TUES PT 2: Bobby Messed Up Yesterday + Man Fired For Offensive Halloween Costumes + Who’s Going To The Work Halloween Party? + Child Support for Animals?!

We share what a day in our life looks like during the week and why Bobby messed up yesterday. He also talks about his struggles with taking medication and feeling shame for it. We talked about a man who was fired for an offensive costume at a company halloween party. We talked about the work Halloween party we are having this weekend and the drama over who is and isn’t going. Lunchbox shares why he thinks he is the unluckiest person in the world. Bobby then ranks everyone’s new stories they shared from worst to best. Bobby talked about a guy who has to pay child support to his 2 cats.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
What did you do yesterday? Hmm?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
What did I do? I don't know nothing. I mean
just besides work on my podcast day. That's I feel
like I work most of the day. And then my
son had tutoring, and then I made soup.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
You had the same old guy that's tutoring. Do you like? Yeah,
that's cool.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, but that's my Mondays are pretty structured.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
What kind of soups you make?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
White chicken chili soup? It's really good?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Was it white?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Because you add cream cheese?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh? I couldn't have it?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Then?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh, I used My son can't either, so I used
a like kite hill, so it's like an almond I
could have it then base, yeah, because he doesn't do well. Yeah,
because it's like a cream cheese alternative.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
What do you want? What do you mean? What kind
of cheese do you want?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Once a brown chicken chili, I wouldn't be brown.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I need a brownish cheese though. I don't know if
they make that one.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I mean you could just omit. The cream cheese part
in this soup will be brown because it's like but
it's Oh you like this, Eddie, it's poblano peppers, hallow pinos, onions, garlic.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
No, you did it to yourself, you see, to yourself
because you brought up the fact that it's white. So
then she goes, I'll meet you and say the things
that would be appealing to you, yeah, or synonymous with
the Hispanic culture.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
And then it calls for like any white bean, like
any type of white bean, but you can do pinto
browner like whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
It's just like when you said a white soup, and
like what makes it a white soup that No, I
got the answer, the Caucasian rice and the white lady
making it.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, and it's from a white lady's website. So yeah,
but so I don't know. I mean it was rainy
and blos so yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Why I wonder what you did? What did you do
last night? Eight soup tutoring eight soup? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I started because the what what's that show called?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
We don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I know it came back on Netflix that every with
nobody wants this, nobody wants watching Sea. So I started
that back and then I made us go to bed early.
Everybody like everybody early.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
It's like you're in control, Yeah, because.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
We just needed the rest.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I could tell and by we me and the kids,
just everybody goes to bed.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, I'll go to bed.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
M hm. I messed up yesterday. Why oh no, No,
not like that, because sometimes I messed up like that
sometimes too. I went home and so I worked, and
then we did our show twenty five Whistles. So mondays,
I hate to say, are exhausting. They're not exhausting, but

(02:52):
they're full. They're energy depleting because not only do we
do this show and then we do the hour podcast
after then we do twenty five whistles, and then I
have therapy right after we leave here, and so it's
all schedule pretty tight. I went home and I made
the decision I'm gonna sit on the couch for fifteen
to twenty minutes instead of eat lunch. She it's the
only time I had before I had therapy. And so
I sat on the couch and I fell asleep, and

(03:14):
I woke up with just enough time to get to therapy.
I was out of my mind though, like I just
couldn't connect my thoughts. One of those where you wake
up and you're worst. You wish you wouldn't have gone
to sleep, like you wake up mid cycle, and so
I go to therapy, so I'd already taken like one
fifteen minute nap accidentally, and I got home and I
was just whooped, and so I laid down for a second.

(03:36):
My wife was just hanging out. She's very you know, pregnant,
so she's thinking doing it much, just hanging out at
the house for the most part. But she had been
out looking for furniture for building a new studio, so
she had been out doing that for me. So I
think she was, I guess because I don't see her
in the morning. I just feel like she just sits
on the couch. I don't think she does. I think
she does much crap in the day now that I
think about it.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, that's normal, though I feel like my wife does
the same. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
That was kind of unfair of me to be like, well,
she wasn't doing crap, because when I got home, she
had been out all day looking for furniture for the studio.
But I just assumed that she was home when I
got home. She'd only been home all day. That one's
on me. So I got home and I laid down
for a second after therapy, and I fell asleep again.
I took two naps yesterday kind of inadvertently, and so then,

(04:17):
of course I'm not sleeping last night. So I eat
dinner at like four, which is stupid, throws me.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Off, And then when do you normally eat it?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Five thirty?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
So then all I'm looking forward to now is the
football game. I just need something. And I'm reading this
book called I Think the Some of Us and I
read a little bit of it, but I started to
get sleepy again, and I really, if I fall asleep
before like eight thirty, it's considered a nap, and I
wake up way too early, and I can't do three
naps in a day. I'll never go to sleep then,
and so I started to get sleepy. I'm waiting for
the game. So I bet some money on the Chiefs

(04:52):
and the Commanders last night, and I watched that game.
And then Arkansas played at eight thirty basketball, but it
was an exhibition game. Our father one, yeah in Memphis, yes,
And so I watched that until late. I listened to
a podcast and it fall asleep till like midnight. But'
all because it took two naps like an idiot mess.
It wasn't even like anything that kept me awake. I
just made some bad decisions and so I'm a little

(05:14):
a little tired today, but I'm fine. So I'll go
home today and take a nap, keep cycle going. No,
I don't take many naps, but when I do, they
mess me up. I did a podcast the other day
and I'm doing the podcast, I'm talking to the person
and I'm just not connecting. And I realized it was
because I fell asleep on the couch for like fifteen
twenty minutes and we finish and it's one of those
and Mike and I definitely have our little system down.

(05:35):
I was like, dude, I'll like protect me from myself
in the edit, because at their time, I don't even
know what I'm talking about. Half the time, you get
like that where you go to sleep and you feel
worse if you don't get enough sleep.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, I mean sometimes if I don't get good sleep
at night, I don't nap.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Though I don't I might once every three weeks unless
I accidentally fall asleep. Yeah, but when I do that,
I remember the thought of, oh, just take a little nap,
and I feel better when awake. I never feel better
when I wake up if I'm going to get a nap,
it's like three hours.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Like power napps don't work for you.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
No. Yeah, I started taking Xanax a little bit to
sleep because I not even for this, but like just
like some weird anxiety stuff, and I don't really like
to take it because I have this fear of being
addicted to anything. Ever, it's not even just that. But
you don't get into the deep sleep. It helps you
like relax and fall asleep, but you don't get into
the deepest sleep.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
You don't. That's when I feel like I do, though
I'm sort of jealous. I haven't taken it in a
long time, but that's when I would feel the most
refreshed when I would wake up. If I was able
to take that and sleep like, I would feel so good.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
The next day I feel refreshed too. But after a
couple of days you're not getting it.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
May be rem sleep, yeah, I mean, I'm sure it's
disrupting something you don't realize, but something about me just
feels so good. But then yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
And then my brain doesn't work as well. Like my
recall is bad. With any medicine that you take, any
medication you take to get some thing, you got to
give something back, like there's always you can use the
word side effect, but there's always something you're having to
give if you're going to get and don't really like it.
I wish it made me feel good, like well anything

(07:14):
like people would be like party on zandax on TV.
It doesn't do anything to me.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
You want a drug that makes you feel good, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Sure I could find those that relaxing feels good right
because it relaxes you.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
It just slows my heart down. I don't even feel
relaxed by it.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
But you're able to sleep.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I'm able to yeah, a little bit. I still wake
up mill of the night, okay. But and I only
ever take it if I've like fought for a long
time and I've been fighting it, like I would just
lay there and then I'll do check ins on myself
and be like I alouad have been laying here for
probably I don't look at the clock, but I'm like, okay,
I feel like this has been like fifteen twenty minutes,

(07:53):
all right, Then I'll do it again. And if I'm
like three check ins in, I'll just take something. But
I want like a year and a half, and I've
taken like three four times over the past month or so.
I don't like it. I kind of have shame with it,
but it's also I shouldn't have shame with medicine if
I'm using it for the right reason. But yeah, there's
there's a give back man, Like if I take it,
my brain is not as good the next day with

(08:14):
like recalling quickness. So I think I think Heroin's the
next step might as well. Wouldn't that be good if
you had like a pass take any drug one time
and you wouldn't be addicted to it?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Which one would I choose?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
But it wouldn't that be cool? Because I would? I
would everyone do heroin and heartbeat?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Okay, but you're not ever going to want to try it,
because that's the.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Problem you try to chase it is that there's not
that problem.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
There's not that problem. You're gonna be like cool, I
tried it.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Or you could do any crime once.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
But it didn't really happen.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
No, And well you could use.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Your pass, like what crime? Would you want to rob
a bank?

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Get rich?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
But you don't go to jet Now all the risks
are there. You rob a bank and you go on
like good on the if you get shot by somebody
in there. You die, you're not you don't have a
force field around you. But you get to do any crime.
And in life, everybody gets one turn in a pass
for their whole life, Like what crime would you do?
And you may not get away with it, So it's

(09:18):
not even that you get to successfully commit the crime,
but if you get caught doing it, you I'm going
to use my past.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I don't see the fun in this game. It's just
sounding like real life.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
I don't want to commit.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
You can go do it, but you might get shot
or you might get.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
But there's nothing.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
The difference is if you get caught, not shot, you
don't go to jail. Let's say you're doing like some
money crime or okay, you don't pay your taxes or whatever,
and you're like they're like, oh, we are going to
take you into jail for tax evasion. Oh not past,
my friend, here's my past. Oh got it?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Okay, fine, tax division, got it?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
We could.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I don't. I don't have the desire to go commit
a crime.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I just somebody you hate.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah that's what I was thinking, murdered. But do they
have to really die?

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Because everything that's the real The only thing that you
have in your life. You get one pass to turn
in at any point to get you out of a crime,
to get you out of trouble.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
I can't kill anyone.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
So what about money laundering? It's that way. You're not
getting shot, but you're just skimming off the top, taking
from the company.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, you got to actually do it. You don't get
a free pass to do it. You get to figure
it all out yourself. It's just if you do it
and you get caught. Like robbing a bank, any of
us could do today. We could walk in rob a bank.
Maybe we get out with the money, maybe we don't.
What I do is rob the bank, hide in a hole,
right because your bike. If I find a hole, the
ain't finding me. So that would be interesting. Right.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
So if you get.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Caught, do you like, say you rob a bank, you
get caught going not so fast? My friend? Is my past?
Do I get to keep the money?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
No? No, no, you have to get the money back.
But if you have the money and you're already home,
I think if you get caught with the money before
you get home, there's like all the lli oxen free.
You yell that when you get home, and then you
get to keep it if they catch you with the money,
like on the way out, you got to get anyway,
what drug would you use?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Questions?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, I'm thinking about that. I mean people do say heroin,
but that just seems so scary. Anyways, I don't really
I'm not gonna get addicted, I know, but just it
just seems not. I guess maybe I do LSD or something.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, acid, I feel like that that's I would have
like just bad, a bad trip. I'd get like if
you're guaranteed to get like a green unicorn ping all
over me or something, I'm like stop, Like that's where
like it wouldn't be like a good trip. Yeah, but
I hear you. I think that I would just like
to relax.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
They say ecstasy is cool, I don't.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
I don't need a boner.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Is that what that is?

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah? I mean it's like you feel good and you're like, oh, boner.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I think that that isn't.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
It like extasies like you want to touch and all
it makes you feel like you want to like so
my couple of experiences I've had. I guess it depends
on your chemical makeup. But for me, I got like
an any like it I felt like I wanted to,
but for some reason, it was like not doing anything.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
But you felt like that. You tell he wanted to
ride all day long? Got it? Oh yeah, it feels amazing. Yeah, okay, yeah,
thanks for that. We're having an adult comeround more.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
If you want to score somebody, I can find some more.
I tell you a good show would be Bobby Takes Drugs.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
It'd be so much fun. I've often thought about that's
the documentary that because I haven't taken anything and I
take I can't do the show. I'm not going to
do the show. So everybody just understand I'm kidding. This
is a kidding, But I do think that this would
be a very interesting documentary, and I think I could
sell it if I just wanted to do it. But
I'm not going to do it. So everybody's going to
message me and my DM's going you're being irresponsible. I

(12:44):
say this in a joking manner because I'm not going
to do it. But I do think it would be
interesting someone that's never taken anything watching them experience everything.
I think that would be amazing. I think to watch
me smoke weed, that'd be crazy to watch. No, no,
not first have a beer, A couple of beers. See
how it works, and it's slowly. The ladder never had
a beer, So I have a beer, then I do

(13:05):
Yeager bombs. Oh I saw halloween costume? Got fired?

Speaker 3 (13:09):
The Yeager bomber, Yaeger Bomber.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Have you got fired?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Yeah? I got Hi fired from his job. He was
dressed up as let's say, Osama bin Laden. Okay, it
really wasn't Osama ban Laden, but to me visually it
looked he had the long beard and then he had
it looked like like he you know when they Yeah,
but it was all red bulls and Yaeger And then

(13:35):
he was wearing as a Halloween costa.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Wait, that got him fired?

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Did he wear that at work?

Speaker 1 (13:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
He just posted it.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I don't know where he was.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
That one of those things where there was like looking
to let him go.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
I don't know, but I think there was some insensitivity with.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Oh because he didn't normally look correct.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Okay, and listen, I can also go.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
He should have just stayed himself and put the Well, no,
I don't. I don't love the costume anyway, but I didn't.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
The Yeger Bomber that's a funny idea. Yeah, that's what
it's called.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
I mean, that's the drink.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
And he was, do you see it? It's like a
suicide vest and it's yeah, that's fad. He's the yeager bomber.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Do that with your friends, right, Just don't post pictures, dude.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
If you do that, you gotta post pictures.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
That's what it's all about. I did wonder about that though,
because my because last year, I was like, I just
wore a hoodie and I painted my face white. It
was like glow in the dark and with blood. And
my son is like, Dad, are you gonna do the
white face again? And I was like, oh, that sounds weird.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
You can do white face because white people weren't heavily
opressed in this country for hundreds of years.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
But also, I don't think you're doing like white guy.
You're doing like stark white, like clown face. Scary.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Just the way my son said is like, are you
gonna do white face again?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
They weren't me right right? It could be.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Still, I don't know. I wouldn't feel comfortable doing that.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Here we go that here is the story. Oh my god,
is it bad? Well, well, it gives more context to
the headline than I saw. Amarillo, Texas man fired from
job for offensive costume.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Company company party. You can't do that.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
An Amreillo man is now without a job after being
fired by his manager for showing up to the company
Halloween party. Dress is a terrorist. Anthony Byanki says his
costume is meant to be funny and harmless, but as
soon as he arrived at the party, most people in
attendance were upset and uncomfortable. The whole thing is an
unfortunate misunderstanding. The whole point of the joke is that
I'm a Jaeger bomb.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Funny.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I'm not even part of the world. I'm an Italian
raised guy in from Texas. I thought people I worked
with are fun and cool, but I guess they're far
from it. Looks like I learned my lesson, says mister Byangi.
The company he worked for, release of the statement saying
the business has no place for offensive or appropriate behavior.
They also claim this wasn't his first running with hr.

(15:52):
Last year, he allegedly asked a female employee if he
could sample some of her milk. Okay, okay, there's some
stuff from behind me.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the first since.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Because I was going to ask you if, like he
asked you for a job, would you and you know,
you knew that this is what he got fired for.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
If that's all he got fired for and he was
actually a good employee otherwise, yes, I think though, if
you do it at work, even if the people agree,
there are hr regulations they have to follow or they
get fired.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
So I think even the people that fired him probably
thought this is a novel costume that possibly makes me laugh.
But if I don't do something about it and it
gets reported because there's a picture up, I could be fired.
So I think that's probably what ended up getting him.
Don't do things at work, they could get you in trouble.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
And he's obviously done things like other people were uncomfortable.
And then if he's asked somebody to sample their milk,
that's uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
This guy, Yeah, this guy's right.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
And those are just the ones that have been reported.

Speaker 6 (16:56):
Right.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
We have a company Halloween party here on Friday. I've
been too.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Oh yeah, at lunchtime. Are you guys going?

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I don't think I'll be attending.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
The costumes are strongly recommended.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, tell me more about the party, food.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Drinks, costumes, Halloween themed should be fun.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
But isn't it if you're already here. Here's a brief
something you can do while you're already here.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah, I mean I think we're all gonna be well.
Sometimes we're around at noon, you know.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
On Friday, not really around at noon, You're.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Right, Friday, not so much. I don't know. But the
food sounds good.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Are they gonna have real food or is it just
like fingers food?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
We're going to know?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
I the invite.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
I'm not going, though.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
You have to RVP to this.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
Yeah, you typically have to rsvpede all the work stuff,
just so they have a.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Head count and they know how much food to get,
how much fingers food?

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
You know what I found in the kitchen fingers feed, No.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Finger food, I know.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Fingers.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
I found a cabinet that I opened because I was
looking for paper plates.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Full liquor here.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yeah, wine bottles, whiskey, vodka, tequila, you name it, it was
all in there.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
That doesn't surprise me. It's pretty awesome for the parties.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I guess, did you take it home? No?

Speaker 2 (18:19):
No, remember than they used to have beer cart Friday.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Yeah, we never partok in that because it was always
like a four o'clock on a Friday.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah, I know, but do they still do that?

Speaker 3 (18:29):
I don't know. There were beers in there too.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I don't think there's many people to work here, like
the car stops three.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yes, I just saw a lot of people in the boardroom.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, but sometimes they run out.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
No, No, it was our people. It was legit, I heart people.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
How many people were in there, Well.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
I don't know. I didn't count, but maybe ten.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
It's probably there.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
That's all of us, lunchbox. How was your hotel in
Santonio last night?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Man, it was great. It was nice and cool. I
mean it had a They had a give me toothpaste
because I don't have me toothpaste, sockily. They were nice
at the front desk and gave me a little tube
of toothpaste for free.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
When you say cool, like it had ac, I mean.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Yeah, I mean it was. The ac was pumping too,
Like it was one of those weak ones that you know,
it's like, oh my gosh, this is ever gonna get
cool in here? Nah, sixty seven degrees. It was freezing,
you can tell, because that matters. How crappy have hotels
he's been put in before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I
liked it because the comforter wasn't too thick. Usually you
go to a hotel and they have these thick comforters

(19:30):
and you just sweat all night. This thin blanket beautiful,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
I like a big fat comforter, even it doesn't matter
the temperature. I need a big fat comforter. I don't
like a thin blanket, don't like a sheet. I need
a full comforter. I don't need a sheet under the comforter.
That'll do, but if there's yeah, I need a full comforter.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
More about the weight, huh.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah I need I need it heavy on me, yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah, held held by the blanket.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, like to feel safe. Yeah. Did you see uh
coach trailer lunch barks.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
No, he wasn't at the event.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Man.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I thought it was for athletics.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah, yeah, I was for athletics, but there weren't. There
was no athletes there or coaches. No, no coaches either,
No no athletes. No, No, I was tart. They were good.
Uh they were. The athletic director was there, but they
didn't let me near her.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
That's a weird way to sign. No.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
No, No, I didn't. I didn't meet her for her milk. No, no, no,
but yeah I didn't meet her, but I didn't meet
I think his name was Brad from the athletic department.
Been a UTSA for about three years. Talked to him
for a little bit, but yeah, that was it. No athletes,

(20:53):
What did you do? What did you do as part
of the show. Yeah, I went up and talk on
the stage and like are you guys right? Yeah, But
the only problem is turns out Turnpike didn't want an introduction,
so I had to do it thirty minutes before they
went on the stage.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
So you did one stage announcement.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it was supposed to be two.
It was supposed to be like they have a star
party coming up in a couple of weeks where Aaron
Watson's going to be there, and they do that. They
were supposed to do this like, oh, you know, buy
your tickets now, we're supposed to talk about it. Then
we were supposed to come back out and introduce Turnpike,
but it turns out they didn't want to be introduced.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
So do you feel like it was a waste of
time to go down there? Maybe a little I mean
Jeff Fun. Oh, I had a blast. Here's crazy. You
want to hear a crazy story? I think I do well.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
I mean fun, I mean it's not really that crazy.
But I went on an alumni podcast. Yeah, a big
deal UTSA alumni podcast. I guess they got one of those.
And they hit me up like hey, hey, you're in town,
you want to swing by and do the podcast? It
was like absolutely, what knowledge did you drop? We just
talked about my journey to UTSA, my journey through UTSA,

(22:12):
and then afterwards and like how you know life, how
it came on the show, and how UTSA set me
up for success?

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yes you said it just.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Like that, Yeah that's cool. Yeah, and what else your
journey to UTSA? Did your mom just fill out your application?
And they were like.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was part of the story and
I got to talk about my wonderful roommates and the
dorms and just everything.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Do you mention how they painted a full, like ten
foot mural of you but then cut your head off?

Speaker 4 (22:46):
We did talk about the mosaic it's actually a tile mural.
It's not even paint, so it is permanent, And how
you get excited because there I am, and then they've chopped.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
My head off, but it's your body.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
It is my body. I didn't know about it because
they have a block black white photo there that says
this is student whatever, and it says when the picture
was taken, so it has your first last name, your picture,
so they know who the mosaic is of. And then
they chopped my head off. Hmm, yeah, that was kind
of that's kind of rough.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Do you tell that story?

Speaker 4 (23:16):
We did tell that story, and I said, how I
all excited I got and how I ran to the
next story to see my head and there was no
head and it was sad. Yeah, because the girl that
her husband does the podcast, she's the one that originally
told me that my picture got picked. She was in
the building and she saw it and she hit me

(23:37):
up and she's like, oh my gosh, you made the
new building like they did a mosaic of you. And
that's how I knew about it, and that's pretty cool.
And then and then there's no head of me though,
so you just see my arms.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
It's purposely done that way, like no head, just purposely
like art.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Was anyone's head on it?

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Oh yeah, yeah, other people have their whole bodies including head. Yeah, me,
it's just my arm and like chest, and then they
cut off my head.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Were you the only one whose head was cut off?

Speaker 4 (24:06):
I'm the only one that has the head head cut off.
Only one.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Weird.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
It probably just placement, yeah, because like I hear.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
You, but it's a theme.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Lunch Box just kind of getting getting close.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
But then they always cut something and we could walk
through this. When he got on Friday Night Lights and
they gave him like a line, and he's like an
assistant coach who was like, come on, you could do it,
and so they still show him very briefly, but then
they voiced over his voice with somebody else's voice. That's
one example. Another is whenever he got the job to
go to Vegas and be on stage for Bad Out
of Hell, the Meatloaf musical, and they cut his line

(24:42):
and he just had him ride out a most motorcycle wave.
He had lines, Yeah, he had lines, and then they
cut his lines. So yeah, he's like, m h, wonder.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
What the problem is, lunch What do.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
You think is happening here? Because this is happening a
lot with you and we have nothing to do with it.
It's not like these are pranks by a to you.
Because we won, could not have affected the mosaic mural too.
We did not affect Friday in that lights. We probably
could have done a bad head of Hell joke, but
we didn't because we were actually excited that they were
allowing you to do that. So what do you think
is happening?

Speaker 3 (25:12):
And don't say like the universe hates me? Like, what's
a real reason, Eddie.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
I'm glad you took the words out of my mouth.
I think the universe hates me. I mean it's out
to get me something every time seems to come up.
It's amazing how you look at the spectrums. Bobby might
be the luckiest person on the planet, Eddie. Agree, yep,
so I might be the most unlucky person on the planet.
It just seems like you have to have a ying

(25:37):
to a yang and he may be the ying and
I'm the yang where he's lucky, I'm unlucky. Has to
balance out the earth because it's unbelievable. I can't plan that.
You can't have it. Like how they're building this building right,
there's brand new building on Utsa's campus and they out
of all the pictures that they took on the campus.

(25:58):
They decide that picture, gonna use that one, But let's
just cut off the head of one person, not even everybody.
That's what I mean. It's like, how is that possible?
Like how when they're sitting in the design room and
going over everything and be like, you know what, we
don't really need the head there. We just need the
arms in the chest that guy, we can.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Do it out of the head the rest keep him in.
I resent the lucky thing because I don't feel like
I'm any luckier. I feel like, especially the first eighteen
to twenty years of my life sucked, and so you know,
I don't feel like it hits the old lucky lottery there.
But I think a lot of that you can't win
them all. Well, according to you guys.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
No, no, you don't win. We never said you win
every time. You are just the luckiest human being on
the planet.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Well, I would say there's a lot of instances over
a lot of years where it was very unfortunate, not lucky.
I think I put myself in a position to have
good things happen. But you guys don't hear about the
time when it doesn't happen.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Did you bet on the game last night.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, I did not win. I was close to hitting
a big one too. I bet three touchdowns last night.
I bet Rashi Rice touchdown, Travis Kelcey touchdown, and Deebo
Samuel touchdown. Deebo never hit not so I did not
hit that. I was about to go hard on draft
Kings only only bet.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
That those touchdowns are so hard dude boy.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
When they when uh Rashia Rice hit it, I was like, commanders,
gotta go down score. So I'm in. Could have cashed out,
didn't but not for a profit. So no, I didn't know. Hey,
thanks for asking.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
I mean that's all right. That doesn't prove my point.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
I didn't win, l spot.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Do you think it's about what you want though? Like,
do you think it's about you want in fame? Like
because you are lucky in a lot of other avenues
in your life. You got a wonderful family, you got
a lot of kids, healthy kids.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Would you tried a kid for fame?

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Good question?

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Well, how big a fame? Like what do you mean,
like go big like Ridge and famous or what what
are we talking?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Johnny Bananas? Fame? It's your favorite person?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
And then you tell us which kid well, now you
don't have to.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Do that, but would you trade a kid? So that,
But that doesn't mean they they're taken away from you.
It means they never happen. So you don't know the difference.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Johnny Banana's fame, Yeah, he's big, he's a big deal.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Is he rich?

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Yeah, he's rich. Dude done morek a day in his life.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I think you're just saying words because.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
I'm sure on the challenge and that's about it.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Does you do a podcast?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
What about his future?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
He goes on the challenge?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Okay, n Johnny podcast Johny Banas whatever his name is. Sorry,
I did not Sorry, I was asking if he had
a podcast. So it says on celebrity Networth, Johnny Banana's
networth's two hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
That's absolutely inaccurate because he's one millions on the challenge.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
But usually they go high on these, like don't I don't.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I don't know that that's true. What I don't know
that's true?

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Oh, they sometimes go low.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
They just they're they're they make they're best guessing. But
I don't, I don't even know that that's true. All
I did was looked that up.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Yeah, I mean because the one he won, like a
million dollars, he took half the money like he was
was supposed to split between two people, and he said, Teach,
I think I'm gonna take the money and run love
that outther girl empty handed.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
But do you think he just gets the million and
just sits in a bank and he looks at it,
and he probably spends half go to Texas. He's probably
got a manager, probably got an agent. I'm not saying
that it's not great to win that money, but I
don't I don't know enough about him. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
I mean he sells T shirts. I mean, there's no
way thousands, Yeah, there's no way. Again, you would you
you tried one kid probably for that kind of fame. Yeah, okay,
all right, and it'd probably be my youngest because I
don't know him. I know him the least.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
Well.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
You wouldn't know any of them, right, It'd be it'd
be like before they were. You just wouldn't have him.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah, I just would have never happened. There would be
no feeling of loss. You wouldn't even know you traded
it for that except for the moment leading up to
it got you. So you would do, so I won't.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
I won't pick which kid then, yeah, no.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Need to be you already did, thank you?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, no need uh? Okay, but your trip was good?

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yeah, trip was good? Man. When when do you fly
back home today? At like three o'clock?

Speaker 1 (30:14):
What are you gonna do up until then? You go
on to that radio station. You're already there. Are you
gonna do something or anything?

Speaker 6 (30:17):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Yeah, They're gonna have a catered lunch for me. They
want to celebrate me being in town. So they're getting
some Mexican food, fahitas, chips, salsa queso.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
You name it.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
I think you name it.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Maybe some riceop us.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
All right, let's go around the room. Maybe what do
you have over there?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
So there's a threat to our national cybersecurity?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Do I have LifeLock?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Oh you're good then yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Well it's mostly to people that work in the tech space.
So just a heads up. If a very attractive woman,
possibly from Russia or China, is suddenly very interested in you, Uh,
she's been deployed because Russia and China are deploying their
finest babes.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Are you reading.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
I don't know what's happening here.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
They're deploying the finest babes. They have to seduce tech
industry professionals in the West.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Life in the West. How do they get here?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Are they already here? They may just where fine babe sleepers.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
It's like they're deployed and they're they're focusing on the
West to gain valuable secrets.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
What kind of secrets?

Speaker 1 (31:31):
It sounds like a techie secret, sounds like.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
A TV show show, but it's not. It's real life.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
It's like some guy he's actually like really buffed before
I nerd glasses, like I don't know what I'm doing today.
It's I'm like, hello, the secrets.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
But the thing is they may sound American. They they
may have adapted to the West, and then now they've
been called it's like your mission has begun.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
So they're sleeper cells to look up with nerds.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Maybe, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Where do you find these stories?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Great question that one just came to No I saw, No,
I didn't make it.

Speaker 6 (32:14):
Help.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Maybe because there are people that like honeypot for sure.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
This feels a bit like that was honeypots.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Honey pot.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Well, other countries they like send out their hot chicks
to like get yeah, medium to mid to lower mid
guys to fall in love with them and then they're
in a relationship with them. But really they're just gathering intel.
M You guys don't know what honeypots.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
No, I've heard, Yeah, a spiser.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
It feels like that's exactly what it is. There's honeypot
nerds that are in tech, you know, yeah, latchbox, what
do you have? Oh?

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Yeah. There's a couple in Arizona. They broke into a
restaurant and the restaurant is like has a bunch of roses.
It's had a big old mural where people take pictures. Well,
they rob the joint, stole four hundred and fifty dollars
a bottle of Lioker, and they hooked up in the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
It's on camera.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Yeah, it's on camera.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
They just wanted to do it.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Yeah, there was three thirty in the morning and they
were right there by the roses mural where you know,
people usually take their pictures for Instagram. So when they
came in the next morning, it was kind of like
all destroyed and they're like, what in the world happened?
They watched the camera couple hooking up.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
You know, it's crazy to think that people live their
life that way, right, and like ours is so like
we wake up in the morning, we get our kids
ready for school, we get you know, you got people
over there that are breaking into a restaurant in the
middle of the night, stealing all the liquor and hooking
up on the floor.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
I mean, I mean, what makes you think, hey, let's
break into a restaurant while we're here, might as well
hook up.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
I guess crazy.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
They think they're already drunk, don't.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Probably, yeah, yeah, and other things.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
So they're already affected, which affects the rest of.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Their decision making.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, all of it and not even the rest of it,
all of it yet to do it to begin with? Yeah,
all right, Morgan.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Also my story. Just looked it up. It's from the
New York Post, and this is a real thing. It's
called sex.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Warfare with hot Russian babe.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
It says China Russia use or they've unleashed sex warfare
to seduce US tech execs to steal secrets. They use
the word, They've deployed attractive women to the United States.

Speaker 6 (34:27):
Okay, have you guys seen on social media there's people
crawling on off flours doing amy.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Okay, still got the cold.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I hit my cough button. You get because the lunches
mic is on.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Well he's not even here, turn it off.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Well no, no, it's more that we're in the room.
We heard you.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah, I also am just like generally concerned for you. Oh,
because it's a deep cough. Last time you did this,
you're like, I'm not sick.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Now I'm not sick. I'm better.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yeah. Covid. You see where the COVID vaccine now is
found to like fight off cancer like it. Have you
seen that st it came out a few days ago.
I can find it is this like, yeah, Russian bots
happens actually years.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
And no that's not what I said.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
No viagra, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
But how they found it was a hard which which one?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
So the m RNA COVID vaccines may help some cancer
patients fight tumors. Tumors are less aggressive if you were
to have gotten the vaccine.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
M which are you saying? Which vaccine?

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah? Oh, I can just read you. It was in
like ten places, so I can read you.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
We just I can't remember what I did.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
It's a promising medical discovery that could help researchers fight cancer.
New research published and the Journal of Nature has found
that patients with some forms of advanced cancer who received
a COVID m RNA vaccine lived significantly longer than those
who didn't. And again it's very specific on what kind
of tumor and what stage the tumor was in, but

(35:57):
how that vaccine actually helped that. So it's not universal.
Nothing is in medicine. Like, there are people the vaccine
hurt most. It didn't, but there are I mean, that's
anything you take and everybody's body reacts differently. But the
mass produced COVID nineteen vaccines built using the mr and
a model, which were rapidly manufactured, could also help immune

(36:18):
systems recognize and attack cancer tumors. New studies have shown.
Studies in mice and analysis of medical records of cancer
patients who receive the shots for COVID nineteen before starting
immunotherapy for cancer treatment revealed a startling pattern. The vaccinated
patients live significantly longer than those who had not received
the shots. But you're right, it could be something like that.
They realized in this vaccine, we have stumbled across something

(36:42):
that has helped a specific type of tumor, just like
was like Hey, blood pressure. Oop, everybody's got a boner.
I think we'll use the pill for that.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah, mold, and hey look penicillin.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah yeah, And I mean that's how a lot of
discoveries are. But I thought that was an interesting story
from a couple days ago. So it's not even like
breaking news. But up, where was I Morgan? What was
your story?

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:04):
It was about quad arobics, so people are moving on
all fours, like a bear crawl or a leopard.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Walk, that kind of thing.

Speaker 6 (37:10):
It's like a new fitness tren that people are doing online.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
I've seen it. It looks painful.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
They say it's supposed to help your coordination, core stability,
balance and like cardio.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
I hate bear crawls. We did them in football, we
did moss season football. Well, occasionally do them now. It's terrible.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
They don't feel good.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
It sucks and yeah it's hard. Yeah, because it's good
for you.

Speaker 6 (37:30):
Yeah, and they say, I mean people are saying, like, Okay,
it's not actually as intense of a good thing for
you as they're saying, but it is a good supplement
for your coordination and stuff.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
I can definitely see where it be a core builder.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Yeah, But then when it's time to stand up, like
we don't.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Have to stand for an hour. I mean I we
used to just do them in like, oh's.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
The people I've seen online?

Speaker 4 (37:51):
They're like, I haven't seen them.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
I'm just crawling everywhere.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah yeah, like it like I go on a hike
on my two feet. They go on yeah, yes, no
they love it.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
No, no, but they're stupid.

Speaker 6 (38:06):
People love stuff too, so some of them even do
it like barefoot the whole time, like yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Full don't have gloves or I want to wear a
whole bear costume. If they're going to do where we go,
then they're not stupid, right, I.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Would need choose from my hands, jews from my feet.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I'd be called a glove for your hand.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah okay, or a glove.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
People are looking pretty silly when they're exercising outside now,
like the vest to me, like it looks like everyone
looks like a SWAT team member, and like everyone with
those vests.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
And then the three forty year old woman you passed too.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
And then they make them camo too, like you don't
need a camo waited vest? I really thought a SWAT
dude running through my neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
He might what if he is a military guy?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Odds are not, but it could have been. Yes, But
odds are There are so many of those because that's
like rocking. Yes, and then so it's called rocking.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Oh yeah, and then there's Look up.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Miami football uniforms this past weekend, Amy, I want to know,
because you come in for a while and you'd be like,
I like this uniform. Look up you varsity of Miami
football uniforms this past weekend, and tell me what you see.
I don't even want to lead you to it, because
if you don't say the right thing, I'll have you
look it up again. I think Miami played they place
they play Syracuse maybe this last week this past weekend, Stanford, Stanford. Okay,

(39:22):
let me see when you get it pulled up.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Don't get distracted, Amy, she's on something else.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Chinese and Russia hotties again? No?

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Oh wait? Are they wearing like all green?

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Looky? Okay, keep looking? Look at the jersey?

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Is it camo? Okay? Now I see okay, green pants,
camo top.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
What are your thoughts? Black helmet? And like the U
is all green?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
I don't hate it.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
We were just debating that yesterday.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
I thought it was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Twenty five bustles.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
I don't hate it. I mean I would have gone
with a that is a very It's not my favorite
kind of camo.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Green, but you like a real tree.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yeah, there's better camos that could have gone with esthetically.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
AT's point two was you're in Miami, why are you camoing?
And is it camo?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Liked Sandy doing some like it looks like they have
an American flag on the shoulder. Was it some like.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Type thing? But also all alternate jerseys are cool.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I don't like the way they did the numbers.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
I don't like. I didn't really love the camo. Yeah.
I like the reason for the camo, but I didn't
really like the camo, especially on those guys. I didn't
make sense.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
I'm with you. I like good beach camo. I could
get behind this, but like we need a different design. Uh,
and the green is yeah, you're.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Right, because like Miami colors usually are like hot pink
and hot light blue, electric blue, like that's just a
Miami color.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Or like skin with a little blue and little water,
little sand. Yeah, look up. The Steelers throwback uniforms from
this past weekend.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
You see are they playing?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Uh no, Packers. There's Packers and Steelers. But the Steelers
are the ones wearing the steel Yeah, the Steelers are
the ones wearing the throwbacks. Okay, do you see them
like full body?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
What do you see?

Speaker 2 (41:25):
I see like, uh, like vintage Bumblebee?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yeah, yeah, yes, Bumblebe's good. Well I see what about
the pants?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
I see tan pants with yellow socks.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, the pants look like skin So you saw pants?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
I see that? Well, yes, I mean it's clear to
me they have pants on. But I could see, like
if I was watching on TV running around the field.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Win the poo. They're all wearing shirts, but they're junk
hanging out.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Yeah that's weird.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah, it was weird. It was weird. That's a bad move.
I didn't like that one. I like to I like
the helmets and the jerk. I did not like the pants.
Like somebody, it's like nude, Like what color pants are
gonna use?

Speaker 2 (42:05):
I think we go with the nude when Chuck, you
have felt the crotch areas. I don't like it on
a lot of the players right now.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Huh you can.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Stop looking though, And he's like, I'm thirteen in and
I don't. Hey, Scuba Steve, he stepped out.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Okay, Eddie, Oh my story, Yeah, you're gonna love this.
Mine's just Diddy? Did he is expected to get.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
I love that? Why would I love that? And it's
about Diddy?

Speaker 3 (42:33):
No, I meant. I meant like, you're not happy with
anybody else's stories. You're not gonna like my story was good.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Everybody's good, Morgan, everybody's just good.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Fine.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
You don't find it interesting that they got in the
restaurant hooked up.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Here's probably the worst.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Really?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Oh, no, mine is to any of our listeners.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
You ain't got many. If we have any, be on
the look out for. You know what if I heard
this story and I would Silicon Valley in a really
hot rush I was sing going really hot Rushian God
comes up, I would know it. I'd still hook up,
but I would know it, And then I'm let close
to me and you wouldn't tell her secrets? Nope, And
then I'd look for a Chinese one.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Is that happening too?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
They're from China and Russia. Yeah, and don't I don't
know somehow word got passed along to London, and London
is like morning.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Always last like London always helping us out right. I
don't know. Guys, Eddie, do your story then non nour
rate interesting to up?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah, I hate it when you do this. No, it's
just the fact that Diddy's getting out in fifteen months.
I saw the date in May eighty eight, which.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
If he doesn't get parted, I still think he's a
chance he gets part in.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Really yeah, no way, I'm thinking, like what that three years?
What's less than three years? But like, if you were
in prison, what holiday would you miss the most?

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Christmas?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Interesting?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
How how is this even?

Speaker 3 (44:00):
What about like Fourth of July? Like fireworks? You're not
getting fireworks in prison. Let's do that, Let's.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Walk them New Year's. Don't care about Valentine's, don't care
about Saint Patrick's Day, don't care about my birthday, don't
care about that. April May? What's in May?

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Sink it a mile?

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Thank you? Amy? You would you miss that one?

Speaker 6 (44:23):
No?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Margaritea is in prison?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Nope? June? Is there a holiday? Jew June teenth? You
know what? For the record, I do care, but there's
not a big like celebration. Yeah, there's not a big
like I wouldn't miss it as far as I do
think that's a valuable day. It's when the slaves are freed.
But no, I wouldn't miss that because I don't there's
no food or anything should be presence. So June July,

(44:49):
fourth of July, don't give a crap. It makes a dog, yeah,
because the dogs go crazy. I don't like that. August
September again, don't do anything. It's not like I'm getting
a day off work in prison. That's go to prison. Okay, Halloween,
I don't care about that one. I don't care about
that one. Christmas not really what so you'd be a

(45:10):
good prison I'd be pretty good.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Yeah, you wouldn't miss any of it.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Yeah, it would be Christmas for me.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Christmas for sure for me.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Yeah. Okay, let's rid. The least interesting is lunchbox. This
storybout people breaking it and hooking up. You just want
to talk about hooking up.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
I mean, that's a funny story, Like you don't see
criminals doing that. Like I don't understand why that's not interesting.
That's funny and it's funny to talk about. But I mean,
I guess you guys don't find that hilarious. I found hilarious.
Eddie voted for mine is the best. So Eddie and
I I think.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
We're the same way, not the same. I did think
it was interesting that lunch Thank you.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Eddie lunchbox in the last place. I don't feel like
Amy knew her story.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
I did.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
She started all the way down and then she started
those aren't those aren't notes? Yes, that's like fingerpaint. You
got some finger paint and stuff.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
I am the latest threat to national cybersecurity comes with it.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Why did she write them down?

Speaker 1 (46:05):
I don't question her methods anymore if you have a
computer hold on.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
What I think really happened is that she had read
it and didn't have it pulled up, and she tried
to go from a memory.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
She did it, and.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
She goes, she goes, oh wait, who is that from?
And she googled it again and found it, goes, actually
was from the New York Post. Because if she would
have known, if she would have had it pulled up,
she would have told you.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Didn't need to pulled up because lunchbucks, you're not here
to see that. I wrote down an entire paragraph of
every detail that needed to be said, except for the
actual UH news article. I mean, thanks a lot lunchbocks.
She probably cost me fo.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
No, I'm just telling you. I see it from my perspective.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Third place, Morgan, Hey, I'll take the third places. Run
in the middle.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
I don't remember Morgan's.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Updated it leads to something.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Yeah, this led mine led the second place.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Well, honey pots, Yeah, okay, I guess I should have
it brought up, I said when I said.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Man, that's that's a win for me.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Yeah, and then nobody because yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
COVID of course, COVID cancer.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Yeah, but I didn't bring that. It's just do you
have one, dude, I have an eighty Bobby? All right,
thank you, Bobby. Go ahead. As part of a divorce
agreement with the ZAS, guy has to pay two hundred
and forty dollars every three months of child support for
their two cats.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Is that a thing? Child support for cats? For animals?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
I think anything's the thing in a divorce agreement. Let's
go over to Amy Amy anything that thing, divorce expert. No,
she's been through it. I wasn't even saying that as
like a shot, like.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, I mean they come up with I mean the
cats should have the same lifestyle they had when everybody
was living together.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
No way, Well, I would think more so than going
the cats have a lifestyle. It's these are costs associated
with the animals that we shared, and I don't want
to have to take all the costs on that's not fair.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Oh how do you come up with these things? Like
are you just thinking about like all right the cat?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
No, there's like things. Some of it is it maybe
state by state, but there's an actual calculator that you know,
you there's a discovery period where you turn in everything
to your attorneys and fill out all these spreadsheets and
they have eyes on like everything, all the money in,
all the money out, what you've spent the last couple

(48:19):
of years, so they have an idea of your spending
and then they determine from there and some of it
so like for child support, they enter it into a
calculator and they'll be like the state says, literally, this
is what you have to pay. And then if there's
something like alimony, you figure that out amongst yourselves.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
I feel like I'd call off the divorce if I
to do all that.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
You don't want to get divorced anymore. But just like
I mean, it's.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Not a blanket figure it out amongst yourselves. But like
it could be that this is the recommended and you
could maybe go high or lower or none at all. Whatever.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Do my backup, cause I never know if one of
you guys are gonna do the story that I have right,
I don't want to do UFO. It's a bad time
for me to do that.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Is it about every last flow?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Should? You guys will be like this is stupid.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
I love UFOs.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
There's just a lot of activity along the coasts where
they're seeing a lot of really weird things right now, like.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
It's probably China and Russia and dropping off through.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
A now moves up to the number three is five.
They have this UFO tracking app that's called Enigma. It's
long more than nine thousand reports of strange underwater objects
near US coastlines that they're not sure really what they are,
and they are mostly along California and Florida. And this

(49:37):
rarely is this many at this in this amount of time.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Could it be like a submarin.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Anything but not nine thousand?

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Okay? A lot of countries in the world, And I
feel I feel like the ocean is like the Wild West.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
We know nothing about the ocean. We know, we know
the surface and what's close to us. That's it. No,
we know the depths of it because we do soon
we don't, but we don't know what's down there.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
No, we don't.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
And do we really know the full depths? I don't
think we do. I don't think we know exactly how
deep it is. Well, your live feed started playing, why
are you watching our live feed? I wasn't meaning to,
but what A phone call was coming in. I tried
to hit end and I hit I guess I hit

(50:25):
play your the live feed.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Huh that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Yeah, well get out on Facebook on my phone.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
So kid in the line, if we keep pushing, we'll
get their l answer.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
But I don't care to push. I can give you
the phone number that was calling.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
That's all right. There's a guy that went to the
you know, we're talking about the guy that went to
jail because he was going up and hitting people with
the needles. There was nothing in him, but he would
do prank videos when he would stick the needle in people.
And videos are crazy to watch. I don't like it,
for the record, I don't like it. It's crazy though.
You watch it and you're like, God, what a prank,

(50:56):
like who even thinks of that? It's terrible and he
would just run off, he jack like emotionally just gave
you HIV or something. That was the thing when we
were a kid. It was like if you reach into
the bottom of a payphone and get your fingerpricks and
they put aids on the needle, Did you guys.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Ever hear that?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Yeah? And I don't think it was true because I
don't think you can just put AIDS on a needle,
just knowing about science, I don't think it lives like that.
I don't think it can just live live on exposed
blood on the surface of a piece of metal.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Then how come they say don't share needles because you
can transmit.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Great question, But that's a great point, Eddie. I don't know,
but I don't think on a nail. Let's see here
and cold temperatures for forty two days, it can live
on a needle tip if the syringe is containing the
infected blood, so inside of it, Yeah, inside the body,

(51:52):
so it's got to be inside the syringe, it sounds like.
And then then I don't know, but I don't think
it could be on a payphone. And maybe I'm wrong,
but I never really fell for that one.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Candies they laced apple with aids. Oh yeah, all sorts
of stuff. Are they putting needles in the candy bag?

Speaker 1 (52:10):
That? But I never heard of apples being laced with
aidsing stories, razor blades in the I never heard the aids. Yeah,
I guess the razor aids.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
I got it rhymes.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Uh So, anyway, this guy goes and he goes to
the bathroom in a Walmart and he sits down on
the toilet and he gets stabbed with two syringes that
had pink liquid inside. And so they tested the liquid
and the test came back in conclusive. But you know,
he sits down and gets popping needles.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
My good, don't you look?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
No, no, when you sit down, No no, don't you look
at the toilet, especially in a Walmart. Yeah, yeah, you
wipe it down, for you do a lot of things.
I do down.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
I don't even wipe it down. I wipe it down first,
and then I put all of the toilet papers.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Like, yes, okay, what you line the toilets?

Speaker 3 (53:02):
But's not touching that.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
It's not dumb at all.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Actually, So in that case, yes, Bobby, I do look
at that it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
I'm looking at the picture of it and it's they
use like medical tape and it's taped on the like, uh,
let's say the lid, right, and so the toilet lid
falls down. They taped it on the porcelain to where
it lines up, and the needles go right.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Above the lid, so your butt.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
If no, it would be the It looks to me
like it's like the side, right.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
I think at the back of the butt.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
It is like the base of the of the toilet, right,
and you never really go that far, but look at
the bottom of the toilet where it is. It looks
like the back anyway. They taped it to the and
the needles are coming over the top. The only thing
over the lid is the needles. If you lift the lid,
you do see more. And it's some kind of pink liquid.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
They don't know what it was.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Not yet, it's conclusive. They said, pepto, well soap. What
if it were like a superhero power, that'd be cool. Yeah,
And you're all freaking out and you're like, I think
I got a disease and now you can fly. That'd
be cool.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Do you ever you ever worry about like something coming
up from the toilet and biting your butt while.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
You're you know, because I don't always snakes that way.

Speaker 6 (54:26):
I have an irrational fear of that, like a spider
biting you through the toilet anything.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Yeah, they said always look when you go to a hotel,
look at your toilet for that reason. Snakes, no spiders, bugs. Uh. Hey, Scuba,
I have a question I need to ask you. He
stepped out on again. I literally just saw him in there.
He left, He came in and left. Yeah, he might
have something pretty important going on. Is that a euphemism
for diarrhea? I don't know.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
Hey. Also, I learned that lining the toilet seat with
paper doesn't.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Effectively help spread Of course it does.

Speaker 6 (54:58):
No, it doesn't help with germs.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Oh well no, because that's not yeah, yeah, because you're
just protecting the seat in your butt.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
So why do you do it?

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Because I don't want dirty toilet touching my butt cheeks.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Don't want he touches in general. Yeah, I don't know.
Scooba's back. Hey, Scuba, Hey, man, what's up? Question? Yeah?
And I can't ask you this because I can't get
a yes from you, okay, because it will get you
in trouble. But something's been happening here in the building
and we think it might be you. Okay, I'm so

(55:31):
I'm going to ask you. Have you been doing stuff
in the stairwell? Doing stuff in the stairwell? Oh, bro,
like touching.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Myself or something. Did anyone go there?

Speaker 5 (55:45):
But you said with like a smirk in your face, like, hey,
you getting naked in the stairwell?

Speaker 1 (55:48):
About naked? Okay, do you like go off to the
stairwell to do anything? No, I don't know. I go
to the stairwell to go home because I park in
the one below us. There's a theory, and so now
I can I'm gonna say what it is. Because you
don't go into the stairwell to do anything. I go
to the stairwell to go to my car. That's it.
That's it. Or if I forgot something, I may go
down there and grab something. Okay, So there's a theory

(56:11):
Eddie's theory among someone from someone in the room. Eddie's faces.
You do afternoons on a rock station, yeah, and that
because of that, you maybe live in the rock lifestyle
a little more. I smoke at home and then you
go home and smoke weed in the stairwell. No, you
go down and smoke weed in the stairwell.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
For me, smoking at my point in my life twenty
years ago different. It now puts me to sleep. So
for me, it's my vice at night to give me
to turn my brain off and go to sleep. So
if I were to do that now, it would not
be conducive with working a fourteen fifteen hour day, Okay.
And if I were to smoke, I'd go out on
the balcony right there where there's fresh air.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Yeah, but you could get caught doing that. There's no
one here when I'm here. Yeah, okay, Yeah, it was
just somebody's thought and theory. Yeah about your new lifestyle.
Since you do an afternoons on a station that maybe you're smoking,
and it also smells like weed in there.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Oh it does saw stairwell. Yeah, okay, so I've been told, Okay,
well that's not me. If anything, I'm doing the opposite.
Are usually around like noon or one, I'm taking these
magic mind shots that wake me up and jolt me,
uh and keep me awake.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
You should take like the bumble beef from the gas station.
What's that.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
Hoots some of those dudes, I think it lifts something else,
not your brain.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
I think it lifts at all. Okay, I think lifted.
That's funny. Okay, I think we're done. Then that was Eddie, right, huh, Nope,
it was me. I wasn't gonna sell anybody.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
It's fine. I smelled the weed and that was my theory.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
Oh there's also we also live in an apartment building
where there are people who live.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Yes, yes, for so it could easily be just a play.
It was your rock and roll lifestyle. Amy said she thought, well,
I was like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
You're working for the rock station. Now you got to
get in the mood.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
It's four twenty on the rock station. Who's getting high
in the stairwell. You had a bad not your fault,
but a song that was not classic rock yesterday? Oh
the fine again from c there. Yeah, it wasn't big enough.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
I mean, I feel like I agree with you because
I wasn't singing it big on it exactly right.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
I don't know it right. Well, even if you don't
know up, but then he started singing it, maybe you
would know it. But it's hard to even sing because
I knew the song once you played it. But I
was like to be considered classic rock. We're not looking
at it at a time because a time if it
fits within, like twenty five years ago, it's in the running.
It's like being up for the Hall of Fame. Five
years you're retired, you're now in the Hall of Fame.
You're in the running for it if you're good enough.

(58:37):
The same thing with music, if it's in that frame,
that timeframe. But then it wasn't good enough. Yeah, And
I heard the song and I recognized it, but I
was like, I don't think this is class crock. Yeah,
and I agree with it.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
And I was so hard on last week when I
did Huey Lewis in the news. I think I needed
something kind of like reset it to get it back
to that level.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
With the Huey Lewis song, I would dude. I went hard.
I ended up playing five Huey Lewis songs that day
because I think there are some that deserve to be
classic rock. I think the Power of Love deserves to
me classic rocks. You do even though it's a pop song,
but it was rock and roll.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
And it was also October twenty first, which was the
day back in the future, so kind of tied in
nicely and I did I want a new drug.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
I want a new drug, good one. I think that's
classic rock, the harder rock and roll, the harder rockings.
And I did him to be squared. He scored four
classic rock songs.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
But wow, and then someone said walk a thin line,
which I was like, I want to take it back.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Yeah, exactly, so do it? I mean know it. I
haven't heard it.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
No one did you do if this is it?

Speaker 6 (59:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Yeah, this is it?

Speaker 4 (59:33):
I please tell it.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
I wanted to do that one man, that was a gem.
That one doesn't feel as rocky though. That one feels
definitely on the pops hocky. Yeah, they all were popped.
I loved Lewis.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
I liked his one with Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
I love.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
What was that movie?

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Love Love?

Speaker 2 (59:58):
That's good. I was thinking the movie is called Cruz Sliders.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Yeah, duets.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Yeah that's Gwyneth.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Oh wow, Okay, this is It's aim right, We're done.
I have on the Bobby Cast today Aaron Watson. In
the first thirty minutes is us talking about each of
our own version of when we got into like a
three year feud. It's the first half hour of it.
I'll let him tell his side of the story, and

(01:00:28):
then I told my side of the story and we
have different recollections of it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Is that why your picture was like, ooh, we're fighting
you guys had gloves his idea, Duke's his idea, took
it out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Yeah, and so that's the yeah, the first part of that.
So there's a Bobby cast with Aaron Watson and check
it out. It'd be good. Amy, you have a new
one up today.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Yeah, I'm feeling things with Amy and Kat. We talk
about how to feel your best when getting dressed. Kat
teaches us about the Ralph Lauren rule. It doesn't have
anything to do with like you you're wearing You're not
wearing Ralph Lauren clothes, but it is a Ralph Lauren
three piece rule, like if you work there, this is
how you have to dress. But it's supposed to like

(01:01:12):
complete your look and you should feel put together no
matter what as long as you follow the rule.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
All right, uh yeah, check it out if you have
some time. You know, what's the hardest thing about everybody
having a podcast, because everybody has a podcast in life now,
it is it's so saturated. It's so hard for a
podcast to get through it. All now, because again, everybody
has a podcast. Every human I know has a podcast.
I think that's great. I love it. But the hardest

(01:01:36):
part is everybody goes on everybody's podcasts, so there are
no there are no original guests anymore, and so if
you can't do a podcast without guests, you can't do
a podcast anymore. That's kind of the new rule of podcasts.
Like if you can't just sit and talk on a
microphone for an hour, they probably shouldn't do a podcast.
Because if you've got a guest, seventy or two other
people have had that same guest. Because everybody's guesting on
everybody's podcast and then asking people can you be a

(01:01:58):
guest on my podcast, it's taking a weird turn. It's interesting,
it's taking a weird turn, like it's hard to get
a guest that no one else has on, you know,
seven times in the past week. Anyway, check our podcasts out.
All right, we're done, Thank you guys, We will see
you tomorrow. Goodbye, everybody,