Bobby addressed the hate he'd been getting online after a post he made last week about an interaction with a listener. He said most people missed the point of the post. Bobby shared a new pet peeve of his that was unlocked after he called Scuba Steven then was immediately irritated on what followed. We played a round of Never Gonna Get It where the question is: One in 10 Americans don't plan on replacing this for at least five years. What is it? Bobby shared his favorite stories for Darius Rucker's birthday as he turns 59!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Transmitting a Welcome to Tuesday show more in Studio More.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I did an Instagram and people were commenting, I'm ashamed
to follow you. I thought I knew who you were.
I guess I don't. They're really upset at me. So
I'm gonna tell you what happened. So I get on
Instagram and we're talking about a woman who came up
to me when I was in Dallas and she said, hey,
listen to you every morning.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And the woman lived in Nashville. Her sister lived in Dallas.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
She said, to my sister and I, we talk like
normal adult siblings, but we don't talk all the time.
But I got her listening to the podcast, and now
we talk almost every day about something on the podcast.
And so I kind of layered that out and I'm like,
I'm sitting here and she comes up, says this, says this,
says this. But I thought for sure people would get
the joke. A lot of people didn't get the joke.
Did you see it?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
I got the joke.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
I feel like, yeah, I wouldn't never talk to anybody
like I also know you.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
So the joke was very obvious to me. If some
people only kind of know you.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Maybe they're like, oh, okay, I'm gonna listen.
Speaker 7 (01:12):
Listen, hey guys, Bobby here with a quick, wholesome story.
I wanted to share it from Dallas as we get
ready to do the ACMs. So this morning, I have
them a little tea drink and a woman comes up
to me and she says, hey, I live in Nashville.
My sister lives in Dallas, and I put her onto
your podcast. So she said this about the show's podcast,
(01:34):
said and so we both listened every day, and it
gives us a reason to actually talk to each other.
Not the sisters don't talk, but we have a reason
to now reach out and communicate it even more because
of that.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
And I'm sitting in.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The couch thinking, can't you see I'm drinking my morning drink.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Give me a minute.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
God, dang, thy god, dang, that's funny, man.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I mean walked right up to pull the cloth out.
That was a little joke. People were so upset.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Maybe maybe people are getting a more sensitive or maybe
I'm just losing any sort of understanding of sensitivity.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Which one is it. I thought it was pretty funny.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Uh, I'm just gonna go for anybody that was upset
doesn't are idiots.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I'm good, really understand, I'm with you, a good way
of putting it.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Abby was pet sitting at my house for a day
because we went and we had to do the ACMs
last week, and a lot of messages about Abby asking one,
did you use the pickleball court?
Speaker 8 (02:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, because she wanted to just go over to the
house and use it.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yep, we did.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
And Jeff, fine, and did you swim in the pool?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Did not swim in the pool?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Got it?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
But I may have worked out in your gym.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Great, that's okay.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
What else? Did you take a bath?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Actually no, I did not.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
You know what she did?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That was pretty cool, she said, because we had some
dry cleaning. Come back and she said, hey, I took
the dry cleaning. I want to go through your closet
or your stuff. I hung it in like this opening
area upstairs, and I was like, look at Abby, not
like getting on our stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah that's nice.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well the question is should I have paid her since
she used all the facilities, or should it have been
a trade off? Trade off?
Speaker 9 (03:10):
No, Abby, you got free gym access. You got free
pickleball court. I mean it's like a country club. The
hotel membership there.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I still paid her, still her she went over and
she didn't have to spend the night or anything, but
she was there because we had to stay a little
later than we thought in Dallas.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
But yeah, that was a abbey. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Thank you, You're welcome. But to answer the listeners questions,
you did play pickleball, you did not swim in the pool,
you did work.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Out in the gym? Anything else?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
I watched TV?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, anything good?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Not really?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
No, no Tuesday reviews.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Did I don't have anything?
Speaker 8 (03:42):
Not a sin by.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
There's a question to be.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Hello, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It seems I'm the jerk of the family after accidentally
ruining my sister's gender reveal. First Off, no one told
anyone it was a gender reveal. It's supposed to be
a surprise. Secondly, I went to the bathroom my kind
a glimpse of a bedroom with the door open, and
it was filled with baby stuff, mostly blue stuff. So
when I left the bathroom, I said, hey, so it's
a boy, and the whole room goes silent. My sister,
(04:20):
my sister was almost in tears, accusing me of making
it all about me. I get the gender reveals are
big now, and perhaps I couldn't have been so quick
to blurt that out. But I'm failing to see how
this is all my fault. How much crow do I
need to eat? To do whatever I can to make
this write with her, her husband, my family, her friends,
and everyone else who thinks I'm the world's biggest jerk.
Signed a ruiner of surprises. So if you really didn't
(04:44):
know that's funny, then you walk out, Hey, it's a boy,
Holy good, and everyone's waiting, even the sister they didn't
even know. If you really did not know, the should
there should be an understanding there of Oops, I screwed
up a little bit, But how do you not know
it's a gender reveal like that? It could be their
fault too, for not communicating that everyone's coming over for
a gender reveal. I don't think this is totally your
(05:05):
fault because there was no malicious intent here, but I
would still apologize.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Oh absolutely, And if you don't normally do this sort
of thing, like can you normally pay attention and whatnot?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I'm sure they're like ha ha ha. But if you're
notorious for just not paying attention to any details. They're
probably far more annoyed.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Well, he did see details, He saw blue and came out,
and I was like, it's a boy.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
How about that? So this is what I would say
to one.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Apologize, but don't apologize by saying, hey, if your feelings
were hurt, because that's not a real apology. The apology
should have should be like this, Hey, I shouldn't have
walked out of the bathroom and just said that it's
going to be a boy. That's on me, and just
leave it at that. You don't really it's your sister.
If it were like a secondary friend, I would say
you could do a couple of those things because it's
(05:51):
kind of not your fault but for your sister. As
you said, you just need to eat crow. Yeah, but
if they didn't communicate that properly, you should know in
your heart you really didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
But don't say but you didn't tell me, don't.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Ye internally you know you because I don't feel like
you did anything wrong. If you didn't know, Now, if
you didn't pay attention, you could have accidentally screwed up.
But just go and apologize. But that's funny, everybody. It's
a boy I just saw in the bedroom. Everyone's like, oh,
all right, close that up. I'm for never gonna get it.
(06:24):
One in ten Americans don't plan on replacing this for
at least five years. No, you're not gonna get it.
You're never, never gonna get it. Not One in ten
Americans don't plan on replacing this for at least five years.
That's the question we have Scott on in Indiana. He's Scott,
do you wear a size eleven?
Speaker 10 (06:44):
Eleven?
Speaker 11 (06:44):
Eleven and a half. He spends on the style or
the brand, but yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Felt that Scott's planning for a pair of my shoes.
And Scott, you get the first option to answer the
question here. One in ten Americans don't plan on replacing
this for at least five years. So you'll answer, You'll
pick somebody on the show to answer, and there'll be
a wildcar round and if you win any of those three,
you win the prize.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Here, Scott, what do you think? Buddy? Son's good? All right? Cool?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Now what do you think about the answer the question?
One in ten Americans don't plan on replacing this for
at least five years. Gosh, i'd say a new car.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Okay, a new car. Good. That's that is definitely a
pretty good guest here. That is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
So let me introduce to you the players that could
win you a pair of really nice shoes. Amy, Lunchbox
or Morgan or Eddie. What do you say over there? Amy?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Really nice?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
You said really nice shoes, and I go, really.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Nice, thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I like that. So I'll let you pick two of them.
If I don't one of them, get it, you win
one in ten Americans don't plan on replacing this for
at least five years.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
How do you feel about your answer over there?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Well, I feel like it's very different than the way
he said.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Like it should be because his wasn't right. Yeah, like
very Okay, this is very different. You feel fair?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
I feel fair.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Lunchbox nailed it, Nail, I feel really good about mine.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Eddie, I've never felt this good before. Wow, Hey, Scott,
you can pick two of them to play for you.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Which two would you like?
Speaker 10 (08:12):
God?
Speaker 11 (08:12):
There was so many, so much confidence there.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I was really feeling Amy.
Speaker 11 (08:16):
But then she didn't too much.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
She was super confident.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
She never there, but hers is way different, she said.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go Eddie and Lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Whoa, you got us some shoes? Dude, Lunchbox, what do
you have phone? By phone? You're keeping it for five years?
That's good? Boom? Okay, Eddie, what do you have smoke
alarm in your house? I don't think batteries is the
answer that I just met the smoke alarm, but yeah,
batteries too. I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
That's change.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I mean you may want to replace those.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Amy, I said, air.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Filter pretty good. It's kind of like Eddie's You're you're
gonna die of like breathing in really Foxy's years.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I changed my mind.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah, I'm just saying if you were the person that
did that yet.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And Eddie's buying a new smoke detector every five years,
so that a new one everywhere.
Speaker 12 (09:08):
Yeah, I went on a similar level of Lunchbox for
more specific a cracked phone screen.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Okay, very specific, it is very specific. How do you
feel about Lunchboxes' cell phone and Eddie's smoke detector, Scott, I'm.
Speaker 11 (09:24):
Not feeling confident, but you never.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Know whoa oh Man minds pretty stupid. I agree with that.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Eddie said, I've never felt better, Like, we can't listen
to him.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Would you like to switch off of any either of
those two to somebody else.
Speaker 11 (09:40):
Would you say that one of them are right?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, answer that, Hey, one of them definitely could be right. Oh,
definitely could be right.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Definitely could But.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
You can just stay with them.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I encouraged it.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
If you feel good to stay with them.
Speaker 11 (09:57):
I'll just stay with them because I don't think an
air filters. I think you got to change it more
than every five years, or you're bringing in some Nancy.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Okay, well we got that. We'll beat that. Yeah, we
got it. Uh so it is not air filter, Aimy,
you're wrong. Eddie does not smoke alarm. You're wrong, Morgan, crackscreen,
that is not it. So basically we're a lunchbox. Do
we think it's a cell phone? It's that cell phone.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
Man, you buy that iPhone whatever six, you're not getting
a new one in the next five years. You're waiting
till the ice phone twenty comes out before you get
a new one.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
A lot of words there that makes sense, but we
got it.
Speaker 9 (10:33):
Yes, Yeah, Like, if you buy that Android, you're not
gonna go out and buy the razor the next month.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
You're waiting exactly a lot of words there, whoa I
think he got Hey, what shoes do you think he's
gonna pick? You can't see them, so I just melting
a pair of them. I think Lunchbox got this. Okay,
you want to bet anything on it? Uhh, well, well
there you're confidence that one of the ten Americans don't
plan on replacing this for five years.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Lunchbox, you are.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Right. Nice show shop, launch Box, nice job, Scott. Scott
will send you a pair of shoes. We'll send you
a sign book as well. I'll play that song right.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
We know.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Coming up on June fifteenth, and eighty two year old
named Stan Katrell is planning a one thousand mile run
wow across Georgia.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Again.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
He's eighty two, however, he is an ultra distance runner,
a Nobel Peace Prize nominee, and a former Marine's eighty two.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
All that stuff's awesome.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
He's also eighty two and he's gonna try run one
thousand months.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
He's running across Georgia to raise money for injured veterans,
and the money's gonna go to Helping a Hero, which
is an organization that provides housing for vets. He's gonna
do about twenty five miles a day for forty days,
so that's pretty much a marathon a day for forty days.
You can follow his journey on Instagram at run stand
(12:07):
Run twenty twenty five a marathon a day.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
My bad.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Twenty twenty five is this year his handle for whatever reasons.
Twenty twenty one. Maybe that's when he started.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Running.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, I should have thought that out.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
But also he's probably seventy eight na. Yeah, that's that's crazy.
He's that old.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
No, regardless of his age too, it's crazy. He's gonna
run a marathon a day. If you were twenty five
years old and you were running a marathon a day,
that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
I did a marathon once back in two thousand and one.
I haven't done it since.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
You haven't, no one every day.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That was one day.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I haven't even done it ever ever, nothing close. So
it was miserable.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Little marathon flex in their frame. Yeah, right, there you go.
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
I have two stories, but I'm not sure I believe
number one. A revealing new surveys found that many Americans
would be willing to donate an oregon to family or friends. However,
they say many only thirty nine percent of Americans would
donate an organ for a loved one. I find that
(13:03):
to be way low. Thirty nine percent for a loved one.
For a loved one. Now, I think anybody that I
love I would donate an organ for. I just don't
love that many people. I think that's where the twist
is for me and my wife and I have a
list of people, a funny list, and when they do
(13:24):
something cool, they get moved up the list for organ donation.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
When do y'all talk about this list, well, usually it's.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Something like cool happens, or something big happens, or somebody
does something super selfless or like shows up for us.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
We're like, oh, that just moved up a spot. They're
getting close to that organ donation line.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But I find it to be remarkably sad that less
than half of Americans would donate an organ for a
loved one.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
I know, I wonder if when they were asked this,
were they really thinking it through, Like were they really thinking.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
About But they weren't even asked like you have to
do it right now? So I think it would be
way higher because they're not You're not committed to it. Okay,
I would just say yes in the survey. You can
say whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Yeah, I'll be like, yeah, I give them all of
them right now? Who needs it?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Well?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
We do right now?
Speaker 13 (14:03):
Oh sorry, I think you're serious. What if loved one
is just too broad? Like if you said your kids
or your wife, I loved one? Like that could be
your brother that you don't get along with, But.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
That's not a loved one. But I still think you
would if you love your brother, not you because you Hey,
I can give it to all you guys. Thirty nine
percent seems way low because I I would the only organs.
I wouldn down it like the heart of my brain. Hey,
what about your your man organ? No one know that
you feel I have one of them?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
No, no, what what loved one needs that you never know?
Go ahead? Why kidney? Yes, livery yes.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
It have to be something that you could serve.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yes, what about toe?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Not sure why they need that toe specifically, but yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah all that if you Yes, if I love that,
But I don't know why they need it, and I
don't all of a sudden like they're like they have
to have it. So they're taking my pinky.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Well, they don't need it for their pinky, but maybe
you know the organ like.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I would do.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Haven't things before we're like on someone's thigh, they grow
a nose.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, so that's like skin grafting.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah. So if they needed skin, yes, but I don't
think they go to my pinky.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Not a lot of skin there.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I think Eddie had it.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
Eddie.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Here's the deal I make with you on if you
ever need a man organ, you can have a pinky.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Hey, I'll take it right.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
No, you should just up.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It be a little pale, but it's up.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Tell or would you just offer nothing?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
It's better than.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
No.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I think you'd rather have the story moving on. No,
that's not the story you want to tell. No, I'm
a kindle. That's not a story I want to tell.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Secondly, this is another one that I'm just like, I
don't I don't believe it because I feel like thirty
nine percent is way low on the organ. This is
the second story I read. I'm like, I don't believe it.
It's from the New York Post. Women are more attracted
bald men. Let's go.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Yeah, because I need to see manliness or something.
Speaker 13 (16:08):
I need to see who wrote this article or what
if it's like just their confidence level because we shaved
our heads.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah, if the authors like Cball Jones, I think we know.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
No, I think it could represent some sort of a
it's or it could be subconscious, like we don't even
know what's happening because it's a testosterone thing or something.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
No, that would be less testosterone.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Oh, I thought that men that were bald had too much.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It has nothing to do with testosterone looking at you. Yeah, No,
we don't know for sure. We can look that up.
It may have nothing to do with women are attracted
to bald men. According to a new study commissioned by
Elicit Encounters, the company which proudly advertises itself for married
people that are looking for yeah whatever, surveyed thousands of
(16:55):
women to distinguish the physical attributes that they found attractive
and a man. Surprisingly, researchers on that a bald head
was very desired, beating out dark, curly and blonde hair.
It might be because baldness was associated with positive traits
like maturity, intelligence, honesty, education, what the heck.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
All that kind of stuff, and low t can cause
hair loss, particularly on the body and face, but it
doesn't directly cause baldness.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
There's a link between testosterone and baldness. It's not a
simple case of high testosterone causing hair loss. The key
factor is the hormone DHD, which is derived from testosterone.
Some individuals are genetically predisposed to have hair follicles that
are highly sensitive to DHT, leading to hair loss even
with normal testosterone levels. Yeah, that's it for me. So
yours is probably so high it's pushing the hair out.
(17:42):
It's a cup of water. It's got too much testosterone. Yeah,
but that can't be true that women are more attracted
to bald guys. I'm gonna tell you why. I'm gonna
tell you why just I would even say subconsciously genetically
And you can't like find the best look of bald.
You can't look at the rock or Jason Stateum, I'd
be like, well look at that is. I can find
you like seven guys named Bob that has that ring
(18:02):
on the back of their head that's bald.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
With that, But if they shaved that, they'd be bald.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I think I think you look at both sides, look
at genetics, subconsciously and go for the children that we're
going to have, who would be the best appropreate with.
And you know a lot of things happen their height,
hair loss.
Speaker 13 (18:23):
What are you talking about, I said, subconsciously, for sure,
it is really of course I never thought that.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
By the way, Mother's Day weekend had is like the
ultimate scouting for guys that are looking for submitted to
date because every girl's posting a picture of their mom
and that's that's twenty years, twenty five, thirty years in
the future. That's a great point. That's it's the ultimate
scouting tool. Like go back to their Instagram, find a
Mother's Day post. If you're thinking about dating them, see
what their mom looks like. That's what you will be
(18:52):
with in twenty five thirty years. You talk about Bill
Belichick doing tape, like running the tape scouting high school
players what they're going to turn.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
That's that.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
I understand that a little bit, but I just don't
think you can't.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Nothing's one hundred percent. Yeah, generally nothing one hundred percent.
But yes, if you don't think everybody kind of looks
like their moms, is there a girl, Yeah, that's your scouting.
So Mother's Day is a scouting day. Interesting if you're single. Wow, yeah,
rival should do like stars, like four stars, more four
and a half stars, five stars.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
So I don't believe women are more attracted a ball.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Do you want to do a little around the room,
But I think you're just gonna be. If we brought
in eight bald men and brought in eight guys with hair,
I think then you would have the We just can't
look at good looking bald guys and make them the
judgecause that's what everybodys thinking of right now.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
You know my wife likes though. I don't even think
it matters that.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I don't think they're gonna pick baldhead over not bald heads,
and they may not pick hair over ball, but I
don't think that matters as much. Is my point where
they're just I want a bald head. That's not really
something you dedicate yourself to it. I got to have
a bald head, but you do go. I must date
somebody five to ten or higher. I must date somebody
that has certain traits physically.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Yeah, okay, what my.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Wife likes to rub my head? Now we want to
TV boy Eddie after dark?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, that's weird. The clip was gone super viral, which
is super cool. Brooks and Dune they had sat down.
I was talking with them and I just asked him
when did you guys become millionaires? And man, it's crazy
to think even like thirty years ago, they were mailing
out checks, paper checks through the postal service for a
million dollars and that's how they knew they were millionaires.
(20:39):
Resky kicks on the bus, we got royalty checks.
Speaker 14 (20:42):
I don't like the same day, I literally came in
the mail with two commas on it, and that number.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
In front of you had a paper check.
Speaker 14 (20:48):
Yes, absolutely nothing more fun than you broke on your ass,
your whole life and.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Walk piper check with two commas. Excuse me, I need
to go talk to the manager.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, I might want to go do that.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I guess checking account though. I got some ideas. So
we get we get through checks.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
I opened my first I don't know for whatever, didn't
know what it was in turn of Oh it kicks,
I'll just become a millionaire. And he's like, okay, he
tears his opening goes yeah me too.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
How about that You open an envelope and there is
a check for a million dollars. That is such trust
in your mailman not to not steal it, just for
it to get there. Yeah, because you don't even know
when you don't get it that you lost it because
there's no internet. You can't log into a portal and
see that.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
That's so true.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
And you open a check and you think it's going
to be like for them thirteen thousand dollars something, and
it's a million dollars. It's funny, he said that. He's like,
I got to get a manager or something.
Speaker 8 (21:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Yeah, I'm to.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Think you get what I do with this. So I
thought that was a super fun story. That thing's been
viewed like four million times now. That clips awesome. That's
from the ACM special that I did on Amazon Prime.
If you guys want to watch out. I want to
share a new super pet peeve of mine, which I
think I've always had it. I don't know it affected
me so much, but I called Scooba Steve the other
day and Scoob Steve answered the phone like this, Hello, Okay,
(22:14):
our cell phone tells us who's calling. Yeah, there's no
need to answer the phone, like you don't know who's calling,
Like my name comes across I don't know what I'm
listed as it could be Bobby, it could be good
things or bad things, but he knows it's me, and
so I'm calling and he's like, hello, it's me. It
says on the phone, it's me. When people answer the
phone like they have no idea who's calling, this is
(22:37):
not nineteen eighty six. I think I answered in a
sense of like you're you're calling me? No, you do not.
You answered it. You answered it like hello, like and
I was like, dude, it's me, yeah, and he's like sorry.
I think what he said was sorry. I'm just used
to answering the phone like that from numbers. I don't know.
Speaker 12 (22:54):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
It's weird, pretty peculiar when people do that, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
I think the only time I do that is if
I'm annoyed.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Oh go ahead at what?
Speaker 11 (23:08):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (23:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
I'm just trying to think of like I did that
the other day as it kind of just frustrated with
my boyfriend and I go hello, Okay, that's different.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
But I know it's him.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Yes, he's called, like I should be like hey, what's up?
Speaker 5 (23:19):
But I was like hello.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I think that's purposeful enough that you know who it
is Scuba made me feel like he never met me before.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Yeah, but that's it, I know, Yeah, that's maybe it's
Scuba annoyed.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
With you, Scooby annoyed with me?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
No, not at all. Okay, I think if there's intention
with the answer, like if my wife annoyed me, and
she'd be like, yeah, I know she knows it's me calling.
So I'm adding that to my list now of I
have a top tier list of pet peeves. When someone
answers the phone like they don't know what you're calling,
that annoys me. The other ones are saying something's over
one hundred percent, because it can't be one hundred and
(23:55):
one percent, can't be one hundred ten percent. Someone says literally,
someone says literally and it's not literally. Those are like
my super pet peeves. So I think I now have
three super I have a mini, but those are my
three super, my mount rushmore pet peeves. I think I
need one more to fill out the presidential faces.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You do.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Oh, I know what it is. You can't write it
any better. Yeah, you can.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
You can write every single situation that's ever been presented
on Earth better.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
Yeah, but the thing is just a says it's just
a pet peeve that it's not the constitution.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
People don't get arrested for it, but I can be
annoyed by it, right, you have.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Every right to be annoyed.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Again. I've often said there are two things you could
write into any story to make it better.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Aliens are talking dog.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Everything's better.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Everything's better with the aliens are talking dog.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
I don't know about the alien's part, but talking dog.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yes, imagine you called a talking dog and he didn't
know who you were.
Speaker 10 (24:51):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
That story's just got better.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
But it's also not believable.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Sure, so there's a social media crazy what's happening?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Aim even got a letter from her school that a
lot of kids are doing this and I want to
play this from TikTok.
Speaker 14 (25:06):
First dangerous trend called chromebook challenge is going viral on
TikTok where students insert paper clips, coins, or metal objects
into their chromebooks USB ports, causing electrical short circuits, smoke,
and even fires. In Colorado, Over thirty cases have been
reported in Texas. Each damaged device costs up to four
hundred dollars. Some students have been burned, schools evacuated, and
(25:29):
legal charges are being considered. Schools are cracking down. Suspensions, fines,
and even police.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Involvement are now on the table.
Speaker 14 (25:36):
The lithium ion batteries can explode it over one thousand
degrees fahrenheit and here is.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
A story from WFSB News talking about one student that
had to go to the hospital because of it.
Speaker 15 (25:47):
The trend has students putting items in the USB port
of the laptop to cause a fire. Several videos have
been trending on the app playing villpd says a student
who calls the short circuit stuck scissors in the port,
then was sent to the hospital for smoke inhalation. Parents
are insensed about the trend that continues to make its
way around schools.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Watching the clips, it's hilarious. No, okay, so yeah, y'all
are It's like dry eyes coming out of the computer.
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
No, it's not funny.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
It's not funny because I didn't think I was going
to laugh like I did until I started watching it.
You shouldn't do it because you're wasting your parents' money.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
This is very expensive, or it could be the school's laptop.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
But no, the children like the letter I got from
my son's principle is like, hey, parents, I'm sure you're
aware or maybe you're not, this TikTok challenge that's happening.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Go ahead and talk to your kids because it's stupid.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I just want to say, its supid because I'm laughing.
I'm not promoting it.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
If the chromebook is damaged, like we the parents or
the kid, we're going to be held responsible for the
damages and will be consequences.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
And fine, it's too much smoke.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Right, So if y'all were in high school or junior
high right now, y'all would be trying it.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Probably do it, no, because sure I had to buy
my own chromebook probably, which means I had to work
a lot out to do it.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
If it's not.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
It's given to you at school, like that's what the
school is saying, like you're being issued this.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
However, you're going to be responsible.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
If it's you're not going to do it. And I
never got my son has one that he brings home.
I never got in trouble. Okay, yeah, same, I have
I have want a computer that's mine. I don't use anymore.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Ever, let's do it, no, because it's just gonna what nay.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I am a good point. Yes we can do it
on twenty whistles and YouTube.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Why because you don't have them all over there?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Time for the good news. Bobby Lorena Villagran, a student
in Idaho, has a hearing aid. She's in first grade
and she was always really embarrassed about it because the
kids always be like, what's in your ear?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
She was made to feel different.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
She has a teacher, Courtney Craner, and Miss Craner would
see her always having to talk about it, and so
Miss Craner ordered a bunch of kids books about hearing
aids and put them all through the class. So when
they would read them, all the other kids would hear
stories about other kids with hearing aids that made them
really cool and they were able to use that in
(28:09):
a way that other kids basically like a superpower. I
love that that's out of the box thinking too, like
somebody's getting picked on for something like they didn't have
any books when I was a kid about smelly kids
that didn't get a lot of showers, they had to
wear the same clothes over and over every day. That
would have helped me a lot. That'd be a terrible book.
It would be a bad book, but that would have
helped me a lot. They'd have been like, oh, Bobby's
(28:30):
really cool. Yeah, great, great job from miss Crainer. Love
that she thought of that would have never thought of that,
kt BB. It's also why I'm not a first grade
teacher though. That's it, what's one of the reasons. That's
what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Here's a voicemail from last.
Speaker 11 (28:48):
Night slign Studio calling with the Morning Corning for Amy.
Speaker 12 (28:52):
What do you call a snake that is three point
one four meters long?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Up?
Speaker 11 (28:58):
High time pie pie?
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah? Good?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Three three point one four yeah good. All right, let's
do the Morning Corny, The Morning Corny.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
What do you call a breakup between two chiropractors? A
joint decision?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
That was the Morning Corny, pretty good. A mutual breakup
between two chiropractors, Yeah, joint would be a joint decision.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Oh so you want me to add the word mutual.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, because it's a joint. It's double and up the
word joint like they're doing it together. A joint decision.
Good call, Yeah, thank you, she's writing use it somewhere else.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Well, we posted on Instagram.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
But also, I just want people to make sure they're
also making note because people retell our jokes and so
they need to make sure to add that when they
retell it.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
It's a good point. Yeah, here is Isaac from Virginia.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
So I opened up two B and right there on
the front page was Bandslam and I was like, that's
the one with Bobby Boone.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
So I watched it.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
First, I want to say you're welcome for the royalties.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Second, nice shirt.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
And third, this movie started off and I thought that
it was going to be horrible, but then something happened
and I got invested and I started laughing because it's
actually funny. And then by the end I even had
a tear in my eye. Bandslam, who knew.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I'm glad my performance can movie to tears and he
got paid nice.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I yeah, I had like ten lines in band Slammed
the movie with Vanessa Hudgens and Lisa kudrou My. I
think it's only a movie I've been, and I've been
a few TV shows like acting, but yeah, I'm a
big movie debut. Grand Opening, Grand Clothing hated it. Not them,
just hate. You just wait around all day to do
jack crap. But yeah, Bandslam is up and it was
a pretty good movie. It did mild to pretty bad
(30:49):
in theaters, but it was pretty I thought it was
pretty good, right, didn't it was really critically acclaimed. Yes,
it was basically an indie movie critically acclaimed, but really
didn't get to the support that it needed.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Movie Mike, would you think of band Slam?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
And He's pretty good? I like music movies like that.
I do not wear my glasses in Bandslam and I
have big curly hair. Was that the director's call?
Speaker 4 (31:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yeah, maybe, hey lose the glass.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Maybe.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
So it's got eighty two percent of rotten tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
All right, thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
She has ninety five bridesmaids. Her name is Catherine. No chance,
I would never.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I couldn't be a I don't. I couldn't be a
friend of somebody who has ninety five bridesmans. That's the
whole wedding. Everybody here, you are a bridesmaid? How high
maintenance must she be with ninety five bridesmaids? Because once
it gets to like eight, I'm already like, how high
maintenance is g Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
I'm confused by that at all, but also to me, like,
she's she's not that.
Speaker 10 (31:39):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
I guess a few of that many, fris, I.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Don't even know ninety five people. Yeah, I think if
I were to list everybody I know, I'd struggle getting.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
Up in more than ninety five people.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Your wedding, Yeah, if I went through my phone. Yeah,
but half those are my wife's that's right. If I
don't think I have ninety five people on my phone,
yes you do, Mike, Will you count these for me?
All of them? Yeah? I don't have that many. Look
a what why do you not have.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
I don't I don't know that many people. Would you
mind running through that real quick? See how many? Having
my phone?
Speaker 5 (32:09):
I have six hundred and twenty two unread text master.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Though, who knows I might have more.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
But let's see.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Katherine McGowan tied the knot and she wanted around ten people,
but then she was like, no, I need more, So
she invited ninety five people to be bridesmaids at her wedding.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Okay, she's just trying to seek attention, yes.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Well, and then she has like a bunch of kids
in like her class. She's like a dance teacher. That's
kind of cute, but do they all have to get
the same dress?
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Well, oh, it says it down here. Okay, I have
three hundred people on phone.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Go did you know at the bottom of your phone
it tells you how many contacts?
Speaker 3 (32:42):
See how many of you guys have on your phone?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
What do you do contact?
Speaker 5 (32:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Yeah, go all the way to the bottom. It will
tell you how many you have.
Speaker 13 (32:49):
But I will say though, I don't save everyone's number.
I don't save anyone's number.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Oh wow, wow, oh gosh.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
I have some people saved under.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Alarm emoji do not answer alarm emoji not answer?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
So those a few contacts are like that five hundred
and fourteen.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Okay, so I have three fourteen.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Amy, you have what one thousand, two hundred and fifty six?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
And do you have five hundred and fourteen? I have
four hundred and forty six. I'm surprised you have more
than me because your phone you don't have use your
phone like I have. People like called Sandra sixth Street.
I mean, I mean that's a good son Morgan.
Speaker 5 (33:30):
I have seven one hundred and eighteen. Oh yes, Oh gosh, guys,
what is going on with me? I have someone in
here who saved as yo yo.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I think you're just you're a number hoarder. See, you
just save everybody's number. I delete numbers pretty regularly. I
just and I don't really know that many people. I'm
telling you, I don't save mine. I get a lot
of Maybe this is fred a lot.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
So she didn't she did ninety five.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
He did not match into ninety five because usually they
do as many grooms they do bridesmaids. Yeah, yeah, he
did eight, So there's ninety five. And again she teaches
like dance has all the kids in it, it's us
a lot. So does one groomsman like walk down eleven?
And I don't want to be I don't want to
(34:15):
be the one having to walk the dance kids down. Yes,
so they thought they'd have their friends. And I get
the idea of it. But even if you commit to
it and it says you have ninety five bridesmaids, that's
that's that's that's a lot. Right.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Can you ask them to buy all the same dress.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
That's not good.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
That's also not very good. What are we gonna say, Amy, nothing.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
I just realized I have I have double the reason
why I'm so high. Guys, Okay, there's explanation. I see
now that I'm still synced up with the context from
my ex husbands. I guess we had the same at
some point because there's all these there's like Colonel whatever
emergency travel, like let's call it's.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Like Colonels girl.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
I guess it CA he did did to like travel
real quick.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
For work that USA if I said, I can't have
enough kernels on your phone. This is one of the
greatest stories of the band for me, because the lead
singer was just singing in the shower and somebody heard him.
And so I'm talking about Hoodie and Darius Rutger's birthday
is today, turns fifty nine, and I do want to
start with this. So this is Darius talking and he
(35:23):
talked about he's taking a shower. Somebody heard him singing, and.
Speaker 10 (35:26):
I go to the take a shower and I just
start singing. I'm singing Billy Joel's Honesty. And I finished
taking my shower and I think nobody's in the hall,
and I go around corner of his kid pops and
jumps out of his room.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
He's like, is that you singing in there?
Speaker 10 (35:38):
I was like, God, it's like, you know, you're great,
And I was like, well, thank you, and he just
said I play guitar, and I was like cool, He's like,
let's get together as soon as we know any of
the same songs.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
That night we got together, and I think our first
gig was a week later. Tell me that's not crazy,
that awesome.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I've never heard that in my life.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
So where was he in South Carolina?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Okay, so he's in college.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah, I believe so.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yes, this is all stuff that he said to me
in interviews that we fold this fifty nine again today.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Happy birthday to Darius.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
By the way, my first ever interview in the history
of my career was Darius Rutger when I was like.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Seventeen years old.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Darius's dad lived nearby when he was growing up, but
he was completely absent from his life, like he did
not have a relationship with his dad even though he
lived right down the road, very similar with me in
my situation. And he told me the story of what
happened when he did run into his dad after not
talking to him for fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
I don't see my dad.
Speaker 10 (36:30):
From the time I'm like thirteen or fourteen till I'm
twenty eight, fifteen years so we talked for a little
while and I give him my phone number this before
cell phones and go on the road for a couple
of days. I get back to my house and I
checked my answer machine and he's on my answer machine
and the first message he left me in my whole
life happy talked to him fifteen years. He asked me
(36:51):
for fifty thousand dollars. It was shocking. I was like,
are you kidding me? And expected me to give it
to him.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
This was one of the only interviews that when we did,
and I know Darius well, where I started crying and
I feel like I have to be very stable, be
the support whenever the person is telling stories are getting emotional.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
But Darius was like, yep, didn't know.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
My dad didn't see him my dad when he went
he went to his dad's funeral and sent in the
very back and everybody was giving all of these tributes
to his dad, and he was like, I don't know
that person.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Didn't see him. Forever got famous.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Just if I can expound from that clip a little bit,
Dad saw him like on Letterman playing found him in
a restaurant, went up, Hey, I want to be in
your life.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
And then what he said he went away and came back.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Then I have cell phones and when he came back,
there was a blink on the machine and he's like, oh,
my dad, and he's like, hey, fifty thousand dollars. I
think that's when I started to get emotional too. Yeah's
a tough one. Yeah, he's been out of the cycle
of heavy drug use for twenty years because his book
(38:00):
he talked about a lot of drugs, and they were
seen as like this clean cut They're doing songs like
I Only want to Be with You, But they were
going hard and they were young, they were college kids.
Now they had money, and so we talked a bit
about how it caused the implosion of the band. And
I'm curious. I've never done a drug. I've never had beer,
(38:23):
and I kind of kidding but not really. I'm always
curious about how you feel when you do drugs, because
it looks awesome how you feel right then, But I
understand the things that happen after aren't.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
But I was like, what's the best drug? Extracy is
the best?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
And did you take a pillowy under the tongue or
does that work? Both Even the name of it, I
mean twenty years, the name of it sounds like it
should be.
Speaker 10 (38:47):
That's that's That's what I always say about that particularly drug.
They explain it to you what it is by the day.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Is that the one where you get really dehydrated.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah, you get really dehydrated, but you just get really happy.
Speaker 10 (38:57):
It's I always say that if you if you think
someone's okay, you like it a lot, you like it,
you love it, and if you love it, it's the
greatest thing that's ever hit there.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
And you talking about how I don't love it because
it ends up being way, way, way worse for you
in the long run, because that's why he's not doing it.
But I am always like, tell me more, I need
to know. I think that's how I do my drugs,
just talking to people about it the way he said, Yeah, yeah,
people thought he'd be a laughing stock in country music,
Darius had. People didn't accept him at first when he
(39:26):
signed a deal in country because again he's hooty, and
that the record label made a huge mistake in signing him.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
They said that too.
Speaker 10 (39:33):
There's people who said that Capitol would be the laughing
stock of country music. If BASI it was deja vu
because everybody, you know, there were some people at Atlantic
Records that said they'd be the laughing stock if they
put correct review out. And so it's like I just
laughed at it. The thing that I had that made
it okay. I wasn't expecting any success. I mean, there's
no just plenty of money then, so I was I
(39:54):
didn't have plenty of money. I mean, trust me, country
music been very very gut to me.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Cookie Mustard and one of Hoody and Blowfish's biggest songs
is Misunderstood. And the song hold my Hand, want you
to Hold My Hand?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
That's by what it.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Wasn't a clip. That was me saying that was you
You thought I was playing a clip. Yeah, No, he
talked about what it's really about.
Speaker 10 (40:17):
Oh my Hand's a protest song, and most people think
it's just happy, go lucky, come over my hand, you know,
but it's really a song against the evils of racism
and evils of just disliking people for because they're algb
EQ or you know. It's a song about we should
all just love each other instead of all this eight
And people don't get that, and they just think it's
a pop fluff.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
But be realist of the words. So they read a
pretty good sole.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
There four number one Country albums, ten number one songs,
three time Grammy winner grand Ole Opry member Wodys sold
over twenty five million albums. Their debut album, Cracked Review
sold over twenty million copies. Darius Rutger turns fifty nine
years old today.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
You know what I love? I love about two songs.
Speaker 12 (40:57):
I Love Jesuits Alone by Lamppool. The mom was that
the clip to one I Love the Most stops not
far behind you name it. She never lets me in,
only tells me where she's been. Well, she's had too
much to dream. Let her fly, almost, let her cry,
(41:21):
let her fly though it works. Maybe that was how
they started let her go, just let it go. Uh yeah,
I love that one. And then I just like the line, Aim,
Bobby is so cool.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
To be with you. And I texted him one night
because my wife and I will play cards and if
I'm the winner the game before I picked the playlist
and it's all like nineties and two thousands. That's how
she knows the Cranberrys. That's how she knows counting cruises
because I forced it upon her.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Oh, it's like parents when their kids different.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Yeah, she calls me, uh uh uncle, uncle uncle flashback
or something, yeah, something something. My music name is like
Uncle flashback.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Uh so I play Hoody and that was playing and
I texted Darius and I was like, hey, hey, and
Bobby is so cool. I said, what does that mean?
What do you think it means? Because he didn't know
me then, so it couldn't have been that.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
Yeah, Bobby, niggee.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Interesting Bobby, does anybody know? If you do know, don't answer.
If you're guessing, they'll go for it.
Speaker 13 (42:26):
I don't know, but I'm guessing because he always references
Bob Dylan in songs.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
It is and he says, before that, uh, put on
a little Dylan sitting on a fence. You guys made that.
I did not want it man by. He says, put
on a little Dylan. Bobby is so cool. Down down
Bob Dylan. All I want to be with you. Yeah,
(42:50):
that's cool. That's really cool. Happy birthday, Darius. Darius is
probably not hearing this. I think he's still probably in
the UK. He's not living living there, but before we
did then, but he's like, I'm going with the UK
for a few months just to get away. You want
to go in just take some time and go write
music and be there for a minute.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
Country music has been good.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Hey, trust me, it's been real good to him, vetty
vetty good as he would say. But been instrumental in
my career in many, many ways. Loved Darius fifty nine.
Happy birthday, Darius Rutger.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Stories from the Daily Mail. A man was mould to
death and eaten by his pet lion just days after
buying the beast because he wanted to keep it in
the back.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
M is this America? This is not America. But here's
the thing.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
If you're going to buy a lion, that lion has
no relationship with you other than if it gets hungry,
it's going to eat you. If you raise it from
a baby lion, it still might eat you, But odds
are there's a relationship as well. But if you just
buy one and you're like, I want to put in
the backyard, that's probably not gonna end well.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
But no, not not in America.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
And I think so the kangaroo story yesterday, that wasn't America.
In America, the guy was americangaroo cage and got the
crap beat out of him, and then I'm pretty sure
I was America.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Yeah, so we're slowly getting there.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Well, we fight smaller animals on this.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Pope Leo's childhood home is for sale and it's owners
jacking up the price. A real estate agent called the guy.
He said, Hey, the Pope used to live in your house.
And the guy's like, stop choking, and he was ready
to unload the home for about tw hundred thousand dollars
and he's like, well, they're running to jack the price
up on that anohing wrong with that?
Speaker 6 (44:34):
Well, is somebody gonna buy it and pay significantly more
because the Pope lived there.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I may be significantly is not the word, but I
would think some I think that's you're looking for any
reason whatsoever to raise the value of the house. But
that's pretty cool. This pope is awesome. And here's why
this pope is awesome. People are arguing he's not American
because it's like he was born here and like, but
then he moved. He's been a missionary pretty much as
whole professional life.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
And I love that about him.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Mean, he's been someone who looks out for immigrants and
the poor, and I think that is what Christianity is.
It is about looking out for people that have it
a lot harder than you. I think that's the basis
of Christianity. You know, do one to others and also
take care of others. And that's what his whole life's
been about. He doesn't have any networth, very little. Uh.
This is why he's American though, if you don't mind
me going on a little thing here. He has lived
(45:20):
in other countries. He does have a double citizenship in Peru.
He does speak really wonderful Spanish. But he is a
Knicks fan, a Villanova fan, and a White Sox fan.
That's American. You don't love American sports like that, Like
he texts to keep up with Villanova and the Knicks.
He was at a White Sox game in twenty fourteen.
They found him in the crowd.
Speaker 10 (45:40):
You know, get no.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
American than that.
Speaker 13 (45:42):
I bet he loves hotdogs too, probably eats apple pie
every Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Sure, at what point do you know when he decided
to be He.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Was only a cardinal like a few years ago. By
the way, he just became a cardinal, But I mean.
Speaker 6 (45:54):
Even before that, like was he you know, I'm just
thinking like Villanova days or high school, Like did he
have a girlfri because you know, there's some.
Speaker 5 (46:01):
Maybe a woman out there now that's like I used
to date that pope.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
That's a good song, I said, I used to date
dub Ho. So here's what I would say about that.
From what I know, I've been listening to a lot
of interviews with his brothers. They're also gems themselves. Oh,
his name's Bob. He's Pope Bob. He's Pope Leo.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
But he's Bob and his brother's like, I call him pope.
I didn't call him father when he was just a father.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
He's like, he's my brother. He's Bob. And you know,
he chose Leo. I think there have been thirteen other
Leos before him. Because you have to choose the name
of a saint, you don't have to you can choose
any name you want. Francis chose friend. He was the
first ever Francis so but most of the times they
will choose names of saints or other popes that chose
names from saints.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
And never married. Obviously no kids because he's been a priest.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
The girlfriend don't know, but he does have family members
who talk about him as always being like extremely devout
and the good kid of the group, which is hilarious.
His brother's like, yeah, we're like eleven all playing and
everybody like you're gonna be the pope because you don't.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Do anything wrong.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
How they manifested it, Yeah, or.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Ten million people say that, and this is one they
came out, you spoke it. I was watching him. I'm
not Catholic, but I was watching him give a service
on Sunday and everybody's clapping for him, and he comes out,
and it's just weird the pope speaking speaks English as
his main language, because most of the time when I'm
watching the Pope, he's speaking Spanish, like Francis spoke a
(47:24):
lot of Spanish because he was from South America or Italian,
depending on where they're from. And the Pope's up there
just spending American, not even English, but American, and everybody's
clapping for um, and he's super funny and he goes, hey,
I appreciate all that clapping, but you know, as they say,
sometimes people all clap for you at the beginning, but
well they still be here in clap for you at
(47:45):
the end of this, we'll see, and everybody got a laugh,
and he went on, so I don't think about me
becoming a Catholic A couple of months.
Speaker 5 (47:51):
A year, A couple of months a year.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Yeah, I can't fully I can't fully commit. The weddings
are too long. The funerals are too long. Like I think,
when somebody's getting married and it's a funeral and it's
from the church, I'm there for a couple of months
of the year, I'm.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Probably not gonna go.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
They can do.
Speaker 6 (48:05):
They do shorter masses. I feel like Lunchbox is a
Catholic wedding and it wasn't that long.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
No, I wasn't Catholic. My wife is not Catholic.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
Oh yeah, this was just a long, non Catholic one.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
I don't even know that long. That's what that's my point.
I thought, he like, you know, naggled it a little
bit and was like, we're gonna do us for.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
You're a Catholic.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
I'm Catholic. Yeah, but it wasn't It wasn't a Catholic church.
Now I went into a Catholic church. It was a
different type of church, got it.
Speaker 8 (48:28):
It did.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
Catholic vibes, yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
That thing back.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
The only thing not Catholic about it was Ray got
so drunk he didn't show up that.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Was pretty good. Catholic. Oh, I thought, it's actually Catholic.
Speaker 10 (48:41):
We like to do.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Yeah, but he got so drunk he did right, right, Yeah,
I did. The night before it was we were only
there forty eight hours.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Couldn't really squeeze it all in.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
But you were there for a wedding.
Speaker 5 (48:50):
No, wasn't. It was well tonight, so I think the
night beforeties, I.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Couldn't squeeze it in. No. No, the one thing you
don't squeeze is the wedding. Everything else is to squeeze
around it. Billy said, he drive, I had to see
all my Austin friends. So okay, it doesn't matter anyway,
shout out the reception. He was already drunk.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
His wife was like put like eating baby fooding him
on his lips. Okay, it's been a while, dude, you've
grown since then.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
That was good times. Man, that was flashback right there.
That was good. That wedding was quick or what.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
He's now asking questions about it?
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Yeah, and he cried.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Lunchbox cried and it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
I didn't. It was no tears. A couple other things
pope related anyway, A big fan of this pope. I
loved watching all of the American priests or head of
the church is watching it live because there is no leak.
There's no shams that's out leaking draft picks or you know,
we hear there's an injury or we none of that's happening.
(49:49):
So when everybody finds out, everybody finds out, and all
the American priests are like, wait, it's an American.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
It's Bob.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Really cool, really cool. So yeah, Pope Leo's home is
for sale. I'm going to say a couple of things.
I don't want to expand on it because I've already
done it on twenty five Whistles. But there's a Pope
Francis baseball up for auction. I'm really thinking about buying it,
like for you can listen on there. I don't want
to not really what I want to like to talk
(50:18):
about here, not because I don't want to talk about
it because I've already done it that linked and also
I'm a little embarrassed by how much it is, but
it's on twenty five whistles. We also we do stupid
stuff on that show. My credit card points. I shared
it with the cast and crew. I've never catched my
credit card points, and I'm a whole life. Ever, because
I'm always.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Scared of me.
Speaker 5 (50:35):
You're the same. You carry the same type of card
this entire time.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
Too, for like eight or nine years.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
Oh okay, yeah, we said your whole life. So I
didn't know if, like, you have the same credit card
from when you were twenty.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
I didn't get a credit card till way later. I
was scared to have credit smart true, so I shared
with them my credit card points. I thought, you know,
the card tooon when someone sees in their eyes go
out of their head. That's what happened.
Speaker 6 (51:00):
So I felt when I saw your four oh one K.
I don't know if you just like save differently?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
Yes, I save everything I possibly can.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
I have?
Speaker 5 (51:11):
What how is that impossible? Like what do you in
the world on your credit card?
Speaker 3 (51:18):
I don't even know what to buy? Like, what do
you want the Vatican? Can me buy the Vatican?
Speaker 2 (51:22):
You could probably do that with the points?
Speaker 5 (51:24):
Yeah, can you buy that ball with the points?
Speaker 2 (51:27):
There's only a certain amount of places. But then I
don't want to waste them, because what if I lose
my job and I go broke. I need those points
to get me buy.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
For a couple of years you can retire on those points.
Speaker 3 (51:35):
That's in twenty five whistles too. If you guys get
bored and you want to.
Speaker 5 (51:37):
Check it out, did you say the amount?
Speaker 3 (51:39):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (51:40):
I sent it to Eddy and they we talked about
it specific They talked about what you could turn that
into if you just got cash bag. Do you know, yeah,
text it to me. What the number he just showed
it to you? Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm scared. I don't
I have money trauma, so that don't that'll never be gone.
(52:00):
A man stumbles across a horde of priceless coins. Went
out for a nature walk. That'd be pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Huh, that never happens to me. You do many nature walks.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
I do some walks, you know, and I find like
a dime or a nickel, but nothing like that. He said,
saw some coins on a beautiful saturday. I took my detector,
was out alone, and then all of a sudden, he
shows these four hundred and sixty nine Roman coins that
were together. These coins are over two thousand years old,
(52:32):
and they don't really give a number as what they're worth,
but it could be like seven figures. I mean, that's
where it's at. Mentally get my credit card points with
you by those the coins. I'll give you one more
story because this one is, oh, I got too right
out of time. Scientists say if you live near a
golf course, you have a higher risk of Parkinson's disease. Right,
(52:53):
this blew my mind. Do you know why?
Speaker 5 (52:57):
Yeah, the story also makes sense.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
Yes, Is it because you're looking at the balls?
Speaker 5 (53:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (53:03):
No, because they're happened to you so much on the grass,
meaning all of the pesticides, and it gets in the
water because they're having to wagh pesticide that entire plot
of land and it's going into the ground of the
watery and the pest. How crazy is that? That is
terrible because I thought too it would be like parks
is from the golf balls going to my window and
I'm like, it's always mad, Like how close within six miles?
(53:25):
Why do you live in a golf course?
Speaker 9 (53:27):
No, I live within a couple of miles of one,
it says, like liberally green, so living So here we go.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
This is what it says, living within one mile significant
risk more so of none. But if you more than
three and then six miles and it kind of fades
away after six miles and then also I got Parkins.
No you don't, I mean you might go get it
good checked Morgan thought she had lime disease. She didn't.
Can they tell right now via Parkinson's probably.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
But you lived next to like a Muni for a
few years. I think you're okay.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Yeah, it's for a few years.
Speaker 3 (54:01):
I think you're okay.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
Now his old house was by Immuni too.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
Oh you double muned?
Speaker 6 (54:04):
Oh no, I know, but I think of like my childhood.
I lived in a golf course neighborhood and I lived
there for eighteen years.
Speaker 5 (54:10):
So then what if stuff from.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
Your childhood and we got Parkins? Know that that's what
I have.
Speaker 3 (54:17):
However, it's possible.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Though with you.
Speaker 5 (54:19):
Yeah, yes, maybe you just explain something you know?
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Are there?
Speaker 4 (54:24):
You go?
Speaker 2 (54:24):
That's the news Bobby's story, Bobby Bone show, Sorry up today.
Speaker 9 (54:34):
This story comes us from the UK. A twenty six
year old man is obsessed with firefighters. Wanted to be
a firefighter, but it hasn't worked out for him. So
it's like, how can I get close to him?
Speaker 2 (54:45):
I know what, I'm close to them? Yeah, not get
the job right?
Speaker 4 (54:49):
Right?
Speaker 2 (54:50):
How can I get close to them? Okay?
Speaker 3 (54:51):
This is already starting off bad.
Speaker 8 (54:52):
Go ahead.
Speaker 9 (54:53):
So he's sitting at his house and he lights a fire.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
In the bedroom. That's what that's you know what how
I just keep working and try to be f.
Speaker 9 (55:02):
So they come, they put out the fire, and he's like, man,
I think it was electrical something. You know, there were
sparks shooting out. So they go into the electrical box,
turn some things off, put out the little fire.
Speaker 2 (55:11):
Leave. About an hour later, nine one one. Oh there's
another fire man, another fire.
Speaker 3 (55:17):
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
You want to get close, Well, the problem is when
you want to get close to somebody and you're doing
something to get close to somebody, most of the time
not a great idea if you're creating an event to
get somebody to come to you, unless that event is
like a proposal. Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 5 (55:33):
You don't admit it.
Speaker 2 (55:34):
No, I can't admit it. I'm not hitting anything nothing,
I mean, yeah.
Speaker 9 (55:39):
Except except he pleaded guilty to two council arson, but
they didn't put him in jail. They said, you can't
contact the fire department for one year.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
Oh wow, so something's up. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (55:49):
But like what if one day there is a real fire.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
Now he can't. Oh yeah, yeah, something's he obviously, Yeah, okay,
I'm uch box at your bonehead. Story of the day.
So this guy's at dinner and they say, would you
like still are sparkling water? And he goes with sparkling
and when he drinks it, it starts to cause a
burning pain in his mouth and it gets worse than
(56:14):
his stomach. So they rushed into the hospital and they
found his esophagus and his stomach were badly burned, appearing
even black. But this is like a well known sparkling water.
He drinks it starts to like kind of like oh.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
They say the.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Water looked a bit yellow too. They're not sure they're
investigating this.
Speaker 5 (56:37):
Somebody spiked it with a burned serum.
Speaker 3 (56:40):
I would just say acid and say like or I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (56:44):
I was just thinking like a little vial of like
something's nicy.
Speaker 15 (56:48):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (56:48):
That's weird because one I look at my water. Unless
the water is super clear, I ain't drinking it unless
the glass is yellow to make me to hide the
water because the water had a yellowish chance to what
they say, but I feel like the water is kind
of like the toilet. When I'm done, I always look yeah,
(57:09):
like I always look at the water.
Speaker 3 (57:10):
I look in the water.
Speaker 2 (57:11):
I make sure there's nothing floating that sucks because it
sounds like something. I wonder any chance they grabbed the
wrong bottle and it's the cleaner. Yeah, I mean, or
they just they replaced because when we worked in the restaurant,
it didn't matter what the brand was of, like ketchup
or mustard. You just filled it with what are the
cheap stuff? Is you ordered in bulk? So if they were,
(57:33):
they replaced that with like cleaning solution instead of water
into the bottle.
Speaker 6 (57:40):
Okay, Well back up, you're telling me if you had
to hinz ketch a bottle on a table, you'd fill
it with whatever cheap stuff.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
As a customer, like but still hid everybody does that. No,
you buy the biggest bulkist and then you fill it. Okay,
I would be able to know you wouldn't.
Speaker 6 (57:57):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (57:58):
Yes, one time in the history of the wedding tables,
did someone raise their hand and go this is not
great coupon?
Speaker 13 (58:07):
Oh boy?
Speaker 2 (58:08):
Yeah, the whole sparkling water stories, we were just look
at your water. Yeah, because he for sure drank something,
So now it's did someone try to kill him?
Speaker 5 (58:17):
Was he on a date?
Speaker 3 (58:19):
Well, you go conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
You think the date happened thinking because I've heard it
a bunch of times where they actually serve the wrong
liquid and Amy's like, h L yeah, that's from oddity Central.
We're done with the show today. Thank you guys for
being here, Thanks for listening. We talked about don't donating organs.
We talked about Brooks and Dune when they became millionaires.
It came in the form of a paper check, which
(58:42):
is crazy to trust the postal service like that. We
did the anonymous inbox where somebody guessed the baby sex
and run the whole party. Uh, go listen to the podcast.
It's free. Just go search for the Bobby Bone Show
wherever you podcast. We're here tomorrow. We hope you guys
are too. We'll see you then. By everybody, Bobby Bone
Show
Transmitting a Welcome to Tuesday show more in Studio More.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I did an Instagram and people were commenting, I'm ashamed
to follow you. I thought I knew who you were.
I guess I don't. They're really upset at me. So
I'm gonna tell you what happened. So I get on
Instagram and we're talking about a woman who came up
to me when I was in Dallas and she said, hey,
listen to you every morning.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
And the woman lived in Nashville. Her sister lived in Dallas.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
She said, to my sister and I, we talk like
normal adult siblings, but we don't talk all the time.
But I got her listening to the podcast, and now
we talk almost every day about something on the podcast.
And so I kind of layered that out and I'm like,
I'm sitting here and she comes up, says this, says this,
says this. But I thought for sure people would get
the joke. A lot of people didn't get the joke.
Did you see it?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
I got the joke.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
I feel like, yeah, I wouldn't never talk to anybody
like I also know you.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
So the joke was very obvious to me. If some
people only kind of know you.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Maybe they're like, oh, okay, I'm gonna listen.
Speaker 7 (01:12):
Listen, hey guys, Bobby here with a quick, wholesome story.
I wanted to share it from Dallas as we get
ready to do the ACMs. So this morning, I have
them a little tea drink and a woman comes up
to me and she says, hey, I live in Nashville.
My sister lives in Dallas, and I put her onto
your podcast. So she said this about the show's podcast,
(01:34):
said and so we both listened every day, and it
gives us a reason to actually talk to each other.
Not the sisters don't talk, but we have a reason
to now reach out and communicate it even more because
of that.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
And I'm sitting in.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
The couch thinking, can't you see I'm drinking my morning drink.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Give me a minute.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
God, dang, thy god, dang, that's funny, man.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I mean walked right up to pull the cloth out.
That was a little joke. People were so upset.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Maybe maybe people are getting a more sensitive or maybe
I'm just losing any sort of understanding of sensitivity.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Which one is it. I thought it was pretty funny.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Uh, I'm just gonna go for anybody that was upset
doesn't are idiots.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I'm good, really understand, I'm with you, a good way
of putting it.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Abby was pet sitting at my house for a day
because we went and we had to do the ACMs
last week, and a lot of messages about Abby asking one,
did you use the pickleball court?
Speaker 8 (02:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, because she wanted to just go over to the
house and use it.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yep, we did.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
And Jeff, fine, and did you swim in the pool?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Did not swim in the pool?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Got it?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
But I may have worked out in your gym.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Great, that's okay.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
What else? Did you take a bath?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Actually no, I did not.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
You know what she did?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
That was pretty cool, she said, because we had some
dry cleaning. Come back and she said, hey, I took
the dry cleaning. I want to go through your closet
or your stuff. I hung it in like this opening
area upstairs, and I was like, look at Abby, not
like getting on our stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah that's nice.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well the question is should I have paid her since
she used all the facilities, or should it have been
a trade off? Trade off?
Speaker 9 (03:10):
No, Abby, you got free gym access. You got free
pickleball court. I mean it's like a country club. The
hotel membership there.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I still paid her, still her she went over and
she didn't have to spend the night or anything, but
she was there because we had to stay a little
later than we thought in Dallas.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
But yeah, that was a abbey. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Thank you, You're welcome. But to answer the listeners questions,
you did play pickleball, you did not swim in the pool,
you did work.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Out in the gym? Anything else?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
I watched TV?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, anything good?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Not really?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
No, no Tuesday reviews.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Did I don't have anything?
Speaker 8 (03:42):
Not a sin by.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
There's a question to be.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Hello, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It seems I'm the jerk of the family after accidentally
ruining my sister's gender reveal. First Off, no one told
anyone it was a gender reveal. It's supposed to be
a surprise. Secondly, I went to the bathroom my kind
a glimpse of a bedroom with the door open, and
it was filled with baby stuff, mostly blue stuff. So
when I left the bathroom, I said, hey, so it's
a boy, and the whole room goes silent. My sister,
(04:20):
my sister was almost in tears, accusing me of making
it all about me. I get the gender reveals are
big now, and perhaps I couldn't have been so quick
to blurt that out. But I'm failing to see how
this is all my fault. How much crow do I
need to eat? To do whatever I can to make
this write with her, her husband, my family, her friends,
and everyone else who thinks I'm the world's biggest jerk.
Signed a ruiner of surprises. So if you really didn't
(04:44):
know that's funny, then you walk out, Hey, it's a boy,
Holy good, and everyone's waiting, even the sister they didn't
even know. If you really did not know, the should
there should be an understanding there of Oops, I screwed
up a little bit, But how do you not know
it's a gender reveal like that? It could be their
fault too, for not communicating that everyone's coming over for
a gender reveal. I don't think this is totally your
(05:05):
fault because there was no malicious intent here, but I
would still apologize.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Oh absolutely, And if you don't normally do this sort
of thing, like can you normally pay attention and whatnot?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I'm sure they're like ha ha ha. But if you're
notorious for just not paying attention to any details. They're
probably far more annoyed.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Well, he did see details, He saw blue and came out,
and I was like, it's a boy.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
How about that? So this is what I would say
to one.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Apologize, but don't apologize by saying, hey, if your feelings
were hurt, because that's not a real apology. The apology
should have should be like this, Hey, I shouldn't have
walked out of the bathroom and just said that it's
going to be a boy. That's on me, and just
leave it at that. You don't really it's your sister.
If it were like a secondary friend, I would say
you could do a couple of those things because it's
(05:51):
kind of not your fault but for your sister. As
you said, you just need to eat crow. Yeah, but
if they didn't communicate that properly, you should know in
your heart you really didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
But don't say but you didn't tell me, don't.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Ye internally you know you because I don't feel like
you did anything wrong. If you didn't know, Now, if
you didn't pay attention, you could have accidentally screwed up.
But just go and apologize. But that's funny, everybody. It's
a boy I just saw in the bedroom. Everyone's like, oh,
all right, close that up. I'm for never gonna get it.
(06:24):
One in ten Americans don't plan on replacing this for
at least five years. No, you're not gonna get it.
You're never, never gonna get it. Not One in ten
Americans don't plan on replacing this for at least five years.
That's the question we have Scott on in Indiana. He's Scott,
do you wear a size eleven?
Speaker 10 (06:44):
Eleven?
Speaker 11 (06:44):
Eleven and a half. He spends on the style or
the brand, but yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Felt that Scott's planning for a pair of my shoes.
And Scott, you get the first option to answer the
question here. One in ten Americans don't plan on replacing
this for at least five years. So you'll answer, You'll
pick somebody on the show to answer, and there'll be
a wildcar round and if you win any of those three,
you win the prize.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Here, Scott, what do you think? Buddy? Son's good? All right? Cool?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Now what do you think about the answer the question?
One in ten Americans don't plan on replacing this for
at least five years. Gosh, i'd say a new car.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Okay, a new car. Good. That's that is definitely a
pretty good guest here. That is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
So let me introduce to you the players that could
win you a pair of really nice shoes. Amy, Lunchbox
or Morgan or Eddie. What do you say over there? Amy?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Really nice?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
You said really nice shoes, and I go, really.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Nice, thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I like that. So I'll let you pick two of them.
If I don't one of them, get it, you win
one in ten Americans don't plan on replacing this for
at least five years.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
How do you feel about your answer over there?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Well, I feel like it's very different than the way
he said.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Like it should be because his wasn't right. Yeah, like
very Okay, this is very different. You feel fair?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
I feel fair.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Lunchbox nailed it, Nail, I feel really good about mine.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Eddie, I've never felt this good before. Wow, Hey, Scott,
you can pick two of them to play for you.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Which two would you like?
Speaker 10 (08:12):
God?
Speaker 11 (08:12):
There was so many, so much confidence there.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I was really feeling Amy.
Speaker 11 (08:16):
But then she didn't too much.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
She was super confident.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
She never there, but hers is way different, she said.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go Eddie and Lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Whoa, you got us some shoes? Dude, Lunchbox, what do
you have phone? By phone? You're keeping it for five years?
That's good? Boom? Okay, Eddie, what do you have smoke
alarm in your house? I don't think batteries is the
answer that I just met the smoke alarm, but yeah,
batteries too. I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
That's change.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I mean you may want to replace those.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Amy, I said, air.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Filter pretty good. It's kind of like Eddie's You're you're
gonna die of like breathing in really Foxy's years.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I changed my mind.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah, I'm just saying if you were the person that
did that yet.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And Eddie's buying a new smoke detector every five years,
so that a new one everywhere.
Speaker 12 (09:08):
Yeah, I went on a similar level of Lunchbox for
more specific a cracked phone screen.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Okay, very specific, it is very specific. How do you
feel about Lunchboxes' cell phone and Eddie's smoke detector, Scott, I'm.
Speaker 11 (09:24):
Not feeling confident, but you never.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Know whoa oh Man minds pretty stupid. I agree with that.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
Eddie said, I've never felt better, Like, we can't listen
to him.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Would you like to switch off of any either of
those two to somebody else.
Speaker 11 (09:40):
Would you say that one of them are right?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, answer that, Hey, one of them definitely could be right. Oh,
definitely could be right.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Definitely could But.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
You can just stay with them.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I encouraged it.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
If you feel good to stay with them.
Speaker 11 (09:57):
I'll just stay with them because I don't think an
air filters. I think you got to change it more
than every five years, or you're bringing in some Nancy.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Okay, well we got that. We'll beat that. Yeah, we
got it. Uh so it is not air filter, Aimy,
you're wrong. Eddie does not smoke alarm. You're wrong, Morgan, crackscreen,
that is not it. So basically we're a lunchbox. Do
we think it's a cell phone? It's that cell phone.
Speaker 9 (10:20):
Man, you buy that iPhone whatever six, you're not getting
a new one in the next five years. You're waiting
till the ice phone twenty comes out before you get
a new one.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
A lot of words there that makes sense, but we
got it.
Speaker 9 (10:33):
Yes, Yeah, Like, if you buy that Android, you're not
gonna go out and buy the razor the next month.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
You're waiting exactly a lot of words there, whoa I
think he got Hey, what shoes do you think he's
gonna pick? You can't see them, so I just melting
a pair of them. I think Lunchbox got this. Okay,
you want to bet anything on it? Uhh, well, well
there you're confidence that one of the ten Americans don't
plan on replacing this for five years.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Lunchbox, you are.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Right. Nice show shop, launch Box, nice job, Scott. Scott
will send you a pair of shoes. We'll send you
a sign book as well. I'll play that song right.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
We know.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Coming up on June fifteenth, and eighty two year old
named Stan Katrell is planning a one thousand mile run
wow across Georgia.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Again.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
He's eighty two, however, he is an ultra distance runner,
a Nobel Peace Prize nominee, and a former Marine's eighty two.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
All that stuff's awesome.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
He's also eighty two and he's gonna try run one
thousand months.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:46):
He's running across Georgia to raise money for injured veterans,
and the money's gonna go to Helping a Hero, which
is an organization that provides housing for vets. He's gonna
do about twenty five miles a day for forty days,
so that's pretty much a marathon a day for forty days.
You can follow his journey on Instagram at run stand
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Run twenty twenty five a marathon a day.
Speaker 8 (12:10):
My bad.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Twenty twenty five is this year his handle for whatever reasons.
Twenty twenty one. Maybe that's when he started.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Running.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, I should have thought that out.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
But also he's probably seventy eight na. Yeah, that's that's crazy.
He's that old.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
No, regardless of his age too, it's crazy. He's gonna
run a marathon a day. If you were twenty five
years old and you were running a marathon a day,
that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
I did a marathon once back in two thousand and one.
I haven't done it since.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
You haven't, no one every day.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That was one day.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I haven't even done it ever ever, nothing close. So
it was miserable.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Little marathon flex in their frame. Yeah, right, there you go.
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
I have two stories, but I'm not sure I believe
number one. A revealing new surveys found that many Americans
would be willing to donate an oregon to family or friends. However,
they say many only thirty nine percent of Americans would
donate an organ for a loved one. I find that
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to be way low. Thirty nine percent for a loved one.
For a loved one. Now, I think anybody that I
love I would donate an organ for. I just don't
love that many people. I think that's where the twist
is for me and my wife and I have a
list of people, a funny list, and when they do
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something cool, they get moved up the list for organ donation.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
When do y'all talk about this list, well, usually it's.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Something like cool happens, or something big happens, or somebody
does something super selfless or like shows up for us.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
We're like, oh, that just moved up a spot. They're
getting close to that organ donation line.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But I find it to be remarkably sad that less
than half of Americans would donate an organ for a
loved one.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
I know, I wonder if when they were asked this,
were they really thinking it through, Like were they really thinking.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
About But they weren't even asked like you have to
do it right now? So I think it would be
way higher because they're not You're not committed to it. Okay,
I would just say yes in the survey. You can
say whatever.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Yeah, I'll be like, yeah, I give them all of
them right now? Who needs it?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Well?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
We do right now?
Speaker 13 (14:03):
Oh sorry, I think you're serious. What if loved one
is just too broad? Like if you said your kids
or your wife, I loved one? Like that could be
your brother that you don't get along with, But.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
That's not a loved one. But I still think you
would if you love your brother, not you because you Hey,
I can give it to all you guys. Thirty nine
percent seems way low because I I would the only organs.
I wouldn down it like the heart of my brain. Hey,
what about your your man organ? No one know that
you feel I have one of them?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
No?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
No, no, what what loved one needs that you never know?
Go ahead? Why kidney? Yes, livery yes.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
It have to be something that you could serve.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yes, what about toe?
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Not sure why they need that toe specifically, but yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah all that if you Yes, if I love that,
But I don't know why they need it, and I
don't all of a sudden like they're like they have
to have it. So they're taking my pinky.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Well, they don't need it for their pinky, but maybe
you know the organ like.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I would do.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Haven't things before we're like on someone's thigh, they grow
a nose.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, so that's like skin grafting.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah. So if they needed skin, yes, but I don't
think they go to my pinky.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Not a lot of skin there.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I think Eddie had it.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
Eddie.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Here's the deal I make with you on if you
ever need a man organ, you can have a pinky.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Hey, I'll take it right.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
No, you should just up.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It be a little pale, but it's up.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Tell or would you just offer nothing?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
It's better than.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
No.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I think you'd rather have the story moving on. No,
that's not the story you want to tell. No, I'm
a kindle. That's not a story I want to tell.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Secondly, this is another one that I'm just like, I
don't I don't believe it because I feel like thirty
nine percent is way low on the organ. This is
the second story I read. I'm like, I don't believe it.
It's from the New York Post. Women are more attracted
bald men. Let's go.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Yeah, because I need to see manliness or something.
Speaker 13 (16:08):
I need to see who wrote this article or what
if it's like just their confidence level because we shaved
our heads.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah, if the authors like Cball Jones, I think we know.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
No, I think it could represent some sort of a
it's or it could be subconscious, like we don't even
know what's happening because it's a testosterone thing or something.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
No, that would be less testosterone.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Oh, I thought that men that were bald had too much.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
It has nothing to do with testosterone looking at you. Yeah, No,
we don't know for sure. We can look that up.
It may have nothing to do with women are attracted
to bald men. According to a new study commissioned by
Elicit Encounters, the company which proudly advertises itself for married
people that are looking for yeah whatever, surveyed thousands of
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women to distinguish the physical attributes that they found attractive
and a man. Surprisingly, researchers on that a bald head
was very desired, beating out dark, curly and blonde hair.
It might be because baldness was associated with positive traits
like maturity, intelligence, honesty, education, what the heck.
Speaker 9 (17:12):
All that kind of stuff, and low t can cause
hair loss, particularly on the body and face, but it
doesn't directly cause baldness.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
There's a link between testosterone and baldness. It's not a
simple case of high testosterone causing hair loss. The key
factor is the hormone DHD, which is derived from testosterone.
Some individuals are genetically predisposed to have hair follicles that
are highly sensitive to DHT, leading to hair loss even
with normal testosterone levels. Yeah, that's it for me. So
yours is probably so high it's pushing the hair out.
(17:42):
It's a cup of water. It's got too much testosterone. Yeah,
but that can't be true that women are more attracted
to bald guys. I'm gonna tell you why. I'm gonna
tell you why just I would even say subconsciously genetically
And you can't like find the best look of bald.
You can't look at the rock or Jason Stateum, I'd
be like, well look at that is. I can find
you like seven guys named Bob that has that ring
(18:02):
on the back of their head that's bald.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
With that, But if they shaved that, they'd be bald.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I think I think you look at both sides, look
at genetics, subconsciously and go for the children that we're
going to have, who would be the best appropreate with.
And you know a lot of things happen their height,
hair loss.
Speaker 13 (18:23):
What are you talking about, I said, subconsciously, for sure,
it is really of course I never thought that.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
By the way, Mother's Day weekend had is like the
ultimate scouting for guys that are looking for submitted to
date because every girl's posting a picture of their mom
and that's that's twenty years, twenty five, thirty years in
the future. That's a great point. That's it's the ultimate
scouting tool. Like go back to their Instagram, find a
Mother's Day post. If you're thinking about dating them, see
what their mom looks like. That's what you will be
(18:52):
with in twenty five thirty years. You talk about Bill
Belichick doing tape, like running the tape scouting high school
players what they're going to turn.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
That's that.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
I understand that a little bit, but I just don't
think you can't.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Nothing's one hundred percent. Yeah, generally nothing one hundred percent.
But yes, if you don't think everybody kind of looks
like their moms, is there a girl, Yeah, that's your scouting.
So Mother's Day is a scouting day. Interesting if you're single. Wow, yeah,
rival should do like stars, like four stars, more four
and a half stars, five stars.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
So I don't believe women are more attracted a ball.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Do you want to do a little around the room,
But I think you're just gonna be. If we brought
in eight bald men and brought in eight guys with hair,
I think then you would have the We just can't
look at good looking bald guys and make them the
judgecause that's what everybodys thinking of right now.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
You know my wife likes though. I don't even think
it matters that.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
I don't think they're gonna pick baldhead over not bald heads,
and they may not pick hair over ball, but I
don't think that matters as much. Is my point where
they're just I want a bald head. That's not really
something you dedicate yourself to it. I got to have
a bald head, but you do go. I must date
somebody five to ten or higher. I must date somebody
that has certain traits physically.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Yeah, okay, what my.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Wife likes to rub my head? Now we want to
TV boy Eddie after dark?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, that's weird. The clip was gone super viral, which
is super cool. Brooks and Dune they had sat down.
I was talking with them and I just asked him
when did you guys become millionaires? And man, it's crazy
to think even like thirty years ago, they were mailing
out checks, paper checks through the postal service for a
million dollars and that's how they knew they were millionaires.
(20:39):
Resky kicks on the bus, we got royalty checks.
Speaker 14 (20:42):
I don't like the same day, I literally came in
the mail with two commas on it, and that number.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
In front of you had a paper check.
Speaker 14 (20:48):
Yes, absolutely nothing more fun than you broke on your ass,
your whole life and.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Walk piper check with two commas. Excuse me, I need
to go talk to the manager.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yeah, I might want to go do that.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I guess checking account though. I got some ideas. So
we get we get through checks.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
I opened my first I don't know for whatever, didn't
know what it was in turn of Oh it kicks,
I'll just become a millionaire. And he's like, okay, he
tears his opening goes yeah me too.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
How about that You open an envelope and there is
a check for a million dollars. That is such trust
in your mailman not to not steal it, just for
it to get there. Yeah, because you don't even know
when you don't get it that you lost it because
there's no internet. You can't log into a portal and
see that.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
That's so true.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
And you open a check and you think it's going
to be like for them thirteen thousand dollars something, and
it's a million dollars. It's funny, he said that. He's like,
I got to get a manager or something.
Speaker 8 (21:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Yeah, I'm to.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Think you get what I do with this. So I
thought that was a super fun story. That thing's been
viewed like four million times now. That clips awesome. That's
from the ACM special that I did on Amazon Prime.
If you guys want to watch out. I want to
share a new super pet peeve of mine, which I
think I've always had it. I don't know it affected
me so much, but I called Scooba Steve the other
day and Scoob Steve answered the phone like this, Hello, Okay,
(22:14):
our cell phone tells us who's calling. Yeah, there's no
need to answer the phone, like you don't know who's calling,
Like my name comes across I don't know what I'm
listed as it could be Bobby, it could be good
things or bad things, but he knows it's me, and
so I'm calling and he's like, hello, it's me. It
says on the phone, it's me. When people answer the
phone like they have no idea who's calling, this is
(22:37):
not nineteen eighty six. I think I answered in a
sense of like you're you're calling me? No, you do not.
You answered it. You answered it like hello, like and
I was like, dude, it's me, yeah, and he's like sorry.
I think what he said was sorry. I'm just used
to answering the phone like that from numbers. I don't know.
Speaker 12 (22:54):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
It's weird, pretty peculiar when people do that, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
I think the only time I do that is if
I'm annoyed.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Oh go ahead at what?
Speaker 11 (23:08):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (23:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
I'm just trying to think of like I did that
the other day as it kind of just frustrated with
my boyfriend and I go hello, Okay, that's different.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
But I know it's him.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Yes, he's called, like I should be like hey, what's up?
Speaker 5 (23:19):
But I was like hello.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
I think that's purposeful enough that you know who it
is Scuba made me feel like he never met me before.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Yeah, but that's it, I know, Yeah, that's maybe it's
Scuba annoyed.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
With you, Scooby annoyed with me?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
No, not at all. Okay, I think if there's intention
with the answer, like if my wife annoyed me, and
she'd be like, yeah, I know she knows it's me calling.
So I'm adding that to my list now of I
have a top tier list of pet peeves. When someone
answers the phone like they don't know what you're calling,
that annoys me. The other ones are saying something's over
one hundred percent, because it can't be one hundred and
(23:55):
one percent, can't be one hundred ten percent. Someone says literally,
someone says literally and it's not literally. Those are like
my super pet peeves. So I think I now have
three super I have a mini, but those are my
three super, my mount rushmore pet peeves. I think I
need one more to fill out the presidential faces.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You do.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Oh, I know what it is. You can't write it
any better. Yeah, you can.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
You can write every single situation that's ever been presented
on Earth better.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
Yeah, but the thing is just a says it's just
a pet peeve that it's not the constitution.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
People don't get arrested for it, but I can be
annoyed by it, right, you have.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Every right to be annoyed.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Again. I've often said there are two things you could
write into any story to make it better.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Aliens are talking dog.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Everything's better.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Everything's better with the aliens are talking dog.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
I don't know about the alien's part, but talking dog.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yes, imagine you called a talking dog and he didn't
know who you were.
Speaker 10 (24:51):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
That story's just got better.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
But it's also not believable.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Sure, so there's a social media crazy what's happening?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Aim even got a letter from her school that a
lot of kids are doing this and I want to
play this from TikTok.
Speaker 14 (25:06):
First dangerous trend called chromebook challenge is going viral on
TikTok where students insert paper clips, coins, or metal objects
into their chromebooks USB ports, causing electrical short circuits, smoke,
and even fires. In Colorado, Over thirty cases have been
reported in Texas. Each damaged device costs up to four
hundred dollars. Some students have been burned, schools evacuated, and
(25:29):
legal charges are being considered. Schools are cracking down. Suspensions, fines,
and even police.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Involvement are now on the table.
Speaker 14 (25:36):
The lithium ion batteries can explode it over one thousand
degrees fahrenheit and here is.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
A story from WFSB News talking about one student that
had to go to the hospital because of it.
Speaker 15 (25:47):
The trend has students putting items in the USB port
of the laptop to cause a fire. Several videos have
been trending on the app playing villpd says a student
who calls the short circuit stuck scissors in the port,
then was sent to the hospital for smoke inhalation. Parents
are insensed about the trend that continues to make its
way around schools.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Watching the clips, it's hilarious. No, okay, so yeah, y'all
are It's like dry eyes coming out of the computer.
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (26:15):
No, it's not funny.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
It's not funny because I didn't think I was going
to laugh like I did until I started watching it.
You shouldn't do it because you're wasting your parents' money.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
This is very expensive, or it could be the school's laptop.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
But no, the children like the letter I got from
my son's principle is like, hey, parents, I'm sure you're
aware or maybe you're not, this TikTok challenge that's happening.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Go ahead and talk to your kids because it's stupid.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I just want to say, its supid because I'm laughing.
I'm not promoting it.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
If the chromebook is damaged, like we the parents or
the kid, we're going to be held responsible for the
damages and will be consequences.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
And fine, it's too much smoke.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Right, So if y'all were in high school or junior
high right now, y'all would be trying it.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Probably do it, no, because sure I had to buy
my own chromebook probably, which means I had to work
a lot out to do it.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
If it's not.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
It's given to you at school, like that's what the
school is saying, like you're being issued this.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
However, you're going to be responsible.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
If it's you're not going to do it. And I
never got my son has one that he brings home.
I never got in trouble. Okay, yeah, same, I have
I have want a computer that's mine. I don't use anymore.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Ever, let's do it, no, because it's just gonna what nay.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I am a good point. Yes we can do it
on twenty whistles and YouTube.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Why because you don't have them all over there?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Time for the good news. Bobby Lorena Villagran, a student
in Idaho, has a hearing aid. She's in first grade
and she was always really embarrassed about it because the
kids always be like, what's in your ear?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
She was made to feel different.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
She has a teacher, Courtney Craner, and Miss Craner would
see her always having to talk about it, and so
Miss Craner ordered a bunch of kids books about hearing
aids and put them all through the class. So when
they would read them, all the other kids would hear
stories about other kids with hearing aids that made them
really cool and they were able to use that in
(28:09):
a way that other kids basically like a superpower. I
love that that's out of the box thinking too, like
somebody's getting picked on for something like they didn't have
any books when I was a kid about smelly kids
that didn't get a lot of showers, they had to
wear the same clothes over and over every day. That
would have helped me a lot. That'd be a terrible book.
It would be a bad book, but that would have
helped me a lot. They'd have been like, oh, Bobby's
(28:30):
really cool. Yeah, great, great job from miss Crainer. Love
that she thought of that would have never thought of that,
kt BB. It's also why I'm not a first grade
teacher though. That's it, what's one of the reasons. That's
what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Here's a voicemail from last.
Speaker 11 (28:48):
Night slign Studio calling with the Morning Corning for Amy.
Speaker 12 (28:52):
What do you call a snake that is three point
one four meters long?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Up?
Speaker 11 (28:58):
High time pie pie?
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah? Good?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Three three point one four yeah good. All right, let's
do the Morning Corny, The Morning Corny.
Speaker 6 (29:12):
What do you call a breakup between two chiropractors? A
joint decision?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
That was the Morning Corny, pretty good. A mutual breakup
between two chiropractors, Yeah, joint would be a joint decision.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
Oh so you want me to add the word mutual.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, because it's a joint. It's double and up the
word joint like they're doing it together. A joint decision.
Good call, Yeah, thank you, she's writing use it somewhere else.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Well, we posted on Instagram.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
But also, I just want people to make sure they're
also making note because people retell our jokes and so
they need to make sure to add that when they
retell it.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
It's a good point. Yeah, here is Isaac from Virginia.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
So I opened up two B and right there on
the front page was Bandslam and I was like, that's
the one with Bobby Boone.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
So I watched it.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
First, I want to say you're welcome for the royalties.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Second, nice shirt.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
And third, this movie started off and I thought that
it was going to be horrible, but then something happened
and I got invested and I started laughing because it's
actually funny. And then by the end I even had
a tear in my eye. Bandslam, who knew.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I'm glad my performance can movie to tears and he
got paid nice.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I yeah, I had like ten lines in band Slammed
the movie with Vanessa Hudgens and Lisa kudrou My. I
think it's only a movie I've been, and I've been
a few TV shows like acting, but yeah, I'm a
big movie debut. Grand Opening, Grand Clothing hated it. Not them,
just hate. You just wait around all day to do
jack crap. But yeah, Bandslam is up and it was
a pretty good movie. It did mild to pretty bad
(30:49):
in theaters, but it was pretty I thought it was
pretty good, right, didn't it was really critically acclaimed. Yes,
it was basically an indie movie critically acclaimed, but really
didn't get to the support that it needed.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Movie Mike, would you think of band Slam?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
And He's pretty good? I like music movies like that.
I do not wear my glasses in Bandslam and I
have big curly hair. Was that the director's call?
Speaker 4 (31:09):
No?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yeah, maybe, hey lose the glass.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Maybe.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
So it's got eighty two percent of rotten tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
All right, thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
She has ninety five bridesmaids. Her name is Catherine. No chance,
I would never.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I couldn't be a I don't. I couldn't be a
friend of somebody who has ninety five bridesmans. That's the
whole wedding. Everybody here, you are a bridesmaid? How high
maintenance must she be with ninety five bridesmaids? Because once
it gets to like eight, I'm already like, how high
maintenance is g Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
I'm confused by that at all, but also to me, like,
she's she's not that.
Speaker 10 (31:39):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
I guess a few of that many, fris, I.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Don't even know ninety five people. Yeah, I think if
I were to list everybody I know, I'd struggle getting.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
Up in more than ninety five people.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Your wedding, Yeah, if I went through my phone. Yeah,
but half those are my wife's that's right. If I
don't think I have ninety five people on my phone,
yes you do, Mike, Will you count these for me?
All of them? Yeah? I don't have that many. Look
a what why do you not have.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
I don't I don't know that many people. Would you
mind running through that real quick? See how many? Having
my phone?
Speaker 5 (32:09):
I have six hundred and twenty two unread text master.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Though, who knows I might have more.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
But let's see.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Katherine McGowan tied the knot and she wanted around ten people,
but then she was like, no, I need more, So
she invited ninety five people to be bridesmaids at her wedding.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Okay, she's just trying to seek attention, yes.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Well, and then she has like a bunch of kids
in like her class. She's like a dance teacher. That's
kind of cute, but do they all have to get
the same dress?
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Well, oh, it says it down here. Okay, I have
three hundred people on phone.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Go did you know at the bottom of your phone
it tells you how many contacts?
Speaker 3 (32:42):
See how many of you guys have on your phone?
Speaker 2 (32:44):
What do you do contact?
Speaker 5 (32:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Yeah, go all the way to the bottom. It will
tell you how many you have.
Speaker 13 (32:49):
But I will say though, I don't save everyone's number.
I don't save anyone's number.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Oh wow, wow, oh gosh.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
I have some people saved under.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
Alarm emoji do not answer alarm emoji not answer?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
So those a few contacts are like that five hundred
and fourteen.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Okay, so I have three fourteen.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Amy, you have what one thousand, two hundred and fifty six?
Speaker 2 (33:15):
And do you have five hundred and fourteen? I have
four hundred and forty six. I'm surprised you have more
than me because your phone you don't have use your
phone like I have. People like called Sandra sixth Street.
I mean, I mean that's a good son Morgan.
Speaker 5 (33:30):
I have seven one hundred and eighteen. Oh yes, Oh gosh, guys,
what is going on with me? I have someone in
here who saved as yo yo.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I think you're just you're a number hoarder. See, you
just save everybody's number. I delete numbers pretty regularly. I
just and I don't really know that many people. I'm
telling you, I don't save mine. I get a lot
of Maybe this is fred a lot.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
So she didn't she did ninety five.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
He did not match into ninety five because usually they
do as many grooms they do bridesmaids. Yeah, yeah, he
did eight, So there's ninety five. And again she teaches
like dance has all the kids in it, it's us
a lot. So does one groomsman like walk down eleven?
And I don't want to be I don't want to
(34:15):
be the one having to walk the dance kids down. Yes,
so they thought they'd have their friends. And I get
the idea of it. But even if you commit to
it and it says you have ninety five bridesmaids, that's
that's that's that's a lot. Right.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Can you ask them to buy all the same dress.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
That's not good.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
That's also not very good. What are we gonna say, Amy, nothing.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
I just realized I have I have double the reason
why I'm so high. Guys, Okay, there's explanation. I see
now that I'm still synced up with the context from
my ex husbands. I guess we had the same at
some point because there's all these there's like Colonel whatever
emergency travel, like let's call it's.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Like Colonels girl.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
I guess it CA he did did to like travel
real quick.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
For work that USA if I said, I can't have
enough kernels on your phone. This is one of the
greatest stories of the band for me, because the lead
singer was just singing in the shower and somebody heard him.
And so I'm talking about Hoodie and Darius Rutger's birthday
is today, turns fifty nine, and I do want to
start with this. So this is Darius talking and he
(35:23):
talked about he's taking a shower. Somebody heard him singing, and.
Speaker 10 (35:26):
I go to the take a shower and I just
start singing. I'm singing Billy Joel's Honesty. And I finished
taking my shower and I think nobody's in the hall,
and I go around corner of his kid pops and
jumps out of his room.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
He's like, is that you singing in there?
Speaker 10 (35:38):
I was like, God, it's like, you know, you're great,
And I was like, well, thank you, and he just
said I play guitar, and I was like cool, He's like,
let's get together as soon as we know any of
the same songs.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
That night we got together, and I think our first
gig was a week later. Tell me that's not crazy,
that awesome.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
I've never heard that in my life.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
So where was he in South Carolina?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Okay, so he's in college.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah, I believe so.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yes, this is all stuff that he said to me
in interviews that we fold this fifty nine again today.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Happy birthday to Darius.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
By the way, my first ever interview in the history
of my career was Darius Rutger when I was like.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Seventeen years old.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Darius's dad lived nearby when he was growing up, but
he was completely absent from his life, like he did
not have a relationship with his dad even though he
lived right down the road, very similar with me in
my situation. And he told me the story of what
happened when he did run into his dad after not
talking to him for fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
I don't see my dad.
Speaker 10 (36:30):
From the time I'm like thirteen or fourteen till I'm
twenty eight, fifteen years so we talked for a little
while and I give him my phone number this before
cell phones and go on the road for a couple
of days. I get back to my house and I
checked my answer machine and he's on my answer machine
and the first message he left me in my whole
life happy talked to him fifteen years. He asked me
(36:51):
for fifty thousand dollars. It was shocking. I was like,
are you kidding me? And expected me to give it
to him.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
This was one of the only interviews that when we did,
and I know Darius well, where I started crying and
I feel like I have to be very stable, be
the support whenever the person is telling stories are getting emotional.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
But Darius was like, yep, didn't know.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
My dad didn't see him my dad when he went
he went to his dad's funeral and sent in the
very back and everybody was giving all of these tributes
to his dad, and he was like, I don't know
that person.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Didn't see him. Forever got famous.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Just if I can expound from that clip a little bit,
Dad saw him like on Letterman playing found him in
a restaurant, went up, Hey, I want to be in
your life.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
And then what he said he went away and came back.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Then I have cell phones and when he came back,
there was a blink on the machine and he's like, oh,
my dad, and he's like, hey, fifty thousand dollars. I
think that's when I started to get emotional too. Yeah's
a tough one. Yeah, he's been out of the cycle
of heavy drug use for twenty years because his book
(38:00):
he talked about a lot of drugs, and they were
seen as like this clean cut They're doing songs like
I Only want to Be with You, But they were
going hard and they were young, they were college kids.
Now they had money, and so we talked a bit
about how it caused the implosion of the band. And
I'm curious. I've never done a drug. I've never had beer,
(38:23):
and I kind of kidding but not really. I'm always
curious about how you feel when you do drugs, because
it looks awesome how you feel right then, But I
understand the things that happen after aren't.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
But I was like, what's the best drug? Extracy is
the best?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
And did you take a pillowy under the tongue or
does that work? Both Even the name of it, I
mean twenty years, the name of it sounds like it
should be.
Speaker 10 (38:47):
That's that's That's what I always say about that particularly drug.
They explain it to you what it is by the day.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
Is that the one where you get really dehydrated.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Yeah, you get really dehydrated, but you just get really happy.
Speaker 10 (38:57):
It's I always say that if you if you think
someone's okay, you like it a lot, you like it,
you love it, and if you love it, it's the
greatest thing that's ever hit there.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
And you talking about how I don't love it because
it ends up being way, way, way worse for you
in the long run, because that's why he's not doing it.
But I am always like, tell me more, I need
to know. I think that's how I do my drugs,
just talking to people about it the way he said, Yeah, yeah,
people thought he'd be a laughing stock in country music,
Darius had. People didn't accept him at first when he
(39:26):
signed a deal in country because again he's hooty, and
that the record label made a huge mistake in signing him.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
They said that too.
Speaker 10 (39:33):
There's people who said that Capitol would be the laughing
stock of country music. If BASI it was deja vu
because everybody, you know, there were some people at Atlantic
Records that said they'd be the laughing stock if they
put correct review out. And so it's like I just
laughed at it. The thing that I had that made
it okay. I wasn't expecting any success. I mean, there's
no just plenty of money then, so I was I
(39:54):
didn't have plenty of money. I mean, trust me, country
music been very very gut to me.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Cookie Mustard and one of Hoody and Blowfish's biggest songs
is Misunderstood. And the song hold my Hand, want you
to Hold My Hand?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
That's by what it.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Wasn't a clip. That was me saying that was you
You thought I was playing a clip. Yeah, No, he
talked about what it's really about.
Speaker 10 (40:17):
Oh my Hand's a protest song, and most people think
it's just happy, go lucky, come over my hand, you know,
but it's really a song against the evils of racism
and evils of just disliking people for because they're algb
EQ or you know. It's a song about we should
all just love each other instead of all this eight
And people don't get that, and they just think it's
a pop fluff.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
But be realist of the words. So they read a
pretty good sole.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
There four number one Country albums, ten number one songs,
three time Grammy winner grand Ole Opry member Wodys sold
over twenty five million albums. Their debut album, Cracked Review
sold over twenty million copies. Darius Rutger turns fifty nine
years old today.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
You know what I love? I love about two songs.
Speaker 12 (40:57):
I Love Jesuits Alone by Lamppool. The mom was that
the clip to one I Love the Most stops not
far behind you name it. She never lets me in,
only tells me where she's been. Well, she's had too
much to dream. Let her fly, almost, let her cry,
(41:21):
let her fly though it works. Maybe that was how
they started let her go, just let it go. Uh yeah,
I love that one. And then I just like the line, Aim,
Bobby is so cool.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
To be with you. And I texted him one night
because my wife and I will play cards and if
I'm the winner the game before I picked the playlist
and it's all like nineties and two thousands. That's how
she knows the Cranberrys. That's how she knows counting cruises
because I forced it upon her.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Oh, it's like parents when their kids different.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Yeah, she calls me, uh uh uncle, uncle uncle flashback
or something, yeah, something something. My music name is like
Uncle flashback.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Uh so I play Hoody and that was playing and
I texted Darius and I was like, hey, hey, and
Bobby is so cool. I said, what does that mean?
What do you think it means? Because he didn't know
me then, so it couldn't have been that.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
Yeah, Bobby, niggee.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Interesting Bobby, does anybody know? If you do know, don't answer.
If you're guessing, they'll go for it.
Speaker 13 (42:26):
I don't know, but I'm guessing because he always references
Bob Dylan in songs.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
It is and he says, before that, uh, put on
a little Dylan sitting on a fence. You guys made that.
I did not want it man by. He says, put
on a little Dylan. Bobby is so cool. Down down
Bob Dylan. All I want to be with you. Yeah,
(42:50):
that's cool. That's really cool. Happy birthday, Darius. Darius is
probably not hearing this. I think he's still probably in
the UK. He's not living living there, but before we
did then, but he's like, I'm going with the UK
for a few months just to get away. You want
to go in just take some time and go write
music and be there for a minute.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
Country music has been good.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Hey, trust me, it's been real good to him, vetty
vetty good as he would say. But been instrumental in
my career in many, many ways. Loved Darius fifty nine.
Happy birthday, Darius Rutger.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Stories from the Daily Mail. A man was mould to
death and eaten by his pet lion just days after
buying the beast because he wanted to keep it in
the back.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
M is this America? This is not America. But here's
the thing.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
If you're going to buy a lion, that lion has
no relationship with you other than if it gets hungry,
it's going to eat you. If you raise it from
a baby lion, it still might eat you, But odds
are there's a relationship as well. But if you just
buy one and you're like, I want to put in
the backyard, that's probably not gonna end well.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
But no, not not in America.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
And I think so the kangaroo story yesterday, that wasn't America.
In America, the guy was americangaroo cage and got the
crap beat out of him, and then I'm pretty sure
I was America.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Yeah, so we're slowly getting there.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Well, we fight smaller animals on this.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Pope Leo's childhood home is for sale and it's owners
jacking up the price. A real estate agent called the guy.
He said, Hey, the Pope used to live in your house.
And the guy's like, stop choking, and he was ready
to unload the home for about tw hundred thousand dollars
and he's like, well, they're running to jack the price
up on that anohing wrong with that?
Speaker 6 (44:34):
Well, is somebody gonna buy it and pay significantly more
because the Pope lived there.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I may be significantly is not the word, but I
would think some I think that's you're looking for any
reason whatsoever to raise the value of the house. But
that's pretty cool. This pope is awesome. And here's why
this pope is awesome. People are arguing he's not American
because it's like he was born here and like, but
then he moved. He's been a missionary pretty much as
whole professional life.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
And I love that about him.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Mean, he's been someone who looks out for immigrants and
the poor, and I think that is what Christianity is.
It is about looking out for people that have it
a lot harder than you. I think that's the basis
of Christianity. You know, do one to others and also
take care of others. And that's what his whole life's
been about. He doesn't have any networth, very little. Uh.
This is why he's American though, if you don't mind
me going on a little thing here. He has lived
(45:20):
in other countries. He does have a double citizenship in Peru.
He does speak really wonderful Spanish. But he is a
Knicks fan, a Villanova fan, and a White Sox fan.
That's American. You don't love American sports like that, Like
he texts to keep up with Villanova and the Knicks.
He was at a White Sox game in twenty fourteen.
They found him in the crowd.
Speaker 10 (45:40):
You know, get no.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
American than that.
Speaker 13 (45:42):
I bet he loves hotdogs too, probably eats apple pie
every Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Sure, at what point do you know when he decided
to be He.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
Was only a cardinal like a few years ago. By
the way, he just became a cardinal, But I mean.
Speaker 6 (45:54):
Even before that, like was he you know, I'm just
thinking like Villanova days or high school, Like did he
have a girlfri because you know, there's some.
Speaker 5 (46:01):
Maybe a woman out there now that's like I used
to date that pope.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
That's a good song, I said, I used to date
dub Ho. So here's what I would say about that.
From what I know, I've been listening to a lot
of interviews with his brothers. They're also gems themselves. Oh,
his name's Bob. He's Pope Bob. He's Pope Leo.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
But he's Bob and his brother's like, I call him pope.
I didn't call him father when he was just a father.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
He's like, he's my brother. He's Bob. And you know,
he chose Leo. I think there have been thirteen other
Leos before him. Because you have to choose the name
of a saint, you don't have to you can choose
any name you want. Francis chose friend. He was the
first ever Francis so but most of the times they
will choose names of saints or other popes that chose
names from saints.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
And never married. Obviously no kids because he's been a priest.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
The girlfriend don't know, but he does have family members
who talk about him as always being like extremely devout
and the good kid of the group, which is hilarious.
His brother's like, yeah, we're like eleven all playing and
everybody like you're gonna be the pope because you don't.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Do anything wrong.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
How they manifested it, Yeah, or.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Ten million people say that, and this is one they
came out, you spoke it. I was watching him. I'm
not Catholic, but I was watching him give a service
on Sunday and everybody's clapping for him, and he comes out,
and it's just weird the pope speaking speaks English as
his main language, because most of the time when I'm
watching the Pope, he's speaking Spanish, like Francis spoke a
(47:24):
lot of Spanish because he was from South America or Italian,
depending on where they're from. And the Pope's up there
just spending American, not even English, but American, and everybody's
clapping for um, and he's super funny and he goes, hey,
I appreciate all that clapping, but you know, as they say,
sometimes people all clap for you at the beginning, but
well they still be here in clap for you at
(47:45):
the end of this, we'll see, and everybody got a laugh,
and he went on, so I don't think about me
becoming a Catholic A couple of months.
Speaker 5 (47:51):
A year, A couple of months a year.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
Yeah, I can't fully I can't fully commit. The weddings
are too long. The funerals are too long. Like I think,
when somebody's getting married and it's a funeral and it's
from the church, I'm there for a couple of months
of the year, I'm.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
Probably not gonna go.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
They can do.
Speaker 6 (48:05):
They do shorter masses. I feel like Lunchbox is a
Catholic wedding and it wasn't that long.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
No, I wasn't Catholic. My wife is not Catholic.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
Oh yeah, this was just a long, non Catholic one.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
I don't even know that long. That's what that's my point.
I thought, he like, you know, naggled it a little
bit and was like, we're gonna do us for.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
You're a Catholic.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
I'm Catholic. Yeah, but it wasn't It wasn't a Catholic church.
Now I went into a Catholic church. It was a
different type of church, got it.
Speaker 8 (48:28):
It did.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
Catholic vibes, yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
That thing back.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
The only thing not Catholic about it was Ray got
so drunk he didn't show up that.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Was pretty good. Catholic. Oh, I thought, it's actually Catholic.
Speaker 10 (48:41):
We like to do.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Yeah, but he got so drunk he did right, right, Yeah,
I did. The night before it was we were only
there forty eight hours.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Couldn't really squeeze it all in.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
But you were there for a wedding.
Speaker 5 (48:50):
No, wasn't. It was well tonight, so I think the
night beforeties, I.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Couldn't squeeze it in. No. No, the one thing you
don't squeeze is the wedding. Everything else is to squeeze
around it. Billy said, he drive, I had to see
all my Austin friends. So okay, it doesn't matter anyway,
shout out the reception. He was already drunk.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
His wife was like put like eating baby fooding him
on his lips. Okay, it's been a while, dude, you've
grown since then.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
That was good times. Man, that was flashback right there.
That was good. That wedding was quick or what.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
He's now asking questions about it?
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Yeah, and he cried.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Lunchbox cried and it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
I didn't. It was no tears. A couple other things
pope related anyway, A big fan of this pope. I
loved watching all of the American priests or head of
the church is watching it live because there is no leak.
There's no shams that's out leaking draft picks or you know,
we hear there's an injury or we none of that's happening.
(49:49):
So when everybody finds out, everybody finds out, and all
the American priests are like, wait, it's an American.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
It's Bob.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Really cool, really cool. So yeah, Pope Leo's home is
for sale. I'm going to say a couple of things.
I don't want to expand on it because I've already
done it on twenty five Whistles. But there's a Pope
Francis baseball up for auction. I'm really thinking about buying it,
like for you can listen on there. I don't want
to not really what I want to like to talk
(50:18):
about here, not because I don't want to talk about
it because I've already done it that linked and also
I'm a little embarrassed by how much it is, but
it's on twenty five whistles. We also we do stupid
stuff on that show. My credit card points. I shared
it with the cast and crew. I've never catched my
credit card points, and I'm a whole life. Ever, because
I'm always.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Scared of me.
Speaker 5 (50:35):
You're the same. You carry the same type of card
this entire time.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
Too, for like eight or nine years.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
Oh okay, yeah, we said your whole life. So I
didn't know if, like, you have the same credit card
from when you were twenty.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
I didn't get a credit card till way later. I
was scared to have credit smart true, so I shared
with them my credit card points. I thought, you know,
the card tooon when someone sees in their eyes go
out of their head. That's what happened.
Speaker 6 (51:00):
So I felt when I saw your four oh one K.
I don't know if you just like save differently?
Speaker 3 (51:05):
Yes, I save everything I possibly can.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
I have?
Speaker 5 (51:11):
What how is that impossible? Like what do you in
the world on your credit card?
Speaker 3 (51:18):
I don't even know what to buy? Like, what do
you want the Vatican? Can me buy the Vatican?
Speaker 2 (51:22):
You could probably do that with the points?
Speaker 5 (51:24):
Yeah, can you buy that ball with the points?
Speaker 2 (51:27):
There's only a certain amount of places. But then I
don't want to waste them, because what if I lose
my job and I go broke. I need those points
to get me buy.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
For a couple of years you can retire on those points.
Speaker 3 (51:35):
That's in twenty five whistles too. If you guys get
bored and you want to.
Speaker 5 (51:37):
Check it out, did you say the amount?
Speaker 3 (51:39):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (51:40):
I sent it to Eddy and they we talked about
it specific They talked about what you could turn that
into if you just got cash bag. Do you know, yeah,
text it to me. What the number he just showed
it to you? Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm scared. I don't
I have money trauma, so that don't that'll never be gone.
(52:00):
A man stumbles across a horde of priceless coins. Went
out for a nature walk. That'd be pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
Huh, that never happens to me. You do many nature walks.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
I do some walks, you know, and I find like
a dime or a nickel, but nothing like that. He said,
saw some coins on a beautiful saturday. I took my detector,
was out alone, and then all of a sudden, he
shows these four hundred and sixty nine Roman coins that
were together. These coins are over two thousand years old,
(52:32):
and they don't really give a number as what they're worth,
but it could be like seven figures. I mean, that's
where it's at. Mentally get my credit card points with
you by those the coins. I'll give you one more
story because this one is, oh, I got too right
out of time. Scientists say if you live near a
golf course, you have a higher risk of Parkinson's disease. Right,
(52:53):
this blew my mind. Do you know why?
Speaker 5 (52:57):
Yeah, the story also makes sense.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
Yes, Is it because you're looking at the balls?
Speaker 5 (53:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (53:03):
No, because they're happened to you so much on the grass,
meaning all of the pesticides, and it gets in the
water because they're having to wagh pesticide that entire plot
of land and it's going into the ground of the
watery and the pest. How crazy is that? That is
terrible because I thought too it would be like parks
is from the golf balls going to my window and
I'm like, it's always mad, Like how close within six miles?
(53:25):
Why do you live in a golf course?
Speaker 9 (53:27):
No, I live within a couple of miles of one,
it says, like liberally green, so living So here we go.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
This is what it says, living within one mile significant
risk more so of none. But if you more than
three and then six miles and it kind of fades
away after six miles and then also I got Parkins.
No you don't, I mean you might go get it
good checked Morgan thought she had lime disease. She didn't.
Can they tell right now via Parkinson's probably.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
But you lived next to like a Muni for a
few years. I think you're okay.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
Yeah, it's for a few years.
Speaker 3 (54:01):
I think you're okay.
Speaker 2 (54:01):
Now his old house was by Immuni too.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
Oh you double muned?
Speaker 6 (54:04):
Oh no, I know, but I think of like my childhood.
I lived in a golf course neighborhood and I lived
there for eighteen years.
Speaker 5 (54:10):
So then what if stuff from.
Speaker 2 (54:11):
Your childhood and we got Parkins? Know that that's what
I have.
Speaker 3 (54:17):
However, it's possible.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Though with you.
Speaker 5 (54:19):
Yeah, yes, maybe you just explain something you know?
Speaker 2 (54:24):
Are there?
Speaker 4 (54:24):
You go?
Speaker 2 (54:24):
That's the news Bobby's story, Bobby Bone show, Sorry up today.
Speaker 9 (54:34):
This story comes us from the UK. A twenty six
year old man is obsessed with firefighters. Wanted to be
a firefighter, but it hasn't worked out for him. So
it's like, how can I get close to him?
Speaker 2 (54:45):
I know what, I'm close to them? Yeah, not get
the job right?
Speaker 4 (54:49):
Right?
Speaker 2 (54:50):
How can I get close to them? Okay?
Speaker 3 (54:51):
This is already starting off bad.
Speaker 8 (54:52):
Go ahead.
Speaker 9 (54:53):
So he's sitting at his house and he lights a fire.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
In the bedroom. That's what that's you know what how
I just keep working and try to be f.
Speaker 9 (55:02):
So they come, they put out the fire, and he's like, man,
I think it was electrical something. You know, there were
sparks shooting out. So they go into the electrical box,
turn some things off, put out the little fire.
Speaker 2 (55:11):
Leave. About an hour later, nine one one. Oh there's
another fire man, another fire.
Speaker 3 (55:17):
I knew it.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
You want to get close, Well, the problem is when
you want to get close to somebody and you're doing
something to get close to somebody, most of the time
not a great idea if you're creating an event to
get somebody to come to you, unless that event is
like a proposal. Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 5 (55:33):
You don't admit it.
Speaker 2 (55:34):
No, I can't admit it. I'm not hitting anything nothing,
I mean, yeah.
Speaker 9 (55:39):
Except except he pleaded guilty to two council arson, but
they didn't put him in jail. They said, you can't
contact the fire department for one year.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
Oh wow, so something's up. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (55:49):
But like what if one day there is a real fire.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
Now he can't. Oh yeah, yeah, something's he obviously, Yeah, okay,
I'm uch box at your bonehead. Story of the day.
So this guy's at dinner and they say, would you
like still are sparkling water? And he goes with sparkling
and when he drinks it, it starts to cause a
burning pain in his mouth and it gets worse than
(56:14):
his stomach. So they rushed into the hospital and they
found his esophagus and his stomach were badly burned, appearing
even black. But this is like a well known sparkling water.
He drinks it starts to like kind of like oh.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
They say the.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
Water looked a bit yellow too. They're not sure they're
investigating this.
Speaker 5 (56:37):
Somebody spiked it with a burned serum.
Speaker 3 (56:40):
I would just say acid and say like or I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (56:44):
I was just thinking like a little vial of like
something's nicy.
Speaker 15 (56:48):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (56:48):
That's weird because one I look at my water. Unless
the water is super clear, I ain't drinking it unless
the glass is yellow to make me to hide the
water because the water had a yellowish chance to what
they say, but I feel like the water is kind
of like the toilet. When I'm done, I always look yeah,
(57:09):
like I always look at the water.
Speaker 3 (57:10):
I look in the water.
Speaker 2 (57:11):
I make sure there's nothing floating that sucks because it
sounds like something. I wonder any chance they grabbed the
wrong bottle and it's the cleaner. Yeah, I mean, or
they just they replaced because when we worked in the restaurant,
it didn't matter what the brand was of, like ketchup
or mustard. You just filled it with what are the
cheap stuff? Is you ordered in bulk? So if they were,
(57:33):
they replaced that with like cleaning solution instead of water
into the bottle.
Speaker 6 (57:40):
Okay, Well back up, you're telling me if you had
to hinz ketch a bottle on a table, you'd fill
it with whatever cheap stuff.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
As a customer, like but still hid everybody does that. No,
you buy the biggest bulkist and then you fill it. Okay,
I would be able to know you wouldn't.
Speaker 6 (57:57):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (57:58):
Yes, one time in the history of the wedding tables,
did someone raise their hand and go this is not
great coupon?
Speaker 13 (58:07):
Oh boy?
Speaker 2 (58:08):
Yeah, the whole sparkling water stories, we were just look
at your water. Yeah, because he for sure drank something,
So now it's did someone try to kill him?
Speaker 5 (58:17):
Was he on a date?
Speaker 3 (58:19):
Well, you go conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
You think the date happened thinking because I've heard it
a bunch of times where they actually serve the wrong
liquid and Amy's like, h L yeah, that's from oddity Central.
We're done with the show today. Thank you guys for
being here, Thanks for listening. We talked about don't donating organs.
We talked about Brooks and Dune when they became millionaires.
It came in the form of a paper check, which
(58:42):
is crazy to trust the postal service like that. We
did the anonymous inbox where somebody guessed the baby sex
and run the whole party. Uh, go listen to the podcast.
It's free. Just go search for the Bobby Bone Show
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