You crack me up.

Speaker 11 (18:48):
It does remind me a bit of my five year
old that I tell.

Speaker 12 (18:52):
To do something ten times and.

Speaker 11 (18:54):
Then act like it's the very first time I said
it when he's supposed to be doing it.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
I cheez the ones. I.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
So, I hope you guys all have a good day.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Addie response.

Speaker 9 (19:03):
It's weird that she says this because like, I'm like
that with my kids too. I'm like, why do I
have to tell you a hundred times before you realize
you need to bring your water bottle to your basketball games?

Speaker 3 (19:11):
And now like now I know they get it from me.
So yeah, I think generally humans procrastinate until they think
it's a real and now I think it's really happening.
But the fact that maybe and we can talk about this,
that maybe they're gonna lie. You just get to the
airport way way way earlier. I'll tell you about it
in a second.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
So do you think people that put off real ID
also can get to the airport?

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Wa wait, wait, wait early, I've put off I mean
I put off real ID, so did.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
I and I struggled getting the airport.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
So Lunchbox goes back into a public bathroom. Was this
at an airport? Airport bathrooms? Yeah? This time? What city?
Austin or Nashville. I don't know which one's witch? You
know what I mean? They all get jumbled sea both. Yeah,
I did them both.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
So Lunchbox will walk into the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
You'll sit on the toilet when there's a guy sitting
on the toilet next to him, only thing in the
middle of the wall. And so then he knocks and
then he just basically either ask for advice or confesses something.
These are These are very cringey. They also are awesome.
Sometimes here we go clip number one, Stall.

Speaker 13 (20:15):
Four, what's up?

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Installed three? Small too?

Speaker 6 (20:18):
Here stalk to hanging to him man, man, I gotta
be honest, it's my first time flying.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
I'm kind of nervous.

Speaker 14 (20:25):
Well, more beer?

Speaker 13 (20:28):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 6 (20:30):
So just get a good buzz going and just got
a crash.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Need somebody as well, just to say here your byes?

Speaker 6 (20:35):
So oh man, well I don't want to man, oh man,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Hey, you got nothing to worry about.

Speaker 6 (20:44):
Okay, but it would be weird if I ask some
person next to me, like, hey, can I hold your
hand on takeoff?

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Right? That might be a little weird.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
Okay, man?

Speaker 15 (20:56):
Is weird?

Speaker 3 (20:57):
All right? Man?

Speaker 13 (20:58):
Well, I guess I better down a couple more beers.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Did he say? Is no weirder than him? Because he's
taking a beep? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (21:05):
We're talking through the bathroom stalls, he goes, So I
don't think it's weird.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah, it's just weird, No way. I just when people
talk while doing that, that's weird. Some guy next to
you like wants to have a conversation. But that guy
was nice. Yeah, he jumped right in. I was going
under stall four stall. That's what happened. He jumped in.
He jumped in out of nowhere.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
I knocked on stall four installed two to my left,
is one said hey, I'm install two here.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Bro wanted to get on. Okay, next one.

Speaker 13 (21:35):
Stall three was up installed four?

Speaker 6 (21:39):
Okay, No, but I really got a question because my wife.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
You know what that guy say. I said, what's going on?
He goes, I don't really know. He didn't want to talk.
He was like, what's going on here? Got it? Okay,
go ahead.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
So her, you know, movies are a little like saggy,
So she wants to get to like a lift, and
I kind of like what she's working with.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
I kind of like the way they look. I don't
know how to get.

Speaker 13 (22:04):
Her to keep them like they are.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
You want me to email your pick so you can
like give your opinion.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
I gotta you give you killed?

Speaker 6 (22:13):
Well, I mean, I'm not gonna get killed.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Like it's just like it's like you're.

Speaker 6 (22:17):
Helping a friend. Maybe you get your girl's opinion too,
Na shit killed. Do you want me to air drop
it anyway?

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Yeah? I don't think that's gonna work. Man, horable masstake travel,
Sorry to bother.

Speaker 15 (22:35):
You, you know, travel man, Yeah, everything works.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Out for you.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
I did not want to be a part of it,
all right.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
This one says Airport toilet paper review I can only
imagine what this says. All right, go ahead, Install two?
What's up? Install three? Three?

Speaker 6 (22:56):
Hey, I gotta say, this toilet paper is not bad.
I was expected to be a lot rougher. Usually when
you go to the airport, the toilet paper is just
like it like.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Rips your butt.

Speaker 15 (23:06):
You know.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
Sure, man, how would you rate the toilet paper?

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Not bad?

Speaker 12 (23:12):
Right?

Speaker 6 (23:12):
It's not sharp and soft, but it's not like you know, graveling.

Speaker 15 (23:16):
True?

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Are you are you leaving? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (23:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
So whenever you tell people, say, man, that National Airport,
they got a good toilet paper.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Oh good, yeah, say travels man, where are you headed? Uh?

Speaker 14 (23:31):
Have a good trip?

Speaker 15 (23:32):
Man?

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Thanks, I will, I said, enjoy your Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
So you were still on the toilet while talking to him.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yeah, you were trying to make it an ambassador for
the city, like when you get out, tell everybody Nashville
has good toilet paper.

Speaker 6 (23:45):
Yeah, because, I mean the toilet paper was softer than
I expected, and so I wanted to get his opinion
on it.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
He liked the toilet paper. Also, I'm thinking if this
were to happen to me, I didn't know. I just
wouldn't say anything, right, like.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
You just stay silent. Yes, what if he's like still.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Too, Hello, I do not go round silent. You can't
see your pods, so maybe things have air. I'm not talking.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
I'm not talking during that.

Speaker 16 (24:09):
Yeah, you can have your music in and they think
he's special.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Right, Oh that's why they are so not I think.
So I have one more about a drug test. You
want to hear that one? Okay? Stall four? What's up?
Install three? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (24:25):
How you doing?

Speaker 15 (24:25):
Man?

Speaker 3 (24:26):
I'm good.

Speaker 14 (24:28):
I just got a question for you, man, Okay, like,
do you know any way to like cheat a drug test?

Speaker 6 (24:33):
Because like I'm supposed to have a job interview this
week and got kind of out of control this weekend,
you know what I mean, Like like you shot light
on the.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Zone, Like my drink was like spiked or something.

Speaker 14 (24:45):
Sorry, what you don't you want to help me out?
Are you leaving?

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Yeah? But you haven't.

Speaker 13 (24:58):
Yeah, you didn't give me.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
A solution to my problem on my own.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Thought. Four? Did they ever picking the crack to see
what you look like?

Speaker 15 (25:12):
No?

Speaker 3 (25:12):
I mean that dude was running out of there, like
he ran.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
This is anything that that guy might be in trouble
with the law and that he thinks this is some
undercover thing.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
No, your head went there.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
I don't know you guys wants to get out.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
I think that guy'sn't. Everybody's up to something. He was
so ungomfortable. Okay, well, thank you, lunchbox, You're welcome. Nothing
like Cringe in the Morning. That was almost the name
of our show, Cringe in the Morning. Morgan got bit
by a tick. Now you just found the tick like
buried in you. Yeah, it was in my stomach.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
It had bit me.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Do you have to pull it out?

Speaker 5 (25:46):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Yeah, So then you're worried because you might have lime disease.
And for the record, everybody, most ticks don't have lime disease.
Now some do, and I'm not saying you shouldn't do
like Morgan didn't get your get yourself tested, and like
Amy did. Amy sent the tick off. Amy mailed to
tick off mail death alive.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
She kept it alive and I, yeah, it was in
my free serve.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, but I think a lot of people get really
freaked out. But and they should because lime disease is
serious and it really affects lives. But it's not in
every tick. So you get your blood results back and
what happened.

Speaker 16 (26:19):
Yeah, so I had a doctor's appointment and blood results.
I was testing for all kinds of things, and I'm
freaking out because I just think I have everything.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
At this point.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
I'm just are you starting to get lime disease symptoms.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
In your head? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:30):
You're like, oh, I might be getting it.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Well, it's like you can have.

Speaker 16 (26:32):
I've developed like rashes on my body.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
I've had like flu like symptoms, and I'm like, what
is going on?

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Am I like having the thing?

Speaker 16 (26:39):
And so I'm like, Okay, we get this full and
I'm doing full blood work for just everything that's happening
in my body right now.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
So I get a full, complete panel and all this
stuff done.

Speaker 16 (26:48):
The next week, I have a follow up with my
doctor and she was like, just a heads up. Sometimes
there are false positives, like you could have it.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Are you ready for lime disease?

Speaker 16 (26:57):
No, She's like, you could come back negative and you
could still have it.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
It could be positive.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
You may not.

Speaker 16 (27:02):
Like you just have to be prepared that this is
not your end.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
I'll be all that doesn't help.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
I know, illot my doctor to say nothing until it's time.

Speaker 16 (27:09):
Yeah, But so she starts, she starts going through and
she's like this looks good. Everything looks good. We get
to the very end, she's like, well, you're all clear.
There's nothing in your blood.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
So I am all fine. No, apparently I have nothing
in my body.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
That's true. She say, you might still have it even
if you don't. You're not all fine.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah, you're not clear by any means.

Speaker 16 (27:30):
But she did also look at the bite and apparently
like in the very beginning phases, because I was right
at the kind of four or five week mark, and
she said, right in the beginning, it kind of forms
a bulls eye if you have early limes disease or
a rash right around the tick bite.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
So and I did not have either one of those.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Things called limes disease lime. Did I say limes?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:48):
I thought I might.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
I might be saying it wrong. The Vatican is gonna
announced next pope. Well, they could start as early as
I think. Does it start tomorrow? So they've installed new
like a new pipe, so when the smoke comes out,
you'll be able to see it.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
I wish they do fireworks celebrate, you know.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
So yeah. Oh, so it's the same day as the
real id tomorrow, so they start getting together tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yes, they all have the real id.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Obviously they can't get or they can't get back home
because you've got to fly back home or a good
Just because you wear a red outfit like a cardinal
doesn't mean you get to go for free. But okay,
So they gather starting tomorrow for conclave to determine the
next pope one hundred and thirty five cardinal electors. Deliberations
happen in secret, behind closed doors, and they will let

(28:38):
everybody know by smoke signals that they've reached two thirds majority.
They attached a new special chimney atop the Sistine Chapel
this past Friday, and every vote they burn the ballots
in the stove, black smoke comes out, although it's a
big confusing because the smoke isn't it's not like bad
guy like gargamel black. You know, it doesn't come out,

(28:59):
and you're like, that's for sure like smoke. It just
is a little darker and m and then sometimes the
white smoke's a little gray and you're like, oh, that's
why I think fireworks would be a big part of it.
And it just goes hope or if not, it goes nope, oprah, nope. Yeah,
But then you're like, is that nature? And I know
then I started doing that too, but yeah, I know,
so the things tomorrow you gotta have your real ID

(29:21):
and then secondly might get a pope tomorrow. I doubt
it'll be tomorrow, but you might get a pope. Francis
was elected pope at the end of the conclave second
day in twenty thirteenth. Quick. Yeah, that was quick. And
it's it's kind of fun to weird, fun to read
about too, that they do all the politician before they
get into the room. Oh, like they're making alliances. It's

(29:45):
basically survivor Wow. Once they get in they really can't,
but they do a lot. And Europeans usually stick with Europeans,
which is why there are so many European popes. The
last one wasn't, but it's why there's so many European popes.
If you don't have your real idea, by the way,
they say, get to the airport three hours early.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
Wait so you can still lie without it.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
So they didn't tell us this come probably for a
reason to get people to get the real ID. The
TSA says, if you don't have your real ID by tomorrow,
you better get to the airport at least three hours early,
because you'll be subject to delays and additional screening. And
not only that, even if you get through it, they
still might not clear you to fly. I knew they
could shut everybody down. That's like Morgan's doctor's appointment.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
I mean, it's good.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Maybe you get to fly. Maybe not.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
That's helpful though, Like you're not completely doomed. You just
maybe show I would chow up with everything. I chob
with my birth certificate, my Social Security card.

Speaker 8 (30:40):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Yeah, you're rolling like the steps and teacher rolled in
that screen.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Krispy Kreme is also doing the glazed donuts tomorrow May seventh,
with no purchase and no idea and no catch because
they know everybody stressed out about real id nice So
big shout out to Krispy Kreme to you have your
free donut you pop in. They're not a sponsor of ours,
but I think it's kind of funny they do that
even if you ever realized you can get one. But
it's mostly to keep people from freaking out. That's from

(31:06):
all recipes.

Speaker 8 (31:07):
All right, it's time for the good news.

Speaker 9 (31:14):
There are these kids in a neighborhood in Phoenix, Arizona,
and they wanted to raise money for some homeless dogs.
There's a shelter in town that helps homeless dogs. So
they're like, you know what, let's do a lemonade standard
we'll raise money. So they set it up and here
comes this nice car pulls up and it's NBA superstar
Devin Booker six point six.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Comes up. He says, hey, guys, what are you all
raising money for? They tell him.

Speaker 9 (31:35):
He goes, that's really cool, give me a couple of lemonades, and.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
They said it's ten dollars, mister Booker. He gives them
two hundred bucks, gives him a fist bump and says.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Hey, kids, keep doing what you're doing, and drives off.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
That'd be cool. That should have got to sign something
that's true basketball. Maybe they didn't have it or anything,
not a couple lemonades. Yeah. Also, you said a shelter
for homeless dogs or their shelter for dogs to have homes?
Oh good question.

Speaker 9 (31:58):
No, maybe not just shelter, my shelter rescue shelter and
they helped homeless ducks.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah, yeah, but the shelters from home to dog probably
that's called it be.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Right or yeah, good boarding.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, yeah, they pretty cool, Devin book or though it
a pull up in some kind of super famous like super.

Speaker 9 (32:18):
A nice b hard right, and you immediately and he's
six foot six. I didn't realize he's that tall. I
don't look that tall, but.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
That's not tall NBA.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
That's like he's like one of the big NBA players,
Like I.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
Mean big time yeah, like well paid.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yes, if that's yes, very well paid. That's funny how
Amy goes big time well paid? Yes, I get story.
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good. Now,
time for the Morning Corny.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
The Morning Corny, Why did the moon skip dinner?

Speaker 5 (32:49):
He was already full?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
That was the Morning Corny was really pretty good. Good. Hey,
what's the show about the trial that you watched?

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Oh the well, I.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Haven't yet because I don't know if like we're going
to do it together. My friend watched it thee what's
a trial? It's this woman Karen Reid and it's on
Max and it's documenting how she ran over her policeman
boyfriend and the defense is saying, yeah, no, no, no no,
he died inside of the party and her running him

(33:29):
over is the cover up. So this whole thing and
apparently America split fifty to fifty.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Anybody following this, No, but I'm did now, So it's up. Now,
it's up.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
It's on.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Max.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
My friend watched it and with her whole coworkers and whatnot,
they are all split fifty to fifty on whether or
not she did it, And so I thought, well, we
all need to watch it and then see how we
feel about it.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
I'm down. Do we get to decide her fate? We vote? Uh? Yeah,
it's what's it called?

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Okay, So it's called it's on and it's a docu series,
and it's called the Trial of Karen Reid. Body in the.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Snow, okay, And the body in the snow is her
cop boyfriend that she ran over?

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Yeah, boyfriend fiance something like that, Yes, and she well
allegedly ran over.

Speaker 5 (34:14):
We don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Wouldn't they know if his body was ran over though?

Speaker 2 (34:18):
So the first trial it was a mistrialtime.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
When they know his body was run over by something though,
like his body if dead, you can tell if a
car's run over it.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Okay, but did she run it over or did it
get run over as part of a cover up from
when he died inside?

Speaker 3 (34:32):
So the body did get run over though, I guess regardless.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yeah, yeah, the body in the snow.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
But did he actually die inside? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:39):
So he was a police officer and they were at
a fellow police officer's house for a party, and so
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
It's just pretty crazy.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
How most people are split. Like even when I was
reading about it online, it's like half in half, Like
why does nobody feel clear about this?

Speaker 3 (34:56):
You're gonna watch it. That's how I feel about the
whole silver back on hunt people. Why don't be clear
about this? So we'll never know that exactly exactly?

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Okay, So we'll watch that.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah, watch it. We have a week report back. All right,
We're gonna play a movie quotes game. I'll play a
clip from a two thousands movie. Name the movie. Amy,
you can go first, number one.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
You're a wizard, Harry, Harry Potter.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Harry Potter, Pretty easy, okay, Amy, check the seconde out
go ahead bill for Pedro both.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Napoleon Dynamite.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Correct. So we have Danny on right now. Hey, Danny,
how are you, buddy? Hey, what's up guys?

Speaker 12 (35:37):
Good morning studio morning.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Danny left a voicemail. Danny was upset. We weren't letting
Danny play a game to win some of my shoes?
Danny referred to himself a third person. Would you play that?

Speaker 10 (35:50):
Voicemail Ray Others listening to part one Monday, April twenty eighth,
Toby's on the show for his second shot.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
At winning the shoes because he went team Watchbox.

Speaker 10 (35:59):
Danny would have to be on the show, but he
can't even get one shot.

Speaker 11 (36:02):
Come on, guys, help me out. I want to win
some shoes.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
It's like my.

Speaker 10 (36:05):
Upteenth time calling the loyal listener, love the show, listen
every day.

Speaker 11 (36:10):
Help me out, Scuba Ray.

Speaker 12 (36:12):
Whoever hears this.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Somebody, they heard you, We heard you. We're gonna let
you play. So first of all, you can have one
of the show members represent you, and if they win,
you win. So Danny, you can pick Amy, you can
pick Lunchbox, you can pick Eddie. Heck, you can pick Morgan.
But pick the person that you want to represent you,
all right. So I've been.

Speaker 10 (36:30):
Listening to a couple of these with Toby and some others.
I think I'm also going to go team Lunchbox.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Good, Okay, Now pick the person you want to Lunchbox
to play against. So you're basically picking, uh, the person
you think will lose to Lunchbox.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
You have Amy Morgan or Eddie.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Let's go Morgan, dang mart she is younger. So these
are two thousands of movies. Morgan, here were you born?
I was born in nineteen ninety three. So we're gonna
do five of these. Write your answers down, guys, all right,
Lunchbox and Morgan. If Lunchbox wins, I will give Danny
a pair of my shoes have up here Danny were
size eleven.

Speaker 11 (37:08):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 10 (37:08):
These are actually gonna be for my seventeen year old Okay.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Don't care.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
As long as I'm really going to be worn, I'm
happy to give them to you.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
All right, you guys, ready to go?

Speaker 15 (37:17):
Right?

Speaker 4 (37:17):
The first movie is from two thousand and four. Write
your answer down.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Ooh women, okay, play that again.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
Please, not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Morgan's in you're not playing. You can play for yourself
home version. I never heard that one. Let's go with
normal mom A three seconds. I'll go with this one. Lunchbox,
mean girl correct? What yes, Morgan? I have mean Girls

(37:54):
he's been doing too much of the getting it out
of nowhere.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
I'm not believing it any Yeah, all right, Next.

Speaker 13 (37:58):
Up, I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
One more.

Speaker 13 (38:06):
I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
I'm in for the win. Oh man, oh man, Morgan's
not in.

Speaker 16 (38:19):
I can't recognize that voice, and I'm trying to place
the voice.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
This is age trouble. Yeah. I think Danny's gonna win
if Morgan doesn't get this one. Wait really, yeah, you
have three seconds, Morgan. I think Morgan's drunk, but it
doesn't sound good.

Speaker 13 (38:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
She does have lime to these guys.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Hear it coming.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
I can't wrote something.

Speaker 16 (38:47):
I don't think this is out in two thousand and
So Morgan the Big Lebowski.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
And correct lunchbox anchor man anchorman is correct. Play played again, Ray.

Speaker 13 (38:55):
I'm kind of a big deal. People know me.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Just a famous line?

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Now he Next up, Oh my god.

Speaker 17 (39:04):
You look like the fourth of July. It makes me
want a hot dog real bad.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
I'm in two thousand and three.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Is that movie? We're gonna play it one more time.

Speaker 17 (39:16):
Oh my god, you look like the fourth of July.
It makes me want a hot Dog real bad.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
That's a movie.

Speaker 13 (39:28):
Look four of July.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
It makes you want hot dog real bad. It's weird
when you say herby alright three seconds and sure.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
Lunchbox American Pie incorrect. That's that lady Morgan.

Speaker 5 (39:49):
Ah, that's legally blonde.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Incorrect, legally blonde. Two woah, whoa, that's tough Morgan. It's
not the movie though, I haven't said the year. Wow, okay,
next next up? Describe your perfect days.

Speaker 18 (40:15):
I'd have to say April twenty fifth, because it's not
too hot, not too cold.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
All you need is the light jacket.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
I'm in what in the world? Two thousands movies? One
more time?

Speaker 15 (40:32):
Describe your perfect days.

Speaker 18 (40:35):
I'd have to say April twenty fifth because it's not
too hot, not too cold.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
All you need is the light jacket.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
And I'll write this down. That sounds like a chick flick.
Not the chick flick hopefully came out in two thousands.
Lunchbox Sweet Home Alabama, Morgan.

Speaker 16 (41:00):
Miss congeniality, correct, Miss congeniality two to two.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
One more hit it Ray.

Speaker 8 (41:11):
Is it true that if you don't use it, you
lose it?

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Is that a serious question?

Speaker 3 (41:16):
No? It wasn't.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
From two thousand and five. Let's play it one more time.

Speaker 8 (41:22):
Is it true that if you don't use it you
lose it?

Speaker 5 (41:25):
Is that a serious question?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
No, it wasn't. I'm in I think you think. Yeah,
Lunchbox is still writing something down.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
There's a lot of words, a lot.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Three seconds. I mean I haven't written down. It's Michael
Scott all right time, Lunchbox forty year old version, Morgan
forty year old version. Correct. They both got it. So
we're at a tie here. We're gonna sudden death. If
you miss it, you're out. We'll do a couple that
aren't speed round and go Raymundo, you either die a

(42:10):
hero or you live long enough to see yourself become
the villain.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
From two thousand and eight.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
You either die a hero or you live long enough
to see yourself become the villain.

Speaker 17 (42:27):
Shoot what up?

Speaker 3 (42:29):
I know what that is? But you do? Do you? Guys?
Want it one more time? You both have yes? Yes?

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Okay, Lunchbox says no. Five seconds.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Shoot down.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
I'm Morgan, the Dark Knight Rises.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Lunchbox Gladiator.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Oh my gosh, I can't give it to you more again.

Speaker 19 (43:02):
I knew it.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
It's a dark Knight.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Who's there? I just couldn't figure out which.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Don't you say?

Speaker 16 (43:09):
Rises, Yes, it's the following one, and I couldn't remember
which one he was in.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
That's the one where he gets put in the other
window comes up.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Yeah, okay, come on, let's do one more.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
That's not speed around. Okay, write transwer down.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
From two thousand and one.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Here it is. Oh my goodness, would you guys like
to hear it again? No? I mean I've already got
it in my head.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
What are you doing? What noises are you making?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
I'm just doing the rhenna five seconds? Hmmm, answers in.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
Yep, lunchbox Harry Potter. He doesn't pass the class. They
strike him with lightning.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Morgan.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
That's not how that one goes. But I don't know
that I have this either.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Lord of the Rings, correct, that was other Sanny. You
picked your winner, and you picked the person you thought
they'd beat. Gosh, you picked wrong both times, Danny, your
thought thoughts?

Speaker 4 (44:35):
Did your thoughts, Danny.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
It's all good man.

Speaker 11 (44:38):
It was worth a shot.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
I appreciate you guys getting back to me.

Speaker 10 (44:41):
I've been listening to the last couple of you know times,
and like I said, I was trying to go with you.
I thought the strongest, and I gave Lunchbox.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
A chance this time, and he let me down. He did.
Do you want another? We can play again. I usually
give everybody two chances. We can play again later this
week if you want.

Speaker 10 (44:55):
Yeah, that would be excellent, Gus. I appreciate you for
real reaching out. I can't believe found so country in
that voicemel though.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Not just a boy smail brow Now, okay, that's Danny.
Lunchbox did not win for Danny. Morgan kept the shoes
from Danny, which seems a little mean, but however he
picked you to lose, so Morgan's our winner. Danny, thank
you for playing, buddy.

Speaker 10 (45:17):
Yep, I'll be waiting to hear back from you guys.
Thank y'all.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
All right, buddy, he's so nice.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Wake up, wake up in the morn.

Speaker 19 (45:29):
And it's on the radio, and the Dodgers's on time
here ready and his Lunchbox Morgan too, Steve Bred haven't
trying to put you through back.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
He's running his wig's next bit.

Speaker 19 (45:43):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
The Bobby ball Kid ordered seventy thousand suckers. That's a
big box. Oh, Kentucky second Greater ordered seventy thousand lollipops.
I mean that's gonna hold you for a while. Let's
be honest. I feel like suckers. You're good. But yeah,
how are the favors? From Lexington shared that heir son

(46:11):
Liam ordered thirty cases of dumb dumb suckers and these
cases aren't small. They have two three hundred and forty
suckers inside. Just went on and I'm assuming because it's
very easy to hit that plus button because you know
you order and this says, Oh, I'm looking at the
front door. Oh my god, how they get out Amazon?

(46:32):
It filled up the whole Amazon van. There's no way
the guy had to make a specialty dumb dumb sucker
drop because they're stacked probably six feet high. The boxes,
five or six different rows, six feet Wow, seventy thousand lollipops.
Dum dums are good. Dumb dumbs pretty good. The mystery
dumb dumb.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
There's too much work for too little dumb because it's small.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
It's so small. Yeah, so yeah, four thousand, two hundred
and dumb dumbs. Oh my goodness, Amazon, Let her return
eight of the thirty boxes. She was left with another
twenty two, so she's trying to sucker sell them. Would
you like to buy some dumb doms? That's from wkyt
dot com. This has to be super relatable with parents

(47:17):
and kids who are just learning how to use the
phone or the iPad, because I'm imagining a toddler ain't
slapping a bunch of buttons and making it exactly to
order this, order this, many proceed to check out go
It's got to be right in that wheelhouse Amy anything.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Well, when my kids first got to America, we adopted
and they were older, and we were like, oh, let's
get on these Amazon fire tablets.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
And I guess we didn't.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Turn off something on my daughter's Amazon tablet, and she
was able to buy like a bunch of things, and
I don't remember exactly what it was, but it was
hundreds of dollars.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
And she know what she was doing.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Oh yeah, probably she's pretty savvy.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Maybe she didn't think it would get back to you
since it was her tablet.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Yeah, I'm like, was it music? I honestly can't remember.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
I just know when we called Amazon, they refunded us immediately,
so that part.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Was cool and you got to keep the other stuff
or was it digital?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
It was all digital because it was on the fire
tablet and we were like, oh, we need to make
sure that this toggle is on and this toggle is
on for like parental controls and all of that. But
it surprised me how easy it was for the Amazon
probably dealt with it a lot, and they're like, oh, yeah,
no problem, here's a refund.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Like TOUTSI Pops. I'd have been a little happier about, Yeah,
TUTSI Pops are awesome.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
You did the thing with the star, and it became
the stupid thing where if you opened your TOUTSI Pop
and there was the Native American with the arrow and
there was a star on it, and you stuck your
stick through the star, then you made a wish. I'm
convinced that was them just marketing toward kids.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Oh really, I mean I knew about the star thing
and thought it was cool, but I never knew there
was a whole thing where you stick the stick in
it and make a wish.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Is that an Arkansas thing or just universal?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Why has it got to be an Arkansas thing? Because
that yeah, you're up there here, it's Okay, I start
start crying.

Speaker 5 (49:03):
Oy, you just made that story up in your head.
What story that I was saying? Why does it have
to be from Arkansas?

Speaker 4 (49:09):
As you said, is that an Arkansas thing?

Speaker 5 (49:10):
Yeah, because that's where you grew up. Sometimes things are
regional potato potato.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
I'm kidding.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
I'm just kidding, Eddie.

Speaker 9 (49:17):
Yeah, my oldest like when he's seventeen now, but I
think he was probably nine or ten, and he was
playing the game Subway Surfers, and I guess our credit
card was already programmed with the.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Phone in at purchases power ups.

Speaker 9 (49:29):
Dude, he spent like two hundred and fifty dollars of
power love.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
A power up? I felt that I love a power up.

Speaker 9 (49:36):
And what's crazy is we called Apple. We're like, this
is like what do we do here and there? Like
it happens all the time. We'll just we'll just take
all those power ups away and now and then we
got our money back.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
They used them so different ish. But my grandmother raised
me for a lot of my life. And I remember
seeing on television you call this nine hundred number and
talk to your favorite Major League Baseball stars, and they
had Andre Dawson.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Oh, yeah, different, good point.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
I was a kid. I didn't know what Kitty after
Dark was, and so I could talk to Andre Dawson,
Mark Grace, two of my favorite cubs. And so you call,
and it was two ninety nine in the first minute,
ninety nine cents each additional minute. So I called, and
then I realized it was recordings from these guys. I
didn't really keep me from calling again because I thought

(50:22):
I would hang out before the first minute and never
get charged. So I'd listen to the first fifty seconds
of Mark Grace. Hey, thanks for calling. Let me tell
you all of my favorite baseball stories. Grandma got the bill.
It was like one hundred and ten dollars. Oh my gosh, yeah,
she called. They even then they wipe most of it away.
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
Back in the day, they understand lunchbox, your kids anything.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
No, they're too young.

Speaker 6 (50:42):
They don't really know how to get on Amazon or
anything like that. They don't know how to get on
an iPad. They don't know how to do any of that.
So so far, so good.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
He's like, oh, I did, my wife had no idea.
Let's talk to Sarah and Florida. Sarah, you're on the show.
What happened with you.

Speaker 11 (50:58):
Morning studio? Well, my son had just turned sixty years
old and we had a birthday party for him, and
he got a bunch of gift cards, which he was sick,
so he didn't understand how that worked. He thought that
that just meant he had money. And we also didn't
realize he knew how to use Amazon, but he did,
and we woke up the next morning to an email

(51:21):
that said he ordered a thousand Pokemon cards and an
Airsoft rifle.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Oh nice, sounds fun. Yeah, sounds fun? And so how
much total?

Speaker 11 (51:34):
It was just over five hundred and fifty dollars?

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Oh and how much did you? Are you able to
send anything back and get a refund?

Speaker 11 (51:42):
No, we tried and it was already being delivered. I
could have sent it back, but I ended up just
keeping the Airsoft rifle and we're waiting untill he's older
to let him play with it.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
She's like, we kept it, We tied him ou and
we shot him with it.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Will you do that again, no, ma'am? Yeah, dang, that stinks, Sarah.
I appreciate that call. Thank you very much.

Speaker 11 (52:04):
Thank you, y'all, have a good day you too.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Thank you so much for calling. Really eight seven seven
seventy seven, Bobby is our number. Let's got a Rebecca
listening in Maryland. Rebecca, what is your story?

Speaker 11 (52:16):
So my five year old son, this was last year.
He got super into ninjas and decided that he was
gonna hop on Amazon with his friends and order Morning Stars,
a dagger and a ninja outfit. So it was kind
of crazy as well as nunchucks. Actually, it's kind of

(52:37):
crazy because it didn't end up being that expensive, which
was shocking to me. It was only like two hundred
and fifty dollars, but they were all real so oh
for a five year old obviously. So yes, we did
end up sending them back and got a full refund,
but I let him keep it in.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Ja out fit.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Oh, can makes me want a ninja outfit because those
and all this other stuff, well the stuff I don't
hurt myself, but like scrubs look so comfortable, so does
a ninja outfit it does. Yeah, and then I can
cover up no one even know who I am, right,
and then you wrap your face move around places quietly.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
You know what ninjas could do though, They could hide
their vulnerabilities, They could take their testicles and push in
their stomach. What they could not they could the good ones.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
So well, that's a vulnerable spot.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
So let's imagine you're fighting a ninja right now. Imagine
this a lot a fighting ninja and then I kick
them with the balls and they go nothing here, can't
hurt me, tucked away.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
I'm like, what happened? My vulnerability has been tucked?

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Tell me that ain't coo?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
I mean you just made me Google? Can ninjas really
hide their the Internet?

Speaker 4 (53:47):
The Internet will say no because they don't want you
to know.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
Okay, they say in a literal sense, they cannot.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Okay, what's the figurative sense?

Speaker 5 (53:57):
The term life typed in balls?

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Okay, I said, can ninja's really hide their balls?

Speaker 3 (54:03):
That's a weird way to ask that.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
No, ninjas do not have any specific techniques that hide
their balls in the literal sense. The term balls is
often used humorously in the context of ninja lore, But
ninja's focused on stealth, infiltration and espionage or not hiding
body parts.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Yeah, Mike, look up the real version. Okay, go to
the dark web. That's where we find the good stuff.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
Okay, let me get more scientific.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Testicles can ninjas. Google this can ninja? How did ninjas
protect our testicles? Okay, can we find me in ninjasuit?

Speaker 4 (54:39):
I want to wear it actually on the show the
whole week. Yeah, I want to wear a ninjasuit every
day on the show.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Go ahead.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Okay, they wear compression shorts.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
It does what compresses.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Fitting underpants or spandex underneath their attire to keep the
testicles snug and minimize the risk of injury during movement
and potential impact. So they're just you said they were
talking them what.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
I've done in my training. They can tuck them up
in now.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
The media does portray that they're able to do something
like you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
But that's media, and you know what, if you're thinking
about the media always truthful. That's one thing we know. Okay,
we're idiots. Let me do Hey, Rebecca, do you know
where he got the ninja out fit? Was it cool?

Speaker 11 (55:24):
It was pretty cool. He ended up wearing it for Halloween,
but I don't know.

Speaker 17 (55:28):
It was just awful Amazon.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Okay, well, thank you for the call. You have inspired.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Thank you? Is it? Let me ask a question if
I were a ninja. Oh so, people get in trouble
for putting on the head dress because they're like, hey,
you can't dress like a Native American if they're not
Native American. I'm not a ninja.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Yeah, but I don't think is ninja specific to a
group of people.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
I mean, I know that the anybody.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Asian are there American ninjas. Maybe that's the way it
used to be. You know, Suma wrestlers stuck their stuff
up in their thing too. Suma wrestlers fly by throwing
each other around and jumping. I gotta get one of
these two.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
It says there are American ninja warriors.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Pulling the testes up behind the pubis gives them some
measure of protection against the crack crashing blows of their
opponent compression underwear behind it. That's what they would call
in the NFL.

Speaker 13 (56:23):
The tuck rule.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Bobby, you're good. You can be an all American ninja.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
I can you have to wear an American flag?

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Though to say I'm not appropriating.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Can you find me a ninja outfit costume? Okay? Cool?
I feel good. This thing turned into a big one eighty.
But we'll take more calls on. Oh man, there's an
awesome one there. How much of the sword? Oh, you're
on the website.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Now, yeah, wait a second, this is just that TV
show where they like.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
Do all obstacle courses.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Oh yeah, that's a real ninja I know. Now that's
what she was like on the TV show American Ninja.
Can they stick their testicles? No, of course not. Okay?

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Is it okay to dress like in Ninja?

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Go ahead? Will you hit that please? As long as
you treat the costume and culture with respect, there is
no harm in wearing them. Okay, le's for how.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Did you type in is it okay for a white
guy from Arkansas?

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Way?

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Do you gotta go to Arkansas again?

Speaker 5 (57:21):
Get back because again that's where you're from.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Yeah, okay, we'll come back with the news. Thank you.
Got a mom and the mom and Kentucky looked down
on the porch and there were just stacks of boxes
of suckers. Kid ordered seventy thousand suckers. Hilarious for us,
not for her. Uh So it's like, hey, what'd your
kids spend? Accidentally? I have Melissa and DC who's on

(57:45):
right now. Hey, Melissa, thank you for calling the show.
Will you please tell us your story.

Speaker 11 (57:49):
Morning studio morning.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Hi.

Speaker 11 (57:52):
Yeah, so this is about my old my oldest. He's
thirteen now, but when he was two, he had grabbed
his dad's phone off of the couch and proceeded to
open up the Group one app and he absolutely purchased
us a trip to Ireland.

Speaker 8 (58:10):
No, that's the biggest and best.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
Okay, so what do you mean a trip to money?

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Like? What part? What parts of the truck?

Speaker 12 (58:21):
So it was like the whole It was when they
used to do the.

Speaker 11 (58:23):
Whole bundles, like the trip bundles with So it didn't
include airfare, but it had multiple hotels, a tour bus, guys, a.

Speaker 15 (58:31):
Bunch of stuff included in it.

Speaker 11 (58:33):
It was about fifteen hundred dollars and we've found out
two weeks later the beauty was out of our bank account.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
When he's a travel agent, like ten years, you look
back and you're like, this is what started it off?

Speaker 9 (58:45):
Or he's traveler don't know and that's a thoughtful two
year old travel blogger going to be any of this.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
So what happened with the money? Did you have to go?
Did you get a refund?

Speaker 15 (58:55):
No?

Speaker 11 (58:55):
So we were able to call them.

Speaker 12 (58:56):
So this was before you know.

Speaker 11 (58:58):
Now you can make sure.

Speaker 15 (59:00):
That you can't accidentally purchase these things.

Speaker 11 (59:03):
So we were able to call and kind of explain.
It did take a while for the money to get
back into our account, but yeah, we were able to
get the money back.

Speaker 15 (59:09):
But that story just kind of follows him around forever.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Yeah, he went hard. I respected. How's it going now
where we live here? Yes, Melissa, thank you for the call.
I hope you have a great rest of the day.

Speaker 11 (59:22):
Can you say hi to my two sons. We listened
to y'all every morning. Landon and Blake.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Which one's the Ireland?

Speaker 3 (59:27):
One?

Speaker 11 (59:28):
Landon is the Ireland?

Speaker 12 (59:29):
All right?

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Irish Landon? What up? Buddy? Blake? What out? Buddy? All right?
Thank you for listening.

Speaker 11 (59:34):
Thanks Bobby, all right?

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Buye oscar Colleen? Who's on? Colleen in Arkansas? Hey, Colleen, Hi.

Speaker 20 (59:42):
There morning studio. So I'm in that, you know, not
far from your loved fantol.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
She's been taking shots all day.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (59:55):
Anyway, So years ago are now twenty six year old
is a fireman now in Shaanfrancis, Go. But years ago
my husband and I on a dime, tagged along with
our very wealthy friends and we got stucked into one
room at the Grand Wailea in Hawaii. And we like
were the family that brought cheerials in our lunch in
our suitcases so we.

Speaker 11 (01:00:14):
Could really watch our pennies.

Speaker 15 (01:00:16):
And anyway, so we're at the pool and.

Speaker 11 (01:00:18):
That was kind of the year.

Speaker 15 (01:00:19):
Of the timeframe when dippin'ducks came out, and.

Speaker 20 (01:00:21):
This kid, our youngest, was in kindergarten and so we
told me, this is where you at the Dippin' dots
if you want them when you get out.

Speaker 15 (01:00:27):
Of the pool or something, you know, so you could
get them right then.

Speaker 20 (01:00:30):
Well, we didn't know for the whole trip. He was
giving them to everyone at the pool, all the kids, everybody.

Speaker 11 (01:00:36):
And here's all these very very.

Speaker 15 (01:00:37):
Wealthy, very wealthy families. For instance, next to.

Speaker 11 (01:00:40):
Us in the savannah.

Speaker 15 (01:00:41):
Because we're just in our little beach chair.

Speaker 20 (01:00:44):
Right, but the savannah next to us is Magic Johnson
and Cookie and their kids. And I kept saying to
my husband's I go.

Speaker 15 (01:00:51):
I said, wow, those Josh the kids really like playing
with our kids.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
And we had just tons of photos with.

Speaker 15 (01:00:56):
Their kids and us, and I'm.

Speaker 20 (01:00:58):
Like, now going thinking, because they're probably give them all
the Dippin' dots.

Speaker 11 (01:01:01):
So we go to check out ever ever knew ever
the whole time. And after five and a half day,
six days something like that, we go to check out
and we have hundreds of dollars a dippin' dot on
our bill and I think it was over five hundred.
They don't recall.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Wow, so that's a lot of dipping. Like dippin' dots
are awesome, But spend five hundred, six hundred bucks on
just dippin' dots, charge it to the room.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
That's a lot of dots.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
You know. He was loved by the other kids. Yeah,
that's how you make friends. You have free stuff to
give away. Yeah, morn dippin' dots. Also the ice coming
in the future. Yeah, and now here we are in
the future. Still still the ice com in the future. Yes, Colleen,
thank you very much.

Speaker 11 (01:01:38):
Okay, good bye, I have a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
One more. Let's go to Maddie and Tulsa, Oklahoma. Who
is listening, Maddie, you're on the show.

Speaker 12 (01:01:45):
Good morning, Good morning studio.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
How are you morning?

Speaker 12 (01:01:51):
So I was really calling because I heard.

Speaker 15 (01:01:53):
Lunchbox say that his kid wasn't old enough to get
into any of this. And I don't know how old
this kid is, but.

Speaker 12 (01:02:00):
My son, I think this started when he was about
four months old and went on so he was almost
a year I would say, So, I noticed a random
charge on my Amazon Prime account through the TV with
some show I've never watched before, and so I called Amazon.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
What was a few charges?

Speaker 12 (01:02:19):
They called Amazon and he's like it was originally White Lotus.
He's like, pretty sure you've never watched this? He said, no, sir,
I've never heard of it. And so he reads me
off this laundry list of TV shows, movies, music, music
subscription that I had bought over the last six months,
and it came to be it was over four hundred dollars,

(01:02:41):
but he could only refund me for the past six months.

Speaker 15 (01:02:44):
And what had happened was my son loved to play
with the remote.

Speaker 12 (01:02:47):
He would use it as his teething toy.

Speaker 11 (01:02:48):
He just wanted to press.

Speaker 20 (01:02:49):
The button.

Speaker 12 (01:02:51):
And we were, you know, it was innocent. Everybody's like,
don't let.

Speaker 11 (01:02:56):
Him play with the remote, and we're like, well, he likes.

Speaker 12 (01:02:58):
It, you know, like, what harm could he do? That's
the harm that he did.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
That's funny because he didn't know what he was doing.
He was biting down on it. So it was everything
that possibly could go wrong. Went wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
How was White Lotus for him? By the way, he
loved it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
He's like Man Season two definitely the best of the Maddie,
thank you for the call.

Speaker 11 (01:03:18):
Yeah, I'm gonna say he didn't even watch it.

Speaker 12 (01:03:21):
The Amazon guy said, only six minutes of White Lotus
is watch.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
He got bored like I did the first time I
watched it. Maddie, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Hope you have an awesome day.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
You all right? That's fine? Bobby Bone show.

Speaker 19 (01:03:35):
Sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
Up today, this story comes up from Jonesboro, Arkansas. The
head of a school has been busted as the ringleader
of a kid fight club.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
How young are the kids.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
We're talking in elementary school?

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (01:03:50):
One of the videos you can see him saying, hey,
hit him in the privates, hit him in the privates.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
He was also coaching him, so that it's a her Okay,
So what were they getting out of it?

Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
I don't know, but she is the ringleader. And then
three other teachers were arrested also, two female, one male teacher.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
So bad, right, they should never be able to be
around kids in that way ever. Again, Secondly, why would
you do it unless you're like betting on it? So
I'm picturing people around throwing dollars at the ground.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
That's a great question.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Maybe they just like it. Some people like that stuff.
I mean videos four adults, you think one of them
would go, guys, we're gonna get in a lot of
trouble when this gets out. And you don't think the
kids are gonna have bruises, are gonna go home? If
it's like sixteen and seventeen year olds, at least they
have the agency within them to go. Maybe I do,
Maybe I don't. That's why that's jail, right, Yeah, they're
facing child abuse charges. Yeah, that's jail. You can't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
No, I know there's four irresponsible teachers out there, like
in general, but that they all ended up in the.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
Same no no, no teacher. She's the director of the whole school.
No no. But weren't there four people involved?

Speaker 12 (01:04:55):
Ye?

Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
Yeah, I'm saying, like the director comes to you and says, hey,
I'm gonna need you to get some kids to fight.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
You're probably like, oh, that's the director.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Maybe they felt pressured, like jobs all.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
You told on her one time they're out like that's
one of those where it goes HR and maybe HR
is like I don't know, if you go to and
say this is happening, that person's out, you're never going
to be messed with. That's crazy. And also it's kids.
That's not something you even worry about. If kids are
getting hurt, you just go right to it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
But then what were they getting out of it?

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Twenties fifties Like, it's not like you can put that
on TikTok.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
That is so dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Okay, I'm lunch box. That's your bonehead. Story of the day.
They did a Pick three lottery, which they do in
North Carolina, and zero zero zero hit and so over
five thousand people hit, which I think I would probably
shy away from playing the same three numbers unless it
wasn't an all split. But over five four hundred and

(01:05:48):
twenty people did zero zero zero. If you did fifty cents,
you want two hundred and fifty dollars, It just it
can't be a split then, and one dollar tickets earned
five hundred dollars. But I'm a mad think this is
too cheap for your blood?

Speaker 12 (01:06:02):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:06:02):
Oh yeah, I've never played Pick three in my life.
I'm not trying to win two hundred dollars. I'm here
to get.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Rich and retire two hundred million, yes, or just play
scratch offs?

Speaker 6 (01:06:12):
Yeah, but those have a million dollar prizes.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Would you ever play because again, this is only three,
but if you did the six, do you ever play
the same numbers? Never? You can't, though, right, because the
ball comes out and then it's dead.

Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
Right, there's no, there's not multiple numbers, like there's not
two fifty fives and there.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
It can't be just one machine. It's not six different numbers, right?
Would you ever pick zero zero zero? Though? That's weird,
Like I have codes or something. I wouldn't do six,
six to six, that's true, that's evil. I've met a
lot of people do six six six, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
But if you win money from that, are you scared
of it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
I think seven seven seven's probably done a lot. Yes,
that's nice.

Speaker 8 (01:06:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Zero zero zero is fine. It hit, But like one
buck said, I don't know that I'm throwing gonna throw
money at this for five hundred dollars. It's not even
that I think it's not worth it. But I think
I'd rather buy a scratch off.

Speaker 6 (01:07:01):
Yeah, he'd rather buy a dollar scratch off and have
a chance to win five hundred thousand dollars, not fifty cents.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Now, I sound like lunchbox, so I don't like thanky.
I don't like that. Buy Everybody.

Speaker 7 (01:07:10):
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