TUES PT 1: Lunchbox's Fight With Middle School Kids + 21 Year Old Man Leaves Bride To Get With Her Mom + Happy Birthday Chris Stapleton!

Lunchbox revealed why he almost got into a fight with some middle school kids. We questioned his decision and whether he was putting himself in danger.  Bobby shared a crazy story of a man who left his bride to get with her mom. We celebrated Chris Stapleton's birthday by sharing interesting facts about his life that we have learned from him over the years through interviews.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
This Welcome to Tuesday Show Morning Studio Morning. So Lunchbox
kind of fought with some middle school kids. Have you
guys heard this story?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Does anybody know what butt me?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Okay, then I'm gonna remove myself and let him tell
it and let you guys make up your own minds.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Okay, Okay, I'll recuse myself from the story.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Lunchbox, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
So my three year old and five year old were
a couple of doors down. They have a swing in
the front yard, and they were just swinging on the swing,
having a good old time. And these three middle school
dudes go walking by, and I don't think anything of it,
no big deal. And then here come my three year
old and five year old running home, and they look
upset and they're like.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Da dada.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Those kids told us they were gonna slap us in
the face and knock us out of the swing. Why
would they say that? And then that's my time. I'm like,
what do I do here? I'm like, I'm sorry they
said that to them. Do I go confront these middle
schoolers or do I just leave them alone? Do I
just let it go?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I would say, I would say leave them alone, let
it go.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
You don't win. You don't win fighting adults versus kids.
Even if you're right, you don't. That's not a win.
So so I jumped on my bike. See this is
where the adult part gets swept out because middle school, you.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Know, because they're about a block block and half away,
and I'm like, I'm not going to run after him.
I'll just jump on my bike. And I ride up
to him and said, guys, what are we doing? Does
it make you feel cool to talk to a three
and five year old like that? Let's not be a
bunch of dumb asses. Oh said that to the kids? Yeah,
describe the kids you're talking to thirteen maybe thirteen, probably

(01:50):
eighth grade, seventh or eighth grade, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
And they think they're so funny. Were they just bratty
enough to swing on you though, because then you get
into a place where you can't hit back, and now
you're getting beat up at thirteen year olds.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Were they much smaller than you?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, because they were definitely tall. I mean, did it
startle them that an adult man comes up on a
bike too?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
They're like, oh uh uh, I mean we're just playing
And I was like, no, no, you can't like, it's
a three and five year old? Does it make you
feel tough to talk to them that way?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
And they're like, okay, I agree with everything you said
and feel. I think it's tough when you don't know
the kids. And then what if their parents were nearby
watching an adult man come up to them threaten them,
then their parents jump in and hold on, there was
no there was no threat.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
I said, you did say a curse word, and you did.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Where was the curseword?

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Dumb?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Dumb?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, that's a curse word. And then secondly, you did
approach them on a bike aggressively. Yeah, with your baseball
car and your spokes.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
He rang his bell when he pulled down.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I agree with what you felt. I even agree with
what you said.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
It's just risky to do that with kids because ain't
your kids and you really you're also going on your
three and five year old's word of exactly how it
went down. Hi.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, but I mean my three and five year old
they don't ever say anything. I mean, you know what
I mean. I did see the kids walk by, and
then my kids immediately come running back and they look upset.
I'm like, man, these kids are threatening a three and
five year old, like how.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
But how threatening were they really if they're just idiot
thirteen year olds yelling at kids on a.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
Swing and wasn't lunchdogs an idiot thirteen year old?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, but I wouldn't talk trash to a three year old.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
It's like, you know how small a three year old is, guys,
a three year old is tiny.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
You know what a three year old looks like when
you're thirteen. Maybe he was taking it on the five
year old and three old, which is there could have been. Again,
I agree with how you felt. I don't agree that
you should have gone up to the kids and been like, hey,
DA's it's definitely risky. It's risky because all he needs
another parent, I said. I didn't call him das. I said,
let's not be DA's. Same thing.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
If you're saying it, it's the same thing that means
you are so let's not.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Okay. Maybe it does, but I felt like I handled
the situation because I was like, man, this is the
It was my first time I've ever having that moment
of what do you do like the other kids mess
with your kids?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Did it feel good? Did you win?

Speaker 4 (04:00):
I didn feel good?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
And I was like yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
I mean, I let those kids know, hey, don't mess
with my kids. Do you feel like you were telling
you though a version of you when you were thirteen
A little bit?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Because I remember my dad selling some kids when they
had messed with my brother's car.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
They had broken the windshield, oh gosh.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
And he saw him one day and he told them,
don't amp with any cars tonight. They're like, excuse me, goes, Look,
you guys got to go to bed. You want to
help with cars. I can have with your car all
night because I don't have to go to sleep. Never
mess with my brother's car again.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
But you are also the kid messing with cars. I
was and throwing tennis balls on the interstate of people.
I was, yeah, okay, uh, I feel like I give
it a C minus. You get to pass because nothing
bad happened. But if I'm grading this whole thing, I
give it a C minus. I don't think you should
go out after other people's kids, though, because they didn't
really do anything to your kids except yell at them. Yeah,

(04:51):
they kind of threatened them. Okay, we'll slap you out
of that swing.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Amy.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
What do you if you're what do you give his
grade for his actions. I give him a bee honorable
what for his reaction. But he has to stand up
for his kids, and like I got to other kids
to an adult, maybe you go to their parents, You
find their parents and go to their parents.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
Okay, I know, but you're talking to someone.

Speaker 7 (05:12):
When those kids stole from my kids, I went and
confronted them, and the police told me not to.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Why do you think the police told you not to?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Exactly like the point, exactly.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
The point the cops told you not.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Let me tell you something. It takes a village, and
Lunchbox did the right thing by telling them not to
mess with it.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
So he got to see a b in an a.
I think it's okay to tell kids not to mess
with them, but to go up to him on a
bike on the road when you don't know who's around
their parents, I think that he puts himself in danger.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Anonymous, there's a question.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
To be Hello, Bobby Bones. Begin of our relationship, before
things were serious, I cheated on my boyfriend with my ex.
We've been together for five years and now we're talking
about getting married, but I still carry the guilt like
it happened yesterday. He has no idea and part of

(06:13):
me wants to come clean before we take that next step,
but I'm terrified it'll destroy everything.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Is honesty still the right thing? This far down the line?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Is it selfish of me to want to clear my
conscious at the cost of our relationship? Signed regretful girlfriend. So,
because it bothers you so much, it's only going to
bother you worse. Like this thing's going to fester and
eventually it is going to come out. Because it bothers
you like this now, it is going to bother you
worse later. That could be next week, it could be

(06:43):
five years after you're married. It is only going to intensify.
So because it bothers you now, I would say you
do need to come clean. If you're going, I don't
really bothered by it, and my boyfriend's dead so no
one will ever know. Then I could see, really it
doesn't help anything.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
There's only no reason.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
But if it bothers you, it's only going to bother
you more the further you go down the railroad tracks.
So yes, you absolutely have to tell them because it's
gonna take away the joy of getting married, the joy
of going on your honeymoon, the joy of all these firsts,
that you're doing as a couple. As a unit, You're

(07:26):
always gonna think about this and how you're not being honest.
It will be difficult. If you're very honest about it
and he's the person you think he is, he's probably
going to a react in a way that isn't fun.
B be hurt, C get over it, D you guys
get married. That would be my prediction because if you're

(07:47):
being honest with me, it was before you guys were serious.
It still sucks. He also gets to be hurt by it.
You have to allow that because that sucks. But it's
going to fester because I can tell it bothers you
or you wouldn't be emailing me. So yes, you must
tell him. You must do it asap because the closer
you get to getting married, the harder it's going to

(08:08):
be Cat in the hat, Jack Spratt eat no fat.
So that's why I say so yes, it's okay, go
do it. Sometimes things are hard, and this is one
of those times. But you have to give him. He
gets to have his reaction and that sucks, but you're
not going to enjoy it like you will if you don't.

Speaker 7 (08:27):
Also, you're giving him a chance to have a reaction
before he's also married. He'd rather know now before, unless
y'all are five years in and then you tell him
and he's like, well, why.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Didn't tell me before.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
That's also a theory. You could do that too. Then
you have him, it's harder for him to break away.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
Oh no, no, no, you need to do it before.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
But my point is you're not going to enjoy those
things if you're not honest with him. You're not gonna
So you're not gonna enjoy getting married as much if
you're not honest with him, because it's already bothering you.
So yeah, let him know unless like the exit dad,
and no way over know that would be nice. And
you said financially people find crap out usually though people
find crowd out, like generally, it's gonna come out eventually.
All right, there you go, close it up. The whole

(09:06):
story is the guy's about to marry this girl and instead,
nine days before the wedding, he runs off with her mom.
What no way, whoa whoa whoa? Like that's the fast version,
because I want you to stick around and listen to
the story. That's the story. So it's wild. A twenty
year old man, and that has to be about the
age where this happens, because you're gonna have to be

(09:27):
nineteen to twenty three, and that mom's gonna need to
be like eighteen to twenty one years older. Fur there
to still be some kind of attraction that's not I'm
attracted to old people.

Speaker 6 (09:36):
Yeah, like maybe there's something deeper.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, right, so because you can be forty one, forty
two and still be hot loo at Amy right there, Yeah, exactly,
perfect example, perfect because right, I mean any older. If
she's like in her fifties and he's then it's like, okay,
why do you have a mema fetish?

Speaker 6 (09:53):
Yeah, like what's up with that?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
This just happens to fall right in the area where
you can be This twenty year old guy a low
with his forty year old soon to be mother in
law nine days before the wedding. The groom was set
to marry on Wednesday, but on April sixth, he left
his home under the pretense of shopping for wedding clothes
and then later informed his dad, Hey, I'm gonna be gone,

(10:15):
don't search for me. Weird, which is a weird thing.
And I'm thinking, Okay, when's the ransom note coming. But
they and people had said they had an unusual relationship anyway,
that it was even noticeable how close they were, So
this probably wasn't a last minute This was probably a

(10:36):
should we shouldn't we should we shouldn't we all the
way leading up to it until they ran away. But
think of the relationships that have now been busted. Not
only him and his soon to be bride, that's the
least important of them. How about her and her moms.
Oh that's terrible. We can't talk ever again. Okay, what
about the dad with his son? Think the dad's like,

(10:57):
I feel you sogned because that relationship is not broken.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Right, he's probably just like whatever, he's happy.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
That's so weird. I don't know that he's happy. He
probably got He's got to think. It's weird because.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
You're not completely proud of him for doing that.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
No, but are you proud of him for following his
own legend and purpose? You know what you didn't something
didn't happen that you knew would be a mistake. And
I'm glad you did it because that could be a
part of it.

Speaker 7 (11:19):
But man, this is bizarre, Like you can still follow
your heart but like break up with the daughter. Don't
like just run away, take some time and then say, Okay,
I'm dating your mom.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
That's also weird, but yes, and I'm assuming the mom's single.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
It does not say that her dad was mad or
that the mom's husband was Yes, my assumption would be yes.
So I can give you some more of this. They
were seen to have an unusually close relationship. There were
frequent phone conversations. The daughter chose not to intervene when

(11:56):
things started to and I think the daughter was feeling like, wow,
I love it so close.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
He like moments before Bobby's wedding to Kaitlin, He's like,
you go off with her mom. I'm trying to just
picture it because it's like so wed.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
I'm not attached to this in any way, but you
know what, Lunchbox and his mother in law.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Doesn't have a thing.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
But we don't have a thing. She has a thing
for me, go ahead, she has She likes to flirt
with me, she likes to rub my head. She does
makes comments like gives me eyes and it just sends
me text messages.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Don't forget to say happy birthday to me. It's like, okay,
and you've said that had you acted especially early on,
she definitely would have been about about it. But now
you don't think so because you got kids and grand kids.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
I would hope, not hope.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
But you're not for sure.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah, I'm not one hundred. I don't want to commit
to that.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, this from oddity Central, and it's all right. Everything
had to work exactly right for this to happen. I
was a twenty or two young to get married anyway.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
Oh, there's a lot of twenty year olds that still do.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
It right, which still doesn't mean that that's the age
until you're like thirty five.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
Just chill.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Thirty five, Yeah, thirty five, ye, yeah, chill until you're
thirty five as a dude, just chill right. Yeah. A
guy develops a fungal lung infection. Now this one does
remind me of Lunchbox. Oh, so he has fungus in
his lungs because he has a habit of smelling his
dirty socks. Oh really, and you do this I do

(13:37):
do every time I take my socks off.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
I smelled him. And what's funny is I take the
right one off and I smell it, and then I
take the left one off and I smell it. They
probably smell about the same, but I smell both of
them just to see what it is. It's sort of
like when I get ready for a soccer game, I
sniff my shin guards every time.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
So he was hurting, he was wheezing, his cough began
to get more and more painful, and his eyes were bloodshots.
He goes to the doctor and they look in his
lungs and there's like suspicious shadows what they called him.
So they did aronch YSCOPI where they go into his
bronchial and they're like, hey, this is infected. So then
they go into his home and they're like, okay, let's

(14:16):
check out the air. That's the first thing you're thinking, like,
what's the air circulation? All good through conversation and look,
if it's me, I don't think I'm ever admitting that
I'm smelling my socks. I think I'm getting to that
point in my head and going, oh, I should just
stop this. But no, that's what it was. After taking
a pair of his dirty socks and analyzing it, doctors
found traces of two awful I can't even pronounce type bacteria. Yeah,

(14:39):
and they determined that his habit was causing the infection.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
Oh really, is that how he got his use infection?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Lunchbox is you were licky? Eat your socks? I don't
eat them.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
I just sniff them, just smell them.

Speaker 7 (14:49):
Yeah, particles like can see if he's taking a whiff,
it could go to his throat.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Warn socks contain sweat, salt, euria, and the warm humid
environment inside the sh you pro mutch fungal growth. So
up you're sniffing on that's going inside of your nose.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, that's crazy that if you smell something well into
your lungs, So does that go like spoiled milk like
whatever bacteria that is?

Speaker 1 (15:10):
I think you're smelling a lot of it. And it's
not just the smell of it, it's the actual particles, Yeah,
that you're breathing in.

Speaker 7 (15:16):
If you have in your home like you, it does
a lot of damage internally because you're.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
You're just smelling it. It's yes, yeah, and it wasn't once,
but yours isn't once either, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
So Eddie, you smell the milk once, it's not probably
jumping into your lungs. It's probably every day. So what
did you learn from this, then I could get an
infection in my lungs. Not that I'm going to quit,
but I'm going to keep doing it. Because you want
to know how your socks smell.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I don't want to know.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
I don't know that I've ever just smelled my socks.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Seriously, he's addicted. You can't quit like the people that
eat their hair. It's not an addiction. It's just as
people say, exact habit. Yeah, fine line habit addiction. It's
like biting your fingernails. It's a habit. You do it.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
It's something you started doing and you just keep doing it.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Now this makes sense as to why he has all
the infections all the time. It's time for the good news.

Speaker 7 (16:13):
When Natalia Terene, a twenty eight year old pregnant woman
in South Carolina, felt a tight feeling in her jaw,
she decided to enter her symptoms into chat GPT. So
she's telling AI, this is what's going on, and so
her phone's like check your blood pressure now, so she
does and it's one forty two over one oh nine.
When she enters those numbers into her phone, they reply

(16:34):
back with call an ambulance.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Now I don't know what those numbers mean.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
I don't either.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
And also, how do you check your blood pressure?

Speaker 6 (16:41):
She must have a blood pressure, must.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Have like something. Yeah, that's not a thing. We can't
like feel it ourselves, right, Okay, No.

Speaker 6 (16:47):
It's like a heart rate.

Speaker 7 (16:49):
But this is a high number for her. So when
she gets to the emergency or room, her blood pressure.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
Had gotten even higher.

Speaker 7 (16:56):
So they diagnosed her with this serious like pregnancy related
blood pressure condition and they ended up inducing her, so
she gave birth that night. If she had just gone
to bed with these symptoms and not entered them into
her phone, which she was considering doing, she could have died.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
So is AI chat, GPT, whichever one you want to use?
Is that the new Apple Watch?

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I guess, but you have to tell it though it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Apple watches tell you have But Apple Watch tells me
to stand up too. O. Don't like that.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
My Apple Watch tells me too much. Crap you stand?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (17:27):
Yeah, you know why it's telling you to stand up though,
because sitting is the new smoking.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
No it's not, but I heard you.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
I understand.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
That's crazy because sometimes I need to sit down if
I'm up a lot. I never need to smoke. I'm addicted.

Speaker 7 (17:42):
Yeah yeah, okay, So shout out chat GPT and Natalia
for entering her symptoms.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
There. That's what it's all about. That was telling me
something good. Imagine you're on a flight and you land,
it's kind of late, and you can't get off the
flight because they don't have the proper protocol to get
you off the flight. And sometimes this happens in the
middle of the day and they're like, hey, everybody, were delayed,
so we can't let you off the flight.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
But imagine you have to do it overnight. So listen
to this goo.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
Lorraine Fushi just one of nearly three hundred Delta passengers
forced to stay aboard two grounded planes for more than
six hours overnight to Montgomery, Alabama.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
We had prestols over and over again. After a while,
I did take a nap.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
The airline says.

Speaker 8 (18:25):
Severe thunderstorms forced two international flights, one from Mexico City,
the other from Cabo San Lucas, both heading to Atlanta's
International Airport to divert to Montgomery's much smaller regional airport.
Delta says that airport didn't have custom staff to process
international passengers, so everyone had to stay put until the
airport worked out a plan with federal officials, so.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
They got no customs because they didn't mean to land
there because the thunderstorms. So for six hours they sat
on the plane. It was overnight. So if I'm the airline,
I think what I'm doing is slow rolling this six hours,
because if you're letting everybody know, hey, we landed, there's
nobody here, this is gonna be four or five six hours,
They're gonna flip the crap. They're gonna revolt. Oh like,

(19:10):
there's gonna be fights. So I think I slow roll
it all right. Anytime now we could have somebody arriving
and the irritation level will slowly build, but you will
you will also have people on the flight going relax
everybody where if you just like over we're overnight, everybody's
going crazy. Oh that's tough, man, that's tough.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Because I understand the airline they had to like they
were Montgomery.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
I got a question, and this is one of those
two that's not like you land and we're not gonna
let you back in the airport, because those are that
that feels a bit different. You just came from the airport,
and so now we're gonna be stuck for a few hours.
We can let you go back in the airport, but
we got to recheck everybody. This is a bit different
because it's from another country.

Speaker 6 (19:51):
Right.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
So but if you get on that thing and they're like, no,
we're here for six hours overnight. You don't think they're
going crazy on that flight. Oh that's so terrible.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Where if they landed in Atlanta, it's different.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
They if they got all the way to Atlanta, or
they got to Miami, or they had to divert to
another place where people come from other countries. But that sucks.
You don't hear another weird one. There's a teacher and
it was even a vice principal. She was having kids
rub her feet. Oh no, no, no, no, Well, so
let me give you the story first. So a Florida

(20:23):
middle school vice principal was arrest after she made a
thirteen year old student rub her feet, insisting she was
giving the boy, whom she nicknamed Sexy Chocolate, practiced for
his future girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
What principle. They didn't say anything about it went anything
more than the folks. That's all you need, man, I
hear you let me read the story a little more. Uh,
Doctor Doctor Kiva Lark fifty three, was disciplined disciplining the
student in her office for throwing a paper ball across
the classroom when she kicked off her shoes, put her
legs across his lap and said, rub my feet, since

(20:57):
you don't have anything better to do with your hands,
says he was throwing paper. So she's like, all right, well,
if you want to use your hands, let's use them
for something good. Lark was then heard scolding the boy
for not rubbing her feet to her liking, and showed
how she wanted to be massaged by touching the child's
armor and shoulder like she'd grab it me, like, do
it like this? Right? Witnesses said she went as far

(21:18):
as to tell the teen to rub her feet like
he loved her, and told the boy she was showing
him how to give her a massage. So that's from
the New York Post. So let's talk about this first
by itself in a vacuum. Weird, right, Like, if you're
a principal or a vice principal or a doctor what
she is, you have to have an elevated education to do,

(21:40):
yet you still make this irresponsible of a decision. You
can't have a kid rub your feet. You're probably get
in trouble for having somebody who works underr you're a
teacher rub your feet, Yeah, like much less a kid.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Like if you bring a teacher in like a substitute teacher.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
All right, rub him like you love me. You're probably
gonna get in trouble for that too, even though that's
an adult, right, So that all the way around, Like
how a vice principal who has again a doctorate probably
an education do something so dumb? Go ahead, lunchbox. I
don't think it's that bad.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
One of my teachers used to have asked for volunteers
to rub her feet and.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Would you do it? Students would all the time, he's
my question, would you do it? Did it? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (22:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
She would kick off her shoes while she's reading the
story and we'd rub her feet. I don't see the
big deal, but you do see the big deal. Now
as an adult, you do see the big deal. I
forget the nickname because the nickname I think that brings
in a sexy part of it that really isn't part
of the story other than the nickname.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Who gave him the nickname.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
It doesn't matter because he wasn't touched, She wasn't having
him touch her in a place it was sexy, right.
I didn't think it was that. I mean, that's why
I look at it.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
It's like, Okay, she's trying to teach him, like, hey,
if you're gonna throw paper wads like rub my, like
you have.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Something else you can do? You think that, right?

Speaker 4 (22:51):
I don't think it's a big deal. They rub her feet,
You don't.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
You think it's like a real lack of judgment, like
a bad lack of judgment by somebody who you expect
to have a great judgment because they're using judgment over children.
Is footrub really that bad? Ye? Any rub shoulder? I
think if you have a thirteen year old doing rubbing
on adults that are their bosses, basically, that would be
like me ordering you guys to come rub me.

Speaker 6 (23:12):
Every day and our relationships.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, it's not good judgment just because you did it again.
This is with him. He thinks if it happened to
him when he was a kid, that it still should
be allowed.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
And lunch bots, now that you're older, looking back at
you rubbing your teacher's feet, that's not weird to you.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Now, I think it's gross.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
I'm like, oh my gosh, she had her feet and
her shoes, you know what I mean, she'd take her
shoes on, we'd rub her feet.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Like that's disgusting. So it's gross but not weird.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
But it's not weird, Like it's like, like that's so weird,
weird first or second or third grade. You idolize your teachers,
so you think rubbing her feet is so cool.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
That's different.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
I think that, No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
No, it's different than you're idolizing your teachers that you
do anything like that's dangerous. That's not.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
But it's just like you're, oh, she was, it's not.
You guys are looking at it weird and like it.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Is weird even if none of the nicknames happened. An
if you just have a thirteen year I'll come to
your office and rub your feet as a vice principal,
good bad, bad bad.

Speaker 10 (24:08):
I was calling because I wanted to try to win
Bobby's fancy shoes. The white ones. Was like the diamonds
or whatever he said, are on them for my brother.
My brother is be size eleven. He's a firefighter and
he gets so much shoes family, and I thought like
the fancy ones might be nice for him, like when
he goes out of his wife or goes to like

(24:29):
a nice event at the fire department. So please call
me back if I can play a game to win
some shoes for him.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Thank you, you got it.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
We have her on right now. So that was a
voicemail and her name is Leanne. Lianne. Good morning, Good morning,
Bobby Morning, studio morning. So here's what's going to happen
here is we'll have three players. Lianne could pick one
of you to represent her in this game, and if
you win, she wins. Now, if you're new to the show, like,
why is Bobby giving away shoes. I'm at the stage
of my life where I'm like, I have excess and

(24:58):
I don't want to be excess guy, so I'm just
giving away stuff. We have a lot of shoes. I
love shoes. Didn't have shoes as a kid, like good ones,
so I bought a bunch of them, and now I
don't wear them all, so I don't want to have
them all just sitting around the house when other people
can use them. So this is a very expensive pair
of shoes, and we're going to play a game that
we played last week called brand name or generic name.
And so, for example, if I were to say Xerox,

(25:22):
I give you a product, you decide if it's the
brand name or if it's the generic form Xerox. Maybe,
what would you think that is?

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Brand name?

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Lunchbox? I guess brand name, but I don't even know
what Xerox does.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
What does it mean?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Okay, Eddie, that's a brand name, because what do you
think the generic name would be? Copyder machine?

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah? Oh that's what it is. Okay. I was like,
I don't even know whether you got it.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Do you want one more example? Because I feel like
there's no way she's picking lunchbox after that one, So
I want to give one more and can she wants
to pick her? Okay? No, I mean I'm ready, but
she may not pick you because okay, let's do one more. Styrofoam?
Is that the brand name? Is that a brand or
is it the generic name? There's a brand, there's different.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Types of that.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
That's that's the question, because sometimes like people could go
q TeV, but actually it's like a you know one, Yeah,
so this is that though, Amy, what.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
Do you think starphone that's the generic lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
That's generic Eddie. It is the brand name. The generic
name that's a tough one is Polystyrene Pham and Starpham
is a company. Okay, LeAnn, pick your player, Pick your player. Amy.

Speaker 10 (26:40):
I'm gonna go with Eddie because he's sounded the most
confident during.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
The first round.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
And I got it right, did you hear me? Uh,
Ladies and gentlemen, we have one, two, three, five of
these brand name versus generic name. Here we go. Thermos.
Oh yeah, I've heard a Thermos. Well, yeah, I would
hope you'd heard of it. Thermis is definitely well hold on,

(27:08):
hold on on you they're playing What are you doing? Oh?

Speaker 2 (27:11):
I thought I was just playing myself.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
No, you're playing to beat them.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I got you, I got it.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
He was getting pretty bald there.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
I was like, heyn just want to word it out, Dermis.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
I'm in and he's out for three and understanding.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Even Yeah, I get it now, I get it.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
We've also played this game fully one.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Yeah, but I'm trying to think of what the alternative is, like,
I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
To think that's a good way to think of it. Thermos.
Oh man, I'm in, Amy, it's a brand. Lunch Bikes generic.
That is a brand. It is a brand. The generic
name is a vacuum flask. Oh so thermos brand number two.

(27:57):
Stun Gun brand or generic stun gun.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I'm in.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
Are you looking at a thinking?

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Mm hmm?

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Do you think that was weird?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
She staring you down the u C.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
I trying to look at lunch of paper, but from
like a mile away?

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Why are you looking at mine?

Speaker 7 (28:25):
Like?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Why are you all right?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Guys? Stun gun?

Speaker 11 (28:32):
I mean I've been it is easy one, I guess side.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
But whatever, cheating trying to do that? Amy? That is
generic lunchbox Now, it's a brand. The generic is Taser, Eddie.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I'm with Lunchbox. It's a brand name.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Well, there's a popular brand called Taser. It is generic.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
We had a backwards and I had a score.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Amy to Lunchbox zero. Eddie won. Ready to go? Vasoline
brand name or generic product.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
I'm in for the win. I'm in.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I finally get it.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
You finally get the game.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Get a little laid though.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
I'm in.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah, races started like an hour ago. Yeah, Lunchbox, that's
a brandy brand.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
That's a brand, new job.

Speaker 7 (29:25):
What's the generic patrollingum Jellia jelly.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Okay, two left. Amy's in the lead.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
It's gonna take a miracle for me.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Inline skates, m hm, inline.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Skates, I'm in, Eddie.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Let me go generic, Amy, It's generic, lunchbox, absolutely generic. Okay,
the brand is roller Blade that we would know. Inline
skates are genera last one. Eddie. You need to get
it right and Amy needs to miss it worth five points. Nope, velcrow,
vel crow.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
I'm about to be introdused just like that.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Yeah, that's tough.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
I'm in.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
I'm in for the wind.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Come on, Amy, Amy's thinking a lot over there a
lot of pressure. Amy.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
You just had to guess what.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
Eddie guesses, right, I mean I also wanted to win,
but I'm not gonna lose the story.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I almost shouldn't let the players know who's they picked
because Amy has a heart and Amy, I'll start wanting
to lose for the caller. Now. She just says she
wouldn't do I know, but I could tell it.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
It was like affecting her because she has actions.

Speaker 7 (30:49):
Yeah, but then I thought about that guy that tallies
up all of our wins and losses. I fast forward
it into my brain to the end of the year
when he calls with the final numbers, and I don't
want to be a lose.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I don't want to be losing.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
Okay, Velcrow, Amy, that is generic.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
That's wrong. What Eddie, I have a brand?

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Okay, that's that's correct.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Lunchbox.

Speaker 7 (31:18):
Wait, what is it called sticky stuff?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
That's not sticky but like sticks? That'd be a terrible
name if so.

Speaker 7 (31:25):
Just for the record, man invented Velcrow.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
It was It's called hook and loop fastener. Bel Crow
was the first brand that really popped, So everybody calls
it Velcrow. So we have a tie. Lunchbox is out.
We have a tie sudden death between Amy and Eddie Leanne.
How are you feeling over there?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
I'm super nervous, but this come on, Thank you, Leanne.
We got this.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
I agree with her brand name or generic? Frisbee?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Oh boy?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Is Frisbee a brand name of a product that was
already or is it that's just the generic name of
the dang I'm in.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
I'm in, Amy, Yeah, that's why you give.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Me your answer.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
Okay, okay, okay, hear me out.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
No, no, no, don't just give us the answer. I
don't want to hear me out.

Speaker 7 (32:16):
Okay, it's it's Frisbee is a brand.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Thank you. I can hear you out in the second edding.
Frisbee is the brand, and now I want to hear
you out.

Speaker 7 (32:23):
Frizzie is a brand because I think it's a flying disc.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
That was to hear me out.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
That was all those No more hearing her out or around.
Frisbee is a brand. It's a flying disc.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yes, you heard her out?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
You heard her out? Got right?

Speaker 4 (32:39):
You almost go to bonus point there, okay for hearing
her out.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Onesie?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Oh, onesie a onesie?

Speaker 6 (32:49):
Onesie?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Is that a brand name or it's a generic term
for something a onesie? If you miss this when we
go to sudden sudden death onesie, I'm in an.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
Original onesie onesie. You're Alreadian, I'm in.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
I wrote something down here. Melt have nothing to.

Speaker 7 (33:15):
Say generic Eddie, I have brand. Oh my god, let's
hear each other out.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
What do you think? What you You think one is generic?

Speaker 4 (33:33):
So you side with amy, yeah, because like when you
get a baby, you get a onesie, and then you
have adults.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
You can buy a onesie, but they're not baby by
the same company and Eddie. You pick brand do you
do you regret picking brand? No, because it sounds like
a brand Onesie. It's on it's not one zay like hear.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Me out though, Like they're probably in a boardroom being like,
what's a good name for this product?

Speaker 7 (33:54):
Ones But okay, if if onesI is the brand, then
what is the generic of that?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Like Unison, Lianne, Leanne, who do you?

Speaker 3 (34:03):
What do you think is right? What would you pick
for Onesie?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
I would have picked generic, So.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
All three of them would have picked You're the only
one to pick brand.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Brand up for the We're all idiots, and Eddie is smart.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I could be them.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
It's like clean eggs.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
You ever watch college game day? Yeah, and pretty much
everybody picked the same team and then you know what happens.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Yeah, he loses.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
That's what happened to Come on, come on line she
gives you, dude, but no, she picks The answer is
brand name. Yes, Eddie, you are the winner and I Leanne, congratulations.
How do you feel?

Speaker 11 (34:44):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (34:45):
I feel amazing it be so excited.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yeah, you don't care what you do.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Tell your brother I want it for him.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
No, you can just say you gives that you bottom
for him. I have no no, no.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
She should say she want on.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Whatever she wants.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Okay, I thank you, lean sandhold, okay.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Thank you. It's time for the good news, Bobby. A
mom and her kid were moving furniture and they moved
this one chair and there was a scratch off underneath
the chair and it was a five dollar holiday luck
doubl r and so it wasn't scratched, and the kid

(35:22):
was like, can I scratch it? So they scratch it
and it's fifty thousand dollars. It was underneath the chair, unscratched. Man,
that's awesome, is it.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
The family chose to remain anonymous, but they are. That's
just crazy.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
It was great.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
They dropped it, forgot about it, scratched it, and hit.
I've been scratching since January first, and I'm not a
big passionate scratcher, but I thought, can I hit a
thousand bucks before the end of the year. And I'm
down like five hundred bucks overall, But I am happy
for them. Lunchbox gets so mad when people win this.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Yeah, it's irritating when they don't take they're not responsible
with their tickets.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
It's just kind of like, oh.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
I don't even care Oh, I have these tickets and
they're just kind of like blah, and.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
They throw them wherever and then they forget about them.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
They find them.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
You can drop stuff sometimes accidentally. You've done that with
probably car keys. Yeah, but not knowing where your kid
was for a minute. Yes, I understand that.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
But if it's something to win millions of dollars, I
am taking it right then scratching it or checking the
numbers right then, I'm not. I never have lost the
winning lottery ticket. Let's put it that way.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
They're gonna use half the winnings to say, for a
house and to do some stuff with their house, and
the other half they're gonna go and just spend and
buy some cool stuff.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
That's so cool.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
That's a New York Post. That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. All right, Time for
Amy's Morning Corny, the Mourning Corny.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
How does a carrot motivate you?

Speaker 3 (36:45):
How does a carrot motivate you?

Speaker 1 (36:47):
It roots for you?

Speaker 8 (36:49):
Okay, that was the morning Corny.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
No, we got you hit that one number five?

Speaker 4 (36:59):
What is a hell billy deer?

Speaker 6 (37:01):
No eyes, no deer, Okay, I've told it. What am
I supped to?

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Whoa, whoa, don't get all her Wow.

Speaker 7 (37:13):
Eddie was like basically saying, not Amy, that's I know.
I'm supposed to tell that one every month.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
You could have let's do Tuesday reviews day. I've not
finished anything. I'm in the middle of a bunch of stuff,
but I've not finished anything, so I have nothing to share.

Speaker 9 (37:27):
Mike d Tuesday Reviews Day. I watched a new movie
called Drop. It's about this woman who goes on a
date gets an air drop from this guy threatening her,
saying she's gonna kill her babysitter and her son if
she doesn't.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Kill her date. Oh that's a new interesting way to
threaten somebody, to air drop them.

Speaker 9 (37:41):
She just started getting all these messages and then they
tell her to check her security cameras and you see
the guy inside her house.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
It's in theaters right now. It's called Drop. Yeah, what
do you read it? Overall?

Speaker 9 (37:52):
The acting was pretty bad, but it was really entertaining.
I give it three point five out of five memes.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
How does it?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
How's acting bad? Now?

Speaker 9 (37:59):
They very like over the top, very dramatic, but you're
like so sucked into the story that it's good Eddie
tried to air drop Lunchbox something randomly the other day.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
I declined it twice.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
He didn't know your air dropping.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
He thought it was he thought Eddie had been hacked.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
You have anything, Nope, not that.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
I'm done with Eddie.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
I have finally finished White Lotus and never got to
talk about it. All done with White Lotus.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
We'll be careful.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
I'm not saying anything other than I love it. Okay, Yeah,
I love it, and I will give it four and
a half. Gosh, I can't even give it anything. Yeah, yes,
a boat, four and a half boat. Let's go, baby, don't.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Be so scared something. So you're reviewing season three.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Season three A why loatus? I loved it Latchbox. No,
we got problems in my house. My wife goes to
bed at nine o'clock, so we can't watch any show.
So it's really getting frustrating.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
You don't watch anything by yourself, No, because we're.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
In the middle of stuff together and so I can't
just move on. The only thing I watched by myself
is Always Sunny in Philadelphia. But I haven't finished a
new season yet, so I'm just gonna there.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Isn't it interesting?

Speaker 7 (38:58):
How inconsiderate he is in all other areas, but he's
very considerate with this.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Well, it's interesting that she obviously wears the pants and
we find that out in small ways.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
No, No, We're still watching the show and she falls
asleep and I'm.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Like, well you're always like I do what I want.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
Good point.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
So we only had two reviews today. That means we
have lives. Good for us.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Yeah, we finally have lives.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
My final round, Lunchbox against Abby. They're playing trivia now.
The winner gets this pen made of the Kansas Jayhawks
basketball floor. They're both big Jayhawks fans. Abby went to
school there. Lunchbox sought on the internet.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
He knows it's true.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
True, I've seen it in person.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Like how many times I, like three or four.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Been a couple of basketball games there? What about you, Aby,
how many times you've been?

Speaker 7 (39:49):
I can't even count, honestly, Yes, every game every.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
Year for four years.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
So Lunchbox and Abbey and he is a big Jayhawks fan.
But Abby went to school there. They're playing for this pants,
a very valuable pen made of again the floor of
the Kansas Jayhawks basketball arena.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Yeah, Allen field House, I've been on that court.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Have you ever been on the court? Yeah, yeah, didn't
sound very believable.

Speaker 7 (40:16):
For the wind.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
The game we're gonna play is because we do want this.
We want this to go to a great home. This
is going to be Kansas trivia, like Kansas basketball, just
Kansas trivia.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Oh god, you got this man. You were born there?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Kansas Trivia, Abbey and lunchbox. You have seven questions. Write
your answer down. Number one, what's the capital of Kansas
and for the wind lunchbox?

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Topeka?

Speaker 1 (40:43):
I was born there, Abbey. Good job. Number two, what's
the largest city in Kansas.

Speaker 12 (40:54):
That's a great question, man, I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
What's the largest city in Kansas.

Speaker 6 (41:04):
I'm in.

Speaker 11 (41:05):
I'm in for the wind Lunchbox. Kansas City, Abbey, Wichita?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Wichita is correct? Kansas City, Missouri.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Well, yeah, I didn't know if they were. You know,
I knew they were.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
He didn't.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
That's right? All right?

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Next up, what's the Kansas state nickname? I'm in I'm
in for the wind Lunchbox, Sunflower State?

Speaker 6 (41:28):
Abbey, the Sunflower State?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Correct? What famous movie features a character from Kansas who
gets swept away by a tornado?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Amen, I'm in for the wind Lunchbox Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Abbey O, good job. Four down, three to go. Abbey
with the one question, lead, what's the name of the
Kansas Jayhawk mascot?

Speaker 4 (42:00):
That's a good question. Oh no, really, yeah, I don't
care about the mascot.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Oh no, this is specifically sports related to Yeah, not
really the mascot.

Speaker 7 (42:13):
Yeah, the sports team.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
What's the name of the Kansas Jayhawk mascot?

Speaker 11 (42:22):
Well, I'll put down that, Abby, Big Jay, Watchbox Jayhawk,
Big j Do you think it was.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
A kirt question?

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yeah? Wow, Big Jay. What national pizza chain originated in
Kansas in nineteen fifty eight by two brothers. I'm in
for the win. Watchbox Pizza Hut, Abby.

Speaker 6 (42:46):
Pizza Hut.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Correct. What former US president was born in Kansas? Oh?

Speaker 12 (42:58):
There was a president born there, just like you. That's crazy.
I'm like a president you are. He must have moved
away nine months old, and.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
I think he would have a small argument had he
not missed the Kansas Jayhawk mascot question.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
I felt that was the easiest one.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Lunchbox Jimmy Carter, Abby.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
Alexander Hamilton Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Well, Hamilton wasn't president President Boy, but he answers Dwight D.
Eisenhower six to four. Our winner of the Magical Mystical
pen is Abby, the ultimate Jayhawk fan, is.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Huge fan you are.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Oh, she's putting in his face now, wow, Wow, anything
you want to say.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Lunchbox Yeah, kind of a weak category.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Trivia.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
You'll never forget Big j No.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
That's the one where I'm like, he really did lose.
Otherwise I'd have been like, you know, he'll the other
nine months, her her whole life. But yeah, that's tough.
Abby's are winning.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
I mean the real trivia would have been Kansas basketball
since it was about the court.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
But hey, that's all right, Abby, I mean you're you're
the winner. Hey, writes good stuff. Write a song, Hey,
write a song with baby. That's what you need to
write that first hit?

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Boo, wake up, wake up in the mall.

Speaker 13 (44:35):
And it's turn the radio and the Dodgers keeps on
time ready and the lunchbox Morgan too, Steve bred have
trying to put you through back.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
He's riding this week's next bit.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
The Bobby's on the box.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
So you know what this the Bobby ball Happy b
I did it Chris Stapleton, who's forty seven today.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Your Lash Smooth.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Dennisee is good. I feel like I can sing that
one pretty good, not bad. I feel like I'm almost there.
Like I know I can't sing it like him, but
like your.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Lass Smooth is Dennessee Whizzy.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Damn, I'm seventy three percent there even have the vibrado
which is lass smoothoth. That's him there, that's not me.
I confused. Yeah, yeah, Tennessee whizy forty seven half birthday.
Top five things that you might not know about Chris
Stapleton from our show, Number five. He almost didn't perform

(45:39):
with Justin Timberlake at the CMA's that legendary performance of
Tennessee Whiskey and people Forget Drink You Away because I
was a JT song. It almost didn't happen because Chris
was hesitant. He didn't think he was big enough. Luckily
he was Number four. He doesn't warm up his voice
before a show. Instead, he takes a different approach. No, well,

(46:00):
I kind of write the status for warm up. I
don't put the heavy hitter out of the gate. Sometimes
I when I was a heavy hitter. When you play
that song you feel like you have to do that,
like you have to do that.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
Oh yeah, whatever I got, Amy is going to get
done on that one.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
So it probably starts with like his easy songs like
the one I do.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Oh, I'm eighty one percent there on that one.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
I'm finding him getting there. Yeah, I'm getting there.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Like he does in a seyd At number three. He
worked as an ice delivery driver before becoming successful. He
described it as a physical job and about filling ice
cooler as the gas stations he drove around, and he
was talking about it with.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
Me, Oh, I drove you ever see uh? At the
gas stations like the homes of.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
The ice he delivered ice to the delivered ice. Did
you the bag the ice? Would you not?

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Awa?

Speaker 5 (46:46):
I just delivered it all right.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
You were one of the higher uppers.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Yeah, there are two times.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Did you work at home? City eyes?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I had to bag the ice. That's the difference. He
was a It was like when I did matinance on
a golf course. There were the kids who were the
rich kids who got to be the golf cart kids
and make sure that people got their golf carts, and
then there were us. It was definitely a class division.
The lower kids who had to do the maintenance. Same
with Ice. I had to bag it.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
So you didn't answer the question though, but did you
work at home city Ice?

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (47:14):
I worked in the marina, so I know how to
fix boats, like the one weird thing. I know a
few things about boats. He was valedictorian when he graduated
high school. He talked about it with me on a
Bobby cast. Why he did not give a speech, but
what he did instead.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
I am terrified out of public speaking.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
I don't like pelics.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
You didn't speak at your high school.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
I didn't let me tell you what I did. I
wrote a song and played a song.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Oh that's such a Stableton thing to do. Yeah, that's limit.
They didn't even know what they had. Then they didn't
even know and then. He's written over one hundred and
seventy songs for other artists, including Drink Beer for Luke
Bryant and Crash and Burn for Thomas Rhett. He also
wrote your Man for Josh Turner and This is Way
early twenty thirteen, he came and performed it in our studio.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Baby locked the.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Door, Lie some music call song, We Ain't.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
Got no bit?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
I hope you wonderstand.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
I've been thinking about this song and a long.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Yeah, yeah, can you do that one?

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Nope, I get to the only one I can really
do is you smooth? Oh?

Speaker 3 (48:27):
I took a half step back there.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
If you can do that, you can.

Speaker 6 (48:29):
Do the other.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
And it's different. You don't get us vocalists.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
We all have a tone and a texture that we
pursue and that isn't it.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
The one thing Chris did that was awesome.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
I love Chris. Chris has always been so nice to me.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
We have a bit of a personal I say a
bit a bit of a personal relationship outside of the show.
And I asked Chris to do a song for our
radiothon and he was like, yeah, no problem. So he
sent a song. And what was even cooler was he
did a cover he did LeAnn WiMAX. I hope you dance.
It's freaking awesome and I just wanted to play it
and say happy birthday. Christ Apleton forty seven years old today.

(49:02):
He's on my kidney list, like you don't. Yeah. I
thought about it during the song because anytime I've ever
asked him for anything, he's been like, no problem, regardless
if it's like we do a song for this, will
you show up and play at this event that I'm at?
Chris is always there, So I'm adding Chris to my
kidney list. I know there's not there's not many.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
People on it.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
I don't even want to share the kidney list because
I don't think one of them would kill me.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
What why to get the kidney?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Yeah? I mean you know, let's say you secretly know
you got to kidney disease. Yeah, and you know I
got one, and then I'd be like, yeah, for sure,
I'd I don't want to die for it.

Speaker 6 (49:35):
Right, But if you're saying that you'll donate.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
To me, why would I kill.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
You for it?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
To get it?

Speaker 2 (49:42):
I mean you're assuming it does list?

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yeah, yeah, you that's a big assumption because you go
to my driver's license and it says kidney donor orgon
don't or not just kidney organ donor.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
We'd have to match, first of all.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
I know I don't. That's why I was like, I'm
never telling anybody who's in my will because he'll kill me.

Speaker 7 (49:57):
What.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
This is not how life for hope? Did? Anyway? That's awesome.
Have birthday, Chris, I'm sure you're not listening, but just
know we're throwing the good energy at you right now.
In the news coming up in a second, do women
find bearded men more hot? Less hot? Also, they talk
about tequila and does tequila actually make you crazier than
other alcohols?

Speaker 9 (50:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Oh yeah, what.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Are your thoughts?

Speaker 7 (50:21):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (50:22):
I thought you were gonna say, does tequila really make
your clothes?

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Well, that would be crazier.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
Sure, yeah, you think.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Tequila makes you crazier than other alcohols. It's an upper Okay,
do you think tequila is yes? Okay, lunchbox to you.

Speaker 7 (50:36):
No whiskey, know much about whiskey.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Okay, we'll come back next time. At what point in
your battery life do you start to panic that you
may have a dead battery phone?

Speaker 6 (50:52):
Oh? Do I start to panic.

Speaker 7 (50:55):
Let's see, it's dropping pretty quickly. Once I get to
ten percent, like I'm there, it could go to one
percent pretty fast, So I start to panic ground ten percent.
But before my phone started acting.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
Up like that, I could go to two percent.

Speaker 7 (51:08):
I may switch it to low battery mode at that.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Point, I don't even know that mode.

Speaker 7 (51:12):
You don't go to battery and click low battery mode on.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Battery get low.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
I almost never, Yeah, but sometimes you might be in
a pinch. You've never had to rely on low battery mode?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
No, I don't even know what that is.

Speaker 7 (51:23):
Okay, just for anybody else listening, you can go to
battery and hit the toggle low battery mode and it'll
give you more battery time if you're desperate.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Does it turn it into like a rotary dial phone?

Speaker 7 (51:34):
You can't do anything but as it shuts down other
things that maybe eat up your battery life so that
you can serve.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Researchers have pinpointed exactly when the battery life worry kicks in.
Now for me, it's probably fifty eight percent.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
Eight percent.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
That's amazing, because if I get below fifty, I'm freaking out.
I'm thinking, what if I end up somewhere and ab
no battery and I have to save my life for
someone else's. So around fifty eight I start to go,
oh crap, I need to find a charger. Most at
thirty eight percent, that is the panic percentage for most Americans.
The number arrives long before most phones display any warning signs.

(52:15):
iPhone batteries only turn red when they drop below twenty percent.
My wife has her setting on. It just tells you
that the number percentage up in the corner of the
whole time.

Speaker 6 (52:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
I had that too. Yeah I don't have that. I
just have the you know, as it goes away, it
eats away the black and the batter read Yeah, yeah, yeah,
But if it's below fifty eight percent, I started to
freak out a little bit. That's from Talker research. Beards
make a man look more distinguished, But do they make
a guy look more attractive? Yes, you say yes. Bearded
men are usually regarded if they have them. It makes

(52:46):
them older looking but more masculine. But in the study
it did not equate to any more than usual when
it came to how good looking they were. In fact,
a lot of people found them as a turnoff and
associated them with being dirty. What he was turned off
by a clean face, but some people were turned off
by a beard because the beard looked dirty. I wonder

(53:08):
if it's like a bird nest, like they took a
picture with like some cake in it.

Speaker 7 (53:11):
The longer beards, I see that happening. But if it's
a beard that is well kept and shorter, there's no
way you can say that's dirty.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
There's not a way Scruvestein's got a beard, you think
about shaving it or no.

Speaker 14 (53:25):
I'm kind of over and I've had it for about
seven years now, and even my kids have said, Dad,
can we cut that off you? But I'm worried about
if I have a double chin underneath that. I haven't
seen my face in a really long time, so I'm
kind of nervous.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Well. The weird thing for you, too, is you grew
the big beard because you're bald on your head, like
you had to prove people you can still grow hair
from the neck up.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Totally.

Speaker 14 (53:42):
Yeah, it look like an alien. If I don't have
a beard, I just look weird and off.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
His is the link. Though, that could look dirty?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Though mine.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Mine days ago.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Mine's like all kept and looks good. That's Amy saying that,
because you know that was you Ai your voice in there.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
That was the point.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Say you're atracted to me, and that's okay.

Speaker 7 (54:04):
I was guessing the people that say it could look dirty.

Speaker 6 (54:08):
I think they're talking about that, get out of here.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
I don't disagree with her, but for her to go,
that's for her to act like. That's not what she
was saying.

Speaker 7 (54:15):
I was speaking for people in the study because I
wasn't in the study.

Speaker 6 (54:18):
I was just guessing.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Yeah, Scooba is like half's easy top, not fullysy top,
but half's ezy top. So let's let's talk about tequila
from the Research Institute for Addiction. So tequila, what I
have heard never had tequila, but what I have heard
it from people that drink it, Like, if I drink tequila,
I go crazy, Like something about that alcohol makes you

(54:41):
go crazier than other alcohols. And you said, Amy, possibly, yeah, possibly.

Speaker 6 (54:47):
I mean I don't know that I put it in
the crazy category.

Speaker 7 (54:49):
But what I have heard is that that is a
liquor that actually will take you up, which most alcohol
takes you down. So you may be a little bit
more you know, free and a little crazy, you know,
crazier on the tequila and feeling good.

Speaker 6 (55:04):
So if you if you want to upper, you do tequila.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
You know, tequila makes me crazy. It's like poison in
my blood.

Speaker 6 (55:11):
That's from.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Knock kill my baby.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
Who are you singing?

Speaker 1 (55:18):
One is one too many?

Speaker 2 (55:20):
You don't know what one moresnever?

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Yeah, you and tequila? Can you?

Speaker 6 (55:25):
Oh yes, it's I hear it now. Sorry the tone was.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
A little I still think the show that I've been
thinking about called Bobby Does Drugs is hilarious. Oh dude,
we can talk about the podcast again. But no, they
say no, it doesn't. People just use as an excuse.
Do they get drunk, and they're like, tequila made me
do it. According to scientists, there's no evidence that tequila
affects behavior differently from any other alcoholic beverage. Scientists rate

(55:48):
and they uh, Scotch, vodka, tequila, cognac, KNA you from
somebody who's never drank, yes, and straight alcohol, and then
they would judge their action and there's no no alcohol
makes you crazier than another. They can affect you in
different ways, but based on your biology, but no one

(56:09):
alcohol just makes everybody act a certain way.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
Well why do people say that?

Speaker 7 (56:13):
Then?

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Like use people say lott if you go outside your
head and your head's wet, you get a cold. Why
don't true either.

Speaker 7 (56:18):
I've been sometimes opting for tequila because I'm like, I wan't.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Want to get crazy. No no, wow, but like I don't.

Speaker 7 (56:25):
I want them off, give me some tequila, but I
don't want a downer, so I go upper and now
I feel lied to.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
But it could affect you in a way, but generally
all people it doesn't affect the same. Okay, that's basically
what the story is. Tequila doesn't generally make everybody crazier.
A terrible day at work leads a woman to buy
a lottery ticket and she won big. A lottery player
in North Carolina spent five bucks on a Magic Winnings
Vegas ticket and hit seven hundred and eighty thousand dollars.
Bad day at work, let me go get a ticket

(56:51):
boom hit it now? Good day at work or good
day piece out work, one of the two. That's from
the Star Telegram. If Florida woman's been charged with selling
human bone owns on Facebook.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
Marketplace, where is she getting the bones?

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Kimberly Shopper, the owner of Wicked Wonderland in Orange City,
was charged with the purchase or sale of human organs
and tissue. This is from NBC News. The investigation began
in twenty twenty three after reports of human bones being
advertised for sale on the shop's Facebook page. Why are
you going to abate?

Speaker 2 (57:22):
You got it?

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Listen. If you're going to sell human bones, follow me here.
You have to learn how to get on the dark web.
Even if you've never been because that's where you have
to sell that stuff. But what is Wicked Wonderland her
business throw? I don't know, but I'd investigate that immediately.
I don't even know what it is, but I'm probably
going to go in and see what's up. Shopper and
her co owner, Ashley Leylasi, claim the bones were educational models,

(57:44):
but police found six human bone fragments listed for sale
on the page. The bones were collected as evidence and
a forensic examination was conducted at the University of South
Florida NBC News. Let me say this, what if somebody
came to you and said, I have like part of
the femur of Babe Ruth, would you like to buy it?

Speaker 6 (58:00):
Okay? Is that is it worth? What's that worth?

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Is that one a lot?

Speaker 6 (58:05):
I'd be like, how did you get it?

Speaker 3 (58:07):
It doesn't matter because I mean it's illegal.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
Okay, I mean I'm not going to buy it, not in.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Tru I probably jump in that one. You would, Yeah,
it's a collective oid.

Speaker 7 (58:16):
And then what like you have it at your house.
You can't talk about it because you have it's illegal.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Yeah, But I learned the dark Web and get a
chat room with other collectors. Two human skull fragments ninety
dollars total, a human claviical and scapula ninety dollars, a
human rib thirty five dollars, a human vertebrate thirty five dollars,
and a partial human skull six hundred dollars. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
That's more affordable than I thought it would be.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Yeah, but why are people wait but wait till the
tariffs hit?

Speaker 2 (58:41):
You can't affords hit.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
They're in trouble.

Speaker 6 (58:44):
Why are people buying these either.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Weird or for school? But probably weird?

Speaker 6 (58:49):
Yeah, probably next up?

Speaker 1 (58:52):
And I believe this guy, a man in Missouri crashed
his truck into one of those come and go gas
stations and then he had an excuse. And most of
the time when I hear the excuses, I'm like, yeah,
bull crap. But he said his crop got caught in
the pedal.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Oh I believe right, Yes, that's so possible.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
I agree, cop say. Security footage recorded Dale hamm at
sixty slamming his twenty twelve Dodgs ram into the convenience
store on Thursday evening. He immediately backed up and left
the scene. Well, so that's the problem. Though I can't
do that the crash results in a few thousand dollars damage.
In the aftermath of the crash, he twice returned to
the store driving the same truck, and he went and

(59:31):
spoke with an employee, but he never claimed to be
the driver. He even looked at the security video of
the original incident with the worker. When a cop arrived
on a scene, he denied being the driver and denied
his truck being involved. However, they looked at the video
again and they're like you you uh, that's that's you.

Speaker 6 (59:47):
Well, but now I don't believe him.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
They questioned him and he stated he was driving in
crocs and they got caught in the pedal.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Even if he lied everywhere else, this is the.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
One time I'm want to go like, that's probably the truth,
because you don't only get ain't anything by that, and
I could see crocs causing a record too.

Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
Oh okay, Well, I just feel like if he lied
in the beginning, he's like, oh okay, now I have
the kroc idea.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
But the difference is the kroc idea doesn't get him
out of any trouble at all. That eliminates no trouble
him saying I didn't do it eliminates all trouble if
he gets away with it, him saying he did it
and crocs eliminates nothing. It's just him going, all right,
you got me the stupid crocs because I imagine one
of the holes got caught in the corner. Next thing,
you know, boom. Yeah, Okay, you still feel like you're

(01:00:31):
not you're a non believer.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
No, I don't believe him at all.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
All right, Bobby's story on the show. We kept track
of Lunchbox trying to get a job as the hype
guy for the soccer team here in town. He thought
he was gonna get it. He sent in his resume,
he didn't get it. All that happened we opened his
letter of I'm sorry, we have to pick someone else.
By the way, did they ever reach out after the bit?

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
No, I didn't hear anything.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
And it was the first time you had made a resume?
And how long I never made one soever?

Speaker 7 (01:01:02):
Ever? Yeah, like anum one, but like in college you
ever to practice making one?

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Well, I mean, you know, like make one in class.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
But it was like a like a template and they
just put you know, I was working at Sam's Club
at that time.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
I was wrote Clippy would help you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
Yeah, or you go to that career services that though,
he kept saying, when you're applying for job, go to
career services, they'll help you with your resume. Well, I
never applied for jobs.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
So I have things you should not put on your
resume in twenty twenty five, and I'm not sure if
you put these on yours?

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
And I don't rewind your salary or salary requirements. Did
you put that? No? I didn't. They say, worry about
that once you get in the interview Number two, the
line references available upon request.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
I didn't do that. I mean, my work speaks for itself.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
I said, that's what you said. I think so, oh
you didn't have references.

Speaker 6 (01:01:45):
You said, my work speaks for itself.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
I think that's basically implied when I don't put references.
I didn't know you're supposed to put references.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Who knew they'll you're not okay? If they want references,
they usually ask you, hey, can I get some references?

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Oh, you don't put that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
The very bottom used to back in the day, wh
Clippi would help him. It's what I remember bright colors
or graphics.

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
No, it was just black and white.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
The full u ur L for your LinkedIn page, but
you don't have I don't have that your full home address. Nope,
the same word over and over, like the word managed
or budgets.

Speaker 4 (01:02:22):
I don't know my wife did. I'm disappointed.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
How many pages one page?

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
That's why prom king could not fit on there because
it would have made it two pages.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Well, this says no resume should be more than two pages.
So you did everything right and you still didn't get
the job.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Didn't get the job? I mean wrote a cover letter.
I mean cover letter was superb, superb.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
If they came and offered it to you today, after
they've already turned you down, would you take it?

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
No, I'm not sloppy seconds.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Do you know how many times I've been sloppy seconds
and taking the job and it's been awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
I mean many, oh many many TV shows. This job even.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
That's like, that's like you're at a bar, right and
you see a chick making out with this dude, and
then she walks out to and she goes, I'm ready
to make out with you. Now that is true, thank you,
I'm out, im out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
You wouldn't make it out with her, No, you never
made out with someone after they made out with some
other dude.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
Oh probably. Well then, well I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
He didn't know about it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
Yeah, Like I mean, I remember one time in high school,
had this party made out this chick and then the
party mood locations, and I saw her making out with
another another dude, and then later that night we went
to the Murkison Hill and made out on the Murkison
Hill and I was like, oh, you know whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
So you were the bread.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
I was the bread. Oh here's the meat. Yeah, yeah,
I got it first. I gotta laughed.

Speaker 6 (01:03:42):
Okay, I don't know how I feel.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
So if they emailed you today, because I do have
a little something I need to share with you. Oh so,
if they emailed you today, you just said you wouldn't
take the job.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
I wouldn't take you man, Okay, I'm not a slobby.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Second, then we're all good, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
No, no, no, you don't want to hear what he
has to say.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
No, I didn't want to hear it. I said I
don't want the job.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Now, why would I share something if I if already
know what the answer is.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
That's a good point, alight, I'm taking the job, man.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
No, uh, that's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
Yeah, I wouldn't take it. You wouldn't take it either,
Like they send you an email said, hey man, you're
not good enough blah blah blah. And then here we
are a couple of games into the season, they realized
we made a big mistake.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
What if you got fired from this job? And then
they asked you and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Maybe that's what I was about to tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
No, I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Okay, So you're good.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
I'm good. I'm past me. My life has moved on.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
That ship has sailed.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
I'm out in the ocean.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
What about next year, maybe we may, you know, circle back.
You can reevaluate.

Speaker 4 (01:04:39):
Yeah, we could, you know, talk see if they are
ready to apologize.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Nobody didnything wrong. They picked somebody that was already internal.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
Right, but they could apologize like a we made a
mistake and we should have gone with you from the jump.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
All right, Well, well appreciate that. What do we learn here?

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
The I did a good job on my resume and
they missed out on a superstar.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
I think we learned you didn't even do your resume.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
You're right, my wife did.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Okay, there, Bobby Bone show up today, This story comes
us from Florida.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
A man and a woman. We're in a backyard breaking
into a shed. When the homeowner said, I'm gonna call
the police. They're like, is he really good? They're not
gonna really call the police, so they just hit up
in a tree. Well, police showed up. The K nine
starts barking up the tree.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
They hid in a tree.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
They climbed up the tree.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
There's eight corns falling down.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
When I wat Yeah, basically, when I watch these shows
and people are running from the cops and they put themselves,
they walk, they go through a door to get in
a room to hide. That makes me feel a bit claustrophobic,
not even because the walls are closing in, but because
there's nowhere to go for them. Because the last thing
you want to do when running or hiding is put
yourself in a very limited space to get out, like
a tree. Like climbing a tree, there's nowhere to go.

(01:05:56):
It's higher in the tree, then eventually you can't go
any higher. So I always have little like like it
makes me uncomfortable when they do that, even bad guys.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
All right, I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
So they are these honey packets, and what they're doing
is they're putting erectile dysfunction meds basically viagrate in these
honey packets. But like purpose yeah yeah, well no, not
even tricking. I mean, I guess you could trick somebody.

Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
But but it's a way to take it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Yeah, well yeah, And so they're even packaging these up
in some sort of gas station. You know, the gas
stations are making them too.

Speaker 7 (01:06:32):
Yeah, oh are you supposed to have a prescription for that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
But I wonder how for real these these pills are
though at the gas station that aren't those that are
packages that are like hot Rod five thousand, and they
hang up beside. Because I've talked about before how they'll
make from the same exact machines really expensive Nikes, but
they do it after hours. Like people will come in

(01:06:56):
and like the manager of the warehouse will be like, yeah,
pay me extra. You can make shoes, And those are
the knockoff shoes, but they're they're made exactly the same way.
Everything's exactly the same, except they're not made during hours,
and Nike doesn't officially put their stamp on it. So
I wonder if some of those like hot rod pills.
Are that just that?

Speaker 6 (01:07:15):
So they're made in the lab but after hours.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Or at a time, it's the same stuff. But they
can't sell it as real, so they sell it. I
don't know, but the honey packet thing would be be
tough if you didn't know, especially if like, like you
get a biscuit right right, I mean it.

Speaker 7 (01:07:29):
There's only one way to find out.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Guys, No, there's well, well it's not gonna do anything
for me, I don't think. So here's the thing. Some
gas stations are making them themselves. It looks like no, no, no,
oh man.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
And I feel like, honey, you can accidentally get honey
when you don't want that, like a kid could get honey.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
I'm thinking the packages, it's probably.

Speaker 7 (01:07:54):
A different Yeah, surely you have to be of a
certain age.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Honey, you know what I mean? That makes more sense?
What a way to get it? That is from the
Daily Mail. That's it by Everybody Bone.

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